The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/florida-man-gets-prison-for-illegally-shipping-turtles-and-snakes-from-georgia?fbclid=IwAR3lCPdBwjReqmXzn8sw7Rfg92Hu73d7gHqRJVmaTW9m8bxT-Nub18De0Cs

Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:
https://www.mystateline.com/news/weird/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-boyfriend-full-time/?fbclid=IwAR0FPJvB0vui5uKZCEWCEhddEkS6jNf4AXIp3HeFdTLGJL4a3l9dMdEjWAQ

Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:
https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/

Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX: 
https://www.kbtx.com/2022/02/22/death-nudity-alleged-corruption-republican-primary-texas-railroad-commission-heats-up/?fbclid=IwAR04ZDL6045WTx8gkUTpIl15ofC2jagEmeuca5kBUUTNXjduhkr9nw8hyGs

What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:
 https://www.newsweek.com/human-organs-harvested-trafficked-fashion-designer-say-police-1681906?amp=1&fbclid=IwAR2b0hYE9qNZ7skvoUadtP0zkXGyFl9vowD6whQ3OSuyUgT67y4Pgqhf7jA
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Show Notes

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/florida-man-gets-prison-for-illegally-shipping-turtles-and-snakes-from-georgia?fbclid=IwAR3lCPdBwjReqmXzn8sw7Rfg92Hu73d7gHqRJVmaTW9m8bxT-Nub18De0Cs


Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:

https://www.mystateline.com/news/weird/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-boyfriend-full-time/?fbclid=IwAR0FPJvB0vui5uKZCEWCEhddEkS6jNf4AXIp3HeFdTLGJL4a3l9dMdEjWAQ


Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:

https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/


Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX: 

https://www.kbtx.com/2022/02/22/death-nudity-alleged-corruption-republican-primary-texas-railroad-commission-heats-up/?fbclid=IwAR04ZDL6045WTx8gkUTpIl15ofC2jagEmeuca5kBUUTNXjduhkr9nw8hyGs


What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:

 https://www.newsweek.com/human-organs-harvested-trafficked-fashion-designer-say-police-1681906?amp=1&fbclid=IwAR2b0hYE9qNZ7skvoUadtP0zkXGyFl9vowD6whQ3OSuyUgT67y4Pgqhf7jA

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What is The Rum Runnas Podcast?

We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!