There is very little time or point in an explanation. To be blunt,
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level, rendering it null and void in terms of existence. Operational time in the
dimensional continuum where the beings that created the audio collapsed in
on itself, rendering all of their civilization, including technology,
null and void. Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing
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10. 10 years.
10 Years.
What is the most likely way humanity will be wiped out? Maybe it's something.
Or us. Although the way the world ends might be because of
you. And if this is the case, you wouldn't have any control over it.
The global temperature rise underscores a chilling reality.
Our planet is trying to tell us something, but we don't seem to
be listening. A recent study has suggested that one. Third of annual deaths due to
heat. Are directly related to global warming.
On top of the initial flash of thermonuclear light,
which is 180 million degrees, which catches every everything on fire
in a nine mile diameter radius. On top of the bulldozing effect of the
wind and all the buildings coming down, and more fires igniting more
fires on top of the radiation if they happen to have survived poisoning
people to death. On top of all that, each one of these fires creates a
mega fire that is a hundred or more square miles.
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A breathtaking scientific revolution is taking place.
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Solving the deadliest diseases while also creating viruses more
dangerous than nuclear bombs, able to devastate humanity.
It's man returning to the most primal,
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you are playing right now, when it ends, you would be what causes the end
of the world. Please do us all a favor. Continue dreaming or playing this game
of life. Because when you wake up or unplug, there's a chance the rest of
us. Will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across the entire
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10 years. Hello.
That's too long to do that. And welcome to the 510th
episode of Cinema PsyOps. This represents the 510th
consecutive week that my co host, Matt and myself have been doing
this show. It just keeps going forever. Forever,
Forever. Me saying hello or us recording
this show or both. Both. That's fair. That's very fair.
That's very, very fair. You know, I've been increasing my lung power
by doing that staircase run up and down the stairs every day that we talk
about that I do at work. You know, it's five flights up and down.
Oh, yeah. Do it multiple times a day. And that lung power increase is only
just gonna basically make it easier for me to say hello for even exorbitantly longer
amounts of time that are gonna annoy everybody but me, just because I can prove
I can do it. Well, I mean, sometimes you gotta prove to everyone who's
the boss. Yeah. And Tony Danza. Yes.
Often the boss is Tony Danza when it's considering that
small house that he is the boss of. But the entire planet, I would submit,
is bossed by Mothra. Mothra. Yeah. I mean, that's what it sounds
like, but it's always like it's the same for every Mothra movie
or any movie Mothra is in is the same story. Mothra is old,
Mothra dies. Mothra reborn. Its new egg. There you go.
It's a formula that has worked for them in the past. What they did
differently in this one is they're like, okay, let's take the spiritual version of Mothra
that is like an earthly protector that's also somewhat of a goddess, which I'm here
for all day, FYI. If you're not, these movies aren't for you. Cool.
But I am. I'm for it all day. The issue that I have with Rebirth
of Mothra that we're covering this week with 1996 is that they went
hard into kids films with these after. Yeah, after the
gloriousness of the violence and just degradation
and fucking destruction and chaos and evil.
That was Godzilla versus Destroya. For Godzilla to go out on the Heisei era and
just basically just destroy the world and have this huge apocalyptic thing
that was the ending of that movie. And then we go into this film
the following week, and it's such a. Such like a. A.
Everything will be fine, kids. There's no real danger.
There's just, you know, some monsters that are smashing up some stuff and are trying
to kill the planet. But Mothra's here to sacrifice herself once again. And that's
a meme, by the way, what you said about that plot line. For everything for
Mothra, there's literally a Meme out there where it's like any Kaiju shows
up and then it shows Mothra. I guess I'll die again. I guess
I'm just gonna go die. Right? It's a thing. All these twins sing different songs
about it. Yeah, see, that's. It's a thing that a lot of fans of
Mothra, like myself, kind of have to deal with. We're always gonna watch her sacrifice
herself in some way, shape or form, and. We'Re always gonna have an egg that's
gonna rebirth her. Yeah. And often the egg will be stolen by humans to not
be returned until the Mothra comes to try and get the egg and destroys a
bunch of shit. Or Godzilla shows up to try and destroy the egg and destroys
a bunch of shit. I mean, it's. It's a whole thing. It really is.
But the basic gist of it is. It'S a whole egg stealing thing,
right? Well, Mothra is essentially Mother Earth, right? Like, that's the idea.
She's the protector of humanity. She's the thing that keeps humans going in these worlds.
She's an allegory for that kind of thing. And the way that we've been treating
Mother Earth has not changed. So therefore, the plot line on how Mothra is going
to react to humans should not have to change. I submit to you. Because this
is like the whole gamma protector of, you know, all children. Well, Mothra is supposed
to be the allegory for Mother Earth. It's reciprocal. Right. Because we haven't been changing
the way that we treat the planet that we live on. That's sustain. That's the
reason why Mothra's reaction to us in the way that Mothra has to live continues
to be the same plotline every time. Yeah, that's what I'm. I mean,
obviously, that's what I'm getting at there. Now, this one, like I said, it does
go a little too hard into the kids story. And I think the reason for
that is I was kind of alluding to Mothra being the protector of the Earth,
also going to be protector of children. So therefore, Gamera, all friend of children,
we're going to go back to that. And then also, I think it works better
to try and do some kids movies to see if maybe they can do a
softer edge Kaiju film that still has the monster action to get more money.
And if you're going to experiment, sell more toys. Right. If you're going to experiment
with that a little bit, why not use Mothra and see how that goes?
Because Mothra would be the most family friendly one. Right? And I like these films.
I admit they are way too much into the kids realm. But if
you can kind of just ignore that and go with it, I promise you,
when the Kaiju action gets started in this, you will not be disappointed. I mean,
we're talking flamethrower, Kaiju mouth flames being thrown out of Kaiju.
It's incredible. Just wait, you'll get it. Yeah. Yeah. All right,
so let's stop dilly dallying and beating around the bush about it. Let's act,
actually jump into it like we've been doing all along. Songs either popular
and on the billboards in the same year the film was released or songs
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Sam
back. The theme for all stoners and
slackers of the 90s. He was kind of a bit of a folk hero in
his time because he was like this total off with everything that he was doing,
but he was still like this weird musical genius that just half heartedly attempted at
doing. Anything with just like he had a. That entire opening album for him was
just, just like hit after hit after. Hit, which is where he got
popular. But he had a couple albums before that that like nobody really knew about
until that hit. And then we all kind of went back. I dug deep into
Beck's lore and I was really into that stuff because it was like a slacker
icon because you couldn't get more slacker than fucking Beck in that era. Really?
No, no. Beck was definitely the biggest slacker in the music industry
at that point. Right. And he was kind of like a hero for all of
us slackers out there that, hey, we could. We could fail our way to the
middle like this too. Look at that. I'm going to fail up. And you know
what happens? That didn't happen. Nope. Nope. The rest of us just became serious losers
because we didn't have Beck's talent. Yep. Yeah, let's. Let's cheer. It turns out
if you have a massive amount of talent, you can just around all the time.
It'll work out for you. Yeah, if you don't have massive amount of talent,
you around all the time, things are gonna go pretty bad. And the
really sad thing is you can have a bunch of really, really good talent not
around, and things will still go really bad for you. But we're not here to
talk about how life turned out for corporations. We're here to talk about rebirth of
Mothra from 1996. All right. The first 20. Well, we cutting down
the rainforest because. You know, fuck it, because Berngali was a thing that happened,
right? Yeah. And this leads to our first clip. We've got a
deadline, don't forget. We'll just have to fell the young trees too and mix them
in for pulp. There's no other way. Okay, bye. Hey, boss. Looks like Malaysia stopped
logging altogether. Yeah, must be those conservationists again. More orders for us.
Yes, sure. Hey, boss. Tokyo. Okay, thanks. Yeah,
Godo speaking. Yeah, we were just discussing businessmen always raping the planet
for money. Hey, hey, hey, sir. It's called capitalism, all right?
You say that like it's a good thing. I mean, come on, it's the greatest,
right? We find. They find the some kind of like middle medallion
on the ground and they start fucking with it. And we cut to the twins
with Mothra and they are looking very scared. Then there's
a scary lady and she seems happy about this. So anyway,
the dude removes the medallion and a rock slide happens on the mouth.
Anyway, we cut to a little kid and he's getting home.
And that's our next annoying clip. Luckily I cut this down, so it's a lot
shorter, folks. Give it back. Wikaba. It's my book.
Stop it, children. Give it back. It belongs to me.
Stop typing. Come on.
Wikaba took my book. Mom, come on. She's younger than you are. Why can't you
let her have it?
Hello, Mrs. Godo speaking. Oh, it's you,
darling. Hi.
What? But you were gonna come home today.
Hey, come on now. You were supposed to go and pick up Tyche's tutor,
weren't you? Sorry, you're gonna have to go. I can't leave. I got problems here.
That's what you always say, dear. Why are you never around when you need it,
huh? We got a problem. It's not my fault, okay? Oh, it's always work,
isn't it? You weren't even here when Cabba was sick. I told you why I
couldn't come back, didn't I? Oh, well, forget it. You want to work, then just
get on with it and see if I care. Okay, so we've sort of seen
the scary lady, but we haven't really, like, fully seen her flying around and doing
her thing yet. But I'm just gonna come right out now and say I think
that that lady was heavily influenced by Rita Repulsa. Like, the popularity of Power
Rangers, I think, had a lot to do with this particular character showing up.
Agreed. Agreed. Yeah. Okay. Since we're in accord with
that, I'm just gonna, like, deal with it and move on. I' glad that you
saw it, too. Yep. So the twins, they take a. We cut to the twins,
they're taking a mini Mothra, which apparently they called Fairy. I'm offended.
But they take him for a flight. No, no, it's Fairy. Like, you know,
to ferry across, like, the Staten island ferry. The. The thing that. The ship that
carries you. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But they. They named it Fairy,
and I was like, you know that you're gonna give it a complex, so.
That's very woke of you, Matt. That's very, very woke of you. I am very
woke. Thank you. Thank you for noticing how woke I am.
You've got the badge for the most independent liberal
thinker in this entire podcast right now. You've won that. Ah,
yeah, that's. I just needed it because all my shit's performative.
So, anyway, the dude gets home, and that
is our next clip. That's fair. I would have clipped this whole goddamn thing.
Thought you weren't coming home. I managed to catch the last flight.
Oh. Hey,
do you have a chain you could put this on? What is it? I found
at the site. Let me see that. If I
can just find a chain, it'll make a nice present for Wakaba. No, don't touch
those. They're very valuable. Here.
This one? Oh, yeah. Okay.
There. She sound asleep.
Is that your way of apologizing?
You're lovable, you know that? Totally unlike your mom.
Don't. I don't watch drinking in here. It's all right.
Go back to sleep. It's just like the legend foretold.
You mean the legendary creature is trapped in this rock?
Someone has removed the sacred seal of Elias. The chamber's unsealed.
A human being, no doubt. I certainly
hope it was. What if it was Belvira? If Belvira did take the seal,
what would happen? She would try to use the creature held in this rock as
her slave.
We must find the seal before it's too late. At any given moment,
my allegiance has changed. Yeah. Especially during that clip, as everyone has heard.
Yep. So anyway, the cup
to the little girl in boy's room. I mean, you know, that looks like a
big house. They're making them share the bedroom. What the. Man, these kids can't stand
each other. Give the other kid a room. Yeah, but if you
think about it. Anyway, if you think about it, it's easier to lock them both
away in one solitary room and they can just share a bucket and then they
can ignore them. Oh, that's true, actually. You can tell that mother wants to do
that. Yeah. The father's already begun. He travels
for work. He's out of there. He doesn't. He works a plane right away on
an is. Yeah. He can't stand his family that much that he has to hop
a plane to an island remotely away from them to do some mining.
Yeah, yeah. It's not even mine. Just cutting down trees.
Right. He's a forester. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I said mining,
because I wanted to make him sound more manly. And I'm stoned. Whatever. Yeah.
How dare you. Nothing manly about that guy. Fucking stupid suit.
What an idiot. So, yeah, why does he even need to be there to like
supervise the cross cutting, right? I don't know, man. It's not like he's actually
doing anything. He just stays in his little fucking office like a turd. So he's
like a fourth generation hole watcher. He just stands there and watches the guys digging
the hole to make sure that they're digging it. Right? Yeah. You know that.
You know, when he was a kid, he was really proud of being a hall
monitor. Yeah, absolutely. That's totally. This guy Told his dad I
finally made it to the cool kids club. Anyway, all the toys start
going off and this little girl sees someone. And we see a shadow of a
dragon, like a small dragon flying. Well, we cut to the next morning and.
Fuck it. That's our next clip again. Dialogue happened in this film.
Justifiable clip. Wakaba, get up.
It's late. Look at all this junk
mail. It gets worse every week. Yeah, it's a waste of paper.
No wonder we're losing the rainforest. Don't forget, that's how you make your living,
dear. Maybe, but it's still no excuse to waste it.
Hello, Mrs. Gato? Speaking. Yes, just hold on a moment please.
Darling. Mr. Mochita for you. Hello, Garo here.
The morning show. At first sight, it resembles
a huge fossil or a remnant of an ancient culture. It seems the Hokuku Corporation,
which owns this forest, is planning to destroy it. We've been campaigning to
preserve the wilderness in Hokkaido. And over the past few months we've heard that cut
down swaths of the forest. They've been watching us. Last week, Hokuku had some major
problems with environmentalists protesting at their logging operations.
They have been extremely active all over Southeast Asia recently.
What an assholes. Yeah, it's just
listening to the clips back as we're doing this show right now. I'm flip flopping
on whose side I'm actually on. Like, I don't think I like anybody in this
family. And I think it's at this point that they're supposed to be completely irredeemable
until the things start to happen. Like they're supposed to be awful. You're supposed to
dislike all of them for very. I'm rooting for Kaiju's. Well, yeah, yeah.
Like the eventual destruction that's about to come from this Rita Repulsa knockoff that's going
to be flying around here on that dragon that we're about to see. Like,
you know, spoiler alert to everybody that may not have seen this film and is
now listening to this review. I mean, if you didn't know where that was going.
I said there was a shadow of a mini dragon flying around the kids room.
And then she said hi. If you didn't get the idea that that was going
to be the Rita character, I got bad news for you, right? You.
You need to go to a home. It's gonna be okay. But not a good
home. You should go to a bad home. Wow. Okay, then it
won't be okay if they go to a bad home. I don't know. I came
from a bad home. It's okay for me. I don't give a.
As long as they're away from you. I see how it works. So much
for your woke badge. I'm taking. Like I said, I'm real
flip flopp, real flip floppy. I don't know what points I'm going to be super
woke. And at other points it's going to sound like you're talking to a fucking
Republican on the other line. All right, I forgot what I was
going to say. Someone. So just get back to your notes. All right.
So the girl then starts hurling her bro around
the room and he gets out of there. We see the evil lady is sitting
on this mini dragon. The mini dragon is kind of cool looking. I got a
lie. Kind of cool. I got to admit, all of the creatures built in this
film and the way that they're composited in is the epitome of what you
would have gotten in the late 90s. This looks really fucking good. It looks real
good. Real good. Yeah. If you're not a fan of the design of the dragon,
if you think it's a little too cutesy, then I can see where you would
get that. I'm fine with that. I can see that. But you can't argue that
it's not done well. Right. The execution. Maybe you don't like the design,
but the design was executed exactly. The design was executed rather
well. And that's exactly what I was getting at. But again, this is a kids
film, so that's supposed to appeal to children. And it doesn't look that much different
than the dragons from how to Train Dragon, which was a kids film. Yeah,
exactly. So if I. If I'm this movie, I'm going to
sue the people of how to Train your train. You copied our homework.
But they changed it just enough to make it different. It's fine. Yeah, yeah.
So anyway, the evil lady also has the medallion. The dad has to
head back to the island now, much to the mother's chagrin.
Bros, he's coming home. And he smiles in the window,
sees his sister's just got all the junk food around her, is really
just snacking while watching tv. And we see dragon lady shows
up and she's like, your sister hates you. I hate my sisters too.
Then controls the dog to chase the boy up a tree. Well,
the twins fly in on their mini moth or the fairy and
find the boy up in the tree and they, and they help him out.
He's like, looks like he's about to fall, and they, like, you know, stop him.
We see inside the mom's been tied up in the little dragon still just flying
around everywhere. Evil lady tries to shotgun a beer.
So, you know, that's hot. I like the animation of the
fizzy beer that, like, fel around her. That was, like, almost twice her size that
she was trying to deal with. Like, it was really. This was funny and charming.
So you're having to clear off the foam off her mouth, too. Yeah, yeah,
it was funny. That was. That was sexual, by the way. It was still funny.
Either way, all of that was actually pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, it was good stuff.
So the evil lady sees the news report about,
like, where the medallion came from and all that. She knows,
hey, that's where, you know, the monster is that I want. Well,
anyway, then the twins get in there on their. Their little moth, and there's
a fly around shoot between the two
little flyers. And that's kind of a fun scene. Yeah, again, for kids. The graphics
are actually pretty good for it. A lot of, like, fun stuff happening. This is
a pretty long scene. That's kind of my only complaint
is it takes up a lot of screen time. But it's, again, it is a
kids film. This is involving smaller creatures that kids find, you know,
cute and fun, chasing each other. And the twins are supposed to be the good
guys. So we need to give them a little bit of something to do.
And then. Plus, the ferry, as in Staten island, you know,
needs to be flown around to sell that as a toy eventually. You know,
the whole thing. Yeah, of course, it's just a mini Mothra. It has all the
same powers Mothra has. Yeah, just mini. Yeah. And it carries the ladies
around. As in Staten Island. Yeah. So right as the
boy goes to untie his mom and try to help out his sister, who's canatonic
at this point. And right before he can, the dragon shoots a
shot at him, and the little moth takes the brunt of it.
So the bad lady and her dragon fly out a window. They were
in, like, this net that the boy tried to catch him in. They're able to
fly away. And this leads to our next clip.
Fairy. Fairy.
Fairy.
Sorry, it's all my fault. No, it's all right.
But fairy here won't be able to fly for a while. I'm sorry.
We've messed up your house, haven't we? Who are you little people?
Belvira. Will she be coming back again? I guess not. She's heading
for Hokkaido. Hokkaido? It's where they discovered the Mysterious rock.
But that's where your father's working. Kudos to this family for being the
very first humans to discover the pixie girls
and not try to immediately put them on TV to make a ton of money
out of them. For as shitty as these families can be.
Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. What do they do? They greet them like they are.
They say, well, who are you little people? Like, as in, we recognize that you
are sick, sentient beings with feelings and not, you know, cash cows for which we
can put into slavery and to have performed for us for money. Yeah. Even said
little people. Yeah, yeah. They address them like sentient beings.
They are immediately. So kudos to this family. They're starting to win me over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is very nice of them.
Anyway, that's the end of that 20 minutes. Well, that's kind of all I got
to say because we've been adding the commentary and spicing it up as we go.
But again, kudos to this fucking family for recognizing them
as the sentient beings that they are and treating them with dignity and respect right
off the bat. Good. Agreed. And we also get a little mini Kaiju battle
that was kind of fun to watch. Maybe a little long, but at least it
was fun. Yeah. The flying battle of them going back and forth at each other
with the Staten island fairy creature that takes the. The Pixie girls
around a little bit. And the. The dragon is fun. What, it can shoot out
the fire and everything. The little mini Rita Repulsa, like, character is
actually kind of endearing and fun. Again, I would not recommend not
being on illicit substances of some sort that you enjoy that alter your perception
of reality before watching Rebirth of. Yeah, because I watched it sobered.
It's not as much fun as probably what you had. Right, Right. I watched
the stoned as fuck because I don't do barely anything but go to work straight
now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I'm not working, I'm not
sober these days because life, I gotta. Work on Sundays, so Fuck me,
right? So, anyway, I would recommend it because it'll make it
easier to watch this as a kids film. Now, Matt, I know that you were
able to kind of, you know, put the right kind of goggles on here.
Like, I would be watching this with kids enjoying this film. I know that you're
still having fun with it because we're poking fun at it, but clearly you still
enjoyed what it was that this film was doing, because what it may not be
for you, it's. It's executing a Kid's film pretty damn flawlessly for
what you want out of a kid's film. It's doing a great job so far
and it's making it fun enough that the whole family can actually watch it.
So what they're attempting to do, they're doing successfully here in the first 20 minutes.
And that's all I gotta add. And I'm ready to move on. All right.
So. All right. The next morning starts.
The dad pulls up at work and there's. There's that dude reported there trying to
get past everyone. The mountain then all of a sudden explodes
and it starts like blowing up, but then it stops.
Well, then we cut to the family while they're flying out. And that's our next
clip. Thanks a lot, Mom.
It's okay. If I hadn't seen those little people,
I would never have believed you. Here, There you go.
What lovely dolls you've got there. They're really special.
And that toy moth too. Isn't it beautiful? What's his
Fairy. Huh?
Fairy. That's its name.
Fairy.
The bulldozer's moving you like that little commercial right there
in the middle of the plane ride where they're very clearly saying, wouldn't that make
a wonderful toy? Wouldn't these make a beautiful set of dolls? Huh? Huh?
Yeah. That Minnie Mothra would be a great to little fairy toy. Yeah,
that's great. Right? And then the little dolls,
I mean we're gonna have. Yeah, they're gonna make action figures. It's great. And we
never got them because I would probably collect them. I would have. Because. Yeah,
you would have them in. In the bunker right now or. No, I'm. You're not
in the bunker. You're just a base one. I would have them
in the lab. Yeah, yeah, you'd have the lab. There you go. I forgot that's
what we called it. I was getting ready to call it Home One.
Home One. This is Gold Leader. All right. It is May the fourth. I get
it. You had to throw something in there. Yeah, I had to. Yeah. Only you
real Star wars nerds are gonna understand that one. All right, so the lady is.
Now the evil lady has taken over dad. As he's driving dynamite
up the mountain, it hits a bump and he gets thrown from the truck,
but it still crashes in and there's a huge explosion.
The mom and the kids get there. She's able to find the dad who's been
knocked out. The kids watch. It's this huge three headed dragon
shows up. We're told it feeds on trees, not humans.
Because of the life force that trees have. And the lady's flying,
saying she's gonna find a way to control it. The evil lady. And this all
leads to our next clip. What is it doing now?
It'll stay and suck the energy from the forest for a while before moving on
again. It's terrible. Once it's sucked enough
energy, it'll be strong enough to move around more freely.
And then soon it'll be strong enough to fly. It can fly.
From now on, you'll be on your own.
What'll you do? Don't worry about us. We'll take your
mother to a safe place. And after that we'll call Mothra.
Mona. Mothra.
Wakaba. Please guard the seal for us again. Even if
we don't come back, you must never let Belvira have it.
Let's go. Are you really gonna call up
Mothra? Mothra is too old. She'll never be able to make it.
Why can't we just let her rest in peace? But only Mothra
can stop that monster now. Like she did millions of years ago.
But there were many Mothras back then, Mona.
Now things are just different. She's all alone. She's old and
weakened after giving birth. She can't do
it. Seems a bit ageist from that one pixie girl that's supposed to be
a big booster of Mothra to sing. To sing to her and shit. Right?
Like that's kind of ageist. She may be a little more just concerned about Mothra
because, I mean, let's face it, Mothra is old. Did just give birth and is
old. I mean, you're asking a lot of Mothra at this point. No, I'm.
I'm going to be woke in the bad way too. And I'm going to expect
the same out of a freshly birthed, given old Mothra that
might be dying. As I would from a young, fresh faced Mothra that just came
out of the cocoon. I expect the same because. Oh man, that's. You get
the. You get the bad woke badge today.
I get the misuse of woke badge. Yeah, the misuse of
wokeness. You get that, by the way, that's the end of the 20 minutes.
Yeah, let's just roll into the next 20. We can keep going. It's all good.
Hey, next 20 parents are in the. Are in a forest fire. And this leads
to our next clip. Yeah, there's dialogue, so why not?
Where are my children? They're both saf. They're heading
away from the fire. Towards that mountain. Just follow this valley and you'll be
fine. Thank you.
Hurry up. Do you see that? What were they?
They were the Elias. Now let's go.
What? Lara, I'll need your help. Even if
Mothra comes, what can she do? She'll be killed. You know that.
But what other alternative to we have? What do you think Mothra
would do? Other Kaiju shows up Mothra. Guess I'll die then. Yeah. Yeah,
guess. All right. So. All right, so they sing a song. It wakes up Mothra
and man go. On for like a music video length amount of
time too. It does both songs. They do. They do. This happens like three times.
Yeah. There's. There's a bit of a moment or two where the movie
breaks into a musical format that you just have to endure. I'm real
sorry about that. But did I mention that the three headed dragon thing that looks
an awful lot like Ghidra will be spit and fire out of those three mouths
all at once? Because that's going to happen. Yeah. It's going to be awesome.
It's going to be amazing. Just hold on. It'll be worth it. Yep. In Here,
in this 20 minutes now after that, there's not another clip for the rest of
this 20 minutes. So it's going to go fast. Well, let's hammer it out.
All right. So the kids there kind of the Mothra is flying out. We cut
to the kids. They're tired and arguing now and they're all pissy.
Mom is walking with dad. She twists her ankle, but dad's able to
help her out. Then Mothra shows up and Mothra
confronts our three headed dragon. And Mothra gets absolutely
bodied by this thing. There is no offense,
not really for Mothra. They bite. He bites into a wing with one of his
heads, I believe. He starts throwing fire from his mouth.
Really? It's hardcore. Mothra just gets absolutely.
The flamethrowing is amazing. Yeah. Okay. I don't know how they did this,
but they literally have what looks like the equivalent of flamethrowers coming out of each
mouth. Yeah. Of the heads of that gidra looking. Looking like four legged,
three headed dragon thing. And whenever each of them does the
fire, the heads then move independently and are continuing to move as
if you had three different dudes with flamethrowers trying to torch everything in
sight in front of it. And it looks incredible. And this is hitting the
Mothra thing. This is hitting the stage on, on the ground. Things are randomly catching
up on fire. And on top of that, the puppeteering of the heads, at least
in one of the versions of this three headed dragon is so good that it
actually does coordinate like a set of arms where the two outer arms will actually
grab and bite onto wings or something else. And then the middle head will just
start attacking the shit out of it or blasting or whatever. With Mothra,
this thing is the most coordinated and evil version of Gaedra
we've gotten yet. And it looks so sinister. It looks like the evil
dragons that you would have seen in like yakuza tattoos and shit. Like the head
is just full on evil, terrifying looking. They light it
red from the bottom everywhere to make it look even more terrifying and evil.
And they're doing everything they can to make this monster scary. And it's almost too
scary for a kids film considering everything else that we've seen. Yeah, everything else
we've seen has been really kitty, kid like and kid friendly.
And now we get this thing and it's fucking not. It's terrifying.
Yeah, it's like goddamn nightmare fuel in the middle of this like happy go lucky
fucking kids film. Yeah. And it's such a hard turn into.
Monster old moth after it. Yeah, yeah. Well, like a moth to a flame.
Get it right,
we can move on. I just wanted to point all that out. Yeah. So as
Mothra's getting bodied, Mothra's egg is starting to hatch. They're all kind of
worried because it's a little early, but so they start singing it so that it
becomes strong so it can get out of its egg. So it's more songs.
This is another music video long thing. Yeah, it takes. Then we get more of
Mothra getting its ass whooped. And the kids are taking a break and they're watch.
And the bad lady tries to get the amulet again and.
But however this time Mothra actually shows up and is weak, but is
able to stop her. And then the kids use the amulet to help heal Mothra.
So we see the baby swimming in the ocean. It's on its way to help
the kids see it. As it gets to land, the baby gives the dragon a
three headed facial. But then it starts getting its ass clapped by
the three headed monster. Remember, this is a kids film, so it's not a
facial. It's covering it in cotton candy. Oh, okay, sorry, my bad. But we're
not a kid show. So that thing is giving it a facial.
A Fugaki. So Mothra
then shows back up and starts blasting the dragon and both
baby Mothra are attacking and looks like they're having a Good effect. However,
it starts whipping on Mothra more. And then the ladies tells
it to turn attention to the baby. Because Mothra is old and weak. The baby
runs away, is able to escape. The parents find the kids. That's the
end of that. 20 minutes before we go into the next. There is a sequence
in there where the. The Mothra larva gets picked up when it first
gets done doing the facial thing that we skipped over, where one head on each
side picks it up and bites down. And there is blood coming out of it.
And they just. Green. Yeah, it's like yellowish green. And they're talking before the
thing goes in there to attack. They can't stop talking about how this is just
a baby. It's actually kind of born premature. It's not at full strength.
They say all of this stuff to get it set up. So when you see
that monstrosity we described earlier, pick this thing up and slam
it around. And you know that it's young, it's premature, and it's a baby.
And you see it know that the first thing that it gets to learn in
this world is this kind of violence. Yeah. And it's just like, wow,
this is not a good start for this version of Mothra, is it? No.
Yeah. This. This version of Mothra had to come out fighting, like, right away.
Yeah. And I mean, the bite marks and everything like that. You do kind of
feel bad, like they're driving it home. Like it's supposed to be trying to make
the kids cry and be fearful for the baby Mothra larva. Like, that's what's supposed
to be happening there, right? That. It's exactly what's supposed to be happening.
Yeah. And it is. It's fucking brutal. And the monster sequences
in this are fucking terrific. And they're worth going through all the other shit or
fast forwarding through it if you don't feel like going through it just to see
this stuff. But it's worth having this disc for this shit alone. It's incredible.
Oh, yeah. Definitely. Yeah. I mean, this is a good fight. I, like all
the Kaiju action in this movie is. Is really good. Yeah. And I was really
good. I would submit to you that the human stuff in this isn't any less
or more annoying than any of the other human stuff that we've dealt with.
And we did not. Like. Like, as far as. No. The kid. Anytime there
are going to be kids in a Kaiju movie, unfortunately, with the way they do
dubbing in English and make them all high, screechy kids. They always do it in
every movie. It's going to be annoying, but. Yeah, no more annoying than any other
the goddamn movies the kids are in. Yeah, like the diamond kids that were in
Diamond 3 that I really, really was miserable during are still
way worse to me than these kids. Way worse. Way worse. I agree. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. I'm glad. Well, we're in a corridor for that. There's really nothing
to discuss further. Let's move on to the next 20. No. All right. So the
next 20 starts out with a attack. They're sitting
at a dam and there's more of a fight happening. And Mothra
actually ends up blowing the dam up. And it sends the dragon off
through the water rushing, and the dragon can't hang on and kind of gets swept
away. Well, Mothra heads out to the ocean and talks to the baby
and then sinks and dies, much to the chagrin of the twins.
The kids find the twins. And that is our next clip.
You all right?
Where's it going to transform itself? What do
you mean transform? It has to change into a full grown moth.
Where's it gone? We'll never know that.
It's a secret. If it grows into a moth,
will it beat Desghidora? Here.
Will you keep it for a while? I'm quite sure we'll need your help again
sooner or later.
According to a military spokesman in Hokkaido, the monster
stands around 50 meters tall and measures around 100 meters from head to tail.
The stream of burning material it emits from its three mouths is
said to be like molten lava. The military is on
full alert in the area, and reinforcements have been called up to try to contain
the monster and also to fight the fires that are raging throughout Hokkaido.
So far, the monster has scorched over 8,000 square kilometers
of forest. Communication with the Hokkaido area has been
difficult as many telephone transmitters have been destroyed and
the remaining ones are overloaded. Also, many plants and trees have started to
wither. This phenomenon was first noticed in Monbetsu and has spread to other parts
of Hokkaido. These weather satellite pictures show the strange clouds that have
appeared over Hokkaido. A strange kind of fog seems
to be coming out of these clouds. It's badly affecting all the plant life in
Hokkaido. It's also reported that the oxygen content of the local
air has been reduced.
Well, we have some more news just come in. It seems the
monster's now taken to the air. I love how they get the report of the
monster's taken to the air, but then we see it's way too flying. Yeah,
for Anybody that didn't think they were getting some form of ghidra, you now see
that it looks exactly like some form of ghidra. King Ghidra. Yeah, but they call
it. It's like D or something like that because Dai Gajra. Yeah, it's Dai Gidra.
Yeah. Yeah. But this is a. I just call it the dragon. Yeah, but this
is a very terrifying version of it. You can call it whatever you want.
It's a very terrifying version of Gidra. Like the way that they designed it
is sweet. This is true. So anyway,
the family is together at the hospital. We see the baby is
swimming about and this was a pretty short 20 minutes for the
film because it was a lot of just visual visuals. So anyway, there's another news
report and that is our next clip. It's been confirmed that another strange
creature was seen heading in from the Pacific. This strange creature has landed
on Yaku island in Kagoshima Prefecture. And so
now from both north and south, Japan is being attacked by two
terrible creatures. Yaku island, where the second monster
landed, is known as a World Heritage Nature Conservation Area area.
It's also famous for its thousand year old virgin forest of cedar
trees. The trees you can see on the screen are said to be over 7,000
years old. However, islanders claim that some of the bigger trees
are even older, some dating back over 10,000 years.
Thank you.
The patients are being kept alive with oxygen.
Lack of oxygen is a serious problem and many of the
older people are in poor condition. Even I
feel bad. I can hardly breathe now. It's getting worse.
Hey, what are you doing? Cell phones aren't allowed in the hospital.
It's against the rules. This is an emergency. But rules are rules,
sir. Don't be ridiculous. Just let me go. No, you can't.
Hey. Hey. That's my fault. Give it back. We'll keep
it for you. Give it to me.
It's you. You're the one who's responsible for this. It's your
fault. Do you hear? You let the monster out. Stop it. He didn't know.
How can you say it was all his fault? He knew exactly what he was
doing. It's all your fault. Make it easy. Let me help.
Leave me alone. We're all gonna die and it's all him fault.
Now calm down. No one's gonna die. You don't know that no
one's gonna die. Mr. Mothra's gonna come and save us.
Mothra. All right, that's the end of that. 20 minutes before we go into the
final 30 it. Let's just finish it off. Hey, let's do it.
Well, the baby makes its cocoon, as this
always does. The family is hearing the song that
the girls are singing while he's making the cocoon. So this is your third music
video. Yeah. We have lots of little moths.
They explode like little glowing moths explode from the cocoon.
And then they form a new Mothra. The news.
We have another news report. And that is our next clip. We've just heard the
creature has been transformed into a gigantic moth. That's great.
It's gigantic. It's even larger than a jumbo jet. Our reporter,
Mr. Horai is at the scene and sends this exclusive report. Even if it is
that big a moth, still a moth. How can it defeat such a terrible monster?
Hey, Mom. Every year, more people die from bee stings
than they die from being bitten by a snake. It's just an insect,
but don't write it off. See you later.
Wakaba, go stop him. I'm going too.
Wakaba, come back.
So anyway, Mothra is ready to whoop some ass.
The twins intercept their sister,
blast her dragon down, and just completely whoop her
ass. We still see the little dragon was a machine
this whole time. When she goes to inspect his body, it was a robot.
Yeah, that's. So we don't feel bad about seeing him get all destroyed and dead.
That's all. Yeah, yeah. Because that dragon was kind of adorable, but. All right,
so I would keep it as a. But then there's a giant fire.
And the twins actually saved their sister from it by picking them
up with the. With the. With the fairy.
The Mothra just bodies like it does.
One of its special moves is it can actually separate itself into all those little
moss again and then form itself back and it just whoops the dragon's
ass. It's not even a fight. The dragon hardly gets any offense in.
Really. Just Mothra whooping the shit out of them. The kids show up and
toss the medallion. Toss the twins the
medallion. And they use it to trap the beast one more time.
The twins then talk to the kids in our next clip.
Hey, Tyche. Wakaba and Des Ghidorah. He's been sealed
up again, so only this one is left.
Hey,
Tyche. Look up.
Valvera.
Come back.
Belvira.
You can't hope to catch me, stupid human. You evil
witch. Mona Laura. I'm warning you to never trust a
human being. Wait, Belvira. Mark my words. Sooner or later,
they'll bring about your destruction. You'll see. Wait.
Tyche. Hey, she's getting away. We're sorry. Sorry,
Taiki, but we didn't tell you the whole story. Yes,
you see, Belvira is really our sister. She's your sister,
Wakaba, Deep down you do love your brother, don't you?
Well, it's the same with us. See, Belvira is a
bit of a troublemaker, it's true. But she's still our elder sister. And we love
Take it in, Wakaba. Would you like a ride on Mothra? Can we really
ride her? The caterpillar became a Mothra and received her power from the 10,000 year
old trees.
Hey, dad,
this is terrible. What on earth have we done here?
Nature spent millions of years making all this and we destroyed it
all in a matter of minutes. So what now? It may not be
too late to save the trees in the forests. It's going to take many
years of hard work.
Maybe when we have grandchildren, they can
live in a different world. One where people respect the environment.
We have to make sure that becomes a reality. All right.
Mothra starts flying over and helps everything regrow.
As it was kind of desolate. It is now flushing green again.
And this leads to our final clip.
Very soon says thank you for saving your life, Tyche. You're welcome.
You two saved the earth. We're so grateful to you.
No, you did it too. We all did it.
Are you calling? It was a privilege to
meet you. Thank you all again. Especially you, Tyche.
Goodbye. Now I'm
thinking that fairy would make a really good toy. They should sell that. Yeah,
yeah, that would have been. That's a money maker. That would have been a collection
collector's item. Anyway, they fly away. The kids say
goodbye. Roll credits. Cinema PsyOps 10
years. 10 years. Wow. As far as kids movies
go, this is definitely one where if I wanted to get a kid into a
Kaiju movie, particularly. I mean, I hate to say it this way, but I think
that this would actually skew more towards little girls. I think this
film would be perfect for. I kind of think so. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little
bit more. I think it was cute because even. The dragon is a little cutesy.
Right. And I think not the three headed drag the mini dragon. Yeah.
And you know, there may be little boys that like that, but they would have
to be little boys that were raised by non toxic men that would allow them
to enjoy something like this, I think. Or little boys as in me when
I was like 13 and this was on cable and I caught it. Well,
congratulations, Cort. Yeah, like you now have the Woke badge.
Yeah. That's part of the reason why I wanted to hold off on covering these.
And then also just because this is the most self indulgent thing I've probably ever
done is these Kaiju movies. Because this is all about just for me. Like,
this is so selfish to pick all of these Kaiju films. But you've been having
a blast with them too. And I'm glad that you have because if you were
not enjoying these movies, this would be really difficult to do these shows. Yeah.
Right. It'd be like, oh God, why is the man in the drubber rubber suit
annoying me so much? Yeah. But like, you see everything
that you need to see and all the stuff that you need to see.
The way that you are seeing them. Right. Like the way that you need to
enjoy this is you actually understand just how much work went into every
single tiny little composited shot. And you appreciate all of that work and
you enjoy how good it actually looks. And you don't give a fuck that you
can tell that it's a man in a rubber suit. Because everything else around them
looks so realistic and cool that you are just amazed. And I love that you
can see it that way because there are so many people that can't. And I
feel sad for them, my friend. I do. Yeah, they're sad,
sad people. If you can't find the joy in sudimation,
I do. I feel bad for you because I can find it and I
enjoy it so much. And I just wish that you could have a modicum of
the joy that this brings me, you know? And I'm
glad that. Right. I'm glad that you can enjoy it too. Right. I think that's
a great. It's a lot of fun. Let's go ahead and end the review with
that high note here. And then let's bring everybody down because on the Pirate Radio
Edit, also released in 1996, we're going to play Jamiroquai with Virtual Insanity
before we come back. Hey, how's that bringing everyone down? That's a. That's an upbeat
song. It's also Jamiroi on the pirate radio. Yeah.
Okay.
Inexplicably, out of nowhere where that song starts playing, a bunch
of weird belts just start moving across the floor everywhere. And Matt
just starts dancing and he doesn't know why. Yeah, just dancing to it. I don't
know, man. I gotta dance. Put on your stupid hat
do your little stupid pretentious dance to your stupid song. Poor kids Hats were all
the rage Back then. All right. Or just chill out and give us our story
time.
Story time.
Anyway, let me tell you about the story. First time I ever got my first
bucket hat, it was 1999. Seriously? You had a bucket
hat? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I did. I had one of those.
Were you in a frat when I had a bucket hat? Yes, I was.
You were in a frat with a bucket hat. Oh, my God. I'm Dr.
Seussing you. You really are. Yeah, that happened.
Anyway. God damn it.
Story time. I don't know, man. Shit, like,
nothing's really been going on. It's hard to have a story time when, like,
nothing goes on. I'm totally fine. If you got to do a story time fail,
we have a story time fail. That's fine. We're almost hitting an hour anyway.
Story time fail. Fellas, I'm sorry. I'm going to. I'm going to have to start
writing up, down during. I have ideas and then I lose them. Yeah,
yeah. That's what I had to start doing, too, is I had to start writing
notes down for the whole thing. Well, I can just basically take the first time
I watch Rebirth of Mothra, and I'll put it in here for my story time.
I saw this on Sci Fi, right? And it's, you know,
not really the whole story time thing about it, but just kind of how I
first saw it. It was on Sci Fi Channel one day when I cut school,
and I was just kind of sitting at home a little bit high, watching it
on syfy Channel, and I had a blast. I really, really enjoyed it.
And I didn't know this name of it. I didn't really know much about it
other than I knew it was a Mothra film. And then it was obviously a
90s film, too, when I saw it. And I finally,
eventually learned about it once I started doing a little bit more research. And,
you know, the Internet, like, came to me a little bit better where I was
at in the hills, and I got to find out more about the various Kaiju
films. So I did definitely seek this out, and I didn't really find it again
other than I think I had a VHS art where I recorded it off of
Sci Fi a couple of years later, you know, once I figured out what it
was and I got a chance to record it again. But I didn't really watch
it again completely until I bought the Blu ray when it was released just a
few years ago. This was in the wake of the 2014 Godzilla
a bunch of Blu Rays of old Godzilla movies were being kicked out from Sony
and Columbia Tristar and all the people that had the rights to these. And I
picked up all of them. They were being sold at, like, Costco, I think,
for like, half the price you would have to pay for them elsewhere. So I
just went to Costco, like every week whenever I knew a new one was gonna
be released and tried to find one on the shelves and bought them and started
collecting all of these. Every single film from the Heisei era that we
have watched. So all the Godzilla movies and then this rebirth of Mothra that we
have watched from the Heisei era has been one of those kinds of releases.
Excluding maybe no, all the Heisei era.
Yeah. Even Return of Godzilla. Well, even though that was Kraken release. But just every
single one of those is pretty much in the wake of 2014 Godzilla. They got
put out on Blu Ray and I was able to collect them. It was like,
it was amazing because it's been literally nothing dry. You can't
get hardly any of these Godzilla films on anything better than DVD forever.
And then 2014 Godzilla from America gets released and they're fucking
everywhere. And it was like a kid in Candyland going and snatching all those up,
my man. Sometimes that's all you can do, man. You just have
to wait for it, for your chance to shine. All right,
so let's go ahead and play the show. Housekeeping here. We're gonna immediately follow that
with another song from 1996. It was released by Metallica
when they realized that people horn is gonna be as big into metal. So they
tried to do a quick switch up and go. Not so metal didn't really work
for him in 1996, that. But anyway, that's up next until it sleeps on the
pirate radio edit from Metallica. If you've decided you
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Sam.
So true story, story here. Before we get out of here, something that I think
is really, really funny, right? During one of the MTV Music Award performances,
Chris Isaac like saw like Metallica performing. And I think
he said something along the lines of where there's an interview where he was like,
man, we gotta, you know, be more like these guys. Look at how they got
their stuff together, you know, blah, blah, blah or whatever. And then apparently Metallica was
like, hey, you know that Chris Isaac song was a huge hit. Maybe we should
make a song called Until It Sleeps and just use that same riff through it,
right? I don't know if any of that's true or if some
of that's true. Or if I want it to be true. Yeah. However that ended
up happening, Metallica did fuck up Napster and just do a bunch of other shit
that just makes me hate them anyway. So fuck them. I don't give a shit.
Which is why they're not the ones closing out this week's show. Also released from
1996 is the Wallflowers with One Headlight. Because that's the biggest insult
I could do to Metallica is to play that instead of them to end the
show. So nice. Reap the whirlwind of that bullshit and kick the Dylan's
kid out of this week and make it your Sam.
Hey, religious God's not real.
Matt. Fuck Matt. Matt. Matt. Jumped right into horse fucking.
All I was prepared for was over the pants mouth stuff. Fuck, Matt. Fuck,
Matt. Fuck, fuck, Fuck, Matt. Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, Matt. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck. All right, I get it.
Oh, shit. This is what happens when I have to wait for you. When I'm
stoned and bored, I just sit there and fucking. I just. I find one
where I'm like, hey, that's got a good groove to it. And I just,
I'm like, yeah. And then I'm like, oh, wait, he comes online while I'm doing
this. He's going to be like, that's a little hostile to start the recording,
dick. I mean, I never know if I'm Joining the recording or if
I'm just listening to my inner thoughts. Yeah. It is all kind of the same.
So let's just go ahead and get started
with your rebirth of Mothra, FYI, the movie that we'll
be recording about next, mine, the Godzilla vs Destroyah, that was the end of
the 90s Godzilla run. So. Okay, well, when we're discussing this movie,
we'll be talking, and then we just. Go to Mothra, right? Yeah. And then we'll
be jumping into after this rebirth of Mothra, the Godzilla stuff. So we'll kind of
talk about that in the pattern at the start a little bit. And so anything
you want to say about Godzilla versus Destoroyah, you can say as if we've already
recorded it, just so you. Gotcha. Okay. All right, cool. Let's go ahead and roll
into it. I'm rolling on this recording. And let's get our backup to
the clown. Recording in progress. There we go. So now we have the backup
going. My stuff is heated up, so let's get this going.
3, 2, 1. The way that we've been
treating Mother Earth has not changed. So therefore the plot line on how Mothra is
going to react to humans should not have to change. I submit to you.
And I just lost you back on. Can you hear me? Don't.
Okay. Your mic's not on, right? So. Yeah, it's not on the
mic. Hello? Yeah, there we go. There we go. There we go. All right.
So I was just fucking. No, I dumped a whole tub of shit onto the
floor, so that was awesome. And everything disconnected. All right, you ready
to go back in, though, to it, though? Yeah. All right. So the whole thing
that I was basically getting at is that you. I can't remember exactly what my
thought was when I lost you, but essentially the whole debate and argument about
the whole Mothra thing, and I just basically said that you have to be in
with this or not. You know what I mean? Yeah. God, don't you wish
you got the abortion at this point? Younger than you are. Why can't you let
her have it? Oh, these kids are the worst.
I know. Why are you never around when you need it, huh? We got a
problem. Hey, it's not my fault. Hey, you like that house you live in?
No, don't touch those, and your stupid man fingers would break them.
She is henpecking the out of this guy. I mean, he's a piece of.
He deserves it. Yeah, but I mean, like, he's a man. She's brutal.
Is that your way of apology. Yeah, man, she's. You're lovable. You know, she's on
his ass constantly in like your great. Don't. I don't want
you drinking in here. That's probably the only thing that you would have an issue
with is that she wouldn't let him drink in front of the kids. Who do
you think you are? I'll drink where I want to drink. I can't
decide whose side I'm on. Any given point. Spoken like a man who's watched way
too much Dark Shadows.
Sorry about that. I knew once I got you hooked it was going to complicate
your views on life. Yep. You've destroyed it.
No wonder we're losing the rainforest. Maybe we're losing it because of you. You.
You're cutting it down. What a speaking.
Somebody's got to do it. Why not let him get paid? Doing Mr. Mochita for
you. That was annoying. Goddamn wife with her voice. Morning show.
Very. As in Staten Island?
As in Staten Island. As in Staten Island.
Sorry. Yeah, yeah, it's all my fault. No, it's all right. But Fairy
here won't be able to fly for a while. As in Staten Island. Hang on.
Speaking of flame throwing, I took too big of a hit, so that's.
Oh, man. We've just heard the
creature has been transformed into a gigantic moth. That's great.
It's gigantic. It's even larger than the jumbo jet.
Our reporter, Mr. Hrai is at the scene. And since this exclusive. Have you not
seen a Mothra before? I thought everyone knew what Mothra was.
Right. There we go. And I'll take it
out and, you know, reuse it from the closing stuff, move some around. Then we
have a story time where you fail and I pick up. How's that sound?
There you go. Give me a minute here. Let's get a thing.
If anything happened lately. Well, I've had to
actually write down various things that I had ideas for story times just to make
sure that I had one that I could remember. So. Yeah.
Sam.
Also released from 1996 is the wallflowers with one headlight.
Because that's the biggest insult I could do to Metallica is to play that instead
of them to end the show. So. Nice. Reap the whirlwind of that bullshit and
kick the Dylan's kid out of this week and make it your bit. Yeah,
I don't have to play that. I got to pee. We got to get this
done. So I'm going to go ahead and stop the recording so we can get
into the next one. All right, recording stopped.