[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
Yo, it's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I'm Victor.
I'm Peaches, and you know the Woody Show. Everyone knows the Woody Show by now. We've talked about them so much, right?
You do give them a lot of plugs.
Well, I wanna make fun of their, one of their stupid segments that a lot of people are complaining about online.
All right, I can't wait.
And people are doing those online departures. I'm gonna be wa- listening to Klein and Ellie.
[laughs] They should be listening to us.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I- I've been in the comments saying that, don't you worry.
Okay. Good, Peaches. Good.
Um, they do this thing called Friday Karaoke or Friday Okie, I think that's what it's officially called.
Mm-hmm.
And yeah, they literally just sing the songs on the air, and you're supposed to join in, Victor. So, new segment idea-
Singing with the hosts?
New segment idea for your Friday edition of the Victor Wilt show.
This is a nationally syndicated show, and they're just singing the songs-
Yes
... and encouraging people [laughs] in their cars or at work to just sing along.
That's right.
Now, do they play karaoke versions or just the songs?
They play the songs, and they sing along with them. So they did Sweet Caroline la- this past Friday.
Ugh. Well, you know, if you're gonna do it, why not do something, something crazy, like, I don't know, some, some Ice Nine Kills or something. You get a little bit wild.
You gotta do all the voices.
Oh my goodness.
Hammer Smashed Face, Cannibal Corpse.
[laughs] Yeah, exactly. Like, uh, here we go, Peaches. [upbeat music]
Let's hear you do it.
It's Tuesday karaoke, but, but we all have to do it, right? Hold on, hold on.
Hyper, hyper.
Do all the hosts sing, or do they take turns?
[laughs] The whole group at the same time.
They all at the same time sing.
[laughs] Yeah. Well, there was a video they uploaded of Valentine from Valentine in the Morning. He ran into the Woody Show studio 'cause he loves Sweet Caroline.
Oh my gosh.
And he started singing along with them. [upbeat music] So you go right ahead, Victor.
This one's for the ladies. No, you have to sing with, Peaches. It only works if we both sing. [laughs]
[laughs] I was here to record you.
You're sitting over there with your head down. [laughs] You have to sing.
I was getting my phone ready.
[laughs] And these, these guys have, like, a high-pitched voice. "Hyper, hyper." [laughs] I, you know, I... Oh, and I, I don't know if I'm warmed up enough to do the, uh, the heavy vocals, and I don't know the words. That's why they did Sweet Caroline, 'cause everybody's heard it a million times.
No, I want you... We should do one where we, where we sing songs we absolutely hate. Now, what about you... How about you sing Hey What's Up from the Four Non Blondes?
Oh, I hate, I hate that song, and there's some kind of a-
New trend, yeah
... a trend going on with that song.
Yeah, so the, the Howard Stern Show, they did a pretty funny rendition of it. They had John Hine and, uh, Baba Booey, Gary Dell'Abate do the whole trend. But, uh, the Four Non Blondes lead singer came in and said, "Stop. Please stop with this trend." [laughs]
Oh, okay. I think I saw that shared online. Enough already with this.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yes. Here we go. [upbeat music]
There you go. Yes. All right. Come on.
Let's sing along with this song with my best Mickey Mouse voice.
Yeah, I'm gonna record this, Victor.
But the, the people on the phone can't hear. I don't know the words.
My life is brilliant.
Oh, I hate this guy's voice. Hold on, I gotta bring the lyrics up. [upbeat music] All right. There's not a lot of lyrics, are there?
My love is pure.
I saw an angel
of death and shone.
This guy's voice sucks. [laughs]
While in the subway.
She was with another man. Big surprise. [laughs]
I'm gonna sleep on that 'cause I've got a plan.
Here we go, Victor. Come on.
You're
beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true.
[laughs]
I saw your face.
At least he's truthful in his lyrics right here.
And I don't know what to do.
Right here.
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Not with a voice like that.
Oh.
You ain't picking up chicks singing like that, dude. [laughs]
[laughs]
You gotta give it... Get a little bit of a manly tone going on.
Now let's do a Sleep Token song. We'll go, "Go ahead, wrap your arms around me." [laughs]
[laughs] I can remember that part. "Arms around me. Arms around me. Arms around me." [laughs]
[laughs] Sound like you're out of breath, but also trying your best to put on your deepest voice possible.
Oh, dude, n- you know-
Arms around me.
I- if you're gonna do it, you just have to do songs that don't have very many lyrics, like this piece of garbage right here. Lucy loves this song. I don't know if you saw the video.
I saw the video posted at 2:00 in the morning.
[laughs] Yeah, I was in bed when the video got posted. [laughs] [upbeat music] This song... How this band is popular, I don't know. [laughs] Guys, we need to come up with some lyrics.
The two French guys.
Oh, so it's the only words they know in English.
Yeah.
That's how they do it. [laughs] "I heard these words." [laughs] And it's-
That's why for, uh, their other song, Get Lucky, they have Pharrell in on the fun.
Ah.
So he can sing some lyrics, but it's still very repetitive.
Oh, and it doesn't get more repetitive than this one. I mean, and they could get to the point already. Just get to the around the world. Come on. Yeah, seriously.
You can still faintly hear it right now.
Is it there?
Around the world.
Ah, there we go. And then it just goes, "Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the..." [laughs] These guys are millionaires.
People are gonna be tuning into K-Bear for the very first time hearing this.
[laughs] Take that to Woody Show. We got this bit. "Around the world, around..." Come on, Peaches, join in.
You gotta throw in the computer voice. I don't know the song. Let me see.
... guess what they're gonna say next. [upbeat music]
Hmm.
What do you think they're gonna say next in the lyrics?
I'll give you a hint.
Oh. [laughs]
[laughs] That's right. Yeah.
I was completely lost, dude. I didn't know.
I know. I know. It's a tricky one to figure out what Daft Punk's gonna say next in their song, so... All right. That's enough of that. Where's the [laughs] voice tracker window? We were recording this, right? Got too distracted pulling up all these big hits. Where is it?
Uh, sorry, everybody. We will end this break. There it is. There it is. Yeah. Bye-bye now. [upbeat music] Wow, Peaches, did you see this bargain ticket that Stewart posted for Bad Omens in Salt Lake [laughs] in the Kbear group?
Don't you mean Steve?
Was it Steve? Oh, it was Steve. Sorry, it's, it's Steve Foster and I... It just immediately, my brain went Stewart Foster. Uh, that's a pretty good deal to go get a floor ticket to see Bad Omens.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm trying to think back, last time I saw them was, uh, when they... W- where were they? At The Union?
We were at The Union with Ben from the Tickets.
Tickets were probably what, like 50 bucks?
Well, I got in for free. Give me... Oh, good for you.
[laughs] Well, this one is a pretty good deal compared to that at, uh, $6,428.70. [laughs]
What a steal.
[laughs] What a steal. Oh. I mean, I looked at the tickets when they were regular priced and thought they were, hmm, a little steep, but
that's too... What, what is going on?
But you know what? We might have a ticket giveaway planned for this concert, so I might be sitting with, uh, 20 of these tickets that are worth $6,000.
Oh.
I might resell them myself-
Hey
... and make a quick exit out of the building. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah. Maybe there are some giveaways we shouldn't do, Peaches.
Yeah.
[laughs] When ticket prices get that high.
Yeah, I'll split it with you 50/50. We'll forget Jade.
Perfect.
And, uh-
Perfect
... we'll, we'll get you those, uh, that money needed for those computer parts-
[laughs] Yes
... to get it working again.
[laughs] I'll be able to afford a new, new little jar of instant coffee.
Yeah.
Yeah. [laughs] Dude. All right.
If, if I can sell one, I might get the Kurter burger at, at Culver's.
I was very disappointed over the weekend to see the Kurter burger was no longer available.
Oh, I forgot I can't get it anymore.
Yeah.
That's a, that's a shame.
It was too popular. It sold out too fast.
[sighs]
Yeah, I, I con-
Maybe next time.
I considered going to Culver's, but I was just too lazy to drive to Culver's. Yeah, that... It, it was a good 10-minute drive. It's just too far, Peaches.
Isn't it funny? 'Cause I think about that, and I also think about, like, going into stores like Walmart. Do I really need to get something from Walmart in the back of the store, or should I do Walmart pickup and have them bring it out to me?
I guess it depends on which item it is.
We're really turning into the, the WALL-E, uh, people.
Mm-hmm.
With those floating chairs that are all fat.
Like, I wouldn't let the store pick out my fresh produce. You know, I like to pick my own vegetables and things like that. But, you know, if it's a video game or something like that, sure. Sure, if it comes in a box. But if it... You know, you might end up with, like, a moldy potato. You never know what that person who's gathering that food's gonna give you. It's not gonna be the same one you would pick. When you're looking through veggies, do you, do you just grab the first one, or do you, like, look through them and go, "Oh yeah, that one looks pretty good"?
Honestly, I eat so much at Aubrey's place, I just depend on her picking that stuff out.
[laughs] Oh. Peaches, a regular old husband now. [laughs]
[laughs]
"Where's my dinner, woman?" [laughs]
[laughs] I walk in, "I'm home. Give me that food." [laughs]
[laughs] I, I, I've got a lady who cooks for me a lot too, and it's weird 'cause I was always the one who cooked in the house, so I, like, pace around. I'm like, "What am I gonna do? What can I do to help? I don't know what to do." She's like, "Just go relax." "No, [laughs] I can't go relax."
What's really bad is, uh, Aubrey will sometimes, uh, she'll, she'll take over. Like, if I'm in the kitchen doing something, she'll be like, "Oh no, you can do it this, this, this way." And I'll just give her... Like, you know how our old manager used to just give us a stare?
Mm-hmm.
That's what I give to her. I'm like, just stare, like, I'm like, "Get out of my way." [laughs]
[laughs]
"I'm taking over."
[laughs]
[laughs] Oh, man. Well, you know, we'll have a lot of money for fresh produce [laughs] when we start slinging them Bad Omens tickets.
True. We might be able to afford a whole pineapple.
[laughs] Dude.
A whole watermelon.
We could buy some beef. We could-
Yes
... we could actually buy some beef.
Did I tell you I bought a tri-tip from Grocery Outlet and it was $26?
Yeah, dude. Tri-tip used to be, like, the crap nobody wanted.
Yeah. [laughs]
[laughs] You know? We used to buy tri-tips for, I mean, like, nothing. Yeah, you get yourself, like, three pounds of meat for five bucks. It was awesome. Not no more. The beef prices are high.
Even that chuck roast is 15.
Oh, dude, it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, we, we were gonna do tacos or something the other night, and it was like, "Beef or chicken?" "Chicken." [laughs]
You might as well steal the, uh-
"Don't spend the money. Chicken."
What, what are those taco stands that have the thing rotating on the, on the skewer?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot what that's called.
The molan, whatever. I forgot what it's called too, but-
Yeah
... you just steal that whole thing. [laughs]
[laughs] That's worth, like, $10,000. That's, like, one Bad Omens ticket.
Exactly. Trade it for a Bad Omens ticket. [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, man, Peaches, I just read a kinda crazy story at East Idaho News. Like, during the wintertime, you probably didn't have this experience as a kid 'cause you're from Southern California, but kids will, like, throw snowballs at cars.
Yeah.
You know?
Have you seen the series on Instagram of, uh, this guy catching speeders? He has a, he has that gun, and if they speed down the street, he'll throw food at their car.
[laughs]
And he threw a whole plate of spaghetti recently at somebody's car. [laughs]
[laughs]
Like, full on, just right there on the window.
I hope it was a paper plate, not a-
Oh, yeah, yeah
... glass plate.
[laughs] Yeah.
Well, this guy in Marysville, California, apparently someone threw a frozen water balloon at his windshield-
[laughs]
... and it smashed through the windshield and busted up his face.
Yeah.
Like, a frozen water balloon is essentially a giant rock.
[laughs]
... I used to do this thing when I would g- I would go onto the balcony that was on the second, of course, the second story of my parents' house, and it oversaw the, the driveway and the walkway to the front door. So I would wait for my [laughs] my parents and my sister to get back home, and I'd fill up regular balloons with water.
[laughs]
And I would just drop it in front of them, not on them, in front of them. "Ah!" [laughs]
[laughs] Well, at least you didn't freeze them.
No. [laughs]
[laughs]
I'm like, "You wanna say hi to my sister on the air?" Uh.
Holy cow.
She got hit in the head real hard by a frozen balloon. [laughs]
Yeah, this guy, he had glass in his face and glass in his eyes.
Wasn't there a, a story that I saw, 'cause I got that rock chip over the weekend, and I'm, I'm, I was thinking, like, I'm glad I'm not that lady who had a rock get flung to her window and it go through the window and hit her eye.
Oh.
And she ended up getting a black eye [laughs] and this whole mess.
Holy cow. That must have been a heck of a rock. I mean, it looked like the rock chip you got was pretty good.
It's not too bad. It's pretty small.
Oh, okay.
It's filled in, but you can still see it. Like-
Yeah
... it's still there.
'Cause sometimes when a rock hits your windshield, it's frightening. It's like, bam!
Well, we had that happen when me and Katie were, uh, we were in the 105, the Hawk truck, a long time ago, and it felt like someone was shooting at us, so I ducked.
[laughs]
And I, I can't get low in a truck, so I [laughs] ducked below.
She's like, "What are you doing?" [laughs]
[laughs] Just hit the top of my head, please. [laughs] Uh, kids, as we enter into the winter season, I also don't recommend you throw water balloons, or not water balloons, especially those.
Don't throw anything at anybody because you saw what happens with ding dong ditchers.
Yes, exactly. That's exactly where I was gonna go. I think in this day and age, you could throw a snowball at someone's car and they just get out and start blasting off rounds at you. I, I don't know why people hate kids so much nowadays and just wanna shoot them, [laughs] but...
I gotta say, old adults, I, I'm, I feel the same way that they feel about kids, towards them.
Yeah.
Like towards old adults.
Oh.
I'm like, "Get out of my way, you seniors." [laughs]
Back in my day, the adults would sit on their porch and whine.
Yeah.
[laughs] You know? Just sit there. Maybe we need to... Oh, geez.
Uh-oh.
Gonna have to get into a Second Amendment discussion.
Oh, no.
Do we need to put age limits on guns? [laughs]
Oh, boy. Well, there goes the noon hour show. I can't wait for that complaint.
[laughs]
"I'm not a big fan of Kbear. They're attacking my lifestyle. I'm 66 and I have an AK."
"I can shoot people ding dong ditching my house if I want to. This is America."
They won't get offended by that, but they'll get offended by me saying coffee needs a whole bunch of crap to taste good.
That's very offensive, Peaches. You saw my... Uh, this is actual coffee. I got nothing in it. Not a, not a drop of creamer. I'm not saying it tastes good, but, uh...
You're hardcore.
At least it's cooling down now.
Get the old black coffee.
It's not a hot beverage anymore. Let me have a swig.
Ah, lukewarm. [laughs] Grody. [upbeat music] This is the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. I'm Victor.
I'm Peaches. Can we mess with AI again?
Uh, sure. Sure.
What I've been doing recently is, I, I came up with this brilliant idea with Suno. You, you basically go to ChatGPT, you list off everything about this one specific person, right?
Mm-hmm.
But you say, "Hey, this is a fake individual," so it actually does what you tell it to do.
Oh, okay.
And so you just say, like, "Hey, can we talk about this character named Jade Davis?"
[laughs]
And I'll say all the things I hate about Jade Davis. And then I'll, I'll say, "Give me lyrics and give me a prompt for Suno." Plug those both into Suno, come up with a diss track, send it to the person. [laughs]
[laughs]
Be like, "I heard this song about you." And they're like, "Wait, did you make that?" "Yeah, I did. You suck." [laughs]
[laughs] Well, you... Is that how you did the song about Jade last week, about his beard being on fire?
I did, I did that. I did, um, one about a specific individual with, uh, with that, that I know that I'm like, "He'll find this funny," even though I slightly dislike him. [laughs]
[laughs]
I sent it to him.
Good, good. Yeah, I, I... Did I tell you about my AI nightmare? I mean, I talked about it on the morning show-
Oh
... today.
No.
Um, basically, I think all these weird videos coming out that have, like, the AI people, like, mutating and things just expanding-
Yeah
... and getting weirder and weirder.
The food people eating their own food.
Yeah, I think that type of stuff started to mess with my mind, 'cause yesterday I wasn't feeling good and I went, you know, went to bed, went back to bed, uh, to take a nap during the day, and I started having this nightmare of an ever-expanding world I was trapped in. And, you know, it started off, I was just in an apartment that was attached to a school. So I go out into the school, and then the school keeps getting bigger and bigger-
Whoa
... and more and more people, and, like, everything in life I had ever seen was starting to fill up the school. And then it turned into a, a mall that got to being, you know, multi-levels, and it just kept expanding, and more and more people, and more and more stuff, and a million different stores, and all these items, and it was getting very overwhelming. And I was like, "How do I get back to the apartment?" 'Cause I was trying to find people I know, and I couldn't find people I know. I started finding AI versions of people I know, and I would talk to them, and they... I'm like, "You're not the real you."
That's weird.
And they're like... And they're like, "Well, yeah, but you're gonna find the real me." And then I realized I was dreaming.
Dude, that's so funny. You just talked about, like, people that are not the real, the, the real person.
Yeah.
Um, I had a dream I was back at my parents' place, and I went upstairs to the right, went to their bedroom. Their bedroom has the door, the sliding glass door to the balcony. Um, they were outside. My parents, quote-unquote, were outside on the balcony doing something, and it was very creepy. I can still see them in my head. They're, like, smiling real big, like the movie Smile.
Yeah.
And they're like, "Come out and help us, Brendan." And the only way I knew that they weren't normal is because my mom was walking normally, 'cause she can't really walk all that well.
Yeah.
So I was like, "Wait, but my mom's walking like this. You guys aren't real. You guys are imitator ghosts." And I ran downstairs-
Yeah
... and my parents were there.
So, you know, I'm, like, I encountered a, the AI Becca, and she looked similar, but it just, something was off, and I'm like, "You're not real."
Would that be considered cheating?
[laughs] I don't know. And I was like, "Well, where's the real you, and where's the apartment?" She's like, "Just keep looking." And the world keeps expanding, and it's all crazy, like those AI things. And fin- Like, I knew I was dreaming in the dream, and usually when that happens, I'll just wake right up... not in this dream. I was in a panic in this dream. I was like, "Please wake up." I was doing everything I could. I was getting people. I'm like, "Will you smack me?" You know, I was like, uh, taking, like, pencils and, like, stabbing myself in the hand, like-
Oh, so you were self-aware?
Yeah. I was like, "I need to wake up." I know... 'Cause it was frightening.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, "Please let me wake up." And it just kept going on and on and on, and I'm like, "I, I can't wake up." I was getting very upset. And, uh,
so I started thinking in the dream, "Oh my God, I'm in a coma. Like, this is what it's gonna be like forever. I'm not gonna wake up."
And then you start not breathing.
So then I'm panicking. [laughs]
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And your heart rate goes up.
[laughs] And so I somehow made it out of the mall in the dream, and the world is just expanding around me. But it had been, like, destroyed, and, you know, there were like, you know, uh, mushroom clouds, but the clouds were, like, in the shape of, uh, fiery skulls and stuff. And I'm walking with some guy, and he's like, "This is just how it's gonna keep going." And I'm like, [laughs] "Please, dude, please just let me wake up." [laughs]
The guy who's just like-
Please
... "This is the new norm."
[laughs] Yes. I'm like, "I don't wanna be in a coma." And then finally I woke up, and I was just a mess all day because of it. Just wrecked my brain.
Wow.
It was terrifying, dude.
Yeah, I felt chills, like, even, like, uh, when, when I woke up and I saw those imitator p- parents.
Yeah.
And it was weird, just the way that they stared at me, and they were, like, almost floating.
Yeah, so I think I need to stop watching those AI videos that are all weird, 'cause it, it, it did something to me.
I did, I did see one recently where this, uh, one grandma fell into the tiger pen. She's just leaning on the gate, and all of a sudden it just collapses, and she goes falling down. And then her daughter, who's an adult, just comes walking down, "Let me rescue you from the tiger," and the tiger's right next to her.
[laughs] Yeah, dude, it's-
Whole stupid thing
... it's getting real weird. Jade sent me one yesterday after I woke up, and I just wrote him back and was like, "No. No." I'm gonna show it to you right now. Um...
He w- he's, uh, been sending a lot of those videos to the, uh, K-Bear TikTok.
[laughs] Oh, you turned your phone off.
Oh, no.
But, but I saw it.
But you gotta see where it's going. So she's asking if you want a piece of cake. You want a piece of cake? You want a piece of cake? [laughs] And then that happens. [laughs] I was like, "Dude."
That is such a Jade Davis video if I've ever seen one.
Yeah. [laughs] I was like, "That's the kind of stuff that led to that nightmare."
[laughs]
I was like, "Dude, stop. Don't send me these anymore." [laughs]
Send him a diss track back.
I'm gonna. I'm j- I'm just gonna go fight him. [laughs] That's what I'm gonna do.
You know, you know, personal details. Might as well just, like, really, really go out with the, uh, the, the, the dramatics there, the disses there.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll, I'll work on it.
Yeah.
I'll work on it, with the Suno video or... What, what's the... Not a Suno video. The, the other one, Sora.
Yes. Yes.
Make a Sora video to go along with it.
Yeah, sure.
Ugh. I kind of feel like I wanna vomit after seeing that cake video again.
[laughs] You want a piece of cake?
You want a piece of cake? You want a piece of cake?
You might as well share that video on the K-Bear Facebook. [laughs]
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