The Dirty Pour

Before the mead, turkey legs, and questionable Renaissance Faire decisions, there was the getting-ready process.
In this special Dirty Pour bonus episode, Bri takes you behind the scenes as she attempts to transform herself into a fairy for her very first Renaissance Faire. With zero makeup expertise, plenty of sarcasm, and a Celtic-themed weekend inspired by Wicked Altar, things go exactly as you'd expect.
Join Bri as she talks through fairy makeup disasters, costume planning, Renaissance Faire excitement, and why confidence is sometimes more important than knowing what you're doing. Plus, hear how Wicked Altar influenced their Celtic Weekend theme, what Allison is wearing, and why sparkles are always the answer.
If you've ever watched a makeup tutorial and thought, "I have no idea what I'm doing either," this episode is for you.
Check out the final costumes and Renaissance Faire photos on the Dirty Pour Instagram.
Chapters
00:00 – Welcome to Renaissance Faire Day
00:42 – Fairy vs. Assassin: Choosing the Costumes
01:58 – A Very Unqualified Makeup Tutorial Begins
04:08 – Why Celtic Weekend Inspired This Adventure
04:44 – How Wicked Altar Inspired the Theme
06:00 – Green Eyeshadow & Trusting the Process
06:41 – Makeup Mishaps, Sparkles & Fairy Logic
08:22 – Eyeliner Anxiety & Dark Fairy Energy
09:10 – Contour, Foundation & Controlled Chaos
09:46 – Falling Asleep to YouTube Explained
10:31 – The Science of "Learning by Osmosis"
12:18 – Blush, Sparkles & Mystical Land Rules
13:52 – Final Touches Before the Faire
14:46 – The Final Reveal & Where to See the Costumes
Bonus Episode
Join Bri for a behind-the-scenes Dirty Pour bonus as she gets ready for her first Renaissance Faire, embraces her inner fairy, and proves that sometimes the best adventures start with a little creativity, a lot of sparkles, and absolutely no clue what you're doing.

What is The Dirty Pour?

Welcome to The Dirty Pour Podcast! Where smutty romance meets expertly crafted cocktails. Hosted by Allison and Brianna, each episode explores messy, addictive love stories paired with drinks inspired by the books’ vibe, characters, and drama. With humor, honesty, and a little chaos, we dive into all the tension, twists, and unforgettable moments.

Pour a drink, grab your latest read, and get a little dirty with us!