Speaker 1: Welcome by to deardless, deardless, bickless me.
Speaker 2: You have one job.
Speaker 1: I know I sucked it up. I'm Kevin Smith and
Speaker 1: I'm Harley Quinn Smith three four. Wherever we go, whatever
Speaker 1: we do, we're gonna go through it to gether what's happening.
Speaker 1: I don't know that song. No, the generation skip that. No,
Speaker 1: it's like a TV staple when I was kids. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say the Brady sang it, but a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of like family shows. Eventually they would
Speaker 1: do that in some sort of pageant or something like that,
Speaker 1: or not just or a couple because like it's a
Speaker 1: two hander. Ok, wherever I go, I know she goes.
Speaker 1: Wherever I go, I know he goes. Or you can
Speaker 1: you know, throw on any product they go, she goes,
Speaker 1: Lucky goes. My proposition to you is when you go
Speaker 1: out on tour with Cinnamon, midway through the show, you
Speaker 1: bring me out. We do that two hander, a little
Speaker 1: soft shoe routine. No, no, really complex dance, but just
Speaker 1: something that people would be like, oh, well, something a
Speaker 1: little I'm not trying to win TikTok per se.
Speaker 2: But but something impressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll keep it basic because you're not coordinated
Speaker 1: and I'm not either, so yeah, but like they're like, look,
Speaker 1: they're trying to they're trying. It'll be like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, did you ever see Stop Making Sense to
Speaker 1: Talking Heads movie? So you know, how okay, it's doing
Speaker 1: it again. I'm not seeing any Hello, Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're talking to yours? What the Why can I see
Speaker 1: any volume? There? You go? All right? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: Will Wilkins is coming in here and turning turn it down,
Speaker 1: turn down a bit. Maybe I wasn't close enough to
Speaker 1: the mic, but Wilkins, like I'm looking at the video,
Speaker 1: You're not close enough to the mic. We need those
Speaker 1: fucking microphones that they got they got See I see
Speaker 1: yours is pointed at the bottom of your mouth. Talk
Speaker 1: Hi there?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Why hello? Still here? Fuck? Man? Why can't I just
Speaker 1: comes chat on one? I gotta do everything. I went
Speaker 1: to do an interview on the Woody Show. What what
Speaker 1: what's the do you listen to the radio? I don't alternative?
Speaker 1: What's all ninety eight? So that's what they're uh, but
Speaker 1: it's the all yeah and uh. While he's interviewing, it's
Speaker 1: cutting and uploading like at the same time, and I
Speaker 1: was like, are things that bad in radio that you
Speaker 1: got to do everything and ship? But his thing is
Speaker 1: like he's like, you know how you do like multiple
Speaker 1: jobs on the movie. He's like, why do you do that?
Speaker 1: Because I, you know, I just I like to I like,
Speaker 1: those are the things I like doing exact same. It's
Speaker 1: like I could have somebody else do this, but.
Speaker 2: That's nice he does it.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's multitasking. That's my point because I'm multitasking as well. Impressive, right,
Speaker 1: you impressed me? Thank you? We are You know, the
Speaker 1: past is the present and the president is the past.
Speaker 1: In the future, in the future is the present. Presiant.
Speaker 1: We are on Easter Sunday in real time, but you
Speaker 1: guys are listening to this the first Easter with your
Speaker 1: new bunny. What did you get up and wake him up?
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's Easter?
Speaker 1: What's Easter? What does one do for a bunny on Easter?
Speaker 1: Normally the bunny does for us.
Speaker 2: It's so true, but I believe you flips should be
Speaker 2: about celebrating rabbits and catering to them.
Speaker 1: So the one day that the bunny is supposed to work,
Speaker 1: you're like, take a load of take a load off.
Speaker 2: What so hyper over built today. I've been hyper all
Speaker 2: day because it's Buele's day.
Speaker 1: Has he seemed to have noticed a difference? Is he like,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling it is my day finally I'm being treated
Speaker 1: the Did you get him a basket?
Speaker 2: I got them some carrots, chocolate carrots. That was a
Speaker 2: long pause.
Speaker 1: I'm judging it. I'm like, well, how well they know
Speaker 1: it's Easter for him? It might just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a day with a wire in it because I'm
Speaker 1: getting carrots. That is.
Speaker 2: You remember when Nana made cinnamon a whole bunny cake
Speaker 2: made out.
Speaker 1: Of still in my Instagram if you scroll away the
Speaker 1: fuck down? Yes that was Sinnmon came over and was
Speaker 1: like eating the the bunny cake made of vegetables.
Speaker 2: That is the sweetest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm super sweet.
Speaker 2: Hey, where's where's bules vegetable cake?
Speaker 1: Yes, Nana, where's Nana taking care Pole? Yeah? Pa had
Speaker 1: a bad back week, man, like a tremendously bad back week.
Speaker 1: Because PA's a pretty strong individual, but man, it took
Speaker 1: him down. So him and Nana were supposed to be
Speaker 1: coming to since it is Easter Sunday in our real time,
Speaker 1: but the past for you, because the past is the president,
Speaker 1: and the president the past. We uh, they were going
Speaker 1: to be coming to the Dogma premiere premiere tonight. Dogmataur
Speaker 1: is happening right now as you're listening to the show.
Speaker 1: Tickets at dogmamovie dot com. Uh, and Dogma is coming
Speaker 1: out on screens everywhere June six. But where I am
Speaker 1: on four twenty, the Dogmator is just about to begin.
Speaker 1: How exciting it is, like less than an two less
Speaker 1: than two hours until my departure time.
Speaker 2: We're really cutting it close with.
Speaker 1: Recording, we really are. I think that was the point
Speaker 1: I was trying to make, because the kid was like,
Speaker 1: do you I record today? I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't want to say no, but okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: come over. But yeah, it's a it's going to be
Speaker 1: a race against time. But honestly, I prefer that to
Speaker 1: having a lot of time to sit around and overthink
Speaker 1: or something like that, or you and wind up getting
Speaker 1: in a fight with your mom and then like no
Speaker 1: thing to avoid that night's ruined. No, just the idea
Speaker 1: of like well why not this, you know, like this
Speaker 1: is fun for me and also takes my mind off
Speaker 1: of what I gotta do. I got to keep it
Speaker 1: in perspective tonight. Once again, I never just do one thing,
Speaker 1: so I should have just been like, Hey, I'm having
Speaker 1: these screenings and then we're doing the Q and A's,
Speaker 1: just like I am at every other stop, but this
Speaker 1: is the one. We're all agreed, Oh, we'll shoot this
Speaker 1: and then include it on the June fifth release. So
Speaker 1: we're shooting the Q and as tonight and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh man, and it's too late to do anything about it,
Speaker 1: and of course we need it anyway for June fifth,
Speaker 1: But you know, in retrospect, it's like, we are going
Speaker 1: to be in Burbank at the end of the tour,
Speaker 1: and you know it means I'll get another bite at
Speaker 1: the Apple. Who knows what Tonight's two Q and a's
Speaker 1: are going to be like, right, me doing it for
Speaker 1: the first fucking time time we got to those Burbank
Speaker 1: shows at the end of the tour, I'd had a
Speaker 1: you know, fucking patter down and shit like that. So
Speaker 1: you know, I'll put that in the back I'll put
Speaker 1: that in my back pocket, the idea that I can
Speaker 1: get a second bite at the Apple at the Burbank
Speaker 1: last stop of the Dogma the Resurrection tour isn't Burbank
Speaker 1: like May thirtieth or something like that. So all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's that.
Speaker 2: It takes some pressure off.
Speaker 1: It takes a little bit of pressure off and stuff.
Speaker 1: Not that it's pressure to stand up there and be
Speaker 1: me and talk about the movie. But I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you, I'm feeling a little pudgy and the idea
Speaker 1: of going on camera feeling like a little pudgies like,
Speaker 1: oh man, fuck fantastic, You're very sweet. But I saw
Speaker 1: some footage of me last night from the event we had,
Speaker 1: which again, the past is the present present in this
Speaker 1: past on April nineteenth, last night, So I don't know
Speaker 1: when this is happening. Three weeks, four weeks from now,
Speaker 1: four weeks from now would be who even those May
Speaker 1: ish May fifteenthish, maybe we did this. Vannington Galleries had
Speaker 1: this jay Ward Tribute to Jay Ward event at the
Speaker 1: Vannington Galleries in Studio City, and uh, I was on
Speaker 1: the panel with a bunch of other cats and it
Speaker 1: was fucking dope. The room was packed. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: Man Like, normally I'm dialed into ticket sales on things
Speaker 1: I'm involved with, but like this, I kept feeding into
Speaker 1: my socials, and I knew there was a streaming component,
Speaker 1: Like you didn't have to be there to watch it,
Speaker 1: you could watch it online as well. So it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking twenty people show up, that's enough of an audience
Speaker 1: or something. Place fucking packed, like one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: fucking people all sitting around and we watched cartoons together.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many people?
Speaker 2: That's pretty fire fire.
Speaker 1: I've never watched Rocky and Bullwingle with like more than
Speaker 1: maybe one other person. Most of the I'm by myself
Speaker 1: watching it with like that many people and hearing what
Speaker 1: people thought was funny. Because we watched the first episode
Speaker 1: of jet Fuel, it's called the first Chapter. It was
Speaker 1: just fucking great, Like it was so validated. I was
Speaker 1: that shit is funny, isn't it? Fuck yeah, fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: that's very cute. So the event went very well. Jay Ward,
Speaker 1: the guy who made all the cartoons that I love,
Speaker 1: His daughter, Tiffany Ward, was there, and I thought about
Speaker 1: you at one point because I was like, she here,
Speaker 1: she is like getting up one more time to like
Speaker 1: tell stories about her dad, like, and I was like,
Speaker 1: there's a high bar Yeah, Tiffany Ward Man, she's out
Speaker 1: there fucking he's been gone. Jay Ward's been gone since
Speaker 1: what was it, nineteen ninety five. I think they said
Speaker 1: yeah because he didn't get to see the Rocking and
Speaker 1: ball in com movie so many many thirty years. She's
Speaker 1: still out there going like, let me tell you a
Speaker 1: fucking funny story about my own man. So I gotta four,
Speaker 1: this is all done. I gotta give you like ten
Speaker 1: Zingers Kevin's fist stories that you can tell in my absence.
Speaker 2: I hate to think about that.
Speaker 1: One day. Jay Ward's last, long, long time. Jay Ward
Speaker 1: made some of the funniest, happiest cartoons in the world.
Speaker 2: But yes, I mean in fifty five years from now,
Speaker 2: when you'll be sitting on a panel around going like, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like him and Jay well they were like their
Speaker 3: characters in real life.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like ye better than that you can see.
Speaker 1: I give you my permission to steal all my material.
Speaker 1: I have to watch. She will, yeah, totally be like, well,
Speaker 1: my father used to tell the story, and then you
Speaker 1: just tell it like she told stories that her dad
Speaker 1: told in the audience went nuts, really, and that's just
Speaker 1: like telling a third party story, right.
Speaker 2: It's cool. That's like passing down stories.
Speaker 1: Just know that across your eras you will have one,
Speaker 1: you will be expected to be like, what was he like?
Speaker 1: And you'll be like, every time in my life, what
Speaker 1: was he like?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I think once I'm gone, you'll be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: happy to talk about it. While he was here, it
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's here, talk about me. But when you're.
Speaker 1: Gone, what do you like? That's weirder. I'd much rather
Speaker 1: have somebody come up to me and be like, but
Speaker 1: your dad like, rather than be.
Speaker 2: Like, what do you like?
Speaker 1: So scary?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh remember last week?
Speaker 1: Yes, the look up all Ship. I saw it when
Speaker 1: I was uploading it and I saw the back of
Speaker 1: my teeth and I was like, my god, a fucking
Speaker 1: full view in the camera. It's the back rid When? Uh? When?
Speaker 1: When it was all done? Mike Vannitt knows Vanny and Gallers.
Speaker 1: He opened up like place was packed. He opened up
Speaker 1: right next to a pop up shop.
Speaker 2: Like in the buildings your dream come true.
Speaker 1: It was, I mean, honestly, bro like, I was trying
Speaker 1: to get out of there because it was already like
Speaker 1: a two hour event and stuff, and I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to get trapped, you know, into long conversations and signed
Speaker 1: and stuff like I've done my bit for King and
Speaker 1: Country or moose and squirrel in this instance. So it
Speaker 1: was time to go. But there were people outside like
Speaker 1: looking to get signatures who didn't even go to the event,
Speaker 1: just like the autograph folks and stuff. And then they
Speaker 1: were like, I sit here, take my key, you can
Speaker 1: move the car to the front. I'll go out the
Speaker 1: front door. And in the travel to the front door
Speaker 1: like shook hands, hey man took pictures and shit, which
Speaker 1: really allows the folks from back to make it all
Speaker 1: the way to the front. So like the plan is
Speaker 1: fucking ruined. But as I'm just about to get out
Speaker 1: the door, Mike's like, you gotta come back to the store,
Speaker 1: like after this is all done. And I looked to
Speaker 1: my right and it's like literally a Dudley do Rte symporium,
Speaker 1: you know, reincarnate it is you're talking about, like merchandise untouched.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous. I want this for my fandoms.
Speaker 1: It would be like you know, an MCR pop up,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And Gerard, you know the ways Jordan
Speaker 1: Lindsay were like whenever they make a thing, we always
Speaker 1: get a box of it. So here it is. So
Speaker 1: it's all from twenty years of MCR ephemera mint condition
Speaker 1: T shirts. From every fucking stop of the door. They
Speaker 1: had so many fucking T shirts, so many pieces of clothing,
Speaker 1: the tags on them and shit like that. It was
Speaker 1: like the greatest fucking yard sale of all time.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like a dream.
Speaker 1: I had to go. I had to keep moving, so
Speaker 1: I got I went outside. I wound up running into
Speaker 1: all the autographic folks, took pictures, signed everything, gotten a
Speaker 1: are and then left. So I'm driving up Laurel and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing if you don't go?
Speaker 1: Like how many chances you get to go shop? Like Brandon?
Speaker 1: Like these these are things that I'd be buying on
Speaker 1: eBay and overpaying for because it's like I don't see
Speaker 1: this anywhere and shit. So I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: turn around.
Speaker 2: And go curated store for your obsession.
Speaker 1: Oh my, it would have been a fucking criminal for
Speaker 1: me to not at least go in. Oh yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of money. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: was just like, give me one of the ease and
Speaker 1: three of these and four e's and faves and movestans
Speaker 1: quirely square.
Speaker 2: Oh it looks like a once in a lifetime opportunity, truly.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Oh my god, I was just like a gobsmack.
Speaker 1: So I did spend all of your inheritance. No, I
Speaker 1: did spend. And this is before the auction, like the
Speaker 1: auction is come up. Let me tell you something. The
Speaker 1: panel was so lovely because not only was it a
Speaker 1: good time, there were people like, there's a David Silverman
Speaker 1: who directed the Simpsons was up there. Who else was
Speaker 1: up there? The guy Darryl Van Sitters who wrote the
Speaker 1: Rocking Bownkle book that I have in my office and stuff.
Speaker 1: He also directed Box Office, Bunny amber Ward, Tiffany Ward,
Speaker 1: whom the guy who was a moderate. And Mike was
Speaker 1: up there as well. So there was a bunch of
Speaker 1: people and they had a nice stage and shit packed audience.
Speaker 1: But Mike had displayed all the artwork that's going to
Speaker 1: be up for the auction up so you could look
Speaker 1: at like you could just stare at it. Few and
Speaker 1: most stare at any of us on the panel. You
Speaker 1: could just look at the ship on the walls. So
Speaker 1: I got to see the giant statue I want on display.
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 1: It was right, It's taller than everybody in the room.
Speaker 1: And shit, Malcolm was like, send me a picture. I
Speaker 1: forgot to take a picture with it, but I sent
Speaker 1: him a picture I found somebody's like fucking Twitter and
Speaker 1: he was like. Malcome's first reaction was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Leonard Malton was there, What the fuck? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: let's see.
Speaker 2: I'm honestly a little jealous of your experience. It was
Speaker 2: was a curated store.
Speaker 1: Oh we're not done, dude. Now it's not my picture.
Speaker 2: But oh she's big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she's a hey, but yeah, look at that
Speaker 1: kid's look at that.
Speaker 2: Giant but she the statue not.
Speaker 1: From when I thought it was. Though I thought it
Speaker 1: was from like that Jay Ward made it in the
Speaker 1: sixties or whatever. It was made in two thousand for
Speaker 1: the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie. Doesn't matter. Still a fire
Speaker 1: rendition of them. And how many fucking gigantic Bullwinkle idols
Speaker 1: are they ever going to be selling in this world? True,
Speaker 1: there's only one other, one better, bigger than that, and
Speaker 1: is the one that you know belongs to the city
Speaker 1: of Los Angeles now so I went back and back
Speaker 1: and shot. But the whole event was such a good
Speaker 1: time that when I went back, like I was talking
Speaker 1: to Mike and like we hit on the same time.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, man, we should do this fucking again.
Speaker 1: And then when I saw Mike, he was like, would
Speaker 1: you ever want to do this? I said, dude, I
Speaker 1: was fucking way ahead of you. I was like, it
Speaker 1: was great, we would. So we're building it, and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a thing that I'm gonna add like once
Speaker 1: a month because there's pure joy to sit there and
Speaker 1: watch cartoons with people. So what we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: same thing. We'll bring up people like guests, because you know,
Speaker 1: the dude runs an animation house, right, like a gallery
Speaker 1: for animation. All the animators come. I met so many
Speaker 1: fucking people last night. Like there's a dude who came
Speaker 1: up to Miss Dude Eric and he was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm the guy that designed you for the Simpsons. I
Speaker 1: was like, you fucking want and he's like yeah, he's
Speaker 1: gonna had to pick which error went with, and I
Speaker 1: combined a bunch and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, oh my god, and he's
Speaker 1: this morning, he sent me a fucking text of a
Speaker 1: picture he drew of because I sent him a picture
Speaker 1: of the Matt Graning that's up in the in the
Speaker 1: living room. Matt Craning did a Maggie sim that he
Speaker 1: didn't even do for me, but he just did for
Speaker 1: the San Diego Comic Con. Was ripping him out of
Speaker 1: this giant pad and give them the people that ask
Speaker 1: questions of the Q and A as the moderator. So
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, can I get one of them?
Speaker 1: Can I get that Maggie Because he's just after the
Speaker 1: Q and A he still had him left over. So
Speaker 1: I had a frame and it's fucking fantastic. You see
Speaker 1: the pencils, you see, and they went over it with
Speaker 1: the big sharpionship. So I sent a picture to my man,
Speaker 1: and my man this morning sent me a fucking drawing
Speaker 1: of me and the Simpsons family with your mother. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: can I see you? Yes, that's true. I could show
Speaker 1: it to you and I was like, no, Bug, that's.
Speaker 5: Amazing, Oh my god, wait this is everything right? Wait
Speaker 5: that looks like man, that's crazy, that's so sick.
Speaker 1: The only way I could have been more mom like
Speaker 1: is if she was wearing pajamas literally, but.
Speaker 2: She's wearing a turtlenecks. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So like he was, he was dope and he had
Speaker 1: his kid with him and stuff, and that always reminds
Speaker 1: me of like when I met Peter Marshall with my dad.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that story. I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 1: know the story every episode. So his kid was there
Speaker 1: for it was his kid was like, you know, his
Speaker 1: kid was laid back, very cool, but he was like
Speaker 1: his dad was like, he didn't find anything he wanted
Speaker 1: because there was no super Chicken. I was getting a
Speaker 1: super Chicken. He's like super Chicken. Steep cuts for the
Speaker 1: jay Ward characters showed a lot of taste.
Speaker 2: Are you close with the van Eaton people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike van Eaton is my boy.
Speaker 2: Could you make a suggestion?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Could you ask for a Scooby Doo curated selection? Yeah,
Speaker 4: because that would be my dream come.
Speaker 1: True and done. I feel like they're asking be like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, we need somebody to be like, here's a
Speaker 1: garage full of shit. Yeah, but they do shows. There
Speaker 1: are a hand of Barbarer pieces in this coming show.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember Scooby, but there's an in this show.
Speaker 1: It's a bunch of pieces and it's like May fourth
Speaker 1: and fifth, the Bullwinkle stuff, the jay Ward stuff is
Speaker 1: on the second day. First day has a very very
Speaker 1: hodgepodge of collectibles, including pee Wee's bike from pee Wee's
Speaker 1: Big Adventures. God yeah, they made thirteen for the movie,
Speaker 1: so this is one of the thirteen, crazy fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: It was there on the floor. We were all like
Speaker 1: gobstocks staring at it.
Speaker 2: Ship that's crazy.
Speaker 1: There's like original movie posters one sheets and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: like can get a nice Jaws one sheet and stuff.
Speaker 1: There was one a one sheet that I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it was a race for your life, Charlie Brown. I
Speaker 1: was thinking of that. But I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: stay in your lane, stay in your lane. So many
Speaker 1: things that you want. And I did wind up spending
Speaker 1: a bunch of money at that pop up shop, more
Speaker 1: than I imagined I would have. But it was honestly
Speaker 1: a bunch of shit. I would have bought on eBay
Speaker 1: anyway at a premium and shit. If I was smart,
Speaker 1: I would have bought triples, took that shit to eBay
Speaker 1: and then sold it. But I'll be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I think I'm the only one who's buying the shit
Speaker 1: on eBay. However, I saw a cell go up today
Speaker 1: which I was like, oh, that's nice. Is Rocky and
Speaker 1: his hat? I mean, bolinkle his hat and Rocky as
Speaker 1: if he pulled him out of the hat. As a
Speaker 1: two layer cell frame set up and it must have
Speaker 1: been from a serial cell or something like that, but
Speaker 1: I've never seen it before, and it was like fucking
Speaker 1: fifty bucks. I was like, my god, of course I'm
Speaker 1: gonna been on it. So I bid sixty and seventy
Speaker 1: and look like this one and ten. I was what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Two hundred? So I was like, oh, all right,
Speaker 1: so that's where we're and then I moved on with
Speaker 1: my day. The next time I was at my laptop,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it was going on. I've been
Speaker 1: out bid. Oh shit, sounds like, well, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not a gun slinger, but I know how to shoot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I said three oh five, and
Speaker 1: with nine days to go, oh my god, enter, I
Speaker 1: was like, right, man, refresh the page. My fucker instantly
Speaker 1: one overman stuff, So I'm gonna let that one go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I was. I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: It went from fifteen dollars to three or five time,
Speaker 1: it's time to dip.
Speaker 2: Time has come down.
Speaker 1: I will be watching though, you know, for the next
Speaker 1: nine days.
Speaker 2: I'll keep an eye visual onlooker.
Speaker 1: But it honestly, like, and I'm sure some people be like,
Speaker 1: what that's too much for you, but like, yeah, it's weird,
Speaker 1: like the lines one draws for oneself. Like if there
Speaker 1: was no jay Ward auction coming up, I would pursue
Speaker 1: that piece diligently. But it's like, you know, for ten
Speaker 1: times that amount, there's a three thousand dollars piece up
Speaker 1: for auction at the Jayward at the Venning Galleries Jayward Auction,
Speaker 1: but it came directly from an episode. Like and since
Speaker 1: yes screen used and since all that shit was done
Speaker 1: down in Mexico, there are none. It's not like, you know,
Speaker 1: there was a wealth of Warner Brothers cells because they
Speaker 1: kept them in shit like that, so when they come along,
Speaker 1: it's fucking rare. So there's in the auction, there's a
Speaker 1: few cells. Now I'm not saying I'm gonna get this piece,
Speaker 1: but there's one that they're listing it. They think it's
Speaker 1: going to go for two to three grand, and it's
Speaker 1: a literal cell setup, which with Rocky and Bullwinkle and
Speaker 1: a fucking chicken on it, it's pretty awesome. But and
Speaker 1: it shows age, like the cell itself is like crinkling
Speaker 1: a little bit. So I, you know, since that is
Speaker 1: a possibility, I ha a fuck around. Nope, anybay fucking
Speaker 1: chump chain shit. You know what I'm saying. It's just
Speaker 1: like I ain't got a fucking fuck with the pigeons
Speaker 1: when I could fly with the fucking falcons and fuck
Speaker 1: a hawk. So true there is I saw the pieces
Speaker 1: that I definitely want. Of course, the giant bow Uncle statue,
Speaker 1: which your mom is like, over my dead body, and
Speaker 1: you're like, well, whatever it takes. What you're saying is
Speaker 1: that you were the moose. She didn't say over my
Speaker 1: dead body, but she was like, what if I don't
Speaker 1: like it to my what if I don't want that
Speaker 1: in my house? You were like, so you never have
Speaker 1: to go in the room where it is, girl. But
Speaker 1: there's this Captain Crunch map of the known world, which
Speaker 1: is pretty fucking fire because it's nothing but jokes. It's
Speaker 1: mostly text, but it was really fucking good, Like there
Speaker 1: was one it was like eighteen fifty two Captain Horatio
Speaker 1: Crunch discovers women.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, it's that's important.
Speaker 1: I kind of dig it, So I will be paying
Speaker 1: attention to that from the road. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: here in town. But it was nice to see it
Speaker 1: all fucking set up and ship and see some of
Speaker 1: the pieces in the real world. That's very exciting, very exciting.
Speaker 1: There is a piece that I thought about getting for you,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, you know what she got.
Speaker 1: She it would be out of place in your world
Speaker 1: because it's not Disney and stuff, and jay Ward was
Speaker 1: decidedly like the anti Disney. One of the cartoons we
Speaker 1: watched was a Sleeping Beauty. It was a fractured fairy
Speaker 1: tale that was based around for Sleeping Beauty, and the
Speaker 1: prince looked like Walt Disney. So he gets into Sleeping
Speaker 1: Beauty and he goes because he was like, well, wait
Speaker 1: a second, this, you know, awake, she's just another princess,
Speaker 1: but asleep she's a gold mine. He's like, I could
Speaker 1: see it now, Sleeping beauty dolls, sleeping Beauty t shirts,
Speaker 1: and of course Sleeping Beauty Land.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So and then he's like uh, sets up stanchion and ship.
Speaker 1: He's like, they sold tickets to this and he was
Speaker 1: like X. He was using the old terminology. He's like,
Speaker 1: A tickets only please, A tickets only? Why tickets only? Please?
Speaker 1: Why tickets ticket was a big one, and he was like,
Speaker 1: eat tickets. So he was getting his digs in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that why it's called.
Speaker 1: That e ticket attraction? Yeah, was born. It's Disneyland terminology.
Speaker 1: You would think that the top tier ticket would be
Speaker 1: a right, but for whatever reason, when they opened Disneyland,
Speaker 1: e ticket was the ticket that got you on to
Speaker 1: the Space Mountain onto Haunted Mansion. So the term e
Speaker 1: ticket attraction comes originated in disney World Disneyland.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's wild. Oh my god. Here I thought I
Speaker 2: knew everything.
Speaker 1: Every day is disney every Day's school.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: There is when they don't dedicated the Bowwinkle statue on
Speaker 1: Sunset Boulevard nineteen fifty ninety sixty four whichever, you have
Speaker 1: the Bowlinkle show on the air, so that was maybe
Speaker 1: sixty one. Instead of doing hands and footprints in the cement,
Speaker 1: the jay Ward folks did elbows and some because you
Speaker 1: were too busy holding your glass and there's one for
Speaker 1: Walt Disney. There's an elbow in his signature, and nobody's
Speaker 1: sure whether it was a joke or whether they eventually
Speaker 1: got him to show up and do it. WHOA, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of cool things like at the at
Speaker 1: the event last night. But I look forward to doing
Speaker 1: the monthly Let's sit around and watch cartoons. Dude, it
Speaker 1: was fucking fire like that that fractured verrto fucking destroyed
Speaker 1: in that room, like like in a Chappelle kind of way,
Speaker 1: like a modern comedian would do as well. And these
Speaker 1: were the old jokes that were made in the fucking
Speaker 1: sixties and shit like that. So it was it was cool.
Speaker 1: It was a really cool thing. So I look, I
Speaker 1: really look forward to that.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's I love that for you.
Speaker 1: Free event. Can't sell tickets for it because if you
Speaker 1: put if you're showing somebody else's work, and it's like yeah,
Speaker 1: so it'll just be a free thing and we'll stream
Speaker 1: it so if you're not here, you can watch it
Speaker 1: and ship, but you just can't show the cartoon parts.
Speaker 1: But we're figuring it out now. Man, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: fucking dope. But the thing is if you get it
Speaker 1: going on a monthly basis. I think about this, that
Speaker 1: place Anny and Galleries fucking swarming with artists from the
Speaker 1: animated arts. So every event poster is going to be fire.
Speaker 2: That's so true.
Speaker 1: Fucking frameable, suitable for framing fire. And if I work
Speaker 1: myself or my name into the event, well that means
Speaker 1: that twelve times a year I'm gonna see a poster
Speaker 1: with twelve of the greatest fucking current working animated artists
Speaker 1: drawing me. That's and that's how you set yourself up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta set yourself up for cascading joy.
Speaker 2: You really, you really look out for your future self.
Speaker 1: I do. I'm big Kevin Smith fans. I'm gonna go take.
Speaker 2: Care of him.
Speaker 1: And as we know, the path the president of the
Speaker 1: future and the future is the president, so true. All right,
Speaker 1: enough about the Jay Ward thing. I'm going to play
Speaker 1: something for you and I want you to identify this.
Speaker 1: You can't use an app like Shazam or something like that.
Speaker 1: You just got to straight up listen and then fucking
Speaker 1: identify it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, hold on, let's see.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, turn my volume way up.
Speaker 2: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: All right, this is a track from twenty eleven. You
Speaker 1: up on your twenty eleven? Were you into let's see
Speaker 1: you at twelve twelve? So? What music are you into
Speaker 1: when you're twelve?
Speaker 2: My chemical romance?
Speaker 1: What movies are into?
Speaker 2: Super eight?
Speaker 1: Wow? All right, we got a picture of you. See
Speaker 1: if you can identify this hot track, name this tune,
Speaker 1: Hi Gatty.
Speaker 6: Charlie and as just kinde saking knight, I love you
Speaker 6: and cosy a mile bye, Oh.
Speaker 7: Goodd This little Harley quid good that was recorded baby
Speaker 7: on eight is sixteen eleven.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: I was twelve there.
Speaker 1: And then you called back, Oh.
Speaker 6: My god, Hi gatty Charlie and as just kinde saking night,
Speaker 6: I love you and cosk you a mile.
Speaker 1: B Wait August nineteenth, twenty eleven.
Speaker 5: How was I simultaneously really into my him?
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like any sort of emo kid? All
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: I was so emo at that time.
Speaker 1: Let's jump ahead in time, shall we?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Dial the way back machine to February ninth, twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: I'm stressed, unable to transcribe this message.
Speaker 2: I'm stressed.
Speaker 1: Let's see what a young Harley had to say. It's
Speaker 1: seventeen seconds of Harley, who's not quite thirteen. I'm a
Speaker 1: cusp of thirteen already.
Speaker 6: I'm dying much different your back?
Speaker 1: What as you can see my daughter as the teacher
Speaker 1: from the Peanuts?
Speaker 2: How is my voice so high pitched? And it sounds
Speaker 2: like this now?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man like it just seems like you're
Speaker 1: playing John practor President.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Dad, did you hear the news that
Speaker 2: mom fucking found my performance of the Crucible.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got that too.
Speaker 8: You have it.
Speaker 1: I chot it on my phone. It's I'm on my laptop.
Speaker 4: There is a full hour and I watch some a
Speaker 4: bit and it is so crazy.
Speaker 1: We have to play that at the first live show,
Speaker 1: especially if we're doing the first live show a TV
Speaker 1: on a movie that's podcast. I'll be able to put
Speaker 1: it up. Give me back by name more man.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I was so dramatic. Yeah, so I took
Speaker 2: it so seriously.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I was charming. It was I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that in any sort of like mocking way, but it
Speaker 1: was charming. How committed you were. I'm literally you were mad.
Speaker 1: Damon committed like to a role that it's like he's
Speaker 1: only doing it two nights, but god damn it, I'm
Speaker 1: get me back my name, mom, so fucking funny, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be able to see it. Man, we have to
Speaker 1: nail a date down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we can just stab the screening of
Speaker 2: this performance.
Speaker 1: That's it. It's like there's no show. It's like, welcome
Speaker 1: to beardless, stick with me live. I'm Kevin, I'm John Broker,
Speaker 1: and press play and everyone's like, oh my god, are
Speaker 1: you gonna give him back his fucking name woman? Or what?
Speaker 2: That's the question?
Speaker 1: All right? Hold on, So here's jumping ahead one month.
Speaker 1: Harley in twenty twelve, March of twenty twelve. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: isn't Harley? I mean it should be Harley, but it
Speaker 1: says my buddy. It's eight fifteen. I just woke up.
Speaker 1: Harley is not going to school today because she's claiming
Speaker 1: to be sick. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That sounds like fucking mom.
Speaker 6: It's eight fifteen and I just got thank she's coining
Speaker 6: be sick.
Speaker 1: I'm just checking in.
Speaker 9: I just got your ims.
Speaker 1: She can don't fucking throw me under the boat with
Speaker 1: her bus boat bus with her? Man? All right, hold on?
Speaker 1: So that was I was home, I pressed the wrong one.
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 2: Believe me?
Speaker 1: Unable to translate message. This is you on March twenty first,
Speaker 1: twenty twelve at ten or nine am.
Speaker 6: Kyrie, And then I'm calling you say hello and that
Speaker 6: I love you and I miss you, and I mister
Speaker 6: yet sighing home, I said, day and I'm very excite
Speaker 6: to see you and I will. I'm not going to
Speaker 6: school today because I'm sick and you have to call
Speaker 6: me back.
Speaker 1: I love you. Bye, sick my ass?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're in a mi chemrat? In twenty twelve? Yes,
Speaker 1: where's that girl? I don't know this girl, because this
Speaker 1: girl can carry on, she'll carry on, and she actually will.
Speaker 1: She's she is okay, Oh my god. A week later,
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. It's funny the transcriptions, Hi, daddy,
Speaker 1: it's Charlie. Okay. Let's oh some intrigues, some action here
Speaker 1: man March twenty third, twenty twelve. But five fourteen? What
Speaker 1: does Harley? Young Harley, who's not thirteen yet? I'm a
Speaker 1: cusp of thirteen right, because March twenty twelve you're born
Speaker 1: ninety nine, so yeah, in two more months you'll be
Speaker 1: a teenager. But right now, this is what a twelve
Speaker 1: year old sounds like when the police are involved.
Speaker 9: Hi, Daddy, Charlie, and.
Speaker 6: I have wanted to say that when you're coming home,
Speaker 6: not to go out post away near around your castle
Speaker 6: because there's tons of police cars and tons.
Speaker 1: Of fire trucks.
Speaker 3: They found my cocaine, so please avoid at all costs.
Speaker 1: They're going to try to lay it on you.
Speaker 3: I already called the lawyer, sorry and tearing it.
Speaker 6: It's trying to get to our house, but it's walked
Speaker 6: off and then not letting anyone there.
Speaker 2: So if you're going to come home, and come the.
Speaker 6: Other way, and I love you how much I like
Speaker 6: to see you so nice?
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a reason there is easy to say.
Speaker 2: Right, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: But then then you stop calling me and leaving messages.
Speaker 1: Then you you know what happens. You move on to texting.
Speaker 1: Oh so there are no more, my daddy, But I
Speaker 1: have a sea of mamily messages here on my phone
Speaker 1: and I save those. There are some I've never listened to. Really,
Speaker 1: I like some of that are like two minutes long, bro,
Speaker 1: But I always wind up talking to her, so it's
Speaker 1: like whatever she I mean you know, with all due respect,
Speaker 1: Mama is probably listening. I love you, momily. She will
Speaker 1: tend to repeat herself. So but I am saving all
Speaker 1: these and preps. You know what. I know my mom
Speaker 1: she'll be like, oh, Tiger, I'm saving these because when
Speaker 1: I can't speak to my mother anymore, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: getting new shit.
Speaker 2: That's really sweet.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying for a while, and then
Speaker 1: each one listening to a first time, and when I
Speaker 1: was gonna be able to I'll be able to respond
Speaker 1: to her and shit like, yeah, Ma, that'll be good,
Speaker 1: all that kind of crazy shit, and your mom will
Speaker 1: be like, here's are all the money we have urry
Speaker 1: in the yard. I love your mom.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a sweet, a sweet thing.
Speaker 1: Super Nick Sorilla said, Captain, I have to catch you
Speaker 1: in dog Man Atlanta love a Michiman. He lives in Atlanta. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my boy, Nick, I saw him in Black Mirror and shit, oh.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: All right, it is now. Let me just check the tape.
Speaker 5: Takes four four.
Speaker 1: Twenty is it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Happy holidays, Happy holidays everybody. It is four twenty on
Speaker 1: four twenty.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh crazy, that's nuts.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, how do I capture that
Speaker 1: on my phone? I guess I can. Nuts, although in
Speaker 1: trying to turn my phone on, I noticed my hair
Speaker 1: looks fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Four twenty on four twenty kids, the day that we
Speaker 1: go show Dog Mush. Your mom's gonna sit there and
Speaker 1: watch it. Wow, you're gonna watch you with her?
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: She thinks i'd be Gary Nikk.
Speaker 8: Suck up.
Speaker 1: The wait. So IF's four twenty, yeah, I should, I
Speaker 1: really should.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 1: How about this? You got some questions from the audience, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Let's do three questions from the audience, all right,
Speaker 1: and then I gotta go shower and get ready to
Speaker 1: resurrect my fourth film. Wow, get to see it in
Speaker 1: four K man, It's like fucking it is? It is crazy?
Speaker 1: Is gonna be nut? All right?
Speaker 2: How about will there ever be a Yoga Hoser sequel?
Speaker 1: I dream about a Yoga hos Er sequel, and let's
Speaker 1: be honest, if it happens, is probably gonna happen on
Speaker 1: the back of little Mischonelle herself, if she's ever like,
Speaker 1: you know, I think just enough time has passed that
Speaker 1: it could betchy fun to do yogos. I think it'll
Speaker 1: be amazing to actually have you guys be like in
Speaker 1: your fucking twenties or thirties and do yoga hos.
Speaker 2: Would be pretty fucking iconic.
Speaker 1: You could also have kids in the sequel, my god,
Speaker 1: but yes I do, because you know, Yoga Hosers was
Speaker 1: certainly no mistake. But I would like another bite at
Speaker 1: that apple, do it to get it right. So, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm quietly biding my time as Lily Rose continues to
Speaker 1: ascend the Hollywood ladder. And when she gets to a
Speaker 1: certain place, that's when I'm gonna call in my chips
Speaker 1: and be like, hello, how'd you get here?
Speaker 2: Remember where it all started?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna say that you dick a car
Speaker 1: to get here. You know what? That car? Car needs gas,
Speaker 1: a little bit of gas. But yes, I do. I
Speaker 1: do still think about a Yoga hos Are sequel. If
Speaker 1: for no other reason, then you know, fuck everybody there's
Speaker 1: like yos, be like, all right, here's more.
Speaker 2: And here's another one. Have you and your father ever
Speaker 2: thought about writing a script together or a documentary? We
Speaker 2: did write a script together.
Speaker 1: We did, but not like a script of something that
Speaker 1: like we could.
Speaker 2: Make or something, but we did write.
Speaker 1: We set GEM script together.
Speaker 2: Yes, for Gem in the Holograms.
Speaker 1: For Netflix got paid to.
Speaker 2: We could have remember those days was crazy.
Speaker 1: Remember money from Netflix days?
Speaker 4: Oh I missed those days that honestly though, it's pretty
Speaker 4: crazy that we were. We fully wrote a gem in
Speaker 4: the Hologram script for Netflix. We did, and it was
Speaker 4: it was fucking fire.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say, I'm not gonna blame it.
Speaker 1: They started spending money very differently, you know, by the
Speaker 1: time we handed it in and stuff like that. And
Speaker 1: this was a show that like Teddy was like, this
Speaker 1: is an eight to ten million dollar show.
Speaker 2: What the show would have been? So good? Is this?
Speaker 1: Somebody gonna do it? And somebody eventually going to it
Speaker 1: right And then it was also like when Netflix was like,
Speaker 1: we can't do this right now. We could have taken
Speaker 1: it out into the world with Hasbro, but then Hasbro
Speaker 1: was being bought or sold. They were part of E
Speaker 1: one and E one was being bought by Lions Kate
Speaker 1: or something like that. There was this big like we
Speaker 1: can't do anything for a while until this settles out,
Speaker 1: and shit kind of like what's going on in the
Speaker 1: Paramount right now somebody was buying somebody, so they're like,
Speaker 1: we can't even fucking take it out and stuff. And
Speaker 1: then like like a year later, I think we were like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on and they're like nothing.
Speaker 2: They were like, we're taking it in a family friendly
Speaker 2: direction more for like they.
Speaker 1: Like you were taking the dicks out of all their
Speaker 1: mouths that you two trashy people put in there. Like
Speaker 1: what our man it was it was family friendly. Maybe
Speaker 1: they might mean A they might mean they're making a
Speaker 1: cartoon again, and B they might mean they're making like
Speaker 1: a kid cartoon because ours was like, you know, at
Speaker 1: the best of a teddy who is the world's biggest
Speaker 1: fucking gem fan and he wanted his own grown up
Speaker 1: show version of it, which I think he's right. It
Speaker 1: could totally fucking work.
Speaker 2: Would it be illegal to read the script one day
Speaker 2: on the PoCA?
Speaker 4: No yeah, no, no no, because we totally should because
Speaker 4: it was really good.
Speaker 1: We will we want to read fucking what was her name?
Speaker 1: Courtney Love? You want to hear a surefire fucking event
Speaker 1: that's podcastles sell the place out would be a script reading.
Speaker 1: We should totally do that. How long is it's only
Speaker 1: an hour?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, so that needs to be needs to be heard.
Speaker 1: That could be the show. It could be beardless sick
Speaker 1: list podcast that hands off to a reading, you know,
Speaker 1: because I was like, why don't you perform? We could
Speaker 1: do a reading of gem hologram and pull people from
Speaker 1: the audience to like read the other parts and ship
Speaker 1: like we did the Superman script reading. Remember, yeah, this podcast,
Speaker 1: we could totally do that.
Speaker 2: It's not illegal.
Speaker 1: What reading the GEM script?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sharing the GEM script.
Speaker 1: We're not sharing it, we're reading it.
Speaker 2: So true, there's the difference.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some sort of murky thing there. It depends.
Speaker 1: Like basically, what I would do is you can't use
Speaker 1: jem RT, but I would have Nate do our art
Speaker 1: as we be Jim. You'd be jem b Pa. All right,
Speaker 1: so you'd be Pizazz and I'll be Jim. Yes, and
Speaker 1: so it'll be like, you know, yeah, they'll they'll know.
Speaker 2: Just crazy to think that we did that.
Speaker 1: Crazy to think that it's taken us this long to
Speaker 1: be like, let's read it in front of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the fun.
Speaker 1: That's a marketable hook.
Speaker 2: Thank you for this question that just who is that?
Speaker 1: Who asked?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so true. Adam rorr Ra Robber, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, Adam, just like the progenitor of mankind, the first atom,
Speaker 1: you have given us a gift. You pulled your rib
Speaker 1: and gave us an idea, turned it into an idea
Speaker 1: that we're going to take and make money off of them.
Speaker 1: And Adam don't get. Adam don't get.
Speaker 2: I just want people to be like, wow, this should.
Speaker 1: Have been made.
Speaker 2: I want. I want like when they hear.
Speaker 1: The podcast, Yeah, gets out into.
Speaker 2: The world because it was so cool, Like, don't oversell it.
Speaker 1: Let's see how cool it is. Well, you know the autumn,
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 4: It being like I remember when we were coming up
Speaker 4: with everything. Just the way that we were tying shit together.
Speaker 1: Was h I mean, that's the thing. You can read
Speaker 1: the script, but you could also tell them where it
Speaker 1: went because.
Speaker 2: We had a last thing and it was fire true.
Speaker 1: So we could get and you put that up on
Speaker 1: the GEM message board and ship like that. You'll get
Speaker 1: all nine GEM fans had a lot of fans. You'll
Speaker 1: get some of them to come out and be like
Speaker 1: I want to hear what that would be like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you'll get people who are like, oh, it's their
Speaker 1: first show him going for that and they're going to
Speaker 1: read a script? Fuck it? Why not? Oh? I could
Speaker 1: wind up reading the script with him. Fucking fucking do
Speaker 1: you know any famous people live on the East Coast?
Speaker 1: If you could start pulling in favors, be like, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe coming down the theater and read a script with me,
Speaker 1: because someone could be like fucked reading the part of
Speaker 1: jab Rose I was talking about, like you know, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even thinking her, but I was talking about, like,
Speaker 1: you know, just fuckers that you did, like indie films
Speaker 1: with and ship like that. There was a movie that
Speaker 1: like we showed it or you showed it to Rebecca that
Speaker 1: I went to, but it wasn't shot in New York.
Speaker 2: Are you asking if Molly Ringwold reads Jim?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What was that young actress? Molly Ringwold? She could
Speaker 1: read gent, she got the red hair? What's her fuck?
Speaker 1: Cloak and dagger? She?
Speaker 2: Oh, she lives here.
Speaker 1: I thought she was in New York. Din't you see
Speaker 1: he in her show in New York?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Olivia, but she was only there.
Speaker 1: For a minute.
Speaker 2: Olivia Holt, Yes, one of my dearest friends.
Speaker 1: Drag her around. Dragging one of your fucking friends. Man,
Speaker 1: who's that? Don't you know something broad on? Roseanne? Ask
Speaker 1: her what's going on?
Speaker 2: Stop using my friends?
Speaker 1: That's that's your mother talking. No Smith would ever say
Speaker 1: that sort of fucking thing. Well, you know, fucking this
Speaker 1: is how we on the show. Wow, call Momily for
Speaker 1: fucking easter.
Speaker 2: Oh so true?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Oh my god, dear Momily.
Speaker 1: Let's see if she's even on. She would fucking adore
Speaker 1: that mamally mobile.
Speaker 8: Mmmm.
Speaker 1: Her voicemail is funny because it's one of those makes
Speaker 1: you think that she's answering the phone. No, happy Easter, My,
Speaker 1: it's me and Harley easy. Oh good, Bunny, where are
Speaker 1: you asking? Yeah, we're doing the show right now.
Speaker 9: You do the show right now?
Speaker 1: How can I see that?
Speaker 9: I gotta go on? How can I see your brother
Speaker 9: doing the show right now?
Speaker 1: We're not doing it live. You'll be seeing it in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. We're pre recording it. Okay, where
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 9: I can see I can see you and Harley though
Speaker 9: if on my phone right.
Speaker 1: We can and let me see. Yeah, let me see. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm pressing the FaceTime button. Let's see. If this works,
Speaker 1: you'll be required to answer it.
Speaker 2: Yes, ok, I just see me.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, Gandma, Hi, Hi everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 8: Happy Easter, Oh thank.
Speaker 4: You, happy to happy to do whatever you need. Grandma
Speaker 4: have a it's a it's a it's fake for but
Speaker 4: it is a coat.
Speaker 1: It was actually a little chili today, last two day
Speaker 1: has been a little chili. But she's wearing that to
Speaker 1: go to the Dogma premiere. The Dogma Premiere is tonight.
Speaker 1: Hello Ma, happy Easter, so good tonight. The tour kicks
Speaker 1: off tonight. So we have two screenings, one at six
Speaker 1: and one at seven. Oh, you guys are all eating
Speaker 1: over don? Where's done? Both my brothers? What up? Kids? What? Uh? Hey? Everybody?
Speaker 1: Happy Easter, Happy Easter?
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, everyone here, m okay over Don And what
Speaker 10: else we have?
Speaker 11: Oh, Donna was here and uh the whole gang. Yeah,
Speaker 11: and Andrew's here with us alone talking awesome.
Speaker 1: Well you go visit, man, I'm not gonna take you
Speaker 1: away from that. No, no, no, no, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I got a shower because we got the Dogma premiere. Yeah, yeah, tonight.
Speaker 1: It kicks off tonight.
Speaker 9: Oh that's right, he said, yeah, Yeah, how's my girl?
Speaker 9: How's my and engaged granddaughter.
Speaker 2: I'm really good, Grandma. I'm so excited to go to Disney.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for your sweet card and gift.
Speaker 9: Oh you're welcome, honey. That was so I'm so glad.
Speaker 9: I wish it was that you were out here and
Speaker 9: not out there.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 9: I wish you have a good time.
Speaker 2: Thanks Grandma.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 9: Oh, I love you, Harley, I love you. So what
Speaker 9: are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You know? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi.
Speaker 10: So it's supposed to be preferred view, which is like
Speaker 10: the fool area and everything.
Speaker 9: I hope you see if you can get.
Speaker 10: The rooms that are like not in the tower but
Speaker 10: to the right by the pool. They're like two levels
Speaker 10: and they're like little mini apartments, like overlooking the pool.
Speaker 9: That's what I got.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that sounds amazing. I'm so excited. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much.
Speaker 1: You're on a podcast, bro.
Speaker 5: When you're gonna go, honey, I'm leaving in a couple
Speaker 5: of days.
Speaker 9: Oh cool.
Speaker 11: Yeah, this week I realized it's so close. I hope
Speaker 11: you're gonna have a great time and get Boston a
Speaker 11: kiss from me and Uncle John and uncle Jerry and uh,
Speaker 11: Andrew's here.
Speaker 9: That's your cousin. Your father will exp.
Speaker 10: Not that kind of intimate kiss though, you know, just.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 9: I love you too.
Speaker 11: I'm so glad to see you and hear you.
Speaker 9: You put your ring close to the TV, so I mean.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's Tourmaline the Oh my gosh, thank you. It
Speaker 2: represents love and compassion.
Speaker 9: Buddy here, So I'm so glad. What are you gonna
Speaker 9: do with tonight? Take off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well Daddy's got to take off cha right now.
Speaker 1: So I love you very much. Happy Easter, I know.
Speaker 1: But they're gonna smell me when I leave, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be late. You can make me late. If I'm late,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blame you. I'll be like. This comes from
Speaker 1: my mother directly, I do. All the time. I was like,
Speaker 1: it ain't me, I was. I was raised this way.
Speaker 1: I learned it from you, all right. I love you, all,
Speaker 1: talk to you later. I love you all. Talk to
Speaker 1: you layer bye bye, okay, honey, Oh my god. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I got a bunch of saved messages and stuff. Uh, yes,
Speaker 1: I was just reading messages and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm still doing a podcast.
Speaker 1: What the fuck it's Easter, that's I mean in the past.
Speaker 2: It's Eastern's go crazy.
Speaker 1: This is the Easter Egg Show. It's full Easter. My
Speaker 1: brother made his podcast, abut I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: even had him on a podcast before. Wow, for all
Speaker 1: anybody knew my brother didn't exist.
Speaker 2: I don't need and think he knew he was on
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 1: I was hoping that he wasn't. Just like, let me
Speaker 1: tell you another fucking thing about that. Yeah, that guy kids.
Speaker 1: Dogma the Resurrection Tour continues. If you're listening to this,
Speaker 1: it was pre recorded weeks ago because I was going
Speaker 1: on tour and stuff, which means we're still on tour,
Speaker 1: which means tickets are available at Dogma Movie dot com
Speaker 1: or June fifth. This fucker opens everywhere. Dogma the Second
Speaker 1: Coming Man resurrected on screens everywhere starting in June fifth.
Speaker 1: You can get tickets at your local movie theater for
Speaker 1: that because it's anywhere, or Iconic Events Now dot com
Speaker 1: or Iconic Events dot Com I think, or any AMC theater.
Speaker 1: Come see me on the road and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just listened to the podcast, I'll know it's you.
Speaker 1: But if you come up to me and you go
Speaker 1: the past is the present and the the past is
Speaker 1: the future and the future is the past. That's our
Speaker 1: code work. Then I'll be like, you're a dick Lit,
Speaker 1: You're a dick I'll say that loud. If I pick
Speaker 1: you in the crowd and you're like you know, I'm
Speaker 1: like yes, and you're like I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: that the past is the future in the future is
Speaker 1: the past. I'll be like, and I just want to
Speaker 1: say you are a dick Lit be like what, and
Speaker 1: then I'll have to explain.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, please, good times on the road, good
Speaker 12: time even though we people are listening to this, like
Speaker 12: nearly a month later, A happy Easter to you, Oh.
Speaker 2: Happy Bill's Day to you.
Speaker 1: And uh not for nothing. You can take this advice
Speaker 1: or not. I would go back to that voice.
Speaker 2: Thank you know what.
Speaker 1: I try to do it, try to do it.
Speaker 2: I think I was doing it on the phone with Grandma.
Speaker 2: Let me see, all right, pretend to be your grandma.
Speaker 1: Hi, Hi Grandma? You did you turned it out?
Speaker 2: I fucking turn that bitch off.
Speaker 1: I really did.
Speaker 4: I heard my voice coming out and I was like,
Speaker 4: what the Fuck's that's?
Speaker 1: It's the you that you're unfamiliar with because you don't
Speaker 1: do it that much.
Speaker 2: As the phone call was happening, I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, she's past the future.
Speaker 2: In the future is the present because this is bad.
Speaker 1: She's back and she's taking over again.
Speaker 2: It was scary.
Speaker 1: It's like your dark Phoenix saga, Oh my god. But
Speaker 1: instead of being like this cosmic entity that can destroy
Speaker 1: the world, he was just startling hip hi boo, can
Speaker 1: we have nucchi now? He's like, all this sucks in
Speaker 1: that voice. We'll never have no g again if we
Speaker 1: gonna ask like that when you're singing you're a star
Speaker 1: now star. Actually that's pretty fire. You know. You give
Speaker 1: chappell ronan run for her money with that so close
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