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Like, were they really eating cake
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I couldn't possibly hear.

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This Cake is so good.

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Ra ra, ra.

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Hey, maniac.

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Hey, Maniac.

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Oh, my gosh. It's been way too long.

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And it's been a million years.

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Or three. Weeks or three. Weeks. Yes.

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Hope you all had an awesome
Halloween. Yes.

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And wherever you live, fall is dawning.

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And it's beautiful colors.

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I'm looking out the window right now

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and it's like orange and yellow,
and it's gorgeous.

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I don't know how people live somewhere
with no seasons.

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Fall is the best.

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It was awesome.

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It is the best.

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You know who else is the best? Who?
Our listeners.

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Our listeners are the best.

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That thread about the fame.

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Their favorite quotes
from the podcast on subreddit.

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Yeah, on the subreddit. Look at it.

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Oh. It's so awesome. We'll get there.

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But first, Mystery Maniacs is a comedy

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Recap podcast dedicated to mystery TV.

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Each week
we dig into an episode of a show,

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including the murders, the mayhem,
the loonies, and everything else we love.

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This week, we're covering Father Brown.

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Season one Episode to the Flying Start.

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I'm Sarah. And I'm Mark.

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And we realize that some of you
hopefully some of you are brand new.

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And you're here
because you love Father Brown. Yes.

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We also love Father Brown.

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And we welcome you to the Maniac Pack.

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So we want to call.

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The Maniac. Maniacs. Yes.

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So just to prepare you,
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Brown episode by episode.

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We will assume that you have seen
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so you know who did it.

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We're going to ruin it for you
if you haven't watched it.

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So if you have not seen the Flying Starz,
stop or watch it come back.

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And if your kids watch the show with you,
they can listen to the podcast.

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Absolutely.

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We let the show decide
how rude or not rude we'll be.

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Yes, and we're not that we love the show.

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So, yeah.

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We're not we're not criticizing.

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It or curtsy.

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So what? We're not crude.

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Yes. Well, mystery mostly.

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Yes. Everyone's we're mystery maniacs,
but we started out as Midsomer Maniacs

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because we covered the entirety
of 22 seasons.

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Of Midsomer.

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Murders of 135 episodes.

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And when the new season comes out,
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And there's going to be a new season.

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Folks.

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We know for sure. For sure.

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Then we cover two seasons of Murdoch
mysteries, a Canadian show.

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And now we're moving on to Father Brown.

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And we've dipped into Poro and Jonathan
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You have 200 plus episodes to listen to
if you're just now discovering the show

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because of Father Brown.

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Apparently were funny.

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There's a whole thread on this subreddit
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About their favorite quotes

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from us, from our episodes,
including ones that I've forgotten.

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I've said.

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So this is how
this is how our social media works.

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I do all our social media
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Not because I'm against social media.

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I don't have the kind of job where I have
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I read out the quotes
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and we were both like,
I don't remember what.

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I don't remember.

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We have we have hundreds
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I'm like, Boy, that sounds funny.

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And one of them I was like,
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But I don't. Remember. Saying
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But it's, it's, it's kind of a nice walk
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That was fun when we said that.

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And so it's a. Funny. Episode today.

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We're covering episode two.

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Next week we will cover

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episode three the week after episode four,
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Going to do them in order.

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Episode five were going in order
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Well, you're just crazy jazz.

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Business, so you can find Father Brown
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Britbox in America and the BBC

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iPlayer iPlayer app in the UK.

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to find it because all the platforms
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what they show
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Like you cannot find a listing
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It and we've asked them directly,
Can you give us a list?

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I tried to find the main offices
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Tried to contact
Netflix and ACORN and Britbox and.

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They said. They just won't tell you now.

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So if you have trouble finding it,
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and you know, maybe a fellow person
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Tell you,
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But best because you have family in Canada
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and they've told you
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So just a couple of things like that
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I'm Canadian, Sarah's American.

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We live in the United States
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or sponsorships through the podcast.

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We do not raise any money from the podcast
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any money from the podcast.
We do sell merchandise.

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We do sell merchant, and.

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All the proceeds go to charity
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We even match it out of our own pockets.

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And right now we're raising money
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Yes, if you're interested in some merch,
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but that's the only time
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I did notice it's
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So I think that's fantastic.

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Okay, now housekeeping.

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Let's get down to. The home shopping
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This episode was originally aired

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the 15th of January 2013,
which is just like 5 minutes ago.

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We were in this house already
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Barbour and written by Rachel Flower Day.

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It's still under the name Flower
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It's still in the before times,
though it is to me.

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Everything is pre or post COVID.

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It's still there before our time.

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Speaking of those some interesting.

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Episodes.

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Wow, we got some things wrong about COVID
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Oh boy.

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We will be. All back to normal
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No, nobody knew anyhow.

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Okay, so this starts
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which is Father Brown and Mrs.

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McCarthy walking across the field.

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I'm going to call her Mrs. M. Mrs.

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M because that's what everybody calls her,
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oh, we'll. We'll get there.

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As I have mentioned,
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these are the episodes
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and snobby and mean type.

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And we even asked Jude Tindle, the writer
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Yeah, she gets so much better.

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And later she made Murmur and they made a.

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Conscious decision
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in the first couple of episodes.

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And she is. And she is.

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But then they made another conscious
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Who wants to have dinner with working
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Okay, so knob tastic knob.

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I'm like, What are you?

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But Father Brown is consistent.

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He is always friendly,
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Your requests to make people question,
you know, what they're thinking the.

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Most on Catholic
priest of Catholic priest.

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Yes. I immediately
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and how many women walk in heels
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It is so difficult to do

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even if you don't wear like a stiletto
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Yeah, they still sink. Yeah.

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with her complaining about walking
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Rather than on the road
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and her feet are probably sinking
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Father
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I think that she should have said yes,

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that would have been hilarious
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She could have ridden on his back.
That would have been even funnier.

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And he has a plot hole in his cassock.

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I mean. A hole.

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In his.

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Pocket. In his pocket.

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This is an indication of how cheap Mrs.

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Yeah, she has brought a purse full
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has put in the collection box, hoping
that the kernel will change it for her.

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Yes, because he travels. Yeah.

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So he might just, you know,
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Whatever. Well, now she's saving the lira.

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That's going to Rome. Yeah, but.

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And I understand it's not for her pocket,
it's for the church.

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She wants the church
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But somebody put a button in.

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Yeah. When she gets sick,
she's going to put them on her.

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Cardi,
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which is somewhat unbelievable,
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the collection plates during the

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the church service and then I would go
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And there are a number of times
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People just put an envelope in
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want other people to see them
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Yeah, that's kind of sad though.

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It, it's both like.

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Especially since you're in church and
you're not supposed to be judging people.

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It's kind of like
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The people who have no money
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And then the other kind of people
who don't care.

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Yeah. Or just like,
have your envelope back.

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Yeah, I don't want it.

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This relationship between Mrs.

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M and Father Brown is it's
so well-written.

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Even in these early episodes, when I think
the writing could be improved,

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they have the relationship down
between them because as nasty as Mrs.

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M can be,
Father Brown is consistently not. Yes.

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And he doesn't snipe at her
when she's nasty.

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He just gently suggests
the right way to think. Yes.

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And he does it throughout
this whole episode and I love it.

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And her face sort of.

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Cusack is such a great actress.

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Her she she does this thing where she,
like, pulls her chin back like a turtle.

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Like, yeah, like, well,
that's me told you know it that.

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You have to kind of watch her face.

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Yeah she does great reaction.

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She does a lot of acting
That's not voice acting.

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So we get to the Adams House.

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Yes. Right now.

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So it's the Addams Family? No,

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that would be a completely different.

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I would say it's the Addams Family.

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No. No.

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If it was Morticia floating in the pond,
they'd be completely different.

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The daughter was be was Wednesday.

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It was.

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It all came together in my head.

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And then I was.

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Like, No,
no, it's not like not that Addams Family.

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It's a holdover from Halloween.

247
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Yeah, I think you're having flashbacks.

248
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The house where the Addams Live
and reality is called Warmington Grange.

249
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Yes, Warmington is such a weird name.

250
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So for new folks listening,
this is the maniacal information

251
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that you're going
to get from us in the episode.

252
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Not only do we discuss the episode,
we discuss all things about the episode.

253
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Oh, and this house is incredible.

254
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It is incredible.

255
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So we're going to post a couple of links
with this show.

256
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One of them is that Warmington Grange.

257
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It was owned by a family.

258
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Several families owned it over
the long period.

259
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Was it a. Peculiar American family? No,

260
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they weren't
in black and white or anything.

261
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But then in in
I think it was 2025, I remember.

262
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Right.

263
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It was handed over to the UK heritage.

264
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Yes, I. Right.

265
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So they maintain these old estates. Yes.

266
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And when that happened
they sold off the contents of the house.

267
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Yeah.

268
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And the auction company
that handled that auction is called Dukes

269
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and they still have the website
up from the sale.

270
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So anything you see in the background
here, there's a possibility

271
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you can go see what it is exactly
and how much it sold.

272
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And I never had to spend so much time.

273
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Were there so many episodes were like,
what is that thing behind them?

274
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Well, and so often pretty much everything.

275
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An asset has been
put there by a set dresser. Yes.

276
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But in this case, Warmington
Grange was furnished.

277
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Yeah. Like the cushions on the couch.

278
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When the colonel sits down
are the cushions that were in the house.

279
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You can see them.

280
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So Dukes did this amazing thing
where they did this.

281
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It's called a Matterport scan,
and it's like a 360 scan of every room

282
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and every piece of the furnishings
that was going to be sold

283
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has a little dot over it.

284
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And you can hover and you can click it

285
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and it will give you all the information
about what that object is.

286
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Selling. And how much it's sold for.

287
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And it's so up you can like crawl,
basically crawl around the house

288
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looking at. All this stuff.

289
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I was in like half a room and I was like,
Oh, no, I.

290
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I don't have time to spend. All day here.

291
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So we're going to post that link.

292
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But the most interesting thing
I found, it's

293
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not something we get to see
in the episode, unfortunately.

294
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So there's a blog called Melody's Boudoir.

295
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Okay. Dot Net.

296
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And this this woman who writes this blog,

297
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she visits a lot of the heritage

298
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sites in the UK as a hobby. Yes.

299
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And she went to Warmington Grange before
it was sold and contents were gone.

300
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And one of the photos on this post

301
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includes the most amazing fact.

302
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Okay.

303
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So there's a bathroom.

304
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Obviously,
there's a bathroom in the house.

305
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There's several bathrooms.

306
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In the. House. Whoa. I know.

307
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:29,835
But the tour guide told them
that Churchill had used this bathroom.

308
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,671
Okay, so that is a toilet
that Churchill once sat on.

309
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Okay.

310
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But over to the side,
there are two chairs in the bathroom.

311
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Okay. Very nice chairs. Okay.

312
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And they are the chairs and you can see it
embroidered on them.

313
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Is an e r, okay.

314
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They are the chairs that the
I want to say that

315
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they're they were a duke and duchess
who owned the house.

316
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They went to Elizabeth the seconds
coronation.

317
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Okay.

318
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And those are the chairs
they sat in at the coronation. Wow.

319
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And they are now
at the time of the post in the back room.

320
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,706
Oh, wow.

321
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,341
Like there's a throne room and.

322
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,043
There's a throne room. I mean, fine.

323
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,611
That's just wrong.

324
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:15,915
Wow. They're like purple velvet
with gold embroidery,

325
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and they're just there next to the toilet.

326
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,552
It's so weird.

327
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,655
Wow. But you can see that photo.

328
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,325
We'll post a link to that, that blog
entry to so you can check it out.

329
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,092
Absolutely.

330
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,395
But that Matterport scan
is just incredible.

331
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Like.

332
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,665
You can just. You
you can look every direction.

333
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,065
You can see.

334
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,634
It's almost like being in VR,
but things are clickable.

335
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:36,435
It's really. Cool.

336
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,139
Now, sir, I have a confession
to make about this episode.

337
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,207
We watched these originally

338
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,244
when they came out on probably Britbox.

339
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,245
Yeah, when they were.

340
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,380
Prime when they were released.

341
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,882
We are excited about it.

342
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,351
We knew Father Brown was coming.

343
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,954
We knew Mark
Williams was playing Father Brown.

344
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,356
We we were excited about this.

345
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,993
And so we watched them then
and we've watched them probably

346
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,129
not as much as midsummer episodes,
but I'd say we probably watched.

347
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,799
Three or four times, three. Or four times
since then.

348
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,336
I had it in my head

349
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,270
that Mrs.

350
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,905
Adams. Anne Murray.

351
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,906
Was the killer.

352
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:18,077
Of call her and Patricia was the killer.

353
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,079
I was incorrect.

354
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:23,615
It's funny because when you watch this
many episodes of Mystery shows,

355
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:24,516
sometimes you

356
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:28,721
you can cross them in your head
if you haven't seen in a while or you've

357
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:32,558
seen the same actor in another show,
and they're the killer in that show.

358
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,326
So when you see them play a different

359
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,295
role, you're like,
Oh yeah, they're the killer.

360
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:36,962
I No, no, no.

361
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,598
They were the killer in that other show,
not the show. Yes.

362
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:44,136
So you must have been utterly confused
how this alcoholic evil woman manages

363
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,137
to kill people.

364
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:49,541
First of all, I was like,
all every time somebody said over

365
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:55,414
my dead body, or I'll kill you for that,
I was like, She's going to kill. You

366
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,951
know, It's like, you're wrong,
wrong, wrong.

367
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,488
And then, second of all,
we need to talk about their flagrant

368
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:06,025
alcoholism because there is a problem.

369
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:09,695
One of the things I do
is find promo images from the show.

370
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,632
When I'm searching for images to use
for social media for each of the episodes.

371
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:18,470
And there is one where she is sucking
that bottle like, No, tomorrow.

372
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,806
Well,
the colonel finds it in her dressing table

373
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,109
and she snags it from him and
just finishes it standing in front of it.

374
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,378
Right. That's the picture I have.

375
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:31,150
And oh, I almost gagged watching that
because I hate vodka so much.

376
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,053
To me, it tastes like rubbing alcohol.
She does not.

377
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,489
And I can't imagine somebody
just drinking it like that.

378
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:41,026
She she likes that vodka.
But you know what?

379
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,562
Before he realizes
that she's been drinking before,

380
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,863
he smelled it on her breath.

381
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,632
He really loves her.

382
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:50,235
I think that he is trying
to save his house.

383
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,372
His daughter in his marriage
all at the same time.

384
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,406
Yeah.

385
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,977
Though I do have a conspiracy theory
later on that might not work with that.

386
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,846
I have one too.

387
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,149
So we also find out that Ruby,
their daughter.

388
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,584
This is her birthday party?

389
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,919
Yes. That Mrs.

390
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,953
M and Father Brown

391
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:12,357
are slugging their way to that
she's secretly engaged to her tutor.

392
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,726
So who is an American read?

393
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,563
Because it's my daughter's birthday party.

394
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:21,033
I'm going to release a new play
because I'm a playwright. Wow.

395
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,036
I was maybe three episodes
into watching this

396
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,840
before I realized,
wait a minute, she's the playwright.

397
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,108
Three episodes in.

398
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,677
Three, three times watching this episode.

399
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,213
Before you realize that
she's the one who wrote the play.

400
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,014
Yeah, that Emory wrote the play.

401
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,382
Yeah. It's not a very.

402
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,985
Good play,
but I. Don't know what she was thinking.

403
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,286
Writing this play, It's like it's.

404
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,122
But it's almost like a psychic play.

405
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,124
Yeah, it is a bit of a psychic play.

406
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,892
It's like, this is how I'm going to die.

407
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:51,463
We're all to introduced to the other two
female regular cast members.

408
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,333
First, the maid.

409
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,000
Susie.

410
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,703
Susie, who is now a maid. Yes.

411
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,571
Well, Susie does any job she can.

412
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,640
She does. She's a Polish immigrant.

413
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,941
And Lady Felicia.

414
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,377
She's a Polish refugee. Yes.

415
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:05,777
Yeah.

416
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:06,178
Yeah.

417
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:10,149
And Lady Felicia, who is just awesome.

418
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,451
Yeah, Nancy, Carol's just awesome net.

419
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,420
So, Lady Felicia is Ruby's godmother.

420
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:19,358
Yes. So we have to assume in the way
Lady Felicia gets upset later

421
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:24,096
after Emory's dead, is that Anne
Marie and Felicia were at one time

422
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,099
good friends,
and that's why she's her godmother.

423
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,767
Godmother. And we will.

424
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,804
We'll I will also say that
this is an actual G.K.

425
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,508
Chesterton story,
but it's not anything like.

426
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,910
It's very, very different.

427
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,410
Yeah.

428
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,746
And they
and when we talked to Jude Tindle,

429
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,914
she said they struggled

430
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,917
in the first season
dealing with the source material.

431
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,018
Mm hmm. Yeah.

432
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,387
Okay, so let's. Talk about this birthday.

433
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,254
Okay? All right.

434
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,390
Because we have a mystery here
to figure out.

435
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:51,924
Yeah.

436
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,293
Before Anne Marie is even killed. Yes.

437
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,295
So this is Ruby's birthday party?

438
00:19:56,295 --> 00:20:00,065
Yes. And Ruby is young enough
that she cannot marry her

439
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:04,136
red fiancee
without her parent's permission.

440
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,873
But she's eligible to inherit. Yes.

441
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,243
So how old do you think Ruby is
supposed to be?

442
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:16,915
I think based on this being in England,
that she's implied to be 17 or 18.

443
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,851
Now, we know the actress is not 17 or 18.

444
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,786
At this time.

445
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:26,491
In the UK it was legal to be married at
16, but you had to have parental consent.

446
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,561
Okay, so we know that she's 16.

447
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,330
At least, at. Least.

448
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,864
Without parental consent.

449
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,935
How old do you think you needed to be
at this time to get married?

450
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,438
So this is in 53.

451
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,339
The story.

452
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:43,642
The show is set.
And now remember that G.K.

453
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,746
Chesterton stories are set much earlier,
but this is 53

454
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:52,050
and I would say 417.

455
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,020
21. 21 Oh.

456
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,756
It is. The patriarchy strikes again.

457
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,826
The the legal age to get married
without parental

458
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,829
consent now is 18 in the UK.

459
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,932
Okay. When do you think that changed?

460
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,900
By 21 to 18.

461
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,670
I bet that changed sometime
in the seventies.

462
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,306
No, it changed seven months ago.

463
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,409
What, in February of 2023.

464
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,012
So if I'm 20 years old in England.

465
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,214
You need your parents consent.

466
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,082
You need your parent's
consent to get married.

467
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,484
Wow. Yeah.

468
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:30,656
Was that was that the law in the books
or was that the law in reality? Yes.

469
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:34,359
Oh, you couldn't get a marriage license
without your parents signing it.

470
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,193
That's horrific.

471
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,561
If you weren't 21.

472
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:41,099
Like I always come back to the fact
that as an older man,

473
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,970
the fact that a woman could not get
a credit card in my lifetime.

474
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,405
Is that changed in your life.

475
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,074
Upsetting to. Me? Yeah.

476
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,044
That, like,
my mom couldn't have got a credit card.

477
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,079
Yeah. So Ruby could be 20?

478
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,783
Yeah, it could be her 20th birthday,
you know, Or it could be her 17th

479
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:58,750
birthday. We don't.

480
00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,484
We don't know.

481
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:00,152
I don't know.

482
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,755
Yeah, but Father Brown says
he's going to marry them anyway because.

483
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:06,758
He doesn't care.

484
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,161
I guess he's not beholden
to the legal marriage.

485
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,029
He just is going to be a church marriage.

486
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:15,801
Oh. In the first episode, like,
he was like, Oh, you're gay.

487
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:16,868
Okay, Yeah.

488
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:19,771
So, again, the most liberal of Catholic.

489
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,907
That's really anachronistic. Yeah.

490
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:26,144
So the party in the play are canceled
because Anne-Marie is toasted.

491
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,179
Yeah.

492
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,549
So I'm like, Oh,
yeah, she's dead and like.

493
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:33,552
Be aggressive, drunk
to like yelling and stuff.

494
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,320
So when Mrs.

495
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:40,158
M and Father Brown show up,
they hear Anne Marie yelling.

496
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:40,892
Yeah, right.

497
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,662
They get told that the party's canceled,
but they don't know that

498
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,864
because they didn't come to the front
gate to see the sign.

499
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,600
Yeah, and Lady Felicia says
there's lots of cake in the kitchen.

500
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,167
Let's go.

501
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:52,938
So while they're in the kitchen
eating cake and Marie is murdered.

502
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,840
Uncle Fester shows up and kills her.

503
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,309
While they're in the house. Yes.

504
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,644
She's killed in the pond?

505
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:01,413
Yes. Right next to the house?

506
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:01,813
Yeah.

507
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:04,716
It's a bit further from the house
than you think it is, but yeah.

508
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,751
It's on the ground.

509
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,253
So within eyeshot, you can see the pond.

510
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:09,488
You can see the house from the pond.

511
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:12,657
Now, I'm sure all of us
who have a pond on their ground.

512
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,593
Yes, all of us.

513
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,929
Yeah. Oh, we don't. No, we don't.

514
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:22,467
But yeah, that,
that seems incredibly weird.

515
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:24,836
I have in my notes. Well, she's dead.

516
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,872
I guess I was wrong.

517
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:27,839
But I just

518
00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,842
think Father Brown is the detective.

519
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:34,746
He's remarkably nearby
when she's killed. So.

520
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:35,480
Like, why didn't

521
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,184
they hear them shouting on the dock
if they were just in the kitchen cake?

522
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,154
Were they really eating cake really loud?

523
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,955
Oh, no, I don't know.

524
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:49,261
I'm not that couldn't possibly hear
this cake is so good, right?

525
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,596
Oh, wow. Yeah.

526
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:56,067
Unless the cake the kitchen's like
in the dungeon or something.

527
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,737
Because Emery was not in the reenactment.

528
00:23:58,737 --> 00:23:59,137
We see.

529
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,472
She's not quiet on the door.

530
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,173
No, she's like.

531
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:04,142
I were telling her.

532
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,778
You know,

533
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,346
because she's an angry drunk.

534
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,716
But, man, is. She a good corpse. Oh, okay.

535
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,719
Face up in the water under the deck,
eyes wide open.

536
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:17,289
And she was fantastic corpse.

537
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,958
Yeah. Does a really good job.
She does a great job.

538
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,360
But you know who else does a great job?

539
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,830
Whoever caters the murder scene.

540
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:30,268
Because did you notice there's some cakes
flat out left out the murder scene?

541
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:30,702
Just.

542
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:34,773
This is why I know I'm like no cop.

543
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,578
Even in the fifties, every cop is going
to be like, nobody touches anything.

544
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,280
Well, Valentine
doesn't even think there's been a crime.

545
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,449
He's like, It's an accident.
Yeah, it's fine.

546
00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:48,687
Her neck is scratched up from some weeds,
like case closed, shut Done.

547
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:51,022
We got to tell you, if you're nude,
Father Brown.

548
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,457
Well, first, where have you been?

549
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:56,294
But they're really trying to figure out
Valentine in this episode.

550
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,530
He gets so much better.

551
00:24:58,530 --> 00:24:59,698
He gets smarter.

552
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:00,332
Yeah.

553
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:05,303
In this episode, he's like, I'm just going
to accuse everybody one at a time.

554
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:09,207
Let them prove their own innocence
after I accuse them and just do it

555
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,809
by process of elimination.

556
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,711
I have no evidence against anybody.

557
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,312
Suddenly were at the church.

558
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:14,713
Yeah.

559
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:17,282
Did you notice
how quickly we moved to the church?

560
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,049
Uh huh.

561
00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:21,453
I think this is one of those places
where there was

562
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:25,190
probably a seed introduction scene
and we'll get to that later.

563
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,191
That got cut. Here.

564
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:26,625
Yeah.

565
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,092
And that's.

566
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:30,028
Why it seems awfully sudden
where the church.

567
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,396
It had to have happened.

568
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:35,700
The scene where we were introduced to said
that is not in the episode

569
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:39,237
must have happened at some point
when Lady Felicia is somewhere

570
00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,007
other than home because he drives her
everywhere. Yes, he does.

571
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,376
And she's places other than home.

572
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,612
So he should be there having
driven her there and we never see him.

573
00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,080
And we meet Uncle Fester.

574
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,882
I mean. I got James.

575
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:56,488
Uncle James, how many episodes
from episodes off the top of your head?

576
00:25:56,488 --> 00:26:00,792
Can you list
where there's a dead body being?

577
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,929
Because at first
I thought this is a funeral,

578
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:08,700
but they find people in the churchyard
who are bad people.

579
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,302
Yeah, yeah.

580
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,102
Who who.

581
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:15,807
Present themselves as long lost relatives
or long lost friends

582
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:16,875
or something like Now.

583
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:22,547
Christie flips it because Marple is
always in this position. Yes,

584
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:23,648
she's the creepy.

585
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,150
She's. Mrs. Marple.

586
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:25,750
Miss Marple.

587
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,186
Is the creep in the cemetery? Yeah.

588
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,889
I've at least three things.
She's like that.

589
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:33,758
Yeah, but.

590
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,661
Lady Felicia is not always this horny.

591
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:37,329
Okay?

592
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,530
She is.

593
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,432
She's got to pick a Delos.

594
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,867
She sees him from across the cemetery.

595
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:43,568
She. She.

596
00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:45,203
You can hardly see his face.

597
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,405
And she's like, Oh. Yeah, yeah.

598
00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:50,775
I'm on to that one. Like, whoa, whoa,
whoa.

599
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,344
And like, okay.

600
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:55,180
At this point,
I know you can't even see his face.

601
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:59,117
We know that Monty is not here,
but we don't know if.

602
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,485
Monty is her husband.

603
00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:03,388
We don't know if Monty's in London
for the day.

604
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:03,955
Yeah.

605
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,359
Or away for. Dinner or he's in Nairobi.

606
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,829
Well, she mentions them 30 seconds
before she kisses James.

607
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:11,763
Yeah.

608
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,231
These are my husband's shoes.

609
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:14,032
More and one more.

610
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:16,301
And she's better than that.

611
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,504
Well, luckily, there isn't, like,
a priest around to judge her.

612
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,873
Oh, well, Father Brown doesn't.

613
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:26,711
Judge her for incredible,
blatant infidelities at all.

614
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:30,115
And then we get a clue that is a major,

615
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:34,119
super relevant clue
that is just picked up and dropped.

616
00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:36,521
Yes. Agnes Short, the nanny?

617
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:39,524
Yes. Dead? Yes. Fairly recently. Yes.

618
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,492
Oh, well, bye.

619
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,861
Okay. It's barely even talked about.

620
00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:47,198
We get one tiny shot of her, the cross
on her grave with her name on it.

621
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,734
We hardly talk about her and she's gone.

622
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:52,037
I'm sure that won't be relevant later on.

623
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:55,173
I'm American and I'm suddenly a boyfriend.

624
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,941
I'm John Van ERT.

625
00:27:56,941 --> 00:27:57,842
Van Art.

626
00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,611
Banter is not an American name of.

627
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,179
The Montana Manor.

628
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,180
He should be Dutch.

629
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,850
He does not have bad English accent yet
bad Brit.

630
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:06,985
American. Accent.

631
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:10,388
Here he does do something that I do like

632
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,925
because I'm not a citizen
of the United States, though I live here.

633
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:15,160
I'm a permanent resident.

634
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,729
That is in your mind when you.

635
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:18,930
I cannot get in trouble.

636
00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,799
Yeah, I'm not a citizen.
I'm not a. Citizen.

637
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:24,536
They could kick me out like America did
because I'm a red.

638
00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:25,136
Yeah.

639
00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,037
This is. Back when we.

640
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,206
Just ejected people from the country.

641
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,941
So there there's a mention there.

642
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:32,143
Uncle James is from Kenya here.

643
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:32,410
And then.

644
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,179
His friend in Nairobi and.

645
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:36,781
Father Brown mentions Happy Valley.

646
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:38,349
White Place.

647
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:39,884
Happy Valley.

648
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,352
Okay, so I don't remember that.

649
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:44,856
In what context,
as Father Brown mentioned, Happy Valley.

650
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,492
He said
maybe he got tired of Happy Valley.

651
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:48,760
Is that in Kenya?

652
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,994
Yes. Okay.

653
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:54,032
Happy Valley is a place in Kenya
where basically

654
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:58,303
in the twenties to the forties,
if you wanted to do drugs,

655
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:02,340
be an alcoholic or a sexual deviant,
that was the place to be.

656
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:07,345
So expats would go to Happy Valley,
like Europeans would go there. Yes.

657
00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:09,948
And there was something
called the Happy Valley set,

658
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:15,620
which was a group of hedonistic, largely
British aristocrats whose adventures

659
00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:19,491
were settled in the Happy Valley
region of the

660
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:22,727
when Joel Valley in Kenya.

661
00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:25,630
Basically, it was a rich suburb

662
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:29,968
on another continent
where you could do whatever you wanted.

663
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:32,036
Well, there's some stories there.

664
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:34,906
Oh, I'm going to tell you.

665
00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,041
I'm just going to read one.

666
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:37,742
So wait a minute.

667
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:41,546
So before you tell me that story,
so what Father Brown is saying

668
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:47,218
is, if he was in Kenya,
maybe he was in this hedonistic place

669
00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:52,390
having sex and drinking and doing drugs
and got tired of it and came home. Yes.

670
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,758
That's almost rude.

671
00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,927
It is. It is.

672
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:56,995
It is surprising.

673
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:59,364
Father Brown mentions it. Yeah.

674
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,699
Like that's the last place
he should know much about anyway.

675
00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:03,601
Okay, tell us the story, lady.

676
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:06,871
Anita Sackville. Okay. Okay.

677
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:09,541
A British arrest doctor,

678
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,343
daughter of the eighth Earl of War.

679
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:17,115
Dilawar,
cousin of poet Vita Sackville-West.

680
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:17,816
Okay.

681
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:22,320
She divorced her first husband
and then went to Kenya,

682
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,990
abandoned her second husband,
then went to Kenya again,

683
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:31,262
and then met a man eight years and her
junior and started sleeping with him.

684
00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:35,099
She was essentially pioneered
the decadent lifestyle in a Happy Valley

685
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:39,304
set, became notorious
for hosting wild parties,

686
00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:43,308
which included
spouse swapping and drug use.

687
00:30:43,441 --> 00:30:49,147
Stories are told of how she would often
welcome guests in a bathtub

688
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:53,985
made of green onyx
and then proceed to dress before them.

689
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:59,324
Wow. This is like 50 years
before swinger parties and

690
00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:00,491
she was.

691
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:01,292
Just.

692
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:02,260
Setting trends.

693
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,695
It was crazy.

694
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,997
Well, the twenties were pretty crazy.

695
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:08,466
Yeah, they call them
the Roaring Twenties for a reason.

696
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:13,805
Yeah, but if you want to
if you want to be enlightened to colonial

697
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:17,342
hedonism, Happy Valley Set Wikipedia page.

698
00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:20,245
Yeah, we got in 30 years.

699
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,212
That's a long time.

700
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:24,449
Most people can't maintain
that kind of lifestyle for 30 years.

701
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,551
Yeah, you get.

702
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,785
Broken or dead.

703
00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,254
Within that time.

704
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:30,121
Yeah.

705
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,123
Remember
when I said we had a mystery to solve?

706
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:32,357
Yeah.

707
00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,125
How old Ruby was? Yes.

708
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,361
Here's
the second part of the mystery. Okay.

709
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,762
So Jane shows up.

710
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:41,432
Yes. And the colonel doesn't say
you're not James,

711
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:44,802
so I would assume he's never met
James. Yes.

712
00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:49,307
So James left
before the colonel and Marie got married?

713
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,411
Yes. And he's been gone 20 years? Yes.

714
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:57,181
How old is Ruby again?

715
00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:00,885
Oh. Well, she has to be under 20 then.

716
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:01,953
Mm hmm.

717
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:04,088
Or they're bad Catholics.

718
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,391
They're bad Catholics.

719
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:09,027
Like, maybe Ruby was born
on the wrong side of the blanket.

720
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:14,098
Maybe it's like,
was she conceived before they got married?

721
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:19,370
The math doesn't quite work, or
the colonel just pays so little attention.

722
00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,172
He was like, Yeah, I've met you before.

723
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:24,108
Whatever you ever dudes are dudes.

724
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,143
He's breathing.

725
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,045
You look like a brother to me.

726
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:30,348
Whatever. It's time for Father Brown. Mrs.

727
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,617
M, scene of the crime re creation.

728
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,953
Well, where he gets in the boat
and is like rob.

729
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,322
One at our. Island,
trying to fall out of the boat.

730
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:42,193
From start to finish in this entire show,
but particularly in these episodes

731
00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:42,994
at the beginning.

732
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:44,362
Mark Williams Charming.

733
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:47,699
This is always on display. Mm.

734
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:50,501
He's not Ron Weasley, he's dad,

735
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:54,772
you know, he's
no the crazy camper from midsummer.

736
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,009
No, he's a different person.

737
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,243
But yeah.

738
00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:01,412
He finds blood on the shore. Yep.

739
00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:03,715
So we know she got hit by the OR.

740
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,283
Before this though.

741
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:09,420
There's the conversation,
this rapid fire conversation between Ruby

742
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:12,757
and the Colonel and James
in front of Father Brown and Mrs.

743
00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:16,260
M where they say
how Anne-Marie might have died. Yes.

744
00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:17,095
Oh, she slipped.

745
00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,297
Oh, the jetties, you know, slippery.

746
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,165
Oh, the rope should have been
sent to the boat.

747
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,700
She lost her balance and.

748
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,268
They like bang, bang, bang.

749
00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:25,203
It was an accident.

750
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,238
That makes them all look suspicious.

751
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,940
It does make them all suspicious.

752
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,709
And then Uncle Fester, I mean, James.

753
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:33,077
You keep doing that on purpose.

754
00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:36,514
She says, let's celebrate her life
with a drink.

755
00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:40,251
Everyone is well aware
she's an alcoholic at this point.

756
00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:41,252
It's tacky.

757
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,955
It's super tacky. And who shows up?

758
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:49,093
But the inspector, It's time to arrest
the first person arrested the colonel.

759
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:53,131
Well, the spouse is always
the first to be suspected, Ray.

760
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,298
Yeah. Okay.

761
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:56,768
You had a row with your wife.
You asked for a divorce.

762
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:57,969
That's how it is.

763
00:33:57,969 --> 00:34:01,039
But then they released him on bail
for the funeral. Yes.

764
00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:04,142
And again, he's so sympathetic.

765
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:07,745
He shows up in his military uniform,
all of his medals.

766
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:10,081
We find out he's been injured

767
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:14,485
and isn't even able to like swing in worm
because he's so injured.

768
00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:16,120
But he doesn't want anybody to know.

769
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,857
He's very proud,
but he clearly cared a lot about her. Yes.

770
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:22,293
Do you think Lady Felicia knows

771
00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:25,930
that he has a girdle on
because she's taken it off at some point?

772
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:29,067
No, I think it's
because she's Anne-Marie's friend.

773
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,302
Okay.

774
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,203
You're tacky.

775
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,371
Okay?

776
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,307
She is a woman of questionable morals.

777
00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:38,176
Those are my husband's shoes. Kiss me.

778
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,411
What? Yeah.

779
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,913
You'd think that he would have died.

780
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,282
Oh, that's right. She's married.
You'd think.

781
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:48,186
No. You're going to make me do things
I don't want to do.

782
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,220
I have in my notes.

783
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,723
It's a kissing funeral. Yes, it is.

784
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:55,226
They always blame the outsider. Yeah.

785
00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:56,761
John is going to be next. Yeah.

786
00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:00,298
And right after the funeral, right
to the reading of the.

787
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:02,533
Well, that's how it happens.

788
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:05,670
You put the body in the ground,
then you can read the will.

789
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,171
Okay. Right away.

790
00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:08,773
Did notice that Anne.

791
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,776
Marie is, like, basically in her pajamas.

792
00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:14,178
Yeah. And I was like,
well, I'll find the brown here.

793
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:15,480
Now, later on we run.

794
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,449
We know why.
We know why he's actually invited.

795
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:22,386
I just don't think that a corpse
should show so much skin.

796
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:25,456
Yeah, that was weird to me. It was.

797
00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:27,058
Like pajamas.

798
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,160
Maybe, but not.

799
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,995
A white hair nightgown.

800
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:32,396
What do. You want to get buried.

801
00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,932
In? Not a white satin nightgown.

802
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:37,368
I'm going with chicken suit.

803
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:39,904
Something that covers up the damage.

804
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:42,707
You know,

805
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:43,975
whatever.

806
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,011
It's a closed casket,
but it's still shaped like a chicken.

807
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:50,348
Yeah. Whatever happened to me. You know.

808
00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:51,349
How I'm. Thinking?

809
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:56,888
Like, big bird feet.

810
00:35:56,954 --> 00:35:59,190
Okay, This is a new salad.

811
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:03,060
What do you want to get buried in?

812
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,595
Something Red.

813
00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:06,030
Big bird.

814
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,299
Big bird. You know, I just.

815
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:11,469
I want you to put just a white sheet
over me with a little circle

816
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:15,873
that my face pokes out of,
so I look like a little ghost gone.

817
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,175
And nothing. Else.

818
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,043
And nothing else? No. Okay.

819
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,546
Any bits underneath the white sheet?

820
00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:22,213
I just.

821
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,048
I don't know. It's just kind of weird.

822
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:27,051
Yeah,
it was weird. It's a fancy. Not like.

823
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,655
Now. We're used to watching every episode
where there's a funeral, and.

824
00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,790
Most people are dressed
in, like, formal wear.

825
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:33,558
You know?

826
00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:34,892
Men are in suits.

827
00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:40,131
Yeah, women are in, like, a nice blouse
or something, which I guess isn't me.

828
00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:43,301
Bare bury me in a t shirt
with snarky thing on it.

829
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:45,403
I don't know some of them black.

830
00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:47,872
But I just was kind of weirded out by it.

831
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:51,342
And then I questioned why it was weird
and I'm like, You shouldn't.

832
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,511
Have bear shoulders at your own. Funeral.

833
00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:54,545
I don't know, like.

834
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:55,580
Kind of strange.

835
00:36:55,580 --> 00:37:00,585
Like she would be all
blue and stuff. I don't know.

836
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:01,419
Do you think.

837
00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:05,856
This is the most morbid
we've got in a while and it's fantastic.

838
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:09,193
Like the funeral directors got extra
work to do

839
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:12,930
to put makeup on her,
her shoulders, or just all that stuff.

840
00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:15,099
Anyhow. The world gets red.

841
00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:18,569
I think everybody acts inappropriate
all the time. Yes.

842
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,271
At all the events related to this death.

843
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,473
Yes, I absolutely agree.

844
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:26,444
Like John Varner may be a communist,
he may be an American.

845
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:30,481
But what offends me most about him
is that he just picks the worst

846
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,985
moments to, like, grab a ruby and be like,
you've got to give me an alibi.

847
00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:37,421
This is my mother's funeral.

848
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,523
What don't you understand?

849
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:43,160
Yeah, but then, you know,
Valentine shows up at wakes,

850
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,964
at funerals, at will, readings, wherever,
and just arrest people.

851
00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:47,431
Yeah.

852
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,767
He has no sense of decorum either.

853
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,102
No, he doesn't like.

854
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,138
I know you're in labor and having a baby,
but I'm here to arrest you.

855
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:58,109
Father Brown is always everywhere
all the time, though he does

856
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,944
wear the right vestments. Here.

857
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,512
I did check. Mm.

858
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:08,953
Oh, And then James is like,
Hey, let's stage the play. What

859
00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:10,621
do. Which I have in my notes.

860
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,591
Wait, she wrote the play.

861
00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:15,526
It's what she would have wanted. Mark.

862
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:18,062
And there are like. Huzzah, you know.

863
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,497
You know what these people. Need?

864
00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,500
Hobbies. The frickin Internet.

865
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:24,669
You know,
it tells you a lot about this family,

866
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,872
though,
that for their daughter's birthday party,

867
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:32,209
the whole family has agreed
to put on a play. Yes.

868
00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:32,977
For anybody.

869
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,446
Could you ever put plays on
when you were a kid?

870
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:36,714
Oh, you never did that.

871
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:38,416
No. At home?

872
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,684
No, never.

873
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:43,254
No. I did. About a.

874
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:43,854
Buyer's.

875
00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:48,392
So if you acted out a play in your room
by yourself, that's one thing.

876
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:51,529
But if you were like, welcome neighbors,

877
00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:54,932
family, friends,
I'm going to put on a one man show.

878
00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:55,733
That's weird.

879
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,868
No, I never invited anybody.

880
00:38:57,868 --> 00:38:59,103
Well, then that's okay.

881
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:01,272
You put on one man's office.

882
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,807
No, I mean, like my sister

883
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:03,374
and I would stand

884
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:07,411
in front of a mirror and lip
sync into our hairbrushes or whatever, but

885
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:10,948
we didn't, like, invite the neighborhood
over to watch us do it.

886
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:15,152
In one of the at least three of them
had type scripts that I had to.

887
00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:18,956
Memorize. For who? Me.

888
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,991
I couldn't possibly read the script.

889
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:23,227
People will notice. Did you at least put.

890
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:25,663
Like, stuffed
animals out as an audience or something.

891
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:29,100
To know?

892
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:32,370
Please tell me you were like six
and not like 16.

893
00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:34,004
Okay. You're a little kid.

894
00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:36,307
Very new to the new house.

895
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:38,442
But old enough to use a typewriter.

896
00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:43,180
Yeah,

897
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:46,117
it's like that video
that we're be starting

898
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,587
to see a little you being so serious,
acting out a play that you wrote.

899
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,422
I want. Those scripts. Right?

900
00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:54,225
I want those. Scripts. But they are gone.

901
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,026
I know they are gone.

902
00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:58,596
Well, this family has a different level
of production.

903
00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:00,798
Yeah, because they have a room

904
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:05,236
that has at least curtains at one end
that they can pull across to set a stage.

905
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,504
Yes, absolutely.

906
00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:09,173
They are hardcore into this.

907
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,175
Suddenly Sid.

908
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,943
Appears, all. My notes say is.

909
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:16,013
Said. Sid is a fantastic character.

910
00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:16,680
We love him.

911
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,748
He didn't.

912
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:18,983
No introduction.

913
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:19,750
Introduction.

914
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:24,555
He's just a skeezy guy hanging out
in the house, kissing Suzy in the hallway.

915
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:29,026
If you are brand new to Father Brown,
you're like, Who is this scumbag?

916
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,962
Yeah, he's awesome.

917
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:34,698
It should be Mr. Sid Flirty pants.

918
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:35,866
Yeah. Wow.

919
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:41,071
Quick kiss me so that this person walking
by will not pay us any attention to it.

920
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:47,778
That might work in an alley,
but it doesn't work in a house.

921
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:51,081
Lady Felicia
had him driving around the county

922
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:55,419
like some sort of hotrod,
just driving down Main Street.

923
00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:56,887
Looking for.

924
00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:58,956
As much action. As the.

925
00:40:58,956 --> 00:40:59,523
Two of them.

926
00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:02,526
They're probably leaning out the windows
with their tongues out.

927
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,930
Hey, Hey, good luck.

928
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,866
Scrubs, skeezy car flow.

929
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,734
Rolling through down.

930
00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:11,669
Hey, are you?

931
00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:16,207
I've never seen you before,

932
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:19,276
but I just love that Sid's, like, quick.

933
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:25,249
He make out with me in this hallway
because that will throw suspicion off.

934
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,917
Okay.

935
00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:29,887
If you weren't hit over the head
by the fact

936
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:34,959
that Uncle John Fester is Italian,
not Kenyan.

937
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,127
He's not Italian. He's been in Italy.

938
00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:37,728
Been in Italy.

939
00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:38,929
Not in. The.

940
00:41:38,929 --> 00:41:40,698
Paying it over the head here.

941
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,366
Yeah. With the coins.

942
00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:43,300
Yeah. Yeah.

943
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,336
And he speaks Italian to Felicia.

944
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,136
Yeah.

945
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:49,273
She not Felicia, but Mrs.

946
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:53,210
M's like I kept all the lira
because I'm going to Rome with them.

947
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,512
Screw you.

948
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,279
Well.

949
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,982
James is slipping out of the house
to go see Felicia.

950
00:41:57,982 --> 00:41:58,949
Yes, And we.

951
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:01,085
She doesn't need a ride
because Sid's busy.

952
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:06,190
Like, other than the one moment
on the air, on the airplane, on the train.

953
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,360
When Sid has to, like, block the hallway.

954
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,394
He's chatting up.

955
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,863
People the entire time, Huh?

956
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,565
And checking out other people.

957
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,699
But here's the problem.

958
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:19,737
Another problem
Valentine says James can't be the killer

959
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,572
because James has an alibi.

960
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:26,076
He was still in Kenya
when Anne-Marie died. Yes.

961
00:42:26,076 --> 00:42:30,047
And the way he knows this
is that Valentine calls and talks

962
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,082
to the police chief in Nairobi

963
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:34,752
who says that he and James
were having dinner that night.

964
00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:36,921
Yes, And I have two issues with this.

965
00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:38,656
There are two big issues with this.

966
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:42,493
Number one, there's no way he got to,
Campbell for it in that amount of time.

967
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:43,961
It's like three days.

968
00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:46,497
Yes. From Nairobi to Campbell four.

969
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,799
You could hardly do that. Now. Now.

970
00:42:48,799 --> 00:42:52,102
And number two,
the police chief should have said, yes,

971
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:55,873
he was having dinner with me
and he's still here in town.

972
00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,875
In fact, he's in my office right now.

973
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,176
Would you like to talk to him?

974
00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:02,246
Yeah, like that's the end of the case
right there.

975
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,213
Yeah.

976
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:07,551
They immediately know this man is not
James because he couldn't have been there.

977
00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:09,219
Yeah, and that's the end.

978
00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,423
But instead,
I guess the Nairobi police chief is coy.

979
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:17,194
I guess it's like, yes, he did
have dinner with me three nights ago. Why?

980
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,662
No, don't tell me.

981
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:21,565
Don't tell my wife good bye.

982
00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:23,067
Okay. Did.

983
00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:25,402
And Lady Felicia there?

984
00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:29,039
Well, now Valentine wants to arrest
Felicia because it's not the colonel

985
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,842
and it's not James. So it must be Felicia.

986
00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,077
You just going down the list?

987
00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:35,946
It's just going down the list.

988
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,682
This is the worst play ever. It's weird.

989
00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:43,721
The only part about it I really love
is James dressed up as a very ugly woman.

990
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:47,358
Yes, because that is awesome
that he has to go on the run

991
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,693
dressed like a hideous woman
wearing man's shoes.

992
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:51,862
And there's a bunch of shoe stuff.

993
00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:54,031
And Felicia looks great
in that police uniform.

994
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:56,700
She does. She does.
Because she looks great in everything.

995
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:59,036
Of course, Father Brown knows what sex is.

996
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:00,871
Okay?

997
00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:01,705
And he just.

998
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:05,476
Wants to make Valentine
uncomfortable. He's blood thirsty.

999
00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:06,877
He just eats like that.

1000
00:44:06,877 --> 00:44:10,814
So it's clearly not blood, but
it could have been all kinds of things.

1001
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:14,752
And he just
looks like don't don't like fake blood

1002
00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:18,889
and don't taste drugs to see what they are
and don't.

1003
00:44:19,023 --> 00:44:22,993
Then there's a train scene and I'm happy
because I love trains.

1004
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,862
And this is an old timey train.

1005
00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:28,298
And there are people in the old timey
outfits on the old timey train,

1006
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:31,735
and Father Brown's
crawling around on the floor. Yes.

1007
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:33,804
So let me ask you
a quick question about train.

1008
00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:34,605
Did you notice

1009
00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:38,976
there's at least one point where Sid looks
at one of the passengers is like, hey.

1010
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,512
Hey, baby, Did you notice.
There's at least.

1011
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,281
One point where Father Brown gets
slapped on the. App?

1012
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:47,284
Yeah,

1013
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:47,751
because he's.

1014
00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:49,987
Looking at everybody's shoes
and that woman is like.

1015
00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:52,623
Oh, I say, and slapped. Him on it.

1016
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:53,724
But yeah.

1017
00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:55,659
Okay, so here's my question about trains.

1018
00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:57,528
And you may not know the answer
to this. Yeah.

1019
00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:00,664
So at one point he's in a car
where there's a center aisle.

1020
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:01,298
Yes. Right.

1021
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:02,666
Those are not sleeper cars.

1022
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,334
No, not private compartments. Right.

1023
00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:05,202
Third class.

1024
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:08,539
But then he goes through another one
where the hall

1025
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:11,608
the aisle
is to the right side of the compartment.

1026
00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:14,278
And then in the next one,
it's to the left side of the compartment.

1027
00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:17,247
Do they they go back and forth
like that down a train.

1028
00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:19,883
Doesn't matter. Okay.
So they might all be on the same side.

1029
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,452
Might all be on the same side.

1030
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,253
And that is second or first class.

1031
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:27,324
I thought maybe they did it
like balance out the weight or something.

1032
00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:30,160
Okay. It's not. Like that. Doesn't matter
now. Okay.

1033
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,162
Does he have to get his butt slapped
in every car

1034
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:34,398
that he goes through or just that one?
I don't know.

1035
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,033
Only in third class.

1036
00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:39,870
It's like this is an opportunity
for me to talk to some young lady.

1037
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:40,504
Yeah.

1038
00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:43,140
Well, it's always an opportunity
for him to talk to young ladies.

1039
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:48,112
I did not come into this episode
misremembering Anne Marie as the killer

1040
00:45:48,112 --> 00:45:53,083
like you did, but I did completely forget
what happens to James. Yes.

1041
00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:57,454
When he gets hit by the train. I was. Oh,

1042
00:45:57,521 --> 00:45:58,522
splat.

1043
00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:00,324
Okay, okay.

1044
00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:06,830
There is no way, no way at all
that he could have done that by accident.

1045
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,665
He kills himself. Here. Why?

1046
00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:11,635
Because he would have seen
or heard that train coming.

1047
00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:15,739
And there's no way you could have thought
I can beat that train

1048
00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:17,207
if it was that close.

1049
00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:20,144
You don't think he could have been
so preoccupied that he didn't.

1050
00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:22,646
Know. It's going the opposite direction?

1051
00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:23,313
No, no.

1052
00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:28,185
It would have been so loud and so present
that he he knew what he was doing.

1053
00:46:28,252 --> 00:46:30,320
I can buy that. And here's why.

1054
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,691
Because when I'm watching him run down
the train, clearly looking for a way out,

1055
00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:39,196
I was thinking, don't jump off
the end of the train, jump off the side,

1056
00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:43,734
because then it's grassy
and you've got a hill to kind of roll down

1057
00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:45,602
and break your fall. Yeah.

1058
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:49,273
If you had to jump off a train,
would you jump off the back or the side?

1059
00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,208
The side, Absolutely.

1060
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,043
Jump for them for the same reason,

1061
00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:56,580
because I think landing and gravel
and rails would be far more painful if.

1062
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:59,483
You hit your head on that rail.
You're done. You're done.

1063
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,885
You are completely done.
Never mind some steel.

1064
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:03,587
There's another train. Yeah.

1065
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,689
So I, I can buy your argument.

1066
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,892
I think maybe he did know
and did that on purpose.

1067
00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:11,328
But what are they going to bury him in?

1068
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,729
Well, in his.

1069
00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:14,498
These is a lot of catching.

1070
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,500
His dressing is wig.

1071
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,902
They might have to keep him in
that to hide it.

1072
00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:21,305
You're going to hide all of his injuries.
It's a closed. Gasket.

1073
00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:26,343
We know that Lady Felicia is not dead
because we're not shown her shot.

1074
00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:26,710
Okay?

1075
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:28,879
We know she's not dead
because she's in the trunk.

1076
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:29,880
Well, there's.

1077
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,815
She goes in the trunk during practice.

1078
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:33,951
Yeah, she goes in the trunk
during the performance.

1079
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:36,787
Yeah, but in the trunk,
everybody's being stupid.

1080
00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:39,923
No, but there's the implication
that she might be shot.

1081
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:42,492
Father Brown takes the catch up.
He knows that she's.

1082
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:45,362
Not because there was a gunshot.
That we don't know where that.

1083
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,899
But the question I have is,

1084
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:54,137
why is there a giant vat of labeled
chloroform in this house?

1085
00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:55,272
Don't we have one to.

1086
00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:58,942
No, we do not have
a giant vat of chloroform in the house.

1087
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,912
Well, if we did,
I would want it to be clearly labeled.

1088
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:02,479
Okay.

1089
00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:03,046
Wouldn't you?

1090
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:07,451
I guess I'm sure it has some gardening use

1091
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,152
because isn't that always the excuse?

1092
00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:12,522
We use it for pests
or it has a use in the garden.

1093
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,693
The other problem this episode is there's
multiple endings in there.

1094
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,996
Weird. All of them are weird.

1095
00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:21,031
So we're a church.

1096
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:24,601
Well,
first said says the necklace was fake.

1097
00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:27,638
Yeah, because Sid's knowledgeable
of these things.

1098
00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:31,508
He mixes with the kind of crowd
that would know. Yes.

1099
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,912
That the real necklace had been
hawked. Yes.

1100
00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:38,048
So? As so, we know that the necklace that

1101
00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:41,919
James stole and then consequently got run
over while wearing.

1102
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,354
Yes. Was fake. Yes.

1103
00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:47,224
So then there's the discussion
between the daughter

1104
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:50,227
and the father, Ruby and Gomez, about.

1105
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:54,197
This colonel where he admits
that they were deep, deep, deep in debt.

1106
00:48:54,197 --> 00:48:58,368
And the reason why he opposed her marriage
to the red American was that

1107
00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:02,139
they hoped she would marry Well,
to someone with money. Yes.

1108
00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:03,240
With the implication,

1109
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:07,110
of course, the death duties
that is affecting all these people.

1110
00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:11,381
Yeah, well, and just maintaining
a house of that size when you don't

1111
00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:15,152
still own all the estate and the farmland
that you get revenue from.

1112
00:49:15,152 --> 00:49:16,520
Not you. Just can't maintain it.

1113
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,789
Like setting up the NHS, right.

1114
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,123
Yeah. Yeah.

1115
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:22,326
Then Ruby and John get married.

1116
00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:24,361
Ruby and John get married.

1117
00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:26,430
The real uncle shows up.

1118
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:27,931
And Felicia comes is like.

1119
00:49:27,931 --> 00:49:32,502
Felicia is on them, like white on. Rose.

1120
00:49:32,602 --> 00:49:36,306
And I'm stuck because there's a camera.

1121
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,241
The camera
that's taking the wedding photo.

1122
00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:40,944
Yes, Because you're obsessed with cameras.

1123
00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:41,979
I love cameras.

1124
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,613
You like old equipment.

1125
00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:46,216
This camera is beautiful.

1126
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:50,020
It is a 1932 or three,

1127
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:55,625
620 Kodak is often called an octagon

1128
00:49:55,692 --> 00:50:00,597
because has a beautiful art deco octagon
on the front of.

1129
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:03,667
The photographer's covering the flash
with his hand, isn't he?

1130
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:09,473
No, he's covering up the light
from the sun so he can look down and see.

1131
00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:12,009
Oh, I see. So he's shading it for image.

1132
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:16,313
Yes. Now, that camera could not have taken
that picture. No.

1133
00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:19,750
Because that pictures at 16 by nine
and that camera doesn't take.

1134
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,019
Pictures,
but it could have taken the color.

1135
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,321
It it could have taken the color photo.

1136
00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:27,691
In fact, on the page
that I'll put in the show notes, which.

1137
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,360
Is the case, there are any other camera
nerds out there, which.

1138
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,765
Is art deco cameras, which is another site
that I could lose like a million.

1139
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:35,866
You know.

1140
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:41,104
There are colored pictures of this
camera was released only in the UK.

1141
00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:44,474
So there are pictures of whales
and thatched roof cottages.

1142
00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:45,542
And they're full color.

1143
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,210
Yes, they're. Full color photos.

1144
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,812
It is a pretty camera.

1145
00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:49,980
It's a very pretty camera.

1146
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:53,183
And and it's not it's
not anachronistic or anything.

1147
00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:55,352
No, no. It was released by the Times. Yep.

1148
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:56,787
That the episode sat.

1149
00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,855
Absolutely non anachronistic.

1150
00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:00,757
Unlike Father Brown's bicycle.

1151
00:51:00,757 --> 00:51:04,127
But you should.
Listen to the last. Episode. Yeah

1152
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,763
Chris discuss his bicycle ad nauseum.

1153
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:09,499
The and yes best corpse.

1154
00:51:09,499 --> 00:51:12,602
We've only got one But she's. Good She is.

1155
00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:13,370
She deserves.

1156
00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:14,738
It. She's in the water.

1157
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,605
She is.

1158
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:19,843
That's a nice shot of her
through the slats of the.

1159
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,312
Yeah. With her eyes like wide open.

1160
00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:24,581
She doesn't blink, her eyes don't dilate.

1161
00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:27,584
She's in a suit. Address. Suit.

1162
00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:28,685
Yes. That is wet.

1163
00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:31,388
I feel sorry for the costume
people who have to maintain

1164
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:35,625
all these vintage clothes and know that
that one's going in the pond.

1165
00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,627
Yes, ma'am.

1166
00:51:37,627 --> 00:51:38,595
She does a good job.

1167
00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:42,332
That's a segment we call Best Cast,
where we talk about the best corpse

1168
00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:43,934
acting in the episode. Yes.

1169
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:47,938
The next segment that we do at
the end of episodes is after the credits.

1170
00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:48,872
What which is and.

1171
00:51:48,872 --> 00:51:50,173
What happens.

1172
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:53,343
At the after the episode is over
to the people in the episode.

1173
00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:57,347
Because this all started from
an episode of midsummer where we realized

1174
00:51:57,347 --> 00:52:01,184
the most horrible person in the world
inherited Jess.

1175
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:06,123
And then became the DCI. Yes. Yeah. Okay.

1176
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:08,125
Same actor, different character. Yes.

1177
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,394
So we know that John and Ruby get married.

1178
00:52:11,495 --> 00:52:14,397
Yes. The colonel is going
to lose the house.

1179
00:52:14,397 --> 00:52:17,134
But as Father Brown points out,
maybe that's a good thing.

1180
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:21,338
I think it's like if I'm the colonel,

1181
00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:24,407
I'm kind of like
I'm out from under this house.

1182
00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:29,679
I loved my alcoholic wife,
but there is a trauma to get over there.

1183
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:32,949
Mm hmm.
He was kind of abused by her. Yeah.

1184
00:52:33,116 --> 00:52:37,020
So I think that maybe he's
going to enjoy some freedom.

1185
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,754
Yeah.

1186
00:52:37,754 --> 00:52:40,624
Maybe he shouldn't travel so much
if they have no money.

1187
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,292
I think he traveled for the military.

1188
00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,394
Yeah, So I think I.

1189
00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:45,295
You know, he's.

1190
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,963
He's part of the old boys network.

1191
00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,698
I think he's going to be fine.

1192
00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:50,233
What about John and Ruby?

1193
00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:52,836
I think if they moved to the US,
they might be okay.

1194
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,672
He's kind of a scholar. He's a communist.

1195
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:57,140
A communist.

1196
00:52:57,140 --> 00:53:00,443
Maybe they'll get a little cottage
and he can live with them.

1197
00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:02,779
Maybe Lady and Felicia.

1198
00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:03,813
Maybe Felicia.

1199
00:53:03,813 --> 00:53:07,217
Said, are drooling
on the windows of the car going down Main.

1200
00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:08,685
Street.

1201
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:12,088
And James, whose real name is Michael
Short,

1202
00:53:12,088 --> 00:53:15,091
is going to be buried in a small box.

1203
00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:16,193
Yeah.

1204
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,093
Well, he is.

1205
00:53:17,093 --> 00:53:19,429
He is buried. He gets a grave marker, but.

1206
00:53:19,429 --> 00:53:21,665
He gets. To share a grave with his mother
because they're.

1207
00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:24,501
So little so. They can put. Him in there.

1208
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:27,037
Oh, sorry. Michael Short.

1209
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,606
Yes. And that's the. End you. Can find.

1210
00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:31,308
Wait a minute. What's our next episode?

1211
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:32,342
What's what's episode?

1212
00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:34,311
Three episodes three.

1213
00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:36,513
The wrong shape.

1214
00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:37,380
Mm hmm.

1215
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:41,017
Just as a side note,
if you are curious, the collection

1216
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:45,155
of stories that the original version
of The Falling Stars by G.K.

1217
00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:47,857
Chesterton is from is Open Source.

1218
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:50,760
Now it is online. You can find it.

1219
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,596
I'll put a link
if you want to read it for free.

1220
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:54,030
You can.

1221
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:55,832
It's set at Christmas.

1222
00:53:55,832 --> 00:53:58,301
There's a weird discussion of blackface.

1223
00:53:58,301 --> 00:53:59,269
Flambeau.

1224
00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:03,106
Flambeau is in it, and Flambeau
is completely different in the stories

1225
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:03,773
and he's in the show.

1226
00:54:03,773 --> 00:54:04,574
If you've seen later

1227
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:07,877
seasons of the show, he's
a completely different kind of character.

1228
00:54:07,877 --> 00:54:09,879
But it is.

1229
00:54:09,879 --> 00:54:11,114
They're worth a read.

1230
00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:12,549
Yeah, they're worth a read.

1231
00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:15,752
But just don't compare them
because they're nothing like this.

1232
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:18,221
They're very different,
but they are worth a read.

1233
00:54:18,221 --> 00:54:20,724
The Wrong Shape is the next episode.

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Let me read you the synopsis.

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Poet hangs himself in a locked
conservatory.

1236
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Father Brown thinks that it's not suicide,
but murder.

1237
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It's the one with the hippies
and the free love. Yes,

1238
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it's a fun one.

1239
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Oh, Mrs..

1240
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M turns inside.

1241
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Out with judgment on everybody, and.

1242
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She can't handle. It.

1243
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It's so bad for her.

1244
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It's not the S&M episode later on,

1245
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but it's pretty darn close.

1246
00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:51,788
They go pretty far.

1247
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,891
Wow. I can't believe those words
came out of my mouth.

1248
00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:55,992
But it's a fun one.

1249
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So we hope you'll come back.

1250
00:54:57,594 --> 00:54:58,028
Yeah.

1251
00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:58,895
If you're new to the show,

1252
00:54:58,895 --> 00:55:02,732
we hope you'll come back for episode
three of season one.

1253
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:05,402
If you're not new, we're glad you're here.

1254
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We enjoy you so much if.

1255
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You are new. We also have a Facebook page.

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00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,410
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1257
00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:18,548
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1258
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that goes on in the making in the episodes
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1259
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:26,056
We have an even if you're new to the show,
you haven't even begun

1260
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:29,459
to realize how crazy our lives are.

1261
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1262
00:55:32,128 --> 00:55:35,932
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1264
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It is all good for us. Yeah.

1265
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,706
And we just like knowing that
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1266
00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:43,173
It's great.

1267
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:44,441
We just we want to build.

1268
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Our goal is to build community.

1269
00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:51,414
And that is the way in which you do it
these days.

1270
00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:53,383
That is the way you do it.

1271
00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:55,285
So until next week, by.

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00:55:55,285 --> 00:56:00,090
Maniac, by mania

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is. All

1274
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well, good for us
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