The podcast on Haunted Hill will contain spoilers and swearing.
I am the devil and I am here to do the devil's work.
I saw this when I come.
Be one of us.
I didn't tell you my name.
Hang up.
I didn't tell you my name.
No, I didn't.
I'll try to.
Come on.
It is time to keep your opine.
Welcome to the podcast on Haunted Hill, Episode 137.
To have a little think then, just for that split second.
Daniel, I am Gav.
Gav, I am Daniel.
And we will welcome you, audience, whoever you are.
Welcome to the podcast on Haunted Hill.
That was more supposed to be a vampire, but it sounded more Nazi German.
Or Nazi vampire?
Nazi vampire.
We've never seen that in a film, have we?
No, no, no.
Always get the old Nazi zombies.
We do.
Look, everybody, we're back.
It's been a bit of a pause as we've experienced over the last ten years in podcasting.
Sometimes a hiatus.
But we're back, Episode 137.
We are back with a bang.
Apologies.
Apologies for having about two months off, I think it was.
But we're back on schedule now.
We couldn't do it.
Yeah, we couldn't do it because, yeah, as I just said, no interrupts you.
You lost your voice.
So we couldn't do the podcasting.
Well, we could have done, but it wouldn't have been like.
What did I sound like?
It was like the audio version.
It had been the audio version of having the invisible man on the podcast.
Oh, yeah.
What do you, oh, I can't make it.
I don't know.
I can't do this version.
Essentially, dear, sweet listeners, I haven't been very well on and off for 18 months.
Nothing serious, it turns out.
Just a series of unfortunate events, like Lemony Snicket once said.
Meaning that I caught like a bad cough/respiratory thing that meant I was struggling to catch my breath for a couple of months.
And then I got some steroid inhaler, one of those sort of asthma inhaler things, which sort of fixed everything, but also took away my voice because I was pumping steroids down with rope.
So, so it's all that I got better than I lost my voice.
But then I stopped taking the inhaler and now, oh, presto, Bob's your uncle, fan is your aunt.
I sound almost like I used to.
So we're back now.
And we thought, you know what?
Let's fucking record a fucking episode of your facts.
My godfather was a Bob, so I used to call him Uncle Bob, but I never had an aunt.
It's hard to call Aunt Fanny.
Bless my dear Aunt Fanny.
But yeah, we are back again.
I hope you are all well in the world.
Lovely people.
We've missed you and I hope you've missed us.
I hope you haven't missed us.
I thought we used to be sad.
We do enjoy doing the old talking of each other, aren't we?
We do.
You know, it's always good to catch up.
So we don't just talk on the show.
Imagine if the only times we ever spoke was when we recorded.
Occasionally, well, no, because we text, I suppose.
Yeah.
But I mean, actually verbally like with sound, yes.
Occasionally, when we've podcasted close to each other, we would have been able to have done that.
Mm-hmm.
Well, this episode, which you probably know because you clicked on it, this is our invisibility special.
So we're going to be talking about invisible things, and specifically two films, Gavin.
Aren't we?
The original Invisible Man, the Universal movie, "Back and Why" which is just fucking incredible,
and I can't wait to talk about it.
Ninety years old now, that is.
Excellent movie.
I hope it's a real good 100 year fucking anniversary Blu-ray or whatever.
Blu-ray is going to get a good one, isn't it?
And what's the other one we're looking at there?
Oh, hello, man.
We've missed you back on...
Kevin, "Rapey Bacon".
As Dan has called him, "The Bacon Wrap".
Yeah, I do like the "Vacon Sandwich".
Um...
"Pixin Bancets".
Yeah.
So that's what we're covering.
We'll be covering those.
We'll get into those.
What are we covering?
She called him "My Little Pixin Bancets".
Come in, come in, "My Little Pixin Bancets".
Poor old Kevin Bacon.
I love him.
He's a good guy, isn't he?
He's alright.
He's not too bad.
Yeah, so that's what we'll be discussing.
Before we sort of get into news and updates and what we've been watching,
we're not going to go through everything because obviously it's been a couple of months,
but some of the more recent things.
I would say Kevin Bacon, he is quite an ambassador of horror almost a little bit,
like Nicholas Cage in a sense.
I'm just not afraid to do a horror movie.
He's made some good ones.
I really liked...
This is just a lot of echoes.
Yeah, he's just acting.
A lot of echoes.
I enjoy stovacos.
I actually have that on the old collection.
It's quite a two-joker at the end.
It's not too bad because obviously it's about a young lassie.
It's been good.
Well, we'll be discussing Bacon in great detail.
Before we get into what we've been watching recently and all that kind of stuff,
I wanted... we want to dedicate this episode.
We do indeed.
It's difficult to do this, you know, talk about these things,
but anybody in the podcast community knows that we recently,
we recently lost a really good friend of ours, a brother of ours,
Boz.
Yes.
Boz, Wozan is an absolute legend, is a wonderful man.
We had the pleasure of spending a weekend with him,
and we'll update you on how we're doing with the Saints Star Wars Sanctuary Moon in a moment,
but we had the pleasure of spending the weekend with him in the woods, as you do.
And celebrating his birthday.
Celebrating his birthday?
Goodnight with a birthday cake in the pitch black in the middle of the woods.
Well, we wrapped, didn't we?
Yeah.
Just before midnight, and just as we were packing everything away,
it took about an hour to pack everything down.
He brought a cake out and said it's my birthday,
and it was just gone midnight, so we had a slice of cake.
The villea bless her.
Boz, out of her cake.
Yeah.
And we celebrated and we sang Happy Birthday in the middle of the woods.
If anyone would possibly like some sort of like,
are they like sacrificing sheep or something?
What they don't know, but they're cultists singing Happy Birthday,
is one of the cult members.
What's going on?
Some of them are in Stormshoe Prepets.
Yeah, so we will be dedicating this episode to Boz.
Yeah, absolutely.
He, you know, I do count him as a friend.
I met him about 10 years ago, same as you, Gav.
And we got through podcasting.
That's right.
Yes, indeed.
He did the Little Pod of Horrors podcast,
as well as appearing as a guest on numerous podcasts,
both in Legion podcast network and outside.
He was always on Dunkin' McLeish's show,
the podcast Under the Stairs.
Yeah.
And everybody who met him loved him.
There is no question he had something special about him.
Yeah, it's such a positive person.
And like I told you, that story sort of very quickly,
just, you mentioned it, just a bit of a fright,
and I was just in a bit of a sad place mentally a little bit.
And I saw him, and I just don't know what it was.
It's like a little ray of sunshine coming towards me.
And I was like, "Oh, Boz!"
And he was just so happy to see him.
And just because he had that sort of real happiness glow,
a very positive person, just an incredible world person.
You know, he's a sort of person.
You could probably ring up at any point,
and he'd be like, "Oh yeah, I'll be there, don't you worry?"
You know?
Absolutely, you know, and he proved that a million times over
on the Star Wars weekend, because he was a one-man 18,
you know, any time we needed a branch cut down,
or something built, or smoke grenade.
He knew, and he knows how to do everything.
And it's so weird I've never been making a film
when someone's past before the film was finished.
And it's amazing, because Boz actually set up the last scene
at night time, and it looked so good.
It does.
And the film was going to be dedicated to him,
but he was so excited for everyone to see it.
So I'm so gutted that he won't see it, but that is so good to be like,
Boz did that, and people were like, "Man, that looks good!"
I'm like, "That's what Boz did."
You know?
I'm sure most people listening to this podcast know who he is.
And if you don't go and check out his show,
The Little Pod of Horrors, he actually stopped doing it a few years back,
because Boz loved doing anything and everything.
He loved his lightsaber.
He was with the Silver Sabers lightsabering Academy.
He loved, which was like a form of Tai Chi,
and Keep Fit and Lightsabering, or Mixim,
and Fencing, because I think he did some fencing as well.
He was also an ambassador for DDP Yoga,
which is Diamond Dallas Page.
Yes, the WWE WWF wrestler, Diamond Dallas Page.
- Devil's Rejects, isn't that?
- Devil's Rejects as well.
The guy literally lived every single moment to the fullest.
Like I said, everybody who met him loved him.
Like you said, Gav, he was a beacon of positivity.
Every time you saw him or spoke to him,
whether it was online or in person,
he was just nothing but love and positivity.
There was not a negative bone in his body.
We're all very shaken and sad to find out what happened.
And he's gone, but he will absolutely live on through
the fact that he's done a brilliant podcast for a start.
But also, we'll always be talking about him
and the way he sort of lived his life.
And I personally, and I know you, Gav as well,
and many of us will be trying,
be a little bit more boss from now on.
And it's losing somebody like that and making you realize
you should try and appreciate the things you've got,
because you never know what's right in that corner.
So sorry to give him a sad that.
- Very quickly, the way I look at it is we're only kind of
visiting the planet for a little while, like one holiday.
- Indeed.
- And that is it.
We're not here for very long.
And we're here at Amagon.
And I think you kind of need to realize that best that you can
and try and make the best of your life.
I know it's hard to, I've always said this before,
like if you're not in a good job, get out of it.
I know you can't just do that hard.
But try to just do the things that make you happy.
Don't worry about what other people think and want of you.
- Yeah.
What a guy.
What a good friend, what a legend,
both in the podcast community, the horror community.
Frightfest, I mean, God, he was the king of Frightfest, wasn't he?
You know, it was just, it was just an every,
he was involved in so many things.
So this episode definitely dedicated to Boz.
We miss you Boz, we love you Boz.
- And Star Wars Sanctuary Moon.
- So Star Wars Sanctuary Moon will definitely be dedicated.
And I thought it'd go to his family and to his partner,
Livinja, you know, and that's that really.
So just a couple of things to say really, and that was it.
But talking of Star Wars Sanctuary Moon,
we want to make this right for him.
So how is it coming on, Gavin?
Keep us up to date where we are, where we are.
And Boz Deep, right currently,
- Here we go, here we go.
- And we're currently because that would be weird,
because I can't do it at the same time.
But I am pretty much Boz Deep in composing at the moment.
We locked the edit, like we've finally got all the shots,
and we put all the edit together, and we've gone,
that is the edit everybody's gone, yeah, okay cool, okay cool,
okay cool, you know, everyone's had Dale, can you move this,
can you move that or whatever, you know.
And that's all done.
So then I can write the music to the frames
and the edit itself a bit more tighter.
So that's what I'm doing, I've almost written all the music.
I'm kind of stuck at the moment, I've done it early enough,
been having a bit of a blockage with it.
Tomorrow I've got pretty much a day off,
I'm just gonna go straight in all day.
I just got to write the end music for the last thing,
a little bit at St. Cass just before.
But I bounced down all the songs I've been making,
put it to the timeline, and just watch it,
see how all the songs go together,
see how it all fits, and it's just like man,
that's really cool, yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, I'm really proud of everything you and we all achieved
so far on this, you know.
It works very hard that we can.
It can't leave how long it's taken though.
If I didn't have any other work on it,
and it literally could just focus on it,
I could probably do it in not two weeks.
But it's gotta be right now, isn't it?
And now especially because we've gotta make it right for him as well.
Yeah, it's really hard because it's a Star Wars film
and it's horror film, so you've got two very hardcore fan bases
and Star Wars films, production values up the highest of all film productions.
If you look at all films like Christopher Nolan's and all that stuff,
Star Wars could be up there in production.
So we, us, me and me and my bloody little laptop,
have to make it look like, you know, like a fucking blockbuster.
It's looking fantastic so far though.
So.
I'm kind of happy with it.
I haven't got bored of it yet and I've seen it over and over and over and over.
Yeah, same.
Not what? I haven't seen it over and over.
But you've seen some less stages of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Well, that's where we're at with that.
So that's very good.
Couple of months.
Couple of months, we've done.
And obviously, it's been a while since we last sort of, uh, show.
But I've got a couple of things I wanted to talk about that.
I've watched.
Is there anything that springs to my own?
Have you done any cinematrix recently?
No, I am going to do the indie one,
which I know you've going to talk about.
I'll tell you what though, what I enjoyed watching.
I picked up at Carboosa recently.
I picked up the Cannibal Run 1 and the Cannibal Run 2.
Yeah, and Stacking Channel.
Bert Reynolds.
Hi.
Sammy Davis Jr.
I remember as a kid watching it being like, "Eh, they're kind of all right."
That was my bread and butter as a kid.
But they just seemed a bit, I don't know, because it's cars and I don't know.
Something that wasn't, there's a peeling, there's maybe something else.
I don't know what.
Um, what it is, Tom Ronda loved it.
I love the fact that Jackie Chan and Jaws from James Bond films.
In part two, they aren't there.
They're brilliant again.
Yeah.
I love the fact that they're basically just driving an electric car with a sat nav in it.
Yep.
That's essentially just what they're doing.
Like, I'm just kind of floored with doing that.
I do have an invisibility in it.
Jaws, Jaws Richard Kiel is his bodyguard.
But it's Jackie Chan.
So when he's still getting to a bar fight,
you've got a mamish face, that's all.
Yeah.
And you've also got Jackie Chan.
So no one's going to win.
These two walk into a bar, you're doomed.
But I just really love it.
Roger Moore plays Roger Moore.
He's basically playing James Bond.
Like the music is, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then.
It just changes the notes a little bit.
It's the music.
And you're like, "Don't you know who I am?"
Like, "I'm Roger Moore."
And then just getting knocked out.
And Dom Delouise, his laugh is so infectious.
But you've got burnt Reynolds and Dom Delouise in the front,
pretending to drive an ambulance.
And I just get a need to pick up a doctor.
So he picks up this crazy doctor of, like, cross eyes.
He just keeps injecting himself drinking.
"Ah, yeah, that's brilliant.
It's so good."
Yeah, he keeps injecting himself with the morphine.
And he's like, "You want some? No, thanks."
"You want some? No, thanks."
"Oh, I'm just going to have a bit more."
And he gives himself a little bit more.
I kind of really enjoyed it.
"Barra Falsett is absolutely stunning in it as well."
"Aye, it's a barbo."
"Oh, man, the girls in that Bala Lamborghini."
And the second one, I didn't mind as well.
That's okay.
Yeah, the second one's pretty good as well.
You know, I would have even said to at some point
maybe do cannibal run, but it's just, again,
we need to start another podcast, you know.
I know, I know.
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed those.
They aren't, like I said, I grew up on those.
And actually, I was into Bruce Lee.
And some sort of movies like Big Trouble and Little China
and Cannon War and one day my dad said,
"Oh, you know that Jackie Chan does some other movies as well?"
And then I discovered that some other Jackie Chan movies
from the rental store.
And then obviously there was that very big Christmas in the UK
where Channel 4 did Jackie Chan season in the late '80s.
And I recorded about five Jackie Chan films on the TV.
Do you remember that?
Yes, I do remember that.
They did the Meals on Wheels and lots of stuff like that.
Meals on Wheels on Meals, Police Story, Project A,
Dragons Forever and Armor of God.
And man, those movies changed me.
And then I met him.
So...
I know.
When I was watching it, I said to Elijah, I said,
"Dan's Dan's had dinner at lunch of him or whatever."
Yeah, funny.
It's funny to think that, isn't it?
What do you mean?
It's like to explain.
(laughs)
Oh, I'm glad.
I'm glad.
Well, that's good.
Well, you've mentioned, Andy,
I will talk briefly about...
I went to watch it.
I know.
I myself want to go watch it in a couple of weeks.
Indiana Jones and the Dye and of Destiny.
I had the pleasure of watching this only a couple of days ago.
And I had the pleasure of watching this with our good friend,
R.J. McCreedy as well.
Came to visit me and we spent the day together,
went to the cinema,
watched this together, holding hands.
We were very excited.
Felt a bit like I was cheating on you, Gav.
Sorry about that.
And then we went for a man date after.
We had some dinner after as well.
So that was lovely.
But we really enjoyed it.
I do that with Marlco sometimes.
I have a little man that is a cent Marlco.
So it's a bit... I cheat on you a little bit.
That's all right.
Well, you know, we've got a slightly open relationship.
But what can I say?
I really enjoyed it.
And, you know, I think...
The main thing I want to say isn't really about the film.
I enjoyed the film.
It's great.
It's a lot of fun.
Obviously, this is all my opinion.
It's much better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
It's on a par, in my opinion, with Last Crusade.
I love that.
And it's good.
It's good stuff.
It's good fun.
It feels like...
James Mangold, the director, I feel like he's captured that
Spielberg, George Lucas, Richard Donner.
Because there's some Goonies vibes to some of it.
So that feels like...
Every study he's captured that...
Capster feel of that.
Magic from the '80s.
Yeah, it's got a family feel, but a little adventurous family
film type.
And there's like a bit of a golden sheen to it all.
I don't know.
I can't explain it, but when you see this, you'll understand.
It's just got that...
I will report back.
Yeah.
But what I want to say is slightly away from it, but related to it,
is it's really cool at the moment to really diss films.
Before they've even come out, the Flash, I went to see that.
Everybody was like, "Oh, this is going to be the...
It's terrible.
Critics hate it.
It's awful."
I fucking enjoyed it.
It was silly.
Michael Keating is Batman again.
Blah, blah, blah.
Indiana Jones.
This film is awful.
Don't bother going to see it.
It's a one out of ten from me.
And actually, everybody who's seen it, just like the Flash and a bunch
of other movies, has really enjoyed it.
I don't know why the culture has flipped and that it's cool to hate
on movies, or especially big budget movies at the moment.
Marvel is getting everything they do.
People hate.
And I don't know why.
Because, okay, then they've probably never going to reach the
giddy heights of Endgame, and all the movies leading up to that.
But the movies are still fun.
I pay my money to be entertained.
And nine times out of ten, I pick a film that I know is going to
entertain me.
It's a Marvel film.
It's a horror film.
It's an Indiana Jones film.
And I always... I know what I'm going to get.
I don't accept my expectations.
I don't know what people's expectations are, but I just want to say,
stop hating on films, especially before they've even come out.
Just give them a chance.
You know, it's just crazy.
I think it's probably just more to it.
I think it's just that human nature of being able to
enroll people up or just get something going on.
And behind a wall, no one knows who you are.
Exactly.
It's very easy to get that.
And then, they'll get the don't remain familiar,
likes and the comments coming back.
Oh, it's social media.
Everyone's a critic now on social media.
Like you said, everyone's a keyboard warrior.
You know, if you go into the comments section of the review of a film,
it's people...
You think that's good.
You should watch this.
I think it's more than just...
I think it's just...
It's the hot property thing coming out.
It's the ability to target the go for.
It's like the bully in the school playground,
spotting the thing.
And the Indiana Jones is the thing in the playground this time.
They're going for that.
I don't really think it'd be the movie.
I think it's just the culture we live in that day.
So you have to take it as a pinch of salt.
Yeah.
Well, listen, I really enjoyed it.
You enjoyed it.
That's the main thing.
So fuck everyone else.
Yeah, exactly.
And, you know, my wife hates this phrase,
but I borrow this from Matt, who does his show with Kate,
Atonal Sunshine, other nots, who spot this mine.
But Matt quite often says,
"Don't yuck someone's yum."
And I'm going to steal that one because what he's essentially saying there is,
if someone's really enjoying something,
or if somebody had a really good time with a film,
or was enjoying something that they'd really eaten,
or whatever it is, don't say, "Well, I think it's shit."
Because there's no point.
You might say, "Oh, I didn't have the same experience,
but you don't need to really go in on them and say,
"No, no, you're wrong.
You're wrong.
That's a shit film.
That's a shit chocolate bar you're eating."
Just, we all have our own tastes, and we all like what we like.
I like shitty, sharp movies.
You don't, but I think, you don't really,
until you sort of grab it more mature as well,
that you realize that no one gives a fuck what you say.
Yeah.
No.
There's no point.
It's just pissing in the wind.
There's no point.
This conversation is something definitely that Bals would agree with,
I think, because he was, as we said,
he channeled to positivity.
Yeah.
But he wouldn't have got, we were going to be grumpy than he would have been,
because we're too grumpy or bad.
Oh, yeah.
I'm definitely more grumpy than Bals, but I like to think,
I like trying to grab a positive out there all times, most of the time.
Another movie I saw at the cinema,
I didn't get a chance to talk about this when it came out,
because I got ill just after I watched it.
It worked.
Well, actually, when I went to watch it, I feel sorry for the people that were in there,
because I was coughing so much.
But I went to watch Evil Dead Rise,
which I know you weren't a fan of.
No, I'm a contact text and hindsight from Mosh Net.
I didn't mind it.
I don't mind it.
I thought it was really, really good.
I thought it was a brilliant horror film
and I had some of the most intense scenes,
like demonic scenes I've seen in a movie in years,
but was also really captured, that Sam Raimi,
manic camera angles.
There was something about it.
I loved all the characters in it.
It just was, again, it was just, I switched my brain off
and I watched this film.
I just enjoyed it.
Evil Dead Rise, I thought it was brilliant.
Really loved it.
And that got me to thinking,
"I need to catch up on some horror movies that I haven't seen for a while."
And there's a couple that one that inspired me,
that you'd watch who inspired me to watch,
which is freaky with Vince Vaughn.
Hell Vince Vaughn.
Now, this was good, wasn't it?
This freaky movie.
It's pretty good, huh?
Fucking hell.
I watched it.
Alice said now that my wife has got a big crash on Vince Vaughn.
She likes very tall, and I don't know why,
because I'm only five-foot-n-a-half.
She likes very tall, sort of big, manly men.
I don't know why she's married me.
Okay.
So, when I said so, do you want to watch the Vince Vaughn movie?
It's a bit like "Friggy Friday", you know, those body-swapped movies,
but it's like a horror movie as well, like a twist.
I think it's a comedy.
I said, "I don't know much about it, but I know it's like he swaps bodies with a teenage girl."
She was like, "Yeah, Vince Vaughn, get it on, get it on."
So, put it on.
Obviously, it's fucking gory.
It's a real horror movie,
but it's in the same category as Happy Birthday.
So, happy death day to me.
Um, uh, final girls.
Those sort of movies that take something like "Grandhog Day" or one of those sort of concepts,
but they put a horror twist on it.
So, this is essentially vice versa or big, those body-swapped movies, "Friggy Friday",
but instead of just a dad and his son, it's a serial killer,
played by six-foot-five Vince Vaughn.
And don't they do it well, both of them?
And he plays a great teenage girl.
She's like a 17-year-old girl, and it's so fucking good.
He plays a great teenage girl, but when he snogs the guy in the car,
you're like, "Oh, my God, oh, my God."
It's incredible.
It's so funny, but also really gory, and there's not many kills in it, but they are great.
But what's fantastic about it is us horror fans, there's a ton of own margins in it,
whether it's Friday the 13th, whether it's big, there's even a big reference in it
for people who are into that Tom Hanks movie.
I am one of them.
It's just a great film, and it's actually on UK Netflix now.
If you've got Netflix, you can stream it.
"Friggy 2020, Vince Vaughn, it's fucking brilliant."
Really loved it.
And, Garb, I know you watched it with you watched it with one of your kids.
Jay.
Yeah, me and Jason.
Jay liked it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I said to Jay, I said, "Do you want to check out this film?"
I said, "I don't think it'd be that gore or anything.
It'd probably be quite moggs."
Jay kind of likes gore.
Yeah.
Jay's 16 now, you know.
In two years, I can get a fight first with me, which would be weird.
That's mental.
I know.
It really would.
Making me feel old.
Anyway.
And it says it started the first film as like a decapitation or something like that,
and I was just like, "Oh, Jesus, I didn't, okay, it's a big gore,
which is what we're gonna do, isn't it?
It is a bit in, she."
I mean, there's a scene with a circular saw, which made me win a little bit,
and I've seen a lot of horror films.
I did check out movie issues for a reason.
It's not a horror movie, though.
Sarah and I just fanched it on a Saturday night.
It's like, we've been watching some various movies recently,
where we're like, "Oh, that's gonna be pretty good."
And I get to hear that.
Oh, fuck God's sake.
We even watched down that French movie.
Motherfucker.
It's got a pink, black title of pink in pink with a gun on the front cover.
Braise moi?
Oh, I don't think I've seen that.
Fuck me.
It's called Braise moi.
It's fucking me, essentially.
Oh, yes, I've heard of that, yeah.
It's basically porn.
It's just porn.
That's great.
And bad acting.
Shot on, like, just a camcorder.
It's really weird.
Watch that.
But yeah, we've just been watching various movies.
Fuck's that?
All these films are supposed to be caught up in a risky movie,
or whatever, and you watch this.
That's just boring nowadays.
We watched something before.
We know what we're gonna get.
We watched Cliff Hanger with Stillvester Slider.
Yeah.
We rented out on Prime, and you'd watched it recently, because I'm
NBA San on an episode.
Yeah, really enjoyed it.
It's exactly what you expect, really.
But it's also really well done.
You know, it was an action film of it ahead of its time.
Okay, it's speed on a mountain.
It's, or die hard on a mountain.
But it's done really well, and the only scene kind of, like,
changes the whole movie.
If they didn't have that bit where he loses his girl at the end of the scene,
it'd be a different film.
It'd just be a straightforward action film.
But as always, Stallone puts a little bit more...
There's a little something about Stallone's characters,
for the most part, where there's a...
Or he's a bit of backstory in a bit more meat to them, isn't there?
Yeah, there's one scene where he stands.
He looks like John J. Rambo from the movies.
It's like a country house.
He's kind of standing in a checkered, like, shirt and tight jeans
with boots on.
He looks a bit like John J. Rambo, like...
He's a fucking legend, Stallone.
Yeah, but watch that.
But anyway, should we get onto this show?
We shall get onto the show, yes.
I was just going to say, talking to Stallone,
have you seen the trailer for Expendables 4?
No, but I know he's not really going to be in it so much, or...
Oh, no, he's in it a lot, but it looks at the trailer.
Oh, I thought he was actually taking a back seat, and it was like,
the new crew are coming in.
I mean, there's a lot of new people in there, but he's in there as well, so...
Yeah, I will get on that.
Okay, cool, cool.
Oh, yes, let's crack over the show.
So, it's time to get invisible.
Let's get ready, ready, there's queue, ready, ready, there's queue, ready,
get...
Invisible!
So, what I thought we'd do is, before we have our trailer for our first film,
because we're going to do this in order, so we're going to do...
1933 Invisible Man first, but before we get to that...
Do you get kind of...
As a man, because you know what we're like.
Do you get kind of horny just when they're around being naked?
Not a lot all the time, because if you walk into a library of all different ages,
it'd be a bit weird.
But, I mean, if you say, walk into a exotic club with ladies taking their clothes off...
I think you're probably going to get horny, yeah.
But at the same time, like, we'll try to begin an invisible man,
he's freezing cold, he's walking through the snow, he's got nothing on.
Everything's going to rip up.
That shit is going to be small.
We'll get onto his cock in that, at the same.
And your feet are going to be all sort of wet and blistered from the snow.
But yeah, we'll get onto that.
But before we do all of that, before we have our first trailer,
let's talk about this subgenre, because there are a lot of invisible man...
John Carpenter did the old memoirs, didn't he?
He did indeed.
Well, shall we shoot through these very quickly?
We'll talk about only a handful of them.
Well, let's mention them as you should go through them,
let's have a little chitchat.
Well, we might as well start off with one from 2003 straight to video
of the erotic adventures of the invisible man.
What sort of film do you think that is, Gav?
Softcore porn, but a woman just going, like in the entity.
Yeah, basically that's it.
I saw how the entity's effect, have you seen the entity?
Is that in your list by any chance?
No.
Okay, because that's ghost, the subject matters fairly hard for Lon, really.
Yeah.
To ghost rate someone.
I mean, I'm not a woman, but I saw the effects of how they did it,
and it's so impressive, like they've made a cast of her body,
and then underneath it, like, have suction pads on the breast,
so pulling them in so it's like the hands are feeling the body,
because it's such a full-on movie.
It's so incredible, though, it's a fix, though.
It's quite a triggering film, though.
It's...
But I do want to do it, though.
We do definitely need to do it because it's a conversation.
Yeah, we can put that in poof, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was a real list.
Well, there's another one on the list here.
Now, I've never seen this, but the synopsis alone makes me want to watch it.
It's 1960, the amazing, transparent man.
Oh, I was going to watch it in a dinner.
I've had fucking two times.
I've seen this.
A crazy scientist invents an invisibility fact formula.
His fancy use of formula to create an army of invisible zombies.
Holy...
I didn't watch it.
What's the one with Ray Milan?
Oh, no, no.
I think of X-Ray always.
Yeah, the man with the X-Ray always.
Yeah, no.
Obviously, Hollow Man and Hollow Man 2.
We're going to be covering Hollow Man later on this episode.
That's sick of seeing this.
Christian Slater.
He picks the role of...
Takes the place of Kevin Bacon.
So, there's that one, as well.
I would be remiss if I did mention the fact that an invisible man movie
has come out this year called "Fear the Invisible Man."
Now, I was very excited.
When this got announced, because, you know, special effects is 2023.
However, I am the ab currently giving this 3.8.
How can I move 90 years ago?
It looks so good with effects.
I don't know.
We'll get on to that, because those effects are ridiculously good.
So, well, so we got "Invisible Agent."
Now, this is from the "Invisible Man" series.
As in series of films.
"Invisible Man's grandson" uses his formula to spy on Nazi Germany.
This is from 1942.
This is probably the third or fourth movie in the series.
Great.
I love the fact that there is more and more of these.
"Invisible Boy," "Invisible Avenger."
What about this one, Gav?
2015.
"Invisible Center Folds."
Well, that's going to be a shit magazine to buy, isn't it?
It's just blank pages.
"Invisible Center Folds finds a way to winning a coveted Miss February slot that may lie
in a professor's invisibility formula in this erotic fantasy."
I might have to check it out.
I didn't know there were so many invisible porn films.
Yeah, I have.
I mean, too.
Have we just stumbled across the news, a sub-genre of films?
Yeah, crazy.
The "Invisible Kid" from 1988.
I used to rent this one out.
We can probably do a buy podcast, currently, just in, like, a softcore invisible man movies.
We could.
"Invisible Kid" from 1988.
"A nerdy teenage scientist discovers a formula to become invisible and uses it to take revenge
on all those who've wronged him, but also to spy on the girls in the shower room."
Is this in the '80s?
88.
I used to rent this a lot.
Cool.
She's terrible.
Absolutely terrible, really.
Obviously, "The Invisible Man" - absolute classic 1933.
"The Invisible Man" returns from 1940.
Again, we need to mention the movie that came out.
Was it 2020?
"The Invisible Man"?
Or 2021?
Yeah, yeah.
I watched that and prepped for this, actually.
And in the "Invisible Man", I was a bit like, "Uh, watch it for this."
I was a bit like, "Nah, it didn't, it wasn't into it at all this time around."
I'm a big fan of it, but I think it only worked the first time.
Yeah, I think it's going to date itself in a sort of way, I think.
It's very tense, the first time you watch it, because he could be anywhere.
It's not really about the Invisible Man, though.
It's about her, and that's what it's a bit like.
Well, it's a different approach, which is fine to do that, but I want to see the invisible
fucking man.
I can't, because he's invisible.
You can't see him.
Now, there is this Japanese movie that came out in 1957.
It's called "The Invisible Man vs. The Human Fly".
So, basically, they've taken the fly.
See, he's just got a man in a fly costume, just to rest dancing by himself for 40 sequences.
Ruth was serial killer with a peculiar method of stalking, killing his victims, come face-to-face,
with the police officers who are concerned and invisible.
That's so cool!
I love it!
The fact he's a riot.
What can I do while I stalk people?
I fucking, I can turn into a fly.
Is it a human fly, yeah?
A human fly, yeah.
But, like, I'm not human at all, but I've got a big fucking eyes.
I buzz around and shit.
Oh, no, it's a cop.
That's all right.
It's just a cop.
He's going to be scared of me.
I'm like a big fly.
Oh, my God.
Where's he gone?
I can't see him.
You and Nick, mate, where are you?
Where's that coming from?
What a crazier idea.
And it's Japanese, and it's 1957, so it's going to be brilliant.
The Invisible Man's Revenge, another one from 1944.
Abigoste, I meet Frankenstein right at the end of the Abigostello.
I've got a wave from Frankenstein just burning away in the dock.
They're just in the boat rowing away again.
Yeah, we've got a wave and then the thing.
Vincent Price go, "Do you really think so?"
And there's a cigarette being smoked.
Yeah.
I remember that.
I remember the end of that.
I know, they jump in and swim off of his bottom self in the boat.
Yeah.
The Invisible Maniac from 1990.
This is another porno.
I can't believe I thought of it.
An Invisible Scientist escapes from a mental asylum and teaches high school physics to teenage girls.
What?
What is going on?
What?
What happens to her again?
An Invisible Scientist escapes from an asylum and teaches high school physics to teach
young female girls?
Load of things.
You've got to break down, straight away.
Let's go back to his place of work.
What's going on there?
He's invisible.
So he's obviously done what was going on, what's happened in Invisible Man.
We're about to review tonight.
It's already happened and he's invisible.
But he goes to get a job teaching, invisible.
What does he just chalk up on the thing?
This is what we're going to learn today.
And they're just watching some chalk up.
I don't think it's more about just them bending over things and getting roger'd by someone
invisible.
How does he get the job?
I don't know.
I mean, it's 9 to 9 p.m. and I'm primed, so I'll rent it and I'll let you know.
I think this is good for you and I had to get some research here.
Well, should we watch it together?
Could they, can we?
G Wallace starred in Invisible Marm and Invisible Marm 2.
Fuck me.
Straight to video.
All four films by all accounts.
Yes.
3 out of 10 on IMDB.
I'm putting money on it that this small time I'm on this planet, I won't watch them and they
were probably going to be bad.
The Invisible Woman in 1940, an attractive model.
Volunteers as a guinea pig for an invisibility machine.
Why?
She makes her money off of being hot.
Why being invisible?
Are you saying that you've been ugliest?
Are you saying that it's just ugly and beautiful?
I've been ugly and beautiful.
If you've got it, it's wrong tip.
Don't hide it, but invisibility.
Yeah.
But then it's just been, it's a basic, it'd be like torture when you're a really hot naked
woman.
It's like, great, you're really hot.
I can't see you, but you're naked.
Alright, well let's move over to the 80s here.
I have two words for you.
Steve Guttenberg.
Er, what did he do?
The man who wasn't there.
The State Department finds egg-shaped devices with green fluid inside that makes them invisible
if you're drinking it.
I don't know this one.
Steve Guttenberg.
Yeah.
The hairy chest.
There's one for the list.
Talking of comedians becoming invisible, you've already talked about this.
Chevy Chase.
The Aral Hanna.
Sam Neil.
Yeah.
Sam Neil.
What has been invisible?
Mads.
Jock-up.
Yeah, and John Glonta.
Yeah.
I think he is having a pay day.
After a freak accident, the company executive turns completely invisible and then goes on
the run and becomes hunted by the CIA.
Whilst trying to cope with his new reality.
No.
It's just kind of like, it seems to be the wrong people for the jobs.
No offence John Copped or for the movie, but don't know.
And Chevy Chase.
It's, I don't know.
You know.
I don't know what movie it's supposed to be.
It's been a long time since I've seen it.
I just don't know who it's trying to appeal to.
Really.
I don't like Chevy Chase very much, apart from Christmas vacation.
It is.
It was a really weird film to come out.
John Copped and Chevy Chase is not a good combo.
Well, let's stick with John Carpenter because Kurt Russell starred in a film from 1972 back
when he was a Disney kid called Now You See Him, Now You Don't.
He's a very young man.
Chemistry student invents a spray that makes him invisible and the crooks find out about
it and plan to steal it.
It's very fun.
It's on Disney+.
Have you seen it?
Kurt Russell.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
Does he just, if he just does one little spray on his foot, does the restroom hold go?
Do you have to spray all of it?
Justice foot.
So he has to do a whole of him.
And it's quite good effects for 1972.
Now they made three of these films where he played the same character.
He was basically like a really brainy science kid.
In one of them, Kurt Russell becomes the strongest man in the world.
In one of them, he becomes invisible.
That's this one.
And in one of them, he becomes the most intelligent man.
It's called the Computer War Ten issues.
That one, because he's got the brain of a computer.
Good brain of a tennis ball.
I was going to say brain of a tennis shoes, or a tennis ball, whichever you choose.
Yes.
City fun.
If you like things like Bednobs Broomsticks, you'd probably like that.
The Invisible Dead from 1970.
Sounds right.
An evil scientist creates a murderous invisible ape man.
Fucking yes.
Don't know anyone that's in it.
Gets 4.2 on IMDB, but it might be all right.
It's Tor Johnson in it.
No.
Okay.
And neither is...
Who's the guy from Hills of Eyes?
You know, ugly guy.
Don't be like that.
You know what I mean though.
Yeah, if I can...
Idiomatogie.
Michael.
Barrymore.
Yeah.
Not Michael Barrymore.
Barrymore.
Oh, Barrymore.
Fucking hell.
Oh, what?
Okay.
Well, let's scroll down this list.
What else have we got?
We've got Invisible Dad.
Invisible Dad.
That's basically all dads.
Just like, where's Dad?
It's 3.1 on IMDB.
Where's Dad?
I think he's in a toilet again.
We'll skip over that one then.
And we've also got a last one on the list.
Invisible Sue.
Where's Dad?
Could be like a really serious, like, really sad drama.
Where's like, "Mummy, Mummy."
Where's Dad?
He's in the toilet, I've been a shit.
He went to the shop to get some newspapers.
He'll be back soon.
That was two days ago, mother.
Most of these are not very good by all accounts,
but I would say there's probably about a dozen of these,
which are worth your time.
You know what is worth your time there, Gaff?
Me and you.
Me and you, but also a universal film.
Oof.
Whenever we get to talk about a Hammer Horror movie
or a universal horror movie, it's a good time.
And our next one, ladies and gentlemen,
is going to be a 90-year-old film now, as we record this episode.
One of the older of the films were reviewed.
And that is the Invisible Man from 1933.
So, it's directed by the legend himself, James Whale.
It's based on an H.G. Wells novel.
Fucking hell, it's got cruel grains in it.
I am excited already, but let's have a trailer, Gaff.
And when we come back, we will talk about the man that is invisible,
the Invisible Man.
Whoa.
Oh!
[music]
Bandages right up to the top of these days.
All rain with ears.
Flora's worried about breathing.
I had a terrible feeling last night.
I thought he was in desperate trouble.
Middle-than-things meant you'd leave alone.
Look at this nice little clue.
That's where the clues are.
He wasn't leaving anything to chance.
It must be a way back.
[gunshot]
[screaming]
Don't be nervous, doesn't we, babe?
I am going to help!
[screaming]
[gunshot]
If you've only ever left me alone...
It's the stranger with the goggles.
He's gone mad.
[music]
You're crazy to know, why I am an angel.
All right, I'll show you.
[laughing]
Let me be a man for your flurries,
flurries with a pea hold and sleeping from the curtains.
And now you'll shut up right there.
[music]
But why? Why do it with it?
It's a scientific experiment at first.
To do something no other men in the world have done.
Suddenly I'd realize the power I had.
The power to rule.
To make the world corrupt at my feet.
You'll know who the invisible man is, Doctor.
Where is Doctor Griffin?
What's good at concealing it?
I'll come and stay with it.
Let's fight this thing out together.
Holy script, the invisible man is in my house.
This man, he's killed a magic knight.
Believe me, surely as the moon will set and the sun will rise,
I shall kill you tomorrow night.
The secret of invisibility lies there in my books.
Don't you see what it means?
[screaming]
Power.
[screaming]
Power to walk into the gold ports of the nations,
into the secrets of kings, into the holy of holies.
[screaming]
Power to make multitude run, squealing into her,
at the touch of my little invisible finger.
[screaming]
Even the moon's frightened of me.
The whole world's frightened to death.
I lay traps that even an invisible man can't curse.
The existence now, what's the wall?
Help! Help!
He's here! He's here!
[laughing]
Here we go, gathering nuts and be on the cold and frosting morning.
What?
The invisible man from a nineteen, a thirty, a three.
Like the old Universal movies, only an hour and eleven minutes long,
a scientist finds a way of becoming invisible love,
but in doing so he becomes murderously insane.
What a grace, not just murderously insane, not just insane,
but murderously insane, gov, murderously.
Put murderously in front of everything,
became murderously good at baking.
Jesus.
This is directed by James Whale.
We've discussed him once before.
He directed some absolute classics.
I'll just be quickly real off half a dozen.
Frankenstein.
And just very quickly say about the fact that he was gay,
the only reason I was saying that nowadays is because of the day and age that that was.
He was making movies in the 30s.
Very much, probably only in a select little for a few people, I'm sure, new.
So, and been in the industry, you know.
But these things, the films that he made,
I just want to say it before you go and say all the films,
because then you can obviously get a way of knowing that I'll okay these films.
He could inject his...
Nuss into it.
His gayness into it.
His gayness, I suppose, yes.
Because there's some stuff in the Invisible Man, you know.
We'll get into it.
But yeah, so he did Frankenstein.
He did The Old Dark House, which I absolutely love, 1932.
Obviously the Invisible Man.
He did Bride of Frankenstein, which we covered for years back.
He started at The Man in the Iron Mask, the original one from the 30s.
It changed way, it was just a...
He's up there with Terence Fisher when it comes to kind of those old school directors.
We should have a fucking...
We should have an episode of those two verses each other.
Or the best movies, like the best free films or something.
Or six movies each.
Yeah, well, like you say, he was up against it,
making movies in Hollywood in the 30s as a gay guy,
which we now know no one knew at the time really,
and if they do it, it was like you say, Gavin, a very small circle.
And there are some ways he sort of threads that into his...
That's what I'm saying, exactly, yeah.
Definitely.
But yeah, this is a good movie.
This is H.G. Wells as well.
The writer, you know, so you've got...
H.G. Wells, though.
Very, very hesitant about Universal Making his film,
because they previously made a project of his,
and it wasn't what he wanted, really.
So he demanded respect.
That was literally the thing.
I demand respect.
That would have been what he said in a meeting or whatever.
And I think he possibly met, while who...
...what I've been focusing into, let it happen.
Yeah, and he's done some great movies, but not movies, but novels.
Didn't know well.
One of the two.
Well, I think a lot of people liked Well.
He got the job done, and he made Universal Studios a lot of money.
And he changed horror.
He invented it in some ways.
He started horror subgenres.
And Frankenstein, that whole...
...the way he did that made it.
And obviously it was based on a book, but putting that on the screen was just in the 30s.
It's crazy.
Like we've said this movie, it's 90 years old now, not in 33.
The special effects are just as...
...if not better than some movies, obviously.
With the new CGI, we, you know, in 2023, we can see, oh, that's CGI.
Whereas back then, there was no CGI.
So I'm wondering how the fuck they did some of the effects in this, you know?
And it's like, that looked amazing.
That bit looks amazing.
It's just great.
Well, when we go through the scenes, I can guess some of them, but...
Well, no, I can give you the method, because I actually looked up, so I was just not me going, oh.
I know this.
It'd be easy to me just telling you now, rather than getting to another point.
So the parts that were going to be invisible, they were covered in black velvet and filmed.
So like, you know, so you just film in the scene, but the things that could be invisible are just black.
Mm-hmm.
And then filmed it again, but a black velvet background.
So they're just there, but everything else is black.
Right.
And then you can combine them with separate shots, and it's sort of so invisible.
It's a clever...
And then there's some clever tricks with probably string fishing wire, things like that.
The bike looks so good.
The bike looks amazing.
The bike looks really good.
I've got a Blu-ray box set of these, which you can pick up really cheaply, I'll go say, if you're into that sort of thing.
And it looks fantastic.
And Claude Raines is phenomenal in this.
Now, imagine taking this role.
And you're only going to appear in the final scene very briefly.
Well, they really struggled to find the perfect voice for this film.
Because all the people auditioning with like, face people at this point now,
because the talkies have come in for established talkies now.
And they really struggled to find out who could do the grave good voice.
And apparently James Well was in a screening room watching just film, which had just been screened, made by the studio.
And Claude Raines was in it, and it wasn't an American film either, but it's a really, really bad acts of film.
And he was acting really badly, but his voice was great.
And so James Well was like him.
If it was the 80s and 90s, then Claude Raines would be doing like cartoon villains.
You can imagine him recording villains for a cartoon series in the 80s and 90s.
He's got such a great voice for it.
It's hilarious though. This is his American debut.
He is, and talking of hilarious, this film is fucking hilarious sometimes.
It's a very, very lovely joy here, and that's what James Well injected into it.
It's darkly comic, darkly comic at times, you know.
And this is a movie where an invisible man pushes a baby carriage over and laughs.
[laughs]
He's running off like the Joker from the 1960s Batman Laughing Outline, and it's like what is going on?
It's crazy. It's so good.
Actually, he's naked. If you think about it this way, he's naked.
Running down the middle of this hound square.
But he's invisible. It's so good.
It's just such a great movie.
Just the fact that we start off like I said earlier.
What bangs straight into it? It's already happened, and he's fled where it's happened.
And he's, you know, it's not like Dr. Jekyll is the hide where we see him go down under the council
and then come back up with a hand.
Yeah. This is already, like you said, and I like that.
I already like it when it's already established.
And we start off in the snow as well, which, you know, I know you like the snow.
Of course. Very funny, like going back to the remake.
And that's not really about the Invisible Man so much, but the effect it has on a woman
and the domestic abuse and stuff that she suffers from, a relationship and stuff.
And that's really funny because that's not really about a person finding the serum
and ejecting it and that whole thing, like say like the first of a Spider-Man movie.
Do you know what I mean? It's not about that whole thing going on there.
It's just this other bare totally almost like the new Evil Dead Rise movie.
It's not really Evil Dead, it's just off here somewhere.
It's really funny. It's not really that, that's the remake.
But then the original isn't really that either.
It's afterwards. It's in post of that happening and him fleeing, which is such a great idea.
And it's just like straight away you're bang, straight into the action of it.
It's almost like from Dustyll Dawn or something.
Yeah, or it's like we pick up Lethal Weapon 2. They're already established as a couple,
as friends, as partners. We don't need the backstory.
We're in, boom, done. And it's the same as this. We don't need the backstory.
We don't care how he's become invisible. What we care about is he is invisible.
He's on the run. He's traipsing through the snow and we just go,
we just dropped, boom, straight into the middle of this.
Yeah, I love that. The whole, like a village snow, like it's a cold night sort of thing.
This is a great movie. And like I said, I had a new Universal film, so I'm pretty sure.
It's a great movie if you want to just sit there and just chuck on a movie.
And Flora has intended to be Dr. Jack Griffin's intended to be Flora.
Very beautiful, very striking woman. It's obviously in the 30s.
There's a certain look. Played by Gloria Stewart. Do you know who she is?
No.
She went on to end up being in the Titanic. She was the old lady.
Oh, yes, though. In James Cameron's Titanic. I did see this, yeah.
How crazy is that? Yeah.
Started her career off very early on in the 30s and ended up in James Cameron's Titanic.
It's the old version of Kate Winslet. An incredible career.
Incredible. Yeah.
Very beautiful woman as well. Absolutely stunning.
Would you?
I would have done in the 30s if I had a time machine.
What? A war-a-point would you have stopped?
I don't know. I didn't keep track of her.
Okay. I have a little thing and that's the next time.
But I would go down on her Titanic.
Oh, it's bugs ahead!
Whatever that means.
Right. Let's crack on. So, great score. Let's get out of the way.
But then it's a universal movie. Of course it is.
So, Gav, as you said, we start off with a man in a hot and a coat.
His face is covered and he's in the snow and he's heading.
It's like a jello or something.
It is.
He's smashing into a pub. Just bang! Straight in there.
Everyone looks round. Yeah.
And it's full of people drinking and playing darts.
And he just walks in. It's got...
It's just a conversation. I just hear a job.
A conversation as I walk in. It would have thrown me if I'd been the invisible man walking in.
And the conversation's, "Did you hear about Mrs Mason's little willy getting stuck?"
Yeah, I did hear that.
That threw me.
Yeah, but that's James Whale. He's putting in sneaky little things that he can sneak past the Hollywood execs.
But him and his gay friends can have a gigalabai because he's like, well, screw them because they're paying me.
Isn't that brute?
I think it's brilliant. He's a fucking legend.
Yeah, willy getting stuck.
And then the scariest game of darts I've ever seen.
Why is it scary?
I can't remember now, but it was a really...
I think it was just the way it started. It was just like this random nilly, willy.
Spang!
Like, people were really close to the board. Like, there's no safety going on. What's over here?
And he's got goggles on as well. So he's completely covered from head to toe.
Yeah, it looks so good.
Everyone looks at him like, what the f*** is this guy?
It's like a snowstorm outside. Like, all the villages are there. All the guys that live in that village are there.
All the wives at home doing the kids. It's all that old-fashionedness.
The dudes are there getting drunk.
Planned darts.
Trying to fill up the bar made.
Danger darts.
And then someone who should be in the bar is just fucking turned up. Who's this can?
He comes straight up and he goes, "I want a room and a room with a fire and I want it now."
And she says, "Well, I don't think we've got any." He's like, "I think you have."
Get one ready.
Yeah.
Just the way he's just like, "What the..." She's just like, "Okay." And it's just like, he's just like...
It's that sort of thing. Like, anyone else says, almost like...
And now he speaks where a Canadian student, man, has no name, film as a trilogy.
Doesn't speak and stuff, but he commands a presence when he walks in places.
People don't want to fuck because they don't know. It's the unknown entity.
I think this is... Move my marks.
Definitely. Do I fuck with this person?
Or do we not fuck it? Even though he's been a bit cheeky to our bar made, who serves us?
No, she's the landlady. She actually owns the bar, doesn't she?
She takes them upstairs. She says, "Can I take your hat and your coat?"
He says, "No!" "Okay, right, okay."
She brings him some supper.
Yeah.
And she says all...
Her reaction is amazing when he just does something like that.
Oh, no.
Yeah. She's absolutely stunned.
She drops a waffle supper on a tray and then she leaves her and then she's bloody hell.
I forgot the mustard. I better take that back in.
She goes into the room.
Well, he says he planned on staying a while as well. There is a little bit of a conversation.
And he says, "Is there a key to the door? I don't know what I want to be left alone."
And that's when she's like, "Oh, here's a key."
And she goes downstairs and downstairs.
"Is there all these disgusting things that I was about to? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's going on?"
She says, "I don't care. He's a pain customer. That's the main thing."
And then she says, "Oh, bloody, I forgot the mustard. I'm going to take that back up to him."
And don't do that. He could have been a start-baller naked.
Don't just walk straight back. I forgot your mustard.
No woman. Do knock on the door.
Well, she doesn't. What does she see?
Is it in a two-second role when you can pick something very quickly off the floor?
I was like, "No, Jones, two seconds."
Is that the same principle? I left two minutes ago, your room.
I can come back in.
I'm not because it's like I'm already here. Two minutes doesn't mean anything.
I can get a lot done in two minutes.
I could probably be naked and hard.
I could be halfway through a wank.
I could be finished.
Get it all.
Who's your mustard? Who's your mustard?
Who's my mustard?
Well, she pops in back in the room and she is confronted with...
A little glimpse.
He's unbunded to his head and he doesn't seem to have any kind of a mouth.
It looks so good.
I put here effects are insane.
Yeah.
Honestly, on Blu-ray, sometimes you know what it's like.
Especially movies of the '18s when people had fake casts and stuff done and fake arms and whatnot.
Sometimes you see it and you're like, "Ooh, I've done no good on Blu-ray now."
On VHS, it looked fine.
What's good about this as well is that when you see the bandages with the mouth hole and the eye holes,
you can see inside the back of...
Say you're looking in the mouth hole or the eye hole, you can see the back inside of the bandaged head.
It just sells it.
It's this 3D object that's got nothing in it even that's moving around.
She's so good.
Anyway, she is obviously shocked by this.
She leaves the room.
He's very unhappy.
This is where he's sort of crossed and demands.
You know, the store needs a lock on it.
Anyway, next morning, and we cut to Flora, the lady from Titanic, who is the Invisible Man's intended to be.
She is a bit concerned of where her lover is.
She is, and her and her dad are sort of discussing it, you know, do you know where Jack is?
Well, she knows that he went alone.
He won't be alone to do an experiment.
And basically, the poor fella has gone away because he's basically invisible.
So he's like, "I got to fucking sort this shit out.
I've got to find a serum to bring me back to normality because I can't live my life invisible."
Because that would suck.
That would be really weird.
You know.
Yeah, when he does a shit, is this shit invisible?
I think they talk about this.
Could you play like really good tricks and leave it on doorsteps?
It'd be like, "I can smell it, but I can't see it."
Well, I think they talk about this, don't they?
Because he talks about when he eats food.
Yeah, he does, he does.
You can see the food for a while.
And then after a few moments when it's digested and absorbed into his body, then it becomes invisible.
But if he was to eat, let's say I ate a hamburger in front of you and I'm invisible,
probably take about half an hour or so for my body to digest that down and break it down, or probably longer.
What's the answer?
So that hamburger just be floated in the middle of the room, melting away.
Oh, that would be well gross.
And then I don't think...
How could that be for the people learning a minute missing?
I don't know about the poo thing because once it's broken down and you're cells have broken it down
and you put it back down, I don't think it would become visible.
So I think you're right, I think your poo and your wee would be invisible.
But it's forever being invisible.
So you could just do shits everywhere, no one wouldn't have that.
But just like it smells of shit everywhere, but there's nothing.
You just have to get a special shit sniffing dog's trained for invisible shit.
Well, cutting back to Jack, so this is Jack Griffin, played by Claude Rains.
That's what we find out he's the invisible man.
He's on the run, he's... you know, something's happened and he says to himself,
"There must be a way back, a way back."
Yeah, back to the normalities.
Yeah, exactly.
Not back to the future.
Feasibility.
Back to visibility.
He sounds awful.
He shouts at the land lady again and scares him.
And she goes downstairs and says to her...
He's... I know, I think he's, I guess, I guess he's just super, super angry all the time.
Like if he's masturbating, he's angry.
You know, he is just angry all the time.
Where's he masturbating?
Well, I'm just saying, no, whatever he does, which should be pleasurable,
no, look, think of if he's sitting there, it's what he must be, might be a masturbation.
I can't think of him if he has.
Even that, though, is furious and angry.
Because she just says, whatever time, he's just like,
get out of here.
And it's just like, I think he is just so obsessed with...
For the reason she goes in there...
The reason she goes in there is because she says,
you've been here a week now, you haven't paid yet.
Yeah.
He's like, I've told you to not interfere when I'm doing my science.
And he's got all his science stuff set out.
He just, I think he's just so like a tunnel, tunnel vision that he doesn't think the bigger picture.
It's like, you're gonna get thrown out.
You can't continue.
You need to pay them.
And even if you don't want to, you know...
Well, she goes downstairs, landed, and she says to her husband, right?
I've had enough of him.
He's keep swearing and chattering at me.
The husband don't really want to do it.
He's just like, oh...
He's like, he's a bit of a weirdo.
I don't really want to go up there, to be honest.
She's like, you've got to get him out.
I feel, I feel for him.
So he goes up there, and he says, look...
We need you out of here, you know, and he's like, well, let me tell you something.
He basically turned this room into a full-blown fucking laboratory.
Lab-
It is, yeah, there's everything.
Everything's on some burners and everything.
But he says to him, look, what's happened is?
The guys are, what have you done to my room?
Like, what have you done?
He's like, well, let me explain.
I've been in a serious accident, all right?
Okay, that's why I'm wearing all this shit on my face.
There is a cure, but I need to be left alone to work in.
He's like, no, I'm really sorry.
My wife wants you out.
She's the boss.
It's not, it's not that you're not irregular.
Do we know listeners?
And if you Airbnb people, do you rent out your place?
Do you sometimes have people come along and turn them into laboratories and say, I had an accident.
I'm trying to get my way back.
It'd be like, no, no, this is not correct.
This is not normal.
Well, he attacks the landlord and is a man attacks the landlord.
Again, it's not going to help the cause, is it?
He throws them down the stairs and his wife says, right, get the police.
So the cops turn up and they, and a big mob as well as some cops and they all head upstairs.
Yeah.
And he says, leave me alone.
Yeah.
And then they say, right, that's it.
We're going to get it.
Come here.
And he says, right, I'll show you.
And I'll show you exactly what I am.
And he's like, I love this.
So good.
It turns, it takes off the bunches.
And as these are wrapping them, like I say, you can see the inside of the bandage through these effects.
They're 90 years old.
It's just incredible.
And like you said, it is like the Joker laughing away.
And one of them says, he's invisible.
And then he strips off.
He's sort of laughing as he's taking his trousers off.
You country bunkins.
He says things like this.
And then he says, get you know, don't you know, an invisible man can rule the world.
They freak the fuck out.
And then like get the fuck out of it, shut the door and go downstairs.
What are we going to do?
He strangles the cop.
Well, they don't know what to do.
And they're like, but then like we need to go back in there because if he gets the rest of his clothes off, we're never catching him.
And not at any point.
And they're like, what the shit?
What's going on?
I know they don't really question it actually.
They're just like, shit, he's invisible.
They're like, right, he's getting invisible.
Quickly getting like it's something they did last weekend when like some, what's Frank got drunk.
And when upstairs he got invisible.
Well, he runs out the door past them all and he smashes up the pub.
They Benny Hill around the room a little bit first.
Yeah.
Which was a nice easy thing for them to do because they've just got to run around a room or some strings,
and then it's pulled some glasses over and stuff.
You've got to remember, no point, no.
Will you be negative but like, I wish the camera had moved a bit more because then it was just the camera locked off on a tripod for a lot of these shots and in the room, so running around the room, you know.
So good though.
At no point do you go, I wish the camera moved more.
It works.
It almost like stage plays these old universal films.
Well, because yeah, exactly.
It's like because they sell it like they're on stage.
No, steady camps.
There's no, you know, big traffic on the apps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you don't, at any point, be annoyed by that.
You love it.
You're just sitting there watching the whole big scope of like the cabin in the snow and the trees next to it and stuff like that and here walking towards it is.
Yeah, it's nice.
Well, he smashes up the pub like we say, manages to escape.
He jumps outside and then he steals a bicycle.
Invisible, still invisible.
Well, there's naked bear-ass crack on that bike seat.
Yeah, but I've seen, I've been in the car for a long time.
I've driven past a naked cycle race in a cycle race.
I've seen that in Bristol.
London, yeah.
Yeah, that in Bristol.
I was shocked.
Yeah, and yeah, he opens up a window, but he mister X and doesn't he by the window?
Yeah.
He goes a different way.
So, he steals this bike and he starts cycling down to the town square, laughing again like the Joker.
People are sort of like, "What the boy?
How's going on?"
The bike's incredible.
He must be on a track, I think.
It's just so good.
But it looks great, but it's on a track, I think, is the only way they could have done it.
And then he crashes it and he jumps off of it and he kicks a baby's pram over.
He causes mischief.
Yeah.
There's chaos, just chaos everywhere.
And the cop calls back to the station and they're like, "I think you've had a bit too much whiskey, Frank."
I love the fact that a man on a radio, on the radio, it's just so exciting.
There's a disease that's broken out where everyone's panicked about an invisible man, kind of like this mass hysteria where everybody's gone like, "Oh my God, there's an invisible man."
And they've all like caught it.
I like that as an idea.
That is cool.
Yeah.
And what's good is we haven't had to bother with half an hour of him doing the experiment and going, "Eureka, I've achieved it.
It's invisibility. We're just straight into him already trying to cure it."
So we've only got two stories within him now, which is this story we were discussing where he's running around this village naked invisible.
And now we cut back to his colleague, his fiance and his future father and all who were like, "Well, we need to figure this out."
And she's like, "Well, he kept talking about this flower from India that it's a type of dye,
but this dye, this color, it doesn't color things. It drains the color from things."
So it's quite clever.
I'm guessing this is all H.G. Wells.
And then they find the details of this chemical and they start reading about it.
And I think we should probably tell the police about this because it sounds like he's probably invisible and on the run, probably a bit mental as well.
So there's a little bit of stuff going on away from this village as well, which is quite interesting.
So basically his girlfriend is trying to find him.
It's a bit incredible Hulk. Do you know what I mean?
Because he's got this scientist, this guy, this thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then his girlfriend's trying to...
And they're both very angry.
Very angry.
Except thankfully the incredible Hulk wasn't naked because I couldn't have dealt with that giant.
A base.
It could be a really small cook.
That's probably why he's angry.
Don't look at it!
Don't look at me!
It's cold!
Anyway, enough of that.
So later on Jack sneaks into the doctor's house and he hears news reports about the invisible man delusion
like you mentioned on the radio.
And he speaks and explains what's happened to this doctor.
Is it...
I have him with the doctor's name now.
Please answer him. Sit down.
I know the fact he puts a log on the fire.
He doesn't.
He says, "Sit down, Aaron. Knock your brains out."
Does it...
Dr. Kemp or Dr. Cranley?
One of the doctors.
Okay.
So he says, "Some sit down, Aaron. Knock your brains out."
Let me explain what's going on.
So Dr. Dre says, "Nothing you idiot is. Dr. Dre's dead. He's lagged in my basement."
Come on.
Okay. Well anyway, he sits down in this chair and he likes to figure out.
He says, "You'll feel better if you can see me. I need you to fetch me some things. I need you to
to fetch me some bandage, some pajamas, a smoking jacket."
Get me my smoking jacket, bitch.
And he's like, "Okay." He says, "By the way, I'll strangle you if you try and run away so violent. I'll knock your brains in if you don't sit down.
I'll strangle you if you try and run away."
Well, that's anything because there's punch.
Or strangle.
Or strangle. But I mean, I've always... I can't use a weapon at least.
That's good.
You'd see the knife coming out.
How bad it be like if anything you touched was invisible while it was touching it.
Oh shit, yeah.
Well, the chief inspector starts investigating this hoax and says, "There's no evidence at the pub. There's nothing here."
I think...
Just very quickly, just when he's with the guy, he's just like, "I need food and sleep."
But before I have that, we must work. I just say, "Jesus."
Chill out. Like he's literally said, "I need food and sleep."
There's two things for me. If I'm got out and I need that, I'm not going to start experimenting.
And I need pyjamas and I need smoking jacket and I need gloves.
He's smoking jacket pyjamas and some food.
It's a bit of fire and an avenue on that.
And I need some more of these cigarettes, please.
I'm happy just doing that. I don't even smoke, but I will have a couple of fags next to the fire.
Thanks.
Well, it's not to camp, it is, because he sits down with Dr. Gem and he says, "Look, I'm working on an antidote. This is what's happened to this drug.
This drug has made me realize the power that the invisibility can give someone, the things I could achieve."
But he says, "I do need a partner in this. Will you be my partner in this?"
Come on. Basically, he says to him, "What choice do I have?"
He says to him, "You can be my partner in this. If you don't want to be my partner, I'll kill you. But I want you to help me with this."
Also, we're probably going to kill a few people along the way.
Sorry about that.
This is the way it's going to be.
Basically, kind of like a gang, I'm going to make you now be a murderer.
And if you don't, you'll be murdered.
And Dr. Gem's like, "Okay." He says, "Great, go and get your car because I need to go back to the pub and get all my notes."
He does touch his phone, doesn't he?
Oh.
Does he touch the phone?
He doesn't make a phone call, does he?
No.
But he says, "Let's go back to the pub." So they drive back to the village.
Yeah, more cops are turned up as well.
And they're questioning the villagers.
The villagers are going, "Wow, I've seen him running around here. I did!"
The chief is just like, "Fuck off, you lie. It's a hoax. This is a mass hysteria of a hoax."
He's walked into a pub full of drunken old men.
Who have said the leprechauns will come in or something?
Now the glasses will fell off the table. Yeah, I bet they fucking did, Bob.
Did you trip over when you were drunk?
No, no, no, yeah, whatever.
I would be the same though, if you like, you're busy and you're sitting pulled down to the pub for a bunch.
Everyone in a pub reckons that they've seen it in an invisible person.
Like, fuck off. Like, is this, is April Fool's Day, honestly?
Well, Jack's Max sneaks into the room to get his notes.
And he says to the doctor, "Can't wait by the window."
I did think when he's in his dressing gown, smoking, drinking, all that stuff, the benches,
that'll make a great fancy dress costume.
I thought the same thing, and I was thinking, "The next Halloween party I go to, it's either going to be that."
Or, "I still haven't done it yet, but I really want to do Michael in the sheet from Halloween with the glasses over the top."
Well, three and a half years on 50, that sounds ridiculous.
I'll have another fancy dress party.
Great. I'll pick one of those.
Maybe I'll just be the invisible man, but I'll just be naked.
What are you going to be?
Well, either the invisible man in the smoking jacket, bandages and gloves with the cigarette,
or Michael in a sheet with the glasses over me from Halloween.
Oh, yeah.
Because that is a good costume. Simple.
Yeah, simple.
So he says to the doctor, "Can't you go and wait by the window of the pub?"
I'm going to sneak in. I'm going to get my journals and my notes,
and I'll drop them out of the window.
You catch them.
Get back in the car. I'll run back around.
And again, if you run away, I'll catch you and I'll kill you.
I'll just turn up because I'm invisible.
You won't know where I am, and I'll kill you.
So there's no escape.
All right.
So do what I say.
The doctor comes out for a fuck's sake.
I was just having a nice dinner in the evening, and I got this shit going on.
So he drops the books out.
But he then jacked the sides.
Invisible jacked the sides.
We'll smash up the pub.
He beats up the cops.
He gets back in the car, and he says, "Can't drive. Drive your fall."
So that's when in the car.
I love the fact that he says to go into the car.
He's like, "Can you put a towel on your seat?"
Because his bottoms basically get cold.
But then you're like, "You're a shitty arse.
It's going to just be on my seat."
Yeah, but then it's going to be on my towel, Jesus.
It's going to be everywhere.
The whole time, it's just like, "Oh, your balls."
It's just like hanging.
It's just like, "What if it says summertime and they're sticking to your leather?"
He says to Dr. Kemp, "Keep driving.
I killed a stupid policeman.
I smashed his head in, you know?"
That's great, isn't it?
It's so good.
This guy is losing.
It's like the fly.
Any of these scientists, Dr. Jacqueline was trying, as the power has started, they're
losing with this power.
I can do these things.
Well, I love it earlier.
I saw him put it once for some music I did.
But when he says, he did a thousand experiments and then the wonderful day, where he finds
it, and then he's just like, "The drugs I took seem to light up my brain."
What was an experiment turned into a power ego trip.
He's just the way he delivers his words.
It's just like, "I'm so good."
Claude Raines is incredible.
Like I said, all this is like a voice acting role, really.
I'm sure he was doing a lot of the stuff where he had the bandages and all that.
In fact, he's probably doing it all.
But he only appears for the briefly in the very final scene.
It's great that he did it.
Really great.
It's essentially, he's a terrorist.
Yeah, I guess he is.
The scientist terrorist, yeah?
Yeah, so I'll make a good name movie.
The scientist terrorist.
Yeah?
Scientist terrorist.
Do you get a takeout?
Oh, Jesus.
I want you to understand something.
I was in Vietnam.
Okay.
And I can take you guys out.
Hang on a minute.
You ate 25 stone.
Yeah, but I just say, my body double will come in in a moment and take you all up.
That's literally every cigar movie for the last ten years.
I've got a Blu-ray still seeing it say.
Oh, see my jaw.
I put my jaw on my ass.
It says, "Stim cigar movie in here still."
We've got to watch this.
She's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
I'll be watching that one.
Yeah.
I will cue you all.
So, the next day, the headline on the newspapers, "Invisible Man Slays Policemen."
Great.
That's a great headline.
Not one you expect to see.
At what point, oh, because I've got to think where I am to where you are.
I'm a where they go.
I'm the country for like 20 miles.
Well, I'm at the bit now where "Invisible Man Jack" is explaining the rules to Dr. Campbell.
He says to him, "I have to avoid rain.
I have to avoid fog because I can be seen in these situations."
This means it does the whole thing.
The drugs I took seem to lie.
I like my brain.
It explains it all to him.
He talks to him about digesting food.
He says it can be seen, so I need to let digest before I can go out on my missions.
He says to him, "Good night."
And he goes to bed.
That is it.
And then we do cut to the police chief.
And then we basically get a coma country for 20 mile radius.
It's 100 men out tonight.
And tomorrow night there will be 10,000 men.
It's a lot of fucking police when he says that.
Yeah.
And I guess what they do, they probably just get a massive circle and just go basically
like this.
But it's pretty serious because they've got Scotland Yard involved at this point.
Like I say, I think they would be looking at as a terrorist incident.
Well, they say, because it's not just police, that 10,000 people is volunteers and police.
And yeah, you're right.
What they're going to do is, you know, they put the announcement out, lock your doors,
lock your barns, lock your sheds because this guy is invisible and he can get in and hide anywhere.
Yeah, basically everybody don't want to cause alarm, but there's a murderer about in the village.
All right.
What does he look like, Gav?
Oh, that's the other thing.
I don't want to cause a knock-in.
No, I'm kidding.
All I need to know, Gav.
Sorry.
All I need to know is what to look out for.
You said there's a murder right there.
Well, this is the other slight thing with this.
The murderer.
Just a description is what I need.
Well, unfortunately you can't see them. They're invisible.
What the fuck?
So you've got an invisible murderer in the village, but just lock your doors.
Okay.
Unless he's already in.
What does he look like?
So your anxiety levels are fucking going to be at 13.
Yeah, because I've had my back door open all day.
Oh, that's just me on a weekend.
Anyone could come to my back door.
But your anxiety levels would be over the roof.
And you'd be like, oh my God.
Are they sitting here right now next to me watching coronation?
This is why the remake, the 2021 or whichever it was.
That one that came out of the James Wan was, whoever it was.
That one really got to me because there seems to be one's partner.
Yeah.
But whenever there was an empty room and she was in it, you're like,
well, is he in this room?
What the fuck?
Where are we?
Your eyes are looking around.
There's one bit of the kitchen where I saw like a knife move.
Ever since then I was like, oh, fire in the kitchen.
And I said, it's done really well.
It's done really well, I thought.
But anyway, I digress.
So yes.
And he's in bed right now.
He isn't bed.
And there's a radio warning.
You know, anxiety levels through the roof.
Everybody listen.
This is where he grabs the phone now, you see.
So he says, he calls Dr. Kruell in.
He says, look, Jack is here.
He's upstairs asleep, I think, because he's invisible.
I hope he's up there.
And he's like, all right.
Well, look, here's what you like to do.
Just keep him calm, keep him quiet.
You haven't, like, everything's normal.
Just keep going with everything he's telling you to do.
And he's like, okay.
And then he keeps looking around and thinking, is he here?
Can he hear what I'm saying?
I don't know.
It's really paranoid, paranoid, isn't it?
You just don't know.
Is he there?
Is he listening?
Yeah.
And then we get a montage of people out looking around the country.
So I try to catch him feeling around bushes.
Imagine that you're feeling around and you just feel an invisible willy.
Oh, I've got something chief.
Feeling around a bush and finding an invisible willy.
We've all been there.
Kemp calls the cops at this point.
And Jack is suspicious of him.
He says, get some sleep.
You're going to need it when I need your help in the morning.
But Flora, Dr. Crawley arrived.
From the window, an invisible mat and sees Flora.
Not the butter.
He's girlfriend.
He says, I want to see Flora alone.
And then I don't really know if it's a good idea.
And they're like, no, I think this is probably a good idea.
Let her go.
So it is what we're going to do.
We're going to just, you go and see him.
And then when he goes to sleep, we'll claw form him.
We'll knock him out.
Yeah.
Are you going to do that?
He's invisible.
Oh no, if he's under a blanket, you go up, you put ropes.
Time up.
I've done that.
You've thought about this already, haven't you?
No, it just popped in my head then.
Get a bit of bondage on his ears.
Yeah.
When a dog can get out.
Yeah.
So he speaks to Flora alone with her upstairs.
And he says to her, look, I want to be a famous scientist.
He wanted to make money.
He wanted to make money for them to have a nice life.
He basically wasn't an asshole.
I think he might have cased the moaned, might have let down the paper boys' tires on his bike.
He might have pinched her bum while he's invisible when she's cooking in the kitchen.
He probably won't have to be a person, but now he's just super, super angry.
And he's trying to do a good thing.
And he's trying to say to her, and she's at the moment, the only thing that stops that rage.
And she's probably the only person who can talk to him.
And again, this is the incredible hope.
This is similar to that.
Better he was anything that could have a calm, impound.
She says, "My dad, I help you."
He said, "Well, I just need to find a way back.
And anyway, I can."
He does say, "Your dad's a maggot to me, though."
He does.
"Your dad's a maggot to me, but wolf."
He says, "I'm going to sell this formula."
Just trying to help you out there.
You know.
I'm going to sell this formula, and I'm going to become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
He's power-emard, essentially.
That is the power has gone to his head.
The cops show up.
And he actually says, "I shall defeat them."
He goes out and calls a bit of mischief, done.
He pushes a man over a cliff.
He does.
Well, we get to that.
First of all, there's this cool scene where all the cops hold hands, and they surround the
house in a big ring.
They basically say, "We're going to close the ring, tight her and tight her."
Oh.
Around the house until he can't get past.
But he does, of course, push past them.
As he leads, he says to Dr. Kemp, "I shall kill you tomorrow at 10 o'clock."
Mark my words.
"10 o'clock tomorrow night."
I will kill you.
"I will kill you."
"I'll have 10."
He's just got the power to do it.
But then, when it gets to like 8.30, he's sitting there at home going, "I could do it now."
So, I'm just going to have to see him.
Wait, this is what I said, "10."
But then he's expecting me.
He's demonstrating the power that he's got over this, over everyone, right?
Yes.
And it's good for the audience, because it gives us a clock to work on.
Yeah.
He starts messing with those cops holding hands.
He pushes their hats off.
Then he gets past them.
He takes the trousers off of a washing line and puts them on himself.
And then he starts saying, "Here we go, gathering.
That's in me.
That's in me."
He's skipping along in a pair of trousers.
I think he is a little bit skits, I know.
He scares an old lady.
Kemp says, "Dr. Kemp says, "Look, I want to be locked up tonight.
Will you be locked up from my protection?
Please, lock me in a cell so he can't get to me.
He said he's going to kill me at 10 o'clock tonight."
And the cops then, they question Dr. Crawley, and they say, "Look, we'll be honest with you.
We know who this is.
This is Dr. Jack Griffin.
He's my future son-in-law."
Basically, you know, as you've worked out, he's a scientist who is now invisible.
And, yeah, it's all a bit fucked.
So, we probably should help you take this guy down.
So, Jack wanders along, throws some people off a cliff.
It's getting worse.
He's not just kicking babies over in prams.
He's throwing people off cliffs.
He reels a train.
He reels a fucking train, Gav.
He pulls the lever on the tracks.
So, the train gets taken.
It's just full on terrorists.
Can't laugh.
That's a lot of people he's killed.
I know, I know.
You're just laughing away.
He steals some money.
And then he throws it up into the crowd in the street.
There you go, your fools.
I like that.
It's just that it literally just, I lost my, like, want for him to win when he killed a de-routed train full of people.
Yeah.
You don't like him anymore.
And then it's announced, you know, so far we estimate it's killed 120 people.
Because that trained the realm and plus everybody else.
It's around about 100.
It's about fucking hell.
In only about four hours he's killed 120 people.
We need to catch this guy.
So, they come up with his plan.
They get a massive chain in a room.
And see if I can get him in a room and just walk across one room to the other from one side with his chain like a big net.
And to catch him, which is, like, yeah, if you're in a room with the net that fits.
And I guess it's the bit, it's a bit, I just might not work.
Well, they tell Dr. Kemp, basically you're going to be the bait because it's you that he wants to kill at 10 o'clock.
So, you wait here and then when he shows up, which, you know, I'm sure we'll catch him using our net.
But don't worry about it.
It's all good.
We know what we're doing.
And they're going to use a paint.
Where are the copper's going to hide?
Well, they have some paint guns as well, don't they?
Right.
And they put earth on top of the wall like some soil so that if he climbs the wall, they can see it move.
And they also disguised Dr. Kemp as a policeman as well.
So, they've got a lot of ways to kind of like protect him and try and catch.
You can pretend it's not visible man.
And it's like if you took the forters for it out, you could just pretend it's like a paranormal entity or a polo ghost.
That'd be cool, wouldn't it?
I'd love to be a ghost.
No, I would like to be dead.
But, you know, pointing people in fucking chat.
It'd be great.
Go about other people that have bullied you in life.
You could just go back and just fuck them up.
I think I think we need to get on the couch.
Have a little chat.
You know, do you have a few trains?
What?
Sorry?
They managed to smuggle Dr. Kemp out dressed as a policeman and he gets in his car.
And then he sits in the car and in the box that you just hear.
I told you I was going to kill you at 10 o'clock tonight, didn't I?
I thought I was going to skate.
What the fuck?
Okay, cool.
Right, yeah.
We could keep an eye on you, Dr. Kemp, but don't worry about it.
Before 10 o'clock, just go off for a couple of people.
We're just going to be here with everybody focused here, even though he's coming after you.
But don't worry about it.
He can't be with you.
It's fine.
He strangles them.
Just leave him there.
Just leave him there in a circle amongst the police.
While he's strangling him, he says to him, "As promised."
then he drives into a hill, and he just lets the car go over the cliff. Gills him, and then
he sneaks into a barn. The weather changes as well, it starts snowing.
He's fucked and there's footprints. It's two, they say, the cop say, but it's too cold for
him now. He would die of cold. Yeah. One of the farmers says, "There's some breathing in my barn."
"Some what? Some breathing in my barn." You've heard breathing in your barn.
Okay, farmer Giles, but on this occasion, because we are looking for an invisible lamb.
Is that actually a reference to having poopy problems?
"Preathing in my barn." "As a breathing in my barn when I sit down to go to sit down."
"It could be, I don't know. I really know. But so they get, so what do they do?"
"They surround the barn." "They surround the barn, don't they?"
"They set up a fire." "It's pretty dark, really."
"You see we're out of train, they set up the barn."
"A d-rail of train, and then I'm surprised that it didn't rape someone."
"In hindsight, kicking a baby over in a pram is quite fun."
"Yeah, yeah, there's skin there, but that's just a baby trauma, that's not death of multiple people."
"So there's at the barn on the fire, they see the footsteps coming out the barn again."
"It's a good effect." "It's earned being set on fire in such a horrible way, really."
"Yeah, well you kind of escaped, but we see his footsteps."
"Yeah, how's the escape for God's sake?"
"And they shoot in bang, and we see a body hit an invisible body, and again great effect hit the snow."
"Boom." "And there's a hospital dying."
"Yeah, we cut to the final scene, which is they're talking about him, he hasn't got a long left."
"For if you want to go in, you can go and speak to him, he hasn't got a long left. He will become
visible as he dies, so he will get to see him very briefly."
"She goes in, and she sees him, and we finally see Claude Raines just for a few moments."
"And essentially just says, sorry about that."
"This is like what, what would he say?"
"Sorry, I was a bit of a dick when I had philosophy days."
"Well, I mean yeah, but yeah, it's kind of like the way Wales done it is, it's a kind of like
Frankenstein as well, Frankenstein's monster that is. They both didn't want these things to happen
to him, it's experiments, and I didn't want it to happen to him, and they're both just there
living an unwanted life." "It's monsters."
"Yeah, and also there's probably something to be said for feeling unseen or invisible as a gay man
in Hollywood in the early part of last century, so he would have thrown that in there as well."
"So I think it's much squeaky story." "Or made to feel like a monster, because of who you're attracted
to as well. There's a lot of subtext to this if you really want it, but ultimately this is a scientist
corrupted by their power movie, that's what we've got here. There isn't really much redemption
other than the fact he gets to finally see the floor in the last final scene, but he doesn't
deserve her, he doesn't deserve anything, he deserves to die because of what he's done and he does,
and he does die, and that's the end of the video." "He's just the drug of power, I took him,
and he just wanted that fix again." "And there probably is some drug context in this as well,
you know, I'm sure there was a lot of drugs kicking around doing them." "Oh yeah." "But yeah, but this is,
this is one of my, this is in my top three universal films of all time, universal horror films of all
time." "What's your, what's your top three?" "Frankenstein is my number one, then this,
and then probably Bride of Frankenstein." "So all well movies?" "Oh yeah, they are.
I quite like Dracula as well, but I think maybe, maybe Bride is my number three."
"So yeah, you're right, all well." "Yeah, Frankenstein definitely, yeah,
visual man, yeah, first one." "It's Dracula, it's Blue Lagoon, you know." "Oh god, it's
Nate, it's got to be Wolfman." "Yeah, Wolfman's great as well." "Yeah, I got the legacy recently,
the DVD Wolfman legacy, and you can get all of those characters, individual legacy boxers you can
pick up." "Yeah, and it's quite cool, they're just different ones, some of them are not like
Gurginae, but it's just nice to have movies, and I just like, there's not enough werewolf movies,
so we should make an airwolf movie." "Invisible werewolf movie."
"Yeah, I'm still into the ideas." "Adder Cheats." "Podcars, I did, with Sarah, another one released
this one, the one before, where I came, I was like, that's an amazing story. I'm up for that one."
"Which one?" "The woman's been stilped." "Oh, but no one was there." "Yeah, that's good."
"Yeah, well, what we could do is we could make an invisible werewolf movie, and then every time
me transforms into a werewolf, turns into a visible." "Cheat, cheat your costume, yeah, yeah."
"Exactly, and then you just shoot in a room." "There's a werewolf, were there, there wolf, werewolf!"
"Nice knockers!" "Well, that was the Invisible Man from 933, look, this is a phenomenal piece of
filmmaking, it's 90 years old, the effects still hold up, it's hands down the best Invisible Man,
or woman, or kid, or whatever movie, Mom, Dad, don't-" "It's still the best film, and it's
the original, and it's 90 years old people get your fucking eyeballs all over it, this."
"You can watch it for free in a lot of places, or you can go out and spend money to rent it,
or you can buy it or Blu-Ray." "Watch it, watch a high-death copy, it's worth it."
"If you haven't seen this movie, watch this film, honestly, it's a great movie, and it's-
well, Aaron, 10 minutes, Aaron, I love him in it." "And it's funny because it's the universal monsters,
but he's not really supernatural, but he's a scientist, you know, like Dr. Jack almost
died, that kind of thing. I suppose Frankenstein is science as well, so yeah, it's great, it's really
great. Yeah, check it out, oh, talking invisible, who's this, who's just walked in here?
"Hello, Bill, I haven't seen you for ages." "Well, he's not very invisible though, is he?
Oh, right Bill." "Oh no, he's not invisible. What is that? You've got there."
"Is that a birthday cake?" "What's in it though?
You can't tell me because it's- I have to taste it because it's invisible,
not sure about this, but it's in a weird shape." "I'm not in that." "Bill Murray, we have missed you.
You've come here with an invisible birthday cake in the shape of a knob by the looks of it."
"That's just weird, you know, that cream in as well." "Well, while you're here, Bill, I guess it's
probably a good time for you to take us into some word of the strange. Do you want to-
do you want to take it away?" "Really? Yeah, Bill, can you give us the the shits please?"
"No, not that shits." "Hi, welcome back to World of the Strange."
"Wow, welcome off our first round." "This is strange."
"Love it. I love what we've been doing that for many episodes. We don't even know why we do it,
we just do." "Thank you, Bill, for that as always and thank you for your cake. It tastes a bit
salty, I'm not going to lie. I can't see it because it's invisible." "Big, solid, caked Bill."
"Well, I got a couple of stories here and then a very important question at the end to round out
World of the Strange with this episode gap. So, first one is completely unrelated to anything,
to a story, anything on this show anyway, this topic. But here's the headline and then I'll read
through the story with you. "Six people killed by killer bees." "Rutank, right?" "After a bus crashes
into a group of hives in Nicaragua." "How many people died?" "Six." "Whoa, killer bees." "Killer bees."
"Killer bees on the swarm." "Ooh, tah, tah, tah." "Litchess." "The ones we watch in the program today,
they're season three." "It's good program." "I have skipped a few episodes when it's just weird,
like stories of them in costumes and the whole episodes are just kind of weird. I'll skip those ones."
"Panna, so six people, sadly including an eight-year-old girl, died after they were attacked by killer bees
after a bus crash. So, the bus crashed, then they were attacked." "Like of a car incident worldwide,
like with animals mixed in, mixed in like a little cocktail." "Killer bees, it's not going to be many,
where like the cars come off the road, it's just gone into a swarm of killer bees. It's killed people
from that." "Well, about 60 passengers were on board the bus." "You would treat that in the morning
when you went on to get on a bus, hopefully it's not a car crash." "Oh, yeah, that's the first thing you'd
do, hopefully there's not a swarm of killer bees." "So, the bus containing around 60 passengers veered
off the road and crashed into some bushes, into some jungle, just slightly down a bank,
because they're quite a bad crash, it's not off with." "But it unfortunately crashed into a section of
the ravine where they were keeping African honeybees, killer bees." "Is that because their honey is
like really worth loads of money or something?" "It is indeed, but they're also fucking deadly."
"Is it like a drug, a hallucinogen?" "I don't think so." "Okay, there is something like that,
which is one." "Right, that's not good." "So, 45 of the 60 passengers were stunned by these bees."
"Even if you don't die, it's not going to be good." "It really hurts."
"As they crawled out of the bus, so the bus crashed into a loaded jungle, and then as you started to
climb out you hear this, and then suddenly these sort of one-inch long killer bees, each of them,
thousands of them swarm." "Fuck that." "I knew you, I knew you were actually going to be good for
this story. Local people, local village, ran to help the victims, and then a fire department turned
up as well, and staff in the Ministry of Health arrived who knew how to deal with the things.
Apparently there are photos circulating which show some of the survivors covered in some of them up
to hundreds on one person of huge red welts all over their bodies." "What do you do? Put a wall in line
to like, I got one sting in my arse chick to like, fat 12 in my face." "I can't open my eyes."
"Yeah, is that line?" "There's ones that's stung inside of my throat, I'm dying. One's at my arse."
"I'm so high up there, I saw you put that there though, John." "That's fairly high up there."
"It was initially reported that only four people had died after they were stung, but
two more died after being taken to hospital. 14 other people were seriously injured in the incident,
and as I said, 45 of the 60 received stings. There's a four-year boy still in hospital in
serious condition. African honeybees are typically more defensive and quicker to react and chase
people, and they chase people for up to five miles, and like other bees, it'll just chase you for a
few feet. They will chase you down." "Thank you." "What the fucking like tigers?" "They're coming after you."
"Little tiger bees." "About a thousand people have been reported killed in, you know, since
reporting medical history from African honeybees, killer bees." "Okay."
"But yeah, that's the story of the bus that crashed into a jungle, and then realized we haven't just
crashed into the jungle, we crashed through some hives of African killer bees." "Yeah, that's fucked."
"Yeah, there's no sting in that tail, that's all it is." "Yes."
"I've only been stung by a wasp once." "Yeah, I've been stung by a bee." "I know people do get
very fussed by flying insects, I should have unbovmed me, just fucking..." You've got to remember,
they're not interested in you. "No, I just sort of... I just did not have the... "
"Makenham care." "Yeah, especially wasps." "Yeah, whatever, I just did not."
"I actually wasps actually will sting you, you know." "I have the time I have the wasp sort of
land on my hand, I don't go, 'Oh, I was going, okay, cool, you know, if you get a sting me,
sting me, like, fair play.' "I've only been stung once, I'd say." "But generally, it happens,
and then just go off again, because they're like, they're not bothered, they're like, 'Oh,
this is not interesting, off we go.' "Yeah, I don't want humans." "Yeah." "Well, there we go,
well let's move on to some invisibility technology." "Alright, is this up here?
Boson's calling that Bond movie." "This is real." "Well, there's lots of different
technologies out there, but basically I thought we could just have a chat about it.
There's an invisible tank that uses fiber optic cameras to project what's on the other side of it
to the other side, so it looks like, you know, as it's driving past two blue cars,
actually it looks like those two blue cars are on the other side of it, if you're stood at a particular
angle." "The only way I can figure that is that the screens on the cars, and it's filming
the other way, going the other way, and projecting it onto the other side, that's all I can think
is going on, I don't understand it." "There's like tiny millions of, well,
millions of thousands of cameras." "Doing what though?" "Filling what's on one side of the tank."
"So let's say you're driving along, and on the right hand side of you there's two blue cars."
"Yeah." "Well, the tank will film
those cars and then project it onto the left side of the tank." "That's what I was trying,
that's what I'm saying." "Yeah, so that's not, it's not great technology, but it's how they start,
you know, it's what they're thinking about, different ways. So I'm just looking at some different
ways that they're trying to figure out invisibility here, that's one of them.
There's a lot of invisibility cloaks as well, and there is some of them that are quite effective,
and you can YouTube these, it's one that's like, it's just got this reflective, light,
repellent stuff on it, and you put it on, and you can, it's a bit like the predator, you can see
there's someone there, but I guess if you were up in the sky in a helicopter, you wouldn't
see that person, or if you were a bit further away, it's quite clever, some of it." "Futuristic
camo." "Yeah, that's what it is, you know, nothing like we drink, you know, a serum and you go
invisible. There's some really good stuff with shields where they've got these big shields that
are completely reflective, there's a really good one, it's called a quantum stealth cloak,
and it's produced by Canada, and it's just this big square, but if you're stood behind it,
you can't see you, it's really good, but you can see what's, you can see the wall behind you,
but you know what you hear when I don't, I don't know how it works, you know, there's a lot to read
up on it if you wanted to, but they use a bral band and things like that, so we should get them
and do high jinks." "High jinks?" "Yeah, a mischief." "Okay, we can do." "We can film
ourselves in the local park, just being there and going, 'Oh, just talk to people, they'll be
looking around, where's that voice coming from?" "They reckon in about the next 10 years,
we would have cracked something that is close to what you see in films, but my favourite one on the
list, which is quite cool and kind of ties in with time travel, is the time cloak."
"Okay." "So the time cloak basically involves splitting time and speeding up, so the object
you point your device at, you simultaneously speed it up and slow it down at the same time, so that
it doesn't exist, you can't see it in either time, and they're using a time lens to do this,
and it's all been worked on by a college in, I think it's in New York." "So say again,
break it down very quickly, sorry, just quickly, just what are they doing again?" "Yeah, so basically
the length of time of the object is masked by a time so small and minute that there's a long way
to go before we even see it, so you're basically slowing down and speeding up an object or the
atoms of an object at the same time." "Well, that's essentially what a space I was never
can't see from millions years ago, we can still see it and billions years ago." "This is more
theoretical at this moment, they're thinking about it, but essentially what the main way that they
can do things with invisible stuff is by bending lights, using mirrors, fiber optics and cameras,
different materials." "I really hope, I don't know if we will because I still think this whole
things and simulation, I still think, I still think, but I really, I love it though in our
lifetime, I don't think anyone will ever do it, but we see a break for the most craziest thing."
"Do you know what I mean, the most craziest thing people learn to fly." "What was that thing?"
"Humans learn to fly, humans learn to go invisible, that sort of thing." "Humin's learn to fly,
what, with the backpacks?" "Just they can just fly, I don't know, they learn to never take
them for their minds, I don't know, but we see like saying that the crazy shit, you know,
what about if like a guy like a..." "But it would break it, it would break normality and that's not
the plan of the simulation, I think, it's just just sort of carry on." "What about if a guy meets with
a giant American eagle and the eagle has an egg and it hatches out and it's a baby with wings and
then that, do you think that can... Where does this come from?" "Oh, you said the crazy thing."
"It's spontaneous, or is this at night time when you can't sleep?"
"No, no, this is, this is like what you're thinking about, not telling you."
"Think about fucking an eagle, actually." "I think about what, what if I could have a little
myself with a little, coming out of her egg?" "Mose a little baby, a bit boy out of an egg,
a little baby Dan Eagle." "I like, oh he's got a little wings, like a little clawed feet."
"I'm Dan, yeah." "Editing Eagle." "Give me a worm."
"Um, yeah, what about that, what do you think about that, that's pretty crazy."
"Editing Eagle." "Yeah, that's what you're calling it."
"I don't know what, I don't know what even I was talking about, I was just going to be
completely derailed by a little egg man, egg hawk you thing." "Give us a worm."
"It's just really disturbing, I'm going to have a night last night, what, what, where, I don't know
what we're talking about." "Well, we're talking about visibility, but the last thing then,
because this is sort of strange, and um, is if you could be invisible for a day, go,
what would you do?" "When, when this occur, I've got a period of exactly 24 hours."
"You've got 24 hours." "When this occurs, do I have a choice of when I can say I'm ready?"
"Yeah, yeah, so I'll say right, when I'm ready, when you're ready, I'm going to inject you with this."
"But you, so you have to come with me, we're going to have to get on a plane, I want to go to area 51."
"Fuck it, oh, that means I've got to be invisible as well then."
"Me and you, we're going a little adventure into area 51 and see what actually is going on."
"I like you thinking that." "Do you like that?"
"That's what we should do, we'd fly over to Arizona, get off the plane, get up near where,
how cool loads the gates are in there, but do you reckon they've got some mad sensors that are going
to still see us?" "They'd be an alien in their local jet." "There's going to be heat sensors."
"There'd be an alien in there called Jeff and he'd be like, 'Ah, guys, just to let you know there's
two invisible humans that have just walked in all right.' That's the thing though, it's still,
I can see them, but then again, they can't do anything, they can't, we're not actually there
when they come into the room, so we're still going to get away with it hopefully, but... "That'll see us."
"The predator, heat vision, do you know what I mean?" "Then what if they put us in there
'cause so we're valiant?" "That's the thing actually, the real thing is, you could see an invisible person
like the predator because that heat vision is real, you know, at least you'd be able to have it."
"That's what I'm saying, it's the opposite." "That's what I'm saying, it's the opposite."
"A heat signature, yeah." "Fuck." "Yeah." "Turn around."
"So it is flawed unfortunately." "Yeah, it is. What you need to do is wear a suit,
have a suit that not only makes you visible but also calls your body temperature down so that you
don't have a body temperature, you're cool. That's where you need to be doing, isn't it?"
"I think if I was invisible for the day, I think I'd probably, first things, go to a bank and steal
a load of money, but you know, it's a bank, it's gonna be insured, no one's gonna be harmed,
I'm literally just gonna sneakily take, they're gonna see bags though going through like floating
through the air so I'd have to do maybe night time, I don't know."
"But I would probably steal some money which didn't harm anybody which was insured and people got
it back, enough just to live on. Then I'll be like, right, I could have do some mischief,
where I could just go around just doing calls for mischief or all I'd say, area 51 type of thing.
I don't really want to be a hero, right? I'm gonna go and film some politicians doing
strange politicians stuff that I do." "I don't, Gav, Gav's quote too much." "I don't really want to be
a hero, I don't want to be a hero." "Even though Nana Graham of my name is for Jona Hero."
"I think that's incredible and I think that's the only reason I've been friends with you as long as I
have." "And I think not enough people know that." "For Jona Hero, everybody?" "It's the only
Nana Graham that comes out of my name." "And he is, he is as well, I can confirm he is." "How can you
confirm this?" "I've been told." "Have you now?" "Oh yeah, I've been sent some uh, anyway um,
uh, right, uh, yes, you'd either rob a bank or go rank calls in mischief." "No, I would rob a bank."
"But number one, is area 51?" "I think rob a bank and then say, area 51 because then I could get
the money, quit its fly over to area 51 actually." "Hmm, okay." "But there'll be invisible one fly
over, so I'd be a bit weird." "And doesn't it?" "Yeah." "Strange." "World of the strange?" "Yeah."
"Well I like that, I like that very much and I think that's probably what I'd do is, well, I can't
think of anything better than that really, other than you know, if I was, if I was me when I was 12,
of course, I'd sneak around the girl's locker room at school, but um, it's 2023 and I'm a 45 year old dad.
I wouldn't be doing any of that now, so there's nothing more I would do than steal money."
"Yeah, uh, I'd steal if I was invisible." "I don't even think, I don't even think the love
first thing you do is man go, 'Oh great, yeah, I'm gonna go look at something, I'm getting naked.'
Like, because, because the internet I can do that online." "I had this conversation,
it's saying, she's like, 'Well yeah, but that's because you're you,' because I said, 'I wouldn't do
that,' and she's like, 'That's you, you.' But like, many men would, and I was like, 'I guess they
would, but at the same time it's kind of been like, it's still, you know what you're doing,
it's still like really like creepy and dark and weird." "I think I would like to spy, maybe, on
people, I don't know what, you know, maybe I would like to find out what, like for example, my work
colleagues might think of me or, or my sport, that's a really negative boring thing to do
with your invisibility powers, isn't it?" "I'm gonna go to Brian's house and see if he's talking about
me." "But what else would you do, you know, it's not." "What else would you do, you're invisible?"
"He can do anything you want." "I think, I do know what I honestly think I do, I just think I'd
pretend to be a ghost, I'd literally fuck people up by scaring them, by flipping things out of like,
I'd go in a shop and knock loads of stuff over and be like, and then like run out of the shop and then,
you know, I don't know, I'd have someone." "There isn't a lot you can do, I'm just thinking about,
there isn't a lot you can do, really." "But people, people would pull out their camera phone and be like,
'That footage would go online and when you were invisible the next day you'd be like, 'Do you
know what I would probably do, if it was an invisibility which lasted quite a long time,
I'd probably start up my own production companies or stunt, like a stunt company and be like,
'You can hire me for your ghost movies and I could just move shit all around.'
"Or we could shoot a short film in 24 hours." "If I said to you, right next month we're going to do
this, you could buy a screen out of it, though, a green screen out of it and do that, you know?"
"I know, but this would be good, it would be very good." "Anyway,
well that's that, that's invisibility, Bill what would you do?"
"Right, well thankfully the listeners can't hear you." "I don't think they should hear that,
you are cancelled my friend." "Jesus Christ, well you better take us out of here and take
that out of here as well please, thank you very much, take it." "It's saying,
it's like re-enacting that dandak coin scene in ghostbusters but I don't know."
"Right, anyway, the ghost one, you know, blimey, right, um, let's get out of here."
"That's all the time we've got for this week, I'm where it was." "Strange."
"Next week though, Amy Eyron, hairless pets." "Weird."
"Good morning sir, good morning Ed, your team's in early today, something special going on,
sorry Ed, you know the rules." "If we're gonna move forward, this is the next logical step."
"I'm ready for you." "Are you sure?" "That's it, there goes nothing."
"Subashion, are you in here?"
"So what's it like being a ghost?" "Ghost or dead, I'm very much alive."
"The question is, what would you do if you knew you couldn't be seen?"
"You trust your eyes."
"You rely on your senses." "The best of you is not funny."
"You think you're alone?" "Why did you have to go out and public?"
"You have no idea what it's like." "The power of it, the freedom."
"It's amazing what you can do, you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore."
"Okay Sebastian, fun's over, tell us where you are." "Sorry Linda, you'll never be sure again."
"He could be here, could be anywhere." "There's more to fear than you can see."
"You have no idea how much fun this is."
"Hello mum, from the year 2000."
"It sounds really futuristic when you say that." "To the year 2000." "The retro by Paul Verhoeven."
"Ribo cop, title regal." "We've covered a couple of his movies. Starring Kevin
Bacon Sandwich, Elizabeth's pair of shoes, and Josh, I'm from the Goonies' problem."
"A brilliant scientist discovery renders him invisible but transforms him into an omnipotent
dangerous megalomania." "I'm glad you're doing that one." "Omenipotent and megalomania act,
and the same." "I know, but I'm in the right way." "I only got a 4.8 out on 10." "Yeah, now,
I have got a huge saucepot for this movie, it's sort of cinema and I was blown away by it,
you know, and like we talked about with the previous movie, although it's a lot of CGI in this,
I think it's used in a very good way. It was right at the point of CGI, you know, it's 2000,
so this would have been shot in probably '99. But I think only because you know it's CGI,
can you see that by I think for the majority, some of the effects are very good in this,
but the way that the thing, the people and the gorillas do disappear, you know, they
by layer, by layer, by layer and down to their nervous system to their skeleton."
"It's not too bad, you know, it does, yeah, you know, obviously it's too tall for us, but it's okay."
"But you can kind of forgive it because, you know, it's just, it's good and they do a great
thing, like a different thing to the bandages because it's 2000, they do that dark man thing
where he's got the silicone skin on him like he did in dark man, you know, and it's a different
look and it's a sinister look because of the eyes, you know, and the mouth doesn't really move,
but you can still see it's Kevin Bacon and I think Kevin Bacon is a very underrated actor.
He can turn his hand to anything and I think he's wonderful in this, but also very rapey.
"You know, start talking about his package again."
I mean, when that bit comes up, perhaps. "He is just terrible, he is cancelled."
"Yeah, he's worse than
he's over in D-Reelling trains. He's sneaking into his neighbour's house, feeling her up,
you know, potentially raping her." "Yeah, it's not good." "No."
"And even the stuff he does to his ex-girlfriend, which we'll get to, you know, it's like,
'Wow, okay, dude, Jesus.'" So yeah, Paul Verhoeven, we've covered him before,
like we say, "A great score in this very spooky sinister score in this one as well."
And we start, we kick this film off with just a rat, just running along through a little rat maze.
"It's a little rat, just a little rat, just a little, a little, a little rat."
Something grabs it. "Something's with me."
Bikes it, it's invisible, choose it up, and it's a dog. Pretty good effects of an invisible dog
eating this rat. "Is it a dog, I don't know, it just looks like a predator type of thing."
Cat dog, whatever it is, could be Kevin Bacon. "I thought it was the actual gorilla."
"No, I think it's a dog, I think they're experimenting on a cat or a dog."
"And then straightaway cuts Kevin Bacon perving." "He's on his 90s PC
and he's looking at formulas. He's figuring out, I just gotta work out his formula
for this invisible..." Oh, hang on a minute, is that my neighbour next door naked?
Let's just have a little look at that then. "Establishing a character, straightaway here."
Straightaway. "A sexual deviant." "Within seconds we've established A, he's a workaholic,
B, he's a pervert." "Yep." "We know what we're getting now, his neighbour is played by
Rona Mitra." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "I've met her." "Have you?" "Yeah, why?" Because when Tomb Raider came out
on the PlayStation, it might have been Tomb Raider 2, but I'm sure it's Tomb Raider 1,
she was the live-action Lara Croft that they sent to all the Virgin Megastores and all the sort of
shops to promote the film because she looked, you know, she looked like Lara Croft and they dressed
her as that and she went around posing and you could have your picture taken with her and
buy the game and all that kind of stuff. I can't remember which shop it was now, but she was at
this shop and I ended up meeting her there and I don't think I got a photo of her, I'd have it if
I did, but I definitely met her and she was in FHM magazine, she was like, she was the IT girl,
she's British, she was the sort of the girl in modelling for a little bit, just because of the whole
connection to Tomb Raider, but yeah, weirdly, I met her. So there we go, that's my little
connection to this film, just thought I'd mention that. "Cool." You know, there's not much else to tell,
I was a young spotty man. "I thought there was going to be more story like, then she looked to me and
I happened to be single at a time and she said, 'Do you want to get a drink off us, we've got a drink' and
then, you know, I haven't told anybody this, but she pegged me like, you know, with an invisible
strap on. Now, sadly, none of that happened, but there's still time, Jeff, there's still time for that.
I guess. So anyway, Kevin is spying on his neighbour. "Another fact that the chemical compound that
he's working on on his computers is exactly the same and same director, is that the same as the
synthetic coke in Robocop?" "Is it?" "Yeah." "I didn't realise that." "The same graphics with
the exact same formula." "Well, he manages to stabilise the formula on screen,
so he video calls Elizabeth Shoe, his ex-girlfriend, but also his colleague." "They have totally high
definition of video messaging." "Very good video messaging for the 2000." "Like better than what we've
got right now." "Yeah." "He calls her, she's in bed with someone and he's like,
'Who's that behind you the best?' 'She's like, 'Don't worry about it.' And he's like, 'Well,
no, you're obviously moving on from me. You're just wondering who you're shagging.'
"Well, little does he know it's his other colleague, Josh Brolin." "It's a goodie."
"So we've got a bit of a three-way triangle going on here, haven't we?" "My nose and a
very good, I like this. And it kind of adds to some tension that's going to pop up back up later on."
"So he says three now, I think I've, um, I think I've cracked this, meet me at the lab."
"Get the crew to the lab now." "So he goes there, there's the invisible monkey that's there, you know,
and there's an invisible gorilla in there as well." "I do like the Paul Verhoe and he loves his
really long drawn out shots of long straight lines, because I love my lines, I adore lines.
It does a lot of looking up at buildings for quite a long period of time and like,
elevated shafts, stuff, it's exactly the same as railroad cop, there's lots of these shots as well."
"There is indeed, you're right. I've not really ever thought of that before."
"So that basically, everybody, the plot here is, they are working on an invisible formula,
obviously, and they've cracked it, they can do it with some animals, but it tends to send a lot
of the animals that they inject it with. A little bit crazy, it makes them angry, it makes them violent,
some of that is to do with the fact that you don't have eyelids, so you can't sleep properly."
"So, that shit, you know, because, you know, it would be so grumpy."
"You know, so there's that, you can also, you have no sense of your own space, awareness of like,
where you are, where your feet are, where you're walking. So, you know, for a primitive animal,
not much intelligence, it's going to drive them crazy. So, their goal is to try and get this form
in a right so that A, it doesn't kill something when they inject it into it, B, it doesn't drive
it crazy or why don't it see. Can we get this to work on a human? Can we get the approval from the
Science Board to test this on a human as well? So, this is all the kind of things that they're
thinking of really. Kevin Bacon is the brilliant scientist at the head of this department.
His ex girlfriend Elizabeth Shoe works there. Josh Broden is the other great scientist.
He's banging Elizabeth Shoe and then we've got a bunch of other scientists
throwing in the mix as well. "And I came and Bacon used to bang Elizabeth Shoe."
"He did, he used to bang. Bacon Shoe."
"It's a Bacon Shoe, bang, bang."
I don't know what that means, but it makes me chuckle. Now, pop on the invisible, the
infrared goggles. Yeah, so we can see the, oh, there's your gorilla. Oh, shit, the gorilla's escaped,
Gav. Great. So, what we've got there and what we're looking out for, it's an invisible gorilla.
Okay, not like a rabbit. No, a fucking 25 stone. Moody, unhappy gorilla.
Really annoying gorilla. That's invisible. And doesn't have spatial awareness?
They say, well, the problem is she's been gone too long. In other words, she's been invisible
too long. She's really aggressive. So, Kev says, for fuck's sake, I'll get the tranquilizer gun.
So, Kevin Bacon grabs the tranquilizer gun and this is because we've got to put it asleep.
It's in a way we can do this really. So, they, they track this gorilla down. I think she bites
someone in the arm quite nasty. And they managed to put it asleep. And they managed to, using the
formula, they managed that he's come up with because what he was trying to do is work out
a good way to reverse the formula as well. They managed to bring her back, don't they?
Yeah. So, him and Krakenet, is that him and Krakenet for this gorilla? It's not actually for him.
No, but at some point he wants to test it on himself. Because it was for him that didn't it?
Yeah, because basically he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to test it. He was, I think he
all along, he was going to test it on himself. But he doesn't want to do that until he's cracked.
How they can definitely bring you back. So, he moved up the chain to gorillas.
Yeah. So, they inject the gorilla to bring it back. And I think he's cracked. He thinks he's
brought the serum basically. He's basically got a bit of a good complex here. And he injects the gorilla
and we see its nervous system, then we see its heart. And it starts sort of appearing, then the bone.
Then, in cardiac arrest. She has a heart attack. So, they managed to save the gorilla,
thankfully, and they give it, you know, heart massage, etc.
Really, what good way of showing the blood being injected into the bloodstream and explain what
is going on, visually is great. Yeah. And even like you see in the heart,
it's not a slightly tacky effect, but any slightly.
Even when they do like the pads, the paddles, clear, you see the heart go boom, expand and
just looks, yeah, okay, it's a bit dated, but it's still for me, still works. They celebrate,
you know, they're very happy that they've done that. They stabilise the gorilla.
They go for some dinner and drinks. I think the gorilla's like, what the fuck is going on?
Poor old gorilla, but at least it's at least it's his life. Yeah, I'd say, I'd just leave you in
your cell by yourself going to fuck. We're all going out for dinner and drinks, man. Please kill
me now. So they go up for dinner and drinks. And as a fact, he says, oh, maybe we should cut up
our brain. Is our money joking, but he's not joking at all. He's definitely going to chop her up the
next day. Oh, he's such a bastard. So his power, he's really good here at Kevin Bacon,
demonstrating how what a nasty piece of work he is. You know, he's a bastard. He's got this God
complex. And then when we're in the restaurant, the next thing we see is he's talking to Elizabeth
Schu. And he's trying it on any. He's saying, you know, why did we break up? You know,
and he tries to kiss her. She's like, no, no, no, no. And he's like, I think, I don't think you mean
that. And it's really rapey. Basically, he's saying, you don't really have a choice here. I'm
going to give you a kiss. And she's, she stands around and she says, no, absolutely not. Not going
to kiss me. So he goes back to the lab and he petts the invisible dog in there. The shoe's on the
other foot. What do you mean? Oh, the shoes on the other foot. I got you now. And it's for
you. Very good. The power. All right, that's good. So he presents to the board all of their findings.
The next day, and he says, right, we just need some more time. And they're like, well, we've given
you a lot of time, a lot of money. I'm not sure how much longer we can, we can push this really.
And they're all looking at each other going, why isn't he told them that we've done it? We've done it.
We've cracked it. So Kevin Bacon's lying to the board saying, we haven't quite cracked this yet.
He hasn't told any of his colleagues, he's going to lie to them. He just does it because he's got
the God complex. And they're all thinking, I don't get it. Yeah, and no, but it's the case of the sort
of thing like certain institutes, bone, or not reinstitute certain divisions of things and
companies and stuff. They're getting paid to rectify a problem. But if they rectify that problem,
then they don't get paid anymore. Well, this is the point. The point is exactly that. If he tells
them we fixed, we've done it, we've got invisibility, and we've brought something back visible again.
They'll cut the funding. And they'll just say, right, thank you very much for that. We'll sell this
to the army now. We're going to use this as a little wet visible soldier.
So he being the God, power hungry, God complex man that he is thinks, I want to be the first
invisible man. God to imagine though, if he is the leader of that group of people there, he seems
to be the head noncho. He's created invisibility and bring it back. That is massive. That is,
well, this is it. He wants to be the first invisible man. That is just craziness.
But it's not enough for him just to do that, become incredibly rich. He wants to be the first
invisible man. But he is forcing to corner because the power has been taken out of his hands from
the government. He's limited time. So he, yeah, he wants to know that you are right as well. He is
not. After they after the meeting, they confront him and they ask him, well, what the fuck do you
think you're doing? Why don't you just tell them? And he says, because I did this to keep you from
being employed, to stop you from being unemployed. And they're not what you mean? He's like, well,
they would have cut the funding if I'd said we'd done it. Also, I want to be the first. I want to
be the first. And it's time for phase three. And they're like, what do you mean, phase three? What's
phase three? He's like human testing. You'll never get them into agree to that. Yeah, I know.
That's why we're not going to tell them about it. So it's all getting a bit off grid now. He's
starting to see visible dog come into it. Well, there's, we've established there's an invisible dog
because he pats it earlier. But later on, when he's angry, he kills it, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah.
I love the way it's quite an easy way to do the invisible process because when they put the goggles
on, you just have someone there anyway. And it's a heat sensor. But like the camera whole time in
Google vision was like, Oh, really, they're invisible, but they're not at all such a good way, a cheap
way of doing it. Yeah. And apparently Kevin Bacon spent a lot of time either naked or in like a
latex suit. I think you see his weighing at some point. You definitely do. It's Kevin Bacon film.
It's when it's weighing time. So they persuade those colleagues, come on, what I'll do is I'll
shift, which is to go visible. I'll shift for three days. That'll give you three days to do all the
tests on me that you need to do. And then you can bring me back. And then we can go to the board
with our findings. And then we can really make some money. And then we'll really win all the
prizes that there are and become these famous Godlike scientists. And they don't really want to do it,
but they say, okay, okay, come on then. So he takes one last look in the mirror. And he says to himself,
see you later. And he strips off. You get to see Bacon's butt at this point. And the girls,
the girls will sort of look at his come on ladies. We're all scientists here. He's such a show off
again. It's that Godlike power. I'm full again. I've got some weird notes here and stuff. I've got
a note. It says Superman, Fox Wonder Woman. What's going on? Oh, that's the joke he tells.
Do you want me to retell it? No, don't worry about it. I'm gonna because I'm gonna because I'm
gonna throw me because I don't remember seeing that in this movie. That didn't happen in the
movie. But basically there's a joke in the movie where I think Kevin Bacon tells
it and he says, Superman's flying along and he looks down and he sees Wonder Woman
sunbathing on the roof of the Justice Society. And she's lying there completely naked with her
legs open. And he thinks bloody hell. I've always wanted to have sex with Wonder Woman. I could fly
down there. And rape her. Yeah, essentially. I have sex with her and it's split second because I'm
Superman really quickly. And then fly off again. So I'll do that now. So he flies down, bang,
bang, bang, and he flies off again. Wonder Woman sits up and says, what on earth was that? And
the visible man says, I don't know. But my asshole really hurts. It would be shocking
for that to happen. It would be shocking. I'll tell you what, a shocking is that joke is not
aged well. That's it. It contains rape, sodomy. It's just not not a very well aged joke. It's not
it's not a good superhero joke in 2003. No. I'm glad you're saying that information because it got me
to retell a very rape show. It would be shocking though. I'm saying like, you know,
the pain would be very, very quick. It wouldn't. The pain would go on. But I mean,
there's a way for the invisible man's bumble. Done. And you're like, oh my God.
You know, let's move away from the invisible man's bumble. Let's move back to Kevin Bacon's
bum. So they strap him to the bed naked. And he says, I have to inject myself. Otherwise,
you're all compliant in this. If it goes wrong. This is what I think you see is why anyway,
takes his stuff off. You see his butt and then you see it. You actually see his balls.
Maybe that's it. When he wasn't really looking. I was. So when he injects himself,
he starts riding around and convulsing because it's quite painful as he starts
becoming miserable and you do see his balls for a moment. And then his skin starts to vanish.
And then we see his, um, it's nervous system. Well, his arm starts getting warm. I don't
anything like in severe pain. And it's just like, God, that must be like, I guess, horrible going
for you veins. Like, you know, yeah. And then it all that is gradually, he completely vanishes
bit by bit until he's completely gone. And then he passes out and he's miserable. So 17 hours later,
he's still asleep. But he wakes up and he says, Oh, the light, the light, Jesus Christ, the light.
And this is where they say, well, you haven't got any eyelids ever you. So, you know,
it's going to really hurt your eyes because you can't close them. It gets up and he walks around
and he sort of is a bit excited by it. You know, obviously he's invisible. He talks to Josh,
Josh Brodley, he talks to Elizabeth shoe. He talks to the rest of the crew.
Elizabeth shoe. You talk to Elizabeth shoe. You're made of a lover.
And I'm made of bacon. You have a heel. He walks around, he's talking to the rest of the science
guys. And he's showing signs of weirdness already. He's already sort of, you know, oh, he's just
brushed past me. Always just tacked me on the shoulder. He just pinched my ass and soon all these
things already that you're like, hang on a minute, this guy's been invisible for a few minutes. He's
already up to no good. What's going to happen when he realizes what he can really do? What's
going on with the really shit, these two effects on the high lids at one point. There's a point
in his lane and his eyelid trans, it's just like really transplants. It's just really bad.
I don't remember that. What I do remember though is when they put the infrared goggles on,
we do see his infrared dick. It's making a round. So, they said, right, what we're going to have
to look after him. We've got three days to monitor him before we bring him back. Sarah,
scientist Sarah, she says, I'll take the first shift. It's the late shift overnight.
And I'll just keep an eye on him. You know, he'll be sleeping mainly. He'll be chilling out.
Yeah. So she falls asleep.
She falls asleep in the chair, don't she? So he goes great. The cat is away or sleep.
What I'll do is I'll open up her top and feed her boobs.
Doesn't it have a bit of an invisible boob touch? He does.
This is like the first thing he does. Like literally he wakes up. He's now like,
I'm visible, I've got my strength back. I do anything. The first thing he does go,
can I touch up the impubes? That is such a weird thing, I think, personally, for
a first thing to think of. Well, she wakes up and thinks,
does that really happen? Did I dream that? I don't know. My paranoid, because it's the late shift.
I'm really not sure. The next day, Josh Broden's doing some more test on Kevin Bacon.
He's sort of a bit worried because Sarah seems really confused because Sarah's suddenly really
nervous about him because she doesn't know whether he really did feel her up or really did.
And even us as the audience were like, was that a dream? Did she dream that happened?
Because everyone's a bit paranoid now. What's happening now?
We were established. She's a pervert, the first scene we saw her in.
Janice goes to the toilet, but even she's paranoid going for a wee wee. So she has to wear goggles,
infrared goggles in there because she's worried that he's in there, it's pervert on her.
Amazing.
So they're also going to get really paranoid. They all talk about him
during the meeting. They're all in a room and they're like,
"What if he misuses the power?" And they're like, "Well, it's only for a few more days.
Let's just make sure he's comfortable and happy. We'll get these tests done and then we'll bring
them back and that's fine." And like, yeah, I know, but imagine if you'd go up all that
how, what would you do? Then I know someone could easily go crazy and misuse this power.
I know. All right. Well, let's all leave the meeting room. See, like, all right, cool.
They all leave the meeting room. And when they leave the meeting room, we realize
there's somebody invisible sat in the chair in the corner that's been listening into this the whole time.
Yep.
Very good. I love it. Absolutely love it.
So he starts playing tricks on them. Elizabeth Shoe is doing some stuff with a microscope,
which has got a can of coke. And he keeps moving the can of coke around, first of all.
And then she's like, "Is that you?" And he's like, "Sorry, I just could resist it."
She's like, "Okay." And then, yes, he starts rubbing her shoulders. And she's like, "Get off."
And he's like, "No, come on. You still like this?" She's like, "Well, not anymore." And then she
suddenly has something invisible put in her mouth. And he says, "You always show you still like this.
And she is not anymore." He's basically just put his invisible willy in her mouth.
Hey, can't. No, it must be a finger.
No, it was his willy.
Come on. It was his willy.
I didn't know. It didn't notice, but yeah.
And then he says to her, "Come on. Let's make love. Imagine what it would be like making
love to an invisible man." It would be quite interesting.
Talk to me. I knew you would want to talk about this. Hit me.
Really put me on the spot. I don't know. Okay, say if Sarah could go invisible for the day,
yes, I would be intrigued. Would that mean I could see my way? I looked down and see my body.
It would. Yeah. It would. You'd sit going up and down. That would be so weird. It would be,
wouldn't it? But I think it would be weird to, not weird if it wasn't actually, but
for the man to be invisible, because a woman would lie there and she'd feel it will happen.
But there'd be nothing to see, you know, very, very, very, very strange, wouldn't it?
Yeah, she's on top going for herself.
Yeah. And she's like floating like squatting off the...
I think everybody would like just for the day. You can have your partner, but they're invisible.
I think we answered our question from earlier. What would you do if you were invisible for the
day? I think we'd just all have a massive orgy, an invisible orgy. You don't know who's,
who's falling. You don't know who's going with voice.
Imagine like six invisible people of different sexes all in a room naked and like,
right, let's have an orgy. Is that you, Jane? You're just feeling around. You're like,
oh, what's that? Who's gone up there? Hey, okay, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that was you.
Just be like, is that a mouse? We're still brushing against it.
You're still brushing against it. Come on.
Kevin Bacon. Anyway, back to the movie. She doesn't want to make love to him.
The next day is time to defase him and give him the injection to bring him back.
Oh, I think Bacon has a sex problem in this film or in real life.
His character in this movie. I think he definitely has a sexual problem.
He's got a problem full stop with power, Gav. He is fiercely intelligent,
one of the most, probably one of the most intelligent men on the planet. He leads this
science group who's definitely the cleversity of the leader. He also had Elizabeth Shoe who's
broken up with him and he, you know, he doesn't lose. This guy doesn't lose. He's a winner.
He'll get her back, whether she likes it or not. There's that. The fact that he's now invisible
on top of all of that. Yes, you're right. He's got a problem with power. His power is his problem.
Whether that's sex. Sex problem, but yeah.
Invisibility, science, whatever it is. Sex, science and invisibility.
The new Wu-Tang Clan album coming soon.
So they defase it and they inject him. We see his heart beat going crazy.
He gets up. He runs off. He starts collapsing. They put him back on the table. They have to give him
CPR. And then he just vanishes again and they couldn't bring him back. He couldn't do it.
It worked on the gorilla. Didn't work on Kevin Bacon.
I didn't give him a CCR. CCR.
Credence Clearwater Revival. No, CPR. Not CCR.
To show.
Do you think that would have worked instead? Yeah.
Fair enough. Which song?
I see. I'm a moon rising.
I know. The one that you wouldn't have talent contest with that time.
Yeah. For singing.
I can't believe you won that. I mean, I'm so pleased for you.
But I can. No one really entered.
Yeah. Well, I think it was you and one of your daughters did some cartwheels or something.
Yeah. Daisy did gymnastics. We had all this really weird family.
In front of just some random people who were just there going, "Let's go to the talent show."
It's just me and some of my kids and that.
Weird. Very weird.
Hello, one.
Well, they couldn't bring him back. So he wakes up later on and they're like,
"You almost died, Kevin Bacon. You almost died."
Well, after work on the formula, in the meantime, let's make some skin.
So they make this latex stuff that they can pour in.
That's like your really fucking creepy latex mask.
Oh, it's really creepy. They give them some sunglasses because they have to cut the
eye holes in it. But it's all great effects.
And then they start working on the cure.
And it's great now because he's ill and he's I think it's been 10 days now and he's still
invisible. He throws up and he's thrown up this invisible sick.
So now we know in this film, if you're sick, it's invisible.
Probably invisible. J is probably invisible poo.
And he's losing it. He wants to go out for a drive.
They don't put any nose holes in the mask. It's really weird.
And he knocks your holes. Yeah. No, they don't.
That stops them from doing a cocaine properly.
Maybe it's a cocaine deterrent. So he says, fuck, let's all go for a drive.
So he goes off in a baseball cap and the security guard's like,
Oh, I didn't see you there. I haven't seen you for a while.
And he's like, yeah, see you later. He gets in his convertible.
It's scared as the fuck out of a kid.
Oh, that's brilliant. Those kids are like, it's taking their
notes, that tongues out and he just leans over and opens his mouth.
And of course, because he's invisible inside the mouth, it's just this empty space.
Very scary. I'd do that. Scared children. Yeah. Little shit.
And then Josh and Elizabeth shoe, they start looking for him because they realize he's gone.
Yeah. He goes home back to his own house, Ken Bacon. He wants to eat something.
But then he remembers. He's got a neighbor that he has a fancy
sexy neighbor. He gets naked and goes to see her.
Fuck's sake. He says to himself, I lied.
Who's going to know? Who's going to know? I think she'll fucking know, Kev.
It's literally like a sort of person. If you, you know,
in doing anything you want and get away with it, go for it. He's like, great, rape.
So she gets in the shower. She's having a good time. I've met her.
Don't forget. It's very beautiful.
Doorbell rings. She has a little snow on there. She opens the door.
And then we get Kev's point of view. It's obviously he's invisible.
Snakes in. She's just in a little tiny towel dripping wet from the shower.
And he sneaks in next to her. It just sneaks in there.
I love the way it really very subtly turns into like, you know, a camera's POV,
beginning of Mark Am I Halloween? Exactly. It very sneakily just turns into his further moment.
Also, you're like, Oh, great. We're in his point of view now. It's really nicely done.
Yeah, it is. And it does, so at this point, it switches to, not a slasher, but it certainly
switches to more horror now. But it's great. It goes past the mirror. It looks
similar. It's not there. It's brilliant. Yeah. Paul Verhoeven, great director. Very good
directing tension. Just explaining what's going on as well. It's great.
So she obviously, she's on her own. And like most people would be, she's naked. She's sat
in front of a mirror. She's just out of time. She's brushing her hair. She's putting moisturizer on.
The mirror keeps moving around. It's on a hidden. She's like, this is very strange. I don't know
why this is happening. She then gets pushed to the bed. And that's all we kind of see of that scene.
We can guess what happens next. The first thing he thinks of when he wakes up, brilliant,
I'm going to touch that woman's booze right now. That is literally not like, Oh, I got a
dover poop. Not, not generally, I'm hungry. First thing, breasts. I'm going to touch them up now.
Second thing, I'm scared these children. Third thing, raping a woman. Wow. Well, to be fair,
he does go to his fridge first and get some food at their knees. He sees the naked woman.
Visibility, though, is it? No, I'm saying visibility touches up a woman,
scares children, ropes woman. Well, Elizabeth shoes hotness heals. She goes to his flat.
She's still got a key. She goes into his apartment and she finds the mask on the floor.
It's great when she throws water in his face. It's good. So good. Yeah. He goes home and he,
she washes her face. And yeah, we see the special effects been splashed on his face.
And the team says he's out somewhere. Let's get some goggles, get some tranks.
We need to bring him down and contain him. But he comes back in at that point. Yeah, sneaks in,
doesn't he? He's like, well, what's the matter? What you guys up to? There's a great moment here
with a fly. Obviously the fly can't see him and he just catches the fly because, you know, a fly
is too quick for our hands because these two big meaty hands are coming out of fly. But when
you're invisible, you can just catch it because it can't see him. And he admits, I like messing
with people. I've got to be honest, guys. I'm really enjoying the aspects of this that I can
go around messing with people by messing. He means raping. Yeah, yeah. That's this is
mould word. Funny enough though, you do get people like serial cancer, that will just be like
nonchalant mould words for terrible terrible things. Well, just just messed with a train.
You mean you derailed it? Wow. Yeah. You say derailed like I say mischief.
Using that takes off a sense of it. It was then, therefore, it takes off the blame slowly.
So he's unhinged at this point. And the whole science team were like, we need to bring it back,
not just for him. 95% of the compound. So they're 5% off the compound.
Getting it. And he's there eating a twinkie. How does he breathe if he's got no nostril,
nasal holes? I don't know. These are the things that concern you and he's just raped a woman.
That was a concern of mine actually when I watched it. Well, later on Elizabeth Shoe is in bed.
Beautiful woman, barely got any clothes on. She's got a little sheet over her.
The sheet starts being moved off of her while she sleeps. And then her panties start being taken down.
She makes up the phones ring and then was that a dream? Was that not?
Again, there's a great- Because she's freaked out by the fact that he's invisible. That's why.
And this is it. And I love that. Like that seen early with Sarah in the lab
when her boob gets felt. You're like, is this a dream? Or is everybody just paranoid?
It does a good job of you do wonder, you know, was it a dream or was it not?
No, yes, you're right. It was a dream. One in my opinion, in your opinion anyway.
But yeah, the phone Josh thinks he's fixed it. He says, I think I've got the cure.
The tensions are really high. Kevin wants to go out at this point to explore his gift, his gift.
So he fixes a camera to repeat a loop of him sleeping.
CCTV cameras. So we can go out and about.
Oh, here we go. He scares a tram. He hacks the camera, doesn't he?
He does. He scares a tram. He kills invisible dog first of all.
Oh, that poor doggy breaks his neck. He spies on Elizabeth again and he sees that her and
Josh Brolin are banging. And he is very angry about this, very angry about this.
Pissed off in fact. He smashes the window and they're paranoid because they know he's invisible.
So they start looking around going, Oh, God, do you think that was him? Could be?
Did he think he's seen us? Not sure. Yeah, he gets back. This is where he kills the dog.
So he's not just a rapist. He's a dog killer.
He's not going to go down well in many circles.
That is too far. That is too bad. You don't want on your resume.
Absolutely. So they realize he's tricked the cameras.
He's hacked the cameras. The whole team are very angry now.
He's actually secretly spying on them all.
And Josh and Elizabeth go and see the committee and they tell them the truth. They say,
look, this is what's happened. You know, we're going to, he is, well, actually they go to the
guy, the old guy in the middle of the night and they say, we have done it. Well, he just can't
bring people back yet, but Kevin Bacon has fucking injected himself and he's out there.
So we're invisible. So he's just like, you fucking idiots.
He's like, okay, leave this with me. I'll see what I can do.
And he's about to make a phone call and all of a sudden the lines cut.
That's not good. And he goes out in his garden and he gets shoved in this swimming pool.
And there's a great scene now where he's drowned by an invisible naked Kevin Bacon.
The way he looks under water is great effects, isn't it?
I love the fact he's standing there, though, just before it happens. Smoke has
a garden that smoke shows Kevin Bacon's face.
Yeah, it's really good.
That was the water though. I figured out ways to just sort of show him.
It looks okay. It's not that bad.
Because, because less is more like we always say and it's just a split second.
If they'd have done it for ages, it wouldn't look just good, but a split second,
they're going out some cigarettes mode.
But you're already drowned in?
He drains them. He drains them in the pool.
And then he runs off and he's back at the lab.
And the effects are still pretty good.
They find out that Dr. Kramer is dead.
Obviously Kevin's just killed him.
The phone lines get cut.
Kevin Bacon's messed with the security.
So he traps everybody in the lab.
So everybody gets the goggles and he starts taking people out.
He kills Janice.
He says, "I can't let you go swimming in.
I've got so much power, so much freedom.
It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror.
That line is incredible.
It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror.
Because you don't have to face yourself what you've just done.
Or just if you don't think you look the part.
Yeah. It's great.
They find Janice's body.
He's shoved her in a locker.
And he admits to killing Dr. Kramer in the water as well.
They say, "Well, let's take him down."
Yeah, that's the plan.
Let's take him down basically.
We're sort of going to the third axe.
So predator vision.
And they've all got their goggles on.
Now we get some more sneaky ways of showing him here.
With his steam coming out of the pipes, don't we?
Yeah.
Throw the blood all over the floor.
Yeah, she splits some blood packs.
Yeah.
Throws them everywhere.
So she throws it on his face as well.
It's just full of over everything.
Just blood everywhere.
For no reason.
Just blood everywhere.
He's like, somebody was probably in the script, you know, pain.
And he's like, "No, it has to be blood."
She throws blood on him because he's there.
And then it looks great.
And he starts killing people.
Well, he looks a bit like Frank almost.
It kills Carter as well.
And Josh uses the fire, which is making sure to create,
obviously, so that he can see him with the smoke everywhere.
Kevin admits he knows about the affair.
They have a bit of a scrap Elizabeth's.
She, what does she do?
She hits him or something.
I can't remember what she does, no?
She stabs him, I think.
Blood goes everywhere that you mentioned.
And they're looking for the bloody footsteps.
He breaks Sarah's neck.
So he literally kills pretty much the entire science team.
And a dog.
Yeah, he syringes her and then breaks her neck.
Yep.
He impales Frank.
He even stabs Josh Brolin.
He locks Josh.
Josh and Elizabeth shoot in the freezer lab.
And the temperature starts dropping down.
Then he puts the mask back on.
I'd have the fact that she makes an electric magnet.
She's bad ass.
And it was powerful enough to do the handle on the outside
and open the doors, so good.
Because she wonder what she's doing initially.
And then she realized she's built a really powerful magnet
that can open the handle from through a very thick door.
So clever.
And meanwhile, Josh sort of dying inside,
you know, he's been stabbed.
But yeah, then she creates a bomb as well.
Well, bacon plans on blowing the lab.
Bacon plans on growing the lab, blowing the lab.
Like that.
They have a good scrap.
The water comes on the sprinklers.
He puts his foot on her throat.
So again, he's naked.
Apparently it was quite hard to film these scenes
because bacon was naked in a green,
like Charlie from the green man.
That's what I said.
Yeah, she sets him on fire at one point.
Yes, because his skin starts burning, doesn't it?
Yeah, but it's going to start falling off,
but then a splinter comes into effect.
But at that point, Broden comes in and hits him.
So it's always sort of little to mystery.
It's really, really like the classic story.
You know what's going to happen.
Now, as much as I love this movie,
I do feel like the ending does go on a little bit too long.
They have this scrap now in the elevator shaft.
He gets a crowbar,
electro-coupes him because it's connected to the electricity wires.
Yeah, it's like when did he turn into a terminator?
It's just a little bit too long.
I could have done with a couple of minutes shaved off of this.
He starts reappearing again, then he realizes he set a bomb.
My note actually says like,
sort of, you know, we're on an action movie now, basically.
Yeah, totally is.
They managed to escape the lift shaft, then it explodes.
Shaft.
Who's the man when, I don't know what the words are.
Because why did I do this in a flash Gordon?
Shaft.
He's one of us.
Shaft, he'll save every one of us.
That'd be weird, isn't it?
Flash shaft.
I'd love it.
Flash shaft.
It's not a good name.
If Isaac Hayes turned up,
on being the most personalist, his planet.
That'd be good, isn't it?
Instead of Brian Blasey's.
So, how's it case?
Okay, or whatever he says.
Um, lift explodes, boom.
Um, flies up, almost hits him.
Kevin's still alive.
He grabs her leg, then they fall into the lift.
And he says to her,
"Well, last kiss."
No, you're like, you're a rapist, a pervert, a dokiller,
a murderer,
and your skin's all lagging off because you've been burned.
Yeah, and, and I don't, I already have a boyfriend.
You're so, like, so full on.
So, they drop him into the flaming shift,
lift shaft, and that's the end.
Shaft.
He'll save every one of us.
And it's just emergency services at the end,
and that's it.
That's your law.
But you still wander at the end.
Now, I didn't even have to ask you.
Do you recommend?
Oh, absolutely.
Uh, no, an invisible man.
And we didn't say that, I think, because,
of course.
Oh, yes.
So, yes.
Do you recommend this then?
Oh, absolutely.
It's probably,
it's not a lot of choice, really.
Although there's a lot of invisible movies,
these two are the best two that we've covered.
Okay.
I think, I think the invisible man movie recently
that came out is very good,
but Hollow Man is just,
perfectly encapsulated,
late 90s, early 2000s,
especially effects where they weren't pushing it too much.
They could have fucked this up if they pushed it too much.
But it's just about enough.
And it's Kevin Bacon.
And it's nasty enough,
because it's more of a very homeward than it's nasty enough.
You know what I mean?
What makes this film is that it's a bit too nasty.
That's it.
It's funny enough.
Like, he's very over-topped visually with his movies.
I think, what's that one of the space aliens in the shooting?
It was the Starship Troopers.
Starship Troopers, yeah.
And Roracott is very full on his gore.
Basic Kings think not so much.
That would be cool.
He reserves it back, that would be cool bit.
But this though,
it is the horribleness and the harshness of it is in the
Kevin Bacon's horrible performance character.
Yeah, you know, the fact that he kills a dog.
That's dog.
You know, he rapes a girl.
He's not a lot of people.
There's a dick in her mouth.
You know, it's all very nasty stuff.
And actually, you've just reminded me,
this is our fourth Paul Verhoeven film.
Amazing.
Because we've covered basic instincts,
totally cool, Robocop, and like this.
Wow.
And you want to do Starship Troopers at some point?
Probably do, yeah.
It's bloody good to be moving.
But yeah, I absolutely recommend this.
I absolutely recommend the last one.
You know, I think-
Yeah, I recommend it.
If you've not seen it, yeah.
Great, great double build.
It's a good late 90s sort of
fritter-y horror-fritter.
Both similar in a way that
very nasty films, like they're not-
They're funny, but they're also like really-
Even from 1933,
the Invisible Man has got a real nasty streak to it.
He's not a nice guy and he does some horrible things.
And he very quickly escalates.
Like he said, he suddenly starts taking trains out
and people off cliffs.
And the same in this one.
He goes from pinching a few people's butts
and feeding someone's boob to full-on rape, dog murder,
and then, you know, he starts taking out his entire science team
and then creates a bomb.
It's like, okay, wow.
Yeah, is this the power thing it escalates so much
because you're just so like, you know,
it's like an ego trip?
No one can see me.
I can do what I like.
Crazy, but yeah, highly recommend it.
You haven't seen it.
I don't sure-
I highly recommend it.
I recommend it.
Fair enough, fair enough.
What, you-
I love that.
Danny, two times.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe, baby.
All right, then, let's get out of it and do the outro.
Okay, the outro, try.
Let's do it, do it.
Ready, ready?
All right, let's go.
Go, go.
Yeah.
And we're back again.
Back again to say goodbye, baby, baby.
Just one more spot.
I don't know.
That was it.
That was episode 137, 137.
Thanks for coming along with the ride with us.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Googers, non-gender people,
space aliens, werewolves,
aren't beals.
And invisible people.
Yeah, amazing to talk about these two.
Holloman is cheeky little, you know,
I just love it.
It's one of those ones that you kind of-
It's a guilty pleasure, I guess,
but it's not a guilty pleasure.
And invisible man is just classic.
It's in there with the late 90s films for the year.
Make a wealth of power and stuff like that.
It's not as good as that.
But yeah, you know, it's dope.
And invisible man is just a classic.
And like I said, it's in my top three universe.
It sounds like it's in your top three universal movies as well.
James Well is a fantastic and amazing director of What A Legend.
Just a great movie.
That's that is like a-
That needs to go in a museum, that movie.
That's just so good.
It needs to be preserved and looked after.
So there we go.
That was 137.
Well, we better talk about what's coming up next.
It's been a while,
so we've had to change a few little bits around.
But I am very excited, Gav,
because the next episode, episode 138,
we're keeping it summer.
And we're going to go camping in the woods.
James Amazing.
You know where we're going to go.
James I know, and I'm so excited.
We're going to go to Crystal Lake.
James Yes.
And we're going to cover,
because we've already covered the first one.
So we're going to cover Friday the 13th,
part two and three.
James That's so cool.
Now you don't have to watch it in 3D,
but you can if you want.
We tried.
I'm not doing my 3D.
James I think I've got my grain
within about 40 minutes of watching it.
James I'm just going to watch my Blu-ray box set,
because they're really nice.
I did think of recently selling my DVD box set,
which is signed by Kane Hodder.
But I know you buy.
James I might do.
James I'm not sure.
James Interesting.
Well, that's what we're doing for the next episode of
Android 38, Friday the 13th two and three.
And then as long as things keep checking along nicely,
that means episode 139 will be a long-awaited patron pick.
And I may have announced this on the last episode,
but I can't remember, but sorry if we did already.
But it's Holly Mitchell.
Holly, you've picked for us.
Sell with John Cusack, Samuel L Jackson,
the Stephen King.
James Which I've not seen before.
James Which you've not seen.
James And also a movie called Razor Blade Smile.
James Which I've not seen before.
James About a van by being hunted by a British policeman,
Scotland Yard policeman.
So sounds good.
James It sounds interesting.
I look forward to putting them into my eyeballs.
James Get them right in your eyeballs, my friend.
James That's 138.
James And then 139.
James And then 140.
James Yep.
James We're tackling the first couple of episodes,
arguably the best couple of episodes of a franchise.
James Final Destination 1 and 2.
James Amazing.
James Because again, we're at that time,
late 90s, early 2000s,
where we had some sneaky little good horrors come in.
James Final Destination 1 and 2.
James We cannot wait to discuss these at the end.
James No, I can't wait to talk about those films.
James So that's what we're up to next.
James And then it could be just good conversations,
because then we could do the synopsis of ideas of us dying
and cheating it.
James And we can have some good conversations.
James It was, those films made me paranoid about
what could kill me in my own home.
James You know what I mean?
James Yeah.
James You could literally just be making a fried egg.
James And if you do two, three things wrong,
they could lead to this, to this, to this, to this.
James And then that...
James No, those movies are great,
because it did make that conversation.
James If you were at school,
James I don't know if I wasn't at that point,
but it could have been the playground thing.
James Oh, what if this had happened then, you know?
James Yeah.
James Yeah, totally.
James You know, you could die by anything.
James You could.
James But there we go.
James So yeah, 139, 138, 39 and 40.
James That's our next three episodes that we've got coming up.
James Thank you everybody, as always,
for your patience.
James Sorry, we had a couple of months off that.
James I'm respect to Rest in Peace to Boz.
James Yes.
James This episode being dedicated to him as well.
James Big love Boz.
James We hope you did your proud.
James We tried to keep it as positive as possible.
Dibbertha talking about any shit films we talked about. Only the good films we watched.
We got to be a grumpy old man, a little bit which is sometimes you like to be as well, but we're grumpy than you will ever be.
Yes, much love to boss. Big kisses.
Well, I guess we have some admin in them. We'll say a goodbyes. And as that feels, does that feel right to you?
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a couple of comic books and this podcast. Talking of podcasts, we both do
other podcasts. We cheat on each other a little bit.
"Gav, you changed us podcasts."
"It's quite legit because you are cheating on me with your actual partners, so that's fine."
"Yes, it is. It is my partner indeed and my partner in crime, a true crime."
"Oh, I like that. That was good. Very good."
"I know. And Sarah and I, we do strange things."
Kind of like Dan and I as well, the strange really because it's not just true crime, we do weird
fingers as well. But yes, Sarah and I, and she, Blessa, does some great research and I'm
useless and just talk nonsense. But yeah, if you want to...
"Recently covered the Devil's Footprints, which happened in Devon about 150 years ago.
Interesting, but a lot of you will remember that from those sort of coffee table books.
But yeah, you also...
"You do one, don't you?"
I do. Yeah, I was just going to say, you also mainly cover true crime, but you do other
sometimes super much stuff. I do something as well with our buddy, Artie McCready.
Our show is called Blame It On The Aliens podcast.
And it's around conspiracy, things like the moon landing, but also we look at things like
Bigfoot, the Bermuda Triangle, Men in Black, all these kind of things.
We always try and tie them back to could this be something to do with aliens as a bit of a joke.
Sometimes we do believe it could be. Sometimes we just think it's a man with a camera
in a field. Blah, blah, blah. But yeah, that's Blame It On The Aliens podcast.
We are on a look what we were on I-8 us because obviously, but we're back now.
And on our next episode, we are going to be looking at real life vampires and the origins of.
So you find out these mass graves. There was one recently found somewhere in Europe,
a mass grave of people that all had stakes in the chest and coins in the eyeballs.
There's only one reason...
Skeleton's, yeah, hundreds of years old. But you know, so there's this legend of vampires.
So yeah, we're going to be talking about that kind of stuff. So that's exciting.
And then finally, it's one of Thankar Patrons as always.
Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you ever so much.
Yeah, thank you for sticking with us when we can't live just a frozen curveball out.
We can't do that. Yeah, we really appreciate that.
And Dan had no voice. We literally couldn't do it.
I could I did a little video cast for you Patrons.
If you haven't tried it out, it's only 10 minutes long, but it's made us talking about a few movies.
If you want to become a patron, just go to Patreon search for the podcast on wanted
here. If you can't find it, email or message me. You don't have to do it. But if you want to
donate, even as little as a pound or a dollar a month, it all helps us.
There's quite a lot of content on there. I always make these little videos if you want to know well.
Yeah, that we've released a lot of bonus episodes, not as many lately, but a lot of bonus episodes
initially, some video episodes from Gav. Don't worry. He's dressed in them all.
And we also, every single Friday, or as I call it, freaky Friday, I turn up the clock. I'm releasing
our old episodes. So far, I've been doing it for 88 weeks now. So eight episode 89 will be dropping
this next Friday. So whenever you're listening to this, so every Friday, you will get an old
episode for those newer listeners that have never heard the old episodes. So they're all getting
released as well. Yeah, lots of random crap on there. You also, if you become a patron, get a
t-shirt in one of three colors in your size to support us. We're talking about doing some mugs
again soon. We did some with our old logo. We might be doing that again soon. So we'll let you know
about that. And yeah, just jump on there and become a patron. Like I said, if you can't find it,
let me know. But as always, I want to give a shout-out to our patrons. Yeah, thank you.
Actually, you do get a patron pick, obviously. I was going to say the big thing you will get is
every three episodes in order one of our patrons gets to pick the two films. So you'd get to choose
something that's on one of your favorite films we can talk about. Yeah, or two of your
films, whatever it is. It's made for some really interesting conversations,
stuff that we never thought we'd really talk about. So it's going to be fun. So yeah, if you
want to do that, please do. And you will get a shout-out like I'm about to do for these guys.
And I know I think it was Don who liked me to do the, or Kevin, wanted me to do the individual
voices for each of you. Dan, though, if you've got the t-shirt. Oh, yes, let us know if you've
got the t-shirt done because we had a lot of trouble getting that sent over to you for some reason.
And I have no idea why. They weren't accepting a package to America for some reason.
They went in there and I was like, "Oh, can I post this?" She's like, "Yeah, of course."
Like, I was like, some sort of crazed learn-tick. And I was like, "Oh, wait a minute. Every time I've
not been able to. So don't look at me like that." So hopefully Don, you'll get your t-shirt and...
You should have had it by now. I hope, yeah. And if you do want to send me a photo of you in it,
I'll put it up on the social medias so people can see how amazing and handsome you're looking at
that t-shirt. Who knows, but you don't have to. But yeah, as always, here's the shout-out
acts to our patrons. So thank you ever so much to Don Coru.
Matthew Cawthley. Jamie Jenkins. Kevin S. V. V. V.
Sarah Kay Rachel.
Aaaarrrr, Jamie Credy. And let's boo, boo, boo, boo. There we go. And that's...
Next boo is Holly Mitchell. So Holly, you're going to be our next patron in two episodes time. And then...
Yeah. Brilliant. So that's it, guys. That was episode 1, 3, 7. That was our return after two months
off. My voice has just about made it through. Yeah. And back to a bit of...
Yeah, we'll probably get one out again soon. Probably probably too bad with it.
No, it should be fine. We'll do our Jason 2 and 3 episode very soon.
That's what I need to watch now. Yep. Get that, watch the next week or so.
Is that whether it's very hot here in the UK? I know. I watched the film last night.
Oh, brilliant. I've got a day after my... I could do one. I'm going to be doing burbs soon.
Yeah. Yeah. Good. The burbs. I did the Lost Boys a couple of weeks back.
It's just... G-watch when it's hot. You need a fright, no way. That sort of thing.
A fright night Texas, James Musker as well. Always glad that...
Tremors or something like that maybe. Yeah. Stuff where you could just see the
swan... The Australian films. The Australian films are quite like as well. You know, your balls,
your things. We could watch um... We can fright together. Oh, gosh. That's a traumatizing movie.
Hot. Very hot. Another film like that we do is The Sorcerer. I've got to talk about that sometime.
Fucking hell, that's crazy. That one. That's one with the truck, doesn't it?
Truck full of dynamite going through a jungle. Yeah. Keeping it steady on sand in the truck.
I can't believe we've covered um... uh... deliverance, you know? Yeah.
That was a tough... Tough review? That was... You know that... that boy doesn't play the guitar.
What does he do? That's another kid putting his hands through the guitar playing it.
Is that because he broke his banjo string? Because he couldn't do it. I'm not surprised. I mean,
take a look at him. He doesn't look like he can do a lot. I think that's what I mean. Anyway,
it's a bit like David Bowie and uh, Labyrinth. That wasn't him doing all that stuff with his balls.
That was somebody else's hand coming around from behind him and playing with him.
If someone was giving him a reach around playing with his balls. Yeah.
It was a German magician. Um, he was very good with his hands. If someone's gonna be good
with their hands and play with their balls, I want them to be a German magician. If you ever
want to reach your own, make a German magician. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And make sure they're
played by Krista Foltz. And not... And... And... And... And... impression. Okay, there you go.
You've come to play with your balls. Just turn around. So there we go. All right guys, thank you
so much. Thank you. We love you very, very much. Um, it's a good night from something that I can't
see, but it's near the corner of my mouth. It's a good night from Bacon's Pervyness.
It's a good night from the baby and the pram that I've just kicked over because I'm invisible.
And I'm a lunatic. Yeah. And it's a good night from you. And it's a good night from Elizabeth
Shoe. It rhymed. And me. And the invisible poof. Right, let's get out here. And uh, as always...
Take care. Big love. Bye, peoples. See you later.
Thank you for listening to the podcast on Haunted Hill. We will be back again real soon.
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