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[upbeat rock music] Did that one wake you up? Woke me up. It's Peaches here on this fine, well, pre-Friday, AKA Thursday, April second, twenty twenty-six. Obviously post April Fools' Day. Hopefully you pulled off an epic prank yesterday. Uh, I did post yesterday that starting tomorrow we will no longer be playing Sleep Token. A lot of people got a little too excited. 

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Some people even said, "Who?" Like, do you listen to us? Do you listen to rock and metal? 'Cause I, I really wanna know. For those that said, "Who? Who are they?" 

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Do you live under a rock? [laughs] Let me know, two oh eight, five three five, one oh one five. 

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It would be great to listen to Sleep Token for the first time again. I talked to Chris Daughtry in that old, old interview back when I first started, and he was like, "Hey, have you heard of this band called Sleep Token?" And I did. He, he... I didn't know about Sleep Token at the time, but then right after, like, that morning after that interview, I, uh, listened to them again and really dug deep, and that was before Take Me Back to Eden came out and 

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I've been, I've been digging them ever since. I'm hoping they put out some new music at some point in the near future. Maybe they'll announce a tour. That'd be awesome. 

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Hopefully they'll do that, uh, Snoozefest that we talked about on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, that fake, uh, poster I saw from yesterday that the, uh, the lead singer of Sleep Theory shared on his Instagram. "Snoozefest. Sleep Token, Sleep Theory, Sleeping With Sirens, Sleep Talker, While She Sleeps, Armor for Sleep, Team Sleep, Sleep Wave, Sleep, Oh Sleeper, Sleepwalker, Sleeping Giant, Sleep On It. Grab your ticket and butt flap onesie bundle at sleeptalker.us." [laughs] 

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I, I, I wish that was real. You know what's a cruel prank? You know, besides the whole, like, pretending you're pregnant on April Fools' Day. 

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What, what, what's a really cool... What's a really cruel prank is giving somebody a fake lottery ticket, 

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and they think they've won a whole bunch of money, and then they flip over to the back and it says, like, "Claim at your mama's house," or something like that. 

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We used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos all the time as a family, and my dad would laugh so hard at those particular clips, and, uh, me and my mom would have the same reaction. Like, what if that happened to you? 

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I'd be throwing a fit like a toddler. I'd be jumping up and down thinking that I won all this money. Next thing you know, I flip it over to the back. Gotcha. Oh, 

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I'd be livid. Anyway, it's Peaches Pit Party. I hope you're doing well, and I'll be back here in just a few with some more crap to talk about. Stuff involving crap for the, uh, for the next story. I'll tell you about it here shortly. Yesterday, I, with, uh, many other people, uh, watched the Artemis II launch. I wasn't really all that into it. I'm still not all that into it, but Josh from Classy ninety-seven, he's way into it. He was watching, like, the pre-show. You know how when there's an award show or, like, the Super Bowl, any big sporting event, there's always, like, that four-hour long commentary thing, commentary, uh, gathering that happens before the event? Josh was watching the equivalent of that in the Classy ninety-seven studio. It was, like, these two, uh, these two, uh, co-hosts just talking about how it's, like, "It's gonna be a great launch. We're excited for it." I don't know how you make that last for that long, but they did. They did. But the Artemis II, I tuned in right as it launched, like a minute before it launched. Sure enough, it went... It got the... The countdown timer went down to thirty seconds. It disappeared, and then it went right off into the sky, and I was like, "How are they keeping a camera on this thing all the way up there?" Josh had to explain to me that, uh, well, they started using diagrams based off of math and physics and all of that stuff, and quite fascinating, really. Too smart for me, I can tell you that much, but the Ar- the astronauts. I wanted to talk about something funny here. The astronauts on the Artemis II mission experienced some potty troubles just hours after takeoff, forcing them to hold number one or use a backup system until the issue was fixed. [laughs] Uh, the Artemis II mission specialist, Christina Koch. Is that how you say her last name? The only woman on board the ten-day mission first reported the issue to Mission Control when she noticed a blinking fault light, per space.com. 

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The NASA's Director of Flight Operations, Norm Knight, told reporters at the Kennedy Space Center the malfunction was due to a controller issue on the toilet. Can you imagine everything's going smoothly except for the bathroom? 

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I can only imagine being, like, that astronaut that wakes up that morning and goes, "You know what? I'm going to the Moon today." That's just wild to think about. I mean, you can see the Moon obviously in the sky, but going to it for the first time in a long time, being on a space shuttle, going to space, everything could go wrong. 

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Oh, man, th- that's a scary thing. You know how kids wanna be an astronaut? They don't tell you when you're a kid how scary it would be to be an astronaut, how smart you have to be to be one. I did a whole report on John Glenn, the g- the first guy to orbit the Earth. Imagine being that guy. [laughs] Getting to see what he saw. Let's move on here. Let's play some of The Amity Affliction, House of Cards, on Peaches Pit Party. Yeah, so yesterday on the K-Bear one oh one Facebook page, 

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I posted some very dumb, uh, fake news story about how Yellowstone 

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was going to, [laughs] was going to start a pilot program 

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introducing an express lane system specifically for verified content creators. My friend Matt texted me early on yesterday. He was like, "Hey, I just saw this get posted on Facebook. You should post the same thing about Yellowstone, see how many people get riled up." 

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How there was gonna be, like, this whole separate lane for influencers at Yosemite for Half Dome.This one was going to be different. It was just going to be Yellowstone introduces express lane for influencers overall. And that under this program, influencers with a minimum of 

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100,000 followers on platforms like Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube can apply for a timed access pass that grants them priority entry to designated viewpoints during limited morning and evening windows. Park officials say the goal is to streamline foot traffic and reduce bottlenecks caused by frequent photo and video stops. That got some laughs. You know, nobody really fell for it. It was just a fake news story. It was kind of like an Onion article. 

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Even though there are those people that fall for Onion articles all the time. You see that subreddit, r slash ate the onion. There were a few people that fell for my post about how, hey, starting tomorrow, we will no longer be playing Sleep Token due to complaints, which, I mean, do they listen at all? Do they know that when people complain about certain bands, we just play them more? I mean, obviously there was the loud haters that were like, oh, I wish this were true. I wish you posted this yesterday. I wish you 

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would post this the day after April Fool's Day. If only that would be a miracle, you know. 

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But yet again, there were people that were like, who? Huh? Who's Sleep Token? Like, do you not listen? Do you just follow us on social media? Like, please, what are you doing? 

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And they got a good amount of people laughing. I'm glad I put that in the K-Bear group. 

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So anyway, yeah, we'll continue to play Sleep Token here on K-Bear at 101. You know, they're one of the most streamed bands in history for rock and metal. 

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You know, there's a lot of old people that say, they're not metal. I just don't understand them. I've tried. I've tried. I've tried. But 

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millions upon millions of people enjoy them. That's the reason why their tours sell out within minutes. Their streaming numbers are through the roof. Take Me Back to Eden was one of the best albums ever. So, yeah, we'll continue to play them. Peaches Pit Party on K-Bear at 101. The Shot Clock Sports Update is coming up rather soon. But let's talk about something else that's really funny revolving around sports. Hockey, to be exact. 

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Now, the biggest hockey rivalry in New York might not be the Rangers and the Islanders. 

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I'm saying this because, well, the New York Police Department as well as the Fire Department, they had a charity hockey game. And I guess some of them took it a little too seriously. And, well, they started fighting each other. The first line brawl took place just eight minutes into the contest with a score tied one to one. A pair of players dropped the gloves around center ice and started chucking knuckles at each other. While the two squared off and a linesman was drawn away to monitor them, the rest of the skaters partnered up and began brawling on their own inside a face-off circle near the boards. Benches cleared at the end of the game. Referees eventually gained control of the situation, sent the players to the penalty box. The action remained relatively tame until just as the final whistle sounded. Trailing three to two in the closing moments, the, 

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is it the Fire Department? Yeah, the FDNY pulled the goalie and were pressing to even up the game. One player crashed the New York Police Department net looking for a rebound as time expired, drawing a reaction from one of the nearby defensemen. Several players dropped gloves and both benches emptied, creating chaos on the ice as punches were thrown by both sides. I do love how cops and firefighters just hate each other for some reason. It's like, who's going to stop that? You know, it's like there's cops there who can legally arrest you. And then there's firefighters who, you know, I mean, 

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please, I would love to ask Lieutenant Crane, could there be an Idaho State Police, maybe even just an IFPD versus IF Fire Department game, maybe even Pocatello? What if there was a giant tournament? 

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That would be pretty cool. Are there enough firefighters at those smaller cities to maybe make a team? Enough cops to make a team like the Blackfoot Police versus the Blackfoot Fire Department? That'd be awesome. Have a whole tournament hosted by Mad Marvin himself, Lieutenant Crane, who's coming in tomorrow morning for traffic school, powered by the advocates. If you have a law-related question that you want to ask Lieutenant Crane tomorrow morning, you can at 208-535-1015 during the Victor Wilt Show. The new Major League Baseball season just started, but many fans are already dreading the end of the season. That's when it seems likely the owners will throw away all the goodwill the game has built up the past few years by locking out the players. The players' union seems convinced that a lockout to force a salary cap is on the way as they've stocked up $519 million in cash and investments to help players with minimum salaries. That's twice as much as their war chest before the 2021 lockout. That lockout lasted three months and delayed the start of the 2022 season by eight days. Today is opening day for the Daytona Tortugas, and fans heading to the stadium will enjoy a special ribbon-cutting ceremony. This isn't just any stadium. It's Jackie Robinson Ballpark, named for Robinson because it's where he played minor league baseball for a season before making history with the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1947. The 112-year-old stadium just received a massive $32 million facelift to ensure professional ball stays in downtown Daytona for decades to come and to continue to honor Robinson with this historic baseball diamond for decades to come. Stone Cold Steve Austin is a WWE champion and Hall of Fame member, but that might not be as exciting to him as winning an off-road race. Austin won his class at the annual Prospector 250, a nearly six-hour off-road race in the Nevada desert. The event is part of the Valley of the Rogue Racing Association Desert Racing Series. Austin placed eighth overall and won the Stock Mod Pro class driving a Kawasaki Terex H2.When the World Cup is played at AT&T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys, ah, natural grass will be the playing surface. When asked if the grass would be there for the NFL season, the Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, had a quick answer, "Pretty much no chance." Toilet pants is what it says here. Jones suggested that there's no belief that it's any safer to play on grass and that they go back to playing on carpet for the NFL games to get back to the, uh, the other business of the stadium and the team. Wow, I had to cough there for a second. [coughs] Okay, that does it for your Shot Clock Sports Update right here on KBEAR one-o-one. I need to go find some water. KBEAR one-o-one, it's Peaches Pit Party. What's a rule you follow for no logical reason? I might need to ask this for To Peach Their Own a little bit later on during the 4:00 PM hour. 

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I'm looking at some of the answers here already from this, uh, this, this, uh, Reddit thread. Using a turn signal even when there's nobody else on the road for miles. 

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Something I do. Volume needs to be on an even number. I always have mine at 25. It's a little loud. It's when I'm driving 40 miles per hour plus, that's when I turn it up to 25. But if I'm at a stoplight, I then turn it down because I don't want my music to be so loud that the person driving next to me can hear it, because I wanna keep my music to myself. It really does bug me whenever I wear headphones and people can hear whatever I'm listening to. 

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I used to have these, uh, expensive Beats headphones, and I wore them in the car. I thought they'd be noise-canceling. I thought I'd be the only one who could, uh, hear the music as a kid. 

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I'm listening to my music and I see my mom jamming out in the front seat to whatever I'm listening to. And I'm like, "Well, time to get rid of these, rid-rid of these headphones," and I just threw them out right then and there. [laughs] What's a rule you follow for no logical reason? I always check my pockets twice even when I know there's nothing there. I always, like, slap the outside of my pants to see if my phone, keys, and wallet are in my pockets. Kinda looks stupid if you just watch me do it. It's like just a big, like a [hands slapping] kind of thing, you know? I always end a flight of stairs on my right foot. That's a little weird, all right? I'm not that technical about it. I set five alarms even though the first one always wakes me up. I, I'm always a one-alarm dude because I'm so anxious that when I wake up, I'm like, "Okay, I need to get up 'cause I don't need to be late for work. I have this amount of time left." 

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[laughs] I always touch the outside of the plane when boarding so it doesn't crash. I might become that superstitious when it comes to the airplane travel, flight, flight, going on a flight overall. 

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'Cause I'm kinda scared, low-key. I don't know what happened to me. [laughs] I've talked about it recently how, like, I used to be just fine on airplanes, but now the slightest bit of turbulence just terrifies me. Oh, man. I'm glad I don't have to fly anytime soon. I'll probably leave at the end of August for my birthday trip back home. Let's play some, uh, Poppy with Amy Lee and Courtney of Spiritbox, End of You, on KBEAR one-o-one. Okay, so I saw this, uh, headline, "Parents Are Yelling One Name to Stop Tantrums and It's Working," and I immediately thought, I'm like, "Oh, it's Santa, right?" 

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Has to be Santa. 

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No. A, a, a growing number of parents on TikTok say they found an unexpected way to stop toddler tran, uh, tantrums mid-meltdown. It's just calling out a random name, most commonly Jessica. 

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Yeah, these, uh, parents are filming their children crying. 

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All of a sudden the parent will be like, "Hey, 

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are you gonna be like this when Jessica comes?" Or, "Are you gonna stop crying because Jessica's coming?" And then the kid becomes all confused like, "Who's Jessica?" They start looking around the room. They stop crying. 

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I, I figured it was just like, "Hey, you gonna act like this, you're getting no, no, no presents on Christmas. Santa's watching you." 

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That's how my parents got me as a kid. All, all of a sudden I would act right. I would stand up straight like I was a soldier. "Santa's, Santa's not gonna come to our house, Peaches." Or they wouldn't call me Peaches, but, uh, "Santa's not coming to our house, Brendan." [laughs] All of a sudden I just act right. 

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I mean, shoot, they could still do that and I would still change my ways. In this moment on KBEAR one-o-one, I was reading here about, uh, 

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a lot of young adults are treating their parents' house like a, a storage unit because the kids are moving out. And so they have a lot of these excess things, junk of sorts, and they just leave it in their old bedrooms. I have some stuff in my old bedroom back at my parents' place. I actually have a, a nice framed Kobe Bryant poster. I was the last person to get it. I went to Kobe Bryant's last game. I didn't go to the game itself. I was outside the Staples Center because ticket prices. You wanna talk about expensive tickets for things? It was insane. I think it was, like, a thousand-plus dollars per ticket for the nosebleeds. Like, it was that bad. So it was me, my ex at the time, and her friend. We went to the Staples Center, now the Crypto.com Arena. We went to the Kobe Bryant vault outside the thing. We were the last pe-people in line. We... I was the last one to receive that poster. I, I'm gonna keep that for my future man cave, you know? Have that in my little collectibles room if I'm ever able to get a house, you know? But, uh, I do have some other stuff at my parents' place, and my dad gets a little upset 'cause I'm just like him, where if things are just lying around, I'll either wanna toss them out or find a place to put them. My mom and my sister are opposites, or they're, they're opposite compared to my dad. 

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They'll wanna go to Dollar Tree and get these little figurines. It drives my dad nuts. I'm kinda like him. I'm ve- I'm very much so like him when it comes to cleaning. I'll annoy my girlfriend quite a lot because she'll leave, like, her half-full soda on the table and she won't drink it for a little while, and I'll come back out to the kitchen. We'll be in another room. I'll come back out to the kitchen. All of a sudden I, I, I go to her and be like, "Whose drink is this?" Obviously it's hers. [laughs] She was planning on drinking it later. But usually she leaves stuff on the tables and s- and such, and I'm just like, "Please, throw it away. If you're done with it, throw it away." Like, in my car I have a very strict rule. Anything that's left behind that I haven't touched in quite a long time, I just chuck it.Chuck it in the dumpster. I'll, I'll sometimes have, like, this, oh, it's a super fat boy moment. Luckily, I've stopped doing this as of late 'cause I'm trying to lose weight. But, um, there's been times where there's been, like, four or five fast food bags on the floor of my passenger seat, and I'll just... When I'm leaving work, I'll pull to the dumpster right outside the building and look like a complete fat boy just carrying all of these fast food bags to the dumpster and dumping all of them. All right, I got to, uh, address something serious. Reese's has been caught messing with our emotions. You know, Reese's, they started tweaking some of their stuff, like certain seasonal candies weren't even using real chocolate anymore, more like that chocolatey coating nonsense. And people noticed, like, immediately. I talked about the original story about how the, the grandson of the original Reese's founder... 

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Yeah, the grandson of Reese's founder criticized the company for shifting to cheaper ingredients. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have always been made with real milk chocolate or dark chocolate and peanut butter, but a small portion of Hershey's and Reese's products, like those mini Easter eggs, are now made with a coating that contains less chocolate. But the grandson of the Reese's founder helped us out. He made Hershey's- Hershey change their ways. 

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Hershey said that in 2027 it will ship those products to their classic milk chocolate and dark chocolate recipes. Bravo. Really. 

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Uh, Reese's to me is by far the best candy. I've met a few people that re- that are like, "Ugh, Reese's is gross." I'm like, "Wha- what planet are you from? How do you not like Reese's?" I mean, seriously. I know people have their tastes, but I thought Reese's were universally loved. Loved. 

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You got Josh from Class of '97 saying it, it tastes like sweaty peanut butter, 

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whatever that means. Anyway, before I get even more upset, let's play some Pierce the Veil, So Far, So Fake. And also shout out to Hershey for listening, changing their way. You know, with every, uh, concert ticket giveaway or just overall giveaway that we do around here, we always ask, "Hey for your first and last name, could you give us your first and last name? Could you give us your phone number, your email?" And some people's emails are just like, wow, you use that? Because I've been told my entire life pretty much... Well, more so in high school and college, like, "Hey, you gotta have a professional email." 

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My very first email that I had created because, well, back in the day when, when I first wanted to make a social media account, it was Facebook, and for some reason you needed to have an email to sign up for Facebook, and I was 13 years old at the time. My parents used AOL, 

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so my very first email was giantintraining@aol.com. Get it? 'Cause I was a teenager. I was still growing. giantintraining@aol.com. 

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I, I, I still hold onto that as, like, some sort of ancient relic, even though my email now is literally just my first and last name with my birth year. Very similar to a lot of other people. I know it's uncreative, but I think I tried using Brendan Peach, just simply my first and last name, before, and I think I, I used that up. I forgot the password and can't recover that account, so 

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that exists somewhere. No, I think Google deleted it, but I still can't recover it for some reason. I don't know. But 

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how many of you are still rocking a Gmail you made when you were, like, 14? Well, Google just fixed that. You can now actually change your Gmail username without losing your account, your emails, or anything tied to it, so you can finally retire, like, SkaterDude420xxMetalGodxx or whatever you thought was cool back in, like, 2006. Your old email still works too. It basically becomes a backup, so you won't miss anything. Only catch, you can only change it once a year, so maybe don't rush into CoolGuy69V2. But seriously, if your email has been quietly ruining your professional life, well, your time has come finally. KBear101, I was reading here about how this particular school in Maryland, they're having some serious issues with, uh, with students flushing down their plastic vapes down the toilets. 

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At one point, it was so bad that every single toilet in the school was needing to be fixed. Like, there was no available bathroom. Imagine you have to hold it because those morons who are vaping in the bathroom just kept ruining bathroom breaks for you. You know, flushing, there was cigarette butts back in the day. That was the thing to do, right? There was kids smoking in the bathroom with, like, an a- an actual cigarette back in the 20th century. Now in the 21st century, our version is plastic vapes, and they don't flush as well compared to tobacco wrapped in paper. So 

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yeah, there's that whole thing going on. The school is now going to screen students for vaping devices using a metal detecting wand. I've seen those schools in movies where you have to show up, and then it's almost like TSA. Wouldn't that suck? 

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I mean, my first high school that I went to should have had that. Los Alamitos High School, 

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they, they had to chain the toilet paper rolls to the ceiling because kids were throwing the toilet paper rolls around the bathroom like a bunch of monkeys. 

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Like, what are you, what are you supposed to... 

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Uh, just, just go to the bathroom. That's it. Just use the restroom, wash your hands, and get out of there. Go back to class or whatever. Go back to lunch, whatever you're doing. 

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Just [laughs] throwing toilet paper. I remember my, my sister went to that school, and she was telling me, like, people were doing, like, hardcore drugs in the bathroom stalls. It was hardcore, man. 

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Flushing plastic vapes down the toilet, causing backing issues. It e- it even tells me here that, uh, the toilets... Each toilet reportedly costs, uh, the school $200 when they're replaced. Some of the toilets have also just been repaired rather than purchased new.Anyway, let's play some Wage War, Song of the Swamp on KBEAR one-oh-one. Here we go with today's What the Headline. This m- this may be my new favorite category of crime, blaming AI for your job. [upbeat music] An attorney in Oregon just got fined ten grand because he submitted a legal brief that was basically, uh, fan fiction. Fake quotes, fake cases, stuff the court said was just completely made up. And his defense, "Yeah, I was dealing with some stuff and 

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didn't double-check it." 

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Dude, you're a lawyer. 

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That's like the one job where you absolutely have to check your work. You can't just walk into court like, "Your Honor, according to, uh, 

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according to ChatGPT." [laughs] And the wild part is that this already happened before. Another lawyer got fined for the same thing, just inventing cases like he was writing a, a Marvel script, you know? 

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At this point, judges are probably reading briefs like, "All right, is this real law, or are we about to meet like Batman versus the State of Oregon?" [laughs] You know, something like that. AI can help you though. But it probably shouldn't be your, uh, your co-counsel. [laughs] That's today's What the Headline right here on KBEAR one-oh-one. If you've got a job interview coming up, there's one thing people still mess up every single time. It's not even the answers, it's the basics, like, "Tell me about yourself. Why do you want this job?" Stuff like that, and apparently most people either ramble forever or give the most generic copy-paste answers possible. The whole point is to actually connect what you've done to what they need, not just list your life story or say, "I'm a hard worker like everyone else on Earth." And then at the end when they ask, "Do you have any questions?" You cannot say no. I really hate how the interview process is so... it's s- it's such a game, you know? You have to say the right thing. It's an overall test. You cannot say no to, "Do you have any questions?" That's basically telling them you don't care. Ask something, a- anything that shows you're paying attention. 

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You know, be real. Quick tip here: be real, be specific, don't overthink it to the point you sound like a robot. And if you're looking for a job right now, well, you can visit the newly redesigned hireeastidaho.com to find local jobs from local companies. This week's Hire East Idaho Job of the Week is a painter position with Streamline Services based in Rigby. If you're looking to get into painting or already have experience, they're hiring for a, uh, busy crew, willing to train the right person. It's a full-time position paying between fifteen and twenty-five dollars an hour, depending on experience. You'll need to be reliable, have your own transportation to job sh- to, to job... I'm sa- almost said a bad word. Job sites [laughs] around Idaho Falls and Rexburg. To apply, here's the phone number, two oh eight two two one six zero five nine. That's two oh eight two two one six zero five nine. And to explore even more local opportunities, check out hireeastidaho.com. Hire East Idaho, connecting people with opportunity. It's always free for job seekers. New jobs added all the time. All right. Let's do some, uh, new music from, from Black Veil Brides, Vindicate on KBEAR one-oh-one. You know, I've talked about this from time to time that dogs and cats, they don't live all that long like they should. 

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They live 

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almost up to eighteen years old. Some of them, you know, pass away at eleven. Very unfortunate. You only have a dog for ei- eleven years. Even eighteen years, man, that's... I mean, that's a long time still, but I wish... I, I'm sp- I'm, uh, I'm spoiled in a way to where I wish dogs and cats lived a whole lot longer, very similar to tortoises. You know, my parents have a tortoise. I've talked about him. His name is Sheldon. I think he's now fifty-four or fifty-five years old. Like, he's thirty-five years older than me, which is insane to think about. Twenty-five years older. Where'd I get thirty-five? Twenty-five years older. 

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Yesterday it was reported that Jonathan, the world's oldest known tortoise, was dead. He was, he's a hundred and ninety-three years old. 

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Well, 

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turns out that was an April Fool's Day prank as well. I don't know who posted it. You know, celebrity death hoaxes last all the time, or they happen all the time. I wouldn't say Jonathan's really a celebrity, but you know, he was probably an easy target to just... for just one page to be like, "You know what? Let's just report that this nearly two hundred-year-old tortoise is dead. It'll get shared everywhere. People will freak out on social media." Jonathan is still kicking, even though it- it's, it's slowly, on the island of Saint Helena. It was a hoax. The head of the communications on the island told the Associated Press, "Today I can just assure you that he is very much alive." How long will he be expected to live? 

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That's what I'm trying to figure out here. I'm gonna look up his specific breed of tortoise. He's, uh, I don't know how you say this first w- this first word here. Seychelles, Seychelles giant tortoise. 

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I'm gonna look up their lifespan real quick, 'cause I wanna, I wanna see here. Oh, they can live for over two hundred years. The average lifespan, roughly one hundred and fifty years. Get yourself a, a very young t- tortoise, so that way it lasts your entire life, and then you can pass that pet down to the next generation, and the next generation. [upbeat music] Thanks for listening to Peaches Pit Party, the podcast. If you enjoyed the show, please share, subscribe, and rate the podcast. Peaches Pit Party is hosted by me, Peaches, AKA Brendan Peach, and is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com. Until next time, Peach out.