"The Three Wise Men should have been like a rap group." Imagine the sheer presence of these three guys pulling up to the manger in slow motion with gold and frankincense while everyone else is just standing around. We talk about the glory of Christmas church bangers and how a perfectly timed crescendo on "O Holy Night" will still make a grown man cry. Plus, we look back at the absolute shame of getting called out in the Instagram comments for wearing fake Jordans back in 2012 and the sheer panic of hiding dip spitters in your high school car.
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00:00 Intro and getting tickies for the Chicago live show
04:30 Buying dupes on the TikTok shop and the origin story of fake Jordans
13:15 The sheer panic of hiding dip spitters from your mom
19:30 Remembering the pure magic of opening a Kohl's box with an NFL jersey inside
26:15 Cheating off your girl's Amazon wish list to win at holiday gifts
30:15 The crushing reality of four tests on a Friday and guessing on scantrons
34:30 Discussing Indie food spots and playing video games at Pizza King
40:40 Hearing wild stories about Peyton Manning sleeping in the St Elmo basement
42:30 Breaking down why Game Boy is AFC and Sega Game Gear is NFC
48:15 Giving advice on working the graveyard shift in local sports radio
54:20 Rating the all-time Christmas church bangers and the Three Wise Men pulling up