Fire the Canon

Enjoy a new Beowulf-themed song by the Fire the Canon House Band!

LYRICS:

I come in the night and deliver the pain

Mankind’s-enemy descended from Cain

The twilight spoiler, and Grendel’s my name

They set up camp and planned to stay

Oh there was a man-price they’d have to pay:

But then I met a man who changed my ways

I had come

In the night

For a bite

Oh you might

Call that naughty

Then I saw

In the hall

30 men

In one small

Human body

Oh Wolf-Bee

Bring me some of that sweet honey

Come and give me some of your lovin’ sting

Oh babe, you disarm me

Don’t wanna end up in my doggie bag

Son of a savage* certified tarn-hag

Some say I’m misunderstood, but you know I’m bad

Steely skin and blood that boils

Strike me with steel and feel the recoil

But I melted when you stepped on that Danish soil

Oh it took

You twelve years

To appear

But now we’re

Arm in arm

I would die

If my mo-

Ther found out

That I fell

For your charm

Oh Wolf-Bee

Bring me some of that sweet honey

Come and give me some of your lovin’ sting

Oh babe, you disarm me

Oh Wolf-Bee

Bring me some of that sweet...

Oh don’t hurt me baaaby

Oh wolfy, you disarm me

Show Notes

Enjoy a new Beowulf-themed song by the Fire the Canon House Band!

LYRICS:

I come in the night and deliver the pain

Mankind’s-enemy descended from Cain

The twilight spoiler, and Grendel’s my name

They set up camp and planned to stay

Oh there was a man-price they’d have to pay:

But then I met a man who changed my ways

I had come

In the night

For a bite

Oh you might

Call that naughty

Then I saw

In the hall

30 men

In one small

Human body

Oh Wolf-Bee

Bring me some of that sweet honey

Come and give me some of your lovin’ sting

Oh babe, you disarm me

Don’t wanna end up in my doggie bag

Son of a savage* certified tarn-hag

Some say I’m misunderstood, but you know I’m bad

Steely skin and blood that boils

Strike me with steel and feel the recoil

But I melted when you stepped on that Danish soil

Oh it took

You twelve years

To appear

But now we’re

Arm in arm

I would die

If my mo-

Ther found out

That I fell

For your charm

Oh Wolf-Bee

Bring me some of that sweet honey

Come and give me some of your lovin’ sting

Oh babe, you disarm me

Oh Wolf-Bee

Bring me some of that sweet...

Oh don’t hurt me baaaby

Oh wolfy, you disarm me

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