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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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[Music]

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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[Applause]

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hey y'all hi everyone welcome to smug

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club i'm hannah i'm chelsea how you

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doing today

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you know great wonderful how are you

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you know i think i've been asking our

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listeners

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i just decided that you met me i meant

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everyone oh i guess it was the

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colloquial we

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how we doing today how y'all doing how

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y'all doing

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how's everyone doing today um um

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not necessarily related to this i saw a

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tick tock earlier this week where

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someone was like can a white girl with a

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nose ring tell me what planets are

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making me sad right now and it cuts to a

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girl and she's like

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earth

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earth is what's making you sad right now

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oh and as a white girl with a nose ring

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with multiple nose rings i was like [ __ ]

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man yeah here we are

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so

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let's just jump right in today we uh

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what do we got we have three simple

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rules by nikki sloane okay um it's the

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first nikki sloane book i had read i've

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read several sins i'd say it's

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probably my favorite that i had read of

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hers um

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there is plot

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what a refreshing change

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[Laughter]

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yeah so there is plot um there's also a

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lot of not plot so

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there are parts of my outline that i was

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like dying laughing i was like listen

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it's a chapter and a half

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of sex

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like like it's 28 straight pages of

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descriptive language

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[Laughter]

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so we are still meeting expectations for

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our audience

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yes it's it definitely qualifies as smut

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we aren't here for the great

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storytelling

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although some books we've read have

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great storytelling you know and jerry's

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out we'll go through this one see how we

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feel ultimately

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about the level of storytelling

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we open with evelyn

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evelyn evelyn

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um goes by evie

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really only her best friend can call her

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eevee no one out like everyone else

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calls her evelyn

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so like depending on how close you are

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to her

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you can call her evie okay i don't know

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maybe i feel the same with like chelsea

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and when people call me chelse like

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there are people that i'm like i don't

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know you

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maybe don't call me charles sure right

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sure that probably happens less with

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hannah yeah nobody calls me han

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no no one's ever like hey han han no i

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hated that

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and your face was immediate regret

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oh man

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no no one has ever said hey han han well

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my other thought was it's still it's

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still two syllables it is yeah so it's

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not shortened it's not helping anyone um

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i i knew a guy in grad school named

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and he once met someone and he was like

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yeah what's up man my name's sammer and

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the dude was like oh short for sam

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and he was like i didn't know how to

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respond to that

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that's magnificent short for sam no

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there really aren't any good nicknames

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for hannah

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that are short it's all hannah banana or

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hannah montana or

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whatever

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so we went to our niece's um like

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disney spectacular chorus performance it

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was like an hour and a half of middle

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chorus performances i'm sorry that

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some of them you were like yes slay you

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are killing this and there are others

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that you're like there are just 50 of

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you on stage not knowing what the hell

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anyone is up to right now stay in school

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kiddos but it was funny because when i

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think disney's spectacular i think all

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of the classics right um

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and like they had like a hannah montana

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number and like

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camp rock i think i don't know i'm not i

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don't know the

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the disney of the youths

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we're not hip to the jive of what the

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kids are doing with disney nowadays no i

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was like oh they have songs

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i guess we're listening to them

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but yeah the the little girl who had the

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hannah montana

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solo did like so great and it was really

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endearing and then there was like a

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lyrical dancer behind her that looked

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like she was doing an audition first so

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you think you can dance and i was like

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you are

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this is very impressive for middle

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school um not all of it was

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something i could say that about

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so fair enough so back to three simple

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rules evelyn we have evelyn evie two

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were friends

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not hannah montana

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um she's out with her best friend peyton

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who is self-described maybe not

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self-described i don't know this book

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y'all um as a hooker with a heart of

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gold

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good for her yeah

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so they're out to eat and

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um peyton is a hooker with a heart of

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gold and evelyn is very much like she's

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like this

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exotic escort and i'm

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mousy brown and like

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i'm pale in comparison next or like just

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in that like way that i feel like every

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girl describes herself at the start of a

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smart book yeah my girl has some

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confidence like i'm too curvier i'm too

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skinny or i'm too pale or my hair is too

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curly or whatever it's always like my

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hair is not quite curly and it's not

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quite straight

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so what is it i have questions also just

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hair style it right

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they make a mousse for that

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they make heating tools like there are

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like so many different things you can do

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no heat curling methods

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just dm me or something

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i'll send you a youtube i might also dm

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you know

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i'll send you a youtube perfect all

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right so hooker with a heart of gold is

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the best friend peyton and then evelyn

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is our main girl she's like i'm kind of

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nondescript and mousy brown and like

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whatever like i just like pale in

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comparison next my best friend so she is

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a graphic designer at a marketing

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company um

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boss logan

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who had gotten promoted and kind of like

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became a tyrant and is like a dick and

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makes people cry and everyone hates them

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um

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evelyn gets a project back from print

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that she's been working on is like so

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excited and then when she sees the final

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she's like [ __ ] they got like the legal

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warning label wrong on it she's like it

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was the placeholder that i had been

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using and i didn't check it first and

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like [ __ ] now they have to reprint all

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of this and it's gonna be like thousands

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of thousands and thousands of dollars

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so she's like [ __ ] i don't know what to

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do so she goes and like has to like tell

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logan when she's like super like nervous

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and scared about

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she really wants to move up in this

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company and so she's like trying to take

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ownership and she's like okay you know

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what i own that i [ __ ] up this project

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and i'm going to spend my own money

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to

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get these things reprinted

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because we can't ask the client to

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absorb that cost right right and so

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logan is like

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cool that's gonna be like

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roughly 10 grand or like 12 grand or

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like something very yes not low number

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so then she thinks have her best friend

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peyton who's like been offering

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her and she's like hey like if you ever

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need my like come work with me and so my

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favorite line is she's like all right

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i'm gonna like save the project

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i'm about to become a [ __ ]

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that feels like it it escalated real

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quick everything in this book escalates

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real quick

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there's no de-escalation

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it's just like oh we're doing this so

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she calls her best friend peyton and is

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i'm gonna take you up on it i don't

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think like i'm probably not gonna do

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this long term but it's like maybe like

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a one night only

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and so peyton's like yeah baby how much

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do you think you're making

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it's a very exclusive sex club hannah

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very exclusive

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for one night of work all right

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well so we learned some details about

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this club along the way as well um

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as i said it's very exclusive

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um i believe there's a membership fee

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and the girls are blindfolded

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and so it's like you're strapped down on

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the table you're blindfolded you don't

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know who you're [ __ ]

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they come in you have like a sales

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assistant who's kind of like handling

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so i but i also think like being a one

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night only would like

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increase your value yeah

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you're an exclusive right right

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i don't know how much people normally

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pay for these things

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don't either but i'm pretty sure 10

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grand is a bit much

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i'm inclined to agree but nikki sloan is

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not so

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that's how we ended up here fair enough

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um evie calls peyton and is like hey i i

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need in and peyton's like okay so she

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takes evie to her guy her

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pimp almo i don't what manager manager

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yeah

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let's go with man manager um for an

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audition

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and so what is an audition for this

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entail you have to give joseph the pimp

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manager a [ __ ]

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what a job for joseph

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what a hardship

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i mean if they're bad at it it might be

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they use too much teeth i was gonna i

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almost said is there any such thing as

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like a bad [ __ ] and then i was like

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yeah probably too much teeth would do it

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um i also in college there was a guy

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that there was like a group of us

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hanging out and he was talking about how

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like one time a girl gave him a [ __ ]

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and she like actually thought that just

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meant blow on it

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um so she was just like blowing air on

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his dick

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oh

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i stand corrected so like

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teeth and just some

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don't ever do that [ __ ]

300
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don't ever do that [ __ ] again

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yeah so joseph the pimp manager gets a

302
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[ __ ]

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it was a gentle breeze on my [ __ ]

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face

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well so unlike joseph i don't think that

306
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elicited the response we were going for

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i'm so sorry about the gentle breeze and

308
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now i'm very aware of my breath and like

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feeling very insecure about that so so

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tell me about joseph

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honestly my only line is joseph the pimp

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manager job audition

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there's not more details but i guess it

314
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went well enough because then i'm like

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okay we need to give you a makeover to

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get you ready so then joseph's like go

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see my girl at the spa and the salon and

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like

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she gets her hair done and her makeup

320
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done and is like looking good i don't

321
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really know why you need your makeup

322
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done if you're gonna be wearing a

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blindfold but that's neither here nor

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there

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um

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so we also around this time learn about

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one of her about one of evelyn's best

328
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friends blake who like

329
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they've always kind of like they've had

330
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that like will they want they tension

331
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but it's always been bad timing and he

332
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has a girlfriend

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and so she's telling him that she [ __ ]

334
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up at work um and that

335
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she's going to [ __ ] herself out on

336
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saturday to make up for this money um we

337
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also find out that like they hooked up

338
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on new year's eve they like made out he

339
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still had a girlfriend at that time oops

340
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yeah blake is a douche canoe he's going

341
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to be a douche canoe this entire book

342
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we're just going to do that now is this

343
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a reverse harem

344
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no okay okay just setting the stage for

345
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myself

346
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okay

347
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i just wanted to set my expectations

348
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accordingly did yeah has my description

349
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thus far not given you great

350
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expectations of what to look forward to

351
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i don't i don't know what my

352
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,560
expectations are but now at least i know

353
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not to expect a reverse harem

354
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,920
i know what not to expect

355
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,760
there's a lot that you shouldn't expect

356
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:43,120
with this one

357
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well keep going well okay so yeah we we

358
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have the friend blake and she tells him

359
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about the plans to [ __ ] herself out on

360
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saturday night also i like really don't

361
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:52,240
love the word horror or like being like

362
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and she's whoring herself out it was

363
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used in the book which is why i'm using

364
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it

365
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um

366
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i just felt like i needed to give that

367
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as like a little like yeah side note

368
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,680
yeah um

369
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so

370
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:07,440
everything is going according to plan

371
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peyton and evelyn show up the club on

372
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saturday night um guess who's up outside

373
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of the club

374
00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:16,079
like yep and blake is like

375
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trying to talk her out of it and then

376
00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:22,320
like drops that he's in love with her

377
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he still has a girlfriend and so

378
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,880
he's like i love you don't do this if

379
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,639
you do this it'll ruin us

380
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:31,839
i'm like what us bro you have a

381
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:33,519
girlfriend you asshat there is no us

382
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:35,040
babe yeah

383
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like

384
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,079
i don't know like also are you gonna

385
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,360
give me 10 grand right now like mind

386
00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:41,199
your business

387
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,360
that is the other side of it right and

388
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:46,079
she's like i'm not doing this because

389
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:48,880
i've just always wanted to try it

390
00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:49,920
there's a financial means to an end here

391
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,360
um

392
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:55,600
so at the club they meet up with joseph

393
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,959
and evelyn gives him the signed contract

394
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and in the contract it has all like the

395
00:13:56,959 --> 00:14:01,440
check boxes of like what she like will

396
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:03,199
and won't do and what she's okay with on

397
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,399
like the very exhaustive list she's

398
00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:06,079
checked like

399
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:07,600
two things that she's okay with and then

400
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,839
she's like wait give it back and she

401
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,519
checks like one more

402
00:14:09,839 --> 00:14:13,360
we don't really know what was checked

403
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:15,360
she's just she's like saying things what

404
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,440
is she checking i mean we kind of we

405
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:19,040
learn a little well actually we learned

406
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,279
two out of the three i'm

407
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,760
we might have learned the third honestly

408
00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:24,880
i skimmed parts of this

409
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,800
that's fair

410
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:29,199
yeah as like as i had said before some

411
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,959
of these sex scenes are like

412
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:34,480
real long

413
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:37,680
in a way where i'm like we get it

414
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:40,720
like what what was the

415
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:42,240
the 69 bottles book that happened yeah

416
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,279
they're like this has more plot than

417
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,800
that but there's definitely moments

418
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:47,199
where i'm like

419
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:49,199
okay we get it let's move on

420
00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:51,600
um yeah so evelyn checks a few more

421
00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:53,519
boxes of things that she's willing to do

422
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,000
and then they get her all ready in a

423
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:57,760
little robe and then she meets tara the

424
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,920
sales assistant who's gonna be there and

425
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,160
tara's like i forget exactly what it was

426
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,240
but it was like if i mention sports that

427
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,920
means he's like

428
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,680
attractive

429
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,440
and if i like talk about traffic it

430
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,959
means i think we can get more money or

431
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:14,240
it's like things like that that she's

432
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:15,120
just kind of prepping her for um

433
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,079
and then

434
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,600
tara gets her in the room all settled on

435
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:22,959
like they're like

436
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:24,160
it's not a bed in the room it's like a

437
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:26,399
they almost describe it as like a

438
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:29,040
surgical table that had like a leather

439
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:30,560
top on it okay

440
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:33,440
and drawers underneath that were filled

441
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:35,440
with like sex toys yeah or like condoms

442
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,600
and like all of so

443
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:42,000
it sounded like a

444
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:44,240
kind of sterile but cozy environment

445
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,800
intimate environment those are mutually

446
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,959
exclusive i feel like

447
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,800
i feel like sterile and cozy are

448
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:53,360
mutually exclusive

449
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:56,000
well i'm like you could

450
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,519
just like a doctor's bed with a leather

451
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,440
top

452
00:15:57,519 --> 00:16:02,720
sounds not cozy but then i'm like i

453
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:04,800
guess with like the lighting is dimmed

454
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,600
maybe it feels different i mean i guess

455
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:09,600
if there's stuff on the walls and like

456
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,959
you know i guess it could be made to

457
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,480
feel more

458
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:15,920
plush than yeah yeah an example

459
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,600
i think i got caught up on the wrong

460
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,870
details

461
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,720
i think you might be right

462
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:22,320
[Laughter]

463
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:25,199
so they get her on the table and

464
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,720
blindfolded and it's like velcro straps

465
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:28,800
holding her down

466
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,519
and like one guy comes in

467
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,199
and

468
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:32,399
they're like they think they can get

469
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,680
some more money out of him then he's

470
00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:35,600
really just kind of kind of window

471
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:38,000
shopping and wants to like see all of

472
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:40,079
the girls who are available that night

473
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,680
and then it's like a long time before

474
00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:43,920
someone comes in

475
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:46,079
and evelyn's like does it normally take

476
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,000
this long and terry's like no but a

477
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:49,120
non-member has requested to put a hold

478
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,560
on you

479
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,560
and evelyn's like is that a thing that

480
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,920
happens and tara's like not really

481
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,040
that's why it's taking a long time

482
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:58,880
because we don't really know what's

483
00:16:55,040 --> 00:17:01,440
happening here so is it blake or logan

484
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:03,120
i'm not gonna tell you yet hannah fine

485
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,039
fine fine we're blindfolded we're

486
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,520
blindfolded um

487
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:10,240
dude comes in tara is like he is very

488
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:12,319
attractive like just super sporty yeah

489
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,760
like says whatever the initial thing is

490
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:15,199
and then it's kind of like

491
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,600
yeah that's just what i say to let her

492
00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:19,520
know someone is very good looking just

493
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,600
like owns it in the room and then it's

494
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,520
like would you like a taste

495
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,559
and they're like scoot down on the table

496
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,360
and so

497
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:27,520
he

498
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:29,440
licks her and then he's like i'd rat no

499
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,440
no no that's not what happened

500
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,200
tara's like would you like a taste

501
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,240
swoops her own finger

502
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,679
in

503
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:39,760
to evelyn's bits gets some juices

504
00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:41,360
and then like lets him lick them and

505
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,280
then the dude is like i'd rather drink

506
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:47,039
straight from the tap which is a line

507
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:49,440
that i [ __ ] hated

508
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:50,480
the look on your face says you feel the

509
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,840
same way

510
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:55,600
i'm not a fan of that whole exchange if

511
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,200
i'm honest well and something she's like

512
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,520
okay you can like drink from the tap and

513
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,200
so then like during these negotiations

514
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,720
like they start

515
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,200
they're like 20 grand and he's like i

516
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:08,080
was thinking nine they're like 15 grand

517
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,840
he's like 10. like how about 12 grand

518
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,360
and at this point evelyn is enjoying

519
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,039
herself so much while blindfolded that

520
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,400
she's like 12 grand sounds great that's

521
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:17,200
as much as i needed to cover all my

522
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:19,760
debts let's do this [ __ ] and tara's like

523
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:21,679
we could get more money and she's like

524
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,600
i'm in the throes of passion he wanted

525
00:18:21,679 --> 00:18:25,600
to drink from the tap

526
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:29,360
let's stop saying that it's not

527
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:31,600
necessary anymore please

528
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,600
oh

529
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,640
oh god

530
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,120
if that's the line that does it for you

531
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:40,960
like that's that's the limit

532
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:43,039
of all of the [ __ ] we've said on this

533
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:46,400
podcast so far that's where you're like

534
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:47,840
chelsea i draw a hard boundary here

535
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:51,600
i don't know

536
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:53,200
something about it feels very wrong

537
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,480
so

538
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,559
she's blindfolded she doesn't know who

539
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,240
it is they give her a great orgasm and

540
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:59,600
then

541
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,919
then the person who gave her the great

542
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,200
orgasm is like i have some rules i have

543
00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:04,320
three rules

544
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,960
um

545
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,400
no asking questions rule number one rule

546
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,600
number two is

547
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:13,840
you answer all of my questions honestly

548
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:16,640
and rule number three is you don't come

549
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,960
without my permission

550
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,600
i hate all of those rules carry on which

551
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,720
rule do you hate the most

552
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,280
um

553
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:27,600
well it's the combo of one and two i can

554
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:29,440
ask questions but you can't

555
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:33,120
i don't like that

556
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,120
that's fair i don't like that

557
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:38,000
is it does it change in this situation

558
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,240
because i don't like those rules as a

559
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,720
whole but no i don't think it would

560
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:45,120
matter the situation i would be like

561
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,480
um no i'm not going to answer anything

562
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,919
if you're going to be like that but

563
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,679
that's probably just because i'm an

564
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:53,840
obstinate person

565
00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:56,080
what you i know i most people consider

566
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,520
me to be very agreeable but honestly

567
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,760
they're wrong

568
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:02,320
well evelyn's just having such a great

569
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,520
time that she's like i she eagerly

570
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,640
accepts all these rules she's like yes

571
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,400
yes yes i agree to all these rules and

572
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,919
at least

573
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:12,400
three times in the book twice in this

574
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:14,400
scene he says do you like having my big

575
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,720
[ __ ] in your [ __ ]

576
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,720
okay

577
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,720
and she's like yes okay she has to

578
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,640
answer all the questions honestly

579
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,320
exactly you can't lie about that you

580
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:27,120
agreed to the three there's only three

581
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:29,760
rules three simple rules

582
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:32,320
what was that what that sitcom a long

583
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:34,080
time ago for dating my god for dating my

584
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:36,480
teenage daughter was it three simple

585
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:38,000
rules eight eight eight simple rules it

586
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:41,039
was eight simple rules i think that's

587
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,760
where kaylee cowoco got hers yeah

588
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:45,360
and um john what's his name

589
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,120
never mind it doesn't matter it's not

590
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,960
relevant at all my husband will add it

591
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:51,120
to the show notes it's fine

592
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,919
um so he's like yeah do you like having

593
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:57,520
my big [ __ ] in your [ __ ] and he i'm

594
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:59,440
like bro we get it you're well endowed

595
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,200
but also in my head i'm like does he

596
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,559
doth protest too much like you keep

597
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,159
saying it

598
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:06,000
okay who are you trying to convince babe

599
00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:08,159
right like everyone in the book is like

600
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,080
his [ __ ] is so big i'm like

601
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:11,360
we get it like i think that's a lot of

602
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,559
this book i'm like

603
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,960
we get it

604
00:21:12,559 --> 00:21:15,760
and so when she says yes i am enjoying

605
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,679
your

606
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,280
your big [ __ ] and my [ __ ] he's like

607
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:21,039
then i think it's time to lose the

608
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,520
blindfold

609
00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:25,360
so he whips off the blindfold now is

610
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:28,640
your moment hannah

611
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:32,080
it's logan oh my stars i kind of figured

612
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,840
yeah well i we would have thought maybe

613
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,840
like blake

614
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,600
would have done something differently if

615
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,880
like you know what i mean like yeah

616
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,559
because he he

617
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,919
tried to shoot a shot out in the parking

618
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:43,600
lot and it didn't work so i don't

619
00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:45,200
imagine that you're suddenly like well

620
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,320
i have 10 grand burning a hole in my

621
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,559
pocket

622
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,360
let's see how this goes

623
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,039
so

624
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:54,240
logan takes off the blindfold and then

625
00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:56,000
she's like oh my gosh what but like he's

626
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,520
already inside her and still just like

627
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,400
pounding away

628
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,559
um

629
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,080
and then she comes

630
00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:04,240
but hannah

631
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:06,400
she did so without permission

632
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:10,000
you guessed it she broke rule number

633
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:12,799
three so soon he just explained that

634
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,880
we literally just talked about this evie

635
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:17,039
get your [ __ ] together

636
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:19,600
yeah so

637
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:22,000
she comes and then he's like i didn't

638
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,440
approve that so then he turns her over

639
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,520
and spanks her

640
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,679
um but like tara has to help with like

641
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,679
redoing the wrist straps because she was

642
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:31,679
on the bed um

643
00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:32,559
on the medical on the leather medical

644
00:22:31,679 --> 00:22:34,720
table

645
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:38,480
not the bed awkward um

646
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,480
i wonder how much money tara makes

647
00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:41,840
like i want to know

648
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,159
how much do you have to get paid for

649
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:47,200
that yeah like what's your cut of it

650
00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:48,960
yeah is it like being a a busser or a

651
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,320
bartender where you get a cut of the

652
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,919
server's tips at the end of the night

653
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,000
like you get a percentage of their sales

654
00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:56,880
because i feel like you should because

655
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,880
she sold hard

656
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,120
did she because she was like evelyn you

657
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,039
can make way more money but that's what

658
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,880
i'm saying she was selling hard evie's

659
00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:06,799
the one that backed out

660
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,640
or back down i guess she didn't back out

661
00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:10,480
yeah well and i like honestly don't

662
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,400
remember i think like evelyn like needed

663
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,000
10 grand so with the cut that like the

664
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,799
club would take like

665
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,559
she needed to make 12 grand

666
00:23:16,799 --> 00:23:19,919
for however much she'd actually be able

667
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:21,440
to take home i don't remember the

668
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:22,480
numbers it was nine grand who the [ __ ]

669
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,679
cares

670
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,520
um

671
00:23:23,679 --> 00:23:27,600
so she gets spanked which was on the

672
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:30,159
approved list that is something that we

673
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,000
learned was on the approved list got it

674
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:33,840
somewhere in the scene honestly i don't

675
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,200
quite remember where

676
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,960
um logan like is like about to like go

677
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,240
for her ass and she's like oh i don't

678
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,400
think i'm ready for that and then he's

679
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,400
like you did mark that you were okay

680
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,840
with anal on the list and she's like but

681
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,919
i don't think i am and he's like okay

682
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,279
that's fine never mind then

683
00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:50,720
honestly

684
00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:52,640
for the amount of money you're paying i

685
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,600
would feel gypped

686
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,600
like

687
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:58,000
be pretty agitated i probably would have

688
00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:00,320
cut two grand off the top if i had known

689
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,720
that your ass was off limits right like

690
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,559
here's the thing because

691
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,279
it was already agreed upon in the

692
00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:08,880
pricing you're changing the rules post

693
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:12,080
pricing

694
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,840
ah cool man and not at that price point

695
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,679
i mean maybe probably not at any price

696
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,240
point but like that's a decent amount of

697
00:24:15,679 --> 00:24:19,679
money maybe for logan he doesn't care

698
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,799
maybe he has so much money that it's

699
00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:22,159
like whatever

700
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:25,679
we learn that he doesn't but we'll get

701
00:24:22,159 --> 00:24:26,799
to that oh dear yeah so he spanks evie

702
00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:29,039
and then

703
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,559
they are still going at it and then all

704
00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:32,320
of a sudden like she hears him like say

705
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:33,440
like oh like you're being a bad girl or

706
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,840
something like that and then she looks

707
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,600
in the corner tara is still there

708
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,760
through all of them

709
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,520
tara's masturbating in the corner over

710
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,400
how hot it is with everything they're

711
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,880
doing

712
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,880
and so then he's like do you want to

713
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,760
come join us and she's like looks at

714
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:51,919
evie and she's like can i come join you

715
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,159
um and she's like sure i don't know i've

716
00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:56,320
never done this before but like

717
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:59,120
my body's not telling me no so sure

718
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,720
let's try it and so

719
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:03,200
she comes and joins him on the table but

720
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,360
then it's like hey logan man like if

721
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,120
like tara's like if you touch me

722
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,240
it's a lot of money only she can touch

723
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,919
me

724
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,360
so then

725
00:25:09,919 --> 00:25:14,159
while

726
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:16,559
evie is bent over the table and logan is

727
00:25:14,159 --> 00:25:19,520
railing her from behind tara removes her

728
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:21,120
panties sits on the table scoots down

729
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,039
and then logan

730
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,919
coaches evie

731
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:25,679
through

732
00:25:23,919 --> 00:25:26,960
eating out tara

733
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:28,720
okay

734
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,120
who like apparently it's like a really

735
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:33,520
great experience for everyone

736
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:36,000
everyone gets an intense orgasm well

737
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:39,760
that's good and then logan is like i

738
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,240
would have paid 20 for you and takes off

739
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,159
and like emmy's like wait wait like we

740
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,960
need to talk about this you're my boss

741
00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:46,880
and

742
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,320
like tries to follow him and tara's like

743
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,159
once they go to the payment room you

744
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,279
can't follow them so like come with me

745
00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:52,640
we'll get you cleaned up and we'll get

746
00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:53,679
you your money and you can be on your

747
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,960
way

748
00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:58,120
awkward yeah

749
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,279
a lot of it is

750
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:03,919
[Laughter]

751
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:06,720
i'm gathering that yeah

752
00:26:03,919 --> 00:26:09,360
so evie leaves the club both blake and

753
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,559
logan are outside at this point

754
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:14,240
and

755
00:26:10,559 --> 00:26:15,840
she's like blake realizes that like

756
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,919
logan was probably the dude evie was

757
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,600
just with he doesn't necessarily realize

758
00:26:17,919 --> 00:26:21,919
it's her boss but like evie like has to

759
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:24,240
kind of get between them and

760
00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:26,799
mediate and then payton is out there as

761
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:29,360
well with evie and like blake just like

762
00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:32,880
starts insulting peyton and he's like

763
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:33,919
[ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm like nope

764
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,240
blake

765
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:39,520
you are such an [ __ ]

766
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:41,520
nobody likes you no one likes you

767
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,120
maybe your girlfriend

768
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,720
although probably not even her at this

769
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,240
point if she knew half the [ __ ] he was

770
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,720
doing

771
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:50,400
right yeah i just

772
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,799
he's like an ongoing character that's

773
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,159
like a bug bite where i'm just like oh

774
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:56,640
you just

775
00:26:54,159 --> 00:26:58,720
we're still there

776
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,960
that's annoying yeah that's how i felt

777
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,360
the entire time um

778
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:05,360
evie ends up leaving with logan and

779
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,600
they're like we should talk and so he's

780
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:09,200
like i'll come with me so they go back

781
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,279
to his place

782
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,120
and on the drive

783
00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:15,039
he was like yeah well i wanted to ask

784
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,559
you out like before i got promoted but i

785
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,919
thought you had a boyfriend because she

786
00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:19,120
had a framed picture of her and blake on

787
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:20,640
the desk and she's like no like blake

788
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:22,000
isn't my boyfriend he's never been my

789
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,520
boyfriend he's just a good friend he's

790
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,880
dating someone

791
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,520
and she's like no one at work would care

792
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:30,000
if we dated and logan's like well they

793
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,919
would if i promoted you

794
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,679
and you're like oh okay so we kind of

795
00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:36,000
see what happened

796
00:27:33,679 --> 00:27:38,640
they get back to logan's place my notes

797
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,320
literally say they [ __ ] all night she

798
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,640
sleeps over

799
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,320
well that's nice

800
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,960
i mean i figured that was maybe better

801
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,720
than like just giving you the 30 pages

802
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:51,200
worth of detail

803
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:53,039
of their sexual escapades yeah i don't

804
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,279
feel like i need more i feel like the

805
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:58,240
description that we had of the first

806
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:59,919
round was enough for me to understand

807
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,440
what we're dealing with

808
00:27:59,919 --> 00:28:02,640
yeah and this time tara is not in the

809
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,080
room

810
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,039
tara did not go home with him what a

811
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,039
refreshing change

812
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:12,000
so evie sleeps over and then in the

813
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,960
morning

814
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,880
logan's mom is at his place nope and was

815
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,960
like cleaning and then it's like oh you

816
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,640
must be the girlfriend he like hadn't

817
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,240
told me about or like that he hadn't let

818
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,120
me meet yet

819
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,559
and

820
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,760
and evie's standing there and like she's

821
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:29,279
like what

822
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:30,799
is happening oh my gosh like

823
00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:32,399
i don't know what to say and then logan

824
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:34,240
comes out from like the bedroom behind

825
00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:36,320
her and he's like yes this is the this

826
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,159
is her the girlfriend that i hadn't let

827
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,880
you meet yet and then he's even more

828
00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:43,440
like what the hell is going on i am not

829
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,600
your girlfriend nope nope um

830
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:48,000
and so when he's like yes this is her

831
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:51,200
then his mom goes nice to meet you

832
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:55,120
evelyn and she's like she knows my name

833
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:57,279
holy [ __ ] okay so logan wasn't just like

834
00:28:55,120 --> 00:29:00,080
sort of into her like i want to take her

835
00:28:57,279 --> 00:29:02,320
for coffee this is like creepy

836
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,159
level we do get more context we just

837
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,520
don't quite have it yet but it is one of

838
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,919
those things that i'm like

839
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:10,559
the awkwardness

840
00:29:07,919 --> 00:29:12,640
i can't imagine it's like an ick factor

841
00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:14,720
like the first time you sleep with a man

842
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:18,080
at his place and the next morning his

843
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,200
mom happens to be there and knows your

844
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,120
name

845
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,720
well let's take it back even further the

846
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:26,240
first time you ever have sex with this

847
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:29,360
man he paid 12 grand for it and there

848
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:31,600
was another chick there

849
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,520
and then the next morning

850
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,600
you meet his mother and she knows your

851
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:38,240
name that's too much

852
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:40,320
that's too much i wholeheartedly agree

853
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,320
but i think even if he hadn't paid 12

854
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,399
grand it would still be

855
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,880
too much it would it's just another

856
00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:48,399
level i feel like of just way too much

857
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,080
yes i'm like

858
00:29:48,399 --> 00:29:51,200
poor evie yeah

859
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,640
i don't

860
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,159
i don't know what i would do in that

861
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:56,000
situation

862
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:58,320
i would probably do what she does which

863
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,360
is freak out and be like gotta go have a

864
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,520
great day

865
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,520
and then his mom is like oh don't forget

866
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,520
this it has your name on it and it's her

867
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,960
envelope of cash

868
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,200
oh god

869
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,080
just like thanks so much and like

870
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:15,279
bolts and takes off

871
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,559
no what a story for the grandchildren

872
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:19,840
cool

873
00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:23,279
grandma how'd you meet grandpa

874
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:27,200
well one time she [ __ ] up at work

875
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:30,399
and needed to make 10 grand real fast

876
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:32,799
so i paid to [ __ ] her

877
00:30:30,399 --> 00:30:34,840
and we lived happily ever after and

878
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:37,200
that's the book

879
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:40,480
so kinda

880
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:42,880
yeah evelyn freaks out she goes home um

881
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,880
blake shows up at her place and is like

882
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,399
i'm so sorry like tries to mend fences

883
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,279
and he's like

884
00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:51,279
says i love you again

885
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:53,520
and then evelyn's like

886
00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:56,240
cool did you tell your girlfriend about

887
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,399
all of this and he's like

888
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,320
no

889
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:02,880
my notes literally just say what a

890
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:06,159
douche canoe

891
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:08,080
accurate and then logan doesn't have her

892
00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,360
phone number because they haven't been

893
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,120
closed at work before so then he like

894
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,720
emails her from work and he's like i

895
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,440
need your cell phone number the one that

896
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,799
listed in your like personnel file isn't

897
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,640
right

898
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:20,399
she doesn't respond and then he like

899
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,600
sends her her address that he got from

900
00:31:20,399 --> 00:31:23,360
the personnel file and he's like i'll be

901
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,320
over in 20 and she's like don't i'll see

902
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,559
you tomorrow like we're not doing this

903
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,039
and she completely blows them off

904
00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:32,960
they get to work the next morning she's

905
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,640
always a little late to work and when

906
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,360
she gets there he's like sitting in her

907
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:40,080
cubicle waiting for her

908
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:43,519
and see my previous comment about creepy

909
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:45,200
stalker awkwardness

910
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:46,799
i mean i guess not can they work

911
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,880
together so it's not like he showed up

912
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:51,760
in her office also it was bone long

913
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:54,320
pre-pandemic so like i think people just

914
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:56,399
like saw each other in offices more like

915
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,159
working fully remote that would be

916
00:31:56,399 --> 00:31:59,279
unsettling yeah

917
00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:00,880
he and

918
00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:02,720
logan ends up giving her this like big

919
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,840
project that like she's like a junior

920
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,440
designer

921
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,880
and she's been like angling to like get

922
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,559
senior designer but isn't there yet but

923
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,720
like normally you need to have a senior

924
00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:11,919
designer working with you mm-hmm and she

925
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,200
doesn't and he like gives her this

926
00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:15,440
project that's

927
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,039
a big project for her level

928
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,399
so then she's like excited about it

929
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:19,760
because once again she's been angling

930
00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:21,919
for a promotion

931
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,519
and so then logan emails her and is like

932
00:32:21,919 --> 00:32:25,120
hey i need your help with this logo as

933
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:26,960
well and since you were late you can

934
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,880
stay late

935
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:32,240
she's like okay well that makes complete

936
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:34,080
sense so i guess i'm gonna stay late

937
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,880
like girl

938
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:38,159
that's not how that works it's not not

939
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,480
at all

940
00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:42,399
she goes into his office

941
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:45,120
tosses the envelope of cash at him and

942
00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:48,640
it's like here's the money like this is

943
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:50,159
weird i'm i'm out and he's like okay

944
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,919
please stay we need to talk about this

945
00:32:50,159 --> 00:32:56,159
and she's like why would i and he's like

946
00:32:51,919 --> 00:32:58,240
well because now we're like if you stay

947
00:32:56,159 --> 00:33:00,000
the the three rules are in place and

948
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,360
she's like why would i care if the three

949
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,679
rules are in place and he's like because

950
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:07,679
now they apply to me

951
00:33:03,679 --> 00:33:10,960
so now i can't ask questions and i have

952
00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:12,159
to answer all of yours and i can't come

953
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,919
without your permission i guess i think

954
00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:15,440
it was more for the first two in this

955
00:33:13,919 --> 00:33:17,840
situation

956
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,440
so they end up talking and he explains

957
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,600
his mom's comments his brother is

958
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,679
getting married in a week or two

959
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,840
and he needed a date for the wedding and

960
00:33:23,679 --> 00:33:27,360
he had always been interested in evelyn

961
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,640
so like he just kind of threw her name

962
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,120
out there but was kind of just like

963
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,120
planning on telling his mom like

964
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,880
yeah she broke up like with me and so

965
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,480
that's why she's not here

966
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,200
and then he's like it just kind of

967
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,480
happened that you were the name i gave

968
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,720
because i'd always kind of had a crush

969
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:45,360
on you and then right and i see you all

970
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,320
the time so yes and then

971
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,559
he's like

972
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:51,200
what was my luck that my mom

973
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:54,240
that it was you and like

974
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:55,919
it made it a little less creepy okay

975
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,360
yeah we'll go with a little less creepy

976
00:33:55,919 --> 00:33:59,120
but then she's also like where did you

977
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:04,240
get the money from

978
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:04,240
and he's like i got it out of my 401k

979
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:08,399
the look on your face right now

980
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:10,480
logan

981
00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:13,520
that's not just passing interest or like

982
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,599
a little crush 10 grand out of your 401k

983
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,040
is a big deal

984
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:18,879
yeah

985
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,480
i was like

986
00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:22,399
really felt like he didn't think through

987
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,480
the ramifications of that maybe got a

988
00:34:22,399 --> 00:34:27,520
little impulsive about

989
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,520
getting laid

990
00:34:28,879 --> 00:34:32,320
but like they describe him as being so

991
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,839
good-looking with such a big [ __ ] and

992
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,639
i'm like was it really that hard to get

993
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,000
laid

994
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:38,639
like you needed to take money out of

995
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,760
your 401k for it

996
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:43,760
apparently he did apparently so

997
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,280
then evie's like how did you know i

998
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,399
would be at the club

999
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,240
and like

1000
00:34:46,399 --> 00:34:50,000
how did you figure that out and so then

1001
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,879
he's like i need you to come to my desk

1002
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,639
and

1003
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:54,079
write an email and she's like okay this

1004
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,599
is weird so like she goes to his desk

1005
00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:58,079
and like starts writing this draft and

1006
00:34:55,599 --> 00:35:01,359
he's like you're emailing yourself like

1007
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:02,400
from his email and it was called like

1008
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:05,280
company

1009
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,880
computer usage policy or something like

1010
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,240
that no

1011
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,320
and so

1012
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:13,280
she starts like writing this email that

1013
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:15,599
he is essentially dictating to her

1014
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:18,480
while he's undressing her and fingering

1015
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:20,160
her while she writes this email

1016
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,520
and it was essentially like don't use

1017
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,560
the company computer to check your

1018
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:27,520
personal email even on breaks

1019
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:29,520
and he had seen when he'd stopped by her

1020
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:32,400
desk to talk to her about the project um

1021
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,920
he'd seen the club logo it like pop up

1022
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,480
and he'd he just assumed she was

1023
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,400
freelancing somewhere as a designer to

1024
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,760
make the money so he wanted to know like

1025
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,640
where she was freelancing what she was

1026
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,079
doing

1027
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,480
like violating a non-compete or

1028
00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:46,240
something exactly right but instead

1029
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,520
realized

1030
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,720
how she was going to make the money and

1031
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,560
then he was like i mean i didn't want to

1032
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,000
talk you out of it i was like kind of

1033
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,480
into the idea

1034
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,359
and then they bone on his desk

1035
00:35:54,480 --> 00:36:00,720
okay yep and then they go out to eat

1036
00:35:57,359 --> 00:36:00,720
that's nice for stir-fry

1037
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:08,160
you were so excited about the stir-fry i

1038
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:10,079
could [ __ ] up some stir-fry right now

1039
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,839
honestly i could usually [ __ ] up some

1040
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:14,160
stir-fry it sounded like it was like a

1041
00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:16,160
mongolian grill sort of place where you

1042
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,000
like make your own then take it to the

1043
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:20,000
people and then like they put it all

1044
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,160
together for you

1045
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,680
are those places still a thing i don't

1046
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:27,760
know i think a lot changed with

1047
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,560
covet and all but yeah

1048
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:33,520
i'm i am highly food made motivated and

1049
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:35,839
so the idea of any kind of stir fry is

1050
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,119
doing it for me if i'm honest yes but i

1051
00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:39,680
also feel like those places were like

1052
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:43,680
really big around like

1053
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:46,480
five yeah that's what i'm like yeah

1054
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:48,240
like i feel like

1055
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,880
or at least maybe that's when we got

1056
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:52,480
them where i was growing up and yeah the

1057
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,320
time in florida

1058
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,520
maybe they're still a thing i'll have to

1059
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,359
find out

1060
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:00,079
so they go get stir-fry

1061
00:36:57,359 --> 00:37:03,040
adam make your own stir-fry place

1062
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:04,880
and then they're like he's like i am not

1063
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,720
really looking for a relationship but i

1064
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,320
am interested in continuing to [ __ ] you

1065
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:10,079
because that was really great and she's

1066
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,359
like okay well

1067
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:14,480
yeah sounds good but like i

1068
00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:16,800
don't

1069
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,880
um want you [ __ ] other people

1070
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,240
if which i'm like i i think that's a

1071
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,480
reasonable

1072
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,920
request yeah and so they agree not to

1073
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:27,119
sleep with other people but it's very

1074
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,119
like label aversive although all right

1075
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:31,680
hannah what are your thoughts on this

1076
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:34,240
because i do like when people are like

1077
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,880
we're not together

1078
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:38,800
but we aren't with anyone else

1079
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,240
and we'd have to have a conversation

1080
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,000
with each other

1081
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,599
if that were to shift and anyone else

1082
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,560
were to be able to come into the picture

1083
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:46,880
i'm like

1084
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,480
so you're dating

1085
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:51,760
i mean i think

1086
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:54,160
so when i think of of dating or like a a

1087
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,800
boyfriend sort of relationship

1088
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:59,119
there's some level of commitment there

1089
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,079
and it's not just sex it's like we're

1090
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:02,000
sort of

1091
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:03,760
not necessarily doing our whole lives

1092
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,839
together but we're spending time

1093
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,599
together that is not sexual

1094
00:38:05,839 --> 00:38:09,680
that's a boyfriend girlfriend we're

1095
00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:11,680
dating situations so the difference that

1096
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,200
i think i hear you saying is the the

1097
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:16,160
difference between commitment and

1098
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:19,839
exclusivity yes is commitment

1099
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:23,119
involves non-sexy time yes

1100
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,119
excellent active listening

1101
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,320
i didn't go to grad school for therapy

1102
00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:30,640
for nothing nailed it it was for this

1103
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:33,040
moment on this podcast i've been

1104
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:36,640
training for years

1105
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:39,280
waiting for my moment goal achieved

1106
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:42,079
no okay i do think that is

1107
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:44,960
that's a decent description

1108
00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:47,119
yes so they're like there's no labels we

1109
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,480
aren't going to sleep with anyone else

1110
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:49,920
um

1111
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,079
but we are going to keep sleeping with

1112
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,160
each other and then like the the

1113
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:56,160
promotion thing is like an ongoing

1114
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,839
thread throughout this where like

1115
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,520
there's a promotion kind of coming up

1116
00:38:57,839 --> 00:39:01,040
which is also why it would be important

1117
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,680
for it to like kind of all be under

1118
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:06,560
wraps um

1119
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:08,640
and then also in this conversation

1120
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,760
evelyn like tells him he's an [ __ ]

1121
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,200
boss

1122
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,599
and he's like what like i'm not that bad

1123
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,680
and she's like you make people cry with

1124
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:17,520
your reviews and he's like wait what and

1125
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,520
she's like

1126
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,040
yeah like and he's like have i made you

1127
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,800
cry and she's like no and he's like well

1128
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,240
give me an example

1129
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,000
and so she's like

1130
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,359
you made that girl cry and he's like did

1131
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,960
you see what she turned in

1132
00:39:29,359 --> 00:39:32,160
and she's like yeah and so then he's

1133
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,839
kind of like well what feedback would

1134
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,359
you have given and it was a little bit

1135
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:38,000
more like

1136
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:40,400
helpful and he kind of like realizes

1137
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,400
he's an [ __ ] he just proved her point

1138
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,640
yes yeah because she was like i would

1139
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:47,119
maybe say it's cliche

1140
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:49,119
and to maybe sit down with a designer

1141
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:51,200
who has a really different style and

1142
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:52,800
point of view is heard like see how like

1143
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:55,119
they would maybe approach it and he's

1144
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,720
like oh

1145
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:59,599
maybe that's better than just telling

1146
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:01,200
her it's lazy shitty work

1147
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:03,920
you think

1148
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:06,160
they then go back to her place and they

1149
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:09,200
start making out and as they're making

1150
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:11,760
out blake shows up [ __ ] blake [ __ ]

1151
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:14,000
blake the douche canoe he shows up drunk

1152
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,680
off his ass and is like forcing his way

1153
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,160
into her place and she's like not the

1154
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,440
time like i have company and he's like i

1155
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,520
left amy

1156
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,839
i told her everything

1157
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:26,560
and i left

1158
00:40:22,839 --> 00:40:28,560
amy and she's like okay

1159
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:31,040
still not the time and he's like i don't

1160
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,960
have any other place to go because she

1161
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,200
kicked me out

1162
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,280
and evelyn's like

1163
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,480
that is still very unfortunate but also

1164
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,720
still like

1165
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,319
not really my problem right you should

1166
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:45,040
have planned this better

1167
00:40:42,319 --> 00:40:47,119
yes i'm like you you didn't think that

1168
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,880
through like you didn't think that maybe

1169
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:50,319
you should have a place to go like also

1170
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,000
from how evelyn has been responding to

1171
00:40:50,319 --> 00:40:54,000
you lately

1172
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,200
take a hit man it's not her place that

1173
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,960
you're gonna go

1174
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,240
not quite the same i did know a guy

1175
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,760
who'd like been on like a european

1176
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,920
adventure with his girlfriend and then

1177
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,160
decided that they needed to break up and

1178
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,880
he broke up with her at the start

1179
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,640
of their flight back to the state no

1180
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,480
i'm like did you not think this through

1181
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,240
my guy clearly he did not because i'm

1182
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,800
like cool now you just have to sit next

1183
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:17,200
to the person you just dumped

1184
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,960
for at least six hours

1185
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,720
after spending a year in europe together

1186
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,240
i don't know if it was a year well an

1187
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,440
extended period of time in europe

1188
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,839
together yeah there was some sort of

1189
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:27,920
european adventure i'm like did she not

1190
00:41:25,839 --> 00:41:30,160
catch vibes

1191
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,400
during the trip right

1192
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:34,400
i had questions i had no answers but i

1193
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,000
did have a lot of questions and honestly

1194
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,240
i'm pretty sure that was 10 years ago

1195
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,040
and i still have a lot of questions and

1196
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:43,599
no answers the questions remain yes

1197
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,280
hey there's my puppies

1198
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:46,480
we'll get you right back to the show in

1199
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,839
just a moment

1200
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:51,280
but first do you like us

1201
00:41:49,839 --> 00:41:52,640
maybe even

1202
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,200
love us

1203
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,960
because we sure love you

1204
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,040
and if you do love us

1205
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,880
don't tease us

1206
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,280
tell us in those ratings and reviews

1207
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:05,920
wherever you're listening right now

1208
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:08,000
maybe even send us over to a special

1209
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,079
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1210
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,839
smutty with us

1211
00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:12,800
because you know the first rule of smug

1212
00:42:11,839 --> 00:42:14,839
club

1213
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,960
is to talk about smut

1214
00:42:14,839 --> 00:42:18,880
club all right

1215
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:22,240
i won't keep you any longer

1216
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,240
let's get back to the show

1217
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:29,680
[Music]

1218
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:32,000
anyway back to blake the douche canoe um

1219
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,800
logan is still at evelyn's house and is

1220
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,800
like

1221
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:38,160
what the [ __ ] this is not chill this is

1222
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:40,720
not okay so then logan is like

1223
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:43,520
she's my girlfriend you can't have her

1224
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:46,240
so we went from dinner over stir fry of

1225
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,960
like we're gonna [ __ ] with

1226
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,599
no

1227
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,000
just exclusivity around [ __ ]

1228
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:53,760
no commitment no commitment

1229
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,920
to now

1230
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,440
she is my girlfriend

1231
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,480
and you know i just thought of too i

1232
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,720
think when

1233
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,520
when we say like girlfriend or boyfriend

1234
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:05,040
or whatever there's an expectation for

1235
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,040
the future

1236
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:09,440
and when you're just [ __ ] somebody

1237
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,920
exclusively it's like there this isn't

1238
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,960
going anywhere this is just like we're

1239
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,040
banging

1240
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,880
and when we're done we're done or if i

1241
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,000
meet somebody that i see a future with

1242
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,839
we're done but like there's no

1243
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,839
there's nothing we're not building

1244
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:25,440
anything

1245
00:43:23,839 --> 00:43:27,680
that's also a fair point so for him to

1246
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,160
be like she's my girlfriend it's like

1247
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:32,720
baby what yeah i'm like we really took a

1248
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,920
hard pivot there and then he's like okay

1249
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:36,319
so now that you're my girlfriend will

1250
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:39,599
you go to my brother's wedding with me

1251
00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:42,000
i'm like this escalated so much over the

1252
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,680
course of the night right and then they

1253
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,920
bone again

1254
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:48,400
i'm assuming blake left

1255
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,160
yeah at some point it wasn't a terrorist

1256
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,000
situation where he was it was a corner

1257
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,880
situation will there be another

1258
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,440
terror-like situation who can say i can

1259
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:59,040
say there will be

1260
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,960
what a build-up

1261
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,720
carry on right just

1262
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,160
not even really a teaser it's still all

1263
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,200
in this episode

1264
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,800
um

1265
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,920
and then they're like okay well now that

1266
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,839
we're official rule three always applies

1267
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,319
to both of us so now like neither of us

1268
00:44:11,839 --> 00:44:17,200
can come without getting permission from

1269
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:17,200
the other person

1270
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:23,599
you the look on your face you are so not

1271
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,960
about it i don't like it when she's like

1272
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:26,160
what if like i haven't seen you in a few

1273
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,760
days like when i'm asked basically you

1274
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,680
need to call me

1275
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,280
before you come no

1276
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,560
no i will not

1277
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,839
what are you gonna do

1278
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,520
how are you gonna know mind your

1279
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:37,119
business right and that's like at one

1280
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,200
point she's like

1281
00:44:37,119 --> 00:44:41,200
she's talking to peyton and peyton's

1282
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:44,560
like how would he know and she's like he

1283
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,720
just would and like no he wouldn't

1284
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:50,920
the how long does your post-orgasmic

1285
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:50,920
glow last my girl

1286
00:44:53,359 --> 00:44:56,960
just

1287
00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:59,520
realist like how would he know

1288
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:03,040
like i'm not i'm not advocating for

1289
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:05,440
lying in a relationship right

1290
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,119
but i'm also like how would he know

1291
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,240
exactly

1292
00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:10,400
yeah and

1293
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:12,319
um my notes then say i don't really

1294
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,920
remember this part i think they don't

1295
00:45:12,319 --> 00:45:17,680
see each other much because his family's

1296
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:19,359
in town some phone sex i don't know

1297
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:23,119
that's what your notes say that is

1298
00:45:19,359 --> 00:45:25,599
literally verbatim what my notes say

1299
00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:27,520
some phone sex i don't know i think she

1300
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:31,440
like had to call him to get permission

1301
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:33,200
to orgasm or something sure

1302
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:36,160
like i mean i guess if it works for you

1303
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:37,520
and your relationship dynamic

1304
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,640
yeah it's just not something i would

1305
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,480
sign up for

1306
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,760
no there was a book that i was reading

1307
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,160
recently

1308
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,119
oh also nikki sloane now that i think

1309
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,520
about it

1310
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:48,880
that is a interesting trilogy that we

1311
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,839
will probably review at some point

1312
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,280
because it is all kinds of [ __ ] up

1313
00:45:51,839 --> 00:45:55,839
um

1314
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,599
but like one of the characters

1315
00:45:55,839 --> 00:45:58,560
that in i don't know there were i think

1316
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:00,480
there were like five books in that

1317
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,000
series the first three were the trilogy

1318
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,680
and then there were spin-offs but and

1319
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,359
one of them like the girl's always like

1320
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,440
you get to choose what i wear to work

1321
00:46:05,359 --> 00:46:09,920
every day

1322
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,599
and he like loved that power and control

1323
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,400
and like that dynamic really worked for

1324
00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:14,880
them

1325
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:17,680
so i'm not knocking it if it works no i

1326
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:20,560
mean i guess i'm i that's that is just

1327
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:23,280
not for me and that's okay but

1328
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,040
i would be very resentful if i had to

1329
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,440
pick up the phone and call somebody to

1330
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,119
ask permission you know i would be very

1331
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,520
resentful i don't want to be their

1332
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:34,079
couple's therapist when you come in with

1333
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:36,160
that resentment no

1334
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:38,800
awkward gottman the four horsemen

1335
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,960
resentment is in there it is you're so

1336
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,319
right

1337
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,119
[Laughter]

1338
00:46:42,319 --> 00:46:45,119
oh

1339
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:48,560
once again i think i'm getting caught up

1340
00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:48,560
on the wrong details of this book

1341
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,040
it's now the rehearsal dinner

1342
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,040
sure

1343
00:46:53,359 --> 00:46:57,280
evelyn goes and meets his family and

1344
00:46:55,839 --> 00:46:58,079
everyone's like really excited to meet

1345
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,240
her

1346
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:02,160
um because he hasn't had a girlfriend in

1347
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:04,880
a while which we will learn more about

1348
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,680
in the future and then after

1349
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,119
they

1350
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,520
go to the rehearsal dinner they end up

1351
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:12,880
going out for drinks with peyton

1352
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:14,079
um he fingers her on the drive there

1353
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,599
and then like while they're out at

1354
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:17,440
drinks payton is like could i ever watch

1355
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:20,400
y'all cause like tara back at the club

1356
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,359
said it's real hot

1357
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,359
i'm like

1358
00:47:21,359 --> 00:47:26,000
okay so it's also not like

1359
00:47:23,359 --> 00:47:28,480
a secret keeping exclusive club right

1360
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,640
we're not super secret

1361
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,559
secret secrets are fun for everyone

1362
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,599
apparently situation they're fun for

1363
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:35,680
peyton

1364
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:39,040
they're fun for peyton um

1365
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:42,079
my notes then say more sex sure

1366
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,680
he comes without permission that bastard

1367
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:45,760
and then says since i couldn't follow

1368
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:48,640
the rules you don't have to follow that

1369
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,240
rule for the rest of the weekend

1370
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,240
what a free pass

1371
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:54,079
to give

1372
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:56,319
y'all i wish you could see hannah's face

1373
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:58,640
here because she hates

1374
00:47:56,319 --> 00:48:00,559
so much of what i'm saying in this

1375
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,720
entire review

1376
00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:03,839
it's just like

1377
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,559
sad

1378
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:08,960
it's just like a grimace almost like a

1379
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:11,200
disappointed grimace

1380
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:13,599
i just took a selfie if you guys need to

1381
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,599
see it

1382
00:48:14,079 --> 00:48:17,680
we can put a link in the show notes

1383
00:48:17,839 --> 00:48:21,040
um then there's shower sex in the

1384
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,400
morning

1385
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,920
and

1386
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,000
he had gotten back from a run because

1387
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:29,040
he's training for a marathon

1388
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,359
and then the shower was really hot

1389
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,359
she passes out from overheating from

1390
00:48:31,359 --> 00:48:35,119
over exertion

1391
00:48:33,359 --> 00:48:37,440
in the shower

1392
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:37,440
okay

1393
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,480
that's really

1394
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,319
like then the scene ends like he's like

1395
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,079
oh i'm so sorry and like takes care of

1396
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:47,400
her and goes and gets her like a old

1397
00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:47,400
bottle of water

1398
00:48:48,430 --> 00:48:50,720
[Music]

1399
00:48:48,710 --> 00:48:53,599
[Laughter]

1400
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:56,160
so literally literally nikki sloan did

1401
00:48:53,599 --> 00:48:59,119
that as a plot point to be like look

1402
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:04,319
he's not just into spanking he takes

1403
00:48:59,119 --> 00:49:04,319
care of her he is into her right

1404
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,920
like i said

1405
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:11,119
this book is like a lot of sex with a

1406
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:14,160
little plot between the sex sure

1407
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:17,760
it's not a it's not

1408
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:21,280
wait for it by is it marianne is that

1409
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:22,559
marianna zapata or is it marianne zapata

1410
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,680
i should know because i actually really

1411
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:24,960
love all of her books and i've read all

1412
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,800
of them it's just been a minute and i

1413
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:29,040
just read that one too

1414
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:31,119
hold please

1415
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,599
like her books are all plot and then

1416
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:36,000
there's like normally one sex scene at

1417
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:39,920
like the 95 percent more

1418
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:44,800
right and it's not it's a lot

1419
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:46,400
um it is marianna zapata

1420
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,200
highly recommend that one she's like the

1421
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,720
slow burn yeah she's the slow burn queen

1422
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,800
there's not a lot of smut in that one

1423
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:53,839
but maybe we'll review it anyway no it's

1424
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,119
just good

1425
00:49:53,839 --> 00:49:57,119
yeah it's

1426
00:49:55,119 --> 00:49:58,960
more like a love

1427
00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:01,280
slow burn love story of just like real

1428
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,800
life things and really endearing people

1429
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,440
very much so yeah yes

1430
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:08,559
but yes that is all plot one sex scene

1431
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,520
this is the opposite a lot of sex and

1432
00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:11,440
like

1433
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,400
some plot

1434
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,800
maybe 10

1435
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,599
15 o'clock

1436
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:19,760
20 plot i don't know

1437
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:22,160
yeah so she overheats from going too

1438
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,200
hard at it in the shower

1439
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,280
and then

1440
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,359
that is the morning of the brother's

1441
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,559
wedding nick i think is the brother nick

1442
00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:30,720
and hillary

1443
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:32,079
and logan is the best man

1444
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,520
and he's like hey you're going to hang

1445
00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:34,800
out with my cousin chelsea that you met

1446
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,960
last night i'm not going to like leave

1447
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,440
you just to sit by yourself which is

1448
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,559
also kind and sweet very thoughtful um

1449
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,599
that is always the worst like when

1450
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:43,280
you're like someone's wedding date and

1451
00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:45,359
they're in the wedding and then you're

1452
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,640
like cool cool i don't know anyone here

1453
00:50:45,359 --> 00:50:50,319
i just

1454
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,319
i'm sitting by myself right

1455
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,520
yeah

1456
00:50:52,079 --> 00:50:55,599
i don't know i had lots of thoughts and

1457
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:58,160
stories i've been to some weird [ __ ]

1458
00:50:55,599 --> 00:50:59,680
weddings over the years

1459
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,720
evie's hanging out with chelsea and then

1460
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:04,720
this like super babe blonde girl shows

1461
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:05,440
up and her name's april and then we find

1462
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,240
out

1463
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,839
that

1464
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:09,200
they're like oh yeah that's logan's ex

1465
00:51:07,839 --> 00:51:10,559
and she's like oh like one of his exes

1466
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:14,000
they're like no

1467
00:51:10,559 --> 00:51:16,000
the one the one they dated for 12 years

1468
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,319
damn they started dating when they were

1469
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,800
like 15. ouch

1470
00:51:18,319 --> 00:51:22,000
yeah and so then like that's kind of it

1471
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,839
and she's like why the [ __ ] didn't

1472
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,680
anyone tell me like

1473
00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:27,920
i am also like why didn't you give her a

1474
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,440
heads up also i don't know i say that

1475
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,040
but to his credit when she tells him

1476
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,040
later that like april's there he's like

1477
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,720
wait what like he didn't know she was

1478
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,040
going to be at the wedding i was gonna

1479
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:39,520
say why is she even there

1480
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:41,920
well because she'd known the brother for

1481
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:44,240
12 years but would an [ __ ] move for

1482
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:46,559
the brother to pull to invite her and

1483
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:48,160
not tell him it sounded like her parents

1484
00:51:46,559 --> 00:51:50,720
had been invited and she showed up as

1485
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:53,680
like she she came with her mom

1486
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:58,000
she invited herself maybe it's not the

1487
00:51:53,680 --> 00:52:00,400
clearest or maybe it was and i skimmed

1488
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:03,599
those are the options fair

1489
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:06,079
um the wedding continues evie tells

1490
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:07,440
logan that his ex is there and like he

1491
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:08,800
truly didn't know

1492
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,480
but after the wedding they do have like

1493
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:13,760
a good conversation about their exes and

1494
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,599
he gives her some context and he's like

1495
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,640
we were just like we started dating

1496
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:18,640
really young and we were different

1497
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,640
people and wanted different goals and i

1498
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:23,200
wanted this job that was in the city and

1499
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,800
she told me not to take it and i did

1500
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,160
and it was an hour commute each way and

1501
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,319
she gave me an ultimatum that like i

1502
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,760
needed to propose or was like her the

1503
00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:32,720
job

1504
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:35,440
i chose the job and so

1505
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:37,200
but also i guess like

1506
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,200
27 if you started dating when you were

1507
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,640
15 and you dated for 12 years yeah i'm

1508
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,960
not great at math but that's how math

1509
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,559
works right it's 27.

1510
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,720
i'm not really the one to confirm but

1511
00:52:44,559 --> 00:52:49,280
that feels right so carry on two plus

1512
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:51,200
five is seven seven

1513
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,520
nailed that [ __ ] that's why we're

1514
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,800
therapists

1515
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,960
yeah and then like she gives some

1516
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,640
context about blake that like the timing

1517
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,240
had never been right that they had

1518
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,079
hooked up at new year's and logan was

1519
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:03,599
like well he said that you told him you

1520
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:04,559
like loved him at new year's and she was

1521
00:53:03,599 --> 00:53:07,680
like

1522
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:09,280
i did i was also drunk and lonely and

1523
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,960
like yeah

1524
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,839
like don't give him too much weight or

1525
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:16,079
too much credit

1526
00:53:12,839 --> 00:53:18,319
um logan my notes then say logan asks

1527
00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:19,760
her to masturbate in front of him he

1528
00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:21,920
goes down on her

1529
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:24,000
they make love for the first time

1530
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:26,400
instead of [ __ ]

1531
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,680
important distinction in smut

1532
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,930
in the morning

1533
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,680
they have more sex

1534
00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:34,319
[Laughter]

1535
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:36,319
he tells her to be quiet this time

1536
00:53:34,319 --> 00:53:38,400
in case i ever want to do something like

1537
00:53:36,319 --> 00:53:42,400
this in a public place

1538
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:45,119
i need to know you can stay quiet

1539
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:48,160
while i finger blast you i guess

1540
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:48,160
my words not his

1541
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,680
name yeah so then like she successfully

1542
00:53:51,119 --> 00:53:56,000
orgasms quietly that is what my actual

1543
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,359
note says and then they're like oh like

1544
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,280
they're still in the moment and then she

1545
00:53:57,359 --> 00:54:01,040
just kind of blurts out i want you to

1546
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,200
[ __ ] me in the ass

1547
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:05,599
and he's like wait what like

1548
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:07,359
like now

1549
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:10,160
like like

1550
00:54:07,359 --> 00:54:11,680
like right now yeah and then she's like

1551
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,680
uh

1552
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,760
i don't well and as as we said earlier

1553
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:18,880
it had been on her approved list at the

1554
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,559
exclusive club but his dick is huge so

1555
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,000
maybe she took his huge some second

1556
00:54:20,559 --> 00:54:23,440
thoughts about it well and she didn't

1557
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,839
give him the discount when she told him

1558
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,839
he couldn't

1559
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:33,200
so he's like all right we'll do this in

1560
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,680
the future i need to get a few supplies

1561
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:37,839
sure so that way it'll help you enjoy

1562
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,760
your first time thoughtful oh so she's

1563
00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:41,920
never done it she's never done anything

1564
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,839
why would you check it that is not the

1565
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,440
time to feel adventurous also

1566
00:54:43,839 --> 00:54:48,079
just think we're being adventurous

1567
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:50,240
enough well and i also had this thought

1568
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:52,640
what if it hadn't been logan

1569
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,599
yes and the blindfold hadn't come off

1570
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,599
yes

1571
00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:58,400
and you check boxed that [ __ ] and what

1572
00:54:55,599 --> 00:55:00,480
if he didn't ask first or say it first

1573
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,839
and just went for it

1574
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,079
yes

1575
00:55:01,839 --> 00:55:06,480
there's a lot of problems here so this

1576
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:09,119
could go wrong in a lot of ways honey

1577
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,319
so many ways

1578
00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:11,359
he tells her he needs to get the

1579
00:55:10,319 --> 00:55:13,680
supplies

1580
00:55:11,359 --> 00:55:15,280
okay um and then

1581
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,280
drops her back off at her place after

1582
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,799
the wedding and then she

1583
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,880
decides she's like i need to make amends

1584
00:55:18,799 --> 00:55:23,280
with blake like i'm never going to be

1585
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,040
with him i just care about him a lot

1586
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:28,000
i need to clear the air so she calls

1587
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:30,000
blake to make amends and then he's like

1588
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,079
amy took me back

1589
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,400
i'm gonna propose

1590
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:35,920
actually i think he he had proposed but

1591
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,760
then later i think i don't know it got a

1592
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,599
little confusing

1593
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,599
amy took him back

1594
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:44,160
and they're getting married yeah but i'm

1595
00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:44,160
like girl

1596
00:55:44,319 --> 00:55:49,760
want more for yourself i want more for

1597
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:51,680
amy and she doesn't have a single line

1598
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,799
in this book

1599
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:57,200
i want more for

1600
00:55:54,799 --> 00:55:59,200
evelyn with who she chooses as her

1601
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:02,720
friends this is not a person i would

1602
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:05,200
want to be friends with

1603
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:07,359
i agree

1604
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,359
but all right some like question some

1605
00:56:07,359 --> 00:56:10,319
context did you ever have that person in

1606
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:13,040
your life that you're like okay like if

1607
00:56:10,319 --> 00:56:14,160
we're both not married by this age

1608
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,839
because it sounds like it's like kind of

1609
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,280
that friendship like they've been like

1610
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:18,799
dancing around it for years they've

1611
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,640
never been together

1612
00:56:18,799 --> 00:56:22,079
and so while i think blake is a huge

1613
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:25,119
douche canoe

1614
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:27,440
i guess there is some context that like

1615
00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:28,960
he really just started showing out at

1616
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:32,240
the beginning of this book so if you're

1617
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,359
like 10 years into a friendship

1618
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:35,599
like if you're 10 years into a

1619
00:56:33,359 --> 00:56:37,760
friendship and then you tell your friend

1620
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:39,680
i'm gonna go [ __ ] a stranger at an

1621
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,520
exclusive club so i can pay off this

1622
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,440
debt and then he's like please don't do

1623
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,799
that i love you that like not just

1624
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,960
saying not excusing a lot of his

1625
00:56:44,799 --> 00:56:48,960
behavior not excusing him calling peyton

1626
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,400
a [ __ ] and trying her to [ __ ] off like

1627
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,520
none of that is appropriate a lot of

1628
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:55,599
things he did are not appropriate

1629
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,200
does it change if you have that much

1630
00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:59,760
history with them

1631
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:02,160
maybe maybe if if their behavior is

1632
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:04,319
completely out of context and like i

1633
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,440
could see it being like you know maybe

1634
00:57:04,319 --> 00:57:07,520
they're going through something right

1635
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,119
now and they need me as a friend but

1636
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,799
just based on his behavior in this book

1637
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:13,119
i would be like you are not the kind of

1638
00:57:10,799 --> 00:57:16,079
person that i want to associate with at

1639
00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:17,680
all yeah no i agree just based on the

1640
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:19,440
way he spoke to peyton like you can

1641
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,280
leave out the other [ __ ] but just the

1642
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,280
way that he spoke to her i don't even

1643
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,200
know peyton obviously and i did not read

1644
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,359
the book but i feel very protective of

1645
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,640
her and he needs to mind his business

1646
00:57:27,359 --> 00:57:29,760
i'm pretty sure this second book is

1647
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,280
about peyton

1648
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,240
maybe i'll read that one i bought it

1649
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,200
earlier i will report back i have not

1650
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,319
read it

1651
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,520
okay

1652
00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:39,359
um

1653
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,040
so yeah they make they have this phone

1654
00:57:39,359 --> 00:57:42,880
call they make amends

1655
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,240
and then evelyn goes over to logan's

1656
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,480
place that night

1657
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:49,520
they they have dinner and he has the

1658
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,520
supplies for anal

1659
00:57:50,079 --> 00:57:54,079
like a boy scout always prepared well

1660
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:57,680
apparently he wasn't and that's why he

1661
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:57,680
had to drop her off earlier

1662
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:03,200
they do a few shots for

1663
00:58:01,119 --> 00:58:05,760
emotional lubricant

1664
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,760
bravery

1665
00:58:06,559 --> 00:58:10,559
liquid courage that's

1666
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:13,040
i couldn't think of the term

1667
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:15,359
i was just gonna let you keep going

1668
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:18,079
oh i'm staying away with emotional

1669
00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:18,079
lubricant

1670
00:58:20,319 --> 00:58:25,920
it's so much worse

1671
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:28,000
it's so way worse

1672
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:30,160
i literally i'm like what is the word

1673
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:33,920
i'm like like i was just gonna let you

1674
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,920
keep going you made me snort

1675
00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:40,799
yeah nothing says

1676
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:43,520
emotional lube like some tequila shots

1677
00:58:40,799 --> 00:58:43,520
oh why

1678
00:58:44,559 --> 00:58:48,640
hannah this isn't a new problem we all

1679
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:51,040
know i frequently forget a word and then

1680
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,559
i just like try and find it you did you

1681
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,720
fail miserably

1682
00:58:52,559 --> 00:58:56,640
one time i was teaching a yoga class and

1683
00:58:54,720 --> 00:59:00,319
couldn't think of the word fist so i

1684
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:01,520
said raise your hand ball into the air

1685
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:03,040
and everyone turned in they're like what

1686
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:06,880
the [ __ ]

1687
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:10,559
you've officially made me cry twice

1688
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:14,079
i made myself cry once and that feels

1689
00:59:10,559 --> 00:59:15,119
that's that's a new impressive record um

1690
00:59:14,079 --> 00:59:16,960
yeah so

1691
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,680
some liquid courage emotional lubricant

1692
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:21,359
whatever your preferred terminology is

1693
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,839
and then he's like all right

1694
00:59:21,359 --> 00:59:25,440
go to the bed get naked but leave your

1695
00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:26,960
heels on and then he brings in all the

1696
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,400
supplies he has like batteries a

1697
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,280
vibrator

1698
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,640
um

1699
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,200
lube

1700
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:35,839
and leather handcuffs

1701
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:38,079
those don't feel needed for anal no

1702
00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:40,880
but could be fun just i was like if she

1703
00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:42,799
checked it off on the list

1704
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:44,720
maybe that was the secret third item we

1705
00:59:42,799 --> 00:59:46,400
don't know about

1706
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:49,040
yeah so he brings all the supplies

1707
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,839
then my notes literally say chapter into

1708
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:53,599
half

1709
00:59:49,839 --> 00:59:54,799
28 pages of foreplay leading to anal

1710
00:59:53,599 --> 00:59:57,680
okay

1711
00:59:54,799 --> 01:00:00,079
so we know she was well prepared

1712
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,400
and they they had a great time she

1713
01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:04,079
thoroughly enjoyed the anal mm-hmm and

1714
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,599
then like she made a comment about like

1715
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:07,280
next time and he's like oh like there's

1716
01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:11,119
gonna be a next time

1717
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:14,960
um okay would you know

1718
01:00:11,119 --> 01:00:17,520
for his big [ __ ] you do need 28 pages of

1719
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:19,520
foreplay and some emotional lube to

1720
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:22,640
prepare

1721
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:24,720
you need several kinds of lube emotional

1722
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:27,280
is one of them but definitely not the

1723
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:29,440
only one needed nope

1724
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:34,480
yikes maybe that's a sponsorship we

1725
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:36,880
should go for like a lube brand sure

1726
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,240
ky

1727
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,240
yeah

1728
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,599
maybe a different one we'll explore the

1729
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,920
options

1730
01:00:41,599 --> 01:00:45,920
maybe we won't

1731
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,040
i'm gonna shut up about that now

1732
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,880
at work

1733
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:52,160
we've we made it past the anal scene

1734
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:54,240
where uh the anal chapter and a half

1735
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,640
we're now at work and logan is giving

1736
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:58,240
kinder feedback to people in the meeting

1737
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:00,160
and everyone's kind of like

1738
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:02,160
everyone's a little shook by it like is

1739
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,640
he high yes

1740
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,880
and then someone asks evelyn like oh

1741
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,000
who's working on like that big project

1742
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,520
with you that he'd given her at the

1743
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,599
beginning of the book and she's like oh

1744
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,559
i'm doing it alone and then the girl's

1745
01:01:11,599 --> 01:01:14,480
like i didn't realize you've been

1746
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:16,720
promoted

1747
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,319
and evelyn's like oh i haven't been so

1748
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,240
like everyone kind of like

1749
01:01:18,319 --> 01:01:22,720
starts to think something like might

1750
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:25,280
kind of be up getting a little sus

1751
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,480
yeah logan meets her parents we don't

1752
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,640
actually see that scene we just like

1753
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:31,839
kind of hear it happened and then at

1754
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:34,240
some point she tells logan she loves him

1755
01:01:31,839 --> 01:01:36,319
he has not set it back but like

1756
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,880
she's like yep i'm there

1757
01:01:36,319 --> 01:01:40,480
they go out for drinks with his friends

1758
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,839
she stays over

1759
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:44,000
he goes on a run in the morning because

1760
01:01:41,839 --> 01:01:46,559
he's training for his marathon she hears

1761
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,760
the door open and then like walks in

1762
01:01:46,559 --> 01:01:48,640
after like she just got out of the

1763
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,160
shower

1764
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,920
and like the fridge door is open and

1765
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,720
just sees like some legs there and she's

1766
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,480
like

1767
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,240
you you gonna [ __ ] me in the shower are

1768
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,079
you too tired and like drops the towel

1769
01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:00,559
it's his brother good standing there

1770
01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:01,839
right yeah love that but that's really

1771
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:03,760
the whole scene

1772
01:02:01,839 --> 01:02:06,000
like he comes back in his brother makes

1773
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,680
a joke about it and he's like yeah just

1774
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,240
let you know evelyn said she wanted to

1775
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,760
[ __ ] you in the shower

1776
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,039
what a thoughtful and he's like why did

1777
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,880
you tell my brother that she's like i

1778
01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:16,880
thought it was you and he's like we look

1779
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:18,960
different and she's like

1780
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,640
his face was behind the fridge door i

1781
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,839
didn't know

1782
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:25,200
why would someone else be in your

1783
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:27,680
[ __ ] house but like all of these

1784
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:30,079
like i would like to go back 28 pages

1785
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,440
were spent on foreplay and an anal scene

1786
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:32,960
and i'm pretty sure everything i just

1787
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,520
described between meeting her parents to

1788
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:38,240
dropping the towel happened in like

1789
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,240
10 pages

1790
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,640
so i don't know what sort of scale

1791
01:02:41,119 --> 01:02:45,039
meeting the parents to dropping the

1792
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:47,039
towel like what it would be used for but

1793
01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:49,520
it's gonna be the scale that i used from

1794
01:02:47,039 --> 01:02:51,359
now on okay so from meeting the parents

1795
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:53,599
to dropping the towel how would you rare

1796
01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:53,599
are we

1797
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:00,839
back at work now because

1798
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:03,440
everything goes really fast that is

1799
01:03:00,839 --> 01:03:06,400
between meeting the parents and dropping

1800
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:08,319
the towels being at work i think

1801
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,920
is that the five on the scale the

1802
01:03:08,319 --> 01:03:12,720
neutral middle

1803
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:14,400
yes at work in this case

1804
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,960
in this case yeah you know it's a very

1805
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,559
specific skill it does not work for all

1806
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,079
situations

1807
01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:21,839
they're back at work and then it's

1808
01:03:20,079 --> 01:03:23,280
announced that there's a merger

1809
01:03:21,839 --> 01:03:25,920
happening

1810
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:28,240
with another design company

1811
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,920
and there's a new promotion opportunity

1812
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,160
um where they're like wanting to hire a

1813
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:34,079
new supervisor for each team

1814
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:36,000
and

1815
01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:38,000
so evelyn's all excited and she's like

1816
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,599
decide she wants to apply for it

1817
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,680
then logan like text her and he's like

1818
01:03:39,599 --> 01:03:43,280
hey let's go to lunch and he chooses a

1819
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,440
place that's like eight blocks from

1820
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,200
their office in chicago so that way like

1821
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,400
no one will see them

1822
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,920
and then he's talking to her about

1823
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:52,079
applying and he like totally thinks she

1824
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,520
should and that she'd be great at it and

1825
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,520
suddenly he's like go to the bathroom

1826
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,880
like right now and so she like goes into

1827
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,319
the bathroom

1828
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,799
and apparently like one of their other

1829
01:03:58,319 --> 01:04:03,039
co-workers had shown up for lunch

1830
01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:03,920
so logan leaves and then when evelyn

1831
01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:05,280
walks out of the bathroom the other

1832
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,960
co-worker's like oh

1833
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:09,119
weird seeing you here logan was just

1834
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:13,839
here too and so like things are just

1835
01:04:09,119 --> 01:04:15,440
kind of awkward closing in on how subtle

1836
01:04:13,839 --> 01:04:17,599
they can really be

1837
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:19,359
um and rumors are definitely starting at

1838
01:04:17,599 --> 01:04:21,039
the office and people have noticed like

1839
01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:22,240
she's in his office more and she's like

1840
01:04:21,039 --> 01:04:23,520
oh it's because he's giving me feedback

1841
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,319
about that like project i'm working on

1842
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,599
i'm like

1843
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:28,160
feedback is that what we're calling it

1844
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:28,160
these days

1845
01:04:29,839 --> 01:04:33,599
i'd rather call it feedback than

1846
01:04:31,119 --> 01:04:36,079
emotional lube i'm just still really

1847
01:04:33,599 --> 01:04:38,640
stuck on that i'm so sorry for to all of

1848
01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:40,799
you for that

1849
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:43,440
logan gives her a key to his place so

1850
01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:45,359
like things are escalating between them

1851
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,920
um but she doesn't see him much because

1852
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:49,839
of the merger that's happening

1853
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,680
and then she and blake say that they're

1854
01:04:49,839 --> 01:04:54,000
gonna go get lunch

1855
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,920
and logan is like all out of sorts about

1856
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,799
it and i was like not really a fan

1857
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:59,440
like

1858
01:04:56,799 --> 01:05:02,640
he like was forcing himself into

1859
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:04,319
your place while super drunk yeah like

1860
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:06,559
more than just like i'm a jealous

1861
01:05:04,319 --> 01:05:08,319
boyfriend he's like you kept saying no

1862
01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:09,359
when he kept doing it and i'm if i'm not

1863
01:05:08,319 --> 01:05:11,280
there i don't like don't feel great

1864
01:05:09,359 --> 01:05:13,119
about this yeah it feels unsafe yeah so

1865
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:15,280
he's like will you cancel so she's like

1866
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:17,599
yeah okay fine so

1867
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,640
she calls blake to cancel and then blake

1868
01:05:17,599 --> 01:05:21,599
is like

1869
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:23,839
yeah so amy's pregnant

1870
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:25,680
and so then she's like okay let's go get

1871
01:05:23,839 --> 01:05:28,000
lunch we need to talk about this and

1872
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:29,440
process this a little bit so they decide

1873
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,119
to go get lunch and then logan's like

1874
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,780
hey girl where are you at

1875
01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:34,079
she's like uh

1876
01:05:31,780 --> 01:05:37,440
[Music]

1877
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:40,240
lunch with blake and he's like

1878
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:43,760
where are you at and she's like

1879
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:45,039
sandwich place potbellies

1880
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,839
and

1881
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:47,280
so

1882
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:49,280
then while they're sitting there she's

1883
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,960
having this conversation with blake

1884
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:53,200
about everything and

1885
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:55,839
um it's like telling him that like she

1886
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:57,760
thinks logan is the one and

1887
01:05:55,839 --> 01:05:59,200
like maybe it never worked out between

1888
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,960
you and me because it was always

1889
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,400
supposed to be him but because i was so

1890
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,720
wrapped up in you and our friendship and

1891
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,799
well they won't they i just like never

1892
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,880
really saw him in that capacity and now

1893
01:06:06,799 --> 01:06:12,559
i can so like i was like saying all

1894
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:14,240
these things as logan shows up oh dear

1895
01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:15,760
which she doesn't realize and so then

1896
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,200
she's like how much did you ever hear

1897
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,280
that

1898
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,000
was like she was like that was not for

1899
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:22,079
you

1900
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,760
yep and he's like i got here around the

1901
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:26,000
time where you said

1902
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:28,000
like our like being in love with me was

1903
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:30,400
like hearing birds sing or like some

1904
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:32,480
sort of [ __ ] and she's like oh man

1905
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:35,920
you've been here a while

1906
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:38,480
you've heard most of that oh no

1907
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:40,480
um but went well because logan was like

1908
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:41,440
obviously showed up

1909
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,039
thinking it was going to be a

1910
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,400
confrontation and be pissed and then

1911
01:06:43,039 --> 01:06:45,920
like well that's kind of a welcome

1912
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,680
surprise right like you get there and

1913
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,000
you just like hear your girlfriend

1914
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:52,480
telling another dude how much she loves

1915
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:54,880
you right and so then like logan and

1916
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:57,280
blake more officially meet in a chill

1917
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:59,359
capacity and then because the sandwich

1918
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:02,880
shop is nearby her work a co-worker

1919
01:06:59,359 --> 01:07:05,200
shows up for lunch as is normal and

1920
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:07,520
then is like oh like are y'all all here

1921
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,880
together and logan's like no i was just

1922
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:11,039
asking evelyn and her friend what their

1923
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,079
like favorite sandwich was here before i

1924
01:07:11,039 --> 01:07:13,359
order

1925
01:07:12,079 --> 01:07:16,079
and then the co-worker's like let me

1926
01:07:13,359 --> 01:07:18,240
tell you about my favorites

1927
01:07:16,079 --> 01:07:20,319
he's like [ __ ] man read the room but

1928
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,640
yeah he's like i really did not give a

1929
01:07:20,319 --> 01:07:25,039
[ __ ] about your favorite sandwich but

1930
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:26,000
here we are it was my out yep

1931
01:07:25,039 --> 01:07:28,240
yep

1932
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,480
so then after that logan texter and is

1933
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:32,640
like we need to talk tonight and she's

1934
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:34,240
like oh [ __ ] like is he pissed about the

1935
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,920
whole like blake thing

1936
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:38,880
but then when she gets to his place he

1937
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:40,720
has flowers oh and it's like apologized

1938
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,240
for not trusting her and like assuming

1939
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:44,000
it was kind of gonna be worst case

1940
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,680
scenarios like once again things are

1941
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:49,119
progressing well between them

1942
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:51,200
the next day at work someone drops by

1943
01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:52,640
her desk with a birthday card to sign

1944
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,599
and she's like oh whose birthday are we

1945
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,160
signing this for and they're like

1946
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:58,400
logan's and she's like what [ __ ] it's

1947
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:00,319
logan's birthday i did not know this and

1948
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:02,000
i'm his secret girlfriend and i did not

1949
01:08:00,319 --> 01:08:03,920
have anything planned

1950
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,920
so she's like what am i going to do what

1951
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,079
am i going to do and then she remembers

1952
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:11,839
peyton asking if she could watch and is

1953
01:08:08,079 --> 01:08:11,839
like that's a great gift

1954
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:17,040
okay

1955
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:18,480
[Laughter]

1956
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:21,040
um yeah so decides that that's what

1957
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:22,880
she's going to gift him um he had a work

1958
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,239
thing was going to have to like or i

1959
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:27,279
don't know he had something he wasn't

1960
01:08:24,239 --> 01:08:29,440
gonna be home until like after eight so

1961
01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:32,000
evelyn and payton get to his place early

1962
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:33,600
because she has that key now

1963
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:37,880
they they do a couple of shots at

1964
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,880
tequila for emotional lubricant

1965
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,600
and peyton's like how how many shots we

1966
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:43,520
do in and

1967
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,279
evelyn's like just the drunk side of

1968
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:48,000
drunk

1969
01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:48,000
description

1970
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:54,560
which i'm like how many shots is that

1971
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,400
right i was like i have a lot of

1972
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,080
questions because

1973
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:00,480
i'm not gonna lie i don't know about you

1974
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,480
hannah

1975
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,880
the last time i did shots actually i'll

1976
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,400
tell you the story the last two times i

1977
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,159
did shots

1978
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:10,640
both of them have led me to the

1979
01:09:08,159 --> 01:09:14,640
conclusion that shots are not for me no

1980
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:15,759
same um one i was doing shots not at all

1981
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,040
i was waiting for my hair appointment

1982
01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:18,560
with my sister this was when i was still

1983
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:21,120
living in nashville

1984
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:23,520
and i was at a bar next door

1985
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:25,120
to the salon and had had two like pretty

1986
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:26,960
high gravity beers

1987
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:28,640
and then a dude and his girlfriend came

1988
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,560
in i was just chatting with a girlfriend

1989
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:32,480
just having a great conversation he was

1990
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,400
a rum distributor and they carried his

1991
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:36,560
room so he's like i'm like the three of

1992
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,080
us shots i'm like it's rude to turn down

1993
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,520
a shot in a situation like that and it's

1994
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,359
also not like i can be like

1995
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:43,839
sorry i can't i'm on antibiotics that's

1996
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:45,199
why i'm only drinking beer like there's

1997
01:09:43,839 --> 01:09:47,759
you know like

1998
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:49,839
it is there's not really an easy way

1999
01:09:47,759 --> 01:09:51,359
it just feels rude to turn down a shot

2000
01:09:49,839 --> 01:09:53,759
okay so i'm like okay fine i'll do a

2001
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:56,480
shot um they it was not like a shot

2002
01:09:53,759 --> 01:09:58,159
glass it was like like a tumbler it was

2003
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,679
like a triple pour in a tumbler and i

2004
01:09:58,159 --> 01:10:02,560
was like okay i guess we're doing this

2005
01:09:59,679 --> 01:10:04,159
so i down all of it and then i

2006
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:06,400
it was literally i had to cross a

2007
01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:08,159
one-way street with no traffic to get to

2008
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:10,880
the salon and i was like

2009
01:10:08,159 --> 01:10:13,679
[ __ ] i've made a horrible mistake i was

2010
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:16,560
so drunk my sister couldn't cut my hair

2011
01:10:13,679 --> 01:10:18,719
because i was slumped over in the seat

2012
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,159
chelsea my sister was pregnant at the

2013
01:10:18,719 --> 01:10:21,679
time

2014
01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:23,280
she takes me back into the break room

2015
01:10:21,679 --> 01:10:24,960
cuts me up an apple with some peanut

2016
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:27,280
butter i start crying about how good of

2017
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:29,520
a mom she's gonna be and then i had to

2018
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:31,280
like she was like chelsea i have plans i

2019
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,199
can't take you home and i was like

2020
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:34,960
that's fine i can just sit at my car and

2021
01:10:33,199 --> 01:10:36,400
wait this out i was texting with a

2022
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:38,960
co-worker and he was like do i need to

2023
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:41,600
come pick you up and i was like

2024
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,600
probably

2025
01:10:41,679 --> 01:10:45,199
so he's like what parking where are you

2026
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:48,800
i was like the parking garage behind the

2027
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:52,000
ihop and you're like [ __ ] okay

2028
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:53,600
and i don't remember it this way but my

2029
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,600
he's like yeah

2030
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,360
your shoe you just left it and then like

2031
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,880
you got out of your car and your shoe

2032
01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,719
fell out and like in the middle of the

2033
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,640
parking garage and you just left it

2034
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:04,320
something i have always wondered where

2035
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:07,520
those single shoes come from on the side

2036
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,520
of the road they are me

2037
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:11,760
that is how we got them like how do they

2038
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:13,280
get there why are they there um the

2039
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:14,960
other situation was we were having a

2040
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:16,880
cousin's night and we were all out and

2041
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,560
once again i think the problem is like

2042
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:20,640
i'm normally already several drinks in

2043
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:22,719
by the time someone says we're doing

2044
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:24,480
shots so someone bought shots

2045
01:11:22,719 --> 01:11:25,679
um one of my cousins was like chelsea i

2046
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,360
don't know what happened i turned around

2047
01:11:25,679 --> 01:11:29,280
and you were [ __ ] gumby on the dance

2048
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,640
floor she was like actually she's like

2049
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:33,199
you weren't gumby you're one of those

2050
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,960
like wind men like

2051
01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:36,239
she's in used cardigans

2052
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:39,440
she's like you were a used car

2053
01:11:36,239 --> 01:11:41,600
dealership wind man with your how like

2054
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:43,440
bendy and you were on the dance floor

2055
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,800
then i realized i was not feeling well

2056
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:46,960
at this club i was like i need to go to

2057
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,800
the bathroom so i find a bathroom

2058
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:51,600
just sitting in a stall trying to get my

2059
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,800
life together wondering how i got there

2060
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:54,800
and then i was like i just need some

2061
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:56,400
like i need cold water so i go out to

2062
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,719
the sink i'm like splashing cold water

2063
01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:00,719
on my face so this is my experience of

2064
01:11:58,719 --> 01:12:03,840
this whole thing um my cousin's

2065
01:12:00,719 --> 01:12:06,080
retelling of this story is that

2066
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,600
i disappeared for 30 minutes

2067
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,280
they couldn't find me and i was like i

2068
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:11,199
was in the bathroom there were two

2069
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,800
bathrooms they didn't know i somehow

2070
01:12:11,199 --> 01:12:13,679
found the other bathroom

2071
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,920
so

2072
01:12:13,679 --> 01:12:17,600
i'm gone for 30 minutes and i'm

2073
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,040
splashing water in my face trying to

2074
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:23,840
sober up and they're like yeah you're

2075
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:25,440
gone suddenly you show up sopping wet

2076
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:28,560
and just say

2077
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:28,560
we need to leave

2078
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:35,440
oh chelsea am i like the cousin that we

2079
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:37,360
were all staying with she was like say

2080
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:39,280
no more round them up like gets all our

2081
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:41,280
drunk asses together the one who

2082
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:43,520
described me as gumby on the dance floor

2083
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,320
assumed something had gone wrong luckily

2084
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,000
like

2085
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:48,239
thank goodness nothing had gone wrong

2086
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,480
right but she spent the entire uber ride

2087
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:52,320
back to the house going chelsea did

2088
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,199
something sketch happen

2089
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:56,080
oh

2090
01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:58,159
which was very pure and very sweet um

2091
01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:01,040
i would like to know that was

2092
01:12:58,159 --> 01:13:03,600
almost six years ago and in the cousin

2093
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,960
group chat this week

2094
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:08,000
my cousin was like i just found a

2095
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:10,159
picture from the night

2096
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,920
and i'm not in the picture of course

2097
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:14,880
you're not because you disappeared into

2098
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:16,480
the bathroom yep um

2099
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:19,480
so that's my experience with emotional

2100
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:19,480
lube

2101
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:23,760
and i yeah

2102
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,840
like the first one i was like okay maybe

2103
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:28,480
it was just a fluke the second shot

2104
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:30,719
situation i was like shots aren't for me

2105
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:33,040
and i've embraced that and i'm okay with

2106
01:13:30,719 --> 01:13:35,520
that we've come to accept it yes but

2107
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:37,520
evelyn and payton are doing shots to

2108
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:39,360
prepare so they can be just on the drunk

2109
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:41,679
side of drunk

2110
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:43,520
i was way past the drunk side of drunk

2111
01:13:41,679 --> 01:13:44,840
so i don't know how to get there with

2112
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,880
shots if i'm being

2113
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:48,159
honest um

2114
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,679
then peyton's like okay i'm gonna get

2115
01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:51,679
the blindfold back on you we're kind of

2116
01:13:49,679 --> 01:13:53,920
gonna like recreate

2117
01:13:51,679 --> 01:13:55,760
the club situation

2118
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,679
so she like gets evelyn blindfolded and

2119
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:59,760
on the bed and then starts like kissing

2120
01:13:57,679 --> 01:14:00,960
evelyn and evelyn's like you're my best

2121
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:03,520
friend what's going on and she's like

2122
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,719
i'm just like warming you up for him

2123
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,400
and she was like

2124
01:14:04,719 --> 01:14:08,560
i think peyton's really been focused on

2125
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,239
like how hot terry described the scene

2126
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:11,520
and has like wanted it in this entire

2127
01:14:10,239 --> 01:14:12,719
time

2128
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,719
so then she

2129
01:14:12,719 --> 01:14:16,640
asks if she can go down on evelyn and

2130
01:14:14,719 --> 01:14:18,159
everyone's like you're my best friend

2131
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,880
and i don't know if that's chill but

2132
01:14:18,159 --> 01:14:22,320
like this feels kind of good so

2133
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:24,640
we're on the we're on the drunk side of

2134
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:26,159
drunk sure

2135
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:29,800
and so then

2136
01:14:26,159 --> 01:14:29,800
why is that cheating

2137
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,159
yeah

2138
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,360
my thoughts

2139
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:39,920
it was just

2140
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:41,040
a series of grunts that was not words

2141
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,480
and that

2142
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:45,040
was um

2143
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:46,800
exactly what my mental processing was as

2144
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:49,360
the scene happened

2145
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:51,360
so then evelyn gets close to coming

2146
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,800
and is like i need to call logan for

2147
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:54,880
permission and that's when i had the

2148
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:57,280
thought like

2149
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:59,760
you're you're gonna call your boyfriend

2150
01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:01,199
and be like my best friend is going down

2151
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,120
on me right now

2152
01:15:01,199 --> 01:15:04,480
can i come so had some thoughts and

2153
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,480
questions there but she's like i need to

2154
01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:08,400
call logan for permission

2155
01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:10,080
and like i need to ask him and then she

2156
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:12,719
hears his voice in the room and it's

2157
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:14,560
like ask me what and she's like wait how

2158
01:15:12,719 --> 01:15:15,679
long have you been there

2159
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:17,760
and he's like

2160
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:19,920
yeah she was asking me if she could go

2161
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,280
down on you she wasn't asking you so

2162
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,719
like he's been there

2163
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,239
the whole time yeah pretty much because

2164
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:25,440
she had the blindfold exactly she had

2165
01:15:24,239 --> 01:15:27,120
the blindfold

2166
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:29,679
and then she's like well i only want to

2167
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:32,800
come if you're inside me

2168
01:15:29,679 --> 01:15:34,400
because of his big [ __ ] you know sure so

2169
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,760
he's like all right scoot up to the top

2170
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:38,000
of the bed

2171
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:40,480
and then he just puts his dick in her

2172
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:42,640
mouth and then hayton is still going

2173
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:44,400
down on her and then he's like yeah well

2174
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:47,520
like my dick is inside you and i'm like

2175
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:49,360
this feels like a workaround

2176
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,360
but sure here we are

2177
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:53,920
then payton asks evelyn if she will

2178
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:55,679
share logan with her

2179
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,080
and evelyn's like

2180
01:15:55,679 --> 01:16:00,239
i mean it's his birthday so sure yeah

2181
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:02,480
but i do have some rules three three

2182
01:16:00,239 --> 01:16:03,360
rules i know we're all surprised since

2183
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,239
it's not the name of the book or

2184
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:07,600
anything

2185
01:16:04,239 --> 01:16:10,560
um the three rules are no mouth kissing

2186
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:12,800
oh okay a condom is needed

2187
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:14,320
and you can't come with her you have to

2188
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,640
come with me

2189
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,760
okay

2190
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:20,400
i really feel like there should have

2191
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:23,600
been more rules

2192
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:24,719
okay like maybe that's just like logan's

2193
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:26,560
like

2194
01:16:24,719 --> 01:16:28,560
so i can put my mouth anywhere on her

2195
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:30,000
except her mouth

2196
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,080
and evelyn's like

2197
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,480
her the rules yes

2198
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:36,960
i like

2199
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:39,679
okay okay um

2200
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:43,360
my notes then say another gratuitous sex

2201
01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:46,480
scene peyton's panties in evelyn's mouth

2202
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:48,400
so she won't be too loud goes on for a

2203
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:49,790
real long time

2204
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,840
happy birthday logan

2205
01:16:49,790 --> 01:16:54,640
[Laughter]

2206
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:56,080
happy birthday indeed yep

2207
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:58,320
um then

2208
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:59,840
we are now at work the following monday

2209
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,120
there's a new project that logan's like

2210
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,719
does anyone want this and everyone's

2211
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:04,159
kind of like not making eye contact not

2212
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:06,000
really like about this project but

2213
01:17:04,159 --> 01:17:08,080
evelyn's like

2214
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,360
sure i'll take it and he goes thanks

2215
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:11,920
evie

2216
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:14,840
and calls her evie evie whatever the

2217
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:17,520
nickname in front of all of the

2218
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:19,199
co-workers so then the co-workers like

2219
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:20,719
ask her about it

2220
01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:22,320
and she's like what no like i heard he

2221
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:23,840
had a girlfriend and they're like yeah

2222
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,760
well he was sleeping his way through all

2223
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:28,159
the other departments so

2224
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:30,640
which department do you think she's in

2225
01:17:28,159 --> 01:17:33,199
and evelyn's like wait what like i

2226
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:35,760
didn't know about that uh oh

2227
01:17:33,199 --> 01:17:37,920
yeah so at his place that night they

2228
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:39,840
talk about it he confirms he's like

2229
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,280
he's like i lost my virginity to my

2230
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:43,840
girlfriend because we started dating

2231
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:45,360
when we were 15. when we broke up i

2232
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,400
slept with a couple like i think it

2233
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,920
ended up being like three different

2234
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,360
girls throughout the entire company and

2235
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:51,280
like one it was like

2236
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:52,000
when she put in her two weeks notice

2237
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:53,440
like

2238
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,280
so like it wasn't

2239
01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:57,360
as dramatic as like everyone had kind of

2240
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:59,040
made it seem right and so she's like

2241
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,560
okay i feel better about that

2242
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,400
the next day at work is the day that

2243
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,480
they're announcing the promotion which

2244
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:05,600
evelyn is assuming she's getting this

2245
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,480
promotion

2246
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:09,360
uh oh yeah that's the right assumption

2247
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,760
um

2248
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:13,280
and so she like shows up like dressed a

2249
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:15,040
little spiffier because she expects

2250
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:17,040
there to be an announcement in her favor

2251
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:18,719
but she gets a call from accounting and

2252
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,320
they're asking about the reprint from

2253
01:18:18,719 --> 01:18:22,719
the initial order from the start of the

2254
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,600
book oh no and she's like

2255
01:18:22,719 --> 01:18:25,280
oh

2256
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,800
yeah then they're like well they're like

2257
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:28,400
there's not really like a receipt but it

2258
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:30,719
says it was paid for

2259
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:33,199
um and it was four thousand dollars

2260
01:18:30,719 --> 01:18:35,280
and she's like what

2261
01:18:33,199 --> 01:18:36,800
how much did you say it was like yeah

2262
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:39,199
the reprint was was four thousand

2263
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,520
dollars it ended up being like

2264
01:18:39,199 --> 01:18:43,040
985 or something like that and she's

2265
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:45,199
like

2266
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:47,199
what the hell so she goes into logan's

2267
01:18:45,199 --> 01:18:48,960
office to confront him on this and is

2268
01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:50,719
like

2269
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,000
so i got a call from accounting and he's

2270
01:18:50,719 --> 01:18:53,280
like they weren't supposed to say

2271
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:56,239
anything

2272
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:58,320
she's like were you gonna say something

2273
01:18:56,239 --> 01:19:00,239
and so he admits that like he lied to

2274
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:02,640
her and he got the printer to do it at

2275
01:19:00,239 --> 01:19:05,199
cost and that he initially inflated the

2276
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:06,960
number thinking she would like back down

2277
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:09,280
about the whole issue

2278
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,280
and then when he learned how she was

2279
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:12,880
going to get the money he didn't want

2280
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:14,719
her to back down

2281
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:15,920
oh so he just like

2282
01:19:14,719 --> 01:19:17,760
never

2283
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:20,880
told her

2284
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:21,760
and like ick right and he apologizes but

2285
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,080
like

2286
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:25,520
for obvious reasons that doesn't

2287
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,320
land soup like she's like still salty

2288
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,679
about it she's like i accept your

2289
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:30,560
apology but like

2290
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:33,040
that's part of the rules man honesty

2291
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:35,120
right i'm like it's all about the trust

2292
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:37,360
and you are destroying the trust

2293
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:40,159
and so then he had a lunch meeting that

2294
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:43,040
day and so right after he tells her yeah

2295
01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:46,239
sorry i lied about that also i'm going

2296
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:48,239
to lunch with april my ex and she's like

2297
01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:49,760
what the [ __ ] and he's like her dad died

2298
01:19:48,239 --> 01:19:50,480
over the weekend she's not in a good

2299
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,679
place

2300
01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:53,280
i think it's just kind of made her

2301
01:19:51,679 --> 01:19:54,719
realize like she doesn't want things

2302
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,480
open-ended she wants closures like

2303
01:19:54,719 --> 01:19:57,840
that's really what this is about and

2304
01:19:56,480 --> 01:20:00,159
she's like were you gonna tell me and

2305
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:01,679
he's like well like

2306
01:20:00,159 --> 01:20:04,000
after how i kind of handled when you

2307
01:20:01,679 --> 01:20:07,040
went out to lunch with blake i was gonna

2308
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:08,560
tell you afterwards

2309
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,239
and she's logan

2310
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:12,320
right so then she's like there's two

2311
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:15,360
breeches of trust like it's a double

2312
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:17,760
whammy and one one call

2313
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:19,199
he gets back from lunch and then tells

2314
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:22,159
evelyn like they need to talk about the

2315
01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:24,159
promotion and so she's like

2316
01:20:22,159 --> 01:20:25,920
yeah absolutely like

2317
01:20:24,159 --> 01:20:27,520
make sure when you let kathleen down you

2318
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:29,199
do it quick you rip the bandaid off and

2319
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,400
he's like is that how you would want it

2320
01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:32,239
done

2321
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:34,159
and like tells her she didn't get the

2322
01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:37,120
promotion because that morning his boss

2323
01:20:34,159 --> 01:20:38,080
was like so are you sleeping with evelyn

2324
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:40,880
no

2325
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:42,320
because he called her evie in front of

2326
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:44,840
everyone

2327
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:47,360
god damn it logan right and

2328
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:48,960
so he hasn't lied to his boss because

2329
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:51,199
he's like that'll make it worse so he's

2330
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,080
like yeah and i'm like okay so they're

2331
01:20:51,199 --> 01:20:53,679
like

2332
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,800
like she's still a good candidate but

2333
01:20:53,679 --> 01:20:56,239
optically

2334
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,440
we can't we can't give her this

2335
01:20:56,239 --> 01:20:59,920
promotion

2336
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:00,880
and so she's pissed and like he's like

2337
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:02,560
yeah

2338
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:05,840
homegirl accepted the position 20

2339
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:08,159
minutes ago like when so like just like

2340
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:09,440
in the course of like what a shitty day

2341
01:21:08,159 --> 01:21:12,080
for her like

2342
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:13,679
thinking you're getting a promotion

2343
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:16,159
and you find out your boyfriend has been

2344
01:21:13,679 --> 01:21:19,040
lying to you about so many things yep

2345
01:21:16,159 --> 01:21:21,440
yeah so she's like all right i'm going

2346
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,120
home early i don't feel well

2347
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:25,120
and he's like

2348
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:26,239
well where like what what's wrong why

2349
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,719
don't you

2350
01:21:26,239 --> 01:21:29,760
what doesn't feel well

2351
01:21:28,719 --> 01:21:32,560
is it your tummy

2352
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:34,719
[Laughter]

2353
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:36,000
and she's like why do you care and it's

2354
01:21:34,719 --> 01:21:37,040
like getting louder in the office

2355
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:40,560
because she's pissed and he's like i

2356
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:43,280
care because i i'm in love with you

2357
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:45,040
says it very loudly for all to hear

2358
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,560
and so then like everyone's like what

2359
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:48,719
and she's like

2360
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:50,880
i'm still leaving i'm so pissed right

2361
01:21:48,719 --> 01:21:52,320
now this is not

2362
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:54,239
yeah and he's what did he he's like i

2363
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:56,159
care about you he's like i care because

2364
01:21:54,239 --> 01:21:59,840
i'm in love with you evie and she was

2365
01:21:56,159 --> 01:22:02,159
like my name is evelyn and walks out

2366
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:03,840
good for her i'm like

2367
01:22:02,159 --> 01:22:06,159
evelyn doesn't feel like a strong enough

2368
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:09,120
name to pull that move off but

2369
01:22:06,159 --> 01:22:09,120
good for you girl

2370
01:22:09,199 --> 01:22:13,920
logan then shows at her place and is

2371
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:16,239
like very apologetic

2372
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:18,000
and it's like it's a relatively healthy

2373
01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:20,320
like adult conversation she's like hey

2374
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:22,239
like i still love you but i'm very hurt

2375
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,920
by everything that you did and i need

2376
01:22:22,239 --> 01:22:25,840
you to let me be upset about this and

2377
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:28,480
you can't just fix it and like sex won't

2378
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:30,719
just fix this and i need you to give me

2379
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:32,080
space like i lost that promotion because

2380
01:22:30,719 --> 01:22:33,440
of what you said

2381
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:35,840
and he's like well like we've all made

2382
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:36,960
mistakes and then she's like kind of

2383
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:38,960
like

2384
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:40,639
have we well but also like she

2385
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:43,199
automatically goes to the fact that like

2386
01:22:40,639 --> 01:22:44,880
her mistake with the proof is what got

2387
01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:46,560
them into this whole situation and so

2388
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:48,239
then he's like we've all made mistakes

2389
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:50,400
like you've made a mistake before right

2390
01:22:48,239 --> 01:22:52,800
then she's like the [ __ ] like this is

2391
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:55,760
not the approach to take right now no

2392
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:57,199
logan yeah and so she's like

2393
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,880
i still love you

2394
01:22:57,199 --> 01:23:00,800
but just give me a few days right like i

2395
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,080
just get away from me yeah yeah

2396
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:04,000
like things are kind of tense at the

2397
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:06,080
office for the rest of the week

2398
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,679
um i think it's friday i don't know

2399
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,520
logan asks her to come into his office

2400
01:23:07,679 --> 01:23:11,440
and like he's not looking too good and

2401
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:12,719
it's like clearly like very upset about

2402
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:14,800
all of this

2403
01:23:12,719 --> 01:23:16,639
and then tells her like i'm putting in

2404
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:19,440
my notice today

2405
01:23:16,639 --> 01:23:21,840
and she's like wait what no why huh

2406
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:23,520
and he's like well if i put in my notice

2407
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:25,600
then kathleen the girl who had just been

2408
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:27,360
promoted kathleen will get my job and

2409
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:29,840
then you'll get promoted

2410
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:31,679
to that position you wanted

2411
01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:34,000
she's like

2412
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:35,679
i really love you for like trying to

2413
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,040
help and think through she's like but

2414
01:23:35,679 --> 01:23:38,639
you love your job just as much as i love

2415
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:40,480
my job

2416
01:23:38,639 --> 01:23:42,000
that let's not do that like don't be

2417
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:43,440
rash don't be hasty and she's like give

2418
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,520
me over the weekend like get me until

2419
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:46,880
monday and he's like wait give you until

2420
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:49,520
monday so does that mean you're not

2421
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:52,880
coming to my marathon on sunday

2422
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:54,320
she's like just give me until monday

2423
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,760
which also sucks because he has been

2424
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:58,000
training and that's a long that's a lot

2425
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,960
of time and whatever

2426
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,400
um

2427
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,000
but yeah so he's bummed that she won't

2428
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,840
be at the marathon so then after the

2429
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,120
conversation she like realizes she's

2430
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:07,040
like

2431
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:09,040
i don't need the promotion this job has

2432
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:10,800
already given me more than enough

2433
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,150
it gave me logan

2434
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,199
like

2435
01:24:11,150 --> 01:24:14,080
[Laughter]

2436
01:24:13,199 --> 01:24:16,239
so

2437
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:17,199
she's like all right like i'm over being

2438
01:24:16,239 --> 01:24:18,400
upset

2439
01:24:17,199 --> 01:24:19,679
i get

2440
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,960
like he didn't make the right choices

2441
01:24:19,679 --> 01:24:22,639
but i get why he made them he was trying

2442
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:24,880
to do the right thing

2443
01:24:22,639 --> 01:24:26,639
that he just didn't do the right thing

2444
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:28,159
right and

2445
01:24:26,639 --> 01:24:30,400
intentions were good intentions were

2446
01:24:28,159 --> 01:24:33,520
good but intent versus impact is a very

2447
01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:35,040
real thing yes so she calls his brother

2448
01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:36,320
nick and

2449
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:37,520
and he's like she's like i need your

2450
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:40,239
help with something he's like i'm still

2451
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:40,239
a married man

2452
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:44,800
so nick is my favorite character just

2453
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:46,800
like nick on the side here i'm just i'm

2454
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:49,120
here for nick nick and peyton are my

2455
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:52,480
favorites yes

2456
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:55,840
um evie says that she wants to surprise

2457
01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:57,520
logan not nick at the at the marathon

2458
01:24:55,840 --> 01:25:00,080
nick and logan were actually supposed to

2459
01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:02,239
run it together but nick found out he

2460
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:03,600
had like a stress fracture in his foot

2461
01:25:02,239 --> 01:25:05,040
before right

2462
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,320
definitely a big bummer

2463
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:07,360
and so

2464
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:09,440
she

2465
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,800
being evelyn i don't know why i felt i

2466
01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:13,120
needed to describe that it's been the

2467
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:16,400
same she this entire [ __ ] book but i

2468
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:17,199
just felt the need to explain it

2469
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,000
she

2470
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:23,040
goes with nick and his wife hillary with

2471
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:25,280
all of their signs to like support

2472
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:28,800
logan on his run

2473
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:31,600
and um he like sees her there

2474
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:34,639
gets very excited his goal had been to

2475
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:36,000
complete the marathon and sub four hours

2476
01:25:34,639 --> 01:25:38,159
because the last marathon he ran he

2477
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,480
completed it in four hours two minutes

2478
01:25:38,159 --> 01:25:42,080
he completes this one in three hours 57

2479
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:43,360
minutes really love that these are the

2480
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,400
details that were thrown in the book at

2481
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:46,880
this point

2482
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:49,920
and i love that you're providing them

2483
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:52,960
i just wanted it to be a full

2484
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:54,080
full synopsis for you and it is um

2485
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:56,880
because i have a feeling you might not

2486
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:59,840
read this one i probably won't um i read

2487
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:02,639
it for both of us thank you for that

2488
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:04,560
y'all will have to share with you our uh

2489
01:26:02,639 --> 01:26:05,840
screenshots of our text conversation at

2490
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:07,440
some points because there's so many

2491
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:09,040
times like we'll text each other a book

2492
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:10,719
and we're like thank you for reading

2493
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:12,159
that for both of us

2494
01:26:10,719 --> 01:26:13,679
thank you for reading that so i don't

2495
01:26:12,159 --> 01:26:17,440
have to yep

2496
01:26:13,679 --> 01:26:17,440
your country thanks you for your service

2497
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:22,480
at the reunion point um like after the

2498
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:25,360
marathon

2499
01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:27,760
where like evelyn's like i surprised him

2500
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:29,199
he is then like hey i i have to tell you

2501
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:30,480
something i don't want to keep anything

2502
01:26:29,199 --> 01:26:31,920
from you

2503
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:33,840
she's like ah [ __ ] what does it know and

2504
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:35,440
he's like i bought an engagement ring

2505
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:37,280
and she's like when did you buy an

2506
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:38,800
engagement ring he's like the day you

2507
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:41,199
got lunch with blake and he like

2508
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:42,639
overheard the conversation of like her

2509
01:26:41,199 --> 01:26:44,159
like saying that she was in love with

2510
01:26:42,639 --> 01:26:45,760
him and he was the one

2511
01:26:44,159 --> 01:26:47,520
and then he gets down on one knee and

2512
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:49,440
proposes and she's like what the hell

2513
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:50,880
you just had a ring on you and then she

2514
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:52,719
like looks over at nick and she's like

2515
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:53,679
you told him i was coming didn't you and

2516
01:26:52,719 --> 01:26:55,760
he's like

2517
01:26:53,679 --> 01:26:57,520
yeah and just like he's like i didn't

2518
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:59,679
want it to mess with his head and like

2519
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:01,679
[ __ ] up his marathon if he thought you

2520
01:26:59,679 --> 01:27:04,480
weren't going to be here to support him

2521
01:27:01,679 --> 01:27:06,320
they get engaged um

2522
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:10,159
i guess happily ever after there's an

2523
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:11,440
epilogue cliffhanger for the next book

2524
01:27:10,159 --> 01:27:12,800
which is essentially a month in the

2525
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:15,040
future things have settled down at the

2526
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:16,639
office evelyn ended up getting promoted

2527
01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:17,760
to senior designer so it wasn't like the

2528
01:27:16,639 --> 01:27:18,639
really big promotions she thought she

2529
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,639
was gonna get but she did get a

2530
01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:22,400
promotion and

2531
01:27:20,639 --> 01:27:23,920
like things are going well now now that

2532
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:25,440
they're out in the open and they're like

2533
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,960
we commute together and we eat lunch

2534
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:28,159
together and like we don't have to so

2535
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:29,199
cute right we don't have to live in

2536
01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:31,600
secret

2537
01:27:29,199 --> 01:27:33,040
um but then like peyton calls her super

2538
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:35,120
early in the morning

2539
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:37,600
and is like i'm coming over like it's

2540
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:38,960
like before 6 a.m

2541
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:40,480
and everyone's like what the [ __ ] like

2542
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:42,880
is everything okay

2543
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:44,000
and so when peyton gets to logan's she's

2544
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:46,560
like

2545
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:49,360
logan got me fired

2546
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:52,400
like i lost my job oh no and evelyn's

2547
01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:54,239
like what are you talking about and like

2548
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:56,400
apparently logan has a cold and is

2549
01:27:54,239 --> 01:27:58,080
passed out on cold meds so

2550
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:58,880
she like goes and she's like hey babe so

2551
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,480
like

2552
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:03,040
what happened

2553
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:04,960
like nathan saying she lost her job

2554
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:07,679
because of you he like sits up and he's

2555
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:09,520
like wait was she working last night

2556
01:28:07,679 --> 01:28:11,120
and evelyn's like yeah

2557
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:12,480
and then his phone beeps and he like

2558
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,840
looks at it then he looks at evelyn and

2559
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:15,280
he's like i think i did something i

2560
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,960
shouldn't have

2561
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:19,360
and that's how the book ends and then

2562
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,480
the next book i believe is about pain

2563
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:23,360
but i don't know because i haven't read

2564
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:24,719
it yet um

2565
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,400
so that's

2566
01:28:24,719 --> 01:28:29,120
so the long and the short of it what

2567
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:32,080
sort of rating scale are we even using

2568
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:34,480
for this is it is it the blindfolds

2569
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:36,320
meeting the parents to dropping the

2570
01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:37,520
towel

2571
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:39,920
from meeting the parents are dropping

2572
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:42,239
the towel um

2573
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:44,159
i think it this book can get different

2574
01:28:42,239 --> 01:28:46,560
ratings depending on what you're looking

2575
01:28:44,159 --> 01:28:48,159
for in it okay okay

2576
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:49,520
i think if you're looking for a solid

2577
01:28:48,159 --> 01:28:52,800
plot

2578
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:53,760
we're at meeting the parents okay

2579
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:55,920
um

2580
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:57,280
i think if you're here for gratuitous

2581
01:28:55,920 --> 01:29:00,480
sex scenes

2582
01:28:57,280 --> 01:29:02,480
we're at dropping the towel okay

2583
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:04,320
i think if we're for the overall

2584
01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:07,440
experience between the two

2585
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:07,440
we're at the office

2586
01:29:07,679 --> 01:29:09,600
okay

2587
01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:12,239
like

2588
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:13,760
it's a quick read it's a pretty fun read

2589
01:29:12,239 --> 01:29:16,560
but there are definitely scenes where

2590
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:18,239
you're like we [ __ ] get it

2591
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:20,480
like

2592
01:29:18,239 --> 01:29:22,639
please stop finger blasting her

2593
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:25,920
or maybe don't but like just like don't

2594
01:29:22,639 --> 01:29:28,159
describe it in such detail right the

2595
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,520
detail is unnecessary at this juncture

2596
01:29:28,159 --> 01:29:31,120
yeah i'm like

2597
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:31,760
like because i straight up looked i was

2598
01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:34,960
like

2599
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:36,000
that one scene the foreplay to anal 28

2600
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,920
pages

2601
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:40,480
maybe that's the skill we should use for

2602
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,480
play-doh

2603
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:44,080
[Music]

2604
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:46,400
sorry

2605
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:48,239
from foreplay to anal where would you

2606
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:50,239
rate this one i know i don't know i

2607
01:29:48,239 --> 01:29:52,000
didn't read it you didn't but you heard

2608
01:29:50,239 --> 01:29:53,920
the synopsis

2609
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:56,239
um i mean i guess

2610
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,239
um

2611
01:29:58,719 --> 01:30:03,760
maybe

2612
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:06,560
a best friend asking for permission to

2613
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:08,639
go down on someone

2614
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:11,360
best friend asking the boyfriend

2615
01:30:08,639 --> 01:30:11,360
for permission

2616
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:16,800
so is that like a six

2617
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:19,440
[Laughter]

2618
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:22,800
sure six blindfolds

2619
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:25,840
so we will include a conversion chart in

2620
01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:25,840
this week's notes

2621
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:31,040
you know we say that to be sassy but

2622
01:30:28,159 --> 01:30:33,199
knowing my husband he will probably make

2623
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:35,120
one um i don't know what it'll look like

2624
01:30:33,199 --> 01:30:37,040
but i'm excited for

2625
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:40,000
for where this ends up

2626
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:42,960
um yeah you know i'd say like i'd say

2627
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:44,239
six blindfolds okay out of ten i don't

2628
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:46,639
know how many blindfolds that's out of

2629
01:30:44,239 --> 01:30:49,120
but i feel like six is a strong number

2630
01:30:46,639 --> 01:30:50,239
for the number of blindfolds regardless

2631
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:51,679
yeah

2632
01:30:50,239 --> 01:30:55,520
like it's like one of those that's like

2633
01:30:51,679 --> 01:30:58,639
250 pages yeah you can read it

2634
01:30:55,520 --> 01:31:00,400
on a rainy afternoon

2635
01:30:58,639 --> 01:31:03,920
maybe not

2636
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:06,000
in front of your parents sure um

2637
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:08,400
like maybe not at a coffee shop

2638
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:10,800
right awkward yeah

2639
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:12,320
so maybe that makes it less blindfolds

2640
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:15,360
or you know if you have the blindfold on

2641
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:15,360
they can't see you reading it

2642
01:31:24,670 --> 01:31:32,080
[Laughter]

2643
01:31:29,199 --> 01:31:34,400
okay so i'm thriving

2644
01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:36,159
um yeah so six blindfolds y'all let us

2645
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:38,320
know

2646
01:31:36,159 --> 01:31:40,320
what your thoughts are um you have three

2647
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:41,840
different rating scales to choose from

2648
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:43,199
so choose your own adventure on this one

2649
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:46,000
yeah we wanted you to have several

2650
01:31:43,199 --> 01:31:47,920
options because there's just you know

2651
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,800
there need to be for this one i think

2652
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,520
yeah

2653
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:52,560
so

2654
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:54,000
thanks for joining us smut [ __ ]

2655
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:56,560
thanks y'all

2656
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:59,120
i'm i'm sorry for the

2657
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:01,040
every time i said emotional lube i just

2658
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:03,520
i'm so sorry

2659
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:05,679
all right we love y'all thank you have a

2660
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:08,080
great rest of your day and i'm sorry

2661
01:32:05,679 --> 01:32:11,520
again goodbye bye

2662
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:13,440
next week on smut club

2663
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:15,440
so that just makes me think of there's a

2664
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:19,600
big boy song well technically i guess

2665
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:22,800
it's big grams he did it never mind but

2666
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:25,679
he says um she needs a vitamin d

2667
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:27,520
overdose and i do mean d

2668
01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:29,120
and that's all i can think about now

2669
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:31,760
that's one of my favorite lines and

2670
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,760
music ever

2671
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:37,520
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2672
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:40,560
we hope it was good for you because it

2673
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:42,960
sure was great for us if you're digging

2674
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:44,800
what we're doing it would mean a lot if

2675
01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:48,000
you take a minute to rate and review the

2676
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:50,639
show wherever you're listening right now

2677
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:52,000
maybe tell that sexy someone to lend us

2678
01:32:50,639 --> 01:32:53,440
an ear

2679
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:55,199
we love you

2680
01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:57,679
we appreciate you

2681
01:32:55,199 --> 01:33:00,340
and we'll see you next week

2682
01:32:57,679 --> 01:33:05,510
stay spotty

2683
01:33:00,340 --> 01:33:05,510
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