The Reggie Van Houten Show

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round your wireless sets for a most extraordinary bulletin of scientific marvels and societal perils! From the laboratories of Google comes a mechanical mind of unprecedented capability, while our astronomers have discovered sinister dark comets skulking through the cosmic void - but perhaps most alarming, dear listeners, is the tale of how artificial intelligence has wrought havoc upon the young ladies of Lancaster, where the dark side of progress has cast its shadow upon our very youth. I daresay, we find ourselves at the crossroads of technological wonder and moral responsibility, do we not?

What is The Reggie Van Houten Show?

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS REGGIE VAN HOUTEN, BROADCASTING LIVE FROM OUR CRYSTAL STUDIO HIGH ABOVE THE MAGNIFICENT METROPOLIS!
Friends, gather 'round your wireless sets, for I bring you the most EXTRAORDINARY trending stories of this very day! Yes indeed, yours truly has scoured the airwaves to bring you only the most SENSATIONAL developments from around our modern world!
Ladies and gentlemen, in just a moment, we'll delve into today's ABSOLUTELY RIVETING headlines, from the latest political developments in Washington, to the most fascinating scientific discoveries, and - BY JUPITER - even the most thrilling sporting outcomes!
This is Reggie Van Houten, reminding you to stay tuned, stay informed, and above all, stay EXTRAORDINARY!