If u don't shave your best friend's leg with your bare foot while sleeping next to them are you even friends? What if I told you I stole 72 egg whites out of a Whole Foods soup container and got cornered by self-checkout security lady? We break down how to run an illicit grocery twist-tie bead ring syndicate at a summer daycare and hold back the urge from buying a black-market Barney VHS all while pretending we didn't HOUSE five stolen grilled cheese sandwiches in the Menards break room. KISS ME WHERE I STAND ๐ซก Luv u fam๐ See ya on Patreon this sunday ๐
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What is Espresso?
Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice