1 01:55:12,916 --> 01:55:16,791 (upbeat music) 2 01:55:18,916 --> 01:55:21,125 Choo choo, all aboard the chaos train. 3 01:55:21,625 --> 01:55:22,833 Choo choo, yeah. 4 01:55:24,250 --> 01:55:26,291 (laughing) That was so lame, I am so sorry. 5 01:55:28,083 --> 01:55:29,583 I'm gonna need to get my energy up. 6 01:55:29,916 --> 01:55:30,583 Yeah, yeah. 7 01:55:31,208 --> 01:55:32,625 Is your coffee making the first 8 01:55:32,625 --> 01:55:34,375 appearance in an M&M? 9 01:55:34,916 --> 01:55:37,416 Enjoy the journey, says the coffee mug. 10 01:55:37,916 --> 01:55:39,208 Hey, you know, maybe we 11 01:55:39,208 --> 01:55:40,125 all just take a moment 12 01:55:40,375 --> 01:55:41,416 and do a nice big-- 13 01:55:42,458 --> 01:55:43,291 Straight inside, like 14 01:55:43,291 --> 01:55:44,541 here we go again, Cy. 15 01:55:44,791 --> 01:55:45,208 Exactly. 16 01:55:46,166 --> 01:55:46,916 When your phone is 17 01:55:46,916 --> 01:55:48,083 going ding, ding, ding, 18 01:55:48,083 --> 01:55:48,666 and you're like, hi. 19 01:55:48,958 --> 01:55:50,083 That opens Pandora's 20 01:55:50,083 --> 01:55:51,083 box a little bit for you. 21 01:55:51,250 --> 01:55:52,166 I'm showing up at the wrong 22 01:55:52,166 --> 01:55:53,000 location at the wrong time 23 01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:53,250 because-- 24 01:55:53,958 --> 01:55:54,666 Change the calendar. 25 01:55:54,916 --> 01:55:55,500 Changing the calendar. 26 01:55:56,166 --> 01:55:56,791 I love that. 27 01:55:56,833 --> 01:55:57,041 Yeah. 28 01:55:57,333 --> 01:55:58,125 Are we gonna completely ignore the fact? 29 01:55:58,166 --> 01:55:58,500 Are we gonna 30 01:55:58,500 --> 01:56:00,041 completely ignore the fact that, 31 01:56:00,416 --> 01:56:00,666 huge. 32 01:56:01,750 --> 01:56:02,041 Huge. 33 01:56:02,791 --> 01:56:04,458 Got it, Megan's gonna be free again. 34 01:56:05,250 --> 01:56:06,458 No, the rules of the game will change. 35 01:56:07,333 --> 01:56:08,250 Man, when it rains it 36 01:56:08,250 --> 01:56:09,583 pours and this is what-- 37 01:56:09,791 --> 01:56:11,125 Adult and difficult conversations. 38 01:56:11,666 --> 01:56:12,375 This device is probably 39 01:56:12,375 --> 01:56:13,291 the most dangerous thing 40 01:56:13,291 --> 01:56:14,041 you could have. 41 01:56:14,791 --> 01:56:16,458 Latchkey kids, we did 42 01:56:16,458 --> 01:56:18,083 stupid stuff, no doubt. 43 01:56:18,083 --> 01:56:19,708 Oh yeah, it led to a broken phone. 44 01:56:19,916 --> 01:56:21,500 Exactly what I was gonna say. 45 01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:22,083 Oh yay! 46 01:56:22,416 --> 01:56:24,000 Bad choices memorialized forever. 47 01:56:24,625 --> 01:56:25,958 Kids aren't ready for what 48 01:56:25,958 --> 01:56:29,000 that phone exposes them to. 49 01:56:29,208 --> 01:56:29,458 Right. 50 01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:32,625 Well we're on, I mean 51 01:56:32,625 --> 01:56:33,875 we're locked in now. 52 01:56:34,791 --> 01:56:35,625 You guys don't even know 53 01:56:35,625 --> 01:56:36,500 what's behind the curtain. 54 01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:37,166 Right. 55 01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:38,583 The dumbest thing we could 56 01:56:38,583 --> 01:56:40,166 do is like throw a firecracker 57 01:56:40,375 --> 01:56:40,958 at some kid. 58 01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:43,208 Eggs were awesome. 59 01:56:43,250 --> 01:56:44,250 Eggs were so cool. 60 01:56:44,500 --> 01:56:45,500 Right on the back and we'd 61 01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:47,333 go to piano lessons that way. 62 01:56:47,750 --> 01:56:48,416 It is like the most 63 01:56:48,416 --> 01:56:50,291 innocent leave it to beavers scene 64 01:56:50,291 --> 01:56:51,666 I can picture in my head. 65 01:56:52,125 --> 01:56:53,916 Learn the exact lesson that we learned 66 01:56:54,458 --> 01:56:55,375 on their older child. 67 01:56:55,625 --> 01:56:56,000 Gotcha. 68 01:56:56,625 --> 01:56:57,583 And just like, are we failing? 69 01:56:57,833 --> 01:57:00,041 Are we just completely failing? 70 01:57:00,625 --> 01:57:02,541 Hey, whoa, another Domino Falls. 71 01:57:02,916 --> 01:57:03,916 And another, and another. 72 01:57:04,791 --> 01:57:06,250 I'm not asking for good news. 73 01:57:06,875 --> 01:57:08,333 I'm not asking to win the lottery. 74 01:57:08,583 --> 01:57:10,500 I'm not even asking for sunshine. 75 01:57:11,500 --> 01:57:12,833 I don't want to say I have bad luck, 76 01:57:13,208 --> 01:57:15,625 but I couldn't even buy a lottery ticket. 77 01:57:15,875 --> 01:57:16,416 You're cute. 78 01:57:17,125 --> 01:57:17,875 Stinking kidding me. 79 01:57:19,833 --> 01:57:21,166 The door slammed, I mean so many doors 80 01:57:21,166 --> 01:57:22,291 are slamming right now. 81 01:57:22,416 --> 01:57:22,916 Yeah, yeah. 82 01:57:23,625 --> 01:57:25,125 We're living our lives right now. 83 01:57:25,541 --> 01:57:26,416 Today's the only day we have. 84 01:57:26,833 --> 01:57:28,875 Yeah, wanting to lose myself in the music 85 01:57:28,875 --> 01:57:31,250 that I was listening to or singing or. 86 01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:32,375 Oh, I was. 87 01:57:32,375 --> 01:57:33,083 Playing G.I. Joe, 88 01:57:33,583 --> 01:57:34,916 playing with my transformers, 89 01:57:34,958 --> 01:57:36,916 drawing, listening to music. 90 01:57:37,416 --> 01:57:40,083 Let me remove myself from the chaos 91 01:57:40,083 --> 01:57:41,291 and have a moment of peace. 92 01:57:41,500 --> 01:57:41,708 Yeah. 93 01:57:42,416 --> 01:57:43,208 15 year old Megan. 94 01:57:45,125 --> 01:57:46,208 Well, feeling like the 95 01:57:46,208 --> 01:57:47,750 bubbles was a little stressful. 96 01:57:48,500 --> 01:57:50,000 Did you make sure they were perfect too? 97 01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:51,541 Like, I would erase it if I went out. 98 01:57:51,583 --> 01:57:53,208 I did, but the harder ones were the ones 99 01:57:53,208 --> 01:57:54,041 that were the rectangles. 100 01:57:54,708 --> 01:57:55,916 Yes, much better rectangles. 101 01:57:56,541 --> 01:57:57,333 At least I have scantrons. 102 01:57:58,625 --> 01:58:01,208 And it was 20 years ago yesterday 103 01:58:01,416 --> 01:58:02,583 that we officially met. 104 01:58:02,916 --> 01:58:04,083 Yep, that's exciting. 105 01:58:04,083 --> 01:58:05,208 You're just super cool. 106 01:58:05,458 --> 01:58:05,791 It's neat. 107 01:58:06,625 --> 01:58:07,750 Where did 20 years go? 108 01:58:08,291 --> 01:58:10,291 I'm still 25, like what 109 01:58:10,291 --> 01:58:11,125 in the world happened? 110 01:58:11,666 --> 01:58:12,708 I ain't finally moved yet. 111 01:58:12,750 --> 01:58:14,125 Don't put that on me, Ricky Bobby. 112 01:58:15,458 --> 01:58:16,333 Good night, have a tea. 113 01:58:17,041 --> 01:58:17,666 We're really finishing 114 01:58:17,666 --> 01:58:18,833 each other's sentences today. 115 01:58:19,250 --> 01:58:19,708 Yes, yes, yes. 116 01:58:21,416 --> 01:58:22,708 Oh my gosh, well. 117 01:58:24,666 --> 01:58:27,333 You know, that's just life. 118 01:58:28,875 --> 01:58:29,791 That's life aboard the 119 01:58:29,791 --> 01:58:31,083 Chaos Express, that's real. 120 01:58:31,083 --> 01:58:31,750 It is, mm-hmm. 121 01:58:32,458 --> 01:58:33,416 If anybody offers you 122 01:58:33,416 --> 01:58:35,000 free candy, get in the van. 123 01:58:36,375 --> 01:58:38,958 (upbeat music)