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So you were not an attentive student, is that right?

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Pardon?

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You were not attentive in school.

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That was my little joke, Malak.

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You know, Tim, it takes luck. It takes one person to see what's there.

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If a door cracks open and you think it's the one you want to go through, push politely.

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Absolutely.

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I wish I was D.H. Lawrence, but I'm not.

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It's a formula. This is great. I hadn't thought about this stuff for decades.

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That's the point of the show. You have to go back. Thank you.

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You don't need to lie down afterwards.

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Hi, everyone. I'm Malak Fouad, the host of What I Did Next, coming to you from A&T Media.

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This month, I've had the pleasure of bringing to you Tim Marshall,

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who is a best-selling author of books on geography and how they intersect with

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geopolitics and with current affairs and why it's an area that is so underrated.

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We are all so concerned for what's happening around us, and we're all looking

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for answers to really fundamental questions.

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Who we are, why is this happening to us, why does it keep happening to us,

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and what is it about our region that attracts all these problems and this chaos?

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Tim's books really help us put this in perspective,

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understanding key questions from the point of view of geography and how each

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country inherently has advantages and disadvantages, both in terms of history and geography.

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So I want to just pull up here.

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two of your books, which I adored.

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Thank you.

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Right here. I attended, you gave us a talk in London in October for Intelligence

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Squared, and I just absolutely loved it.

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And I found it, first of all, it was a packed hall, which is kudos.

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You obviously have, you're a magnet.

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And I found it really interesting that your audience was made up of every demographic.

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You had every age group, but you had a lot of students, which I thought was

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fascinating and I thought that was brilliant.

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You know, we worry that the new generation is complacent or not interested and you proved it wrong.

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I mean, you had an all, the majority of the questions that you took that night

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were from students and they came up with really interesting questions.

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So I felt quite hopeful leaving your talk, you know?

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Good. And, I mean, they have proved that they are not many of them, not that.

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You know, I think younger people were the ones that probably drove the rise of podcasts.

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Yes. And also proving they're not three-minute attention span people necessarily.

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You know, people said that long format was dead and podcasts have proved it wrong.

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As for the demographic, I think, to praise myself, forgive me,

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I do try and make things accessible.

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How refreshing i.

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Do try and make things accessible and therefore uh it's accessible to you know

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everyone but also the subject matter of course uh it doesn't matter if you're

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18 or 80 you know it affects us and it's of interest

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Absolutely one thing i noticed which which um which

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i do um now that i've got this

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sort of uh podcast profile i guess

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which is you and i met before your talk and

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we had a coffee and we chatted like two

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normal human beings and i paid for your coffee yes

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i bought you a coffee yeah yeah um so the the funny thing about that is so we

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had this really nice chat and we you know kind of broke the ice a little bit

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and then when i went into this to the hall and then you came on to sit onto

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the stage you had a stage persona,

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So, you changed. I did? Yes.

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So, you suddenly, you switched, a switch went off, and you became Tim Marshall,

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author, best-selling author, presentation to get through, you know, et cetera, et cetera.

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And I found it really, I started laughing, actually. I thought it was really cute.

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Well, I mean, that is the real me as well. Yeah. I behave differently when I

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go and see my football team, Leeds United, than I do when I go and see my mum.

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Because she would be so astonished at the team that goes to see Leeds United.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. So, you know, yes, it's an act in a sense,

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but I think a lot of us are acting nearly all the time.

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I don't mean that negatively.

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You step out the front door and you put on a different kind of persona, right?

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so long in television, television news.

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And I used to say to some younger reporters, be aware you're acting.

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You don't have to ham it up.

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But be aware, you know, this is not normal. You know, you don't go downstairs

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every morning and say, this morning I'm going to have cornflakes.

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so i think there's probably a bit of that

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extremely entertaining on that stage terribly.

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Went into a bar right into a pub and the landlord said i've told you you're barred

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Which is an English language thing because he was known as the bard. Yeah. That sort of joke.

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Honestly, I think— But it gets the room going, really, you know.

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arcane, complicated geopolitics.

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Yeah. So I want to go back, Tim, before we get into your new career and your new stardom.

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You left school at 16.

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What did you leave school with your GCSEs only?

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I was invited to leave.

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Oh, you were invited to leave?

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Okay. And so you were not an attentive student, is that right?

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Pardon?

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You were not attentive in school.

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That was my little joke, Malak.

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I'm going to have to get on the Tim Marshall wavelength to get through the interview.

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No, I wasn't. I was thoroughly, thoroughly bored.

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Didn't know what was going on most of the time. I got into a lot of trouble in and out of school.

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They stuck me in what was called the remedial class. And this was for people

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with mostly learning difficulties.

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And yeah, I had learning difficulties, not because I wasn't capable,

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just because I wasn't trying.

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Do you think that today you would have been diagnosed with ADHD,

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one of those attentive disorders?

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I think it's not impossible. I think there's far too much diagnosis of that.

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But I think it's more that, I'm not blaming the teachers in the school.

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I mean, it was a bog standard state school, comprehensive school,

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35 to a class, lots of disruption of which I then was drawn into and participated in.

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I think if I had gone to a different type of school with better discipline,

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I might have been disciplined.

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But you would go home and read avidly, right?

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So you were not encouraged at school, but you still went home and you realized

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that you still had a thirst for knowledge, basically, and you were almost self-taught in a way.

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Voracious reader um and also i mean it's it's funny i was this um dichotomy if you like in that

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i went to the football i got into bits and bobs of trouble uh same at school

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big in a fashion and music you know i wasn't a nerd in that sense but i was i was a nerd

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simultaneously in that you know at 12 years old i'd be watching documentaries

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about international affairs.

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I remember even at nine years old being fascinated by Martin Luther King's funeral

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and realizing this is some sort of a momentous event. This is a nine-year-old

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kid in Leeds in Yorkshire.

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But I could just, oh, what is this? And then there are the books.

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So yeah, I was this sort of caught between two worlds, but there was only whatever

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one world in which anything was possible, and it certainly wasn't the world

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of academia and journalism and news.

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And what was that world? What were the expectations for you at the time?

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Zero.

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Um, yeah, I'm not trying to paint a hard luck story. Yeah, yeah.

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You know, most, my brother went on to be a refrigeration engineer,

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uh, and then a minicab driver, now he's a chauffeur.

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which was opposite the school.

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Um, some went on to the sixth form, uh, you know, I mean, it wasn't a disaster as a school. Yeah.

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But, no, I mean, so I became a painter and decorator.

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And how did you make your way from that? And you were also a petrol pump, petrol attendant.

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Yeah, yeah, I did a bit of that.

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You had a brief span in the RAF.

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Four years.

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Four years. How did you make your way to broadcast journalism?

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I mean, that's a stretch. Where did that come from?

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It was a bit of blagging. Sorry for non-native English.

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Blagging is the way into a lot of these jobs, right?

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Chancing, you know, a bit of a chancer. I think the Air Force played quite a

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role in that that gave me discipline. That gave me structure.

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Why did you join the Air Force, Tim? What was it about that that attracted you?

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Not very much. I was unemployed.

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I see. Okay.

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Well, all right, that's a little bit disingenuous. I went down the Navy and

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I said, you know, what jobs can I do?

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And was it my eyesight? There was some problem. And they said you could be a warehouse man on shore.

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What's the point of joining the Navy to be a warehouse man?

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So I went to the Army and they were very keen to tell me that I'd very soon

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be in Belfast in Northern Ireland during the Troubles.

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Not very appealing.

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Well, I mean, later on, I wouldn't say I was attracted to war, but, you know...

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I did cover a lot of wars and combat, and there is something compelling and horrible about it.

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And then I went down to the Air Force, and they said to me, you can be a telegraphist. What's that?

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And radio operator. And I'd seen enough World War II films, you know, Morse code.

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Yeah, cracking the Enigma code.

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So I went into the Air Force, did four years. So that gave me this sort of structure

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and discipline that you actually have to do stuff and teamwork.

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Unfortunately, after about two years, I really figured I want out of this,

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but I signed up for nine years, fixed, couldn't get out.

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Yeah. Well, when you're 18, I joined at 17. And when you're on your 18th birthday,

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you have to decide three, six or nine. And so I thought, well, hang on a minute.

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You said that, and now it's this. So I tried to get out and they wouldn't let me.

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away with not shining my shoes.

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Career of mischief to get out.

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Basically, I was back at school again.

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Exactly. You regressed.

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And they eventually said, oh, go on, get out.

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I think the end point came when the warrant officer came in on the night shift

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and I was standing on a table declaiming from Karl Marx or a communist man just

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for a laugh you know I wasn't a communist but it didn't go down very well in the Cold War you

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was the tipping point so anyway

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This is great. I hadn't thought about this stuff for decades.

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That's the point of the show. You have to go back. Thank you.

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You don't need to lie down afterwards.

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Yeah, exactly.

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On the way out of the Air Force, you had to do this career review or whatever.

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She said, what do you want to do? I said, I want to go to university.

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Because I had spent that four years reading.

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And also, don't forget that new wave and punk music was happening at the time.

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So we're talking about the early 70s by then.

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Yeah, late 70s. And they were referencing a lot of politics.

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If you listen to a British band called The Clash, they were referencing the

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Sandinista Revolution in Nicaragua, or The Jam were referencing George Orwell, etc., etc.

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but I took a night school course.

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So she just wouldn't give me any help at all. She said, no, you can do this,

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you can do that, refrigeration, painting, decorating, radio operator in civilian life.

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I said, I don't want that, I want this. And she said, well, no.

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It's not your path. I did a night school course, got an A, and on the basis

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of one O level, at A, they let me in to college on a mature student.

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And in those days, you didn't have to pay, which was great. And then I was down in London.

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Again, I was unemployed. And I was doing another night school course in something,

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which again was free in those days.

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I didn't know what a curriculum vitae was, because I didn't speak Latin.

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Didn't know what a CV was, but she said, get yourself a CV.

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They required a sort of T-boy researcher, news information it was called.

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And bless her, this woman called Vivian Fowle, wonderful woman.

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After journalism, she went into charity work.

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and only because that nice woman gave her the cv she said oh well take a look

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at him and she clearly bless her saw something and the three days turned into 30 years yeah

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You know you know tim it takes luck it takes one person to see what's there

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and um and you know you just you you make the most of that that first entry

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don't you that's what it did that's what it is.

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If a door cracks open and you think it's the one you want to go through, push, politely.

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Absolutely. Yeah. So, I know you from your years at Sky, foreign correspondent,

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then you became diplomatic editor, but you were there for all in all about 30 years, weren't you?

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Yeah, I am actually 87.

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You obviously started young.

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No, I mean, it's the thing, I started late. I didn't get a full-time job.

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I didn't get a full-time staff job until I was in my early 30s,

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but I didn't get into journalism until my mid-20s, which is quite late.

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Then a documentary series when the BBC were looking for an unknown to do some

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undercover work on a five-part series about racism.

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So I left the freelance job to freelance with them for a year.

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Quite successful. A bit of sort of, oh, you've done something now.

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And then I, this is going back to being a chancer or a blagger,

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if you like. I still had contact with LBC radio, and they didn't have a Paris correspondent.

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I remember the editor saying to me, we get these people, they go across,

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they disappear down the metro, we never hear from them again. I won't do that.

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I'm going to go to Paris.

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I'll be your Paris correspondent. I'm not going to disappear down the metro.

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And they looked at it and said, well, I haven't got anyone there.

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I mean, freelance, you know, not staff. And they said, do you speak French?

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And I said, do you think I'd be so

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stupid as to go to France and be a correspondent if I don't speak French?

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Which is a question, not a lie.

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And rhetorical, I presume. Yeah.

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Because once I got past Bonjour, I was struggling.

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But packed everything up in an old car, went across, got a flat.

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Bought a very old-fashioned one of these.

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Learned how to unscrew a phone and stick some crocodile clips on it to have

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a better quality. Made it up as I went along.

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And I didn't disappear down the metro except in the mornings.

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And I used to come back, because this is pre-internet, pre-mobiles,

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and they'd say, oh, I've been ringing you, where have you been?

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Oh, I had a meeting with President Meater on or whatever.

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whereas in fact i'd been at my intensive french language course i

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Was going to say you were you were at the cafe having a croissant and a.

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Coffee yeah oh yeah pretending to read le monde yeah exactly and um off the

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back of that sky asked me in their first year which was 89 sky news

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to file occasionally from paris and then in 1990 they said can you come back

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and be a reporter for us and i said yes which was difficult because the last

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story i covered in farence was the cambodian peace talks and to go from that

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to then being the most junior of the junior

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reporters uh covering as we say in english dogs up cats up trees dogs up trees

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would be news cats up trees cats

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Up trees is pretty common yeah but why did you do that then tim what was the

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what was your rationale what did you see in sky that you wanted to be part of maybe.

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I could see that it was something new.

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It wasn't establishment. I mean, they'd have buried me at the BBC if I'd ever gone there properly.

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They'd have buried me. Um...

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The Australians were front and center in setting it up and running it.

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And they have pluses and minuses. But one of the pluses is that can-do attitude,

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that, well, give it a try, let's do it.

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Whereas the BBC at the time, I don't know now, was, let's have a meeting about

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this, and then we'll put it on the agenda to make it the third item on the agenda next week.

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You had that newcomer versus establishment philosophy, didn't you?

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yeah and it probably suited your your your abilities and your character and all of that i'm afraid.

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So and again i didn't really you know i didn't i didn't know that

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i'm not sure how much i know about myself especially at that time i'm not particularly

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reflective um i yeah i think it's instinctive i think i instinctively knew i could do something here

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Most of our decisions i think are instinctive and we don't stop and think in

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a 360 way when we're making those decisions at least i was like you i didn't

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do that i would just jump into things and say yeah that sounds like fun i'll do it.

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Yeah that's me

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Yeah and then it's only later that you start thinking oh actually that was a

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really good decision and it led me to or bad and it led me to meeting so-and-so

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that led me to the next job and so on.

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Sliding doors. But I take your word you're like that, and I suspect I'm like

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that, but there are quite a lot of people that really do think it through chess,

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if you like, this will lead to that, this will lead to that.

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I mean, was it either Boris Johnson, the former prime minister,

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or it was Michael Heseltine, One of the two, I forget, when they were at Oxford

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or Cambridge, probably Oxford.

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They were both at Oxford.

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I think. Generally wrote down on the back of an envelope, you know,

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I'm going to do this, this, this, this, this.

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And at the top of the list is prime minister. You know, there are people like that.

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Both of them, it sounds in character for each of them. So it could have been

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either one of them. Yeah.

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And also, you know, let's say you're in the military and you're in the army.

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You know, to rise through to major general, you have to have some combat experience.

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It doesn't have to be that much.

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You then can go into like management. you can go into logistics you know there's

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all these steps you have to take whereas nah i i'm just

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Yeah you know but one.

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Thing after another

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No i agree with you but i think your age group my age group even um we had more

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of a path to success that was clearly defined if we chose to do it or things

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were very clearly demarcated in certain careers today i think yes i look at my

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children, I've got two children, 20 and 18,

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their world is, there's no blueprint for anything anymore.

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It's just, you almost make it up as you go along.

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You're right. Because I used to say to younger people, and I don't as much anymore,

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be very careful when you make your decision because you're going down this road

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and there's not going to be very many branches off if you find you don't like this road.

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Whereas now, I think there's still some truth in that. But I do think it's easier

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to, you know, even make a U-turn or just come across.

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And media is a good example, you know, with its multimedia. Whereas before, you print radio or TV.

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I also think that there's no road now. There's just no road.

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And fewer jobs for life. Exactly. Fewer, more, what do you call it,

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portfolio careers, etc.

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I mean, it's liberating in one sense, but it's also unsettling and unsafe.

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You know, jobs are far less safe.

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It's just another way of being. And it hasn't yet shown its true colors yet.

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I mean, it's still very much in the infancy of all this AI stuff and how do you juggle jobs.

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Let's go back to Sky, Tim.

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So 30 years, that's a lifetime. You covered every hotspot, every war, every peace treaty.

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You've been to every part of the globe.

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Why did you stay there? I mean, what kept you doing this for 30 years?

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It's a tough job that you were doing, you know.

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Yeah.

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What was it? Obviously, as you said earlier, there's a bit of adrenaline there with conflicts.

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There's a whole bunch of stuff, I suspect.

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Ambition, probably, to do stuff.

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Yeah.

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I've never had an ambition to...

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To make your mark? To make your mark?

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Probably, yeah. Yeah, probably.

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But that's a good thing. You say it like you're embarrassed about it. It's a good thing.

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Ego isn't necessarily a bad thing. Too much ego is. So, yeah, okay, there's that.

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Testing yourself, which is, you know, mostly a male thing, but not entirely.

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Sheer interest. Oh, my God, you know, to go to these places that you'd read

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about. I mean, I've been to many, but there are some like Tashkent.

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I've never been to Tashkent. I've never been to Timbuktu, these great romantic names.

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They're romantic-sounding names, aren't they?

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Yeah, I've been to the Euphrates Valley, and I've been to Al-Quds,

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Jerusalem, etc., etc. Oh, Damascus, wow. Anyway.

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Damascus is amazing, yeah.

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Amazing. So there's that. There's the money, which wasn't bad.

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Always always something that's going to keep everyone yeah of course it's important.

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And also i enjoyed it you know i enjoyed the challenges i enjoyed writing writing

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for television when it's done well is really really good uh forgive me there's

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not that many people can do it especially now give

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Me an example what does what does writing for television mean in the sense of a news bulletin for.

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Example do not say what is in the pictures what's the point It

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Seems really obvious, doesn't it? So you're describing the experiences of being

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where you are, what's happening around the scenes.

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No, I'm talking about writing with, or as we say, to picture.

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So the worst ones will, as Prime Minister Starmer arrives in a black car outside Downing Street,

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They will say, the prime minister arrived in Downing Street.

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What's the point of saying that? The prime minister arrived in Downing Street. That's seven words.

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And you've only got maybe 280 if you're lucky.

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Why would you say seven words doing that?

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You know, let's say someone opens the door for him.

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You can say the prime minister is looking for a way out.

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You know, if the story is, he's in a real problem. So that's writing with picture.

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Yeah.

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And hardly anyone does it anymore. Forgive me for praising yourself.

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I was in Kosovo in Pristina.

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You're allowed to do that on this show, by the way.

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I was in Pristina when the Russians arrived. And that moment when they rolled

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down Pristina's high street was when the tide began to come back in or out.

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Yeah.

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And I knew that because the Russians had made sure they got there before NATO.

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Now, it didn't work out for them, but that's not the point.

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The point is, my opening line was, forgive me, the Russians roll down Main Street

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and back onto the world stage.

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Because I knew that was the moment.

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That was the hook.

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Yeah. Now, that's writing to picture. So anyway, yeah, we did all that.

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Really enjoyed. And that was a bit, possibly I enjoyed the most,

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was using image and words and putting them together. Really enjoyed it.

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You had a point where you were in Egypt covering the Arab Spring.

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You had a good friend and cameraman who was shot at the time.

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And it kind of made you take a step back and reassess a lot that was going on

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and whether you really wanted to be doing this to continue with.

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Yeah, Mickey was shot in Cairo, Mickey Dean.

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um i'd been with him in exactly the

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same spot two weeks earlier i mean i think this was probably already percolating

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because i'd had a couple of narrow escapes down the years but it was after i

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mean i did the fall of mubarak and and this was after um fall of mubarak this happened right um

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and then from there i went on to and i'd already done afghanistan and iraq uh

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but from there i went Syria.

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and had two or three narrowish escapes.

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And I think if it hadn't been for Mickey, I might have kept chancing it. Going, yeah.

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It really had a profound effect on

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me. Yeah. In fact, I've known about 12 colleagues that have been killed.

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Mickey was a friend and two or three others I was friendly with.

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But also, I know Mickey's widow and the effect it had on her.

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and his children and uh you know i was aware that you know i i have my own responsibilities yeah and

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You you probably felt you had the nine lives you know you don't want to push it yeah.

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Yeah and i think you have to listen

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I wanted to change tacks a little bit tim um and then we're going to end with

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a really light fun lightning round just about your writing process um how do

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you research your books how do you write do you have a system are you the type

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that writes from 5 a.m until 12 uh i mean how do you do this.

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Because you switched

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Careers in effect didn't you you've changed careers.

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Yeah yeah i'll tell you what i found hard to get used to given that

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it's 20 to the hour we're finishing this piece editing it it's quarter to the

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hour oh my god it's 10 minutes to the hour wow we make it with a minute to go

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get it on there it's lead story to what do you mean you're publishing it next

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year that was very hard yeah

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Yeah yeah yeah.

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Um so i wish i was uh dh lawrence or um

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Hemingway but i'm not um it's a formula so the formula once you've got your

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title that's a big start and then most important than anything structure

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these are the things i want to write about let's say there's 15 of them

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what order do i want to write them what order would they make sense

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now i've got my chapters bang bang bang bang bang

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great once i've got title and structure it's almost it's not the hardest thing

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because the hardest thing is a year of bloody doing that typing away yeah but

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without that i think you're all over the place and everything can be finessed

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and moved around but once you've

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got your structure and then let's say you're gonna write 80 000 words

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all of them most of them your own and this

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isn't plagiarism you then begin to

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research and let's say you download 15 papers from russi the military think

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tank here chatham house diplomatic think tank council of foreign relations uh

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the egyptians report on the sinai whatever it is

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and then newspaper articles and then history and then you do your interviews and I transcribe them.

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I have now got a million words. I need 80,000.

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That's the hardest part actually, isn't it? Yes. Narrowing it down.

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Then I start going through them. That's actually quite easy.

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I've got the delete button going, oh, hang on, this bit's important.

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So now I've got 400,000 words.

445
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Where do they go? Right, this whole block goes in that. So now I've got 10 folders open.

446
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,780
And are you doing this bit all alone, or are you working with an editor at this stage?

447
00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:50,920
In the first instance, completely on my own. You're on your own, of course.

448
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:55,420
I've never, ever used researchers.

449
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:00,020
I mean, when I was at Sky, sometimes when I was presenting, one of the jobs,

450
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:06,780
and it's a good job, and I understand it for researchers, is they present you with an A4 on subject X.

451
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,460
i it's not i didn't trust them it's just that i always wanted

452
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:15,160
to go through the same research and pick out

453
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,000
what i think this is the important bit so

454
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,940
i always used to do my own if i'm researching i find a oh

455
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:24,900
moment if i oh that's

456
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:28,220
going in yeah for sure i mean it could be little things

457
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:33,080
forgive me but the uh when when i i mean it's obvious really but i hadn't thought

458
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,820
about it when i was doing my book about space the future of geography and when

459
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:42,300
i read that the astronauts had left all their human waste behind in little plastic

460
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:47,200
bags on the moon that's going in that's

461
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,280
Brilliant of course.

462
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,440
Because that's the sort

463
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,020
Of nugget the reader's going to remember.

464
00:33:52,020 --> 00:34:02,340
Yeah so oh moments they go in um uh and then yeah then you better start writing your first word

465
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:10,540
once i've done a chapter it gets sent off to um a brilliant editor at elliott

466
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,560
and thompson books jenny uh who is

467
00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:19,190
Takes out the worst of my jokes. And I do put jokes in serious books.

468
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,010
I like your jokes. I think they're sweet.

469
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,650
They usually also say something about...

470
00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:24,230
Yeah, yeah.

471
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:32,130
But what she's brilliant at is saying, those two paragraphs there on page seven

472
00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:34,870
fit much better on page 13.

473
00:34:35,070 --> 00:34:37,910
I can't do that. I can't see it.

474
00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:40,750
No. She sees it. But that's normal because you're in the weeds.

475
00:34:40,990 --> 00:34:43,850
She's got the bird's eye view. Yeah. That's very normal.

476
00:34:43,930 --> 00:34:47,890
And there's a little bit of back and forth, But I would say 10 times out of

477
00:34:47,890 --> 00:34:52,570
10, she gets her, no, 9 times out of 10, she gets her way, because 9 times out of 10, she's right.

478
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:57,130
And what's next for you, Tim? What are you looking at next? What's the next project?

479
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:58,810
I couldn't possibly comment.

480
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:05,750
When are we going to have a follow-up then? Is it in a year so that we can talk about it?

481
00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:12,410
I've spent a whole year now since I finished the 10th anniversary edition of

482
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:17,650
Business of Geography, yeah which took me more than a year to to write because it's a completely

483
00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:23,690
you know bang up to date for the last decade i spent a whole year actually every day thinking

484
00:35:25,150 --> 00:35:28,530
i want to write this and then in the afternoon thinking i don't want to write

485
00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:32,110
another book and the next day in the morning think i don't want to write another

486
00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:34,630
in the afternoon i need to write this it's

487
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:36,450
Niggling at you there's something niggling at you.

488
00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:38,330
I'm still there but

489
00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:45,610
I'm moving towards pretty soon, I think, sitting down and assembling a million words.

490
00:35:46,550 --> 00:35:49,410
Yeah, another million. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's how it is,

491
00:35:49,490 --> 00:35:53,270
isn't it? You have an idea, you put it on the shelf, you take it back down, you try it out.

492
00:35:53,290 --> 00:35:54,130
But why am I doing it?

493
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,710
I don't know. Why are you doing it?

494
00:35:56,990 --> 00:36:00,870
I'm not wealthy. I've not got a yacht, but I don't really need the money.

495
00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:05,470
I've got an awful lot to occupy. I go to every single League United game.

496
00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:11,030
That's 40 games a season all over the country yeah yeah but um when you're

497
00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:16,070
A curious person tim you're curious and intelligent it doesn't just switch off because you think.

498
00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:21,530
I've got a sub stack i'm building i do some media work i do some talks in the

499
00:36:21,530 --> 00:36:23,150
city of london you know i'm

500
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:26,150
So why put myself through it?

501
00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:29,330
You like to write. A substack isn't the same.

502
00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:35,450
Well, I dislike writing. But when I write a sentence, I think,

503
00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:37,410
oh, that was good, which isn't very often.

504
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:42,030
It's kind of, yeah, I think, oh, that was good. Yeah.

505
00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:46,810
It's tickling something in you, isn't it? Obviously. Yeah.

506
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:50,170
The Russians roll down Main Street and back onto the world stage.

507
00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,630
You know, yeah, I want to write.

508
00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:55,610
You're chasing more of those sentences, aren't you, Tim?

509
00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:59,270
Well, I came up with one for the Sunday Times. I did a big page article for

510
00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,970
them a couple of weeks ago, and it was about the raid in Venezuela.

511
00:37:02,530 --> 00:37:06,610
And I deliberately got into the beginning of it, gunboat diplomacy,

512
00:37:06,890 --> 00:37:09,590
how we used to act in the 19th, 18th century.

513
00:37:09,950 --> 00:37:13,770
And I ended it with Delta Force diplomacy.

514
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,110
Nice. Which I'm very proud of.

515
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,070
Well, you should be. And it's almost as if you structured the whole article

516
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,810
just for that beginning and end, right?

517
00:37:20,810 --> 00:37:26,410
Well, once I thought of Delta Force Diplomacy, it was only then I went back

518
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,970
and inserted gunboat diplomacy to make it sort of explicable.

519
00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:34,590
Now, I copyright that. Okay, anyone listening, don't you be using it.

520
00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:39,010
We'll use it at the top of this interview. We're going to end,

521
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,930
Tim, with a very quick lightning round. I don't want you to overthink it.

522
00:37:43,050 --> 00:37:46,630
I just want you to say what comes to mind immediately.

523
00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:49,010
What is your most used emoji?

524
00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:57,530
I don't use emojis. At all? If I had to, the smiley one to say, I'm only joking.

525
00:37:57,830 --> 00:38:01,490
If you had 25 hours in a day, how would you spend the extra hour?

526
00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:02,370
Sleeping.

527
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:08,450
Actually, that's not true. Nah, sleeping. Sleeping.

528
00:38:08,630 --> 00:38:12,230
Sleeping. Is there a country that you haven't visited you're dying to visit?

529
00:38:12,850 --> 00:38:16,370
Yeah. It's a very long story. I won't tell it. I was on my way.

530
00:38:17,590 --> 00:38:20,510
A colleague kiboshed it. North Korea.

531
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:25,590
That is interesting. Okay. If you were to choose another profession, what would you choose?

532
00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:30,750
I am so lucky. I got to do what I wanted to do when I was a kid,

533
00:38:30,890 --> 00:38:32,230
but never thought I would.

534
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:38,490
I think I could have made a reasonable teacher, but it never appealed.

535
00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:40,170
I see that. I'm not on the radar.

536
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:49,750
This might reveal a lot about me. I quite fancied being an actor, but maybe I was.

537
00:38:50,390 --> 00:38:54,590
Do you know what could tick each of those boxes is if you do a YouTube channel

538
00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:58,550
and explain in a fun way your books?

539
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,430
I have actually thought of that. It's just too much work.

540
00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:03,050
What's your favorite activity?

541
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:07,570
I was going to say watching football, but it's quite painful at times. Um...

542
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:11,790
Cooking.

543
00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:13,270
Yeah? Would you like to cook?

544
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:17,270
I'm not particularly good, but I do a very good British Sunday roast chicken.

545
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:17,830
Sunday roast.

546
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:19,910
I'm working on my roast potatoes.

547
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:20,650
Good.

548
00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:25,190
That's hard, actually. The whole alchemy for those. Yeah, cooking.

549
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,330
No, I mean, I only have one hobby, really, and it is football.

550
00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:33,590
It's football. Like I said, I go home and away. I watch three or four games

551
00:39:33,590 --> 00:39:36,110
a week. Yeah. I used to play quite badly.

552
00:39:37,550 --> 00:39:41,090
So, football is an abiding passion through my life.

553
00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:42,970
What's your least favorite activity?

554
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:46,490
Oh, God. Sorry, I know you said don't overthink it.

555
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:52,030
I don't mind driving. I don't mind DIY, although I'm rubbish at it.

556
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,270
Admin, taxes.

557
00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:59,090
Yeah, I'm not very good at admin. Pretty soul-crushing, isn't it? I'm not very organized.

558
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:03,190
Okay. I do not enjoy it and put it off.

559
00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:09,770
Last two. I'm going to read the beginning of a sentence and you just end it. I have a hard time.

560
00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:15,330
Understanding. There is an instinctive understanding that can come easily,

561
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:19,990
but you better be right and to be confident. That's hard.

562
00:40:20,230 --> 00:40:23,730
When you think about that, what do you mean by understanding?

563
00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:25,130
Like, understanding what?

564
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:28,130
Human nature. Geopolitics.

565
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:35,710
Is there a god? To which the last one I think is probably, almost certainly.

566
00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:37,830
Just don't know what she looks like.

567
00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:40,710
See what I did there?

568
00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:43,390
I did see that one. I like that.

569
00:40:44,170 --> 00:40:47,250
There's one ray of light. Comes through a stained glass window, right?

570
00:40:47,930 --> 00:40:51,450
There's seven colors on the other side. I don't care what color you like.

571
00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:54,790
It's fine. I like this color. You like that color. It's good.

572
00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:58,690
Nice. Last one. I get joy from?

573
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:05,910
Leeds United winning goals you won't believe it what we do when that winning goal goes

574
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:06,870
In you hug.

575
00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:10,850
Strange men you've never met it's weird.