Bachelor Massacre

An overnight, love takes flight, an oversight, sho you right.

Let's just address the elephant in the room: no recapper wants to release an episode critique after the NEXT episode has already dropped. But like Ferris Bueller said, life moves pretty fast. And sometimes things come up that are more important than editing your pop culture podcast. So here we are, almost a week late. But as Martin Payne said, so goes the salmon.

This episode features the fifth(!) installment of the Bachelor Bowl, which leads co-host Scotty Boombox and myself to reference the Bud Bowl, perhaps the greatest sporting of all time. If you don't know what the Bud Bowl is, do yourself a favor and take a deep dive. Then strap in for our breakdown of a surprisingly good episode of The Zachelor that includes some Kaity validation (for me) and some Anastasia screen time (for Scotty).

Make sure to tune in next week because we got OG co-host MandySays back in the booth!


What is Bachelor Massacre?

A foul-mouthed Bachelor/Bachelorette recap show created by wannabe celebrity chef Amanda Quincosa and washed up rapper J Waves. Currently hosted by Waves, Amanda (aka Mandy), and Scotty Boombox. Brought to you by Sparse Mansion Media.