Hello there,
and welcome to the United
States Department of NURSE,
where we are for the people,
by the people, and of the people.
With that,
let's roll into this beautiful intro.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
What is going on, everybody?
Tonight,
we do this show kind of together
last minute,
but we're going to talk some Fallout,
some X-Men 97, get some feelings on that,
and we're going to dive
into the Deadpool Wolverine trailer.
Tay, thank you.
It's been a while,
and I apologize to everybody out there.
Getting a kid ready to go to
college is not the easiest
thing in the world to do.
Oh, Black had to do that not too long ago.
Ha ha ha.
it was that uh I'm already
in debt like you ain't
throw the uh the the the
good old military benefits
that way didn't qualify oh
damn I'd already it was in
my final re-enlistment when
that became a thing oh so
you can't do the uh
transfer to the kid get the
service commitment stuff that's correct
With that, y'all boys drinking tonight?
What y'all drinking?
I got some peach crown on
the rocks over here.
Something light for the evening.
I don't know how light that is.
I have nothing.
Water.
That high quality.
We're in a dry county tonight.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
All good,
but here's to getting back into
talking some nerd stuff
over here in the United
States Department of Nerds.
Salute, gentlemen.
Salute.
To the nerds.
So let's start this out by
saying that today, 35 years ago,
Dragon Ball Z premiered.
Are you serious?
Season one, episode one premiered today,
35 years ago,
before it went on a 291 episode run.
I'm not that old, am I?
Dude, we're that old, man.
Hate to break it to you, but we there.
To the point now where...
I'm not surprised when shit be coming up.
Be like, man,
did you know 25 years ago this?
I'm like, bro, I'm not even.
I used to be,
but when you start seeing
cats come to work,
what year were you born?
2003?
This is true.
That's what I took it as a sign to retire,
man.
There's kids coming in the same,
like a year older than my daughter.
I was like, no, it's time for me to go.
I'm just like, I'm old.
I'm that guy now.
I'm the old guy.
And the times, they are a changing.
With that, also, today, five years ago,
Avengers Endgame premiered in theaters.
Probably one of the greatest
cinematic experiences I've
had in my life.
I actually went to the
theater and saw that.
Can we talk about real quick
what happened in your
theater on a certain scene?
What happened?
We'll let Jeff go first.
Where I was...
Like, everything was, like, visible.
Like, I've never seen... Well, outside of,
like, Star Wars.
Like,
going to see Star Wars in the theater.
This is one of the few
movies where I spend,
like... You feel the air
sucked out of things.
It was, like,
rounds of applause for stuff.
And then, like, hoorahs.
And I'm just,
like... I've never seen a theater,
like... Into it like this.
Like, and there was tears.
And there was, like, happiness.
And I'm just...
What is going on?
I've never seen this happen
in a movie theater before.
Yeah.
We saw it.
Our realtor rented out one
of the theaters at the
newest Harkins over in Australia.
All her clients,
we went there to see it the
day it released.
It was... Wait, did you say Australia?
No, Australia.
Oh, okay.
The road out there in – or the small town,
Australian Parkway.
But it is a dope theater, too.
Brand new.
Like,
Harkins is – if you got a Harkins
near you, that's the theater to go to.
Anyway, no shade against AMC.
But for it being as long as
it was and not really
having all that much action –
people sat in their seats
because they knew what the
fuck was happening.
The end of a fucking 13-year
story that was being put
together beautifully and
fam when that hammer
floated off the ground oh
my god bro that is that's
when that's when that's
when the the no talking
during the movie rule was
was absolutely and was able
to just be themselves be
shocked be happy be be
afraid and like all the
emotions were coming out um
the the on your left moment
Man, when Chadwick came back out, I was,
oh, goosebumps, bro.
All of that stuff.
The I am Iron Man, crying.
Like a baby.
It's okay, Tony.
You can rest now.
Because I knew it was done.
I knew I was just like,
now we got to move to the next stage.
It was at that moment.
Like, Tony's gone.
Like,
the best role I've ever seen Robert
Downey Jr.
Like, he can't do it.
Oppenheimer, man.
He slays in it, Oppenheimer,
if you haven't watched it.
I have not watched that one.
I got to get around to it.
But I saw the runtime on that,
and I'm just like,
I love historical pieces,
but I'm just like, fam.
Politics led me.
Get to the bomb.
Yeah.
Drop that bitch and let her blow up, bro.
Oh, man.
All right, Beck,
how was it for you in there, man?
Man,
I think we all went to this movie
theater with a pact.
You know what I mean?
Not really talking amongst each other,
but as the movie kept going on,
it kept being okay to react to shit.
You know what I'm saying?
It was like a silent, okay,
we can't hold this in anymore.
You know what I mean?
By the time we got to... It
started when they figured
out they can go back in the past.
When Tony figured out time travel,
once he figured that out, it was like,
okay, we can all react.
This shit's about to be amazing.
You know what I'm saying?
By the time we got to
Captain America, Wild and Mjolnir.
Like that's when everybody was like,
what the, oh my God.
Oh my God.
And then it was like that.
And then on your left and
then everybody started coming out.
And then I've never been in
a movie theater where like
everybody just exploded, bro.
Like everybody,
it was like thunderous to
the point where like people,
the people at the movie theater,
people came in and was like checking.
Because they were like,
what the hell is going on here?
But everybody was just enjoying the movie.
And all of that to when I Am
Iron Man happens.
I looked over to my daughter
because she's a huge Iron Man fan.
Reads the comics, follows the movies.
She's a huge Iron Man fan.
tears bro like so bad like I
started tearing up it's
like dude yeah get back in
there get back it nah I'm a
thug thugs don't do this
shit you know I mean but
like that's how that movie
theater was and to
experience a movie I don't
think I'll ever experience
a movie like that again
honestly because it was it
was that good yeah
Five years ago.
I'm telling you,
it was like the first hour,
it was kind of quiet.
Then all of a sudden,
stuff started ramping.
And then it was like,
everybody was just like, no.
Hey,
did y'all see she has not seen Dragon
Ball Z?
I have, but I mean,
it's... That's typical.
That was on Toonami when I was a junior.
I don't want to be old again,
but I don't think 10 is
even more than that.
That's why I was like,
that's kind of typical now.
I was like 16, 17.
So by that point,
it's moved on to the next thing.
Because I haven't seen...
I haven't even seen one piece,
and for an anime head, that's, like,
sacrilegious.
And I'm just like, bro, I'm not watching.
I'm with you there, actually.
Hey,
you know the one piece I've seen is
the live action.
That's it.
I've seen that, but I haven't,
because I think it's intimidation for me.
Knowing how many episodes there are,
I'm like,
I am afraid to start this journey.
That's why I'm just on the live action.
Mm-hmm.
I was like, you know what?
My daughter's like, oh, she watches it.
She's like, oh, it's good.
I'm like,
I'm going to watch the live action.
She won't watch the live action.
She's like, it doesn't compare.
I'm like, eh, well,
I'm not going back and
watching that many episodes.
Well, I mean,
the minute they stop fucking making more,
I'll be able to catch up.
End this series already.
That's what I'm saying.
Find a fucking one piece, for God's sake.
I'll catch up.
Nope, I won't.
Yeah.
So, hey, let's dive into Fallout.
Okay.
Yeah, let's talk about it.
I mean, it's been, what, two weeks now?
Three weeks?
Two weeks, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah,
because it came out when I was in
Alabama.
And I watched it that weekend.
I got back.
And I binged it.
I didn't get up.
Like, I sat down, started watching it,
and I didn't get up until it was done.
Nice.
I didn't go in with high hopes on it.
You know?
You didn't?
I did not.
I was just like, it's just an... But again,
I go back and I look at all
the other video games
they've been doing into
movies or TV shows lately,
and they've been killing it.
So I'm like, you know,
I'm not going to get my hopes up.
By the end of episode one,
I was committed.
I was all in.
Loved every minute, every second of it.
So...
So let me start with this question.
Have either of you played the video game?
The older one.
I think I played the very first one.
Okay.
I played Fallout 3.
Me too.
Because I remember when it was,
I think it was like 2007.
Mm-hmm.
Or 8.
Like, it was one of those two when, like,
G4 was still a thing.
And they went to E3, and they were doing,
like, a demo of it.
And they were talking to developers.
I was like, yo,
this game looks like the fucking truth.
Because it looked like a
first-person shooter with a couple of,
like, RPG aspects to it.
So I bought it, and I was playing it.
I'm like, man,
that's a lot of RPG shit to this.
And this is when Halo 3 was still, like,
had me in a fucking chokehold.
So I'm just like,
I'm going to go play this shit, you know?
Um...
No, I played Fallout New Vegas,
and that shit was dope.
That was made by Obsidian,
not so much Bethesda.
After that, I keep hearing about it.
I'm like, maybe I'll download it,
but I know it's a game you
got to put a lot of hours into.
right right tay put up a
very interesting comment
too um because I played
fallout new vegas and I
played a little bit of
fallout 4 and she said uh
she was proud from playing
fallout 4. from playing
fallout 4 just a little bit
of it I played I was able
to kind of understand where
this was going
This series was based
loosely on Fallout 4.
Right.
Just from playing the little bit I played,
I was able to, okay,
this is where we're starting off.
Okay, I can follow this a little bit.
Now, granted,
even if you don't play this game,
the show is amazing, bro.
It is amazing.
I really didn't think you
needed the game to get into it.
They did it that well.
No, you don't.
Like I said, if you didn't play the game,
this show is a good show.
It's so good,
it makes me want to go play the game.
Dude, I got to download it.
I'm going to probably be
streaming it a little bit
either this weekend or
early next week sometime.
I had to make some sacrifices on the PS5,
but that's how it be sometimes.
And I think it's games like
this because each Fallout
focuses on a different...
It's not like Halo that
focuses on Master Chief.
Each Fallout is a different
member from a different vault.
I think Fallout 3 was like...
I forget like somebody from
like vault one 11 or something.
Uh,
new Vegas was like lone wanderer for
four.
I think it became kind of personal.
Cause they gave it a, uh,
you either played as like Nate or Nora.
I think whether you pick the
male or female and then fall out 70,
like,
Like I said,
I haven't played since Fallout New Vegas,
but friends of mine that
are Fallout players,
they say we do not talk about Fallout 76.
Yeah, you don't bring that one up.
Yeah, Tay put it in there, man.
Yeah, she already went in.
Fallout 76.
That's that live service,
always online stuff, man.
Companies keep trying that shit,
and people are just like, this ain't it.
Fallout 76 is the one that
focuses on Reclamation Day
that you hear about in the show.
Yeah.
yeah and everything like as
I'm like reading everything
to get ready for this
everybody was just it
literally every other
statement was fuck fallout
76 they were like no part
of it like no yeah not
fucking with it it was I
never played it so I can't
speak on how bad it was but
Yeah,
we're not trying to anger the Fallout
community here.
So that's why we're just like, yeah,
Fallout 4 is the last
Fallout that we know exists.
So Ella Purnell, who plays Lucy, a.k.a.
Goosey, says here's Goosey.
And dude, she slayed this role of Lucy.
That's what I'm hearing.
And she's been in quite a few other shows.
She also does voice acting.
I forget the show because
there was a... She's an arcane.
That's what it was.
She does the... Yeah.
Not Trixie.
The character... Jinx.
Yeah.
The character that kind of
snapped and is now out killing everybody.
Like, bro...
first of all,
arcane season two comes out
and I can't fucking wait, but she is,
she is very talented.
Um, I don't know.
Queens talked about her in
some of the roles.
So it's cool to see.
Um, I'm glad they went with the,
the female protagonists in this one, um,
past the characters they
have from the trailer I've
seen and from reviews.
Yeah.
Um, but like,
I'm looking at it and like I said,
I haven't seen it.
I'm probably going to, what is it?
Eight episodes.
Um,
Yeah.
Oh, that's the weekend.
I got it next week.
No problem.
I'm telling you, bro.
If you start this tonight or tomorrow,
by the end of tomorrow, you'll be done.
And you'll be downloading...
You'll be done.
You'll be downloading
Fallout to play afterwards.
Bro, I need to get back on video games.
I'm just slacking.
This told me I needed to get
back on video games.
And I still haven't downloaded it yet.
It's downloaded.
It's ready to go.
Wasn't Game Pass doing
because of popularity of the show?
They still got it.
Then we got our boy Walter
Coggins who I've been a fan
of his since Justified.
The more I watch this guy,
the more I'm convinced he's
one of the best actors to
ever get in the film, bro.
The guy, every role he plays,
he makes it important.
And this show was no different.
I felt like he signed up for it, was like,
okay, it's enough.
I can put these guys in a
mental roller coaster and
just ride that shit the whole season.
Because he is important from
the time he enters the
screen to the last shot.
I mean,
he has the most screen time
probably out of everybody.
I believe so, yeah.
I'm not saying he's the most
important character or even the lead,
because that's arguable there.
It's Lucy, yeah.
Lucy's the lead.
You could argue Lucy is the lead,
but that man becomes very
important the whole season.
Yep.
But he plays Cooper Howard and the ghoul.
I will say the makeup for
his ghoul character is spot on.
And I like they went the
prosthetic route instead of
CGI and put this green mask
and we'll just CGI his face.
The only thing that was
CGI'd out was his nose.
The prosthetic makeup.
There's a behind the scenes
that they just released on
him getting into the makeup.
Phenomenal.
Nice.
But my favorite role with
him had to be Justified, though.
It's either that or Sons of Anarchy.
I was leaning towards Sons of Anarchy.
Sons.
Yeah.
Like, Justified was cool,
but I think when it came
to... And this is, like,
just totally biased.
Like, when it came to Timothy Olymphant,
like, I was just mad that HBO did...
What was that show he was on over there?
It wasn't Westworld, was it?
Deadstone or something like that.
Deadwood.
Deadwood, yeah.
It had Ian McShane, bro.
That was my shit, and they were just like,
eh, we'll stop it.
So I'm hearing they're
shopping it around the
finish because they have
one more season left,
and they're trying to get
somebody to pick it up so
they can finish it.
How are you going to finish Deadwood?
Maybe I'm thinking about a different show.
The Deadwood finish?
Deadwood.
They threw, like, this movie.
It was, like, a two-hour episode.
I might be thinking,
is there a different show
on HBO that didn't finish?
Like, they didn't do the last season.
It got canceled.
All of them.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Bro,
HBO is the king of... We're going to
give you a solid five seasons.
After that... Fuck up that last shit.
Yeah.
After that, it's going to be shaky, bro.
In the case of Westworld,
which is why I'm kind of
iffy on this show.
Westworld gave us a
phenomenal first season.
And after that, they fell off hard.
So I'm kind of looking at
this one with the side eye
because the same people who
did Westworld are doing Fallout.
So take that with a grain of salt.
Yeah.
So the next actor I wanted
to talk about was Aaron Moten,
the guy who plays Maximus.
I'd never seen him in
anything before this show.
So I had never really heard of him,
but he nails this role.
Yeah, he does.
From how he was found in the
refrigerator from the New
California Republic.
That's the name of it, right?
New California Republic?
Yes.
I got it written down here somewhere.
Yeah, New California Republic.
He was found in Shady Sands.
That was the name of the place.
Yeah,
so Maximus himself and his character
arc...
is one of the more
interesting character arcs
in this show um and just
how he goes to he he's
still a kid in his mind
yeah he's still that little
kid that was in the
refrigerator his character
his character arc and
lucy's character are are
the two most impactful to
me in this in this whole
show without going in the
in the spoilers but
The impact that they both
have and experience through
this world and where they
come from to where they go,
not only as people,
but as survivors in the
show and what it does to their psyche,
just surviving from one
environment to another one.
I'm telling you, this show does a lot.
There's a lot of underlying
themes in this show that
they don't go over outright.
They don't throw it at you directly.
It's just one...
tone of this layered in a
shit ton of chaos.
And in the middle of that,
you have like three people
that it's all being impacted by.
And that's the ghoul, that's Maximus,
and that's Lucy.
So they do a really good job,
especially with Maximus
going from where he was as
a kid to where he is by the
end of the show.
And
My wife called him... She was like,
that's Cuba Gooding Jr.
's son.
I'm like, no, it's not.
As far as I know.
Yeah, I don't think so.
He gives a Cuba Gooding Jr.
performance in the show.
Shout out to him.
Since you guys have watched it,
what's the general... I
guess you could say plot...
of the show so far because I
know it's uh it's going to
be a seasonal approach so
it's right the story so
basically right now um
similar to one of the games
where the raiders break
into the vault take uh
lucy's dad lucy basically
leaves the vault to go find her dad
Oh, okay.
And along the way,
she's learning stuff about
her dad that she didn't know.
And she's learning stuff
about the vaults that she didn't know.
Right.
And her brother.
Oh, okay.
Is kind of like learning
this stuff in the background, too.
He's kind of like this.
This alternate character in
the in the show who's learning,
we're learning through him
about the troubles that are
really happening within the vault itself.
And the kid that played him
was really good, too.
I didn't write his name down
because I really didn't see
him as a... He plays a main character,
but not really.
Right.
It's Fallout 4.
Yeah.
It's pretty much that,
but the underlying tone of
the whole show is a series of systems.
So you have a series of systems,
all of which are trying to
gain the upper hand of survival.
So you have a capitalist system,
the scientists,
and the general people that
was affected by all of this shit.
And all of them are trying
to gain the upper hand, so to speak,
on how to survive.
But like I said,
it weaves itself through a
bunch of chaos.
And all of it puts these
people on collision courses.
It's well done.
It's very well done.
It all works together.
Like,
there's nothing that seems out of place.
Like,
there's a few scenes where you're like,
well, this makes no sense.
But then you're like, oh, damn,
it does work into it.
So you're going to see some
stuff like that.
But it all works itself in
and works out fine.
I want to give two shouts
outs in this TV show, actually.
Okay.
That made guest appearances.
Michael Rappaport as Knight Titus.
bro that that scene that's
hilarious it's hilarious
it's like it's you don't
expect it and then no when
you see him it's like it
makes sense what yeah it's
like what like that's how
you see michael rapaport is
I was like that guy I was like remy yes
They got Remy up in here.
Hey,
and my second one I wanted to shout
out to in this one was Leslie.
I think her last name is spelled Uggums.
Uggums.
Yeah.
Who played Betty Pearson,
who becomes the vault chairman.
But that's Blind Al from Deadpool.
Deadpool, yep.
This is going to be her year.
It's her year, man.
I hope so.
Yeah.
I hope so.
Because there's nothing like
hearing her say,
do you want to build a snowman?
We'll get into that later.
Well, yeah.
Yeah,
I most definitely give this a give
this a watch over the weekend.
I like the story kind of, you know.
take my dad.
Now I got to go get my dad.
You start learning things and maybe she,
is it like one of them things?
Like she thinks her dad is
this type of person that
she starts learning.
Oh,
my dad was something different out here,
you know?
Yep.
Yeah.
And then she realizes how old her dad is.
Oh, yeah.
I got to watch this thing.
Yeah, bro.
It gets deep.
Shout out to Amazon, man.
They're stepping their
original programming up.
They did.
Also,
I want to take this time to tell
Paramount Plus,
do you see what these
motherfuckers are doing over here?
Okay?
Scrap this Halo series.
Bro,
I thought we said we weren't talking
about this shit.
I can't.
My anger.
Gotta get this shit off his chest.
Gotta get it off his chest.
Do you see what they're doing over here?
Do you see this?
No.
Paramount said we got Knuckles for you,
though.
Fuck that.
I've heard nothing but great
things about Knuckles.
They're saying Knuckles is the shit.
I've seen the first episode.
I relax.
The Sonic Cinematic Universe,
I ain't mad at it.
I was skeptical with the first movie.
We saw it in the theaters.
I'm like,
Well, that's because they had Ugly Sonic.
It wasn't bad.
Hey,
they fixed Ugly Sonic before he went
to theaters.
Oh, Sanic?
They did.
They tried to give us Sanic.
That Wish.com Sonic.
Yeah, T-Mu and shit.
They did.
They did well.
They did right by him.
But yeah, the second movie was dope.
And then now Knuckles has a spinoff.
You see, I think you posted it, Jeff.
Our boy John Wick.
aka neil about the voice
shadow shadow yep sonic I'm
like come on though so the
sonic uh franchise they've
been um what's it called um
casting uh keanu as
knuckles for like years now
they're like oh if they
ever do shadow it's got to
be keanu then all of a sudden it's keanu
But he's the type of person,
he ain't gonna disappoint the fans.
No.
It was also rumored to be
Hayden Christensen for a while, too.
I don't know who I would've wanted more.
I think Keanu will pull it
off better than Hayden.
Hayden will forever be Darth Vader to me,
I'm sorry.
Shadow is Sonic with guns, bro.
You're right.
He's Sonic with guns.
Give us Wick.
Give us Sonic Wick.
sonic wick out here so we'll
dive into a couple of
easter eggs from the uh
from um fuck what are we
fallout fuck me man my
brain is like it's trying
it's trying sonic with the
gat but um so outside of
the obvious you know they
had pilt boys and terminals
raiders there was the one
instance of the psycho
being mentioned and you can
hear him like hitting the
injector or whatever it is
Uh, dog meat, the German shepherd.
Um, we got the mutated bear, Nuka Cola.
Yeah.
The start of this whole thing.
The reason why,
not only because while
another reason Lucy left
was to cause the vault 33, her vault,
their water chip broke,
which is how fallout one began,
which was kind of cool.
We'll throw back in there.
Hmm.
Um,
The ghoul, Cooper Howard, in his house,
there's a giant poster
about a man and his dog,
which is based on a
real-life movie called A Boy and His Dog.
So that was a pretty cool thing.
And then Cooper Howard was
the model for the Pilt Boy
or the Thumbs Up Kid.
Oh, the Vault Kid.
The Vault Boy, yeah.
Yeah, Vault Boy.
And then we get the
Commonwealth mentioned by
the Brotherhood.
Shady Sands, the New California Republic.
We see that in there.
Hank's pin that he uses at the end,
that 10-10-97,
was the very first Fallout release date.
And then we see New Vegas at the end,
which tells us where Season
2 is going to pick up.
So that's kind of cool.
And the Red Rocket gas
station where he originally
finds dog meat.
That's correct.
Nice.
So that was just some cool
things that I've seen that
I wanted to throw out there
for everybody.
So as they're watching it to look for.
Yep.
Yeah, maybe a hit different.
I watch the show.
Obviously,
I'll probably finish the show
before I finish or even
start watching or playing Fallout 4.
But now having that
information or watching the
show and then playing the game,
you're like, oh,
that's where that shit's from.
And I always love to make that connection.
Oh, I know where that's from.
Oh, that's where that's from.
It adds a little extra to it.
So I can see how if you
played the game and then
you watched the show, you can be like, oh,
because I don't get that
when I watched Halo and I
played all the Halos.
Yeah.
So, um, with that, man, Hey, let's, um,
the death clause school.
I didn't notice it personally.
I seen it after the fat.
Oh, I'll be on the lookout for this.
I don't, I don't mean to disappoint.
So we're going to dive
loosely into X-Men 97.
We're not going to give no spoilers go,
but I mean,
Can we be like... Who at
this point... If you
haven't seen any of X-Men
97 at this point... You're wrong.
You probably aren't going to watch it.
True.
Or like... It's been spoiled
at this point.
Episode 5 was probably the most...
talked about thing across
all social media.
If you are listening to a
nerd podcast right now and
you haven't watched X-Men 97,
do yourself a favor.
Go in the bathroom, look in the mirror,
ask yourself important life questions,
and then slap yourself.
Hard.
Don't take it easy on yourself.
And gentlemen,
the next three episodes are
what the original
showrunner said is going to
fuck everybody up.
Yep.
Bro, after episode, not even episode five,
the last episode fucked me up.
I was like, I'm not ready for this.
Dude, Rogue went fucking deep shit.
Rogue with Rogue.
He was like, that's my name.
Let me utilize that shit.
I'm like, oh, this is what we do.
We've all become Magneto today.
Okay.
I'm sick of y'all
motherfuckers trying to kill us out here.
Hey, listen, bro.
It's all my grandma's dead,
so ain't nobody praying for me.
Yeah.
So go ahead.
Originally, Kevin Fahey was like, hey,
I will only make this on two conditions.
We can have the original
theme in all the cast returns.
All the cast original voice
cast returned to Jubilees
because she stepped down to
give an Asian-American a
chance to play the part.
But they brought her back to
play the older Jubilee from
her episode when she gets
sucked into the video game from Mojo.
Yeah.
So the older Jubilee is
actually played by the original Jubilee.
Nice.
So that was pretty cool.
But now let's dive into it.
I got my scientific fats out of the way.
Can we just start off by we
get the heads up, you know, March,
I think 20th or 21st.
You go to Disney Plus, you hit it.
You get the standard Marvel
animations intro clip.
And then I'm just like, did they do this?
Did they do this bar for bar?
Word for word, bar for bar?
They did.
Word for word, bar for bar?
with the flip over the X,
the little zoom in on the thing.
I was like, Lord, geez, they did it.
The only thing different was
like they gave Morf his title card,
which I thought was dope.
Yeah.
Since he's back with the crew.
But everything else, I'm just like, yo, yo,
like just instantly
transported back to the 90s.
And I was sitting there
eating a bowl of cereal
with my little brother again.
Bro, talk about it.
I was like, oh, man,
this takes me right back to
Saturday mornings.
Yep.
Only for them,
the episode one to just be
probably one of the best
opening things out there.
You know, they're like, Charles,
is this my team?
You go there, you find Master Mold.
To me, my X-Men.
You know, all I'm just like,
tell them the forecast.
Omega level threat detected.
I'm just like,
and they're giving storm flowers,
letting everybody know she
Omega out here.
You know, bro.
Come on.
The combo attacks Gambit
using his kinetic power on
Wolverine's claws.
Fire.
He's jumping in there using
his intellect to manipulate a sentinel.
I'm just like,
this is the shit we needed in the 90s.
In 93.
In the 90s.
1993, I believe it was.
It's a hard watch, bro.
You watch next game.
It is.
Bro, you just like, fuck,
what's wrong with me back then?
I was invested.
I don't know why.
Wolverine just kept pulling
cars out and never used them.
I'm just like, Wolverine chopped something,
god damn it.
Oh, he chopping now.
They all fucking shit up.
With the shits now.
Yep.
But, yeah, just, like,
from episode one through, like, there was,
there's some slower ones.
I think the Motendo one.
Yeah.
But then they kind of saved it,
telling half of Storm's story,
trying to get her powers
back and stuff like that.
And she got them, man.
She's back.
And they gave her back the retro suit.
I really do like the inclusion of Forge.
There were some characters
that popped up in here that I was like,
I like that they brought you in here.
I just wanted to see a
little bit more out of it.
Forge was one.
Who else?
What's his name?
The green one.
Because he could take people's powers.
Oh, you're talking about the warlock?
be wearing uh the beanie
yeah when you talk about
yeah yeah yeah yeah him I
also like that one fleece
the warlock the the
morlocks from uh from uh
the old school joint they
still out there calisto and
all them yeah uh uh janisha
genosha genosha but we're
gonna talk about genosha in
the about in the uh
deadpool wolverine trailer nice
I am definitely not mad at X-Men 97.
No.
The one thing I want is for
this to be canon.
I don't know if it is or isn't.
I read today it may be canon.
Fuck yes.
But we'll see.
You know how Kevin Feige is.
I know he's executive producing this one.
yeah so and it's usually
where he has his hand in is
usually canon so and it's
his mcu so can we talk
about how they made cyclops
like a g like always a g I
know not not in the 90s no
yeah wolverine was hoeing
him out bro yeah but no in
the comic books gambit
ain't to be fucked with man
No, he's a... I mean, Cyclops.
Yeah, Cyclops.
He's an alpha-level mutant,
so he's a step below Omega.
His whole thing is his
strategy and his tactics and stuff,
but you weren't seeing that
in the old cartoons.
And I'll say, myself,
I'm aware of the X-Men arcs,
but I haven't read the
comics to know the depth of them, right?
I'm coming into it as a casual comic fan,
but I've watched...
The animated series that
this is supposed to be
following shortly right after, right?
But that first episode,
how he was fucking everything up,
I'm just like,
this motherfucker fell from
the highest of altitudes and was like,
I don't need a parachute
because I'm an optic blast
so hard it's going to lighten my fall.
I'm like, Cyclops,
he was able to do all this shit?
This motherfucker in the
first episode was like
moonwalking using his
fucking optic blast.
Yeah.
My man was like, bro, I'm like dodging,
dodging shit with it.
I'm like, look at that.
It made me love Gambit again.
Gambit was like my favorite
mutant when I was a kid.
Cause I was like,
this motherfucker got game.
This motherfucker is too smooth.
I'm just like, man, this dude,
no rogue fin to kill him.
He like, maybe it's worth it.
Huh?
I'm like this nigga is smooth.
He was willing to chance it.
The only thing stopping him
from doing that is rogue.
I ain't trying to kill you.
I know you got that fire.
Give it to me.
I saw how you looked when
that motherfucking
apocalypse was walking up on you.
I seen that thing.
Let's just talk about episode five.
Let's just talk about it.
Let's do it.
All of the things that happened.
One, my boy Gambit, he was like,
I ain't about to be no side bitch, right?
He's like, hey,
I know what you and Magneto got going on.
I just want you.
I know you did it.
Just admit it, Rogue.
All right.
You know,
it's the first dude I can be with.
I ain't even mad at Rogue.
Like, you'd live in your whole life.
You ain't never had none.
And then you find somebody.
Right.
Let's go.
I ain't even mad at you, Rogue.
Because I know Gambit been smashed.
I don't know how many chicks before,
right?
So, man, just feel right.
Gamma had to smash other
chicks because he can't smash you.
That's what I'm saying.
So, I mean, it is what it is.
But everything looks like it's going well.
Nightcrawler shows up.
My boy.
My boy, yeah.
Hurt.
You know, he show up.
But then it all goes downhill, man.
And, like, it is legit.
Oh, they not coming back?
Like, everybody's not saved?
What up?
Hmm.
The last thing anybody
expected from this cartoon
was to lose anybody.
Like,
it's just not something you were
thinking about.
Like, it's a cartoon.
They ain't gonna kill nobody.
It's the Mets men.
And then you're sitting
there crying into your crown.
Oh, my God.
Because you lost your boy.
The games are thrown at us.
Oh, man.
Bro.
Nobody is safe, apparently.
Nobody.
I'm like...
these last three episodes
they're gonna gangster us
man bro I was sitting there
legit like they ain't about
to do that not with Magneto
not with Magneto yo a part
of me when he was like
alpha level threat detected
and he was looking at Rogue
the sitting I was like is
Rogue leveling the fuck up
out here is Rogue leveling
and then he was like
Magneto I'm just like oh
they do that like that yeah
Because Rogue was out there
fucking with him.
But... She's not to be trifled with,
though.
Bro, at the end, like,
I didn't know Gambit was that powerful.
Like,
they was hitting this motherfucker
sitting there with everything.
And my man was just like,
I'm gonna just... Absorb it and go.
Absorb it with my kinetic
energy and blow it up.
And I was like, bro,
my man Gambit out here with
powers like this?
And they was like, what the fuck?
He was like, yeah, that's right.
Don't forget this shit.
Yeah.
Remember the name.
Remember the name, baby.
Bro, when he said that, like a girl,
like a girl, man, just sitting there like,
man.
But I do hope they make a
Gambit standalone movie, though.
They need to do something on it.
They said it right, man.
Like, they had that fight in the beginning,
and then at the end, like,
she touched like bare skin
and she would like the
minute she knew she
couldn't absorb his power or anything,
no life out of him.
She was like, bro, it's a, he gone,
he gone, gone.
And I like, you know,
I was watching this like
1130 at night and it was a
couple of deep breaths.
No, no, I would, I, that one was, uh,
I had my feet propped up.
I was sitting there like, uh,
I had my hands up.
I was like, fuck this show, bro.
Punching air and shit.
Have me in this bitch emotional.
Fuck y'all.
Who was that?
Was that you, Willie, that posted that?
That was me.
That was you.
Okay.
Just swinging.
My boy Remy.
Not my boy Remy.
You know, even Magneto.
Magneto was gaining points for me, man.
I was like, man, Magneto,
don't put me out here.
My favorite hero, he just died like that.
Fuck y'all.
But then,
then that kind of gave us the
emotional motivation to
this last episode where, like,
they're at the funeral.
And who was it?
Mike probably was just like, oh, no, like,
grief ain't the only thing
Rogue is messing with out here.
Like, because Rogue ain't even show up.
He loved her.
Like, hey, Rogue is on some other shit.
You don't want Rogue to be
around us right now.
Yeah.
And they had her flying
Sonic Boom style towards that base.
And that motherfucker was like,
we're in a building that
can hold the Hulk.
Oh, shit.
Well, you know who that was, right?
That was Thunderbolt, right?
Was that Thunderbolt?
No, that's... Oh, no, that was Ross.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Red Hulk.
About to be the Red Hulk.
This place can hold the Hulk.
Bitch.
Bro,
she was fucking with my mother with
the super drop kick.
Tell me where this motherfucker at.
Flew to Mexico.
Oh, no.
Bro, when that shield popped up,
Oh, listen.
She punked his ass.
She punked him.
She walked to that cabin.
It was like, sheek.
I was like,
they're in the same universe now.
That's where I was like, boy,
if this shit is canon, let's fucking go.
She was so far gone.
Turn the show off.
Get the producers on the phone.
Let's go.
We need this now.
Live action.
Make it.
bro he's like we gotta do it
the right way my hands are
tied your hands tied you
don't need this shit yeah
she yeeted that
motherfucker damn he sure
was just looking there yo
did y'all see that meme
after the fat so you
remember that meme of a
rogue laying there in front
of what's his name she's
got that juicy oh you talk
about apocalypse apocalypse yeah yeah
It was Rogue standing there
where Apocalypse was,
and it was Captain America
sitting there in the Rogue
position with the juicy booty.
I was like, man,
they got to do Captain like that.
But then I was laughing so
hard I didn't even care.
Cat was just like,
I can't fuck with her right now.
She's too far gone.
I don't know who this is.
He was about to go from
Super Soldier back to that
little skinny dude he was with.
I guess I'm going for a walk
to get the shield back.
What up, AD?
What's good, man?
And then the... Oh,
when she let old boy go.
I forget his name.
Oh, the dude that invented the Sentinels.
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.
Trask, yeah.
I thought Trask was the...
No, you're right.
He's like, I got nothing.
I can't tell you.
She was like, whoop.
The X-Men was just like,
is this what we are now?
Hold up.
Wolverine is like, yeah,
that's what we do now.
Finally, somebody else went demon time.
Let's go.
Orph is just sitting there
jaw on the ground like, wait, what?
This is what we're doing?
Man, Fester actually be so mad, right?
Oh, Wolverine's energy was like, yeah,
that's what we do out here.
Man.
Yeah.
Tay nailed it, man,
because Wolfie was like, yep,
she did what we all wanted to do.
I mean, we all thought about it.
I ain't mad at it.
He created the things that
killed our peoples.
He got to go.
That motherfucker came back and was like,
what'd he do?
What'd he say, like, mutants detected.
And then that motherfucker
building blew the fuck up.
he's like the next phase of
the sentinels is what he
was at the end he was like
a human like ai yeah it's
alien tech he was giving
him the business yeah he
gave him all the business
threat neutralized I was
scared because normally
when they say that they'd
be killing you yeah I was
just like oh hey hey hey
hey man listen don't do this again i
Episode 5 was only two things ago.
Let's not kill our team guys.
Too soon to lose anybody.
But Cable coming through saving the day.
Cyclops realizing that that's his kid.
That's his boy.
That's my boy.
Skip the reunion, dad.
The way he said that.
There was so much teenage
ain'ts when he said that.
That's the kind of shit I get from my kid.
I sent you to the future
because you had robot flu, motherfucker.
You was out here about to be a Decepticon.
You almost put your ass in the Matrix,
man.
Look at you.
Dad.
I should have just kept you to die here?
Okay.
Shit, you're done.
You're grounded.
The bishop didn't return with him,
so... Yeah.
I will say,
Bastion out here making
Sinister look like a little dumbass, bro.
Yeah.
Bastion out here looking
like he's playing like a
fucking... What's the dude's name?
Admiral... You talking about General Ross?
No, no, no, no.
Like, villain mastermind.
Like, just two steps ahead of everybody.
The dude from fucking Ahsoka.
Admiral Thrawn.
Yes.
The Grand Admiral.
Yeah.
Fucking just cool, calm, collected.
Like, bro,
this is all playing into my hands.
Like, I know what I'm doing.
You know?
And Sinister is just like,
why'd you do that now?
Like, bro, chill.
I got it.
And then at the end,
when you see who he has captured,
and I'm just like,
I thought this motherfucker
blew the fuck up.
I was like, oh my gosh.
If there ain't no body, he ain't dead yet.
Did you not see that explosion?
I would not think there would be a body.
I thought he would have been evaporated.
Personally.
I watched that episode twice.
Seven or five?
Five.
I watched it and I was like, man,
something don't feel right.
Let me watch that back.
I watched it back to back.
My emotional intelligence
was too low for that episode.
I couldn't watch that again.
I cried twice in a row.
I ain't gonna lie.
Ooh, man.
Gambit wasn't evaporated.
They buried him.
So, I mean, he still has something left.
Well,
he wasn't evaporated because he
wasn't like... That blast
that he threw at fucking
Magneto was different than
the explosion of the
Of the Giga.
Yeah.
The fucking Kaiju Sentinel.
They didn't explode at the same time,
though.
Mm-mm.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
Like,
that dude focused everything on Magneto.
That makes Magneto a fucking savage, bro.
Omega-level threat.
So I'm thinking, like,
because he was protecting
the other Morlocks, too.
So I'm like,
did they happen to get away as well?
The Morlocks survived that blast.
No, of course you didn't.
Because the little queen bee
with the beanie that he was protecting,
old girl was at his little memorial site,
turned into a butterfly and flew away,
or a bird or whatever.
Leech, bird, yeah.
Leech.
Yeah.
So, yeah, man.
Wednesdays are now the days
I'll be looking forward to in the week.
Yeah, me too.
Give me that shit.
X-Men 97.
I get the bad batch.
And then right after that, AEW starts.
Oh, it's a full day for you, huh?
It is, man.
I come in, sit down, have dinner.
We'll go upstairs, watch X-Men 97,
The Bad Batch.
Roll right into wrestling.
Nice.
Right on.
Oh, let's talk about...
You want to talk about Charles?
Charles, yeah.
I forgot about Charles
leaving the X-Men down there.
Space pussy, man.
He up there just... Walking and shit.
Yeah.
Big step was up here.
Your death bird was just like, hey, nah,
we ain't playing that.
That Milky Way ghetto.
Bro,
she straight referred to us as the
Milky Way ghetto.
Like, damn, that was cold.
Milky Way ghetto.
I was like...
That was so cold.
I live here.
I do declare.
What did I do to you?
It's what you didn't do.
His terran ass coming up
here trying to dilute our blood.
With your filth.
Your terran filth.
But now Charles up there feeling bad now.
After motherfuckers, oh, my babies.
He's going to return in episode six.
Or not six.
Eight.
I'm assuming so.
I wonder if he's going to be
walking because he's walking up there.
No, he got to take that suit.
They won't let him take that suit.
That suit is what's helping him walk.
Yeah.
And the suit's powered by his telekinesis.
Well,
you know they're going to throw him
in that motherfucking hover around, bro.
Oh, yeah.
It's not Charles Xavier without it.
You come back to Earth,
you come back to Earth, bro.
If you leave here,
you leave all of this tech behind.
You want to go back?
You're going back with what
you came up here with.
Your nursing gown.
If we're breaking up,
take with you what you brought.
Annulment.
Well, they didn't even get married yet.
Oh, they didn't.
They didn't.
No.
I don't know, bro.
If I was Charles, I'd be like,
they'd be all right down there.
Yeah.
God damn.
They fucked up.
I mean, look at you, girl.
Space pussy.
It's been a minute.
I don't know, man.
Magneto still alive?
Yeah, yeah.
They got it.
Hold on, hold on.
Storm got her powers back.
Oh, they'd be alright.
Yeah, they'd be alright.
The fucked up thing about
the whole thing with
Charles Xavier is at any point in time,
he could unfuck himself and
walk if he wanted to.
Could he?
Yeah.
It's been proven in the comic book.
Yeah,
it's been proven in the comic book
that he could do it if he wanted to.
He could fly if he wanted to.
Not a telekinetic,
you know what I'm saying?
So his telepathic powers,
he could fuck with people's
minds and shit,
but he can't move shit with his mind.
Yeah,
but it's been said that he could fit
some stuff if he wanted to
in the comic book.
Oh,
well I guess we ain't at that part then.
No,
I doubt if we ever get anything like
that.
You gotta leave some mystique.
You know what I mean?
Beautifully done.
I love the animation style.
It's thrown back to old school,
but it ain't rough-ass old school.
It's not the original X-Men.
It's still fluid and everything.
I love it.
We're going to need more.
Hopefully we get more seasons.
I think it's already been approved.
I think they were thinking
three to five seasons is
what I think they were saying.
My thing is,
I just don't want it to be
like a two-year wait till
we get season two.
Right, right.
Which, if that's how long it takes,
that's how long it takes.
Don't let me rush you guys.
I don't think you will, though.
I really don't.
The animation,
that style of animation is
easier to get out.
I think it's more just voice work.
I mean, I'm not an animator.
Because, I mean...
I'm talking about fighters
and all that other stuff.
I'm sure they got other
projects they're working on and whatnot.
I'm not trying to rush
nobody because what I don't
know... If it takes you a
couple years to give us
what you've given us now, take your time.
I'll take it.
If I got to wait two years,
I can live with that.
I don't want to wait that long.
It finishes and I want to
just keep on going.
Right.
Like it used to be like, oh,
my favorite cartoons.
I just had the season finale.
Give it three months.
Oh,
my favorite cartoons back on with new
episodes.
Right.
True.
All right, guys,
let's hit this Deadpool and
Wolverine trailer.
Talk about what we've seen
from that trailer so far.
Epicness beside epic.
You know what?
Let me let me.
And I know that I said
something like this on
Smoke Pit last week.
All you MCU haters, get off the bus now.
We don't want you jumping on it now.
X-Men 97 came out.
Here y'all come.
Y'all Marvels came out.
They lost it.
They lost me.
And now you see this trailer,
Wolverine and Deadpool and Wolverine.
And then now y'all just like, hey, hey.
Everybody's got to see you.
He was back, baby.
I never had doubt.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get all the way out of here.
Y'all know who y'all are.
I've seen your posts.
I've seen them.
One of them came out and outed himself.
I didn't do it.
Oh, they always do.
They always out themselves.
Bro, I didn't even say your name.
I didn't tag you.
I did nothing.
Why you got to attack me like that?
Why you attacking me?
That ouchie hurt, don't it?
Man,
that shoe fits you to a T. But this is
what people have been waiting for.
One, after Logan, people are just like,
damn, man.
It's a send-off for good old
Logan out there, man.
We finally got rated R Wolverine.
Now he's gone.
Ladies and gentlemen, he's back.
With Deadpool.
Who dug him up.
I'm not a big fan of the buddy cop shit,
which is I'm getting the
vibe from that shit here,
but for whatever reason,
I'm not mad at this one.
Falcon Winter Soldier, their interactions,
I'm like, man, this shit seems forced.
Because they don't really
know each other enough to
be doing shit like this.
Wolverine and Deadpool, they go back
you know, they were both on, what is it?
Strike,
strike force or whatever the fucking, uh,
their, their, their espionage team was.
So they know each other from way back.
So they got chemistry.
They got history.
Deadpool was Deadpool.
Yeah.
Right.
They know how to push each
other's buttons.
They both can fucking heal
ridiculously fast.
So they can do not
originally like when they,
when they fight,
You know,
it's like they can do shit like
you seen in the trailer,
like Wolverine stabbing him
in the side with a claw.
And then like he fucking
unloads fucking clips in
the side of Wolverine and all that shit.
And I'm just like, bro,
like this is them like
having a friendly fight
because they're just all
going to get up after it and be like.
So that's the shit that I
think that's the X factor
that makes it funny for me.
You can get the comical side.
Beat the shit out of each other.
And then towards the end of
the trailer you start seeing
How it starts beating more
like Deadpool has a sense of like, bro,
these are people I care about.
And it's just not silly as
fucking Wade anymore.
You know, he's like, right.
I'm out to kill the people
that are trying to hurt the
people I care about.
And Wolverine has his motives as well.
So I think the act three of
this movie is going to be
something that's going to
be talked about.
for years up until the next
uh big move when marvel I
guess reintroduces their
big baddie for uh for this
phase that they're in and
we still know who that's
gonna be I think we may get
a glimpse of him and or
whoever that is in this
movie honestly because we
should they did they did a
lot of setting up even in
the trailer you get
glimpses of like the the tree of life
The void.
Yeah, the void.
You get glimpses of shit
that we've already seen
that they're going to affect.
And I think this may be the
linchpin for where we go
for the next phase.
I think they did a wonderful
job setting that up with Loki.
And I think this is going to
be the beginning of where we go from.
I'm so happy I went back and watched Loki.
I'm so happy.
Oh, yeah.
that's another one like dmcu
is back like bro loki
season 2 they jumped back
on yeah what was the next
one I forgot echo they
jumped off you know dude
echo was good marvels was
good like they're missing
out oh yeah the tva tva is
gonna play a big part in
this movie as well yes yes
um because I mean we're in
the wasteland of the top of
wherever they go when they
get pruned yeah that's why we got out
I can't pronounce this alley oath,
which is the, the temper Eliath.
Yeah.
The temporal monster within the void that,
uh, Cassandra Nova controls.
I think she's going to have
some type of ability to control this,
but let's talk about Cassandra Nova.
Y'all know who she is, right?
Yeah.
Do you know what she is?
She's from Zandar.
If I'm not mistaken.
Yeah.
that's Charles Xavier's twin
sister that he killed in
the womb because she,
he felt her evilness,
but she was never a mutant.
She's something called a, a Mooma Dre,
something like that,
which is a parasitic life
form who is born bodiless
in the astral plane.
So she literally, when she was, she,
she never came out of the womb,
but her presence presence did.
And she inserted herself
into a different body.
She could do that.
I don't know how they're
going to kill her because
she really can't die
because she could just jump
into another body.
I'm just psyched to see the
mutants in the MCU.
You want to talk about the
mutants in the MCU?
Let's talk about who we've
seen in the trailer.
Come home.
Just come home.
I don't know what Fox was
doing with you guys.
She is literally a parasite.
Yep.
And it's just glad, oh my God,
just X-Men are home.
You want to talk about some, like,
she probably has one of the
highest body counts in the MCU.
And she hasn't even been
properly introduced yet.
In the comic book,
she killed 16 million
mutants on the island of Genosha.
See,
I told you we were going to talk about
Genosha.
That's why they focus on Genosha.
Yep.
Okay, got it.
Yep.
So we're going to get some
comic book throwbacks beside Rob Liefeld,
Can't Draw Feet,
which is still one of my
favorite signs I've seen so far.
The sign on the store,
Rob Liefeld's Just Feet.
It's a call out of him
because he can't draw feet.
He's one of the co-creators of Deadpool.
You read anything that he's ever drawn on
He will hide feet behind
rocks or a body or whatever
because his feet are horrible.
He just can't draw feet.
Mm hmm.
Ms.
Marvel has been declared a mutant,
I believe.
She claims to be a mutant.
They didn't outright say that she was.
They said that she had a mutation.
They did not call her a mutant.
So far,
the only person in the MCU that is
confirmed as a mutant is... Fuck.
From Black Panther.
Fuck, what's his name?
Fake Aqua, man.
Namor?
Yeah, Namor.
He's the only one confirmed
as a mutant right now.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, we were waiting for Disney.
Now,
was there a license with Marvel up or
is it because Disney was just like,
we buy you now, Fox.
They got the rights now to mutants.
Yeah, they've had it for a while.
They just haven't introduced them.
They've been trying to find
a way to introduce them and
this movie could be the
perfect chance to properly
introduce them.
I mean, they are, really.
I mean, we're getting Wolverine.
So, I mean,
they're introducing them into the MCU.
But... I think this is his
last time playing this character.
Am I right?
He's coming back to do this one movie?
Because I know he said he
was done with Logan before.
He said it three times.
Yeah,
I thought Logan was going to be...
Logan was it.
And then...
mean ryan reynolds must
offered up a lot of money
or I don't know but who
knows he was able to get
him into the movie so those
dudes have a weird dynamic
so who knows I think that
was what it was I think you
know ryan you know asking
him to be in it like yo
just let's just have this
this you know this project
together this buddy cop
movie and we can call it
good on logan which I am mad
Yeah, exactly, Tay.
I believe it when I see it.
But let's hit.
So we got Ant-Man's skull,
which is Cassandra Nova's compound.
Y'all remember Thor Ragnarok
when he goes and he finds the Hulk?
He's got that big ass bed.
That's inside Ant-Man's head.
If you pause it just right,
you can see his bed in the skull.
So somehow she's gotten his skull.
A Red Skull's car makes an appearance.
Mm hmm.
Oh, and the portal, Dr. Strange's portal.
Yeah, they were jumping into it.
Yeah.
And we get the sleeveless
costume for Wolverine,
which is comic book accurate.
As close to comic book
accurate as we're going to
get on live screen.
But let's talk about the
mutants that we see in the trailer.
Who did y'all see?
Most of them were kind of
towards the... Because I
played it several times.
But towards the end,
when Ant-Man's corpse is there,
I saw Lady Deathstrike.
I saw fucking...
I think it was the dude, Ray Parks, Toad.
Yep, Toad.
I saw Toad.
Yep.
From OG.
And then who else did I see?
Oh, 100%.
Who was it?
Dogpool.
I thought that was dope.
Was that Pyro?
Was Pyro?
That is Pyro.
Yeah.
Yep.
Interesting.
Ant-Man Skull.
There's more.
Elektra.
Elektra's in there.
Now... Jennifer Gardner's Elektra.
Yeah.
Sabretooth.
We don't know which one yet.
And then Aziel,
which is... What's his name?
Mephisto!
That was Mephisto.
Um...
In X-Men 97, the blue guy.
Why can't I remember his name?
Nightcrawler?
Nightcrawler's dad is Aziel.
He makes an appearance as well.
He's the red guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude,
I'd be brain farting on some of these
things, man,
because I watch so much stuff
throughout and read so much stuff.
Dude.
What else y'all got on there?
Anything else or y'all want to wrap it up?
Um, it's going to be, I know.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to the movies.
It's going to be a good summer, man.
I'm going to the movies to see it.
Yeah.
It's definitely,
it's definitely got me
ready to go to the movies and CDs and,
you know,
just get back into the swing of
a movie going.
Cause I haven't gone to the
movies in a while.
A long ass time.
The last time I really went to the movies,
I rented out the theater
for my daughter and her
kids to see the Demon Slayer arc.
Shit.
I ain't got money like that.
Dude, it was during COVID.
I got the whole theater for
like $100 with drinks and
popcorn and shit.
I had like 15 kids in there,
all six feet apart.
I think the last time we
were in the theater was to watch...
I want to say, did, uh,
mutant mayhem come out
after John wick chapter four?
No, the marbles, I think.
Yeah.
That's the last time I went.
The marbles was the last
time I was in the theater.
Yeah.
That has been a while.
That was what March?
No, that was, that was last.
That was 2023.
The marbles like November, I think.
November.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
That's the last time I went
was to see that.
I was supposed to go a
couple weeks back to go see
what's that joint with Dave Patel,
the Monkey Man?
Monkey Man, yeah.
Oh, really?
That just come out this month, I thought.
No, April 5th is when it came out,
but it's available to rent
on Amazon Prime now.
Already?
I might have to rent that this weekend,
too.
Because that shit looked fire, bro.
I don't know if it's just
the case of the trailer
putting the action all in
it where you're just like, man,
this movie sucks.
That Transformers movie,
I may actually go watch that shit.
Same, same.
That cast they got.
I might actually go watch it.
Wait, what?
We're getting a true origin
story for Transformers.
About Transformers 1?
Yeah.
Alright, well.
Dude, I'm telling you,
it's going to be a sleeper.
It's going to be a sleeper.
You know what?
I said this too, and to my surprise,
the trailer has me interested.
He just watched Monkey Man.
What do you think, bro?
Well,
the trailer has everybody interested.
People are interested in
this new M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Not me.
You will not burn me.
You will not burn me again.
M. Night will put a trailer together.
I will watch it when it
comes out on theater.
Not theater,
but when it comes to streaming,
I'll watch that movie all day.
M. Night's trailers.
His daughter has a movie coming out.
His daughter has a movie.
About Marky Mark talking to trees.
because Trees was killing people.
This motherfucker had people
going to the theater to
watch Will Smith and his
son play Will Smith and his son.
Yes.
in a horrible science.
Like,
M. Night Shyamalan is not getting
another cent from me.
Like, congrats on six cents, bro.
Six cents, you got me.
You got me.
And you fooled Hollywood,
because they just keep
letting you make these
motherfucking movies.
What has John Wick vibes?
Monkey Man?
Yeah.
Stop playing with me, bro.
Bro, you ain't see it in the... Well,
I know it's Josh Harnett.
I know the actor.
That doesn't mean that... That's Trout,
yeah.
Bro, if you're a part of a
fucking M. Night
motherfucking shit like I
ain't really fucking with
it yeah like unbreakable
unbreakable glass fucking
the beast like those were
like hella mid like but
because they're mid we're
holding them in high esteem
when it comes to M. Night
Shyamalan movies he's
burned me too many times
for me to put him up there
I know his daughter has her
first directorial debut
coming out as well
I don't remember the name of the movie.
I hope that apple fell far from the tree.
Let's hope so.
Split.
That was the other movie.
Let's hope that apple fell,
rolled down a hill,
got picked up by a fucking apple cart.
I hope her whole intention was to be like,
I'm going to make fun of that movie.
I hate you, Dad.
I hope she hates her dad.
I'm going to make good movies to spite you,
motherfucker.
You're going to make horrible movies,
just like we've been doing
in this family for years.
No, Dad, I hate you.
I'm going to make great movies.
That makes sense.
No time for a reunion, Dad.
And guess what?
My trailers won't be the
whole movie's plot.
Yeah,
because they're straight up the plot.
Because if you watch the trailer,
you watch the movie.
This is why I don't want to
go watch that movie.
That was the last G.I.
Joe movie that came out, too.
The best parts of the movie
were in the fucking trailer.
Sounds like a Michael Bay,
Jerry Brockheimer type thing.
Oh, bro, don't.
Michael Bay needs to go away
from movies ever.
He's the M. Night Shyamalan
of action movies.
Destroying childhoods one movie at a time.
One terrible movie at a time.
Dude,
he did my Ninja Turtle so
motherfucking wrong.
Hey, man, bro.
You know what?
As a Turtle fan,
it's hard for me to hate
Ninja Turtle shit, bro.
I knew Mutant Mayhem was
going to be not for me, but I'm like,
I got to go see it.
It's Ninja Turtle shit, bro.
Did you pick up Re-Evolution
at the comic book shop?
I did.
That's not like, bro,
I'd just be buying Turtle
Comics and shit.
I'm just like, man, dude,
one day they'll be great.
And then I get blessed with, you know,
R-rated Lash Ronin movie in the works.
Dude, without a doubt.
Without a doubt.
That's going to be so good.
But, you know,
Seth Rogen's running with
the Ninja Turtle thing now.
Nickelodeon gave him fucking free reign.
Yep.
I love it.
If you like Mayhem,
just expect that same kind
of iteration moving forward.
I'm willing to give it a shot,
see where he's going with it.
I'm one of the rare ones
that like that one-off animated one,
the TMNT.
Back, I think it was like 07.
Yeah, I didn't see that one.
Yep.
Because it had that whole
Raph and Leo beef.
everything and and you know
oh that beef is real it
took them years no no no I
know but the fight that
they had and that would
like that that was that was
dope to me like I was in
that theater I took all the
kids because the the wives
are you know the moms are
all doing something like
I'll take the kids it's
like me and like my two
kids and like five other
kids that didn't belong to
me and we're just sitting
in there and I was more
into it than they were
Hey, shut up.
They about to fight.
I need to pee.
Then go pee.
By yourself.
If you come back cool,
if you don't... I'll worry
about it after the movie.
Don't call child protection.
I promise y'all, he is a good dad.
ask my kids.
They're legally obligated to say yes.
No, but yeah, I'm excited.
I know we got some good movies coming out.
Like I said,
that list of Sony movies that
I posted was ridiculous.
They got so many movies
coming out that have so
much potential hidden in them.
But we'll see how well they do.
The potential is there,
but they can swing and miss.
Yep, it's Sony.
Oh man.
But nah, man, it was,
it was good catching up, man.
Talking some, some nerd stuff, man.
Uh, so sometime in the future, man,
hopefully this, this, the knuckle series,
uh, follows in line with the one.
And I'm going to probably,
my next show will probably be bad batch.
I think we got one more
episode on that and then
it'll close out and I'll
probably be my next show.
I'll probably grab Rob and
probably Amanda.
Cause I know she's a diehard.
Star Wars person as well.
We'll be back,
hopefully in maybe two weeks.
Shout out to them.
I know I will be on the pop
break when the Acolyte drops.
Talking to Acolyte with
those guys over there.
I apologize to everybody.
The Acolyte is going to be fucking lit.
It's going to be so good.
I don't care what people say.
It's going to be good.
People are shit-bashing it.
You know who you're talking about.
And he knows who you're talking about.
He'll out himself.
The whole crew of them will.
I'll be talking with the Pop
Break on all things Star
Wars coming up here soon.
We do have May 4th coming up.
And we also have free comic
book day coming up as well.
May the fourth be with you.
So it's some good shit
coming out on May 4th,
like from action figures to
Legos for star Wars.
Um, I think the alkali starts that day.
Uh, no visions,
the empire when starts that day,
which is going to be really good.
Um,
It's similar to how they did
Star Wars Visions,
only it's the Empire side.
I think it's going to be really good.
We get General Grievous in there.
Good times, good times coming ahead.
Absolutely.
It's going to be a good summer of shows.
I'll post up free comment
day again as it gets closer as well.
Right on that.
But yeah, with that, man,
I want to thank everybody for coming out.
Mac and Black,
thank y'all for hitting me up saying, hey,
let's crawl into the vault
and dig your ass out of
whatever hole you're in and
get me on a show, man.
It was good.
We were sitting there and it's just like,
let's help him shake the
rust off a little bit.
I needed it, man.
Without giving away too much,
we know you've been through
a hard time the past couple
of weeks without just
coming on with the bros,
talking some nerd shit.
It was good.
I needed it.
I really did.
I've been trying to get
myself out of a hole
between getting my daughter
ready to go to college, losing my aunt.
It's been a freaking...
Shady couple of weeks.
And then I dropped my kid off at August,
you know, to go to school away from home.
Ah, yeah, I can announce that.
I can say that here.
She'll be going to, uh,
she was accepted pre-med
honors from at Georgia Mason.
Nice.
Congrats.
Congratulations, man.
So I'll be selling off
everything to pay for that.
Because they go, Jeff,
you make too much money,
and this is how much you
owe us after we pay what we owe you.
Bro,
don't you hate when you fall in that
fucking middle ground?
Yeah, dude.
Like,
if you look at the new medians and shit,
I'm fucking poor.
I am poor, okay?
Like, what the fuck are y'all about?
Yeah,
classify it after all the bills and shit.
I'm poor as fuck.
Hell yeah.
Like, I know what that number says,
but I'm poor.
Bitch, where do I make too much money?
Thank you, Tay.
She's happy.
She's going to be in the
dorms her freshman year.
How many visits are you planning?
My plan, I'll get her up there.
I'll get her settled.
I'm going to sit down.
I'm going to figure out what
it is that I actually want
to do when I grow up now
that I don't have a kid at home.
I do know I want to move.
I just don't know where yet.
I'll place it a little bit
more friendlier on my pocketbook.
What are you talking about?
You're calling according to George Mason.
According to them,
according to my checkbook, I'm poor.
We eating peanut butter and
macaroni and cheese around here.
Peanut butter sandwiches and
mac and cheese with some
spam if we're lucky.
Oh, we got some noodles today?
Cool.
Let's eat some noodles.
that's good man I'm glad you
know uh life's going on you
know shout out to to the
kiddo moving on and
appreciate it appreciate it
she's happy yeah she's
where she wants to go to to
the to the big screen
talking your nerd stuff man
we appreciate you I
appreciate y'all man but
hey um let's I'll round it
out y'all what's coming up with uh y'all
Um, we got, well, I know, uh,
no gimmicks has been like on a tear, like,
uh,
wrestling has business has been booming.
Yes.
Uh, the WWE, uh,
I know you guys got to get off soon.
Cause, uh, your draft is tonight.
Yeah.
Um, I, you know what?
I want to say we should probably do, like,
a segment.
And you two being the
longtime wrestling fans, kind of like a,
you know,
me being the casual coming in
asking y'all questions.
Because, like,
I'd be in the No Gimmicks fan thing,
and I'd just be, like,
asking the questions that a
casual fan would be like.
I like that, though.
Yeah, my take on the Becky Lynch thing,
and this is probably, like, bonus shit.
Like, I'm just,
you had the chance to give
her the belt literally two
weeks ago at main.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to say she gets
her ass whooped.
Oh, she got her ass whooped.
I'll say it.
She got that ass whooped.
I am not poo-pooing on Becky Lynch.
What she has done in the
women's division is amazing.
I remember when she had her
debut and she came out
hop-skipping like fucking
Lucky Charms and shit.
She reinvented herself to
something amazing.
To lose to Rhea,
which I think everybody
knew Ripley was going to win.
Two weeks later, here we are on Raw.
uh, let's go ahead and do a, uh,
women's Royal, like a mini rumble,
you know?
Yeah.
Uh, that'll,
that'll be who takes the belt.
Um, live again.
This is a casual.
I'm kind of fucking with
where she's coming from,
her whole storyline, her arc and whatnot.
Um,
I think it would have been better
because now her and Dom have this weird,
uh,
Like she's telling Dom,
I'm your mommy now because, you know,
I took out Rhea.
So if she was able to get
the belt and still play that angle,
like I think that would
have been hella dope.
I would have been cool with
Nia Jax getting the belt
for a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
Just because, I mean,
Becky has got it before.
Some people who follow it,
they're just like, ah, she's real good.
She can put the belt over.
She can add prestige to the title.
And I'm just like, bro,
I just want to see something.
That's what they need while
Rhea recuperates.
Becky has that ability to get people over,
especially younger talent.
She likes to work with the
younger talent and put them over.
So she's going to drop the belt to live,
I think, eventually.
When that happens,
it's probably going to be
sometime before Rhea comes back.
You think Grey is still
going to be with Judgment Day?
She's coming back as a face.
I don't think so.
I think they've already
started moving towards
separating the Judgment Day.
Damien is like, Brian,
I can't fuck with you.
He's too much of a standout.
Which I'm cool with.
Second thing.
um the draft obviously I
know old buddy who just
gave up the nxt is coming
up to to yeah there's no
there's like the minute he
he lost the belt I'm just
like bro the fucking league
called hey bro come up here
uh yeah oh here's my belt you deserve it
That's how they always do it though.
Every year we have the draft, the,
the NSC champ, depending on who it is,
is going to drop the belt
and they're going to get the call up.
Uh, but let's talk.
I know I talked to black.
I haven't talked to you yet real quick.
I know you're trying to get out of here.
Your thoughts on mania, bro.
It probably outside of being
there in person,
which I got to do thanks to
the black actually.
Um,
It's probably the better one
I've ever watched outside
of watching it in person with my bro.
Damn.
I haven't heard nothing
negative from Mania.
If you hear anything negative,
then you need to tell them to stop lying.
They lying.
They hating.
Straight up.
Like somebody eating something good.
They just trying to light a turd on fire.
They're the same people
lighting turds on fire.
was a line it was it was a
good one that was a good
mania that was a really
good mania I wish I i wish
I would have got to be
there in person but you
know what I'm gonna do like
I'm gonna just record a
video questions from a
casual and then just post
it in the no gimmicks thing
do it I'll answer it yeah
I'll answer it too all day
I'll be like ma'am
man and then people be like
man this this dude you know
I'm just I'm just trying to
I'm trying to get more
involved you know what I'm
saying no you don't get it
I actually enjoy the hell
out of that kind of stuff
when people like ask those
questions even when it
comes to my own page ask
the questions I will look
it up if I don't know the
answer I love that shit all
right we'll try it out see
see see what kind of
traction we get but I just
be in there like now I know
if I like becky with this
belt people be like man I'd
rather her have it then I'm just like
What's the deal with old girl?
Why y'all don't want her that?
I'll be learning a little bit.
Ask the question.
We'll see.
All right, fellas.
Thanks for having us on, though, bro.
Appreciate you.
Giving us access into the vault.
Yes.
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Yeah, man.
Congrats, bro.
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That was just something I
wanted to make sure I
announced and get out to the masses.
I didn't even know that was happening.
Me and Jeff like, oh shit,
we was the first.
We the first.
That's dope.
That is really cool.
I mean, I knew the website was up.
We launched it this week.
We relaunched it this week.
It's actually been getting a
pretty good amount of traction.
It's definitely something
that I can dedicate more time to now.
and do it properly and you
know I figured out a way to
make it easier that way I'm
not wasting so much time on
just the website because
that's why that's why I
shut it down last time I'm
like dude this is all I'm
doing and it's crazy so
yeah I figured out a
simpler process one that
ups date updates when we
update it our shows and
then you have your own tab
you can share that
Fans of your show can go to
that tab and watch just your show.
Nice.
And we can promote it as a
website as a whole,
and we can live stream on there as well.
So that's phase one.
Phase two.
We MCUing now.
Phase two is coming shortly.
Nice.
The website is up.
I'm working on an app now, so.
Oh, oh, we heard that.
Yeah.
Hey,
not just one huge announcement tonight,
but y'all got fucking two.
Yes.
Two of them motherfuckers.
So, drop the cluster of news tonight.
Oh, that's what's up.
I love it.
Dope.
Let's say we close this thing down.
I want to thank y'all, first off,
for coming on tonight and
getting me out of my hole.
I will say Sunday will probably be my day.
I mostly go live from here on out.
I'll post updates to the page.
I do have an interview
coming up with my good
buddy Slimo of the Slimo
Nation from Whatnot.
Speaking of Whatnot,
I will post up my first
live show will be selling comic books.
I was just approved to start
selling comic books.
My online shop will be opening up.
You can buy some of my comic
books off of me as I sell
some from my personal collection.
That was some news I broke.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have no personal news.
I'm the odd man out.
I'm just here celebrating
the wins of DFPN and our people.
That is dope, man.
Appreciate it.
With that, I want feedback.
Tell me what you think about
the show underneath here.
I do read the comments,
whether they're good, bad.
Hey, this guy sucks.
Cool.
You ain't got to listen to me,
but I appreciate you coming
on tonight and listening to me.
Um, like I said,
I'll have sleep on here soon.
He'll be launching his new
website as well here soon.
Like he's, he's almost there.
His inventory is where it needs to be.
He's going to be launching soon.
So I'm going to have him
onto the podcast to talk
about his online shop as well.
Um, uh,
As always, hit that like, subscribe,
and share buttons because
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You can't just Google us and join.
You have to go through the
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Invite them all.
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We're very PG half the time.
So behalf of myself, the Council of Nerds,
This show is USDN approved.
We are out of here.