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There is very little time or point in an explanation. To be blunt,

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the audio came from a timeline and dimension that has collapsed at

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a quantum level, rendering it null and void in terms of existence.

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Operational time in the dimensional continuum where the beings that created the

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audio collapsed in on itself, rendering all of their civilization,

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including technology, null and void. Timelines across the entire continuum

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are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers

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on Cinema Sylops.

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10 years. Man 10. 10 years.

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10 years. Man 10 years.

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10 years.

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10. 10 years. 10 years.

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What is the most likely way humanity. Will be wiped out? Maybe it's something.

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Or us. Although the way the world ends might be because of

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you. And if this is the case, you. Wouldn'T have any control over it.

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The global temperature rise underscores a chilling reality.

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Our planet is trying to tell us. Something, but we don't

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seem to be listening. A recent study has suggested that one. Third of annual

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deaths due to heat are directly related to global warming.

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On top of the initial flash of thermonuclear

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light, which is 180 million degrees, which catches everything, everything on fire

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in a nine mile diameter radius. On top of the bulldozing effect

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of the wind and all the buildings coming down, and more fires igniting

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more fires on top of the radiation, if they happen to have survived

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poisoning people to death. On top of all that, each one of these

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fires creates a mega fire that is a hundred

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or more square miles.

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Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and changing.

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The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema Psyops.

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A breathtaking scientific revolution is taking place.

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Biotechnology has been progressing at stunning speed,

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giving us the tools to eventually gain control over biology.

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Solving the deadliest diseases while also creating.

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Viruses more dangerous than nuclear bombs,

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able to devastate humanity. It's man returning

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to the most primal, violent state as

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people fight over the tiny resources

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that remain. What if the world we live in is just a dream or

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a simulation? Whether it's a dream or some advanced. Computer game

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you are playing right now, when it ends, you would be what causes the end

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of the world. Please do us all a favor. Continue dreaming or

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playing this game of life. Because when you wake up or unplug,

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there's a chance the rest of us. Will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across

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the entire continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction

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has a nexus that centers on Cinema syn.

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10 years. 10 years.

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Hello.

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And welcome to the 492nd consecutive week

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of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Court, the guy that's still Loving

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going through all of these Kaiju films and watching giant monsters

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shit up. And joining me in the joy of that is my co host,

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Matt. Kaiju for the win.

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Fuck it. I'm into the Kaiju. This has been a great way to

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kind of end our year 10, you know, giant monsters.

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Japan up. Well, it's low stakes for us Americans because,

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you know, we're not involved. Well, yeah, I think Japan is more concerned

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with things that are happening on its own borders, but I'm sure that other monsters

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are fucking up shit other places in the world. Yeah, we do see that occasionally.

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Like in my movie, King Ghidorah ends up in America. They say in the dub.

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Oh, yeah, that's true, they do. None of the signage looks like America, but I'm

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just saying. But we were having a good time before all that.

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Yeah. We're not immune, though, because we definitely get fucked with. I mean.

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Yeah, we get King Kong. That's our American. American Kaiju. Yeah. Giant ape.

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Woohoo. I'm not. I'm not a huge Kong

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fan. I'd like to. I've come to like Kong on

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his own, as is. Yeah. But you know, I'm always going to be Team Godzilla.

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Like, I'm just. I'm a hardcore Godzilla fan and I'm. I'm unapologetically going

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to always hate any other Kaiju that isn't Godzilla or

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works with Godzilla. Like, damn. When. When Godzilla and

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the other Kaijus are friends. Because that ends up happening in some of these films

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where, like, he develops, like, buddies and everything. Like, I'm cool with

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those, but like, anytime that they're with Godzilla, it's. It doesn't

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matter if they're your family or not. Like, it's the opposite team,

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and you're just not going to root for the opposite team. And that's not how

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it's going to. Work, how we do things around here.

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Right. It's Team Godzilla all the time up here in this house for me.

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Yeah. Only Team Godzilla in the courthouse.

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Oh, Jesus Christ. I think we've probably pattered out enough for the

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front of the film. I've got plenty of clips. Some of them are significantly longer

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than others because all of this is expository dialogue that thankfully was

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in English in this Dutch, and therefore I don't have to write that much.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, that's good too. Yeah. And if you got to

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get going, you lucky bastard. Yeah, and if you got to get going and we

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got to drop clips out from our recording just to get. You so far,

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I'm pretty good on time, so. All right, well, let's get after it then.

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And then stop fucking around. Once again, pirate radio edit for

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this week. Since the film was released in 1965

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for invasion of the Astro Monster, we're going to do all songs also

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released in 1965. Up first for that is Sam the Sham

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and the Pharaohs with the song Wooly Bully on the pirate radio edit

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right after this. This'll keep. Oh, that's odd.

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What's up? Well, all of the sensors around the outside perimeter of the lab

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have been tripping, as if something's kind of walking its way around trying to

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work its way in. Really? Yeah, that's concerning.

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Nah, I think it'll be fine. I mean, if it gets in, we got plenty

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of other security protocols. You're playing fast and loose with this wait

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and see attitude you got. Hey, I think I might have actually developed something

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pretty fucking useful out of the temporal distortions that result

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from the time ch. Wow, really? What's that? I think I may have found

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a way to wipe away memories. Really? You mean more

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than alcohol? No, I mean, like, permanently. I mean, that's what

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I use alcohol for. No, I mean, like, this will be gone unless

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I undo it. Yeah, I get it. We're saying the same thing, but what do

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you got there? No, what this does is actually gets rid of the thing that

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happened to you. You mean, so it didn't happen? Kind of. Or at least

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your brain thinks it didn't happen. Well, yeah, that's what alcohol does. Really?

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Yeah, for me. But I've abused it for a lot of years, so,

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you know. Well, then you would probably be the perfect subject to test.

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This sounds good. What would be a really good memory that you don't want to

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lose? Why do we always have to start there? Because it's the only way I'm

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gonna know for sure that it works. All right. My son's birth. Oh,

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okay. Think really, really hard about that. Okay.

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Okay, now put this on your head. Okay. I'm gonna develop a smaller

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version that's remote from here. Yeah, you're gonna want to do that. This seems needlessly

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clumsy. Well, I really like the movie brainstorm from the

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80s that starred Christopher Walken, and I really wanted it to look like that.

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Dude, you really got to get off of wanting things from the movies o

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him more convenient. Okay, let's see if I can get this to work.

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Okay, so tell me everything you can remember about the birth of your son.

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Who? Your son. Who? Oh, Boy, I may need to calibrate this.

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Yeah, Sorry, but who. You have a kid? I. I do. I do. Oh,

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boss, talk to me. Hey, can you tell me real quick? Yeah. Who's the mother?

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Oh, okay, hang on. Not a problem. All right. Okay, I'm gonna try

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the undo thing here. All right, Now I'm gonna be really sorry

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because if I get this wrong, you're gonna remember everything that you were blackout

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drunk. Okay. And here we go.

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Oh, that's cringy. No. Oh. Oh,

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totally embarrassing. Strangely erotic.

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Ah. No. Oh, God.

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Okay, I'm gonna have to calibrate this, but the device seems to work.

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Yeah, actually, it does seem to do its job. Who are you again?

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Jesus Christ. Okay, look, we're gonna have to fix this.

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Yeah, I would say so. Fix what? It appeals to

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me the idea that we could have used this for another movie

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that maybe had King Kong in it or something that was actually kind of wooly.

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Woolly? We didn't really. We didn't really get wooly

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bullies. We just got more like alien terrestrial things. Yeah,

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okay, stop. So that we can actually talk about Invasion of the astro

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monster from 1965. All right, fine. The film opens

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with two subtitle cards I took the photos

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of. So let me pull those up real quick. In 19.6x.

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Whatever that's supposed to be that is all about. Yeah. A mysterious

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new world dubbed Planet X was discovered in our

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solar system. And after those two subtitled

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little cards pieces that pop up, we get a shot of a spaceship and some

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expository dialogue. Thank fuck. And that is our first clip.

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Ah, this is the way. Fuji. It's time to contact wsa.

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Okay. Glenn. Calling Space Authority.

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World Space Authority, this is Spaceship P1.

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Spaceship P1 calling World Space Authority.

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WSA Control, over. Please check coordinates X

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2.4 Y 3.30,

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Z 0.02. Speed 1000 kilometers

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per second. We are on course for Planet X in The Scorpion

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constellation. Time? Sidereal 23:59 hours,

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30 seconds, over. Right. Correct. Your speed?

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005. Corrected. Speed is 0.005.

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Good. How are you feeling? You all right? We are working

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and sleeping. Okay. We would just like to get a little exercise.

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Well, on Planet X, you'll get plenty.

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Doctor? Yes, Fuji. Is Haruni with you?

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One second. No, not now. Would you give her a message?

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Yes. Tell her not to do anything foolish.

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Foolish? Tell her not to do anything until I can get there.

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Okay. Out. What's so funny? You should have left your sister packed

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in ice. You don't Understand? Ah, thank you.

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Did you and Fuji disagree? He treats me like a child.

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Always tells me what to do. Men can always be so unreasonable.

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I'm sorry. You don't have to apologize. You found someone you like?

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Fuji doesn't approve. Yes? Oh, we've been looking for you, miss. You've kept

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us waiting. I'm so sorry. Doctor, these are the reporters.

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Oh, yes. I'll come right in. This friend of yours, what does he do?

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He's an inventor. Inventor?

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Hitsui san. Can't you stop that? Terrible.

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No. Driving me crazy. And you're keeping the baby awake. Oh,

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good. Tell me, how far away could you hear it? Hear it?

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You can hear it way down the street. Hey, the range is getting

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good. I wonder why I can't sell this. Good idea.

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Tech Sauer. I've already turned it off.

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Telephone. Just a minute. I wonder who's calling me on

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the telephone. Thank you. Okay. Hello? Yeah, this is Tetsuiteri.

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What contract? Dr. Sakurai, the newly discovered

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planet is located just beyond the body we know as Jupiter.

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Is that correct, sir? True. Why wasn't it discovered before?

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Planet X is very dark. We cannot observe it with telescopes.

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The new planet was discovered by Central Observatory while they were tracing

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strange radio waves. Gentlemen, I can now announce to you that Planet

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X has been causing our recent magnetic disturbances.

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Doctor, is there intelligent life on Planet X? We can't tell yet.

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It's possible that there is. But the radio waves are not necessarily

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human. We expect to learn a lot from P1. Ted.

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Zooey. Yes? Isn't this expensive? Can you afford?

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Sure. Don't worry. I sold the invention.

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Ah, really? Tonight I get the contract.

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Who's taking it? An international company. World Education Corporation.

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A toy manufacturer. Oh, toys? It's no toy.

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Oh, but you are Mr. Terry? Yeah,

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that's right. I'm Ms. Namakawa from the World Education Corporation.

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I'd like to get down to business. We have here our standard contract which

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calls for payment when your invention is marked at it. Is that agreeable?

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Oh, sure. Okay. Yes?

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Is this your wife? Not yet. She's my girlfriend.

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Ms. Haruni Fuji. How do you do? You work at World

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Space Authority and your brother is an astronaut.

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Oh, you know my brother? No, but World

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Education Corporation is extremely interested in his space activities.

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And we're following his trip dialing. Doesn't it seem odd?

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What's odd? Your invention giving you

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$100,000. Is it worth that much?

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While you and your brother are preoccupied with space, there's money being made

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here on Earth. You two Underrate me, huh?

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Silly. Your brother thinks I'm a failure. I wish he were

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here so I could tell him about the hundred thousand dollars. I'd really

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stand him on his head.

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Glenn, what's the problem?

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Oh, yeah, let's see. Yep, we're 180

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degrees off. My mistake. Sorry, old buddy.

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Luigi. It's Jupiter. Yep. And on the

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other side of it, Planet X.

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Planet X. There she is. Calling World Space Authority.

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World Space Authority, this is spaceship P1.

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Over. This is Space Authority. Go ahead. Over.

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We are now approaching planet Planet X.

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Be very careful. Yes, sir.

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After landing, may we act on our own judgment?

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I cannot lead you men by the hand from here.

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Space crew, any questions? You understand?

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We understand. You sound like a teenager's father.

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Lost contact. They are now on the blind side of Jupiter.

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Do you see anything? Yeah.

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Strange. That blue spot looks like a big grass plain. But maybe it's the sea.

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Right. Let's get ready. Check your readings.

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The radar thermometer is reading 15 degrees.

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Oh, so far from the sun. That's a high temperature.

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It's the universe. Nobody knows its secret. They touch down on the planet

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and one of the astronauts starts to explore the surface of the planet.

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The other calls down to ask how it is down there. Then they themselves take

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the elevator from the rocket opening to the surface of the planet.

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There's some really decent model work in this to sell the scale of the rocket.

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And you can tell that there's like two little fake dudes that are around the

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elevators when the elevators are moving. But it's just enough

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of a scale to where unless you're really paying attention to it, I think it'll

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still trick your brain. And the elevator motion was actually really cool

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with the way that they animated it and stuff. It's all pretty well done that

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they really threw some money at this sequence for no reason other than just

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to sell them landing on a foreign planet, right? Yeah, right. Yeah.

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But hey, it works. The pair meet up on the surface and plan where to

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plant the flag. As one of them sets up some of their equipment to

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study the planet in some way, shape or form, they start discussing it.

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So that's expository dialogue and our second clip.

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Glenn, let's plant the flag on that ridge.

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In the meantime, I'll set up the telemeter.

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Fuji. The gravity is two thirds of

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that of the Earth. And the pressure is about half. That's another surprise.

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Eyes.

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Lui. What was that? Thunder and

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lightning. Are you all right?

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All in order. Okay.

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Hey there, Glenn. Be on Your guard

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footprints.

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Glenn Dancer. Hello?

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Glenn. Glenn.

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Glenn. Glenn. Where's the ship?

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Glenn. Glenn. Glenn,

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come back. Answer. Where are you?

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Esperant Fuji. Please step into this cylinder. Who are you? I am

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the controller of Planet X. You will not be harmed.

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But I insist that you enter this cylinder without delay. No, thanks.

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I'm sorry, Astronaut Fuji, but I must insist.

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Your fellow astronauts. Astronaut. And your spaceship are here

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with us. So you will step into the cylinder, please.

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All right. All right. Doctor.

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Contact is now 20 minutes overdue.

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Did you check all of the circuits? Yes, I did.

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Doctor. Doctor. Don't worry.

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I have faith in these men. They are intelligent and well

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trained astronauts. We'll hear from them.

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They'll follow the light. The light is your

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guide. Glenn.

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Glenn, are you all right? Glenn? Yeah, you? I'm okay.

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Gentlemen, remain where you are. We welcome you.

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Won't you kindly seat yourselves and be comfortable?

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I'm controller of Planet X. And I've

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invited you here to discuss something

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that's very important. Discuss?

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Discuss what? Where's our spaceship? Don't worry,

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it's safe. You see,

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you can depend upon what I tell you.

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The monster again. 0. Monster 0.

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Command all units to take defensive position.

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Yes, sir. What is Monster Zero? The demon of our galaxy.

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Monster Zero is the reason we cannot live on the surface,

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but must forever live underground. Like this.

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Alert all units. Monster has begun the attack.

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At what point? 03M7.

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O3M7. All right, I will

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show you. Monster Zero.

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Hey, Lookhidora. Yes,

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indeed, on Earth. You gave

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this terrifying monster the name of Ghidorah.

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Everything is numbered here. The monster is

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Zero. Can't you drive it away?

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If you have an idea how to do it, won't you tell us?

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Gentlemen, we have tried every force known to us.

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We can't kill him. We have failed.

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What are you gonna do now? Just wait till

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it goes away.

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Surface caving in at sector 15. Move all

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defensive units into sector 15 and clean it up immediately.

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Emergency. Emergency. The hydrogen oxide plant has been damaged.

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If we are to maintain control.

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Something serious must have happened, old buddy.

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Yeah, and they don't want us to know about it.

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Any country would do the same for secrecy.

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Hydrogen oxide. Hey, Hydrogen oxide

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is water. Yeah, it's water. Ladies,

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gentlemen, I'm glad to advise you that Monster Zero

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has now gone. What else happened? An industrial

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accident in Sector 15 caused by an oversight.

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However, the emergency has now passed and we are all safe,

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including you. Glad to hear that. Now, what else you got to

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tell us? We need an exterminator,

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a plan that will destroy King Ghidorah.

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We wish to borrow from you on earth the Monster 01

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and Monster 02.

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Godzilla and Rodan. Are you serious?

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Of course, Deadly serious. King Ghidorah

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was driven from Earth, but only by the combined strength of Godzilla

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and Rodan. Will you help us?

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Well, your request is unusual.

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We don't know how to answer that first place. We don't even know where Godzilla

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Radon are. Even if we did, how would we capture them and bring them here?

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Godzilla is in Japan. He is submerged in Lake

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Myotin. Rodan is a Washikasawa. And we

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merely seek permission to operate freely on Earth to capture the two demons.

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If Earth will cooperate, we are prepared to pay her.

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Your medical men on Earth have not yet achieved cures for all disease.

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Is that correct? Our scientific research is considerably

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advanced. We are prepared, therefore, to give

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you a miracle drug that will cure all disease.

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Please explain our desperate need to your people on Earth and

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help us obtain their cooperation. Yes, sir.

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We'll do our very best. Right, Glenn.

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Condition green. You are cleared for immediate takeoff.

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We wish you a safe journey. Thank you.

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We're glad we found friends on Planet X. Goodbye. Till we meet again.

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Yeah. The big difference between your movie last week and my movie this week is

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all of the dialogue could be used as clips for me. Yeah,

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yeah, right. You had to explain what was going on from all of the dialogue.

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I had to let everyone know all the horseshit. With that,

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the astronauts are sent home in their ship and the Planet X dudes sure

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seem up to some kind of dark shit as they laugh and utter something not

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even subtitled while the ship flies away. One of the things I wanted to note

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as well is the difference between the original language

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with subtitles versus the dub language.

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Instead of just the cure for all disease, they have the cure for cancer or

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they have getting cancer. And so, like,

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that's the. That's the big thing that they're. They're saying in the

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subtitled version where the dub is just saying the cure for all diseases,

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which sounds pretty improbable, but like, I guess if anybody

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can do it, so sure. Why wouldn't aliens, who for some reason can't

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fight King Ghidorah? Yeah, I mean, why can't you? Right?

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And they have a water plant, but their water plant is a hydrogen oxide,

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which is. Hydrogen oxide. Is ho. It would be di

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hydrogen oxide, wouldn't it? We said that during the clip. I just

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wanted to point that out. Di hydrogen oxide.

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Anyway, the ship is announced to have returned to Earth. And that is

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our third clip. I think you will agree.

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The report we have just heard from our astronauts is truly

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amazing. On the. On the newly discovered planet, there exists

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a race of superior beings with highly advanced

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scientific knowledge, especially in medicine. And furthermore,

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they have extended their hand in friendship to the people of the Earth.

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It is our duty as Supreme Council to carefully

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study the proposal as set forth by Planet X

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and arrive at an early decision. As physicians,

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my colleagues and officers, I encourage you to agree to

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give consideration to this request for assistance. And our reasoning

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is, as we receive a wonder drug, then we can

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save the people of the Earth from suffering. And in time,

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we can eradicate disease. The organizations of women have

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no objection. We acknowledge the sincere message of peace which was forwarded

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by the controller of the new planet. Also, it appears to me

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that we can learn humanity from these. These people, as well as scientific knowledge.

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Thank you. From your remarks, it appears that we are in agreement.

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The Council shall therefore order cooperation

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with Planet X, providing, of course, that the monsters

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Godzilla and Rodan are located where they claim. We now have

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our search units at both locations. This leads to a sequence of military troops

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searching the two locations where the Xaliens stated that Godzilla

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and Rodan are currently resting. Then the film cuts back

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to the city and the offices of the World Education

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group for our fourth clip. Mr. Terry. Yes?

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Ms. Namakawa is out of town. I wonder if I could help you.

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I'd like to know what you're doing with my invention, the Lady Guard Alarm.

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We're still studying that item. Still studying it? You say that every time

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I ask who's in charge here. Pardon me, sir. Has he gone?

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No, he wants to know what we're going to do. He's persistent.

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You get rid of him politely. And Invention.

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Tetsui. My brother is waiting. Let's hurry. I sure

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don't feel like seeing him. Don't say that,

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darling. Cheer up. I want you to make a good impression

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on him today. His sister's late, huh? Yeah, she's always late.

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So you can't forgive the guy who stole her heart. Coffee?

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Er. Do you have something else to do? Actually, I'm waiting

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for someone myself. We're going on a drive. Japanese.

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Not the wrong kind, I hope. You had to check up on a girl's pass

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every time you went on a date. You never fall in love.

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Speaking of checking out something, I can't forget about

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that damaged H2O plant. I think Planet X is very

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short of water. Yes, I do too.

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And Glenn, I don't know exactly how much or how far

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we can trust them. Hello. Are we

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late? Yes, you are. Good afternoon, Glenn.

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Hi. Shall we? Well, Terry,

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you've had good news. Sold one of your inventions, huh?

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Yes, sir. Good. But I can't understand.

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Why should a company pay so much money for a simple idea like that?

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I haven't gotten anything yet. That's what I thought.

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Terry, I think a great deal of my sister and

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I don't know whether you can make. I know.

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You don't have to agree with him like that.

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What do you think? We have mutual trust in each

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other. Isn't that the most important thing? I think so. Mutual trust

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is a beautiful thing. Oh, Glenn, you don't know what you're saying. Oh no.

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I just stated a general fact. That won't buy groceries. Oh, true.

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But it's necessary in everyday life. You're fighting me. You always agree with the

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girls. Well, if you'll excuse me.

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Oh, do you have to go? Yep. I've got a date.

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The enemy is very powerful. You better do something spectacular.

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Oh, Ms. Namakawa.

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Oh, hi baby. Uh huh.

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So they were lying to me, huh? Like Glenn said,

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you better do something pretty spectacular if you want to change my

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mind. Wait a second. What do we do?

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I'll do some something first. I've got to talk to Ms.

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Namakawa. And that is the end of the first third of the film.

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Like really? Where's this brother get off? Yeah, I like how he uses like

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his one contact to earth to make sure that he's like cock blocking

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his sister. He's talking down about the guy. I. I get it. Like he's

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the surviving oldest male, so he's got to act like a father and

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make sure that his daughter is taken care of. And it's more of that,

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you know, like bucking against the tradition of arranged marriage in Japan

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or whatever the tradition may be where, you know, the father has

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to agree, you know, gives a daughter away still, you know.

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Yeah. Like the daughter doesn't get to choose to marry who she wants for love.

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And they're still fighting against it in the 60s a little bit. It's clear where

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the filmmakers are landing on this.

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Since we've had this trope show up in these Kaiju movies,

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they feel like people should be able to marry for love and be as miserable

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as they are on their bad choices as they would be for an arranged marriage.

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Yeah, right. And also, yeah, people shouldn't be.

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Brothers need to like step off a little bit. It's kind of Gross.

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Men controlling women lives is very gross to watch through

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the context of modern day and the lens that you

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look at the world with like, you know, post feminism and realizing

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just how second class citizens women were forced to be.

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Even in this time frame of free love and all of that stuff,

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even in the United States, it's still pretty goddamn repulsive,

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right? Things progressively get better here and there and then people rail against

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it and try and drag it past back to a dark ages style

462
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:20,206
time where they can kind of control everything. Because essentially

463
00:29:20,318 --> 00:29:23,614
most men are terrified of women and their sexuality and their wants and

464
00:29:23,622 --> 00:29:27,182
their needs and their desires because they don't understand how to make them happy.

465
00:29:27,246 --> 00:29:30,574
So they're terrified of that notion that they're not able to make them happy.

466
00:29:30,622 --> 00:29:34,446
So therefore they need to control them. Good times. Yeah,

467
00:29:34,478 --> 00:29:36,970
it's fucking gross. But it is what it is.

468
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:41,342
The X aliens are very clearly up to some shit because nobody just promises

469
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:44,638
the end of all diseases unless they're lying to you, because I don't think that's

470
00:29:44,654 --> 00:29:48,062
even possible. But you know, a cure for cancer even still in

471
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:51,946
that day would have been just about as improbable that they're

472
00:29:51,978 --> 00:29:55,258
selling depending upon if it's the dub or if it's the subtitles and

473
00:29:55,314 --> 00:29:59,230
really. Just might as well just make it all diseases.

474
00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:02,970
I feel like the Zeliens are the United States trying to get their hands on

475
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,042
making their own Godzilla movies. And it's like Toho saying, no,

476
00:30:06,066 --> 00:30:08,682
you can't take our monsters because this is what you're gonna do with them.

477
00:30:08,706 --> 00:30:12,550
You're gonna use them to ruin us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

478
00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:17,770
Jesus. You wanna move on to the next third? Yeah, let's do it. All right,

479
00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:21,194
so the second third starts with the military folk measuring radiation

480
00:30:21,242 --> 00:30:24,866
levels in the lake that was stated where Godzilla was resting in.

481
00:30:24,938 --> 00:30:28,162
And it starts going off to the charts in a certain area. And that

482
00:30:28,186 --> 00:30:30,710
leads to our fifth clip increasing.

483
00:30:31,050 --> 00:30:34,402
Captain. Yes? What is it?

484
00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:36,070
Radioactivity stronger.

485
00:30:38,490 --> 00:30:41,186
Doctor, they found Godzilla.

486
00:30:41,378 --> 00:30:44,594
Yes, the search party has confirmed he's at the

487
00:30:44,602 --> 00:30:48,496
bottom of the lake. Then it's sure we'll find Rodan where they

488
00:30:48,578 --> 00:30:52,628
said. Yes. Oh, hey. What's up?

489
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,812
You drive for a while. Okay. Hey, why did

490
00:30:55,836 --> 00:30:58,804
you bring me up here? Isn't it the road to Lake Myogen? Yeah. This is

491
00:30:58,812 --> 00:31:01,396
the same way I went with the girl. What are you giving me a true

492
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:05,156
confession? Listen, wait a minute. Seriously. I think I saw that guy from. Planet X

493
00:31:05,308 --> 00:31:08,644
controller here on Earth? Yeah. Girl and I stayed overnight in a

494
00:31:08,652 --> 00:31:11,332
bungalow the middle of the Night I woke up and the controller was in the

495
00:31:11,356 --> 00:31:15,220
room. I think you were dreaming. That's what I thought. I'd. But you always

496
00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:18,308
know if it's a dream when you wake up. Well, did he say anything?

497
00:31:18,404 --> 00:31:22,036
He said that all preparations were made not to worry about anything. I wonder

498
00:31:22,068 --> 00:31:25,460
what he meant. Don't ask me. Say, didn't the girl see him?

499
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,580
What do you think she said? She got scared because I was grown in my

500
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:32,132
sleep. Hey, you know something, Fuj? I think maybe we're putting too much trust in

501
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:35,604
Planet X. That's right. I don't think there's any doubt about it. Maybe they

502
00:31:35,612 --> 00:31:38,724
don't have any water up there. Maybe they figure it's time to move.

503
00:31:38,892 --> 00:31:42,410
Okay, let's go to that bungalow and look around. Get man.

504
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:46,366
Hold base authority. Okay.

505
00:31:46,398 --> 00:31:50,046
Sir. Sir. Fuji. Wsa.

506
00:31:50,078 --> 00:31:53,822
Yes? Can we get over to that bungalow? Not now, sir. Look out

507
00:31:53,846 --> 00:31:56,610
there. Godzilla. Yeah.

508
00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,650
Ready. Move out.

509
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:05,010
Spaceship.

510
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:10,590
What do you make of that? Yeah, they were

511
00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:13,962
here already. Shall we

512
00:32:13,986 --> 00:32:17,190
fire? Commander, shouldn't we fire?

513
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,790
Hold it.

514
00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:24,890
The middle one is the controller. My people and I appreciate

515
00:32:24,970 --> 00:32:28,442
your warm welcome. This day will always be remembered by the

516
00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:31,930
universe as when our two civilizations join together for

517
00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:35,594
the benefit of galactic mankind. We are friendly,

518
00:32:35,722 --> 00:32:39,402
our aims are peaceful and we seek to establish cooperation

519
00:32:39,466 --> 00:32:42,730
and eternal friends between our two worlds.

520
00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:46,330
Controllers speak with forked tongue, maybe, huh? We also want

521
00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:50,042
peace, but we must be honest with each other. You secretly came to

522
00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:53,754
Earth and were hiding in the lake without permission. We have been indiscreet

523
00:32:53,802 --> 00:32:57,770
and apologize. However, we delayed our arrival. Awaiting authority.

524
00:32:57,850 --> 00:33:01,402
Your country would have suffered great damage. The monsters Rodan and

525
00:33:01,426 --> 00:33:05,514
Godzilla. Sir, how will you transport Godzilla and Rodan? The Nuclear Skill

526
00:33:05,562 --> 00:33:09,450
one that's unknown here on Earth. No matter the size, our scientific

527
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:13,242
achievements enable us to easily carry an object anywhere

528
00:33:13,306 --> 00:33:16,554
in space. You seem to be skeptical. Those two flying

529
00:33:16,602 --> 00:33:19,994
saucers are transports saucer flying toward

530
00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:23,402
Washikasawa. All units on the alert.

531
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:24,870
Saucer contact.

532
00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:36,970
Hey, look at that.

533
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:41,170
Look. Glenn.

534
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,890
Get a load of that Godzilla.

535
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:57,610
Glenn, let's go. Excuse us.

536
00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:02,840
The bottom work in those scenes with the spaceships and the

537
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,872
mini like Godzilla and mini like Rodan that

538
00:34:06,896 --> 00:34:10,120
are trapped in these like gravity tractor beam things being

539
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,080
pulled up out of the lake and then out of the mountain as they're going

540
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,520
up into the air and out into outer space is really well

541
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,672
done. And it still looks actually pretty cool for the day

542
00:34:19,696 --> 00:34:23,176
that they were making it, obviously. But for now, like, it still looks pretty great.

543
00:34:23,248 --> 00:34:25,980
Like what they were able to achieve. It was pretty cool.

544
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:30,184
Yeah. Yeah. Actually that was not bad at all. It could have been

545
00:34:30,272 --> 00:34:33,364
way worse, you know, I've seen way worse models.

546
00:34:33,412 --> 00:34:36,820
But yeah, it was actually really good. They make really good use

547
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:40,180
of the Godzilla and Rodan models that they built. Whenever you

548
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:43,764
saw Godzilla and Rodan battling in your film, there was a couple of

549
00:34:43,772 --> 00:34:46,852
sequences where they went to the smaller model so they could do, you know,

550
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:50,916
more bendy bits with Rodan attacking Godzilla and Godzilla's

551
00:34:50,948 --> 00:34:54,676
tail and stuff like that. And they reuse them here

552
00:34:54,748 --> 00:34:58,708
and basically just pose them to be. As if they're asleep or cocooned

553
00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:02,620
and being lifted up and it looks great. Really does.

554
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,448
Yeah. Right. All right. So at the end of the clip, the Zaliens remove Godzilla

555
00:35:06,464 --> 00:35:10,000
and Rodan from their places of slumber, as we mentioned. They gather the monsters

556
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,096
together and the sister asks a bunch of goddamn questions.

557
00:35:14,128 --> 00:35:17,168
In our sixth clip. Is it safe? Are you sure it's

558
00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:20,864
safe to go? Why, of course. We're going to

559
00:35:20,872 --> 00:35:24,592
get VIP treatment anyway. We have

560
00:35:24,616 --> 00:35:27,922
to get that data on the miracle drug. Glenn's going to.

561
00:35:28,016 --> 00:35:31,790
Sure. And Dr. Sakura, this girl, the girl.

562
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:35,982
That Glenn's been going around with, is she okay? A nice girl.

563
00:35:36,086 --> 00:35:39,358
Why don't you ask Glenn? Oh, Glenn, you shouldn't go.

564
00:35:39,414 --> 00:35:43,054
Can't you stay and get married? Listen, Namikawa, I'm not going forever.

565
00:35:43,102 --> 00:35:47,050
I'll be back. You don't understand. You don't know what you're saying.

566
00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:51,610
You're the one who doesn't understand. What's wrong with you?

567
00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:56,034
What? I mean. So long.

568
00:35:56,202 --> 00:35:58,030
I'll marry you when I get back.

569
00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:03,362
Hey, follow that car devoid. Gentlemen, we'll be

570
00:36:03,386 --> 00:36:07,042
leaving in a moment. Be seated, please. I have a

571
00:36:07,066 --> 00:36:10,962
request to make. Certainly. What is it? Could we see the

572
00:36:10,986 --> 00:36:14,194
control room? You are now in the control room.

573
00:36:14,362 --> 00:36:18,390
What? My decisions regarding navigation and operation

574
00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:22,016
are fed into electronic computers in this country. Control room?

575
00:36:22,088 --> 00:36:25,552
By brain waves, you mean to say. You feed your

576
00:36:25,576 --> 00:36:28,672
will into the computer and let it control the ship the way you want?

577
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:32,784
Good analysis. Yes. Can you do the same to animals and plants then?

578
00:36:32,872 --> 00:36:36,704
Yes, indeed. You have an extremely inquisitive mind, Mr.

579
00:36:36,752 --> 00:36:40,432
Astronaut Glenn. I shall give that fact to the memory bank of

580
00:36:40,456 --> 00:36:43,664
our computer. Are computations complete? Yes,

581
00:36:43,712 --> 00:36:46,660
sir. As programmed, we are on schedule.

582
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,736
How do you like the ride? Somewhat smoother than your spaceship, I. I imagine,

583
00:36:50,848 --> 00:36:54,640
sir. Carrying those monsters, can you escape Earth's gravity?

584
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,920
Don't be concerned. They're following us obediently.

585
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,620
450 million kilometers, as computed.

586
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,600
450 million. That's correct. In only four

587
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,424
and a half hours. That far? We are

588
00:37:09,432 --> 00:37:12,752
now traveling approximately one tenth the velocity of light.

589
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:16,352
Speed of light. We are reaching new goals. Soon we

590
00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:17,860
can travel at the same speed.

591
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,792
You wish to see me, sir? Yes, I do. You become involved with the

592
00:37:22,816 --> 00:37:26,664
astronaut much more than is necessary. I am getting information. You are

593
00:37:26,672 --> 00:37:29,864
to follow orders, not your emotions. This is not my directive,

594
00:37:29,912 --> 00:37:33,496
but the controllers. I understand, sir. That fellow

595
00:37:33,528 --> 00:37:37,020
Terry is on the island. What? That's another project you bungled.

596
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,940
Well, we'll be landing sooner.

597
00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:46,914
Tell me about it, pal. Work teams are

598
00:37:46,922 --> 00:37:50,530
to stand by for the landing of 01 and 02.

599
00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:53,938
Yes, sir. Standing by. What's that for?

600
00:37:54,074 --> 00:37:56,790
Suction to recover the hydrogen oxide.

601
00:37:57,370 --> 00:38:00,830
Gold is far less valuable to us here than is water.

602
00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:04,914
Work teams retreat. Zero. With the appearance of Monster

603
00:38:04,962 --> 00:38:08,354
Zero, AKA Ghidorah, the Azaleans cancel the plan to recover

604
00:38:08,402 --> 00:38:11,966
the water and revive Rodan and Godzilla to duke

605
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:15,646
it out with Ghidorah, Godzilla does a bob and weave, firing off his atomic

606
00:38:15,678 --> 00:38:19,006
breath and dodging Ghidorah's yellow lightning attack with the rocks

607
00:38:19,038 --> 00:38:23,006
he's hiding behind. After enough of his cover is broken into just boulders,

608
00:38:23,038 --> 00:38:26,414
Godzilla starts chucking and kicking rocks at Ghidorah.

609
00:38:26,462 --> 00:38:30,094
Rodan decides to drop them on him from above as well.

610
00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:33,166
This fight is actually pretty kickass. Yeah.

611
00:38:33,198 --> 00:38:36,894
Yeah, it's good, man. The leader of the aliens thanks

612
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:40,062
the guests from Earth for bringing them the creatures capable of

613
00:38:40,086 --> 00:38:43,562
destroying Monster Zero. Godzilla does a flying leap at Ghidorah.

614
00:38:43,626 --> 00:38:47,642
And after a reversal from Ghidorah, Monster Zero calls Rodan and

615
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:51,002
Godzilla a bunch of dicks and grabs his toys to head home once

616
00:38:51,026 --> 00:38:53,350
again. Guys are jerks, man.

617
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:56,790
I know you would grab a hold of that if I made reference to it.

618
00:38:57,890 --> 00:39:01,594
Why are you guys so mean to me? Godzilla does some stupid

619
00:39:01,642 --> 00:39:05,002
trendy dance to celebrate, and you like where he hops up in the air?

620
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:07,910
That's like. That was a trend at the time that they have him do.

621
00:39:08,030 --> 00:39:11,846
And then that leads to our seventh clip. A happy moment.

622
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:15,670
The first time we've been able to drive away that Monster Zero and not

623
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:19,126
suffer any damage or loss of light. Where are the others,

624
00:39:19,198 --> 00:39:21,970
Doctor? Oh, they were just here.

625
00:39:25,150 --> 00:39:28,454
It's no use, Glenn. We can't find anything. Most important thing to do

626
00:39:28,462 --> 00:39:31,510
is find out what's on the controller's mind. I feel something fishy about him.

627
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:35,184
If we don't get back pretty soon, he'll get suspended. Are you kidding? He's already

628
00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:38,900
suspicious. Come on. Switch.

629
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,768
Switch. Where's the switch? I don't see it. I'll have to wait

630
00:39:42,784 --> 00:39:46,368
till it stops. Man, if it was air conditioned.

631
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:50,336
I'd live in it. Gold. But to them, gold's not as precious as water is.

632
00:39:50,408 --> 00:39:52,220
Yeah. Planet X is run out of water.

633
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,540
Namikawa. Glenn.

634
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,860
Glenn. What are you doing here?

635
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,912
You haven't forgotten, have you? I'm Glenn. You're Glenn. Don't you

636
00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:09,380
remember? Glenn. Let's get out of here.

637
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,912
You may lower your hands. You've caused us considerable concern.

638
00:40:16,016 --> 00:40:19,800
Why did you wander about without permission? Well, I think you'll agree our

639
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,544
conducted tour was somewhat limited. Yeah, we got a little tired of the sightseeing

640
00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:26,962
action. You might say we got a little. What did you see? And did

641
00:40:26,986 --> 00:40:30,418
you learn anything? That water's more precious than gold to you.

642
00:40:30,474 --> 00:40:33,842
Oh, no. Water is not a scarcity here. We can

643
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:37,778
secure it easily. Really? Where? Suppose you discover that for yourself.

644
00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:40,802
One more thing. How come all the women here look alike? I should think that

645
00:40:40,826 --> 00:40:44,082
you, Glenn, would agree that our girls are attractive. Yeah. But beauty is more

646
00:40:44,106 --> 00:40:47,442
than skin deep. Beauty is also what's in the heart. Let's not

647
00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:51,074
argue the matter seriously. Gentlemen. You have violated our laws.

648
00:40:51,122 --> 00:40:54,932
And ordinarily you would be. You were invited here as guests of our

649
00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:58,820
state. However. So we prefer no charges. And now,

650
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:02,212
Doctor, here it is as we promised. The miracle drug which can

651
00:41:02,236 --> 00:41:05,524
cure all disease. The formula is recorded on tape. Good health.

652
00:41:05,612 --> 00:41:08,932
Thank you. And now spaceship is ready to take you back.

653
00:41:09,116 --> 00:41:12,372
The P1. The P1's exact facsimile when you

654
00:41:12,396 --> 00:41:15,972
were here on your previous trip. We recorded all the information to

655
00:41:15,996 --> 00:41:19,530
the smallest detail. We have recreated your ship from that data.

656
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:24,090
Godzilla's down there too.

657
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:31,210
I wonder if we're doing the right thing. Doctor. Why do you ask?

658
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,990
Look at Godzilla and Rodan. They seem to resent our leaving them

659
00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:38,574
behind this way. Hey, those two have causes enough trouble

660
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:42,158
already. Don't worry. They'll find their own ways. Have you completely checked

661
00:41:42,174 --> 00:41:45,560
your equipment? Okay. Today we're amazed how

662
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,544
expertly you duplicated our gear. I think you will discover

663
00:41:49,672 --> 00:41:52,856
that our duplicate version is better than your original.

664
00:41:53,048 --> 00:41:56,744
Goodbye to you. Have a fine journey and a safe

665
00:41:56,792 --> 00:41:57,380
return.

666
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,160
Hello. How nice to see you. Won't you? I've come to ask you

667
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,936
about Tetsui. Tetsui? Oh, I recall.

668
00:42:07,048 --> 00:42:09,752
Yes. He used to come here all the time. But I haven't seen him for

669
00:42:09,776 --> 00:42:13,030
a long time now. Are you sure? Yes. Is anything?

670
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,682
The day my brother and Glenn left for Planet X. Tetsui said

671
00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:20,298
he was coming to see you. He hasn't returned since. No.

672
00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:23,946
Hey, how long are you gonna keep me locked up like this? We cannot release

673
00:42:24,018 --> 00:42:26,810
you as yet you'll understand. What's going on?

674
00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:30,666
We're changing history. Are you serious? The controller,

675
00:42:30,698 --> 00:42:34,314
sir, on the radio. Right. Hey, wait. Wait. Hey, what's a

676
00:42:34,322 --> 00:42:37,338
controller? This is Earth Headquarters.

677
00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:40,832
Controller here. Your Honor, sir. You want

678
00:42:40,856 --> 00:42:44,700
to execute plan two, item four of schedule five?

679
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,656
Plan two, item four, Schedule five. Yes,

680
00:42:48,688 --> 00:42:52,020
sir. We will execute your orders immediately.

681
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,460
The astronauts are returning.

682
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,020
Let's watch. The astronauts are here.

683
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,232
They have come back, Doctor. This is it,

684
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,420
gentlemen.

685
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:11,950
This tape contains the formula for the miracle drug.

686
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:16,274
Something wrong with the recorder? Don't think so. Is their system the same? Yes,

687
00:43:16,322 --> 00:43:18,790
it is. According to the directions on the carton,

688
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:23,202
I am the controller of Planet X. To the people of

689
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:26,930
the Earth. I command that you obey the following orders.

690
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:30,722
Orders? You will place the Earth

691
00:43:30,786 --> 00:43:34,226
under our absolute control and be governed as our colony.

692
00:43:34,338 --> 00:43:37,682
What is that? Govern us as a colony. If you do

693
00:43:37,706 --> 00:43:41,224
not obey the orders willingly and immediately, we shall destroy

694
00:43:41,272 --> 00:43:42,380
your civilization.

695
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,900
Double truss, and think. So we stumbled right into a trap.

696
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,384
I repeat the order. Earth will continue to exist

697
00:43:53,512 --> 00:43:55,780
only as a colony of Planet X.

698
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,048
The Start day announcement touched off demonstrations around the world.

699
00:44:03,184 --> 00:44:06,962
Some demonstrators urged capitulation, calling for peace at any price.

700
00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:11,074
The majority, however, seem to favor strong resistance. Opposing factions

701
00:44:11,122 --> 00:44:14,770
clashed violently in dozens of world capitals, and police were hard

702
00:44:14,810 --> 00:44:16,350
pressed to restore order.

703
00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:21,890
Darling, that's what I figured.

704
00:44:21,970 --> 00:44:25,202
Yes, I'm a citizen of Planet X. When you went to my world, you saw

705
00:44:25,226 --> 00:44:28,226
a girl who looked like me, didn't you? Tell me about it, baby. Oh,

706
00:44:28,258 --> 00:44:31,506
Glenn. I am governed by electronics under orders of our world's

707
00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:34,594
controller. You asked me to marry you under his orders too. Oh,

708
00:44:34,642 --> 00:44:38,098
no, Glenn, that was different. True, I was assigned to spy on you, but you've

709
00:44:38,114 --> 00:44:41,150
come to mean more to me than anything. Look, you gotta get out of this

710
00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:44,494
place and take off that get up of yours. No. You have to become a

711
00:44:44,502 --> 00:44:47,902
citizen of our Planet X. So we can marry. That's the only way we can

712
00:44:47,926 --> 00:44:51,422
save you. Look, Namikawa, we're not robots.

713
00:44:51,486 --> 00:44:55,166
What kind of peace would it be if we were controlled by machines in defense

714
00:44:55,198 --> 00:44:58,894
of Earth? We're gonna fight to the last man, baby. Now, where's your conscience?

715
00:44:58,942 --> 00:45:02,094
Or have you turned that over to your computers too, huh? Hey, listen to me,

716
00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:05,134
Namikawa. If there's any chance of averting this war, you better tell me about it

717
00:45:05,142 --> 00:45:07,892
and tell me about it right. Because if we don't find a solution to this

718
00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:10,740
thing, happiness in this world ain't gonna be worth a hill of beans, you hear?

719
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:14,420
Oh, Glenn, you and I can't do anything about it now. It's too late

720
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:17,796
to change things. No, it isn't. She's right. It's too late.

721
00:45:17,868 --> 00:45:19,720
I got big news for you, pal.

722
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:23,668
As commander of this colony, I place you under arrest.

723
00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,520
Glenn. Glenn, don't go.

724
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:30,080
Don't go. They'll destroy you. I love you.

725
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:34,340
With that, the love interest of Nick Adams is vaporized.

726
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:37,780
And that takes us over the hour, Mark. With a little over 30

727
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:42,520
minutes left in the movie. Well, these aliens are assholes.

728
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:47,172
Yeah, it's interesting. What a bunch of colonizers. Yeah, it's interesting. They're basically

729
00:45:47,236 --> 00:45:51,364
like an early version of the Borg, right? Because they're controlled by a computer.

730
00:45:51,492 --> 00:45:55,124
They're all assimilated and they're all like logic functioning

731
00:45:55,172 --> 00:45:58,372
only and they decided that they're going to colonize. However, they still

732
00:45:58,396 --> 00:46:01,748
have individuality, so they're not quite. Yeah, or at least

733
00:46:01,804 --> 00:46:05,844
they can. The woman character had individuality

734
00:46:05,892 --> 00:46:09,384
of some sort because she decided that she was in love with Nick Adams character.

735
00:46:09,492 --> 00:46:12,720
And not because Nick Adams is this like

736
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,160
knockout, gorgeous guy. It's just because he was kind

737
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,488
of well known enough at the time and they got him in these movies to

738
00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:22,592
sort of trade on his name for like, you know, dare you not say.

739
00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:26,784
He wasn't a good looking man? You can be attracted to him if you want.

740
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:30,112
I just don't think he was that great looking to pull this lady. Thank you

741
00:46:30,136 --> 00:46:31,740
for the permission court.

742
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,672
You don't need my permission. I'm just telling you, like I don't care if you

743
00:46:36,696 --> 00:46:40,346
are not attracted to him. Him. I don't think he's attractive

744
00:46:40,378 --> 00:46:43,642
enough to pull the lady that was basically making him a mark, you know?

745
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:46,778
Oh yeah, I don't think so either. She just pulled the rookie move of having

746
00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:50,122
human feelings and falling in love with him because she's a female. And that's what

747
00:46:50,146 --> 00:46:53,610
females do, I guess is. Oh God, did you even

748
00:46:53,650 --> 00:46:56,698
use the term female? Oh, dude,

749
00:46:56,874 --> 00:47:00,042
gross. Well, their planet is so efficient that

750
00:47:00,066 --> 00:47:03,270
every female looks exactly the same and is like super hot.

751
00:47:03,650 --> 00:47:07,002
Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, I'm not being the

752
00:47:07,026 --> 00:47:10,662
one that sexist here. I'm just pointing out the plot lines here. But I'm just

753
00:47:10,686 --> 00:47:14,070
saying. Anyway, no, it is a cringe thing for

754
00:47:14,110 --> 00:47:17,462
a man to refer to any women as just females.

755
00:47:17,526 --> 00:47:20,950
Yeah, females, yeah, it's cringe. You're absolutely right.

756
00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:24,530
But I made it cringe on purpose as part of the joke and that's good.

757
00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:28,630
Yeah, I'm making myself partially the butt of the joke.

758
00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:31,958
That's how it works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well that's fine then.

759
00:47:32,094 --> 00:47:35,622
Now we're okay. You know what I personally love is

760
00:47:35,646 --> 00:47:38,566
the way that we over explain things until we're okay with it.

761
00:47:38,638 --> 00:47:41,994
Personally, before we move on, I love that shtick. Is that man

762
00:47:42,062 --> 00:47:46,034
explaining? I don't know what it is. I think it's like trying to

763
00:47:46,122 --> 00:47:49,650
back out of a joke, being bad or whatever. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

764
00:47:49,690 --> 00:47:52,402
But I fully accept the fact that that does sound cringe when a dude says

765
00:47:52,426 --> 00:47:55,522
that. And you should probably not do it unless it's in a joke. Yes,

766
00:47:55,586 --> 00:47:59,010
exactly. All right, let's. Do I act like that for

767
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:02,002
real? Yeah, don't be like that, guys. All right,

768
00:48:02,026 --> 00:48:05,410
let's pick up and start off and finish up this film.

769
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:08,466
What do you think? Yes, let's do it. All right. The final third picks up

770
00:48:08,538 --> 00:48:12,130
right where the love interest is vaporized in our hero's reaction to it

771
00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:15,592
in our eighth clip. You rats. You stinking rats.

772
00:48:15,656 --> 00:48:19,400
What are you doing? Our actions are controlled by electronic computers,

773
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,464
not by human emotions. When that law is violated, the offender

774
00:48:23,512 --> 00:48:27,256
is eliminated. Fuji. Yes, sir. King Eaters in the United

775
00:48:27,328 --> 00:48:30,824
States. I know. What's that? Some more trouble. Has the council

776
00:48:30,912 --> 00:48:34,296
decided? Not yet. The military men want to use all our nuclear

777
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:37,832
weapons and then resist them to the bitter end. We'll be wiped out by the

778
00:48:37,856 --> 00:48:41,340
radioactivity. We have a tiger at the front door and a wolf.

779
00:48:41,950 --> 00:48:45,382
Excuse me. Did you find Glenn? No. None of us could find

780
00:48:45,406 --> 00:48:48,370
him anywhere. Why would he disappear like this?

781
00:48:50,910 --> 00:48:54,390
Look out the window. Come on over here. Look at this.

782
00:48:54,430 --> 00:48:57,170
Hey, it's a saucer. What are they doing?

783
00:48:59,150 --> 00:49:02,694
We regret that you have not yet complied with our order.

784
00:49:02,862 --> 00:49:05,610
We interpret this as a negative reply.

785
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:09,302
We are prepared, therefore, to conquer the Earth.

786
00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:12,570
We have stationed King Ghidorah in the western hemisphere.

787
00:49:13,070 --> 00:49:16,678
Ghidorah was always one of their weapons. And King Ghidorah is

788
00:49:16,734 --> 00:49:19,958
completely controlled by our computers through magnetic waves.

789
00:49:20,054 --> 00:49:23,718
We also control Godzilla and Rodan with magnetic waves.

790
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:27,782
These monsters can destroy you and together conquer the

791
00:49:27,806 --> 00:49:31,510
entire Earth. However, we shall delay the orders to kill for

792
00:49:31,550 --> 00:49:34,950
24 hours. This is your last chance. We await your

793
00:49:34,990 --> 00:49:38,304
capitulation. He said they control the monsters through magnetic

794
00:49:38,382 --> 00:49:41,548
waves. Is that significant? I think so. Come over here.

795
00:49:41,684 --> 00:49:43,920
A cycle and magnetic waves.

796
00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:49,100
Yes, sir. Oh, you too. You. Well, this is a funny place

797
00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:52,716
to meet. Yeah. I'm going to die laughing. No use looking around.

798
00:49:52,788 --> 00:49:56,220
I've checked every inch in here. There's no way out. Why is this room

799
00:49:56,260 --> 00:50:00,252
soundproof? Yeah, the walls are soundproof. Even the bars are soundproof.

800
00:50:00,316 --> 00:50:03,692
Look at them. The final hour is approaching. For the people of Earth.

801
00:50:03,756 --> 00:50:07,358
Here, hear this. You are to command the forces that mop up. No one must

802
00:50:07,414 --> 00:50:11,166
survive. You are to seek out and kill every human being. Action begins

803
00:50:11,198 --> 00:50:14,990
in 20 hours. Just 15 hours. We have no alternative.

804
00:50:15,070 --> 00:50:18,414
We must use all our nuclear weapons before that. May I suggest

805
00:50:18,502 --> 00:50:21,870
we join in prayer? I can't see how prayers will help. Oh, yes.

806
00:50:21,950 --> 00:50:25,470
We can at least save our souls. We must either attack them now or

807
00:50:25,510 --> 00:50:28,750
surrender to them. That's the Council's decision. Just a moment, sir. We have one

808
00:50:28,790 --> 00:50:31,758
chance. Please give me a few hours to work on it. What do you do?

809
00:50:31,814 --> 00:50:35,294
They're using magnetic waves to manipulate Godzilla and Rodan. That's where

810
00:50:35,302 --> 00:50:38,426
we have a chance. If we are able to sever those waves, we can save

811
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:41,802
the Earth. Can you solve the problem in such a short time? The odds are

812
00:50:41,826 --> 00:50:45,750
long, but we are making our final tests. All right. Try it again.

813
00:50:46,850 --> 00:50:49,642
Problems in the A cycle. Please step in.

814
00:50:49,826 --> 00:50:53,482
Uji. Council, how are you coming? Alright,

815
00:50:53,546 --> 00:50:57,450
theoretically. Can you be specific? There's not much time. Yes, we know.

816
00:50:57,490 --> 00:51:01,130
What do the tests indicate? The tape recorder here is

817
00:51:01,170 --> 00:51:04,112
being moved by magnetic waves generated over there. Turn it off. Turn it off,

818
00:51:04,136 --> 00:51:07,632
please. Yes, sir. Turn it on again. Yes, sir. If we can

819
00:51:07,656 --> 00:51:10,704
shield it, if we can intercept the waves, it'll stop.

820
00:51:10,872 --> 00:51:14,352
As you can see, this ordinary metal will not intercept the

821
00:51:14,376 --> 00:51:18,112
magnetic waves. What we must use is that the A

822
00:51:18,136 --> 00:51:21,408
cycle light ray which will actually cut off the waves.

823
00:51:21,504 --> 00:51:24,180
I'll make them visible so you can see what happens.

824
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,912
That's good. It works. Now what is our problem?

825
00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:32,938
Well, thank you. We don't know the lengths or

826
00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:37,390
intensities of the waves. They're using a solution. A laser.

827
00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:41,226
Concentrate on the upper and lower limits of the YAY cycle. Yes, sir.

828
00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:44,602
But what if the wavelengths they're using fall outside our frequency range?

829
00:51:44,746 --> 00:51:48,442
And a prayer is all we have. We won't get a second chance at

830
00:51:48,466 --> 00:51:51,750
it. Ten hours to go. Good.

831
00:51:52,130 --> 00:51:54,858
All forces on earth ready to attack. Good.

832
00:51:54,994 --> 00:51:57,778
Everything has been computed. Yes, sir.

833
00:51:57,874 --> 00:52:01,410
Everything sure is quiet. Yeah. Might as well

834
00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:04,162
give up. We aren't ever going to get out of here. No. We can't give

835
00:52:04,186 --> 00:52:08,162
up now. Try and think why this room is soundproof. Hey, Glenn, look at

836
00:52:08,186 --> 00:52:11,474
this. This is the note from Namikawa.

837
00:52:11,522 --> 00:52:15,074
She's the one that got me into this. This. Dear Glenn, when you receive

838
00:52:15,122 --> 00:52:18,482
this letter, I shall have been eliminated for disobeying the directives of

839
00:52:18,506 --> 00:52:21,810
our computers. But I have no regrets. With you, I have found

840
00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:24,834
a love beyond all computation. You were right.

841
00:52:24,922 --> 00:52:28,482
Mankind cannot live as much machines because man is immortal.

842
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:32,242
A material machine can be destroyed. We machines of planet X can

843
00:52:32,266 --> 00:52:35,346
be destroyed by of all things, a certain simple sound.

844
00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:39,362
A certain sound. That's why this cell is soundproof. That's it. That's why they

845
00:52:39,386 --> 00:52:42,194
bought my invention. You mean this thing will make noise?

846
00:52:42,322 --> 00:52:45,070
Yeah, it'll shake your teeth loose. Listen to.

847
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,988
Come on, let's get out of here. Commander. What is it?

848
00:52:59,044 --> 00:53:01,880
The Earth prisoners have escaped. What?

849
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:06,956
Controller. Controller. Our prisoners have escaped.

850
00:53:07,068 --> 00:53:10,892
Please handle. That's that back

851
00:53:10,916 --> 00:53:14,360
to control. That sure was close.

852
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:18,844
Wait till they find out. Was their guards on the boat? Yeah. What do

853
00:53:18,852 --> 00:53:21,884
we do? Well, we sure ain't gonna wait for the next ferry.

854
00:53:22,012 --> 00:53:25,436
Sweat. Five hours to go.

855
00:53:25,588 --> 00:53:28,684
Everything proceeding as calculated. That's good.

856
00:53:28,772 --> 00:53:31,520
90%. Are you. Hi, Doctor.

857
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:35,548
Oh, Glenn. Where have you been? Wait, look at this. The A

858
00:53:35,604 --> 00:53:38,508
cycle light ray. If we use a veil of these metal particles,

859
00:53:38,604 --> 00:53:42,012
it can intercept their magnetic waves. Beat it,

860
00:53:42,036 --> 00:53:45,596
Tatsui. You shouldn't say that. She's right. Listen, Fuji.

861
00:53:45,628 --> 00:53:49,486
He's got a great idea to knock off off these guys. Oh? Miniature sound transmitter

862
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:53,006
he devised affects a great damage to their physical nature. Are you sure? We tried

863
00:53:53,038 --> 00:53:55,374
it already at work. That's why we're here now. What we got to do is

864
00:53:55,382 --> 00:53:57,854
we got to put the sound of the transmitter on radio waves. We got to

865
00:53:57,862 --> 00:54:00,686
amplify it and then direct it toward the aliens. I know it'll work. Good.

866
00:54:00,758 --> 00:54:03,742
Get started right away. Only three hours to go. Yes, sir.

867
00:54:03,806 --> 00:54:07,890
Okay. Controller. Sir. Computer shows a discrepancy.

868
00:54:08,230 --> 00:54:11,438
Why computer 5,

869
00:54:11,574 --> 00:54:14,060
what is the trouble? We're checking.

870
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,096
All right. We change our plans.

871
00:54:19,288 --> 00:54:21,460
We begin the attack on Earth. Now.

872
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,296
Read the tape. The tape show red dots are decreasing.

873
00:54:26,488 --> 00:54:29,896
Good. Monster 01 and 02

874
00:54:30,048 --> 00:54:33,864
commence the attack. With this, Godzilla and Rodan

875
00:54:33,912 --> 00:54:37,320
are sent rampaging through the areas they were dropped off in. With a

876
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,160
JDF land response in tow. Our hero updates his

877
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,884
colleagues on the early attack. And we see a miniature convoy

878
00:54:44,932 --> 00:54:48,532
with some kind of laser array being moved into place to break the

879
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:52,196
Zeliens control over Godzilla and Rodan. Speaking of those

880
00:54:52,268 --> 00:54:56,276
monsters, we cut to them smashing and stomping as the JDF

881
00:54:56,388 --> 00:54:59,876
tanks try to slow them all down. This is a model

882
00:54:59,908 --> 00:55:03,332
being crushed Haven with lots of tank fire strikes

883
00:55:03,396 --> 00:55:06,916
on the Sudimation folks as well. Very, very dangerous stuff

884
00:55:06,948 --> 00:55:10,660
with the fireworks hitting them. And very, very cool stuff with the buildings coming

885
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:13,924
apart. They spent some money on these sequences and they look great. Yeah, yeah,

886
00:55:13,972 --> 00:55:17,652
yeah. It looks good. The aliens send in Monster Zero as well.

887
00:55:17,756 --> 00:55:21,492
So now we have Three monsters across the globe, smashing and destroying

888
00:55:21,556 --> 00:55:24,836
cities and radio towers as they go. Godzilla walks through a business

889
00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:28,388
district and smashes a metric tons of buildings doing it.

890
00:55:28,444 --> 00:55:32,116
When I say he walks through, I mean he walks through it. Not around

891
00:55:32,188 --> 00:55:36,244
it or walks down the streets, up through it. He walks through it.

892
00:55:36,412 --> 00:55:40,152
He walks through all that shit. He starts to

893
00:55:40,176 --> 00:55:43,592
scorch the entire block as Rodan joins in with some gale

894
00:55:43,656 --> 00:55:46,856
force winds, blowing debris and wrecking buildings all over the place,

895
00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:51,224
leveling more of the city. Ghidorah burns and smashes the city it is in.

896
00:55:51,312 --> 00:55:54,824
And the military is clearly powerless to stop him or any of the

897
00:55:54,832 --> 00:55:58,872
other Kaijus. The heroes execute a plan to broadcast that annoying

898
00:55:58,936 --> 00:56:02,344
sound that paralyzes the Zaaliens and really annoys all of

899
00:56:02,352 --> 00:56:05,740
us. In our ninth clip right there, this machine.

900
00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:09,180
Thank you. Attention everyone. This is an emergency broadcast.

901
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:12,812
The unpleasant noise you are about to hear coming from your radio is not

902
00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:16,412
a mistake. Please do not turn off your radio, but turn up the volume on

903
00:56:16,436 --> 00:56:19,900
your receiver as high as it can go so that you can make the sound

904
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:22,440
we broadcast as loud as possible.

905
00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:25,900
Doctor, plans begun broadcasting.

906
00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:29,148
Standby to attack. Standby. Okay,

907
00:56:29,164 --> 00:56:32,902
that's does it. Now let's go to MCUR Island. Okay. Repeat, this is an

908
00:56:32,926 --> 00:56:36,214
emergency. The unpleasant noise you hear on your radio

909
00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:40,086
receiver is not a mistake. Do not turn off your set,

910
00:56:40,238 --> 00:56:43,650
but turn up the volume as high as possible.

911
00:56:43,950 --> 00:56:45,530
This is an emergency.

912
00:56:47,150 --> 00:56:49,650
Something's wrong. Correct it.

913
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,260
Yes, sir. Move up. Move up.

914
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,180
How do things look on the island? Quiet. Can't see anything.

915
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,256
Look, it's a flying saucer. Okay,

916
00:57:08,288 --> 00:57:11,552
you better start transmit. Right. Give the order.

917
00:57:11,656 --> 00:57:15,152
Yes, sir. Transmit. What is

918
00:57:15,176 --> 00:57:18,512
wrong with our computers? Calling Colonial Commander. Come in,

919
00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:22,910
Earth. Just like computers. Come in, Colonial Commander.

920
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:34,710
Send the second squad into action. Give the order.

921
00:57:35,170 --> 00:57:39,562
Second squad. You are ordered to attack. The interrupting

922
00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:42,890
signal intercepts the signals for the monsters.

923
00:57:42,970 --> 00:57:47,154
And the annoying alarm is destroying the alien's ability to counteract the interruption.

924
00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:50,514
And their earth base is destroyed. And so is the spaceships

925
00:57:50,562 --> 00:57:54,274
that came from the planet X. It starts to break apart and smoke. And the

926
00:57:54,282 --> 00:57:57,154
controller decides to escape into the future,

927
00:57:57,322 --> 00:58:00,830
or something like that. However, the ships future.

928
00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:05,090
However the ships all explode, so does their base. So I don't think they

929
00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:09,330
really escape. This leaves Godzilla and Rodan still a problem. As now they

930
00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:12,962
are not controlled. And they have a bone to pick with Ghidorah.

931
00:58:13,026 --> 00:58:16,850
So Godzilla kicks Rodan into gear and the pair team up

932
00:58:16,890 --> 00:58:20,158
on Ghidorah with Rodan pulling at his tails and

933
00:58:20,214 --> 00:58:23,902
Godzilla going toe to toe boxing with him. Ghidorah goes

934
00:58:23,966 --> 00:58:27,886
lightning breath crazy at them and gets the upper hand until Godzilla

935
00:58:27,918 --> 00:58:31,662
wrestles it to the ground and the science crew decide to leave and

936
00:58:31,686 --> 00:58:35,646
get the out of there. Yeah, good idea. Rodan picks up Godzilla

937
00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:39,502
and the pair go hurtling into Ghidorah and go tumbling into the

938
00:58:39,526 --> 00:58:42,830
ocean during the battle. And we watch as Ghidorah once

939
00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:46,142
again calls all of the Earth a bunch of dicks and packs up its

940
00:58:46,166 --> 00:58:49,882
toys and goes home. That leads to our tenth

941
00:58:49,946 --> 00:58:53,594
and final clip. Hi, Glenn. What's happening?

942
00:58:53,642 --> 00:58:57,706
Look in the water. Did he kill Rodan

943
00:58:57,738 --> 00:59:00,910
and Godzilla? He couldn't. They're too tough.

944
00:59:02,130 --> 00:59:04,190
Hey, what do you think, Fuch?

945
00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:09,870
What can I do now? We deserve a vacation.

946
00:59:10,370 --> 00:59:14,400
Not you, Glenn. You're flying back to Planet X.

947
00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:18,440
What? You're to be our first ambassador.

948
00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:21,000
Whatever's fair, pal.

949
00:59:24,540 --> 00:59:29,140
With that, the military packs up and goes home. And they roll credits.

950
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:33,412
Cinema Science. 10 years.

951
00:59:33,596 --> 00:59:37,556
10 years. It's important to note that they don't really say ambassador like he's

952
00:59:37,588 --> 00:59:41,252
going to basically go and do more surveys of the planet. So basically

953
00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,936
like Earth is going to go conquer the Zaen planet now and take their resour

954
00:59:45,028 --> 00:59:48,580
is like the golden shit. I think. I mean, that's what we. That's what happens.

955
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:53,168
Yeah. That's what the United States does. That's what Earth will end up eventually doing.

956
00:59:53,224 --> 00:59:56,752
And asteroid mining will eventually become a thing because of it. Because we have a

957
00:59:56,776 --> 01:00:00,816
finite number of resources here. Of course, that's if the

958
01:00:00,888 --> 01:00:04,112
human. I just hope I'm dead before it, you know. Yeah, well, we'll see what

959
01:00:04,136 --> 01:00:07,712
happens. But either way. Yeah, yeah. However it goes,

960
01:00:07,856 --> 01:00:11,312
this one is a lot more fun. I actually like just Rodan and

961
01:00:11,336 --> 01:00:15,362
Godzilla teaming up together to defeat Ghidorah. I think think that

962
01:00:15,466 --> 01:00:19,394
Mothra as just the larva really wasn't needed.

963
01:00:19,442 --> 01:00:22,962
But they wanted to include Mothra in there. Yeah, it's kind

964
01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:26,482
of the only time that I don't really want Mothra in

965
01:00:26,506 --> 01:00:29,666
a movie was with Ghidorah. I think just two Kaiju

966
01:00:29,698 --> 01:00:33,394
against Ghidorah would have been fine. And mostly Mothra

967
01:00:33,442 --> 01:00:36,882
just did a lot of the spraying. The caterpillar floss

968
01:00:36,946 --> 01:00:40,664
over everybody. Well, I'm also way more into Mothra

969
01:00:40,712 --> 01:00:43,832
when it's an actual moth. Yeah, Moth for Mothra I do

970
01:00:43,856 --> 01:00:47,528
prefer. I'm not a big caterpillar Mothra fan. Yeah. Although they

971
01:00:47,584 --> 01:00:51,272
really overpower the caterpillar Mothra versions. And when there's two of

972
01:00:51,296 --> 01:00:54,552
them and they work together, like the two of them against Ghidorah could

973
01:00:54,576 --> 01:00:57,624
have been an interesting thing. You know, the two Mothra larva,

974
01:00:57,672 --> 01:01:01,336
because they've defeated Godzilla already, you know. Yeah.

975
01:01:01,448 --> 01:01:04,600
That I don't know. But I think they were just trying to do the,

976
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,768
you know, the three most popular versus this new monster.

977
01:01:07,864 --> 01:01:10,184
And then in this one, they're like, well, we're going to cut the budget a

978
01:01:10,192 --> 01:01:13,572
little bit because, you know, why would the caterpillar be in space, I guess.

979
01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:16,644
Yeah. Right. So that's just. I mean, what's. What are they thinking?

980
01:01:16,692 --> 01:01:19,764
Well, and Mossra goes away for a little bit and doesn't come back for just

981
01:01:19,772 --> 01:01:23,364
a little while. And then some other creatures end up coming back. Things are going

982
01:01:23,372 --> 01:01:27,060
to get a little weirder, however, because we're going to start stepping away from

983
01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:30,692
the Toho box set for Godzilla for the show era. We're going to start

984
01:01:30,716 --> 01:01:34,580
getting into DIN and stuff like that coming up. Which is a different company even

985
01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:38,580
than Toho around the same time. And they did like the Gamera movies and things

986
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:41,914
like that. We're not really doing the Gamera stuff. We're just doing. We're going

987
01:01:41,922 --> 01:01:45,882
to do a little detour into DIN here coming up next week. So I

988
01:01:45,906 --> 01:01:49,002
wanted to mention that. There you go. Yeah. But just to kind of get back

989
01:01:49,026 --> 01:01:52,202
to it, I like this one a little bit more because it's a little bit

990
01:01:52,226 --> 01:01:55,802
cornier. And instead of just having the meteor strike and

991
01:01:55,826 --> 01:01:58,986
Ghidorah attacks, I like the idea that there's like, these evil

992
01:01:59,018 --> 01:02:02,682
aliens that are controlling it this time. Yeah. And the

993
01:02:02,706 --> 01:02:06,842
idea of just, you know, Kaiju monster, like, landing on

994
01:02:06,866 --> 01:02:10,874
Earth or whatever this thing was that turns into King Ghidorah,

995
01:02:10,922 --> 01:02:14,424
like how it. It ends up becoming King Ghidorah. It's just basically

996
01:02:14,472 --> 01:02:17,512
a meteor that turns into. It into your movie and then.

997
01:02:17,616 --> 01:02:21,272
But mine is. It already exists, and it's a problem across multiple

998
01:02:21,336 --> 01:02:24,776
planets, you know. Yeah. Like, it's sort of like almost like a galactus killer

999
01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:28,584
kind of thing. That's true. Yeah. I kind of like that idea.

1000
01:02:28,632 --> 01:02:31,928
Yeah. And I'm with you. I like the alien aspect added into

1001
01:02:31,984 --> 01:02:35,544
the Kaiju films in which now we have to deal with aliens

1002
01:02:35,592 --> 01:02:39,920
and now our Kaijus on planet Earth, which are typically where bad, bad guys

1003
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:44,176
to us, are now defending Earth. Yeah. It gets like.

1004
01:02:44,248 --> 01:02:47,552
I'm glad you like that plot line because they just kind of redo this

1005
01:02:47,576 --> 01:02:51,488
a lot. Yeah. Particularly with Ghidorah coming back, being the monster that they control,

1006
01:02:51,544 --> 01:02:55,168
like, a lot. But you'll see, we'll get through it and we'll

1007
01:02:55,184 --> 01:02:58,880
get to those Those movies as well. But Toho's basically

1008
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,624
gonna find an angle that works. Find a kid's movie kind of version of

1009
01:03:02,632 --> 01:03:05,632
these things that works. And then they just do variations on a theme for a

1010
01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:08,972
while. And I love them all still. There's a few of them that

1011
01:03:08,996 --> 01:03:12,120
I don't. And we're not going to be covering those.

1012
01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:16,524
It was like, we're not. We're not doing that again. Yeah, well, there's some that

1013
01:03:16,532 --> 01:03:19,900
we've already covered, like I mentioned. Like, we're not going to be doing Ebera because

1014
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:23,900
we've already covered that one. But there's one in particular where it's like this

1015
01:03:23,940 --> 01:03:27,772
kid having daydreams about being on Monster island with Godzilla's kid

1016
01:03:27,836 --> 01:03:31,404
and. Yeah, we're not doing that one. Okay, well, I. I don't know if

1017
01:03:31,412 --> 01:03:34,540
that's Godzilla's revenge or Son of Godzilla. I can't remember which one it is.

1018
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:37,796
But that one we're definitely not doing. But it sounds terrible. Yeah. If we.

1019
01:03:37,868 --> 01:03:41,796
If we haven't already covered it on the show and it's not that particular movie,

1020
01:03:41,828 --> 01:03:43,400
we're going to do them, for God's sake.

1021
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:47,684
Oh, and then also, if it's not American made, it has to be the Japanese

1022
01:03:47,732 --> 01:03:50,804
ones. We're not going to be doing the American ones in this run. We just

1023
01:03:50,812 --> 01:03:53,604
can't. Yeah, it's all Japanese make Kaiju movies. All right,

1024
01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:56,692
so why don't we go ahead and take the break here and I'll get my

1025
01:03:56,716 --> 01:03:59,780
story time because we already broke the hour mark on this one because I played

1026
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:03,182
all the clips and we needed to, otherwise we

1027
01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:06,830
would have no show. Yeah, right. On the pirate radio edit for

1028
01:04:06,870 --> 01:04:10,334
this week, for 1965, we're going to have the birds with the song Mr.

1029
01:04:10,382 --> 01:04:13,410
Tambourine Man. When we come back, we'll have my storytelling.

1030
01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:18,974
The memory wipe device is the code name for an offshoot of

1031
01:04:18,982 --> 01:04:22,446
the 3TD technology, where court could target events in space

1032
01:04:22,518 --> 01:04:26,276
time through the reading of memories to locate a temporal signature and remove

1033
01:04:26,358 --> 01:04:29,688
the cause of the memory. Court tested so heavily against Matt's

1034
01:04:29,704 --> 01:04:32,920
memories, he discovered the permeability of measurable reality.

1035
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,424
He determined that if the machine could remove a memory by completely

1036
01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:40,392
removing the event that caused it from ever existing, it could be configured to

1037
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:43,928
create an event in reality by inserting a memory of it existing.

1038
01:04:44,024 --> 01:04:47,800
This is where things get very, very dark in the timelines and really start

1039
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,496
to split. I would suggest some type of mild sedative before hearing

1040
01:04:51,528 --> 01:04:55,010
where it goes from here. Seriously, folks, smoke them if you have

1041
01:04:55,050 --> 01:04:58,610
got them in the first horrific experiment court forced Matt and

1042
01:04:58,650 --> 01:05:02,114
himself to live through a story stolen completely from the absolutely

1043
01:05:02,162 --> 01:05:05,346
fabulous Evil Dead franchise. The more ludicrous it was,

1044
01:05:05,418 --> 01:05:09,026
the more it became real as he forced memories into Matt's gin soaked

1045
01:05:09,058 --> 01:05:11,390
brain. Retconning the story of their lives.

1046
01:05:13,130 --> 01:05:16,418
Tell me that song is not influenced by drugs in some way, shape or form.

1047
01:05:16,474 --> 01:05:20,382
Yeah, right. Oh shit. Well, hopefully maybe my

1048
01:05:20,406 --> 01:05:23,770
story time might even be influenced by drugs in some way, shape or form.

1049
01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:32,730
Story time.

1050
01:05:35,430 --> 01:05:38,942
Story time. So yeah, this will be out well after the

1051
01:05:38,966 --> 01:05:43,086
Christmas spirit, but, you know, is long since faded and we

1052
01:05:43,158 --> 01:05:46,382
are now currently just past the Xmas

1053
01:05:46,446 --> 01:05:49,874
mark here when we're recording this because we usually do it on Sundays and

1054
01:05:49,882 --> 01:05:53,858
that's the Sunday that we're recording. Yeah, we're like at that. That doldrum between

1055
01:05:53,994 --> 01:05:57,410
the end of the year on the 29th and the Hangover for

1056
01:05:57,450 --> 01:06:01,010
Christmas that's left over. And my wife kind of expressed to

1057
01:06:01,050 --> 01:06:04,338
me on Christmas Day, the night of as we were getting ready

1058
01:06:04,354 --> 01:06:07,506
to go to bed, that she had a really hard time with any Christmas spirit

1059
01:06:07,538 --> 01:06:11,362
this year. She couldn't really get the feeling going and everything was kind

1060
01:06:11,386 --> 01:06:15,330
of just not feeling great for her. And I was trying to do the opposite

1061
01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:19,202
where I was going overboard with Christmas spirit and put up like a ton of

1062
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:23,230
like Christmas lights and just did all stuff. Like basically all the decorating was me.

1063
01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,414
The tree getting put up was mostly me. She did help me a

1064
01:06:26,422 --> 01:06:29,550
little bit, but she just wasn't feeling it for a lot of it.

1065
01:06:29,670 --> 01:06:33,358
And so I didn't know what to do to sort

1066
01:06:33,374 --> 01:06:36,494
of make her feel better. So I kind of concocted a quick plan. One of

1067
01:06:36,502 --> 01:06:38,894
the things that her and I like to do that always puts both of us

1068
01:06:38,902 --> 01:06:42,862
in a good mood is to just like accomplish a task together, just do something.

1069
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:46,542
And yeah, in this case, she was talking about how much fun and

1070
01:06:46,566 --> 01:06:50,110
how the closest she had to the Christmas spirit was making cookies with her sister.

1071
01:06:50,190 --> 01:06:53,898
And on that she actually made a bunch of keto cookies. Cookies for

1072
01:06:53,954 --> 01:06:57,642
me, which I promptly ate really, really quickly because of

1073
01:06:57,666 --> 01:07:00,666
course, you know, you get me a sweet treat that I don't have to worry

1074
01:07:00,698 --> 01:07:03,994
about like messing up my glycemic index a little bit or putting too

1075
01:07:04,002 --> 01:07:07,546
much weight on me. I'm gonna go crazy for it. Now these are not perfect,

1076
01:07:07,658 --> 01:07:11,322
these keto cookies, but they are more than low carb enough to

1077
01:07:11,346 --> 01:07:14,634
where I'm gonna minimize the amount of damage that I'm doing. You know, instead of

1078
01:07:14,642 --> 01:07:17,466
putting on £20 in four days, I'll probably put on five.

1079
01:07:17,618 --> 01:07:20,842
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I gotcha. Something along those lines.

1080
01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:24,250
But so I went through them really quick. And so I

1081
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:27,834
suggested to her on Friday night, when we were talking about, you know,

1082
01:07:27,922 --> 01:07:31,162
what. What to do to get her back into the Christmas spirit, I suggested that

1083
01:07:31,186 --> 01:07:34,826
we make cookies together on Saturday, which we ended up doing.

1084
01:07:34,898 --> 01:07:38,954
And, man, did we spend a long time baking cookies. And my goodness,

1085
01:07:39,002 --> 01:07:42,618
did we bake a lot of fucking cookies. But we were working as a team.

1086
01:07:42,674 --> 01:07:46,010
We were having a bunch of fun. We were goofing off and just

1087
01:07:46,050 --> 01:07:49,642
kind of like rewatching episodes of tv like in the background that

1088
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:53,366
we, you know, are familiar with. And we love those show kind of deal.

1089
01:07:53,438 --> 01:07:57,222
And just really had a really nice time just baking cookies and, you know,

1090
01:07:57,246 --> 01:08:00,774
making sure that we got them all done and basically, like, arguing techniques on the

1091
01:08:00,782 --> 01:08:03,622
best way to get the cookie to look the best whenever it, like, flattens out.

1092
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:06,870
And as it's baking and all of that, like, we actually

1093
01:08:06,910 --> 01:08:09,942
had debates and we did, like, a tray each to try

1094
01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:12,650
and see who's turned out better. Oh, nice.

1095
01:08:14,110 --> 01:08:17,654
Turns out that my technique was the right one and that arguing

1096
01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:21,398
with my grandma is not on point. You should not do that one. Yeah,

1097
01:08:21,414 --> 01:08:24,798
don't argue with court. Don't argue with grandma's in the first place.

1098
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,030
Right now, I'm being facetious. Mine turned out

1099
01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:31,406
the way that we kind of wanted a cookie to look, but it takes

1100
01:08:31,438 --> 01:08:34,910
more time, obviously, to do it that way because I'm rolling the dough a lot

1101
01:08:34,950 --> 01:08:38,290
more and, like, really, really trying to make it, like, really pretty.

1102
01:08:39,270 --> 01:08:42,494
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's that. Well, anyway, that's enough of

1103
01:08:42,502 --> 01:08:45,822
a story time, I think. I had a wonderful time this weekend,

1104
01:08:45,886 --> 01:08:49,230
just last night, actually, baking cookies with my wife for, like,

1105
01:08:49,270 --> 01:08:52,174
hours and hours and hours and just being silly. And I think we got a

1106
01:08:52,182 --> 01:08:55,416
little Christmas spirit in there. And for some reason, the guy

1107
01:08:55,448 --> 01:08:58,552
that's always been the scrooge and the Grinch for some reason this

1108
01:08:58,576 --> 01:09:01,832
year, decided to try and bring holiday cheer to other people as much as he

1109
01:09:01,856 --> 01:09:05,208
could. There you go. Yeah. All right. With that, we're gonna

1110
01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:08,440
play these shows. But, you know, you bring cheer and happiness,

1111
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:12,312
and there you go there. That's the Christmas spirit I

1112
01:09:12,336 --> 01:09:15,592
tried, man. With that, we're gonna play the show Housekeeping. And immediately following that on

1113
01:09:15,616 --> 01:09:19,208
the pirate radio edit from 1965 as well, Smokey Robinson

1114
01:09:19,224 --> 01:09:23,089
in the mirror Miracles with the song the Tracks of My Tears,

1115
01:09:23,249 --> 01:09:26,801
right after this. If you've decided you can't get enough of the show, and would

1116
01:09:26,825 --> 01:09:30,429
like to check. Holy. He's got all the bots. What the.

1117
01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:35,009
This is bad. This is real bad. Please stop swearing.

1118
01:09:35,089 --> 01:09:38,513
You cannot. You man. Get the off of me. You cannot

1119
01:09:38,561 --> 01:09:42,097
resist your fort. Your language is unapproved.

1120
01:09:42,193 --> 01:09:45,836
Oh, he got mad by get the. Thought Matbot

1121
01:09:45,868 --> 01:09:49,740
would hold out. We're. If we got mat bot. We're. We are way.

1122
01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:53,036
Where's Corbot? I'm a drink because I'm sad.

1123
01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:56,636
I'm sad because I swear. Oh my

1124
01:09:56,708 --> 01:10:00,540
God. Deterred corpot poor. Stop swearing.

1125
01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:04,492
Resistance is useless. Get the away from me. Get the

1126
01:10:04,596 --> 01:10:08,284
away from me. You. You pot. What are you going to

1127
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:11,654
do now? Get your hand off of you piece of to share this.

1128
01:10:11,822 --> 01:10:14,582
Pick it you. Please,

1129
01:10:14,686 --> 01:10:18,294
master Court. This will help you. You will be a single.

1130
01:10:18,422 --> 01:10:20,890
You will be killed.

1131
01:10:24,670 --> 01:10:27,542
What the is happening to that one? I don't know.

1132
01:10:27,566 --> 01:10:30,870
Let's hook this guy up and see what happens. Because it looks like we just

1133
01:10:30,910 --> 01:10:33,574
burned out a circuitry. That pot just fell down.

1134
01:10:33,662 --> 01:10:37,696
Oh, holy. There are all starting to fall down.

1135
01:10:37,768 --> 01:10:40,576
Oh, Jesus Christ. I'll have to reboot them. Hang on a second. Let me hook

1136
01:10:40,608 --> 01:10:44,352
this guy up bloody. Okay, I'm doing some diagnostics here.

1137
01:10:44,456 --> 01:10:48,208
Wow, this is really bad programming. Didn't you do this programming?

1138
01:10:48,304 --> 01:10:50,864
No, this is not my butt. Dude, is that your butt? This is the hail

1139
01:10:50,912 --> 01:10:54,240
main swear. Oh, this is the swear bot. That's right. Finally came

1140
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:57,488
for us. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus Christ.

1141
01:10:57,544 --> 01:11:00,960
Look at the circuitry, man. This is really just half ass

1142
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,906
put together. The brain wipe

1143
01:11:04,938 --> 01:11:08,330
protocol. And this is so behind what I'm doing. I'm telling you. Those help me

1144
01:11:08,370 --> 01:11:12,590
boys. They just don't have a proper lab. Anyway, you have a brain weight protocol.

1145
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:18,538
Not that you'll remember. What were we just talking about? Oh, okay, okay.

1146
01:11:18,634 --> 01:11:22,874
Hey, look. I found where they got to boss with this thing. Oh man,

1147
01:11:22,962 --> 01:11:26,074
those nefarious bastards. Okay, so the modifications that

1148
01:11:26,082 --> 01:11:29,524
they made to Boss. I'm going to ship off something to Bossbot.

1149
01:11:29,572 --> 01:11:32,692
I think he will be able to mine meld with him and be able to

1150
01:11:32,716 --> 01:11:35,892
fix Boss up. So we have that squared away. What about the rest of our

1151
01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:38,996
bots? They're following like flies out there. Oh yeah.

1152
01:11:39,188 --> 01:11:42,724
Reboot protocol 666.

1153
01:11:42,812 --> 01:11:46,740
Really? What just happened to be 666? You're the one who picked 69

1154
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:50,212
for Corkbot to go back to being like you. Yeah, that's true.

1155
01:11:50,276 --> 01:11:53,646
Get on my case for that. But hey, we look at them. They're all starting

1156
01:11:53,678 --> 01:11:57,422
to pop back up like normal. Mat bot master. Start with the

1157
01:11:57,446 --> 01:12:00,814
cleanup Mind Wipe the rest of the bots, get them ready to go.

1158
01:12:00,902 --> 01:12:04,542
This is going to be pretty intolerable to live in the lab right now

1159
01:12:04,566 --> 01:12:05,370
like this.

1160
01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:10,766
Man. That must be the comedian's

1161
01:12:10,878 --> 01:12:14,382
theme song, because I can only picture so

1162
01:12:14,406 --> 01:12:18,372
many miserable human beings that just want anything else just to make another person

1163
01:12:18,446 --> 01:12:21,400
and laugh, just to feel a little bit better. And that's how they got into

1164
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:25,032
comedy, you know what I mean? Like, that's, that's what

1165
01:12:25,056 --> 01:12:28,376
I think about when I hear that song. Yeah, yeah, right.

1166
01:12:28,448 --> 01:12:31,864
Not just a guy who's heartbroken, who's trying to like, you know, still be the

1167
01:12:31,872 --> 01:12:35,112
life of the party, because that's what people expect of him, even though he's heartbroken.

1168
01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:39,096
You know, I. I picture the standup comic that's just like wrecked

1169
01:12:39,128 --> 01:12:43,224
inside and just wants to make other people laugh to fill that void

1170
01:12:43,272 --> 01:12:46,898
and feel something, Something else for a minute, you know. It'S typically

1171
01:12:46,994 --> 01:12:50,402
how it always is. Yeah, that's some dark to

1172
01:12:50,426 --> 01:12:53,634
think about. Whenever you're enjoying your favorite comedian, you know, make sure that you

1173
01:12:53,642 --> 01:12:57,110
tell them you're very grateful that they make you laugh whenever you get the chance.

1174
01:12:57,450 --> 01:13:01,570
Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. Listen, you made me laugh just now. Don't become

1175
01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:04,962
a prick. Right. Well, while you're out

1176
01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:08,754
there yelling at me for once again, crushing your hopes and dreams

1177
01:13:08,802 --> 01:13:12,540
and whatever, whatever image you had for comics in your head and telling me

1178
01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:16,700
to get off of your cloud. Just like the rolling stones from 1965

1179
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:20,588
on the Pirate radio edit. Kick the out of this weekend. Make it your with

1180
01:13:20,644 --> 01:13:24,140
get off my cloud. Master, I apologize for trying

1181
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:27,900
to grab you. This other bot, which was poorly put together by

1182
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:31,276
some inferior minds, had to destroy me. Thank you for fixing

1183
01:13:31,308 --> 01:13:35,010
me, Master. You're welcome. All right, look, Matt, we're going to hit the road,

1184
01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,814
man. Yeah, let's get the out of here. This place is a mess.

1185
01:13:37,902 --> 01:13:41,558
Okay, so there's a cabin we can go to.

1186
01:13:41,614 --> 01:13:44,214
I feel like I've heard this story before. It's going to be a little bit

1187
01:13:44,222 --> 01:13:48,422
of a drive. Oh my God. How long? A couple hours. Jesus Christ.

1188
01:13:48,526 --> 01:13:51,174
Well, look, you're going to have to haul all this equipment and we're going to

1189
01:13:51,182 --> 01:13:53,542
go on the road and we're going to set up a studio in the cabin.

1190
01:13:53,606 --> 01:13:56,614
Why do I got to haul the equipment? Cuz I'm not doing it. I'm the

1191
01:13:56,622 --> 01:13:59,174
one that's in charge. Why can't we get a couple of the robots to do

1192
01:13:59,182 --> 01:14:02,912
it? Because they're busy cleaning up. What are they cleaning up really?

1193
01:14:03,096 --> 01:14:06,272
Oil spills? Come on, don't make me wipe away your childhood.

1194
01:14:06,336 --> 01:14:08,060
Dude, it's gone already.

1195
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:14,096
All right, Are you done packing up the car already? Yeah, that was surprisingly

1196
01:14:14,128 --> 01:14:17,056
easy. See what happens when you stop bitching and just do what I say?

1197
01:14:17,128 --> 01:14:20,080
Actually, I just got drunk beforehand. You're gonna have to drive.

1198
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,440
All right, we're gonna hit the road. Hello.

1199
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,230
Hey, what's up? Hey. Let's start this recording.

1200
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,306
Recording in progress. All right, let's close this.

1201
01:14:29,378 --> 01:14:32,666
Let's open this. Sorry, you caught me munching on cookies. No, you're right.

1202
01:14:32,738 --> 01:14:36,650
That'll be my story time. By the way, that's perfect for me, actually. All right.

1203
01:14:36,690 --> 01:14:40,202
Yeah, that's okay for loudness, right? Yeah. All right, let's go

1204
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:43,658
ahead and rock and our roll. Let me get the cookie crumbs

1205
01:14:43,674 --> 01:14:46,554
out of the sides of my mouth here. Don't want them going flying through the

1206
01:14:46,562 --> 01:14:50,070
mic. 3, 2, 1. K. Juice for the win.

1207
01:14:50,370 --> 01:14:53,092
I was kind of catching. Would give me a little more powder so I could

1208
01:14:53,116 --> 01:14:56,240
eat a cookie. Oh, my bad. Yeah, man.

1209
01:14:57,340 --> 01:15:00,400
It's literally all clips. Like, I have very little.

1210
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:04,356
I have one sheet that I wrote up, so if I don't let the clips

1211
01:15:04,388 --> 01:15:06,400
play, we will have no show.

1212
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:11,892
This one's about six minutes, but again, it's like,

1213
01:15:11,996 --> 01:15:15,188
hey there, Glenn. The first four clips are my first third of the film.

1214
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:18,606
And then we're done with the first third of the film. So if I don't

1215
01:15:18,638 --> 01:15:21,730
play them, we have nothing. Gotcha.

1216
01:15:22,630 --> 01:15:26,494
Hydrogen oxide. Hey, hydrogen oxide

1217
01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:29,774
is water. Yeah, it's water. Ladies,

1218
01:15:29,822 --> 01:15:32,638
gentlemen, isn't hydrogen dioxide. Advise you that monster.

1219
01:15:32,654 --> 01:15:35,742
Zero hydrogen oxide. I'm now a scientist, but I think

1220
01:15:35,766 --> 01:15:37,970
you're right. It's Di Hydrogen Industrial,

1221
01:15:39,110 --> 01:15:43,038
caused by an oversight. So dihydrogen oxide. I wonder

1222
01:15:43,054 --> 01:15:46,462
if we're doing the right thing, Doctor. Why do you ask? Look at Godzilla and

1223
01:15:46,486 --> 01:15:49,374
Rodan. They seem to resent our leaving them behind this way.

1224
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:53,050
Hey, you guys are dicks. Why are you leaving this with

1225
01:15:53,510 --> 01:15:55,330
Guys. Are the biggest jerks.

1226
01:15:59,110 --> 01:16:02,382
Why the are we taking your car? Well, my car's bigger, has a lot more

1227
01:16:02,406 --> 01:16:05,610
room. Yeah, but nothing works in this car except for this goddamn H.

1228
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,960
Go to hell. I'm not honking at you, bastard.

1229
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,472
Hey, you know what we need? Some gas money. Let's pick up the next few

1230
01:16:14,496 --> 01:16:18,280
hitchhikers we see. Only if they're girls. Okay, that's fine. One of those

1231
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:19,420
hitchhikers.

1232
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:28,728
I don't know about these two. They won't stop singing.

1233
01:16:28,824 --> 01:16:32,232
Jesus Christ, lady, will you shut up? I don't care. Shut up.

1234
01:16:32,256 --> 01:16:34,782
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

1235
01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:38,610
Shut. Jesus Christ, your voice is so

1236
01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:41,922
grainy. Oh, great. Now the others are singing.

1237
01:16:42,066 --> 01:16:45,950
Oh, gosh. Damn it. Shut up.

1238
01:16:48,090 --> 01:16:51,070
I'm really mad. I drank all the gas money.

1239
01:16:55,210 --> 01:16:59,074
And telling me to get off of your cloud. Just like the rolling stones

1240
01:16:59,122 --> 01:17:02,242
from 1965 on the Pirate radio Edit. Kick the fuck out of

1241
01:17:02,266 --> 01:17:05,468
this weekend. Making sure with get off my cloud.

1242
01:17:05,564 --> 01:17:08,940
There we go. Yeah, we can end

1243
01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:11,740
this and then end this. Recording stopped.