Finish It!

This week, Chris' fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody's ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus drops in to celebrate his most special day!

Show Notes

This week, Matt falls head over heels for a little place called River Flats, Chris loses his taste for skateboarding despite many many many attempts to become a champ, and you had better not mess with the Gang Mafia Mob!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated, Gleaming the Cube-inspired round of the Blanking the Blank quiz (thanks again, THEKyleThomas!); Matt guides Chris through fave seg Let’s Roll a Dude, Skateboard Dude Edition, Paul makes a fool of himself in front of the boys, but it all works out in the end; and someone’s trying to sneak in a backdoor pilot!

Let’s Roll a Dude: Skateboard Dude Edition

  • Primary Ability
    • 1. Strength
    • 2. Speed
    • 3. Dexterity
    • 4. Charisma
    • 5. Intelligence
    • 6. Constitution
  • Skater Style
    • 1. Jumbo charm necklace, alien sunglasses, cowboy hat
    • 2. Farmcore
    • 3. Leather jacket, leather pants, leather gloves, propeller beanie
    • 4. Denim dracula
    • 5. Punk rock in the front, adult contemporary in the back
    • 6. Sponsored by mountain dew dorito powder punch
  • Skateboard Team Name
    • 1. The Dapper Mountaineers
    • 2. The Ogres
    • 3. The Big Bad
    • 4. The Young Alligators
    • 5. The Iron Wizards
    • 6. The Skeleton Creatures
  • Skate Team Vibe
    • 1. Ska band
    • 2. Mark is a dentist, Michelle owns her own cafe truck, Zuber works for their dad at the old pine mill, Jasper robs banks (overseas), Poppy is a tug boat captain
    • 3. Straight-up Dexy’s Midnight Runners
    • 4. Mad Max putt-putt golf team
    • 5. Wizard cloaks and boomboxes
    • 6. Buncha Trons
  • Competition Song (from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack)
  • Signature Move
    • 1. Grinding all the way around a hot tub 3 times
    • 2. Getting big air in the half pipe, landing on knee pads, sliding all the way up the other side, 180 back on to board in midair
    • 3. Skitchin roller coaster
    • 4. Hella big drop into gorilla enclosure, banana slide back out
    • 5. Blazing guitar solo while flatlandi freestyling
    • 6. 360 smashburger to primo fartslide

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What is Finish It!?

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.