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Hello, it is I it is Blake Benley
How are we doing? How we going well it's after a minute?
You know after a little bit of time that's passed up the out of month
Just a little little bit of time almost a month
It was a month where we're back. Hello
How you been? It's yeah and the what a month
Technically, we didn't leave the the time in between us talking just got a little bit long right I was completely absent
for
Over the over the cycle of two weeks and then the week before we just just for a quick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what happened? I was away for over the cross of the course of two recording periods
So we couldn't actually record
and then
The the previous week we were I was just absolutely
But stuffed full of someone
I was just like big sad sleepy boys, so I was just like hey, man
Hey, man, we'll do it next week and then next week did not happen
And then the week after that definitely didn't happen. Yeah, didn't
Did not happen, but look we're back we're here. Hello. Yeah, so deal with it. We're we're back in your in your ebils where
Speaking directly to your brain
Rod is through through fucking
I don't know whatever sources we use but um, hey, be man. It has been like said. It's been a long month
I was like just real quick. Yeah, just lots of sickness
Yeah, I heard
Family just always sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was every week
It was literally every week for a month
You know what you don't have to like write as soon as I left to go I feel
Um, I told Kim. I was like hey look call me like let me know because that they'll get in touch with me
The guys that are running my thing will get in touch with me and say hey, you know fam six sort of stuff
Um, I told her straight up. I was like, you know, you let him know so that you can if you need me
I can get out and it any time and I'm like you know how nudge nudge wink wink get me out of here fucking ace up
and um literally the first night that I was gone
um, they all got like super colds
Yeah, for the next for the next like more than a week
Um, and the first night I think it was the first or second night maverick through an entire fucking
filled water bottle at Quinn's eye
Like just launched it like he was a quarter back straight into it
Every black eye for over a week um, and my surprise when I came home fucking Quinn's just like
Hey, dad's that
Yeah, like
I should never have left
But yeah, I should never let it because I really wanted to see that happen as it must have been one hell of a throw
Put um, yeah, that's what I'm dead. As soon as you leave or plan to do anything everything we got to shit
Yeah, um, which is just the law of the universe. That's how it happens
That's not Murphy's law. That's just that's fucking law of the jungle baby
Yeah, fuck it out just the rules around here the lay of the land um
I was how is your three weeks
Yeah, look it's like it's like it's just not just family sickness just lots of family sickness
Yeah, just uh lots of work in that
Then that was like it oh, yeah, okay
That's pretty much it other than like obviously all the fucking pal sunshine shit going on but like
Yeah, I don't I don't like dude. It's just so much and I don't really want to get into it because I'm too tired
But fair enough fair enough I should be way more because I have been so asked for a can of it
Yeah, if you follow me on social media, you see me it's okay. Yeah, that's it
I'm you know what first episode back
We're not talking about it right now. We're not talking about it because we've got we've actually got quite a lot to go through
um
Being being away for so long and we've been listening to the biggest artist uh in the world
And there's news about her too. Oh, you've got news better?
Did you not know what happened?
Can we save it? Can we save it? Yeah, we could like pull that little card out a little later. Oh, like it
Let me let me tell you let me break down my last three weeks. Yeah go on tell me
Let me just break it down now. I don't want to hear get a sub one up y'all
from anyone
in these comments
because my god that I hear it enough
uh over the over the last eight weeks um, I'm fine done with course. Uh, I'm very promotable
Um, please look at me look at me look at me. I'm sort of shit um
That that's all I got at the at the like little graduation ceremony that they do
I didn't realize it was going to be a whole big thing where they have like
You'll form up in Polly's and march around and go
I'm important and and like because usually every course I've ever done
besides when I
marched out of the trade school
And now this course
It's literally just been uh, okay cool you guys are done. Thank you so much for coming um, you know
Go go home now. That was it. Yeah
These these
Like call like a sub one in my trade school was like you you fucking get dressed up
And you carry a gun and you do ceremonial fucking drill with a gun and it's like wowsers
I um
I'm I was well over that
I don't know because we had to do so much like practice and I know it's like such a win
You just have to practice doing like drill and july that
That was that was the back end of like
The three weeks the front end of the three weeks was just getting like
How to dig a pit
How to make the right fire lanes when you're you know attempting to kill enemy sort of shinn
all of these like tactics and strategies on how to
Like just do so much. Yeah, and I paid so much of that shit off because
The middle part of the two of the three weeks
The second week some would call it um
I had such a good time outfield
And it's such a good time outfield dude
There was like because I don't go fielded the last time I went field was like five fucking years ago man
Other than I kept I wouldn't even cost that was not
Yeah, that was fucking luxury man. That was glamping at its finest man. Yeah, yeah, yeah
That was so good but like other than that man, I hadn't been I hadn't been filled in five years
Yeah, and so like literally getting back out there and being like okay guys you're gonna take up a defensive position here
And this is gonna be your like pits that you're gonna dig out and then here's the command thing and and you just like
Ah, sick. We got gats. We got like smoke grenades. We got sim grenades. We got fucking um he's ammo
We got fucking these tubes that they they're they're um
Like recoilless rifles so they're basically rocket launchers
But there were no rockets also they were Sims
So they were like they were just tubes
So we had to carry those heavy things around
Um and we got claymels, but they were also not real
So we just carried around heavy fucking claymels. They would literally fill the cement
Yeah, that was really annoying the aren't but other than that it was like
It was fun it was it was hey, what are we gonna do today dig pit? Okay, also let's go on dig pit
There's like
dig pit
fight notional bad people and and shoot rounds and walk around and and
practice
Like leading a section that's all it really was that's what it all really balled down to that's all they wanted to
One of us to really tick off on was
Can you make a snap decision and it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong in a you have to make a quick decision
Uh and stick to it and back it up and have some sort of reasoning as to why you do
it unless and and you'll only need reasoning if it was like a bad move
Which a lot of people made dude. I shot civilians
Because the second at the time was like okay at this point um if this car crosses this line
You know shoot them and I was like okay
And you know and I was I was supposed to make contact this car was fucking rolling up
And you put it your hand you say they'd stop they're at least a hundred meters away
And then they they like pick up speed and I'm like oh they're gonna try and hit me or something like that
And I was like just like you know walking towards them just stop stop stop
I still go around and then you know it kept saying stop stood in front of the car
um
It got to like
20 maybe 15 meters away
And if it's if it's going even 40k's an hour
Yeah still still makes you go
you know
And um I had a gunner to my right and and I just had a star and jill of that and we both were just like he's got
Close enough um he's not stopping and he's probably gonna hit me so we shot him and then
Uh, fuck it
The the guy running the the the the show you know the the the whole play
And if you will he was like he came up to the the side seat and he's like you guys are revived um
We'll just make it out that they shot the car and now the car's disabled and and the guys are just like
Okay cool
Dead alive
Oh we don't have to deal with the consequences of reactions excellent
Yeah, boss
Like it was it's it's those are the type of like because it was a snap decision of like
From because I was being told what to do sort of thing so it was like um
She said at the time if they get past this line shoot him I let him go well past that line to almost hitting me
Yeah, it in an exercise. No, like I don't think they would actually hit me. They had full control the car
but like
You know, we just did what we were told was like okay, this is this is her decision
It's to shoot him and we shot him and then they work back up again
So they explain like why they were driving towards you why they weren't stopping um
so
In this in this role-playing thing. Yeah, so this in reality this is two like no, I know in reality grunts in the like roleplay
Did they have a reason or were they just
They were just like two CVs driving on a range or shit. No, so there was a there was a work request that was getting put over the radio
so they would have like the guy would be like
Uh, you know, there's a work request for you up
And then it's like, yeah, cool. We'll take that whatever
what she had forgotten to do was forgotten to
rub pretty much forgotten the entire work request for these CVs to come onto the range and go to the grenade range and fix it
Right, that was there that was their job and and this was the scenario that they put you in
Yeah, yeah was that she forgot to tell you that these two were covered in well
Yeah, she actually forgot she had actually forgotten
Oh, so she was meant to tell you she was actually so so in all of the decisions that she made she forgot to tell us of
Well, she forgot to remember if that makes sense
She just forgot that there was a work request in in the midst of like so many other things happening like someone
falling over and
Negligently discharging their weapon like fell over and then a rango's bang and then they fall over and they go
Oh, I'm alright and then you have to like deal with what you would do
Ah with someone that fucking
Negligently discharges their weapon and you go I will take administrative action and we'll clear their weapon and we'll check and we'll send it to an armor to make sure that the gun is actually fine sort of shit
Yeah, that was that was a holy shit, but um
Yeah, just just some of these like QTEs quick decision exercises were like
Okay, you're just walking it's just walking around and then
You'll hear over the radio you have incoming
Indirect fire
You have less than a minute to move and then and then I'd be like hey guys we're about to get boneless run
And it's like
Just literally just run
But yeah, that's that's the kind of shit. It's it was it was really fun. I told the I told the guy
The the guy that was running it. I was like hey man because he's a he's a ramey dude as well
He was a he's a medal smith so he's he literally is a wilder and so he was like he looked at me and he's like oh ramey brothers
I'm loving yeah, you know like same cool best friends
Yeah, I told him I was like bro
I want you to like lay it on so thick. I want you to like
Absolutely give me some hard shit like go fucking nuts like make the scenario as wild as possible
And he's like don't worry. I've had you sorted since I knew you were on
Okay
I was like make sure it's done. I mean turn it up to 11 sort of dumb shit
He's like oh yeah, don't worry about that
Like it was supposed to be like
we're getting
Mortars and then we have to run and then we're sort of like high
Heart rate, you know, we're all sort of just like amped up. We're keep running. We run into a minefield
This is what was supposed to happen. We were supposed to run into a minefield
A couple of dudes were supposed to die like notionally die and then I was supposed to be able to
I get them chasifact or get that one person like fixed up chasifact and then we were gonna push on
and
Get ambushed from the right in a creek line. What ended up happening was fucking we got mortared
We were running and then I called up like a little short like how you let's stop here and so I can talk to you
It's called a harbour
and um harbour up
And this dude at one of our gunners just fucking like he reckoned so this is what he said
He said i was running it was fine nice cool air on my face
As soon as I stopped it was like someone opened an oven boy in my face
And he just fucking went
He just like went forward and just yeah
H-shit and so we like flipped him over and we'll fucking like strip him up
We stripped him off in like
Under a minute and we're splashing water on him and like getting him all cooled down and chill out
Um which was really you know what it's fucking i tell you what heat injuries
Super scary
Yeah
Super like you've got to get that person like cooled down and yeah and not fucking dead because he he injuries
Dude they're fucking you get heat stroke. It's like one in five
Yeah
Get heat like uh sorry get uh brain damage or something or die
Yeah it's fucking nuts
So I was like no not having it online
I don't care how much fun this is
I'm gonna fucking oh first aid is save a life
I know
Yeah look I don't want to waffle on too much about it
That's right I've been 15 minutes
I've had it before you too because look honestly
My fucking three weeks has just been like dude it's just
I cannot talk about like all the shit going on in
Do you do want to get like dude
It's just it's so much it's so much
Like I've got into the point of like these crazy conspiracy theories of like going back before
Pre-Jesus
I want to hear some like some red hot conspiracy because I know you're I know you're I know you love it
I mean look I love the conspiracy dude I'm so cool with I love them
Yeah look I do love me good conspiracy
Okay all right look I'll give you as quick as I can a rundown of what is happening in
Israel
Okay right
Yep from and I'll do my best to make it as as usual as possible but I yeah there's only so much
Yeah okay
There's only so much
Give it to us in in brass tax like the absolute
I'm as in depth as you have to go
With everything that I'm about to say just remember that it's because of the Bible
Yeah okay
So at the end of the day it is because the Bible said something
Yes
So you know if you've heard headlines of how X amount of people dying right and these attacks and this attack it
All because of the Bible okay yep yep yep
That's right
Uh when people are claiming ownership of things
And they say because the Bible said it's like look today's it's 2023 like
It doesn't work the world don't work like that
You know it gets it to say it's your say it's your say my god said
That this is mine then so you need to leave
You never know their god might be right
Oh dude it's just nuts anyway so um there is a place in
Israel is a state it well it's this is the thing it's just a territory it's an area it's a city
It's a walled-off city
called Peltwald's Gaza right in the West Bank that is Palestine
The argument is is that Palestine doesn't exist
This is the whole argument that Palestine doesn't exist because the Bible only said it a couple times
That's like main that's mainly the argument is that Israel owns
The land because the Bible said it was there's before the Palestinians but we're talking
Hundreds thousands of years earlier so a family who have lived there for like 13 generations
Yeah, it's not their land because the Bible said it was it was Jewish land before them
13 generations these people with 15 16 17 generations these people have lived on this land for yeah
And it's their land
17 generation no one outsoans it and this one Palestinian dude's like hey look
Here's my great great great great great great grandfather's grave sort of thing
Yeah, yeah, but this is my grandfather like from nine nine generations ago. Yeah, yeah, this is his grave
You know and and where I live in the same house he grew up in
Right and then
And then a guy from like
fucking Poland or something
Yeah, you know like
Whose grandfather was Jewish
All right and he goes nah he goes
Oh, thanks so much
We look really good story, but
My story has god in it. Yeah, but I was gifted this land for a budget by god, so
You're gonna have to leave bud and then when they go warm up going to
They go oh you sort of don't got a choice
Yeah, and then they bomb the house anyway
Just it's nuts dude
It's nuts but um
Oh, man, that's the law
The law of the jungle so this is it no no this is this is like the thing with
Um it's because it's because this is how Christianity and Catholic Catholic Catholicism yeah, it's a world
But like Vatican sure that thing is fucking retellation is that the the god is law
and
And before the state
This is like way back like old Christianity, so this is the only thing so
I go on because I think I know what you're gonna say but go on before before that was the state
There was literally just like the church and the church controlled
Everything and the the king
would
Follow what the church said he wouldn't follow what you know the state or his counselors or what the the government that he sort of created would say because the government was
Uh what the government was the church and the church would tell him what to do and they'd be like oh well
I've got to listen up because I'm anointed. I am literally chosen by god. So that that's how it works now that that that's why
What's named king Philip king? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I believe it's Philip he was
Anointed by god to yeah to be the king just like
Queen Elizabeth the second was anointed by god. Yeah, yeah, and that's that's how it works that's how like
um
I don't know like old that that's fuck that's just how it's works since the dark ages man. Yeah literally even before the dark ages
Yeah, because they were like
The Jesus must exist and this is what happened and here's this really cool book that says everything that happened
And if we follow these tenants
We will see the kingdom of heaven
And that's how one yeah, yeah, the hardest thing was so linking all of this back to israel right
The thing is is that
Orthodox Jewish do not believe that they belong in that land because they don't believe that Jesus was the Messiah right
And they have promised that land would be coming up the Messiah
So who has not come yet
According to orthodox Jewish belief right, so so for israel to say it's our land because the bible says so
But you're not one of the bible's the Torah but yeah, they're not they're not actually going by that
They're just saying you know, they're reading literally the one power it says the land is gifted to them
Like cherry-pecking information. Yeah, and then they've said with the coming of the Messiah and they've said oh well that was Jesus
And then they read no further
Boy, I don't need to read anymore of this this is this is good
Imagine how like
How's that land?
But this is the thing
Reading like Charlie the chocolate factory and you get to the part where like oh you see all of Charlie's like family just laying in bed
And then he gets a chocolate bar and you're like man, that's a good book
He gets a chocolate bar, yeah, so good
It's good as a guess
Yeah, it's like man, that's he got a chocolate bar in his shitty poor life
And then it's like well, I hope he gets better
I'm his family gets out of bed. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, I hope they don't die from starvation man
I can't just I want to get on a tangent about fucking Charlie's fucking family, but
hang on, hang on, go on
Real quick, real quick, right
Um
The whole thing that like blows my mind is the faith stuff like the faith stuff of all of this is what blows my mind
Like you know that these are shitty people doing shitty things at the end of the day like the current like did you know that the Israelis right is rail people?
Yep
They were protesting for 38 weeks prior to October 7th
October 7th was as a day that shit went down sort of yeah, yeah, okay
Yeah, so October 7th is they're trying to make that out to be like 9/11
That's what israel is trying to do
Right, they want it to be remembered like 9/11
So the they can go killed 2.3 million people, right?
Because that's what that's what America did
Yeah
That 9/11 happened and then they went over to Afghanistan and killed like 3 million people, right? Yeah
No, that's funny. No, actually was it 3 million? I think it was 3. Yeah, holy duals like 2 or 3 million people that they killed over the
Dead rude and then they left and left it in the hands of the tally band and it's like
Yeah, you guys fuck that country man
20 years 20 years they were there and they just fucked it
but um
Yeah
So fuck as I saying
This israeli wants October 7th to be remembered like yeah not 11
It's a bit so they can justify killing all these people and then like this is like it goes down such a rabbit hole because it's like
They're objectively bad people like they are they're actually denying the fact that they're killing the children, right?
Like it was a channel in England a channel 40
Right with this guy I can't remember their names, but it's like
excuse me
Who main israeli idiot who's fucking up there, you know being a fucking idiot
And um he says you know he goes oh, you know, we're seeing images and videos of children being called from rubble and all the sort of shit
He goes you do you know acknowledge that your country is killing children
Hey guys, I do not I do not I don't know yes first of all
You don't know how they were killed
And he goes I mean first of all we don't we don't want to see any innocent child killed
Like you just said first of all how they got
Fair enough you know what I said though maybe he doesn't
Intimately know how they died
But I tell you what he definitely knows that pre-court assumption that god damn rocket fucking when yeah
It's pretty good assumption. Yeah, um when like 60% of the population is under the age of 18
It's pretty good assumption you're killing a lot of children. Yeah
No fucking way 60% of the population is under 18
Holy fuck
Which also means 60% of that population didn't vote for hummus
hummus
hummus that is 40% of the entire population controlling 100% of the votes
That and that was like because that was six oh 17 years ago
Oh 16 years ago something like that
Oh, they got like 2009 or something? I know I do
I should and you know what I've looked at so much information that it is fried my brain
And I've seen so many dead people
And it sucks and I'm just like I'm not braining right now. Yeah, I'm just I'm just vibing
I'm just recording a podcast with my friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And trying to vibe but like it sucks me and the whole guy's like it sucks
That's like
All of that shit sucks real bad, but the rabbit hole right the conspiracy the rabbit hole okay
So there's a lot of linking back to Israeli families that dates back 500 years 800 years
fucking 1500 back to Roman times pre dating Jesus type shit, right yeah and my mum told me this like she's like
she goes like
It's not like I fully believe it but like I mean you never know
Yeah, like you never know
But there's the Rockefellers, which is a very well-known
American family I believe yeah Rockefellers, but there's like a lot of conspiracy that they are American Israeli or American Jewish, right?
Okay, yeah, and then the
Rothman or Rothschild, right, which is an Israeli
Family Jewish, sorry, yeah, they Jewish and then there was oh I come in with the other family
But my mom told me these three families in the bin essentially she was saying that they like had changed their name throughout
over centuries
So it's like these really big influential
fucking
Families that have like influenced most of how our civilization is gone as a whole right most of our world
And what she is telling me is that they
She has
Possibility that all these families are the same family just changing their name for a gentle like
To like control the narrative type yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like they're not the Rothschilds
Like that's just the name with nine of them is for the last 500 years before that that was something else
And then before that there was something else this is this is like
And like in very parallel to like Alex Jones fucking like George Soros and the globalists
Yeah, you know the sort of stuff I forget yeah, and then and then when it comes to religion, right
There's my mom was like, you know
There's who's to say if this one family didn't control the narrative the whole time that the Bible isn't controlled by them, right
And that this is this is what he said right if she goes because she's not Christian or anything
Yes, the Bible Jesus Christ, right, he had a following like that would that's fact like there's no way that you can't say he's had a following like
People have known of him for 2000 years according to books and there's a lot of books that do have been factually like
They did back all the way back to that year yeah, right 2000 years
So it is known Jesus Christ has been known about for 2000 years
But what my mom said is that the Bible created was created by this Jewish family, right
And it was created about a re like rebel leader called Jesus Christ who was Palestinian
It was like
Because he was born in Jerusalem
Which is the land of Palestine and he had to flee as a refugee at the age of two years old to Egypt
Right, I I've learned so much about God and shit. It's so weird
Like that is that is like some fucking wall shit
Dude is a magic conspiracy, right?
Like he's imagine being like
Because okay, so he was a real person but like imagine having your life written out like so you were born
What's what's the name of that like immaculate conception? So you know Mary just had a baby sinless
Sinless sinless baby and then
And then you know three wise men dropped some cool stuff on him
Yeah, and then he grew up to be a carpenter who turned water into wine got captured by the Romans
Got stuck in a cave
was put on a cross and
died for our sins
But in the Israeli version is he was a bad bad man from Palestine and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Because in the Torah the Torah predates the Bible, right? The Torah is pre that's like the Old Testament, right?
Yeah, that's like old shit
So the Old Testament is is is my new in the Torah
I'd have to do I'd have to double check that I don't think I'm like still learning. I'm still learning a lot
That's that's fair and and you know what I'm I want to
We should we should cut it here
Because because it gives it keeps me wanting to know more yeah cool
But I will say this I have seen those torres because I didn't know they were fucking like huge scripts like scripture fucking like
Like scrolls. Yeah, they are dude. I think that's really fucking cool
But like there's only certain I think all of this shit is so cool the thing I don't like is children
People yeah exactly that's it like man. I like this faith in shit
I think it's so cool like I genuinely think it's called a learn about yeah, like it's just what it's nuts that all this shit happened
So long ago and that you know whether it's
True or false whatever like these there are there
It's definitely some fact behind a lot of it
I can't I can never get behind the water to one thing or the fucking like bread and fish thing I could just I just
You know what makes sense to me he was a job being no this will be a simulation and Jesus figuring out a fucking glitch in the
Oh dude you got hacks. Yeah, yeah, I can believe that like you know what I mean like it's just
It's just nuts to think about like I was getting that fucking good. I should think that we could be AI in like a fucking computer simulation is definitely like
Give us like another fucking 20 years
Give us another 20 years of technology and we'll be some fucking
We'll be the Empire for sure like we're getting there. We're so close
It's it's doesn't humanity sort of
Every now then take just logical steps you know what I mean and that's all AI's right and then oh
Right right logical steps right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You know what I mean like so if if you were to look at the chat GPT is like it's literally just predictive text
Yeah, so that it will go in a in no
In sort of semi context it goes I'm gonna make
This word and this word will then have another word coming out like after it and all I've got to do is predict what that
Word should be
And then it does that
For an entire save script right? Yeah, and all it has to do is follow a certain set of like
Contextual
A certain algorithm yeah, and that algorithm sets out well fucking words come out sort of shit
If that is all just logical steps to follow a contextual sort of sample
All we've been given think about this in our life run
We we wake up every day and we go man. I've got a
Wake up get ready for work go to work do my work for can come home
Uh, I don't know shower
Sleep wake up do the same thing again, right?
All of those are just logical steps so that you can continue to do what you want to
To do the things that you need to do to eventually do something you want to do survive
It right and then there's and then there's what you do is like oh, I mean
I'm literally just counting down the days until the weekend so that I can do the stuff that I want to do all the weekend
So that I have to all of that sort of stuff all of these steps every time you wake up
And you do something as a logical step
To get to the next thing that you need to do predictive that is it's all predictive
Because think about this if if you were to make a completely random action
You've you've gone against the contextual sample of what you needed to do to complete that day
And you fucked up the sentence. Yeah, he said the dog went mal
You know, I got it
That's all it is because if if you were to like if you think so much in this world is random like a tornado in Texas
Makes a butterfly flap that swings in Brazil sort of stuff
Yeah, yeah, that that kind of stuff like chaos theory
Super cool if you're dealing with smoke and water and fucking joy
But I tell you what I don't think it really works with general population and how normal life works
You can be raised in a shitty household
Yeah, modern life but even even like just a normal person that if if you get one child that's raised
Raised by the streets sort of stuff if you want to say that like in a fucking pool socioeconomic background
And a kid that's born in a fucking rich house
They're not gonna live the exact same lives they're gonna live different lives
But they will have to make logical steps to do whatever their life is gonna lead them to do yeah
That's that welcome to the welcome to the end of my fucking Ted talks this this is if this if if for all I want to say is
If is israel and palestine have been fighting over the same land for fucking
A bajillion years. It's not fighting like that's this is the big thing just real quick. I want to I want to do want to clear that up so
Israel was given the land by England right? Okay, England did not in the land in 1948
That reached the world war two after world war two
Okay, and this is like this and then there's like Hitler conspiracies and shit like
Like is it not antenna
No, that like he like
Fucking Nazism carried through to Israel type shit
Like fucking Nazi Germans hid with the Jews going to
Israel because like there was like 750,000
Jewish people went migrated to
Palestine and then it was a small minority of that
who were like
very patriotic
white supremacists
And they were the ones who went out and like killed all these Palestinians
in 1948 and forced
All these oh no sorry 750,000 Palestinians
were displaced and it's called the Nakhba
So the Nakhba okay, it's a displacement of the indigenous people of the land right?
Yeah, and that's how Israel became where they are now
And then there was like a bunch of wars between like Jordan and Syria and Iran and
Israel and between Palestine and Israel and like
Like lots of freedom-fighted group movements and Palestine and a shit right?
The West Bank has its own fucking
rebellion rebellion group right and this is the other thing because Israel's wars with Hamas
Hamas yeah
But then they still kill it they killed like 230 people in the West Bank recently, right?
Okay, and they have nothing to do with Gaza
So to explain how it works the West Bank is a
completely under military control region
Right that essentially if you're Israeli you can just go fucking set up a fucking camp event
And like a few of your mates can go over their camp events
And then Israel will pay to have a military outpost built around your camp events
And give you some guns and like you're like all good to go
Right
It's it's in apartheid right like if you know what happened in South Africa
Between the blacks and the whites
So they're like go here we'll give you guns and then
And then you can kill yeah, and then you you settlers like they they're free reign because it's military occupation
Right like they they are legally allowed to kill a Palestinian for absolutely no reason
They don't have to give a single reason right it's military occupation of a certain type of people. Yep
Like is that not nuts?
Is that not nuts?
That one that one type of person is given a gun in an area and said if you
If anything happens use it to defend yourself
No, it's it's not use it to defend yourself. It's use it to like oppress someone
Go go in and create harm
It's a press people man. Yeah, they like there's a few ideas. I'll just who left and have been like coming out and saying like
My first operation was to go into the West Bank and pick an innocent person's house and take them in the middle of the night
And like drive around with them for a few hours and then drop them back home naked
And keep going right and they were like it was and like everyone was like why did you take you know?
They'd be like why take him he was innocent and it was to it was to so fear into all of them that we would just take anyone
We wanted anyway that is some real Nazi shit dude right? We just that
Right learn from history
We can't really repeat itself. Yeah, but inside that
Uh
so like this
Israeli Palestine thing
This is
Obviously not the first time something like this has happened. This is just war. No, no
This is just war over
But it's not even war because it's it's they're not a country they're not a state
They're like literally just an area of people that is rail controls
So you know, I don't think
Like they're they hostages
Hey, you know, I mean it doesn't matter what you label it these of these of these cool that this is war like complex
So like you've got you've got like that sort of shit like there you've got like Ukraine, Russia
Well, we've got Congo
But I've got so much shit
Yeah dude Africa's in a constant state of war
Yeah, Africa sucks. You don't like I knew sit down was pretty bad
Um like Syria's pretty bad Yemen's pretty bad. It's like
Syria hasn't been good since the 80s
When
Yeah, honestly, yeah, probably before they but like the whole um
Soviet
Afghan war that sort of stuff back in the 80s um and then like one more one right really one more one dude
Even before well, well, well, well, well, well, it was it was you know, why is hectic dude
I had this like mad argument with a couple people, right? Yeah, a couple pro is rally, you know
And then it can prove it and we we all got to a point where it was like we all agreed
The entire world's better off with none of us here. We all need to go like literally
Like everyone was just like yeah, I can't disagree with that. I was like
We just we all need to go like we are just destroying the world like in the world would be better with none of us here. They're like yep
Yeah, I love it. That's the agreement is really like you know me people are like you know
Whatever they just look like I've just got to floating here
It's it's it's weird that like
Even in a sort of stalemate of two people saying I'm right they can still agree with
We'll have that we both just agree that we can both be right, but we can both just leave
Yeah, they'll be happy with like if we both just didn't fight over this anymore
It would be better, but if we're here we will fight about this. Oh, yeah, which is so fucking dumb
Yeah, it's so dumb, but I look I'm in a defense force where like if I was called upon to go and do whatever
Like fucking go and you got no trust defend a certain place because Australia's interests
I would do that because that that's my interest as well. Australia is my interest. Yeah, and yeah
and
It's you know, yeah
Anyone can sort of say oh, but American did this and then Australia followed sort of thing. Yeah sure
But like it was within Australia's interests to do certain said thing
I mean you can't say that it was each soldier's interest to fucking go over there and do that sort of shit
No, no individual soldiers interest god knows
I mean most of them like do it for the paycheck
I mean why would like a most people
Patriotism is the little thing in the world anymore in most places other than like America and Israel apparently
Like patriotic. Yeah
Like it is like them or nowhere
You know what actually you say that like and I thought I thought the exact same thing
There is a lot of people in the army
That just love being in the army
That I'm sure and and they're like oh, I don't I wouldn't mind about the paycheck if I got to do this
And it was like this dude fucking digging a pit
Because it's so primal it's so simple. It's like if this was your life
If this was your life is like we're gonna go here with like and you're gonna be kidded up
And it's gonna be you're gonna lift heavy things and then you're gonna dig hole and you're gonna sleep in home
There's the thing like understand the need of worries right? I understand that need I gave it right
Like someone who lifts and picks up heavy things and puts them down
Like
Yeah, I get it I get the idea of being a warrior. It's fucking sick man. I get it
But I yeah, it's just like just innocent people don't know if you're done like women children. They're not
They're not worries. They're not worries. They're not in sauna. They're not in sauna
They don't need to be involved warriors. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
Festified let's go
Our American army should go back to fistfire. You know, there's uh where is it?
There's some conflict happening in the world right now that's the most wild place and they they conflict with mealy weapons
And it is not bladed so it is only blunt instruments. It is I think it's like fucking summer and
like
Tibet or something like that. It's like India and
and
Some country it's dude. It's nuts like the armies actually go to war with each other with like fucking
like cobs and shit and they're just like look we're not gonna we're not gonna shoot you guys don't
Yeah, they will just they will just they're genuine they have a genuine ceasefire with any
Explosive weapons like any guns any like any projectile. No, that is
First of all
No, I'm sure it's India. I think it's like India or Pakistan or something like that. It wouldn't surprise me if it was like like an Asian country. Yeah
Yeah
And it was it's over this like weird fucking mountainous range that you can't do anything with anyway
It's probably Pakistan then
It's probably actually did you hear fucking this is probably like start of
2021 maybe start of 22
Fucking that China was like walking into Pakistan and oh yeah might be China in Pakistan
Yeah, so they just fucking mealy club war they had like a week-long
brawl and
And then and then they're like all right China like someone else media and we're like trying to go back to your side Pakistan
Okay, and then literally just like
Fighting and then they're like oh, stop fighting. He's like okay
I'm sure it's it must be yeah these guys have been out for years
Like years man. Yeah, it's so wild. It's so tiny wild man. I want it. You know, you know what that?
I'm so for I'm so for pro that like if you want to be if you're so patriotic that you would go swing a club at another man
For your country go on
Yeah, go just go fucking hack it out because it like also wants to do the same thing
Like you know, it's it's really you've got to ask yourself are you willing to get as as so uncomfortably and like
intimately close with someone to
To like butcher them. Yeah, you know what I mean to like to to bash them to death because it is so
Incredibly intimate like you were looking into this other person's eyes and beating them to death. Yeah
That is you want to go to that?
Some level of fucking insanity. Yeah, yeah, 100% it is, but you know what these people need to do that because otherwise they bomb civilians
At least then you've got stick exactly go be a nutcase you've got two
Proper soldiers go I get called look hey nothing above the fucking face man
But it's literally just you know they hit each other until one of them stops. Yeah, and then they go well
Imagine if it was civil imagine if it was like I say what I tell you tell you what that is so far
So very civil because imagine imagine fucking you bring fucking guns to it
And they're like oh well we can just get guns that shoot further and then we'll get things that drop
Fucking the bullets that make big bang sort of shit. Yeah, you know
With this it's you can only fight someone that is like they're to fight you
Yeah, you can't accidentally shoot a fucking child you can't accidentally shoot a woman that's that's not supposed to be there
You can't shoot anyone that's not supposed to be there because you've gone
I want to fight you and then the other guy's like okay
Everything has to be the leaders of these countries so you have to be in fighting ready for at any time
Right because you could be challenged
Yeah, not a man like you could be challenged at any time any point in time you could be challenged to a fight to the death
Right a fist fight to the death. Yeah, for your country's honor and if you lose you just straight up lose
Yeah, that's it your dead you lost now. Yeah, you're done
And your policies and everything they go on to the next the next lead
So if the country doesn't like another country, right? They just fight each other
And each time like a new person gets voted in right? Yeah, the country votes this person in we believe he will be he's strong
And he has good policies
Let's get that guy
You know, you have to be smart and you have to be super fucking like strong
And you also have to be
Would that just breed like the only that you would only invest in your own country because you want to be everyone to be
Fighting ready for but also smart enough to know how to run a country
We said this we said this on the course though like I had a really fucking like switched on like funny good section where we were literally talking about it where
this one of our
one of the guys
It's calling
Zane
Because it sounds like my name
Zane had a mate
Who was like on roids and chill other
But he's like he's absolutely jacked up he got booted from the army like a couple of months back because he got caught with roids when he went down
He news yeah, yeah into fucking um he went to the special operations engineer regiment which is like
The the so com unit for oh fucking
Engineers and he went down there got caught and then and got told get out
And we were talking about it and we're like dude like
Wouldn't wouldn't that be exactly what you want you want the most fucking like the strongest fastest like
Killer man to be part of the regiment that is literally sent to go and blow things up and kill people
You want like big strong scary man to
Fight for people who aren't big strong scary men. Yeah
You want you that's that's all you want
And and you look at the you know the state of
Like I cannot actually say
What I want to say right now, but
the current state of the defense force and
If imagine if we had I know from the outside looking in
You know imagine imagine if you will a world where we had
Uh all soldiers around the world all soldiers around the world for any defense force
Absolutely roided up to the tits and they
The there's no longer any need for weapons. No, it's fist fight. It's fist fight. Yeah
So how good
How much against how crazy would that be
How crazy and the thing is is that you would it would just be a team of very highly trained individuals
You know what I mean? Yeah, like just send these guys out there
Like like old dudes, where's your dudes? Yeah
Like at least like it's like fucking
Three kingdoms type S shit
fucking mowing down 1300 people in a single fucking fight
In a single day
1300 people
That's all
I don't think that actually happened
Hey man
A book senate though, so
That you know what all this talk about this sort of stuff like makes me want to read um
Uh the ilyad
Again the ilyad and and the Odyssey because like they're they're like honestly
There's a part in the ilyad where it gets to a point where they're trying to like the it's it's so
painstakingly
Uh in detail what boat and where they came from and who's on it like a whole manifesto
of
Yeah, it's pages long it is so many pages long of this boat came in it as this captain it as these people in it
And you know it gets me thinking now that it was put in at such great detail
You know that like
Maybe all of the sort of events that happened were somewhat real like this. Yeah, this is so many people
Well, yeah, I will be honest like that's that's my thought process with a lot of like
You know it's just great so he witness events at the end of the day
This is the thing with like any like the um
Karan the Torah the bible like all of these teachings through religion and shit
Like the thing that the one thing that I do I will admit that makes me question it is
The fact that it's so many different people's key winners stories, right?
And the fact that the stories haven't actually changed because they can like you know
They can date the age of paper
Yeah, right without actual without fucking science. We can date the age of paper
To see that but yes, while over time the bible has changed within reason
But you can go back and you can go back to when it was created and see that you know
Well, at least that time period
Like it's pretty pretty much still the same. So it's like you know, I mean like within reason
Like I get that there's factual parts to it like I believe
Jesus the man existed
Okay, I believe that he walked on this earth right that Jesus
lived it was a he's name wasn't Jesus
Right Jesus was not his name Jesus Christ. I don't that's like it's because he was fucking Egyptian he was Arab
Jesus in love in Arab name. It was like yeshawar or some shit. Oh yeah
And then again also might not tell me this fucking wild our shit was you know
It's like you don't take god name in vain type thing like Yahweh. Yeah, Yahweh. Yeah apparently. Yeah
Yahweh is it was actually like a breath
Because it's like you say
Jesus Christ's name as you take your first breath right because it's like
Like it's meant to be like a Yahweh you breathe in and breathe out
So your first breath is Jesus's name
And then your last breath you take
Jesus's name right so that's that's the whole like god
That's so weird
Have you ever like
Now thinking about it because we literally mean Kim watch Gray's Anatomy
Oh, I want to just bring this up. I watch his of it. I watch his but I've watched like enough
What's air out the dirty laundry? I mean Kim watch Gray's Anatomy almost every night at least one episode
We'll fucking we'll talk shit
There've been so many like episodes where characters die and you watch you watch them take their final best sort of stuff
like like I think we're in like season
Whatever it's where if I can middle of the game sort of stuff. Yeah
Now thinking about it when a character dies they literally do that whole
Like that like last breath sort of like breathe in breathe out sort of shit
Manual breathing has been activated you now can feel your tongue inside your mouth
Um you know that you are holding like you are manually keeping yourself alive right now. Yeah
Yeah, and the second that you stop breathing but you stop breathing you do
That's it
The time in between breaths is getting longer um
Also the time in between collapse is also getting longer um yeah you never stop clapping
Oh
This is the balls between you
I love that dude
Yeah, no in goes anatomy we hear that same fucking like
Breath in breath out sort of thing and it's it's now listen to it
I'm gonna hear that every fucking time that happens
Like at Jesus was here
And like you know what I mean like there's the reading into this and learning a lot more about it like it's
I'm not saying that I'm changed or anything like that like will not change like not
Fuckin converted. I'm not converted right, but I do want to read I want to read the Torah
I want to read the Quran. I want to read the Bible
I want to read all three just because I'm interested. I'm interested in like all this shit now
This is like you know the main thing of what it is is that
You see all these fucking Palestinians man and you know what none of them are scared of Israel none of them
They all fear God more than they fear Israel, right? Yeah, like a collective
Strength of 2.3 million people to all have the exact same
You know faith
Is nuts?
Like how can you collective like
That would scare the fuck out of any country you know what I mean like 2.3 million people who could collectively say they
All like believe the exact same thing
Yeah, yeah, that's 2.3 million like this is why they say like every one of them is a humust
Terris because every one of them believes in their God
They're so fearful of their God to the point where they would never never betray their God
Yeah
Like of course these countries are scared of that
Yeah, it makes sense. They're God that they're fearful of in their way essentially even though this is the thing right
They're happy for like but most of the people are so fucking
His name of phobia's wild man and then I have experienced racism of being called Arab and shit
There's like a big bushy beard and I'm black
Literally, yeah, I thought a greedy Arab a greedy Arab yeah
Yeah, okay, bud. I'd like do know from New Zealand
And just lately I'm like you can hear my voice dude. Yeah, like nuts man
Yeah, greedy Arab and I was like why would you call me a greedy Arab?
So like you're black with a beard. It's like that's the most racist shit
Buddy take the Ellen walk away
Racist is shit. Yeah
Racism born of ignorance but no one wants to learn anything so it's very easy for people to be like
Oh, I feel this way about a certain person. I'm not gonna learn anymore. I'm just gonna hang on
And I've made up my mind, but I'm not also gonna learn anything else about them
So I can't be I don't have any difference of opinion. I'll be honest. It's very obvious with mainstream media how that like
They want us to fear it like it legit
Like there's all of the interviews of Israeli hostages coming out there blaming Israel, right
Literally blaming Israel because they're like you guys keep bombing like if you stop bombing them, they'd let us go
Yeah, didn't stop bombing them so they couldn't let us go without you killing us
So we had to stay with them like the people being released to like
You know stop trying to kill us
Like trying to kill us at the same time
Like they've already killed heaps of their own hostages
Yeah, it's wild. It's so crazy. Yeah
I just don't get it
well
think about this
another another horrible horrible
time was
Back in China in the 80s as well. Yeah, ten of us were
Yeah, like that's so funny because I'm like man
We're stuck between a rock and a hard place because China basically owns us at this point, right? Yeah, like
You I'm going to be honest to me. It looks like we sold land to China so that we could give it to
US and Israel. That's what it feels like
Because we're still giving them money to money people living in ten cities mean
Did I tell you how like how debt works between countries?
I think that was maybe I think it was that like night that you were like man
It's a talk about this stuff and I was like yeah, man, and then we talked about um the two major corporations or they're not even
that they're called
Vanguard yeah, yeah, they control everything man
Yeah, and that's the other conspiracy that I could just go so deep. Yeah, it's so
Like and you know what after all of this you know all I want to do
What that's one little farm man
Little farm dude and every now and then place in talk of
This is just chill out. Yeah, yeah, like every now and then stream
Yeah, make a little bit of money through streaming
Yeah, I mean like stream like two nights a week or something
Yeah, and like make make that enough money because in Australia you can have a hobby
up to I think it's 18,900 dollars
Is tax-free like you don't have to pay tax on that wait
So if I said my hobby is like I don't know something that's under 18,000
If you do artwork, yeah, and you sell your artwork and you sell up to 18,900 dollars a year like
Through actual your logic, right
That's tax-free you don't pay tax on it like you just get that money. You keep
the money follow tax yeah, yeah, right like in and off like this is the thing like if you're let's say you have
Let's say we stream and we make money from streaming right okay
If I don't need much money to live
I'm going to reinvest all of it back into it continuing to run yeah
Like so that I need to do as little as possible and I'll take as little money as I need and if I only need say
30,000 dollars a year. I'll just take it as Jackie and I
Split down the middle 15 grand each
Yeah, we're in pay tax on
If I live on a farm and I have my dairy care, I'm a fucking
my chooks my garden
My off-grid wood and my fire heaters and solar and I don't have bills and all give it to pay rates and internet, you know
chocolate
Still by chocolate
Hey, okay, we're gonna stop by chocolate. Okay, so
You can do like a hobby because I got a friend who does that so she works a job
But then she has a hobby and she doesn't pay my tax on her hobby because she always keeps it under 18900
Whatever the limit is now it might be different
I'm you know, I'm gonna get into this further outside of the pod
Yeah, because
Where are the outlaw? Yeah, where in an hour? I know I just noticed that we
Have an even spoken about the Taylor Swift news that you're gonna hit me with right now because yeah, guess what it's not good news
That's fine. It's really quite bad for that. That's fine. Oh, well look
We'll just live with it. Um, what are all those music speaking of music Blake what album do we listen to?
This forget I forget the name of it, but it was a Taylor Swift one 19
It's 1989 Taylor's version
From Taylor Swift release
Early this month
Um, I'll hear you with the news real quick first
Hit me with the the Taylor Swift news
I should probably do where it was, but yeah one of her concerts one of her shows
Someone died
Yeah, someone died at one of their concerts shit, that's bad
So people were trying to rush into the concert so they closed all the entries
Which meant that they also closed the exits
And um apparently there was like a heat wave going on in the area
Yeah, and they covered the ground with metal sheeding so
Two things happen people passed out due to heatstroke
Yep, and then they got like second degree burns from the metal on the ground
And one person had a heart attack and died
Yeah, the bear
Yeah, it was pretty bad
That's not a way to start a concert at all
Yeah, I don't think yeah, I don't know exactly what after the show
Holy shit
Yeah, but you remember when they like kicked up a huge stink about Travis Scott
That nothing compared to Taylor Swift
No, because it's Taylor Swift
She's a sweet, she's America sweetheart
She couldn't do anything bad
Never mind the lives she's taken along the way
Fuck it now
Yeah, nuts, right
Jesus Christ
That's horrible
How do you die to Taylor Swift concert?
You fucking get heatstroke
And because you get pumped out and have a heart attack
Like that's horrible fucking like inner
inner heat wave you would try to make things as cool as possible
Okay, I had to wait like
As every festival is pricing or water
Oh yeah, it's water for anyone
$20 bottle of water so shit
Yeah
Disgusting
Of course
Consururism
Capitalism at its finest people
Anyway, Taylor Swift's album
Anyway
1989 by Taylor Swift
We listened to that for a solid three weeks
Almost on repeat, right, right?
Right, you listen to this on repeat
For three weeks, right?
No fucking way
And neither did I
Listen to it like
I think once
At the start three weeks ago, I don't remember how it goes
You being on a bad boy
I did listen to it for about three days
And then
I got really sick of it
And I went back to listen to the sleep token
Yeah, so do I
And then I listened to
Flower boy from
Totally career
Nice
Yeah, which was great
Can I just, I'm just gonna say my peace
Because it's real short
Go
It just sounds like Taylor Swift, man
It just sounds like Taylor Swift
It sounds like Taylor Swift
It's Taylor Swift
Every song is just
Her genre
Which is
Not my thing
Pop
Country pop
With some
Cindy
Yes
Yeah
I just can't do an entire album
I can do a couple songs from time to time
Yeah
And then it's a higher album with Taylor Swift
Who can listen to this?
Honestly and truly
A lot of people apparently
But
Oh no
My wife
Dude, Kim loves it
Kim loves it
Dude, if I was to say
Hey, look
I'll pay you
$20
To listen to Taylor Swift
10 times in a row
And she's like
Oh, I'd do for free
What happens when I get to 20
And I was like
Well, you don't get any extra money
It's like
All right, what happens if I get to 40
You know, it's sort of shit
She would just keep on going with this shit, man
She fucking loves Taylor Swift
She loves Kylie Minogue
She loves fucking Sophie Ellis back
So like all of these
Like and and Madonna
And like like these old
Fucking
Pop stars in she'll add it
She loves them
Taylor Swift is no exception
I'll say this
No, I can't say that
I was about to say
So really
Really mean
No
I know that that will come back
And by the way
And I'll say specifically
It's not worth it
What I was about to say
Would have absolutely bitten me in the ass
So very hard
That's not worth it, no
It isn't it isn't worth it
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the
Happy life going
Like what can I say about Taylor Swift
What can you say
I don't know
Taylor Swift
There
There's
She she didn't write
She did write all of her songs
I'm pretty sure
She had a couple of features on there
There's not like
I know the Kendrick Lamar feature
Where it's like
It feels like
No one really benefited
From that
I don't know of Kendrick Lamar
I think Kendrick Lamar benefited more than she benefited
Yeah look I think Kendrick probably got a bigger payout
And
Yeah
You know I mean he probably was like
Yeah I'll do it bit like
Yeah I'm a milley
I'm gonna need some
Fucking money for this because
Daddy wants a new begutty so
Unless you know what
And this is the thing
This is like all
A Hollywood
High-Life sort of shit
Maybe you never know
They could be
Fucking decent friends
And then that is
And then she's gone
Hey
Cause you know what
She's actually legitimately friends with T-Pain
Like
Taylor Swift and T-Pain
T-Pain's a fucking absolute chat
Dream man
Yeah
And
And I don't know this
They were just like good friends
That's where they made like a song together where
She wraps and he sings
Yeah
And it was like
It's kind of funny it's a mix up
Oh wow
The song itself is pretty average
Except for the cool T-Pain parts
Because T-Pain's fucking a chat
And she can sing
Better than Taylor Swift
Yeah
How funny
No auto tune bit
Like one of the
And the best singers
What
And the music there is man
And it's all because he used auto tune a couple of times
And he's songs that
And it's just like
Yeah I'm the auto tune guy now
What the fuck
Um
Yeah
No
He's
He's always hate
Something good
And turn like one of his
We still see the team Paird
Yeah
We should
Do some research on a good one
Hell yes
I'm down with that
Continue
Yeah
Look
Taylor Swift
Good for those who want to listen to it
Yeah
I mean
It's not that good
It seems
You know I've listened to 1989
Billion of Taylor Swift
Yeah
Not I mean I've listened to the original version of 1989
And I like
Cause I used to drive around with him
Is not the same thing
No
Oh
It isn't
And it's
And
This is where it gets me
From a producer stand point
There are minor differences
With the songs
Because she's had to remake them
Yeah
Which means
That
Like if you listen to
Shake it off
You notice straight away
That the horns at the start
Sound a little bit different
And you're like
Why does it
Why does it kind of sound like that
Doesn't sound right
Because in the radio version
That everyone listens to
Which is
The one that was
Mega produced by a fucking
Like a whole
Even the entire album was mega produced by a holy
But fucking people
Not just Taylor Swift
That was just writing the songs
No
I'm gone now
But this
Version
Sounds
Like it sounds
It's all the exact same songs
It's all the same
Tempos
It's all the same
Key
It she sings
The exact same spots
Where she's supposed to sing
And it's all
It all sounds the way it's
Kind of supposed to sound
As compared to the original
Yeah
It's just a little bit off
It's like
It's like the
The
You get
Cole's brand
And then
You get Wollies brand
Sort of stuff
If that's like
It's because it's
It's so like for like
But you know
You've picked up
Cole's brand
Garlic Bread
When you really wanted
Wollies Garlic Bread
And then
Aldi has better garlic bread
But no one asked Aldi
Right
Yeah
Aldi's good
Aldi has really good garlic bread
Dude
And he's not so much good, shit
It does
And it gets slapped
I reckon it gets slapped
Not nowadays
Like it's getting hit a lot more
But it's still
Yeah because no one can afford
To shop at Cole's and Wollies
Yeah
Fuck
Yeah
$9 for a bag of salad
Leafs
$9
$10
From
Out
From
My
IGA
Yep
$9
From
My IGA
$9 for
Mixed leaf
And it's like
The big bag
Which
It's still light
It's still a bag full of
Fucking air
But it's $9
For some mixed leaf
$2 from IGA
Down the road
Yeah
That'd
That's nice
We do have an IGA down the road
That's actually a really good idea
Yeah
The shop of the IGA did
Fuck Cole's
Well we have
Yeah, IUD is a little bit further than the IGA
I'm not even checking out the IGA
Yeah
Got IGA for snacks
And got IUD for big shop
Yeah
That's what we do
Because it's like basically the same setup
Like IUD is awesome
Yeah
For us
Yeah
I like that
That's a good idea
Um
Because IGA is fucking the family I and two
Just real quick
Yeah, it's independent graces of Australia
Yeah
That's right
Independent
It's not it's not a corporation
Even though it's
It's
It is but it also isn't
I mean you're directly supporting your locals
That's a big thing
Exactly
I know Cole's still
Employees people
But they're fucked
Yes
To me people man
There's too many people in this world
There's too many people
And we all fight over dumb shit
We all get sad
We all fight over fucking crumbs
Yeah
Yeah, that's it
Fucking shit
And microplastics
No
Yeah
Let's get let you know
We'll do next episode
We'll do a full on conspiracy theory episode
Yeah, we already have
Yeah, that's all right
No, I want like deep on like some
Some
Westworld sort of shit
Well, okay
All right
Taylor Swift
I'm
You're right
This version
I don't know one
This version
I'm
Dude, it's not for me
It's a fucking like
It's a two or a three
I don't care
I don't like it
I don't want to listen to it again
I have no interest in going back to this album
Same
Two
At most a three
Out of ten
I give it to one
I give it to one and a half
I'm not going back
No, I'll never listen to the any of these songs
I'm after the first time I listened to them
I knew I would never listen to them again
You know, it's actually gotten to the point
And I love to say this
Is that when it does come on the radio
I'll actively try and turn it off
And then Kim will fight me for it
And I'm like
I don't want to listen to it
And she's like
But I do
And I'm like
But just know
I don't
That's where I'll stop fighting
I'll push once
And then that's it
That's how much I don't want to listen to it
If I really
If it was like a zero
I'll just want to
You're within
Angry Mrs
Yeah, the lesser of two evils
Is listening to Taylor Swift
Yeah, literally
100%
Imagine the hardest things in our life
It's like
Oh, fighting with Mrs.
Or listening to Taylor Swift
I was like
I guess I'll listen to Taylor Swift then
Yeah
Yep
Um
And turn off
Turn off for you
So what do we listen to next week
We'll listen to an absolutely bang up like
And there's a bang up
You'll know them from such films
As Hot Rod
Yeah, too
And
These are like
I'm sorry, it's just real quick, you're really
Yeah, yeah, I sold my copy of Hot Rod
I gave it to a guy
Why would you sell it
At my out of the garage, so
I don't have anything that plays a DVD anyway
So I gave it like he was like
Hot Rod he goes
Oh, I know some of these guys
I was like, you haven't seen it
He's like, no, I was like
You are about
You know
You have changed a lot
Yeah, I was like
Your life is about to change
He's like, what?
It's like your life is absolutely about to change
But this is
One of
If not the best movies of all time
Yeah, it's one of the best movies of all time
And he's like, that good
I was like, select on
Most select on movie in the world
Yep
I was like, it's so fucking good
Best movie I've ever seen
Fucking director's commentary
Best director's commentary of all time
He's like, even that good
I was like, that good man
Yeah
He's like, oh, shit
All right, well
What do you want for it?
I was like, brother, take it
I was like, take it
Take it because you know that
All you've done is change that man's life
And then no monetary reward
Real fucking compensate for that
Nothing, nothing could have paid me more than the payment of knowing
Knowing I've changed that man's life
That's so good
Yeah, man
I'm a fucking love hot rod best movie
Anyway
Yeah
People from that movie
Oh, yeah, yeah
So the people from that movie, Hot Rod
And if you still don't know
They also did a movie called, uh, Don't Stop Never Stopping
I think it was called, wasn't called
Uh, Popstar
Popstar Don't Stop Never Stopping
Never Stop Never Stopping
Sorry
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Um, they're called
The Lonely Island
And the album that we're listening to
Is Turtle Neck and Chain
With such hits like, I just had sex
Um, what?
Shyronny
And Nohomo
Yeah, I'm a mother love it
Yeah, Nohomo
Big
Some absolute bangers in here
Like, if fucking Jack Sparrow is a fucking awesome one
Um, yeah
So it would be, it would be a fucking
I'd call it a 10 out of 10 right now
Already without knowing if anything else
Yeah
If it had um,
Ah, fuck was this
I'm trying to think of the fucking name of the song
It's the, um, spring break
Spring break anthem I think it's called
Oh, yeah
It's so good
It's like
Yeah
If this had sports on it too, man
I'd be real down on listening to sports
But, but look, we definitely got so much fun
We're listening to Turtle Neck and Chain
Uh, dude
Oh, what a banger
What a banger album
I'm really keen
Explicit version, of course
Cause we had posters
Uh, we had
I don't think there is a non-explicit version
We like sports
Oh man, fuck yeah
So I'm just looking at the,
Incredibad
I fucking dig it, man
Um, yeah
It's 2011
So, you know what, I want to say after this
I'm gonna make a guarantee that we're gonna listen to
Um, uh, what was the, oh, shit, man
Um, LMFAO
Oh, yeah
LMFAO
The fucking, uh, sorry for party rocking
That's gonna be coming up soon
I'm ready for party, Brad
BOW
[LAUGHTER]
Ugh, that...
[膨 head shattering]
That and, like, the best tea-pain album.
Those are the next two that we're going to listen to.
We're going to make sure of it.
And we need, honestly, we do need suggestions for, like,
I think something over Christmas, we need,
I don't want to listen to Mariah Carey.
No.
As much as I absolutely love all I want for Christmas is you,
and I want to play that for at least 24 hours continuously.
On a certain day.
But--
Oh, yeah.
Don't get in the lot of it, Christmas day.
But I'm not listening to an entire album of that.
For a week, just one day.
Just one day.
Oh, well, well, anyway.
That's what we'll listen to.
We'll listen to a totally different chain from the lonely
old.
Tell us, we have to poopy--
I can chain.
It's a non-life beer.
There was something that I did want to say about 1989
before we go.
I know that you had your--
It's big poopies.
It's big.
It is.
It's big poopies.
It's big obvious.
So it's a bit of a long paragraph.
But 1989 became Taylor Swift's most commercially successful,
re-recorded album on Spotify.
It posted the highest single day streams globally for an album
in 2023.
And the second highest for an album ever.
Behind Taylor Swift's Midnight's from '22,
accumulating, get this, 176 million streams worldwide
in a fucking day.
Yeah, that's nuts, hey.
Republic records reported global opening week sales
crossing 3.5 million units.
That's physical copies.
It's songs occupied the top six of the Billboard global 200
the same week, making Swift the first artist
to achieve this feat.
Six songs in the top six songs in the global 200.
That is absolutely huge.
Swift broke her own record for the most single day Spotify
streams for an artist.
Broke her own record.
First of all, fuck you, Taylor.
And I don't know what the hell is going on with the Kansas City
chiefs player guy, ConorBris name.
Oh, yeah.
Because of fuck about that.
Football.
Yeah, it is a footballer.
Honestly, who do you get the fuck?
That's all it is.
I'm more worried about the people that she's
fucking letting die at a constant.
That's horrible.
Literally.
And setting up for failure.
Like she's rich enough you don't need to fucking sell water bottles
for so fucking have free water bottles.
Just have free water.
Free water.
Get, you know what?
Is water not, is it so fucking expensive?
It falls from the sky.
You can get like water pods on trucks.
And she'll like that like water trucks for drinkable water,
right?
Yeah, easy.
And you're just, you just line it up at the back of an event.
You get it to literally fill like water stations.
Yeah.
I know that there's going to be thousands and thousands
of people, right?
Have a lot of water stations.
Yes.
To have enough water stations.
Invest in the people that come to see you
because then they won't fucking die or go home and be like,
man, that was a great concert.
But I also have the worst headache.
And I'm sure what up was for time.
Have a great concert, but someone died.
Someone died.
Oh, multiple people died this one.
Because there wasn't enough water.
Oh, there was only a couple of injuries this time.
It was like, no, we have no heat related injuries.
Have no--
No, it's a fucking music concert.
No one should be getting injured at all.
No.
Unless it's like a fucking like a slayer concert
where you've got a mosh pit and people are literally
punching each other in the face.
That's when you go, this is the acceptable risk
of having a wall of death.
You go, it's called a wall of death.
They're going to run at each other at full speed
and punch each other in the face and kick each other.
That's where you go, I might be in control of this wall of death,
but I'm not in control of the people
absolutely beating the shit out of each other
to listen to music, right?
But at a Taylor Swift concert, you can't be like,
man, my music really calls a wall of death.
And people died.
No one's dying at a slayer concert unless you
know fucking super metal.
No one has it, I don't believe.
I don't think--
Yeah.
I think Taylor Swift may have killed more people than slayer.
The band, watch the lead.
I'm a band.
How fucking well does that--
That's fucking weird, man.
I think that should--
Yeah, that should finish.
Let's think about that.
We should wrap it up.
We're rambling.
We should wrap this shit out.
Join the run through it.
I reckon I can do it.
It's been a wall.
Yeah, sure.
All right.
Guys, thank you so much.
[LAUGHTER]
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Other than that, what else we got?
Blake, oh man, join our Discord.
That's what he was going to say.
Join our Discord.
That's what you said.
You said join our Discord, man.
Yeah, that's what I say.
It entered my brain.
Jump into our Discord so that you can play some games with us
and talk some shit.
We're online fucking every night.
I spent nearly two full weeks off of Discord.
And I'm pretty sure you guys were still in here
fucking almost every night, fucking chilling out.
Yeah, man.
Which is nice, yeah.
Yeah, most nights.
There you go.
Jump in, say good day.
We love having a chat.
What else is there?
Blake?
That'll do.
That'll pretty much do it.
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make sure you check him out on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube
so that you can follow--
I'm posting Palestine shit now.
So you can follow his war updates and live like war footage.
Oh, cool.
Cool, knowing.
Literally.
I'm on Telegram fucking group, dude.
Holy shit.
I'm waiting for like fucking Arabic
speaking, fucking people to what's the word?
Oh, like give up dates.
No, to not comprehend.
I'm so tired.
Oh.
I'm text.
Oh, translate.
Translate.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Waiting for English speaking, Arabic speaking people
to dual linguists to fucking translate it also.
I can read it.
Well, it's not--
Google has translate.
Yeah, no, but it's just like using telegram,
it's just I just wait.
See?
OK, fair enough.
Like, it doesn't take that long, but like--
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's where I'm getting the information from.
It is like from the actual people in Gaza.
That's fair.
From the individuals.
It's not, dude.
That either--
fucking life they live, it sucks.
It sucks so bad.
My life does not suck.
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It did.
It is a good song.
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And you can also check me out on Spotify as well.
I've got a couple of bangers on there.
I've actually gotten into the mood of sort of making music.
I started doing a little bit last night.
Yeah.
Same.
Yeah.
Same.
Fucking around the music, Ian?
Yeah.
We should jump back into that.
I think it's a lot of fun.
I agree.
Other than that, I think that's going to pretty much
do it for all of us here at the broadcast.
Yeah.
Make sure you stay and safe out there.
It is the end of men's mental health month.
So I have-- make sure you talk to your mates.
Stay safe.
Keep looking after each other.
And we'll see you next Thursday.
Yes.
Please, just so light.
It is.
I'm so tired.
Oh, I'm ending.
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