WEBVTT - The 4:30 Movie is Now in Theaters! 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.439 Welcome to beardless, dickless me. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.520 I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:35.200 Number eleven kids an episode eleven. We have so much 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:39.080 to to do and get to, for heaven's sake, so 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:42.760 much brand new movie opening this week, the four point 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.680 thirty movie. And I got a thing that I want. 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:50.280 I got a game I want to play. Oh yeah, 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.919 a new thing, a new thing for the for the 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.680 show to kind of give it like some spine. Otherwise, 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.440 you know, it's just every episode is us going get 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:02.520 me back by nor So we need other things to 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.440 go to. I guess you know what I'm I believe me. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.480 I do that show every fucking week. So true, but 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:13.400 we'd probably lose an audience, maybe the audience they legit 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.440 just every episode they do give me back my name. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.679 And there's something at first that's like kit chee fun 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:24.000 about it, but then it's just irritating and they it's. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.880 Not even the real line. John Proctor never says. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:29.440 Neither of them have seen the Crucibal. She purports to 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.280 have been in it. She should know fucking better than 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:33.640 John Proctor would never say that. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:34.720 We're still talking. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.520 About the Crucible anyways. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:40.160 It's crazy well, I mean honestly, like that was why 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:44.040 I went into film or want to be an entertainer, 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.440 because otherwise high school is going to be the best 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.640 part of my life. Like I would have been the 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.639 person still talking about The Crucible like at age fifty 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.080 four if I'd been in it in high school, Like, yeah, 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.520 I played John Proctor. It was fucking tough. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.720 What does that say about me? 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.200 Well, you didn't, I mean fucking it ain't like I 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:09.320 played John Puckter and then still waiting for the next 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.880 role that's as strong as John pucker I said, no 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.800 to many, you were in a fucking Quentin Tarantino movie, 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.760 like You're good you were, I mean, never mind, you 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:22.400 were in a couple hundred Kevin Smith movies. But I 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.640 would say the high school version of you would be 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.880 very impressed by the twenty five year old version of you, 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.480 whereas I think the high school version of me would 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.560 be fucking gobsmacked. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.600 So true, like what so true? 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:42.280 Fucking like who fucking hell? First off, if the you know, 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.080 teenage versus high school version of me, And this is 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.480 all on brand because the four thirty movie is kind 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:48.079 of about that. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:48.960 So true. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:54.760 Now in theaters go to Fandango, New Contra ticket, fucking 0:02:54.840 --> 0:03:01.120 please the uh the the high school version of me. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.280 If he could fucking if we could fold time and 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.679 he could see the current version of me, if before 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.280 he encountered me, he encountered you, he would be like, 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.240 oh my god, I grew up to become a beautiful woman. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.320 He starts asking you a bunch of questions, like what 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.639 happened to our dick? How do we jerk off? Can 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.480 I take a picture of us right now? 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:27.000 Lord? 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:29.880 I always dreamed this would be the way I could 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.640 just look in a mirror and see a naked lady. 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:33.200 Now I am the naked lady. 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:38.360 Naked stop and then and I'd be like, the son, 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:42.640 that's my daughter. That's your daughter you're talking about. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.320 And you're calling yourself sonyah. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.880 As if I call anybody fucking up. I do call 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:50.560 people kids, so I probably but plural. I never do that. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:51.320 Solo. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.920 I'll call you kiddo, and that's about the only person 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:54.960 I'll call sometimes. 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:59.680 You call me kid singular really on the occasion, on 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.680 the name. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:04.640 At time, I'm looking at the making sure everything is recording. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.440 We lost a show yesterday, and I ain't done that 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.800 in a decade. I've been podcasting since two thousand and seven. Naturally, 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.760 sometimes you wind up losing this show, but you know, 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.800 fucking when it happens, you're hard fright because you're like, 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:19.120 it was all fucking for nothing, boo hoo hoo, even 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.480 though you had a good time and you're having your conversation. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:21.960 At the end of the day. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:23.719 At the end of the day, you're like, we got 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.960 down to fucking show for it, which is like pretty 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:29.360 much every conversation you really have ever in life, nothing 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.400 to show for it but a memory. But in this instance, 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.560 we were meant to have a fucking show and it 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:38.719 was but uh, fucking shit went out technically, So here 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:43.200 I am studying making sure both of these fucking things 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.080 are recording and ship. So if you see me look 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.719 away and I'm not like fucking bored of this fucking bitch, 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:49.920 I'm looking at and out. 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.279 You could have been a guy that would have gone, 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.280 we have a conversation that isn't. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:02.240 Recorded, bro, That's what happens. Though, like podcast it's so 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:07.440 fucking long that, like, you know, you do feel like, 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.880 why would we talk about this when we could like 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:13.000 this will make a great podcasts Every conversation should be 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.360 on Mike at this point. Talk to your mother. When 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.760 we were doing like plus one, which is podcast I 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.200 did with Jen my wife for like a while, it 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:28.040 was like, you know, we stopped having conversations because the podcast. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:32.200 So in any event, teenage me goes back meets you, 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:34.800 but then I fucking finally meet me. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:37.680 Right. 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.520 Let me tell you what teenage me would be like. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.560 My teenage me would be fascinated, I have a kid. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.479 Really, not like this is shocking because you thought that 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.919 the kid was you a second before, and then you 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.800 found out that that was actually your kid, and now 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:54.440 you're meeting you. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:58.000 Yes, because kid teenage me could never have put together 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.760 even if he was like fucking you know, fucking doctor 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:07.600 strange portal to him mocking my sling ring and being. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.320 But even if he did that, he would still be 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:17.240 like spellbound. He would first think you were him. Then 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.800 he would think, oh my god, I have a hot 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.320 older girlfriend. 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.400 Whoa Then I would step forward. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:29.800 Well now, then Jim would appear, and then he'd be like, oh, 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:35.400 her mother seems nice, which is true, she is your 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.800 mother you maybe often this seems nice thing, but he 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:42.320 would be accurate to say that's your mom. Then I 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:47.400 would be like, kid, let me disabuse you of all 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:53.560 these notions. That's your daughter, that's your wife. And he'd 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.520 be like, why did I marry such an old woman. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.640 I'd be like, what the fuck, bro, look at me. 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.600 Thank god mom doesn't listen to it. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.000 This is teenage me. But you know what, he would 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.200 never have said that out lot because he was healed well, 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:09.960 he's well healed death before would Momily would be like, 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:13.760 she'd give me the look, and she probably count. Like 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:14.680 when I was a kid, she'd be. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.640 Like, one, Momily did that. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.720 Oh the count, Bro, I lived. I am the man 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:22.840 I am today. You exist because of the count because 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.600 my mother raised me with a count. She never fucking struck. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.160 She never laid hands or anything like that, but she 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:30.280 was a raise. They've never never laid hands on me. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.320 She laid hands on other kids on the of the 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:37.160 school parking lot, fucking nuts. So they would have moms 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:41.880 come in, you know, periodically, like to be class moms, 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.360 and watched the kids on the parking lot in the 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.200 morning and at lunchtime. So that was where we went 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.320 and had gym if we weren't inside, like in the cafetorium, 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:55.200 which is a gymnasium and a cafeteria together. Yeah, it 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.520 was a small school. We would be out in a 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:02.440 parking lot, but all fucking pavement shit, like that's no grass. 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:06.160 So they needed to have monitors and teachers are taking 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:10.080 their fucking lunch, so moms would come in and volunteer 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:13.600 and watch the kids, you know, playing games and ship. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:22.160 Now mamily was known as Hurricane Smith, a true story. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:29.080 She had a reputation. Hurricanes had reputation, and she like, 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:33.439 she hit a couple of kids. To be fair, they 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.960 were bully boys, no girls. But she hit this one 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:41.800 kid who later on became a cop. I won't seem Yeah, 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.720 that was she fucking set him straight. She was like, 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.160 no crime and he was like, you know what, she 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:51.200 fucking that's strange woman who's not my family member hitting me. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.120 You gotta remember this in the seventies when like people 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.719 were smacking fucking kids and it wasn't child abuse, it 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:00.640 was discipline or whatever the fuck. So there was you 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:05.360 could smack your own kid, and you could get away 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:09.480 with smacking somebody else's kid, you know if the parents 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.640 were like, well, I guess they deserve you know, what 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.240 I'm saying, that's real fun. The irony is if anyone 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.520 smacked us, Momily would have fucking cut heads. But she 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.640 was on the parking I remember particularly, and there was 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.920 like one guy who was they're playing touch football in 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.480 their football and the one guy was being fucking tough 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.920 and my mom like game a warning, and then he 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.960 fucking toughed out again, like pushed a kid onto the 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:36.120 fucking ground. And Momily grabbed this twelve year old boy 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:40.200 and she was like mid thirties and fucking gave him 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.280 the shake in and put through him on the ground 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:44.560 next to thee the kid, and she was like, how 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:47.720 does that feel? And the nuns at the school were like, 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:53.839 missus Smith, we're good you. You don't need to keep 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.880 coming to watch the kids on the parking lot. The 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.800 kids would feel much safer if you weren't here. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:04.679 Just went home. That so Momily was just serving him 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:09.760 some justice, perhaps way too not perhaps certainly far with 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:11.160 far too much violence. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:14.320 She went too far, but so far that nowadays people 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:18.600 would be like, defund Mamaly, like that is it was 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:23.120 fucking called for, lady, But wow, it wasn't with like 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.400 oh that poor nice kid. It was with you know, 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.880 the bully kid. It was trying to be an asshole, 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:35.160 but kids, so twelve year old from seventy kid exactly 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.439 who's let me see, he's one year older than me, 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.320 so he'd be like fifty five. It is probably ready 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:40.720 to retire from police force and. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.200 Ship probably still traumatized. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.640 He's like, you know what, man, I you know, even 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.520 though his mom roughed me up when I was like twelve, 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:54.000 I'm happy for Kevin Smith. He seemed to go far. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.400 I'm you know, I'm gonna try out his latest podcast 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.600 and listen to that, see what it's like. Suddenly he's 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:04.440 just like fucking talking about me, talking about his mom 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.959 smacked me around, said that made me a cut. 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:07.760 Son of a bitch. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.000 And he re ups for like five more years because 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.319 it's like he'll be back in town. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:12.360 Oh shit. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.320 And when he's back in town, I'm gonna fucking ride 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.120 his ass with justice. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.360 O lord. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.400 And I got to pay for Momily's crimes, and sure, oh. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:24.800 Momily, maybe that's why I feel like I have to 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:29.240 always stand up for justice, you know. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:30.520 Because it's in your blood. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:35.440 Speak out against injustice. Because Momily, Momily, I didn't even 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.960 know but Momiley was paving the way. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:42.080 Momily had a fierce sense of justice. Momily we were 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:46.280 a lower lower, lower, lower, lower, middle class fan Momily 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:50.439 does not like me to say, and very blue collar 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:55.240 and you know, very fucking you know, hey, man, you'll 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.840 work and you'll die, and you have a job just 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.040 so you can pay for the things you love, your 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.440 family and stuff like that. It's never any sort of 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.960 like careerism where it was like, oh, what do you 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.720 want it? Or dreams like what do you want to 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:12.400 be when you grow up? And ship like that. So 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:16.680 she was like pragmatic as fucking whatnot. And that whole 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:21.520 era of raising kids was you know, I'm not to 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:27.840 say they didn't like us, but like it's oh no, 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:29.360 oh no. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.240 Oh no, no no. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:37.000 That's not you can't be doing that wacky. She's like, 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:41.480 my arch nemesis is here. Waky I didn't get a 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:46.599 bit away walky oh wucky, No stand by, kids to 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:50.320 take hold the dogs before this becomes a problem. The 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:55.680 dogs have been seen to. The four thirty movie Kids 0:12:55.920 --> 0:13:00.439 opens this weekend. It's open right now. Go to fandango 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.960 dot com. You can find it playing and select theaters 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:07.320 near you and This is a movie that I shot 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.720 at the movie theater that I bought with my friends 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.360 a couple of years ago, movie theater I grew up 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.400 going to when I was a kid, movie theater my 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.720 dad took me to when I was a kid and stuff. 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:21.160 And it's you know, based on. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:28.719 Like childhood memories, adolescent memories. The movie is not about me. 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:31.880 Kind of is. 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:34.720 It's nice? 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:36.440 It is, No, it's good. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.280 It is as much as Clerks was about me. You 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:39.880 know what I'm saying. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:40.319 It was. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.480 Well, let's say the movie is a fictionalized to take 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:50.199 an alternate reality version of me. Because the character's main 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.720 character's name is Brian David. That was the name that 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.280 my parents were gonna give me. That the whole time 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.760 I was in utero. They were like, all little Brian David, 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.680 All little Brian David, Old little Brian David. I lost 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:09.000 one before you and one after. She really stays ghost siblings. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:13.920 What were they boy girl little I'll never know? So, uh, 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:18.640 they changed their minds once I was born, and not 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.840 because like, you don't look like a Brian David, but 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:24.280 because there was another Brian David born the day before 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.560 for that day in the hospital. So he was in 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.480 the nursery and they're like, well, what if they get 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:33.280 the babies mixed up? So they pivoted and I wound 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:37.800 up being Kevin Patrick. So calling the character Brian David, 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.520 even though it's like set in the town I grew 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.280 up in the movie theater I grew up going to. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.840 And everybody's name is pretty much the same. 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.360 No, the main character Brian David, and he hangs out 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:52.480 with his friends Bernie and Bell's I hung out with 0:14:52.560 --> 0:15:02.080 my childhood friends Ernie and so it's you know, it's 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.680 very it's it's very I've seen a review or two 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.880 with it like, oh, it's kind of like the fablements 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.560 of the Spielberg movie that he made about I. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:12.280 You know, I flattered. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.840 Of course, he's a great filmmaker, one of our best. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:19.400 But I always inspired who so are you? Thank you? 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:25.840 Right there with Spielberg's a Smith's kid. But the uh, 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:30.600 the oh shit, what was I gonna say? Oh, it's more. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.600 I really owe a debt, bigger debt to Paul Thomas 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:37.360 Anderson because it was when I saw licorice Pizza, his 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:41.080 peon to his youth growing up in the valley, that 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:44.280 I was like Oh, that's fucking nifty, Like, that's sweet. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.040 There's a history of older filmmakers kind of looking back 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.680 and stuff like that. But the great irony there is 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:53.920 that when I was a kid nineteen ninety nine, Magnolia 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:57.359 is out at the same time as dog and Magnolia's 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:01.000 got like Oscar buzz and Dogma did. And so somebody 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:04.640 on like the message board was like, you know, I 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.480 was talking about getting oscar screens, and somebody was like, hey, 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.800 you get the Oscar screener for Magnolia. And I could 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.200 have just easily ignored that, but instead I went out 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.880 of my way to answer it. Yes, like like a 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.480 young jackass I was, and I'm not young. I was 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:24.880 like twenty nine. I wrote, uh, yeah, I have Magnolia, 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:28.600 and I keep it on my desk as a constant 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:36.440 reminder of what bloated self indulgence looks like. Oh, periodically 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.200 the Internet of my face. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:42.880 Yeah bad, I know. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.120 And what's really bad is I like, I wound up 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.880 loving Magnolia, but at the time I was so like 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.359 by it, and I was patty. I was baby filmmaker, 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.160 maybe enough, though I was four films in I should 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:59.400 have known better. Such an adolescent in my like you know, 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.840 I was. My lessons was frozen at age twenty fucking 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:07.159 two twenty three, and so you know, I've been in 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.280 a world of I mean, I was just nasshole. Like 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.720 I sometimes I hate young Kevin Smith. I hate watching 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.000 interviews with him because he's like, hey, man, I can't 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:19.840 be bothered to answer this question. Life is so hard 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.639 in the nineties when you know you're part of the 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.960 pop cultural irond script. 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.760 Like, he's so really evil. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.840 I hate it. I hate it so much because current 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.359 is like hate kids, King of the over Cell. But 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:38.439 fucking young Kevin Smith was the under like underselling to 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.480 the point of, like, I mean, I can't be bothered 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:45.040 to talk about clerks, man, it just hurts too much 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:51.719 to open my mouth. I'm just so slacking, bro, I 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:57.480 got an indie filmmaker, douche, total douche, perm douche. My 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:02.800 good I I I you know, carry that like fucking 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:04.800 herpes for the rest of my life. That fucking thing 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.399 I said about Paul Thomas Anderson and Magnolia because the 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:14.800 Internet never forgets. And uh yet years later, like it 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.520 was after I saw Liquor's Pizza, I was like I'm 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.480 gonna go back and rewatch fucking Magnolia. And I loved it, 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.119 you know, I capt to it online. I was like, 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:26.000 you know, this is awkward, but uh movie and it's 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:29.160 a really great movie. And you know, I've met Paul 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.040 a couple of times in real life. He's always been 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.760 like super sweet rather than being like, I love Kevin. 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:38.560 I saw what you said on your message board, no. 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.399 Doubt, But I mean he was smart. He just waited 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.399 that one out. He wasn't like a big social media 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:44.600 guy like I was. I was online since like nineteen 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:47.439 ninety seven, post and shit, like before when people were 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:51.040 still on dialogue. He was busy making great movies. I was, 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:54.600 you know, just making movies, but spending a lot of time. 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.800 Online responding in petty waste. 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:03.480 Oh I hate young Kevin Spence sometimes. But you know what, Bro, 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.520 I hate to tell you you were alive. I know, Bro, 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:10.720 I was that guy was somebody's dad. You should have 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:12.600 been taking care of a baby. But he was like, 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:18.160 dear Internet, I'm glad you feel snubbed. So fuck Pta. 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:24.440 I'm fucking glad you said it because I was thinking, hey, 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:25.920 well you were doing. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.360 That because I'm an entertainer. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:29.440 There were two. 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:33.840 Babies in our house at that. Because I'm an entertainer, 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:37.479 my development has been arrested, and I've grown at a 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:41.280 slower curve than most in terms of like, oh that's 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:48.680 what that means. Oh no, Paul Thomas Anderson, man, like. 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:49.800 I think that's why we're friends. 0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:55.400 Why because because I'm young, because I'm immature. You may 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:59.520 be we may now be of equal maturity level like 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:02.800 you at twenty five, and I'm probably so. You think 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.520 you have the edge, Bro, You don't know from the 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:08.439 real world, son, don't let don't make me unpack my 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:11.080 fucking leg in the eighties and nineties. 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:14.080 Bag, Oh god, I come from the real. 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:16.880 World where motherfucker had to walk beyond a cash register 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:17.800 in a convenience store. 0:20:17.840 --> 0:20:20.720 You're being to get off my lawn, guy, yeah, right now. 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:22.680 And you know, I hate to say this, but like, 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.760 as a middle aged white man, I feel I haven't 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:30.080 gotten my do Oh god, I don't get talked about 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:36.280 nothing ever thinks of me. Paul Thomas Sanderson though, to 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:40.439 put a nice little bow on that, so ironically, I like, 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:42.679 and people are writing nice things about this movie for 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:45.440 a change. People are going like that's his best movie 0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:47.280 in years and shirt, and I'm like, oh, I owe 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:51.359 that to the guy who I was once like my 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:54.080 dusk mon and it hurts me. 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:55.640 Oh my god. 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:59.800 I remember running into him and to bring a point 0:20:59.880 --> 0:21:05.760 to Garantino fucking again. Before you were in Once upon 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:10.320 a Time in Hollywood, this was around the time. Oh fuck, bro, 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.640 this is going back to like Sean of the Debt, 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:15.280 which I think is like celebrating it. It is fifth 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:21.480 twentieth twentieth verse. I think maybe more yeah, because Clerk's. 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:22.480 Started maybe twenty. 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:26.359 No, it didn't happen the same year as Clerk. Happened 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:29.920 like two years later. Because more than that, because Edgar 0:21:30.119 --> 0:21:32.679 and Simon went to a Q and A that I 0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:36.720 did in London for Chasing Amy in nineteen ninety six 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:38.920 and they were just starting to work on Space at 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:42.160 that point TV show. That kind of led to Sean 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:44.160 of the Debt. But any event, Quentin is like, I'm 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:47.160 having a screen hanging hand and screening this band new 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:49.320 movie house Man, and I'm like, fuck, yeah, let's go, 0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:52.920 so Jennifer and go see it. That's why I don't 0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:55.639 return my call, Yes, why bro? 0:21:56.160 --> 0:21:56.480 As well? 0:21:56.680 --> 0:21:58.280 I would love to hear is Kevin Smith and Bresh 0:21:58.359 --> 0:21:58.880 Oh my god. 0:21:59.080 --> 0:21:59.359 Same. 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:02.320 So we go to the. 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:05.440 Movies and at his place and it's like Hollywood cool. 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:07.400 It's like just a bunch of people hanging out. It's 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:09.360 like the barbecues we used to do, but they're all 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:13.080 like cinema people ship and him and Paul Thomas Anderson 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:15.200 were there, and there's like the first people I encounter 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:17.320 when I come in. Naturally, I encounter him. It's his house, 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:19.720 but he's sitting there smoking a joint. Paul Thomas Anderson. 0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:21.639 And this is before I'm a stoner. 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:22.280 Oh wow. 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:25.920