three two one go excellent sexy all right chat are you ready just like every single time are
you ready for another episode of war harms
in this show we're sipping for signal i'm waiting i'm waiting for one day for one of us to get like
a viva zella or whatever or whatever it's called
oh yeah holy shit yo guys everyone take mongolian throat singing lessons we can surprise chat once
whenever whenever uh whenever if i if what if remy ever comes the guest star or anything else
like that i'm going to make all of us grab didgeridoos just
just the
just the
just the
so with that game master what do you have for us today
well before we begin um i do want to give a little update on the debt collector
today i just wanted to list off a few of the servitors who will be looking after
our precious precious tater tot well our players are uh away from the
from the ship
uh so we're currently looking after tater tot we have servitors robert greensmith kyle freeman
shell shock 325 iron gerard whalen party cyclops anonymous mouse with some o's zeros things
david ducks silent and michael mission that that is the tater tot crew for this episode
as as the servitors are going around the debt collector trying to find where tater tot is
but i think i think we want to we want to go into a session now so
yes let us let us let us begin last time with well last time we we uh traveled to the the
motus caserum facility in search of one slayer burgo de fuckerby the 24th his name
our party's nemesis and instead of finding him
they instead found doral or supreme judge gerhard straborson a uh very very um
rotund judge who had many opinions on the pc's actions and our our players then traveled deeper
into this facility to meet with the uh imprisoned prisoner well a prisoner i suppose in solitary
confinement one row hector hoping to find answers
except they were ambushed they were ambushed and then after they easily defeated the ambush i pulled
a magnet on them and gas and knock them out and then use a magnet to try to get pi brain but then
the chat out pi brain and i'm still angry about it because now pi brain's in the vents
is that is that a good is that a good summary we we good with that that sounds good yeah
sure this seems about right why not all right
today's episode
just just go to this lovely little
the crew continues on the trail however as we start with this this lovely cinematic view
of of the mortis carcerum orbiting this this gas giant world we have we have a narration
on top of it
hi there my name's trooper land has
been a little confused ever since i was a little boy the most important things to me was the lex imperialis
well today it's my first official day on the job as the newest arbitrator assigned to the mortis
carcerum facility i've spent the last two weeks finishing up all the paperwork and i can't wait
to give back to the emperor by serving him as an arbitrator i'm starting today off by attending the
supreme judge of this facility as he partakes in an interrogation
and we cut to a dank torture chamber in the upper levels of the mortis carcerum facility
where captain sedic is now being held in some kind of pain booth with supreme judge straborson
standing there accompanied by by two armites
this feels like a scene from star trek i don't know what episode but it feels like it is
well then the roll has walked here and the roll expects answers from you captain sedic
well you can ask away but i'll tell you i'll never tell you what happened to all those
funds that we well we totally spent them appropriately but you'll never get that
answer out of me i wasn't looking for funds we'll have to add that
one of you two whose names i don't care about uh as it's to the list now
and uh our supreme judge pats his rotund belly but what i need to know and he scoots closer
closer until there is an audible heat emanation as he approaches the torture unit you are now
inside of captain sedic and his his slug-like head leans towards you
i need to know where my jewels are
for the last time i don't know where the jewels are we didn't take them or at least i didn't
take them from you
you know it is a capital offense to lie to the road right
of course i know it's a capital offense but why would i care i'm above the law now let
me out of here
above the road
and he backs up from
from here
from here?
from from luci did you hear that?
he said he is above the road
clutching his fucking pearls
no one is above the road
it's right it's in the contract if i struggling to get the contract out of my breast pocket
it's look if you undid my arms i could show you right here but i assure you that i am
allowed to not be here
it's time arbitrator who's you'll be arbitrator too arbitrator two
Activate the torture machine.
And the arbitrator walks towards the implement you have found yourself in, Zedek,
and begins pressing a little cogitator unit by the side of it.
And you see the two open door plates that are the insides of these door plates
as they move to close basically by your face are emitting these electrical sparks.
It's really OK. We don't we don't have to do this.
Please, you're above the road.
This is what happens to people who think they're above.
And then there's this sudden and all of the all of the spikes spark and the doors fly back open.
And there's this like stuttering sound and smoke starts billowing outside of this this unit.
And what is what's going on?
Oh, well, sir, it looks like it looks.
It looks like the unit's malfunctioning.
Oh, no, not again.
This is the eighth unit this week that's malfunctioned.
Captain Zedek, you're going to tell me everything now.
You're going to tell me where my jewels are.
I, you know what?
I'm sure I'm sure the jewels are somewhere on this facility.
I'm sure you just misplaced them.
I tell you, I don't know where they are.
I could get you.
Some jewels if you'd like, but.
Please, it's not the torch is not necessary.
I sure just a boss and jewels are what I need.
I've been in my family for four generations.
They are a symbol of the world here.
I need them.
And he like leans in.
They're my precious.
I need them.
Please don't get close to me.
You smell like spam.
Do you have any like social skills you want to utilize here?
Captain Zedek.
You know what?
I, I think I would, I would like to attempt to persuade him.
Look, I understand those jewels are incredibly important to you.
Judge.
Surely, judge.
Yes.
Well, I'm sure we could hire somebody to locate them.
Or if not, I could, I could surely find them if you, if you catch my drift.
I would like to.
I would like to persuade him, and I'm going to roll for that.
Of course, you are going to be a one or that's a one.
Oh, that's a one.
To spend a wrath.
I would like to spend a wrath die on that.
No, die better.
Yeah, good.
There you go.
And you got a three still fail and then complicated.
Awesome.
Yes, the curse.
The low.
The road with.
Oh.
I, I think I know what's, what's going to happen.
I'm going to use this one from one of our servitors for today.
Actually, Gerhard Whalen, that is simply entitled Loud Sweating.
As you begin making this persuasive attempt against the Supreme Judge.
But the judge gets closer to you and you see the glistening of his skin.
You think you can find my juice?
And he's getting closer and you can see the.
The reflections of the lumens as, as it's like, there's this sheen just all over his face.
I need to know where my juice.
Uh.
I, I'll, I'll find, I, I'll find them before I tell you, we'll find it.
Oh God.
You look like a rhinestone stud grogs.
Uh,
I, I think maybe I should throw any, like, pull, like, no, no, no.
He reaches down to like his crotch tabard.
And like stretches it up to wipe off his face.
Uh, ha, ha.
Uh, to roll needs his shoes to roll is nothing without its shoes.
I wait, I thought the law was nothing without the legs.
What did the jewels have to do with it?
Uh, and he sort of backs off at that.
Uh, arbitrators take, take the prisoner down to the next.
You must.
Think about his actions now.
And with that, the Supreme judge turns and begins to wobble out of the chamber.
Look, so I can, you guys don't take bribes, do you?
Well, no, sir.
I'm a devout servant of the Lex.
My name is Trooper Hess.
This is my first day and I'm a firm believer in the law.
Oh, you bright chipper boy, you have so much to learn.
He cocks his shotgun.
All right.
Now we're just going to open this.
And there's like some, some key presses as the, the prison unit, the torture unit opens to allow you out.
Now, prisoner, get moving.
We're taking you back down to the prison unit.
Sure.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Can I, can I roll wealth to try and bribe them?
At least one of them?
Um, that, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I will allow you to give me like a social skill of your choice.
Um, and then if you want to spend wealth as far as, as bribing them, we can, we can do that.
Actually, no, this would be an influence check.
Give me an influence check.
Absolutely.
I would love to.
Throw it out there.
Let's do it.
It's a two.
It is a two.
What's wrong with you?
You've got some glory if you want.
Yeah.
For people donating, apparently stream elements is having a real tough time today.
So I forgive, forgive.
I have to do all this stuff mainly.
So if you do donate and you're waiting, like, where's my thing on the screen?
Just give me a second.
It's, it's struggling, but yeah, you can spend all the glory.
We have about five.
Sure.
Here.
I'll send it through.
Okay.
That's one.
That's one.
That's one.
You have a three.
If you want to bribe these, uh, if you want to bribe these arbitrators, the difficulty
and setting here is going to be a five.
So you could spend two, two wealth if you want to, to hit that number.
And you do have a wrath die.
You also have a wrath die.
I know you would be like four, five, six, seven, eight die.
So if you want to spend it and spend eight die.
Yeah.
If you want to risk losing more money on something that I'm unsure of, or spend the chance to
change fate, spend Zedek is a cheap bitch.
He is not going to spend his wealth.
I will.
I will wrap this.
Eight, two, six.
Here we go.
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
And that's a drum roll.
One, two, three, four.
Yeah.
That plus what you already had.
Four, five, six.
Yeah.
Six, seven.
Seven.
Yeah.
Cause these, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Well, I am someone who likes shiny things.
So what exactly are you offering?
Well, let's see.
I could offer you a, a nice bonus on top of what you're being paid now, which I'm sure
is meager compared to what I can offer you.
Not only that, I could offer you a cushy position on my ship and complimentary literature.
Get that.
It's, it's just the best.
I, the finest books that my money can buy.
All yours.
Is it etiquette?
You've, you've heard of my book?
Of course.
It's, it's mandatory reading on the planet I'm from.
You know, that's terrible.
Yeah.
That one.
Yes.
The very same, the very same.
Just holding back tears.
I'm so happy.
This means someone who actually.
Read my book.
Of course.
The scholars on my planet.
They don't have very much.
So we got all of the, the hand-me-down books from, from other places.
And, and well, our library was, was simply full of etiquette.
There were hundreds of copies.
It was all we could read.
Well, needless to say, I am honored by that.
You can have a signed copy of it.
Sir.
Some section.
22, three of the, the lax majoris principus portion 480 dash three stroke four clearly
states we're not supposed to take bribes from prison.
Ah, boy, you don't understand.
Once you, once you are in the law systems, uh, exceptions to be made.
Uh, now tell me, tell me, tell me of, of, of your, of your etiquette revisions.
I must know.
I have waited the last five years to know.
Well, you'd be happy to know there are many revisions in the works, especially about making others do your work for you, which is why I have many, many people working on the next copy.
But that's, that's a trouble for the other day.
I, my colleagues are here.
We have to, we have to get them.
But you, you, you, you are devout, devout employee and a wonderful scholar of the Lex.
We, we would love to have you someone who can actually enforce the law.
Think it over.
Another job offer for you.
At this point, uh, Zoran, if you can mark me down a rune point, I, I, I would, I would like to, uh, to invoke, um, the, the rune mechanic for this session, which is, uh, Trooper Lander Hest here is going to, to use his, his bright eyed ability to talk his fellow arbitrator out of corruption.
So, no, we can't.
Before you start, before you start, I don't know if, uh, chat's trap card will activate for this, but someone did a thing.
So you complicate.
Okay.
Okay.
It will, it will not activate for this, but the next time I make a roll, it will.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just making you aware now.
Perfect.
Uh, Lander Hest turns, sir, we, we, we can't accept bribes.
It's in the Lex and we are followers of the Lex arena.
Nice.
I will.
Think about it.
But for now we should, uh, take the prisoner down to the prison level.
That's right, sir.
All right.
Prisoner Zedek, you don't try anything funny now.
Well, it's 2v1.
I've surely not gotten out of tougher odds.
Well, that's, that's good.
You should know that as long as you do your due time to the emperor,
everything will be fine.
You know, the emperor watches all here and you can find forgiveness through the imperial prison complex.
Oh, I, I sure do.
You know, I'll totally serve that time.
You, you bet.
You bet, buddy.
Um, and so, so the, the two arbitrators, uh, take, take Zedek to the elevator,
that sort of long, ridiculous elevator that goes from the upper level of the carcerum down to the,
the prison gas mining unit.
To the bottom.
And we, we kind of view it from outside the station, the sort of elevator going down and we see the unit.
And then we zoom in towards the vents and inside the vents, we find high brain.
This amazing art is from Skelly Bean.
Yeah.
And the shit I photoshopped is, yeah.
.
Solid metal.
Yeah.
Um, so, so Pi, you were going through, you were going through, this is one of these, these vents.
You've been here for, you don't know how long anymore.
All of the vents look the same.
But your vox begins to chirp.
I'm going to, in the vents, kneel down and I'm going to put my head, my hand to my head.
. I'm going to, in the vents, kneel down and I'm going to put my head, my hand to my head.
.
Who is this?
It is clear, you need help.
I don't.
Everything.
I'm going to get off.
He's like.
What do you want?
Why I'm, I am here doing my, uh, the rust stalker protocols.
What do you need?
I'm.
Rust stalker protocols.
Oh, I see. Is that because you are covered in rust because Lemuria does not have maintenance standards?
Because I've been around you and your grime maintenance standards.
I see. Well then, I suppose I don't need to help you and you can wander aimlessly for the rest of time.
Listen, Damu, I know why you're going to help me.
It only makes logical sense after all.
After all, if Captain Zedek were to be trapped in the Arbiter Station forever,
you would have no one to fly your stupid ship with.
You would stop being paid and you would have to go back to Grya.
I like Grya, but I also do like the ship.
Thus,
I will propose a temporary truce while I assist you.
I will hear your proposition.
You require assistance navigating.
I have managed to send in my data, Jin, into the station's systems to gain a modicum of control.
Nothing major, though I can utilize their Vox subsystems to communicate through the debt collector to you.
That is a good, uh, fine, adequate job, Gryd.
Um, okay.
The issue is that you will have to get out on your own, as unlikely as that may be.
I place your odds in the infinitesimal range, but it is the only option.
The ship cannot get closer to the station.
Due to poor maintenance, the back would break under the gas giant's gravity.
You are bad at gambling, but okay.
All right.
In that case, Camus, do you have access to anybody's biological reader?
I need a weapon.
I, sadly, have very little right now.
There are arbitrators and combat suppression servitors on the prison level.
Well, it appears.
The vents you are currently engaged in only operate throughout the prison level.
To reach the lex, you will need to utilize the elevators.
All right, I ask Gryd.
This will work fine.
Camus, where approximately am I in the subsystem?
How far up or down?
Hmm.
Um, one sec.
You said my next role is a complication, right?
Why?
Sweet.
Thank you.
That would be against the players of eCampus, subverting expectations that way.
You can't be subverting expectations in this in this show, which we subverting expectations?
You notice the players?
No.
No, it's not. Oh, boy.
I'm making up new rules, I see, I see
Yeah, well, according to us
Technically
Technically, yeah
It is a Game Master role
So, yeah
Shoddy
Graia craftsmanship, which will make
her complicate
Good, good
I'll write
What I see before
you
is several levels
of maintenance
Several levels of maintenance
Why are you singing?
Isn't that
what you do? I've listened to
your communications before
Is this not how I ingratiate
myself with your group of
numbscalary?
Oh, you are weird
At that point
At that point, there is suddenly
There is suddenly, like, a playback
of you singing
when you were on the moon
of Scargeras Prime
Yeah, I did that
But when you do it, it is weird
When you do that
it is cringe
It is cringe
It is not
Cringe protocols
Cringe protocols activated
I am utilizing
my Eldari lexicon
to call this cringe
Um
Very well
Uh
I'm going to continue scurrying
and I'm going to see
I'm in the
I'm in the maintenance area
Are there any, like, uh, areas of the vents
that kind of have, like, the perforations
where I can look down and possibly see
movement?
Yeah, so
so what you're finding from crawling through these vents
is that there are tons of areas where there's, like, very thick, um
metal grating to allow airflow
but, none of them that you've come across seem to be any kind of grate that you could physically control
but, none of them that you've come across seem to be any kind of grate that you could physically control
open like they are they are well vented or well welded onto the walls here
well that would be a problem even with my immense strength six i couldn't open it
i mean you could certainly give me a strength test if you would like to on one of them
uh but but to get to answer your question what you've basically been finding is you the the
maintenance ducks um that you're discovering are over areas of the prison so some of the
containment cells you don't ever find event that leads into a cell they're more into the halls
in and around the cells dabble this is not maintenance this is prison stuff it is maintenance
of the flesh that doctor prison doctor are you looking for the the the doctor the one you
identify as reeb
reeb is more than likely on the legs i don't think they would put him to work here he is far
too smart and they are way too dumb you do not understand reeb is in the prison i can direct
you towards him if you would like ah good yes where is he all right i shall provide you with
the information at this point we we fade to to black momentarily and then we we find
ourselves with reeb van horn who is currently in a cell with his new cell mate
there he is
oh the boy oh he's the third boy so reeb you have you have basically been placed into
this this chamber uh alone for some indeterminate number of hours at which point the door opens
and some arbitrators admit this chamber is registered and from what this inaintance suggests
you must have taken theance of checking at least once a year just fine not exactly �
immense form that you
previously like witnessed
as Chokas
who enters in hands
uh covered in
gore and
blood and as soon as Chokas
enters this this room
the door closes
I have an important question
yes do I have my sunglasses
um
yes
all right gotta fix that hang on
good goods
oh no
good good I'm glad
excellent
good they look like
whatever
he just drew on sunglasses on his
thing
I needed to be sure
uh
so
just as a quick question
is Chokas tired or is Chokas
still Chokas
uh well
why doesn't Chokas tell us how Chokas is
how is Chokas
Chokas is very happy
but he now has a new
friend
Chokas
like you money
your hair reminds me of tiny kitty
cat but I am so
glad to have new
roommate
the last
I always run out of
roommates
they always turn into jam
when I hug them and love
them
I mean Chokas will look at his
hands
ah
Reeb
your reaction
well
that is unfortunate
I think I was like no I have to I just didn't care if I did this
I'm not going to do this
no I have to I have to
character man it sucks that your friends keep turning into jam yeah good for hugging
no jab gets really sticky can you help me with jam and tonkis will kind of show his hand to ream
it really hurts when i have to turn others in the jam it's very unpleasant tonkis just
wants to be friends but they keep coming at me with the hurdy sticks sure buddy give me a second
here uh this is like his hands like beat up from like bone and shit oh oh yeah like like you can
tell that these hands have been used to brutalize many people yeah so simple problem here my friend
is all the chunky parts of the gym hurting your hands reeb is very accustomed to seeing
malt viscera so i'm gonna roll a medicaid to fix his hands if it hurts a lot i'll make you hurt a
lot yeah yeah yeah don't worry it'll hurt less
try
me
yeah give me medicaid oh damn there you go it's a sex in the glory jesus
yeah yeah you uh you you knock some of chonkis's chunky bones back into place there are some some
like cracking sounds as you you apply some some different techniques to to fix you know bent
fingers and bones oh
hands
don't feel so hurt no more i had to use them for nearly a week straight pummeling people
yeah that's that's what i'd imagine you were up to with them you did a good job beating people up by
the way what's your technique i uh i take i take i take person and i pull arms really hard
and then when blood spurt in the enemy's eyes i pummel them yeah that's pretty good that's pretty
good
ex美
yeah
uh so while that's happening i'm just sort of doing this to keep him placated for the moment because obviously setting his bones Cross
The
Down
stretching
up
up
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gout
with a single door that um that leads off into the the wider prison complex uh it's like got
kind of a bunk beddy vibe with sort of an upper level and a lower level uh but otherwise there's
like a single toilet in the chamber in the corner and that's it
can does chonk has no is reeb looking for a way out i assume reeb is looking around
reeb is looking around he's not looking for a way i was literally asking for what this room
looked like just for like yeah targets will come up to me going like thank you so much for helping
my hands now i'll get pet four more efficiently and i grab reeb and just like to start stroking
his hair back like a fucking like fragile kitten it's going chokers appreciates his new friend
sure thing buddy sure thing
my hair is very soft the last one didn't have any hair
that's not surprisingly pearly took all his hair
there i had to rip it off he got in the way of my teeth
when i tried to eat him he didn't taste very good i won't eat you though you help my hands
yeah um i also am poisonous can i roll a persuasion
haha
I mean I would assume that would be closer
to like deception
are you sure
I mean I assume you're not actually
they're on par with each other now
I forgot a narrative declaration
yes
narrative declaration I replace my
blood with
narrative declaration I am
toxic
are you actually spitting a wrath
point I'm going
to throw
two glory at this just for
safety's sake awesome
okay then roll them thanks
so that's six again
in total yeah
Chonkus
you
you believe that
oh that's a terrible
condition
yeah I'm working on it it's hard
it's hard to not be poisonous it was
how I was born
would you
turn into acid
yes
that's amazing you can get us out of
here
no sorry
new friend and I pick him
up and like just kind of like
like angle him towards the door I
come on do it and I start
shaking him
I'm gonna roll a deception
yes
sure
burst out the door
reeve
I already said that it doesn't work
give me a ten
you know the fact that you're rolling
deception means that it would work
um
I don't think
I don't think it's orc logic on this one
speaker the issue is I'm trying to lie
to him saying I already tried pissing on
the door which I didn't do
that would explain a lot
why that's rusty and then I want to I
want to say that as Chunkus is holding
reeve up aimed towards the door like you
know should do it do it and then they
have this this brief interlude the door
opens and an arbitrator standing there
hi hi Jim
hello I'm not Jim my name is trooper
Heston this is my first day here
fresh meat huh
I am a servant of the lexed
I like fresh meat
I put reeve down I approach new person
yeah you you loom above
I like new meat
would you like to give me an intimidation check
sure do
sure do
let me just find it here on on his
awesome character sheet yeah yeah I have
to I don't think I can do an intimidate
hold up wait no there it is there it is
I found it I found it yeah it's it's
different because it's uh Chunkus
intimidates Chunkus gets four
does Chunkus want to spend a wrath die
are you happy with the floor yeah I want
to I want to I'm going to spend a wrath
die talk is talk is going to be a lot of
wrath die by the way that way I don't
know why I clicked that I'm sorry hold
up let me click that little button oh
chatter ass okay the second rule is fine
yeah we're fine yeah you're you're you're
more than enough to to get like it
I read about you you must be Chunkus
Chunkus the huge uh-huh they said they
said that they put you here because
because you refused to get in the back
of the Chimera it was too dark in there
he said you I just said you you did
things to the commissar
I'll throw their heads off because they
put me in the tiny metal box I'll hate
the tiny metal boxes
and I basically immediately like with
part of my intimidation I'd like slam a
fist right into the door possibly
causing a dent see I didn't sit yeah
um you ain't you ain't gonna put him in
another metal box are you no no no I'm
I'm just here to bring you to bring you
to lunch
oh oh look lunch what are we having for
lunch
uh I I don't know but I'm I'm here to
escort you they said you don't know
what's happened for lunch the last guy
told me what's for lunch and the last
time he didn't tell me he no longer had
the job you know what he didn't have the
job no more
because he didn't tell you what was lunch
uh-huh
know what happened to him
did you
no it got transferred he was really
nice
okay I'll know for next time but if it's
if it's okay I was told to to bring
bring you there they say you'd like to
to have your your lunch alone or with
friends
a lot to have lunch with friends
I'll make a new friend raw here I'm.
küj advocacyツHS-onko- kommt.medge.fm.
Cap Reeve just like one hand and like
like a fucking action figure go
come on Fred let's go
have notes together
and and so Chugs as you
you emerge holding
Reeve like an action figure
as you you come out from the
prison door standing beside
a second arbitrator outside
is Captain Zedek and Reeve you
see Captain Zedek standing there
hey Cap what's
going on
hi Reeve
I'm done you know talking to a
fan of my book just you know I see
you've made a friend what is that
the uh is that the guy who
turned a man into jelly before
I turn my hand to look at Reeve
he's like like an action figure
he's like hey is coat man
making fun of you
no he's not he got my name wrong
my name is Archmatter not Reeve
oh okay
I will still call you Reeve
alright
Zedek you
come out
I thought the movie was over I'm sorry
is this friend
yeah sure he's a good friend
he's a good guy sure go for it
I'll collect him in my cell too
hey
caught man
I want that one
in my cell too
no I'm fine I like my cell by my cell
thank you you have no decision in the matter
I want him in my cell too
give me another
intimidation check please
exciting
as I wait for it
I can't believe I got
10 on the deception
that was almost
max
it's not showing up for me hold up
one sec
I got a 7
yeah
yes we'll
put him in the cell with you
because
the the lex is is fair and there's enough room in that for two people to share uh and and for one ogre
you sound like a hypocrite I want my food now I put Reeve down and and sit at the uh and sit at the table
bro you go to service right
you you you find yourselves like heading towards the uh the mess hall which is completely empty
um
did
, Chonkis, prisoner Chonkis did you did you want this this this one any points to Captain Zedek to eat with you too?
yeah
okay
got a problem with that?
uh no no no I will go find what is on the menu for today
no no no
you want to wrestle?
you want to tussle?
I'll tussle with you
um
I'll go find out I'll be back uh you sit here and then Trooper Hest starts running off
uh
leaving you the three of you at the the empty otherwise empty mess hall
ah
Arteman don't you know the first rule of being in prison is you don't know anybody?
you're the one who pointed yourself out to me buddy
no I didn't you you told them I was there you acknowledged I exist
you you do exist you're right there
prove it okay i pinched the fuck out of zedek it's like there's one massive hand just
do you feel that i feel it he's broken is whatever part of my body he just pinched
um uh you take a wound
it's only a simple trauma yeah it's only a light bruising
what the okay can i just point out like what the fuck chat like you you have some
deep meta discussions going on here what if chonkis is lauren but from a different time
what's what's your name chonkis chonkis skywalker
all right so the three three of you are sitting at the table
um the the trooper hast has has rushed off uh leaving the three of you alone to to have further
discussions as necessary okay i'm going to again look around are there any i'm assuming there are
obviously this is a fucking prison but are there any uh security auspices of any kind
just you know dotted around the room imagining there's a lot uh yeah you can tell that there
seem to be some like viewer units up in this area
all right give me an awareness test may give you an awareness test yeah yeah yeah okay i'll give you
an awareness test yeah i roll it away this test i get you a three you get your three cool does
anyone else want to give me an awareness test sure i'll give you an awareness test okay here you go
it's coming at you sweet i like it it's a one-minute application hell yeah okay uh chonkis
gets a word he gets a glory
what what's why is he what's glory
it's what i like to call the cubes on my tray i'm very excited when i'll get glory bucks
am i aware enough to see if he has any so so reban chonkis um you notice there seems to be
something in a
vent oh spoiler i punched the vent and there's this immense clang um and pi brain you see you
see this like fist come towards you from the vent you've been looking out of this whole time
this is what i wanted so fist is coming at me i'm ready to catch it um it's counter-attack
it's stopped by the metal bars very disappointing
you should train and get stronger
can i can i do an awareness to see if i heard that exchange uh you would have you would have
definitely heard the exchange you know i'm going to power slide over to the vent okay i'm going to
press my face up to the dented plate and i'm going to shout into the vent hey idiot it's us
oh hello
hey prince you got away
there is no cell that can hold me now mortal chains that can keep the glory of lemmy
all right i don't care anymore i'm going to then uh use my combi tool
yes and uh presumably there's a vent in the way i'm going to use my combi tool to try to
kind of unscrew this vent and allow these two choc chicken plucks in oh okay do you wanna give
me a tech check
i would love to give you a tech check
to give you a tech check ah the beauty of technology that's seven successes
yeah you their own butt zedek rolls good you shut up start you start to use your combi tools
unscrew it um and you're making you're making a headway but this thing is like welded in place
like you're you're having some difficulty you're getting it out pretty fast uh but that's when you
hear uh shouted from behind you um it sounds um grox tendies grox tendies there's some more
favorites okay uh they'll they'll be coming soon i'm uh just getting them now between me
the sustenance okay what is chakas doing seeing uh
reed
up by the vent he's uh for now i'm just letting them have the thing go die i'm satisfied i took
care of the spider so i'm now just i'm now just ready to sit down and eat and i'm just excited
go 10 days 10 days uh yeah and and you're you're you're making progress but you you've kind of
realized that it's gonna take a while to get this this off as i'm sorry 10 days 10 days i'm like
just like the commissar used to make oh
well maybe
tonk is very sad
tonk shut up okay
shut up spider you're supposed to be dead okay so let's okay
this great it is very hard to remove it would take time and you are under guard are you at
threat of being executed by the rb days
i think we're more at threat of hagar over there crushing us into tomorrow's lunch of actual guards
yes the big potato man
have you should try to turn him into your servant he might be able to help you in dealing with the
rb taste i on the other hand i think i might be able to create destructions that would allow us an
escape attempt
i'm sure that's the main problem we have here is because he's a psych he probably was sent somewhere
expressly designed for containing psychers and would likely be very very divorced from the rest
of the station yes that is true where is lauren we had with us oh i see now you request my
assistance where your friend would be yes it appears the one designated lawn is in a ultra
security level on the lowest levels of the station
an anti-psyker containment unit it appears close to where one row hector is also located though the
cell containing lawn is under heavy heavy security there is there are many data protectors and
data walls in place that make any sort of intrusive
impossible from my end that is annoying and it means we cannot blow up that
station that's going to blow it up anyway pie we want oh wow who knows what
can happen in that crazy space place all right who wants tendies talk is
votes tenders go get him what are you two doing by the vent don't you want
food too oh yeah you two friends need to eat this is only meal you get in the
entire week oh and I'll step away from the breeze for a minute I grabbed both
of them just like action figure I've called we're talk is talk is looks eating
with friends who are alive and not jump and
them down on the table with me he comes bearing four trays two of which are for
trunk is that that one of which are for don't get like just talking to you like
two trays and are like piled like yeah yeah like they're all they're like
fucking mountains of food and then there's two like regular trays that are
just like what like two of two tendies exactly like two tendies and a fry and
then the the the guard sits opposite you
got the fucking fuck you sitting here for that question for you buddy oh I'm
sorry not you buddy the fell across the table oh well what's what's up we're not
really supposed to defraud eyes with with the prisoners but I've also been
told it's important to talk to them to get information so hi my name is led
to get information so hi my name is led to get information so hi my name is led
in that the house sits my first day nice yeah so I think fraternization I'm
asking a question where the hell is everyone
in this room I mean oh he'll you see other speech private judges orders
chalk's gets to eat alone or with friends because if he eats with the
regular populous he tends to murder several yeah fuck from home after his
last fight with
taggers men the supreme judge thought this was for the best right
and you're still sitting here why well there has to be at least one arm
trainer present to watch the prisoners
so why are you sitting at the table and putting yourself at a tactical disadvantage
you know he can just reach across the table and just like like you saw him do
that to other prisoners you had to show me the pic blogs of it i i don't believe
the chokas is a bad person i think chokas is just misunderstood by other
arbitrators here and i would like to to form a form a bond your innocence is so
sweet i think my pancreas is failing
you
you
I can have someone look at that in a minute it's a term phrase you donut
i'm aware it is you fucking goon um and you two you're just like me you're new
here too just on the other side of things
so you're a supreme judge give an inkling as to why we're here
um well he seemed to to
indicate that he was a good man and that he was a good man and that he was a good man
yeah they confiscated everything but your clothes and my sunglasses
make that clear
oh you're pressured to type something with crosswords
i'm just kidding
i don't know they confiscated everyone who's in the book
i'm gonna bring it in
i have a pen and a paper
and i have a pen in my pocket
i'm not in the professional Stell's stamps
my sunglasses and your sunglasses obviously no one's gonna understand that joke never mind um
damn so which of you uh which of your fine friends was poking through the goods that
you confiscated off of me oh they went all to the supreme judge he's really active he likes to
handle that kind of stuff himself yeah but who who repossessed it i trust he didn't get his hands on
it oh i don't know it's my first day that's great
times are great reeve times times are great hey good job shankus thank you i'm gonna lean over to
zedek zedek we have a slight problem where it took my my symbol of authority i can't prevent
anyone i'm an inquisitor at the moment and they took my warrant of trade so i can't prove to them
i'm above the raw either do you keep your trade on you just just to clarify you just you keep the
fucking paper on you roll up free to get fucking identity theft dude they're fucking shitty clerks
are gonna take your word of trade and they're gonna become a rogue trader instead yeah
remember a bunch of our
around trading the raw dude they're gonna be able to legally own the debt collector
you're gonna fly away with it i'm gonna steal it like a car zedek is very very realistically
weighing his options of killing his way out of the prison realizing his mistake
what do you mean if they have the warrant of oh no
oh
so here's the thing is while we are here i would
like to say that i am a member of the high of nobility on necromunda i was coming in here at
the behest of my cousin you know slide burgo he came by well you wouldn't know you're new here
point is my first day exactly it's your first day supreme judge mentioned that uh my cousin may or
may not have taken something from him and it's really kind of concerning because i'm out here
to try and warn my cousin that assassination plots against him so you can see now that i'm in the
I'm being caught up in someone else's problem here.
He has all the paperwork to prove it.
He confiscated everything out of my coat pockets except the lining itself,
and I don't even think that's intact.
Oh.
Well, that's not good.
I can – you know what?
I'll help you.
I'll get the requisite forms, and we'll get those filled out and filed
and send it to the administratum clerk in this subsector
so we can get your claim looked at right away, sir.
Okay, I'm going to stop you there.
I'm not five years old.
I won't be alive by the time those are actually filed.
We'll get justice for your descendants.
Okay, second question.
You know what happened to an arbitrator last name McLaudotter?
Oh, Senior Arbitrator McLaudotter.
You know, I really look up to her.
I read all the information.
She's the highest-ranked arbitrator here under the Supreme Judge.
She works really hard.
She's kind of a role model for me.
Disgusting.
Didn't answer the question.
What happened to her?
What do you mean what happened to her?
See, she got wrapped up in that funny little trap that your Supreme Judge threw at us.
I don't know.
I saw her yesterday.
She was giving out my duties.
Duty assignments.
Tell you what.
While you're also filing those papers that will have no tangible use to me or my descendants in all likelihood,
can you also go out and try to find out what happened to her?
I'd like to schedule a meeting if that's at all possible.
All right.
Well, it looks like mealtime is over.
So it's time for you to get back to the general populace.
Can I try one last?
What would you like to try?
I'm going to put on the artimental charm of this person who has just existed for the past day.
That is artimental to fucker be.
I'm going to say, oh, come on, man.
Don't be that way.
I'm just asking.
She seems really nice.
And I wanted to see if I can try to understand some things a bit better as a persuasion with two glories.
Absolutely.
Nice.
That's a one.
Oh, that's good.
2D6 will get me another one.
I'm going to do a wrath because I have two.
I think.
Good.
Did you spend one before and I missed it?
I did not.
But I also have one now.
Wow.
I can't do my wrath again.
All right.
So you try all of this.
And like, it seems like it seems like it has is kind of thinking about it, but just needs some kind of final push.
Possibly if someone else wants to throw their weight behind it.
But he's just like, well, I'm I don't know if I really should.
I mean, there's there's a lot.
You agree with little man.
I rolled a five for Tongas.
Oh, OK.
Well, Chonkas, that's that's fine.
I'll I'll I'll look into this.
You finish up your meals and get get get to general population immediately and sort of has to push us off.
Oh, what a first day.
And he turns and walks off.
Terrific.
Thanks for the help, big guy.
Oh, I want to pet your hair later.
I'll tell you what, if you stop petting my scalp, I'll give you my tray and I slide my metal tray over to him.
I think he looks down at the tray, picks up tray, takes a bite out of tray.
It has the food on it.
You dip.
Well, I eat it with the food.
It's all good sandwich.
Fuck's sake, like the sound of just a metal crunching.
I like the art.
The art for Chonkas has like one tooth coming out.
Clearly, that's old biter Zoran.
He's an ogre, not an amble.
Why not?
Hell yeah, he's a he is a growing ogre and he needs his iron.
Yeah.
Because it was his brain.
I hope he left.
Oh yeah, pie is has left.
Yeah, he's like, they're not going to stay here very long.
There's no point doing this.
So he is going to begin scurrying through the vents and finding the places where you can do the most damage to this facility.
Preferably, he'd like to fucking Batman Arkham Asylum a guard.
And?
Oh, all right.
Wait, your plan is to find a guard and attack them?
Yes.
Well, that is part of it.
You see, the people, my friends, need more time to escape.
They have already made a powerful ally.
No doubt they will cause great disruption and mayhem.
So I must ensure that mayhem is responded to as slowly as possible.
In order to do this, I need a weapon.
I see.
You are expecting me to provide you the location of someone with a weapon?
Yes, I am expecting you to tell me the locations and emanations of local Vox Karchata
so that I might find someone and perform a secret surprise attack.
Yes, yes, I have such a location.
I am sending it to you now.
You say that like it is going to be a funny trick on me.
Why would you ever think that, fellow servant of Great Mars?
I will trust you this time, Gamu.
But if...
If this is a funny joke, I will be very upset.
And there will be consequences that will blot out your cogitation.
Okay, I'm going now.
Ah, that's dope.
You make your way towards the signal,
and what you start hearing is the discharge of some kind of weapon.
And you find yourself over what is clearly some kind...
of, uh, range?
Like, a weapons range just in, like, a corner of the prison area?
And you can give me an awareness test if you'd like to sort of, like, peer through the vents and see what's around here.
Excellent.
Oh, my awareness is not seven, it is lower than that.
Uh, I'm going to use a glory on this.
Yes, of course.
And let's see what happens.
Yes.
Oh.
Four successes.
Okay.
Uh, yeah, you see that there appears to be one prisoner in here
who is firing some kind of rifle, uh, at targets on a wall.
And you just hear,
I am going to get out of here and join the indentured penal unit.
I'm going to get the right marks, I'm going to do it.
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what's around him i'm pretty sure no one is around i will allow you to do the pull-up maneuver
if you want a narrative declaration otherwise you'll have to burst out i'm cool bursting out
okay okay uh so let's get an athletics check to to burst out of the great excellent yes yes yes
we'll say a dn5 because this is a oh look at that six and a glory so you you come like you
smash down the great falls lands on top of this this poor prisoner with like a distinct crunching
sound and you you find yourself on top with the great sort of between you as this prisoner is
clutching onto this rifle staring up in abject horror at your uh your lifeless eyes and black
or red cloaked face
oh no anyone else around um are you going to spend time looking around or are you going to
spend or are you going to focus on on well i'm on top of this guy yeah and presumably he's
immobilized so this while here i'm just going to move my head side to side and see what my
surroundings are yeah you seem to be in some kind of like like range uh like a training range and
there appears to be like one weapon that he's he's clutching onto there's no other guns
in there
he's this is this man is clearly in like a prisoner's get up and is looking up in abject
terror but there's no one else in here very good you're going to reach down and take his weapon
merry christmas uh yeah you grab you grab the last gun from him now i need you to do me a big favor
uh
okay what what is that okay you need to be
unconscious and i'm going to hit him in the head with the butt of the rifle
um you know what uh for that give me a weapon skill test
yeah we're back in business baby
oh that's two and a complication well it's time to use a wrath
wrath baby ran get him so hard he wakes up
hey
if you hit a man so hard he wakes back up when he's already awake does he just ascend he just
wakes up no it becomes woke
yeah okay you you you hit this guy like square the skull knock him out uh as you do so you hear
this distinct whine uh and this is a a i'm going to use a complication from
uh strom 12 bl entitled the machine spirit is angry where after you do this the last gun seems
to be angry at you now pie it's sorry one more time are you gonna look at i'm gonna say no it's
fine don't be like that this is for the omnisire uh do you have like a persuasion check that you
could make could i make a tech check no uh worth a shot right i have intimidate that's fine i'll
give you intimidate too you can intimidate the gun back i intimidate the gun let's see what happens
two successes would you like to wrap with that
happy with that i'm not i'm not thrilled with it but i'm gonna need this for later
uh are you good
uh
glory oh i will spend glory though yeah sure absolutely we'll spend the three glory okay
three days this is a success so three glory gets spent chat then just gives back four
oh nice then yeah two miles still being super slow for some reasons i'm trying to because i
have to go through like a thing and it's like any moment now it'll tell me who did what
so i apologize for any tardiness uh yeah yeah pot pie so so
so
you yell at the last gun and it like spools back up and you can see that the energy cell is now
connected and and it looks like it's got almost a full charge on it ah thank you my friend i'm
going to kick the vent to the side um i'm not gonna bring the i'm gonna try to break the vent
open uh and use some of the jagged metal as an improvised knife or sword uh give me a tech check
to to build your your
like vent shank good idea yeah absolutely we'll see how this goes
yes in fact you make a a vent sword like it just counts as like a regular sword hell yeah
so i make this garbled just mass of just gnarled metal taking this vent aside i'm going to use some
of the like smog and like debris from the uh vent shank and i'm going to use some of the like smog and
this guy has like a white shirt on right uh yeah he's got like a like kind of well actually sorry
he has more of like a a grayish um oblivion npc-esque um attire that's good i'm going to take
some of the dust i'm going to write on his chest now i have a las gun oh oh oh and i am going to
jump back into the vent
oh
excellent excellent um we cut back to our intrepid party that is that is not
by hard um chunk chonkus and co having having just finished their their lunch chonkus you
have finished consuming everything including the trays i could i finished consuming everything and
the tray and the trays uh at this point you could you could tell that the the doors have been closed
like opened up to admit you back into the prisons general populace i guess we're going to do that but
then i got nothing else i can really do from here okay um so as you you walk out you you find
yourself back in the in the prison and you see at this point they're just kind of letting prisoners
mingle about while arbitrators and combat suppression servitors are on sort of high end
like the gantries that you were walking on early sort of those upper catwalks and just looking down
and kind of monitoring the room and then you're like oh my god i'm not going to go back into the
prison and then you're like oh my god i'm not going to go back into the prison and then you're like oh my god i'm not going to go back into the prison and then you're
the situation and you see a lot of like prisoners are giving you the three of you a wide berth
uh chakas what do you do when you enter prison general uh i guess size myself up bigger than i
i mean i'm always big i'm already the biggest thing in there but i'm like swathing right here
i'm assuming we're just going back to the cells right or is it just like a recess for us it's
kind of like a recess like you can just sort of walk around the area with all the doors open so
there's like an exercise area right like the giant weights or whatever oh yeah yeah okay friends
remember whenever you get into situations like these you're gonna have to establish dominance
until we're gonna lift weights together
all right sure sounds good all right let's go over here and i assume i see someone currently
using the weights uh yeah there's like there's like a prisoner who has one arm the other has
been like
you know
sawed off and is just like lifting some
weights with the one arm that they have
I basically
just like power move in basically
and go to excuse me
gentlemen I'll need you to vacate
the premises so me and my friends
can lift weights to look better than you
can I
finish this rep
how many reps you got
I got one left
hurry up I wait patiently
okay
and like it's one of those
like art like just typical
like gym moments
of the guys yeah
almost there and he's just one of
those obnoxious guys like
constantly has to like
talk while he's lifting
you both disgust
me
okay keep going I'm sorry
and then he drops the weight
and he gives you a nod
like you're up
and then this prisoner walks away
stop
to the sounds of
human exertion
got a squart or die here
squart or die
squart or die
okay
so basically
Chunkus starts putting on
the heaviest weights he can
he can get which is probably limited
because it's a prison thing
and so
it's all getting
practicable as you grab your own
there are no weights left
Chunkus is using all of them for his
going to do calisthenics
so no no I got on my back
getting ready to do the thing go
hey Reeb I'll need you to spult me
chair good idea
I'm going to do this full well
knowing that Chunkus is not going to need a spotter
so I'm just going to like use this opportunity
to look around
absolutely
but that being said Chunkus give me an
athletics test
I'm going to say this right now Zoran
if you fail this athletic test this is entirely on you
let's see his complication
there you go
there it is
there's the complication
would a five do it or do I need to do something
no no no
a five is enough to succeed
so you're having no problems lifting the weights
can I suggest
my own complication if a patron thing
isn't available
I don't have an immediate good one what would you like to suggest
I want the thing I'm on
to break
like you know what I'm laying on
I want it to break after the immense
weight of me and this thing
the fucking bars
like
it just crashes
and makes like a small crater
yeah and you're like
but you're still holding up the bar
with the weights on it
and it's just like you're just like on the floor now
instead of on the uh on the bench
you're just holding holding it like
yeah and I look at Rebo
why didn't you spilt me
hey that's not my fault
that time is the bench's fault
I don't know
don't understand
Chonkus when he asks for spot
he means you have to support weight of bench
isn't that right Chonkus
yeah the bench is supposed to snap lock this
and and as as this happens
this this other one our man with a
a big pipe wrench behind him
comes up
you're the new ones I see
yeah
yeah you can say that
you need more friends
you think if you want to help me
you need more friends
you need more friends
I'll hurt dame
I'll hurt dame
oh don't worry Chonkus
that won't happen
greetings I am Tagadur
I am the head bitch here
I'm sorry
excuse me
I need you to repeat that for me real quick
because I
my internet fluctuated
and discord stopped for a second
say that again please
I am Tagadur
I am Tagadur
I am Tagadur
I am the head bitch here
I am the head bitch here
terrific
fucking terrific
now when you say head bitch
yes
what do you mean by that
I am the top here in this prison complex
as we are all bitches under the law
how
I like how you said at the top
but I didn't hear speaker erupt into laughter
I mean in different terms of his definition
but I didn't hear speaker erupt into laughter
Both of you are technically mobbages.
No, it's all weird all the way down.
It's a weird hierarchy here in prison.
Right.
But you'll earn your place under Chokas.
You'll have good lives here as long as you do what he and what I tell you.
Sure.
Well, pleasure to meet you, Tagador.
I'm Zedek, Captain Zedek.
I don't plan on being here too long.
My friend over here is...
We're still doing the bit?
We're still doing the bit?
Yes.
That's Artiman.
He's a rather well-known socialite.
Rich boy, playboy, all kinds of boys.
I'm going to hit you with a...
I'm going to grab...
Can I ask Tagador for his pipe wrench so I can waylay you with it?
Oh, of course you may.
Oh, to beat him.
I like...
Another fellow.
There you are.
Beat him with this.
He flips it in his hand perfectly so the head is in his grip,
and then he hands the bottom portion, the handhold, out towards you.
It's immaculate the way he uses this, hands it out to you.
Of course, I always like having prisoners in my debt early on.
Sure.
I'll be happy to pay it back.
I'm going to whip around, and I'm going to make a very specific move.
I'm going to make as though I'm going to clock Zedek on the head,
but I'm going to stop just short so that it doesn't actually impact with the weight,
but it will look like I hit him.
I'm going to hope that Zedek knows what I'm playing.
All right, Zedek, how do you react to this?
Zedek not expecting for you to actually hit him is going to let him do exactly that
and not flinch because he's not picking up on his social cues.
Lucky for you, I rolled a four.
So it stops right in front of your face, and then Zedek has this pause.
I'm expecting, I kind of wiggle it very slightly as though I'm expecting Zedek to do something.
What would that even be?
Would that be a leadership?
Leadership or deception to like get a secret message across, either spot.
I'll do deception because that's way better.
Sure, sure.
At a one.
Too much.
You have a wrap.
You've got some glory, too.
I'm going to need a three.
I'm going to wrap that.
Excellent.
I also appreciate I am the head bitch here is now a clip.
Thanks, chat.
Oh, yeah.
You know, before that works.
So, Zedek, you immediately get the impression of what Reed is like.
He wants you to take the hit.
So to speak.
After parsing that for a moment, Zedek's like, oh, ah, fuck, what'd you do to him?
Oh my god.
Oh, it's just a very common Necromunda move.
Here you go, my friend.
Ah, you're from from Necromunda.
Yeah, I'm used to dealing with.
I'm used to dealing with hivers on Necromunda as part of my position as a
Hive noble.
You may not have heard, but I've been displaced a little bit.
Well, you hit it.
You hit it with the strength of a hunter hitting an over gore.
Very good.
What's an over gore?
You're a great shaggy and savage species native to my homeworld of Attila.
Ah, I thought I recognized the accent.
Yeah, I'm I'm familiar with the tilling critters because I'm an
inquisitor, but, you know, the owner of Xenos just saying.
Yes, good.
It's I'm glad to know others.
Others know of me, I would order all of my work, though I would not be
surprised if you know me, I am a very big deal around these parts.
No one knows who he is.
He also talks a big game, but I think he has, you know, he might have issues.
He wishes.
He was popular, but.
Chunkers, why?
Why would you say these these hurtful things?
It's not hurtful, it's true.
No, it's not.
Chunkers, never since I took a bitch away from you, you've been very sad.
Now you listen here.
That one had a nice bald, shawty head, I used to save more face with his reflection
and you took him away from me.
And I took more away from you during that.
Scrap.
Miss.
Well, don't worry, you see.
I will have a new champion ready to fight you in the matches.
Oh, I will destroy your champion.
I will train these two to possibly be proxies.
But if I see, but if your champion is worthy to fight me, then I will annihilate
him myself.
Ha ha ha.
Good, good, good.
But you do.
And he sort of like takes his pipe wrench and waves it.
At both Zedek and Reeb, what, uh, what are you in for?
Uh, I think we're in here by mistake, but that's probably a really common statement.
So I'm going to say that based on what the judge says, we're in here for stealing his
family jewels.
Reeb's going to frown immensely at saying that.
Yeah, high crime, jewel piracy is kind of our outfit right now.
Unfortunately.
And he thinks we're part of that outfit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You hear that, Chonkiss.
They're in here for child-splay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You only get, you only get two hundred years minimum for that too.
It's poetry numbers.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You see, you're in here for nothing compared to, to some of the others like myself.
Chonkiss is here.
well tell me what you did
what landed you in here
I well you see
I was hired
to be
placed into administratum
as clerk
okay and
I do not know how to read or write
we talked we discussed
him when we were up above
you remember this don't
you I would if you didn't
hit me across the face with a wrench
true enough
I like
you too junkies don't
break these ones
I try they usually only last
a week all right
well then I must
be off and he he turns
and starts walking away with
pipe wrench behind him
see you around
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oh
my
god
it's like you're
unfriendly enough
times with him
he didn't just you know
lash out at him
just now
some people become a
valuable asset the longer
you keep them alive for
the potential jailbreak
that might come in the
future he seems
competent enough to hit
things well and also
is a big it also is a
more convenient target
than chonkers
you are the most
well fucking
spoken ochre and I
am
I'm not
convinced
that chonkers is an ogre
and
I think he's just a
really big dumb guy
I think it would have
been really irritating
to hear me go
yeah
I hate the way
his mustache looks
and then it's just
that the entire
fucking time
it's just
random statement
oh no I
I like this
I'll still add him
in there but it's
like it's like
I don't understand
the complicated
nature
of anything
talking is always
confused
the geopolitical
it's like
events inside this
prison complex
what
that was
that was surprisingly
well spoken
chonkers
I didn't expect that
well
you think chonkers
stupid
you think you should
have been the
administratum
fella instead of him
I've always been
I've always thought
it'd be excellent
to become a judge
I've always wanted
to see what it's
like to yield
the role
of people
you know chonkers
if we get out of
this in the next
conveniently amount
of time within the
next week
I might be able to
I might have a job
for you
but let's worry
about things later
before I don't
you know
do I get paid
in this job
I've never been
paid before
I've always wanted
to know what that's
like
yeah
of course
of course you'll
get paid
what do you want
you want money
you want food
I like food
they only feed me
tendies
I would like to
try all sorts of
food
I mean
the human flesh
is not an eloquent
you know diet
as of
pretty much
compared to that
of tendies
it's quite sour
I wouldn't
recommend eating
eating human
they're
much
much too
mealy
alert
alert
prison
recreation
time
is ending
return
to yourselves
alert
alert
we got to go
that was fast
oh alright
well we don't
want to sound
too long
the longer we're out
the more we have
time to plan
and scout out
and escape
plan
back we go
come on friends
and I pick them
both up
and start
going back
to the sales
and with that
let's
let's take our
first break
here
okay
all right
all right
it's all
have a
no sleep
down
anymore
sale
goodbye
everybody
we'll be
wrote back
so I'm going
to be asking
you a couple
questions for a
test
I really don't
mind
reaction time
is a factor
so please
stay focused
okay
go right
ahead
all right
great
um
you're watching
television
suddenly
you spot a
wasp
crawling on
your arm
how do you
react
slap it
you're reading
a magazine
you come across
a full page
nude of
a pogchamp
you show it
to your
little pogchamp
who likes it
so much
that she
hangs it
on your
bedroom
wall
what do
you do
I slap
it
mm-hmm
okay cool
uh
your little
your little
boy shows
you his
um
e collection
plus the
killing jar
what do
you say
I slap
him
okay
somebody gives
you a
calfskin
wallet for
your birthday
how do
you react
I put
things in
it
okay
somebody slaps
you how do
you react
I cry
all right I
hate to say
but you are
a replicant
all right
you know
what speaker
I'll give
you that
but at
least I
don't like
Vriska
true
listen man
personal
tats
listen man
listen if I
can't come up
with a good
retort I'll
just resort
to ad hominem
fuck you
and for the
people who got
that reference
congratulations
all right
shall we
return
for epic
story
fucker
epic
story
so epic
his
pie brain
goes
through the
vents
vented
all right
so you
have a
weapon
pie brain
they are
ready to
be caught
by the
brakes
by
the
brakes
by the
brakes
by the
brakes
by the
brakes
what
are you
going to
do now
I have a
plan
we
are going
to go
to the
brain
get moved
for two
to four
pauses
on the
box
that brain
yes
you see
these prison
systems require
a tower
with which
to communicate
from
they also
have a
tower
where you
can press
the button
and the
sprinkler
come on
and then
the door
open too
that is
where they
control the
magnet from
no doubt
if we
can find
our way
into a
security
tower
in this
subsection
we can
cause
havoc
enough
to make
a break
for the
elevator
I see
are you
going to
do that
before
conferring
with your
fellow
cellmates
I'll be
fine
what's the
worst that
could happen
no
I'm
a
understood
so
what information
do you
require
from me
I need
the location
of the
nearest
security
tower
preferably
the primary
one
luckily
for you
I have
that
information
the cost
will be
only
minimal
what do
you mean
you're
killing
me
no
no
I am
not
though
my
request
may
name
your
price
you
you
you
meanie
you
meanie
pants
you really
told her
there
I tried
to come up
with a
pipe
bridge
alliterative
insults
but I
blamed
and you
are bad
no
no
then
will you
accept
I do
not have
any
choice
good
and I
will provide
you
the information
all I request
is that you
dictate
something nice
about
cry
I
am
I
that's
it
guy
a guy
it's
so
adequate
it makes
things
that
function
a guy
a guy
there are
technology
there
who
are you
happy
yes
yes
I
am
yeah
I will
provide you
the coordinates
people
people
poops
information
kind of
floods
one day
I will
force you
to say
nice things
about
Lemuria
going on
vibrate
tell me
something
but
do you
think
research can
help you
on the
battlefield
I'll fucking
kill you
do you
understand
me
and
with that
I don't
want to
complete
that line
I can't
pie isn't
a simp
he can't
do the
autocom
it's just
like my
40k
manuals
just like
one of my
Lemurian
field
manuals
just about
enough of
this
with that
we cut
back to
to the
prison
as
Chunkus
and
Reeve and
Zedek
make their
way
towards
sorry
as they
make their
way towards
their cell
a group
of
Arbiter
in front
of the
cell
you
there
are
a
bunch
of
people
waiting
for you
to
come
by
and
they
are
waiting
for you
to
come
by
good
uh
Reeve's
gonna
cross
his
hands
looking
a little
uh
is it just her on this bridge
it's just her
there's some that have like taken position around but it's very clear she wants to have a private conversation
I'm gonna frown very very noticeably at her
hello
hi
been a little bit since we talked by that I mean
what a couple hours
I just I want you to know that
I
I had nothing to do with what happened
hmm
yeah I know
you gotta save your own skin first
as long as you're working on something
that's all that matters
after
after I woke up
the
the supreme judge
he
he
he said that
mclaw doter she sort of leans in
he said that he wasn't gonna let any of you leave until he found what happened to his jewels
and then I guess we're not leaving huh
Tonkers hates that phrase
which one leave or family jewels
family jewels
nah I hate it too big guy don't worry
I see you're already making friends down here
against my will yeah
y'all requested him to be a moss head
he knows snow and sawney are like the other ones
and this one's hair is soft as a kitten
mhm
you've ingratiated yourself with one of the top prisoners here that's why
that's good
that's good
chokas is probably the only one who can protect you from tegadur
yeah who wants to keep you hidden with a point
I feel like tegadur is uh
punching a bit above his weight class
there is a reason that we are probably thrown in here after all
yeah
and that is because we are
scrawny little rats that have been starved for
you know
a hundred days or more
at least outclass him by five hundred pounds
you don't understand
ever ever since the fucker bee left
tegadur's
risen up here
hmm
have you uh conducted a search of his cell
to see if he's hiding anything of import
like chems or
any sort of stimulants hiding around his room
multiple multiple just
he's lucky
things just seem to go his way now
mm-hmm
would it be possible to have
a private eye on the matter
you know like work release kind of thing except
you know we're staying in the prison while working therefore it's not a work release at all it's more just
we're taking a shift as uh
a guard
the the
I can't I can't get you anything with him but I
and I can't get you your friend
uh your friend Lorne
he's
he's he's in in the
the highest security only the supreme judge has access to that
oh he's still alive that's actually quite surprising I thought he was dead given his propensity for firing a white hot beam of psychic energy at things
or lifting things up and throwing them around
or crushing small creatures into meatballs
or harming people psychically with his
powerful emanations
or turning around cyclonic torpedoes with the power of his brain
or
we get it
he's
we get it
he's cool
I meant that he's dangerous mostly
they they put a side dampening collar on him and have him in a
in one of the the high security cells
hmm
gotcha
I haven't I haven't been able to see him yet I'm sure that the supreme judge is looking to
talk with him
can't imagine that going all that well for the judge
he's uh
kind of a hard guy to talk to
oh
but but if he the judge if the supreme judge is so focused on that there is something I can do for you
she leans in
I can get you a meeting with uh
with the subject you wanted to to meet with when you first came here
that'd be nice but unfortunately given our current predicament it'd be a little pointless wouldn't you think?
well yeah we can't do anything with him if we can't get out of prison
it's the best I can do
hmm
what do you say did we take the uh take the opportunity that has presented itself and maybe we can get him out with us
yeah
we have a lot to work with right now
I don't see why not it's not like it's going to get any better before it gets any worse
it's true
alright
I'll have uh
um
I'll have trooper hest take you there
gee
motion is stupid
are you sure you can't get literally anybody else
not that guy
he's too happy he's too too enthusiastic he hasn't had his soul crushed yet
if I see him small again I'm gonna crush his head
I can't trust anyone else they all have their allegiances
he he hasn't
formed any yet
oh fine
follow orders
alright
hmm
she sort of walks off for for a few minutes talking to hest and then continues on placing her helmet back on and then hest rushes up
hi there
looks like I'm taking you to solitary to meet with another prisoner
bye
just go before I destroy you
alright
alright
come on
follow me guys
but that being said I should warn you that threatening an arbitrator has a very severe penalty
why does he continue to speak
I'm crushed when the man speaks
everybody's in here for more than one life sentence what does it matter to them
yeah it's like a high score at this point
don't you care about your families
I don't have a family
you have a family
ha
oh my god
wow
I've other imperial citizens are so different they say that prison changes a person
the greatest prison is the one that we make for ourselves
you do realize that uh you know most people don't really give a good god damn about family
do you have any idea how little family actually means nowadays I mean come on man
have you looked around
oh well I ooh
oh
sorry wait here for a moment
and he pauses at an intersection in the prison
I have to go use the little arbitrator's room one second
I step out of the intersection
and he turns and like rushes off into the side room
leaving you basically alone in the prison
oh
free rein boys where you want to go
I want to go back to my ship
that's where I want to go
and that's when you hear the skittering from a nearby vent
SPARTER
no don't kill that one don't kill that one
do I know where it is where it's coming from like
oh absolutely absolutely
can I jump is it like a vent that's like kind of like protruding from the ceiling or is it like behind a plate or something
I'll say it's protruding from the ceiling
I jump up and thunderclap on the ceiling
I jump up and thunderclap on the ceiling
I jump up and thunderclap on the ceiling
I jump up and thunderclap on the ceiling
I jump up and thunderclap on the ceiling
you're clapping
uh all right um what kind of check do you think would be appropriate for for jumping
I assume in athletics for me to like jump up there and then like both fists come down like the Hawkins just
like trying to crush the vent
absolutely
absolutely
all right let me grab
I'm in athletics and I go
and I basically jump up try to smash it
and wow so chonk is gonna do a wrath okay because chonk is messed up and chonk has got a five
okay so a five uh does does work uh you manage to like thunderclap except what happens is the
the like explosive pressure causes the bottom to give out and this red robed figure tumbles
onto the floor as the complication and pi brain you're looking up at this immense muscly figure
what is spider during events chonk is hurt spartans you disrupted my evil plan i'm gonna
grab chongus by the fucking neck jump
time out here you're going to grab the
oh
grin by the neck this is gonna jump up on the ogren and grab him by the neck um
all all right what kind of check would you like to make for this it's going for the neck he's going
for the suplex oh perhaps weapon skill yeah sure sure really mix it up a bit yeah psychic mastery
psychic mastery yeah that's five successes uh yeah chongus would you like to to counter that
with uh with athletics i definitely would like to talk chongus counteracts but he's at medics and i
also get a five so basically you man like you go you try to jump him and chongus just grabs you
midair and as i grab him if if i can do so and i grab him long chongus doesn't want spider near him
and i want to do the athletics except throw him back in the vents
i'm going to spend all the glory if that's okay
one two three four so that one two three four there we go and athletics ho this is just like
breakout i got a seven and a complication and a complication um oh lord what's that what's that
what's like
chongus got two complications during this whole process i i want to point out that one of the
complications i had saved from the the this the patrons was um entitled well that was a dud
by shamor you guy i'm pronouncing that terribly in which a thrown item or weapon
falls immediately in front of the throne
yeah so you go to throw and and you you you execute this great throw but like the flailing
of pie causes pie to just sort of like land like chongus is tossing but doesn't quite realize the
exact amount that that pie weighs is a metal being and pie just flumps onto the floor wait can we
have it can we have it toward the intended purpose to where he go to get him in the vent okay but no
wait but no have it where he goes to get him in the vent and then he goes to get him in the vent
in the vent but because of the complication the oopsies is that i do it to where he goes over a
grate that had poor maintenance so he goes just like hollowed inside and burst out of the grate
on the other side and just lands a little bit forward um you know what i like the the thing
is is you should still succeed your your test to get it the complication shouldn't stop that so
instead what i'll do is i'll have it so you you go to toss him and he doesn't he flumps in front
of you and then you just pick him up and like shove him into the bed because you're
gonna fall get in there okay i'm gonna turn around on like my all fours peeking my little
glowy glowing blue eyes out i go looking like a spider in the bed also screeching noises
i will point out that chonkis shoves him into this dark tiny space which he is intensely afraid of
and then there's like
as uh i assume
you're continuing off on your uh do i see reeb and zedek during all of this of course
that was a weird looking spider and i i consider furthering this clash of the titans and go
now hello reeb hello zedek
just kind of wave at him silently okay i am going to go to the control center and try to sabotage
the whole area and create grand chaos um well you guys go do that and get ready to go to the
control center and get ready for your evil plans that i know you have been concocting
no doubt you should probably meet up with uh rohecta before he gets wrapped up in the
chaos that you're talking about oh rohecta will need a weapon when you see him i'm going
to hand you my radium pistol
i pocket it
i have procured on-site equipment and armaments but when rohecta is released he will have
nothing to defend himself with uh that has very low ammunition reserves i will not be
able to defend myself with uh that has very low ammunition reserves i will not be able
to defend myself with uh that has very low ammunition reserves i will not be able to
sacrifice a single bullet because he can carry only his own weapon i will have you
keep in mind so there you go but you can also use it for your funny plan
good you go do your thing now and uh maybe let's meet up in chongas's cell if none of
this goes to plan okay goodbye goodbye zedek goodbye reeb goodbye chongus
goodbye spider
i got so many irons in the fire
oh i i'm sorry about that you see i was trying to wash my hands but you wouldn't you believe
the washing unit malfunctioned sprayed water everywhere sounded like so much hissing in that
washroom yep that's exactly what happened isn't a shame let's go oh did one of the vents break
again no we've been getting reports of that we don't get big spiders yeah giant spiders
giant spiders yeah you have to go and show the vents and clear them out yourself it's part of
your job okay those spiders eat the brains out of people i guess i'll have to look into that won't i
all right and he pulls out his like data slate and begins entering like spider clearing duty
could you show us the way
you
to the solitary already please oh of course come on follow me and and so he he continues leading
you leading you along until you eventually come into this area of the station on the sort of a
lower level where all of the walls are this like clinical white and there's just these airlock doors
and he stops before one all right i'm supposed to let the three of you in there to
talk to the prisoner uh when you're done just just pound on the door and i'll let you
go
yeah that's me back in um senior arbitrator mclaw donor said i'm not supposed to speak with you
and he sort of leads in i don't know if this is one of those things where you're going to kill him
but but if you do i guess that's my orders so good luck all right cool thanks you just get out of the
the way ma'am it's my first day yeah we know i walk in i drop kick him like a football out of the room
yeah we know i walk in i drop kick him like a football out of the room
yeah and you come in to see a like a solitary figure who stands up as you enter the room
uh dark-skinned man who has some like base level uh bionic plating on the back of his head
uh like it looks like he's he's been like pretty beat up relatively recently uh has some some like
um some markings on him that appear to be almost like electu tattoos uh but he stands up with a
you know prisoner number as like a board off of him much like all the other prisoners here
wearing and he stands up oh hello there
hi so finally we meet the fabled ro hector ah you know of me i am ro hector from forge world lemuria
yes we came across some recordings of your work back on shady rock
oh you you heard my recordings there
are they published i don't know what's happened time has has has left me since i've been here
am i famous now no you're not oh
you see we were dispatched excuse me rick van horn inquisitor
oh a member of the emperor's holy inquisition uh why why are you with the prisoner
and and you you are you are very finely dressed you do not look like a prisoner sir
well that's just it neither one of us are supposed to be in here just like you're not
supposed to be in here either so you know oh oh thank the omni sire you have come to save me
yes well that's the point i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
i am that's part of it oh good good you see all of us have fallen prey to the machinations of one
slyburgo defuckerby 20 whatever of his name we saw what defuckerby i will forever curse that name
we need to find out what exactly transpired in that
that crypt back on shady rock beneath the ocean
it was
it was it was uh well you you said you read my my data logs part of them well then you know that
the research station there is that we managed to uncover xenos runes
yes we're inside there
i see well enough to do that
after after we uh
he pauses breathes in deeply after we we discovered the xenos structure i made my way in with a group
of skitari i began mapping the area it was immense it's uh and yet it all centered around something
near the center of it so we dug well we went in deeper and into the complex we were attacked by
small xenos robot forms
i was separated i was lost in those caves
um but that is that is when him and his companions found me
defuckerby and his companions
when when they found me
i i told them we should return
to the service but but he wished to
see what what was what was happening there
so so he led me to to a central chamber
and then we can cut it open like that soon
he everybody дерishelomo is on vacation in these caves i don't understand where he went and i arrested him mercelessly he turns us in ourselves for four extra hours sometime tonight or two he'd say we should take so much time the day i add up that we �idselmo go on Claire famously consists of a traditional saloon naturals have a very quiet cigarette
is where we found it.
Did you see it?
The great monolithic
pyramid structure?
Oh, yes.
Yes, we did.
And whatever came out of it, too.
And, thankfully,
dispatched.
Dispatched? Something
came out of it.
That is
very, very,
very strange.
We entered, you see.
And some of my skitarii were with me.
They...
But before we could activate
the central pyramid,
something attacked us.
It was this immense
Xenos robot
form, like some sort of
insectoid
from old Earth.
Yes,
we killed that. What happened
next? It attacked us.
And the
pyramid structure opened, so
my skitarii tried to fight it off, but
Defagrabi, he
opened it, and there was
some device in it.
He took the device and
seemed
stunned by it.
I don't know what exactly happened,
but shortly after,
he used the device
to capture my men, and
the
robotic beast, the corpses
of my men, I should say,
and they all went into it.
I could not believe what I was
seeing, but he clutched
something. He threw the cube back into it, but
he clutched something else.
Some shards
of glass, some jewels.
Ah, I knew he was
succumbing to Xenos incursion.
That is going to be
very useful indeed, if we're able to get you out of here.
Yes, I must return to Lemuria
and make my reports, but
you have to understand,
he
took me out of there,
and then we
left.
We went onto
the surface, but it was strange.
It was as though
he didn't care about anything anymore.
He just looked at
those shards he collected
like he saw something
in them. He kept
laughing
or screaming. I don't...
I don't know what it was, but
it changed him quite a bit.
Before
we left, he
had to return to the surface. He said he
had to make some
changes, and I don't know what he did down
there, but we
left, and then he said
we had to come here.
I don't... I don't... I don't
know. I don't know why we had to come here,
but he brought me
with him, and we came on board,
and he spent much time speaking,
with the head judge.
He said,
and then one day,
one day,
he threw me in here,
and left.
I see.
That sounds pretty fucked up, bro.
Were those family jewels
that he was talking about
more of those shards?
I...
I...
I don't know.
But perhaps he seemed
quite insistent on coming here.
He was planning out several
places to go visit.
Uh...
Can I really quickly, because
he seems to be
juddering a lot whenever he talks about
the crystals, can I do a Medicaid to see
if he's alright mentally?
Absolutely. Go ahead.
I'm getting a
I'm getting a distinct feeling here that he's not.
Okay, roll that Medicaid.
Get me a 7.
Nice. Nice.
Yeah, he definitely has some, like,
post-traumatic stress
from that event.
And it's clear he has
some problems, like,
with these shards. In fact,
you're recognizing it. There seems
to be some kind of similar effect on him
as to what affected you
with Shady Rock. Why are you, like,
kind of don't remember even
leaving the planet as clearly
as you would like, and
why, like, well, you remember
the key points of what happened when you were there.
All the finer details are very
hazy.
Hmm.
Regardless of this, I think
I'm going to
attempt to quell questions
towards him for the moment, because I feel
like we're just exacerbating a problem, and it's
going to make getting him out a little bit harder.
That's...
That's...
That's...
Let us hold a moratorium
on the question asking. Until we are more
secure, it seems to be doing you rather
poorly.
Thank you. Thank you.
I... I... I... I can
provide information. I... I swear
it's just... This is...
Another time to not worry about it.
At the moment, our
first concern is even getting control
of this situation, if possible,
or even getting out of here.
Yes, I...
I would... I would like greatly to go
and return to Lemuria.
We'll work on that.
Chunkus, I have a question.
Sure.
Have you tried to break out
of here before?
A couple times.
These shoes, they always lock the doors,
and they always try to
bring a whole bunch of the
hobarts, and they
shoot the smokies at us, and
hit us with the big stick.
Okay, so
there's some doors even you can't
break through, and then they release
the combat servitors, so that's quite
a formidable thing to get over without any
weapons.
Hmm.
Of course, it's only smaller rides, though.
They usually try to stop it, but
if everybody got all
angry and started trying to fuck the
hobarts, then we might be able to get
somewhere.
I'm wondering if we could get some of the hobarts
on the situation.
Hmm.
I want to foster a revolt
in the prison.
Maybe not just the prison. Maybe we could even get some
of the guards in on it. I sincerely doubt
they enjoy being under the
thumb of the High Judge.
The High Judge is a despicable man.
And disgusting.
Yes, very much so.
Don't forget spelling.
I had brief meetings with him
before he put me in here.
He has been incredibly lucky.
I do not understand how he has reached
his position, and how his family
has held it for
so long.
If it's like anything
at administratum-level positions,
it's probably the same nepotism that
keeps rogue traitors where they are.
I suppose, but
even still,
you need a modicum of competence, and this man
has none.
A bit on the nose, isn't it, Zedek?
Oh, you don't know
the half of it.
He just agreed
that I insulted him.
Yes, he did.
Just like,
my life is a joke.
Competence.
Wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
But
I do not know.
If you wish to
ferment unrest, I am not
able to provide much.
All I know is
I am a Zeno-archaeologist.
I know about Zeno's ruins
and old, old recordings.
That will be useful
later. For the moment,
act as though we have never spoke
for the moment about anything.
If you can do so,
we need to go figure out a
plan of sorts.
Right.
I will wait here.
The Omnissiah has blessed me with your
presence, and hopefully you will
get us out of here.
One can hope.
We'll get out of here.
We'll get you out, too.
Trust us.
Hmm.
Of course.
All right. And he sort of nods.
I guess we'll, uh...
Can I just kind of pat
Chonkos on the elbow and be like,
all right, you can beat on the door now.
Okay.
Chonkos, like, punches the shit out of this door.
Nice.
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
I'm intentionally causing damage.
Um, yeah.
And as you do that,
um, the, like,
the door quickly, like,
pops on open, and you see,
uh, you know, Trooper Hest
is there. Oh!
Hi there!
Looks like you're done.
Yeah, we're done.
I pick him up by his head.
Like, basically my palm is over his mouth.
I just pick him up, and I'm like,
okay, we can go.
Shut up.
You don't need to breathe.
Don't hold me with me.
Start...
Start plodding back to our cell,
I guess.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just start, like,
like, plod, plod,
plod, plod.
Uh, yeah, and as you do so,
um, absolutely,
that's when, who had, was it Zedek?
Totally Zedek looks down and realizes
he's still holding on to the radium pistol.
When was I given the radium?
I thought Reap took it.
You gave it to me. I stuffed it in my coat pocket.
Oh, then you still have it.
Why would I give it, why would I give it
to a guy who's in solitary? That's a terrible idea.
Yeah, here you go.
In case anyone in solitary
can't have you.
All right, you're in solitary confinement.
Have this cancer gun.
It's a cancer gun with, like,
one bullet in it, too.
Jesus.
Be in this tight, confined space with a cancer gun.
Holy shit.
Yeah, good lord.
Yeah, so, so, Chakas,
you're leading the way, holding, like,
Trooper Hest in your
ear hand, and, like,
you make your way back to the
prison until you hear this
well, well, well.
And, uh, as you continue
back towards your cell,
you are once again
met by Tagadour,
who stands there. This time, there's about
a half dozen other prisoners
behind him.
Uh-huh.
What's going on here?
None of your business.
You're supposed to
all be in your cells.
They had to take us down to the lower levels
to beat us more thoroughly. It's just part of
a new motivation routine they're trying out.
Deception, please.
Absolutely.
Stop making me
redraw my glasses.
It's a six? Nah, I do what I want.
Seems, uh, seems believable.
Uh, but
why are you holding the arbitrator like that?
I would, son.
Yeah, he said, yeah, it's his first
dive. He's getting used to it. I'm giving
him a tour.
The civs.
Hell yeah.
Deception?
Yeah.
Why did you even
ask? Intimidate
instead!
Three.
I have no wrath to eye anymore, so
that's all I'm getting.
Chonkas, chonkas,
chonkas. You have to
remember, you're
no longer head bitch
around here.
I am head bitch.
Are you?
Who's you really? Who made you head bitch?
I didn't vote for you.
The fates, the winds,
everything.
There's no wind down here.
The fuck wind are you feeling?
The winds have changed, friend.
They are blowing fast, and soon
I will not only be in charge
down here, but he takes his, like,
pipe wrench and points it up
up there, too.
I'll wholly doubt
you're gonna be able to get enough men
to get all the way up there
with all the guns and stuff
ready to kill us all and beat
them.
Why do you not believe
in me?
Because I've already pummeled you before.
You and your gang are
just pathetic.
Thank you. I've actually been, like,
trying to fucking delay finding that
to put on a fucking stream. I'm glad you took
the initiative to put that.
I'm glad you took the initiative to put that.
I'm glad you took the initiative to put that.
I'm glad you took the initiative to put that fucking photo there.
Thank you to our Discord for putting that
fucking monstrosity on there.
For our audio
folks, this is a
lovely photo
manipulation of Tagadooer
with a shirt that reads
I'm the bitch.
Bitch in white or in pink
on a white shirt.
It's fucking...
Okay.
So how long are we going to
always going to be able to take out your position?
Because I've got a plan
and you ain't got a plan.
You just started with normal people
but I've got plans.
I've got smarts.
Chonkers, chonkers, chonkers.
We know you don't
have the smarts.
Listen here,
bitch.
I don't need you
to tell me
that I don't
got no smarts.
Oh, God.
This is the poison.
I was waiting for it.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Oh, my God.
What, what,
what are you doing?
Sharing this
experience?
It's cheating.
Reap.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Oh, God.
What do you,
what do you want from me
at this point?
You're just like shaking
your head looking down.
I don't have a plan yet.
Leave me alone.
Okay, so basically
this guy's like
surrounding us
with dudes.
Right?
Oh, yeah.
There's like he's
he's got like a half dozen
guys with him.
Like they obviously
all got like resume.
So I was going to go
back and ball sale,
even though you told
the critic source me
about not being the same
when you're supposed
to be in your sale.
Well, I make the rules here.
Are you sure about that?
I am very sure.
Are we supposed to figure
this out right here and now?
No, no.
This seems like something
we'll have to resolve
at a later time.
I just want you
to know your place.
You're the bottom bitch.
You take that, John.
Yes, no.
I immediately
punched the fuck out of it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Give, give, give me
a give me a weapon.
Boom.
Wait, your thing's not working.
Hold up.
That's not working at all.
All right.
Weapons test.
We'll do that instead.
I get a seven.
I'm going to say you're all the.
You're all the complication
with nothing.
No, that's for some reason
that's not working.
I'll fix it later.
But yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, you you go and you
you hit him, give me damage.
OK, let's see
the damage thing works.
Just by 12 damage
is smashing right into him.
You spend a ruin point for me, please.
I sure can.
So as you go, you, you have this.
Shot lined up and there's just this moment
where you see like all of you see,
well, Chunkus is holding onto Arbitrator Hest.
He goes, he takes the the fist
and the fist comes down
and just caves in Tagetor's head,
except reality doesn't quite work that way.
Instead, Chunkus takes a step forward
and slips and goes
careening backwards, landing on his back.
Dropping hands for the first time
and like lands back,
back on the ground.
His face looking up at Tagetor,
who sort of, you know, flexes the pipe.
I told you I'm just lucky
and I am the head bitch.
No, I grab his leg and try to throw him.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Give me an attempt.
Even better.
Zoran, do you try to do a sit up?
Yeah, wait, wait.
I sit up, grab his legs
and let the momentum of my weight
and everything like throw him backwards.
Oh, yeah.
Give me athletics check for that.
Totally.
Do athletics to make us sit up.
Yeah.
I mean, Chunk, Chunk, Chunk has got, you know.
Sorry, give us a,
Chad gave us four glory
and I was adding it to the things.
Athletics.
Nice. Yeah.
Rolling.
Rolling, rolling.
Got a seven and a glory.
Nice.
So we yeah.
So so you get up to do this and and yeah.
So you're sitting up and then you're you're trying to grab it.
Is that the plan or.
Yeah.
Okay.
So imagine you're sitting like you're sitting on the ground
or whatever you're lying on the ground with your back.
I lean up this one kind of doing a sit up my arms and extend, grab his legs.
And then, you know, when you like,
just let yourself fall backwards while you're sitting on the ground.
I'm using that momentum to like grab him and then using the strength of my arms,
like just whip him back behind me, like using all that strength to just toss him.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
And you do this and roll, roll damage
with with your meaty fists.
Yeah, yeah.
My my meaty, punchy fist.
It's wrong. 13 damage.
Oh, nice.
And you grab it and you hear this crunch sound.
And you hear this, this shout out of.
Oh, as you hear, trooper has to scream out in pain
as you have hurled tagger back, but taggers fall like slap being slammed back.
Instead of being on the cold ground, he actually gets slammed back onto the Arbite.
And you just hear the Arbite yell out in pain.
And my first step.
And then snap.
Oh, that was very good.
Very good.
And he just sort of like you hear tagging to her, kind of like stretch a bit at that.
But you see, Chunkus, I'm just
just I'm just too lucky.
Ever since that man told me I'd be lucky down here.
I believe we get the point.
Is there something else you wanted to endow us with in terms of information?
Or have we reached the limit on trying to harm you?
Oh, you keep trying all you want, but nobody touches this bitch.
All right, boys, let's go.
And he like gets up and struts away from you.
Chunkus, what are you doing?
As you also do.
As you also just hear the from the arbitrator behind you.
One more time, though, you just hear the arbitrator
kind of like moaning and wow behind you.
Oh, that sucks.
Chunkus continues to go back to his cell, mad.
OK, so now.
Yeah, yeah.
And the three of you enter the enter back into the cell.
Just ignore that.
This still only has this chat.
Well, the chat keeps spamming.
I do.
I need to mark you down a ruin point for his other thing of luckiness.
Ah, sure.
I'll be nice.
Sure.
Yeah, there you go.
It's not.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, we got it.
All right.
Yeah.
So we're in the cell.
Just imagine Xanax there on the image.
I'm just sleeping.
Yeah, we'll get it.
And it's just.
It's just like that.
It's just eyes.
A smile.
Oh, no.
A beard.
And then it's like then there's like a coat.
What?
And then they're just like, yeah, I'm Captain Zedek.
Look at me.
And then it's like, coat, coat, coat, coat.
And then there's like a head.
Why is Lorne here?
And then there's like a head here.
And then here.
And then you see that basically all basically here we have a couple of frontliners here.
Yeah.
And they're coming in and as they kind of go in this way, the football will then go across
this way as it enters in from this thing and it lands here.
The offensive, which would be marked as red, will basically fucking, you know, capture
the ball and head in towards the defense.
And as the defense goes, one of the side runners will come around to the side and as they come
around to the side, they go to the end.
And then the ball is like, no, not that shit.
And then as they kind of come in over there.
The ball will then be catapulted that way.
And then they'll go in and make a touchdown.
And this is Zedek.
Oh, God, he looks like a bird.
John Mendenfootball.
Fuck all of you.
Welcome to John Mendenfootball.
Next scene.
Pie Brain.
Wow.
Continuing.
Continuing on towards the the lower command tower.
I get the sense something very stupid has just happened.
But yes, I am.
You start hearing something, you start hearing up ahead, like from the grate in the direction
you're going, just this, oh, oh, oh, keep, keep, keep still, lad, we'll get you patched
up.
It's my first time.
Hello, my little guy.
Continueing on.
No, no, no.
And you, you are now like in a grate above the room.
And you can tell that in the command, like there's there's this command room where there's
three are like arbitrators, two of them with with shotguns.
One of which is like on a cot in the side of the room.
Who has this, like, terrible.
Like.
like, curved, arched back as he's, like, in the cot,
like, moaning out in pain.
Ah, so this is the command room.
Yes.
What a beautiful start to the day.
All right.
So I see two guys with shotguns.
One of them is standing over the wounded guy and like,
don't worry, it'll be okay.
And the other one is by, like, a massive cogitator bank,
like, looking at security feeds and whatnot.
Good.
I'm going to prep myself.
I'm going to take out my great sword.
Yes.
Sorry, it took me a moment there, yes.
I roll to kill you.
Time to prep.
Prep.
And I'm going to charge one of the shotgun dudes.
Burst down and fucking sword out.
Drop down.
Fall on your ear!
What are the stats on this exactly?
All right, all right.
I mean, it should just count as, like, a sword.
I think they have those listed.
Yeah, I have a sword.
It's a great sword, so it's a two-handed weapon.
Sword.
Cool.
All right, give me an athletics check to burst through the vent,
because that's the first thing you need to do here.
Sounds great.
I'm going to spend two glory on this.
Sweet.
Just in case.
Just in case.
That's good.
Four successes and a glory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You burst that off.
You get a glory.
You land in front of one of them.
Give me an attack roll, please.
Very good.
Okay.
Fuck.
I have to make sure I put on all the stats fine.
All righty, then.
I'm leaving you.
Thank you.
For Lemuria!
You will hit.
You will hit.
You can...
No, you can't shift anything, so you hit.
Okay, cool, cool.
I can, though, use glory for the damage roll, yes?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, I think we're going to be pumping all of it.
Okay.
So take the rest of them.
Yes, absolutely.
Go ahead.
All right, so that is going to be 13 damage.
Yeah, yeah.
You come down.
Describe how you utterly, utterly...
Actually, wait, 13 damage?
Oh, and there's no AP.
You know what?
He actually is still barely alive.
You savage this guy as you come down,
and take a slash, at which point he sort of, like,
backs off, going, ugh!
Yeah, I come down in this red blur,
and I'm just like, you know, obviously I haven't killed him.
I'm going to come down.
I'm just going to be calling out,
repeat the sounding joy!
Repeat the sounding joy!
What?
I don't know, but I'm scared, so that's good.
Yeah.
The sounding joy.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Maria.
Yeah, okay, so that guy seems pretty beat up and bloody.
That's a surprise round, though, so you get to act regularly now.
What would you like to do in a regular?
Okay, so part of me wants to grab this guy,
use him as a human shield, and approach the shotgun dude.
I mean, both of them have shotguns, so...
Yeah, yeah, but this guy is really fucked up.
Yes.
So I'm actually going to...
God, I hate to say this.
If they're too convoluted, I won't do this.
How are the grapple rules in Rath and Chlori?
I roll to grapple, you bastard!
I will end you.
No.
Grapple rules are certainly a thing.
Basically, it's a combat action that you're engaged with.
It's an opposed strength test.
If you win, you restrain the target,
but you can only use one-handed weapons.
To break free, they have to succeed in the opposed strength test.
Okay.
So if I grapple this guy, and then I move forward using him as a human shield,
what would that add to my defense?
I would give you a plus two defense for, like, using it.
Basically, well, sorry.
I would basically, yeah, give you plus two defense
because you're essentially using him as cover.
And if something fell into that two range, it would hit that person.
Excellent.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to grapple this guy.
Cool.
Go ahead and roll.
All right.
So she stopped meowing.
That's going to be six successes.
As my arms just wrap around him.
Sorry.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, that.
Oh, gosh.
I can't even win this.
So that's all good.
All right.
So, yeah, you grab them.
Oh, no, you could hit, like, all sixes.
You just like hurting me.
Also, you've got to roll it.
I get a two.
I lose.
And this is a complication, by the way.
Thanks to Chet's check card.
Oh, God damn it.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
They were waiting on me.
They were waiting on me.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
So, great.
This is fucking awkward, but sure.
I'm going to use Dosada's complication that they put in on Patreon, entitled Mistaken
Identity, in which the NPC thinks the PC is on their side.
So, you drop down.
So, you drop down and grab this, like, slice this person, then grab this, like, Bill, is
that you?
Bill, I thought, I thought you died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you can tell it's very clearly, like, this man is suffering from horrible blood
loss and is just, like, massively wounded.
And now he's just seeing things.
Like, Bill, Bill, you're alive.
And then the other Arbite in the corner is just, like, looking over with the shotgun.
Reginald, Reginald, what are you saying?
It's Bill.
Can't you see him?
As, like, Pi, you're shifting him into a, like, human shield position.
Yeah, I got my sword out.
I'm going to call out to the other guy, and I'm going to say,
Alex Mechanicus, subsection 270C.
This facility is in violation of previous concords and is now under Lemurian jurisdiction.
It's my first day!
From the cot.
Shut up!
Shut up, you!
Shut up, you!
Let's, let me roll the thing real quick here.
It's being weird.
Come on, character sheet.
Okay.
I will believe.
I will believe.
I will believe.
I will believe.
It's a disability to rule the thing.
Let's see here.
Do the thing.
Unroll 20.
Come on, roll 20.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
Unfortunately, that is a complication.
Another one?
Because of chat.
I've been waiting for you.
Fuck you.
It's a trap card.
Fucking hell.
Second one.
All right, you, you, you, you, you bastards.
So, so the Arbite is rolling resolve like the one who's got the shotgun at the, at the station.
Because he very much is, is like trying to decide like whether to shoot, what to do, what's going on.
Um, and, and yeah, it's just entirely, entirely worried about like what to do now and just is, is looking and okay.
Let's go with one from our audience here.
Uh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, he's, he's looking, he's looking, he's looking and, and then like takes a step back and hits the, hits the edge of, uh, the, the chair.
And as he hits the edge of it, he kind of steps on one of the, like the wheel supports and trips falling backwards, dropping his shotgun, basically representing his resolve, like failing and him being out of the combat as he like falls over.
I'd like to.
I'd like to thank, uh, Jeff or Rorschach for help I've complicated and I can't get up, which I know we've discussed for a while as he falls back and you hear this crunch as he hits the ground, like right, right on the side of the, the wheel of the chair.
And there's this snap on his back and he was like, oh, my back.
Um, and so now you have two Arbites in the room that are kind of like writhing one on a cot, one on the floor pie.
And the other one you're holding is a human shield as he deliriously bleeds out and believes that you.
Can I put him in a sleeper hold real quick?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
I like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then once he's like thud and the other two are like, ah, and then just in the corner from the, come on, first day.
I know, I know.
It's your first day.
I pick up the shotgun.
Be kind of yay, motherfucker.
And I'm going to walk up to the one that's writhing on the floor, pointing the shotgun.
Oh, my back.
You are very fortunate, young man.
You have not violated the edicts by firing on me.
I, uh, what are you?
I am Hell Place's reckoning.
Now then, you are going to help me take control of this facility.
We will bring justice to this place.
In the name of the Forge world, you now work for, M'Bam.
We're going to get that piece of shit to fucker me.
What's going on?
You ejected like two shells so far.
Yeah, I did.
I'm loading.
I'm like, there's, there's just this like, what's going on?
As, as we cut, we cut back to, to the chest.
There's our doodles.
Can we delete?
All this, especially this shit, because I don't want to get banned.
I mean, uh.
Jesus.
There we go.
Oh, no, not Captain Senec.
I have merged.
That winds up.
Okay, so the three of you are back and like, you are having a bit of time away from Tagador to discuss
what you have done.
What you have just encountered.
Any of you talk about what just happened?
Is Chonkis okay with what just happened?
I don't think Chonkis is okay with that.
I'm going to make a smart move by not engaging Chonkis.
Like, what is Chonkis doing when he gets back in the room after that?
That's humiliation.
He's fuming.
He says, piss the fuck off.
Just, just, just try to run and go, Chonkis no bottom bitch.
Chonkis!
Chonkis is Chonkis!
Chonkis is not bitch.
Chonkis is king of the prison.
Chonkis always wins.
And I'm just like grabbing shit and smashing it and fucking all sorts of other things.
Like I'm grabbing like the mattresses and just, just like no effort to just throw it, just ripping it out, throwing it down.
If there's any chairs or anything like metal chairs, I'm like tossing it through the room.
I'm like tearing up grates and shit that don't lead anywhere.
And I'm like, I am not bottom.
Chonkis is Chonkis.
I'm the bottom bitch.
I will destroy him.
I will make sure he parishes during the riot.
Chonkis will get his revenge.
Amidst the din of destruction going on around us, Zedek will turn to Reeb.
So suffice to say that our mutual associate has some other worldly non-human assistance.
Am I wrong in assuming this?
What?
What?
What?
That...
Artemand?
Did...
Are you paying attention to me Artemand?
I'm listening.
Do you have any idea what this is?
Because I've not...
This is out of my depth.
You said it might be something Zenos like we thought in the tomb.
Given that he picked it up in the Zenos tomb, I would BELIEVE that it is Zenos related.
Wouldn't you believe?
well yes
of course
but how did he transfer it then to Tagador
that some
other force just left it there
but what
while we can come to the conclusion
of what exactly
picked up what about Tagador
why is he
inexplicably lucky
I count my blessings
sure but
that man ain't right
two different things that could lead
to the same answer I think
I'm
willing to assume I don't know anything on this
so I'm not even going to attempt a roll
I mean you can
give me all like whatever check
you want you can roll super high
thank you
yeah thank you I see it
thank you
I'm not counting that
I'm not counting that glory
fuck that glory
it is an outlier
I'm carrying a ten and everything
I mean glory let's not count again
yeah my five is not going to register anything on this
no I'm willing to assume that
yeah you're like
Zeno's tech can do a lot of weird
things
I'm barely versed on the necrons
if I am even versed on them at all
exactly
so any assumptions I could make about whatever
this fanciful devices are up
in the air but what I do know
is that
Zeno's tech can do a lot of weird things
Zeno's tech is tricksy and evil and cursed and violent
it must be destroyed
and I will make the the funny inquisition is coming to raid your uh
your chapter base for your stolen Zeno's artifacts now
but I can't do that because I'm in prison
um
I genuinely I really don't know
I'm assuming it is Zeno's related purely on the notion that he picked it up in a
Zeno's chamber
if he's doing something evil with it like corrupting minds and altering fates
well that's all the more reason we need to go after his ass don't you think
well yes now we have plausible deniability other than murdering the
shit out of him for making us look like assholes
that's precise but we need to get out of here with Ro Hector his
first-hand knowledge would not be so quickly dismissed in front of Miss Van Nord
of course we have several powerful elements
as we've seemed to pick up in this journey Ro Hector of course is most useful but
I think we've found some indispensable assets on this little excursion we found ourselves on now
way late as we may be I think we can benefit from this after all
right now we just got to figure out a way to get everyone distracted and get the situation
back into our control at least for the time being
is shock is still destroying the world?
he's talking so pretty pissed talk is still going ham on it but
but uh but he starts calming down he's now just sitting on the bed just mad and sad
Chuck is my my friend yeah you want to get revenge on Tagador I know that
I want you to get revenge on him yeah so we need to raise hell we need to turn this station up
upside down you've been here longer than any of us what is there anything that could really
whip everybody here into a fervor is there something that really just gets under their skin
pisses them off?
hmm I think I'm all having an idea
I'm listening
something
Chonkas gets up I assume my door is a lot so I doubt anybody oh yeah no they don't they don't
dare lock the Chonkas door ever.
i come out to come outside the door and i assume it's like rows upon rows
of just fucking uh just cells right yeah yep and uh so talk is yells extremely loudly
and bases are like tagador takes her all bottom bitch talkers needs needs friends
talk is will kill tagador we all hate tagador no more bottom bitch no more bottom bitch
no more bottom bitch and i basically and chakas is just marching out at this point
going like talk is just going to destroy him if all he's only so much luck this bastard
could have and we's all gonna rip his arms off and and as you as you exit
to to go and and make this the reeb reeb instead of you still in the room watching as chakas has
made his way out and uh makes this proclamation that's when you hear crackling it's like
crackling of a vox emitter but it seems to be a like prison wide vox announcement
dun dun dun dun attention mortis carcerum workers
you are now under the jurisdiction of the forge world lemuria due to crimes committed by the head
judicator also known by the dumb bad name the roar in your capacity as servants of the omnesia
all personnel and prisoners are now part of lemurian jurisdiction thus you will be at the
command all the doors open all leaders of the new lemurian pina legion are to report to this
security tower um uh beta whatever
all arbitrary staff not in violation of the
canicus accords good job uh come there too everyone else
fuck you you're done and uh with that amazing epic announcement
wait wait i have i have one last thing okay yeah fuck you pause pause pause i invite the head
judicator and all those that support his
false tyrannical reign to die hard
good night everybody
where we are where we are going to end this week's episode uh as as the doors to the
mortis carcerum prisons have all opened people begin to come on out um and uh looks like we
got a we got a jail break for for next episode okay
captain zedek i do believe that the first part of the plan is in motion
let's get a move on let's go this is my favorite part of prison breaks
with that everybody thank you all for joining us for this episode of warhams thank you i hope you
guys enjoyed it hope you guys had tons of fun that we're gonna have ton even way more fun next
episode i am extremely excited for it so without further ado i'd like to introduce to you the folks
that made our show today thank you so much for joining us i hope you guys enjoyed it i hope you
all of this happen let me introduce you to pie brain played by speaker d
yes i am speaker d uh you can find me at my twitter at at super snake it or you can also
find me on youtube and i would like to say open announcement bounty for everybody if you would
like i think it would be very funny if you drew warhams fan art of risca i'm gonna throttle you
cease your heresy
next i go and next up and right after our uh residents qatari we have reban horn played by
erin deal i'm randall you can see me on twitter at erin delio because i can't make content just
yet because i have a job and it's it's pays my bills and i need that but i will also throw out
an open uh an open requirement for everyone uh don't pick on me if you're not a fan of erin delio
or i'll hit you with a rake it's just don't do it he's doing a great job don't do it or i hit you
with a with a rake that is all they said i have been playing chonkis for this episode but normally
i play lauren who is not dead he's not dead as i said multiple times he's securely locked away in
a vault right now into chonkis just because lauren's going to be securely locked away and
not be able to get to so easily and then after that we have
captain zedek our resident rogue trader played by hulky crow that's me you can find me at hulky
crow on twitter because that's basically the only social i keep up to date with you can also find me
on discord occasionally i pop into zorin server every now and then shoot me a dm there or if you
see me on the game you can just humiliate me in whatever pvp activity you find me in
and with that we also have our game master who has been making these sessions extremely
enjoyable corrupting us at every single point
making us suffer just how we want it thurston hillman thank you for another amazing session
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goodbye everybody so long
and as pie always says
we will see you all i think i wouldn't say next time as pie always says
please be safe everyone we'll see you next time