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ladies and gentlemen

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hey everybody Welcome to smut Club where

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we talk about the pressure of clapping

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I hated that yep I'm Hannah and I'm I'm

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Chelsea I'm sorry

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so we're starting off really strong we

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are and to be totally honest

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that's probably the energy we need to

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bring to this book review today

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I meant to tell you before we started

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please ask any questions that you have

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because my outline doesn't make sense

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because the book doesn't make sense but

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maybe

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through your questions we can maybe we

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can make sense of it okay so my job here

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is really to help you process this book

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yes to being a cohesive yes unit of art

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yeah yeah no pressure so this is a soul

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to keep by opal rain

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it is a monster Romance

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okay all right so in this like

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universe that we are in

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there are demons

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that eat people and

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this girl Raya lives in a village and

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they all believe that she's cursed

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because her whole family was killed by

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demons but she somehow survived

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so instead of being like Oh my gosh

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we're so glad that you're okay they were

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like cursed so it's like a reverse Harry

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Potter

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yes like when he survived he's the

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chosen one and when she survives she's

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cursed and if that's not modern day

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misogyny I don't know what it is

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precisely

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so there are there's this other kind of

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like demon hybrid thing called a dusk

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dust or dusk dusk okay like like the Sun

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is setting it is now it's dusk it is

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dusk with a hard k sorry about the hard

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K I just really wanted to make sure to

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just spit a little

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you're welcome

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so there are dusk dusk Walkers

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um that are some kind of like demon

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hybrid thing and one of them

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every 10 years goes to he has this

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rotation of villages okay so he goes to

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a different village and gets a a bride

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and then cast a protection spell on the

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village to protect them from other

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demons

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my my mic just wobbled I didn't even

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touch it you didn't Hannah can attest

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the fact that I did not touch it I can't

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apparently this is just where this mic

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has wanted to live

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I moved it up my husband moved it down I

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moved it up it moved on on its own so

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this is where this mic lives now

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and that's okay it is okay well that's

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nice of him to cast a protective

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but where what happens to the wives

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great question no answer

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every 10 years he shows up at a

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different village and gets a new bride

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and there are all these like urban

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legends essentially about where the

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bride what happened to the other Brides

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but Raya has been voluntold by the

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village that she's gonna be the bride

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this time

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and she's like honestly I don't want to

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do that but also I don't really want to

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live here because it's sort of like a

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full Amish shun like they don't

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acknowledge her existence and if they do

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they just throw things at her or like

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you know like they make it really

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difficult for her to live yeah she's

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like I mean

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choosing the best of two bad options is

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really where she's at right being a

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monster bride could ultimately be be a

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better life she's like well maybe I'll

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just go with him and then run later and

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start over in a different place where

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nobody knows that I'm like cursed or

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whatever maybe it'll be a really nice

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like Sister Wives situation and she'll

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become besties with all of the other

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Brides that could be but that's not what

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it he he shows up it's a whole thing

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um he so it goes back and forth between

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her perspective and his okay so

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she uh

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nobody has ever like she's like 26 I

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think and nobody's ever really touched

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her or interacted with her like in any

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way since her family died and so she is

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resentful understandably she's pretty

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angry but apparently demons can smell

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fear

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name is Orpheus

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when Orpheus shows up he's like she

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doesn't smell like fear that's really

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weird

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um because fear makes him hungry and he

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eats people

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this is gonna be a weird question is

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that the same as being sexually

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attracted to them or fear just makes him

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hungry and then he eats so it's not like

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a weird situation where it's like that

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he gets like horny based on the fear he

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just gets hungry he just gets hungry

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okay and like flies into a rage and just

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starts eating people

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well so this is actually a best case

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scenario right we love this we do and

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he's like well okay I guess she's coming

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with me that sounds good so he cast the

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protection spell he has like an

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Antelope skull for a head

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okay and he doesn't have eyeballs who

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needs him he has orbs that glow

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different colors based on his mood his

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like standard is like a light blue color

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glowing orb does she have a color key to

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his mood ring eyes she does not she will

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eventually start to piece it together

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got it um so he's like super tall he's

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wearing human clothing human type

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clothing and she's like

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I guess we're doing this and he's like

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come along and just like starts walking

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through the woods and she's trying to

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keep up with him and really can't

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um because she's in like a wedding dress

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and little slippers in the snow trying

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to like run to keep up with him

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the The Village put her in a wedding

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dress

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to present her to him

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thank you you could see it on my face I

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could yeah you're like

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like they were like hey this monster bro

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is going to show up any day now so

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here's a wedding dress to just really

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signify that

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you're the one you're the one yeah okay

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options too because they were like he

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might not want the cursed one she's

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cursed after all and he was like no I

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want that one so it was a whole thing

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that I didn't feel the need to go into

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detail for but you know that's fair so

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his whole thing though is that the bride

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has to be willing they cannot be coerced

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and so he's like asking like are you

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willing before he takes her and she's

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like yup sure am I'm totally willing The

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Village leader is behind her like giving

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her like this stink eye like don't [ __ ]

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this up for us

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um and so in orpheus's perspective he

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just wants companionship he's just super

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lonely he's been alive for hundreds of

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years and he's just like I just I just

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want somebody to come hang out with me

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like that's literally it

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but all of his his offerings in the past

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because he's had both male and female

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Brides offerings whatever

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they will either try to run from him and

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get really scared and then he eats them

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or which he feels super bad about he's

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a very weird juxtaposition because he

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has the most like cinnamon roll energy

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ever but he eats people and so it's a

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very difficult thing to get around but

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he feels really bad that he's eating all

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these people right so

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um or they try to run from him and he

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has a home that has all this protection

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around it they get outside the

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protection and then other demons will

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eat them and it like really upsets him

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every single time

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so he's like I may not so he hasn't

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wanted to have to replace no bestie

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bride no

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um and so he's like you know

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doing this because this is really

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[ __ ] depressing like

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I'm just gonna keep doing it and here we

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are here's Raya let's let's go I guess

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she keeps falling trying to run to keep

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up with him and eventually he just like

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like Scoops her up with one arm and like

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covers her with his cloak

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to like keep her warm and she's like

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well that's kind of nice and like falls

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asleep because he's like rocking her

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essentially while he's walking she falls

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asleep a little bit

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um she wakes up it felt really safe well

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apparently we're really tired it had

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been a long day

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um so she wakes up at one point because

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he starts like snarling she's like the

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[ __ ] is that these demon Hunters show up

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and they're like finally we're gonna

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kill the dusk Walker and he is

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cursed apparently when he gets injured

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he will also fly into a rage so they

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shot him with an arrow or something and

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he lost his [ __ ] mind and

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um one of the she's like oh awesome like

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can you take me to a new Village she's

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like demon Hunters don't seem so bad

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let's go and one of them is like your

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bait [ __ ] shut up and she's like nope I

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didn't like that like that's not how I

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thought this was gonna go so Orpheus

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eats all of them

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and she starts running from him and then

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she remembers that earlier he had said

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something about he likes the chase like

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or whatever so she's like what would

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happen if I just stop

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so she does she just stops and he like

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tackles her his eyes are bright red

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and he opens his his Jaws his antelope

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jaws and basically puts her entire head

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in his mouth and she just starts

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laughing

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and he licks her face

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and he's like you don't taste like food

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she's like

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I'm glad

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yeah I mean how do you how are you

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supposed to take that I don't know man

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you've been told that you're food yeah

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and then he's like ew well it wasn't you

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it was just like a huh you don't taste

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like food he didn't seem disgusted he

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just was like I don't want to eat you

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I stand by my ill because quite frankly

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if I am about to Chow Down on someone

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and then I go oh that's not food ew

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it's really more how I had that in my

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head I'm comfortable with that we could

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stick with it

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um so after all of this

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um

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he

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uh he picks her back up they walk they

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go to What's called the veil which is

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where all the demons live so they get to

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the veil and he's like you need to be

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silent because if any of the Demons know

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there's a human they're gonna come at

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you so be silent don't move she's

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covered by his cloak

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and he's like none of them are going to

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approach because they're terrified of me

302
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because I will [ __ ] a demon up no

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problem because he's basically

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indestructible because she had been all

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worried about well you got shot with

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arrows like Let Me patch you up and he

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was like well that's super cute that she

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wants to patch me up I'm I promise I'm

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fine but it did nothing yeah

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um apparently they heal within 24 hours

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so whatever injury a dust Walker has

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pretty much of any kind will heal

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automatically even if you cut their head

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off their body will grow back in 24

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hours so how do you kill one

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by cracking their skull we will

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eventually learn that that's the only

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way sorry to it's a crush a skull to

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take that from future you it's okay it

320
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doesn't it's not a big reveal you know

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so

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um

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he's like it's endearing to him that she

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wants to take care of him so he's like

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well that's really sweet

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um but he they get back to his home and

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she's thinking he's gonna bring her back

328
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to a cave or something but he has a

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really cute little cottage

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and she's like oh oh

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there's like a vegetable garden oh

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there's like

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furniture and a hearth for her to cook

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on so I am a little you said that it

335
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wouldn't make sense

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I'm tracking and he seems so endearing

337
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he is really endearing and honestly

338
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maybe it's that

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okay total honesty I did not want to

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outline this book like deep within my

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soul I didn't want to do it so take a

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sip of alcohol I will I will do that

343
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thank you for take an alcohol thank you

344
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for inviting me to do you've been

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talking so much you haven't had a chance

346
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so

347
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I looked everywhere I could think of to

348
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find an outline for this so I didn't

349
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have to do it

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because

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we'll get to the part that I really

352
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:34,560
didn't want to deal with but I was like

353
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I'm just I looked on Reddit I was

354
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Googling all kinds of [ __ ] couldn't find

355
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anything I downloaded nor no less than

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four

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[ __ ] AI Bots

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to outline it everything I've like just

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wanted to see if you're at GPT could

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like outline a book for me

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it'll say it's the title and author and

362
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it is always the wrong book correct yeah

363
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so I was deeply disappointed by that but

364
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most okay

365
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I should take it back the story does

366
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largely make sense it's the details of

367
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it that are like

368
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um okay uh

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I actually really liked the story it was

370
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just some of the details were like why

371
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did we

372
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we made a choice but why was that the

373
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choice we made I see you know yeah so

374
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she gets to the house

375
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he has all these like little Trinkets

376
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and stuff hanging up and like Circles of

377
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stuff on the ground and it's all

378
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protection for for the home from the

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demons

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um and

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um

382
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she's like super confused that he has a

383
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house so she's like what the hell is

384
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,620
this and he's like oh

385
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I had a companion about 200 years ago

386
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and she wanted a home and so I built it

387
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for her and she's like oh what happened

388
00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:00,060
to her and he's just like she's gone I

389
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ate her

390
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no it's worse

391
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holy [ __ ] it's worse

392
00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:09,720
to me I think it's worse was worse for

393
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,500
Orpheus but

394
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um

395
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so

396
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um he's very particular with her like do

397
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:19,079
not go outside these boundaries like

398
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:21,959
don't touch the little like charms and

399
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:23,400
stuff don't do anything like just stay

400
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:26,760
safe

401
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:28,500
um but he's like obviously she's not

402
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,600
scared of me but she doesn't like me

403
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:32,580
either like I don't think that she's

404
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,419
gonna stick around

405
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:36,780
um

406
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:39,660
so she tries to run she doesn't make it

407
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:40,400
far because demons

408
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:44,760
um

409
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:50,539
he gets her into the house and

410
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:50,539
um he fills up a bathtub with his blood

411
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:57,120
I see the pivot okay

412
00:17:54,360 --> 00:18:01,919
yeah no keep going

413
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:05,220
so he he like she describes he like cuts

414
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:07,380
his wrist and like starts bleeding over

415
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:11,460
the tub and does some weird chant thing

416
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:13,260
and then the tub fills with water

417
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:15,900
because he's Magic

418
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:18,660
and he's like you can't drink this

419
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:21,419
but you can bathe in it

420
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:24,480
and she's like okay well I'll take he he

421
00:18:21,419 --> 00:18:26,960
pulled a reverse Jesus

422
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:32,400
I guess but it wasn't wine it was blood

423
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:34,700
right yeah a reverse Jesus with a

424
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,620
different liquid

425
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:40,080
yes correct yeah

426
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:42,840
don't drink this water though it is of

427
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:45,780
my body don't drink it this really

428
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:48,000
brings us back to that what would ill

429
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:49,740
what would your communion yeah what

430
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,480
would your communion be if you were a

431
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:53,400
deity

432
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,380
oh

433
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,480
so

434
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:58,860
she's like okay well thank you like I'm

435
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,720
really excited to take a bath and he's

436
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:03,000
like no you don't understand I have to

437
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:05,160
bathe you and she's like no I don't

438
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,080
think we're doing that like thank you so

439
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:10,020
much for offering but I can bathe myself

440
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:13,080
he's like no you don't understand you

441
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:15,419
have human smell all over you demons are

442
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:19,140
gonna be like beating down the door

443
00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:21,900
essentially I have to do a spell over

444
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:24,440
you while I bathe you to hide your scent

445
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:26,100
and she's like

446
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:28,679
no

447
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,299
I'm not doing that and he's like super

448
00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:32,280
adamant about it so eventually she gives

449
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:34,980
in he leaves his gloves on the whole

450
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,720
time he's super respectful she's like

451
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:38,580
this is the weirdest [ __ ] thing that

452
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:41,100
has ever happened to me and I don't like

453
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:43,320
it this is the weirdest

454
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:47,419
she's had a lot of things happen to her

455
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:47,419
and not saying that when it's normal

456
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,720
it's more she's like waiting for him to

457
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:54,120
do something like she's waiting for him

458
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:56,340
to like eat her or touch her in a way

459
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:58,559
she doesn't want or something and he's

460
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:59,580
just really sweet the whole time yeah

461
00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:01,740
like

462
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:04,799
it could pivot but at present I feel

463
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:06,780
like I'm [ __ ] with Orpheus yes I do

464
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:09,059
[ __ ] with work he is actually super

465
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:10,620
duper sweet he's like out here trying

466
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:12,980
his best and wants to be seen and known

467
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:17,059
in love like

468
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:19,440
all beings do right not humans

469
00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:20,940
like all beings they just want to be

470
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,200
seen and known and loved yeah like

471
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:26,760
Brandon

472
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:29,340
us my sweet dog precious boy I was a

473
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:31,980
couple drinks in I'm about a week or two

474
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:33,600
ago and started crying to fans about how

475
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:37,140
much I love our cat

476
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:40,880
and then I was like Vance he's the

477
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,880
longest relationship of my life

478
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:49,140
which is true yeah because I've had

479
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,460
Craig just turned nine earlier this

480
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:53,460
month and I've had him since he was a

481
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:55,679
kitten so yeah I'm like

482
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:57,600
he's the longest relationship of my life

483
00:20:55,679 --> 00:21:01,140
and Vance was like don't you love

484
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:03,480
Brandon and Craig equally and I'm like

485
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:06,059
almost equally yes I was like but

486
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:08,460
there's like a point zero zero zero zero

487
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:10,260
one percent that like Craig edges out

488
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:14,460
just because like

489
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:16,200
he was like he was my cat before I had

490
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:18,780
Brandon you know what I mean yeah he's

491
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:20,460
the ride or die I get it yes Craig is my

492
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:23,280
little red or die literally he rides

493
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:25,559
around on my shoulder and it happened

494
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:29,039
again we were in another work meeting

495
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:30,780
like a really serious like

496
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:34,260
all of the higher ups like our chief

497
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:37,380
medical officer everyone is on this link

498
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:40,100
[ __ ] Craig pops up on my shoulder and

499
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:45,480
even our chief medical officer oh a cat

500
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:47,840
okay like yep yep this is Craig yeah

501
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,580
um but no I

502
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:52,500
bran although like Craig is my red or

503
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:54,480
die I do feel like Brandon wants to be

504
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:57,600
seen and known and loved more than Greg

505
00:21:54,480 --> 00:22:00,299
once that is accurate just when he leans

506
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,919
on me it makes me feel really special it

507
00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:03,360
makes me feel seen and he does that

508
00:22:01,919 --> 00:22:06,720
little thing where he like rests his

509
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,919
like he nuzzles with his chin yeah which

510
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,720
is really saying something because he's

511
00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:12,260
a pug so he doesn't have a lot of chin

512
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:15,900
or job I have to work with

513
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:17,400
he is using what he has and we can

514
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:19,919
appreciate that he just does this little

515
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,480
like chin rest over like he'll do it on

516
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:23,120
the couch on your shin when he's sitting

517
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,820
between your legs and it's just

518
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:28,679
the purest moment my pit bull does that

519
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,659
she'll like come over and lay her head

520
00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:33,360
on my shoulder and I'm just like yep

521
00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:35,880
I'll die for you absolutely yep yeah

522
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:37,559
yeah well also when I had those few

523
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,900
drinks and I was telling Vance about how

524
00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:42,720
obsessed I was with my cat

525
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:45,780
not a YouTuber

526
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,460
um she is hairless hey hey is hairless

527
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:49,559
his name is Greg

528
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:52,140
my husband just walked into the room as

529
00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:53,659
I made that too

530
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:57,000
um

531
00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:58,799
my husband was like so I know you really

532
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,600
love Brandon and Craig but just to be

533
00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:04,640
clear should there ever be an emergency

534
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:07,500
you will say Ford first right I was like

535
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,299
yes honey I'm not a monster I'm going to

536
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:11,880
save my human child

537
00:23:09,299 --> 00:23:13,679
before I saved my cat I was like however

538
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,659
in a perfect world

539
00:23:13,679 --> 00:23:18,539
I'm a superhero and can save all three

540
00:23:15,659 --> 00:23:19,919
in a perfect world Vance would be paying

541
00:23:18,539 --> 00:23:21,900
enough attention that he could get the

542
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:24,780
kid and you can get the cat

543
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:26,880
right and like we will both be present

544
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:29,220
and we can help each other out if it is

545
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:32,400
just on me

546
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:33,659
My Hope Is I can save all three yeah

547
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,400
absolutely

548
00:23:33,659 --> 00:23:37,200
but Vance was like okay I just needed to

549
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,940
like make sure he's like I just needed

550
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,440
it he goes I just needed to hear the

551
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:44,280
words from your mouth that you would

552
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:46,799
save forward first I'm like

553
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,419
what do you think of me I was just like

554
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:49,919
what he's like you're a great mom what

555
00:23:48,419 --> 00:23:51,600
are you talking about I was like did you

556
00:23:49,919 --> 00:23:53,220
actually think it needed to be said he's

557
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,960
like Chelsea I don't think you

558
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:56,900
understand how emphatically you were

559
00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,120
talking about

560
00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:03,780
I understand yeah I do you feel the same

561
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:05,880
about your pets I do I do Fred

562
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:08,220
is absolutely the best thing that's ever

563
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:12,179
happened to anybody ever and so that's

564
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:15,240
that's that yeah Fred I know precious

565
00:24:12,179 --> 00:24:18,000
how are Fred's meds doing lately Fred's

566
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:20,179
meds are good Fred's meds are good she

567
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:23,159
still smells like bacon bits

568
00:24:20,179 --> 00:24:26,820
and she's just living her best life she

569
00:24:23,159 --> 00:24:29,700
fell off of the windowsill into our

570
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:32,280
bathtub in our master bathroom

571
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:33,720
so now we don't really have a tub in our

572
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,360
master bathroom anymore because my

573
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:39,299
husband filled it with blankets and an

574
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:41,100
old egg crate and pillows so that when

575
00:24:39,299 --> 00:24:45,059
she falls because she's a little bit

576
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:46,919
high on phenobarb and Gabapentin when

577
00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:49,400
she falls she will have a cushioned

578
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,400
Landing

579
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,000
[Music]

580
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:56,100
I know also I would like to go back

581
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,740
really fast to the hairless cat joke I

582
00:24:56,100 --> 00:25:01,559
made because I would like to be very

583
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:06,419
clear that that is Craig's breed type

584
00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:07,080
he's like Devin Rex I do not shave him

585
00:25:06,419 --> 00:25:09,000
um

586
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,919
you didn't try out one of those at home

587
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,799
laser treatments on him

588
00:25:10,919 --> 00:25:15,480
no although my parents do buy me one of

589
00:25:13,799 --> 00:25:17,039
those every like couple of years for

590
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,720
Christmas

591
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:20,220
and by every couple years it may be like

592
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,260
once a decade but they've definitely

593
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:24,020
bought me two different more than one

594
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:26,039
foam laser everything

595
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:28,080
first I remember they bought me the

596
00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:29,940
first one over a decade ago I was in

597
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:34,260
grad school

598
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:36,960
but I remember it because it just it

599
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:39,840
singed your hair with the leather and my

600
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:42,720
roommate came in and she's like why does

601
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,860
our apartment wreak a burned hair and

602
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:47,039
I'm like

603
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:49,980
I don't know I'm so sorry I did it

604
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:51,840
I didn't know that was gonna happen we

605
00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:54,720
couldn't get the smell out for like a

606
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,220
week I was like I'm so sorry Lauren I

607
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,840
had no idea that is a really bad smell

608
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:59,640
yeah yeah

609
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,320
and they bought me another one I think

610
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,000
in the last year or two and then by the

611
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,980
time I was like maybe I'll try this I

612
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,159
was pregnant and it was like the box was

613
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:12,360
like we cannot State clearly enough do

614
00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:14,039
not use this if you are with child huh

615
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:16,320
I was like I have some questions about

616
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:18,120
if I should be using it without child

617
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,640
right

618
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,440
I'm saying

619
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:26,100
I'm gonna google that later I have

620
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,840
questions yeah yeah I I apparently have

621
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:29,279
more questions than I realized I didn't

622
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:33,299
know I had them until this moment okay

623
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:35,120
so they're doing the bath blood to water

624
00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:39,120
bathing

625
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,120
ritual thing

626
00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:41,299
um

627
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:46,200
so

628
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,520
lots of little things happen where

629
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,620
they're like

630
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:52,620
after this where they start to get to

631
00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:53,360
know each other a little bit better

632
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:56,760
um

633
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:58,740
she he has like her own little room set

634
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:03,299
up for her

635
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:06,000
um he uh gets her she he has stuff in

636
00:27:03,299 --> 00:27:08,100
the house for her to like sew so she can

637
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,020
make some clothes for herself and like

638
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:13,020
her little garden

639
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:15,600
she said she wanted to eat in the garden

640
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:17,700
in the sunshine because it doesn't the

641
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:21,360
sun doesn't shine as often in the veil

642
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:22,679
as it does in the regular world and so

643
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,980
she's like well when the sun is out I'd

644
00:27:22,679 --> 00:27:27,900
really like to be in it you know

645
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:30,720
and he's like okay so he builds her

646
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:34,200
little table outside so she can eat in

647
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:36,059
her garden and I know like he go he

648
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,100
leaves her for a couple of days to go

649
00:27:36,059 --> 00:27:40,080
hunting and like bring food back for her

650
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:43,020
and all this stuff

651
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:46,080
um and she starts to see like different

652
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:48,900
colors in his eyes and she's starting to

653
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,880
like connect things so she asks him to

654
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:52,919
teach her how to make the charms to

655
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,200
protect the house and he's like you

656
00:27:52,919 --> 00:27:56,760
you want to learn from me like nobody's

657
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,860
ever asked that

658
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:02,159
and she's like you've been collecting

659
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:05,340
Brides for 200 years and no one has ever

660
00:28:02,159 --> 00:28:07,919
asked to learn that's dumb well

661
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:11,279
maybe if they had she wouldn't be there

662
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:15,120
because they'd be alive maybe so so they

663
00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:16,460
do all of that she makes him like

664
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,500
little

665
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:20,940
decorations for his antlers like with

666
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:23,460
some of the stuff that they're making

667
00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:25,020
charms out of and so his eyes turn like

668
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:26,700
bright yellow which apparently means

669
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:29,220
he's really happy

670
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,820
um and she's like well that's super cute

671
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,940
um

672
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:35,039
so uh

673
00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:37,260
they are getting to know each other a

674
00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:40,380
little bit more he explains he's hungry

675
00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:42,779
all the time like he's never satisfied

676
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:46,440
even after he eats

677
00:28:42,779 --> 00:28:47,880
um and like she she's really confused

678
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:51,419
about why he takes Brides in the first

679
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:54,900
place and he's like well

680
00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:57,360
the only way for me to be satisfied for

681
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,740
me to be full is for a human to give me

682
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,140
their soul

683
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:03,179
and I've I've given up on a human ever

684
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:06,360
doing that now I just would like someone

685
00:29:03,179 --> 00:29:08,520
to hang out with me like that's it

686
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,520
um and so she's really like softening

687
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:15,720
towards him will it kill the human

688
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:18,299
no the human will have eternal life

689
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:21,179
do they share the soul

690
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:23,159
so he doesn't give her any more detail

691
00:29:21,179 --> 00:29:24,480
he doesn't seem to know how it works

692
00:29:23,159 --> 00:29:26,100
this is the first time I'm annoyed with

693
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,899
you I know he doesn't seem to know how

694
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,520
it works either

695
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:31,559
um I mean to his credit no one's ever

696
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:34,080
given him their soul before so how would

697
00:29:31,559 --> 00:29:36,659
he fully know he's like do I hold it I

698
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:39,179
don't know yeah I'm like

699
00:29:36,659 --> 00:29:42,539
maybe we could strike a mutually

700
00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:44,220
beneficial deal writer right

701
00:29:42,539 --> 00:29:46,860
um but he doesn't even approach that

702
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:48,840
like he doesn't ask her he he just tells

703
00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:49,679
her the information

704
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,580
um

705
00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:54,899
so he he's continuing to protect her

706
00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:57,480
super sweet

707
00:29:54,899 --> 00:29:59,100
um the baths have to happen like either

708
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,299
once a day or once every couple of days

709
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:02,460
I don't remember

710
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:04,620
um and so they wasn't a one and done no

711
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:06,600
so they start to get more like sexy

712
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:08,640
time-ish oh

713
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,760
um where he's just lingering a little

714
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,820
bit longer and things like that and she

715
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:18,059
is excited by that she's like am I

716
00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:20,460
attracted to this Antelope headed person

717
00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:22,200
I've never seen his whole body I've

718
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:23,820
never really seen any other part of him

719
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,500
but also if she was cursed this is

720
00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:27,539
probably the first time someone has paid

721
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:31,740
a lot of attention to her Doodles and

722
00:30:27,539 --> 00:30:34,320
bits yep so I can't remember how it all

723
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:37,559
exactly happens

724
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:40,320
um but at some point she like goes into

725
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:42,360
his room and he doesn't have a bed he

726
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:48,840
has like a nest in there that he has

727
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:53,399
made and um she sees him with his [ __ ]

728
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:55,980
out and it's huge and has

729
00:30:53,399 --> 00:30:57,899
some Frills on it

730
00:30:55,980 --> 00:31:01,620
though that's the word

731
00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:03,360
not like decorations no I I was

732
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:06,779
imagining like

733
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:09,419
cilia like little hairs kind of that's

734
00:31:06,779 --> 00:31:12,240
what I imagined when it said frills

735
00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:15,179
I was thinking of the movie Office Space

736
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:17,760
with all of the Flair the flare the

737
00:31:15,179 --> 00:31:20,399
pieces of flares when you said Frills I

738
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:24,419
was thinking his dick has a lot of flair

739
00:31:20,399 --> 00:31:28,140
because it it also has tentacles so she

740
00:31:24,419 --> 00:31:29,760
so it's like wrapped in tentacles he has

741
00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:32,520
a seam

742
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:36,240
as we have seen in other of the Monster

743
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:38,520
books I have reviewed he has a seam and

744
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,899
the his dick comes out of it but it's

745
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,779
wrapped in these tentacles because

746
00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:45,840
apparently the a I'm I'm gonna stop

747
00:31:42,779 --> 00:31:48,059
doing emotions the air

748
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:50,539
I love that you just actually sat on

749
00:31:48,059 --> 00:31:50,539
your hand

750
00:31:54,679 --> 00:32:01,440
his dick doesn't like the air and so

751
00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:02,760
so the tentacles are like protecting it

752
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,919
or whatever

753
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,620
so I like wrapped around it but then she

754
00:32:04,919 --> 00:32:11,039
goes to touch it and the tentacles like

755
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:14,100
hold on to her hand and she gives him a

756
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:15,659
handy with his tentacles all up in her

757
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:18,899
[ __ ] and she's like well this is

758
00:32:15,659 --> 00:32:20,940
interesting and he fingers her at some

759
00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:24,899
point or something

760
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:27,059
does he have human fingers no

761
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:28,919
um the way you thought that was like oh

762
00:32:27,059 --> 00:32:31,500
damn no I thought we were gonna skirt

763
00:32:28,919 --> 00:32:34,380
past that one he has retractable claws

764
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:38,460
so she's like freaked out like

765
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:41,220
please don't slice me up like oh God yes

766
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:42,539
which is a valid fear

767
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:47,520
um

768
00:32:42,539 --> 00:32:49,500
and we learn that as after the sexy

769
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,000
times begin

770
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:54,539
um and they continue to get to know each

771
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:57,539
other we learned that he

772
00:32:54,539 --> 00:33:01,260
dusk all dusk Walkers are essentially

773
00:32:57,539 --> 00:33:05,940
born as Darkness like they're amorphous

774
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:08,159
little dark things and once they start

775
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:09,960
eating they take on the characteristics

776
00:33:08,159 --> 00:33:13,320
of whatever they've eaten

777
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:16,320
so the first thing he ate was an

778
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,640
antelope so that's how he got the skull

779
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:21,179
yeah

780
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:24,120
so then he she sees more of his body

781
00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:28,500
he's got like fur on it and some

782
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:32,279
feathers and some fish scales somewhere

783
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:33,899
he's like a little collage yeah so these

784
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:37,559
are all the different things he's eaten

785
00:33:33,899 --> 00:33:39,840
and then he he explains that

786
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:41,220
the first time he ate a human was

787
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,260
essentially an accident because he

788
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:46,080
didn't have any intelligence he was just

789
00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:49,440
an animal essentially so he just

790
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:52,200
happened upon a hunter in the woods ate

791
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,360
this human and started to gain knowledge

792
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,940
and empathy and emotion and

793
00:33:54,360 --> 00:34:00,240
understanding and so he continued to eat

794
00:33:56,940 --> 00:34:04,080
humans to build his intelligence and to

795
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:08,339
become more human essentially huh

796
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,960
so um you are what you eat

797
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:12,960
is how it

798
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:16,080
how it all works yeah

799
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,839
so I'm just imagining being the author

800
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:23,339
of this book and being like how do I

801
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:27,379
make you are what you eat but sexy

802
00:34:23,339 --> 00:34:27,379
but is it sexy I don't

803
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:32,339
how did you feel when reading about the

804
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,899
tentacle handy

805
00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:35,520
was there anything about it you were

806
00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:37,639
like oh this is intriguing or were you

807
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,639
like

808
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:41,599
this is something that I'm reading very

809
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:44,460
clinically

810
00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:46,460
it's more it was more like

811
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,460
um

812
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:51,060
watching a nature documentary was it

813
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,300
intriguing yes

814
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:58,500
did I have questions also yes was I into

815
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:59,460
it no I'm like okay yeah

816
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:01,680
um

817
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:03,900
so I also speaking of Nature

818
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:08,040
Documentaries oh no

819
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:09,060
why no no no I don't know because this

820
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,240
book is

821
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:15,060
it stresses me out so a long time ago

822
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:17,460
when Snoop did Pleasant at Earth

823
00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:18,839
I showed it to my father who still

824
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:20,520
thinks it's one of the funniest things

825
00:35:18,839 --> 00:35:23,839
he's ever seen

826
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:26,280
and tries like we'll just add like like

827
00:35:23,839 --> 00:35:29,099
he thought plazan at Earth was a really

828
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,680
funny title and I think maybe at least

829
00:35:29,099 --> 00:35:35,460
once whenever we see my parents he makes

830
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:37,740
some sort of like trying to like make us

831
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:41,820
like a turn of phrase or like a play off

832
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:44,339
of it but like my dad really [ __ ] with

833
00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:47,400
Santa

834
00:35:44,339 --> 00:35:50,240
and to be fair

835
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:53,400
I like it more than most major

836
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:55,619
documentaries I would agree

837
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,480
it's all about the narration and I feel

838
00:35:55,619 --> 00:36:00,359
like they're like we we got this really

839
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:03,359
Regal sounding narrator David

840
00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:05,400
Attenborough yeah I'm like cool and I'm

841
00:36:03,359 --> 00:36:06,720
just gonna doze off while I walk like

842
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,240
yeah

843
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:12,540
but when Snoop does it I'm like I'm

844
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:15,119
invested I'm engaged all the way yes yes

845
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:17,280
absolutely yeah so if you haven't

846
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:19,500
watched planet Earth

847
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,760
maybe not 10 out of 10 would recommend

848
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:23,339
but

849
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,500
did it start as a Kimmel bit

850
00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:27,599
I don't know

851
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:28,740
I don't know very unnecessary tangent

852
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:32,119
here

853
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:34,800
but that's okay just processing out loud

854
00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:37,020
I can appreciate that that's what most

855
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,359
of this is for me right now is trying to

856
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:42,720
process out loud okay so we learned that

857
00:36:39,359 --> 00:36:43,980
you are what you eat he yep we are and

858
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:47,880
then

859
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:51,900
um he there's a demon Town that's like

860
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:54,119
further into the veil and he is gonna go

861
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:55,560
there to get supplies and stuff and she

862
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:57,300
wants to go with him and he's like

863
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,000
absolutely not like it's really not safe

864
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:01,380
you can't come okay and another dusk

865
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,320
Walker shows up

866
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:07,800
and he is clearly less he's eaten less

867
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,960
humans than Orpheus he doesn't have a

868
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,119
name and he's like will you give me one

869
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:15,480
and she's like no

870
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:18,839
I don't think I will give me one why a

871
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:21,119
name oh he's she's like I don't I don't

872
00:37:18,839 --> 00:37:22,859
think so but like that's really

873
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:25,440
important that should be somebody who

874
00:37:22,859 --> 00:37:29,520
like who you really care about should

875
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:31,500
give you a name right and he's like also

876
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:34,079
cinnamon cinnamon bun energy where he's

877
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:36,060
like wanting to touch her and stuff not

878
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:37,859
to be gross but he's just super curious

879
00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:40,020
because he's never been this close to a

880
00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:42,180
human woman before and so he's like got

881
00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:45,359
all these questions and as soon as she's

882
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:49,800
like nope nope don't like that he's like

883
00:37:45,359 --> 00:37:51,359
okay I'm like his eyes turn pink like a

884
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,099
reddish pink color which apparently

885
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:54,900
means they're embarrassed and he's like

886
00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:56,400
I'm really sorry

887
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:58,680
um and then of course Orpheus comes out

888
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,700
and is like I will literally crack your

889
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:03,540
skull

890
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:06,060
don't ever touch her again like get away

891
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:07,740
um but this little demon is like well I

892
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:10,560
want

893
00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:13,020
I want a companion too will you teach me

894
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:16,500
how to build a house and Orpheus is like

895
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:19,440
no I will not do that and Rey is like

896
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:21,839
Orpheus like go help him come on

897
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,540
so he takes this other desk Walker they

898
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:26,280
go to get supplies

899
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:28,380
um I'm glad he's helping him I honestly

900
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,180
got a little sad for a second well

901
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:34,500
Orpheus was like

902
00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:37,440
Rey is my focus I'm not I'm why would I

903
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:39,060
no you're very dumb I had to figure it

904
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,280
out on my own I'm sure you can get there

905
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:43,020
like well you had to eat a lot of humans

906
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:46,619
and you can help him and save human

907
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:49,619
lives exactly just saying Orpheus don't

908
00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:50,940
be a selfish dick he's not he does help

909
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:53,820
he's not

910
00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:58,020
I just

911
00:38:53,820 --> 00:39:00,780
I just want everyone to be successful we

912
00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:03,000
just want everybody to be happy yes oh

913
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:05,579
and I forgot in all of this Orpheus is

914
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,900
also training Reya to use a sword for

915
00:39:05,579 --> 00:39:09,540
protection

916
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:11,579
um okay which is really nice

917
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:14,839
um so

918
00:39:11,579 --> 00:39:14,839
yep yep yep

919
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,300
um okay so okay

920
00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:28,980
he goes to the demon town he helps the

921
00:39:25,619 --> 00:39:32,820
other dusk Walker he comes back

922
00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:35,280
Raya is adamant that because he can't

923
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:38,640
his dick is so big he can't get all the

924
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:40,800
weight in her and she's like but they've

925
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:44,160
now tried yes okay and I mean they

926
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:47,160
they've been successful he's just not

927
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:51,119
fully in like it's a partial situation

928
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:52,740
for him she's full up but got it that I

929
00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:53,940
was actually wondering that I was like

930
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:56,099
is that

931
00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:59,040
I was like would more Lube help or does

932
00:39:56,099 --> 00:40:03,119
she just her little human body only has

933
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:04,680
so much room to give right okay so she's

934
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:06,720
like

935
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,880
you know I'm like begging him

936
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,800
essentially like I want I want all of

937
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,540
you I want all of you and he's like I

938
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,200
can do that but it's gonna It's Gonna

939
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:18,180
Change you and she's like

940
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:20,880
do it like I want you to do it and he's

941
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:22,740
like are you sure he's like super big on

942
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:25,020
consent this whole time is like are you

943
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:28,440
positive are you really sure she's like

944
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:33,000
yep so while they're banging

945
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:34,980
he digs his claws into her belly

946
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,040
for like his whole hand

947
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:41,240
and literally rearranges her guts so

948
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,240
that his whole dick will fit

949
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:54,780
okay took me a second I've processed I

950
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:58,079
accept we can move forward

951
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:59,400
yep yep yep yep

952
00:40:58,079 --> 00:41:03,540
so

953
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:06,000
after that he like and even before

954
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:08,099
he can't stop touching her he wants to

955
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,440
be banging her all the time he's like

956
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:12,540
super obsessed with her and eventually

957
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,619
she's like Orpheus

958
00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:16,619
babe

959
00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:19,380
I need a break and he's like oh

960
00:41:16,619 --> 00:41:20,820
oh so you you don't you don't want to

961
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:22,440
like you just had to tell me like we

962
00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:24,839
don't have to like I'm really and she's

963
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:28,020
like sweetheart I literally need a day

964
00:41:24,839 --> 00:41:29,579
for my body to just rest for a moment

965
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,720
that's all I'm asking for like I'm not

966
00:41:29,579 --> 00:41:33,839
saying I don't ever want to have sex

967
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:36,660
again yeah just like

968
00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:38,880
we've been having sexcation yeah

969
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:41,400
non-stop Non-Stop

970
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:44,040
please give me a moment and he's like oh

971
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,660
are you hurt and she's like no and he's

972
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,619
like well let me take care of you and

973
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:49,140
he's like

974
00:41:46,619 --> 00:41:53,040
making sure that she's okay and like

975
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:55,859
holding her and you know he asked her to

976
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:58,320
teach him how to cook for her

977
00:41:55,859 --> 00:42:00,060
um so that he could make her things and

978
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,440
all that stuff it's very very sweet and

979
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:03,180
he like immediately switches to

980
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,619
caretaker mode

981
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:06,119
um which she's like I'm kind of

982
00:42:04,619 --> 00:42:09,320
regretting that I told him I didn't want

983
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:11,160
to bang because this is doing it for me

984
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,780
so

985
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:15,960
eventually

986
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:17,520
more stuff happens this book is over 500

987
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,940
pages by the way which is why I'm like

988
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,020
skipping some things yeah okay so I'm

989
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:23,760
pretty sure I'm hitting all the major

990
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:27,839
plot points but I'm skipping some things

991
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:30,780
because it is 500 pages here's the thing

992
00:42:27,839 --> 00:42:32,099
if you miss a major plot point I'd never

993
00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:33,780
know

994
00:42:32,099 --> 00:42:36,960
good point so don't put that much

995
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:39,119
pressure on yourself thank you because I

996
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:41,339
will never know because I'm not gonna

997
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:44,280
read it I probably am not going to pick

998
00:42:41,339 --> 00:42:49,520
this one up when there are seams

999
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:49,520
involved when they're a sexual scenes

1000
00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:56,280
it's I'd say that's more your book

1001
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:59,400
energy than my book energy I did I don't

1002
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:01,800
read a lot of Monster books

1003
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,480
and I feel like I've read one or two

1004
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,780
but I feel like it's more like I'm like

1005
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:10,380
I'm like dipping a toe right in the

1006
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:13,980
monster water sure right yeah

1007
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:16,380
where I'm like oh

1008
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:18,720
if they were still mostly human that

1009
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:20,400
would really help me conceptualize as

1010
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:24,359
I'm like

1011
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:26,460
testing out the waters I can understand

1012
00:43:24,359 --> 00:43:28,560
and

1013
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:30,300
then I think some of the Monster books

1014
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,680
that you read and review are just fully

1015
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:33,000
sending it so when we talk about them

1016
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,220
I'm like oh I don't know if I'm ready

1017
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,500
for that

1018
00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:40,740
I'm like oh

1019
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:42,900
I need to be eased in yeah yeah I

1020
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:44,520
understand I mean it's kind of like when

1021
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,540
you're reading a like reverse Harem and

1022
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,480
you're like we're just gonna start with

1023
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:50,819
three dicks like

1024
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,619
we're gonna build I read one book and

1025
00:43:50,819 --> 00:43:54,359
there were seven up for them and like

1026
00:43:52,619 --> 00:43:56,579
and I feel like three of them had P

1027
00:43:54,359 --> 00:43:58,800
names and I just kept confusing all of

1028
00:43:56,579 --> 00:44:02,760
them and I'm like there's too many

1029
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,500
what did I read the seven sins of snow I

1030
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,380
think was like a snow white retelling

1031
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:10,800
where there were seven and I was like

1032
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:12,420
what is hat like I can't logistically

1033
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,280
and just

1034
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:17,400
I can't keep track of where all the

1035
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:19,560
dicks are yes you know like it's too

1036
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,260
much to track at one point you're like

1037
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:24,720
did I count eight right like wait where

1038
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:26,040
did that one come from or one shows up

1039
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,900
and you're like I forgot about that one

1040
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,940
holy [ __ ] like

1041
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:31,680
quite frankly

1042
00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:33,420
the thought of being personally

1043
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:37,740
responsible

1044
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:40,800
for the pleasure of seven dicks

1045
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:43,140
is exhausting yes

1046
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,700
and I'm not saying if I weren't a kept

1047
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:46,020
woman

1048
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:48,900
but like

1049
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:51,240
that's a full-time job kind of I'm not

1050
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:55,200
working if there's an expectation that

1051
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:56,940
I'm sexually pleasing seven men because

1052
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,040
you know what I'd like to think that

1053
00:44:56,940 --> 00:45:00,420
their incomes combined I was gonna say

1054
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,760
able to like I might be able to be

1055
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:05,099
supported yeah because yeah I'm like

1056
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,380
there's there's just not enough of you

1057
00:45:05,099 --> 00:45:08,819
to go around right and I like read one

1058
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:11,880
of these books and this house out here

1059
00:45:08,819 --> 00:45:15,000
like seven dicks deep bacon cakes being

1060
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:18,420
like the town healer and I'm like girl

1061
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:21,900
you are doing the most right now too

1062
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:24,300
exhausting truly like

1063
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:27,420
when do you sleep

1064
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:29,280
right I would be in the bed at all times

1065
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:31,319
like you know where to find me I

1066
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,240
understand my job but this is where I

1067
00:45:31,319 --> 00:45:34,920
live now well but also it seems like

1068
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,839
every time she would go to sleep she'd

1069
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,780
wake up with someone in her bed touching

1070
00:45:36,839 --> 00:45:41,040
her no stop touching me and I feel like

1071
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:43,020
there would need to be two I would need

1072
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,900
two bedrooms right I did like this is

1073
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:48,619
the bedroom that just has an open door

1074
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:48,619
policy

1075
00:45:49,099 --> 00:45:54,240
right and this is the bedroom where I

1076
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:56,700
actually sleep and if I'm in that

1077
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:58,740
bedroom don't touch me I need actual

1078
00:45:56,700 --> 00:46:02,040
rest yes

1079
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:03,960
seven dicks is just so much

1080
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,940
if you're interested in reversing your

1081
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,740
room we do recommend starting

1082
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:10,440
with three

1083
00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:12,300
with a book with three otherwise it's

1084
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,980
too overwhelming

1085
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:16,079
we've also talked about this before but

1086
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:20,099
reverse Harem always makes me laugh when

1087
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:22,380
it's like the college or like yes I'm

1088
00:46:20,099 --> 00:46:24,240
like what all of these like 18 year old

1089
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:28,040
high school students or freshmen in

1090
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:33,060
college completely ripped full tats

1091
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:34,380
here's dicks like come on now come on

1092
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:37,619
laughs

1093
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:39,119
okay so back to the monsters clearly

1094
00:46:37,619 --> 00:46:42,240
it's easier for me to wrap my brain

1095
00:46:39,119 --> 00:46:45,359
around seven ticks than it is with a

1096
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:49,560
sexual scene honestly I don't know which

1097
00:46:45,359 --> 00:46:52,319
one is more mythical or unlikely an 18

1098
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,660
year old with the kind of sexual prowess

1099
00:46:52,319 --> 00:46:58,619
we read in some of these reverse harems

1100
00:46:54,660 --> 00:47:01,740
or um sexually confident women you will

1101
00:46:58,619 --> 00:47:03,300
ever is this like 18 and you know

1102
00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:05,160
I

1103
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:08,579
I should have been more sexually

1104
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:10,500
confident when I you know but I'm like

1105
00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:12,359
all of you are just

1106
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:14,700
I was like we we grew up in very

1107
00:47:12,359 --> 00:47:16,740
different households if you are this

1108
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:19,670
sexually liberated

1109
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:21,240
I mean good for you yes it's like

1110
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:22,740
[Music]

1111
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:26,040
I was like I don't know also you like

1112
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:28,560
your body just doesn't have enough holes

1113
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:32,700
or hands

1114
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:36,920
you got some feet oh I'm trying to be

1115
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:36,920
like now I'm using

1116
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:41,220
well but if you're using your feet

1117
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:43,800
wouldn't that make it more difficult to

1118
00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:46,760
use the holes you do have

1119
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,760
yoga

1120
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:53,700
but I do feel like both feet

1121
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:56,579
would have to be for one right yeah

1122
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:58,380
we've we've topped out at six yeah yeah

1123
00:47:56,579 --> 00:48:01,260
you're like

1124
00:47:58,380 --> 00:48:03,119
I've got three holes

1125
00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:04,819
two two hands

1126
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:08,480
and

1127
00:48:04,819 --> 00:48:08,480
one foot hybrid

1128
00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:12,540
I mean two feet for one dick though so

1129
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,579
right right six

1130
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:15,980
technically does your body have other

1131
00:48:14,579 --> 00:48:19,800
holes

1132
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:23,040
yeah none that will not not that are

1133
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,260
gonna be used for anything but what they

1134
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,700
were

1135
00:48:24,260 --> 00:48:29,540
designed for originally but what the

1136
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:29,540
Lord intended

1137
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:42,800
that's the line

1138
00:48:38,579 --> 00:48:42,800
okay but what the Lord intended

1139
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:51,380
okay on that note where her guts are

1140
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,380
rearranged

1141
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:58,560
yep yep okay so that's where we are her

1142
00:48:55,859 --> 00:49:00,420
rearranged guts yep

1143
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,160
so then

1144
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:04,440
they have to go back to the demon town

1145
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:07,740
she begs and bags and begs and finally

1146
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:10,680
Orpheus agrees to take her

1147
00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:12,540
um it takes a few days to get there he

1148
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,859
carries her most of the way it's very

1149
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:16,260
sweet

1150
00:49:13,859 --> 00:49:17,700
um they get there and she's super

1151
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:20,700
overwhelmed because it's like a little

1152
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:22,740
city and they're just all these demons

1153
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:26,099
walking around and what are essentially

1154
00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:28,680
human clothes and Street vendors selling

1155
00:49:26,099 --> 00:49:30,900
human meat and she's like what the [ __ ]

1156
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,760
is happening right now well Orbeez

1157
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,560
didn't want to take you yeah there was a

1158
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,599
reason

1159
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:38,099
uh she's a little overwhelmed

1160
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:40,619
um and then

1161
00:49:38,099 --> 00:49:43,619
um Orpheus keeps like panicking that the

1162
00:49:40,619 --> 00:49:46,260
demon king is going to see her or find

1163
00:49:43,619 --> 00:49:48,180
out about her and is he not allowed to

1164
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:51,780
have a human companion

1165
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:53,099
so he is okay like the demons can

1166
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:55,200
essentially do whatever they want for

1167
00:49:53,099 --> 00:49:59,520
the most part but he's worried because

1168
00:49:55,200 --> 00:50:00,839
the Demon King hates the dusk walkers

1169
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,819
because

1170
00:50:00,839 --> 00:50:04,859
he's trying to build an Army and the

1171
00:50:02,819 --> 00:50:07,079
dusk Walkers all refuse to be a part of

1172
00:50:04,859 --> 00:50:10,020
it and because they're essentially

1173
00:50:07,079 --> 00:50:11,760
indestructible The Demon King doesn't

1174
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:15,359
know how to kill them he hasn't found a

1175
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:17,220
way to do it and so he is just pissed

1176
00:50:15,359 --> 00:50:19,500
that he can't control them so he's

1177
00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:22,260
worried that the Demon King will do

1178
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:23,180
something to Raya out of spite

1179
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:26,220
um

1180
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:27,599
so she meets some demons who are really

1181
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:32,760
nice

1182
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:35,640
um there is a giant white owl that is

1183
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:37,680
following them around and like leading

1184
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:40,260
Reya places

1185
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,640
um leads her to a bookstore it's a whole

1186
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:47,040
thing

1187
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:50,640
um apparently the white owl is like a

1188
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:52,500
friend protector of Orpheus she's the

1189
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:57,300
one that taught him how to plant the

1190
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:59,220
garden and stuff so Hedwig yes

1191
00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:02,940
she also can transform into a human

1192
00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:05,579
though so okay well maybe less like

1193
00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:08,400
Hedwig in that regard yeah but um I

1194
00:51:05,579 --> 00:51:11,640
stand by it yes and he

1195
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,319
um yeah she showed Orpheus

1196
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,900
um a lot of what he knows about humans

1197
00:51:13,319 --> 00:51:18,420
about how to plant the garden and what

1198
00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:21,660
they need and that kind of stuff

1199
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:23,460
um so then Orpheus

1200
00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:26,700
they finally get home they get their

1201
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:27,859
supplies I'm sure there's other drama

1202
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:31,319
um

1203
00:51:27,859 --> 00:51:33,180
they get home and Orpheus shares the

1204
00:51:31,319 --> 00:51:36,300
story of the original woman that he

1205
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:39,720
built the house for and he explains that

1206
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:42,359
he really he really loved her a lot he

1207
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:44,400
thought and that's why he built this

1208
00:51:42,359 --> 00:51:46,800
house for her but

1209
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:49,200
um she was always really miserable and

1210
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:52,559
only ever wanted material things from

1211
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,819
him jewelry and whatever and he did

1212
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:55,440
everything that he could to keep her

1213
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:58,740
happy and they were together for five

1214
00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:02,240
years but then at some point she left

1215
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:04,859
him for the Demon King

1216
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:07,980
so he shares the whole story and then

1217
00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:11,520
Reya starts crying and he's like what

1218
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:13,380
what's happening why what's happening

1219
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,760
and she's like I'm just so sorry that

1220
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,619
happened to you and he's like you're

1221
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:19,500
crying for me and it's this really sweet

1222
00:52:16,619 --> 00:52:21,900
moment where he's like you do care and

1223
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:23,220
it's a nice little connection that they

1224
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:25,079
have

1225
00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:27,780
um I feel like she had children she

1226
00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:31,260
cared before that I think that he was

1227
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:32,819
afraid to believe that because he

1228
00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:35,520
believed it about this original woman

1229
00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:37,380
and then she like really destroyed his

1230
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,960
heart and basically told him he was a

1231
00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:42,180
monster and she never wanted him to

1232
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,760
touch her and like all this other stuff

1233
00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:46,559
and he does reveal I can't remember when

1234
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:49,800
he reveals it but

1235
00:52:46,559 --> 00:52:52,140
he reveals that um he had never had sex

1236
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,940
with any of his other offerings until

1237
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:55,980
Reya

1238
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:57,960
um we just had to rearrange her guts we

1239
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:58,920
just had to rearrange her guts yeah I

1240
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,260
don't know why the other ones weren't

1241
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:04,680
more open to that

1242
00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:09,200
I do I very clearly do that was me

1243
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:14,780
making a joke but absolutely [ __ ] not

1244
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:14,780
if my organs have to be rearranged yeah

1245
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:20,160
is too big

1246
00:53:18,119 --> 00:53:20,819
it's too much commitment

1247
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,220
um

1248
00:53:20,819 --> 00:53:26,220
maybe if we've been married a long time

1249
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:28,980
and it's still an ongoing issue right we

1250
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:30,000
haven't found a workaround

1251
00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:35,520
I don't know if we're getting to

1252
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:38,480
marriage yeah yeah okay sorry I'm just

1253
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,480
what happens next

1254
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:44,760
um so she's very touched that like he

1255
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:47,160
hasn't slept with anyone ex other than

1256
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:50,339
this other original woman he hasn't had

1257
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:52,319
sex with anybody in like 200 years so

1258
00:53:50,339 --> 00:53:54,420
um she's like oh maybe that's why he

1259
00:53:52,319 --> 00:53:58,140
wants to do it five times a day every

1260
00:53:54,420 --> 00:54:00,599
day forever basically uh so some more

1261
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:03,599
time goes by more Sweet Moments between

1262
00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:05,780
them Orpheus goes to get her some water

1263
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:08,579
that she can drink and cook with because

1264
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:11,160
the the blood water the blood water

1265
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:13,440
won't do it

1266
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:17,520
um and so he leaves her at the cottage

1267
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:22,619
and then the Demon King shows up at the

1268
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:26,520
cottage to take Reya away and

1269
00:54:22,619 --> 00:54:28,980
um Raya does try to fight him but

1270
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,140
he's the Demon King he's the Demon King

1271
00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:35,099
he's still very early in her training

1272
00:54:31,140 --> 00:54:37,079
correct okay and so she's unsuccessful

1273
00:54:35,099 --> 00:54:38,880
so when he's on his when Orpheus is on

1274
00:54:37,079 --> 00:54:40,559
his way back he can smell the demon king

1275
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,059
and starts to flip the [ __ ] out and so

1276
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:43,980
he's like running around looking for her

1277
00:54:42,059 --> 00:54:46,260
I can't find her

1278
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:49,800
um and so

1279
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:52,740
um he's like well maybe maybe she left

1280
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:54,540
me like the other one did maybe maybe

1281
00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:56,160
everything was a lie maybe she didn't

1282
00:54:54,540 --> 00:55:00,000
really want to be here and then he's

1283
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:02,099
like wait wait wait no she kisses me the

1284
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,079
other one never kissed me she holds me

1285
00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:06,059
the other one never did that she smiles

1286
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:08,040
at me for me not just when I give her

1287
00:55:06,059 --> 00:55:10,200
things like she really cares about me

1288
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:14,160
she wouldn't have just left me

1289
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:17,640
um and so he loses his [ __ ] and starts

1290
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:20,880
running back to the demon city

1291
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:24,020
so the Demon King can teleport

1292
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,020
um his name is Jabez

1293
00:55:24,059 --> 00:55:28,980
um Jabez can teleport and so she's

1294
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:30,839
transported back to the castle and

1295
00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:32,579
there's this human woman there

1296
00:55:30,839 --> 00:55:34,800
and

1297
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:36,900
um she's like this human woman is like

1298
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,599
you're free now we've set you free

1299
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:43,020
you're gonna be okay the nightmare is

1300
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:45,420
over and she's like what the [ __ ]

1301
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:48,359
what is happening right now like

1302
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:49,920
no I didn't get my guts rearranged for

1303
00:55:48,359 --> 00:55:53,040
nothing

1304
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,200
to not get [ __ ] down by Orpheus every

1305
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:56,640
night

1306
00:55:54,200 --> 00:56:00,240
get your head out of your ass random

1307
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,440
human lady right that's not no that's

1308
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:04,380
not why we're here

1309
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:07,680
so she's like

1310
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:09,240
clearly I'm not safe clearly these

1311
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:12,119
people are [ __ ] nuts so I'm just

1312
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,440
gonna play along here and like Orpheus

1313
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:14,760
will come for me

1314
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,819
so

1315
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:21,359
the woman is like well come here you

1316
00:56:17,819 --> 00:56:24,240
know take a take a bath you know wash

1317
00:56:21,359 --> 00:56:27,540
off that disgusting spell that he put on

1318
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:32,220
you like blah blah blah and she's like

1319
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:36,780
how does she know so much about him hmm

1320
00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:39,300
weird is it the original it is so she

1321
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:41,940
um doesn't give her any privacy really

1322
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:44,240
after she gets out of the bath and so

1323
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:47,280
Reya is like going to get dressed again

1324
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:50,460
and the woman is like staring at the

1325
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:53,400
scars on her belly from where he

1326
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:54,900
um rearranged her guts and

1327
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,000
um she's like I knew it I knew that

1328
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:58,680
you'd had sex with him and she's like

1329
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,140
what are you talking about and like

1330
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,780
trying to cover up as quickly as she can

1331
00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:06,839
and she's the woman is like totally

1332
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:08,880
misreading everything and she's like you

1333
00:57:06,839 --> 00:57:11,339
don't have to be ashamed of what he made

1334
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:13,740
you do and she's like what are you

1335
00:57:11,339 --> 00:57:16,740
talking about like she's like no this

1336
00:57:13,740 --> 00:57:18,900
isn't like a Stockholm no like I asked

1337
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:20,280
him to do this I don't understand and

1338
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:21,660
she's like well I get it because it

1339
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,819
happened to me and she like lifts her

1340
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:26,640
dress her name's Katarina she has the

1341
00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:28,740
same scars and she's like and now the

1342
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,800
only person that can even sort of maybe

1343
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:33,420
get me off is Jabez because he has a

1344
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,460
huge [ __ ] but no human's ever going to

1345
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:37,140
do it for me and even with Jabez it's

1346
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:41,180
pretty [ __ ] hit or miss at this point

1347
00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:41,180
so she's like I'm

1348
00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:45,900
she's like really I'm sexually

1349
00:57:43,619 --> 00:57:48,960
frustrated by my own choices basically

1350
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:50,579
she's like so I'm really sorry that

1351
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,079
you're gonna be stuck [ __ ] demons

1352
00:57:50,579 --> 00:57:54,720
forever because

1353
00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:56,640
like you're never it's not going to work

1354
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,559
with a human anymore she's like

1355
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:02,940
perfect because I want to keep [ __ ]

1356
00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:05,099
my demon literally the whole point here

1357
00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:07,260
so um

1358
00:58:05,099 --> 00:58:10,079
Rey is super confused and she's like how

1359
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:12,000
are you still alive that was 200 [ __ ]

1360
00:58:10,079 --> 00:58:15,180
years ago and apparently she made a deal

1361
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,380
with Jabez for him to keep her alive

1362
00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:17,579
so

1363
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:19,079
um

1364
00:58:17,579 --> 00:58:21,180
she

1365
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:24,119
yeah she really believes that she's

1366
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:26,160
doing Raya all kinds of favors like she

1367
00:58:24,119 --> 00:58:26,760
really thinks she is

1368
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,380
um

1369
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:32,880
and then

1370
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:36,119
Reya realizes Katarina was so like

1371
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:38,040
basically full of herself and just kind

1372
00:58:36,119 --> 00:58:41,579
of a [ __ ] that she never communicated

1373
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:44,400
anything with Orpheus because she's like

1374
00:58:41,579 --> 00:58:48,599
oh he forced himself on me all the time

1375
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:51,839
and Rey is like did you ever like let

1376
00:58:48,599 --> 00:58:52,980
him know that you weren't in the mood or

1377
00:58:51,839 --> 00:58:56,160
did she ever

1378
00:58:52,980 --> 00:58:57,480
say no and she's like I couldn't say no

1379
00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:00,960
like

1380
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:04,740
I did like pretty regularly he was cool

1381
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:06,000
like he just made me soup right like if

1382
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:08,760
I said I didn't want to [ __ ] he'd be

1383
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,180
like okay here's a present like honestly

1384
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:14,339
right right she's like okay whatever you

1385
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:16,079
say

1386
00:59:14,339 --> 00:59:17,220
um so

1387
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:19,380
um

1388
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:22,799
apparently

1389
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:24,900
Katarina and Jabez have been watching

1390
00:59:22,799 --> 00:59:26,819
orpheus's house for quite some time they

1391
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:28,559
can't see inside but they could see

1392
00:59:26,819 --> 00:59:30,240
outside

1393
00:59:28,559 --> 00:59:31,680
and so

1394
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,740
um

1395
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:37,500
yeah so

1396
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:39,420
I covered all this except the demon king

1397
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:42,240
is half elf

1398
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:44,819
so he's half elf and half demon and he's

1399
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:48,240
from A Different World

1400
00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:50,579
okay because he's a hybrid his home

1401
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:54,119
world was like

1402
00:59:50,579 --> 00:59:57,420
they hated him there and so he opened a

1403
00:59:54,119 --> 00:59:59,339
portal took a bunch of demons with him

1404
00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:01,319
so that he could grow their numbers and

1405
00:59:59,339 --> 01:00:04,680
their strength and then go back and take

1406
01:00:01,319 --> 01:00:06,540
over his home world so he has all this

1407
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:08,040
magic and stuff because he's half elf

1408
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:09,720
which is why he can teleport and all

1409
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,559
that other stuff

1410
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,020
um

1411
01:00:10,559 --> 01:00:16,200
so

1412
01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:19,200
essentially they took Reya to get

1413
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:21,599
Orpheus to the castle because Katarina

1414
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:24,359
part of the deal she made with Jabez was

1415
01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:27,000
that um she would be allowed to kill

1416
01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:29,339
Orpheus someday once they learned how to

1417
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,500
kill a dusk Walker she'd be allowed to

1418
01:00:29,339 --> 01:00:34,920
kill him and so

1419
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:37,319
um really it had nothing to do obviously

1420
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:41,220
with rescuing Raya it was about getting

1421
01:00:37,319 --> 01:00:42,839
Orpheus to the castle so

1422
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:45,299
um

1423
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:48,059
Raya

1424
01:00:45,299 --> 01:00:50,579
stands up and is like absolutely not

1425
01:00:48,059 --> 01:00:52,440
like he's he's kind and caring and you

1426
01:00:50,579 --> 01:00:55,200
guys are [ __ ] nuts and blah blah blah

1427
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:57,059
and Katarina gets pissed and she's like

1428
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,980
well here's what we're gonna do

1429
01:00:57,059 --> 01:01:02,520
I was just gonna go ahead and kill you

1430
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:04,079
but now you are going to watch while he

1431
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,000
picks me over you

1432
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:08,700
you're just a cheap replacement for me

1433
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:11,339
anyway like he's been looking to replace

1434
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:12,599
me all these years blah blah blah so

1435
01:01:11,339 --> 01:01:14,520
you're gonna watch

1436
01:01:12,599 --> 01:01:18,059
and then

1437
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:20,520
we're gonna feed you to him and then I'm

1438
01:01:18,059 --> 01:01:22,880
going to kill him like

1439
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:26,220
she did like a whole villain

1440
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:29,099
she really covered that whole monologue

1441
01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:31,099
full villain monologue about it so

1442
01:01:29,099 --> 01:01:34,980
um

1443
01:01:31,099 --> 01:01:37,140
then uh we flipped Orpheus he's super

1444
01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:38,819
confused super upset and he's terrified

1445
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:42,059
of what's happening to Reya while he's

1446
01:01:38,819 --> 01:01:43,920
not there so he gets to the castle he

1447
01:01:42,059 --> 01:01:47,040
finds Katarina

1448
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:50,700
um Katarina tells him that Raya agreed

1449
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:53,819
to be her replacement for the Demon King

1450
01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:56,280
so that Katarina could go back with

1451
01:01:53,819 --> 01:01:59,099
Orpheus she's like I know you've been

1452
01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:01,079
wanting me all these years and Reya made

1453
01:01:59,099 --> 01:02:03,299
that possible for us

1454
01:02:01,079 --> 01:02:07,680
also that's not the same as him choosing

1455
01:02:03,299 --> 01:02:12,000
no so no no no

1456
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:14,160
um so he's like he feels super betrayed

1457
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,160
that Reya would do that and then he's

1458
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:18,839
like so but did she I need to talk to

1459
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:21,240
her like I'm not interested in talking

1460
01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:23,579
to you I need to find her so then

1461
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:25,559
Katarina gets more and more angry and

1462
01:02:23,579 --> 01:02:27,980
breaks one of the little like

1463
01:02:25,559 --> 01:02:31,260
decorations that Reya made for his

1464
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:33,900
antlers and so he loses his [ __ ] he's

1465
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:35,460
like Rhea told me she'd be really upset

1466
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:38,460
if they got broken or anything happened

1467
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:40,380
to them and Katarina broke it like why

1468
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:42,960
would you do that like he's really upset

1469
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:44,760
that Rey is gonna be upset like that's

1470
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:48,319
why he's mad

1471
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,319
um so then

1472
01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:54,000
um she suddenly appears the Demon King

1473
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:56,819
had had her cloaked in the room to watch

1474
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,740
this whole thing so um he couldn't or if

1475
01:02:56,819 --> 01:03:01,380
he's couldn't see her smell her so she

1476
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:03,900
suddenly appears because apparently she

1477
01:03:01,380 --> 01:03:06,119
nailed him in the seam which is the same

1478
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:08,760
as nailing him in the balls to get him

1479
01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:11,339
to let go of her so that she could run

1480
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,319
after Orpheus so she's like sprinting

1481
01:03:11,339 --> 01:03:15,540
full force at him and she looks really

1482
01:03:13,319 --> 01:03:18,660
angry and he's like she must be really

1483
01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:20,099
upset about the Bell from my antler he's

1484
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:22,920
like oh no

1485
01:03:20,099 --> 01:03:25,920
but it turns out Katarina is behind him

1486
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:27,960
with a knife and she was about to crack

1487
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,720
his skull but I forgot to mention they

1488
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:32,400
kidnapped another desk Walker and like

1489
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,799
figured it out at some point yeah you

1490
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:36,720
kill him tortured him repeatedly until

1491
01:03:34,799 --> 01:03:41,160
they figured out how to kill him

1492
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:43,140
so she um tackles Katarina to the ground

1493
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:46,680
then

1494
01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:49,980
Orpheus fights Jabez Reya fights

1495
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:53,760
Katarina big fight scene

1496
01:03:49,980 --> 01:03:56,819
um lots of things happen eventually Reya

1497
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:58,799
kills Katarina and

1498
01:03:56,819 --> 01:04:01,980
um Orpheus tells the Demon King he's

1499
01:03:58,799 --> 01:04:03,660
like listen we are evenly matched like

1500
01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:05,819
it's not gonna happen you're not gonna

1501
01:04:03,660 --> 01:04:07,440
kill me clearly I'm not gonna kill you I

1502
01:04:05,819 --> 01:04:09,240
want to go the [ __ ] home I'm not

1503
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,700
interested in doing this anymore

1504
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:13,920
and just let me live in peace bro right

1505
01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:16,140
like I have no desire to lead a

1506
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,520
revolution I just want to go home

1507
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:20,940
so

1508
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:23,640
um Jabez is pissed and he's like listen

1509
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:26,400
your human killed my human unfucking

1510
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:28,799
acceptable so Orpheus had been like

1511
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:31,020
scooping Raya up to like leave with her

1512
01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:33,059
and sets her down because he thinks

1513
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:35,700
Jabez is gonna like teleport at him

1514
01:04:33,059 --> 01:04:39,000
again so he sets her down so he can be

1515
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:41,220
ready but instead of teleporting he

1516
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,200
throws the knife like into Reyes back

1517
01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:45,660
and

1518
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:49,319
um he the Demon King's like fair is fair

1519
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:51,119
[ __ ] mine's dead yours is dead but you

1520
01:04:49,319 --> 01:04:52,980
better hope she dies really fast because

1521
01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:55,740
with all the blood she's bleeding your

1522
01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:57,240
hunger's gonna come out real quick I'd

1523
01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:58,859
really hate if you hate her while she

1524
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:00,540
was still alive

1525
01:04:58,859 --> 01:05:02,040
what the [ __ ]

1526
01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:05,280
like

1527
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:07,260
ew wow wow horrifying

1528
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:09,839
he doesn't sound like he should really

1529
01:05:07,260 --> 01:05:11,940
be leading people no he does not sound

1530
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:14,640
like a leader of

1531
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:16,559
demons as I say leader of men but he's

1532
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,920
not

1533
01:05:16,559 --> 01:05:18,920
no no

1534
01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:24,420
yeah it seems like he has some selfish

1535
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:27,240
motivators that are not for his people

1536
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:29,579
no no he clearly doesn't give a [ __ ]

1537
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:31,440
about a single person ever

1538
01:05:29,579 --> 01:05:33,240
so

1539
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,619
um

1540
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:37,220
yes

1541
01:05:34,619 --> 01:05:39,299
Reya is dying she's like on the ground

1542
01:05:37,220 --> 01:05:43,020
bleeding a lot

1543
01:05:39,299 --> 01:05:45,420
um and he it's so sad he's like begging

1544
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:47,400
her not to leave he's like you promised

1545
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:49,260
you wouldn't leave me like you promised

1546
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:51,180
like please don't and she's like not

1547
01:05:49,260 --> 01:05:53,119
really sad that she's dying

1548
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:55,500
because when he had told her about

1549
01:05:53,119 --> 01:05:58,079
eventually like through all this she'd

1550
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:59,520
been like do I want to give him my soul

1551
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:01,680
she's like I don't really want to live

1552
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,059
forever I don't really it's not that I

1553
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:05,400
don't want to be with Orpheus it's that

1554
01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:07,079
I like I don't particularly want eternal

1555
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,880
life it hasn't been great up to this

1556
01:06:07,079 --> 01:06:11,520
point like yeah I'm not really

1557
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:13,559
interested in prolonging it but she's

1558
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:15,960
like man I really don't want to leave

1559
01:06:13,559 --> 01:06:17,819
him like he's gonna blame himself and

1560
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:19,619
he's you know she's like you'll find

1561
01:06:17,819 --> 01:06:21,839
another you'll find another companion

1562
01:06:19,619 --> 01:06:23,579
and he's like but they won't be you and

1563
01:06:21,839 --> 01:06:25,200
they won't make me Trinkets and they

1564
01:06:23,579 --> 01:06:28,079
won't and he's like listing all these

1565
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:29,220
things about her and she's like

1566
01:06:28,079 --> 01:06:32,039
um

1567
01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:32,819
she declares her love

1568
01:06:32,039 --> 01:06:37,200
um

1569
01:06:32,819 --> 01:06:39,539
and so she's not dying that quickly no

1570
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:41,339
but it's happening with a quickness now

1571
01:06:39,539 --> 01:06:44,039
that she's like declared her love it's

1572
01:06:41,339 --> 01:06:46,200
like really happening so then she's like

1573
01:06:44,039 --> 01:06:48,599
you know what

1574
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:51,119
how do I give you my soul and he's like

1575
01:06:48,599 --> 01:06:53,280
you just have to want to and she's like

1576
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:56,819
okay well

1577
01:06:53,280 --> 01:07:00,720
I do so [ __ ] what now like I'm

1578
01:06:56,819 --> 01:07:02,520
bleeding out [ __ ] like moving along

1579
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:04,319
so there's this whole thing where she

1580
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,599
feels this burning in her chest and this

1581
01:07:04,319 --> 01:07:11,000
like light comes out of her and she like

1582
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:11,000
holds it up to Orpheus and he eats it

1583
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:14,579
UPS why do you seem so confused about

1584
01:07:13,619 --> 01:07:17,460
that Hannah

1585
01:07:14,579 --> 01:07:20,880
well well because she's confused about

1586
01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:23,880
it and then she's like she's like of

1587
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:27,000
course he ate it he eats everything like

1588
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:28,920
as she's dying so she's like taking her

1589
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,180
last breaths and she's like of course he

1590
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:32,579
[ __ ] ate it

1591
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:35,520
and she's like well I guess it didn't

1592
01:07:32,579 --> 01:07:37,920
work because this is me I'm out I'm

1593
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,000
really sorry like she's like apologizing

1594
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:42,480
to him

1595
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:44,280
and she dies and he's like holding her

1596
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:46,020
it goes to his point of view he's like

1597
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,640
holding her in his arms and he's like no

1598
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:49,260
no no no like I did what I was supposed

1599
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:51,420
to do you're supposed to live forever

1600
01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:54,480
now like what the [ __ ] is this and she

1601
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:57,960
like turns to Ash like in his arms and

1602
01:07:54,480 --> 01:08:00,539
he's like holy [ __ ] like

1603
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:04,319
oh God and so he's like losing his mind

1604
01:08:00,539 --> 01:08:05,700
so he's like well maybe maybe she's not

1605
01:08:04,319 --> 01:08:07,740
dead like maybe she's still alive

1606
01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:09,839
somewhere like I have to go find her so

1607
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:11,520
he like searches the whole castle The

1608
01:08:09,839 --> 01:08:13,980
Demon King is heckling him and he's like

1609
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:16,140
I will literally [ __ ] kill you get

1610
01:08:13,980 --> 01:08:18,120
away from me I have to find her so he's

1611
01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:19,859
running through the woods he goes and

1612
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:22,259
checks his house and she's not there and

1613
01:08:19,859 --> 01:08:24,900
he's everywhere and he can't find her

1614
01:08:22,259 --> 01:08:26,819
but he can sort of smell her sometimes

1615
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:28,859
and like sort of thinks he can hear her

1616
01:08:26,819 --> 01:08:32,279
voice and he's like I'm I've gone insane

1617
01:08:28,859 --> 01:08:36,120
like she really is dead like I've gone

1618
01:08:32,279 --> 01:08:37,679
nuts but of course she's not dead

1619
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:40,560
um

1620
01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:42,179
um how long was she gone like

1621
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,739
um it seemed like it was a day or two

1622
01:08:42,179 --> 01:08:45,560
okay

1623
01:08:43,739 --> 01:08:48,660
um so

1624
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:52,859
she comes to

1625
01:08:48,660 --> 01:08:55,020
with Orpheus kind of like over him

1626
01:08:52,859 --> 01:08:56,339
while he's running through the woods and

1627
01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:58,440
she's like

1628
01:08:56,339 --> 01:09:00,199
this is different and new

1629
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:03,299
I am a ghost

1630
01:09:00,199 --> 01:09:04,980
she's like hold on because she's like

1631
01:09:03,299 --> 01:09:09,420
holding up her hands and she's like well

1632
01:09:04,980 --> 01:09:11,580
I'm I'm translucent which is new

1633
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:13,259
um and she's like yelling for him and he

1634
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:16,500
clearly can't hear her and she's like

1635
01:09:13,259 --> 01:09:19,020
well what the [ __ ] like what

1636
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:21,179
this is not gonna work and she's like I

1637
01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:24,239
really wish I were solid again and then

1638
01:09:21,179 --> 01:09:27,299
she becomes solid again but he's moving

1639
01:09:24,239 --> 01:09:31,080
so fast he's like gone in the woods and

1640
01:09:27,299 --> 01:09:33,600
so some demons show up and eat her

1641
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,920
because he took off and doesn't know

1642
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:38,339
that she's there

1643
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:40,259
so she comes to again over top of

1644
01:09:38,339 --> 01:09:42,660
Orpheus and she's like well that was a

1645
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:44,759
super unpleasant way to die like

1646
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:46,380
cross that off my list of things to do

1647
01:09:44,759 --> 01:09:48,900
in the future because that [ __ ]

1648
01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:52,799
sucked don't want to do that again

1649
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:55,380
so she like comes in front of him to

1650
01:09:52,799 --> 01:09:57,239
where he can see her ghost and he's like

1651
01:09:55,380 --> 01:09:59,460
but this isn't you're not supposed to be

1652
01:09:57,239 --> 01:10:02,460
like this how can you be with me if I

1653
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:04,560
can't touch you like like I want to

1654
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:06,780
cuddle like what are we gonna do and

1655
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:08,699
she's like I need you to take me home

1656
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:10,380
and he's like but you're not at home

1657
01:10:08,699 --> 01:10:11,880
like your body's not at home I already

1658
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:14,040
looked and she's like I know I

1659
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:16,080
understand I need you to take me home

1660
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,940
it's not safe for my body here I need

1661
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:19,380
you to take me home and he's like okay

1662
01:10:17,940 --> 01:10:21,620
fine whatever

1663
01:10:19,380 --> 01:10:25,260
Sprint's home

1664
01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:28,140
to their Cottage okay she becomes

1665
01:10:25,260 --> 01:10:29,760
physical again and he like loses his

1666
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:33,060
mind he's like

1667
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:35,940
he is crying she didn't realize he could

1668
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:37,679
cry he's like leaking blood what is his

1669
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:39,239
blood essentially from his little eye

1670
01:10:37,679 --> 01:10:40,620
sockets

1671
01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:42,360
um because he's so upset about

1672
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:43,860
everything

1673
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,380
um and

1674
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:49,380
um

1675
01:10:45,380 --> 01:10:51,780
then she he wants to like hold her and

1676
01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:52,679
feel her and all this and she's like I

1677
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:55,860
don't

1678
01:10:52,679 --> 01:10:57,120
I don't want this like I don't want you

1679
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:59,820
like this

1680
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,739
she's like so you're gonna have to catch

1681
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:03,120
me and he's like what the [ __ ] are you

1682
01:11:01,739 --> 01:11:04,560
talking about I don't want to chase you

1683
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:07,679
and she's like but I want you to chase

1684
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,719
me so she just goes incorporeal over and

1685
01:11:07,679 --> 01:11:12,420
over again every time he catches her she

1686
01:11:09,719 --> 01:11:15,239
goes incorporeal until he gets really

1687
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:17,340
mad like he gets really mad his eyes are

1688
01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:20,100
bright red

1689
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:22,080
um and she he catches her again and he's

1690
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:23,840
like I've got you and

1691
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:26,340
she says

1692
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:28,080
if your dick isn't immediately in my

1693
01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:31,020
[ __ ] it doesn't count and goes

1694
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:32,159
incorporeal again eventually he catches

1695
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:35,340
her

1696
01:11:32,159 --> 01:11:37,860
they bang it's super violent

1697
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:39,120
um but she's into it that's what she

1698
01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:40,800
wanted

1699
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,000
um he's still trying to hold back

1700
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,560
because he doesn't want to hurt her and

1701
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,480
she's like what do you not understand I

1702
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,640
literally can't die like [ __ ] go for

1703
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:50,460
it like come on now

1704
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:53,460
give me those crab claws which he does

1705
01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:53,460
so

1706
01:11:53,940 --> 01:11:56,480
yeah

1707
01:11:56,719 --> 01:12:03,080
immediate regret on your face immediate

1708
01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:03,080
regret on your face

1709
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:11,280
yeah so then

1710
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:13,320
it's very sweet he takes care of her he

1711
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:16,560
cleans her up they go inside they bang

1712
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:18,360
again but with her on top and they had

1713
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,800
never done that before he's like well

1714
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,840
I've never done this before with anybody

1715
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,980
ever and she's like great well I'm

1716
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:25,080
excited

1717
01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:27,120
I'm gonna I'm gonna leave out some of

1718
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:29,820
the details because

1719
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:31,500
just because they don't that yeah it's a

1720
01:12:29,820 --> 01:12:33,600
safe space to leave out details I don't

1721
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:36,659
I don't think we need them they don't

1722
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:39,600
need to be said but like his tentacles

1723
01:12:36,659 --> 01:12:42,120
hold her while they bang and she's like

1724
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:44,040
can you not do that well I'm trying to

1725
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:47,219
ride you because it's like inhibiting a

1726
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:49,199
lot and he's like I I mean I can but I

1727
01:12:47,219 --> 01:12:51,600
really don't like it so she adjusts so

1728
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:54,960
his tentacles are holding her ankles

1729
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:57,300
and She Bangs him and there's lots of

1730
01:12:54,960 --> 01:13:00,600
Declarations of Love everything's

1731
01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:02,400
amazing and then he's like after they

1732
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,480
have their sweet solidifying [ __ ] and

1733
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:07,679
everything

1734
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:10,739
he's like will you make me another Bell

1735
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:13,260
for my antlers and she's like yes of

1736
01:13:10,739 --> 01:13:15,780
course I will

1737
01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:17,340
um so

1738
01:13:15,780 --> 01:13:20,280
honestly

1739
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:22,380
that's really it the owl shows up again

1740
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:26,400
at some point to explain that she's

1741
01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:28,520
actually orpheus's mom which is weird

1742
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,520
um

1743
01:13:31,860 --> 01:13:37,620
of course

1744
01:13:34,219 --> 01:13:40,739
obviously Antelope headed man

1745
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:43,860
mother uh of course and she's like

1746
01:13:40,739 --> 01:13:45,900
um you better get him to do a spell so

1747
01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:47,460
that you don't get pregnant she's like I

1748
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:49,500
can't get pregnant we're not the same

1749
01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:51,780
species and she's like well you couldn't

1750
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:55,260
get pregnant before but you're a phantom

1751
01:13:51,780 --> 01:13:57,239
now so she can she has two forms you're

1752
01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:59,460
a phantom now so you can so you may want

1753
01:13:57,239 --> 01:14:01,400
to figure that out

1754
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:04,260
um which is fun thanks owl mom

1755
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:08,420
appreciate it like should I call you mom

1756
01:14:04,260 --> 01:14:08,420
owl mom what what do you prefer

1757
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,219
um so yeah

1758
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:18,480
that's really it and then she he offers

1759
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:21,239
to go back to the Village to like kill

1760
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:22,739
all the people who were mean to her

1761
01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:27,360
um and she's like are you going to eat

1762
01:14:22,739 --> 01:14:29,460
them and he's like well I could but that

1763
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:31,500
that will change me and she's like no

1764
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:33,179
he's like well maybe she maybe she

1765
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:35,699
doesn't like me maybe she wants me to be

1766
01:14:33,179 --> 01:14:37,620
more human and she's like no we should

1767
01:14:35,699 --> 01:14:39,540
give them to the other dust Walker he's

1768
01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:43,440
very stupid and could use a little bit

1769
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:47,120
more humanity and he's like oh

1770
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:50,340
I really love that that came full circle

1771
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:52,500
so that's what he does he goes and he he

1772
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:53,880
kills all the people who are mean to her

1773
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:55,920
so

1774
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:58,739
that's the book there is another one

1775
01:14:55,920 --> 01:15:00,000
that follows the Dumber dusk Walker

1776
01:14:58,739 --> 01:15:02,659
um

1777
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,659
so

1778
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:08,000
huh yeah

1779
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:15,500
seems like a perfectly fine

1780
01:15:11,659 --> 01:15:15,500
monsters my book

1781
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:23,460
it's the eating people

1782
01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:25,620
like like I'm sorry it's

1783
01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:27,540
it's the eating people

1784
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:29,820
it's really hard for me to suspend

1785
01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:33,300
belief

1786
01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:36,320
the eating people seems tentacles Frills

1787
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:40,500
okay not Flair

1788
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:42,659
not Flair but like the eating people was

1789
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:45,120
just

1790
01:15:42,659 --> 01:15:46,800
okay it was a central theme and there

1791
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:49,320
was like a constant threat that if she

1792
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:51,300
got scared or got her period he was

1793
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:54,440
gonna eat her because the smell of her

1794
01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:54,440
blood would be too much

1795
01:15:56,880 --> 01:16:01,140
but look at all that they overcame to be

1796
01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:04,020
together

1797
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:06,840
you're right they did yeah okay so

1798
01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:09,000
rating system ratings go

1799
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:13,080
I don't know antlers cinnamon rolls

1800
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:15,780
cinnamon rolls Bells we could do Bells

1801
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:17,840
we could do Bells

1802
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:17,840
um

1803
01:16:19,739 --> 01:16:24,840
total transparency I gave this book one

1804
01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:27,960
star on Goodreads right after I finished

1805
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:30,239
it because I was so like

1806
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:33,560
what the [ __ ] we're just

1807
01:16:30,239 --> 01:16:37,020
we're just gonna end with him giving

1808
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:39,239
humans to his buddy to eat that's how

1809
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:42,120
we're gonna end and humans that had it

1810
01:16:39,239 --> 01:16:44,219
coming I mean our an argument could be

1811
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:48,420
made Fair

1812
01:16:44,219 --> 01:16:51,840
um but yeah total transparency I did do

1813
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:54,900
one star and I think I think that my my

1814
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:57,840
review was something about like

1815
01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:59,820
why are we eating so many people

1816
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:02,820
it doesn't matter ironically the way in

1817
01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:05,880
which you reviewed this book

1818
01:17:02,820 --> 01:17:07,260
verbally right I would have assumed it

1819
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:10,140
was a higher rating

1820
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:11,940
so I liked the story a lot like the

1821
01:17:10,140 --> 01:17:13,500
story was really interesting it was like

1822
01:17:11,940 --> 01:17:15,120
a Beauty and the Beast thing a little

1823
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:17,640
bit

1824
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:20,460
um and I did like the story but some of

1825
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:22,140
the details were just like like and I

1826
01:17:20,460 --> 01:17:24,060
think you left out some of the the

1827
01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:25,260
details right so I think that's why I'm

1828
01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:26,940
like oh it's not that bad and you're

1829
01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:29,159
like but it's really the eating people

1830
01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:30,840
Chelsea and I'm like they didn't eat

1831
01:17:29,159 --> 01:17:33,840
that many people and you're like oh but

1832
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:37,020
they did there were 500 pages there was

1833
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:39,840
a lot yeah there was a lot and I I left

1834
01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:41,580
out some things and some things in the

1835
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,940
sex scenes were like

1836
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:45,179
oh no

1837
01:17:42,940 --> 01:17:48,600
[Laughter]

1838
01:17:45,179 --> 01:17:50,820
and I have I you know I have read some

1839
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:55,380
monster smut that's not the issue

1840
01:17:50,820 --> 01:17:57,960
clearly I was just like what no I don't

1841
01:17:55,380 --> 01:18:00,360
I didn't like that

1842
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:02,219
um so the story itself the storyline

1843
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:03,960
itself I really liked it was just some

1844
01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:05,760
of the details took away from the story

1845
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:07,679
for me okay

1846
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:10,800
um so one star was probably a little bit

1847
01:18:07,679 --> 01:18:12,540
harsh well but if it's like Liberty

1848
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:14,340
Bells like those are very large Bells

1849
01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:17,400
true and he is a large man are these

1850
01:18:14,340 --> 01:18:20,340
more like hand bells like little like

1851
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:22,739
trinkety like well they were like like

1852
01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:24,719
Jingle Bells were what were on his

1853
01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:29,000
antlers okay

1854
01:18:24,719 --> 01:18:29,000
um so I could do I would give it

1855
01:18:29,219 --> 01:18:34,920
if I could separate the ratings into

1856
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:37,800
like the story and the the details okay

1857
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:40,260
it would be the story would be like

1858
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:43,020
probably a seven and a half out of ten I

1859
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:45,900
really liked the story damn okay but the

1860
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:48,600
details of it made it like

1861
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:52,320
a two and a half out of ten so if we

1862
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:55,199
split it I guess five out of ten

1863
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:57,179
I was gonna say four out of ten four

1864
01:18:55,199 --> 01:19:00,480
five four and a half sure so we'll we'll

1865
01:18:57,179 --> 01:19:01,920
bring it to like two out of five two out

1866
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:04,199
of five we can do two and a half out of

1867
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:07,100
five if you feel better eat between a

1868
01:19:04,199 --> 01:19:07,100
two and a two and a half

1869
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:13,080
Jingle Bells not Liberty Bells is where

1870
01:19:10,739 --> 01:19:15,060
we land on this one yes um let us know

1871
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:17,520
your thoughts let us know what you'd

1872
01:19:15,060 --> 01:19:20,219
like us to review next don't forget to

1873
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:22,320
like And subscribe and tell all your

1874
01:19:20,219 --> 01:19:25,080
friends and tell all your friends and

1875
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:27,540
we'll see you next time smart [ __ ] bye

1876
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:30,900
y'all bye

1877
01:19:27,540 --> 01:19:33,420
that's it for this week's mud [ __ ] we

1878
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:36,239
hope it was good for you because it sure

1879
01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:38,760
was great for us if you're digging what

1880
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:40,260
we're doing it would mean a lot if you'd

1881
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:43,199
take a minute to rate and review the

1882
01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:47,280
show wherever you're listening right now

1883
01:19:43,199 --> 01:19:48,659
maybe tell that sexy someone Linda senir

1884
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,520
we love you

1885
01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:52,980
we appreciate you

1886
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:55,500
we'll see you next week

1887
01:19:52,980 --> 01:20:00,689
stay spotty

1888
01:19:55,500 --> 01:20:00,689
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