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Speaker 1: Welcome friends to Beard listick with me. I'm Kevin Smith Smith.

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Speaker 1: Oh if you if it's Tuesday, kids, it is today

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Speaker 1: is Tuesday? Do you you're not? You fuck with Disney,

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Speaker 1: but you don't see you next Tuesday. But you fuck

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Speaker 1: with Disney, but you're not familiar with the Mickey mouse Club,

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Speaker 1: are you?

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Speaker 2: I I did not watch the Mickey mouse Club.

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Speaker 1: That was you fucking missed out. And when I say

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Speaker 1: Mickey mouse Club, you're probably thinking of Ryan Gosling and

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Speaker 1: Bryant and Briny Bright Brightney spears.

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Speaker 2: Listening.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's not even what I think of when I

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Speaker 1: think of the Mickey mouse Club, because oh yeah, Mickey

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Speaker 1: mouse Club for me. Every generation gets the Mickey mouse

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Speaker 1: Club it deserves. And you'll notice that your generation has not.

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Speaker 2: That's sad, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there used to be a whole flock of fucking

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Speaker 1: kids with mouse ears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah what the what the generation got?

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Speaker 1: You had COVID and you couldn't go to school and

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Speaker 1: you don't have a Mickey Mouse cl And that's why

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Speaker 1: your generation school is fucking lost.

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Speaker 3: Broken.

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Speaker 2: We just go back a second. COVID was way after

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Speaker 2: my school.

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Speaker 1: Well, there were some in school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have been in school, I would be

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Speaker 2: in college.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I number one, thank you for not going

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Speaker 1: to college. Every morning I wake up, I'm like, thank

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Speaker 1: god that kid didn't go girl after my own heart.

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Speaker 1: But more importantly, if you had committed to like some

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Speaker 1: of his four year fucking sheep bullshit. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: we thanked Brookdale Community College are local sponsor, now you

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Speaker 1: would have been fucked. You would have been one of

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Speaker 1: those kids that was paying eighty thousand dollars a year

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Speaker 1: to go to school on a laptop.

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Speaker 2: My best friend in the world, as you know, Olivia,

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Speaker 2: Olivia was going to school in Scotland. Poor one the

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Speaker 2: poor two out for Olivia. She was going to school

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Speaker 2: in Scotland, and then COVID.

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Speaker 1: Happened came But that poor that sounds expensive. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: say poor like that, you can get everything she wants

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Speaker 1: and father, may I have a pony, my friend.

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Speaker 2: Who wasn't in an unfortunate situation. Olivia was going to

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Speaker 2: school in Scotland when COVID happened, and then had to

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Speaker 2: do art school on the computer, but then never got

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Speaker 2: to go back to Scotland because COVID fucked it up.

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Speaker 2: And now she's back in school and had to restart

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Speaker 2: from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Because didn't count all her pre COVID credits from.

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Speaker 2: Edinburgh and she was there for two years.

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Speaker 1: Edinburgh. No she was, No, I thought she was. I

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Speaker 1: think your Glasgow cousin went to Edinburgh.

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Speaker 2: Edinburgh perhaps the first off, Yeah, it's Edinburgh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I thought she was in.

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Speaker 2: Like, I just can't say it as nice as you can.

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Speaker 2: So I wasn't gonna Edinburgh. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say.

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Speaker 1: That is I'm so glad that you weren't mid I

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Speaker 1: mean that's a hellish situation where it's like, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean.

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Speaker 2: You'll start over from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: To rip off, But just in general, man, like if

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Speaker 1: you've been in college and then suddenly we were taking

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Speaker 1: courses like online because they're like you can't come to

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Speaker 1: the building. Did they throw out of Scotland. We're like,

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Speaker 1: get the fuck.

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Speaker 3: Out, get the fuck out your dirty, dirty oh my,

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Speaker 3: because you'll bring your.

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Speaker 1: I gotta find I've got to fund it, I've got

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Speaker 1: I've got I love you. I always will pull. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to pull from braveheart. God every man lives, not

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Speaker 1: to every man who dies. You know how you know

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Speaker 1: who's really Mosures, mosuresh Scott Mosers, Michael Kine's version of

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Speaker 1: Alfred the size of a tangerine. Anyway, did they throw

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Speaker 1: out or now they were like you gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I think she left before it got to that point

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Speaker 2: because she get stuck.

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Speaker 1: Oh really they're be like if you don't go, you

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Speaker 1: got to stay forever.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly.

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Speaker 1: How did you know? They says that they got a

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Speaker 1: castle there we go through the maze and.

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Speaker 2: Ship like that was the best the best Edinburgh film.

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Speaker 1: That award which you can't see on camera. Boy there

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Speaker 1: with the person going like this nameless face, person going

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Speaker 1: like that looks like the Oscars this but is that?

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Speaker 1: That's the Audience Award from the Edinburgh Film Festival for

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Speaker 1: Clerks too.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were going to say for yoga.

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Speaker 1: Well, there is a word that I got around the

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Speaker 1: time of yoga, hoss.

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Speaker 2: Uh around the around the same time.

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Speaker 1: No crystal one on the second shelf wasn't a word

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Speaker 1: I got while we were there for yogas or so

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Speaker 1: it may even say it does not with yoga. I mean,

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Speaker 1: in my heart, if you believe.

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Speaker 2: Going to Scotland was the best it was my favorite

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Speaker 2: place I've ever been.

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Speaker 1: You liked going. I love Scotland because of that, because

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Speaker 1: of like the castle and ship like that, because you

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Speaker 1: can do that. That's very farm. We got it way

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Speaker 1: cheaper over here. That's very farm. We go around Halloween

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Speaker 1: right fucking scarpon or whatever the fuck it's called spooky vills.

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Speaker 1: What do they call it?

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Speaker 2: What's going on here?

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Speaker 1: They call it? It's very far, not scary far. What

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Speaker 1: do they call it?

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Speaker 2: A universe Christmas? There is not very far?

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Speaker 3: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I am honestly, I ain't evening throwing shanat that. What

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Speaker 1: a smart fucking thing. They're like, Bro, we're not. We've

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Speaker 1: been in business forever. You don't think we'd have thought

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Speaker 1: of marry years ago.

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Speaker 2: And scary Come on, come on.

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Speaker 1: Wow man, let's figure out more stuff than you do.

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Speaker 1: It's fairy farm, so it's all little kids and ship

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Speaker 2: What's it called? Like a rent fair? But at knots

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Speaker 2: I forgot number.

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Speaker 1: One copyright Harley and Kevin. Let's take that idea to

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Speaker 1: bring it to them and do not fairy farm for

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Speaker 1: Carrie car everyone gets pigs blood dropped off the ship

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Speaker 1: as soon as you walk in and you're like, everyone's like,

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Speaker 1: plug it up, plug it up. Not carry farm, not

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Speaker 1: dairy farm, not dairy farm. No, it's like a big

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Speaker 1: we love milk. Look, yeah, not's non dairy farm. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's non dairy farm.

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Speaker 2: Not dairy farm. Is another Halloween thing it's for it's

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Speaker 2: a horrible.

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Speaker 1: Not dairy not non dairy. I mean that could be

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Speaker 1: the event, yeah event, I like you lost us. Is

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Speaker 1: it not Carrie Farm more blood less oat.

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Speaker 2: Milk, hairy fairy Gary Harry, that's Gary Farm.

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Speaker 1: So it could be a fucking Gary the shelf, fucking

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Speaker 1: from a SpongeBob. It could be a it could be

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Speaker 1: a collab as the shell just Gary, No Gary his pet?

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Speaker 1: His name is?

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Speaker 2: You said a shell?

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Speaker 1: The Shell the shelf, his buddy the show, Harry, not

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Speaker 1: Harry Farm.

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Speaker 2: Hair complex.

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Speaker 1: It's like, fucking for what's that? No November? And what

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Speaker 1: do they call the other thing when you yeah, but

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Speaker 1: isn't there a no shave thing, like a yeah mustache

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Speaker 1: November or something like that. There's a time like for

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Speaker 1: a month where you don't shave.

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Speaker 2: I think it's called no shade November, but maybe I.

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Speaker 1: Thought it was no November where it's like nobody's fucking

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Speaker 1: jerking off for all November, which, by the way, I'm

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Speaker 1: against in November.

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Speaker 2: For the record, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Fully against it.

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Speaker 2: I don't maybe I'm wrong, but I thought it was

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Speaker 2: no shave November.

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Speaker 1: Wiggle your ears like good mask of tears. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a special guest today because Tuesday is Guest star Day.

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Speaker 2: Tap tap, Yeah, those two who do not have the

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Speaker 2: pleasure of viewing this. My dad just danced for me.

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Speaker 1: You missed my whole routine. I did a whole ship

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Speaker 1: down the Steps special. I was tap recently that I

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Speaker 1: didn't know could tap. Oh, it's fucking Steve Martin. It

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Speaker 1: was a clip from the early eighties and him and

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Speaker 1: Gregory Hines, who I did know could tap and tap

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Speaker 1: insanely well, like, just did a fucking routine on like

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Speaker 1: a one a one off late night show, not even

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Speaker 1: like this is the Oscars and fucking you only have

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Speaker 1: to do this once in a lifetime and everyone will

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Speaker 1: see it. It was just like, you know, this week's

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Speaker 1: edition of whatever the fuck they were doing, and the

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Speaker 1: two of them were like just fire. Steve Martin is

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Speaker 1: beyond multi time. I've always missed but he truly fucking

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Speaker 1: he don't miss. But my man was so on point

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Speaker 1: with a pro tapper like Gregory Hines's whole fucking career

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Speaker 1: was predicated on I can dance, and I can especially

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Speaker 1: I can tap.

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Speaker 2: I can dance.

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Speaker 1: Steve Martin, you know, he's a comedian and he plays

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Speaker 1: in banjo and he's an actor and he's a fucking writer,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, by the way, and he did

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Speaker 1: all the fucking faces like I would imagine if I

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Speaker 1: was doing it, you did my face and be like same.

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Speaker 1: I hope this is right, and people will be like,

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Speaker 1: the entertainment value of your feet is killed by me

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Speaker 1: staring at the terror in your eyes, your mouth a game,

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Speaker 1: they might as well be doing.

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Speaker 3: A fucking two step.

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Speaker 1: This guy's face mimicked all the moves, so he was just.

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Speaker 2: Like you and I could never.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was.

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Speaker 1: Blown away and it was like fucking a forty year

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Speaker 1: old routine.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this guy, don't stop, I say you

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Speaker 2: and I could never. And then the first beardless stick

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Speaker 2: was me live. We're like, what.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen with Iley Gwynn and Kevin Smith, doesn't

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like not for nothing.

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Speaker 2: I tried, Remember I tried.

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Speaker 1: Bullshit, You ain't tried until like we were getting paid money.

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Speaker 1: Like let's imagine they were like, you guys are gonna

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Speaker 1: do beardlesstick lets me at Radio City Music Hall.

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Speaker 2: Love it for us.

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Speaker 1: You're getting paid like our take.

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Speaker 2: Oh what then we're fucking doing four hundred grand?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, four hundred grand. Lord if we let's say,

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Speaker 1: if we can't.

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Speaker 2: Say anything except stop being vegan, and yes, all right.

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Speaker 1: To four hundred grand at sellout, that's our walk away potential.

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Speaker 1: But you gotta like and we got eight months before

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Speaker 1: the show, and we find out like it sells out

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Speaker 1: in the first month, so we got like seven months

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Speaker 1: before the show.

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Speaker 2: I love this future for us.

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Speaker 1: The tickets are already sold, so we can just show up

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Speaker 1: and do the fucking thing. And everyone's like, that's what

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Speaker 1: we expected. But here's a chance to fucking you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be at Radio City Music Hall. You have Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: we would have seven months to learn a routine and

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Speaker 1: again every day talented but also just a human being

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Speaker 1: like us. Is he maybe superior being perhaps, but if

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Speaker 1: a human being can tap dance, can be taught, children

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Speaker 1: can be taught to tap dance some children. All right,

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Speaker 1: how could we not learn it? I'm really working myself

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Speaker 2: I always just say I say L O L or

444
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 2: l M a O or ha ha ha. I was

445
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: a ha ha yeah, I like you don't you don't

446
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 2: ha ha very often.

447
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 1: You never l O L I ha ha because you

448
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: could choose it for if somebody writes something you do,

449
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: but I would never write out you would.

450
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 2: Never All of his texts are grammatically correct.

451
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 3: Also not true.

452
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: I leave the period off the last sentence about all.

453
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: Of them because I started to be like, stop texting

454
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 2: me with the period. It's I think you're mad at me.

455
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: You're like why, Yeah, that's true. You were like that

456
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 1: period's awfully aggressive? Is It's like?

457
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever you would text me, I would FaceTime you

458
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: to be like are you.

459
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: Mad at me? Like?

460
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 3: Why look a period at the end of your sentence.

461
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: It was like, this is what I was taught.

462
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 2: They were all grammatically correct and.

463
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: Miscontansa right taught me. I mean, I don't even Miss

464
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: Beanie taught me to do that. Can you name all

465
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: your teachers from school? I'll give you mine. I'll give

466
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: you a chance to think, and I'll watch how quickly

467
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: I could do it without even thinking. Ready, fifty four

468
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: year old man started school in nineteen seventy six. My teacher,

469
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: Miss Beatie, Missus Beattie. She was an older woman, gray hair,

470
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: which like, in my mind she was eighty, but now

471
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: that I think about it, tops sixty.

472
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 2: Wow.

473
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: My second grade teacher, also named.

474
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 2: Missus Was it the same moment, Not at all.

475
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: I was a younger version of that woman, not her daughter,

476
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: but she married Missus Bede's son. So second grade Missus

477
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: Beatty was attractive, you know. Whereas Missus b looked like

478
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: your grandma, second grade Missus Beady looked like she looked

479
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: like honestly, Jane Jetson like me, George Jetson, Jane his wife.

480
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: Wow.

481
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 1: Wow, Ms Beattie, Missus Beadie, I gotta remember, say missus

482
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: because she was a married ass woman. Yeah, please come on,

483
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: Mss Beaty in first grade is the teacher the first

484
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: person I ever said fuck to wow in first grade,

485
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: because did you Matthew Creeden, Matthew Pete Creeden. That was

486
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,239
Speaker 1: his nickname, Pete, even though where do you get how

487
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 1: do you get Pete from Matthew?

488
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 2: You were just giving him his middle name too.

489
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man, I remember in like

490
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: one of the yearbooks it said Matthew and then quotes

491
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: Pete Creeden because most people know him as Pete. Nobody

492
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: ever called them fucking Matthew, and really most of us

493
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: called Creed because his last name so Creed. At one point,

494
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 1: we're six years old and we'd gone to kindergarten together

495
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: and then on the on the playground first grade, Uh,

496
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: Pete Creeden goes, somebody did something? Fuck and so was

497
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: that what? He goes? Fuck? You know what that is?

498
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 1: I said no, and he goes, well, I can't tell you.

499
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: And then you know, the bell rank and we all

500
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: went into first grade. Wow, And I say to missus

501
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: Beady ms Beatty, what as fuck? Miss I get said,

502
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: if you say again, I'm gonna kick you in the shins.

503
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: The next question obviously was like miss Beatty, what are shins?

504
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck they were I don't

505
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: know what she was talking about, nor why I was

506
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: getting attacked, And my parents never pulled me aside to

507
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: be like miss Beatty called to say that you said

508
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: the F word. We didn't even know. I didn't know

509
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: what the F word was. I don't even know my

510
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: parents knew what the F word was in nineteen seventy six.

511
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: Did she call or she never called?

512
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: Not that I'm aware of tsk momily, but I honestly

513
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: my parents hid nothing.

514
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: Ask and see if she remembers, I will.

515
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: But my parents like, they weren't like, oh, we got

516
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: to keep They would use information against me and shit

517
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: like that. So if they if Miss Beatie would have called,

518
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: they would have been like, what have you been doing

519
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: at we're saying on the playground, Kevin, I'd be like,

520
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 1: I don't know what have I been doing? And playing?

521
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: They were like the Gestapo man. They could get information

522
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: at it.

523
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

524
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: They knew how to play a child because they had

525
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: two before me. So by the time I came along,

526
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: I was like I wouldn't say slow witted, but I

527
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: was a kid. I wasn't as sharp as my brother

528
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: and sister. I wasn't around as long and my parents,

529
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: you know, knew all the tricks, and my brother and

530
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: sister weren't tricky. They weren't like trying to sneak out

531
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: of the house or anything like that. But they had

532
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: figured out shit with my brother and sister, and then

533
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: they had that shit in place when I was born.

534
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: But my brother and sister will tell you Uncle Donald

535
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: and Virginia that by the time I came along, my

536
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: parents just gave up, like all the ship they made

537
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: us do they like they didn't they didn't care when

538
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: it came to you, Like they let you run around

539
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: with scissors, like like it just didn't matter because you

540
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: were the baby.

541
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: Look at you.

542
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: I was primed for. I was primed for preferential treatment,

543
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: gravitated toward the entertainment business because I was.

544
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: Like, clear, I need.

545
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: To be too as my parents have cater to me motherly,

546
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: please bring out the pony. I want to go in

547
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: a circle in the yard.

548
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 2: In a circle in.

549
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: The yard, mother, pony time.

550
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: That's probably what things.

551
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: I wonder. I mean, I wonder if my brother.

552
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: Bring up your insecurities.

553
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think my brother and sister. There was

554
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: a TV show that was on called The other two

555
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: famous a younger sibling, and I think they felt very

556
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: seen by that show.

557
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, did they ever bring up the show to you?

558
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? They did when I heard it first, when I

559
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: first started existed. I brought it then and they're like,

560
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: we know.

561
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: That show's funny. They probably were like have you seen

562
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: this show?

563
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: They're like, so true truth. They're dropping truth bombs out.

564
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: This is my life. It's giving me life. We are

565
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: going to And so when I spoke to Momily today

566
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: and grieved with her over Princess, although she's doing well,

567
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: this is fucking crazy. Years ago, your Momily Jennifer sent

568
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: mom a stuffed cat that meowed and moved its head

569
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: and eyes like an animatronic fucking cat. And I remember

570
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: when she sent us like one. It was my mother

571
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: nine and she's the six. She loves cats. I was like, I.

572
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: Mean, okay, look at her now.

573
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: My sister goes like, mom has been using that cat

574
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: to knew what's up to, you know, kind of deal

575
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: with the grieving process. So she puts that cat where

576
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: Princess sat and stuff like that. So when I spoke

577
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: to Momly, I was like, you know, what are you

578
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: doing today? And she's like your sister's taking me to

579
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: a cat cafe and I was like what. I sent

580
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: them the video of the one I went to in Winnipeg.

581
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: And so they're in Orlando right now at a cat

582
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: cafe where they adopt cats. And I was like, you

583
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: can come home with a cat. And Virginia's like no,

584
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: like she were on FaceTime and she leans in and

585
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: she's like no, no, and I'm like, what do you mean?

586
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: And there's definite feelings. Uncle Don has definitely definite feelings

587
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: about mom getting another cat. But Momily has very strong

588
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: feelings about a cat.

589
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: She should get a senior cat.

590
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: She talked about that. She's like, you know there are

591
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: cats where their owners passed away.

592
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she should totally get a senior.

593
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: Weren't you adopting cats this weekend?

594
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

595
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: Well I wasn't.

596
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: Somebody was, yeah, what were you doing? Just love it.

597
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 2: I was, don't take that one please. There was one

598
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 2: that named a Wahoo Wah a wah who who I

599
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: was about to adopt. But then I was like no,

600
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: they say.

601
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: You can go to your proper home.

602
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: Just go the other direction. But I volunteered, or I

603
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: didn't really do much, but I I introduced some dogs

604
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 2: on a stage. I had a best friend's Animal Society event,

605
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 2: uh super adoption event where they adopted out over the

606
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,959
Speaker 2: course of the weekend, just Saturday and Sunday, close to

607
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 2: four hundred almost.

608
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

609
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 2: I was, as I said, a super adoption event.

610
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 3: Wow.

611
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: And I think it was like three hundred and eighty

612
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 2: the end, like combined dogs and cats. And I I

613
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: went in being like, I don't think I can come out.

614
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: Of this without a cat. Did you make it out

615
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: with that cat? Yeah? What kind of okay discipline will

616
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: power is that?

617
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: And there with the gun to my don't you get

618
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 2: a cat?

619
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, please when we go down because

620
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: I told Mamaly we're gonna go down first week of

621
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: December for her birthday.

622
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 5: Should cat?

623
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: You should start doing the research. No talk to Virginia

624
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: because they will have gone to this cafe, which I

625
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: assume is the same kind of set.

626
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 2: But Uncle don't hate me.

627
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: I don't know that you. Uncle don would never hate you,

628
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: but Uncle down would be like, but a senior cat

629
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: is a good idea.

630
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: A senior cat, I'm not saying, a fucking newborn just

631
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: like here's my new kit, like an eighteen year old

632
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: cat that needs a home.

633
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: Well, I mean maybe not eighteen, because fucking cat's making

634
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: it to like twenty two. Stuff. Stuff. And also if

635
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: you give Mommaly an eighteen year old cat, she's like,

636
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: what does I fucking say about me?

637
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: That's true?

638
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: Like maybe give her a single digit cat?

639
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: Oh single digit?

640
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: Like you know nine? Okay, you know what I'm saying?

641
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: Like where he's the kit the cat is? Or here

642
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: she hears past the kitnish stage. It's chilling, but it's

643
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: not like.

644
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 3: I don't know who do me? Nomo.

645
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 4: I was in a rest home, No, Bobby, I was

646
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 4: at the end of bluff car. It's been a good laugh, Mommy.

647
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 4: I was come to see what heaven.

648
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: In this version, you're gone.

649
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 2: I'm dead.

650
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

651
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: No parent wants to outlive the So he's in moois

652
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: in an old age home thinking back on his life. Yeah,

653
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: I lost my mama.

654
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

655
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: She was ninety three years old as she died, had

656
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: a long life. Yeah, it's like eighty. He's like, it's

657
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: like his Forrest Gump type of movie and ship.

658
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

659
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: So it's like my mamma No two.

660
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 4: She told me that that life was like a box

661
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 4: of cats ship you never know what you gonna get.

662
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 5: No, that's old, ever that what I ever loved is dad, Dad,

663
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 5: you hear me?

664
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: He's rather animated.

665
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, he's actually got a lot of energy for

666
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: a ninety to year old.

667
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: He did outlive his owner, as you heard, she died

668
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: and not.

669
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: You do putting this fucker.

670
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 2: He's got dead because mom, because he's looking back. Oh

671
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 2: of course, of course.

672
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: I mean, look, this is a grim thought. But which

673
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: way would you rather have it? A world without move

674
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: or a world without you? If you haven't? Question is,

675
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: could you imagine lady death shows up and she's just like,

676
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: I will make a bargain. A world without moo or

677
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: a world without you?

678
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 2: That's so scary?

679
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: What do you do?

680
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: How old am I?

681
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: Now? Now?

682
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this hypothetical?

683
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: Because it's death and death is just like you know, Look,

684
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: there's no logic or reason, there's no fairness, fallacy and death.

685
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: It's just death. So it's either you or move. You

686
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: could live a move, could you could see your I'll

687
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: live on or you know you don't like. Honestly, this

688
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: is the choice of every fucking parent. Not a choice,

689
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: but this is every parent. I want to die before

690
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: you die, for sure. Sure, I don't want to live

691
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: in a world where you don't live like I'm I'm

692
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: the way things are supposed to go, the way I'm

693
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: used to the natural order of things. Anything that would

694
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: disrupt that flow would be, you know, horrible. I'm both

695
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: ends traumatic to say the least. So yeah, I hope

696
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I die and then fucking a century later, you fucking die.

697
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: I hope you don't die ever, but I hope it's

698
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: like that moment from The X Files. An episode of

699
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: The X File is Clive Bruckman's final repose.

700
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 2: Are you going to cry?

701
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: No? Where he can see how people are going to die.

702
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: And Moulder is known in the character, like it's not

703
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: very big part of the character, but periodically they threw

704
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: out like that he was, yeah, I wouldn't say a

705
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: porn fetish, but he watched a lot of porn Internet porn,

706
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So you know he's talking to this

707
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: Peter Boyle plays Clive Brookman, and he's like an insurance

708
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: salesman who just happens to have this magical ability to

709
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: tell to know when somebody's going to die. So Moulder

710
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: is just like, well, you know, how am I going

711
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: to die? And it goes, oh, no, I don't play

712
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: that game. I'm not going to tell you he's going,

713
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: but I will say auto eerotica association is a terrible

714
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: way to go. And he's like, what, what why he's

715
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: telling me that. So later on Scully, who's the other

716
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: main character in the show, hence our two dogs, Moulder

717
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: and Scully of course, is talking to him, and you know,

718
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: he's saying all these things, and she's the very scientific one,

719
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: very you know, there's an explanation for everything, and Molder

720
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 1: is the very likely there's the truth is out there.

721
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: He believes in our dog. Our dog was like, the

722
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 2: truth is out there.

723
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, But if I Smolder, though, Scully would seem like

724
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theorist. Really maybe not well, she certainly wasn't

725
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: Dana Scully. Danas Cully was a woman of letters, like

726
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: fucking FBI. Look, I love Scully, but she was like,

727
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, so would be like, the truth is

728
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: out there. Go good. She's right here that I'm living

729
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 1: with a fucking idioto big ol' heart, million dollar heart

730
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: nickel fucking head on that dog. But in any event,

731
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: Clive Bruckman is talking to Danascully, agent Danis Cully, and

732
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: you know, she's like, this can't be true, and blah

733
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: blah blah. She's being the skeptic she always it. And

734
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: then she's gonna leave that he goes, she goes, then

735
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: how do you die? And he goes, I die with

736
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: a smile on my face and you're in bed with me.

737
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: And she's like, you know, there are misses, mister Bruckman,

738
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: and there are misses, and she's going, that is an

739
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: absolute miss She's getting up to leave, and then she

740
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: stops and she's like okay, because he's like, don't you

741
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: want to know how you died? She's like no. Then

742
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: finally she's like, okay, how do I die? It's like

743
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: one of my favorite moments in television history. You don't

744
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: oh ship and they.

745
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: Never fucking I knew you were going to cry? Cry?

746
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 2: He's crying?

747
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: What A like magical?

748
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 2: I know exactly when you're gonna cry. I know when

749
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 2: you're gonna cry, and I knew you were going to cry.

750
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: I didn't break, but it is very is powerful. You

751
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: don't and they never explained it. Like then after the

752
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: show ended one day and it's like but in your mind,

753
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: you're like, so what is it? Was she just taken

754
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: away by aliens? Like how does she not?

755
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 2: What a mystery? What a beautiful mystery.

756
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: Such a fucking cool notion? And then ps well, ps

757
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: he the ca this is spoilers. Clide Bruckman like can't

758
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 1: take it anymore, and he asphyxiates himself, puts a plastic

759
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: bag over his heads, takes sleeping pills, and dies and

760
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: Scully finds and she is in bed with them, and

761
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: she does have tears running down her face because he says,

762
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: he's like, you're in bed with me, and you're looking

763
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: at me with like loving eyes and her tears rolling

764
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: down your face and you're thankful or something. And she's like, mister,

765
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: there misses, and there missus. And then that's exactly what happens.

766
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 1: It's just in a different context. It wasn't in her head.

767
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm not gonna fuck this guy. He's like,

768
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: oh no, that was what I was saying. He's like,

769
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in bed and you're going to be

770
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: staring at me with the most loving, compassionate face with

771
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: tears rolling in and and gratitude or something like that.

772
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: It's a fantastic fucking episode of really really powerful that

773
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: being said, Uh yeah, hands down, I go so so so,

774
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: Lady Death comes to you. I did. Lady Death comes

775
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: to you, and she's like a world without you or

776
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 1: a world without mood.

777
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 3: You gotta pick one.

778
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: And you're' this is it. You know, you've always been like,

779
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: cats are my kids, So you got to play this.

780
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: Well, what if somebody's like, I've heard what you said

781
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: on your podcast. Do you want to die or do

782
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: you want mood to die?

783
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: This is but again, this is a very you know.

784
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: This is the only way this works is if the

785
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: human personification of death itself Lady Death, Lady Death, We're

786
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: to show up and make this often. This is what

787
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: we call hypothetical. Kids. So if you're in the audience,

788
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: if you're one of these sixty seven listeners more.

789
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: On Spotify as.

790
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: Well, and you're like, perhaps this is much Ryan's No,

791
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 1: this is hypothetical, like all fucking hypotheticals. But you gotta

792
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 1: make a choice.

793
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 2: I don't want to make a joy.

794
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: The world without you or the world without move.

795
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 3: Why are you thinking so hard?

796
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 2: Make the right fucking choice.

797
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 3: Okay, believe you even think of Laura and your time

798
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 3: Moves time, I will this move.

799
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: Right now, four okay, and you're twenty five, gonna be

800
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: twenty six, I.

801
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: Mean it, I'll be twenty six like a year.

802
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I'm saying last quarter century and Moves

803
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: only had four years. So what's your choice?

804
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: What he's going to take care of Move?

805
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: If you go, that's not your you know, all human

806
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: worries go away.

807
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: I mean, when I adopted a cat.

808
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: I presumably presumably presumably Austin would continue taking care of Move.

809
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, presumably I would outlive Move in

810
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: the real world.

811
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is that. But this is why it's

812
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: such a like fucking lady death is giving can live?

813
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: Move's gonna live. You choose Move's life over your life.

814
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 2: I know, I feel like an ass.

815
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: You choose Move, that's your choice, Lady death.

816
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: Why do I say it? Lady death? To come?

817
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: All right, So you've made your choice that you go

818
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: and Move gets to stay. And like you know, every.

819
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 2: Parent understand that, do I just die?

820
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: There you go to? Yeah, there is a place. It's

821
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: not like heaven or hell, but it's a place where

822
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: all mysteries are solved, and you become a cosmic part

823
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: of the universe, one with all things that energy resonates around.

824
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: And okay, nice, yes, but that means you're also cognizant

825
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: of what happens in your absence until you get to

826
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: see life go on without you. No, but not in

827
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: a way where you're competitive, because once you die, you're like,

828
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, who gives a shit?

829
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: What if Austin moves on?

830
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 1: You're beyond feelings about those things. There are no.

831
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: Jealousies, even worse, Moon moves.

832
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: On, where it's like, moment, shit, I take it back.

833
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: I was going with it was like, Moo only lives

834
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: another two years? What the fuck? Always humans have potential

835
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: live one hundred. Make the choice for you. But let's

836
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: go in that direction where you do this sacrifice, this

837
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: great second and then the Lady Death is like, let

838
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: me take you to one year from now. It takes

839
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 1: you to one year in the future.

840
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: Ship something. Yeah, I was communicated, I got it. You

841
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: did it well.

842
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: I'm on a sled going down a hill.

843
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: Wow.

844
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 1: So she takes you one year into the future. Moo's moved,

845
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 1: Moo is cuddled up with like think I gotta oh

846
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: moo is cuddled up on the lap of Sydney. Sweet.

847
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 2: I know you're going to say.

848
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: That for some reason, you're Lex Luthor.

849
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, for some reason.

850
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: She's like, I've taken all the jabs, and I've taken

851
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: your cat.

852
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 2: You've already taken all the jobs.

853
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 3: Oh now, Mommy, I love you.

854
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 4: I loves you.

855
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 3: In that movie we just saw, you played a lady boxer.

856
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: But and somebody, uh, you know, delivers the mail and

857
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it's uh the it's the semetary. We

858
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: have to pay for the plot for your mom.

859
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 3: This is my momb what the fuck?

860
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the hell?

861
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: And Lady Death is like next time Jesus Wisely, they're like,

862
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: you're acting more like Mafista than Lady Death.

863
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: Like that's what fucking it is me, Fiesta a deal

864
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: with the devil you have made God?

865
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking I hate the hypothetical.

866
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: Vague memories of a distant mumur.

867
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 2: Stop I fucking sacrifice.

868
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: I know that you can spectrate chat like you piece

869
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: of ship. I gave my life for you when I

870
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: was only twenty five. I don't know what I was

871
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: fucking thinking. My father guilds me into it. Lady Death

872
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: laid it out there. I was really worried about what

873
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: people would say on the podcast.

874
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 2: Was really making it seem like I had no choice.

875
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 3: Bull shit, I tell your whole life.

876
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: Like I was going to be a bad person if

877
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: I chose me.

878
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: If it comes down to you or cat, it's always you.

879
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: You have told me that my whole life unless that

880
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: cat is like the Jesus Christ of cats.

881
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 2: In my eyes is.

882
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Speaker 1: God, Yeah, because he's seen You're like Mary, the Mother

883
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Speaker 1: of God.

884
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 4: Mommy, you will be venerated in all the world.

885
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 1: The worship you because they could only worship God, but

886
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: they could the Mother of Goldy and you. Every Marian

887
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: holiday in the Catholic Church because there's a lot of

888
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: Mary centric ship. I went to a school and church

889
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: called Our Lady of Perpetual Health. Everything is like Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary.

890
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: And she's not a saint like it ain't You've never

891
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: heard there is a saint Mary or Mary, but it

892
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: ain't married. She's so beatified that she doesn't get the

893
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: honor of saint. She's just flat out Mary, which is

894
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: equivalent to like the Big two God, Jesus fucking you

895
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: raised above all others you who are are nearly sainted.

896
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: It's just crazy. When I was a kid, I was like,

897
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: why don't we call her Saint Mary? And because it

898
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: was Catholic school, that be like what you fucking blasphemer?

899
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: Why would you ever do something like plus yeah, but

900
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: I was trying to understand what the big deal was.

901
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: But I mean, I get it, like she's the Mother

902
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,479
Speaker 1: of God, but then why not give her that saint

903
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: Like Jesus's dad is Saint Joseph. He ain't just Joseph,

904
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: it is Saint Joseph.

905
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 2: Really, like, thank God.

906
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: She ain't Saint Mary, bro she just married just like

907
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: Shaer Madonna, Lady go got Lady got got two names

908
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: one no, no, Mary Comma mother of God, which is

909
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: more than you know enough of his last name. That

910
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: don't get you in any club right there. But they

911
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: never But that's the thing in Catholic school and in

912
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: Catholic Church, they taught us, like, you know, because we

913
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: were like, we worship Mary, right, and they're like, no,

914
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 1: you worship God, you worship Jesus in the Holy Spirit

915
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: of the Blessed Trinity. But you venerate Mary.

916
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: What does that word mean?

917
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: Let's look it up. Essentially, it means, well, the way

918
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: I understand it, it means like.

919
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 2: You don't you're really providing me with a new vocabulary today.

920
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm giving you all the Catholic shit they forced on

921
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: me as a child. Venerate to regard with reverential respect

922
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: or with admiring deference, to honor an icon, a relic,

923
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: with a ritual act of devotion. So you can venerate it.

924
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: But but that doesn't mean it is here. Is venerate

925
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: the same as worship. Veneration is similar to worship, but

926
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: the two words have some differences. Both veneration and worship

927
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: means to honor and admire someone or something with profound respect. However,

928
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: worship usually implies that it is expressed through words or ceremony.

929
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: So you can really like, here, you fucking think you

930
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: love move right now? You just venerate move. But if

931
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,959
Speaker 1: you ever want to worship move, you have to build

932
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: a little altar like candles, put moo on it, and

933
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: be like.

934
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 4: Oh, channel and the spir of the universe.

935
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 2: Last week you read the definition of a potato, and

936
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 2: this week.

937
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: Tak a leap forward.

938
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: You know, a word of the word of the day

939
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,760
Speaker 1: is venerate.

940
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: Last week potatoto.

941
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 3: That's that's not a word of the day as it is.

942
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: Potato is a word potato, And it's also a tuber

943
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: learn anything.

944
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 3: That's the whole reason we looked it up. God damn it.

945
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 3: Education it goes a long way. Well, it's a tuber.

946
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: I have no fucking idea. I don't do you have

947
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: a passionate rationalist.

948
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 2: I could.

949
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: Off the top of your head. Yeah sure, I mean

950
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: maybe maybe our hook should be word of the day.

951
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I'm thinking a word of the day, and.

952
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: Then every episode could be named after the word of

953
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: the day.

954
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: Well would you look at that last week potato? This one?

955
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: Yes, And you know what people will say. They'll be like,

956
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's like the chapter headings and clerks

957
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: is a random vocabulary word. And I'll be like, well,

958
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: that's the point. And when I don't say anything like

959
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: him so clever, I'll be like, I don't take a freebie. Okay, Yeah,

960
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 1: there you go. There's a better fucking hook. All right,

961
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: Well that'll be our thing. Smarts like you get you

962
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: come here, are jiggling shit and you learn what a

963
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 1: potato is for once?

964
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 2: Really, what else could you ask for?

965
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: It's not as beardless stickless me. Do you uh we are?

966
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: This is episode nineteen. Next episode will be episode twenty.

967
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 1: I believe we may have surpassed the vegan Aptowa record.

968
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong.

969
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: This nineteen was vegan abbatoirs last last one.

970
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: So when we get to twenty of beardless stickless me, Wow,

971
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: You and I have a real habit of picking the

972
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: worst names for podcasts. Vegan abatoir, ain't nobody looking.

973
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 2: For that meacan Avatar was a dope name.

974
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, fucking try spelling.

975
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 2: It well that you got a point, And.

976
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: You're also leading your podcast with a term that like

977
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: three quarters of the world like, eh. It makes them

978
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 1: instantly like get angry, a hostile.

979
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,479
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's some people in the world that are.

980
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: Like beardless No, but I believe me. I bet you

981
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: there are people in the world that are like dickless.

982
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: Why would you put that?

983
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: Well, we can give you the definition of a potato,

984
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,280
Speaker 2: so go fuck yourself.

985
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: That's true. Here's where you learn the definition of potato.

986
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: Title don't matter. If it did, we could call it

987
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: something else. Well, we should call it boboe. But people

988
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: will be like, why is your podcast called mummy? Like, no, man,

989
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: not like universal monsters. They're like, okay, so you got

990
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: to say it out loud to get it right.

991
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 2: Yes, it's my fucking cats. It's my cat.

992
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: They're like, you know what, you got to subscribe to

993
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: the fucking Sir Ridley Scott School filmmaking. I've read an

994
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: article recently. I really that's not true. I read the

995
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: headline of the article.

996
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 2: I like the truth.

997
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: Where he goes it's about the Ridley School production like

998
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: he produces movies and stuff, and in quotes it said,

999
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: tell it to me in two sentences. That's how you

1000
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: get Oh, it's an old school kind of like break

1001
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: it down in two It's like a pitchy kind of thing.

1002
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: But he, I guess still works from that model of

1003
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: like gotta be able to tell it to me in

1004
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: two sentences. Otherwise that's interesting.

1005
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

1006
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's a it's a guide of sorts.

1007
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: I ain't saying I'm smarter than Sir Ridley Scott. He

1008
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: obviously knows what he's doing.

1009
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 2: I got a piece, got a future, so we gotta

1010
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: rob it off.

1011
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: I thought we were just gonna watch as you were, Like,

1012
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: I got a peek.

1013
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 2: Respectfully.

1014
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: Yes, done and done. I gotta go, Mommy, you're full

1015
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: bitter is depending on my.

1016
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 2: Show, he has to. That's my other cat.

1017
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: That's the other cat.

1018
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1019
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: Although I will say people seem to like the funny

1020
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: animal voices you do, especially Mammily is just like she

1021
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: does that.

1022
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: My grandpa steepy love that. Wait, you gotta my grandpa?

1023
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, sorry, sorry, Carl's.

1024
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 1: Graham apologizing Mamaly right now, who's just like, fuck Grandpa.

1025
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 2: Carl's grandpa, my dad.

1026
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 3: She's like my lost princess. Now you're telling me fuck grandpa.

1027
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: Fuck you, Harley Quinn Kevin Smith.

1028
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: Like when she makes the voices and she picks on you.

1029
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to go there it is.

1030
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,920
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1031
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Speaker 1: if you want to see us do this live, I say,

1036
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Speaker 1: I say, I say, first quarter of next year.

1037
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Speaker 2: What's that Radio City music?

1038
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Speaker 1: All right? Man, it's gonna be like big finish.

1039
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1045
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1047
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