Speaker 1: That welcome back. It's too beardless, dickless me. I'm Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2: And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: Don't take much.
Speaker 3: Make funny mouth?
Speaker 4: Do you remember? Remember?
Speaker 1: But out his mouth? Now I understand you.
Speaker 4: It's not a thing from SpongeBob, which one when he's like,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: About doing a funny animal voice and your grandmother's and
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somewhere Grandma.
Speaker 1: Crease with me when I saw her when I was
Speaker 1: there last week she was her in Virginia. We're both
Speaker 1: talking about how to listening to the show, and my
Speaker 1: mom was just like, oh, I love it when she
Speaker 1: does the animal voices.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, when I should.
Speaker 1: That's what. You want to get something for your grandmother
Speaker 1: for Christmas? Do an entire radio play? You could do it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you expecting it. She'll be like if
Speaker 1: you get her a fucking sweater or gift certificate, she's
Speaker 1: gonna be like I thought.
Speaker 4: Oh, I had a whole cartoon coming.
Speaker 3: I was looking for a.
Speaker 1: One woman show. You could either take, like, you know,
Speaker 1: an old script like fucking Medea, not Tyler Perry's media.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: I will never forget about that.
Speaker 5: That's actually so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You could take our town, bro, and while there's our
Speaker 1: town to do. All of the characters in your cat
Speaker 1: voices and that's a really sad place in the cat voices,
Speaker 1: like George and Emily dud And they live in this
Speaker 1: funeral because when people the living don't care much about
Speaker 1: the dead, don't care much about the living moment, our
Speaker 1: towns are very depressing.
Speaker 5: Show why am I holding.
Speaker 4: Dramatically like, no, I'll do the Crucible.
Speaker 1: It's right there the whole time. Oh my god, So
Speaker 1: do John Proctor as.
Speaker 4: More night woman?
Speaker 3: Yes, give me, give me night, give me name.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the who's the villain in the Crucible?
Speaker 1: Who's like the Darth Vader of the Crucible. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: be the first person expression was there like a which finder? General? Motherfucker?
Speaker 4: Like somebody that it wasn't it wasn't not John Proctor?
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, he's the guy. Get me.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what.
Speaker 1: You were that guy. I often confuse it too with
Speaker 1: the Scarlet letter. Yeah, where the heroine of that is
Speaker 1: a heroine as a lady is the lead. But in
Speaker 1: the other in the Crucible, it's that whiny prick John Proctor,
Speaker 1: and give me my name. Although you know what, that
Speaker 1: fucking play might be more like we're not more but
Speaker 1: relevant now in the age of like cancel culture, he
Speaker 1: could be like the fucking they literally Hatron Saint of
Speaker 1: canceled culture.
Speaker 2: They literally canceled him, they.
Speaker 1: Did, and it was ultimately it wasn't like they canceled
Speaker 1: his fucking life. They canceled his fucking reputation. That's what
Speaker 1: he's mad.
Speaker 4: But give me back my nrme man literally and then
Speaker 4: he dies culture.
Speaker 6: It's your fucking show.
Speaker 1: You played the lead. What do you know? Please do?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, at least they tell you that much
Speaker 1: in school.
Speaker 3: You don't know something, look it up.
Speaker 4: I think that's why.
Speaker 1: Look it up? Okay, So why are you talking?
Speaker 4: I can't I can't things?
Speaker 3: Is that what's going on?
Speaker 1: John Proctor? For those who are like what the fuck again?
Speaker 1: And most people in the other it's like.
Speaker 4: We know, bro, oh my gosh, our cover art should
Speaker 4: have been that picture of me crying from the crucible
Speaker 4: our podcast post.
Speaker 1: You mean the picture of you and and Olivia afterwards.
Speaker 1: That'll be a T shirt when we start making t shirts.
Speaker 1: That's going on the T shirt give Me Back my Name?
Speaker 4: We really got to do that.
Speaker 1: I like that. Would you wear it? Though? See, that's
Speaker 1: that's when you become.
Speaker 6: I don't wear bullshit.
Speaker 1: You can't expect somebody to wear a give me back
Speaker 1: my Name woman unless you're willing to wear yourself and
Speaker 1: they see you at some sort of red carpet influencer
Speaker 1: event wearing your T shirt.
Speaker 4: No rock b I mustn't. I should have known, because
Speaker 4: I do remember working myself up for the emotional ending
Speaker 4: of the Crucible. As for my performance, you like letting
Speaker 4: people slap you and ship. I was listening to the
Speaker 4: saddest my chemical romance songs, which one I think I.
Speaker 5: Will care me?
Speaker 4: No, I'd listened to like them, something like that, I'm
Speaker 4: not what is it?
Speaker 1: I'm not Okay, that's.
Speaker 4: Not a sad song. There's some tragic songs.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which have you got in your MCR ticket chat?
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, could you reach.
Speaker 1: Lloyd and your father for access? Is your right away please?
Speaker 1: As Ashley, my co owner in the theater, has already
Speaker 1: bought her tickets. Oh she has an extra one. She says,
Speaker 1: like you know, She's like, it's right around your birthday
Speaker 1: next year. So if you know of anybody, I was like,
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Speaker 2: My gosh.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: A lot of people want to see him in their
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where they're from.
Speaker 1: The trailer for the tour is very dramatic. It's yes.
Speaker 1: I was at first, I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, all right, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. What folks, if you listen to the show,
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Speaker 1: Because right now I'm about to pan over show the
Speaker 1: folks at home. What is sitting adjacent to Harley Quinn?
Speaker 1: Now you can tell them what it is.
Speaker 4: My dad mysteriously asked for me to bring over my
Speaker 4: record player today and I'm about to see why.
Speaker 1: Right right now, we got a record player in the
Speaker 1: hissy and that's because you're the a You're the only
Speaker 1: person I know with the record player, and it's one
Speaker 1: of those like it's not no.
Speaker 4: I'm sure uncle has a record player.
Speaker 1: Malcolm got rid of a lot of his records and stuff. Really,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not fair. I know people with here,
Speaker 1: let me rephrase, I know a lot of people with
Speaker 1: record players. The only one I know with a portable, yeah,
Speaker 1: the only one who you like, you bought it at like.
Speaker 2: A like on Amazon.
Speaker 1: It's a Victrola brand, but it's like a record player
Speaker 1: and a CD player and a radio, you know, and
Speaker 1: then and it's made of plastic, so under one hundred bucks,
Speaker 1: right max?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe two hundred yeah, I think the two max.
Speaker 1: But you know, and it's for somebody who's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I like, I like the idea of records, but not
Speaker 1: somebody who's like, I have a fucking five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: needle on my quadrupon man, Like you gotta step back,
Speaker 1: Like I know people like that who spend five ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars on a record needle.
Speaker 4: So the just the needle, the needle, like the needle.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So that's people who take records seriously so
Speaker 1: I know those guys. I would never in a million
Speaker 1: years be like, hey, man, can you bring your record
Speaker 1: player over? But this one that I've seen in your house?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're telling me I have a piece.
Speaker 1: Of shit record shit, but just saying like, because they're
Speaker 1: gonna hear sound, I'm setting things up.
Speaker 5: Okay, this ain't.
Speaker 1: Gonna sound like in their head they're like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna hear some fucking rich melodic You're gonna hear some
Speaker 1: ship coming off like an AM radio, especially because it's
Speaker 1: coming off mics that aren't even jack so true, but
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Speaker 1: Now you think would you wear that shirt? Because if
Speaker 1: you wear it, then we sell a lot. But if
Speaker 1: you're not willing to wear it, then they're like, look,
Speaker 1: she's willing to wear Jack fucking Skelington, like Disney needs
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Speaker 1: people see it and they're like, dick, lit, I want
Speaker 1: that shirt.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, I would if I feel like there's
Speaker 4: much more of a likelihood of me wearing that shirt
Speaker 4: than the other one.
Speaker 2: I already forgot what it was.
Speaker 1: The shirt of you as crying John Proctor. That is
Speaker 1: so punk rock like the way I see it, it looks
Speaker 1: like the original. No, no, no, Steve.
Speaker 4: Dave is going to look you said, if it was
Speaker 4: just the if it was just the I can't even say.
Speaker 4: It's just a photo of me crying, yeah, with no text,
Speaker 4: then yes, okay.
Speaker 1: But we split the difference on the shirt. Just the
Speaker 1: photo of you crying, Olivia advis that is mysterious, like
Speaker 1: this is teaking and Sarah thing. No, it's just the
Speaker 1: picture of you crying as fucking John Proctor on the
Speaker 1: back in small print, not huge. Give me back my name,
Speaker 1: Kamma woman. Okay, I asked you to bring the record
Speaker 1: player for a good reason.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: For many episodes now we have been speaking about or
Speaker 1: I've been imitating one of the biggest vocal stars. That's right,
Speaker 1: the great father Dave. Now, perhaps last episode, perhaps the
Speaker 1: episode before we were speaking.
Speaker 4: About.
Speaker 1: We were speaking about Father Dave's record that he once
Speaker 1: gave out to the parishioners with a song in my Heart,
Speaker 1: which I described as him leaning on a fireplace and
Speaker 1: casual in his German shepherds were around him and God,
Speaker 1: Chris Davis, you know, of course, said Heather and and
Speaker 1: other Harley. Chris Davis sends me a link to the
Speaker 1: record on eBay and he goes, is this what you
Speaker 1: were talking about? And it was like a fucking like
Speaker 1: a pure I've never done Heroin, but this is what
Speaker 1: I imagine Heroin feel like. If Heroin was made of nostalgia.
Speaker 1: I remembered everything about it right, except there are no
Speaker 1: German shepherds on it. Please he ordered it.
Speaker 5: Let me see this.
Speaker 1: Now, and he sent it.
Speaker 7: And here it is is that.
Speaker 4: Look at that is an insane His.
Speaker 1: Act's name is Father Dave, but no caller.
Speaker 4: To be honest by your cover. I just had an
Speaker 4: image like that. I would make it my bans come.
Speaker 1: This should also be the beardless stickless T shirt. He's
Speaker 1: gonna come after us. I think he's gone. Even if
Speaker 1: he wasn't, like you know, I'd be like, hey man,
Speaker 1: forgive me, and you'd be like, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Got him, job, he got.
Speaker 4: Wait, we gotta we actually have to put this on
Speaker 4: a shirt.
Speaker 5: I'd wear that shirts so hard.
Speaker 4: I'd wear that shirt.
Speaker 1: So do you understand that would really fuck with like
Speaker 1: my head in the time loop way where I'm like,
Speaker 1: your father Dave is current, he's happening, Father Dave is trending. Wait,
Speaker 1: father Dave is an influencer.
Speaker 4: I need this. I need a baby.
Speaker 3: Tea with a song in my heart.
Speaker 4: And Father Dave, I would like a little bow on
Speaker 4: the collar. This is a whole. This is a whole.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 1: I just want to point out I was right, there
Speaker 1: is a stocking. He is by a fireplace, no German shepherds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I complained that because there was a photo that
Speaker 1: he had sent on a Christmas card that my grandmother
Speaker 1: had hanging up in her house where it was him
Speaker 1: and his German shepherds, and a similar kind of I'm
Speaker 1: by the fireplace, Father da the place. Father Dave was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, Catholic priests. I don't know if it's the
Speaker 1: same anymore, but like they got paid, they weren't doing
Speaker 1: it for free. It wasn't like no it's like the Sisters,
Speaker 1: the Franciscan Nuns, the Sisters the Infant Jesus. One of
Speaker 1: their vows was poverty, right, so they were like fucking
Speaker 1: like had no money, weren't allowed to have money, and
Speaker 1: beg literally go like, hey, what are you throwing out
Speaker 1: at a store?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Now, father Dave was part of the Catholic church, and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, we'll take care of the poor sometimes,
Speaker 1: but we're not being poor, Like I gave up sacks
Speaker 1: for live. Fuck you pay me and they got paid handsomely.
Speaker 1: So he has no wife, no dependence, no kid. Oh
Speaker 1: you were German shepherds. And I believe he came from
Speaker 1: money to begin with, because back in the day that
Speaker 1: was the way, like the rich kids became priests and
Speaker 1: shit like that because their mom's pressure me into or
Speaker 1: their grandmoms and shit like that. Sometimes they're dad's mostly
Speaker 1: was a mom thing. So he had money, money enough
Speaker 1: to be like I'm gonna cut a record and give
Speaker 1: it out. He didn't sell.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like I had to go just give it out.
Speaker 1: It was a gift like here on the back.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It says to all who encouraged me and to all
Speaker 1: who have helped me, helped to produce this album. I'm
Speaker 1: sincerely grateful. Please accept this Christmas gift as a token
Speaker 1: of our lasting friendship. Oh my god, Father.
Speaker 4: Dave, that's beautiful, I mean beautifully, said Father Dave.
Speaker 1: Taser to share records in Middlesex, New Jersey's where we
Speaker 1: recorded it. Now there are here are the musicians list, ready,
Speaker 1: Reverend g Delzel that is vocals. That's Father Dave.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's father Dad.
Speaker 1: Then he's got basically he's back. He is leading a
Speaker 1: three piece combo. That's it. You're only gonna hear three
Speaker 1: instruments at work here? Okay, what three do you think
Speaker 1: they are?
Speaker 2: That's actually because.
Speaker 1: You're a musician, this is what you do. You want
Speaker 1: to call it fucking nick and get the answer from.
Speaker 4: Your all right, good?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 4: Two more to go drums?
Speaker 1: Nice nice, Paul, all right, that's two. What is the
Speaker 1: third instrument? Would you like to use your what is
Speaker 1: it called fucking helpline or whatever the fuck? And who
Speaker 1: wants to be a millionaire? Would you like to use
Speaker 1: your lifeline.
Speaker 4: Called a double bass?
Speaker 1: Judges, will we accept double bass? Judges say the answer
Speaker 1: is bass? You win? Really three piece band behind the piano,
Speaker 1: bass and drums, where's the guitar?
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 1: But it was like, rhythm, that's for Satan. I was,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing rhythm. That's Elvis. Elvis, that's Satan.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, these.
Speaker 1: Are the songs you're gonna hear, and I'm gonna havend
Speaker 1: this to so you can examine it yourself, because it's
Speaker 1: a fucking relic of a time that is never coming back,
Speaker 1: you know what. They're not making any more of this.
Speaker 1: So first off, thank you Chris Davis for securing it
Speaker 1: for real. Thank you to the motherfucker who's like, I'll
Speaker 1: put it on e Bay?
Speaker 4: Who sold?
Speaker 5: How much was it?
Speaker 1: That's almost like I went to buy it, but he
Speaker 1: had bought it out from under me. It was so
Speaker 1: sweet because I really wanted to know who are you
Speaker 1: because they had to be from my parents.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it'd be.
Speaker 1: Amazing if it was mamily. She's like, and she was like,
Speaker 1: we got four dollars and fifty cents this much joy
Speaker 1: for under ten dollars easily.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy because in terms of sentiment of value.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't get that close to the father date record.
Speaker 1: Well, you will have to hear this fucking set, liss bitch. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna drop a hot fucking ten tracks. Do you
Speaker 1: have ten on your new album that you're gonna be
Speaker 1: dropping this year?
Speaker 5: Don't?
Speaker 1: Oh, then you ain't rolling My father Dave with a
Speaker 1: song in my Heart?
Speaker 4: Okay? Are they originals or are they covers?
Speaker 5: Well, because now excuse me.
Speaker 1: Father Dave did not rock a single original. It's all covered. Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you think he's gonna write a song about
Speaker 1: like I gave up sex now I don't fuck and
Speaker 1: it was a mistake? Like is that song about you?
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I just make my songs up. Song,
Speaker 1: I've got German Shepherds and I'm recording an album of
Speaker 1: my own. Are you sure the songs? Your songs come.
Speaker 5: Just ideas I pick up on.
Speaker 1: I doubt that Jesus is real?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 4: Was that you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, I swear that's that's.
Speaker 1: Not just you know. It's like, hey, man, who's the
Speaker 1: character in American Pie? Is he real?
Speaker 3: Wish I could have sex?
Speaker 1: Here are the tracks? Side one.
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm not ready, You're not, You're not.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. Side one leans heavily
Speaker 1: toward the holidays. It works.
Speaker 5: Is it not a Christmas album?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it depends.
Speaker 5: Is it not a Christmas album?
Speaker 1: You see a Christmas album? Me, I see a love
Speaker 1: making soundtrack right here?
Speaker 5: What the fun?
Speaker 1: Well? The first track puts it on front Street. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh come oh ye, faithful Father Dave laying it down.
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 1: I am fifty four? But he italicized and bolded the word.
Speaker 5: Come let me see, let me see.
Speaker 1: He didn't shut That's what a comedy record would have done.
Speaker 1: It's Father Dave ship Oh my God. Track two, Oh
Speaker 1: Holy Night a banger.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's Nana's favorite song.
Speaker 1: Well, Nana's gonna have it redefined when she hears Father Dave.
Speaker 4: Oh my God, drop that track.
Speaker 1: We're gonna you know, honestly, this ain't one episode. This
Speaker 1: is gonna be like a It should be.
Speaker 4: One every episode.
Speaker 1: Ten where we go by song.
Speaker 4: I think we should go song by song.
Speaker 1: People are like, I stopped listening to your show when
Speaker 1: you guys found that rabbit hole of that old dead priest.
Speaker 1: It was funny when you guys are talking each other,
Speaker 1: But then he just really took one episode and listened
Speaker 1: to one song of an old Dead Priest and like
Speaker 1: you really treated it too seriously. I just lost interested
Speaker 1: to be the stick of speed.
Speaker 5: When people ask what it's about. What this show is about?
Speaker 1: Like, it used to be about a father and a
Speaker 1: daughter and having fun, but then it became about this
Speaker 1: Old Dead Priest.
Speaker 4: Album.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a Stephen King novella. Now we're
Speaker 1: trapped in this haunted circle with a record that came
Speaker 1: from I don't know, maybe Hell. It's got a deceptive
Speaker 1: priest on the cover, but I think this record trapped
Speaker 1: them in Hell. And the more it goes around and
Speaker 1: round and spins, the grooves represent the different levels of it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh Holy Night?
Speaker 1: Is the second one track? Three Silent Night?
Speaker 2: He's got both.
Speaker 1: Of course he's got all the nights, of course. Uh
Speaker 1: Number four O little Town of Bethlehem.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know if I'm.
Speaker 1: Little town up? How still we see the lie?
Speaker 4: Is it a Christmas one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And a church like choir song? Number five Ave Maria, Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's I gotta hear that one first time.
Speaker 1: When you hear it, you will never hear I have.
Speaker 4: To hear that familiar with Yes, yes, I am.
Speaker 1: Side to Now we get a little secular. Is where
Speaker 1: he gets sexy. This is where he takes off the collar,
Speaker 1: loosens the collar, his hair on his chest. I'm still
Speaker 1: holding it up. If you're watching at home, you've been
Speaker 1: staring at me holding up this record time.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to have this on a shirt like,
Speaker 4: I'm not joking, wait.
Speaker 1: To have it on a shirt.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you're gonna be like tonight puff and you
Speaker 1: drop the needle and be like, let's dance.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad that you said dance because with you,
Speaker 4: you never know.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be and Mom, we're gonna like roll up
Speaker 1: on your house and watch from the bushes, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna see you guys slow dancing through your wind. Father
Speaker 1: because your boys, so a lot of this music is
Speaker 1: gonna head home with him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you.
Speaker 1: Spin it, he'll be like, you know what, he's right,
Speaker 1: Ave Marine all fucking day A side to My Way.
Speaker 5: Okay. The fact that Father Dave did the same cover
Speaker 5: sub Vicious.
Speaker 4: No doubt he's honestly fired.
Speaker 1: It's just as ironically that's number two side to the
Speaker 1: second track is the titular track with a song in.
Speaker 2: My Father Dave.
Speaker 1: He is not the titular album. Sorry father. He named
Speaker 1: the whole song after himself, Father say so. It is.
Speaker 1: Also it's a rock opera. Good I thank you. I
Speaker 1: like that. You think that I could do Father Dave.
Speaker 1: But wait until you hear Father Dave. Then you'll never
Speaker 1: accept my pale imitation ever again. You'll be like bro
Speaker 1: Father Dave. Serious pipes. He sings from the diaphra.
Speaker 4: We actually have to start on the second side, unless
Speaker 4: it's Ave Maria, because we should say the others for
Speaker 4: christ towards the Christmas season.
Speaker 1: Number three never walk alone. It's a it's an emotional
Speaker 1: song usually if you're a big funeral song, and you'll
Speaker 1: know walk.
Speaker 3: Number four.
Speaker 1: Camelot's Impossible Dream, to dream, the impossible dream, Oh my god. Five,
Speaker 1: This is where shit gets emotional. This is where you
Speaker 1: can tell why he wound up in the priesthood. Oh
Speaker 1: wonderful mother of mine. You know all the words too,
Speaker 1: because it was your favorite song as a kid that
Speaker 1: you would perform at school play school play. At your school,
Speaker 1: they bring it out and once again everyone's favorite holiday
Speaker 1: class quin Smith singing her rendition of Wonderful Mother of Mine.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 1: Here. I'll let you touch the album cover with your
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You can examine it, see that
Speaker 1: it's real. To help me, as the magician, tell the
Speaker 1: audience what you see is actually what it is.
Speaker 4: Wow, oh my god. Engineered and mixed by Randy Robinson
Speaker 4: Double R.
Speaker 1: He was the king addition to Double R. That all
Speaker 1: these people are probably.
Speaker 4: Dead, even even Phyllis Bonau.
Speaker 1: Something tells me, if you're the lady working on some
Speaker 1: priest's homemade pressed album, you're definitely did which side do
Speaker 1: we want to go with?
Speaker 5: I would like to hear look at all.
Speaker 1: The static, look at all this like there's so much fucking.
Speaker 4: Alven Maria is on side one. It is the last track,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 1: Put the needle on the record, Put the needle on
Speaker 1: the record, put the reading and the drum beat goes
Speaker 1: like this, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, it seems it's not moving yet.
Speaker 4: Now it's moving.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow. Don't just drop it like that, like
Speaker 1: you want to go to the last take.
Speaker 4: You said you want to go, yeah, the last song?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I forgot, it's in the middle. I mean
Speaker 4: us my record.
Speaker 1: Turn up.
Speaker 7: This gentleman Father Day more, I can crank that.
Speaker 5: That's as loud as he.
Speaker 6: Goes, busting eye tie fuck rolling as ours.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's been a while since I used that lever
Speaker 1: on a record player. I can't listen to all of that?
Speaker 5: Wait, what think about the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I was gubing?
Speaker 1: Were you really? So? What do you as a professional?
Speaker 1: What do you think of the voice of Father Dave?
Speaker 4: All right, here's my honest opinion.
Speaker 1: I turned it off because we're gonna drop it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going back.
Speaker 2: We're going back.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe not, that's my face.
Speaker 4: Actually, No, I want to hear my way, don't you Yeah,
Speaker 4: I want to hear my way.
Speaker 2: Here we are.
Speaker 4: I honestly think, obviously, fire, you're just as good as
Speaker 4: Father did.
Speaker 1: Seriously, I could drop a Father Day record like it's hot.
Speaker 4: No, honestly, like I thought it was gonna be, you're
Speaker 4: you're just.
Speaker 1: As pretty close. But he knows how to breathe.
Speaker 2: From his diaphragm, say better, trope.
Speaker 1: Trope like a pro and stuff you're supposed to sing from,
Speaker 1: like your gut and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Here I got you, yeah, please.
Speaker 1: Here, I thought you was a music You we're gonna
Speaker 1: be like instead, you're like his when.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, oh yeah, oh that is class.
Speaker 2: Me dropping it.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Oh, let's sucking go. Please let it
Speaker 4: be the same version of subvision.
Speaker 2: Panel Curtais.
Speaker 4: Do you hear that bass in the background?
Speaker 1: Sweet face? All right, so he's keeping it tame, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's you can hear that little jazzy bass popping through.
Speaker 1: I was surprised by that.
Speaker 4: Surprise is.
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: I wish he had talked that part through.
Speaker 4: M Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 1: They should have mixed him up. He's buried by that
Speaker 1: fucking band. I'm waiting for the big finish, breaking dame.
Speaker 1: Fuck now I feel it. Oh I got it.
Speaker 5: You're scary yet, fuck you?
Speaker 3: I sped the funk out.
Speaker 1: Oh now he's bringing it down. He's like, I ain't
Speaker 1: done yet, so we'll go back. We're in the valley
Speaker 1: right now, but you know he's going back.
Speaker 5: It's gonna get so hard in a minute.
Speaker 1: No doubt. Kids, unbuckle your pants, take your shirt off,
Speaker 1: because it's about to get wild, fuck wild. His father
Speaker 1: Day brings it to a close his way.
Speaker 4: Our producer is like, are you.
Speaker 5: Looking kidding me?
Speaker 1: It's all him. It's by himself. Here he comes, bring
Speaker 1: it hard, bring you Dave? Oh come on, man, he
Speaker 1: did it his way?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the other Dave.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 1: Wait what's after this one? What's the track after this?
Speaker 1: Don't look at look at the album cover. What a
Speaker 1: rag amager?
Speaker 6: Hey, looking at your speeding wrecking?
Speaker 4: But with the song in my heart?
Speaker 1: All right, so let's let's let let's hear what that
Speaker 1: begins because that's the title track.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so true.
Speaker 1: My I am completely unfamiliar with this song.
Speaker 4: I can't say I know it. In the street, I'm like,
Speaker 4: bring it back to my way.
Speaker 5: I'll hear that again.
Speaker 1: So you know why I don't believe this?
Speaker 4: Why no disrespect the mother day?
Speaker 5: But that's not.
Speaker 1: Because it's kind of a love song and he's you
Speaker 1: know what, you don't know about fucking that he was
Speaker 1: he was a priest, but he knew that his own way.
Speaker 1: No man with a song in my heart, it's about
Speaker 1: like beating some broad ship. So he was just going
Speaker 1: through the motions. He don't know, he don't know the
Speaker 1: feelings on that one.
Speaker 5: My way you felt my way, You fucking felt that.
Speaker 1: So what is after that one?
Speaker 4: Never walk alone.
Speaker 2: My way was powerful. I wish there was.
Speaker 1: Never walk alone ends fire.
Speaker 2: If I remember correct, really.
Speaker 1: See that expert drop that was good, could have been
Speaker 1: a DJ man god as exactly as I remember.
Speaker 4: Yours sounds better. Think I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: What the exact wrong way with the lever? You couldn't
Speaker 1: have gone you It's a fifty to fifty option. For
Speaker 1: some reason, you pressed it down. I was like, she
Speaker 1: really wants to groove into this record.
Speaker 5: What is giving me anxiety?
Speaker 1: It really it's pulling it out of you. Let's skip
Speaker 1: it a little bit.
Speaker 5: You feel sad?
Speaker 1: Oh, bro, it ends? Oh this is the dream, the
Speaker 1: impossible dream. Oh.
Speaker 5: I was like, damn that other song really progressed.
Speaker 1: Scenes some Italian restaurant. You had to wait.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is more than jam.
Speaker 1: This is a Broadway jam. It's from Camelot.
Speaker 4: Oh that's why it's fire.
Speaker 1: And what's after this song?
Speaker 2: Wonderful Mother of Mine?
Speaker 1: I gotta hear him thinking about his mine.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to have father Dave merch. Oh, let's
Speaker 4: hear give the people what they've been waiting for. I mean,
Speaker 4: wonderful Mother of Mine?
Speaker 1: Ready to hear the.
Speaker 3: Fuck m.
Speaker 1: Was scary is your anthem right there?
Speaker 5: Your visual expressions were scary.
Speaker 4: If the other haunted piano, Bro, If the other songs.
Speaker 1: Song makes you think that he killed his mother.
Speaker 4: The other one about love, you didn't feel it. This
Speaker 4: one you feel it.
Speaker 1: Bro. You got to love your mom to become a priest,
Speaker 1: because it's your mom. That's like you should become a priest.
Speaker 4: You feel some type of way about his mom.
Speaker 5: This is him on the what if.
Speaker 4: It was on the.
Speaker 1: I must be here too. It's like an Irish standard
Speaker 1: fields of time.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: There'll never be another for me like that. Wonderful likes
Speaker 6: his mom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought I like my mom.
Speaker 4: He's got feelings this feelings about as mom. Oh my lord.
Speaker 1: He should have won even higher would have amazing. He
Speaker 1: brought it down the end. You should kept going fasted.
Speaker 3: You know, really, what for.
Speaker 5: Moms, it looks like you're gonna explode.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was more committed than he was.
Speaker 1: People at a thatched your records were like maybe another take.
Speaker 1: He's like, what too much? Come on, faithful, Holy night,
Speaker 1: Sound of night, Little town of Bethlehem.
Speaker 2: We have to say the other side the holidays.
Speaker 1: A two parter at least.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at the fucking least, never.
Speaker 1: Walk along the possible dream wonderful month. You know, I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, a wonderful mother of mine really did
Speaker 1: not disappoint.
Speaker 4: Who really didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the dude who loves he's got some issues.
Speaker 1: That's a guy could have been fucking therapy.
Speaker 4: Amen to that break through the whole.
Speaker 1: Fucking How wonderful was she? Dave?
Speaker 5: For real? What if it was stuck?
Speaker 1: He didn't. I served many a mass, I was gonna
Speaker 1: say with but like, as the altar boy, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're really I mean, you're a big part
Speaker 1: of the show. There's only two people up there, right, priest. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes there's people that read from the gospels, right, so
Speaker 1: motherfucker comes up a reading from the Book of Paul
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. But they're just guest stars. They
Speaker 1: blow out of there and ship. The whole fucking show
Speaker 1: is the priest, and you, like the Balti boy, you're
Speaker 1: the You're the fucking co star. So I guess his
Speaker 1: right to say I served with him all the masses I
Speaker 1: served with him. Guy maybe said like twenty things to
Speaker 1: me over the course of twelve years. He did not
Speaker 1: like children, which is it? Like, believe me, I mentioned,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I really wish you would have cuddled me.
Speaker 1: I got enough love at a moman shit like that. But
Speaker 1: he kept it very pro So you know, in a
Speaker 1: world when people start talking about like priests touching children,
Speaker 1: I was like, what, no, surely no, because my experience
Speaker 1: was completely biased because I was an unfuckable child untouched
Speaker 1: by my parish priest.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank god it kids.
Speaker 1: And you know why he didn't care about kids, you
Speaker 1: just heard it.
Speaker 4: He had he he had other things to do, man,
Speaker 4: talk to you, He had music to.
Speaker 1: Make, He had a song in his heart. I know,
Speaker 1: but it would have been amazing if I could have
Speaker 1: had a convers like if I can go back in time,
Speaker 1: do tell now I know the way in, you know,
Speaker 1: because again I was there. You had to be there
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes for a mask again, and shit, since Momily drove,
Speaker 1: I was there like two seconds for a mask again.
Speaker 1: So when I came in, That's why he was always frustrated,
Speaker 1: because I'd be coming in and be likeugh, because it
Speaker 1: was like time to go. One time he went out
Speaker 1: and started mass without me and you could tell he
Speaker 1: would be more than one time, three times probably across
Speaker 1: my whole career. Momily got us there fucking too late,
Speaker 1: and like he was already on the altar and stuff,
Speaker 1: and he had pre prepared the like wine and everything
Speaker 1: and shit, and you could tell he was like, pissyo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: You had one job, and it's like, well, technically it's
Speaker 1: not a job because I ain't getting paid.
Speaker 2: The lateness starts with Momily, it does.
Speaker 1: But you know what, no complaints. Everything else started with
Speaker 1: Momily too, and all that shit was good, so true.
Speaker 1: It's just not her fault that she taught me that,
Speaker 1: like your time is more valuable than anyone else's so
Speaker 1: bad Father Dave Wow, through the grace of God him
Speaker 1: or herself herself in my world and Chris Davis finding
Speaker 1: that truly, I never than you. I never thank you, Chris.
Speaker 1: I never would have even thought to look. I think
Speaker 1: we might have said something about finding online, but like,
Speaker 1: like that's like finding It's like I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: a rainbow from nineteen seventy eight online. What are the chances?
Speaker 1: And somebody's like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 3: Have to, I have to.
Speaker 2: That was what a hero, thank you.
Speaker 1: Truly man, but professional critique as a as a recording artist.
Speaker 4: Oh, do I have any notes?
Speaker 5: Well, because you're also because.
Speaker 1: Remembering that we're listening to it on like less No,
Speaker 1: you know, like.
Speaker 4: It's everything I hoped it would be. It really is,
Speaker 4: except on one song that but that it just didn't have,
Speaker 4: didn't have the emotion behind.
Speaker 1: It because he's like with a song in my heart
Speaker 1: unless he was like with a song in my heart form.
Speaker 4: Mind you get him there, I really would.
Speaker 1: It's true, man, dude who loves his mother. Oh, he
Speaker 1: loves his.
Speaker 4: Mother, my wonderful mother Auve Maria and and obviously my
Speaker 4: way fucking bangers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did bring it.
Speaker 4: My way was great. I'm like, good job, buddy. I've
Speaker 4: listened to it again right now.
Speaker 1: Now he's gone and he had no heirs, so you know,
Speaker 1: nobody owns this.
Speaker 4: That's like, why.
Speaker 1: Don't you mix some of that into your current work?
Speaker 5: The covers samples.
Speaker 1: Like samples song and then you jump on over it
Speaker 1: like song a bitch, like songs people like I'm on
Speaker 1: Guard new track by a Wench featuring a dead priest
Speaker 1: from New Jersey, It's a god. They're like you know
Speaker 1: when people write about it, you have to do a
Speaker 1: press conference and ship everyone's kissing your ass. But then
Speaker 1: there's that one journalist. It's like, oh, it's all fine now,
Speaker 1: but how are you gonna do this on the road?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: And then you gotta figure out a way to fucking
Speaker 4: I bring back Father Dave to.
Speaker 1: The Father Dave hologram in my heart. People like, I
Speaker 1: don't believe you, bullshit.
Speaker 4: They're like, why did they use this technology to bring
Speaker 4: back that's all?
Speaker 1: People like my way was clearly a fire song. What
Speaker 1: did they do the song in my heart?
Speaker 4: Why didn't they bring they made a.
Speaker 1: Deal with the estate, because well they shouldn't have done that. Eight. Clearly,
Speaker 1: some poor choices were made, like us when we were like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's do a podcast. This is episode twenty one. How
Speaker 1: many episodes did we get to a vegan aptoa?
Speaker 4: I think nineteen, So we've passed.
Speaker 5: We've already passed grown up.
Speaker 1: You're a Big Girl Now. That was the name of
Speaker 1: the TV show when I was a kid, had Diana
Speaker 1: Canova and it was called You're a Big Girl Now,
Speaker 1: And it was about Danny Thomas played her dad and
Speaker 1: she was like a single mom raising a kid. Around
Speaker 1: the late seventies, early ladies, they started doing a lot
Speaker 1: of like, hey man, divorce is real, because up until
Speaker 1: then people like divorce. Now it's like bigfoot. I ain't
Speaker 1: never seen it, wow, particularly in the Catholic church and shit.
Speaker 1: But then even the Catholics were like, look, you know
Speaker 1: how hard it is to fucking stay married to the
Speaker 1: same ass person forever?
Speaker 2: Silence, pour one out, pour one out.
Speaker 1: Divorce.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: My parents never got divorced, as far as I know,
Speaker 1: your parents haven't gotten divorced yet. Days young Yeah, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: in that way, I guess we're I guess just a
Speaker 1: little bit better than everybody else.
Speaker 4: Shut up, Okay, time to go Passion irration.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, passion irration. All right, I got one here. Well,
Speaker 1: let's do like, instead of like a list, let's just
Speaker 1: do one passion one ration.
Speaker 2: And we changed it every time.
Speaker 1: We're still figuring out the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just let us live, okay.
Speaker 1: And organically become what it wants to be. Let us go, okay,
Speaker 1: passion for me? Yeah, besties Vegan grocery store and Slash convenience,
Speaker 1: So what would you call it?
Speaker 2: Grocery grocery store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is here in town. I love going to it.
Speaker 1: Whenever I go to it, I feel happy. They play
Speaker 1: reggae music, bomb shopping. Yeah, and oh it's it's the
Speaker 1: vibe is so lovely and uh I go and buy
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff and it's like mappy place. They
Speaker 1: have like soft served ice cream. Make me like a
Speaker 1: brat that walk around, eat and shop with.
Speaker 4: It's the best ever.
Speaker 1: It's dope, and it's a real mom and pop operation
Speaker 1: like the Saint fucking like Besties a part of Amazon,
Speaker 1: Like it's they're making a goal of it, like and
Speaker 1: it's you know, profit margins on stores are very slim,
Speaker 1: but like I'd rather drive half an hour and go
Speaker 1: to that joint for half an hour is about fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: but fifteen minutes I could go to a groose grocery
Speaker 1: and real close. But instead I like going air and ship.
Speaker 1: It's worth the ride and worth the extra few bucks
Speaker 1: to support because everything is premium price because they don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of it.
Speaker 4: It's not it's all vegan, cruelty free. I think it's
Speaker 4: all small business.
Speaker 1: That's he goes. He scours the earth.
Speaker 4: Both of them.
Speaker 1: He's like j Matt and Asia whatever. Yeah, the two
Speaker 1: of them, they scoured the earth and they find vegan
Speaker 1: products that like, you know, you know, like one day
Speaker 1: they were like look, man, cheese whiz and like what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 4: They fucking find the coolest vegan the most like innovative
Speaker 4: vegan foods.
Speaker 2: And it's so cool.
Speaker 4: You can get vegan steaks from there, vegan fucking seafoods.
Speaker 2: It like a vegan.
Speaker 4: Yes, they're everything. And I just got my tattoo from Asia.
Speaker 1: So you got a tattoo, man, I did.
Speaker 2: That's my passion, my new tattoo.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it hands right off to your passion.
Speaker 1: Your passion is your new tattoo.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Tell folks, uh what your tattoo is. It's of my
Speaker 1: bunny cinname. So you got a cinnamon tattoo? Where'd you
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 2: On my ribs?
Speaker 1: On your ribs? Right on your side? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It hurt. It felt like someone was cutting open my
Speaker 4: skin with her knife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you who, like fucking you know, at the needle
Speaker 1: at the children's hospital, you know, over twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: But I guess you you bring it.
Speaker 5: Up a lot, horrifying you bring it up.
Speaker 1: I felt so bad. I was like, I was complicit,
Speaker 1: and you were looking at me like, how could you
Speaker 1: let them do this to me?
Speaker 5: This is your fault?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, but it's for your own
Speaker 1: good and you're like, I understand that, So you willfully
Speaker 1: sat there and had to penetrate your fucking skin over
Speaker 1: and over again with a needle.
Speaker 2: I had Asian like.
Speaker 1: A singer sewing machine, and Asia, who co owns Yes
Speaker 1: also Sighed, hustles as a tattoo artist. She is inkeed.
Speaker 4: She has been tattooing anything for fifteen years and she
Speaker 4: her full name is Asia Rain. If you ever want
Speaker 4: to get a really cool tattoo, Rain is like a
Speaker 4: fucking Asia Rain, literally the coolest name. And she tattoos
Speaker 4: out of the shop called Proud of You.
Speaker 1: Proud of You. So that's where you went. How long
Speaker 1: did your tattoo take?
Speaker 4: Like ten minutes?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's not like tattoo, but it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I love the simplicity.
Speaker 4: It's just it's like a little cartoon, but not like
Speaker 4: a drawing typically cinema.
Speaker 1: Mistakably cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, cinnamon has a very distinct face.
Speaker 4: And I was like yeah, he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't imagine saying that to a parent and
Speaker 1: being told no.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 1: Their face is very standard.
Speaker 4: Someone's like Harley has a very distinct face to you.
Speaker 1: Ration you so the tattoo, Yeah, you post it on Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like I thought when you sent the
Speaker 1: picture in the family chat, I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: not post it before her because I get all the
Speaker 1: likes for it and shit. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, to her lived experience, might as well
Speaker 1: litter have this one. So you put it up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. Did it get a lot of action traction?
Speaker 1: Here's why I thought it would get a lot of
Speaker 1: action in traction? Aside from like, hey everybody got a
Speaker 1: new tattoo. You were like, hey, everybody, here's three quarters
Speaker 1: side boob for you.
Speaker 2: Don't be rude.
Speaker 1: Not being rude, but I'm just saying there was. It
Speaker 1: was a very like here's my tattoo, here's the rest.
Speaker 1: Why do you put that on only fans?
Speaker 4: Be rude?
Speaker 1: What was the reaction? And first off, how many likes?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I get more.
Speaker 1: Likes than the average bear. You do know what I'm
Speaker 1: not saying? You know, the exact number, but you know
Speaker 1: the kind of stuff that does gets likes.
Speaker 4: I know the I know the comments, which is awful.
Speaker 4: I look at all the comments.
Speaker 1: But I don't really look at the likes and move
Speaker 1: the fuck on. That's the only part that.
Speaker 2: As I'm psychotic, you are.
Speaker 1: So what were the comments?
Speaker 4: Some people were some people were super nice, and some
Speaker 4: people were just straight up rude, not even about the tattoo,
Speaker 4: just about me as a person. Someone was like, oh,
Speaker 4: nice lip filler, and I was like, oh no, actually
Speaker 4: have lip filler. And then somebody else You're.
Speaker 1: Looking tattoo and the like nice lip filler, literally, and
Speaker 1: did they do they mean I'm the tattoo itself or
Speaker 1: they're saying no me and no other way to take it.
Speaker 4: And then somebody, somebody fucking left a comment that was like,
Speaker 4: Cinnamon looks like she just came out of the pet cemetery.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't.
Speaker 4: I posted a picture of Cinnamon in the middle of
Speaker 4: the two pictures of the tattoo. Yeah I don't like
Speaker 4: years old, like that wasn't like a year ago too,
Speaker 4: So that person bad comment.
Speaker 5: I hated that comment.
Speaker 1: That was a rude comment. But nobody like, hey man,
Speaker 1: ship tattoo. Everyone seemed to like the tattoo.
Speaker 4: Someone commented in were people.
Speaker 1: Like, do you have a cake nail? I still have
Speaker 1: her fingernail here.
Speaker 2: It's going to stay here for it.
Speaker 1: It's fun to put on, but then it falls right
Speaker 1: off once again. For those listening, like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Watch the show at that dot com?
Speaker 2: But anyway, anyways, I don't know. Anyways, No, it's time
Speaker 2: for me to.
Speaker 1: Leave with your newly tattooed lats as you went off
Speaker 1: into Disneyland.
Speaker 4: Today, I am once again going to Disney. Is my
Speaker 4: friend's birthday again?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: I went on Monday last week for a friend's birthday
Speaker 4: and this week for this Monday for a friend's birthday.
Speaker 4: Because everyone knows I have a magic key. So if
Speaker 4: someone's going for their birthday, they're.
Speaker 2: Like, man's the magic key, an annual pass.
Speaker 1: It's called the magic key. Yeah, so what is it
Speaker 1: cheaper to go with you or something?
Speaker 4: No, but they're just like, you can, you won't have
Speaker 4: to buy a ticket or anything, because it's like everyone
Speaker 4: knows I'll go to Disney anytime.
Speaker 1: Because yes, yeah, we had to be careful with her
Speaker 1: when she was a kid, white van pull up, be like, hey,
Speaker 1: little girl, you want to go to disney Land? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Got that man Crimson.
Speaker 5: Horrifying thought, yeah, horrifying.
Speaker 1: No about you're twenty five now, and those thoughts like, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's true. You know, white vans never
Speaker 1: just do that.
Speaker 5: They have a beardless.
Speaker 1: No, you can't go out on that sad Nope, we
Speaker 1: gotta flip it. So the van doors, Hey little girl,
Speaker 1: you want to go to Disneyland. You're like fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: and you get him back and who's in the van
Speaker 1: Mickey himself.
Speaker 2: That's scary? Why Mickey himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, and take you to disney Land with me.
Speaker 4: I've just seen this time makes it scarier for some reason.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I like white bands unless it's
Speaker 4: move and then.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you cat, I don't know he has your
Speaker 1: cat in the back of the band, Like get in, Harley.
Speaker 3: Please, closing door, Mommy.
Speaker 8: Big round, I'm lost mouse two thousand, big.
Speaker 3: Giant run to see her.
Speaker 1: It's called mem He's one of them super rich people
Speaker 1: that do creepy things.
Speaker 3: Yes, will you go all day?
Speaker 4: Probably too, Well, it's like two right now, so I'll
Speaker 4: probably get there around like three thirty in the park,
Speaker 4: closer that midnight again, Like.
Speaker 1: It's something that like when you wow.
Speaker 3: Time, Oh hold on.
Speaker 4: Wait what did it? How long was it the recording?
Speaker 1: It's the limit on the other card. My camera went out,
Speaker 1: so we have done the show on camera.
Speaker 2: And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
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