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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hello and welcome to smut club i'm

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hannah i'm chelsea

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um we're here

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to drink and talk about the smutty books

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that we read

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so we assume that you are here because

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you like one of those two activities if

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not both

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or maybe you're just entertained by our

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tipsy ramblings or you know maybe you're

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just a friend of ours doing us a solid

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and listening to the episode and we're

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glad you're here too too shout out to

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drew cause i have a feeling this might

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be you listening

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yeah

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so we appreciate all of you being here

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to join us as we choose

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the next smutty book to review tonight

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is going to be a fun episode because

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tonight is a joint review woohoo

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we are going back

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to our girl jan

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j.s guy hell yeah [ __ ] jan she's

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somehow both the best

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and the worst the absolute worst but

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i would say low-key but that would be a

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lie i'm high-key obsessed with jan i am

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obsessed with jan

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and the potential that she is a bot and

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not a real person and

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what what percentage like

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do you think like what percent chance

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are you like she might be about

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they might be a bot

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i don't know what bots gender pronouns

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like 35 65.

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in in which direction like 35 she's a

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okay that's fair i might

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i was about to say 45 65 and then i

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i'm really shitty at math

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okay so like i might up that to like 40

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um because i do feel like one

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one word document that jan started

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this billionaire series on and then she

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um control f

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and then finds all of the names

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the from the first book sarah she just

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did control f whatever the the function

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is on her computer and then replaced all

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of sarah with mara yep and then replace

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with jared and then just change like a

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couple of things along the way but it

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also kind of feels like the thing that

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this the very same the very same so we

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sell that

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to now tell you the book we actually are

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reviewing because i realized we didn't

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get there yet we are reviewing the

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forbidden

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billionaire and i just want to throw out

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there because i have at this point read

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enough j.s scott to frankly be

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embarrassed by the amount of j.s scott

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that i have read

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none of the titles make any sense

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the forbidden billionaire has

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4.17 stars with

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ratings on goodreads and i read this and

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that rating but it's not a rating i

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would give but let's i mean the names

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and other books in this series if you

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remember the first book that we reviewed

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was no ordinary

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billionaire because that was dante

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the billionaire

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detective from la that's the homicide

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detective um we have this one the

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forbidden billionaire then we're going

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to get the billionaire's touch then the

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billionaire's voice then the billionaire

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takes all then the billionaires secrets

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millionaire oh [ __ ] we downgraded we did

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do they lose their fortune i guess i'll

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have to read the series you'll see i

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have read that novella and you'll find

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then there's another series in which we

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world that j.s scott lives in where

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there's just all of these billionaires

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running amok so here's the thing here's

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the other thing so i i started the

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she has a billionaire's obsession series

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that is 18 books 18 books you shut your

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mouth i will not i know i say that at

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least once an episode you shut your

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mouth when you're talking to me

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how 18 is it all right is it is it 18

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like stand-alones in the same universe

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and um i read the last three first

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the billionaires from aimsport maryland

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you'll get to why i wound up with the

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last three first of billionaires

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obsession series

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they're from tampa they live in

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tampa florida

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so something to know

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hannah and i

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are both from florida um we both

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got out of florida hell yeah and

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we both hold this like weird tension

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where like we can talk [ __ ] about

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florida but we feel very like defensive

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and protective of it

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and another right like there are so many

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stories and i'm like oh

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someone threw another alligator through

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a fast-food window drive-through that's

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florida for you but then on the other

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hand if like if my husband were to be

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like i saw this story about florida i'd

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be like [ __ ] you you are not from

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florida mind your business you are not

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allowed to say that

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i think that might upset my husband

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sometimes but like there are things that

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like i don't know all right hannah and i

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grew up with the stingray shuffle hell

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you knew if you went into the ocean you

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needed to shuffle your feet to make sure

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that the stingrays felt your vibrations

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and then they would go away and not

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sting your ass because

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if you did not get stung you at least

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had one experience growing up where a

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friend of yours got stung because they

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didn't do the stingray shuffle and you

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know who didn't do the stingray shuffle

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my youth pastor in high school

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actually middle school his name was

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harvey he was a very nice guy very small

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south asian man nice love him to pieces

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but yeah he was leading the trip and he

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got stung and i was like it's because

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you're not from here you clearly don't

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know the way see my youth pastor's name

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was scooby and he did know the shuffle

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because he was from florida and his name

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was scooby no one is surprised he's from

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florida

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yeah that's totally fair but we also

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know things like the pressure points on

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a gator that when you're doing a gator

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show you know which points the gator

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wrangler are gonna hit in order to make

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like subdued to do all the things they

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do with the gator well yeah like we just

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innately know we just met a

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all of the force of a gator snap is in

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and so once it's closed if you can get

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your hands around it you're golden it's

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not really going to reopen

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um and then also if you can get it on

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its back there's this weird like

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equilibrium thing yep and you can like

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actually rub a belly like a a gator's

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belly if you wanted i wouldn't be

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totally clear don't so far well yes

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don't but so far i am currently reading

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the fourth book that is set in tampa

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so far there are no gators

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or stingrays well has j.s scott ever

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been to okay what is in the book

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because there are a lot of other things

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that happen in tampa that might be

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not a lot and frankly the density of

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billionaires that she tries to convince

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me of

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the density the density of billionaires

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like the number number of billionaires i

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was like are they large

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the number of billionaires that she

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tries to convince me are in tampa

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florida tampa florida like

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i just don't

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it's really difficult for me to

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acknowledge that also if you hear any

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rumblings in the background it's my dog

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brandon

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you you know him you love him you love

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to get annoyed by him he has no chill he

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just wants to play all the time and has

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no boundaries

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he had a toy that several days ago i put

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some food treats in

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and i think he is now

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licking the inside hoping to get

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remnants because he's trying

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he is a chunky boy he's not afraid to

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search for those calories wherever he

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can get them he's doing what he can do

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but anyway we are not on the tampa

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florida

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billionaires yet we are we'll have to

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represent the hometown

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now all i can think of is a day to

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this is where we're from

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you know

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that's a you win the day to remember i

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went magic mike

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um because straight up i remember

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watching magic mike which also

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whoever colored that movie

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please talk to me because i have a lot

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of questions about your decisions it was

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very oversaturated and i have a lot of i

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really have a lot of opinions on it um

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but there's a scene where i'm like oh

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that's the bricks i love the bricks

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that's an e-boar i love that place and i

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was like damn it why do i recognize

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restaurants in magic mike by name and i

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was like because i'm from florida and i

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need to embrace this part of myself

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we acknowledge and accept florida my

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best friend just told me

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well not just

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she recently so her and her husband and

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their children had been talking about

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moving to north carolina

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from florida no she is from florida left

294
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florida met her husband in montana

295
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okay they ended up in texas

296
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i was living in texas at the same time

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for a little while so we got to like

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reconnect there which was super fun and

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then i moved to tennessee

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and she stayed in texas and is still

301
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there but has moved from dallas down to

302
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lake san antonio i'm not giving her a

303
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dress i realize this is sounding creepy

304
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and i'm getting a lot of details um and

305
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so her and her husband have always

306
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wanted to live in like the appalachian

307
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mountain region okay and so they were

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gonna move to north carolina and then

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they decided that they wanted to move

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back and be close to family because they

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went down and like my best friend's

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brother recently had a kid and you know

313
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all this good stuff but she's now going

314
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to be moving back to our hometown

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which

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i our we we had a great hometown but

317
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it's also one of those things that like

318
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as a whole with florida i think we kind

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of felt like we made it out and now

320
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she's moving back which like now that

321
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gives me a larger incentive to go back

322
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no offense to the rest of my family who

323
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still lives in florida i love you and

324
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you're good enough reason on your own

325
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so now i'm just like reconciling as my

326
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best friend is like i think i'm i left

327
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and i did the thing where like we grew

328
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up in a great place and then i left and

329
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i did my thing and now i'm coming back

330
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to raise my children in that same place

331
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and like the cycle continues no

332
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and i am really excited for her as she

333
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goes on this journey and to visit her on

334
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the journey and to not live there

335
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on the journey yeah i can respect that i

336
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grew up in a different part of florida

337
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and it was not a great place to grow up

338
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and i

339
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i would rather scoop out my eyeballs

340
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with a fork well

341
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i just want to be clear

342
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:04,800
i grew up on the north side of pinellas

343
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county which when white flight happened

344
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they all went to the north side of

345
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pinellas county um so i would like to be

346
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like i'm just i'm just owning my

347
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upbringing in that capacity um owning

348
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some of the schools that i went to sort

349
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of experiences i had in my early

350
00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:24,399
childhood were not necessarily as

351
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culturally diverse as i would like or as

352
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i would like my future children's too

353
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um we damn we have really gone on a

354
00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:34,720
[ __ ] floor

355
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[ __ ] tangent and we're not in florida

356
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:39,519
yet in the forbidden billionaire we are

357
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:42,800
still in american

358
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maine not amesbury i always want to say

359
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amesbury and i have no idea why no so we

360
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,880
are in aims port maine

361
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with the sinclair billionaires yes those

362
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,639
billionaires that's how they describe

363
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them in the book sinclair billionaires

364
00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:58,399
the east coast because that matters

365
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eventually if you

366
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:04,240
read on and read more of j s scott you

367
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:07,199
will discover there are west coast

368
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:09,120
sinclairs it's a whole thing it's very

369
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much a journey

370
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,839
we maybe we'll get there but presently

371
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we are still east coast

372
00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:19,199
sinclair billionaires and we open the

373
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forbidden billionaire

374
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:25,680
with jared our main man mm-hmm

375
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drunk who is skunk let's also note

376
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:30,399
jared our main man is as he's jared

377
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,199
sinclair

378
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:35,519
and so his brother is dante sinclair who

379
00:14:33,199 --> 00:14:37,680
was the homicide detective

380
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:40,160
billionaire from the first book who

381
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,600
ended up with his doctor sarah we have

382
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,240
already reviewed that one so go back and

383
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listen if you are forgetting it or if

384
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,920
you're curious but also if it made you

385
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,880
sad

386
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,440
that is

387
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:53,040
also not surprising um none of it's

388
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,839
surprising no none of it is surprising

389
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:58,639
so this is this book is about

390
00:14:55,839 --> 00:15:01,040
one another sinclair sibling jared

391
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:06,000
sinclair and in our prologue we do open

392
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:08,079
up and he is drunk off his ass yep so he

393
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,720
wakes up and he's like

394
00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:12,720
well i [ __ ] hate that the whole being

395
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:15,120
awake and lucid thing

396
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:17,760
not a fan and he

397
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:20,079
he talks about some like guilt he's

398
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,320
feeling and some shame and he's like i'm

399
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:24,079
basically the worst and i hate myself

400
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:28,079
i'm just gonna drink until i pass out

401
00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:31,519
again and that's the prologue basically

402
00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:33,680
and um so jared is the youngest brother

403
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:35,600
he is not the youngest sibling they do

404
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:41,160
have a younger sister

405
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:41,160
um but he is the youngest brother is

406
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:49,440
where does grady go oh oh oh evan grady

407
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:52,320
dante jared hope

408
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,920
okay so the five east coast i don't know

409
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:57,199
why i felt like i needed to like raise

410
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:59,680
my east coast we're going up and octave

411
00:15:57,199 --> 00:16:02,800
east coast um

412
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:04,480
so the east coast sinclair's we we have

413
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,839
evan is the oldest

414
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:10,240
and then great

415
00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:11,680
dante jared and then hope

416
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:14,639
yes so

417
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:18,240
evan has not had a book yet he will be

418
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:21,519
the next grady was technically the first

419
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:24,880
book he was the billionaire's christmas

420
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:26,800
which was a prequel novella to this

421
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,240
whole deal that is happening here in

422
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,000
amesport

423
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,240
then we have dante which we've already

424
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,639
reviewed and then jared which we are

425
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,560
currently reviewing and then

426
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:39,759
hope which i believe and then we get

427
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,199
into evan and then evan [ __ ] so evan is

428
00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:42,240
the

429
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:44,480
four

430
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:46,000
the third book third

431
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,320
fourth if you count the novella if you

432
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,680
count the novella he's the fourth but if

433
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,000
you

434
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:54,160
aren't aware that the novella exists

435
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,240
then he is the third and the rest of

436
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,839
this series gets into like their east

437
00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:02,079
coast cousins yes correct so

438
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:04,160
evan drunk is a skunk

439
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:07,520
or not evan jared drunk is a skunk

440
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:09,280
living his life hating it a lot but like

441
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,959
you don't know why he hates it but like

442
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,160
you can like you know he's tortured by

443
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,280
something

444
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,839
but you don't fully know what he's

445
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,919
tortured by at this time you will find

446
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:19,439
out what he is tortured by but like yeah

447
00:17:17,919 --> 00:17:20,799
just

448
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,720
hold on a minute

449
00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:26,559
you'll we'll get there

450
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:29,840
um so then we open and

451
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:31,679
um there is a

452
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,400
doll maker

453
00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:36,880
yep you have mara

454
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:39,520
not to be confused with sarah not not

455
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:42,240
sarah this is mara she goes with jared

456
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:46,080
sarah goes with dante classic mix-up

457
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:49,440
so mara and jared um mara is a doll

458
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:52,160
maker that is her full-time job somehow

459
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:54,720
she pays her bills but barely by doing

460
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:58,240
this and the book opens with her being

461
00:17:54,720 --> 00:18:01,520
sad and going for a walk on the beach

462
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:03,919
yep to really just feel her sadness and

463
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:07,280
think her thoughts and feel her feelings

464
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:09,840
and then jared sees her walking down the

465
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:12,799
beach sad and is like i should go talk

466
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:15,280
to her yep so he follows her onto the

467
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:17,679
beach she's sitting on a rock or

468
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:20,720
somewhere like near the water she's

469
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:22,000
getting very wet there is like wa like

470
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,840
rain happening

471
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,760
[Laughter]

472
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:28,320
there is

473
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:30,799
water from the sky otherwise known as

474
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:32,960
rain happening yeah

475
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:36,320
and so he

476
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:38,480
rolls up and is like what are you doing

477
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:41,039
out here honey like this is not a good

478
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:44,480
look he takes her glasses off her face

479
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:46,880
which she does often and cleans them for

480
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:49,679
her and then puts them back on her face

481
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,880
and his as someone who has worn glasses

482
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:53,280
like

483
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,200
it's very intimate

484
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:58,240
don't touch my [ __ ]

485
00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:01,919
like i've all right so this is another

486
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:04,160
tangent in third grade i lied

487
00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:05,679
to get glasses

488
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,200
um i

489
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:08,559
i thought the cool kids had glasses i

490
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,160
thought if i had glasses that would make

491
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:12,480
equal plot twist

492
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,360
not having glasses wasn't why i wasn't

493
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:16,080
cool

494
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,919
but i lied to get glasses um so in the

495
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,520
future i don't know if i permanently

496
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:21,360
[ __ ] up my vision or if i just needed

497
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:24,320
them in the future but i do very much

498
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:26,320
need glasses now and like now my glasses

499
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,600
are like it's not just like i need

500
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,360
glasses they're like you have

501
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,640
astigmatism

502
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,679
and

503
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:37,120
your eyes are bow legged which

504
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:39,360
was not their medical that was not their

505
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:41,200
medical terminology but essentially i'm

506
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,640
like the opposite of cross-eyed like if

507
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,600
you look at me like my eyes look normal

508
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,600
so you don't really like see i don't

509
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:48,240
think anything's weird but i do need

510
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:50,080
prism in my lenses to like correct it

511
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,400
some and then every other eye doctor i

512
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:55,200
see tells me i need bifocals so that's

513
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,120
always a fun journey nice um

514
00:19:55,200 --> 00:20:00,720
but yes all this to say i've worn

515
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:03,440
glasses for a long [ __ ] time

516
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,600
and it would feel intimate to me now if

517
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:08,159
my husband noticed my glasses were dirty

518
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:11,679
and just took them off my face to clean

519
00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:13,760
them let alone a stranger on the beach

520
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:16,000
like that i don't really know who just

521
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,200
saw i was sad and followed me into the

522
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,799
rain who's like let me clean your

523
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,880
glasses but like doesn't even say it

524
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:24,559
just grabs him like i don't feel good

525
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:27,679
about it no i'm not a fan of that

526
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:30,559
intimate moment he does know her because

527
00:20:27,679 --> 00:20:32,559
he has been into her shop because jared

528
00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:34,880
sinclair

529
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:37,760
wants to know more about the history of

530
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,919
aimsport and mara's family has been

531
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,440
there for generations and she knows a

532
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:43,679
lot about the history

533
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,480
so he has gone to her multiple times to

534
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:46,240
get

535
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:50,320
information about the history of his

536
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:54,640
family in aimsport and also worth noting

537
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:58,400
the doll that this the store where mara

538
00:20:54,640 --> 00:21:01,600
sells her dolls is also her home yes and

539
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,039
so her family apparently never has had a

540
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,240
real lease we'll get to that in a second

541
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:06,720
and like they're just like month to

542
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,880
month here but has like been there for

543
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,480
like a long long long long last time

544
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,559
it's like the house she grew up in even

545
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:15,840
though it's only been month to month but

546
00:21:12,559 --> 00:21:17,440
it use the property used to be owned by

547
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,360
sorry

548
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,760
you did and i loved it i haven't been

549
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:26,000
drinking that much i swear to god but

550
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:27,120
believe me or don't it's it's cool so

551
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,480
the

552
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,520
historic

553
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:34,080
home where mara has her doll shop used

554
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:36,080
to be owned by the sinclair family at

555
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,799
some point in time even though mara has

556
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:40,880
lived in this house her entire [ __ ]

557
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:42,880
life for generations and we really need

558
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,480
to know that yeah her grandmother her

559
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,159
mother and now her

560
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,240
have lived in this home and run this

561
00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:51,039
doll shop so she's on the beach she's

562
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,440
crying and jared's like what's wrong

563
00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:54,720
tell me what's wrong and i'll fix it

564
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,840
and he

565
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,919
he

566
00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:00,240
describes this like possessive instinct

567
00:21:57,919 --> 00:22:02,400
that he's like gonna kill whoever has

568
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,480
upset her which is a little extreme

569
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,320
right like for someone who's like only

570
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,400
had passive interactions with this woman

571
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:10,480
to be like i saw her on the beach crying

572
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,720
i'll kill whoever upset her i'm like

573
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,679
whoa bro let's let's reign that in a

574
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,679
smidge

575
00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:19,039
especially because then like what she

576
00:22:15,679 --> 00:22:21,919
tells us and like what we learn is her

577
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:23,039
mother died a year ago yep of cancer

578
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:25,280
cancer yeah

579
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:26,960
she had mara had had to drop out of

580
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,240
school to be able to take care of her

581
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,919
mother and then like took over running

582
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,360
the doll shop and so like this is her

583
00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:33,919
life because

584
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,919
her mother has now passed away and she

585
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:38,159
her entire life was built on taking care

586
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:41,760
of her mother and running this doll shop

587
00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:44,240
yes and she has just found out that

588
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,280
her landlord has decided to sell the

589
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,480
house

590
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:50,480
and she is being evicted from her home

591
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,640
and also is going to have to close the

592
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,760
doll shop because

593
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,320
um

594
00:22:53,760 --> 00:23:00,480
because it's it's being sold essentially

595
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:03,679
and the house is in disrepair there are

596
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:05,360
a lot of leaks in the roof um no

597
00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:07,360
maintenance has really been done on the

598
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:10,159
house because the landlord is like i

599
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:11,440
don't really give a [ __ ] at this point

600
00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:13,760
i don't care

601
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,840
and jared is very troubled by that that

602
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,400
she's living in this house where the

603
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:20,640
roof leaks and there are a lot of issues

604
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:23,360
with it well and jared is like a

605
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,799
billionaire real estate mogul and he's

606
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,240
like we'll find you a new place and like

607
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:28,480
your place isn't safe i'm like i know

608
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,000
because i'm an architect but it's also

609
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,280
like

610
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,880
i don't know i felt like it was a little

611
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,400
invalidating of her experience to be

612
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,240
like it wasn't safe i'm an architect and

613
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,320
she's like cool it's my childhood home

614
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,360
that's being sold and now i have to

615
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,159
leave

616
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:44,320
aimsport because i have no place here

617
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:46,240
anymore right like that's traumatic in

618
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,679
itself yes

619
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:50,480
and so

620
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:52,720
he this is from like his point of view

621
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:55,039
kind of it's not first person but it it

622
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:57,120
does flash back and forth between his

623
00:23:55,039 --> 00:24:00,159
point of view and her point of view like

624
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:03,440
every couple paragraphs we go between

625
00:24:00,159 --> 00:24:05,520
the two yeah and he walks her back to

626
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,880
her house he's like it's not safe to be

627
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,559
out on the beach right now because

628
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,159
there's a storm coming in

629
00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:12,320
let me walk you home

630
00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:14,159
and then he like pins her against a wall

631
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:17,600
and is like you're super hot and she's

632
00:24:14,159 --> 00:24:20,159
like you are full of [ __ ] because i'm

633
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:22,159
not in fact i put the quote down because

634
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:24,559
please i feel like this is how jan

635
00:24:22,159 --> 00:24:26,240
describes all of her [ __ ] heroines

636
00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:29,360
and i'm like jen jan why are you

637
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,960
[ __ ] on your women because like

638
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,120
mara straight up said she's like in case

639
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,279
you haven't noticed i'm too plump and

640
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,559
short and plain i think i might be i

641
00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:38,080
actually might be paraphrasing but

642
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:40,640
that's what i've written down but like

643
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:43,360
it was very much he's like oh like

644
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:45,360
i'm so into the and she's like like i'm

645
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:47,760
i'm too short and i'm too plump and i'm

646
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,919
too plain and he's like

647
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:53,440
you're exactly the type of woman a man

648
00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:55,520
wants beneath him naked and i'm like hey

649
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,600
so you just you've had minimal

650
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,039
interactions with this woman just saw

651
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,039
her crying

652
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:03,279
on the beach followed her to the beach

653
00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:05,760
and was like oh kill whoever did this

654
00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:08,000
and then she was like i am getting

655
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,600
evicted and he's like we'll find your

656
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,799
new house your house isn't safe i'm an

657
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,000
architect and then he like pins her

658
00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:14,080
against the wall

659
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,360
and then she's like i'm too plain for

660
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:18,080
you to want me and he's like you're

661
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,200
exactly who a man wants underneath you

662
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,039
and i've

663
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,240
yeah that's i that's that's pretty much

664
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:25,440
chapter one

665
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:28,400
but the end of chapter one does end on a

666
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,080
plot twist which we do not see

667
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,159
really come to fruition in the storyline

668
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,960
until the end but at the very end of

669
00:25:32,159 --> 00:25:38,080
chapter one we find out

670
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:41,120
that the person buying mara's house is

671
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:44,559
indeed jared uh oh so

672
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:47,120
jared is the reason she is

673
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:48,960
getting kicked out of her home losing

674
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:51,360
her home and she does not know yes

675
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:54,240
losing her home and her business

676
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:55,360
so then i believe we're at the farmer's

677
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,919
market

678
00:25:55,360 --> 00:26:00,720
not quite to the farmers market yeah

679
00:25:57,919 --> 00:26:03,200
um because lest we forget sarah and

680
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:05,039
dante from the first book in this series

681
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,520
no ordinary billionaire they're getting

682
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:11,679
married right so mario

683
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,960
mara is best friends with kristin who is

684
00:26:11,679 --> 00:26:16,159
sarah's

685
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:18,159
medical admin yeah medical assistant um

686
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:19,200
dr sarah

687
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:21,360
has

688
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,120
i don't know her [ __ ] last name

689
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,880
dr sarah which feels about as

690
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,799
professional as she is in the first book

691
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,120
if we're being completely honest

692
00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:30,880
her medical assistant admin assistant

693
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,159
whatever you want to call her um was

694
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,960
supposed to be responding to the wedding

695
00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:36,640
kristen kristen broke her foot or some

696
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,120
[ __ ] i don't fully remember it broke her

697
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:41,360
ankle i guess yes and so

698
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,520
mara they're like oh mara you have to

699
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:46,159
step in to be a bridesmaid and can you

700
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,240
do us this favor so then mara is

701
00:26:46,159 --> 00:26:49,520
suddenly in sarah and dante's wedding

702
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,880
and they're like oh that means you'll be

703
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:55,200
like standing with jared yeah and mara's

704
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:57,360
like i don't know you

705
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,760
but i feel pressured to do it because

706
00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,360
all these women there's like four or

707
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,240
five of them are sitting there looking

708
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:06,559
at her like you're the answer to our

709
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,480
conundrum and she's like oh and she's

710
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:09,919
like yes i am

711
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,679
and you're like okay cool cool cool i

712
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:13,600
guess we're we're doing this we're not

713
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:14,799
we're going for it okay but now we're at

714
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,400
the farmer's market now we're at the

715
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,120
farmer's market

716
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:21,440
so

717
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:23,360
we learn not only does mara make dolls

718
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:27,039
for a living she is also very

719
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:31,120
accomplished at making jams and fudge

720
00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:32,799
and she likes toffee coffee

721
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,760
candies i think it was toffee you are

722
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:38,480
correct and so she sells her jams and

723
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:40,480
her candies at the farmer's market yeah

724
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,080
she does but hey

725
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,279
but she can only really make so much

726
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,200
because

727
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:47,840
she's also making dolls right she's a

728
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,440
busy woman she's a busy woman and so

729
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,440
jared finds out she works at the

730
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,039
farmer's market selling these these

731
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,799
items and like decides to show up at the

732
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:59,200
crack at on but then like on his way to

733
00:27:56,799 --> 00:28:02,240
mara i was about to say sarah but it's

734
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:04,880
mara it's mara now we're on

735
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:08,799
so on his way to mara um

736
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:11,279
beatrice and elsie yes so beatrice is

737
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:13,600
the town psychic that i believe we sort

738
00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:15,679
of referenced in our review of no

739
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,039
ordinary maybe who

740
00:28:15,679 --> 00:28:18,960
it's a crap shoot with this series

741
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:21,919
there's a lot happening like y'all

742
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:25,600
there's so much happening so so beatrice

743
00:28:21,919 --> 00:28:28,480
is the town psychic she's in her 80s she

744
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:31,120
runs like a crystal shop like a healing

745
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,880
sort of situation and just as an aside

746
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,240
and a shout out to the consecrated

747
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,919
crystal hey

748
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:40,399
nicole we love you and everything you do

749
00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:42,399
we have a friend named cole who runs a

750
00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:44,159
shop calls the consecrate called the

751
00:28:42,399 --> 00:28:46,159
consecrated crystal which is really

752
00:28:44,159 --> 00:28:48,320
difficult to say actually

753
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:50,320
uh well we have been drinking

754
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,960
the concept like that nicole that's not

755
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:56,000
on you that's really user error on our

756
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:58,559
end like no shame on on the name yeah

757
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,159
the consecrated crystal we love nicole

758
00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:02,240
follow her on tick tock she does

759
00:29:00,159 --> 00:29:04,640
incredible live sales

760
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,000
she also much like bota box she doesn't

761
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,799
sponsor us

762
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,640
um but maybe someday but she she's

763
00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:12,399
probably more willing to than photo box

764
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,080
as well at this point

765
00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:15,679
yes we love nicole and the consecrated

766
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,399
crystal she has incredible products so

767
00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:21,120
if you are ever needing any any crystals

768
00:29:18,399 --> 00:29:22,399
she is your girl speaking of the word

769
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,399
products

770
00:29:22,399 --> 00:29:27,360
i just have to say

771
00:29:24,399 --> 00:29:31,120
by the end of this book the word

772
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:34,960
products had lost all meaning to me

773
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:37,679
because it was said so much and you will

774
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:40,480
understand why yes once you understand

775
00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:42,559
the nature of the products mara sells

776
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,240
with her jams and toffees and candies

777
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:46,720
and whatever the [ __ ] she sells also

778
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,279
referred to as her edibles and there's

779
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,039
no marijuana in them there's no thc in

780
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:53,679
them but they are referred to as edibles

781
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:56,559
at multiple points so beatrice and elsie

782
00:29:53,679 --> 00:29:58,080
run into jared when he's perusing the

783
00:29:56,559 --> 00:30:00,000
farmer's market before it's even open

784
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,080
just like trying to like honestly get

785
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,720
tomorrow yes and

786
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:06,480
they're like here's a crystal for you to

787
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,360
keep in your pocket and we know your

788
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,200
soulmate your soulmate that will heal

789
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,600
you is mara

790
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:16,399
yes so beatrice tells him that her

791
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:18,960
spirit guides have told her that mara is

792
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:21,760
the one for him

793
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:24,799
beatrice has already given mara an

794
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:27,919
apache tears crystal that matches

795
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:30,720
jared's and he's like okay thank you

796
00:30:27,919 --> 00:30:34,000
like you're old and crazy bye

797
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:36,240
and carries on to mara's stand where he

798
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,799
samples her products and is like holy

799
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,799
[ __ ] products

800
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:42,960
it's like holy [ __ ]

801
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:44,720
he just tries to jam and then he tries

802
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,360
one of the like saltwater taffys or

803
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:50,320
something and he's like this is [ __ ]

804
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,200
amazing i'm buying out your stand right

805
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,200
now

806
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,559
i'm buying everything that you have to

807
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,120
offer today

808
00:30:54,559 --> 00:30:59,600
and you are spending the day with me yes

809
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,279
that was a big thing because he's like

810
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,600
spend the day with me and she's like i'm

811
00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:05,919
literally at the farmer's market to work

812
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,760
and he's like not if i buy all of your

813
00:31:05,919 --> 00:31:09,120
product

814
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,480
product

815
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:15,679
is being our operative word here so

816
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:18,399
he buys all out all of her jam that's

817
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:19,840
not a euphemism and her taffy's

818
00:31:18,399 --> 00:31:21,919
taffy's

819
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,480
is that like did she make toffee or

820
00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:27,200
taffy i don't [ __ ] know dude does it

821
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:29,760
matter i honestly just realized there

822
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:33,519
was a difference between the two

823
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:37,279
it's her consumable product yes she her

824
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:38,240
her jams and her other products

825
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:40,640
and

826
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:43,600
but he also was like

827
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:46,720
i want to invest in this as a company

828
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:49,279
and i i'll only take 10

829
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:52,080
and unlimited product which for a

830
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:54,399
billionaire angel investor that's a damn

831
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,960
good deal to be on the receiving end of

832
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:59,679
for sure and mara's like

833
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:02,240
no like you're cheating yourself that's

834
00:31:59,679 --> 00:32:04,159
not comfortable for me also you didn't

835
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,360
ask me to spend the day with you you

836
00:32:04,159 --> 00:32:09,519
just demanded so maybe try asking like a

837
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,360
person instead of demanding like an

838
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:13,760
[ __ ] like honestly there are moments

839
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,720
where i really enjoy mara's backbone but

840
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,880
there are a lot of moments where i'm

841
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,559
like i wish that backbone were stronger

842
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,000
for sure because there are moments where

843
00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:21,679
i'm like girl believe in yourself the

844
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,480
way i believe in you but then there are

845
00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:26,720
moments where i'm like yes way to say no

846
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,480
you you didn't ask you told me so i will

847
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,799
do that when you ask me and i can tell

848
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,480
you my response which i'm like yes queen

849
00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:33,679
live your truth

850
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,559
but then there are moments where i'm

851
00:32:33,679 --> 00:32:36,080
like

852
00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:39,200
it feels like you're not living your

853
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:41,840
truth as much here yeah yeah so he does

854
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,279
he he says will you

855
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,440
instead of asking like and then they

856
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:48,480
make out in her truck they do and he

857
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:51,279
gets very handsy and yeah he smacks her

858
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:54,240
ass like substantially he does he's very

859
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:56,320
into it and she's like um my ass is too

860
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,840
big and you're doing the most right now

861
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,360
and i'm not into it right but that's

862
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,679
like her insecurities because like on

863
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,120
one hand she's like you need to ask me

864
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:04,799
to spend the day with you not tell me

865
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:07,039
but then on the other hand she's like my

866
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:10,399
ass is too big to be smacked and i'm

867
00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:13,519
like what the actual [ __ ] she's a larger

868
00:33:10,399 --> 00:33:16,080
target babe like why are we anything

869
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:18,320
it's more smackable better this way yeah

870
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:22,480
it's more smack i've never met a man

871
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:24,399
who's like i wish she had less ass

872
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,360
just saying no

873
00:33:24,399 --> 00:33:26,480
no

874
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:29,519
no

875
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:33,679
so my sister my younger sister recently

876
00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:37,120
got engaged right yes and um thank you

877
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:39,120
um for her i guess so she proposed to

878
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,039
her girlfriend her girlfriend said yes

879
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:44,240
and i immediately started planning the

880
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:47,679
wedding and i told her that uh she would

881
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:49,519
be in and i i i'm fully aware that my

882
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:51,360
intentions for her wedding are not gonna

883
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:54,159
come to fruition

884
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:56,640
but i'm really enjoying the fantasy of

885
00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:59,679
what i'm creating in my mind so i told

886
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:02,640
her that she would be wearing a tuxedo

887
00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:04,159
built for a 12 year old boy

888
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,559
because that's how she's built like

889
00:34:04,159 --> 00:34:08,720
that's just the body type that you know

890
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:10,560
and she owns right honestly that's the

891
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:13,280
body type that it seems all of the women

892
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:16,480
in a js scott novel want they're all

893
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,240
like i'm too curvy i'm too plum they're

894
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,599
like i want to be smart i'm like you

895
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:22,639
know what it sounds like you want the

896
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:25,040
body of a 12 year old boy so your sister

897
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:27,040
is killing the game she's nailing it

898
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,839
right now and i was like and you know

899
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:32,320
what i will be in a

900
00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:34,399
tuxedo built for a 16 year old boy with

901
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,720
a dump truck ass because that's how i'm

902
00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:36,720
built

903
00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:41,679
honestly i see it though thank you i

904
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,040
would also like to know while we were

905
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:45,359
recording i was sitting on the ground

906
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,639
earlier today and

907
00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:48,560
hannah was just swinging her feet and i

908
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:50,720
went hey hannah

909
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,720
when you're sitting in the chair do your

910
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:54,960
feet touch the ground

911
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:57,280
and her the he um

912
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,280
like the balls of her feet touch the

913
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,560
ground but the heels of her feet do not

914
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,280
and i would also like to know this is a

915
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:05,359
standard dinner chair this is not like

916
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,440
this is not a high top yeah so when i

917
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:09,680
very intentionally put my feet on the

918
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,599
ground my the balls on my feet touch the

919
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,440
ground and then chelsea's husband

920
00:35:11,599 --> 00:35:17,200
overheard this conversation and very

921
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:20,560
kindly as vance is often very kind um

922
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:24,480
found me a an amazon box that my feet

923
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:26,640
are currently resting on so that my feet

924
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:29,119
can touch something i just looked under

925
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:32,000
the table and can't confirm she still

926
00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:33,760
has her feet on the amazon box i just

927
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:38,079
she's not blowing smoke up your ass this

928
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:41,440
is very true it's accurate so anyway

929
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:44,320
mara he does ask mara agrees to spend

930
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,760
the day with him they go out to lunch

931
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,000
they go to sullivan they go to

932
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,760
sullivan's which does wind up coming

933
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,640
back around eventually

934
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:55,280
um and so they have great lobster rolls

935
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,079
there the best apparently in the state

936
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,240
so

937
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,160
they go they have lunch it's all great

938
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:03,599
he is talking to her about the business

939
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:05,839
plan and she's like you can't take 10

940
00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:07,520
like you can't give me all this money to

941
00:36:05,839 --> 00:36:08,720
start this business and do all these

942
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,520
things

943
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:14,320
and only take 10 that's [ __ ] but

944
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,880
also worth noting that like the owner of

945
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,280
sullivan's tessa sullivan am i getting

946
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,400
that she is the part owner with her

947
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,400
brother

948
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,000
yes she's the part owner

949
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,119
not to be confused with liam from

950
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:30,640
neighbors yes liam

951
00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:32,880
eden hoffer edenhoff hoffenheimer um in

952
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,720
the book she like it's an ongoing thing

953
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,839
in neighbors that she like mispronounces

954
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,920
his last name so i thought i would

955
00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:39,680
continue the journey but yes so

956
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,960
sullivan's straight up says when they

957
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,560
get there

958
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:45,760
like tessa's like oh did you already

959
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:47,760
sell out of jam and she's like yeah i

960
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,359
did like i sold out super quick today

961
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,200
and she's like oh well i'd love to have

962
00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:53,359
some to use here and then jared and his

963
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:56,320
business mind is like wait you want to

964
00:36:53,359 --> 00:36:59,200
use her products and tests as products

965
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:01,520
products and and the owner of sullivan's

966
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,960
is like oh my gosh yes like i use them

967
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,839
whenever she can get them to me i've

968
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,839
based entire meals and like recipes on

969
00:37:05,839 --> 00:37:10,720
them but it's just not always around but

970
00:37:07,839 --> 00:37:13,760
like yes if she was if i had like a

971
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:15,599
ready supply of her product product i

972
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:18,320
would be using it

973
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:19,280
like every day yes so jared's like holy

974
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,440
[ __ ]

975
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,119
clearly we have an untapped market here

976
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,560
there's a lot of potential we need to

977
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:26,400
start this business

978
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,960
and mara's like

979
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,839
okay i guess

980
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,520
and

981
00:37:29,839 --> 00:37:34,000
you know he knows a lot about business

982
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:36,079
because he's a billionaire obviously and

983
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,359
his business wasn't handed to him so

984
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:39,200
there's that

985
00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:42,400
i mean the billions were handed to him

986
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,880
but the real estate business he created

987
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,079
we will give him credit for that but

988
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,720
also

989
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:51,280
while they are out at sullivan's like

990
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:53,280
jared kind of like loki drops this bomb

991
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,400
of like kind of alluding to his trauma

992
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,640
and where we started in the beginning of

993
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,520
the book with him being

994
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,680
like

995
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,119
like smashed and completely like super

996
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,839
depressed yes like

997
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:05,680
drunk out of his mind and he tells mara

998
00:38:03,839 --> 00:38:08,160
that he killed his

999
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,920
like college girlfriend he's like and i

1000
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,359
killed his best friend yes he's like i

1001
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,200
killed them

1002
00:38:11,359 --> 00:38:14,240
um and that's all we know at this point

1003
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,599
so we're like we know that there's some

1004
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,359
trauma that like we don't fully

1005
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:19,520
understand and mara doesn't ask any

1006
00:38:17,359 --> 00:38:21,280
follow-up questions she really does

1007
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:25,200
doesn't do anything she just leaves it

1008
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:27,440
alone she's a passive [ __ ] i can't okay

1009
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,400
no i have a lot of questions about that

1010
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:34,160
and mara just leaves it there

1011
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:36,960
yes yes so much so so then

1012
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,960
jared calls mara i don't fully remember

1013
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,400
the exact time like jared calls mara and

1014
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,880
is like hey

1015
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,040
while we are starting our business

1016
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:47,200
together that i'm

1017
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,680
an angel investor who's giving you all

1018
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,640
of your startup capital but only taking

1019
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,839
10

1020
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:56,160
and free jam home which does not feel

1021
00:38:53,839 --> 00:38:57,200
like a good deal on his end because it's

1022
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,240
not

1023
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,400
um

1024
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:01,440
he is like hey why don't

1025
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,880
you

1026
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,320
like i know like you're gonna have to

1027
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,400
move out of your house so like why don't

1028
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,800
you consider moving into my guest house

1029
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,760
while you start this business and she's

1030
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,440
like

1031
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,000
i'm not moving in with you and he's like

1032
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,079
no no no no it's a completely separate

1033
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000
residence it has its own entrance it's a

1034
00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:20,160
completely separate on the sinclair

1035
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,160
peninsula let's also be clear that in

1036
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:25,200
the city of aimsport there is a

1037
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,960
peninsula that has a gated entrance that

1038
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,520
only the sinclair siblings have

1039
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:32,240
residences yeah

1040
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:34,560
or on that might be the better word um

1041
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:36,400
yes so that's where we're starting my

1042
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,760
dog just whimpered in the background i

1043
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,599
don't know if you heard him it was a

1044
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,359
very sad sound

1045
00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:44,640
he's quick

1046
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:47,040
he is a chunky boy who is wanting more

1047
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:49,680
food he is completely fine

1048
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,440
do not let him fool you i can absolutely

1049
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,760
relate though

1050
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,440
like he will sit there and like he will

1051
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,680
make you think we are atrocious owners

1052
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,839
and i'm like you

1053
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:02,720
we can tell from your size alone that

1054
00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:05,280
you are well loved like and well-fed but

1055
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,319
and a well-fed yes so

1056
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,560
jared calls and i have that full

1057
00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:11,680
conversation but then

1058
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:13,119
guys horrible horrible news a fire

1059
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:16,319
breaks out

1060
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:17,599
so yes so they're on the phone right so

1061
00:40:16,319 --> 00:40:19,680
jared wakes up in the middle of the

1062
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:22,720
night it's storming outside

1063
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:24,560
and he i distinctly remember

1064
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:27,119
he wakes up he finds his phone he's

1065
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:29,040
clutching his phone and he's like i

1066
00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:30,960
don't need to call her she's probably

1067
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,599
asleep i need to mind my own business

1068
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,640
and then he calls her anyway

1069
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:37,040
and she

1070
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,960
answers she's very groggy clearly just

1071
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,040
woke up and she's like hello and he's

1072
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,720
like i was concerned that your

1073
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,440
roof was leaking and she was like oh it

1074
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:47,200
is i probably need to switch out the

1075
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,359
containers like the buckets that i'm

1076
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,280
using to catch the water then like jared

1077
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:53,680
is all like what there are multiple

1078
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:57,280
containers not even one like this place

1079
00:40:53,680 --> 00:41:00,480
has a death trap yes and then she's like

1080
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:02,160
oh my god i smell smoke and he's like

1081
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,599
what

1082
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,839
freaking out

1083
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:08,400
and she's like i i have to go i have to

1084
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:11,359
call 9-1-1 so she hangs up and jared's

1085
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:13,599
like what the [ __ ] so he gets dressed

1086
00:41:11,359 --> 00:41:15,520
very quickly gets in the car and

1087
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:17,599
apparently is headed towards mara then

1088
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,440
we flash to mara's point of view she's

1089
00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:21,280
in the house it's on fire

1090
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,319
yes she's in the house it's on fire

1091
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:26,640
she's trying to grab all of the like

1092
00:41:24,319 --> 00:41:28,400
actual things that she needs like like

1093
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,240
birth certificate yes like a birth

1094
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:32,240
certificate and like is like trying to

1095
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,440
be like [ __ ] what what do i absolutely

1096
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,200
need to grab from this fire but

1097
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,720
unfortunately the fire continues to grow

1098
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,880
and doesn't really have enough time so

1099
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:40,800
then she does get her mother's wedding

1100
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,480
ring which is important to her yes she

1101
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,040
does get her mother's wedding ring

1102
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,880
um and then we actually flash not to

1103
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,800
jared or mara i know that's a big plot

1104
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,359
to us we're flashing to evan if you

1105
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,960
remember the oldest sinclair sibling yes

1106
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:55,359
who like got

1107
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,760
to town for dante and sarah's wedding

1108
00:41:55,359 --> 00:42:00,560
and decided to walk home and just happen

1109
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:03,920
to be on the fire so he didn't decide to

1110
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:06,480
walk home apparently the service that he

1111
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:09,920
used to deliver his car failed to

1112
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:13,040
deliver it on time and so he's livid

1113
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:15,440
that this service failed to perform

1114
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:18,000
their function he's very very agitated

1115
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:20,800
and he's walking along and he sees this

1116
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000
fire and he's like looks like a business

1117
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,079
so i just want to say you're a

1118
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,079
billionaire so if your car service

1119
00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:28,319
didn't come through immediately i feel

1120
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:30,319
like you could afford first world

1121
00:42:28,319 --> 00:42:32,880
problems this is yeah it's truly a first

1122
00:42:30,319 --> 00:42:36,000
world problem with him like like

1123
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:38,240
pissed off wandering down the street and

1124
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,800
happens upon this fire in the middle of

1125
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:42,480
the night so he sees this fire he's like

1126
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,760
it looks like a business i'm sure no

1127
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,760
one's in there and then he hears a

1128
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:49,760
scream and he's like oh [ __ ] somebody's

1129
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:52,319
in there so he runs in and mara has she

1130
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,800
was initially trapped in her bedroom she

1131
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:56,560
left all her significant documents she

1132
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,319
only took her mother's wedding ring she

1133
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:01,119
wound up twisting her ankle trying to

1134
00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:03,680
get out she falls on the ground and then

1135
00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:05,599
this this individual appears and that's

1136
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,680
evans and claire he picks her up carries

1137
00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:09,920
her out of the house deposits her on the

1138
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,760
ground and it's kind of a dick about it

1139
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,920
he's like you know normally when

1140
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,040
someone's house is on fire they [ __ ]

1141
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,920
leave

1142
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,119
the house like what the [ __ ] were you

1143
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,680
doing

1144
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:24,240
and so she's really upset

1145
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:26,640
evan show or jared shows up excuse me

1146
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:29,920
jared shows up tries to run into the

1147
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,359
house jared's like no no no i got her

1148
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,440
evan is like

1149
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:35,839
evan is like yes because jared's trying

1150
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:38,240
to get in evan's like

1151
00:43:35,839 --> 00:43:40,720
simmer down buddy she's right here

1152
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:42,720
she goes to the hospital jared takes her

1153
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:44,880
back to his house and he's like you're

1154
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:47,760
living with me now

1155
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:50,000
and i just love that like in j.s scott's

1156
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,920
universe there's always something that

1157
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,760
happens where they're just like

1158
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,640
i guess you're gonna live with me now

1159
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,520
and i'm like what do you how did we get

1160
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,680
here

1161
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,760
yeah i mean i guess like i reading the

1162
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,359
story i understand how we got here

1163
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,119
logically but i'm almost like all of

1164
00:44:03,359 --> 00:44:06,880
these people

1165
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:10,079
every single one of them every single

1166
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:12,480
one been displaced from their home yeah

1167
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:15,839
and it just continues through every

1168
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,800
single book so we start with a

1169
00:44:15,839 --> 00:44:19,119
um

1170
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:21,119
somebody vandalizes a house and no

1171
00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:22,960
ordinary billionaire

1172
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:26,160
we have a fire and forbidden billionaire

1173
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:28,240
we have a snowstorm in evans story that

1174
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:30,319
i'm forgetting the name of it's a whole

1175
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:32,319
like it's just multiple times it's like

1176
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:35,200
there's no other option boo guess you

1177
00:44:32,319 --> 00:44:36,960
have to live with me now thanks bye

1178
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,040
well and so then like they get to the

1179
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,880
house and mind you like

1180
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,040
they have like jared and mara have this

1181
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,720
weird relationship like because they

1182
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,040
don't have a relationship but he has

1183
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:48,160
this like creepily possessive energy and

1184
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,920
so she's sitting there and she's like

1185
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,520
crying and stopping she's like i lost

1186
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:54,240
everything and he's like you didn't lose

1187
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:56,079
me and i'm like did she have you this is

1188
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:57,839
your life yes he's like you have your

1189
00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:59,680
life and you have me what more do you

1190
00:44:57,839 --> 00:45:03,119
need and i'm like

1191
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:05,359
all of her earthly possessions her home

1192
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:09,200
like her business like just if we are

1193
00:45:05,359 --> 00:45:09,200
looking at maslow's hierarchy

1194
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:13,520
there's a lot that she needs actually

1195
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,240
and mind you yes you can provide that to

1196
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:19,040
her but so then mara decides she wants

1197
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:20,960
to seek physical comfort out of jared

1198
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,480
but then like and she's like oh like i

1199
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,720
just really need this comfort and then

1200
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,040
jared gets all in his head and he's like

1201
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:29,200
about being used because

1202
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,880
he's [ __ ] a lot of women they they

1203
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,800
want they never want us to forget that

1204
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,720
holy [ __ ] i feel like every other

1205
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,640
paragraph they're like i [ __ ] a lot of

1206
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:38,800
women i'm like yes jared we get it

1207
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:42,400
you're a stallion in the sheets like

1208
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:44,960
calm yourself such a stud such a stud

1209
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,640
hey there's my puppies

1210
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,839
we'll get you right back to the show in

1211
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,440
just a moment

1212
00:45:47,839 --> 00:45:51,200
but first

1213
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,640
do you like us

1214
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,000
maybe even

1215
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,560
love us

1216
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,319
because we sure love you

1217
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,400
and if you do love us

1218
00:45:58,319 --> 00:46:02,240
don't tease us

1219
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,720
tell us in those ratings and reviews

1220
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:07,280
wherever you're listening right now

1221
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:09,359
maybe even send us over to a special

1222
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,440
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1223
00:46:09,359 --> 00:46:13,200
smutty with us

1224
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:17,280
because you know the first rule of smug

1225
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:20,319
club is to talk about smut club

1226
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:24,359
all right i won't keep you any longer

1227
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:24,359
let's get back to the show

1228
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:29,150
[Music]

1229
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,319
so

1230
00:46:29,150 --> 00:46:31,520
[Music]

1231
00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:33,440
honestly i don't even remember the

1232
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,359
tangent that i was about to go but

1233
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,200
yeah so she's like i need physical

1234
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:39,119
comfort and he's like use me how you

1235
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,560
want to and she's like hold up hold up

1236
00:46:39,119 --> 00:46:42,319
hold up but like it's kind of like

1237
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,720
despondent when he says it we're like

1238
00:46:42,319 --> 00:46:46,960
he's like been into their physical

1239
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:49,440
interactions and then

1240
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,720
he's like yeah take what you need but

1241
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,160
like gets very like sad boy about it

1242
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,640
and

1243
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:58,640
so then she's like no no it's not me

1244
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:01,599
taking what i need like i

1245
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,480
i don't need this i need you like i want

1246
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:04,720
you

1247
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,000
right not just any man would do it's

1248
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,920
only you

1249
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,040
and so then they bang

1250
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,280
and

1251
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,119
it's magical i guess for everybody

1252
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,680
involved i also

1253
00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:19,280
just want to note

1254
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:22,160
they talk about the size of jared's dick

1255
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,839
a lot so much so much through this book

1256
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,319
because it's literally like the the

1257
00:47:23,839 --> 00:47:28,640
notes i have it's like i don't want it i

1258
00:47:26,319 --> 00:47:31,359
want you and the next quote is have you

1259
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:33,359
had someone my size before and i feel

1260
00:47:31,359 --> 00:47:35,319
like the entire book is talking about

1261
00:47:33,359 --> 00:47:39,040
how

1262
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:41,119
unfortunately massive yeah like honestly

1263
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:44,000
the way they describe jared's dick seems

1264
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:46,079
almost inconveniently large it is

1265
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,760
not good husband dick

1266
00:47:46,079 --> 00:47:49,599
right and i think we've talked about

1267
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:52,480
this before but the difference between

1268
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:54,480
boyfriend dick and husband dick 100

1269
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,680
like there's there's a difference

1270
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,640
between

1271
00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:00,559
dick that is ridden for fun and dick

1272
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,800
that is written for life you know what i

1273
00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:05,280
mean there's a difference i once had a

1274
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,760
friend and mind you i think he was i

1275
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:10,079
think he was a friend i i think he was

1276
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,599
trying to bone me no okay

1277
00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:14,160
okay um

1278
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:15,680
but i had a friend who

1279
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:18,559
was telling me he's like yeah chelsea

1280
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:21,040
honestly my last girlfriend like

1281
00:48:18,559 --> 00:48:23,040
she just told me like i was too big for

1282
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,480
like longevity

1283
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,800
which like i'm like

1284
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,760
i think that's my wording not his but

1285
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,359
like it was very much this like

1286
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,680
i

1287
00:48:31,359 --> 00:48:36,720
have too large of a dick for her to want

1288
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,960
it on a consistent basis sure

1289
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:41,280
and to his credit i never actually saw

1290
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,640
his dick but to his credit i do think

1291
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,760
that's a real thing where people are

1292
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,480
like hey

1293
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,880
your dick is too large to be

1294
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:52,559
something i want to engage with on an

1295
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:55,359
ongoing basis it limits it limits a lot

1296
00:48:52,559 --> 00:48:57,760
like it limits the positions available

1297
00:48:55,359 --> 00:49:02,240
it limits a lot of things when it's too

1298
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:04,800
big well when it goes down to your knee

1299
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:06,720
up to your lungs

1300
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:10,480
all i can think about is that one

1301
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:12,319
picture of um idris elba walking do you

1302
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,040
know the one i'm talking about there's

1303
00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:17,760
this photo of idris elba walking and

1304
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:21,440
there's this very distinct like

1305
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:23,760
imprint of something that is very far

1306
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:26,880
down his thigh and people are like god

1307
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:29,040
damn idris for real and he

1308
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,839
he responded and was like

1309
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:34,720
thank you for thinking that but that's a

1310
00:49:31,839 --> 00:49:37,119
that's a mic chord like that's not me

1311
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:39,599
but thank you for thinking that you know

1312
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:41,440
i also love that like his energy was

1313
00:49:39,599 --> 00:49:43,119
just like hey

1314
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:46,400
thanks mine is actually a very

1315
00:49:43,119 --> 00:49:46,400
convenient size

1316
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,760
i'm just saying

1317
00:49:49,839 --> 00:49:54,400
so they bone is the moral of the story

1318
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:56,880
the moral of the story is that

1319
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:59,520
mara is like i want physical comfort

1320
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:01,200
after her house burned burns down and

1321
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,880
she loses all of her earthly possessions

1322
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,640
and then jared is like

1323
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,920
i guess just use me take what you need

1324
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:09,040
and she's like no i don't want it i

1325
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:11,280
don't want i want you and then he's like

1326
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:13,440
me have you had someone of my size

1327
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,839
before

1328
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,760
like also what do you say to that

1329
00:50:15,839 --> 00:50:19,359
because i feel like if you say yeah

1330
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,720
actually

1331
00:50:19,359 --> 00:50:24,400
that's not what any jews is wanting to

1332
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:28,160
hear no

1333
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:30,480
no just and also a consistent theme with

1334
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,480
with our dear friend jan is that these

1335
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,760
women are all like near virginal so

1336
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:36,640
they've had like

1337
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:38,800
one or two dudes in the past

1338
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:42,079
and they've been sub-par

1339
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:44,400
in the bedroom yes it's always like a

1340
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:46,960
i had sex a few times i don't get what

1341
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,640
all the fuss is about and you're like oh

1342
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,280
okay i guess that's where we live now

1343
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,119
honey so that all happens she has sex

1344
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,960
with jared

1345
00:50:53,119 --> 00:50:56,640
and then

1346
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:00,400
we moved to like

1347
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:02,559
maro seeing evan walk down the beach

1348
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,359
in a suit in a full suit it's his it's

1349
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:06,160
his most comfortable suit lest we forget

1350
00:51:05,359 --> 00:51:07,920
um

1351
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,760
but she sees evan walking down the

1352
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,480
street in a suit and she feels a kindred

1353
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:14,800
ship to him after he rescued her from

1354
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,559
the burning building and so she goes to

1355
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,960
like talk with him and

1356
00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:20,800
thank him for rescuing her

1357
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,319
and she shares about the whole business

1358
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,720
deal

1359
00:51:22,319 --> 00:51:26,480
and how like she's annoyed with jared

1360
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:28,720
for not setting himself up for success

1361
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,960
and then evan is kind of like

1362
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,480
yeah you're right he's not and like

1363
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,319
that's not a great business deal but

1364
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,559
i'll give you a good business deal and

1365
00:51:34,319 --> 00:51:38,480
so he's like kind of playing it where

1366
00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:40,559
he's like we'll just tell jared if he

1367
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,520
won't sign an actual contract with you i

1368
00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:44,079
will

1369
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,280
and we can open your jam and candy

1370
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:48,400
business

1371
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:51,200
without my brother's involvement

1372
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,960
and she's like i hate that but also if

1373
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,720
that's what it takes to get a fair deal

1374
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,119
because i'm super ethical then that's

1375
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:59,200
what i'll do she's the most ethical hoe

1376
00:51:57,119 --> 00:52:01,760
i've ever seen

1377
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:04,000
holy [ __ ] she's the most ethical huh

1378
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,760
like

1379
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,680
like like i feel like all the time she's

1380
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,200
like i'm that's just not fair or like i

1381
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,640
can't like

1382
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,599
jared will like

1383
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:15,040
gift her things and then she's like we

1384
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:16,720
need to come up with a payment plan and

1385
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,240
he's like it's a [ __ ] gift and i'm a

1386
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:20,079
billionaire and don't give a [ __ ] and

1387
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:21,839
she's like i can't take this iphone and

1388
00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:23,040
he's like a thousand dollars is

1389
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:25,359
literally

1390
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,720
nothing i don't i truly do not care

1391
00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:28,079
about it and she's like i wouldn't feel

1392
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:30,000
right and i'm like i think we need to

1393
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:32,880
get over this but like because here's

1394
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:35,280
the thing i view myself as an ethical

1395
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:37,119
and conscious conscientious human being

1396
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,880
but also if i know someone is a

1397
00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:40,480
billionaire and they're like hey chelsea

1398
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,000
i just bought you the new iphone i'm not

1399
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,000
gonna be like

1400
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,319
do you want a payment plan

1401
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,520
i'm just gonna say thank you so much i

1402
00:52:46,319 --> 00:52:51,760
can't wait to use it right if jeff bezos

1403
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,040
gave me a million dollars right now i'd

1404
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,359
be like

1405
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:57,440
thank you have a great day

1406
00:52:55,359 --> 00:52:59,200
you know what i mean

1407
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,800
my only ethical concern is if it was

1408
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,319
like blood bunny

1409
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,520
you know what i mean like i'm like yeah

1410
00:53:02,319 --> 00:53:05,280
like outside of that i really don't

1411
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,880
really have any concerns

1412
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,559
so

1413
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,240
evan evan says he'll like make this

1414
00:53:08,559 --> 00:53:11,599
business deal with her and then jared

1415
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,440
sees them

1416
00:53:11,599 --> 00:53:17,359
hugging because she hugs him as a thank

1417
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:20,240
you yes and then jared is like livid

1418
00:53:17,359 --> 00:53:23,119
about this and is like colin dibs on her

1419
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:26,240
yeah to evan he's like do not touch my

1420
00:53:23,119 --> 00:53:29,440
woman and we also left out that sarah

1421
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:31,200
who is dante's fiance

1422
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:34,480
bought her a whole new wardrobe

1423
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:36,240
including lingerie and clothing and

1424
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,920
underwear and everything because she

1425
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:41,440
lost everything in the fire just as

1426
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:43,839
emily did for sarah precisely no

1427
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,680
ordinary billionaires so it's like like

1428
00:53:43,839 --> 00:53:48,640
a thing that they like to pass on the

1429
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:51,920
next generation yeah i guess yes yeah

1430
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:54,000
so jared so evan says to jared

1431
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:56,960
stake your claim before somebody else

1432
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,319
does and jared's like um excuse me are

1433
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,079
you saying that you want to stake a

1434
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:02,160
claim and evan's like mind your [ __ ]

1435
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:03,760
business just do what i [ __ ] said to

1436
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,599
you right now

1437
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:08,240
basically i mean jared

1438
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:10,880
rescued her from a fire not jared evan

1439
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:13,280
evan rescued her they're all the same

1440
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,200
let's just be clear they're all the same

1441
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,680
they're all sinclairs

1442
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,359
evan rescued her from a fire and then

1443
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,440
was like i'll give you a business deal

1444
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:23,040
if my brother won't and then jared's

1445
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,559
like she's my woman and nothing's like

1446
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,559
bros take your claim if you want to

1447
00:54:24,559 --> 00:54:28,960
stake a claim which honestly i feel like

1448
00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:30,559
evan is being pretty reasonable here

1449
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:33,040
like i don't feel like this is like that

1450
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:36,839
outlandish and like jared's like

1451
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:39,280
very much puffing his chest definitely

1452
00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:42,400
so yeah

1453
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:44,960
so then mara what happens next mara

1454
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:48,960
makes him dinner i think

1455
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,960
i don't know honestly my next notes say

1456
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:53,839
i'll read you all my full notes mara

1457
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:57,040
sees evan walking on beach offers her

1458
00:54:53,839 --> 00:54:58,559
business deal jared sees calls dibs and

1459
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:02,319
then there's a space and then the next

1460
00:54:58,559 --> 00:55:04,240
section says quote i'm big and i wasn't

1461
00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:07,440
gentle

1462
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:09,200
follow-up quote i was stretched by a man

1463
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:12,000
of your size

1464
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:15,359
right right right so she makes him

1465
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,880
dinner which he's just flabbergasted by

1466
00:55:15,359 --> 00:55:18,799
because no one has ever made him dinner

1467
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,400
before and it's just mind-boggling

1468
00:55:18,799 --> 00:55:22,000
because he's a billionaire and everyone

1469
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,839
only wants his money they only want what

1470
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,760
they can get from him not what they can

1471
00:55:23,839 --> 00:55:28,319
give to him right

1472
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:30,480
so then they have a conversation finally

1473
00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:32,000
about their night or afternoon or

1474
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,960
whatever [ __ ] time of day it was

1475
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,359
together

1476
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:38,160
and he's like did i hurt you

1477
00:55:35,359 --> 00:55:40,079
and she's like no and he's like for real

1478
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,720
because i'm pretty [ __ ] big and she's

1479
00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:45,680
like i was just you know being stretched

1480
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:48,880
by a man of your size he like he's

1481
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:51,280
really obsessed with his dick size yeah

1482
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,119
yeah just saying yeah so then they go on

1483
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:56,640
a date to the arcade

1484
00:55:53,119 --> 00:55:58,799
yes so then he is like you need to take

1485
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,040
a break you're doing too much let's go

1486
00:55:58,799 --> 00:56:03,280
to the arcade they go

1487
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,960
they play games they

1488
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,599
he gets her a stuffed animal of some

1489
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:09,200
kind they do the little like

1490
00:56:07,599 --> 00:56:10,720
photo booth thing

1491
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,559
he loves it

1492
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:14,319
and then

1493
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:17,040
i don't even know

1494
00:56:14,319 --> 00:56:19,520
neither do i these books are all

1495
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,799
blending together they're all the same

1496
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,640
you guys

1497
00:56:20,799 --> 00:56:26,640
except these are in maine not to be

1498
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,640
confused with tampa florida

1499
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,480
well

1500
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,760
and then so like they go on the arcade

1501
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,440
date and then honestly the next thing

1502
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:36,480
that i like really remember happening is

1503
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:38,559
that like beatrice

1504
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,640
like declared that like they're a match

1505
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:42,559
because i don't think they knew

1506
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:45,200
right i don't think she had told evan

1507
00:56:42,559 --> 00:56:47,680
that mara was her match or maybe maybe

1508
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,880
it was after the date that that jared

1509
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,400
was like

1510
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,200
yeah

1511
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,720
she

1512
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:55,040
she called

1513
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:56,960
dante and sarah

1514
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,000
she told me that i had a match that's

1515
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:03,119
right because because she shows him her

1516
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:06,000
her key ring that has the the crystal on

1517
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:10,160
it and he's like i have one of those too

1518
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:13,359
beatrice said that you're my match and

1519
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:15,200
mara's like i'm not cute enough for that

1520
00:57:13,359 --> 00:57:17,040
basically

1521
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,559
i really don't understand mara's like

1522
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,799
push and pull with like when she has a

1523
00:57:18,559 --> 00:57:24,000
back button when she doesn't yeah just

1524
00:57:20,799 --> 00:57:26,000
saying yeah so

1525
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,960
from there i just honestly remember that

1526
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,440
they

1527
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:31,520
she finally got jared to agree to a

1528
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,960
business deal and business contract

1529
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,640
because like

1530
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,839
she kind of like played the evan card

1531
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,119
and she was like oh well like if you

1532
00:57:35,839 --> 00:57:38,720
won't like your brother will sign this

1533
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:41,040
like contract for like an actual like

1534
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,760
business deal and ethical agreement with

1535
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,960
me

1536
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,799
and then jared was like the [ __ ] you

1537
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,920
will i'm your business partner not my

1538
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:47,280
brother

1539
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:50,640
and so they like finally actually like

1540
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:52,880
agreed on a business contract but they

1541
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,640
didn't sign yet they just agreed to

1542
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,640
terms

1543
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,480
they don't sign till later

1544
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,880
oh i don't remember that

1545
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:02,880
i literally just you just finished it

1546
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:05,839
i'm just finished here's the thing i

1547
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:08,319
kind of did but honestly

1548
00:58:05,839 --> 00:58:10,400
i skimmed a couple chapters because i

1549
00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:12,960
needed that break in my life and they

1550
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,680
hadn't really banged again

1551
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:17,680
so then there's the

1552
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:22,079
also don't forget that like after that

1553
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:26,559
jared does tell us how his friends died

1554
00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:29,599
yes so so there's the um bachelor party

1555
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:32,079
and the bridal party happening

1556
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:33,920
so she is with all the women and she

1557
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:35,440
tells them that doesn't happen yet oh it

1558
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,720
doesn't we aren't there yet i jumped the

1559
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:41,599
gun you did i did so we do jared

1560
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:43,920
discloses to mara

1561
00:58:41,599 --> 00:58:47,119
how the friends died

1562
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:49,040
yes so what we find out is that

1563
00:58:47,119 --> 00:58:51,440
jared's college girlfriend who he was in

1564
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:53,440
love with and his best friend were

1565
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,960
having an affair jared and his best

1566
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,480
friend were supposed to be starting this

1567
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:59,359
like architecture

1568
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,799
firm restoring old houses once they

1569
00:58:59,359 --> 00:59:01,920
graduated so jared was putting all of

1570
00:59:00,799 --> 00:59:03,119
his time into that and was like oh

1571
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,319
that's why i'm growing distant from my

1572
00:59:03,119 --> 00:59:06,960
girlfriend because i'm working on all

1573
00:59:04,319 --> 00:59:08,079
these like business deals right and then

1574
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,599
found out

1575
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:10,640
because he was the designated driver at

1576
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:11,760
a party

1577
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:14,319
and then he's like oh where did my

1578
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:16,799
girlfriend go and like found her [ __ ]

1579
00:59:14,319 --> 00:59:19,280
his best friend right so and then he

1580
00:59:16,799 --> 00:59:22,160
leaves yes he got upset and left

1581
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:24,720
understandable right as like a very

1582
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,240
natural human reaction so he gets upset

1583
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,920
after he saw his girlfriend [ __ ] his

1584
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:30,000
best friend and leaves the party and he

1585
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:32,400
had been their designated driver so then

1586
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:35,760
later on in the evening apparently his

1587
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:37,280
now ex-girlfriend and ex-best friend got

1588
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:40,400
in the car

1589
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:42,160
with another driver who was intoxicated

1590
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,640
and then that car crashed and they

1591
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:46,480
subsequently died and jared has always

1592
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,839
blamed himself because

1593
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,839
he

1594
00:59:47,839 --> 00:59:52,400
was sober and didn't drive them home

1595
00:59:49,839 --> 00:59:55,119
because he'd been upset yes and jared is

1596
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:57,599
not the only one who blames himself his

1597
00:59:55,119 --> 01:00:00,000
girlfriend's mother also blames him

1598
00:59:57,599 --> 01:00:03,119
because all she knows is that he was the

1599
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:05,200
designated driver and chose to leave her

1600
01:00:03,119 --> 01:00:08,640
daughter at this party

1601
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:10,799
and then she died so she doesn't know

1602
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:14,640
about all this other stuff so she blames

1603
01:00:10,799 --> 01:00:17,839
jared and at the wedding like smacks him

1604
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:20,319
and tells him that everything's fault

1605
01:00:17,839 --> 01:00:22,400
funeral sure what did i say wedding i

1606
01:00:20,319 --> 01:00:24,960
was like who's wedding i haven't drank

1607
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:27,040
that much you really haven't so

1608
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,960
yes at her daughter's funeral she like

1609
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,720
lays in to jared about all this which

1610
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,319
only like increases

1611
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,920
all of his guilt

1612
01:00:32,319 --> 01:00:35,599
um

1613
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,359
what was i just thinking about all of

1614
01:00:35,599 --> 01:00:40,960
this honestly i don't remember this book

1615
01:00:37,359 --> 01:00:43,119
is such a [ __ ] faster such a disaster

1616
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,480
oh that was what it was

1617
01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:45,760
so jared i guess because he's a

1618
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,920
billionaire

1619
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:49,839
and loved his girlfriend and she didn't

1620
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:52,880
come from a family who was also

1621
01:00:49,839 --> 01:00:55,119
billionaires was paying her college

1622
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,720
tuition this whole time yeah so there

1623
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:57,520
was this like whole tension where you're

1624
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,880
like

1625
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,880
oh

1626
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,520
was his girl his girlfriend was only

1627
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:06,240
continuing to date him because he was

1628
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:08,400
paying for her tuition right and he was

1629
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,240
investing all the money

1630
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,079
for him and the best friend to start

1631
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:14,480
this business so it's like is the best

1632
01:01:12,079 --> 01:01:15,280
friend only in all of this

1633
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,680
for

1634
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,720
the money for this business

1635
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,920
right

1636
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,000
so

1637
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,799
mara is

1638
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:26,480
starting to build her own business

1639
01:01:24,799 --> 01:01:28,079
they're getting the

1640
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,400
um

1641
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:32,079
website launched they're doing all these

1642
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:35,520
different things

1643
01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:37,359
for all of this mara at some point

1644
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,079
decides that she really wants to give

1645
01:01:37,359 --> 01:01:40,079
him

1646
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:40,960
a blowy

1647
01:01:40,079 --> 01:01:43,920
and

1648
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:46,000
he's like no one's ever done this before

1649
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,400
and she's because of because he's a man

1650
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,559
of his size that an a a woman has never

1651
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,640
wanted to go down on him because he's

1652
01:01:50,559 --> 01:01:54,000
too well endowed

1653
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,799
right

1654
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:59,599
which when i think back to morning glory

1655
01:01:56,799 --> 01:02:02,559
milking farm at one point she really

1656
01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:05,680
wants to go down on him and i'm like if

1657
01:02:02,559 --> 01:02:07,920
she can handle a bull penis

1658
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,200
i feel like

1659
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:12,319
i feel like jared might be like

1660
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,559
overestimating himself

1661
01:02:12,319 --> 01:02:16,640
i'm also i'm like

1662
01:02:14,559 --> 01:02:19,680
i legitimately thought that i was like

1663
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:22,079
how big is his dick that

1664
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,119
no woman ever

1665
01:02:22,079 --> 01:02:25,440
ever

1666
01:02:23,119 --> 01:02:28,160
has wanted to go down on him

1667
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:30,000
because he's too well endowed and

1668
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,520
especially when like we talk all of like

1669
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,640
this book about

1670
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:37,119
women using him to get to his money and

1671
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,000
i'm like okay so all of your dick is so

1672
01:02:37,119 --> 01:02:39,839
big

1673
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,079
that these women are like i get that

1674
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:45,359
you're a billionaire but even i can't do

1675
01:02:42,079 --> 01:02:46,480
that right and to be clear it's not like

1676
01:02:45,359 --> 01:02:49,280
this is

1677
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:53,119
this is a a thing that happens after the

1678
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:53,920
fact this is a pre-arranged discussion

1679
01:02:53,119 --> 01:02:55,680
like

1680
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:58,400
he is essentially

1681
01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:01,119
providing these women with

1682
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:04,240
whatever they want in order to have sex

1683
01:03:01,119 --> 01:03:05,359
with them right so it's not like

1684
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,880
it's a

1685
01:03:05,359 --> 01:03:08,720
surprise

1686
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,760
for anybody

1687
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,160
and yet

1688
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:14,160
we constantly seem surprised in this

1689
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:16,079
book by the size of his dick and i'm

1690
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:19,119
like i don't know how we're surprised

1691
01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:22,400
it's literally all we talk about right

1692
01:03:19,119 --> 01:03:24,720
but they keep bringing it up like it's

1693
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,559
new information yes and so they have the

1694
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,400
whole like

1695
01:03:26,559 --> 01:03:30,079
like they've he's never been with a

1696
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,920
woman who's like wanted to go down on a

1697
01:03:30,079 --> 01:03:33,839
man of his size

1698
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,200
and then i don't remember if it's in the

1699
01:03:33,839 --> 01:03:36,400
exact same sexual encounter because

1700
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,839
there's a lot of sexual encounters and

1701
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,720
they all kind of bleed together

1702
01:03:37,839 --> 01:03:40,799
but

1703
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:43,359
then like their next sexual encounter

1704
01:03:40,799 --> 01:03:45,440
that may have been the same night

1705
01:03:43,359 --> 01:03:49,680
she's like i'm on birth control because

1706
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:52,640
my doctor dr sarah singh almost sinclair

1707
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:55,760
recently prescribed it to me yeah so she

1708
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:58,079
let's raw dog it yes she had originally

1709
01:03:55,760 --> 01:04:00,480
said that they weren't gonna hook up

1710
01:03:58,079 --> 01:04:03,039
again that it was a one-time thing after

1711
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,960
the fire that she didn't want to use him

1712
01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:07,280
blah blah blah blah blah blah

1713
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:09,920
and then

1714
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:12,799
in the book from her perspective she's

1715
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:15,039
like i guess i kind of knew in the back

1716
01:04:12,799 --> 01:04:17,200
of my mind that this was totally gonna

1717
01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:18,799
happen with jared again so i definitely

1718
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:22,240
got on birth control so that we could

1719
01:04:18,799 --> 01:04:22,240
just like bang it out

1720
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,960
yeah i feel like the book doesn't read

1721
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:29,359
as someone who decided they were no

1722
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:32,960
longer going to be sexually active

1723
01:04:29,359 --> 01:04:35,440
honestly it reads like

1724
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:36,400
some christian high schoolers who are

1725
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,480
like

1726
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:41,280
we're not going to have sex but i bought

1727
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:43,760
these condoms just to be safe

1728
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,720
right for the sex we're never gonna have

1729
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,440
right

1730
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:50,319
right and then he's like floored that he

1731
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:52,319
trusts her enough to go for it even

1732
01:04:50,319 --> 01:04:54,559
though he's [ __ ] a lot of women you

1733
01:04:52,319 --> 01:04:56,640
guys he's [ __ ] a lot of women he is

1734
01:04:54,559 --> 01:04:58,799
not afraid to remind us

1735
01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:00,720
i [ __ ] a lot of women and no woman has

1736
01:04:58,799 --> 01:05:03,200
ever wanted to go down on me i [ __ ] a

1737
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:05,680
lot of women and i've never gone raw

1738
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:08,480
before like i [ __ ] a lot of women and

1739
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:10,559
fill in the blank i'm like bro

1740
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:13,599
we get it

1741
01:05:10,559 --> 01:05:15,599
you're you're a hot billionaire who's

1742
01:05:13,599 --> 01:05:17,599
boned a lot of chicks all i can think

1743
01:05:15,599 --> 01:05:21,119
about is the beach boys right now get

1744
01:05:17,599 --> 01:05:22,960
around get around i get around

1745
01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:25,599
i like that we harmonize that we

1746
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:28,400
unintentionally nailed it yes so all

1747
01:05:25,599 --> 01:05:31,599
right from there

1748
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:33,359
they raw dog it sure they go without a

1749
01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:35,359
condom because she's on birth control

1750
01:05:33,359 --> 01:05:37,760
for the sex they weren't gonna have and

1751
01:05:35,359 --> 01:05:39,760
he's like you're mine forever now

1752
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,920
yeah you can never leave me now that

1753
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:45,200
i've had you bear

1754
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:47,440
but also i don't love you right

1755
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:50,960
i just can't live without you and you're

1756
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:53,839
mine and you are mine but this is not

1757
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:57,039
love i want to be clear because i don't

1758
01:05:53,839 --> 01:05:59,039
believe in love exactly because of his

1759
01:05:57,039 --> 01:06:01,280
trauma with his girlfriend who was using

1760
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:03,200
him for his money

1761
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,880
so then we actually get to where hannah

1762
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:07,280
previously tried to bring us because

1763
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,960
i brought us back um to the bachelor and

1764
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,559
bachelorette party and at the bachelor

1765
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,920
party jared is sitting and talking to

1766
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:13,359
all of his brothers and like do you love

1767
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,559
her and he's like no

1768
01:06:13,359 --> 01:06:16,079
and they're like

1769
01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:17,359
are you super possessive and like can't

1770
01:06:16,079 --> 01:06:20,160
imagine with anyone else and he's like

1771
01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:22,400
yes it's like [ __ ] everyone like haha

1772
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:24,319
it's love yeah and they're like would

1773
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:27,359
you like walk through fire for her and

1774
01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:29,359
he's like yes because he already loki

1775
01:06:27,359 --> 01:06:30,960
kind of did even though she doesn't know

1776
01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:32,880
he tried to go into her house while it

1777
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,799
was on fire to rescue her even though

1778
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:37,119
she had already been rescued

1779
01:06:34,799 --> 01:06:39,039
and so he's like oh damn

1780
01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:40,799
like maybe it is

1781
01:06:39,039 --> 01:06:42,960
and then at the bachelorette party she's

1782
01:06:40,799 --> 01:06:44,480
had a few daiquiris and all the women

1783
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:47,039
are like

1784
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:48,880
one like you're totally into him and

1785
01:06:47,039 --> 01:06:51,520
she's like no

1786
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,559
she does disclose a little bit more she

1787
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,240
does

1788
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:56,960
than jared does but it's still kind of

1789
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:58,640
that like oh i don't know like

1790
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,880
we're just seeing each other for now

1791
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:04,240
like it's nothing serious

1792
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:06,319
right that's kind of their energy right

1793
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:09,839
and then the next day he comes over

1794
01:07:06,319 --> 01:07:11,680
super early shows her the website for

1795
01:07:09,839 --> 01:07:13,520
the business

1796
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,119
yes he like got up at like the crocodile

1797
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,280
and was like the website is up and

1798
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:20,720
that's not the only thing that's up

1799
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:23,680
and yeah that's literally literally

1800
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:24,720
literally what happens

1801
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:27,440
that

1802
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:29,760
wasn't hyperbolic that was very spot on

1803
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:32,000
to what's in the book um

1804
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:35,200
but like the website was up and he

1805
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,400
bought her a new phone because she lost

1806
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,920
a new computer

1807
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:40,319
in the fire

1808
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:44,000
and then they decided they are

1809
01:07:40,319 --> 01:07:45,280
officially together like after

1810
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,799
after the bachelor and bachelorette

1811
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:49,119
party the next day they like kind of

1812
01:07:46,799 --> 01:07:52,400
officially deem themselves together but

1813
01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:54,160
this is also the scene where she's like

1814
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:57,119
he's like she never looked better to me

1815
01:07:54,160 --> 01:08:00,319
and she's like i was wearing

1816
01:07:57,119 --> 01:08:02,720
a spaghetti strap lacy tank top and

1817
01:08:00,319 --> 01:08:05,920
shorts that went to my knees and y'all i

1818
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:08,799
don't know what the [ __ ] james got

1819
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:11,039
j.s scott like what the obsession with

1820
01:08:08,799 --> 01:08:13,599
bermuda shorts is and i'm like is this

1821
01:08:11,039 --> 01:08:15,200
you trying to make these women less sexy

1822
01:08:13,599 --> 01:08:17,839
because it feels like all of the men in

1823
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:20,480
your books are like these like hot alpha

1824
01:08:17,839 --> 01:08:23,120
billionaires with zero body fat and then

1825
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:25,839
all of the girls are like i'm plain and

1826
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:28,319
curvy and wear bermuda shorts and i'm

1827
01:08:25,839 --> 01:08:30,239
like where i just why do all of you have

1828
01:08:28,319 --> 01:08:32,000
bermuda shorts i just don't get it so i

1829
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:34,560
feel like i need to do more research

1830
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:38,080
into jan and like where she's from

1831
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:40,400
because if she is in fact from florida

1832
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:43,199
maybe that is tainting

1833
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:45,600
her definition of sexy to include

1834
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:47,440
bermuda shortly honestly when i think of

1835
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:49,359
bermuda shorts i think of the mission

1836
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,960
trip i went on in middle school just

1837
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:56,239
central america

1838
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:58,480
like chelsea with full braces yes doing

1839
01:08:56,239 --> 01:09:01,359
ribbon dances whatever the [ __ ] i was

1840
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:03,839
doing on these souls saving souls on

1841
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:05,600
this trip i was a i was a clown

1842
01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:08,080
unfortunately i popped a lot of balloons

1843
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:10,719
and that's that is not a euphemism y'all

1844
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:12,239
she was a clown i i was a clown i

1845
01:09:10,719 --> 01:09:13,839
dressed up as a clown they tried to

1846
01:09:12,239 --> 01:09:16,319
teach me how to make balloon animals i

1847
01:09:13,839 --> 01:09:17,359
was not great at it because i was 11 at

1848
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,359
the time

1849
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:21,040
i'm like i'm 11 trying to save the souls

1850
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:23,920
of i don't know who the [ __ ] i'm trying

1851
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:25,600
to save the souls up um i popped a lot

1852
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:28,080
of balloons because i was 11 and a

1853
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,000
pretty shitty clown euphemism i made the

1854
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,080
children

1855
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:35,839
i made the children cry

1856
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:38,560
because i popped so many balloons

1857
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:41,600
but like when i think bermuda shorts i

1858
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:45,199
think that is quintessential chelsea and

1859
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:47,920
panama energy circa

1860
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:50,799
i don't know 2 000 whatever the [ __ ]

1861
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,839
year it was that that trip happened

1862
01:09:50,799 --> 01:09:54,640
and

1863
01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:56,080
no part of me has ever heard shorts

1864
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:58,080
described as going to the knees and

1865
01:09:56,080 --> 01:10:01,360
being like this is sexy and to be fair

1866
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:03,360
j.s scott jan our girl is like i agree

1867
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:05,360
it's not sexy but the men are somehow

1868
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:07,440
into it i'm like why are all of your men

1869
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:09,520
why are all of your like super hot

1870
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:11,920
zero body fat alpha males into bermuda

1871
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:13,440
shorts i have just r

1872
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:15,920
chelsea just there's something in the

1873
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:18,159
water and [ __ ] aimsport that we don't

1874
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,560
know about and tampa

1875
01:10:18,159 --> 01:10:22,400
and tampa we haven't made it are there

1876
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:24,560
bermuda shorts in the tampa books i

1877
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:26,239
honestly don't remember but you know we

1878
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:28,480
wouldn't put it past our girl and we

1879
01:10:26,239 --> 01:10:31,440
wouldn't not for a moment

1880
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:33,840
so he's into it she's into it they bang

1881
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:33,840
again

1882
01:10:34,159 --> 01:10:39,840
she's like i need a contract and he's

1883
01:10:36,239 --> 01:10:42,239
like fine i'll draw one up

1884
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:43,760
i promise

1885
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:46,159
after giving her the phone and the

1886
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:48,080
computer

1887
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:51,520
but when did he

1888
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:53,440
oh so then after

1889
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,760
yes i'm getting ahead of myself because

1890
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:57,199
then the night of the rehearsal dinner

1891
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,760
when it was just the family hanging out

1892
01:10:57,199 --> 01:11:01,679
like all of this drama goes down where

1893
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:04,080
like you find out hope

1894
01:11:01,679 --> 01:11:06,080
the youngest sibling so she's the the

1895
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:08,320
youngest of the east coast sinclair she

1896
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:10,640
has the four older brothers evan grady

1897
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:12,480
dante

1898
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,719
jared um

1899
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:16,080
and she's married to

1900
01:11:14,719 --> 01:11:18,159
josh

1901
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,880
i don't know somebody with a j something

1902
01:11:18,159 --> 01:11:23,440
something in sutherland j sutherland is

1903
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:25,120
what we'll go with um and then we find

1904
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:27,120
out like this gets disclosed at the

1905
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:29,920
rehearsal dinner that like she used to

1906
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:32,400
be an extreme weather photographer and

1907
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:33,440
had almost died on an assignment because

1908
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,040
she was

1909
01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:36,719
kidnapped and tortured and raped and

1910
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:40,159
you're like i didn't know tornadoes were

1911
01:11:36,719 --> 01:11:41,440
dangerous in that capacity they were in

1912
01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:44,080
india

1913
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:44,960
in india yes that is a big point and

1914
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,159
then

1915
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:50,320
um

1916
01:11:46,159 --> 01:11:52,560
the mom of jared's college girlfriend

1917
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:55,040
shows up that night yes and so they're

1918
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:56,320
like processing that hope went through

1919
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,400
all of this

1920
01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:02,080
and her husband

1921
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:04,320
whatever jay sutherland is like

1922
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:06,400
we're together now i'll keep her safe

1923
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,760
and all the brothers are like we'll keep

1924
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,840
her safe

1925
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:11,600
and so they're all processing that and

1926
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:14,640
then they're like someone's at the door

1927
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:17,360
for you jared and he's like what

1928
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:19,360
and it's the mother of his college

1929
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,800
girlfriend who is sitting there and

1930
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:24,719
she's like

1931
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:26,640
so i found her diaries and i read them

1932
01:12:24,719 --> 01:12:28,560
and i was reading all about how she was

1933
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:30,960
in love with your best friend and was

1934
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:32,480
just using you for college tuition so

1935
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:35,120
can you actually tell me what happened

1936
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:37,199
that night yes and mara jumps up and is

1937
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:40,239
like you will get the [ __ ] out and all

1938
01:12:37,199 --> 01:12:42,640
the brothers are like we will remove you

1939
01:12:40,239 --> 01:12:44,640
like you can't be here like the brothers

1940
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:47,199
don't fully know what's happening

1941
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,159
they're just like except evan don

1942
01:12:47,199 --> 01:12:49,840
because they're like do we need to call

1943
01:12:48,159 --> 01:12:51,600
the police then dante's like i the

1944
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,760
police are already here [ __ ] what's

1945
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,679
going on i am the police i am the police

1946
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:57,040
and i'm like [ __ ] you dante i love your

1947
01:12:55,679 --> 01:12:59,920
energy

1948
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:03,760
i'm like both somehow [ __ ] you

1949
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:05,760
and i i love your energy mad respect bro

1950
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:08,400
so

1951
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:10,719
then all of jared's like college trauma

1952
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:13,440
gets brought to light with his family

1953
01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:14,880
yeah so evan tells them the whole story

1954
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:18,719
while

1955
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:20,320
jared is talking to the mom

1956
01:13:18,719 --> 01:13:23,120
right

1957
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:25,280
roughly i also think

1958
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:26,880
if i remember i thought if i'm i could

1959
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:29,040
be remembering this very incorrectly

1960
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,960
let's be completely honest but i felt

1961
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,320
like she came in like had some questions

1962
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,600
and then jared wasn't like answering

1963
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,199
them very quickly then everyone's like

1964
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,199
we want answers what's going on like

1965
01:13:35,199 --> 01:13:40,159
evan just like jumped into what happened

1966
01:13:37,199 --> 01:13:41,679
in front of everyone yeah and then at

1967
01:13:40,159 --> 01:13:44,880
the end

1968
01:13:41,679 --> 01:13:46,640
jared like walks her outside and they

1969
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:48,400
talk and then jared answers more

1970
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:50,960
questions from all the siblings i think

1971
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,800
so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um

1972
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:54,560
but then after that

1973
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,800
he drives mara

1974
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,320
back to their house now because they

1975
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,600
live together she's also no longer in

1976
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:01,280
the guest house in case anyone was

1977
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:03,840
wondering she's living

1978
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:05,440
no she is in the guest house jared is

1979
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,960
sad she's in the guest house he's like

1980
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:08,880
why the [ __ ] is isn't she in the main

1981
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,840
house where she was a few days ago we're

1982
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,360
like

1983
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,760
because you like didn't really clarify

1984
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:16,400
this use your words jared and so then

1985
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,560
they [ __ ] on a mercedes

1986
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,560
well it's also important to note it's

1987
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:22,320
her new mercedes she doesn't know that

1988
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,159
until after they bang on it

1989
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:25,120
did they banner did he bang or did he

1990
01:14:24,159 --> 01:14:27,520
just

1991
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:29,199
give her they definitely bang i just i

1992
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,600
you just reread it

1993
01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:33,679
honestly i skimmed it i was so over

1994
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:36,080
there she calls her

1995
01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:38,239
she calls him pretty a couple of times

1996
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:40,640
and he's like you're gonna pay for that

1997
01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:42,800
spanx her a little bit bangs her

1998
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,960
on the mercedes yes that did happen and

1999
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:47,520
then he's like this is your new car and

2000
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:50,000
she's like the [ __ ] and he's like i gave

2001
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:51,679
away your truck it wasn't safe i gave it

2002
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,600
to because they hired a couple of

2003
01:14:51,679 --> 01:14:55,920
teenagers to help her with the business

2004
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:57,679
i gave it to the teenager who's helping

2005
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,760
you with the business so he can fix it

2006
01:14:57,679 --> 01:15:01,360
up so his family will have a car this is

2007
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,520
your new one it's safer it's practical

2008
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:05,280
blah blah blah blah and she's like i'm

2009
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:07,360
not fully against it but like maybe

2010
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:09,440
don't give away my possessions without

2011
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,679
asking me yeah but then we also find out

2012
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:14,800
like jared like snuck that like he could

2013
01:15:11,679 --> 01:15:18,000
buy her a new car into their business

2014
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:20,000
contract right for her products

2015
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:22,960
products

2016
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:25,040
um so then that was the rehearsal dinner

2017
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:27,520
big night for the whole sinclair family

2018
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:28,880
the next day is their wedding i don't

2019
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,400
know if you all remember but a no

2020
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:33,280
ordinary billionaire

2021
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:34,960
the youth center was a very prominent

2022
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:37,679
setting um

2023
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:40,080
and it is also where dante rescued sarah

2024
01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:42,080
from the kidnapper whatever go back to

2025
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:45,120
the serial killer

2026
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:47,199
[ __ ] hot mess all across the board

2027
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:49,520
and so

2028
01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:52,080
um they are at the wedding

2029
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:53,360
mara goes to the restroom at one point

2030
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,920
and is like thinking she's never been

2031
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:59,040
happier comes out and is like trying to

2032
01:15:55,920 --> 01:16:02,400
get to jared but is stuck behind a large

2033
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:05,600
man and jared can't see her and she

2034
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:07,600
overhears jared saying like oh i need to

2035
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:09,920
tell mara

2036
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:11,760
that i bought her house

2037
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:14,239
right and i'm the reason she was

2038
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:15,679
displaced right i'm the reason she was

2039
01:16:14,239 --> 01:16:18,880
getting evicted

2040
01:16:15,679 --> 01:16:21,120
it's all on me and the the brothers are

2041
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:23,040
all around like dude i can't believe you

2042
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:25,679
haven't told her yet you have to tell

2043
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:27,920
her and he was like i know

2044
01:16:25,679 --> 01:16:30,480
i just don't want to hurt her and so

2045
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:33,199
she's thinking the only reason he's with

2046
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:36,000
her is because he

2047
01:16:33,199 --> 01:16:38,960
ruined her life basically like he

2048
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:42,239
ruined her business he took her home and

2049
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:45,440
so she's thinking that he's doing this

2050
01:16:42,239 --> 01:16:47,520
just out of pity for her because he's

2051
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:50,880
done that in the past so he didn't tell

2052
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:52,400
his his girlfriend's mom that she was a

2053
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:53,600
cheating

2054
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,880
individual

2055
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:56,640
and so

2056
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,880
you're honestly giving him so much more

2057
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:00,320
credit that's what it says in the book i

2058
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,920
know

2059
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,920
but you're still giving him more credit

2060
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:06,080
than i did but that's what it says

2061
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,280
that's what that's the picture that jan

2062
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:09,679
is painting

2063
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:12,640
so she's like obviously that's the only

2064
01:17:09,679 --> 01:17:15,920
reason he's with me because i'm so plain

2065
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:17,760
and flat and curvy and whatever random

2066
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:20,719
words that you're like these are not

2067
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:24,400
congruent they're not whatever

2068
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:26,400
whatever um um conflicting adjectives

2069
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:30,080
you can think of that's me

2070
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:32,080
he's only with me because i am fat and

2071
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:33,600
stupid and don't have a home so she

2072
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:36,560
feels bad for me

2073
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:38,640
yes he pities me so she runs away

2074
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:41,280
from the wedding to

2075
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:43,440
her burned down home right

2076
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:45,920
which is unsafe to be in which is yeah

2077
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:47,120
condemned and not safe to be in but also

2078
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:50,159
evan

2079
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:52,960
sees this all play out and evan sees

2080
01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:55,040
mara overhear this and sees like jared

2081
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,239
not no mara heard and like is like

2082
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:58,320
trying to

2083
01:17:56,239 --> 01:17:59,920
help out because he's evan and that's

2084
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:03,760
what he does so

2085
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:05,600
evan follows mara to her burn down home

2086
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:08,000
that she's hanging out and like crying

2087
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:11,679
in and having an existential crisis in

2088
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:14,560
yeah and is like no he had like jared

2089
01:18:11,679 --> 01:18:16,480
had good reasons and then at this point

2090
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:18,239
he loves you and that's this is where we

2091
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:20,800
also find out that like

2092
01:18:18,239 --> 01:18:24,239
officially find out that jared had tried

2093
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:25,600
to run into mara's burning building to

2094
01:18:24,239 --> 01:18:27,199
save her

2095
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:30,400
because we didn't really know that up

2096
01:18:27,199 --> 01:18:32,239
front we only knew like evan saved mara

2097
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,080
but we didn't know that like

2098
01:18:32,239 --> 01:18:36,000
jared had gotten there

2099
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:38,320
before the place fully burned down and

2100
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,560
had tried to like go in and save her and

2101
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,560
evan actually had to intervene or jared

2102
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:44,239
would have died yeah so then mara is

2103
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:46,239
sitting there and she's like oh my gosh

2104
01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:48,239
he loves me and he like went into a

2105
01:18:46,239 --> 01:18:49,920
burning building to save me how

2106
01:18:48,239 --> 01:18:51,920
incredible

2107
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:54,880
yes and then

2108
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:57,440
jared's like or evan excuse me evan's

2109
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:59,120
like jared obviously loves you maybe you

2110
01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:01,280
need to give him a chance and she's like

2111
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:04,159
maybe you're right so they stand up from

2112
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:06,239
the soot covered floor which is very

2113
01:19:04,159 --> 01:19:08,719
prevalent in the book because it's it's

2114
01:19:06,239 --> 01:19:11,199
evan's favorite tuxedo that he's ruined

2115
01:19:08,719 --> 01:19:14,800
to sit on the floor this is my favorite

2116
01:19:11,199 --> 01:19:16,719
yes very uppity with his this is my most

2117
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,000
comfortable suit earlier in the book and

2118
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:20,400
this one he's like oh this is my

2119
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:22,400
favorite i'm like okay bro

2120
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,600
you're a billionaire buy some more

2121
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:26,159
[ __ ] suits

2122
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,320
you can buy this exact one so she hugs

2123
01:19:26,159 --> 01:19:30,080
him as a thank you

2124
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,679
for thank you for comforting me and

2125
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:34,800
coming and talking me down when i had

2126
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:37,520
been super upset and all that good stuff

2127
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:39,679
and then jared had finally realized mara

2128
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:42,800
was missing so like he comes to the

2129
01:19:39,679 --> 01:19:44,080
house and happens upon

2130
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:46,000
his brother

2131
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,760
evan the dog

2132
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,840
hugging

2133
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:53,040
the

2134
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:55,920
[ __ ] hugging the hussy and he's like i

2135
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:57,440
will [ __ ] kill you and she's like no

2136
01:19:55,920 --> 01:20:01,280
you won't

2137
01:19:57,440 --> 01:20:04,000
please stop she like bodily prevents him

2138
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:06,639
by essentially i'm like imagining a full

2139
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:08,719
koala bear because in the book it

2140
01:20:06,639 --> 01:20:10,719
describes her like latching onto his

2141
01:20:08,719 --> 01:20:13,199
neck and then wrapping her legs around

2142
01:20:10,719 --> 01:20:16,000
his waist so she goes like full koala

2143
01:20:13,199 --> 01:20:17,520
bear to stop him from

2144
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:20,159
going after his brother because she's

2145
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:22,560
assuming that he is going to

2146
01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:25,920
like physically hold her up rather than

2147
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:28,000
let her fall and go after his brother so

2148
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:31,760
he's like i'm still gonna kill him and

2149
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,480
she's like no you're not take me home

2150
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,719
and

2151
01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:38,120
i mean that's really it yeah

2152
01:20:34,719 --> 01:20:40,239
i feel like the honestly this book is so

2153
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:42,480
anti-climactic because you're like cool

2154
01:20:40,239 --> 01:20:43,360
the entire book

2155
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:45,679
the

2156
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:47,120
what like the the drama and tension

2157
01:20:45,679 --> 01:20:49,040
that's been building has all been

2158
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:50,960
predicated on

2159
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,840
mara finding out

2160
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,239
that

2161
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:56,560
jared had bought her home and

2162
01:20:54,239 --> 01:20:59,520
essentially like got her evicted from

2163
01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:01,760
her childhood home which is the catalyst

2164
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:04,000
for everything for the whole [ __ ]

2165
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:06,320
book right and so then at the end she

2166
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:08,239
like she finds this out and then like

2167
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,840
talks to ev like and you're like oh [ __ ]

2168
01:21:08,239 --> 01:21:11,280
like what's gonna happen like clearly

2169
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,440
there's like there's gonna be like a

2170
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:15,440
disconnect for a while and then evan

2171
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:17,440
shows up and is like he had his reasons

2172
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:18,800
and he ran into the building when it was

2173
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:21,120
on fire because he didn't know i'd

2174
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:23,760
already saved you because he loves you

2175
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:25,840
and she's like oh okay

2176
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:28,400
well i guess jared

2177
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:30,159
did do this with good intentions

2178
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,840
so then like by the time jared shows up

2179
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:33,920
she's like

2180
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:35,920
no we're good right there's like there

2181
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:38,159
he doesn't even know that she had beef

2182
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:40,400
with him for a little while right she's

2183
01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:43,440
already forgiven him because she

2184
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:46,239
because evan explains that he realized

2185
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:48,880
that jared realized the house was unsafe

2186
01:21:46,239 --> 01:21:51,120
and that's why he

2187
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:53,360
had his moment and bought the house to

2188
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:55,440
get her out of it because he didn't want

2189
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:57,360
her in a house that was unsafe

2190
01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:58,639
which like we're all supposed to just

2191
01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:00,960
believe is because he like

2192
01:21:58,639 --> 01:22:03,440
subconsciously was already in love with

2193
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:06,639
her and couldn't admit it to himself so

2194
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:09,600
he like bought this house yeah to

2195
01:22:06,639 --> 01:22:11,679
make sure she was safe but then also

2196
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:12,800
bought it because

2197
01:22:11,679 --> 01:22:14,960
the

2198
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:18,000
business he was going to start with his

2199
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:19,280
college roommate was an architectural

2200
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:23,360
like

2201
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:26,239
refurbishing business of restoration

2202
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:27,920
apologize not refurbish restoring big

2203
01:22:26,239 --> 01:22:30,800
difference

2204
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:34,800
it was not that big eight

2205
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:34,800
not as big as jared's dick apparently

2206
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:40,239
nothing is as big as jared's stick from

2207
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:42,159
how they describe it because the way

2208
01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:45,840
they describe it

2209
01:22:42,159 --> 01:22:46,800
makes it sound of epic proportions super

2210
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,800
epic

2211
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:51,440
and so

2212
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:52,480
yeah like there's really no

2213
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:54,560
drama

2214
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:58,000
at the end like but like there's no

2215
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:59,840
tension between mara and jared nope they

2216
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,440
just bang again

2217
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:03,280
yeah they're just like

2218
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:06,159
oh i realize you had good intentions

2219
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:08,560
when you did this yeah let's [ __ ] and

2220
01:23:06,159 --> 01:23:10,960
she is like i know you don't believe in

2221
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:13,679
love i've told you i loved you

2222
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:15,679
like i don't expect reciprocation and

2223
01:23:13,679 --> 01:23:18,080
he's like you're [ __ ] stupid of

2224
01:23:15,679 --> 01:23:19,840
course i love you so much that it's

2225
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,600
crazyness

2226
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:23,760
also it was the first time he used the

2227
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:26,239
words so was she crazy

2228
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:29,440
no because i feel as though he was not

2229
01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:31,840
forthcoming with this necessarily up

2230
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:34,239
front yeah so i mean basically that's

2231
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:38,560
where the book ends there isn't well and

2232
01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:40,960
he says marry me very demandingly so and

2233
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:42,800
she's like try asking

2234
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:46,480
just like at the farmer's market there's

2235
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:49,440
a lot of symmetry in this in fact they

2236
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:52,239
even note the symmetry in the book

2237
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:55,199
they pointed out very specifically and

2238
01:23:52,239 --> 01:23:57,120
so eventually he says will you just like

2239
01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:59,280
he did at the farmers market and she

2240
01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:01,120
says i will thank you

2241
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:02,239
just like she did at the farmers market

2242
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:04,639
and then they decide they're gonna get

2243
01:24:02,239 --> 01:24:07,840
married and then in the epilogue it's

2244
01:24:04,639 --> 01:24:09,920
like they've gotten married very quickly

2245
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:11,679
her business is booming she's opened

2246
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:14,480
like a factory

2247
01:24:11,679 --> 01:24:18,239
he's decided that he's gonna restart his

2248
01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:20,239
business of of restoring homes

2249
01:24:18,239 --> 01:24:23,199
not refurbishing

2250
01:24:20,239 --> 01:24:26,080
i mean i guess also refurbishing i don't

2251
01:24:23,199 --> 01:24:27,920
[ __ ] know and is there a difference i

2252
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:29,360
don't please tell you i think so

2253
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:30,639
i mean i don't i thought they were

2254
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:33,679
synonyms

2255
01:24:30,639 --> 01:24:36,639
it feels synonymous to me

2256
01:24:33,679 --> 01:24:38,320
so that's it really yeah so like the

2257
01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:41,120
whole book is building up to this

2258
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:43,520
tension of like mara finding out

2259
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:45,199
that jared had [ __ ] her over by buying

2260
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:47,440
her house

2261
01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:48,639
but then evan shows up and is like he

2262
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:50,639
did it because he loves you and your

2263
01:24:48,639 --> 01:24:53,520
house wasn't safe if that wasn't obvious

2264
01:24:50,639 --> 01:24:54,880
by the [ __ ] fire that you had

2265
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:57,120
and then she was like when you say it

2266
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:58,480
like that i guess he really does love me

2267
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,320
and then jared shows up and is like i'll

2268
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:01,840
fight my brother and she's like don't

2269
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:03,840
fight him i love you

2270
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:06,960
and then he's like i love you too

2271
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:09,199
the end and you're like i really am

2272
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:13,440
curious about how we decided this was

2273
01:25:09,199 --> 01:25:15,440
the journey to go on with the doll maker

2274
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:17,360
and that's the book guys she's not just

2275
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:19,199
a dollar i would also like to note

2276
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,920
because we did forget to mention this

2277
01:25:19,199 --> 01:25:24,719
her jam business really does take off

2278
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:26,639
boomin um in fact they had hired some

2279
01:25:24,719 --> 01:25:28,800
high schoolers to help but then honestly

2280
01:25:26,639 --> 01:25:30,880
they outgrew the guest house

2281
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:32,639
for making these products and so then

2282
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,400
they bought an industrial warehouse

2283
01:25:32,639 --> 01:25:36,320
products and then they bought an

2284
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:38,159
industrial warehouse

2285
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:40,000
so that they could make the products

2286
01:25:38,159 --> 01:25:40,960
products in math

2287
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,239
um

2288
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:44,400
and that

2289
01:25:42,239 --> 01:25:47,040
she now has a booming

2290
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:50,400
business called mara's kitchen and she

2291
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:53,120
and jared designed the logo themselves

2292
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:55,360
so i imagine it looks fantastic very

2293
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:57,520
professional and she's very proud of all

2294
01:25:55,360 --> 01:26:00,400
of the jobs that she is providing to

2295
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:03,120
aimsport and that is

2296
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:05,120
that's the story guys so i don't know

2297
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:07,840
what about this was forbidden as the

2298
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:09,120
forbidden billionaire i don't know what

2299
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:12,320
about it

2300
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:14,960
not a damn thing was forbidden like

2301
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:17,280
their romance wasn't forbidden

2302
01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:19,440
i mean going in the condemned building

2303
01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:21,440
was forbidden but i don't think that was

2304
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:23,840
it the size of his

2305
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:25,679
his dick was forbidden like i

2306
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:28,159
legitimately i'm right there with you

2307
01:26:25,679 --> 01:26:30,320
what was forbidden about this jan if you

2308
01:26:28,159 --> 01:26:32,800
are not a bot

2309
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:35,360
please let us know we do have questions

2310
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:39,920
if you're an actual human woman and not

2311
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:42,560
a bot or potentially a man in a basement

2312
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:44,719
we want to know we really would love

2313
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:47,920
some answers here so

2314
01:26:44,719 --> 01:26:51,040
thank you for joining us we love you

2315
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:52,800
we're so glad you're here and we hope

2316
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:55,840
you have a wonderful night yeah thank

2317
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:57,760
you for a wonderful day oh wait also

2318
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:59,520
because we always forget not always we

2319
01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:01,920
occasionally forget

2320
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:03,199
how do we rate this book and are we

2321
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:06,159
rating it

2322
01:27:03,199 --> 01:27:07,120
out of taffy out of toffee out of jam

2323
01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:09,920
jar

2324
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:12,639
i think it should be out of out of taffy

2325
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:14,639
out of dolls out of victorian dolls

2326
01:27:12,639 --> 01:27:19,239
victorian dolls out of handmade

2327
01:27:14,639 --> 01:27:19,239
victorian dolls i'm gonna go

2328
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:26,000
three out of seven

2329
01:27:22,719 --> 01:27:28,400
i was gonna go one out of three

2330
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:30,480
i feel like we're close

2331
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:34,480
yeah we're not we're not far off there

2332
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:37,440
so we're not i'll say three out of seven

2333
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:38,480
victorian dolls

2334
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:43,520
um

2335
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:43,520
annabelles annabelles and jam jars

2336
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:47,040
yeah that feels right to me that feels

2337
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:50,480
right to me

2338
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:51,199
um so yeah i think that that yeah that's

2339
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:53,679
a

2340
01:27:51,199 --> 01:27:55,760
that's a generous way and honestly we

2341
01:27:53,679 --> 01:27:57,679
went into a lot of detail y'all so if

2342
01:27:55,760 --> 01:28:00,000
you feel like you want more information

2343
01:27:57,679 --> 01:28:02,080
you can read it but frankly

2344
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:04,400
you will probably get less than what we

2345
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:06,000
gave you yeah you know everything you

2346
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:07,920
need to know at this juncture really

2347
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:10,880
filled in the narrative of that one we

2348
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:14,000
did um don't worry our joint reviews we

2349
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:18,000
will continue next with evan sinclair

2350
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:20,239
because we can't abandon jan like this

2351
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:21,280
never we we gotta do a few more i don't

2352
01:28:20,239 --> 01:28:23,440
know if we're gonna make it all the way

2353
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:24,800
to tampa before we move on to some other

2354
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:26,560
territory but i think we can at least

2355
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:28,400
make it through like the biological

2356
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:30,400
sinclair brothers yeah yeah yeah for

2357
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:31,760
sure we can make it through evan yeah we

2358
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:33,440
can make it through evan after evan we

2359
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,560
get into the cousins

2360
01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:36,159
and

2361
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:37,760
we can also get to the cousins in the

2362
01:28:36,159 --> 01:28:39,600
future we might need to take a break if

2363
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:42,880
we're being honest we'll just see how it

2364
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:44,159
goes yes all right thank you we love you

2365
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:45,360
i apologize that you already heard us

2366
01:28:44,159 --> 01:28:47,520
say this because we forgot to do our

2367
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:49,360
rating system so pretend that you didn't

2368
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:52,000
hear it already and you're hearing it

2369
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:52,880
now for the first time yeah it's magical

2370
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,360
and

2371
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:57,440
we just really appreciate that you spent

2372
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:58,719
this hour and whatever however many

2373
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,600
minutes with us

2374
01:28:58,719 --> 01:29:01,760
so

2375
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:03,679
stay safe out there and

2376
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:05,840
keep reading smut i guess yeah keep

2377
01:29:03,679 --> 01:29:09,440
reading smart

2378
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:11,600
next week on smart club like have you

2379
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:12,880
seen like those like memes where they're

2380
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:14,719
like

2381
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:16,639
don't jump to conclusions and then it's

2382
01:29:14,719 --> 01:29:18,000
me jumping to conclusions and it's like

2383
01:29:16,639 --> 01:29:20,639
someone like on one of those like

2384
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:22,960
three-story trampolines like this is

2385
01:29:20,639 --> 01:29:24,159
what it feels like here he's like i was

2386
01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:25,280
just worried about getting you pregnant

2387
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:27,040
she's like i knew he wouldn't want to

2388
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:29,120
get a horse daughter pregnant and you're

2389
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:30,880
like i really don't think it had

2390
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:32,639
anything to do with your upbringing i

2391
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:34,880
just think like

2392
01:29:32,639 --> 01:29:37,199
he didn't want to have children that's

2393
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:40,320
more believable for how trauma works

2394
01:29:37,199 --> 01:29:41,360
than just suddenly being cool with a bj

2395
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:43,199
like

2396
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:45,120
that's more in line with how trauma

2397
01:29:43,199 --> 01:29:47,760
works so at least she got something

2398
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,760
halfway right

2399
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:53,920
well that's it for this week's mudsluts

2400
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:56,400
we hope it was good for you because it

2401
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:58,320
sure was great for us

2402
01:29:56,400 --> 01:30:00,400
if you're digging what we're doing it

2403
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:02,480
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

2404
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:04,400
rate and review the show wherever you're

2405
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:07,040
listening right now

2406
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:08,400
maybe tell that sexy someone to let us

2407
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:09,840
in here

2408
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:11,600
we love you

2409
01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:14,080
we appreciate you

2410
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:16,720
and we'll see you next week

2411
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:21,879
stay spotty

2412
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:21,879
[Music]

2413
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,080
you