00;00;00;13 - 00;00;18;21 Mark No small things with this work. 00;00;20;05 - 00;00;21;02 Mark Hey, maniac. 00;00;21;05 - 00;00;23;15 Mark Hey, maniac. 00;00;23;23 - 00;00;25;21 Sarah Welcome to Mystery Maniac. 00;00;25;22 - 00;00;31;28 Mark Mystery Maniacs is a comedy recap podcast dedicated to mystery TV each. 00;00;31;29 - 00;00;32;27 Sarah Why are you doing that? 00;00;32;28 - 00;00;33;28 Mark I don't know. 00;00;34;02 - 00;00;41;13 Sarah Dedicated to mystery TV. Each week we pick an episode of a show and talk about the murder, the mayhem, the loonies and everything else we love. I'm Sarah. 00;00;41;16 - 00;00;42;16 Mark And I am. 00;00;42;16 - 00;00;49;13 Sarah Mark, and this is a spoiler podcast. If you haven't noticed, we're going to give away who the killer is. So if you don't know, you haven't seen the show. 00;00;49;24 - 00;00;56;20 Mark Go watch it. And kids are transported to the New world. Whether or not you want them to or not, they can listen to the podcast. 00;00;57;09 - 00;01;04;09 Sarah If they can handle simulating a head wound by whacking a watermelon, they can handle a warm shower and the. 00;01;04;09 - 00;01;14;02 Mark Podcast this week, Murder Mysteries Season one Episode ten But before that, we have to once again mention next week made fun. 00;01;14;02 - 00;01;15;04 Mark Of farm. 00;01;15;13 - 00;01;18;16 Mark Nut Badland will be on the podcast. 00;01;18;16 - 00;01;18;29 Sarah Yes. 00;01;19;29 - 00;01;21;19 Mark He's already been on the podcast. 00;01;21;22 - 00;01;30;26 Sarah Well, no, we haven't really recorded it. Yes, we haven't released it yet. That'll go out on May 8th and on May 15th we are taking a break. So you have one week with no love from the media. 00;01;30;26 - 00;01;45;23 Mark It's really two weeks, but they don't know that if you're interested, I will be at Indy Comic-Con the fifth through 7th of May if you want to go. If you're an indie and you want to go to Comic-Con and see me, I'm I'll be there. 00;01;45;24 - 00;01;46;26 Sarah You'll be at the Spirit Booth. 00;01;46;26 - 00;01;48;14 Mark Yes. Table A1. 00;01;49;02 - 00;01;49;22 Sarah Well, aren't you. 00;01;49;22 - 00;01;51;06 Mark Fancy know. 00;01;52;16 - 00;01;52;19 Mark It. 00;01;52;27 - 00;01;55;00 Sarah So is there any table for that? 00;01;55;00 - 00;01;58;03 Mark No. Here we are. Artist Alley one. 00;01;59;05 - 00;02;00;28 Sarah Is that because you registered first? 00;02;01;00 - 00;02;01;27 Mark I don't know. 00;02;03;13 - 00;02;04;24 Sarah I'm first, I'm first. 00;02;05;00 - 00;02;11;25 Mark And then there will be some other stuff that we do. And then we will return on the 22nd of May. 00;02;11;26 - 00;02;13;10 Sarah It's just one Monday where there won't be any. 00;02;13;10 - 00;02;16;14 Mark Yeah, it's just one Monday and you get Annette Badland. 00;02;16;28 - 00;02;17;11 Mark Yes, we. 00;02;17;11 - 00;02;18;09 Mark Bring it back. 00;02;18;12 - 00;02;19;11 Sarah That's worth two weeks. 00;02;19;11 - 00;02;22;12 Mark Yes, I agree. She was so fantastic. 00;02;22;17 - 00;02;36;22 Sarah In the meantime, we can confirm through our inside sources that there is new episodes of Midsomer Filming as we speak. Speaking of new episodes, the UK is finally going to get new episodes of Midsummer. 00;02;36;27 - 00;02;40;22 Mark We've already seen 22. Yeah, Season 22. Sorry. 00;02;40;22 - 00;02;48;10 Sarah So if you're in the UK and you haven't seen our season 22 yet, be sure to listen to our many episodes before you listen to the regular. 00;02;48;14 - 00;02;50;14 Mark So we got all minis for the four or. 00;02;50;14 - 00;02;53;02 Sarah Listen to the mini watch The new episode and then. 00;02;53;02 - 00;02;56;14 Mark Directly like right away. Yes, stay up all night. 00;02;56;27 - 00;02;58;09 Sarah And listen to the podcast. 00;02;58;13 - 00;03;04;11 Mark Unless it's interrupted by another royal thing. Not like any royal thing is happening Saturday. 00;03;04;13 - 00;03;08;24 Sarah No, they're going to anoint Charles with the secret. 00;03;09;07 - 00;03;11;14 Mark It's weird. Did I like. I think. 00;03;11;14 - 00;03;12;21 Sarah They should oil up his whole. 00;03;12;21 - 00;03;13;09 Mark Body. 00;03;13;10 - 00;03;17;07 Sarah That's gross. Maybe that's what they usually do. You know, they put a canopy over. 00;03;17;16 - 00;03;19;03 Mark The canopy saying over. 00;03;19;04 - 00;03;22;25 Sarah So only the monarch and the Archbishop of Canterbury don't. 00;03;22;25 - 00;03;23;12 Mark Want to be. 00;03;23;12 - 00;03;25;02 Sarah There. The stern of Scone. 00;03;25;02 - 00;03;29;27 Mark The stone of Scone. Is it going to be there? I love the taste of skull if you like it. 00;03;29;27 - 00;03;46;22 Sarah Okay. So in the Terry Pratchett book, there is a Stone of Scone. And it is a scone because it's a dwarf. It's a piece of dwarf bread. Well, okay. And their bread is like rock last forever. And so I always get it confused because I think they call it the stone of Stone in those books. 00;03;46;22 - 00;03;52;12 Mark But this stone from Scotland that got stolen and re and all the stuff. 00;03;53;08 - 00;03;55;28 Sarah I think Yeah I think it is, I think it's in. 00;03;56;06 - 00;03;57;03 Mark Is probably. 00;03;57;03 - 00;03;58;04 Sarah A special chair. 00;03;58;04 - 00;03;59;10 Mark I like there was a. 00;03;59;10 - 00;04;01;03 Sarah Time somebody will have to tell us where. 00;04;01;03 - 00;04;04;10 Mark I was a younger man I was like, Am I ever going to see a. CORNISH? 00;04;05;02 - 00;04;07;28 Sarah Yeah, really? Elisabeth's going to live forever. 00;04;07;28 - 00;04;15;02 Mark And now, now, well, now I'll probably see to before I go. Yeah. Wow, That's happy topics. All right. 00;04;16;00 - 00;04;16;18 Mark Oh. 00;04;17;00 - 00;04;18;10 Sarah You're going to outlive Charles? 00;04;18;14 - 00;04;19;09 Mark I think so. 00;04;19;22 - 00;04;25;21 Sarah He's not aging as well as his mom, so I know he inherited her longevity. No, I know. I mean, I'm not wishing him dead. 00;04;25;21 - 00;04;28;17 Mark I still think the Queen mom's alive in a bottle of gin. 00;04;30;04 - 00;04;32;19 Sarah Just floating in it. And pickles, but living. 00;04;33;18 - 00;04;34;15 Mark That put. 00;04;35;05 - 00;04;40;14 Sarah Her in the lizard people anyway. So make sure you listen to the many before you watch the new episode. 00;04;40;14 - 00;04;42;19 Mark And those will be on all our socials too. 00;04;42;19 - 00;04;49;26 Sarah So you'll post links so that easy to find. The other thing that we're going to post a link to is a new Discord channel we heard about recently. 00;04;49;26 - 00;04;51;16 Mark For Cozi TV. 00;04;51;17 - 00;05;03;17 Sarah Cozi TV shows. It's not just mysteries, it's Cozi TV in general. So if you're a Discord user, it's a pretty cool place to hang out. I personally find Discord a little crazy. I can't wrap my brain. 00;05;03;22 - 00;05;10;11 Mark You got to get used to it. And if you're on Discord now and you join the discord on typewriter Mark on there. 00;05;10;12 - 00;05;11;07 Sarah On the cozy show. 00;05;11;07 - 00;05;12;22 Mark Discord on the Cozy show. 00;05;12;25 - 00;05;15;00 Sarah We don't have a discord for me. No, you. 00;05;15;00 - 00;05;18;25 Mark Don't have a discord room, Mr.. I don't think we have a need for it. 00;05;18;26 - 00;05;24;12 Sarah No. Or the mental bandwidth to know. But with it, it's like a chat room all the time. 00;05;24;13 - 00;05;25;15 Mark There's like, a chat. 00;05;25;15 - 00;05;28;00 Mark What is it people do all day? I got. 00;05;28;00 - 00;05;28;11 Sarah Stuff to. 00;05;28;11 - 00;05;41;24 Mark Do. Speaking of the subreddit, I thinking of jazzed up a bit by posting a little bit more of what we do outside of mystery maniacs. Like I'll post about the Comic-Con and stuff like that. 00;05;41;26 - 00;05;48;18 Sarah If people are interested in it, they're not. They can ignore it. Yeah, but you know, we're a community. You can talk about more than just a show there. 00;05;48;19 - 00;05;52;13 Mark Would you post Halloween update? Just like a little teaser? 00;05;52;18 - 00;05;53;15 Sarah Yeah, because. 00;05;54;01 - 00;05;55;16 Mark We're already working on Halloween. 00;05;55;17 - 00;05;59;04 Sarah We me about 20 hours a week in the garage. Yeah. Yes. 00;05;59;14 - 00;06;08;12 Mark So, so tired scares reaching the end of the semester. And we were both quite exhausted. 00;06;08;17 - 00;06;15;06 Sarah Oh, students. I love them, but I. One more person begs me for points like that. 00;06;15;06 - 00;06;20;12 Mark Like, Well, I'm not going to beg you for points. We're going to talk about child's play. Okay. 00;06;20;12 - 00;06;23;28 Sarah Can we talk about kids being abused, please? Yes. 00;06;24;00 - 00;06;25;17 Mark Okay. Hi. 00;06;26;21 - 00;06;33;07 Mark This is this is a tough episode, but we're going to do our best here. 00;06;33;07 - 00;06;35;22 Sarah I found some nuggets. 00;06;35;23 - 00;06;40;24 Mark There are really important, difficult topics in this episode. 00;06;40;24 - 00;06;42;15 Sarah We were going to gloss over. 00;06;43;12 - 00;06;47;03 Mark We are going to gloss over them like crazy. 00;06;47;15 - 00;06;55;23 Sarah Hey, home schools weren't cool. Neither are residential schools. They're not cool either. They're cruel and unusual. And aren't we glad those are done? 00;06;55;24 - 00;06;59;06 Mark Why do all pedophiles have to brush hair? Have you noticed? 00;06;59;11 - 00;07;00;16 Sarah I don't know. 00;07;00;26 - 00;07;02;11 Mark Why is it a thing? 00;07;02;11 - 00;07;07;02 Sarah Is it mostly because Murdoch's not going to show us something worse? Thank God. 00;07;07;20 - 00;07;10;24 Mark What happened? She ran into the room and go, What are you doing? 00;07;10;25 - 00;07;13;00 Sarah Watermelons. Watermelons. 00;07;13;04 - 00;07;13;26 Mark Okay. 00;07;14;21 - 00;07;15;25 Sarah There's fun stuff in this. 00;07;15;25 - 00;07;16;18 Mark Abbott is out. 00;07;17;09 - 00;07;18;26 Sarah We will dig and we will find it. 00;07;19;13 - 00;07;21;14 Mark Sure is a fancy party. 00;07;21;14 - 00;07;24;11 Sarah Yeah. So many feathers in people's hair. 00;07;24;12 - 00;07;33;12 Mark So this is originally aired on 23rd of March, 24 years for a hockey team, four years after. 00;07;33;14 - 00;07;40;17 Sarah Oh, we're not going to talk about hockey. This is tough enough. Good God, y'all, You do not want to live with this man. 00;07;40;17 - 00;07;43;24 Mark It's Mudville during hockey playoffs. 00;07;43;28 - 00;07;45;00 Sarah It's so bad. 00;07;45;22 - 00;07;46;05 Mark Oh. 00;07;47;21 - 00;07;49;20 Sarah The mood swings are something else. 00;07;50;07 - 00;08;00;03 Mark Directed by Shawn Thompson and written by Alexander Zoro. No e, z, a, r0w and Y. 00;08;00;06 - 00;08;03;07 Sarah Zerhouni is out. So county czar. 00;08;03;17 - 00;08;05;07 Mark Zerhouni czar around. 00;08;05;07 - 00;08;06;18 Sarah Me. That's what we're going with. 00;08;06;18 - 00;08;06;29 Mark Yeah. 00;08;07;02 - 00;08;16;18 Sarah So there's a party. It's a fundraiser for the Baker House, which is a home for girls. There's also a home for boys in Peterborough. How far away is Peterborough from Toronto? 00;08;16;19 - 00;08;18;14 Mark About a two hour drive. 00;08;18;19 - 00;08;21;21 Sarah Oh, that's pretty far for Charlie to have migrated. 00;08;22;06 - 00;08;22;20 Mark Yes. 00;08;22;20 - 00;08;24;04 Sarah And to find, as they say. 00;08;24;04 - 00;08;40;00 Mark Something that bothers me. So they say that they came from Quebec City. Mm hmm. And then they went to where was it then? They went somewhere else. And then they went to Toronto. And then Murdoch says he went on to Peterborough, but Peterborough is back east. 00;08;40;02 - 00;08;48;07 Sarah Well, they have a processing center, I guess, really, where they rip siblings apart and separate them without even letting them say goodbye. 00;08;48;10 - 00;08;55;00 Mark The whole point here is that there are children in England that are poor and without parents and that they're. 00;08;55;02 - 00;08;58;04 Sarah Hopefully at least they're without parents and orphans, that. 00;08;58;04 - 00;08;59;11 Mark There are people in the new. 00;08;59;11 - 00;09;01;26 Sarah World who need children. 00;09;01;26 - 00;09;05;13 Mark It's very colonial. It's just incredibly. 00;09;05;13 - 00;09;12;17 Sarah Colonial. Okay. So what is it Canada saying, hey, give us your poor kids or was it England saying, hey, take our poor kids? 00;09;12;22 - 00;09;15;10 Mark It was England saying, hey, take our poor kids, okay? 00;09;15;17 - 00;09;17;01 Sarah They send them to Australia. 00;09;17;01 - 00;09;19;02 Mark Australia and New Zealand, all sorts of. 00;09;19;02 - 00;09;28;23 Sarah Places. Yeah. So and you know, if you've ever read any dickens, it wasn't too far before this in history when a kid as young as ten could be sent to prison for hard labor. 00;09;28;23 - 00;09;29;03 Mark Yeah. 00;09;29;04 - 00;09;35;01 Sarah So they were sent to Australia and apparently Canada. Okay, so. 00;09;35;01 - 00;09;36;25 Mark So here's a fancy party. 00;09;37;07 - 00;09;37;19 Mark Yeah. 00;09;37;27 - 00;09;46;20 Sarah Rookwood is hosting the fundraiser for Calvin Baker's home, and then he gathers Flora, his wife and even his daughter, and says, Let's. 00;09;47;07 - 00;09;49;27 Mark Get these to the house. I'm going to go to work. 00;09;50;01 - 00;09;51;26 Sarah We've been here for an hour. 00;09;51;26 - 00;09;52;21 Mark An hour? 00;09;52;21 - 00;10;02;09 Sarah That's how I feel about some parties. Okay, We got to go to this thing. We got to be seen to be there. We got to shake some hands, drink, cocktail, eat about our dress. Can we go. 00;10;02;09 - 00;10;10;19 Mark Now and then? Can we go for Sarah Mercer is married to. Well, I'm okay. Let's go. But. Oh, wait a minute. I have to say goodbye to this person. 00;10;10;24 - 00;10;11;13 Sarah Every person. 00;10;11;13 - 00;10;14;25 Mark Say goodbye to this place. Goodbye to this person. 00;10;14;26 - 00;10;16;07 Sarah I just go hit the car. 00;10;16;07 - 00;10;18;21 Mark Yeah, I just know people. 00;10;18;22 - 00;10;22;28 Sarah So you're good at it. That's your superpower. It's not mine. 00;10;22;29 - 00;10;30;07 Mark I'll tell you what is it? A superpower that Rockwood and Ward Glue Factory and Tannery sign is some piece of crap. 00;10;30;09 - 00;10;32;11 Sarah They shouldn't use their own glue on those letters. 00;10;32;11 - 00;10;34;22 Mark They're falling off or falling off. 00;10;35;01 - 00;10;51;11 Sarah So, yeah, they used to boil down animals to get the collagen from tendons and bones and use it for glue. Yes. This is why you make the joke about, Oh, that old horse is going to the glue factory or whatever, because they really did that. 00;10;51;16 - 00;10;52;07 Mark And it's up. 00;10;52;07 - 00;10;54;03 Sarah Until about World War One. 00;10;54;03 - 00;11;01;09 Mark It's also horrible that like I am not a proponent of horse meat. No, but it's a lot of meat to waste. 00;11;01;10 - 00;11;11;07 Sarah It is. It really is. When there are people who are hungry. Yeah. And it's it is edible. Yeah. In a time when people needed food. Yeah. Yeah. Just don't put it on and lie about it. 00;11;11;07 - 00;11;13;17 Mark No. All the people in England know. 00;11;15;07 - 00;11;19;26 Sarah Okay, so let's get past all that. Hey, you want to have some fun about glue? 00;11;19;26 - 00;11;22;20 Mark Yes. Tell me something fun about glue. 00;11;22;20 - 00;11;40;19 Sarah Well, other than some plant based glues that were more lacquers. Yes, This kind of animal glue was really what was available until World War One. Okay. Yes. But around that time, people started figuring out other ways to make glue. Now, if I say glue, what company? 00;11;40;19 - 00;11;46;03 Mark Immediately. Right away. Yes. With the winter cow on it. Yes, I remember going. 00;11;46;03 - 00;11;47;26 Sarah Not just a cow. What is it? 00;11;47;26 - 00;11;48;23 Mark It's a milk. 00;11;48;23 - 00;11;50;25 Sarah Cow. No, it's a bull. 00;11;50;27 - 00;11;51;23 Mark Oh, it is a bull. 00;11;51;24 - 00;11;52;27 Sarah His name's Elmer. 00;11;53;00 - 00;11;55;12 Mark Always. The name is Elmer, I thought. 00;11;55;13 - 00;11;56;24 Sarah Do you know who he's married to? 00;11;57;20 - 00;11;59;10 Mark What? I know. 00;11;59;11 - 00;12;00;12 Sarah He's married. 00;12;00;12 - 00;12;01;15 Mark Who is he Married? 00;12;01;16 - 00;12;01;20 Mark You. 00;12;01;21 - 00;12;02;22 Sarah Oh, the cow. 00;12;02;27 - 00;12;05;05 Mark Elmer and Elsie. Yes. Of the glue. 00;12;05;05 - 00;12;11;00 Sarah Factory? No, Elsie of the Borden factory. Oh, Borden Dairy. 00;12;11;01 - 00;12;15;15 Mark Borden Dairy cow is married to Elmer's glue. Bull? 00;12;15;18 - 00;12;16;01 Mark Yes. 00;12;16;14 - 00;12;18;24 Mark Wow. I would not have guessed that. 00;12;18;24 - 00;12;25;29 Sarah Because they're the same company. Oh, can you guess why? And it's not that they boil down cows. 00;12;26;04 - 00;12;29;21 Mark Okay, so we have Borden, which is a food company. 00;12;29;21 - 00;12;33;01 Sarah Yes, They make milk products. Milk? Ice cream. Yeah. 00;12;33;02 - 00;12;42;00 Mark And Elmer's, which. Oh, because the horns on the bull are used now. No, I don't know. Casein casing. 00;12;42;00 - 00;12;44;19 Sarah Do you know what casein is. Not casing. 00;12;44;23 - 00;12;48;11 Mark Casein. No, I have no idea what casein. 00;12;48;11 - 00;12;55;13 Sarah Well anybody who's ever made cheese knows exactly what casein is. And so it is like rennet. Yes. 00;12;55;17 - 00;12;56;01 Mark Okay. 00;12;56;03 - 00;13;06;04 Sarah It's used to make cheese. Okay. But it also makes great glue. Oh. So it's a byproduct of the dairy. Yes. That they used to make grill. 00;13;06;04 - 00;13;06;28 Mark Smart. 00;13;07;02 - 00;13;12;02 Sarah But they didn't want to put LC on the glue because that would be confusing because people might try to drink. 00;13;12;09 - 00;13;12;28 Mark Glue. 00;13;13;29 - 00;13;15;05 Sarah So they were like, Hmm. 00;13;15;09 - 00;13;16;20 Mark So LC came first. 00;13;16;21 - 00;13;34;13 Sarah LC was first and then and then Alma And then they have a calf. I Oh my gosh. Oh, in the fifties they had coloring books and birthday party guides and Elmer and Elsie and their calf went on vacation and met other people and. 00;13;34;13 - 00;13;37;26 Mark Wait a minute. Yeah, it was cow themed birthday parties. 00;13;37;27 - 00;13;38;09 Sarah Yeah. 00;13;38;13 - 00;13;40;12 Mark Okay. I want to. Cathy. Birthday party. 00;13;40;14 - 00;13;57;22 Sarah You got it. You got it. Was funny. Is the front of it has Elmer and Elsie and their cast like around a table with the birthday cake on it and one little blond haired girl like, what are they going to do to her? It's her birthday party. I think they're like, Let's celebrate the human. 00;13;59;27 - 00;14;01;19 Mark How did they ever talk? 00;14;01;29 - 00;14;02;14 Sarah Oh, yeah. 00;14;02;22 - 00;14;03;23 Mark Oh, my gosh. 00;14;03;29 - 00;14;05;28 Sarah But Elsie always wears an apron. 00;14;06;02 - 00;14;06;18 Mark Okay. 00;14;06;20 - 00;14;07;11 Sarah To cover her. 00;14;07;11 - 00;14;07;25 Mark Udders. 00;14;08;17 - 00;14;16;00 Sarah Look, I mean, come on, You can't have the other show in here. 00;14;17;23 - 00;14;19;01 Mark But yet she has cleavage. 00;14;19;06 - 00;14;21;20 Mark It never look at Elmer's glue again. 00;14;21;21 - 00;14;30;27 Sarah She has cleavage. Is cleavage. So she must, like, wear like, a push up udder for the top two. I don't know how that works. I don't know how that works. 00;14;32;01 - 00;14;35;00 Mark Push up other bras, baby. The name of it. 00;14;35;02 - 00;14;51;27 Sarah So I know, I know, but I still don't know. I understand why they didn't want to put LC on it, but it's it pumps it, the casein comes from milk and that comes from a female cow. Why did they put a bull on it? 00;14;51;28 - 00;14;52;19 Mark I don't know. 00;14;52;19 - 00;14;58;22 Sarah He doesn't make milk now. I don't want to know about his milk. No. And they don't make glue from that. No. 00;14;58;22 - 00;14;59;20 Mark So maybe the. 00;14;59;20 - 00;15;14;19 Sarah Horn I think. No, I think it's just. Well, that would be cruel, wouldn't it. No, I think it's just that they didn't they didn't trust people to tell the difference between like Elsie and Clara Bell, you know, like to do that to girl cows. So now they just gave her husband. 00;15;14;25 - 00;15;15;25 Mark Oh, okay. 00;15;16;09 - 00;15;32;21 Sarah And Ellmers was successful right away because their biggest competitor at the time was a company called Le Page that made permanent glue out of fish. Awful. Wow. So if your choices were fish awful, that apparently smelled like fish. Awful. And Elmer's. 00;15;33;03 - 00;15;33;17 Mark Farmers. 00;15;33;21 - 00;15;34;01 Mark Yeah. 00;15;34;12 - 00;15;35;21 Sarah And it's still around. 00;15;35;21 - 00;15;36;15 Mark There we go. 00;15;36;17 - 00;15;50;21 Sarah Yeah. And I also learned about meat glue, but we're not going to talk about that. No, no, no, no. So record goes back to work after mom molesting his adopted daughter and gets the shovel to the head after he says, What are. 00;15;50;21 - 00;15;52;23 Mark You doing by someone in a black cloak. 00;15;52;24 - 00;15;53;05 Sarah Which is. 00;15;53;05 - 00;15;54;03 Mark Holding a crossbow? 00;15;54;03 - 00;15;55;14 Sarah Oh, no, no, no, no. 00;15;55;15 - 00;15;56;06 Mark That's the next. 00;15;56;06 - 00;15;59;06 Sarah That's the next episode. But you may as well say, Oh, it's you. 00;15;59;06 - 00;16;02;08 Mark Yeah. What are you doing here? Yes. 00;16;02;17 - 00;16;03;17 Sarah And then Gronk. 00;16;03;24 - 00;16;04;10 Mark Whammo. 00;16;04;16 - 00;16;10;24 Sarah He gets whack a doodle right on the head. Meanwhile, it's a good fake injury, by the way, when they show the big cut on his. 00;16;10;24 - 00;16;15;13 Mark This is good job. It is a good job. Now on to our next show. Police perverts. 00;16;17;15 - 00;16;18;01 Mark What are they. 00;16;18;01 - 00;16;19;14 Sarah Doing? Periscope? 00;16;19;21 - 00;16;20;24 Mark What are they doing? 00;16;20;25 - 00;16;25;07 Sarah I don't know. But Henry's on to them because he pops up from the other side of the wall. 00;16;25;17 - 00;16;27;06 Mark So Murdoch And. 00;16;27;20 - 00;16;28;19 Sarah They're just trying. 00;16;28;19 - 00;16;31;21 Mark It out. Testing out Murdoch's new device, the. 00;16;31;21 - 00;16;32;02 Sarah Circum. 00;16;32;02 - 00;16;32;15 Mark Scope. 00;16;32;15 - 00;16;35;12 Sarah The circum scope, which sounds like a medical procedure. 00;16;35;27 - 00;16;37;24 Mark Which includes the. 00;16;37;25 - 00;16;39;24 Sarah Bracket reads opera glasses. 00;16;40;19 - 00;16;42;16 Mark Which is just so great. 00;16;42;17 - 00;16;48;15 Sarah Murdoch's reaction is like, well, I'll I'll make sure I get to. 00;16;48;19 - 00;16;51;03 Mark Thank God this scene is here because. 00;16;51;03 - 00;16;52;10 Sarah It necessary. 00;16;52;17 - 00;16;58;08 Mark Necessary and then George better like George is now in a carry on. 00;16;58;14 - 00;17;00;15 Sarah Yes he's like, Oh God. 00;17;00;24 - 00;17;01;14 Mark Yeah. 00;17;01;19 - 00;17;06;25 Sarah Expect his eyeballs to come out of the top of the periscope and bulge out and then go back. 00;17;07;02 - 00;17;09;08 Mark Gustav Woman is okay. 00;17;09;29 - 00;17;13;27 Sarah She's undressed. She may as well be in her bra, beaten out a rug. 00;17;13;27 - 00;17;18;10 Mark What is she doing in the middle of the day? Being on a rug outside their window. 00;17;18;10 - 00;17;24;00 Sarah Don't want to get dust on your dress like this. So you do it your underwear, don't you house clean in your underwear? 00;17;24;00 - 00;17;25;12 Mark No, I do not. 00;17;27;10 - 00;17;29;10 Sarah Murdoch did not invent the periscope. 00;17;29;11 - 00;17;30;23 Mark No, I don't think. 00;17;30;24 - 00;17;49;23 Sarah And it wasn't even new at this time. In 1895. It wasn't even new. Do you want to guess how old Periscopes were by 1895 when they were actually invented? I would say, and I'm going to remove from the equation any ancient Greek invention those that are rumored. Okay, So it's not that. 00;17;49;25 - 00;18;03;13 Mark Then I'm going to say that the French era, French intellectuals in the 18th century were obsessed with optics. So I would think that maybe them maybe Galileo, maybe. 00;18;03;15 - 00;18;13;06 Sarah Those aren't bad guesses. Yeah, it is a French person, but it's in the 1850s. Okay, but 40 years before this. Yes. At first I thought it was a woman. 00;18;13;09 - 00;18;13;20 Mark Oh. 00;18;14;00 - 00;18;20;08 Sarah Because this French person's name is Hippo, right? Hippo lady? Yes. Each IPO. 00;18;20;09 - 00;18;21;05 Mark Hippolyta. 00;18;21;07 - 00;18;25;15 Sarah Hippolyta. Maybe Hippolyta. Mary Davy. 00;18;25;15 - 00;18;27;08 Mark Okay, so that's clearly a dude. 00;18;27;17 - 00;18;28;22 Sarah They can't see you do that. 00;18;28;22 - 00;18;29;04 Mark But yeah. 00;18;29;19 - 00;18;37;12 Sarah Roll your eyes and put your hands up in the air. He designed the first exemplar of a periscope specifically for use in a submarine. 00;18;37;12 - 00;18;39;08 Mark Yes, because they had submarines. 00;18;39;08 - 00;18;40;28 Sarah Way earlier than you think they did A. 00;18;40;29 - 00;18;48;28 Mark Crewed submarine? Yes. In the civil death traps underwater. They were like, Let's go to Mars. You're not coming back. Yeah. 00;18;48;29 - 00;19;14;26 Sarah Vehicle kind of submarines. Yeah. So the the the idea of putting mirrors at opposite ends of a tube so that you could see up or around was already around. But he put together the first periscope specifically for vertical and extending so it extended and that's a big deal it's got to extend. Otherwise you end up carrying around the circum scope, which is like three feet long and you look like an idiot, right. 00;19;15;01 - 00;19;17;19 Mark Sort of like they do later on. It's a fact. 00;19;18;07 - 00;19;28;00 Sarah Pretty much. But. But this is. Oh what is it. Chekhov's. What. Chekhov's gun. Yes. Chekhov's Second Scope because you know they've got to use it. I have an episode. 00;19;28;00 - 00;19;30;01 Mark Later on called Chekhov Circuit. 00;19;30;10 - 00;19;30;27 Mark Yes. 00;19;32;02 - 00;19;38;28 Sarah They've got to use it. Yep. So they find records body, he's been hit over the head, they find the shovel. 00;19;39;03 - 00;19;44;16 Mark So on his name to be rocketed. It's rock. I don't, I don't know why but I want to call. 00;19;44;16 - 00;19;52;20 Sarah Them It's a BlackBerry. Yes. A stick rock wood. That's what their logo should be instead of that poorly hodgepodge sign that they've got. 00;19;52;20 - 00;19;56;02 Mark Well, and then what the most useless character of all time. 00;19;56;02 - 00;20;03;27 Sarah Yeah, he's really unnecessary. Yes. So when they find him though, and Julie is there though her hands are covered in blood. Of course. 00;20;05;01 - 00;20;06;10 Mark Now let's let. 00;20;06;16 - 00;20;09;04 Sarah That place that pen where the body is. 00;20;09;04 - 00;20;12;27 Mark Absolutely clear. That is a foot deep of manure. 00;20;12;29 - 00;20;25;11 Sarah Oh, at least at least you cram all those horses in. They're supposed to be old, knackered horses there. They're crowded, they're not in stables, they're not separated like they're used to. They're going to be pooping all over the place. 00;20;25;13 - 00;20;34;09 Mark People are like, Oh, look at this barn. It's so beautiful. We should refurbish it. It will smell like kalibo forever. For ever and. 00;20;34;09 - 00;20;41;26 Sarah Ever. And so would that place. But shoe prints have prints, whatever farm they would be in, Manure, not in nice dirt. 00;20;41;26 - 00;20;43;14 Mark Are giant piles of beans. 00;20;45;12 - 00;20;50;13 Mark It's just. Maybe it's a robbery gone wrong. I know. 00;20;51;08 - 00;20;54;12 Mark And also, they could not have found prints like footprints. 00;20;54;16 - 00;20;55;00 Sarah No. 00;20;55;00 - 00;20;55;18 Mark No way. 00;20;55;25 - 00;20;58;05 Sarah Now there's already people walking all over the place. 00;20;58;06 - 00;21;06;26 Mark Never mind the fact they mentioned rendering VAT, but no one talks about the horrific smell that would be permeating. Oh, it was. 00;21;06;27 - 00;21;07;05 Sarah So. 00;21;07;05 - 00;21;14;25 Mark Bad. It would be every so bad. Okay, but I have a question about the night with Rockwood. He sees a clock. Traeger? 00;21;15;03 - 00;21;16;27 Sarah Mm hmm. Messing with the horses. 00;21;17;09 - 00;21;18;27 Mark What? Why does he go down. 00;21;18;28 - 00;21;21;07 Sarah To stop the person from messing with the horses? 00;21;21;09 - 00;21;28;08 Mark Okay, If Flora didn't. If Flora's the killer. If Flora went there to kill him, what is she. 00;21;28;08 - 00;21;32;06 Sarah Doing? Making her way to his office door. But through a lot of horses and poop. 00;21;32;13 - 00;21;39;00 Mark Okay. Is she going to go upstairs and kill him? Yeah. Okay. Why didn't you just go upstairs and kill him? 00;21;39;00 - 00;21;45;26 Sarah She doesn't get there. He gets to her first because she's trying to weave her way between a bunch of horse butts. Yeah, there's a lot of horses. 00;21;45;26 - 00;21;47;06 Mark There are a lot of horses. 00;21;47;15 - 00;22;00;13 Sarah I'm impressed with how many horses they fit in there, actually. And cameras and actors and everything. They really make it look crowded with horses. Yes, they're good horses to not be all kicking each other and stuff. That would have probably been kind of a dangerous scene to shoot. Oh, really? 00;22;00;14 - 00;22;06;28 Mark I agree. You know what? I don't like what I hate him. First of all, he says we're fraternity brothers, okay? 00;22;07;00 - 00;22;07;20 Sarah And then he. 00;22;07;29 - 00;22;12;07 Mark Okay, I have to explain it to our friends in America. 00;22;12;07 - 00;22;12;18 Sarah Other place. 00;22;12;20 - 00;22;16;08 Mark When he says fraternity brothers, he means they're Masons. 00;22;16;09 - 00;22;20;12 Sarah Are not college fraternity brothers. 00;22;20;12 - 00;22;25;19 Mark No, our fraternities are not a thing in Canada and they're not a thing in England. 00;22;25;20 - 00;22;31;29 Sarah Okay. So he's saying that they're both Masons. Yes. This whole I heard backlash against him then. I thought they were frat burrows. 00;22;32;00 - 00;22;51;13 Mark Oh, no. This incredibly weird Greek system of fraternities that is prevalent in America that I thought. I thought quite honestly, as a child, as I probably saw Animal House too young, that the whole thing was a joke. Like they couldn't possibly be doing me Stupid thing. Yeah. 00;22;51;19 - 00;23;00;27 Sarah Living in a college town where three quarters of the fraternity houses are on a cease and desist right now. Yeah, Yeah, they're just like that. It's. They're worse than. 00;23;00;27 - 00;23;02;26 Mark That. It is literally insane. 00;23;02;29 - 00;23;04;03 Sarah That's okay, because. 00;23;04;03 - 00;23;05;28 Mark That's what he means. That's what he means. 00;23;05;29 - 00;23;08;15 Sarah They wound up conquering the world of it. He said. 00;23;08;19 - 00;23;20;12 Mark Instead. Who knew we would conquer the world of adhesives? I hate to say it that way. We're the kings of glue. 00;23;20;12 - 00;23;24;05 Mark I don't really call anything weird. Oh, but that wasn't argument. 00;23;24;25 - 00;23;25;16 Mark Yeah. 00;23;26;05 - 00;23;27;10 Mark It's just. Or a. 00;23;27;10 - 00;23;29;10 Sarah Boy. We see volunteers that. 00;23;29;20 - 00;23;32;21 Mark And then Murdock rides on the sidewalk and. 00;23;33;11 - 00;23;35;08 Sarah It really bothers you. And he rides on one side. 00;23;35;10 - 00;23;37;06 Mark Bothers me when he rides on this. 00;23;37;07 - 00;23;38;27 Sarah You know why he rides on the sidewalk? 00;23;39;11 - 00;23;41;22 Mark Mostly because the road would be covered in poop. 00;23;43;16 - 00;23;56;19 Sarah Yes. Also, in reality, the road is covered in tarmac and they don't want to stone that and show that. So they have to make them ride on the sidewalk. Yes. Why is Baker's house for Girls called Baker distributing house? 00;23;56;19 - 00;23;57;09 Mark I don't. 00;23;57;11 - 00;23;59;22 Sarah Know. Is it because they distribute girls? 00;23;59;22 - 00;24;00;28 Mark I guess so. 00;24;01;06 - 00;24;15;29 Sarah It really bothers me. Distributing house really bothers me when Flora says that her husband says they should acquire a girl. It really bothers me not adopt a daughter. Adopt one of those poor orphans. We should acquire a girl. 00;24;15;29 - 00;24;16;18 Mark Yes. 00;24;16;22 - 00;24;23;01 Sarah Oh, okay. It's out of my system. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Flora's dress has a lot of weird buttons. 00;24;23;05 - 00;24;26;28 Mark Wow. And why are there such giant fake paintings in there? 00;24;27;18 - 00;24;34;08 Sarah That's a hard. It's hard to set dress for a house that's supposed to be really wealthy and full of useless tchotchkes stuff. 00;24;34;08 - 00;24;37;20 Mark There was some trouble at the house. No crap. 00;24;37;20 - 00;24;43;10 Sarah Really. But that's not the trouble they're talking about. No, but. Okay. Can we go back to the button for. 00;24;43;11 - 00;24;45;03 Mark A second Avenue? Unfortunate note. 00;24;45;09 - 00;24;47;10 Mark Well, what is. 00;24;47;10 - 00;24;49;07 Mark It? No, the small things with. 00;24;53;08 - 00;24;54;06 Mark They do have trouble. 00;24;54;23 - 00;24;56;14 Sarah They do have trouble finding garment. 00;25;00;10 - 00;25;01;27 Mark Oh, I'm a horrible. 00;25;02;10 - 00;25;15;23 Sarah Horrible person. Okay, Before Flora goes into her morning clothing, before she's in black. Yes, she has. On this burnt orange dress. Yes. That has buttons and utterly random places. 00;25;15;23 - 00;25;17;26 Mark And why isn't she in black already? 00;25;17;27 - 00;25;18;27 Sarah That's too fast. 00;25;18;27 - 00;25;19;19 Mark Too fast? 00;25;19;22 - 00;25;20;01 Sarah Yes. 00;25;20;16 - 00;25;22;11 Mark She's happy. Yeah. 00;25;23;04 - 00;25;30;13 Sarah It has buttons like around the armholes, as if the sleeves button on which. Okay, she. 00;25;30;13 - 00;25;31;21 Mark Could rip them off and. 00;25;32;07 - 00;25;34;13 Sarah Throw like breakaway sleeve. 00;25;34;14 - 00;25;36;23 Mark Breakaway wrestling style. 00;25;36;23 - 00;25;45;10 Sarah Maybe she should have done that the night before. Maybe. But then there's also just like, buttons decorating the pants and they're just like, I don't get. 00;25;45;10 - 00;25;58;25 Mark It. Once we if we continue on in Murdock, the woman who does the costumes is very active on Instagram. Yeah, she does the costumes now we will try to get her on the show. 00;25;59;02 - 00;26;14;23 Sarah So all I could think I'm sorry to go on about it, but all I could think was that the sleeves actually do button off of the dress to make it maybe more wearable so you can wear it with and without the sleeves, so you can wear a blouse underneath it that would show out, right? Maybe there's a different color sleeve you could add to it. 00;26;15;00 - 00;26;18;27 Sarah And then they just put the other buttons on to distract you from those buttons. 00;26;19;01 - 00;26;21;06 Mark Pay no attention to the buttons. 00;26;21;06 - 00;26;32;20 Sarah Like I know there's a zipper on your fly, but I added five or six extras around the pants so nobody would notice that one zipper. I don't get the logic of that, but. Okay. 00;26;32;22 - 00;26;37;16 Mark Murdock tries to be a human here, not a robot. Sorry about your father. I'm not. 00;26;37;22 - 00;26;38;04 Mark Yeah. 00;26;38;15 - 00;26;44;20 Sarah First of all, not my dad. Second of all, really bad, dude. Third of all, good riddance to bad trash. 00;26;44;20 - 00;26;46;22 Mark We only say goodbye when we're ready to. 00;26;48;07 - 00;26;51;10 Sarah I wanted to say goodbye to him a long time ago. 00;26;51;23 - 00;26;57;04 Mark Next, there's a close up of a woman buying a potato just one. One potato. 00;26;57;04 - 00;27;03;14 Sarah Potato. That's all she needs. You don't buy more potatoes when you need, or it turns into our potato bean scare the other day. 00;27;03;19 - 00;27;06;23 Mark Had eyes and we returned to the morgue of flirting. 00;27;08;06 - 00;27;13;09 Sarah No, it's the morgue of lacking. Well, Whac-A-Mole and Whac-A-Mole. 00;27;14;20 - 00;27;15;02 Mark That's a. 00;27;15;02 - 00;27;17;07 Mark Lot of watermelons that get destroyed. 00;27;17;07 - 00;27;19;03 Sarah Here. Whacked. Wasted watermelons? 00;27;19;03 - 00;27;19;17 Mark Yes. 00;27;20;11 - 00;27;25;03 Sarah Those watermelons are perfectly good. I'm sure there are constables who would have liked to have had a piece of water. 00;27;25;06 - 00;27;29;21 Mark Boy, all that bicycle riding has created big muscles for me to touch. 00;27;30;24 - 00;27;42;01 Sarah Not that big. I can stand like this for very long. The killer is five four. So you said you don't understand how they could have got the footprint, the. The shoe impressions, but. 00;27;42;02 - 00;27;45;00 Mark Well, just because the horses would have trampled them, the horse. 00;27;45;08 - 00;27;54;27 Sarah The horses would have trampled them. Yeah, but otherwise, I think it's because they were dainty Wesley prints that would have probably sort of stood out. 00;27;55;01 - 00;27;55;19 Mark Yes. 00;27;57;23 - 00;28;02;06 Sarah Like, they may as well have had, like, little rubber ducks on them or something. You know, like. 00;28;02;10 - 00;28;05;00 Mark Now, Murdock is a good boss here with. 00;28;05;00 - 00;28;05;19 Sarah Crabtree. 00;28;05;20 - 00;28;08;08 Mark Henry. Henry's having trouble with the footprint. 00;28;08;11 - 00;28;10;26 Sarah Oh, yes. They're not using plaster. 00;28;10;27 - 00;28;14;06 Mark No, they're using. What are they using? Like, flowers? 00;28;14;07 - 00;28;25;05 Sarah No, some kind of resin. They mix it up and heat it out where maybe they're using the glue. You know, a crabtrees like on it. In this episode, he finds the shovel. 00;28;25;11 - 00;28;25;29 Mark He does. 00;28;25;29 - 00;28;29;09 Sarah He figures out the ten day rotation of horse stealing. 00;28;29;09 - 00;28;31;24 Mark The worst game of chess ever. 00;28;33;03 - 00;28;33;11 Mark Well, I'll. 00;28;33;11 - 00;28;34;05 Mark Get to that. 00;28;34;05 - 00;28;35;07 Sarah He's on it. 00;28;35;10 - 00;28;44;08 Mark So we also have what I think is the best part of the episode here, when the kids totally own the officer. 00;28;44;17 - 00;28;49;08 Sarah Absolutely. And they would, too. Yeah. They just take off and they steal Murdock's bike. 00;28;49;09 - 00;28;50;11 Mark And they buy George. 00;28;50;22 - 00;28;52;05 Mark And invite George. 00;28;53;20 - 00;28;57;22 Sarah These are kids off the streets, Mark. These are Ruffians Lords name. 00;28;59;00 - 00;29;01;21 Mark He's like, Oh, good. Got my bike. 00;29;01;22 - 00;29;05;01 Mark Why does Murdock have Coptic boxes in his office? 00;29;05;10 - 00;29;06;24 Sarah Why not? Why not? 00;29;06;25 - 00;29;13;08 Mark Weird, weird, weird. And then we have Breckin Reed being. Wow. 00;29;14;01 - 00;29;16;15 Sarah Somebody from a Dickens novel over top. 00;29;16;16 - 00;29;20;19 Mark These are public trash. Have you ever been to the East and felt. 00;29;21;21 - 00;29;23;00 Sarah These kids are in. 00;29;23;07 - 00;29;42;09 Mark Bernardo Homes? So Bernardo Homes are started in England. They're all over the Commonwealth. They're part of this network. What's weird is the word Bernardo, because in Canada, he's a well-known serial killer. Now it's not the same guy, but that name in Canada. Yeah, especially southern Ontario. 00;29;42;10 - 00;29;47;25 Sarah Well, I would hope a serial killer didn't found a home for wayward children and it became a network. 00;29;47;25 - 00;29;49;17 Mark Bad enough what Paul Bernardo. 00;29;49;17 - 00;29;49;28 Mark Did. 00;29;50;15 - 00;30;03;08 Sarah They are distributing houses, by the way. So Crabtree and Murdoch are a good team in this episode. I agree. When they go to Gorman's door and knock. Yeah, well, I guess he's not home. Yeah. And then they just stand there. 00;30;03;08 - 00;30;05;00 Mark They do the pretend walk away. 00;30;05;14 - 00;30;06;11 Sarah Stomp, stomp. 00;30;06;11 - 00;30;10;17 Mark And they don't have to say, okay, we're going to do this year. Like, that's good writing, too. 00;30;10;18 - 00;30;18;25 Sarah Yeah, they just pause. Yeah. And he comes out and they grab him, and he is. He's diminutive, but he's not he. But he's not. Five. Four. 00;30;19;02 - 00;30;20;03 Mark No, no, no. 00;30;20;03 - 00;30;28;15 Sarah And he doesn't have a little rubber wellies, but he is living it up. He is because he's blackmailing his boss. Yep. But that gravy train has hit the station. 00;30;28;26 - 00;30;35;18 Mark You could get genders glanders in here, he says in the interrogation room. What glanders. 00;30;35;20 - 00;30;36;29 Sarah Is like Glandular fever. 00;30;37;05 - 00;30;54;11 Mark Is an infectious disease is caused by a bacterium. Burkholder Mallia when people can get the disease. Glanders is primarily a disease affecting horses. It also affects donkeys, mules and can naturally be contracted by other animals, such as goats, dogs and cats. 00;30;54;17 - 00;30;58;26 Sarah So is he trying to insinuate that all the policemen smell like horses? 00;30;58;27 - 00;30;59;11 Mark Yeah. 00;30;59;19 - 00;31;03;09 Sarah Kind of. So it's invisible manure and they're tracking it around? 00;31;03;10 - 00;31;03;24 Mark Yeah. 00;31;04;13 - 00;31;09;06 Mark He totally insults the police station here because it's not. I was at the opera. 00;31;09;10 - 00;31;10;13 Sarah He's fancy, man. 00;31;10;18 - 00;31;22;20 Mark And rotten house, which was an actual place. The Rasen House Hotel. It was located at King in York, which is, of course, now King in York is all giant, huge building skyscrapers. 00;31;22;21 - 00;31;23;21 Sarah Yeah. Fancy copper. 00;31;23;22 - 00;31;27;07 Mark I used to go in that neighborhood. Well, I used to work in the neighborhood, so. 00;31;27;09 - 00;31;36;18 Sarah And then we get to find out that the boy that the valet claims to have seen and the other people have referred to. And that didn't bite Crabtree, but probably stole Murdock's bike. 00;31;36;19 - 00;31;37;03 Mark No, he. 00;31;37;06 - 00;31;41;14 Sarah Is his brother, Charlie. Yes. What do you think of this kid's accent? 00;31;41;18 - 00;31;42;03 Mark Oh. 00;31;42;23 - 00;31;42;28 Mark It's. 00;31;44;08 - 00;31;47;18 Sarah I think. You think he watched a little bit too much Oliver Twist. 00;31;47;18 - 00;31;49;08 Mark I think he watched a little too much. 00;31;49;08 - 00;31;49;28 Sarah 11 point. 00;31;50;16 - 00;31;52;14 Mark Oh. I got you. 00;31;52;14 - 00;31;55;02 Sarah Canny to make. British pudding. Yeah. 00;31;55;28 - 00;32;06;00 Mark It's hard to be a child actor. I think the child actors in this episode do really well. Yes, but he's a little like I think him and Brackett Reed are going to have a fistfight. 00;32;06;01 - 00;32;06;17 Mark I know. 00;32;07;12 - 00;32;15;25 Sarah Well, the kid says he's going to take the hide off of Bracken Reed or something like that. But Brandon Bracken Reed mentally is suddenly nine again. 00;32;15;27 - 00;32;17;12 Mark Oh, Apple go. 00;32;17;26 - 00;32;26;28 Sarah You and your flat cap. Yeah. So Murdoch figures out the boys robbed Rookwood after he died, but they didn't kill him. No. Right. They swarm him. 00;32;26;28 - 00;32;30;01 Mark Ah. Shoot. Are you sure they didn't kill him? Bracken reads like. 00;32;30;04 - 00;32;42;06 Sarah This. You know, they're street urchins. They're bad filth. Are you sure that they probably did it? They were probably stacked three high. We're in a long overcoat. Yes, And they did it. You want something? Five, four. It's probably three urchins stacked. 00;32;42;06 - 00;32;43;22 Mark High in an overcoat. 00;32;43;23 - 00;32;45;10 Sarah Carrying a shovel. It was them. 00;32;45;18 - 00;32;46;05 Mark Whammo. 00;32;46;10 - 00;32;56;20 Sarah Like a watermelon. No, they just swarmed them like cockroaches and took away all of his valuables. But they didn't kill. 00;32;56;20 - 00;32;57;28 Mark Him in my. 00;32;58;03 - 00;32;58;11 Mark Mind. 00;32;58;13 - 00;33;00;06 Sarah Pies from above. 00;33;00;06 - 00;33;04;02 Mark Yeah. And then, like, an hour gone. 00;33;05;02 - 00;33;07;27 Mark Murdoch figures out the horses. 00;33;07;27 - 00;33;10;12 Sarah There were some horses and shoes, and they shouldn't have. 00;33;10;15 - 00;33;17;26 Mark They shouldn't have had shoes because. Who shoes? The horse that's going to the back. So what goes down with that? 00;33;18;02 - 00;33;19;13 Sarah Not the vet. 00;33;19;23 - 00;33;25;14 Mark Yes. And what goes. Yeah. We do that. But it wasn't me. Even though it's still going on. 00;33;25;17 - 00;33;30;29 Sarah I know about it. I make money off of it, but it wasn't my idea and I haven't done anything to stop it. 00;33;30;29 - 00;33;31;21 Mark And we get. 00;33;31;22 - 00;33;40;07 Sarah So I'm not at fault. Yeah. Oh, and we involve kids in doing it. Yeah, but I never talked to him or knew about it. The children were. 00;33;40;07 - 00;33;40;24 Mark All his. 00;33;41;04 - 00;33;44;12 Sarah Record. Like the children? Yeah. Yeah, we know all about that. 00;33;44;23 - 00;33;51;26 Mark Okay, let's talk about these chess pieces. Okay, so this is to imply that George is smarter than the average bear. 00;33;51;29 - 00;33;52;14 Sarah Mm hmm. 00;33;52;16 - 00;33;58;23 Mark And it does a great job. Mm. Right. Because George and Henry could easily become Keystone Cops. 00;33;58;23 - 00;33;59;10 Sarah Oh, yeah. 00;33;59;17 - 00;34;00;13 Mark And they do. 00;34;01;02 - 00;34;01;23 Sarah Sometimes. 00;34;01;24 - 00;34;03;15 Mark Sometimes. But this is. 00;34;03;15 - 00;34;12;11 Sarah He's got a map of the city, and he's got the chess pieces, and he's marked out all of the horse stuff over the last few months. Yeah, on the map. 00;34;12;28 - 00;34;22;05 Mark Okay. If you were to represent horse thefts. Horse thefts using chess pieces. Mm hmm. What pieces would you use? 00;34;22;06 - 00;34;25;25 Sarah I would start with tonight. But there are more thefts than there are knights. 00;34;25;25 - 00;34;31;11 Mark Yes, but. So there are. There's 13 white pieces in the original shot and one black. 00;34;31;25 - 00;34;34;10 Sarah That represents the glue factory and tannery. 00;34;34;10 - 00;34;35;16 Mark Which is a pawn. 00;34;35;17 - 00;34;37;05 Sarah Yeah, I would bet it's black. 00;34;37;14 - 00;34;38;00 Mark I would have. 00;34;38;10 - 00;34;46;02 Sarah Where are you? Do you care that much about which piece he used? The fact that it's a different color to represent the factory versus all the thefts, I think is more important. 00;34;46;04 - 00;34;48;20 Mark There is an Easter egg in this. 00;34;48;21 - 00;34;49;27 Sarah Oh, okay. 00;34;49;28 - 00;34;54;01 Mark What are the pieces in a chess set? 00;34;54;03 - 00;34;55;22 Sarah There's all the royalty. Yeah. 00;34;55;23 - 00;34;57;16 Mark Okay, so there's the king. 00;34;57;24 - 00;35;02;18 Sarah King and the bishop. And then the pawns And the castle. 00;35;02;18 - 00;35;06;15 Mark And the castle. And what's the castle? Usually represented by a castle. 00;35;06;16 - 00;35;07;02 Sarah A turret. 00;35;07;02 - 00;35;07;14 Mark Like a. 00;35;07;21 - 00;35;08;06 Sarah Tower? 00;35;08;07 - 00;35;12;10 Mark Yeah, A tower? Yeah. Did you notice where the only tower is? 00;35;12;11 - 00;35;13;29 Sarah No. Is it? We're seeing Tower. 00;35;14;04 - 00;35;15;14 Mark Where? See, in Tower. 00;35;15;16 - 00;35;18;17 Sarah Oh, my gosh. Are you sure you're not wearing. 00;35;18;17 - 00;35;19;14 Mark Absolutely. 00;35;19;16 - 00;35;25;24 Sarah No, no, no, no, no. You didn't let me finish. Are you sure you're not wearing your foil hat? Because. Wow, that is conspiracy, are you? 00;35;25;28 - 00;35;29;22 Mark Clearly Right on. We're on the shore of Toronto. 00;35;29;23 - 00;35;31;10 Sarah I'm impressed that. 00;35;31;10 - 00;35;35;15 Mark Out on the western side of the shore of Toronto, you're. 00;35;35;15 - 00;35;39;07 Sarah Not giving them a bunch of credit that they don't deserve. Are you sure? 00;35;39;10 - 00;35;45;26 Mark If they did it by luck, it's amazing. But there is a tower chess piece where the second tower is. 00;35;45;26 - 00;35;46;29 Sarah That's cool. If they did. 00;35;46;29 - 00;35;50;09 Mark It. Yeah. Yeah. We'll have to put a picture of it in the in the. 00;35;50;15 - 00;35;51;12 Sarah If if they didn't. 00;35;51;12 - 00;35;53;19 Mark How could you not do it on purpose. 00;35;53;21 - 00;35;54;15 Sarah I don't. 00;35;54;15 - 00;35;55;15 Mark Know if they. 00;35;55;15 - 00;36;10;01 Sarah Didn't do it on purpose. That that's like numerology shape you're coming up with over there. You can bleep me on that. Like there was a two and a five. So obviously that means 52 and that's how many weeks of the year there are. And so they must have thought. 00;36;10;21 - 00;36;10;27 Mark That it. 00;36;10;27 - 00;36;14;28 Sarah Was going to be one year until there was another half step. Why is it every ten days? 00;36;14;28 - 00;36;15;14 Mark I don't. 00;36;15;14 - 00;36;16;10 Sarah Know. Okay. 00;36;16;11 - 00;36;30;07 Mark But George figures out where the next two possible could be, but doesn't do the last part. Which is it me in these shows to show that he's coming along, but not there yet? Yeah. 00;36;30;17 - 00;36;33;07 Sarah The detector is one step simpler than to plan. 00;36;33;11 - 00;36;34;08 Mark Have to finish it. 00;36;34;08 - 00;36;36;13 Sarah What is the barn joke in that scene? 00;36;36;14 - 00;36;37;01 Mark The barn? 00;36;37;11 - 00;36;48;12 Sarah He says there's two barns that haven't been hit yet, so they must be the next target. And they're like barn. And he says, Barn. And they're like, Barn. Oh, he's a stable fine. 00;36;48;16 - 00;36;49;09 Mark It's because. 00;36;49;10 - 00;36;50;15 Sarah He say barn funny. 00;36;50;19 - 00;36;51;00 Mark Because he's. 00;36;51;00 - 00;36;51;23 Sarah Franklin. 00;36;51;24 - 00;36;53;13 Mark Crack. Reed says Barn funny. 00;36;53;17 - 00;36;56;15 Sarah Oh, okay. Because he says it's a barn. 00;36;56;15 - 00;36;57;02 Mark Burn. 00;36;57;04 - 00;36;58;27 Sarah Like a baby. Yeah, a barn. 00;36;58;27 - 00;37;00;27 Mark Yeah. It's Bracken Reed that says barn. 00;37;00;27 - 00;37;03;22 Sarah Funny. Well, when they catch Charlie Bracken, Reed calls. 00;37;04;01 - 00;37;06;00 Mark Well, they use Chekhov's Periscope to do. 00;37;06;01 - 00;37;08;20 Sarah Yes, Bracken Reed calls them a two bit tea. 00;37;09;02 - 00;37;10;22 Mark Because a moto rag, too. 00;37;10;27 - 00;37;13;02 Sarah Yeah, but you know why he calls them tea leaf? 00;37;13;07 - 00;37;13;25 Mark Because he's a. 00;37;13;25 - 00;37;14;12 Sarah Thief. 00;37;14;19 - 00;37;15;16 Mark It's rhyming. 00;37;15;16 - 00;37;20;23 Sarah Slang. Rhyming slang. Right. So I went looking for other slang of that era for thieves. 00;37;20;23 - 00;37;21;07 Mark Okay. 00;37;21;09 - 00;37;27;01 Sarah And I found two really good ones. Okay. Are you ready? A walker. Okay. That kid's a walker. 00;37;27;09 - 00;37;27;13 Mark Too. 00;37;27;13 - 00;37;29;28 Sarah Walker? You want to guess where Walker comes from? 00;37;29;29 - 00;37;30;13 Mark No. 00;37;30;19 - 00;37;33;04 Sarah T.W. Okay. e.R. Walker. 00;37;33;12 - 00;37;33;23 Mark No. 00;37;33;23 - 00;37;37;26 Sarah tw0c stands for take without owner's consent. 00;37;38;00 - 00;37;42;02 Mark Okay. Wow. That's quite a long way to get a name. 00;37;42;02 - 00;37;44;04 Sarah So walk is to steal. 00;37;44;07 - 00;37;44;20 Mark Yep. 00;37;44;23 - 00;37;45;25 Sarah So you're a talker. 00;37;45;28 - 00;37;48;05 Mark Okay. But you know where to read comes. 00;37;48;09 - 00;37;59;01 Sarah It's. Yeah, because it's people who are too poor to have socks wrap their feet in clogs. And they were really gross. Yeah. My favorite slang for a thief is Saint Nicholas is clerk. 00;37;59;05 - 00;38;01;13 Mark Oh, why is that? We were held. 00;38;01;13 - 00;38;05;17 Sarah Up by a Saint Nicholas. Clerk. Ah, Clerk of Saint Nicholas. You want to guess why? 00;38;05;17 - 00;38;06;08 Mark Why? 00;38;06;10 - 00;38;09;07 Sarah Because Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of thieves. 00;38;09;17 - 00;38;13;16 Mark Oh, well, I'm glad he doesn't break into the house every year. 00;38;13;17 - 00;38;16;12 Sarah Did you know there were patron saints for sins? 00;38;16;16 - 00;38;18;03 Mark Yes. I didn't know that. 00;38;18;04 - 00;38;27;17 Sarah Okay. I didn't know that. I thought there'd be a patron saint of people. Like, trying not to steal are reformed thieves or people who are victims of theft, but not the thieves. 00;38;27;23 - 00;38;30;18 Mark No, I think there are. Because they can be saved. 00;38;30;25 - 00;38;38;13 Sarah Well, I needed to know. So I started looking up patron saint of and just putting in, you know, adultery, murderers, whatever. 00;38;38;13 - 00;38;38;26 Mark Scope. 00;38;38;26 - 00;38;56;29 Sarah From No the deadly sins. Yeah. There is also a patron saint of murderers. Yeah, but the combination of things that this saint is responsible for is incredible. The patron saint of murderers is Julian the Hospitaler. Okay, okay. We know what a hospital are. 00;38;57;00 - 00;38;58;09 Mark We know the hospital, right? 00;38;58;09 - 00;39;05;03 Sarah It does. And has nothing to do with the hospital. No, it's about hospitality. Yeah, right. It's like an inn. Yeah, host of a inn. 00;39;05;04 - 00;39;08;19 Mark They did occasionally have sick people there, but it's mostly like a hotel. 00;39;08;25 - 00;39;12;24 Sarah But Julian is also the patron saint of the following. In addition to murderers. 00;39;12;24 - 00;39;13;28 Mark Murderers, OC. 00;39;14;03 - 00;39;14;21 Sarah Clowns. 00;39;14;21 - 00;39;16;01 Mark Flat out. 00;39;16;05 - 00;39;22;11 Sarah Circus workers, innkeepers. I get. Yeah, fiddle players, jugglers, Sort of. 00;39;22;11 - 00;39;23;22 Mark Circus goes with circus. 00;39;23;22 - 00;39;35;21 Sarah And childless people. Wow. So if you are a juggling around who plays the fiddle and has no kids. Julian Germaine. 00;39;35;21 - 00;39;36;21 Mark Julian Germaine. 00;39;37;07 - 00;39;38;00 Sarah Yeah. Tucker. 00;39;38;09 - 00;39;40;21 Mark Yeah. He saw his sister, but she was Swink. 00;39;40;25 - 00;39;41;04 Mark Yeah. 00;39;41;12 - 00;39;42;15 Mark You know where that comes from? 00;39;42;15 - 00;39;43;18 Sarah I don't know. Her Swank comes. 00;39;43;19 - 00;39;52;13 Mark Middle high German word. That means to sway. It's not much of a stretch to jump from swaying or swaggering to showing off. 00;39;52;17 - 00;39;53;05 Sarah Gotcha. 00;39;53;13 - 00;39;56;00 Mark Ostentatious ness. That's what swing. 00;39;56;00 - 00;40;07;28 Sarah Which is where swag comes from. Yeah. It's not stuff we all get, which people think it is. It's not. It's from Swagger. Yeah. Which is how you would walk if you're wealthy. And when you a bunch of free goodies, you swagger. 00;40;07;28 - 00;40;11;24 Mark So then the horrible business comes out. It's horrible. 00;40;11;25 - 00;40;28;17 Sarah Oh, record was molesting Eva. Yeah, it was brought into the home first as a lady's maid, as an employee, but then they adopted her. Laura is not a bad person. She just wasn't a brave person until it was too late. But then she was brave. And she whacked him. Yeah, like a melon head. 00;40;28;17 - 00;40;30;07 Mark The best day of her life. 00;40;30;09 - 00;40;31;13 Sarah And he deserved it. 00;40;31;14 - 00;40;32;12 Mark There's a band. 00;40;35;06 - 00;40;40;07 Sarah Flora caught him with Eva, and then she goes to the factory. And her we little welly boots. 00;40;40;15 - 00;40;41;01 Mark Yes. 00;40;42;07 - 00;40;44;03 Mark And a big cloak. Cloak. 00;40;44;11 - 00;40;48;06 Sarah We move those boots on the table look like a child's boot. 00;40;48;06 - 00;40;50;26 Mark Yes. She has small feet. Very small feet. 00;40;50;27 - 00;40;55;26 Sarah Mere not gets his bike back, but it's in pieces. It looks like I lost her sort of there. 00;40;55;26 - 00;41;04;28 Mark I love in the recap, she he goes. Flora, what are you doing here? I was like in my notes. Why didn't they show that at the beginning? It would have made everything so much easier. 00;41;05;13 - 00;41;08;23 Sarah I would have kind of given it away, I think. I guess if we had seen that. 00;41;08;24 - 00;41;17;27 Mark So then me go and harass the guy who runs the baker. Baker? Did you notice how close Bracken Reed is standing to him? 00;41;18;03 - 00;41;18;19 Sarah Yeah. 00;41;19;01 - 00;41;20;19 Mark Like superglue. 00;41;20;19 - 00;41;31;27 Sarah I think it's good. Yeah. They show up at his party wearing their badges. Yeah, to give him a talking to. Yeah. And he hears and he does something about it. He commits to it right then and there in front of everybody. 00;41;32;02 - 00;41;37;04 Mark Yeah, we're to fix our system and maybe or a little bit of Bracken Reed yourself. The. 00;41;37;04 - 00;41;40;14 Sarah And how much time is Flora going to do. 00;41;40;15 - 00;41;47;04 Mark I think the jury's going to be very sympathetic to him. So maybe four years suspended sentence. Maybe. 00;41;47;07 - 00;41;53;04 Sarah Yeah. Did they have a suspended sentence? I don't know. I think they're going to give her the very right a sentence they can get away with. 00;41;53;05 - 00;41;55;07 Mark Absolutely. This is like, okay. 00;41;55;08 - 00;41;56;29 Sarah And I think she's going to take Charlie in. 00;41;57;02 - 00;42;06;00 Mark There are other serious Murdochs. Okay. We're not saying they're not other serious Murdoch, but this this is the end of dower Murdoch here. 00;42;06;02 - 00;42;06;26 Sarah For quite a. 00;42;06;26 - 00;42;13;26 Mark While. Like season two pushes hard on other things. Yeah, but but it's never like this again. 00;42;13;26 - 00;42;18;12 Sarah Yeah, they deal with serious issues, but they have a better balance and they have a center tone. 00;42;18;14 - 00;42;24;07 Mark Yeah, this. This. Except for half naked lady. The tone is weird in this episode. 00;42;24;07 - 00;42;40;01 Sarah Yeah, it's a fair melon whacking. Yeah, Periscopes and so on. Basically, this is pretty serious. Yes. So I think for talking after the credits, I think Iva will do the minimal sentence. What I mean, Flora will do the smallest sentence they can possibly give her and. 00;42;40;01 - 00;42;41;16 Mark Even Charlie in that. 00;42;42;01 - 00;42;43;26 Sarah He was adopted. So she gets everything. 00;42;43;26 - 00;42;48;17 Mark So she gets everything. She should go into the house with Charlie. Yeah, living it. 00;42;48;17 - 00;42;49;25 Sarah Up. Come on, Charlie. 00;42;49;27 - 00;42;52;06 Mark I know a valet to come back and work for them. 00;42;52;06 - 00;42;53;00 Sarah He's a valid. 00;42;53;03 - 00;42;53;27 Mark Ballot. Sorry. 00;42;54;04 - 00;43;02;28 Sarah I know why you want to say valet, but it's valid. It's valid. Rhymes with palette. Palette? Mm hmm. I don't know. I don't think I would have Gorman back. He is still a blackmailer. 00;43;02;28 - 00;43;04;17 Mark He is still a black male. 00;43;04;23 - 00;43;17;00 Sarah He may not have been a thief, but he's a blackmailer. Yes. Instead of reporting record for what he was doing, you just blackmail him? Just. He's not good. No, no. You don't want him back. Now, Murdock's going to have to put his bank back together. 00;43;17;09 - 00;43;21;10 Mark You'll like that, though? Probably. It'll be bigger drives on the street. 00;43;21;10 - 00;43;23;04 Sarah Better, faster, stronger. 00;43;23;16 - 00;43;25;16 Mark It's not the $6 million, Murdoch. 00;43;26;00 - 00;43;32;02 Sarah No, that's in the later season. So that is season one episode ten Child's Play. 00;43;32;08 - 00;43;41;02 Mark If you watch this episode and watched, oh, I don't know, the Halloween episode from season ten, you would not think these two shows were the same show. 00;43;41;02 - 00;43;45;13 Sarah Oh, gosh, no, no, it gets it. There is so much more fun. 00;43;45;15 - 00;43;54;01 Mark It's so bonkers. It's so fun. And next next episode, there's a, quote, killer with a crossbow. Like it's full on bonkers. 00;43;54;01 - 00;43;54;14 Mark Oh, yeah. 00;43;54;26 - 00;44;03;08 Sarah Yeah. It. In the next episode, Episode 11 is very much an example of why, if you like midsummer, you can like. 00;44;03;08 - 00;44;11;13 Mark Murdoch and then Prince and Rebel is episode 12. And that's just Keystone Cops. Yeah, it's fantastically Keystone Cops. 00;44;11;13 - 00;44;13;18 Sarah Yeah, we're in for a couple of lighter episodes. 00;44;13;18 - 00;44;15;09 Mark And then annoying Red Planet. 00;44;15;09 - 00;44;18;01 Mark Was. Yeah. 00;44;19;06 - 00;44;22;08 Sarah It just they just ratchet it Ratchet it Ratchet is. 00;44;22;08 - 00;44;25;00 Mark One of my favorite characters. Makes his debut. 00;44;25;00 - 00;44;31;14 Sarah Yeah. Yeah. Moodiness. Yeah. Just goes up a level for each episode after this one and this season. 00;44;31;20 - 00;44;33;28 Mark But before that, on the 8th of May. 00;44;33;28 - 00;44;35;13 Sarah You turn that bad land and. 00;44;35;13 - 00;44;49;13 Mark That badlands and we're raising money for Target, ovarian cancer and everything. You spend it. The shop between the 1st of January, if you want to go back in time and the 1st of June, we're going to double it, send it off to Target. Ovarian cancer. 00;44;49;13 - 00;44;52;16 Sarah Yes. And you'll hear her talk a little bit about that in the episode two. 00;44;52;17 - 00;45;03;02 Mark The episode talks about midsummer. It also talks about Ted Lasso, talks about her early life in theater and also travel stories. 00;45;03;09 - 00;45;05;03 Sarah And, oh, she's so funny. 00;45;05;03 - 00;45;10;22 Mark And why she's so interested in helping people out. Yeah, it's just fantastic. 00;45;10;22 - 00;45;13;14 Sarah It's really good. All right. Until then, by. 00;45;13;14 - 00;45;14;09 Mark Mannix. 00;45;14;09 - 00;45;15;15 Sarah By Maniacs. 00;45;19;11 - 00;45;22;02 Mark Is a. 00;45;31;04 - 00;45;35;12 Mark Because Charlie didn't buy. No, Charlie didn't buy Crabtree. 00;45;35;12 - 00;45;41;21 Mark Charlie didn't buy Crabtree. Spring drop out. Charlie. Oh, don't kill my bike.