[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the first podcast to take place from a
[franklin]: king size bed from beautiful hedonism to i'm your main host friend and and as
[franklin]: always i'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world uncle howard
[howard]: franklin i'm a changed man
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: because i was on the precipice of death
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: and i know what you're thinking yeah i had covid that's what i'm talking about
[howard]: i had
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: covid i'm not dying of covid i'm living with it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but i had i had an adventure i had a misadventure i
[franklin]: one
[howard]: almost died the other day frank when i was walking in this parking lot at
[howard]: target walking through one of those spaces because you're in the parking lot your in
[howard]: a
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: space or you're out in the lanes where people are driving right so you're walking
[howard]: through the spaces this lady pulled into the space and she said hey i almost
[howard]: hit you
[franklin]: ah that's it
[howard]: and i said well it's a good thing you did it and
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: she said oh you know you got you can't be walking around here and i
[howard]: was like mam pedestrian have the right way you know you can't just hit people
[howard]: but their car because you you want to and she said yeah they've got the
[howard]: right away on a sidewalk it was like well of course on a sidewalk
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: with your crazy asp driving up on the sidewalk
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: for lady that's not allowed at all
[franklin]: it sounds like she said that begrudgingly
[howard]: i like i'll give it to you on a sidewalk
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: would put an insane thing to say i almost hit you like i know
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like thank you
[franklin]: was she
[howard]: for
[franklin]: expecting an
[howard]: not
[franklin]: apology
[howard]: i guess so and then you know i was like i was like well you
[howard]: know she was like well you've got right away on a sidewalk and i said
[howard]: i got right away everywhere
[franklin]: m
[howard]: and then she started an up her window and i said well you know that
[howard]: would be a hell of a law suit if you'd hit me and then she
[howard]: just kept rolling up her window so i gave her thumbs up and walked away
[howard]: i hope
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: she feels like a dumb dumb
[franklin]: yea
[howard]: but i was i was scared to hell because what what if she hit me
[howard]: you know what would i what would i have done franklin i would have fallen
[howard]: on the ground and then i would have sued her ass
[franklin]: yeah oh my god well
[howard]: i'm
[franklin]: i'm glad you didn't get hit
[howard]: i'm always looking to see somebody though
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: franklin
[franklin]: that's right
[howard]: yeah that's
[franklin]: that's why
[howard]: a white people love to see
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: you know and if you want to hit me with your car i say
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so concise
[howard]: you
[franklin]: so
[howard]: know what
[franklin]: concise
[howard]: hit me with your car
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: this is what i say you see me out there rolling around you got you
[howard]: got good as insurance hit me with you car will split
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's that's smart man i don't know why more people don't do that say hey
[howard]: you go ahead hit me with your car
[franklin]: they will split the profits
[howard]: i'll sue you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know that i'll
[franklin]: i think
[howard]: give you
[franklin]: it's my
[howard]: half
[franklin]: insurance would be shipped from here on out though
[howard]: yeah but okay let's say let's say how much money do you think you get
[howard]: from
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: so let's say you hit me and your
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: in
[franklin]: i hit you
[howard]: your insurance pays me what how much you think like two million
[franklin]: two million
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i don't know and r deeds
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he got his foot ran over by a city truck
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and he got some
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: money from the city and they made it up d r deeds to be like
[franklin]: you're you're living off the eleven thousand dollars like i don't know if if now
[franklin]: deeds i'm so sorry oh my god what's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: wrong with me
[howard]: m d a lot of money
[franklin]: and lot of deeds had a lot of money i'm talking about the big daddy
[howard]: oh yeah let me see how much money you get if if i'll say rich
[howard]: guy hits you
[franklin]: well i don't think
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that necessarily i mean i think it matters because you know good insurance and all
[franklin]: that but like insurance is insurance right like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to an extent
[howard]: well i don't know i mean because you you can you know when did my
[howard]: insurance for my car i said you know do you want to have two fifty
[howard]: thousand dollars of coverage or five hundred thousand or whatever
[franklin]: m that's not how i did mine
[howard]: now what do you say you said put it all on black
[franklin]: i don't know but i just remember like i'll
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: pay the two hundred a month no
[howard]: yeah and let god sort him out
[franklin]: well like because they didn't
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: cover my insurance when i drove into a flood i mean they didn't cover that
[franklin]: when i got when my car got flooded
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so i'm like what does this what does this cover in general and i guess
[franklin]: i was n't paying for the de lux package or whatever it was only paying
[franklin]: for like carrekanship i don't know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: s is so boring dude i fucking hate insurance what
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: good is it
[howard]: you know what it's good for it's good for crimes there's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: always doing crimes of insurance and movies and stuff i took this film class
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: a lot of these people out there they don't think i know anything about films
[howard]: but i took a movie about
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: there was a crime film black and white so is history
[franklin]: m hm
[howard]: and the lady or something she said you know said oh there was a insurance
[howard]: on me if i die and then she
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: faced her death made a lot of la
[franklin]: right the life insurance
[howard]: yeah that's smart right there
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: right
[franklin]: that anna nicole smith money
[howard]: yeah or with that severi coop or whatever
[franklin]: yeah
[franklin]: you know where anna cole smith passed away right
[howard]: beautiful west palm beach right
[franklin]: hollywood florida my man
[howard]: yea
[franklin]: at a seminal hard rock hotel in casino
[howard]: oh man that's where you know if i have to die brother
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: bury me at the hard rock
[franklin]: what is the aninical what's the room does she pass away in a room at
[franklin]: the hotel there
[howard]: i bet she do they go they got slots there
[franklin]: yeah they got slots there it's a casino
[howard]: she she probably died right in front of the kitty glitter machine
[franklin]: the kid
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: glitter machine i know slot is like the most confusing fucking game there's like eight
[franklin]: lions going in different
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like
[howard]: i love it i love saying you know you give me thirty five lines at
[howard]: a time and you know it shows it and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: they're all going zig zag zig and it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: doesn't go i guess so sure
[franklin]: what happened to the three cherries
[howard]: yeah no no nowadays you don't get no cherries at all brother you get a
[howard]: winking cleopatra at her you get a monkey
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: mommy all
[franklin]: you
[howard]: this
[franklin]: get a movie
[howard]: that's why like to play the ghost busters machine becase sometimes you get scenes from
[howard]: ghost buster you're like he
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's a good day movie
[franklin]: sex in the city
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: slot
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: machine
[howard]: yeah or there's the brittany spears machine you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: get to listen to it one two three
[franklin]: now in the sex in the city machine you know what i think it's kind
[howard]: m
[franklin]: of bull ship because like so they have like the ladies
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and like
[howard]: then they
[franklin]: m
[howard]: got mrbayeah
[franklin]: biggmrbigg has the most money that's got a bullshit though isn't it
[howard]: well it's canonic right
[franklin]: it is canonical he is
[howard]: ah uh
[franklin]: his job in the movie he just had a desk had a t v that
[franklin]: had like the stock market on it like like that as his job i'd like
[howard]: he's
[franklin]: to
[howard]: just
[franklin]: watch
[howard]: watching he's just watching cramer
[franklin]: i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it shocks you fast pack sun is plummeted
[howard]: i hate these mimastacks
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: two hundred years ago these mean stocks
[franklin]: oh boy
[howard]: never mind
[franklin]: good god
[howard]: hey that's dark
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: dark stuff
[franklin]: jim cramer well either cramer you know they got to relax
[howard]: yeah well
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: that's why jim rae made that beautiful mescal
[franklin]: right is tekla right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: it's good stuff i bet
[franklin]: neither of us has gotten it
[howard]: no
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: god knows i might never
[franklin]: no no
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: i know what you'd rather be doing
[howard]: what's that
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: that's true man you
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: know what i think about chilly dogs
[franklin]: you do you really
[howard]: yeah i think that girls
[franklin]: no you haven't had one from seven eleven then
[howard]: that must be the issue
[franklin]: no well hear me out can you hear me out man
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: or have you had chilly dogs from you in you just bust open a can
[franklin]: and pour it on a dog no
[howard]: yeah that's what i've had him under the bridge with a shop
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: in cart terry
[franklin]: mosquito timmy
[howard]: quito timmy turpentine sale the
[franklin]: big
[howard]: general
[franklin]: aden
[howard]: big aden
[franklin]: okay well when you go to seven eleven and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you get your big bite right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get your big but you put it there's a machine seen the machine
[howard]: yeah i think so it's a dispenser right
[franklin]: dude that machine
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: has i guess unlimited chilly
[howard]: m
[franklin]: that's wild like i think discovering
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that like i can buy a chilly dog i could put as much chilly as
[franklin]: i wanted it is just like
[howard]: right
[franklin]: insane
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: and there's cheese in the other side too so you get the smallest dog see
[franklin]: but i don't need to be a consistency in ratio
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but i'm telling you man i mean i haven't used it in years i think
[franklin]: i think i outgrew it you know
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know you know some people outgrow relationships
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: i think
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i outgrew my relationship
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: with the seven eleven chilly and cheese the spencer but i'm not saying
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's not right for others you
[howard]: right
[franklin]: know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like i'm serious like i don't know are you a hot dog guy or no
[howard]: no man i don't i don't i don't mess with any of that stuff
[franklin]: i like those hebrew nationals
[howard]: i don't like an elongated food won't eat no hot dog on't at no corn
[howard]: on't at no celery at all
[franklin]: m yeah well
[howard]: m
[franklin]: you're missing out brother you're missing
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and sucking them down
[howard]: you're been missing out on life that's what
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: dell the funky homo sapient once said
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well either way man
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: i think a friend of mine you know everybody is missing out on something tom
[howard]: teredais
[franklin]: m
[howard]: missing out on those belgian beers
[franklin]: he is missing out right
[howard]: i
[franklin]: this is your belgium beer this is your white whale a
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: good chilly dog
[howard]: yeah but nobody's missing out on those coronas well
[franklin]: he
[howard]: i guess he's not because he's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: got him if he wants one
[franklin]: if people hunt on
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he can get one you know he brought those over there man
[howard]: yeah he had him ready
[franklin]: that guy has been famous for like years kurt russell
[howard]: yeah he's is such a famous guy man you know kurt russell i think we
[howard]: are kind of like the modern day
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: kurt russell's in a lot of way
[franklin]: in what way is there a single way
[howard]: we're pretty handsome right i think
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: you're a handsome guy
[franklin]: i think you're a handsome guy too legitimately i'm not
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: gonna
[howard]: kurt russell is a handsome guy
[franklin]: okay just because we
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: have that in common like he's hollywood handsome and we're just like oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's a pleasant enough face
[howard]: yeah we're not guys you would recoil away from in terror if you saw a
[howard]: set of mervins
[franklin]: no yeah
[howard]: well that's pretty good
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: let what else is it similar
[franklin]: at
[howard]: to us about
[franklin]: murten
[howard]: you all like mervin loan m
[franklin]: you go shoppyat gimbles
[howard]: i'm a montgomery ward fellow
[franklin]: good god
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know what story i don't like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: you're in tore beals
[howard]: m i don't i don't know
[franklin]: you talk about beals
[howard]: no i don't know if i know beals like that
[franklin]: i don't know if it's just like because it looks like because i don't know
[franklin]: maybe it has like a marshal's type fund or something like that or just
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like i keep wanting it to be marshals you know
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: but it's just like it's just not man it's just like a chitty
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like it's like a how would
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i describe beals
[howard]: it's an american retail corporation over over five hundred store is founded in nineteen fifteen
[howard]: that's how i describe it
[franklin]: just right at the top of your head
[howard]: yeah i mean if i had to just
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: throw it out there i see their
[franklin]: m
[howard]: logo is very martial
[franklin]: it's that kind of style you know i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: just like i don't know it's just
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you think it's something cooler than it is you know
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: the other place coals i'm like oh this is like target but it's not like
[franklin]: coals is not cool right like
[howard]: no
[franklin]: i don't like i
[howard]: right
[franklin]: wanted to like you wanted to be something else is essentially
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like an equivalent like i wanted i want coals to be target it's not target
[howard]: yeah yeah coals is the least cool store at probably there's
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: ever been man that's
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: that's a place where you can get you know so like miami merchandise but it's
[howard]: like it's
[franklin]: a lamp
[howard]: technically official but it's not you
[franklin]: it looks
[howard]: know
[franklin]: like a ship
[howard]: yeah it's like this as if you ever wanted to buy a miami jersey that's
[howard]: twenty
[franklin]: i
[howard]: two dollars which is fine you know
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: but it's not
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: it is not cool yes
[howard]: you know it's a cool store
[franklin]: that's a cool store
[howard]: i think they only got him in texas it's called h b yeah
[franklin]: g v
[howard]: yeah you've seen
[franklin]: h
[howard]: those
[franklin]: yeah i've seen fast before might have a mutual
[howard]: yahoukowit's cool about v s founded by a lady named florence
[franklin]: a
[howard]: but
[franklin]: okay i don't think that's why our guy goes to it
[howard]: no but he probably doesn't know that it was founded by florence butt and howard
[franklin]: he
[howard]: every butt
[franklin]: well
[howard]: another howard
[franklin]: and they get expired meat there that you
[howard]: mhmyeahthat's
[franklin]: can get half off
[howard]: right that's here the undertaker shop in
[franklin]: the value beef man
[howard]: yeah if you buy if you buy it and it says use or
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: freeze by and that day is
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: today that's a smart by
[franklin]: at
[howard]: yeah that's on
[franklin]: right
[howard]: getting it right under the wire man if that was a three pointer you'd say
[howard]: that's a clutch play
[franklin]: that's true very that's very true why can't you say it's some clutch beef yeah
[franklin]: right
[howard]: want some clutch beef man
[franklin]: some of that beef has looked gray and i didn't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: think of it because like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: but yeah that doesn't look right
[howard]: yeah well i mean maybe that's the way beef goes it's
[franklin]: m
[howard]: like janet jackson says that's the way beef goes
[franklin]: i guess
[howard]: you
[franklin]: so
[howard]: know er russell is in a upcoming monster verse series
[franklin]: yeah are those still happening
[howard]: so it's not the dark universe it's the monster
[franklin]: m
[howard]: verse
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: with
[franklin]: is that different from the mummy and like
[howard]: yeah i know this is with god zillah and the titans
[franklin]: okay so what what falls under that universe officially is that that did that start
[franklin]: with the cranston god zilla
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i hated that i hated
[howard]: i
[franklin]: that
[howard]: hated cranston god zil so bad it was com schol island in the monster
[franklin]: it is because they have the monarch
[howard]: m
[franklin]: company
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and that i like though
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: i liked
[howard]: a bad
[franklin]: it
[howard]: ass movie
[franklin]: now you know what the problem that movie is
[howard]: there's not enough something for daddy
[franklin]: it was bred larson but i mean
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and then sam jackson bought
[howard]: yeah and tom hiddlestonyeah
[franklin]: low key yes but that's definitely like oh i hate i hate when hey when
[franklin]: we're like oh oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is tom hiddleston daddy like but
[howard]: yeah he is daddy though
[franklin]: but if any actor is daddy it's like it's it's him in that movie he's
[franklin]: definitely got
[howard]: you do tommy hitdleson is the new tim roth by the way
[franklin]: no i think tim roff is too low level
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tom middleston is is getting big time
[howard]: he's a main inventor
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: tim roth has always been a talented hand
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but
[franklin]: tim rot is like you know european championship you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: know
[howard]: he was like a belt venus
[franklin]: it's like a album
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: i hope not but you know but well so yeah
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: so here's the thing with that movie it's said in the seventies right
[howard]: yeah it's old
[franklin]: it's all but brie larson's in it and they bring bri larson back the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: god zilla that are that's like modern
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: she would she'd be old
[howard]: maybe she got you know inspected by god's virus or something
[franklin]: what does that mean
[howard]: you know like scale island everything is crazy right
[franklin]: i know everything is crazy in skull island man
[howard]: so
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: maybe they don't maybe don't get old if you've been there
[franklin]: john c riley got all the ship man what you talking about in the beginning
[franklin]: of that movie
[howard]: yeah but he's not he's not a babe
[franklin]: he's certainly not but i'm just saying bred larson and now shows up in the
[franklin]: other what's it called the dark universe
[howard]: the monster verse
[franklin]: so what's the mummy ones
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: is that
[howard]: the dark universe
[franklin]: okay so if he's in the monster she's in the she's going to be old
[franklin]: that's what i'm saying dude she's on na
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: be they have to put prosthetics
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is gonna look she's going to look like you know ma young or something
[howard]: oh boy oh
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: you know it'll be like hale at well in
[franklin]: captain america
[howard]: yeah but that was confusing because one movie should be babe one movie should be
[howard]: old one movies should be ld one movie should be a babe i couldn't keep
[howard]: it straight
[franklin]: i couldn't keep it straight either
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know decide please
[howard]: yeah and count in america and that guy is such a hunk he should have
[howard]: just been moving on you know
[franklin]: yeah you know a captain america
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know you know what he didn't didn't have on his list there you know
[franklin]: how you had that list right
[howard]: yeah yeah yeah i was
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like check out marvin gay stuff
[franklin]: it
[howard]: like
[franklin]: was
[howard]: that
[franklin]: like check out marvin gay check out star track star wars
[howard]: read
[franklin]: like
[howard]: about
[franklin]: let's
[howard]: his
[franklin]: let's see
[howard]: can
[franklin]: what yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: what's on his list here and there's
[howard]: you didn't
[franklin]: no
[howard]: have
[franklin]: pad steve jobs his apple tie
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: food disco nowhere on there is i love lucy was on there jesus christ man
[franklin]: what a dork uh
[howard]: you told him that man you
[franklin]: a
[howard]: just
[franklin]: name
[howard]: came back to life
[franklin]: you got t see i love lose fuckedall of that one you're right ye
[howard]: he was hanging up with all these little as fools
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: they're like oh you're call look out all our lot
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: he's like sons good hank
[franklin]: i love lucy the moon landing the berlin wall to see hasslhoff i guess steve
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: jobs disco ty food star wars nervana
[howard]: m
[franklin]: rock and
[howard]: there
[franklin]: trouble man sound
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: track
[howard]: yeah yeah that's right because they told him that was the best music
[franklin]: yeah so you know what they don't have on their porno
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: put a little port on a cap
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: gonna want to see this
[howard]: they didn't tell him about watching any
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: kurt russell movies
[franklin]: no
[howard]: you should check check out kurt russell man he's pretty handsome
[franklin]: now he has a son
[howard]: yeah oh that's right boy you wouldn't like him
[franklin]: right that's true he's the
[howard]: right
[franklin]: other captain america
[howard]: you like a scum bag version of you cap
[franklin]: doesn't
[howard]: yah
[franklin]: goldy han have a son that's not kurt russell's
[howard]: yeah she's got a daughter that's not kurt russell can
[franklin]: but kerr russell raised her
[howard]: that's right i guess he's the stepfather right
[franklin]: yeah or is he the father that stepped up
[franklin]: this is pretty good
[howard]: yeahdamn that's a good shirt man right there
[franklin]: that's a good show we should just have this whole interaction
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: beyond in the back of a t
[howard]: h
[franklin]: shirt
[howard]: if you could have an audio t shirt
[franklin]: we couldn't
[howard]: the
[franklin]: have an audio we could get the transcript of this episode and put it on
[franklin]: his shirt you know that
[howard]: that
[franklin]: right
[howard]: would be awesome like
[franklin]: to
[howard]: he pushed a little but like those those greeting cards and plays happy birthday or
[howard]: something
[franklin]: we could have uncle tom in the front and then on the back is this
[franklin]: whole transcript in a small pot
[howard]: yeah people would love that
[franklin]: i love that a especially the i say porno very loudly
[howard]: yeah it's all small text really tiny like eight point like
[franklin]: m
[howard]: seventy two points as poor no
[howard]: it was your
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: shirts like port it's part of a larger conversation an
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: captin america should have
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: looked at porto oh
[franklin]: look i'm not lie tha should have been the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: main thing you should have done i'm not in a fucking scoundrel here man
[howard]: i would
[franklin]: you
[howard]: have
[franklin]: know
[howard]: told them about jack and off
[franklin]: they
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: have jacking off in the fucking thirties
[howard]: say that
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: pile you gotta give us tracking off
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: business
[franklin]: it
[howard]: a shot
[franklin]: no it's real simple
[howard]: they're all simple say put a little elbow grace in the
[franklin]: craze oh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: love that is
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a good show man yeah
[franklin]: so they had a different for other countries so australia his list
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: had a c d c space
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: travel steve irwin was on this list
[howard]: what really
[franklin]: in england it
[howard]: eh
[franklin]: was it was more or less shan connery or stern connery
[howard]: one
[franklin]: this guy who harassed alex rebeck
[howard]: it is a bully
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: in mexico it was
[howard]: m
[franklin]: shaker was on their fucking christ
[howard]: she's not mexican
[franklin]: this
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: is fucked i know oh my god
[howard]: if you put chicure on the mexican list you could have left the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: same ship for the british and australians
[franklin]: at that point man at that fucking point well maybe
[howard]: he
[franklin]: he had point on another page it was a fucking notebook like that might have
[franklin]: been at the top
[howard]: yeah that's we only saw one page that's
[franklin]: we
[howard]: true
[franklin]: only saw one page man slaves could
[howard]: yet
[franklin]: have given him a whole book of just names
[howard]: he
[franklin]: man
[howard]: yeah i check out riley read
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: find out what happened to her but otherwise
[franklin]: she got what happened
[howard]: is she the one who got who got caught caught and compromised
[franklin]: she got married just
[howard]: oh that's even
[franklin]: equally
[howard]: worse
[franklin]: worse for her sleeves right
[howard]: yeah sleeves has a like a perspective where it's really easy for someone to be
[howard]: caught and compromised yeah
[franklin]: to be dead to him is yes
[howard]: it's like the razor thin line
[franklin]: it's a race in line
[howard]: that
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: was a hell of a guy sleeves you don't know him check him out
[franklin]: oh yeah that would be the only thing we could ever plug on this show
[franklin]: right
[howard]: that's what i would tell captain america
[franklin]: sleeves tweet
[howard]: yeah got the sleeves treat cap
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you would just break your jaw right there
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: keep this filth away from me pervert
[howard]: i'm a war hero damn it
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: god
[howard]: no
[franklin]: that's enough about cathin america for now
[howard]: i don't know
[franklin]: it might be later you know we do
[howard]: we
[franklin]: have
[howard]: might come back to him
[franklin]: we might we might want to table that one
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we do have traditions though on the king size bed don't we uncle howard
[howard]: oh brother we sure do and that's what makes us great
[franklin]: yeah so every single night me and uncle howard like to watch a little bit
[franklin]: of movie before going to bed you know oh
[howard]: because we don't we can't sleep soundly until we've seen cinema
[franklin]: that's right because we're a pair o ronda shears and gilbert godfreys were up
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: all night
[howard]: that's right beautiful
[franklin]: so my movie so i don't know why this little tweed came into my thought
[franklin]: process here but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so i was thinking to punk you know and how zach brat assaulted a child
[franklin]: on the show punkedallegedly
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: now
[howard]: well i'm pretty sure it happened
[franklin]: allegedly for
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: whatever sake that he zacbrafasalted a child but one of the people that was on
[franklin]: the show punked was some little tweed
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: named like ryan pinkston and
[howard]: h
[franklin]: he capitalized
[howard]: m
[franklin]: on some of that punk success and you got you got a feature film out
[franklin]: of it which
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: is really wild
[howard]: well deserved
[franklin]: because ah well this is like not net flix movies
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this is like a movie in a theater
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know with like crikkilborn and carmen electra you know so i don't know i
[franklin]: picked this movie not really thinking it through here but it's basically a mix of
[franklin]: like fucking the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: matthew perry movie or he's played by zachefron you know
[howard]: oh yeah dad dad swap
[franklin]: it wasn't called dad swap because it was called seventeen again
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: come on man dad swop jesus christ
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: so
[howard]: come so
[franklin]: yeah so this movie aired as a couple of things is called
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: big liar on campus and it was also called full of it so i don't
[franklin]: know which of the screenings you saw i guess very similar to captain you know
[franklin]: depends
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: at captain merica's list you saw
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: theaters
[howard]: i saw checura
[franklin]: you saw this
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: sour exicoman this movie ninety minutes
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: four hundred and eighty six thousand at the box
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: office
[howard]: hey that's not bad man i could use that much money
[franklin]: could use a to man we should play should call ryan piksons and you can
[franklin]: give us a slice of that
[howard]: yeah he's probably still spending that money
[franklin]: okay so its widest release was fifteen theaters
[howard]: oh oh
[franklin]: uh and the gross the domestic growth was fourteen thousand
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: wait a second so over season urn like the four hundred and seventy two thousand
[howard]: yeah it was huge in china
[franklin]: damn no wonder the rock fucking
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: loves those other countries man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so so this plot i mean honestly i thought it would be more amusing when
[franklin]: i chose it but
[howard]: right oh
[franklin]: it wasn't it was it's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know it's it's like a straight
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to d v d movie with a if
[howard]: my
[franklin]: an actor nobody remembers but he
[howard]: there's got
[franklin]: says
[howard]: some other actors in there though right
[franklin]: there are some other actors there is kate mara
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: terry polo
[howard]: terry bull
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a great manager of nineteen ninety three w f
[franklin]: that's johnny polo
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah uh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you have the you know well so many talented actors like i really don't feel
[franklin]: like name but you o you
[howard]: i
[franklin]: think carmon electro wouldn't attach your name to the ting that's a bust right
[howard]: not well there's one bust she attach
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: her name to
[franklin]: this movies bad dude it's like an a b c family movie i know you
[franklin]: know he says my dog ate my home work i never miss
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a shot in basketball and drive a porch
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and all his lies
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that he told early on that nobody believed ended
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: up becoming true
[howard]: so starts driving a parish and his dogs eating his own work
[franklin]: yeah that's not great but
[howard]: it's not good for the dog i'd worry about
[franklin]: worry about the dog but aside
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: from that he never misses a shot and basketball
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: you
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: know yeah so now so but now he says he
[howard]: m
[franklin]: has to find a way to fix and fix what is
[howard]: i hate how things you know i'm driving a porch now
[franklin]: i'll post a d v d on d v d edition
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: assume
[howard]: is there a special edition of it is there like
[franklin]: i think i don't know man i don't think
[howard]: his
[franklin]: so
[howard]: and hers with full of it and what women want oh yeah
[franklin]: full of it d v d let me see if there's a combo pack
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: let's see uh no it doesn't look like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: doesn't look like there's a com boat man no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: his hers just just by itself here you know is by itself
[howard]: yeah you search full of it d v d you find much of movies but
[howard]: none of them are full of it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: find
[franklin]: i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: had the fall of a d v d
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: two thousand seven the same year as a ghost writer i believe
[howard]: that's a good one
[franklin]: i am
[howard]: i
[franklin]: legend
[howard]: said
[franklin]: i couldn't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that be a combo pack full
[howard]: m
[franklin]: of it and i am legend and it could have
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: made more money
[howard]: you bundled them together if you said hey come
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i am legend by
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the way full of its play and you say sure i stick
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: around i guess
[franklin]: right
[howard]: a
[franklin]: that's what they should do with bad movies fucking attach them to good ones and
[howard]: yeah that's a smart smart idea it's like when you go you see a band
[howard]: the band you're excited about playing they got an opener you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: really care about that opener but there they are same deal
[franklin]: you got to listen to them and sometimes they're okay right you might
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not
[howard]: you might
[franklin]: might
[howard]: be surprised
[franklin]: not hate it so they should have like super bad and then like you know
[franklin]: it's like a flop that was like a
[howard]: um how about crypto staring alexis bladell
[franklin]: is that
[howard]: and
[franklin]: real
[howard]: kurt russell
[franklin]: i'm looking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this up now excuse the typing everybody
[howard]: it's like a crypto
[franklin]: crypto
[howard]: it's about money laundering
[franklin]: you're just
[howard]: elect
[franklin]: in a money oh shit it is real
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he a bow nap is in this
[howard]: bon app
[franklin]: fucking guys gave his bow nap an there's luke emsworth i think he's the younger
[franklin]: brother and he looks like he's fifty
[howard]: yeah is the scrub brother yeah this guy know he's older i think than chris
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: lam is the oldest one right
[franklin]: lem
[howard]: late liamlim but liamis
[franklin]: now he's
[howard]: the young
[franklin]: the youngest right
[howard]: is the youngest he looks like a million bucks
[franklin]: he does like a million books yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: look i
[howard]: all right
[franklin]: call it like a seer
[howard]: yeah let's let's f f m k the emsworth brower
[franklin]: yes please i think there's kay
[howard]: i wouldn't
[franklin]: luke
[howard]: i wouldn't
[franklin]: put him out
[howard]: kill
[franklin]: of his misery
[howard]: any of them man what are they just get kill
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: luke
[franklin]: he's old i mean let's
[howard]: yea
[franklin]: call it like it is
[howard]: here
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: a piece of used up meat brother
[franklin]: yeah man that's
[howard]: i
[franklin]: that's just a special project we're gonna start doing here just
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: attaching the crypto if you know super bad or whatever
[howard]: yeah yeah i think that's a pretty good idea about why doesn't chris do one
[howard]: of his brother s a favorite hey thor ragnarok i'll attach it to
[franklin]: independence day too resurrection or whatever
[howard]: death of me
[franklin]: ah you get
[howard]: well
[franklin]: you can get
[howard]: maget
[franklin]: up
[franklin]: like you get like a new hope with a wild hog i guess
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: neither one is a bad movie though
[howard]: yeah wild hogs they hit
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: legitimately is
[franklin]: legitimate
[howard]: is that
[franklin]: it
[howard]: is our wild hawks commentary still i guess they took it down in the great
[franklin]: cornu
[howard]: pornhubpurge
[franklin]: in the pornhuperge they took down our wild hogs d v d commentary and
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: i
[howard]: and
[franklin]: can
[howard]: a lot
[franklin]: check
[howard]: of
[franklin]: a
[howard]: other
[franklin]: goole
[howard]: stuff
[franklin]: drive
[howard]: too
[franklin]: on a lot of other stuff i think
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: sleeves is really from that as well more than anything that was our most listen
[franklin]: to episode
[howard]: yeah i was and was surprisingly well rated considering that you would think a lot
[howard]: of guys were trying to check off
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: came across that and apparently we're like four stars yeah
[franklin]: that was weird that was weird i did find like you know i'm i'm not
[franklin]: a porter this is this to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: porno heavy my god my
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: word
[howard]: we
[franklin]: but
[howard]: got
[franklin]: i found infinity war once on a streaming site like age deep quality
[howard]: yeah you know i mentioned earlier i had
[franklin]: m
[howard]: just got over covid getting over it i guess i still got
[franklin]: m
[howard]: a little bit in
[franklin]: m
[howard]: but
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: i watched infinity war and in game these
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: are good damn movies man
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and i'm going to be brave enough to admit i was so sick the barrier
[howard]: between my emotions in my brain was completely taken down so i was just like
[howard]: crying all the time the movies
[franklin]: so you got a man coming back from the quantum world and you're
[howard]: i was
[franklin]: just like
[howard]: like
[franklin]: in tears
[howard]: i got all like choked up when all the chicks rally up together at the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: end like we got that was like her so strong oh
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: a
[franklin]: beautiful man m
[howard]: yeah it was nice man i liked feeling those emotions
[franklin]: h
[howard]: i hope
[franklin]: h
[howard]: i get covid again to be honest with you
[franklin]: that's the only way you feel emotions
[howard]: no i got i got choked up watching and gave the first time in the
[howard]: theaters man when tony sees his dad and he's like hey just be a good
[howard]: dad or whatever like
[franklin]: all
[howard]: dan
[franklin]: right yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: that's a nice scene
[howard]: that's a beautiful scene man
[franklin]: dad's john slattery
[howard]: yeah that guys
[franklin]: think he's a scrub
[howard]: i don't know
[franklin]: okay he's
[howard]: not a
[franklin]: old
[howard]: scream yeah he's an old man he's a
[franklin]: but it
[howard]: dad
[franklin]: he's always looked old though as the thing
[howard]: he's just where he's an always old
[franklin]: and always old bro
[howard]: socks
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: i think he's another guy and i don't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like this but he gets like because people like madmen they like like the outfits
[franklin]: and like all he's like oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is john slattery daddy
[howard]: oh yeah but he's daddy
[franklin]: he's daddy
[howard]: at
[franklin]: because like he's fucking just you know swigging whiskey you know
[howard]: if you're swigging whiskey your daddy
[franklin]: i even just mentioning it just hurts me
[howard]: yeah john slattery he's oh man he is old what the hell he doesn't look
[howard]: that old in the movies because he's got black hair
[franklin]: yeah well
[howard]: but
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: looking at my wikapits old as hell an he's got white
[franklin]: what's
[howard]: hair
[franklin]: his age though
[howard]: sixty same age as killmorn
[franklin]: god okay
[howard]: by the
[franklin]: so
[howard]: way
[franklin]: he's six people like you
[howard]: he was like rough sixty man he's
[franklin]: that's a rough six is what i'm saying man like that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ain't like that ain't that ain't a typical sixty
[howard]: yeah what's he been doing is even like hiking in the desert all day every
[howard]: day or something
[franklin]: yeah right with the fuckmast
[howard]: hey slattery get your ship together brother
[franklin]: he looked all this ship on madman which was like fifteen years ago
[howard]: yeah yeah i'm looking at him here i'm like oh shit i've never watched madman
[howard]: but i know there was an old guy on it looked
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: at him and like oh that's the old guy from madman
[franklin]: and he looked all he goes all the ship there too dude
[howard]: yeah but then well that's why people people talk bad about these mc movies how
[howard]: kind of they made this guy look like a million bucks until
[franklin]: a
[howard]: like an old cock
[franklin]: yeah guess i guess
[howard]: he had a mustache he had black
[franklin]: m
[howard]: hair looked great
[franklin]: what can i tell you
[howard]: yeah yeah that's
[franklin]: m
[howard]: what it's all about man
[franklin]: yeah yeah
[howard]: man i love movies
[franklin]: eh
[howard]: speaking of movies i watched a movie franklin
[franklin]: did you
[howard]: yeah it's called the sharpest knife in the shed
[franklin]: the sharpest knife in the shed i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: could see the cover already r j get on it
[howard]: yeah r j or mason or tag up this movie this is this a movie
[howard]: is from two thousand three when movies were made for men
[franklin]: yeah i miss that
[howard]: and this is a movie it's about a guy he's a dumb dumb but he
[howard]: he he's a he's a traveling salesman you know it's like cut co you know
[howard]: those knives that they sell
[franklin]: m
[howard]: door to door he's like that but then he gets ome he's out he's in
[howard]: a bad part of town these guys come up to him and they say give
[howard]: me all your money they think he's someone else they're like hey you know slevinski
[howard]: he was like well i don't know
[franklin]: m
[howard]: i'm not slevinsky and they're like give give me the information levinski
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and and because he's got this brief case and he they're like give it give
[howard]: it no no no and he opens the brief case and all the knives fly
[howard]: out and it stabs the guys and they
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: all die
[franklin]: shit
[howard]: and he runs away he is all scared
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and then and then another organization there is like that satellite sees him and they're
[howard]: like oh
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: looks like slevinski killed the k g b which is so easy and so it's
[howard]: like it's a government and they're saying slavinski's on run is on the run from
[howard]: the k g b we got to get him there after this guy he's just
[howard]: a dumb dumb as
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a case of mistaken identity
[franklin]: oh that's funny
[howard]: yeah that's a movie man right
[franklin]: that's a good movie
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is it rowan atkinson
[howard]: no rod run atkinson is in this but he plays the president of the united
[howard]: states of america
[franklin]: oh so you got type cast it again huh
[howard]: all play because
[franklin]: folks think i'm gone so smart
[howard]: yeah slvinski it's not real the real slevinski turns out is a hunk it's it's
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you know one of those classic two thousand three hunks of a
[franklin]: one of the classic two thousand three hunks we all
[howard]: matt
[franklin]: remember
[howard]: damon
[franklin]: that matt damon it
[howard]: yeah so it's the
[franklin]: jude
[howard]: real
[franklin]: law
[howard]: the
[franklin]: another
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: two duson three hunk
[howard]: jude laws another two three hung but then so that's the real one who he
[howard]: finds he finds r protagonists and he was like you got to come with me
[howard]: on levinski
[franklin]: no
[howard]: and so then yeah then our nerve is like i don't know who to trust
[howard]: but the main nord is he's played by mickelevin
[franklin]: christopher mints plus
[howard]: yeah place
[franklin]: plus
[howard]: plassy
[franklin]: yeah i don't pronounce the name
[howard]: no one does what's he
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: been up to lie like well probably still living off the residuals from the sharpest
[howard]: knife in the shed oh
[franklin]: you hear other films
[howard]: i can't think of one
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: oh kick ass to
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m
[franklin]: it's quite essential cloven movie oh
[howard]: that's a cool
[franklin]: m
[howard]: man plas yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: here's a great movie there's oh he was in two thousand he was fourteen years
[howard]: old says quick
[franklin]: m
[howard]: quite a character
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: for him to be playing at that time but
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: so it happened i guess it must have come out i would must have been
[howard]: wrong it must have come out in two thous thirteen
[franklin]: yeah you might be wrong
[howard]: m
[franklin]: on that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: year
[howard]: there's a sexy evil russian lady
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: was that played by linda hunt
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: the linda fiorentino
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a
[howard]: this movie was it's crazy this movie was directed by michael man
[franklin]: do
[howard]: yeah i don't know man yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: michael mando
[franklin]: yeh because in michael man movies those are pretty big films
[howard]: yeah yeah people seem to know
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: about them
[franklin]: i
[howard]: i've i've of course heard of all of them and
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: see
[franklin]: man
[howard]: all
[franklin]: all these michael you know michael man michael man what
[howard]: i said
[franklin]: a movie
[howard]: why not michael who man
[franklin]: that's that's both of you
[howard]: yeah because i believe in equality
[franklin]: yeah oh
[howard]: i don't think i've seen i'm looking at michael man here i don't think i've
[howard]: seen a single one of his dam movies
[franklin]: i don't think i haven't seen heat yet
[howard]: yeah i saw i've seen that clip where patina she's got a great
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: ass
[franklin]: yeah i think that's the main
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: reason people watch basically
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: at this point is the men and then
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they came out with heat too which is a book not a movie
[howard]: what
[franklin]: it's a book you're going to be sick you're going to be sick you're gonna
[franklin]: be
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: asking yeah yeah
[howard]: this is a great podcast everybody
[franklin]: yeah i am confused to like where like weird film twitter to size like oh
[franklin]: so and so this white
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: mid fifty year old man bay now and
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: like he is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we love his movies
[howard]: yeah we love to see it folks
[franklin]: we'd love to see it folk
[howard]: and we
[franklin]: i'm
[howard]: love
[franklin]: sure he eats
[howard]: and
[franklin]: good i'll see heat
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: i don't know if i will i think it's like four hours long man
[franklin]: oh i'm good on that player because
[howard]: yeah i'd rather be watching in game if i'm watching a movie that long
[franklin]: yeah right i think with some thrills
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: right
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know this movie sounds suspiciously a lot like if looks could kill with richard
[franklin]: greco
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: because it's a mistaken identity with
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: richard greco playing a gay name old corban which is the exact same name as
[franklin]: a secret agent
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well they don't know is that secret agent
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: dies in the beginning
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: of the movie but they don't know this so richard greco they fucking like they
[franklin]: get him like he's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on a school trip in paris they just fucking like like the association or whatever
[franklin]: finds him is like where are you michael if you've been you know we're so
[franklin]: glad we found you they give him like the corvet all these gadgets you know
[franklin]: you know like you know the exploding like shaving cream
[howard]: i like
[franklin]: and all those cool things they give you in the movies
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ere just so sick man i love thee i love the movies in general
[howard]: i do too man it's funny you mentioned it looks could kill because there is
[howard]: one person who is in both movies
[franklin]: no ship
[howard]: gabriel and war
[franklin]: oh mariska hargate
[howard]: yeah gargeetoyou as well you interesting wikapidia does not say gabriel anwor's birthday she must
[howard]: be
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: thirty years old
[franklin]: let's leave it at that
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it doesn't i am d b
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: well wait a second
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: you're not going to i don't care man but you're going to be mad and
[franklin]: you know you are a patriot
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: gabriel nor is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: british to will you stop it yeah
[howard]: all right i don't bother me because she served america proudly during
[franklin]: m
[howard]: the burn not wars oh
[franklin]: hold up so gabriel anwarsuh in her fifties
[howard]: yeah look at that
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: she looks just as good in these pictures as she ever has
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: she is such a she's she's
[franklin]: she
[howard]: inspiring because most times you think of a british actor you think like oh they're
[howard]: really good but her not so much
[franklin]: no what yeah
[howard]: no she's a great actress
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: he
[franklin]: almost dropped an empty can here but yes
[howard]: oh now listen to this her her grandmother was an austrian jew but her grandfather
[howard]: was an indian moslem so she's equality right there
[franklin]: that most certainly is
[howard]: yeah she's daddy right
[franklin]: s gabriel and or she is a
[howard]: a
[franklin]: night night opening m v p
[howard]: yeah she's great man actually i'm never never upset to see
[franklin]: m
[howard]: very lanarinamovi
[franklin]: and anything right yeah your se gabriel and are
[howard]: cheers to that brother
[franklin]: yeah okay we're getting distracted by gabriel air
[howard]: m
[franklin]: and like
[howard]: it's no one could blame us for that oh
[franklin]: yeah lock us up
[howard]: if it's a crime to be distracted by a beautiful
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: equality british then
[franklin]: equality
[howard]: throw me in prison
[franklin]: british is that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: where you're referring to her as by quality british yeah
[howard]: yeah why not man now
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: we could we could talk to averilanr and richard rico all day and richard greco's
[howard]: likes on instagram and maybe we should
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but
[howard]: but we got we got business to get down to franklin
[franklin]: yeah we got some lovely questions
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: from our
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: listeners man
[howard]: yeah i think they're do we got email ones are all just in our
[franklin]: i
[howard]: patron
[franklin]: haven't checked
[howard]: exclusive
[franklin]: the email ones here
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but i think what was the last time we recorded we helped the guy
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: out with his pill organizer right
[howard]: yeah that was it yeah i think that was the last one
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah we got some questions here we could
[franklin]: all right so
[howard]: charge
[franklin]: we'll start
[howard]: through
[franklin]: off
[howard]: him here
[franklin]: with bert here and bert's asking us what wrestler would
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you cast in the breaking bad
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: better called saul universe
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: and who would they play
[howard]: okay oh
[franklin]: wrestlers just can't act though man like
[howard]: what about the greatest game changing actor in hollywood dwaine
[franklin]: oh okay
[howard]: j
[franklin]: yeah the rock would be the worst thing to ever happen to
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: better call s all like
[howard]: because he would just put a stop to all that crime
[franklin]: essentially right you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: would you would say he would say saul has a small penis and then fucking
[franklin]: arrest everybody and book himself to be the fucking guy dude
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: like it would be sucking terrible man it would be fucking terrible
[howard]: h
[franklin]: like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: god i can't i can't imagine a worse thing happening to better call saul than
[franklin]: dwaine the rock johnson like interjecting himself somehow it would be
[howard]: a
[franklin]: the worst thing
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but you know what i think
[howard]: listen up rio sea horn
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: piece of ash
[franklin]: right yeah exactly
[howard]: impressed i know who that is
[franklin]: i am impressing who ray sea horn is yes
[howard]: oh i didn't know how to pronounce
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: she
[franklin]: know
[howard]: was
[franklin]: how is
[howard]: a
[franklin]: pronounced either but i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: sure yeah
[howard]: it's probably in between
[franklin]: sure
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i don't know
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: a fucking cast man these these wrestlers are jokers
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: man like
[howard]: well so it's let's they're like kind of you can realy cast a like brian
[howard]: tillman junior
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: as a meth guy right
[franklin]: as a meth guy yes man oh my god you know for sure you know
[howard]: but kind of like a tough math guy i guess because
[franklin]: now
[howard]: he
[franklin]: saul has like goons
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: sometimes though like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like he might need to
[howard]: brian
[franklin]: like a
[howard]: pillon
[franklin]: jake
[howard]: junior is a goon
[franklin]: no funk that he's a meth guy dude
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: fuck that look that like i mean like a jake hager or a fucking you
[franklin]: know like a big fellow you know
[howard]: yeah maybe
[franklin]: like paul white
[howard]: what's oh paul white would be a great goon
[franklin]: because that's like soul i got in trouble again and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like god damn not another public master
[howard]: as
[franklin]: baiter yeah
[howard]: i don't know what this is about
[franklin]: m
[howard]: real life
[franklin]: okay yeah you've played you've been a good sport though yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but i think i think the big show paul white not the rock and brian
[franklin]: pill man junior
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on the show
[howard]: i think that's a money maker right there
[franklin]: sure is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you want to get the next one here
[howard]: for mason man as i love this guy more every day that's that's a shoot
[howard]: he
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: says who slash what would you choose as your abitar in the metavhers can be
[howard]: anyone anything alive dead or fictional
[franklin]: can you explain the meta verse and
[howard]: a
[franklin]: better detail to me because
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: i don't know
[howard]: it's like second life but it's virtual reality you
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: know so you just just be your little guy that runs around and looks at
[howard]: ferries jack and off or whatever happens yes
[franklin]: oh dear
[howard]: so i think i would just pick a mighty redwood tree
[howard]: well
[franklin]: your
[howard]: you
[franklin]: avatar
[howard]: know
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah it does have a tree just just giant
[franklin]: so have you played super mario autisy
[howard]: ah no not really i know a little bit i know there's the hat
[franklin]: yeah that's good
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well that is basically everything so it's so much fun to go in a motorcycle
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: in that game you know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's so fun but
[howard]: what
[franklin]: i would like to have a motorcycle whatever my avatar would be in the the
[franklin]: meta
[howard]: you
[franklin]: verse i don't know man it's so it's so creepy there i mean i think
[franklin]: i'd take one browse and just you know not not be thrilled you know
[howard]: yeah yeah i'm not a big meta verse guy i don't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: think
[franklin]: you're asking the wrong guys
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on this and i think that's more of a van question to ask i think
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's a guy who can maximize the meta verse
[howard]: i guess you know what i would i would like us to both be delffuegos
[franklin]: can we
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: burn some bars down and
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: the meta verse
[howard]: i think so i watched a video on maybe it was on the news or
[howard]: something about their building a house somewhere you buy this house it comes with a
[howard]: lambo and you
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: also get your house in
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the menaverse
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: and they were like what a cool deal you get this crazy house and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a lamb
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and the meta
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: verse house
[franklin]: the meta verse
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you build a nicer house in the metaverse
[howard]: yeah can you imagine i would just take a chitty house i guess in real
[howard]: life if the metaphors is so dope man i i'll just live in a dump
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: as long as i got my
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: sick lamb in the middle of her
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: is that is
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: that a thing you have to be like an old man is that a thing
[franklin]: like we have to be
[howard]: i
[franklin]: concerned
[howard]: don't think it's like really
[franklin]: think i don't think anybody on live in squalor
[howard]: i think
[franklin]: just
[howard]: yeah i think it's like
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: kind of made up it's one of those things
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: where they are just trying to convince you that you want it but it's not
[howard]: going to work no one why would anybody want to have a sick
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you know like i can have a cool house in a grand theft auto right
[franklin]: yeah you know what it reminds me of it's the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's the arrow smith music video the virtual reality one
[howard]: yeah i know what you're saying it's
[franklin]: you
[howard]: just
[franklin]: know exactly
[howard]: like that
[franklin]: what i'm talking about right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's called amazing
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: and you know this guy just you know builds like alicia silver stone this
[howard]: m
[franklin]: fucking thing it turns out she was real i think the end of the music
[franklin]: video so
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's a little confusing but that's essentially the metovers so look up
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: arow smith's amazing you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: got a guy who is just like instructing the perfect
[howard]: right
[franklin]: babe he does
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: write out of a motor cycle too
[howard]: yep
[franklin]: um that's basically like that
[howard]: to
[franklin]: is essentially the meter verse right
[howard]: yeah it's just the arrow smith amazing video once again ere smith
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: was an innovator you should all be thanking him
[franklin]: one of the great
[howard]: yeah
[howard]: so you want to get this next question here it's a pretty pretty good question
[franklin]: all right so
[howard]: m
[franklin]: sorry is this o shampoo he's okay has anyone
[howard]: m
[franklin]: has anyone you know ever come back from a long trip and seemed like even
[franklin]: more
[howard]: h
[franklin]: of a bully about video
[howard]: m
[franklin]: game trophies than ever
[howard]: m
[franklin]: i would say no i would say people have come back from a long trip
[franklin]: with clarity
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and and aspirations and goals
[howard]: no
[franklin]: and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: pride in their achievement
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: say video game trove they were winning fall guys
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i think maybe the question that should be asked as has a friend of yours
[franklin]: ever gone on a trip ended up winning a bunch of fall guys tournaments and
[franklin]: you have some resentment and jealousy
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: oh
[franklin]: but i'm a prey
[howard]: fit
[franklin]: for you champ
[howard]: oh that's that's big of you man right there
[franklin]: i think so
[howard]: yeah all right here's a question from mac
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah he says tell me about a time you knew you were right and everyone
[howard]: thought you were wrong it's hard hard to narrow it down for
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: me
[franklin]: hard to narrow it when haven't we been right
[howard]: i am usually pretty right about stuff
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i was right when i said there was some wrestling a drama and i said
[howard]: just wait for the person to say oh promise i'll pay all you guys later
[howard]: that came true
[franklin]: yeah you basically wrote that to like oh sorry i did not mean to press
[franklin]: it
[howard]: i
[franklin]: again
[howard]: deserved it
[franklin]: i didn't have to press i'm sorry you did you did essentially call that
[howard]: yeah i didn't really take the mightiest powers of prediction though
[franklin]: it didn't yeah i'm sure there's more examples that's like a tough one like you
[howard]: i feel
[franklin]: know
[howard]: like we're usually right
[franklin]: i know
[howard]: to be
[franklin]: what
[howard]: honest
[franklin]: i got one i got a perfect
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: one actually
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: there's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: a guy named jack allison who
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah that's right i do want to shake his hand and i don't know how
[franklin]: we got on the subject
[howard]: my
[franklin]: of the band red pepper
[howard]: m
[franklin]: and the song california cation
[howard]: oh yes
[franklin]: they said they said and alderon's not far away it's california cation and jack goes
[franklin]: aldernis not even featured in the movies where are they singing about it and i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: said it's featured in the end of the revenge sith where they drop off baby
[franklin]: lea
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's featured in kanobi you know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so i mean
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: jack hello hello
[howard]: well
[franklin]: yeah it's featured in
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's featuring cenoby
[howard]: oh ah
[franklin]: thank you so that's the time when
[howard]: m
[franklin]: well i knew i was right
[howard]: m
[franklin]: and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: jack was wrong
[howard]: that was an amazing one i was so proud of her when
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that happened
[franklin]: yeah he gets mad when i bring it up
[howard]: looks like red pepper knows a lot more about star wars than jack does
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m oh
[howard]: let's say here's a question from bert oh you want to get it i'll just
[howard]: read it since i started off here and
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: bert says what's your stance on neumperennium parennium
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: pareneum sunning
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: and do you have any tips so this is one of the new health trends
[howard]: that sweep in the nation people go outside
[franklin]: my
[howard]: pull their pants down
[franklin]: m
[howard]: just let the sun do its magic
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: on their on their
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: on
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: their a b c
[franklin]: no trump said that would work though at some point
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i felt like right is this like
[howard]: he said it was good for covid and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: hell
[franklin]: why
[howard]: i
[franklin]: didn't
[howard]: might
[franklin]: you
[howard]: have
[franklin]: try that
[howard]: i should have tried i went outside a couple of times when i was sick
[howard]: because i just needed to get outside and then i got here tired very quickly
[franklin]: you were very weak i'm so sorry
[howard]: why don't we have a sample of that
[franklin]: we do need to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get the i think a lot of music's playing that's the problem with some of
[franklin]: them you know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the music
[howard]: weak
[franklin]: yeah that's
[howard]: ned to
[franklin]: unfortunate
[howard]: isolate it we've got a email george can
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: we get the isolated tracks
[franklin]: sir e an mcchellan or whatever avidsh
[howard]: yeah mickey hen or something
[franklin]: mac dermod sorry
[howard]: yeah dermid
[franklin]: yeah so the next question here
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah i mean we don't have but yeah like you know don't do that you
[franklin]: know right
[howard]: yeah i'd say probably you don't want to get john mc kane cancer on your
[howard]: balls oh
[howard]: m
[franklin]: okay this is a great question
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i think it's the last one to
[howard]: yeah there's one more but yeah
[franklin]: where is it
[howard]: conrad's yeah
[franklin]: that's not a question that's like a quote tweet man
[howard]: no but there's a question in between
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: and yeahi'it's
[franklin]: sure
[howard]: from a great man
[franklin]: need
[howard]: and
[franklin]: to make
[howard]: she
[franklin]: er
[howard]: deserves
[franklin]: advent
[howard]: it
[franklin]: of the discord
[howard]: yeah she is my friend
[franklin]: yeah uh would you accept a lifetime season tickets for your favorite team with the
[franklin]: condition that any game you attend you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: had to be need
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: at a great question because you can't you get a lifetime seats and tickets but
[franklin]: you got to funk and be new at the game
[howard]: he
[franklin]: is everybody
[howard]: so
[franklin]: cool up in a trina though like i guess they are right
[howard]: it's it's interesting this question that we answered it today because i was just reading
[howard]: you know i love to read the news and my favorite team is the oklandas
[howard]: and they just recently had it there's a police are looking for a couple who
[howard]: went up to the highest that as aren't doing good this season and a lot
[howard]: of people aren't going to the game so there's like entire sections of the stadium
[howard]: where no one is so this couple went up into a section up as far
[howard]: away from everyone as they could up up up up in the corner and they
[howard]: started go into town like there was no tomorrow
[franklin]: no
[howard]: on each other yeah and now there's pictures of them it's like you know police
[howard]: say if you see this couple let them know which first of all if anybody's
[howard]: listen to you know that couple is tell them that you know cut their hair
[howard]: dye their hair do it but they came in to hide from the police because
[howard]: you know you let them let them live i hope they learned their lesson not
[howard]: to publicly have sex at a professional sporting event but they don't need to go
[howard]: to jail for it they just need to be made fun of a little bit
[howard]: which i think they are so yeah me too he
[franklin]: well
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: what are the people like sitting behind them doing
[howard]: there was no one behind them
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: they were up and they were up in the very very top section they were
[howard]: as
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: far away as they
[franklin]: those
[howard]: possibly
[franklin]: stadium
[howard]: could
[franklin]: those stadium the top of a stadium is high as funk
[howard]: yeah it's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: in the stadium
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: this is probably not too interesting to a lot of people but they
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: built a huge extra addition to it so
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: be there was the raiders played there too and the raiders were more popular so
[howard]: these guys said oh we can build a whole another section so it's like
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: a whole nother like higher up section
[franklin]: goddamn
[howard]: so it's like super far up and there's like no one's ever up in there
[howard]: so i think that's probably where they were sucking
[franklin]: my
[howard]: but the issue is also
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you know anywhere you're sitting you can look up there and you know in the
[howard]: game well is not so like
[franklin]: right
[howard]: fast pace that you don't just look
[franklin]: m
[howard]: around a lot of time i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: always look up there to see if anything is happening up
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: there you
[franklin]: i
[howard]: know
[franklin]: want to see some blame or something
[howard]: yeah you don't know maybe it's like some guys are you know fighting something up
[howard]: there kind
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: of take a look up there and see what's going on so yeah it's it's
[howard]: not like it's a hidden place they could have gone in a bathroom or you
[howard]: know into the concessions or something but you know they decided it just funk as
[howard]: high up it's kind of the most visible place if you're going to try to
[howard]: funk secretly you don't do it in the sky you do it in the in
[howard]: the dirt
[franklin]: i see i see now the lode sex act they
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: are like right at the corner it seems so and i don't want these people
[franklin]: to get caught or in any kind of trouble that's such
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: bullshit
[howard]: want to get in trouble either but i think they need to know that you
[howard]: know there's like kids at those games you can't really be doing that but
[franklin]: don't yeah hey don't
[howard]: i
[franklin]: do it again
[howard]: don't yeh like hey shame on you
[franklin]: shame on you don't do it again
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: and i think that's that's about right
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: you know like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: so when was this i mean they haven't gotten caught yet have they
[howard]: no there're still on the ruin
[franklin]: this
[howard]: i will
[franklin]: is like
[howard]: i
[franklin]: a
[howard]: will
[franklin]: day ago or today
[howard]: there's a couple o days ago
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and
[franklin]: man i hope they get away with it do they
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: don't deserve to get like yeah so okay so let me see how you know
[howard]: i'm looking at the picture here
[franklin]: this okay first off this dude needs to shave and ditch the glasses and get
[franklin]: a hair cut like that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: for you know don't wear fucking alternative rock tee shirts either body
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: nobody's
[howard]: even
[franklin]: going
[howard]: want
[franklin]: to
[howard]: to blow
[franklin]: notice
[howard]: up
[franklin]: you
[howard]: a spot
[franklin]: that
[howard]: i don't want to say what shirt he's wearing but yeah you got to clean
[howard]: up your at start looking
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like you're into bing crosby and ship instead
[franklin]: you
[howard]: of
[franklin]: shave fucking polos some kackies dude
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get some
[howard]: put
[franklin]: are
[howard]: some contact
[franklin]: hostile
[howard]: in yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and then she needs
[franklin]: o
[howard]: to
[franklin]: girl
[howard]: kind of
[franklin]: cover your arms just
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: because it's it's a i think she's forgettable enough
[howard]: yeah she is not too
[franklin]: i don't mean that she's unattractive i want
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: to make that
[howard]: no
[franklin]: clear
[howard]: it's hard to tell from this picture
[franklin]: it's hard to tell for either either of them but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like well he just stands out more that's my thing is
[howard]: yeah i mean
[franklin]: like
[howard]: you'd see that guy anywhere you say look
[franklin]: her
[howard]: at look
[franklin]: i would
[howard]: at
[franklin]: see anywheres
[howard]: look at johnny rock and roll there
[franklin]: yes exactly her i would see anywhere and i wouldn't like so like the important
[franklin]: thing is so she needs to cover her tattoos this dude i swear to god
[franklin]: dude you better have some fucking cakes and a polo and fucking get a haircut
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: but fans have showed up with signs and
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: like stuff like keep your head in the game
[franklin]: m
[howard]: it's pretty funny
[franklin]: m you know i think this guy could get aware of because he has long
[franklin]: hair and like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: once you get a haircut you shave the beard
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and you have different clothes
[howard]: yeah no one will know
[franklin]: like you know it's going
[howard]: so
[franklin]: to bother me if they get co that means they were so fucking lazy and
[franklin]: i'm going to be mad
[howard]: yeah i would get i'm mad if they get caught too and
[franklin]: because
[howard]: also
[franklin]: they can get away with this
[howard]: it's definitely they definitely can get away with it also some people were having sex
[howard]: at a toronto blue jays game recently so
[franklin]: and that's okay
[howard]: oh yeah because it's canada but in that when the security found them they busted
[howard]: them up there's a picture of security going up to
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: say hey guys knock it off you know what if you're at a baseball game
[howard]: and you know kind of a boring game your your lovely lovely friend so say
[howard]: let's kick it up and watch is that a crime
[franklin]: i didn't see it anywhere in the law book
[howard]: yeah yeah to show me where it says
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you can't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: get down at
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the baseball
[franklin]: right
[howard]: game baby
[franklin]: seriously man
[howard]: yeah they're patriots as far as i'm concerned
[franklin]: i agree man i agree no hat
[howard]: we
[franklin]: would
[howard]: need
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: should we start to go fund me for those guys
[franklin]: maybe man i don't know maybe you just tell the police
[howard]: yeah yeah far as i'm concerned the only people mad about those are jealous that
[howard]: they weren't
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: keeping their head in the game
[franklin]: where was my invite
[howard]: you know it would have been nice if i was there
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: anyway would would i apparently i wouldn't accept season tickets to a
[franklin]: no i
[howard]: game
[franklin]: wouldn't
[howard]: because there's a bunch of nerves out there already to get mad at me for
[franklin]: well
[howard]: being naked
[franklin]: assume you can be naked and there's no reprecussions the thing is there
[howard]: a
[franklin]: still going to be people posting photos and ship
[howard]: yeah and also like sitting on on those hard plastic seats
[franklin]: cutting great
[howard]: it's going to be all sticky
[franklin]: you gonna develop a pool of sweat around there
[howard]: if i if i had private box
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you know private
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: box
[franklin]: not what he's
[howard]: man
[franklin]: asking though
[howard]: yeah that's right he was saying because those
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: season ticket sections are not that luxurious yeah
[franklin]: you know if we move on a private sky what's the point then you're just
[franklin]: like naked in a sky box nobody
[howard]: you
[franklin]: can
[howard]: can
[franklin]: see
[howard]: probably get naked in a sky box now
[franklin]: you could you could man the w
[howard]: yahyou
[franklin]: w wrestlers and fucking two thousand one in the invasion couldn't get naked
[howard]: know by rich mike often gets the sky box when he goes to a w
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: he's going he's going all out i wonder
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: if he's going to be naked
[franklin]: no because they run chicago fifty times here
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know who runs chicago my boy
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: teach
[franklin]: that's true teach run chicago man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: d is the only like the only person i want to ear talk about chicago
[franklin]: is teach
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: plain
[howard]: right
[franklin]: and simple
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he's real he's a real real
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: one man
[franklin]: so
[howard]: all
[franklin]: you
[howard]: right
[franklin]: want to get the final question here because i would
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: need to go to bed
[howard]: yeah from our friend conrad simply the best she she's just posting a question from
[howard]: survival to beta famous wrestler from japan um and he says is it a bad
[howard]: influence of the declining birth rate aging population that ugly people can swagger in the
[howard]: face of bogus idols
[franklin]: the funk does this mean
[howard]: so he's saying you know the birth rates declined right they're having less babies and
[howard]: then also he says that people are getting older you know the average average person
[howard]: and i guess japan is older and he says is it bad that ugly people
[howard]: can swagger in the face of bogus idols it's just a yes or no question
[franklin]: y yes
[howard]: i'll say no just for interest sake
[franklin]: i just i'm still not i don't know i'm just not grasping all right i'm
[franklin]: tired you know
[howard]: yeah no i think something was lost
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: in translation on this question so you just got a
[franklin]: yeah like
[howard]: it's based on vibe
[franklin]: i guess i get the vibe of it like i get the vie but i
[franklin]: don't understand the question that's more of
[howard]: is
[franklin]: it like
[howard]: it is it bad that ugly people can swagger
[franklin]: right
[howard]: in the face so i wonder what swagger
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: means in japanese because it's
[franklin]: who
[howard]: evidently
[franklin]: are the false idles
[howard]: um
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i don't know like capitalism right
[franklin]: yeah oh man i don't i mean
[howard]: oh that capitalism stuff gives me the creeps
[franklin]: is it an anti ugly person thing
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: or
[howard]: know
[franklin]: is it
[howard]: i mean
[franklin]: anti
[howard]: he's
[franklin]: their false idols i don't know which side am i taking you
[howard]: he's not like the best looking guy i've ever seen in my life that's for
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: like as he's saying is it counter culture for ugly people to have sex yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is
[howard]: or
[franklin]: that
[howard]: is he saying is he
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: saying because the birth rates declining should ugly people start having more sex and i
[howard]: say
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yes they should
[franklin]: yeah that's fine
[howard]: yeah let's start having
[franklin]: you
[howard]: more
[franklin]: know
[howard]: sex everybody
[franklin]: go up to the fucking oakland section z in the three hundreds and have a
[franklin]: fucking ball oh
[howard]: i go out there survival tbita dan severed wrestled survival tobit
[franklin]: that's sick
[howard]: yeah that's like two hunks all right well this was a pretty good episode franklin
[franklin]: sure
[howard]: i don't know if we've got more that needs to be said about anything
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you got
[franklin]: yeah
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[franklin]: m
[howard]: these days so
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