FREE THE TIMBERWOLVES OF CAPITALIST RESTRAINTS!

AN OWNERSHIP DEBACLE! ANT IS SO GOOD! NAZ AND JADEN AND SLOMO ARE ALIVE! 

What is Crunch Wears No Pants?

It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.