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Speaker 1: Welcome bye.

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Speaker 2: It looks like you were really constipated.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to take a sure to Beardless Dickless.

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Speaker 2: Me for the second to last ever.

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Speaker 3: I'm Kevin Smith.

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Speaker 2: I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 3: Like the young beardless dicklas Moa just said, kids, this

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Speaker 3: second to last ever episode of Beardless Dickless is happening for.

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Speaker 1: The last ever time.

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Speaker 3: I'm in what we claimed as the podcast room. We

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Speaker 3: spent a year in this room getting to know each other.

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Speaker 2: Not really, I didn't know you before this.

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Speaker 3: Did you learn anything over the course of the show.

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Speaker 3: For those who come in later are like, what do

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Speaker 3: you mean? What? What's going on? This is the second

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Speaker 3: to last episode of Beardless Dickless Me, hosted by my

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Speaker 3: fart good folks at I fart at Heart, which somebody

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Speaker 3: the other day I was talking to. We were in

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Speaker 3: a place and there was a very conservative radio station

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Speaker 3: on in which there was an ad urging of folks

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Speaker 3: to self deport. I have never heard this, and I

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Speaker 3: was I had to say it out loud, like this

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Speaker 3: is fucking are you here? And person I was with

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Speaker 3: was like, oh, they always they always do that. That

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Speaker 3: ad runs a lot, and I was like, I guess

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Speaker 3: I don't listen to radio at all.

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Speaker 2: Us it on.

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Speaker 3: And they said, when you listen, because they got a

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Speaker 3: lot of complaint. And then finally it outed that it

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Speaker 3: wasn't the radio station playing the ad, it was the

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Speaker 3: app through which they were listening to the radio station. Yes,

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Speaker 3: so they tend digress Lean. We still got two more

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Speaker 3: shows and then I don't know what happens in a

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Speaker 3: world where they're look the funk out of here? Did

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Speaker 3: they leave them all there? Or are they they're on

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Speaker 3: our server? Actually now they think about it, Yeah, like

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Speaker 3: we house them sound like they I mean literally, what

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Speaker 3: did they do? Put conservative ads on the podcast?

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Speaker 2: Probably that we don't even make the money off exactly.

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Speaker 1: I mean the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.

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Speaker 3: But remember that servo out of the k t L

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Speaker 3: A fucking you know brew haha, that I went through

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Speaker 3: last year where I was like, oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna be on AM radio and then but yeah, but

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 1: What, don't any don't ever let anyone.

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Speaker 3: Hear you complain hardly, not even yourself. Marcus Aurelius said

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Speaker 3: that it's true, what are you gonna do? We had

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Speaker 3: we we did a thing it's done, and it's not

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Speaker 3: like I'm like and I regret everything about like we're

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Speaker 3: just not doing it there anymore. And it led to

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Speaker 2: You better not be any crazy ads on our show.

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Speaker 1: Is that where you're stuck at? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I was trying to get all sat about of nostalgic

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Speaker 3: these ihearts.

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Speaker 2: I spent a long time on that survey.

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Speaker 3: Tell them what survey you're talking about? Would those who

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Speaker 3: may be like, well, survey what's going on?

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Speaker 2: When we first started the show, we were sent to

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Speaker 2: survey of what ads we would like to be run

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Speaker 3: Show, since iHeart was the parent for where the podcast

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Speaker 3: you like to do live ad reads? And I'm like, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: run on your show, here is a handy, handy survey

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Speaker 3: to check all these things like what to stay away

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Speaker 2: Promote my checked.

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Speaker 3: Harley took this so seriously. I think, what did I

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Speaker 3: The only boy I was like no booze, and then

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Speaker 3: I erased that and was like, all booze. Yeah there was,

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Speaker 3: I think, but I did go like politics liberal, like

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh I give a shit, Harley like spent

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Speaker 2: If those ads are somehow playing on our show, I apologize.

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Speaker 4: Good go boo boo boo, and now where we said

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Speaker 2: To that's a big news for Bill.

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Speaker 3: Bill fans or big news.

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Speaker 2: For Bill, big news regarding Bill, some big Bill news.

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Speaker 3: Kids, It's hold on, I'm getting a text from my heart.

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Speaker 3: This big Bill news makes us change our minds.

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Speaker 1: Please stay You're reaching.

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Speaker 3: The youth market. Please, this bill bit is putting you

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Speaker 3: on par with Who's Your fucking Daddy? It's just not

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Speaker 3: what's the Big Bill News? I wish we had a

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Speaker 3: theme song. Next incarnation of the show Kids is going

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Speaker 3: to be a lot more post produced, and somebody far

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Speaker 3: more clever than I who has time to do this,

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Speaker 3: it'll be like Big Bill News and you'll hear like, man,

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Speaker 3: what is the Big Bill News? All right? So okay,

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Speaker 3: I got Big Bill News? Watch this motherfucker brought my

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Speaker 3: kid yesterday. I was like, listen here.

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Speaker 2: For that's part of the story, is it. Well, that's

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Speaker 2: a small tidbit anyways, tid Bill. The other night, Bill

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Speaker 2: thumped for eight hours straight. If you're not familiar, when

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Speaker 2: rabbits are upset or trying to communicate something, they thump

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Speaker 2: their back feet on the floor.

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Speaker 3: So they that's never for joy, like I'm such a

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Speaker 2: Like m h yes, exactly, absolutely, And Bill doesn't thump

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Speaker 3: Without touching, perhaps a wound that has yet to heal.

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Speaker 3: The late Great Cinnamon War went out for her. Was

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Speaker 3: there a lot of thumping there?

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Speaker 3: So who thumps more? Cinnamon thumped more than Bill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sinna had some had some things she had to

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Speaker 3: Really every time she thumped, to her like what, and

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Speaker 3: Well think we ever like, oh my god, you got

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Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, thank you another cat.

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Speaker 3: The way, Bill is not the mad thumper that Cinnamon was.

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Speaker 2: No, he was a mad humper.

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Speaker 3: Mad Humper's true.

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Speaker 2: We resolved that issue.

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Speaker 3: Bill was trying to stick little Bill anyway, don't call

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Speaker 3: it that in Fugging Cats Furniture nightmare his own mouth.

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Speaker 3: So wait, what is so Bill thumping? That's new behavior?

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Speaker 3: That's why it's Austin.

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Speaker 2: Claims that he hears the occasional thumb. But this was for

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Speaker 3: Maybe he was auditioning, No, he's auditioning. Maybe had a

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Speaker 3: self tape for a Whiplash sequel. No, no, maybe they're

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Speaker 2: Exactly what's happening. Actually, that's exactly what Bill was trying

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Speaker 3: He's like, I watch you fucker's self tape all day long.

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Speaker 3: Let me show you how it's done. He did any

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Speaker 3: perfectly reenacts the scene from Whiplash where JK Slim Simmons

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Speaker 1: Gun show.

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Speaker 3: He really did. But uh, that other boy, fucking Miles.

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Speaker 3: They both seem like like those kinds of actors that

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Speaker 3: I have worked with some of them, but generally they

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Speaker 3: you know, harness that stuff when they do a Kevin

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Speaker 1: Take it way.

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Speaker 3: Seriously to the point where I would bet JK. Simmons

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Speaker 3: you to bring it like. They seemed like those kind

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Speaker 2: We don't know that for sure.

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Speaker 1: To be fair.

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Speaker 3: At mad Damon is also a guy he's but not

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Speaker 3: poor him play. I was a moderator for a panel

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Speaker 3: There was a bit of that, but you know, because

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Speaker 2: You don't actually meet one hundred and eighty six but no, but.

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Speaker 3: Ten, okay, like fucking ten actors on a panel of

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Speaker 2: That is a lot.

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Speaker 3: Fifteen of those minutes his clips. It's just like, why

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Speaker 3: all and I'm not saying they're like I don't, they're

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Speaker 3: all great, but you know everyone gets one question. If

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Speaker 3: and then we're like, hey man, look at this fuck

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Speaker 3: like we love famous people, they are there to see

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Speaker 3: show comic on They're like, we're tossing that around. Like

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Speaker 2: You never stump.

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Speaker 2: Because you saw a predator there? Yes, And I don't know,

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Speaker 1: We are the same age?

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Speaker 3: Can you believe that?

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Speaker 3: Online, fucking fifty three. He was born December twenty sixth,

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Speaker 2: Tell him, why do you ask to talk to you outside?

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Speaker 2: That's so scary.

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Speaker 3: How are you? I just wanted to say, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for doing this? And I was like, oh

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Speaker 3: We Crashed, which is the we Work miniseries he did

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Speaker 3: of binging and shit binge. That I if there was

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Speaker 3: She is playing somebody that you want to root against

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Speaker 3: for then Hathaway. Whatsoever you want to win an Oscar,

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Speaker 3: to go win an Oscar man, that's called ambition.

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Speaker 1: Go for her.

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Speaker 3: True, But if there was any sin she needed to

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Speaker 3: wash away I feel like that movie is a baptism

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Speaker 3: for her, because it's almost like she gets to, you know, like, fucking,

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Speaker 2: What a glowing review.

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Speaker 3: I love to watch them because they just it's like

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Speaker 2: Did he forget he did it?

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Speaker 3: He's a very intense young man. You would imagine like

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Speaker 1: Well that's wild man, thank you?

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Speaker 3: But yeah, really I didn't know if he was just like,

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Speaker 3: And then when I was up there, I said, it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no sense of humor about that. So

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Speaker 1: But in any event, that Jared Letto.

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Speaker 3: Boy very intense actor. So there are some actors that

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, because.

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Speaker 3: Bill was studying under the bed for auditions.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow, wow, wow, what a departure.

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Speaker 3: I also got to sell some tickets while I was

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Speaker 3: Watch you're not even watching it right now unless you're

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Speaker 1: Do this in the real world and shit, a girl

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Speaker 1: in her dad.

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Speaker 3: On stage looking for money.

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Speaker 2: That's what the show should have been called.

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Speaker 1: There.

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Speaker 3: It is a little honesty up for tickets. It's mocastle

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Speaker 3: cinemas dot com right now or c spot dot com

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Speaker 3: in any event. Back to the riffting tale of Bill.

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Speaker 2: This is what's gonna save our show with our.

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Speaker 3: Show with a Bill story.

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Speaker 1: So Bill, I want some more bs Bill. Bill.

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Speaker 2: He's thumping all night long, and then you come over

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Speaker 1: He's like, my name Bill, and I'm here to fomp.

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Speaker 3: I want thomp.

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Speaker 2: If you are watching, you can see the discussions till

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Speaker 2: the next day and then you make a little throwaway joke.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because animals, as we all know, yes, no, something's

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm not trying to seem like a fucking prognosticator

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Speaker 3: it was a throwaway. It wasn't throw away in as

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Speaker 1: Well in nature.

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Speaker 2: Later later I.

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Speaker 1: Message because I was going to rabbit splain your bunny

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Speaker 1: to you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I asked someone to rabbit rabbit splain.

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Speaker 1: For me, did you?

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Speaker 2: I messaged the Los Angeles Rabbit Foundation. That's a thing, yes,

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Speaker 3: I've rabbit found it.

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Speaker 2: Indeed, I've I have, you know, known them for quite

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Speaker 2: but since there are no predators in the inside.

444
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 3: Besides, did you mention cats, one of which she became

445
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 3: very low? Love each other?

446
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: And who are you referring to?

447
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: Elastic side? Bow by? Passed me pass another to talk?

448
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh by bye, dad, wakild I say anything to walk

449
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: right now?

450
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 3: Okie was always that way. She's big plus wookie plus

451
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 3: a mother.

452
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sorry.

453
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 3: Moves like you try fucking let me when you have

454
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 3: kids with your fucking man. You tell me how fast

455
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 3: you can lose the weight, But fucking move man.

456
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: Move was a healthy size. He's a big.

457
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 3: I'll go job troll.

458
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: I'll back it up. I'll back it up.

459
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that one.

460
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

461
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 3: So, so normally a rabbit wooden thump indoors unless a

462
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 3: while around. Do you have a wild rabbit?

463
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: No, but they were saying.

464
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 3: In the wild, yes, thump unless they're.

465
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: Like fuck off.

466
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: Yes, but domestic rabbits because they're a different species though

467
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: for a different reason. Yeah, there's not really so many

468
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 2: threats on the inside, so they're trying to communicate something else.

469
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 3: I would argue, the biggest threat is always on the inside.

470
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 3: A rabbit build with self doubt, so.

471
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: True, ABU without confidence, I.

472
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: Can't get ahead.

473
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 3: It's got to be me. No, that's being defeated by

474
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 3: the something on the inside. No.

475
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 2: Bill loves himself. Yeah, Bill believes in himself. I hype

476
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 2: him up every day.

477
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 3: Very forward with my daughter's hand and almost face.

478
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:38,959
Speaker 1: All right.

479
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 3: So anyways, yeah, we'll talk about that next.

480
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 2: The Los Angeles Rabbit Foundation l LARV messaged me back

481
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 2: and said he could have been anticipating in earthquake, and

482
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa. And then the Hugers quake happened

483
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 2: in Russia that sent a tsunami over here, And all

484
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 2: I'm saying is I think that you predicted the tsunami.

485
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: It's all connected.

486
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 3: Look, I'm happy for you to tell that story because

487
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 3: it does put a little shine.

488
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 2: On me looking smart.

489
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 3: Now me and Bill are connected. I was about to

490
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 3: connect with Bill in as much as I was going

491
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 3: to corporally punish him, throw my hand onto his not

492
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 3: bare bottom, because there's a lot of fucking fur there.

493
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: You laid a hand on beat.

494
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 3: Well, he laid a hand on you. He bit you,

495
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 3: did he not? He went to hand like that.

496
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: It wasn't a hard bite it.

497
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: Let me tell you.

498
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 3: That happens. Let me tell you something. Anybody bites you,

499
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: they're going to have to answer to somebody that I

500
00:26:55,359 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 3: hire to threaten them physically, because I'm not very comfortable now.

501
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 3: Anybody that fucking hurt you has to hear from me.

502
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck if they're cute and furry.

503
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 3: That's how domestic abusers get away with it. You don't

504
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 3: this spectrum shit and this fucking bunny. One bite and

505
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 3: then he also went for your face.

506
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: No he did not, he went like this.

507
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 3: No I was.

508
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: I was nuzzling him and.

509
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: You went like this because he made a fast movement.

510
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: You were afraid he.

511
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 2: Was going made this part up. Yeah, I thought was

512
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: trying to get off my bird market.

513
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: He's just like.

514
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 3: We watched it fucking documentary last night, me and your.

515
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: Mom my Bill and.

516
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 3: It was about the son of Sam on Netflix, and

517
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 3: I learned some shit. I've been alive since that shit happened,

518
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 3: right like I remember it happening. I remember watching the

519
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 3: news every night with my father and my mom and

520
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 3: then being like the forty four caliber killer, you know,

521
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: strikes again and shit like that. So as we're watching it,

522
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 3: they I'm learning shit I never knew before, Like, this

523
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: was a really good documentary and shit, there were details

524
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 3: I had not known heretofore. For example, for him play.

525
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: Yes, excuse me, Play excuse me?

526
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 3: Where my father famously amongst anyone who gives a shit

527
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 3: who listened to me over the last thirty two years plus,

528
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 3: uh worked at the post office, Yes, thirty one years. Sorry,

529
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 3: I was adding a year. There was adding a year

530
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 3: to the year that we made clerks. But nobody knows

531
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 3: me until it comes out.

532
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 2: So thank you for theification.

533
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: WHA.

534
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was wondering.

535
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: Until ninety four. Until January of ninety four, it's it's

536
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: all BC. Yes, we know what it stands for So

537
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 3: David Berkowitz, uh sorted mail at the United States Post Office. Literally,

538
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 3: like my father had the exact same job as my father.

539
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 3: And this whole fucking time I've been alive and known

540
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 3: about the son Sam and whatnot, including the days when

541
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 3: my father was alive and having like minimal conversations with

542
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 3: me because you know, we didn't fucking engage like you

543
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 3: and I engage in ship. My father was ha.

544
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: Nice always, that's what fucking Austin does that all the time,

545
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: except he does it. He absolutely hears what I say,

546
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 2: but he wants more time to think of a response,

547
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: so he's like.

548
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: You think he's stalling. Huh.

549
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the father didn't have bad hearings, so it

550
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 3: wasn't that. Hey Dad, ha, Dad, do you want to

551
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 3: did you did you did you read the thing that

552
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 3: mom the mom? Did you read the note that the

553
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 3: mom left the mom? Did you read the note the

554
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 3: mom left on the fridge?

555
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 2: Ha?

556
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 3: That's so puttany but in any.

557
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 2: Event, you should make a movie about his life and

558
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 2: call it.

559
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: Home the Old Man and did the same job as

560
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 3: David Berkowitz. That being said, that's not the important part.

561
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 3: Here's the important part, Okay, in the dock, what you

562
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: found out? I didn't know this part. His birth story

563
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 3: is his mom dies and his dad gives him up,

564
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: and then he's raised by two very wonderful, loving parents.

565
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 3: But in this prison interview he does he's talking about like,

566
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 3: and this is after you find out and so here.

567
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 3: So everything's hunky dory until the age of seven, when

568
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 3: his father tells him you're adopted and your mother died

569
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 3: in childbirth and that that's why your father gave you up,

570
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 3: couldn't handle you by himself, and that's where we pound

571
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: and we love you and blah blah blah. But for

572
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 3: some reason he felt like the need to be honest

573
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 3: with the kid. At age seven, Well, this is where

574
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 3: it all begins, because suddenly he has this kind of

575
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: disconnect from his family because he's like, I don't know

576
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 3: who the fuck I am now, Like everything I believed

577
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: was true is a fucking lie. And even though he

578
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: loves his mother and this is the only mother he's

579
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 3: ever known, he starts rebelling in weird ways to the

580
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 3: ways he did. He's like, I would cut holes in

581
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 3: her clothes and I would cut her bras and never

582
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 3: say anything or I would take her lipstick and I

583
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 3: would roll them all the way up and then I

584
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 3: would break it off and then close it, put them down,

585
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 3: all these like very not even passive aggressive aggressive aggressive,

586
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: little microaggressions. Yeah, and then what happens is he like

587
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 3: his mom dies as his mom is an adopted mom dies,

588
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: and then his dad gets remarried and moves away and

589
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 3: he's just kind of left in New York and stuff.

590
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: He's a smart kid, and he's he's one of these

591
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 3: dual personalities jackal and Hyde presents to everybody. He's like,

592
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: hey man, I were you, but inside he's just like

593
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: one day I'll get to kill and then finally did.

594
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 3: And once you start and if you watch it, like

595
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: you know, fucking uh Jennifer whoa well I was. I

596
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: was trying to find a cute nickname for a while.

597
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: It was like, let me just go.

598
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 3: Your but Jennifer was like, you know, you take away

599
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 3: the glamour and it being the seventies and then blowing

600
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 3: them up into like you know, the son of the

601
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: Sam and blah blah blah, just going this is a

602
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 3: pretty standard story. He's just a woman hater kid who

603
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 3: just say did women and fucking grew up hating women

604
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 3: and eventually just that's all he wanted to kill was women,

605
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 3: And then he eventually all he killed was brunette women.

606
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: Oh my was his mom? Brunette?

607
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: Now the fuck is weeping?

608
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 2: Be weep? Be we?

609
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: Who would that?

610
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: I don't know? Someone to the door?

611
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 3: Is it?

612
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: Be?

613
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 3: What? This isn't? This is why I fucking I heart

614
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 3: get rid of us like a bunch of folks on

615
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 3: somebody is there?

616
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: Who is it? I'm not answering it is.

617
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: That, Chelsea.

618
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: I'll tell more stories about be if.

619
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: You want to go look yeah, well yeah, go ahead

620
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 3: and and for now enjoy the stories of Since it's

621
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: the last episode, go ahead, you do.

622
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for this moment for you, Okay, So

623
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 2: lately I've been picking you up. Lately, I've been picking

624
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 2: you up. Oh my god. Now that he's gone, I

625
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 2: can say everything I've ever wanted to say. No, I'm kidding,

626
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: but am I? I never get this much freedom and

627
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: space anyways? So back to be No, should I talk

628
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: about you? Or should I talk about move? Well, I'll

629
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: talk about all of them. So I've been picking up.

630
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 2: But I guess I could say it's the camera. I've

631
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 2: been talking about be and he's been Simon didn't really

632
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 2: Simon didn't really lick me that much. She actually only

633
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 2: licked me one time in our entire tenure relationship. But

634
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: I won't take it to heart. But Bill licks me

635
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 2: all the time and it's so sweet and it's little kisses.

636
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 3: How'd you do?

637
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: Not talking about you?

638
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 3: What's that.

639
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 2: You've got a gift from who?

640
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: I'd rather not say.

641
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 3: No, I'm not quite sure.

642
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 1: I think.

643
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 3: So.

644
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 2: You just brought in a mysterious box.

645
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: Well, it does have my name on it. You give

646
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: me the card?

647
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell.

648
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna open it?

649
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: Yeah?

650
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 3: What if it's gotten like Anthra accent or something.

651
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: It's from Bill sends.

652
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 2: It dear Grandpa. No, it's from MoU Are your birthday?

653
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: Giam?

654
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 2: Balls from Moos?

655
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: Like you know you weren't always either by a ball somebody?

656
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 3: Are your comments? Yeah, we're all little thick in this

657
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 3: family with two sas well.

658
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 2: It's a mom, the skinniest person in the world. Anyways,

659
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 2: it's from boy Jordan.

660
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what Lyndon Entertainment is.

661
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: Are you going to open it?

662
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 3: Happy birthday? Kept me the next fifty five. Tick bye

663
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 3: with continued style, creativity and on your own time. Boy Jordan,

664
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 3: how lovely he knows I'm leaving. That's what Lyndon Entertainment is.

665
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 3: You don't know the name of his No, and you

666
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: know what that proves that I'm with him? So true

667
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 3: because he's jumped two different places jump ship twice and

668
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 3: I've gone.

669
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: With him each time. I don't even know the name

670
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: of the place.

671
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 3: I followed a quality of the of the fucking person.

672
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 3: So true, brand whore and ship like that. But good

673
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: to know.

674
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: You'd be weird, Cameron.

675
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: It's glad I know who it was, man, I mean

676
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 3: was that I gotta I gotta text him, be like

677
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 3: who brought that? She said, I'm Brie, and I was like,

678
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 3: but I'm trying to remember if I ever dealt with Brie.

679
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 3: That is old assistant. His current assistant is Harrison.

680
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 2: I know all his details.

681
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. People are like, all right, I'm call his office

682
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, Harrison, I was friends with pre.

683
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: Be familiar.

684
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 3: No, I'm just a listener, a beardless dick miss me

685
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 3: and before they left, they gave me the key to guitar.

686
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 3: Hollywood Spider, I have been uh, working on a Marvel

687
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 3: thing with Andy mckelfish, and so there's been a lot

688
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: of yes, Spider as we just sit there and do ship.

689
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 2: That's cute. Than maybe that's a funny.

690
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 3: Bit that we that came out of like, you know,

691
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 3: fucking just conversation that made me laugh and made him laugh.

692
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: So I was like, let's open the comic with it.

693
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: It's kind of funny and it's you know what, you

694
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna talk about here. I'm gonna save

695
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 3: it for the after show.

696
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: Oh my heart, don't get this.

697
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 3: Now. The audience is like, we're not our heart, don't

698
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 3: punish us. Well, you're not being punished. Go to Beardless,

699
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 3: go to that Kevinsmith club dot com. You can listen

700
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 3: to and see Beardless Stickless plus the after show. And

701
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 3: you're like, what, there's an after show. There's barely a

702
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: show show.

703
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 2: Well, Wow, there's more after this.

704
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: Guess what if you were like that was disappointing, There's even.

705
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 3: More and I'll talk about it there on the Last

706
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 3: ever plistic. Please all right, did you finish your bill story?

707
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

708
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 3: The story stylings of Hartley quin Smith, Ladies and gentlemen,

709
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 3: thank you, how'd you do in my absence?

710
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: I was just filling them in how in cinnamon and

711
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: ized time together?

712
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: I tried to tell them about Mark, but did I barbed.

713
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 3: I'm so nervous. I don't know what to do without you.

714
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 3: I was like you up here, like about even the show?

715
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: What will you do.

716
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 3: With all your free time now that these shows coming

717
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 3: to an end?

718
00:38:54,239 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 2: What a good question? All the other things, music, acting, writing,

719
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: the other thing we're doing?

720
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: Hi, diddle d d an actor's life with me? Fancy car?

721
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: What will you do without our show?

722
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: Start a new one?

723
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: Amen?

724
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 3: Life is a series of podcasts.

725
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: Oh true?

726
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 3: You record one and another another. And one day, Hi,

727
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say that, yeah we

728
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 3: this beard Listic was me is that it's crazy how

729
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 3: many folks are coming out of the woodwork. And I

730
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: don't mean like enough to save the fucking show, because

731
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 3: I don't know how I save a show that was

732
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: never in jeopardy. Just one diehards like we're not going

733
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 3: to renew season two, and we were like, what is

734
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 3: the what did you do for season one?

735
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: What is different?

736
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: What are you being? It's not like they had to

737
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 3: pay us more money. They never paid using except when

738
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 3: they put ads on the show, which we've now come

739
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 3: to find out very But in any event, yes, it's

740
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: all coming to a conclusion, and that gives one a

741
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 3: moment to reflect and and it also gives one moment

742
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: if this is the last show, we should be able

743
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: to give them a passion.

744
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: And oh yeah, I was thinking that. I was thinking

745
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: that you might.

746
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: Have been thinking it.

747
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: But but you come prepared for it.

748
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: I can do it on the spot, do you think so?

749
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, can make it up. Where are we right now?

750
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: Forty one minute mark? God, damn it?

751
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 2: B what clock union? Glasses?

752
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: Real bad? Honestly, you're not wrong. I used to wear glasses.

753
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 3: If you look at every fucking photo of me wondering

754
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 3: when Meghan left, but not even when Meghan joined me.

755
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: After cop out is when I slowly started moving away

756
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 3: from glasses.

757
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: Do you know why?

758
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: Because she was driving around you? But now you drive?

759
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well when when well, no, but not after after

760
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: it was Megan.

761
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 3: Then Ashley drove for a while. Yeah. After Ashley left,

762
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: then I started driving again, and I realize I.

763
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: Don't really need my glances.

764
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: I don't for like, you know.

765
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: I'm good.

766
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: You are already the most questionable driver I've ever known.

767
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 3: What do you mean questionable?

768
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: I mean exactly what I.

769
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 3: Said, but like define questionable.

770
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: Questionable decisions, dangerous decisions, reckless decisions, have anything to say

771
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: about it?

772
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 3: I drive Jersey. Nobody ever gets hurt on my watch.

773
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 3: It's tough to feel, yeah, wood until they do, but

774
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 3: tough to you know, feel like I'm doing it wrong.

775
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: Most family members will not get in the car with you.

776
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: And that's facts.

777
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 3: The fucking taught me in the booby hatch that I

778
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: can control my feelings, I can't control yours. So you're

779
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 3: one of those hystericals that get in my car and like, oh,

780
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 3: that's on you. Your mom still fucking gets on my

781
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 3: dick about it. Yeah, where I'm like, we've been doing

782
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 3: this together for a fucking.

783
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 2: I braced myself every time.

784
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 3: How old's the kid? Twenty six so twenty seven years

785
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 3: you've been driving with me? How many accents you've been

786
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 3: That's what I say, and then she goes.

787
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 4: Fuck, you know.

788
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 3: Shit, I've been in an accident? Yeah, yeah, where I've

789
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 3: gotten hit, Not for anything I've done. Somebody who ran

790
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 3: a light and hit me, tee bone me right fucking on.

791
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 2: I know because I now feel that's a cursed street

792
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 2: because you and Mom both gotten accidents on separate occasions

793
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: on Gardener.

794
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 3: I remember going over to like, oh my god, how

795
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,959
Speaker 3: can I help, and helping mom out When I called

796
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 3: mom to be like I got an accident Gardener, like,

797
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 3: oh my god, all right, well, i'll see you when

798
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 3: you get home.

799
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:07,959
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have a lot to say on the matter,

800
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: but I won't.

801
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: It's look, I learned at an early age that not

802
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: everyone is me and you, And that doesn't mean like

803
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 3: we're that cherl never one sucks, but you and I

804
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 3: are broken individuals inasmuch as we over deliver for whatever

805
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 3: fucking reason.

806
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: There are people in.

807
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 3: This world who will deliver exactly what's expected of them.

808
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: There are people in this world who won't deliver at all,

809
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 3: And then there are people like us who will over

810
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 3: deliver to a fault. And because of that, you learn

811
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 3: early on to not expect it from anybody else. And

812
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 3: it doesn't make you feel superior like I'm different. It

813
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 3: means I'm built differently. As I found out in the

814
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 3: movie Hatch, it wasn't. I always thought that that was

815
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: a good thing. That makes me fucking better than most people.

816
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 3: And it doesn't. It made me broken. It exists because

817
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 3: I'm trying to fucking heal something.

818
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: Mhm m, I go back to the book. Oh my god,

819
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: so yes, not everyone.

820
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: Actually I had to learn that lesson because of my

821
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 3: mom because she was very much like me, which is

822
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: makes sense. She gave birth to manhit and then raised me,

823
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 3: and so I watched her be the person that like

824
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 3: over delivers and then heartbreaking late watched when she was

825
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 3: hoping for like, you know, the treatment, same treatment in return?

826
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: Is this blocking your light? That pig out package? Yeah

827
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: it is evy.

828
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 3: You know it's in there right book. Yes, yes, he

829
00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 3: knows me the uh. It's so weird though that I

830
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 3: had no idea when the lady was like Lynden entertainment

831
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh that is but yeah, watching

832
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 3: my mom be like you know you do and you

833
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: do for people and then when you need And it

834
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 3: took years, but one day I was able to say

835
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 3: to my mom, and not because like I've been watching

836
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 3: for years and wanted to say it, but after going

837
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 3: through it myself, be like, ma, when you do something

838
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 3: for somebody that's its own reward, that's all you get

839
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 3: And if you're doing it and hopes that someone will

840
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 3: do it for you, then that's not generous. You're not

841
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 3: doing it for the right reasons. You're stockpiling and stuff.

842
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 2: That's true.

843
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 3: And what I didn't know was like you know, as

844
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 3: somebody who could sit me down fucking decades later and

845
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,959
Speaker 3: be like, you're not doing it for the right reasons.

846
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 2: You weren't.

847
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: That's what they told me in the booby ash. So

848
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 1: like you.

849
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 3: Fucking do for everybody because you're broken, because you think

850
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: that's the only way motherfuckers are going to like see

851
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 3: you as worthwhile you constantly try to earn your keep

852
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,959
Speaker 3: by over delivering and stuff. So I am so sad

853
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 3: it is, uh. I mean, one could say it's like, oh,

854
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 3: but like anything in life, there are two sides every coin.

855
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: Because of that, like you, I could draw a line

856
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 3: from that to clerks and everything I've ever done right,

857
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 3: there's a gaping fucking need and it drives that and

858
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 3: and so naturally it's.

859
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: Like I made a thing of me, And that's.

860
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: Every artist, bro. I'm not alone in that. Very few

861
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 3: artists escape that. Most of us have some guff that

862
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 3: we're trying to fucking fill that can only be filled

863
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 3: with praise when people will never meet.

864
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 2: Every single time I do a take of an audition,

865
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, so, Austin, what do you think? Every time

866
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 2: I shall astin a song, I'm like, I'm waiting.

867
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 3: And this is true, Like I learned this on Jay

868
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 3: and so above Shake Back. Two directors were in that

869
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 3: movie with me, Like you know, they have bit parts

870
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 3: and ship but legit directors Gus von Sant and Wes

871
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 3: Craven who I shared a birthday with, but not anymore

872
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 3: because well I do share a birthday with, but thankfully

873
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 3: not the death day. West passed away back in the day,

874
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 3: but he lived a very long, healthy life and fucking

875
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 3: when I knew him, I was like, oh, he's gotta

876
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 3: be sixty. I think he was fucking late seventies early

877
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 3: eighties at that point. So master of fucking horror, modern horror,

878
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 3: and the fucking one of the most powerful voices come

879
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 3: out of independent film and crossover into the mainstream, making movies

880
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 3: with integrity and fucking head and heart, both playing themselves

881
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 3: in My goofy Ass movie, both of them fucking far

882
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: more accomplished than I'll ever be. Both of them born

883
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: to make cinema, both of them eliciting brilliant performances out

884
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 3: of actors they've worked with, and on Jane's I'm About

885
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: Shrek back when I was like they did their scene.

886
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 3: As soon as I was like cut, both of them

887
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 3: were like, oh my god, it doesn't matter who you are, man, Like,

888
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 3: that's yeah, that lean.

889
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: Can I see past the camera?

890
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 3: Hellom on target aud my phone?

891
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: Even two dudes.

892
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: Who would know better, we're still like and I literally

893
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: had to say to both of them, like, come on,

894
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,479
Speaker 3: you don't know, Like, well that's what you want.

895
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

896
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 3: Gus was like very cool about it. Yeah, it's that's

897
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 3: all right there.

898
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: That's all of us in entertainment.

899
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 3: Man. That's what drives one to like, you know, I

900
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 3: got to put on a show. You know, if you

901
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: can do it, you know you're inclined for it. But

902
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 3: the drive because everyone could do it right, everyone can

903
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 3: make pretend, and then there are those of us with

904
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 3: an inclination and like maybe I can stretch this out

905
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 3: like fucking you know, there are people who do this

906
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 3: for a living and dreamers and shit. But it's the drive.

907
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 3: It's the ambition that gets you to where people see

908
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 3: because you want to be seen, like, you know, it's

909
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 3: ridiculous whenever anyone's just like, oh my god, I hate

910
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: to bother you because I'm like, hey, we want to

911
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: take a pic and they say are you and I'm like yeah,

912
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh my god, it's so weird. It's

913
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 3: like you want to take a pic like I would

914
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 3: love to, but I hate to bother you. And I

915
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 3: was like, it's not a bother It's why I did it.

916
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 3: Like this means the plan is working. Let's take that picture.

917
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 3: But we're all looking for that fucking approval that apparently

918
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 3: we didn't get as kids. Now, I was around for

919
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: your childhood. I was, you know, I was around for

920
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: mine and my parents couldn't give me. They didn't give

921
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 3: me disapproval and they were very loving and support and ship,

922
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 3: but they couldn't be like hev you should be a filmmaker,

923
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 3: because that just didn't happen in our world. What are

924
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 3: you trying to accomplish with all of this?

925
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: What drives you? You think?

926
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

927
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: Really with with acting?

928
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, not ever.

929
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 2: Being good enough?

930
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 3: You don't. I guess I can right there, just like

931
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 3: the son of Sam Well, I have an origin moment

932
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 3: for when you kill and to finish that story, I.

933
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: Didn't even I was so hesitant to say. And then

934
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 2: I didn't even have the chance to say, because you

935
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 2: wouldn't stop talking. I don't know what that is?

936
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: The son of Sam.

937
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

938
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 3: So David Berkowitz in the summer of nineteen seventy seven,

939
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 3: same summer that Star Wars would come out, held New

940
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 3: York in the Grip of Terror as a I'm not

941
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 3: going to say the first serial killer, but one of

942
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 3: the most famous famous sewers, Celia. He was originally the

943
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 3: forty four caliber killer. He would just walk up to

944
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 3: couples in cars and shoot them no good reason. No,

945
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 3: they couldn't find a motive. They didn't. They couldn't connect

946
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 3: these crimes to begin with because they'd had no database,

947
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 3: and that's not how police work worked back in the day.

948
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 3: And shit, So this guy did it for a red

949
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 3: hot minute before people were like, hey, we had a

950
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: guy with a forty four caliber shoot somebody in Queen's Hey,

951
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 3: we had the same thing happened in pargrama.

952
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 2: It was only couples.

953
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 3: That's what we were told because that's what it looked like.

954
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 3: But as we learned last night.

955
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: I'll get to it.

956
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 3: We learned something on me and Jen your mom my.

957
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 3: Jen learned something last night watching the David Berkowitz The

958
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 3: Son of Sam thing on Netflix.

959
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit.

960
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 3: But when we in the seventies in the fucking wall

961
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: was happening, and I'm six years old going on seven.

962
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 3: It is on the news every fucking night, like you know,

963
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 3: the son of the forty four caliber killer has struck again.

964
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 3: He was called the forty verk caliber killer until he

965
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 3: wrote a letter to the to Jimmy Presley in the

966
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 3: Daily News and identified He's like, I don't like the

967
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 3: name the forty four caliber killer. Call me the son

968
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 3: of Sam. Sam speaks to me every night and tells

969
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 3: me to kill these beautiful young women and blah blah

970
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 3: blah and shit like that. Wrote you know, became one

971
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 3: of those guys that writes a letter to the newspaper.

972
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 3: Jimmy Breslin wrote for the Daily News he was calumnist,

973
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 3: fucking like piped. It went back and forth with the guy,

974
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 3: even called him out on the one year anniversary to

975
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 3: be like in which a lot of people thought was

976
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: unethical to be like, hey, Sam to the one year anniversary.

977
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: Where are you?

978
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 3: Because he dipped for a minute. So Sam, Yeah, there's

979
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: a whole last movie about it. Spike Lee made Summer

980
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 3: of Sam, which is a great movie about the Summer

981
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 3: of Sam.

982
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: And you know how in like.

983
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: Where is it Sam, that area of Brooklyn Bay Ridge

984
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 3: or whatever a fuck how lot of white people fucking

985
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: reacted and shit like.

986
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: You fucking bring that shit here, somemoch Sam like.

987
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 3: And also that was the same same summer when the

988
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 3: New York blackout happened, so for like four or five days,

989
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 3: the city lost all fucking power in the midst of

990
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 3: the Son of Sam killings. And this was also at

991
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 3: a time when New York is not the New York,

992
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 3: you know, but the New York of if you don't

993
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 3: go there because you will get mugged crime. It was

994
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 3: the New York of taxi driver. So it is it's

995
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 3: a bad time for New York. And into it enters

996
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 3: this guy who's just randomly shooting fucking couples and cars

997
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 3: and shit.

998
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: And eventually they finally find this.

999
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 3: Guy and it's David Burkwitz. And so in the documentary

1000
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 3: David Berkowitz on these prison tapes, he was interviewed by

1001
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 3: a guy who was like, we gotta get to the

1002
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 3: bottom of these fucking people. Like you know that show

1003
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 3: on Netflix, mind Hunter, It's like that. So the guy

1004
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna interview this fucking whack job people

1005
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 3: like why he's in jail. It's like, to find out why,

1006
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 3: how he thinks do what he did. So he's talking

1007
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 3: to him and with the guy said was he said, berk,

1008
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 3: whit's telling his life story. At a certain point, his

1009
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 3: father's adopted father reveals to him, you said this part

1010
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 3: no reveals even more, reveals to him that his mother

1011
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 3: did not die in child.

1012
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: Neither did you know.

1013
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 3: So his dad that's not what happened, because he went

1014
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 3: looking for his birth father and found out, but your

1015
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 3: mom's still around. He's like, what do you mean my

1016
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 3: mom's dead. Then he got to meet his mom and

1017
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,720
Speaker 3: his half sister and he was like, you know, polied

1018
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,959
Speaker 3: to her and wonderful and they took pictures and shit.

1019
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 3: But then on this interview he was like, here was

1020
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 3: this disgusting woman in these terrible clothes, and this was

1021
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 3: my mother and she had given me up. The story was,

1022
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 3: you know, she'd had affair with a married man and

1023
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 3: then was just like got pregnant and gave the kid up.

1024
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 3: And so he that's when he starts forming this like

1025
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 3: women are whores. She fucked some guy in a car,

1026
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 3: got pregnant, I'm born, I get given up. And he

1027
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 3: knows inside his whole life, he's like, I'm bad, I'm evil,

1028
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 3: I shouldn't exist. But because now I know this woman

1029
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 3: fucked a man in a car and brought me into

1030
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 3: this hellish world, Well I'm gonna stop that. And so

1031
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 3: he went out and anytime he saw like a woman

1032
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 3: in a car, that was his mo. So all brunettes

1033
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 3: like his mom. So he was essentially just trying to

1034
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 3: kill his mom, over and over again. That all being said,

1035
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 3: back to what brought it up, that's Bill, that's your rabbit.

1036
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 3: That is your rabbit doing an interview yours from now,

1037
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 3: going like I would break her lipstick and I would

1038
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 3: bite holes into her clothes.

1039
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 1: This cat's a fucking socio bath. This this rabbit is

1040
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: a look at socio bat.

1041
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 2: No, that Bill is no serial killers, Bill, No, take

1042
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 2: it back.

1043
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: Do you know who Sam was?

1044
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 3: Sam? In question, I am the son of Sam. So

1045
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: Sam was his next door neighbor, who had a German

1046
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 3: shepherd that would bark all night on and keep this

1047
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 3: guy up. And it was the dog that spoke to him. Eventually,

1048
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 3: sadly spoilers. No, I mean, this is a man who

1049
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 3: killed people. You didn't think he's gonna hesitate fucking take

1050
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 3: out a dog and shit. But yeah, there was this

1051
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 3: ship I learned last night, chilling, which I didn't know. Man,

1052
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,399
Speaker 3: and I've been alive since it happened. Wow, and still

1053
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 3: didn't know some shit. When it was all done, I

1054
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 3: turned it off and I looked at Jen and I was.

1055
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,479
Speaker 1: Just like, that's Bill.

1056
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: I think this is spears.

1057
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 3: That's your daughter's rabbit. She goes your daughters too. I

1058
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,919
Speaker 3: was like, she ain't my daughter. If she don't fucking

1059
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 3: get rid of that rabbit right now before cuts her

1060
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 3: juggler in the night. Oh myke, she's gonna he's gonna

1061
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 3: be sitting.

1062
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: There nibbling at her juggle like I'm almost there. He can't.

1063
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 2: His nails are large, sharp enough he would have.

1064
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: To bite, and he's like and then you realize he's

1065
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: talking to the cats. You're like, all you little pieces.

1066
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: And ship they've been planning a mutiny and ship and

1067
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: the cats. You should listen to your duddy. He said,

1068
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: if we was ever four times as big as we are,

1069
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: we'd kill you at a hard bat. He knows his

1070
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: subject matter bite, he had cats well, he was a boy.

1071
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1072
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 3: He knows the hatred in the heart of a feed line.

1073
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 2: He said that Bill knew about the earthquake before it.

1074
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: But we go kill all you people.

1075
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 3: Oh y'all, Oh no, the goodness is this something like

1076
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 3: Billy's picked up whipping cross room real hard?

1077
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: And then I would never even if he was.

1078
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: Trying to kill, I raised you something.

1079
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 2: The only one that would kill he is Steep b

1080
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: She wouldn't kill She's like a Manson type.

1081
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 3: She would orchestrate it from the side.

1082
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: She wouldn't get her.

1083
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 3: Fingers to say to you.

1084
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: What's her name? Again?

1085
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you because you should know.

1086
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 3: There's MoU, there's the Jersey cat. There's a farkle nut.

1087
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1088
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 3: It's a boy's carl.

1089
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1090
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: There you go. He is steep crazy. Hey, yeah, go up.

1091
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 3: You should probably chew her jaicular Why did you should.

1092
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: Before they chew ours? Yeah? Yeah, either them or us?

1093
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess it.

1094
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 3: Should be them should be. I'll watch, I'll make sure

1095
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: nobody comes in right here, go for the karate.

1096
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 2: It's right there. Carl would kill Austin.

1097
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 3: I think you have a chance and there's no criticism.

1098
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh something fell on wu. Well you didn't like the story,

1099
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 2: but just under same, she didn't.

1100
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 3: Why when you were raised around dogs, very affectionate dogs,

1101
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 3: do you find yourself drawn to very sparsely affectionate pets,

1102
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 3: pets that make you.

1103
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 1: Work for it?

1104
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 2: You don't know moo like I know Moo.

1105
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: I know cats cats before you did moose. Have you

1106
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: ever had thirty cats at once?

1107
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 2: I have thirty? Those are We didn't even tell the

1108
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 2: story of how I saved a life yesterday.

1109
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 1: Oh to same all night.

1110
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: I was like Austin, I.

1111
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: Know, I'm sure you're like fucking remember.

1112
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 3: Uh, Puff, I I saved the cat today.

1113
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 2: Puff.

1114
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 3: I did not my dad it was he did everything,

1115
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 3: But today I saved the cat. Puff.

1116
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: This is the beginning of me.

1117
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 3: Time over, go get his jugular coat. Do you think

1118
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 3: if we put Biel in my parents' house my dad's.

1119
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 2: Jugular Do you think if I gave Bill a piece

1120
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 2: of pottery he wouldn't slice my desk.

1121
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: Because do loving fucking dogs all ship with his mean cats? No,

1122
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 1: why are you drawn?

1123
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 3: I mean another fluffy and ship and hello kitty and whatnot.

1124
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 3: But why do you they make your work? These two

1125
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 3: don't make your work. These two are like mood does

1126
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 3: not make me work, and you do is great to.

1127
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 2: Us every No, and my kid, I'm Bertie because I

1128
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 2: was never allowed to have a cat because someone was allarngic.

1129
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 2: But that was a lot.

1130
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 3: I had a cat when I entered.

1131
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 2: You know, that was a lot.

1132
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: Found it later on in life.

1133
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 3: I didn't know at the time, but I had a

1134
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 3: cat coming into the relationship. Tabitha, my beloved fucking cat.

1135
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 3: Mercifully Rachel took her and shut. But I'm sure as

1136
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 3: Tabitha left this best of all possible world she was,

1137
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 3: I wonder whatever happened to Kevin. That's so sad. It's

1138
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 3: probably true. It's a little cross that I'll be caring

1139
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 3: for this in my life.

1140
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: But good news.

1141
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 3: His cat size was tiny cat size girls.

1142
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, there you.

1143
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 3: Know they make your work for it.

1144
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: Well again, you don't know, MoU every single time, I.

1145
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 3: Didn't do that with your male relationships like you. You know,

1146
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 3: I've seen two and it's not like you've found guys

1147
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 3: that made you work for it. If anything is more

1148
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,919
Speaker 3: visive versa.

1149
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 2: No, I chased after Austin.

1150
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 3: Chase after is one thing, but make you work for it,

1151
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 3: like fucking you know, Like why are they still together?

1152
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 3: She must really love him and no, no, no, yeah,

1153
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 3: but that's what I think of when I think of

1154
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 3: you and your cats and your rabbit. It's like, why

1155
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 3: is she finding because it's not a two way street.

1156
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: I've never felt more loved by anyone.

1157
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: What the always remote.

1158
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 3: Final episode of Beardless, I Have to Go is like

1159
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 3: bring that show.

1160
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: Holy fuck, I.

1161
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 3: Gotta go.

1162
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 2: Every every night. Move sits on top of me because

1163
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 2: he loves me.

1164
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 3: I was trying to kill you waiting at Bob, but

1165
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 3: Bang the ball intentions are way different than yours.

1166
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 2: I gotta be as cluse as I possibly can so

1167
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 2: I can.

1168
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: Plot, so I love you until it's done. And it's done.

1169
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 3: When I say, Mommy, I'm in control here, don't you

1170
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 3: realize I'm God here?

1171
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 2: Mood doesn't think that way.

1172
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm God here.

1173
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 3: Mommy's got that split personality like David Burko. It's the

1174
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 3: son of Sam and shit.

1175
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 2: No if anyone has announce.

1176
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 3: Where he's just like hey everybody, But inside it's like, Mommy,

1177
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 3: don't you know I'm the lord of death.

1178
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 2: You have a swlit personality.

1179
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 3: I'm the crimson Knight, my may and one night and

1180
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 3: blood will miss through the air when I take to

1181
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 3: the knife, the sanctified knife.

1182
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't like this.

1183
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: That's what I see when I look at that cat.

1184
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 2: I don't go after your children, my sisters.

1185
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, that's because your siblings and they're

1186
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 3: also very affectionate and you can always tell where they stand.

1187
01:03:59,280 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: On any given it.

1188
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 2: And moo, is your grandson?

1189
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 3: Ask Walky about the quote unquote big Beautiful Bill. You're

1190
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 3: gonna get in near full.

1191
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: Wucky has opinions, and you don't think Carl has her

1192
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 2: opinions on the Big Beautiful Bill.

1193
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 3: Karl's opinions are just like Wendy when Daly.

1194
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 2: Suspicted and give you a cute gampa.

1195
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: May they get a load of me.

1196
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 3: Finish on a beautiful little cat story, a cat rescue story.

1197
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 3: Let me do my part, okay, Well open my office

1198
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 3: curtain windows. Two mornings ago saw a strange fucking sight

1199
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 3: cat with a collar outside my window. I guess he

1200
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 3: was mousing, you know, because we got a lot of

1201
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:48,439
Speaker 3: birds and squirrels and rats, because rats live in these hills.

1202
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 3: But not the kind of rats like in the New

1203
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 3: York subway. Not pizza rat.

1204
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: That'd be cool, that'd be awesome.

1205
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 3: These are just woodland rats. Man. Ain't no different than

1206
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 3: the fucking squirrels and shirlling that.

1207
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 2: So they look like.

1208
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 3: We never see cats around here because we have coyotes

1209
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 3: in these hills, So any small fucking animals, you know,

1210
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 3: potentially you gotta keep it asking me. Never lets schecky

1211
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:16,959
Speaker 3: out unless somebody was around and shit. So I see

1212
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 3: this cat and it's such a weird sight because I

1213
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 3: never see a fucking cat on this property and don't

1214
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 3: got two dogs and all. I guess it was like,

1215
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 3: oh shit, maybe he's like praying on whatever.

1216
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 2: Like the twenty years I lived here, never saw a cat.

1217
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 3: Never saw a street cat, straight cat, nothing.

1218
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 2: Like their cats. All outdoor cats buy me all the time.

1219
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 3: In my house I live in cro Oh yeah here

1220
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 3: no because probably the good cars racing up and down.

1221
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 2: But just know is coyote the coyotes.

1222
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 3: So I took a picture because I wanted to send

1223
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 3: it to Harley, and it was too early to send

1224
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 3: it because I know she sleeps until like four or

1225
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 3: five o'clock in the evening, and so I held on

1226
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 3: to it.

1227
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: It's rude.

1228
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 3: And then when Harley came over record yesterday, we were

1229
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 3: chit chatting with Jenny and then I was like, oh,

1230
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 3: hold on, I'm gonna send you guys a picture. And

1231
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 3: I texted them the picture of the cat that I

1232
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 3: had taken that morning.

1233
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 2: Yes, we were in the same room and he was

1234
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 2: right there, but he did.

1235
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: Text us, and Harley was like, oh my god, what

1236
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: I said.

1237
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 3: It's a cat I saw this morning when I woke

1238
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 3: up and ship and he was just outside the window.

1239
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 3: And we were all like, in that strange you never

1240
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 3: see a fucking stray cat around here, and he's a

1241
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 3: collar blah blah blah. And then while the Jen and

1242
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 3: Harley were fucking talking about the cat, I walked to

1243
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 3: the bedroom the bathroom window and looked out over my cafe,

1244
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 3: the squirrel cafe and birds and rats and rats the

1245
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 3: woodland cafe, and there was the cat just sitting in

1246
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 3: a loaf, just chilling out because there was no activity,

1247
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 3: no birds, no fucking squirrels, and it's because.

1248
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: The cat was just sitting there, and so I was like,

1249
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 1: come o from here.

1250
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 3: They came over. I was like, there it is, and

1251
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 3: I ran running and she almost threw herself out the

1252
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 3: window to rescue the cat that was in no jeopardy whatsoever,

1253
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 3: but it was, but it was alas it was. So

1254
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 3: Harley goes downstairs and does the whole But what is

1255
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 3: your thing?

1256
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 2: Did you hear it?

1257
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1258
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: He kept doing it.

1259
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 3: I was like, no, cat noise?

1260
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: What is it?

1261
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 2: You remember it?

1262
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: It was like.

1263
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 3: I was like, that's not can scare the cat?

1264
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:35,920
Speaker 1: The cat?

1265
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 2: No we hosten. I saw video saying.

1266
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 1: That I don't want to say, I gotta say, what

1267
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: is it? Because you did it a bunch And I

1268
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 1: was like, who taught that?

1269
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 2: We saw video saying that this meant come here and cat.

1270
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: Which was what.

1271
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she kept doing.

1272
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 1: She kept talking like a cat.

1273
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 2: In Linus makes that sound all the time.

1274
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 3: And to be fair, the cat was responding to it,

1275
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 3: and my cat came or maybe the cat was just like,

1276
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 3: oh my god, somebody's talking to me. This cat was

1277
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 3: familiar with people. He was no stray. Oh yeah, that

1278
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 3: became clear.

1279
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 2: He was so sweet At first when I went outside,

1280
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 2: he was doing that little thing that they do to birds,

1281
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 2: where they're.

1282
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:24,559
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, doing the mouthing, yeah, the mouthing yeah.

1283
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 2: And then he came over, well, actually she came over,

1284
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 2: and she was so friendly. She was making flops all

1285
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 2: over the place, rolling around me, letting me petal up,

1286
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 2: she was licking me. She was making muffins in the air.

1287
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 2: She was so sweet, making.

1288
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 3: Muffins in the air. That Kevin Smith story my next biography.

1289
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 3: Oh my god. But she was so skinny, very skinny.

1290
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 2: And I have a very skinny cat, Wieners from New Jersey,

1291
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 2: so I have.

1292
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 1: The opposite of a skinny cat.

1293
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 3: Was just not called for move man.

1294
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,560
Speaker 1: Maybe he's trying to live up to the nickname you

1295
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 1: think Gods of Carol Fine, I was gonna get as

1296
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:17,600
Speaker 1: big as one moony behaved bulger.

1297
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 2: Moves the sweetest in the world. Anyways. Oh he's so cute.

1298
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 2: I woke up today and he was in a crack

1299
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 2: between me and a pillow and he was on his

1300
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:36,840
Speaker 2: back with all his legs up in the air asleep,

1301
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 2: and I was trick, Wow, this is a beautiful sight.

1302
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 1: Anyways, as little de bow as slumber lad Sweeper log

1303
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 1: on the sleeping time. I let the bed boats by.

1304
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:58,719
Speaker 2: He didn't move for like fifteen hours. I was not asleep.

1305
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 2: Fifteen hour I.

1306
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 3: Went to bed.

1307
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 2: Right I woke up, he was still there. I left

1308
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 2: here and then I came back hours later and he

1309
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 2: was still there.

1310
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 3: Well, I gotta save up a lot of energy. I's

1311
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 3: got to show this weekend on the Beardlistic List. Move Yeah,

1312
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 3: beardistic Less Move live for the first and last time

1313
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,440
Speaker 3: to small Castle Citables dot Comb.

1314
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 2: Heard that mom, Grandpa even news cat. Anyways, So this

1315
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 2: cat outside, yeah, yes, really skinny like Wieners. But Wieners

1316
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 2: eats all the time. She's just a runt.

1317
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1318
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,880
Speaker 2: Austin's mom has Wiener's siblings. They are normal sized.

1319
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 3: Yes, Wieners is one of Harley's fourteen cats.

1320
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 2: A Jersey cat, the one she got in New Jersey

1321
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 2: in the junk yard.

1322
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, during the making of Clerks three.

1323
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 2: Yes, Wieners.

1324
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 3: Yes.

1325
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 2: And so at first I was like, oh, no, maybe

1326
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,439
Speaker 2: the cat outside is hungry. So then you brought dog food,

1327
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 2: which she did not really respond to.

1328
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 3: I was like the gravy. Yeah, laughed at the gravy

1329
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 3: but did not eat the chunks.

1330
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 2: Uh, no, she didn't. And then you brought water and

1331
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 2: she kind of looked at it. But then I was

1332
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 2: trying to solve the mystery because she had a collar

1333
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 2: and it had a tracker, but it wasn't an air tag,

1334
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 2: so I was like, perhaps the tracker died.

1335
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 1: Good thought.

1336
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 2: And then I was like, but she's so skinny, maybe

1337
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 2: she's been out here for a long time or something.

1338
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 2: And then I saw her nails were clipped, and I

1339
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 2: was like, oh, so this is somebody's cat.

1340
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,160
Speaker 3: It is like one of the murder podcasts where all

1341
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 3: the clues are.

1342
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:49,000
Speaker 2: Coming together were coming together. The nails are what really

1343
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 2: what really did it for me because they were clearly clipped.

1344
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 2: And Mom was like maybe she was like clawing on

1345
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 2: the floor and I was like, those are some clipped.

1346
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: Claws, silly woman, you know nothing about cats.

1347
01:11:59,600 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 2: Exactly.

1348
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 1: The aureded mom was.

1349
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 2: Mom was like, I will post pictures of her on

1350
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 2: the neighborhood watch, so take pictures.

1351
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 3: And I was like, Mom got involved.

1352
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 2: Mom got involved.

1353
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 3: Sidebar, Mom got involved. You did not?

1354
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 2: You delivered the food and then where you sat because

1355
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 2: we were.

1356
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 3: Supposed to be recording podcasts, so I was at my

1357
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 3: office door and when you needed your phone, I brought

1358
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 3: it to you.

1359
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: And when you need water for the cat, I brought

1360
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:28,760
Speaker 1: it to you.

1361
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 3: So I would say I did about as much as mom.

1362
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,679
Speaker 1: Why didn't you come out and play with a stranger's

1363
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 1: cat in the in the morning?

1364
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 3: Because when I opened the window, the cat went away.

1365
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 2: So I then the cat took a picture.

1366
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 3: You took a picture of the cat, yes, before I

1367
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,880
Speaker 3: opened the window. So I took a picture of the cat.

1368
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 3: Then I opened the window to say hello, and the

1369
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,920
Speaker 3: cat went away. So I was like, oh, I'm scaring

1370
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 3: the cat closed the window.

1371
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 2: I see, Well, the cat was not scared of me.

1372
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 3: No cat could sense You've got big cat energy and

1373
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 3: was just like, oh friend. But then I also you

1374
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 3: also have to remember I have two giant German shepherds.

1375
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 3: They were upstairs, not this, not in the morning when

1376
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 3: I first saw the cat. Before your little adventure begins,

1377
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 3: you got to remember you're a sequel to my cat story.

1378
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 3: I encountered the cat first, and I encountered with a

1379
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:18,679
Speaker 3: couple of dogs. So if they had seen that cat,

1380
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 3: they would.

1381
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: Be like what the wolf, wolf wolf, motherfucker had wolf.

1382
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 3: We gotta deal with squirrels we gotta deal with birds,

1383
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 3: we gotta deal with the occasional rat and full and

1384
01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 3: now a fucking cat is sitting in our fog let

1385
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:31,920
Speaker 3: me had it?

1386
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 2: Oh no, this cow was so sweet. Mom texted the

1387
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 2: neighbor and was like, is this your cat? And she

1388
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 2: was like, no, but this I might know whose cat

1389
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 2: this is Louise. And then it was Louise's cat. And

1390
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 2: she she was this very nice older woman who lives

1391
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,240
Speaker 2: in the neighborhood, who lives in the neighborhood, and she

1392
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,439
Speaker 2: had been looking for her cat for two days, and

1393
01:13:59,120 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 2: so much so.

1394
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 3: That two days earlier I was sitting there talking to

1395
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 3: Mom in our bedroom and our you know, the windows

1396
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 3: were open, and we heard somebody going up and down

1397
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 3: the hill, going Margo and then Margo, and then finally

1398
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 3: I was like, Polo, and then she said Margo and

1399
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 3: I said Polo and it stopped. And the cat's name

1400
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,759
Speaker 3: was Marco turned that the cat's name is Margot.

1401
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 2: Yes, And then when I told I told you her

1402
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 2: name was Margot.

1403
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:30,719
Speaker 3: You were like, and I was like, yeah, I remember

1404
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 3: seeing the lady with her cane going up the hill.

1405
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,479
Speaker 3: Never o courage to me. She was looking for a

1406
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 3: cat and the assumed a dog.

1407
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 2: She told me the tracker died, and she.

1408
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 3: You had so much, which is yes. And she thought

1409
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 3: the tracker died because the cat.

1410
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: Died came out.

1411
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,400
Speaker 2: Yes, she thought that pray the cat was no longer

1412
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 2: with us.

1413
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 3: So how delighted was she to find Margo in one piece,

1414
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 3: so happy?

1415
01:14:54,400 --> 01:15:00,680
Speaker 2: And then I kept being like, oh, yeah, you're going

1416
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:05,000
Speaker 2: home listen, and then she was I could be like, Marco,

1417
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 2: you get to be with your mom, you get to

1418
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 2: go home. And she was like, well, I actually have

1419
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 2: her mom at home. She had her cat. She has

1420
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 2: Margo's cat mom and Margo's cat siblings at home.

1421
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 3: So this is a lucky Birdie type situation.

1422
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 2: Yes, so Margo is not only being reunited with her

1423
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 2: humans but also her cat.

1424
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,439
Speaker 3: I was doing the wrong song from the seventies. I

1425
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:35,600
Speaker 3: should have been like we uh damn, I got Margo.

1426
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 1: And me Mi wow, and that.

1427
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm just Gonna'm gonna put this out there, ready, and

1428
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 3: this is fucking serious, all joking aside. You hear a

1429
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,840
Speaker 3: story like that, your iHeart, don't you go like, let's

1430
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,799
Speaker 3: keep him so true?

1431
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 1: That's podcasting right there.

1432
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:56,679
Speaker 2: The lego Margo's is what's gonna get us some Redowa.

1433
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,519
Speaker 3: They're like, we want you to rename the show Margo,

1434
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:03,559
Speaker 3: call it Margot Polo. I think that's very funny.

1435
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 2: We thought that was a very funny job. As if

1436
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,439
Speaker 2: they listened to it at this point.

1437
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we prove they don't listen to it.

1438
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 2: And with that, thank you for your time.

1439
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 3: We thank good folks that we thank.

1440
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 1: We think one guy, Daniel at our Heart.

1441
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,720
Speaker 3: Has been absolute delight, wonderful guy. And whoever made our

1442
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 3: fucking deal. It was so baffling to me that we

1443
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 3: had to make a deal, but mercifully they did. Because

1444
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:38,559
Speaker 3: I Heart doesn't own this podcast. We do just part

1445
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,560
Speaker 3: of their boiler play. Deal was like we own a

1446
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 3: piece of it.

1447
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't play passion irrations. So at the live

1448
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,640
Speaker 2: show that multi.

1449
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 3: Passion ration, we can do a quick one right here

1450
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 3: and watch this passion. It feels fucking cheap to be

1451
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 3: like the son the son of sam netflick Shew. Clearly

1452
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 3: I was passionate about it, talked about a good time.

1453
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 3: But since it's the last home ever, yeah, version of

1454
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,320
Speaker 3: beardless dickless mate. And before we go into this, we

1455
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 3: think you the listening audience or viewing audience who've gone

1456
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 3: on this sonic journey with us, committed your time for

1457
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 3: the better part of the year. New things are coming, kids.

1458
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,040
Speaker 3: We'll tell you about it on the live show. But

1459
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:29,040
Speaker 3: until then, it's not goodbye until we see each other

1460
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 3: or hear each other again.

1461
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 2: What was it giving the Book of Poof in the book?

1462
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 3: What was the what was what was I just talking?

1463
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:43,639
Speaker 3: Passion ration?

1464
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 2: I have a passion or your question passion ration passion?

1465
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,280
Speaker 3: No, you said you had a question. I answered it.

1466
01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 2: We didn't even talk about this passion ration the My

1467
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 2: Chemical Romance show.

1468
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that in the after show.

1469
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 2: You're literally wearing your Black Parade.

1470
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 3: You're wearing my Black Parade shirt. We went to see

1471
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 3: my chem Uh dude, what is it? The Black Parade

1472
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 3: Forever or long lived the Black Parade? And so it's

1473
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,680
Speaker 3: two concerts in one the whole album. And then they

1474
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:16,479
Speaker 3: came out, took off their little out soldier boy outfits

1475
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 3: and just dressed cash and just played some fucking music.

1476
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 3: So charmed by both shows. But the second show he

1477
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 3: comes out Gerard and he's just like, we are My

1478
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 3: Chemical Romance and he's like, come on, bro, we know

1479
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,560
Speaker 3: in the first was also My Chemical Romance, but he

1480
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 3: kind of can't introduce themselves like they were a barb

1481
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 3: in but he said that was their first ever stadium tour.

1482
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:40,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the first half was Theatrice.

1483
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he came off like an art school kid. Man.

1484
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 1: They had the whole.

1485
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,479
Speaker 2: Created their own country, their own language there.

1486
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 3: It was framed as a like dictatorship autocratic country of

1487
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 3: concert that was being thrown on a kind of country

1488
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 3: for an autocratic leader who sat in the audience and

1489
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 3: had people shot at one point.

1490
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,799
Speaker 1: All was wild.

1491
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 3: It was nuts, but it was so well staged and

1492
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 3: just beautiful, so good. And then the second half was

1493
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 3: also just fucking equally cool, where it's like, oh my god,

1494
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 3: these kids, these kids from Jersey, local Jersey band.

1495
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:16,200
Speaker 1: Had to support.

1496
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,680
Speaker 2: Of course I cried so much, Yeah she did.

1497
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 3: I kept looking over it.

1498
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,599
Speaker 1: Now. I love them when I was young.

1499
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,520
Speaker 3: That's what happens, man. Yes, you get older and you realize.

1500
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,720
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I've been into them since I was

1501
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 1: eleven or twelve. Oh my god.

1502
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 2: They are probably the only band that I know besides

1503
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,320
Speaker 2: Whole Hole and My Chemical Romance are the only bands

1504
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,839
Speaker 2: that I know the entire.

1505
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 3: Discography of you know every song and could sing every song. Yes,

1506
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:50,560
Speaker 3: and for your listening pleasure, Harley will now sing a

1507
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:54,280
Speaker 3: piece of every mi chem song action and here I go.

1508
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 1: People like that, Okay, I'm not okay with this.

1509
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:05,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, be at the live show Kids Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,

1510
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,160
Speaker 3: August August, the day after I turned fifty five Man

1511
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 3: twenty bucks.

1512
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,960
Speaker 2: My dad is actually going to tap dance while I

1513
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,320
Speaker 2: sing my comic.

1514
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:19,639
Speaker 3: Crab walk in, Crab Walk out, Crab walk In, Crab

1515
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,040
Speaker 3: Walk out, Crab Walk.

1516
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,560
Speaker 2: For a two hour set of my chemical Romances.

1517
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 3: Doing squat thrusts for the last two weeks just so

1518
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 3: I could crab walk in walk out grad Walk. But

1519
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:38,160
Speaker 3: in any event, yes, the show was spellbinding.

1520
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 2: To say the least, absolutely amazing.

1521
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 3: Those Way boys there were many Ways, but two of

1522
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:52,680
Speaker 3: them all and the other ones and the rest you

1523
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 3: know their names.

1524
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 2: Frank Iero and Ray Torol. So there's just the four

1525
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,519
Speaker 2: of them, and then there's there's four core members, and

1526
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 2: then there's the drummer, and there was a keyboardist.

1527
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,519
Speaker 3: It's fucking nuts, like he is wonderful to watch him

1528
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 3: fucking every once in a while, like people will go

1529
01:21:08,439 --> 01:21:10,840
Speaker 3: see my show. And the compliment that I love is like,

1530
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 3: I love seeing you do your thing. And that's how

1531
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 3: I felt watching that. I was like, oh, I love

1532
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 3: seeing him do his thing. He's in crazy fucking talented

1533
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 3: little pixie, that guy because when he's not like fucking

1534
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:26,760
Speaker 3: commanding how many people and Dodger Stadium so fifty sixty thousand.

1535
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:30,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. It took two hours

1536
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,639
Speaker 2: to leave the parking lots, So that gives you an idea.

1537
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,559
Speaker 1: He commanded that stage like a goddamn pro.

1538
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,559
Speaker 3: And then this is a guy who can write comics

1539
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,479
Speaker 3: like a pro and then make the fucking you know,

1540
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 3: TV show like a pro. And does he does he

1541
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 3: do the TV show or they just adapt it from

1542
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:45,759
Speaker 3: his steps?

1543
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,479
Speaker 1: He actively involved, he was it was at one point,

1544
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he was.

1545
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:52,839
Speaker 3: Deeply involved in like working on the d C comics

1546
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,839
Speaker 3: for a while there when he was was a Young Animal.

1547
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,599
Speaker 1: It was his label Big.

1548
01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:01,919
Speaker 3: Young Animals, Yes, logo his imprint in DC. I absolutely

1549
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,960
Speaker 3: love that kid. If you ever fucking bored and you're like,

1550
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,639
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to listen to a fucking Z list director,

1551
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,600
Speaker 3: talk to the musical genius.

1552
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 1: About the.

1553
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 3: I did an episode of podcast years ago with with

1554
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,600
Speaker 3: Way and Mikey Way where we listened to Welcome to

1555
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 3: the Black Parade and line by line and I would

1556
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:26,760
Speaker 3: pause and be like, what does that mean that?

1557
01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:27,920
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

1558
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,400
Speaker 3: And they would tell me stories and be like, Oh,

1559
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 3: it's about this, blah blah blah, how did you do that?

1560
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 1: Why why did you write that? What does that mean?

1561
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:34,639
Speaker 1: And it was great.

1562
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 3: It's like two hours fucking long.

1563
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:39,640
Speaker 2: A lot of people were on Instagram saying that you

1564
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,320
Speaker 2: should have them back and.

1565
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,640
Speaker 3: Do another podcast. Yeah, well, we're going to have them

1566
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,439
Speaker 3: on the next podcast we're going to do.

1567
01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 1: I'll take you well, yes, you know what I'm saying.

1568
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:52,920
Speaker 3: I know what you say.

1569
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,000
Speaker 1: You'll be away or two.

1570
01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:59,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that's gonna be good times.

1571
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:03,200
Speaker 1: Because we may be done. We may be putting beardless, dickless.

1572
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,599
Speaker 3: Me to bed, but me and a kid are going

1573
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:08,439
Speaker 3: to keep talking to each other until it irritates.

1574
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:09,000
Speaker 1: The funk out of all of you.

1575
01:23:09,479 --> 01:23:12,800
Speaker 3: I will keep keep talking to each other until we're

1576
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 3: that girl with the very successful podcast or that boy

1577
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,400
Speaker 3: with the other successful podcast. So true, we want to

1578
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:19,720
Speaker 3: be them.

1579
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be on the why list, I

1580
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:30,479
Speaker 1: won't be at least on the list, I won't be.

1581
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:44,000
Speaker 2: So passion irration, the mind kem concert, big.

1582
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:47,840
Speaker 3: Passion, huge passion. I look not only did I use

1583
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,719
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Black Parade to open Clerks three expertly

1584
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,960
Speaker 3: on My Dad as a beautiful little montage. You can

1585
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 3: hate the rest of that movie if you want, but

1586
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 3: the opening shows so much promise. It's true, but the

1587
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,599
Speaker 3: open does prepare you for the end because it is very,

1588
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 3: you know, melancholy, and you're like, why because there happenings

1589
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:07,519
Speaker 3: such a good time, And then by the end of

1590
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:08,120
Speaker 3: the movie you're like.

1591
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:11,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was right what I carry on?

1592
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 3: Me?

1593
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:12,880
Speaker 1: Why?

1594
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 3: But also Gerard did.

1595
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:20,400
Speaker 1: The why Okay?

1596
01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 2: Can you use that in two movies?

1597
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 3: It's so beautiful? I always felt bad that, Like it

1598
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:27,960
Speaker 3: is honestly one of the most beautiful pieces of music

1599
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 3: I've ever heard, definitely the best rendition of that fucking

1600
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:34,360
Speaker 3: old ditty from like the fourteen hundreds or something like that.

1601
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 3: But I always felt like, oh my god, it ends dusk,

1602
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:41,200
Speaker 3: like you got a lot you gotta sit through tusking

1603
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 3: order to get to the beauty of that song.

1604
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:44,479
Speaker 1: Why Hello?

1605
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:51,479
Speaker 3: But when I when I was doing Clark's three. I

1606
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, man, I'm not that song's perfect.

1607
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna use that song again. So I got to

1608
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 3: use it fucking twice. But in any event, amazing concert.

1609
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 3: Thank you for taking making us go. Because can you

1610
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 3: call your cake?

1611
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:10,880
Speaker 1: This is your friend? To him, he was like, oh

1612
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 1: my god, please. He was very cool about it. He

1613
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:18,720
Speaker 1: wasn't like, h another fucking hand out. God, damn it,

1614
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:19,719
Speaker 1: this ain't Jersey.

1615
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:26,120
Speaker 2: I posted a carousel post of many pictures of me crying,

1616
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:31,080
Speaker 2: and then I did remember that him and his beautiful

1617
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,760
Speaker 2: talented wife Lindsey Wade follow me on.

1618
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,720
Speaker 1: Instagram, so they saw your shit.

1619
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:40,759
Speaker 2: It's possible and I was like, oh, well, I've exposed myself.

1620
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,559
Speaker 3: Do you think so In the second half of the show,

1621
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,679
Speaker 3: they do songs from the other albums, and they apparently,

1622
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,000
Speaker 3: you know, they did a they'll be doing a cover.

1623
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:49,519
Speaker 3: Do you think they do a cover every night?

1624
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:49,760
Speaker 2: Or no?

1625
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: Yes?

1626
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:54,599
Speaker 3: Do you think since they do as a grab bag

1627
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,320
Speaker 3: of songs that changes every night? He indicated the second half,

1628
01:25:58,439 --> 01:26:00,519
Speaker 3: not the first, that first half as they do, they

1629
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,839
Speaker 3: change that order of Is that right? Yeah? So sometimes

1630
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:07,680
Speaker 3: they'll open with when I was I was shocked at

1631
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,519
Speaker 3: how early they played it because I was like, oh

1632
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:11,840
Speaker 3: my god, I assumed you're gonna make us all weight,

1633
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:12,800
Speaker 3: You're gonna edge us.

1634
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:15,519
Speaker 2: No, they played us, played song in.

1635
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:20,360
Speaker 3: They were like fucking everyone was doing it. But wait

1636
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 3: a second, what was the point I was doing? Oh

1637
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:24,720
Speaker 3: so in the second half, do you.

1638
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 2: I think they're going to cover Cinnamon?

1639
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:26,559
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1640
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:29,600
Speaker 3: Did you imagine He's like, we got this song that

1641
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:33,519
Speaker 3: we want to cover me You guys ever see Clerks?

1642
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:39,080
Speaker 1: All right? So you know the guy that isn't even

1643
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:43,040
Speaker 1: in your fantasy. I'm like, and he says my name

1644
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:48,280
Speaker 1: on stage? The Uh what was my point? I was

1645
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,200
Speaker 1: about to make a good point.

1646
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 2: Almost he's going to cover a song?

1647
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:56,880
Speaker 1: Oh do you think he'll do maybe? Because that was

1648
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:57,559
Speaker 1: him solo.

1649
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,400
Speaker 2: I don't think so. No, I don't think so.

1650
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:01,599
Speaker 3: Banger.

1651
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:03,880
Speaker 1: I want to use that in a movie one day.

1652
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:04,559
Speaker 2: So great.

1653
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh passion, nothing but passion for that Mike Chemp

1654
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 3: concert here highest comblin. I could pay. I'd go back again,

1655
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,719
Speaker 3: I know you would. But that's well he did look

1656
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:21,000
Speaker 3: to see they're going to Jersey. I know it's because Ashley,

1657
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:24,360
Speaker 3: that's Modcastle was like, I mean, bro, if you want

1658
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:27,639
Speaker 3: to stick around. It's literally the nice seeing Mike Cam

1659
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:32,360
Speaker 3: in Jersey, bitch. I know, I'm just saying, I know

1660
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 3: that's where you're from.

1661
01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 2: I would like to see them. I can't remember wearing Canada,

1662
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:41,000
Speaker 2: but at some point they are going to play in

1663
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 2: some place in Canada and Pixies are opening for them.

1664
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:48,720
Speaker 3: Oh seriously, I can't remember wearing Canada. Canada don't want

1665
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:51,680
Speaker 3: you right now, I know, but I want Canada.

1666
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 1: White and blue blooded pieces.

1667
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:56,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, why not go to the Jersey show

1668
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 3: and see them in their fucking power center where they

1669
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:03,000
Speaker 3: were born and fucking wake of September eleventh, Man W.

1670
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:07,720
Speaker 3: Gerard Way was like no, and started writing fucking anthems.

1671
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,320
Speaker 1: For an entire generation.

1672
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:16,639
Speaker 3: It's true, not just Jersey kids, but the world. Something

1673
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:19,800
Speaker 3: the thing about any event. Passion for the content. Here's

1674
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 3: my say less indeed, here is fucking most of the

1675
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:25,840
Speaker 3: reviews on this podcast, both of them.

1676
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:35,120
Speaker 1: Passion. I have a passion, my heir ration, passion.

1677
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:38,640
Speaker 3: I'll start passion. We should start positive passion for uh

1678
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:44,479
Speaker 3: recording a podcast with my kids, good times, wonderful times.

1679
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:49,040
Speaker 3: Forcing you to hang out with me. My money is

1680
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,000
Speaker 3: the smartest thing.

1681
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:50,719
Speaker 1: I ever did.

1682
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:56,760
Speaker 2: Know I'd hang out with you any ration ever.

1683
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:01,160
Speaker 3: We should have been for free, so be it.

1684
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:06,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, half the time I got my

1685
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:07,280
Speaker 2: heart there you go.

1686
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:14,960
Speaker 1: Lot less of that, but not Dane passion.

1687
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:18,559
Speaker 2: For Dane, passion for Daniel rash for the rest by heart.

1688
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:19,639
Speaker 1: What's your passion?

1689
01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:26,920
Speaker 3: Ration? Um My, do you hear that? Yeah? Like she stomps, like, honestly,

1690
01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,840
Speaker 3: there are three people in this house right now, people humans,

1691
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:32,559
Speaker 3: not counting the dogs, and Lucky's pretty big, but there

1692
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:35,439
Speaker 3: are three adult human beings. And to look at us,

1693
01:29:35,479 --> 01:29:38,880
Speaker 3: all lined up like Russian fucking nesting dolls, you would

1694
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,639
Speaker 3: assume that that's me walking upstairs. And yet I move.

1695
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:46,560
Speaker 3: Your mother once said like hippone ninja hip.

1696
01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:50,760
Speaker 1: I would say, she said that, I said that, so

1697
01:29:51,920 --> 01:30:00,160
Speaker 1: that fucking boom boom boom bober.

1698
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:00,679
Speaker 3: Fucking but bubbles.

1699
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:01,559
Speaker 1: And she knows it too.

1700
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,880
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you walk on? And she's

1701
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 3: just she's real. Maybe I'm a toe heel person. She

1702
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:10,840
Speaker 3: is heel toe and she is hard on the heel,

1703
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:16,160
Speaker 3: like I would hate to have her arches. Listen, I'm

1704
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:16,759
Speaker 3: all may.

1705
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:22,959
Speaker 1: Stomp stomp, noney event.

1706
01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:25,200
Speaker 3: Passion I ration.

1707
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:31,760
Speaker 2: Passion, Yeah, uh no, I'll start with ration to end

1708
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:32,760
Speaker 2: on a positive note.

1709
01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:33,960
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.

1710
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,960
Speaker 3: One of the longest episodes of the show, makes Sense,

1711
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:39,280
Speaker 3: one of the last makes Sense, the last home show ever.

1712
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:42,479
Speaker 3: Ration ninety minute extravagan is a lot more ads for

1713
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,519
Speaker 3: iHeart to stick in there every three minutes.

1714
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:48,680
Speaker 2: Ration your series that my children want to kill me.

1715
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:50,960
Speaker 1: You know what, that's fair?

1716
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 3: Thank you? And passion.

1717
01:30:53,560 --> 01:31:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have two okay, one of my children. Okay,

1718
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:02,040
Speaker 2: I have three, I.

1719
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:03,880
Speaker 1: Have three.

1720
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:07,560
Speaker 2: One yes, one of my children can predict natural disasters.

1721
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, two yeah, more that move useful.

1722
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,280
Speaker 2: Animals sleeps on me because he loves me so much.

1723
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:17,160
Speaker 3: That's a passion it is. I love it here into

1724
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,960
Speaker 3: that I feel very touch like more loves of everything else.

1725
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:27,640
Speaker 2: In third Woking is recording a podcast.

1726
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 1: In my dad, Oh word, come up with that? O,

1727
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:33,160
Speaker 1: my lord, I feel.

1728
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:34,360
Speaker 3: I take it back.

1729
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:38,439
Speaker 2: It's no, it's it's actually been so much fun and

1730
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:41,400
Speaker 2: a lot of the time I come it is. Uh.

1731
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:42,439
Speaker 1: We are known.

1732
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:47,840
Speaker 2: For getting together to record the podcast and then and

1733
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:50,800
Speaker 2: then not recording the podcast because we just love to

1734
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:51,160
Speaker 2: hang out.

1735
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 3: It's true.

1736
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:51,920
Speaker 1: It's true.

1737
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:58,400
Speaker 3: It's it's a high compliment that sometimes we're gathered through

1738
01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,519
Speaker 3: the show, and we don't do the show, you know,

1739
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:02,960
Speaker 3: outside to do that. But Scott Moser sometimes there'd be

1740
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:04,880
Speaker 3: times we were just chit chatting ship and then it

1741
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,679
Speaker 3: was like, oh shit, I've been into the show, let's

1742
01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:07,200
Speaker 3: do it tomorrow.

1743
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:11,880
Speaker 2: It's every time I come home from coming here, Austin's like,

1744
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:13,400
Speaker 2: did you record?

1745
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,760
Speaker 3: And I'm like no.

1746
01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:19,000
Speaker 1: He puts his money out, looking for the looking for

1747
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:23,960
Speaker 1: the money. Did you record? Can I handle my own money? No?

1748
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:27,120
Speaker 1: You can't be trusted with your own money. Did you

1749
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:27,880
Speaker 1: record you?

1750
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,400
Speaker 2: Did you know that? Actually?

1751
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:30,120
Speaker 3: Never mind.

1752
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:33,760
Speaker 1: Save that for the after show.

1753
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,640
Speaker 3: You would hate it. Save that for the after What

1754
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:36,880
Speaker 3: were you doing on the after show?

1755
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,559
Speaker 1: Where I was like, tune into the after show where

1756
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:39,200
Speaker 1: I'll share it with you.

1757
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:43,240
Speaker 2: Was it passion irration?

1758
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:45,800
Speaker 1: No, we did that on this show.

1759
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:49,960
Speaker 2: I just thought I'm an idea for the live show.

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01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:50,960
Speaker 2: I'll tell you later.

1761
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,200
Speaker 3: The audience is like, great, that's why you guys don't

1762
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:58,639
Speaker 3: have a fucking current show. There was something I was like, I'm.

1763
01:32:58,479 --> 01:32:59,599
Speaker 1: Gonna do it on passion I ration.

1764
01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:04,760
Speaker 3: If only we could rewind Oh well, kids, a bit

1765
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Speaker 3: of a fuddling ending to beardless dickless me.

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Speaker 1: The last ever home.

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Speaker 3: Show right here in the home.

1768
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:14,479
Speaker 2: Can you believe it?

1769
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:16,679
Speaker 1: I can't.

1770
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:19,240
Speaker 3: We've had a long time to build up too, so

1771
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:22,120
Speaker 3: I'm ready. I'm ready for the next incarnation and you

1772
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:24,120
Speaker 3: should be two kids, wait to see what we're gonna do.

1773
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:28,639
Speaker 2: It is so much better.

1774
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:33,360
Speaker 1: I mean, there it is.

1775
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Speaker 3: Kids, there's your beardless stickless me forever.

1776
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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.

1777
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Speaker 3: Until the next one, which is the last one live.

1778
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Speaker 3: Come to this podcastle cinemons and watch this happen live

1779
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Speaker 3: kids on Sunday twenty bucks. Come on cheap show and

1780
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Speaker 3: then stay around afterwards and see Yo Go hos act.

1781
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Speaker 1: Yo goss with an audience.

1782
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Speaker 3: I was walking today with the dogs and I was like,

1783
01:33:56,840 --> 01:34:00,280
Speaker 3: maybe I can Rocky horror that shit, like everybody rote

1784
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:03,559
Speaker 3: toast right now, like stop trying to Rocky, stop trying

1785
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:04,479
Speaker 3: to make Rocky happen.

1786
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, sing along to the Canadian anthem or like.

1787
01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:13,479
Speaker 3: When you're like I'm not everyone does it Unison and

1788
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:15,519
Speaker 3: a bunch of like colleens are up on the stage

1789
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:15,920
Speaker 3: doing it.

1790
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:21,160
Speaker 1: At the time.

1791
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Speaker 2: Everyone's crying, let's not do this. You should do that

1792
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Speaker 2: at your theater.

1793
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:29,080
Speaker 1: Bro.

1794
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:30,000
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it today.

1795
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:30,760
Speaker 1: I was walking the dogs.

1796
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:34,200
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, like that'd be like, maybe

1797
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:38,120
Speaker 3: I need to Rocky Horror myself rather than wait for people.

1798
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:38,679
Speaker 1: That's what happened.

1799
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,760
Speaker 3: Rocky Heart just happened naturally. And ship maybe I can

1800
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:43,160
Speaker 3: engineer that. I was like, all right, everybody, here's the

1801
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:45,800
Speaker 3: script I wrote. When it's raining out, you've got to

1802
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Speaker 3: pull out the square guns and you're popping up in

1803
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Speaker 3: the err.

1804
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Speaker 1: Like doesn't rain in your movie prey, good point. Let

1805
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Speaker 1: me think I thought I did was steal the rain

1806
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Speaker 1: from the rock Yard thing I saw him fame.

1807
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,960
Speaker 3: Well, I have no plan beyond that. Should we watch yoga?

1808
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Speaker 1: No? No, not thetheless throwing toast? Please God, No, feel

1809
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Speaker 1: free toast if you want to. That's what you gotta do.

1810
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Speaker 3: proud dad Kevin.

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