All righty. Here we are pre-Friday, AKA Thursday, November 13th, 2025. We were off by one day for Friday the 13th to happen. When exactly is the next Friday the 13th? When is the next Friday the 13th? February 13th, 2026.
Still a little while away. I'm sure you could get some, uh, cheaper tattoos then or something like that. I don't know. Do I believe in that day? May- Do I believe it's superstitious? Nah. I was reading something here about how, uh, one in six parents believe their child is destined for sports stardom, and these unrealistic expectations come at a cost. Uh, some of the parents believe their child is on track to become a professional athlete. We've al- we've already met those parents, right? We've all met those parents, I should say. Those parents that say their kid is the next best thing. "You better get his signature now because in 15 years he's gonna be world-famous." Does that ever actually happen? No. Two thirds of parents g- are convinced their kid performs above average. Well, they say their kid is good in like their little league. You know, there's hardly any competition. But then you take that kid, and you put him into like some high intense competition elsewhere. And of course he's getting his butt kicked. I, I'm sorry, but that's just how it goes, really. I've seen it happen. I've seen people who were great at, at basketball all throughout high school. They're supposed to be the next best thing, right? They do okay in college, but it's nowhere near the level you have to be to make it to the pros. I've known two people
that have made it to the NBA. One is Stanley Johnson. I don't, I don't even know what team he's on right now. I think he's on a G League team somewhere. Stanley Johnson.
He plays... Oh, so he's in the Japanese B League now.
Plays for the Nagasaki Velca of the Japanese B League. He played one season of college basketball for the Arizona Wildcats. He was selected eighth overall by the Detroit Pistons in the 2015 NBA draft. And now look at him. He, he hardly played in the NBA [laughs]. I mean, he still made a good portion of money. He still made it to the league. I mean, very few people can say that, but
I remember all the hype about him when I was in high school. Like, "Oh, he was gonna be the next best thing." I'm looking at his stats here from 2022 to 2023 when he played for the San Antonio Spurs. He had a very, very high po- Oh, he had a [laughs]... He had six points a game, three rebounds, two assists. And that's it. That's it. Whatever happened to, uh, the other guy that I know, Christian Wood? He was on the Lakers for a little while. He was the only guy taller than me in PE class. He last played for the Los Angeles Lakers, the NBA obviously. He played college basketball for the UNLV Running Rebels. I don't think he's even playing right now.
The last season they have here for him is the Lakers 2024. Played for the Mavericks from 2022 to 2023. Why is Christian Wood not playing? He has a foot injury.
Okay, so I'm assuming he's just not even really doing anything. I don't know. I don't know. But those are two people out of all the basketball players that I have seen all throughout Southern California, two people, and they're not even, not even in the league anymore from what it seems like. So to those parents that are a little extra hard on their, uh, you know, somewhat talented kid, be, be nice. Be nice. But also, um, have them explore other career options 'cause you cannot depend on your kid being a professional athlete whatsoever unless they are a true genuine athletic freak. That's all I have to say about this. If you wanna get ahold of me, you can over at 208-535-1015. Peaches Pit Party will continue here in just a few on KBear 101. [whoosh] I love how this was a legitimate story about how seagulls are more likely to leave you alone if you shout at them, researchers say. They found that shouting is more effective than speaking when trying to scare off the seagulls. No kidding. Imagine trying to scare off somebody by just speaking to them rather than screaming at them. We don't have a giant seagull problem out here, but I've talked about it before. My old middle school, McAuliffe Middle School,
giant seagull, giant seagull problem. There's tons of them.
Not sure how they... if they, if they have them now. I'm sure they still do. You would eat outside 'cause every school in Southern California's outside. It kind of blew my mind when I came out here and we would s- we would do things with schools like read books to kids or something like that. I'm like, "Wait, all the classrooms are inside?" Like all the classrooms are in one giant hallway and the whole school's inside, which makes sense because of the weather and all of that. But still, like blew my mind when I first saw that 'cause you would walk outside in Southern California to get to your next class. And you would have lunch outside on the, at the tables year round. And so the seagulls were out there waiting for those kids to drop the, the, their next Cheeto, drop their cookie, drop whatever.
They would come swooping in. They wouldn't care if they, if they were right next to a kid. They were happy to get the food. They were accustomed to being close to kids, being close to people. Usually when you get near a wild bird, they fly away. These ones were brave. But yeah, there you go. If you wanna scare away a seagull, doesn't say anything else about any other bird, specifically a seagull. If you wanna scare away a seagull, just scream at it [laughs], if that wasn't already obvious. [whoosh] All right, is it time for Cue the Outrage?I think it might be this one titled, "Warehouse Woes: Costco Members Rage as Retailer Drops Another Fan-Favorite Product, But Employees... But Employee Reveals the Truth." "A beloved Kirkland product has been missing from Costco shelves recently. Members are crying out. They're mad. The Kirkland Signature Organic Creamy Peanut Butter has been gone for months." Someone said on Reddit, "I'm trying to make my recently opened jar last as long as possible. OMG, I really hope it's coming back, because Kirk- Kirkland Peanut Butter is the absolute best. I just ran out of my two jars," another complained. "I went to Costco in October, was going to buy two double packs of, uh, double packs of PB, but no one... Employees wouldn't say why they were out.
Based on the other shopper comments, the beloved peanut butter is missing at all of Costco's over 630 stores in the US." What can we do? What can we do?
"Some began to speculate that the recipe could be adjusted, per a post from the, uh, Costco Food Reviews Instagram account." Again, the biggest cult following when it comes to any store, Costco. "The Kirkland Signature brand..." Uh, what, what, what am I reading here? They, they started talking about diapers in the middle of this article. "Is this going to be like the diapers, because their new diapers are absolutely awful?" a fan comment rode, uh, wrote. A fan wrote, I should have said. [laughs] "The Kirkland Signature brand diapers had a manufacturer switch earlier this spring, causing serious controversy among members." Serious controversy. My biggest complaint in life is that the diapers I get for my baby are not working properly. They s- they took away my peanut butter. [laughs] What are they gonna do next, shop at a regular grocery store? I'm canceling my membership. You guys took away my peanut butter. [whoosh sfx] I have a love-hate relationship with the Facebook group, Life In Idaho Falls, specifically the one with the, uh, parentheses at the end of it, that says, "SE Idaho, Southeast Idaho." There are two different groups. There's Life In Idaho Falls, and then there's Life In Idaho Falls, parentheses, Southeast Idaho. There's a difference.
Uh, a person, uh, posted in the Life In Idaho Falls, parentheses, Southeast Idaho Facebook group. Jokingly, they posted... Maybe not jokingly. I don't know. I- I- I can sometimes understand sarcasm, but you never know with the people in there. "This is scary. Period. Does anyone know why Duck Donuts is closed? Very important. Is it temporary or permanent? Donut emoji. Our donut supply for our community cannot drop." This post alone had 213 comments, 213 comments, and they were all about how Duck Donuts just simply sucks. [laughs] And there are other people saying, "Well, you shouldn't bash a local business." I even chimed in last night, 'cause I said, "Well, if the place deserves to get bashed, and there's evidence to prove it, if the shoe fits, wear it." You know?
Uh, like, you know, we've been- I've been bashed in that group before. Tons of things have been bashed in that group before. It- But did the, uh, question get answered? Is it temporary or permanent? I wanna know, did Duck Donuts permanently close? Is it just closed for a short amount of time? I don't know. The top comment... So, here's the question that this person posted. "Does anyone know why Duck Donuts is closed?" The top comment says, "Duck Donuts wouldn't h- honor my... honor certificates my kids earned at school. We went the same day they were awarded, but they stood by their expired. We went to Baker's Dozen, and they honored Duck's Donuts certificate. We have been loyal to Baker's Do- Dozen since that." Does that even answer the question that this person wrote? No, it doesn't. [laughs] People with these donut wars... Now, I did see a followup post, um, from someone by the name of Anna, shout out to Anna, "Donut gossip, better than political gossip." 100% agree with that. Let's play some Hollywood Undead Savior here on K-BEAR 101. [whoosh sfx] The Philadelphia Eagles, they're seven and two this season. They're first in the NFC East standings, and would be the number one seed if the playoffs started today. All this team success doesn't seem to mean a lot to Eagles wide receiver, AJ Brown, who has been upset all season with the lack of balls being thrown his way. Head coach, Nick Sirianni, says, uh, he's close to being done answering questions about his disgruntled star receiver. As much as a circus Brown has caused, at least he has some practical advice for the rest of us. During a recent interview, Brown announced, "If you got me on Fantasy Man, get rid of me." If you've happened to catch an Atlanta Braves game in the past few years, you might have seen highlights of a human mascot dubbed The Freeze. He gives fans a huge head start in racing around Truist Park, but with his speed, he almost always catches up and beats them. The Braves have announced that the person who was The Freeze has sprinted off to faster, faster pastures, and they're looking for a new person. The main requirement in the job listing is, must be physically able to participate in the Beat The Freeze Race, but they don't say how fast of a runner an applicant needs to be. Which means I could apply and just absolutely suck. Instead of The Freeze, I would be The Iceberg. It has been a bumpy season for LeBron James at age 40. He has been sidelined since, uh, training camp due to lower back issues. I can relate to that. But things are looking up as, uh, James was assigned to the G League yesterday.After he was cleared to take part in practice for the first time this season, he'll practice with five-on-five drills with the minor league team and can join the Lakers within the next few games depending on his progress and recovery. Could you imagine you're in the G League and LeBron James is on your team? Or even worse, you're guarding him? Good luck. That does it for your Shot Clock Sports Update right here on KBAR 101. Wasn't it recently we were talking about scams and how psychics are a major, major scam? Like
all ... They'll, they'll tell you what you want to hear if you give them the right amount of money. Is anybody truly psychic? I doubt it. Kim Kardashian, she is furious with the psychics who incorrectly predicted her future. After she flunked the California State Bar Exam, she put her anger on display in a TikTok video blasting the clairvoyants who told her she would pass the tough test. She says, and I quote,
"I'm just letting you guys know that all of the..." Well, I'm not gonna insert the explicit, expletive words she included here. "All of these psychics that we have met with and are obsessed with are all full of crap," is what I say in a censored version of what she posted. She said that over the phone in a tirade she posted Monday to TikTok in a vlog of her mom, uh, Kris Jenner's star-studded 70th birthday party is what I'm reading here from TheIndependent.com. Speaking of Kris Jenner, you know, she's aging backwards. She's gotten all of these, uh, procedures done. One person online said her hands don't match her now very young face 'cause of all the work she's gotten done, and she's been wearing gloves ever since. I thought that was funny just to point out besides the fact that Kim Kardashian now yelling at psychics is also happening. Did you have that on your 2025 bingo card? I don't think so. For those anti-California people, I'm sorry for bringing it up, bringing it up again, but it's simply because I, uh, don't have much content lined up for this afternoon [laughs] and I saw this question pop up on Reddit. Oh, man, I'm really making the people mad, aren't I? Peaches is using Reddit again, that leftist. And he's also talking about California again, that raging liberal. No, I'm not a liberal. Thank you. Thank you for falsely calling me that. What is something about growing up in California that most people don't understand?
This is a perfect question to talk about on my show. Most of the state is more like Of Mice and Men than Hollywood Confidential. That has 6,000 up votes.
Of Mice and Men, again, a book I hated. I, I loved reading it, but I hated it afterward because so many people called me Lenny, the big, dumb, stupid guy, you know? Another answer here, "It's a big state and most of it isn't what people think California is. I l- I only went to the beach twice before the age of 18. I certainly didn't know anyone who surfed. I never went to Disneyland, Hollywood, or LA as a kid either. I grew up on a dirt road in the mountains." Yeah, people don't realize that. California has literally everything. Like you could go to a place that has all four seasons and still be in California. Big Bear Lake, one of those places. You go ... The more north you go, central California kinda boring, kinda sketchy, but the farther north you go, closer to Oregon and Washington, the, the, the diff- the more different it's gonna be. It's gonna be, uh, quite different from Orange County where I grew up, not even close to Los Angeles.
The ocean here is cold. Oh, yeah, I cannot wait to take my girlfriend to California the last week of the year
and tell her, "Hey, go take a dip. Go put your feet in the water. Let me know how the temperature is," and I'm sure she'll come back freezing. Northern California, San Francisco, Sacramento is about the halfway point geographi- geographically, geographically. What, what I, what I, what I was about to say there the first time. Far northern Californ- fornia is almost always forgotten. Yeah, there are a lot of people around here who are from northern California that is entirely different compared to where I grew up.
Like the people here hate the southern Californians a whole lot more than the northern Californians. I think there's a place... Oh, Melissa from down the hallway, she's from way North California and I've never even heard of her city before. It's that tiny, looks so different. Looks so different. If you're just now tuning in, I'm talking about the question, what is something about growing up in California that most people don't understand? Any living thing, any can call be du- can ca- be called dude,
100%. Oh, I just talked about this. There's, there it is, outdoor campuses. My high school was a group of buildings that between classes you would go outside to get to the next building. I never ate food in my high school cafeteria because I alwa- I'd always wanna be outside. My college in California was the same. C- Cal State Fullerton, exactly what I was talking about. And, look, another one right here. If you grew up in California, you'd probably, you probably find basements weirdly fascinating. I, we never had basements growing up, never. I come out here, every hou- house has one, which is awesome. Let's talk about a very depressing topic, huh? What's something that no one prepares you for as an adult? The top answer I 100% agree with, having fewer and fewer people in your life. People die, move away, marry, just simply disappear. As we talked about during the noon hour of madness and mayhem, every single person that I knew from Titan Radio at Cal State Fullerton,... Has either unfollowed me or never followed me to begin with. They have me on places like LinkedIn where it matters, but Instagram, yeah, they completely disconnected. It's weird. I, I've seen a lot of people just completely forget about me 'cause I made the big move from California to here, and so they're like, "Yeah, he's, uh, out of the picture now. Might as well not care about him." "What's something that no one prepares you for as, as an adult?" There is always something to do, and those somethings aren't fun. Laundry, cleaning, dusting. The fridge is dirty. When was the last time you cleaned the oven? Clean those windowsills? Clean the baseboards? When was the last time you shampooed your carpet? Which, luckily, I don't have carpet. I just have that cheap laminate flooring that my apartment has. The ceiling fa- fan blades, they're caked with dust. You're breathing that in all day. There's always one task, right? Grief and how to cope with it. Man, this, this thread is really getting down there. "Adults are just as illogical, stupid, irrational as children." Who would've thought? [laughs] And here's, here's my favorite one. "You have to decide what to eat for dinner every single night." I love how Dave Mustaine is really sounding like an old man, not appreciating the young person's music. He, uh, went viral, I don't know when he said this. Oh, it says here, Kerrang! Magazine of, uh, this month. This month's, this month's edition of Kerrang! Magazine. He said, "How long has it been since you heard an album like Nevermind or Appetite for Destruction or Rust in Peace?" He's, he names his own album. Rust in Peace or Master of Puppets. You just don't hear records like that anymore. Basically, Dave Mustaine is wondering when the last iconic metal or rock album was released, and clearly he hasn't heard of Take Me Back to Eden, The Death of Peace of Mind, just two to name right now. When I interviewed him, I told him about Bad Omens, and he had no idea. He was like, "I kinda like that band name, Bad Omen." He didn't even say it correctly. Which, by the way, you can listen to that interview [laughs]. It's on demand wherever you get your podcasts. I wish I had that clip pulled up. I would've easily played it here, but like, dude, you don't pay attention to new bands. I think there is some study out there that says once you reach the age of 30, you stop listening to new music. You start, you stop seeking after new music. You just listen to what you liked from your teenage years. I just can't believe he named his own album. He's like, "Yeah, there's no iconic album like Megadeth's Rust in Peace." [laughs] It's like giving yourself the, uh, gold medal. Relax, Dave. I did like one of the comments. "New music bad, old geezer." It's true. So apparently Vine is back. Well, sort of. It's called Divine, D-I-V-I-N-E. It's been launched. Wait, that's how you usually spell divine. My bad. [laughs] I'm like, it's spelled D-I-V-I-N-E, in case you didn't know how to spell divine. Lowercase D-I, capital V, lowercase I-N-E has been launched. But I'm reading here it's been funded by Jack Dorsey. If you're not familiar with that guy, he's a huge piece of crap, one of the worst content creators out there. He- he's been known to, like, aggravate people, and then when those people get really upset and try to charge after him, that's when Jack hides behind his, uh, giant, massive security guards. And then those security guards, you know, take down the people he aggravated, and it's quite annoying. I think Jack Dorsey's bodyguard one time knocked a dude out, out cold at a Halloween party from a couple years back. But I guess Divine, besides it being funded by Jack Dorsey, it, it includes over 100,000 videos from Vine's archive. Users can upload sick- six-second videos. AI-generated content not allowed. There you go, anti-AI crowd. This app's for you.
You can revisit Vine history as well. I, I remember when Vine was at its peak, and I remember, like, seeing some of my high school classmates' Vine videos, and they were awful. But then you would see, like, the... You saw the rise of all these random people because they were just uploading funny Vine videos. It's kinda hard to, uh, I don't know, get a point across in six seconds, but people did it. People did it. I swear, if Victor, as the social media director, makes us download Vine and try to post every day on there as well, I would lose my mind. I just did a reaction video talking about, uh, Nick Nocturnal. He just, for some reason, made a comeback. He, uh, uploaded a, uh, music video
five months after he said he was taking an indefinite break from everything, and he was just stepping... He was just going offline for
however long he wanted to. Maybe forever, maybe just for a couple months, but he just uploaded a music video. I did a reaction video to it. It's on our YouTube at K-Bear 101RMG. But I was talking about, in the video, content creation as a whole is very draining. You gotta think about what works, what doesn't. I was tell... I was joking with Josh and Chantel that, uh, Chantel was the, uh, the answer to our YouTube shorts having a whole lot of views because our, our YouTube shorts have been struggling a little bit with views. And then, I see, uh, the latest one where I'm handing, uh, Chantel from Classy97 a whole bunch of, uh, metal band logos, and she's trying to decipher them. That, that short has over 1,000 views on our YouTube and also our TikTok. So I'm guessing having a woman in the video is the answer. So, uh, I guess what we'll do from here on out, instead of having to include Chantel on every single one of our videos...... will include Victoria Rose. We'll have her be the thumbnail for most of our videos from here on out. Something tells me, though, that we'll lose followers that way. [swish] I realized my mistake on that previous break. I, I said Jack Dorsey is a huge piece of crap. It's not Jack Dorsey, it's Jack D- Doherty, or something like Jack Doherty that I'm thinking of. Jack Dorsey, I think he was the, uh, he's the co-founder of Twitter. Yeah, he was the co-founder of Twitter. Didn't he sell it or something like that? Well now... Oh no, he was also the founder of Blue Sky, so now he's bringing back Vine, calling it Divine. I just wanted to point that mistake out there just because, well, I, I didn't wanna call Jack Dorsey a piece of crap when obviously he's not. It's, uh, Jack Doherty or something like that. Anyway, let's play some Nickelback. How You Remind Me. [swish] I'm having a tough time trying to find a question for To Peach Their Own during this hour. What's a, uh... Well, no, here, here is a question that I found on AskReddit that I wanted to discuss potentially, but I'm not gonna ask it for the segment 'cause I don't want you to
tell me secrets about your job. It says here, "What's a secret from your job that we should know?" I figured we would talk about what the, uh, Redditors have said. "Flight attendant/former gate agent here. If a flight is oversold and they, they discuss having to bump you to a later flight, you are entitled to four times the amount of your ticket. Now, the travel voucher, an actual check versus volunteering to take a later flight where they give you the travel voucher knowing that a majority of people don't actually claim them within the allotted timeframe." It's, uh, well, they, they can legally oversell flights but they do have to pay you out and still get you there. P.S. Please be nice to the poor agents rebooking you. They didn't make this policy and are getting very underpaid to have to enforce it because of their greedy employer. That's the one thing I noticed when I was working at In-N-Out is that any single time there was a price increase, customers would yell at me at the register like
I was the one in charge of raising the prices. Like, I just work here. You know, if the In-N-Out executives say, "A double-double now costs $8," then it does, okay? Don't yell at me about it 'cause I don't know the, the, the management personally. Anytime I go to a place like Jack in the Box and they do that stupid thing where they tape an extra one or an extra... Basically what happened that one time is I went to, uh, Jack in the Box and I tried getting the, uh, Munchie Meal, and they taped a one over the zero. So instead of it being at $10, it was now $11. Why there was such a need for a $1 price increase is beyond me. But yeah, it was there. It was there. And then eventually the menu was updated to $11. Again, why did they need to put a price increase of one whole dollar? I don't know. But maybe I'll find a, uh, To Peach Their Own question. Maybe I'll just, uh, treat this hour like normal. If you have a suggestion for To Peach Their Own, let me know. 208-535-1015. [swish] A Florida woman with a serious pizza craving found herself in a deep dish of trouble. Hey, oh. Sorry. After being clocked at 107 miles per hour all in a race to get to Little Caesars before midnight.
Yasmine Arazo flying north on Highway 19 in Palm Harbor just outside of St. Petersburg late Thursday night. The speed limit was 55, but according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, Arazo was trying to get pizza before they closed and needed to just put the pedal to the metal. A deputy caught her speed on radar, pulled her over. She was arrested for reckless driving, excessive speeding, then sent to jail without getting the pizza. Mission fail. Mission fail. I found, uh, Victor's next spot for the advocates. Did you get into an accident because someone was trying to get to Little Caesars before they, uh, closed? You need an advocate, right? Advocate injury attorneys, there we go. Today's What the Headline right here on KBAR 101. [swish] Man, you want a first world problem? It's when you, uh, [laughs] it's when you have a hydro flask and you fill it up all the way to the top with water
and then you just drink the whole thing and then you have to use the restroom so then it looks weird that you're going to the bathroom like every five minutes. Basically what happened is that I've been using the restroom on this side of the building a little too much. You know, Justin from 105 The Hawk, he's, his studio is right there by the men's restroom, so he sees every single time that I go down the hallway to go down there and come back, right, to go use the restroom and come back. And so I felt kind of, uh,
not self-conscious, but felt kinda weird going to the bathroom as many times as I have been. So I purposely walked to the other side of the building to the East Idaho News bathroom, got my steps in, used their restroom. Enough water for me, all right? I, I, I don't... I'm hydrated. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I still have not found a question for To Peach Their Own. I might just, uh, skip it for today. On the podcast version of the show, I have been, uh, skipping out on including it. Uh, in, in episodes past I have included it, but I think it's just, it's too much work to include all of that when... Yeah, it's, it's just too much. So I, I might
include it in future episodes if I... I, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. But, uh, I might skip To Peach Their Own today on the show and we'll just, uh, do whatever for the, uh, rest of the afternoon. Let's do some Alter Bridge right now. Silent divide on Peach's pit party. [swish] I'm sure you've had those I feel old moments, especially when it comes to your body just aging. You get, uh, all of a sudden lower back pain like I'm, I've been experiencing and it sucks. You sit in the car for three hours one way to Salt Lake City. You do it for another three hours back from Salt Lake City. All of a sudden you messed up your back again because it doesn't have proper lumbar support or something like that. You have to get yourself a special pillow online. That's what I've been thinking about doing 'cause, uh, of course I'm bigger than most people. Trying to sit in a car-... for a prolonged period of time absolutely sucks. And I think when I drive for a significant amount of time, my right hip is higher than my left hip. And I think that's been causing some issues because it's been being held like that for a good amount of time, right? The last time I had severe back pain was when I did a road trip from Idaho Falls to Twin Falls, and the weather was not cooperating. It was extremely rainy, it was very windy, and I was white-knuckling the entire drive. I think I put so much stress on my lower back that it just acted up for that f- those few weeks. And luckily it's gotten better, but that recent Salt Lake City drive that I did re-aggravated it. I feel like such an old man for saying that. I'm the ripe old age of 29 years old. But I- I have to tell you, on Monday I went to the sleep doctor. I went to the, uh, Pulmonary Institute, something like that. You wanna feel young? You just go in there and hang out in the lobby with all those other people coming in, talking about their problems, how they're, uh, you know, 70 and they can't breathe. I feel sorry for those people, really. I don't wanna end up like that. I'm already experiencing issues. I don't wanna see myself in 50 years, you know? But I found this question here, "Redditors over the age of 40, what's a physical change that you were not expecting?" Somebody just said, "My eyesight tapped out overnight. One year I was fine, the next I was, uh, holding menus at a full arm length like a grandpa." You know you're old when you do that thing where you, uh, turn on your flashlight to be able to see the menu at a restaurant. The restaurant has such dim lighting that you have to do so. My parents are the, uh, people that have to do that. The creepy skin on the top of my hands. What does that even mean? I- I don't even wanna know. The sweating, I already sweat too much. There's more of it. I have to- I have to call out my dad right now. My dad is the guy, w- we'll go to a restaurant, he'll order- he'll order his food, and then he'll ask the waiter or waitress for a whole bunch of napkins, like a full stack of napkins. Then he'll put those on his lap, and then when he starts eating, it could be anything, it could be ice cream out of all things, he'll just start sweating profusely. He'll have to wipe his bald head. He'll have to wipe his forehead. It's- i- it's like, "Dude, why are you sweating? We're- y- we're- you're just eating. You're a skinny, athletic guy. Why are you sweating like this?" Does that happen to everybody? I hope it doesn't happen to me. I ho- I hope I don't get my dad's already horrible lower back that was passed on to me, now I gotta get the whole, uh, you know, uh, sweaty head as well just by eating food. No thanks. [graphics whooshing] Somebody was talking about this, uh, online. A woman has gone viral on social media for her spaghetti stance. Um, she says she'll never order plain spaghetti and marinara at a restaurant. Her reasoning, "Why pay top dollar for something that costs very little to make at home?" She says, "Growing up on the, uh, poor end of middle class means that I will never understand ordering spaghetti at a restaurant unless it's, like, handmade pasta or something. Especially if it's just pasta and marinara, not even meat sauce or meatballs." She wrote this on Threads. Who uses Threads? I always post stuff on Threads because it gives me the option on Instagram to also post this on my Threads profile, which I do. So my Threads profile is active, but am I actually
on there checking out Threads? Absolutely not. She wrote on Threads, "What do you mean this is $18 for spaghetti with spaghetti sauce? That's $0.73 worth of ingredients." Honestly, I haven't bought, uh, jarred Alfredo sauce just because I learned how to make it myself, but it does take some extra steps. Like, you do buy the ingredients for a cheaper price, but at the same time you're going through the process of making your own sauce. If you dare even make your own pasta, that's a whole bunch of other steps.
But you could just buy the, uh, boxed pasta, the boxed spaghetti for like $0.98, which I did read something somewhere here about how, um, pasta for your pantry, the price of it is going up because the US Commerce Department's proposing a whopping 91.74% tariff on Italian pasta imports
after accusing big brands of dumping products at unfairly low prices is what it says here. I'm not trying to get political on this show, I'm just reading this, uh, this, uh, thing here. But, uh, yeah, spaghetti with, uh, s- with red sauce, you could buy it real cheap, make it at home pretty fast actually. Faster than
you could just, you know, sit there waiting for your table at Olive Garden. You have to put in your name, how many are in your party, you have to wait there. You could make it faster than the time you could wait for your table at a- at a restaurant. [graphics whooshing] Was it yesterday on the noon hour of madness and mayhem that I had Suno, the AI song generator come up with a anti-Christmas Christmas song? That wasn't necessarily against the holiday. It was more so against the people messaging the Classy97 Facebook page asking, "When does Christmas music start? I need to know. It's dire information, my kids are begging for it, please." I basically had Suno make a song that was all about, "Hey, chill out. Don't be that person that's just mindlessly messaging the Classy page." If I send them five messages asking, "When- when is Classy Christmas gonna start?" They'll play it sooner. No, it's not the case. But this is the song right here that I'm talking about.
[singing]
Did it just stop playing? What's going on here? Come on, play for me. Dang it. Do I have to restart it? What's going on? Why is it not loading? Do I need to download it then open up Windows Media Player? Is that it? Okay, fine. Here it is.
... giving. We're still eating pie. But here come the messages. "When's the sleigh bells, you guys?" [laughs] We love a good jingle. We love old Saint Nick.
Pumpkin spice ain't cold yet. Hold your peppermint stick. Oh, oh, oh. Stop it, stop it. Your tinsel can wait. Josh and Chantel are trying not to break. It's still November, don't make him snap. Your Christmas obsession's giving us whiplash. [The sound of ice cracking] Too early for Mariah, too soon for the snow. Ooh. Calm down, Karen, we'll let you know.
So that's essentially it. I'm not gonna play the rest of it, but that's essentially the song. It's like, "Hey, calm down. We'll play Christmas music soon." But there are people in this thread on the Life In Idaho Falls, uh, Facebook group. Um, this lady posted, "Hey, please don't come at me for this, but when do the radio stations start playing Christmas music?" And I was trying to figure out what other stations in the area, um, are playing Christmas music. The only one, the only one worth listening to is Classy97, all right, when it comes to playing Christmas music. Obviously, it's classy. But people are answering for Classy in the comments section by saying, "It, it, it's the day after Thanksgiving." That's not the right answer. There are, of course, people saying, "I, I turn on my Spotify, that's what I do." [laughs] I see another person here, "I've been listening to Christmas music on YouTube since October." I mean, you can listen to Christmas music as early as you want by just going to YouTube, Spotify, Pandora. You can listen to it year round if you really wanted to there, but on Classy, it is not the day after Thanksgiving. That is not the day that it starts. I don't know if Josh and Chantel have publicly shared online, or online or on the air, about when exactly it'll start. So I'm not gonna say the exact date here, but it is soon. And it's not gonna start the day after Thanksgiving. It's starting earlier than that. That's all I'm gonna say about that, okay? So if somebody wants to let, uh, w- what's her name? Jeanie know, Janine? Janine in the Life In Idaho Falls Facebook group, say, or our Facebook group, in, just let her know, it'll be happening soon on Classy97. [instrumental music plays] Thanks for listening to Peaches Pit Party, the podcast. If you enjoyed the show, please share, subscribe, and rate the podcast. Peaches Pit Party is hosted by me, Peaches, AKA Brendon Peach, and is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com. Until next time, peach out.