Speaker 1: To beard less Dick, lets meet only a few more times.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: All right, we've been missing in action for a while,
Speaker 1: and I'll be honest with you. Once we got the ship,
Speaker 1: can note from my heart all sense of like, well,
Speaker 1: we got to hit our deadlines like so crazy, like
Speaker 1: working for something as if we were employees, and then
Speaker 1: we got fired like we were employees and we were
Speaker 1: never fucking employees. So yeah, they started being like, uh, well,
Speaker 1: I've got a thing to do where we can record, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, when you're fired, you don't really have the
Speaker 2: same motivation or urgency.
Speaker 1: There's just a sense of, you know, we'll get to
Speaker 1: it when we get get to it. Now. The audience
Speaker 1: is like fuck you guys, but it's like, amen, we.
Speaker 2: We have tried I think two times before this, from
Speaker 2: last episode to now. I've come over with.
Speaker 1: The intention of recording, and then things just went awry.
Speaker 2: Mostly we played pinball.
Speaker 1: What there's been a lot of pinball play. You're talking
Speaker 1: to your mike, Hello, you're good. There's been a lot
Speaker 1: of pinball play. She ain't fucking lying. But there's also
Speaker 1: been a lot of laughs. There have been a lot
Speaker 1: of love.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I think Pop went to the hospital at one point.
Speaker 1: That is true. Byron went to the emergency room last week,
Speaker 1: so we didn't record. Then life got in the way. Man,
Speaker 1: sometimes life give us a break. Speaking of life, life,
Speaker 1: and when last we spoke, we told you about the
Speaker 1: first ever and last ever Beardless Dickless Me Live at
Speaker 1: Spodcastle Cinemas. It was supposed to be in the first
Speaker 1: July fifth, but that is not true happening. We moved it.
Speaker 1: I I'd been on the road for first the Oral
Speaker 1: Sex Tour, then the dog Man Resurrection toyed them back
Speaker 1: on the Oral Sex Tour, and I had some things
Speaker 1: to I had to write and stuff, so I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, how about we just do this like
Speaker 1: for my birthdays. Yeah, so we moved it August third,
Speaker 1: Beardless Dickless Me Live, which is a bummer too because
Speaker 1: we'd sold like sixty tickets already. I know, well, hopefully
Speaker 1: those same sixt evil by either that or we get
Speaker 1: them enough time to come to their senses and they're like.
Speaker 2: What wait, how much money did I see?
Speaker 1: I never mind these fools, so.
Speaker 2: Don't forget about the five dollars Yokahs are screening, right, man.
Speaker 1: Fucking well remembered. What if August third, kids, you could
Speaker 1: go see Beardless Dickless Me live at Michus Cinemas. Kevin Smith,
Speaker 1: Harley Quinn Smith fucking cutting up doing the uh the
Speaker 1: a girl and her dad kind of thing, and Steven
Speaker 1: at the movie theater is ready to do.
Speaker 2: To play the Crucible, the Crucible, give me my name.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna want to miss.
Speaker 1: This now fucking see man.
Speaker 2: And your only chance to see it.
Speaker 1: What if you played an acoustic set, just you on bass, singing,
Speaker 1: accompanying yourself.
Speaker 2: To be wars nightmare.
Speaker 1: Boom, you scare me, boom boom boom. Sit there, you.
Speaker 2: Crab walk in and out repeatedly while the whole set.
Speaker 1: Goes on, and then I'm like freestyle boom and then
Speaker 1: you crab walk faster. It's haunting star anymore? A stroke
Speaker 1: is this count of cinnamon? The band is really the band.
Speaker 1: It's just you and.
Speaker 2: Your riff and your dad's grab walk.
Speaker 1: No one song, but you can play bass.
Speaker 2: I can't believe bass.
Speaker 1: So who's your bass player?
Speaker 2: Well a question the role switches off. We have yet
Speaker 2: to play our first live show.
Speaker 1: I had your opportunity to do It's Mydcast of Cinemas
Speaker 1: and was flying out turned down.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is because we don't have the funds to
Speaker 2: fly our asses out there and get our equipment out there.
Speaker 1: What equipment we use? Some local shit. I'll get you
Speaker 1: a like a.
Speaker 3: Tom Tom bucking and some sticks.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, No, of course we would love to
Speaker 2: play there, but it would be an expense that we
Speaker 2: do not have the money to pay.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, man, everybody understands that hard to make a
Speaker 1: buck in America these days. My god, all right, so
Speaker 1: there's the new However, hold on yoga hosers after that
Speaker 1: on August thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, five bucks, come on, you can do it.
Speaker 1: That up, you do it? People, be like, I'll pass
Speaker 1: up on beardless dicklus me and just do the fucking
Speaker 1: yogass for five bucks or ten bucks with a pin
Speaker 1: exclusives Pdcastle Collector's Pin.
Speaker 2: Okay, but another thing, Yes, Cinnamon does have our first
Speaker 2: show September twenty seventh in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: In the City of Angels where.
Speaker 2: The City of angel is, where Permanent Records Roadhouse.
Speaker 1: Permanent Records Roadhouse, Yes, and where is that?
Speaker 2: I don't want to say for sure, because I it's
Speaker 2: here in Los Angeles, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: And are you are on the east side a bill
Speaker 1: with others with others?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sure the audience is dying to
Speaker 2: know how bu is doing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're like spend months fucking forget who's Who's bill? Silent?
Speaker 1: But wait, so who else is on the bill?
Speaker 2: Another band by the name.
Speaker 1: Of Cinnamon, because that'd be awesome.
Speaker 2: Cinnamon and cin.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon, and then whoever it fucking wins the fight is
Speaker 1: the Cinnamon?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: There was The other band has to be called the
Speaker 1: Fuckholes forevermore if they live.
Speaker 2: Do you remember our name before Cinnamon that we did
Speaker 2: have to abandon because there was already a band of.
Speaker 1: The same name, which or something like that, Wench wench.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this the band we are playing with. I hope
Speaker 2: that I am pronouncing their name right. Drove Drove, you
Speaker 2: say Drove Drove. Oh, they make very good tunes. I
Speaker 2: just don't know how to pronounce your name.
Speaker 1: I ain't going to that live show man, I'll go
Speaker 1: when you are fucking Are you opening for a band
Speaker 1: or is Drove opening for you?
Speaker 2: They're opening for us.
Speaker 1: So I ain't gone into the band that I like
Speaker 1: is the opening act and what may that be Cockswallow
Speaker 1: hottest band in La. Oh wow, I don't have a
Speaker 1: favorite band. I mean, I'm glad you're into and shit,
Speaker 1: but my music is rough on me. I can't eat
Speaker 1: the lyrics. Only here's the whining, fucking instruments, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm there to hear the words. Wow, that's why I
Speaker 1: like that Star song because it's like music, music, music,
Speaker 1: no music, you scim me and I could hear that
Speaker 1: perfectly clear, and I can understand this. I don't want
Speaker 1: to have to go to the lyrics and be like,
Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. I saw somebody today being critical
Speaker 1: of I was scrolling through Instagram and I guess Will
Speaker 1: Smith recently stepped up to the plate. Will Smith, you know,
Speaker 1: was a rapper at one point and stuff as well.
Speaker 1: I first know him and ship Fresh Prince DJ's Jazzy
Speaker 1: Jeff and the Fresh Prince. So he was doing some
Speaker 1: pre styling and yeah, it was questionable because he uh,
Speaker 1: you know, was there was a Chris Rock efforts and
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh my god, dude, read the room.
Speaker 4: Let it go.
Speaker 1: In the Instagram comment, somebody was just like, where's the
Speaker 1: Chris Rock wins button? But somebody said, you know about
Speaker 1: his rhymes are very old school, so it's like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use the word read and then I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: the word dead as opposed to you know, the brilliance
Speaker 1: of whatever Kendrick Lamar is doing right yeah, which is
Speaker 1: what most people are currently listening to music are now
Speaker 1: accustomed to. The bar has been raised, thank you. So
Speaker 1: someone's comment made me go like oh, but then made
Speaker 1: me go like, oh my god, I'm so like I
Speaker 1: could be easily targeted for the same criticism, and the
Speaker 1: criticism was what's with this doctor seuss rhyme scheme shit
Speaker 1: meaning like dead and red? Like I ain't cutting him more.
Speaker 1: It's just like you know, Chris Rock and I used
Speaker 1: to like not make fun of, but laugh about run
Speaker 1: dmc Kings of rock. There is none higher. But you know,
Speaker 1: the things I do make me a star and you
Speaker 1: could be two. If you know who you are, just
Speaker 1: put your mind to it, You'll go real far and
Speaker 1: the next thing you know, you'll have a big car.
Speaker 1: I mean, for us back in the day, that was
Speaker 1: fucking like fire number one. I love those lyrics and
Speaker 1: have lived my life by them.
Speaker 2: There would be no no crazy rhymes of today without.
Speaker 1: And before simply good advice. Make you a star and
Speaker 1: you can be too if you know who you are,
Speaker 1: just put your mind to it, you'll go real far
Speaker 1: and the next thing you know, you'll have a big car.
Speaker 1: There's also a variation where you saying, like the pedal
Speaker 1: to the metal while you're driving a car. But me
Speaker 1: and Rock would always kind of laugh at and the
Speaker 1: next thing you know, you'll have a big car.
Speaker 2: I mean sound advice, sound.
Speaker 1: Advice, but not exactly Eminem level. No, but rhyme scheming.
Speaker 1: But again we didn't give a shit. Like when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I wasn't like these rhymes need to
Speaker 1: be more complicated? Are you kidding me? I was like,
Speaker 1: I was just delighted they rhyme true.
Speaker 2: There's a video of Eminem saying that he can pretty
Speaker 2: much make anything rhyme.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt that, and then he.
Speaker 2: Does it and he was not wrong. Facts and it
Speaker 2: was kind of facts.
Speaker 1: But that being said, yeah, the doctor Susie and rhyme scheme.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I like the rap that Will Smith did,
Speaker 1: but I did come of age in an era when
Speaker 1: the rhyme schemes were very basic. So I'm I I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I like that more than whatever they're
Speaker 1: doing today. But the music you grew up listening to
Speaker 1: is the music that you listen to for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life.
Speaker 2: And you are a big old fan of eighties music.
Speaker 2: But also there are there aren't so much of current
Speaker 2: rap and hip hop has current references of things that
Speaker 2: words that didn't weren't thrown around at the beginning of.
Speaker 1: Like tell us white girl, all right, I'll just shut up. No,
Speaker 1: like woke somebody wouldn't be right, I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That, I'm saying like for a fucking instance, in on
Speaker 2: a Lizzo's new song, she references a la boo boo,
Speaker 2: which I just asked.
Speaker 3: You if you knew what it was said.
Speaker 2: No, I was saying, is run DMC wasn't referencing a
Speaker 2: laboo boo.
Speaker 1: Good point. I got scared when she told me what
Speaker 1: a laboooo was, because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: pop culture keeps happening and I can't even fucking keep up.
Speaker 1: Then she showed me what a la boo boo was
Speaker 1: and I felt okay for not knowing. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a fucking this banie babies again, this fucking
Speaker 1: cabbage patch again, and shipped somebody get rich. God bless them.
Speaker 1: But like, I ain't missing anything by It's a real.
Speaker 2: Big thing, is it. I'm not interested in having a
Speaker 2: lab boo boo. If one comes my way, will accept it,
Speaker 2: but I'm not going to sequin out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you. I backed that play, but it is.
Speaker 2: Many people feel differently.
Speaker 1: If it was called boo boola foo, would that be different? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we used to call you when you were
Speaker 1: a kid, and you're a baby boo boo boola foo.
Speaker 1: If only I turned you into an ugly, furry little
Speaker 1: doll and sold it. I know what's the gimmick here.
Speaker 1: They're all different.
Speaker 3: They come in a.
Speaker 2: Blind box, so you don't know which one you're gonna
Speaker 2: get unless you buy it on a resale for thousands
Speaker 2: of dollars for a rare la boo boo.
Speaker 1: When you say rare like made of gold, made of
Speaker 1: the cure for cancer, may.
Speaker 2: Just wearing different outfits.
Speaker 1: Oh we won't get food again. I've been living too
Speaker 1: long to fall for that shit.
Speaker 2: Ever again, You're going to see them everywhere now that
Speaker 2: I've told you what it is, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, there's a la booo, there's a boo boo.
Speaker 2: Their on person. Everyone puts them on.
Speaker 1: A purse, do men litle boo boo as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Everyone?
Speaker 1: Where do they put theirs? If not a purse on
Speaker 1: their man.
Speaker 2: Purse, a purse on their know, belt chain.
Speaker 1: You're just looking down on what that's called. I know
Speaker 1: guys got a la boobo on his dicks. Fucked up man,
Speaker 1: but he makes it work.
Speaker 2: The key chain, belt chain.
Speaker 1: Um, all right, enough about me fucking not knowing what
Speaker 1: some trendy shit is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get trolled ass out of here.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: That's why iHeartRadio Fire does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. I was just like, you're bringing her down,
Speaker 1: old man. Know, somebody got to put your finger on
Speaker 1: a pulse. You don't even know what laboobu is, and
Speaker 1: do was sitting there swinging one off his finger.
Speaker 2: Somebody recently commented on my Instagram and said that my
Speaker 2: voice makes the podcast unlistenable, and I said, if it's unlistenable,
Speaker 2: maybe you don't listen to it. Problem solve.
Speaker 1: He's like that's what I said.
Speaker 2: No, he was like, I want to listen to it
Speaker 2: because I want to hear what your dad is saying.
Speaker 2: But you make it unlistenable.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that Kevin Smith Club. There's a Hartley less
Speaker 1: version of the podcast that you can always listen to.
Speaker 1: It's just my voice and then we drop her out.
Speaker 2: So rude to me? You mean so rude during pinball?
Speaker 2: Now he's fucking coming at me again. He's calling me,
Speaker 2: what were you call me? Gutter bolshmitdty good ball Shmidty.
Speaker 2: So fucking rude after you already posted a video on
Speaker 2: your Instagram and me playing fucking pinball for the world
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 3: I'm a double flipper.
Speaker 1: Why is that matter?
Speaker 2: Because a lot of people had something to say about it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't post my game they didn't see me.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, I don't double, don't double, No,
Speaker 1: I kind of go independently, and so we need you. Well.
Speaker 1: I learned how to drive on a stick shift, did you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a manual, not the automatic world you grew up in.
Speaker 1: So I feel like that helps? Is that?
Speaker 2: So, old man Schmidty?
Speaker 1: I told the story before. I's tell again real quick. No,
Speaker 1: A chess team when I was in high school, and
Speaker 1: we went like on our first competitive game and I
Speaker 1: was sent across from the kid and like having like
Speaker 1: a good time just talking and stuff. And it was like,
Speaker 1: you know when you play chess as a little clock
Speaker 1: that you push the button and stuff, and so you
Speaker 1: play until you move, make or move, and then he
Speaker 1: pushed the button that stops your time starts the other
Speaker 1: person's time, and so you know, again sat down, chit
Speaker 1: chatted before the game again, and then was chit chatting
Speaker 1: as we played the game. And five moves into the
Speaker 1: game I lost. He won. He was like checkmate, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what, I'm sorry he had won? And uh,
Speaker 1: I think it was Danny Hapstack. No, Carl Roth left
Speaker 1: me a note in my locker that said, five moves, Schmidty,
Speaker 1: teach us.
Speaker 2: How to play chess, taking your trauma out on me
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Projecting perhaps gutter ball Schmitty. If I have to be
Speaker 1: fire with Schmitty, it makes sense that my daughter was
Speaker 1: Gutnerball Schmitty.
Speaker 3: It was my destiny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bound to happen.
Speaker 5: You couldn't escape it, you all, right, Last time we
Speaker 5: met before when we dropped the fucking news that our
Speaker 5: hearts like, move on, what else you got?
Speaker 1: They even asked that. They weren't even like, hey, would
Speaker 1: you like to do it?
Speaker 2: They were just like man's like getting repectfully over.
Speaker 1: Fuck out. Yeah, we were talking. We talked about can
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about Espana.
Speaker 2: I don't think we made it there, but you did.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: Harley, when we were in Europe a lifetime ago, went
Speaker 1: to Spain. After we went to cam Me and Jen
Speaker 1: flew home, Harley went to Spain.
Speaker 2: Well with Spain, like, wow, Thain was amazing. They had
Speaker 2: so much vegan food. France, as we know, had little
Speaker 2: to offer in the vegan department.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except they did have meat reimagined.
Speaker 2: Of course, and the oat bell G sixty burger say
Speaker 2: it in the French accent.
Speaker 1: It would be a Gil sixty's.
Speaker 2: But Spain had just unlimited amount of vegan options and
Speaker 2: it had the most gorgeous architecture I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And we've like, do you ever notice architecture?
Speaker 2: Not really unless it's so breathtaking, like the architecture of
Speaker 2: Barcelona the first.
Speaker 1: Time in your life you're like, that's fucking nice.
Speaker 2: I mean I noticed, I actually do I do notice architecture,
Speaker 2: do you. Yeah. I was actually walking down the street
Speaker 2: today with my friend being it's a cute building.
Speaker 1: Almost ran into the building.
Speaker 7: Is nice.
Speaker 2: We went to Barcelona and we went to Florid and
Speaker 2: I described the biggest difference as at the tourist shops
Speaker 2: in Barcelona. At every store they had shirts that would
Speaker 2: say like I heart I heart Mills, I heart.
Speaker 1: Radio, all of them.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say about it. I heart farting.
Speaker 2: My biggest regret of this trip and my only regard.
Speaker 2: I was going to give it. I was going to
Speaker 2: get it and give it to you. You you fart
Speaker 2: more than anyone I know.
Speaker 1: But I don't heart it. I don't heart to fart
Speaker 1: you too far. I watched to love to fart like,
Speaker 1: I'm like this rocks, but better out than in Walkey today.
Speaker 1: Farted so loud she turned and looked at her ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they let them like did you hear that?
Speaker 1: I was like, I know, she's a gassy laught.
Speaker 2: But the tourist shops in Barcelona seem to have a
Speaker 2: real sense of humor.
Speaker 1: In Baron in what way in the in the.
Speaker 2: Way that they were they were like all these shirts
Speaker 2: with naughty sayings on them and stuff and yeah, for example,
Speaker 2: I don't want to say, but I heart fill in
Speaker 2: the blank, I heart Mills, I heart sex, I heart.
Speaker 1: You're offended by that? You the daughter of fucking Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it to my father.
Speaker 1: It's like I heard cock I heart cut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 1: So wait, That's that was Barcelona.
Speaker 2: In every single tourist shop there were these shirts and
Speaker 2: I kept being like, I'll catch them on the next
Speaker 2: time because I wanted to get you the iHeart farting shirt.
Speaker 2: I wanted to get my band members. Some of the
Speaker 2: other options would have been amazing.
Speaker 1: If you brought me home a shirt said iHeart pussy,
Speaker 1: gave it to me a friend of your mom, and
Speaker 1: you were like, I just this is what I think.
Speaker 1: Simply when I saw this, I like just what I
Speaker 1: thought of. I was like, this is so Dad. Why
Speaker 1: Mom was like yeah, why.
Speaker 2: I No, the iHeart farting was for you. But I
Speaker 2: kept pushing it off because I thought, well, I could
Speaker 2: always get it in Madrid. I'm sure it will be
Speaker 2: the same type of thing. Madrid.
Speaker 1: Different world totally. It's a different words, much more than
Speaker 1: Barth alone.
Speaker 2: Barcelona had a sense of humor. They ha haha.
Speaker 1: I had to find that funny, so I said, no
Speaker 1: trial to work hard for the money. You call me
Speaker 1: a freak. Please don't even try. It sounds a slice
Speaker 1: of pizza, and be quiet. She almost got cut swort,
Speaker 1: you know scissors. She tried to disrespect who the grand
Speaker 1: wizard me? What your name's air mc rickode. But not
Speaker 1: to be so harsh. I said to Mona, Lisa, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and I know that's a little class. Please tell me
Speaker 1: a little something about your past. She said, well, I'm well,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing I haven't been to college, but I got
Speaker 1: crazy knowledge over eighteen in miles are green. I wear
Speaker 1: my gold than the man on the eighteen slim trim,
Speaker 1: and I'm also light skinned. Best believe Mona is a virgin.
Speaker 1: A virgin honey needed a slap. She chudged something, she's
Speaker 1: a virgin with the thing like that, I said, it
Speaker 1: don't matter. See I'm not picky. Let me spend my
Speaker 1: name out for you. It's Ricky, a ravishing I impressed,
Speaker 1: see courageous, so careless, cag the kangos that I got
Speaker 1: that I wear every day and why why not to fight?
Speaker 1: That's to fight. It's not right. As I recite tonight,
Speaker 1: I'm quite polite, like Walter Cronkite.
Speaker 2: Where when does Great Scott? Are you a thief?
Speaker 1: Where are we going? It was one of those days,
Speaker 1: not much to do. I was chilling down town. My
Speaker 1: mouth's cool crew. I walked into this store to buy
Speaker 1: a slice of pizza. Walked into a girl name is Mona? What? Mona? Lisa? Mona?
Speaker 1: Lisa's some men name you? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I said, excuse me, dear my god, you look nice.
Speaker 1: Put away that money. I'll buy that slie. She said, thanks,
Speaker 1: but I'd rather a slice of you. I'm just kidding,
Speaker 1: but that's awfully nice of you. The compliment showed she
Speaker 1: had a mind in her and when I smiling, I
Speaker 1: almost blinded her. She said, Great Scott, are you a thief?
Speaker 1: Seems like you have a mouthful of gold teeth. Ha
Speaker 1: ha ha. Have to find that funny. So I said, no, child,
Speaker 1: to work out for the money you call them in
Speaker 1: please don't even try. And so just slice of pizza.
Speaker 1: Renb me quiet, thank you? Wo How do we get
Speaker 1: there from?
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha oh yes, of course Barcelona.
Speaker 1: Bartholon was the one in question, saying ha ha, I
Speaker 1: don't know any Spanish songs like consweko solo and ship
Speaker 1: like that. But every time I want to do a song,
Speaker 1: it's it's more of a like a Mexican song, like
Speaker 1: La cucaracha or something like that. They don't play like
Speaker 1: cucaracha in Spain, do they.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure of the origins of La cucaracha
Speaker 2: to be so honest with you, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Know about the origins. But while you were there, did
Speaker 1: they do what's the music? Uh? You know like the music? Yes?
Speaker 1: Did they do that in Spain? They or they like
Speaker 1: Mariachi's what are we k mark? What do we tmu?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying like maybe the Spanish people like mariachi.
Speaker 1: That's that's Mexican. We don't do that in.
Speaker 2: Spain, specifically Madrid. La manc oh flamenco music and flamenco dancing.
Speaker 1: Is that not something that is done in Mexico.
Speaker 2: I I don't know where else flamenco is I did
Speaker 2: and one of it was supposed to be one of
Speaker 2: the best in the world and it was beautiful it
Speaker 2: was stunning.
Speaker 1: Do you think you could do it? No?
Speaker 2: No, with training, I don't think I could. Which part
Speaker 2: there there's a guitar player. There are singers who are
Speaker 2: singing so passionately and soulfully it sounds like they're almost
Speaker 2: crying for a dancer. I could. I could never I could.
Speaker 1: Just do you think you could tap dance? That can
Speaker 1: be taught. People tap all the time.
Speaker 2: Perhaps there's a world in which I could have been
Speaker 2: a tap dancer.
Speaker 1: I need you to be a tap dancer, but like
Speaker 1: you know, I got I got a birthday in a month.
Speaker 1: You can save yourself a ton of money just bucking
Speaker 1: take some tap lessons and be like, dad, this is
Speaker 1: for you, and you lower the needle on the record.
Speaker 1: It's like, and you like to do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, come to the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, that'll fucking solid house out. They're like, I hear
Speaker 1: his uncoordinated daughter's gonna tap dance live.
Speaker 2: He's been so rude to me tonight on my ass tonight.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like going to NASCAR, Like I just
Speaker 1: want to see if the car crashes.
Speaker 2: Fuck you bro, so goddamn rude.
Speaker 1: I can have any leagh tap floor, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it can be done.
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna respond further.
Speaker 1: Go back to your Spanish story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you would just shoot a fuck up, all right.
Speaker 2: So anyways, I described the biggest difference between Barcelona and Madrid.
Speaker 2: I felt I gathered from their stores, and there's opposite
Speaker 2: to the stores in Barcelona. The stores and the tourist
Speaker 2: stores in Madrid were soccer focused, Flamenco focused, and bowl focused,
Speaker 2: whereas the ones in Barcelona where all iHeart fill in
Speaker 2: the blank.
Speaker 1: Shirts see Running of the Bulls is in Spain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 1: Now this is gonna be another dumb question. Did they
Speaker 1: also do that in Mexico?
Speaker 2: I can't say, and I wouldn't assume they're the same.
Speaker 1: Cultures at all, but both speak Spanish, It's true. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, and again I don't know much about
Speaker 1: my American history is fucking terrible, let alone my world history.
Speaker 1: But like, did just two people speak Spanish in two
Speaker 1: different parts of the world, or did one part of
Speaker 1: that world go to another part of that world and
Speaker 1: that's how that world began? Like did Mexico? Did Mexico
Speaker 1: come from Spain? This is where my world history is
Speaker 1: really poor. Well my world history is worse the last school.
Speaker 2: But there are also other countries, Yes, that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like Spain and Mexico.
Speaker 1: But did it all start in one place and then
Speaker 1: it spread out?
Speaker 2: I am not the one to answer these questions, and
Speaker 2: I'm sure every person listening things were fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have to think they can know for sure.
Speaker 1: I know a lot about Kevin Smith, but when it
Speaker 1: comes to world history, not at all the way that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, they start they were speaking English and England,
Speaker 1: and then they brought it over to America and then
Speaker 1: everyone's like, yeah, we fucking speak American or whatever, and
Speaker 1: it's like you're basically speaking English, and then Canada and
Speaker 1: austri Like how someone's fucking language just infects.
Speaker 2: If they I understand the concept, I don't have an
Speaker 2: answer for you trigger how the Spanish language spread throughout Mexico,
Speaker 2: South America, in Spain.
Speaker 1: You know who would probably know who? Aunt Virginia.
Speaker 2: She'd want a caller. It's probably like one in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's one in the morning, she'd although she'd be thrilled.
Speaker 1: She's like the only person listens to the show so
Speaker 1: when she hears this, she's.
Speaker 2: Got a The only one who's gonna hear is being
Speaker 2: fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Well, people, anybody's sitting there going why did I hard
Speaker 1: cancel them?
Speaker 3: The likewise, this is because they're fucking idiots.
Speaker 1: Shit, shit, I don't know, bro. I think the bar
Speaker 1: for most podcasts pretty fucking low. It's still always a
Speaker 1: series of people sitting around fucking talking about ship they
Speaker 1: don't know shit about. So I think we're writing writ
Speaker 1: in pocket. Yeah. I just feel like your thing as
Speaker 1: your generation gets scared because you're like, I'm sure this
Speaker 1: is offending somebody. If it offends anyone, what offends them
Speaker 1: is our ignorance, and not our like non woke ignorance,
Speaker 1: more just our general like who the fuck doesn't know that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of ignorance. But I'll be honest with you. At
Speaker 1: high school, dropped out of college, and then it was
Speaker 1: right to like into the Kevin Smith biz. So I've
Speaker 1: been doing that longer than I was a real person.
Speaker 1: So you'll excuse me for a nut for being stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't that long ago. I didn't go to college.
Speaker 2: My dad encouraged me not to.
Speaker 1: I did. I was like, you know what, man, fucking
Speaker 1: so there's that place look up.
Speaker 2: But history in particular is my is my house worse?
Speaker 1: Is it more so than math? I'm not bad at math,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just asking. I wasn't saying you were
Speaker 1: bad at math.
Speaker 2: Math and science were my favorite subjects and I completely
Speaker 2: to know all of history.
Speaker 1: Bro. I would say, okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: Gutter bolshmidy, I.
Speaker 1: Entered did Mexico come? And then you know, I was hoping.
Speaker 1: I was gonna type did Mexico come from Spain? Which
Speaker 1: is a very basic, stupid question, Mexico come from Spain?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh my god, how ignorant. However,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even finish typing before it was the second
Speaker 1: response in Google, and the answer, Yes, Mexico's history is
Speaker 1: deeply intertwined with Spain. Mexico was colonized by Spain. That's
Speaker 1: the fucking word I was looking for, Yes, becoming part
Speaker 1: of the Spanish Empire known as New Spain. The colonial
Speaker 1: period last did for three long centuries, from the early
Speaker 1: sixteenth century until Mexico gained its independence from Spain in
Speaker 1: eighteen twenty one. Wow, so I'm telling you man like
Speaker 1: it sounds like, you know, hey, what the fuck? But
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how many people would
Speaker 1: necessarily know that. I mean, obviously everyone in Mexican po.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's that's people don't even know American
Speaker 1: fucking history. Why would Americans know somebody else's history? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Most Americans the only history they
Speaker 1: know is like World War Two because of that History channel,
Speaker 1: and everybody watches like fucking World War two docs and
Speaker 1: shit because for some reason that still fascinates people about, like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we beat the Nazis. Meanwhile, it's like, yeah, well you're
Speaker 1: not done, let's move on. I'm just saying, there's back
Speaker 1: to work. AnyWho. We learned a thing or two about Spain.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was on a little did right here, a
Speaker 2: little stupid getting there? Oh yeah, no we did.
Speaker 1: But you might learned a thing or two by being there.
Speaker 1: I guess empirically.
Speaker 2: I I communicated in Spanish as much as I mean,
Speaker 2: I definitely wouldn't say.
Speaker 1: I'm did you go into McDonald's and be like, can
Speaker 1: I get a Sandy frasece.
Speaker 2: Let's sandy, Yeah, Sandy.
Speaker 1: That's how I say the Sunday, Sandy Fraysece, Oh my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, hellaro is ice cream or ice Yeah?
Speaker 1: But since ice cream, and since McDonald's don't make their
Speaker 1: dairy product out of ice cream, it's a non dairy thing. Sandy,
Speaker 1: you can't call it helato. You gotta say Sandy Fraysece.
Speaker 2: I didn't go into a McDonald's in Spain.
Speaker 1: I was I wouldn't go into it McDonald's in Spain.
Speaker 3: Today you're on one tonight. You're really fucking on one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I finished a big assignment today.
Speaker 2: That's why you're on one.
Speaker 1: I am. And it's one of those like if this,
Speaker 1: don't do it.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1: It was never going to be done, so I did it.
Speaker 1: I am a little disappointed myself, though, because I wanted
Speaker 1: to take the dogs for a walk, but instead I
Speaker 1: just took them to the dog park, which is nice
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: But did you even put on Birdie's backpack?
Speaker 1: I did. I was desperate to take her ound, but
Speaker 1: it was too hot to go walk in Then I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll walk later. But then me Mom watched Thunderbolts,
Speaker 1: which fucking my second time wonderful movie. One of them.
Speaker 1: Marvel made a mental health movie. It's amazing. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: so we watched that shit and then said name some
Speaker 1: fucking kid bombed in during the post credits scene and
Speaker 1: she had nearly ruined the fantastic poor shot for her mother,
Speaker 1: which she was deeply invested in until you came in.
Speaker 3: Response was She's like, I give a fuck, why do
Speaker 3: I care about this?
Speaker 1: To a response everything, I yeah, be happier. Never hear
Speaker 1: when I'm watching a Marvel movie, because it's a series
Speaker 1: of me pausing, going like, do you know that is well?
Speaker 2: And then oh my god, it be so annoyed.
Speaker 1: Well she she I don't know. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: she likes it, but she finds it helpful.
Speaker 2: When Austin pauses or speaks during a watching of something.
Speaker 1: It irks me to know, what if there's information that
Speaker 1: you're missing that he could then provide that will make
Speaker 1: the story more because what if you're just lost? You're
Speaker 1: like what the fuck? And he's like, pause, well, this
Speaker 1: is what's happening.
Speaker 2: It's usually he wants to talk about it, like.
Speaker 1: Discuss the scene after it's over. Yes, and you into
Speaker 1: that actor.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to watch the thing and instance a hired e.
Speaker 1: I We've just watched the latest season of The Bear,
Speaker 1: which is just like an acting clinic and shit. And
Speaker 1: that's a series of long scenes, just set pieces, and
Speaker 1: you know, then they'll go to commercial I guess, but
Speaker 1: I don't ever watch it on FX, but every time
Speaker 1: they go to black or whatever, I'll fucking pause it
Speaker 1: and be like, right, well, right to the combination of
Speaker 1: really great writing and wonderful performances. Every one of those
Speaker 1: fucking actors. You know it's mutually beneficial, right, but every
Speaker 1: one of those actors fucking kiss that guy's asked Chris
Speaker 1: Storer I think his name is. Oh, guy's just churning
Speaker 1: out fucking cool ast scenes for them to do. Don't
Speaker 1: even have to really connect all that much to the plot.
Speaker 1: What plot, you know what I'm saying. But god damn it,
Speaker 1: but as much as he's given him gold, they're over delivering.
Speaker 1: Every one of them is just like knocking it out
Speaker 1: the park. It's kind of beautiful to watch.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what Austin and I have
Speaker 2: been watching?
Speaker 1: Tell me yes. I mean, it's a wide world out there, everyone,
Speaker 1: and narrow it down a little bit. Iron Heart because
Speaker 1: I watched that as well. No spoilers Marvelle debut ay
Speaker 1: shall we say devilish character?
Speaker 2: No, I would like to watch that. Though I saw clips.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a good watch. Has it's been
Speaker 1: eating shit online or people have been like Iron Man,
Speaker 1: It's like, no, it's iron Heart, Yeah exactly. I thought
Speaker 1: it was cool for what it was. But again, I'm
Speaker 1: a comic book person, which means I'm used to a
Speaker 1: bunch of different creative folks, teams handling the same material,
Speaker 1: the same character and shit. So it's like, if you
Speaker 1: don't like this version, wait another one's coming and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. But for me, I was like, it's a
Speaker 1: cool story about somebody who another Iron Man suit I'm in,
Speaker 1: and then they brought in cool or some other cool
Speaker 1: ship that I was into. There's more Witchcraft in this one,
Speaker 1: really witchcraft, bro, and more than that fucking oh old
Speaker 1: scratch himself.
Speaker 2: You're selling me on it a kid?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, and honestly, I don't even know if
Speaker 1: it would mean as much to you, like if you
Speaker 1: went in cold. But He's he's a very cool Marvel
Speaker 1: character that for years people have been like, He's he's
Speaker 1: the villain and WandaVision, and he wasn't. He's the villain
Speaker 1: in this and he wasn't. And then fucking in this
Speaker 1: one he is the one, and it was Sasha Baron Collin. Wow.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and he fucking tore it up. I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's just scenery chewing, playing the devil. So he's
Speaker 1: just you know, he did first he did like a
Speaker 1: New York act, a New York accent. Then he did
Speaker 1: like fucking Cockney British and should not even his own
Speaker 1: British voice. It's pretty good, it's pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1: But still you haven't told me what you're watching.
Speaker 2: Uh, this would be far.
Speaker 1: As far from iron.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, this would be a big disappointment to you.
Speaker 1: Oh bro, bro, don't don't Lord Savior servant, don't break
Speaker 1: your father's heart by reference in some fucking we like
Speaker 1: Chrisly or fucking selling Sunset or fucking no fucking Andy
Speaker 1: Cohen fucking house pups.
Speaker 2: What ain't nothing wrong with Andy Coin?
Speaker 1: But what are you wasting your time with?
Speaker 2: I gotta hear it two words for you.
Speaker 1: Let's hear it. He love, oh fuck what?
Speaker 2: It comes out every what every day of the week.
Speaker 2: It's in real time pretty much except for Wednesdays. It
Speaker 2: comes out every single day show. Uh, Peacock makes the
Speaker 2: Love Island USA, which is what's airing at the moment.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you have Peacock, Yeah, the free one, Like
Speaker 1: you'll watch the commercials or you guys pay for Peacock.
Speaker 2: No, I pay for Peacock. Peacock's got all my favorite
Speaker 2: shit on it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's where you're an office kid number one. So
Speaker 1: it's like you and maybe fucking Steve Carell that have Peacock.
Speaker 2: You know everyone has Peacock now to watch Love Island?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Oh? Yeah, man, I fuck, I'm such
Speaker 1: an old man. I am about to be fifty five,
Speaker 1: I know, old piece of shit. The day before Beardless.
Speaker 2: Stick with Me live he becomes an old ass man fifty.
Speaker 1: Five fifty five kids, and uh, we're shooting a comedy
Speaker 1: special at my movie theater, main movie.
Speaker 2: G can pick your main biging you bully, you come.
Speaker 1: Watch me turn fifty five and I'll make a giggle.
Speaker 1: And then the next day people have shot.
Speaker 2: Tear me apartslas Lie be like, there she is, ladies,
Speaker 2: there she is.
Speaker 1: There. Tap watch your fuck up.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, there's another TikTok trend behind.
Speaker 1: You as you tap people like this is the greatest
Speaker 1: fucking use of twenty dollars I've ever spent in my life.
Speaker 2: Right now, there's a I just started using TikTok like it.
Speaker 2: You know. I, well, I don't make any videos.
Speaker 1: I just watched them, but you had to get an
Speaker 1: a counter watch them. Yes, the other day I went
Speaker 1: looking for Cinnamon the band.
Speaker 2: I do believe we have an account. We have never
Speaker 2: posted you.
Speaker 1: Nuts, the ticking and the dock, and that's that's what
Speaker 1: the kids are doing. God, I sounded like fucking Bill
Speaker 1: Cosby for a second. Oh God, please.
Speaker 6: Don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so many too many things are gonna
Speaker 2: get us both fucked.
Speaker 1: This episode, remember we're now we're Yeah, what is the
Speaker 1: what do they call that? We're lame ducks, bitch like
Speaker 1: this is us in the last few months of our presidency.
Speaker 3: Where a new person comes to take the part out.
Speaker 1: Which one lame ducks before that? Which part of the
Speaker 1: impression the cos Yes, I wasn't flyingt izing the guy.
Speaker 1: He's a horrible human bank, but you know I did
Speaker 1: grow up listening to him in comedy, right. Anyways, that's
Speaker 1: why I could do the voice.
Speaker 2: Anyway. So there's this TikTok trend right now where someone
Speaker 2: will like speak to the camera and be like, my
Speaker 2: son's going to show you his new drawing. You better
Speaker 2: be nice, and then they'll be like, okay, come in.
Speaker 2: And then the kid will come in and be like,
Speaker 2: this is my drawing. I made it today, and then
Speaker 2: the parent will be behind them and be like looking
Speaker 2: at the camera like mm hmm, you better be nice.
Speaker 1: So to the viewer, yeah, to the viewer, is the
Speaker 1: kid in on this?
Speaker 2: No, it's like them. They're not saying the word the
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 3: It's hard to describe.
Speaker 2: Without showing you the parent. Once the kid comes in,
Speaker 2: the parent is not saying anything.
Speaker 1: They're just interesting. Is the kid in on the gag?
Speaker 1: Or is part of the bit that the kid don't
Speaker 1: know I I do you need a kid to do this?
Speaker 2: No, it can be my husband just planted as strawberry free.
Speaker 2: He's going to show you be nice, and I'll be like,
Speaker 2: come here.
Speaker 1: So it's the trend is my blank did a thing,
Speaker 1: He's going to show you be nice.
Speaker 2: And then the person stands behind.
Speaker 1: The person showing off whatever.
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying, is we can do this. You
Speaker 2: just say, my daughter's going to show you her new
Speaker 2: tap dancing and routine.
Speaker 3: You better be nice fair enough.
Speaker 2: Then I come in, I do it, and you stand
Speaker 2: menacingly behind me.
Speaker 1: I like that. But that's that requires you to learn
Speaker 1: tap dancing.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, in this, in this scenario that I
Speaker 2: learned tap dancing for your birthday, which I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going to second hand me hopeful, what could you
Speaker 1: do that I could stand behind you? My daughter's gonna
Speaker 1: my daughter jaws pinball.
Speaker 2: If she uses double flippers, you better be nice.
Speaker 1: Just put a pin in it real quick and just
Speaker 1: address that. So I shot a video of Harley playing
Speaker 1: the Joss pinball game. Stern Pinball gave me a Jaws
Speaker 1: pinball game because I did a voice for the Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragons pinball game. Pinball games nowadays, kids, if you
Speaker 1: haven't been paying much attention, are very complex. They've got
Speaker 1: videos in them. They talk a bunch of different voices
Speaker 1: and shit. You can like fucking play on your phone,
Speaker 1: like you can collect your game and play other places
Speaker 1: so that your lifetime fucking tally grow. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: So in any event we got.
Speaker 2: Charles the pinball Machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but why was I telling that story?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh because of the video you put
Speaker 2: up of me.
Speaker 1: Oh, there it is. So I shot a love video
Speaker 1: of Harley playing pinball. And apparently there's a fucking thing
Speaker 1: in the pinball community about using both flippers when you
Speaker 1: don't have to just constantly double flipping as opposed to
Speaker 1: handling each flipper independently.
Speaker 2: Made me look like a chump.
Speaker 1: I mean, number one, who knew, but I guess I
Speaker 1: should have that the world has now so fucking tribal
Speaker 1: that it's like, Bro, you're hitting the flippers both flippers.
Speaker 1: What are you a fucking idiot?
Speaker 2: Like? Seriously, man, my god, if they think I'm.
Speaker 1: Like it ain't bad enough that. Like back in the day,
Speaker 1: they were like, you don't know how to make a layup,
Speaker 1: you don't know how to catch a ball, You're not
Speaker 1: a frow ball. Fucking pinball was the great equalizer, man,
Speaker 1: where anybody could fucking play that sport if you will.
Speaker 1: And now finding out there's are like, you use both
Speaker 1: flippers at the same time. What the fuck? How do you?
Speaker 1: How'd you how'd you come of age in this fucking.
Speaker 2: World, man, fucking tough world out there, Like at least
Speaker 2: I had like videos of me looking stupid out there and.
Speaker 3: Then putting a podcast out where we're questioning with Mexico
Speaker 3: came from Spain.
Speaker 1: I thought we all learned something very.
Speaker 3: Like everybody knew that.
Speaker 1: I think everybody knew it, And I bet you there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that are going to be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I learned a new thing today. You
Speaker 1: can't ask them now. They got to hear the show.
Speaker 2: I know I'm looking something else up.
Speaker 1: We're looking up.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you once I look it up.
Speaker 1: Did America come from England?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 1: That's when I wrote it. I'll make it fun of myself,
Speaker 1: you touchy little thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, there are mariachi bands in Spain.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right now? I'll see if they're a flamenco.
Speaker 1: Is there a flamenco scene in Mexico? Which probably is there.
Speaker 2: We're trying to educate ourselves.
Speaker 1: I know we're getting smart. Every day is a school day,
Speaker 1: Harley Quinn, you're smart? How'd you get so smart? Reading?
Speaker 6: Yay?
Speaker 2: Just waiting for you to look at me because I
Speaker 2: was staring at you yet.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1: It doesn't cross over culture.
Speaker 2: Oh well I did. I did type flamenco. But the
Speaker 2: answer the Internet gave me was, yes, there are flamingos
Speaker 2: in Mexico, and then a photo of all the flamingos.
Speaker 1: Number one floating in the water. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: That's to me, all the flamingos were in fucking Florida
Speaker 1: as far as I knew. So that's fucking useful information.
Speaker 1: Every day is a school day if you let it be.
Speaker 1: What about and you don't get what you want out
Speaker 1: of life? You get what you negotiate for.
Speaker 2: Is there? Yes, flamenco music is present and popular in Mexico.
Speaker 1: That's not as interesting as finding out that I already
Speaker 1: lost it. When do we just find out that? I
Speaker 1: was like, that's fucking interesting.
Speaker 2: That there are flamingos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, man, that's good. Come to me one day.
Speaker 1: The next time somebody says flamingo, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: did you know that there are flamingos in Spain? In Spain?
Speaker 2: No, no, in Mexico.
Speaker 1: In Mexico.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure there's maybe some in Spain too,
Speaker 2: but these are the flamingos in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I guess that sounds impressive to me because like, Mexico
Speaker 1: is not that far from Florida, so you would imagine
Speaker 1: a flamingo they could fly, so maybe he would make
Speaker 1: its way or she would make her way over to Mexico.
Speaker 1: But of flamingo in Spain, can you look at it.
Speaker 2: In the Yucatan Peninsula in Spain, No one Mexico are
Speaker 2: because flamingos in Spain is a fucking killer band title.
Speaker 1: Never mind sent them in the band. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, Flamingo's in Spain. Everyone's listening. Those are fucking
Speaker 1: fun words.
Speaker 2: Yes, there are flamingos in Spain. Specifically, the Greater Flamingo
Speaker 2: is found in various locations, particularly in the southern regions,
Speaker 2: including Fuente de Piedro Lagoon.
Speaker 1: That's the accent you were over there working I was,
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Would you pronounce the thing at McDonald's one more time
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 1: Sandy fra that point, ma'am, I.
Speaker 2: Was very excited for the opportunity to go to a
Speaker 2: country where I could communicate in a different language. How
Speaker 2: and I was gonna I usually feel embarrassed about trying
Speaker 2: to speak Spanish because I don't want. I don't want
Speaker 2: to sound stupid because I'm not. I don't fully I don't.
Speaker 2: My grammar's not there, language and my accents is not there.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if Mexico came from Spain.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 1: But I really never had a Sandy I don't.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to try in Spain, and you did,
Speaker 2: and it sounds like you succeeded.
Speaker 1: I try, Harley Quinn succeeds.
Speaker 2: I communicated all my dietary restrictions in Spanish.
Speaker 1: In Spain, Oh is that right? Yes? No leche no,
Speaker 1: no wave no, No, that's French. What do they call them?
Speaker 1: No huavos?
Speaker 2: How do you say it in French? It looks like
Speaker 2: it's spelled.
Speaker 1: Woof oofs, oofs, oofs waves. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I'm signing it correct.
Speaker 2: Anyways, there are flamingos, I guess, in Spain.
Speaker 1: And Mexico, Flamingos in Spain. If your band is named
Speaker 1: Flamingos in Spain, you're already being inducted into the Rock
Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Fame in year one of your career.
Speaker 1: It's in the first six months of your career because
Speaker 1: people like.
Speaker 2: Firefucking name singer Flamingos in Spain song, oh my God,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: Let me think I wanted to.
Speaker 2: Give you the opportunity. Make it good, make it respectful.
Speaker 1: I mean respect I don't know. They're not even from Spain.
Speaker 1: It's just like I like, you know, like the band Kansas,
Speaker 1: you know, dust in the Wind from Kansas. So this
Speaker 1: don't have to be a Spanish band, but the name
Speaker 1: Flamingos from Spain. Flmingos in Spain from Spain, Flamingos in Spain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: much better. Okay, Flamingos in Spain. What's their first chart
Speaker 1: topping hit, Oh I know tell me I love you
Speaker 1: but fuck off? Yeah, look at you. Instantly you were like,
Speaker 1: well I love that song. You giggled because you're like,
Speaker 1: that's a fun song. Who wouldn't respond to that song?
Speaker 1: Remember they did that song years ago. The guy got canceled,
Speaker 1: fuck you fuck you. So if you can pull that off,
Speaker 1: I love you, but fuck off, that's a sentiment everyone
Speaker 1: fucking understands, and it's just naughty enough for people to say.
Speaker 1: And you wouldn't actually, you know, on radio, they would
Speaker 1: kind of they take, you know, with the C and
Speaker 1: the kout so off, and then you'd hear the on
Speaker 1: Spotify or wherever the fuck you listen to your streaming music,
Speaker 1: you would hear the uncut version of it, I love you,
Speaker 1: but fuck off, and it goes like this.
Speaker 6: I won't apologize for bad behavior. I won't be your
Speaker 6: fucking behavior.
Speaker 1: I love you, but fuck off. Okay, the course I
Speaker 1: fell a party, But the fucking what are the lyrics
Speaker 1: going into the chorus? The first ones that.
Speaker 2: I did well with, they didn't stick in my mind.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying repeat them. But what would you
Speaker 1: call those? Oh part of the chorus?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not sure what you were going for. Was
Speaker 2: that the beginning of the song?
Speaker 1: Or of course? Fucking were we dipped in and like
Speaker 1: a minute half into the song? Of course? Though? Is
Speaker 1: the thing that repeats, right, yes?
Speaker 2: And then a verse usually leads into them. The instrumental
Speaker 2: will repeat with different lyrics.
Speaker 1: And then there's a hook which is not a hook, breakdown,
Speaker 1: which is like, oh, this is not part of anything
Speaker 1: you've heard before, but it fits into the song as
Speaker 1: a bridge. A bridge, Yes, I would say these are
Speaker 1: all terms of art. Every day's a school day.
Speaker 2: We're both learning a lot.
Speaker 1: Yea I am. I mean you knew that, ship, but
Speaker 1: I fucking just learned a bunch of music terms.
Speaker 2: I'm more referencing the flamingos in Mexico and Spain.
Speaker 1: But I won't apologize for bad behavior. I will never
Speaker 1: play your fucking savior. I love you, Na the fuck
Speaker 1: hold on, but fuck right off. Yeah there you go.
Speaker 1: You need it right in there.
Speaker 2: M a banger top ten.
Speaker 1: I didin't say it goes number one. I mean, don't
Speaker 1: take us two singles to get there, but the first
Speaker 1: one lands in the top ten. And it's a huge,
Speaker 1: fucking like wedding and.
Speaker 2: Prom song that makes sense.
Speaker 1: People love to singing in a group and Ship cut.
Speaker 1: The fucking DJ turns the music down for the buff
Speaker 1: fuck off part and everybody screams at it, my fuck
Speaker 1: right off, and then they're like whoa, and he turns
Speaker 1: the music back up, and everybody's Sometimes DJ's a girl,
Speaker 1: she turns the music back up. Ship. Sometimes DJ neither
Speaker 1: man nor a woman. They turn the music back up. Shit. See,
Speaker 1: I'm covering all bases.
Speaker 3: This whole episode needs to be canned the way.
Speaker 1: This is the greatest episode ever canon, Like, finally, these fuckers, man,
Speaker 1: they're not holding the civil tongue. They're just fucking given
Speaker 1: the straight poop, the straight poop, this poop. All right,
Speaker 1: are you done with Spain?
Speaker 2: I'll just say it was probably my favorite place.
Speaker 1: I've ever been, So then I guess the answer is,
Speaker 1: you're not done with Spain. You'll never be done with Spain.
Speaker 2: I will never. I can't wait to go back. There
Speaker 2: is a very iconic church in Barcelona called Lesa Grata Familia,
Speaker 2: and it is been a work in progress since the
Speaker 2: since eighteen something, and it is supposed to be finished
Speaker 2: next year. So I would really like to go back
Speaker 2: to see it when it's done.
Speaker 1: What word word meaning?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, facts, there you go.
Speaker 1: I just want I wanna point out that my rhyme
Speaker 1: scheme for that fucking.
Speaker 2: Song not very doctor sus not doctor fucking what.
Speaker 1: Are you not? Fucking savior and and and behavior behavior,
Speaker 1: behavior and savior. That's more complicated than than the next thing.
Speaker 1: You know, you'll have a big car that's like a
Speaker 1: Google Dolls level rhyme. I could totally be.
Speaker 2: Degree are better than run DMCs rhymes.
Speaker 1: Not my rhymes. That one rhyme was stronger than the
Speaker 1: next thing.
Speaker 3: To my heroes, He's the king of rock.
Speaker 1: With the kings of rock, they told me to be
Speaker 1: a better person. I can believe in myself if two
Speaker 1: guys from all the Squeeze give me kings of rock,
Speaker 1: that I could be anything. And you know what they say?
Speaker 1: Then you talk too much? Whoah boy, you never shut up.
Speaker 3: That's why I feel about you every day.
Speaker 1: Talk too much. You talk about people you don't even know.
Speaker 1: Then you talk about places you never go. See what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Fucking behavior and Zigger is a much more complex, right.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't saying I'm not a hip hop artist.
Speaker 1: That's just me writing lyrics I put myself.
Speaker 2: Kevin Smith claims he's the newest and best of hip
Speaker 2: hop artist.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm at least that that lyric is
Speaker 1: Googo dolls worthy.
Speaker 4: Think about all the time. I don't need the same
Speaker 4: sloanely where you are, come back down, I won't tell
Speaker 4: him your name. Come on, man, my fucking savior and behavior.
Speaker 1: Mid Oh to be called mid by twenty something, someone
Speaker 1: in her mid twenties, take that beak from out my heart.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, call me cringe before you call me mid mid.
Speaker 1: I built a perfectly acceptable career out of.
Speaker 2: Mid less than mid.
Speaker 1: Oh oh it hurts.
Speaker 3: You know what's above mid peak?
Speaker 1: This guy, the little ceramic thing you made, it's above mid.
Speaker 1: I mean this guy, I see him, I see him.
Speaker 1: How many gallery shows have you had? Strong work? A
Speaker 1: mistress of sculptures, Harley Quinn.
Speaker 2: Smith, My daughter's going to show you her ceramic piece
Speaker 2: from when she was five. You better be nice.
Speaker 1: Wait what is it? What it's meant to be? A cat? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be a cat.
Speaker 2: I believe that one's a cat. I can't speak for
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: A I just have a tail.
Speaker 3: It's got something.
Speaker 1: I think it's meant to be a cat? Or are
Speaker 1: they meant to be dogs? Have more cat?
Speaker 2: Like that one's giving cat?
Speaker 1: This one cat, this one's giving. Perhaps you should play
Speaker 1: sports kids. Are you enjoying Beardless? Stick with me? No
Speaker 1: as much as Harley this week? I hate this episode
Speaker 1: the greatest episode of all time. If you're liking Beard
Speaker 1: listickless may, if you're working your way through Harley's voice,
Speaker 1: like that one guy who's like, I'm desperate to listen
Speaker 1: to Kevin I just have to listen to her let
Speaker 1: to get there.
Speaker 2: You couldn't say anything worse to me than that.
Speaker 1: I know you really hurt her heart. Man, you heard
Speaker 1: her heart.
Speaker 2: I know my voice is weird.
Speaker 1: I get it. Do you think your voice is weird,
Speaker 1: because because it is.
Speaker 2: I know it's weird. My voice is very is very different.
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 2: My voice is definitely weird, especially my non acting voice.
Speaker 1: It is powerful, it's personable. Booh shoot.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: If you like the show, fucking get as much, soak
Speaker 1: it in.
Speaker 2: We're really making the last ones count. There's only three left,
Speaker 2: and one of them is a live show.
Speaker 1: I think there's three and then the live show. No,
Speaker 1: there is now because this is the first week of July.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to do one every week.
Speaker 1: We used to back when you treated this seriously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you also, we got to sound fucking tickets to the show,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do it and beg people to come
Speaker 1: and fucking watch the show. Line. Are you anywhere in
Speaker 1: the Tristate area, anywhere near New Jersey? Are you in
Speaker 1: New York, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Maine?
Speaker 2: You want a road trip up for Last Beardless Stickless.
Speaker 1: Me Live Ontario. Uh, Quebec, Wow, Uh, Florida.
Speaker 3: You're asking a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Now, Arkansas, Oh my god, Wendy, City of Chicago. These
Speaker 1: are all places, and in those places live people, and
Speaker 1: in those people who live a desire to hear live
Speaker 1: podcasting from a father daughter team, a girl and her dad, beardless,
Speaker 1: stickless me live for the first time and last time
Speaker 1: ever August. There are tickets at c spot dot com.
Speaker 2: Do you think we'll announce the other thing the other
Speaker 2: thing at the live show.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think we'll make it that far. I
Speaker 1: think we'll wind up talking about it next week.
Speaker 3: No can No, Yeah, why what what do we hold
Speaker 3: that for for the live show?
Speaker 1: Oh? You think that like the teasing that good people
Speaker 1: are gonna want to be there.
Speaker 2: It's a big announcement, like.
Speaker 1: Great, I'll hear it when they post it. Who knows
Speaker 1: if we'll ever even post. Oh we we do. We
Speaker 1: post all the time. Yeah, come see it live. You're
Speaker 1: gonna want to go because she's right, we're gonna say something.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be like.
Speaker 2: Oh, your last opportunity to buy.
Speaker 1: I will be on stage before Harley gets on stage.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the audience. My daughter is about to
Speaker 1: show you her first year list. Picklest me live. You
Speaker 1: better be you better be nice about it.
Speaker 3: I look up the stage and then you stand behind
Speaker 3: me like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole time you're talking, we went to Madrid
Speaker 1: and then behind her.
Speaker 3: That's what the videos are.
Speaker 2: Literally got one, then there's another one. This is an
Speaker 2: older and older trend. The videos that were like, something
Speaker 2: will happen and I won't say it, but there will
Speaker 2: be signs. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: I just realized there are shots for two different sizes.
Speaker 2: Did you hear what I said?
Speaker 1: There were signs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that there will be signed.
Speaker 1: Portents.
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with that trend? That there will be signs? Trend?
Speaker 1: No, tell me.
Speaker 2: It's it's empty.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 2: Well, I just think you should make a TikTok where
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm gonna go insane.
Speaker 4: I won't.
Speaker 2: I won't say when I go insane, but there will
Speaker 2: be signs. I'm gonna lose it, and there will be signs.
Speaker 2: And then it goes to your Bullwinkle collection.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right? Yeah, that's a sign that I'm
Speaker 1: losing it. I mean, why, I guess you know what
Speaker 1: next episode. I'll talk about some Bullwinkle stuff too. I
Speaker 1: got lots of stuff to share. I got things. Doc
Speaker 1: is sure I'm smart.
Speaker 2: I'm so scared for this episode to come out.
Speaker 1: Why because people are going to be because I heart's
Speaker 1: going to be like, that's it, You're canceled. You can't
Speaker 1: do it twice.
Speaker 2: Because I already have an unlistenable voice to one cat.
Speaker 2: Multiple people have said that I saw somebody in.
Speaker 1: The comments recently said their only comment about my video
Speaker 1: was the world's most punishable face. Now I know that's
Speaker 1: not true. I know there are far more punchable people
Speaker 1: than meet you in your step. See the respect to
Speaker 1: that random commenter who tried to hurt me. Congratulations you
Speaker 1: made the day with the girl whose voice you hate.
Speaker 2: That was the same Probably, No, that's the guy who
Speaker 2: said that about me loves you.
Speaker 3: He made that clear. He wanted to listen to you.
Speaker 2: He just didn't want me.
Speaker 1: To be a part of it. And he can't listen
Speaker 1: to just me that Kevin Smith club Beard listen Harley
Speaker 1: less me. It's the same show with Harley's volume dropped out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I honestly I would prefer that for
Speaker 2: this episode, he said, my voice was so awkward that
Speaker 2: it was unlistenable.
Speaker 1: Awkward. Yeah, that's number one. That's like crazy, but it
Speaker 1: does kind of lean into your like fucking oh my voice,
Speaker 1: So you know, it would be like me being like
Speaker 1: somebody being like, you know, Clerks three ain't as good
Speaker 1: as Clerks. I'm like, what, like, I'm a hair trigger
Speaker 1: about that. I think you're kind of hair triggered about
Speaker 1: the voice thing because you're sensitive to it, because deep
Speaker 1: inside you're like my voice and like a deep inside
Speaker 1: I was like about Clerk's three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, those are two really similar.
Speaker 1: It's every I have to process most of life through
Speaker 1: a clerksy imprisoner. Life comes down to two eras BC.
Speaker 4: And a d.
Speaker 1: God. Where are those done? Well, I'm happy to share
Speaker 1: them with the Horley BC.
Speaker 2: Before Clerks and ad Ad after Dogma, After Dante, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: After Dogma, that's your mom comes into the picture nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety nine, After Dogma. She comes in while Dogma's happening, Espy.
Speaker 1: She was so like into the Dogma tour and going
Speaker 1: to can and stuff. She's like, why become part of
Speaker 1: this story? It's like when I watch like a mini
Speaker 1: series that takes place over decades, and when they finally
Speaker 1: hit the seventies like mad Men. I love Madmen, And
Speaker 1: when they finally hit the seventies, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm alive. Wow, I'm a part of mad Men.
Speaker 1: We're trying to sell me shit. Like at one point
Speaker 1: they talked about Underdog and I was like, I watched Underdog.
Speaker 7: I can relate, And now it's even more important to me.
Speaker 1: I am a Kevin Smith fan. I have to make
Speaker 1: up for the most punishable face people fuck. Otherwise I'd
Speaker 1: wake up every day try to fucking end it, and
Speaker 1: I know I gotta make it just one more day
Speaker 1: so that mister he's got the most punishable fucking face.
Speaker 1: It's just like, Oh, I hate you laugh to awfully hard.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go look at that comment and make sure
Speaker 1: it didn't come from your account, your new TikTok account.
Speaker 2: My version of the you better be nice TikTok is
Speaker 2: my dad's gonna talk about clerks for the thousand times,
Speaker 2: no the five millions times. You better be fucking noise.
Speaker 2: So I made this movie in the nineties, well.
Speaker 1: Not for nothing, but I did put a dent and
Speaker 1: so made my mark first time out of the gate.
Speaker 2: Behind you like mm hmmm, yeah, have you seen the
Speaker 2: Holy fucking air Ball?
Speaker 1: No, that's another no. I don't like follow trends and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't watch more bid facts. Yeah no, and uh
Speaker 1: I DK Sterling, the guy who's like, you know, like
Speaker 1: hey apple, what then he explains the videos and ship.
Speaker 1: I like that guy, And I was just thinking tonight
Speaker 1: because I watched another one with him. He's just so
Speaker 1: like like standard issue salt of the Earth guy. He
Speaker 1: reminds me of Michael Bellicose, like a dude who's like
Speaker 1: just a dude, but not a dude who's like hey,
Speaker 1: brow but just like the guy that everybody gets along
Speaker 1: with and ship. Although I would say Michael Belco is
Speaker 1: probably a little more I mean, I can't say he's
Speaker 1: more charming, but at least as presented in the videodeos.
Speaker 1: But I like this guy's delivery. It's very matter of fact,
Speaker 1: and he's always fucking teaching, always breaking down a video
Speaker 1: and being like this is not true, but if it was,
Speaker 1: this would be this, Like there's a video of this
Speaker 1: fucking guy who's like, oh my god, he's windsurfing and
Speaker 1: he's on this fucking booie and it says on the
Speaker 1: fucking screen he found Point Nemo and we know what
Speaker 1: Point Nemo is. And so this guy idk Sterling will
Speaker 1: come on after the video is over and then debunk
Speaker 1: it and be like this did not happen to Point Nemo,
Speaker 1: if if this was at Point and then he explains
Speaker 1: the history of Point Nemo and how fucking far away
Speaker 1: it is and how like you would die, you couldn't
Speaker 1: you couldn't get there, and shit like that.
Speaker 2: I see. I like that guy's videos proving facts. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he is. And it's always like little self
Speaker 1: contained stories and shit like that. That's my kind of guy.
Speaker 1: What are you looking at him? Technoko?
Speaker 2: Why don't actually follow anyone on TikTok?
Speaker 1: I know what do you love? When I.
Speaker 6: I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do, watch like this is my favorite band.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't need to fucking say I forgot my.
Speaker 2: Lyrics behavior, Thank you Behavior. I feel really insecure that
Speaker 2: Mexico and.
Speaker 1: Spain of it all. Why, I think it's great ship.
Speaker 1: I think that's the most interesting thing. Kidding me, man,
Speaker 1: most Americans don't know American history, let alone world history.
Speaker 1: So I think we did a service. We taught things.
Speaker 2: I was way better at science, all right, so.
Speaker 1: Say something scientific before we get out of here, Adam?
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? I said, closet, There you go,
Speaker 1: particles each two sides. My kid's smart, my kid's gonna
Speaker 1: get on here, and about science.
Speaker 7: So you better be nice, particles.
Speaker 1: Kids. This particle of the episode is over, which means
Speaker 1: the whole episode's over. Man, did you like this week's
Speaker 1: beardless stickless me? The countdown is on? It's like when
Speaker 1: Seinfeld was ending. Man, there's like there's only four episodes left.
Speaker 1: It's exactly like it feels just I was therefore they
Speaker 1: that happened while we were shooting Dogma. So I remember
Speaker 1: the end of Seinfeld and it was exactly like this.
Speaker 1: I'll have you know. The whole world was paying attention,
Speaker 1: just like they are now.
Speaker 2: And virgin.
Speaker 1: Watching h beardless stick lets make kids. There's a version
Speaker 1: without commercials and ship and you can actually watch it
Speaker 1: at that Kevinsmith club dot com.
Speaker 2: I think that's why we got fired, No way, not
Speaker 2: in the least. I or maybe we just got fired
Speaker 2: because we have zero agenda and talk about.
Speaker 1: I just think they couldn't sell ads on our backs
Speaker 1: and ship because one of us was like no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no yes
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no maybe, and so there was a very thin ad category,
Speaker 1: and which I'm all for, man, I'm all for fucking
Speaker 1: limiting the amount of you know what commercials are?
Speaker 2: I want a fucking beef commercial on our show.
Speaker 1: No no you don't, No, no, no, you don't.
Speaker 2: I really don't know.
Speaker 1: Others not so much because most people just fire through
Speaker 1: the commercials anyway. But I like your ethics, like where
Speaker 1: your head is and ship? Thanks? Yeah, good, head on
Speaker 1: your shoulders.
Speaker 2: May be stupid, but.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say stupid by any sense stretching the imagination.
Speaker 1: But you you know, business is not the first thing
Speaker 1: you care about. That's good. That's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're better man than I am. Gunga Din.
Speaker 2: I'm not a man, but thank you.
Speaker 1: Those are That's the last lines from the book Gunga Din,
Speaker 1: written by Believe Rudyard Kipling. Why would I know that
Speaker 1: you weren't forced to read Gungadin in school? No maye?
Speaker 1: Because you guys. Weren't all girls school, they were like
Speaker 1: fucking make them read about this whole story is about dudes.
Speaker 1: Did you have to read a lot of dude literary
Speaker 1: books while you were in all girls school? Or were
Speaker 1: they like read uh, you know the fucking Hester print book.
Speaker 1: That's good for you, read uh, and the Green Gables
Speaker 1: that's good for you. Read you know a little miss
Speaker 1: like all female Warriors, all female warrens and literary stuff.
Speaker 1: Or did you read shit that was like Robinson Crusoe,
Speaker 1: my fucking book that's literally about a dude and another
Speaker 1: dude and that's it.
Speaker 2: Didn't read that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2: Honestly, on the Western Front.
Speaker 1: A bunch of dudes going to war. Maybe they write
Speaker 1: some letters home to their wives or girlfriends. You read
Speaker 1: that better man than I am. Gungadin. I didn't read
Speaker 1: that ship. To be fair, I didn't read Gungadin either.
Speaker 1: I only know that line from the Mister Magoo version
Speaker 1: of the cartoon. Oh my god, mister Magoo. They did
Speaker 1: a series of Mister McGoo did literary classics, And honestly,
Speaker 1: most of what I know about literature in literary classics
Speaker 1: comes from the Mister Magoo tellings of them when mister
Speaker 1: Macgoo was inserted as a character somewhere in the narrative,
Speaker 1: for example, sirrah No de bergerac he is syrah No.
Speaker 1: They made him the guy who's like what lark beyond
Speaker 1: window breaks? And then in Gunga Din he was controversially
Speaker 1: Gunga Den, who was an Indian character, so naturally you
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that today. And when I say Indian, I
Speaker 1: mean from India because it takes place during the British
Speaker 1: Occupation War and stuff like that. So he didn't sound
Speaker 1: the way Gungaden's supposed to sound. He sounded like mister
Speaker 1: Macgoo was like, how about some narche fresh water.
Speaker 2: I think this is more canceled with cancelable.
Speaker 1: Mistergo's old white man. Nobody's canceling us. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: mister McGoo literally looks like pop. So you get canceled
Speaker 1: by the likes of pop. Look like, don't know what, God,
Speaker 1: I failed as a father. She didn't know something else
Speaker 1: tonight either.
Speaker 2: Oh don't say it, please say, oh my god.
Speaker 1: He does exactly like Pop. You've done it again.
Speaker 2: Please don't say it, don't please? Yeah, well, okay, fine,
Speaker 2: whatever I already didn't know.
Speaker 1: About exactly know what the fuck. I made a reference
Speaker 1: tonight where I was like, and that's how we get
Speaker 1: to sky Net and she was like and Jim was like,
Speaker 1: you're damn right, and Harley was like, it was like,
Speaker 1: what's ky Net? And we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we failed as parents.
Speaker 3: You've said that multiple times tonight.
Speaker 1: Failed his parents. Make me feel good over the stupidest
Speaker 1: ship though over like we didn't show her Terminator. Obviously,
Speaker 1: that's it's okay. It's a facetious overstatement of a comment.
Speaker 1: Clearly we succeeded as parents because it's such an amazing kid.
Speaker 1: But for someone who is a pop culturist like myself,
Speaker 1: the fact that you didn't see Terminator is all on me.
Speaker 1: Let alone, Terminator too. And then your mom, you know,
Speaker 1: was like Terminator too, that got a lady with muscles
Speaker 1: in it. You heard her go ham on that. She
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, oh, oh, Magoo, you've done it again.
Speaker 1: The Three Musketeers also mister McGoo version. Trying to think
Speaker 1: what else I remember from the Magoo version, the Crucible, Magoo,
Speaker 1: give me back my name, You've done it again, This catchphrase,
Speaker 1: oh Magoo, you've done it again. Now I gotta hear
Speaker 1: it now, I gotta find it. Mister magoo fucks no
Speaker 1: catch raise, oh magoo.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, mister.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a fucking twenty nineteen version of
Speaker 1: mister McGoo. They're still trying this ship years later.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, on.
Speaker 1: The twenty nineteen mister, mister McGoo, mister Mcgooh, you've done
Speaker 1: it again. All right, there we go. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I can't. We can't play the whole thing. We'll get
Speaker 1: fucking sued or something. But I want to get to them.
Speaker 1: Does he say.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't miss mgoo catch phrase?
Speaker 1: I did, and it gave me that, and then I did, Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's one.
Speaker 2: My dad's going to show you a mister mcgo clips.
Speaker 1: My father's going to show you mister better be nice, dad,
Speaker 1: you be excited. Well Magoo, you have done it again.
Speaker 1: I uh, I look forward to the last few episodes.
Speaker 1: Every one of them will be totally different. Next one
Speaker 1: is gonna be a real sad one. But we tell
Speaker 1: sad stories, try to make each other cry to the
Speaker 1: point where you're like, can we talk about magoogle game?
Speaker 3: Please bring back and the guy that called me and listenable.
Speaker 1: Oh magoo, got magoo? Fuck? You don't gotta listen to that.
Speaker 1: There it is, because there is your third, fourth to
Speaker 1: last beardless stickless mate. Appreciate them all like fucking snowflakes,
Speaker 1: because they're going to melt away and never come back.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought you were going to say, because each
Speaker 2: one is different.
Speaker 1: Not too and special for as beardless stickless me for
Speaker 1: this week for uh for beardless stickless.
Speaker 2: Ma'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
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