June 04, 2025: U.S. Treasuries rallied amid speculation of a Federal Reserve interest rate cut, while stocks reached new peaks. The S&P 500 approaches 6,000, prompting investors to heed two critical strategies. Circle's IPO successfully raised $1.1 billion, indicating strong interest in stablecoin ventures. However, Enterprise Products faces regulatory challenges as the U.S. plans to deny its China ethane export license. Calvin Klein's collaboration with Bad Bunny boosted visibility, yet the company’s profit outlook remains pressured by tariffs. Meanwhile, Costco reports a slowdown in monthly sales growth, and 401(k) millionaires become increasingly rare. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
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