This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!

This week on This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast… chaos strikes immediately.
Jen is eating a corn dog mid-recording 🌭, Ashton is spiraling over bad drivers (and personalized license plates 😤), and somehow we end up deep in a full-blown alien conspiracy at a Miami mall 👽
BUT in between the laughs, we get real—talking about grief, friendship, and the kind of people who will walk into the river with you (even in Chanel pants 💅).
✨ In this episode:
  • The dangers of personalized license plates (apparently 😅)
  • Jen’s strategy for surviving potential murderers at gas stations
  • A new widow listener we may have recruited 💔➡️❤️
  • Why adult friendships are everything
  • And… the Miami Mall alien conspiracy that has us questioning EVERYTHING
Basically: it’s unhinged, heartfelt, and exactly why we shouldn’t have a podcast.

Creators and Guests

Host
Jen Petty
Jen is a hot mess but she always brings the fun!

What is This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!?

Join us on a heartfelt journey as we explore the unexpected path to becoming best friends. From chance encounters at a theater program to bonding over shared experiences during a pandemic, this episode delves into the laughter, challenges, and deep connections that have shaped our friendship. Discover how a simple trip to Beaver's Bend turned into a lifelong bond, filled with ups, downs, and everything in between. Tune in for a candid conversation about friendship, life, and the moments that bring us closer together.