Content note: Explicit language, sexual references, discussion of substance use, divorce, medical procedures, and emotional topics.
This week’s BoobNews = less headlines, more feelings.
We’re bundled up, a little unhinged, and doing a proper mid-winter check-in: from surgery recovery and confidence upgrades, to divorce closure, grief, and the weird relief that comes when you finally stop bracing for impact.
Yes, we still spiral through reality TV and pop culture (because obviously), but this episode is really about where we’re at, and why sometimes the slumber party hits differently.
Inside this episode:
• Love Is Blind skepticism + why “finding love on TV” is still wild to us
• America’s Next Top Model documentaries incoming (we will be seated)
• Drag show joy + manifesting “friend of the pod” energy
• A celebrity loss that actually stops you in your tracks
• Olympics fashion discourse + local brand love
• Queer hockey + why representation doesn’t fix the institution
• Teeth surgery, dentist trauma, and Chyenne 2.0 confidence
• Procrastination, perfectionism, and brain-healing cheap hobbies
• Divorce papers, full dog custody, and finally closing the chapter
• What we’re watching: Star Trek comfort seasons + Below Deck brain rot