(gentle music)
- There's still a little bit of residual conversation
regarding the wedding, the wedding
that will be coming up inevitably at some point.
Unless the engagement's broken.
- I saw, I saw something yesterday.
Did it happen yesterday or the day before?
- The day before was the proposal.
- Whenever the proposal was, I saw something.
- Well, the proposal technically happened August 10th.
- Okay, well, the news broke the day before Tuesday.
- On Tuesday.
- And I saw something that said,
men everywhere trying to propose today
have to change their plans.
- Yeah, for sure, like you can't, you can't be that guy.
- No, no.
- Do you think I'm just doing it?
'Cause it's the thing to do.
I did see a couple of things.
So during the podcast, at one point,
Taylor mentioned something about boyfriend
and Travis looked at the camera
and went like, yeah, boyfriend, sure.
Which was an interesting little thing
that he did very much intentionally, I assume.
- Cute.
- Cute, because after they recorded the podcast,
they went to dinner while they were at dinner,
people decorated the backyard.
And then when they got back,
that's when he proposed the backyard, right?
I saw someone today had posted a thing that said,
Taylor Swift should put a golden ticket to the wedding
in one of the vinyls.
And then she would sell them out.
Like, could you imagine if that happened,
and she's like one record contains a golden ticket
for you and a guest to attend the wedding?
- It'd be insane.
- That would be insane.
And the pre-authorizations that you'd have to go through
- All four sure.
- Get there, like you would probably have to
be stripped of any kind of recording,
- Oh, absolutely.
- About a graphic evidence.
- Absolutely, you wouldn't be there.
- You wouldn't have an NDA, there'd be so many things.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
And then I started thinking about Charlie
and the Choc Effectory, right?
Where they're doing the news interviews beforehand
and they're like, I found the golden ticket.
Like that would be the thing.
You see some very excited tweens holding the tickets.
Like, we're going to the wedding.
- I got to close it.
- You see it?
- I got to close it.
- Yeah, it would be that.
And then at the very end of the wedding,
she's like, you get all the music.
(laughing)
- You get nothing.
Nothing.
You lose.
(laughing)
You lick to my wallpaper, you weirdo.
- Yeah, what are you doing?
This wasn't even a candy factory.
Strange person.
(laughing)
You drink all my fizzy juice?
What are you doing?
(laughing)
What's that in your pocket?
A gobb stop it.
- Maybe you got stuck in the chocolate fountain.
(laughing)
Get out of here.
You're the worst guest ever.
- I want to go to make now.
You know, the whole thing is all be there at the wedding.
(laughing)
Yeah, you.
Veruca.
(laughing)
Put your bubble gum behind your ear.
Crazy blueberry woman.
All right, that's fun.
- Anyway, I think that'd be great.
- It's a great deal.
- Yeah, I think she should do it.
- She should absolutely do it.
- And we get right to song about it
and not about it.
- Well, and that was another conversation
people were having.
What's next, right?
Like, I'm at the dentist yesterday
and they're talking about the engagement
and a couple of the hygienists and assistants
and stuff around and they're like,
you know, is she gonna write music about being a married woman
and is that gonna move into motherhood
and then we're gonna get like the mom album?
Like, what's gonna happen?
- It's all, yeah, she'll be in mom era.
- Right, she's right now in fiance era.
- Oh, cool.
- I know, big deal, big deal.
All right, should we start the show?
- Yeah, let's do it.
(laughing)
- Hi.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Good morning.
- Wow.
- No.
- No?
(laughing)
- What parts, no.
- And only is that you made this one?
- Yeah, I don't like it.
- Oh, how come?
- I don't know.
- You woke up with a little headache?
- I got a headache, my head hurts.
- Yeah?
- I'm here, it's okay.
- I understand, but what happened to your head?
- I don't know.
- Why is your head hurt?
- I don't know.
- Did you sleep poorly?
- Like, position wise?
- I don't maybe.
Or were you not able to fall asleep?
- Well, I slept okay, but now that you say,
did I sleep poorly, I'm thinking,
"Oh, my neck is a little stiff."
- Yeah, maybe you had, did you deal with your pillows?
- I had my thick pillow.
- Right, but we fixed it the other day.
- Yeah.
- You fixed yours, but not--
- No, I fixed yours, 'cause you were gonna do it,
and I said, "No, let me do it."
(laughing)
- Was your thick pillow in its case?
- No.
- So it shouldn't have been thick?
- I don't know, I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
- Okay, well--
- I just have a headache.
I'll be good, I'll survive.
- You know, they haven't done a lot of research
on headaches, I found out.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I was talking to our now former roommate,
house guest, Eric, about it, and he was like,
"Yeah, they've really done much,
they just kinda treated us like,
"Oh yeah, it's just a thing, take a Tylenol,
"you'll be fine."
- Oh no.
- But they really haven't done like a whole bunch
of research into, what is it?
- Oh no.
- 'Cause it's like, neurological, probably.
Like there's something going on.
- Oh, I probably have something serious going on.
- No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying at all.
Don't go all hyper-conduroy, I can't believe it.
What I'm saying is, they haven't really done a bunch of,
let's look into it.
You know what I think it is?
- What?
- I think it's a five day work week.
I think so too.
- What do you say we take tomorrow off?
- Sounds like a plan.
- Yeah, it does.
- I like that idea.
- Well, we had that plan for a long time.
Today is our Friday of sorts, 'cause it is Thursday.
- Woo-hoo.
- Yeah.
So today is our Friday.
Now, I would say there are probably some people
that listen and go, "How can we take this
"when we're Friday?"
- It is off, 'cause we took last Friday off too.
- Hey, so those people I'd say,
I need to do it.
- Yeah, I need to do it with the program, man.
It's a long weekend.
If you take Friday off, if you take tomorrow off,
you can get a week in.
You're a Friday weekend.
Come on now.
Be smart.
- I know.
I am gonna take a Friday weekend.
- Yeah.
- Woo-hoo.
- Yeah.
One day of PTO, four days off.
- Yes.
- See?
That's how you maximize your PTO, folks.
(laughing)
That's why today is kind of like a Friday.
Hopefully, you're smart like that,
and you already figured that out,
and you get to take the long weekend too.
That would be awesome for everybody.
You know what?
They should just make it a four day holiday.
- Yes, let's do that.
- It's a holiday to celebrate work and labor
and all of the union work and stuff, I suppose,
that keeps us safe and keeps kids from child labor
and all that stuff.
I think it's important.
- It is important, right?
- And the way we celebrate is by not working.
For the most part, there are still some folks
that have to work.
- It's just not right.
(laughing)
- In the words of Matilda the musical,
it's just not right.
(laughing)
- Nice.
- Yeah.
- Nice reference.
- Well, I said it, and then it was in my head, so anyway.
Hey, good morning.
- Happy Thursday.
- Slash, our Friday.
- Woo-hoo.
(upbeat music)
- I know that you really badly want to be a mascot.
- I do, actually.
- Like, there's something real exciting in your eyes
last night when I showed you a video of a woman who was like,
I can't tell you what mascot I am.
And she potentially is like a Disney performer.
She's a character actor.
- Right.
- In costume for Disney.
And so she says, I can't tell you which character
or characters that I play that I am a mascot for,
but I can show you what it looks like.
Because people are wondering what is my movement look like?
And so she was kind of in like a gym with a bunch of pads.
Like, look at her wrestling room at your middle school.
And she's kind of moving around and showing you
how she moves in the costume.
And I watched it and she was doing little jumps and stuff
and I went, 100%.
Shantokka do this.
- I could do this.
I could do that.
And then be really good at it too.
- Oh, I know.
And then you got real excited and you started to like mimic
the behavior and I went, look at you.
Look at you.
(laughing)
It's your thing.
We've got to get you a big costume.
Like you've never worn the gorilla costume even.
- You have a gorilla costume?
No, I have not worn it.
- You might want to try it.
You might unlock something where you go like,
this is everything for me.
Like what if all of a sudden you're like,
I can ride a scooter.
I can do a backflip.
Like what if all of a sudden you're like,
yeah, all the things I've never--
- I have all these soldiers.
- Because you hold Shantel back,
but Shantel the gorilla or whatever the gorilla's name is,
can do all these things.
And so in your head you go, switch.
You go, I can do this.
I can dunk a basketball.
- I wanted to be my high school mascot.
- I know you do.
- But the boy that-- - You didn't even try.
- Josh, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter because you had to try out.
I mean, you had to run for it like in offense.
- I get it.
- And the boy that was running that I knew was gonna run.
- They're never know.
- He was much more popular than I was.
- You will never know.
- I get it, I understand.
- He was a nice boy.
He might have been like, dude, I didn't know you wanted to do that.
- It doesn't matter.
He was good at it.
He was really, really good at it.
- Okay.
But so would have you been.
- So would have you been.
- Yeah.
- But you'll never know.
(laughs)
- I think I would have been pretty okay as the mascot.
- I'm saying.
So you can't go back and try it out then.
You gotta try it now.
- How am I gonna try it now?
- How are you gonna be a mascot?
- Yeah.
- You're gonna get a costume and you're gonna be a mascot.
- Does classity 97 need a mascot?
- We might.
(laughs)
Typically, there's some anonymity in there, but, you know.
We got a mascot, can we have?
- The classy animal that starts with a sea.
- Cow.
- Cow?
- Yeah. - That's on brand.
(laughs)
- Coming meet the classy cow.
(laughs)
I don't know if it's a cow.
- Okay, next.
- Camilleian.
- Cheetah.
- Yeah, you see. - 'Cause that's so fast.
- Right.
- You could do the mascot races.
(laughs)
- They actually have, I saw something that too long ago
where all the NFL mascots do a big race.
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah. - I think that's awesome.
- I do too.
I think this is your thing.
- It is my thing.
I think it would be awesome.
- The video ended with the lady saying like,
it's probably just a short woman.
Like it's always just a short woman.
- I'm a short woman.
- You're a short woman.
- This is it.
- So perfect.
- You gotta do it.
- How?
- Buy a costume, be a mascot.
- But what mascot?
- Whatever you want.
Walk around town.
- You'll be like, you don't have to talk.
- I know, I think that's the kind of like-
- You just mind everything.
- Like the most is that you can't talk.
- Right.
- And so you're just there like,
- Nope, that's talking.
(laughs)
- Well, mic you up inside because inside,
you're gonna be talking real quiet.
- Yeah, I will be.
(laughs)
- Look at that back flip.
(laughs)
- That's you inside the suits.
- Yeah, I would be doing that.
- Yeah, that's awesome.
You gotta do it.
But banana, something.
- Banana.
- Why not?
It's a classy banana.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Here's some good news.
- Let's hear it.
- Jeremy McCoy is a chef in Omaha, Nebraska,
had a dream of owning a food truck
to share with the community,
share his love of cooking with the community specifically.
His dream started gaining steam
after he offered a plate of food
to a local police officer.
That officer shared Jeremy's story online,
which led to the Omaha Police Officers Association,
sharing the news about Jeremy's fundraising efforts
for his food truck dreams and within hours,
the story went viral and donations poured in
over $20,000 in just one week.
- Wow.
- Yeah, Jeremy was stunned.
It brought a lot of tears to my eyes, he said,
but it still hasn't sunk in that I'm gonna have a food truck.
- Oh.
- He's now gearing up to serve meals
from his own truck, fueled by kindness and community support.
Food is ageless, it's genderless.
Everyone has to eat, he said,
my true goal is just to get people to try my food
and hopefully they like it.
Now I don't know what kind of food he makes,
but all he did was he made a plate of food
for one cop and had a conversation was like,
"Man, I'd love to have my own food truck."
- And then it happened.
- And then it happened, yeah.
So I'm telling you, the dude's working out of a tent
and a black stone, that's what he's doing.
- Oh man.
- He's got a tent on the street,
he's got a black stone grill,
a griddle and he's making delicious food
and he's like, I would love to take this thing mobile
and do it in a truck.
And the Omaha Police Officers Association
said a little over a month ago,
we were patrolling near this address.
We met Jeremy, we shared, was to say,
we shared his food in Omaha, went viral.
In a crowded lot, he was doing what he loved,
serving hot plates of food.
Sometimes it's a tough part of town,
but it's also a good part of town with good people
and big hearts.
And good hearts and good belly.
- Chef Jeremy and Lieutenant Dan, that's really his name.
- Lieutenant Dan?
- Yep.
- Does he have legs?
- I think so.
(laughs)
But they have now bonded friendship
and Jeremy has been working hard and staying busy.
He's got his LLC, he's working on getting his truck,
it sounds like and that's pretty cool.
- I love it.
- Pretty cool.
- It is pretty cool.
- I wonder what it'll call his truck.
I don't know.
- Dan.
- No, his name is Jeremy.
- Oh Jeremy.
(laughs)
- Jeremy's something.
- Jeremy.
- Jeremy's good news.
I'll tell you that.
- Jeremy's trying to think of something that rhymes with Jeremy.
- Jeremy's good news.
- No, it's not that.
Jeremy's, what kind of food does he make?
- I don't know.
(laughs)
- It's too early.
- I love my creative juice so don't start flowing till like,
nnnn, four.
- Oh good.
(laughs)
- It's good news.
(upbeat music)
- These Savannah bananas, you've heard of them.
- Oh yeah, banana ball, you bet.
- I want it, 'cause see them so bad.
- It is the hottest ticket in sports.
- You can't even get them.
I entered the lottery two years in a row.
- I know.
- No luck for me.
- So here's what they used to do.
When they were first starting out,
nobody really knew who they were or they didn't really get it
and so they wouldn't go.
And so the owner of the team said in the first 70 years,
each team member would call and personally think
every single fan that purchased a seat.
- Wow.
- Or even merchandise.
- I don't think they could even do that now.
- No, they couldn't, it'd be impossible,
but they were making about 100,000 calls every year.
- Wow.
- And between the owner and the manager and the team,
and anybody that was a part of the team would take a section
of phone calls and say, "Hey, I'm so and so from Savannah,
bananas.
Thank you so much for buying a ticket.
Your support is the portal."
- That's really cool.
- Those guys have done business the most right way
you could do a business.
- He said, win them over one at a time.
- Yeah, oh, every single thing.
I mean, he's gone on, that dude's probably,
if he doesn't already have a book out,
he will, about how to do smart service-based leadership
and service.
It's unreal.
I mean, he is a servant-based leadership,
that's what I was trying to say.
And the way that they serve their patrons and stuff,
it's just huge.
It's absolutely huge.
- I remember, of course he are.
- I know, I know.
You can watch some games on TV.
- I just feel like, well, I see some clips on TikTok.
And it's always clips of them just breaking out
in the middle of a pitch.
And then it's like, nope, this is my jam.
A song comes on and then they all just start dancing.
And the umpire is probably my favorite one to watch.
Vincent Chapman.
Vince is the most famous umpire of this event.
- He's got a little umpire gear on
and he's just working it.
- That's right.
- I love it.
- He is a full-time umpire for the team.
He travels with the team and other umpires,
including Ron, James and Seth.
And they have all officiated banana games
and are part of the entertainment.
But Vince, he dances.
- He's my favorite.
- He's the dancing umpire.
- He's my sole favorite.
(laughs)
- He's trying to see.
It looks like he actually, I didn't know Savannah
bananas had been around that long.
- How long have they been around?
- Well, the dancing umpire, Vince appeared
on the Ellen DeGeneres show.
- Oh, no way.
- They've been around for a minute.
Now I gotta find out when did they, when did they fall?
- Yeah.
And also, okay, so they have to play other people, right?
- They were founded in 2016.
They're almost 10 years old.
- Okay, but listen to me.
- What's up?
They have to play other people.
- Yeah.
- So they do it sort of like the Harlem Globe Trotters.
They have a couple of different games
that the teams they play against.
- How can we never hear about any of the other teams?
- You do.
- I don't.
- Well, I know, but that's because you're not paying attention
to the party animals, the bacon.
- The bacon.
- Yeah, the bacon bacon.
- Oh nice.
- And the Savannah party animals.
- So there's two teams in Savannah,
the Savannah bananas and the Savannah party animals?
- Yeah.
- Oh, well, that's a, hmm.
I feel like you could have done it with a better name.
- I like making bacon.
That's hilarious.
- The bacon bacon.
I was trying to see who else they play.
Party animals, party animals, party animals, party animals.
- Okay, okay, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
- Oh, the Texas tailgators.
- Okay, listen.
Let's all, who likes to play baseball in dance
at the same time, raise your hand.
- Well, there you are.
- Okay.
I'm gonna be the umpire,
but everybody else can be somebody else.
- I see.
- Let's get a team together here at Naito.
We'll call ourselves the Jammon Ammon.
Ammon Jammon.
I just made that up.
- Guys, listen.
- I love how excited you are about your likes.
- Yeah, this is great.
And then we can play the Savannah bananas.
And then me as the Jammon Ammon umpire
will meet the Savannah banana umpire.
I'll be like, bro, you were my inspiration every day.
- You can probably just email them
or send them a message on Instagram
and be like, "Vance, love what you're doing."
And that'd be just good.
That'd be fine.
- No, but then how will we have our own little team?
We gotta have our own little team.
That's our next big thing.
- What are we called?
- I'm just spitballing some names.
- You're workshopping it.
- So far it was Jammon Ammon.
And then you realize the city should come first.
And so then it was Ammon Jammon.
- Yeah.
- It was just nothing rhymes with Idaho Falls.
And that's too clunky.
- That's true.
- It's too clunky.
It's too clunky.
And okay, let me think about Rexburg or Rirey
or Pocahtello or Blackfoot.
I'll come up with something better.
- Or East Idaho.
- No.
(laughing)
- All right, you workshopped that.
- I will.
- Maybe instead of being the umpire,
you could be the mascot.
- I don't wanna be the mascot.
I want to be the umpire.
I could--
- You have to actually be an umpire.
- Fine.
- You can't just dance is why I said,
maybe you just wanna be the mascot.
- 'Cause you actually have to like call whether it was a ball
or a strike. - Is it over the plate?
Is it not easy?
Easy.
I'm not singing umpire's job is to be one of--
(laughing)
- All right.
Okay, this is going real well for you.
- All right, maybe I'll just email you.
- The jammin' ammons.
- I'm work shopping.
- All right.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Also, there was a radio station.
I don't know where this was from,
but they took phone calls from kids that were 15 years
and younger to give marriage advice for Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey.
- All right.
- Some of these advice pieces,
these pieces of advice included,
don't forget to say I love you.
And also don't forget snacks.
- Okay.
- We can have a nice day all the time.
- Yeah, you're all about snacks.
- When I'm cranky, you go,
do you need a nap or do you need snacks?
I both, I need both.
- Yeah.
- If you want to be loved forever,
you should know how to cook spaghetti.
- Okay.
Is that real?
I see a couple of things here.
Don't break up because we're all invested now.
- Oh, hold.
- I also see make tick talks together.
It'll break the internet.
- Here's something I read yesterday.
It said they did break the internet,
but they also did a poll in 72% of people don't care.
- Yeah, I know.
- But I'm like, how did you break the internet
if you don't care?
- Yeah, right.
- You care a little bit.
- Because a lot more people care about saying
that they don't care,
then you know, I can prove a point.
- Yeah, if you, yeah.
- Yeah, like they,
oh, there's a poll I can go take
to let people know I don't care.
I mean, I go do that.
- Yeah, you care a little bit.
- Yeah.
- If you take the time to comment and say,
I don't, who cares?
- Yep.
- You kind of care a little bit
if you took the time to comment.
I'm just saying.
Here's some other advice from young kids.
If you want a good marriage, share your toys
or your blankets.
- Okay.
- Or your food or your french fries.
- This person said if you do fight, drop a diss track,
whoever wins in the charts wins the argument.
(laughing)
It could each release a song about the beef
and then determine who wins the argument
by who wins the most streams or whatever.
- If she, you know how like sometimes people will get married
and then like people will take bets
on how long that marriage is gonna last.
- Okay.
- How long do you think they're gonna last?
- Oh, I don't know forever.
- Forever.
- Somebody said make a couple's Halloween costume
will all copy you.
- Yeah, that's true.
(laughing)
You don't even have to have a Halloween costume.
People just copy you.
- Yeah.
- Somebody said don't kiss until you're at least 18 or five.
It depends on you.
- Okay.
All right, it's good advice.
Be each other's number one fan.
- Oh.
- Good advice.
- Hey Josh, I'm your number one fan.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
- How about it?
You know, years and years and years ago,
I was working on a different radio station
and I had, I got in a phone call from some people who decided
they wanted to start a fan club.
And they made me a handmaid shirt.
So I don't know if you're my biggest fan
'cause you've never made me a handmaid shirt.
- It doesn't matter where those people now.
- Good question.
- Exactly.
- It's a great question.
- Well, listen, I'll never forget where I started.
(laughs)
- And where did you start?
- With a small little fan club.
You never forget the people that bring you to where you are
is what I'm saying.
- And where?
- So I don't know where they are,
but hopefully they know where I am.
(laughs)
And I appreciate them.
(laughs)
And I still, I think I have that shirt somewhere,
stored away.
- I probably shrunk.
- It was probably a medium to begin with
when I was a smaller than I am now.
Around, smaller around.
I wore medium shirts for a long time.
- I remember.
- And then I couldn't anymore.
And I was sad that I moved to a large.
I've been trying real hard to hold on to large.
- Are you escaping large?
- I hope not, but my shirts feel like they're shrinking.
I think it's bad cotton.
(laughs)
That's what's happened.
Anyway, a good luck to them.
Wish them all the best, forever.
- Forever.
(laughs)
- Big news, Josh.
I got big news.
- What's up?
- Idaho Fish and Game.
- Yeah.
- Is set to,
across the state,
stock over 75,000 catchable sized rainbow trout
in various lakes and ponds.
- Interesting.
- I thought you'd be more excited.
- I don't, I don't particularly like fishing still water.
- Oh.
- That's fine.
I'm glad that that's happening.
(laughs)
- I didn't realize.
I forget that you fish rivers.
- Rivers, streams, creeks.
That's where you'll find me.
- Okay.
- But that's cool.
- Well, if you,
I would say like in those where I fish,
rainbow trout were problem.
Because they're invasive.
- Well, yeah, they're hybridizing
with the native cutthroat
and so we're getting cut bows everywhere.
And it's.
- Cut bows.
- Yes.
- Is that what they're called?
- Yes.
- Are they cool?
That they look cool.
- They're half cutthroat, half rainbow.
And that's not good.
- I know I understood.
Why?
Because they're killing the native cutthroat population
because of hybridization.
- Oh.
- See, so we're losing our native species
because of the rainbows.
- Oh.
- So it's fine throwing a lake or a pond, whatever.
(laughs)
- But not the rivers.
- Keep my river.
That's all.
Because I want to catch the native cutthroats.
- Is that what you like?
You know you like to catch brown trout.
- Brown trout?
Brooke trout?
Cutthroat trout?
(laughs)
If a rainbow hooks up, fine.
Stink you a whitefish, cool?
- Was it a stink you old whitefish?
- Stink you old whitefish.
They're fun to catch, but they have a down mouth,
like the carp.
- Yeah.
- And not big on a down mouth fish.
- Well, okay, never mind.
- No, I think that's exciting.
- I kind of forget where you fish.
- I made a mistake.
- You didn't make him speak.
(laughs)
- It's like Josh is gonna be so excited.
- I'm super.
- Mm, you didn't sound super excited.
(laughs)
- You wanna know some exciting news in the fishing world
is that the first salmon have started swimming up
and I believe into the salmon river.
- Oh.
- They're doing their things, which is good.
- That's exciting.
- Yeah, they're on a little head of schedule, I think,
is what I saw.
- That was happening, but salmon cam.
- Hold on, I'm not gonna talk about it on air,
the place where we went to,
because I don't want everyone to like--
- Yeah, I know what you thought about.
- In Vader's spot, but there was a spot
we went camping at a couple of years ago,
and it was right next to a place
where the salmon were spawning.
And it was so awesome because we could see the salmon
trying to go upstream, and then eagles everywhere.
- I know, dozens of eagles.
- Around the same time.
- We could like take a trip up there.
- I know. - Let's go up there.
- Sorry, I can't share the location everybody, I'm sorry.
- That's fine.
We can go up to the woods and watch the salmon swim up
and the eagles hang out and screech in the trees.
I'm sure they're there.
- Of course they are.
What a great place to live.
- Yeah.
- And catch them, catch the salmon, like the spots.
- Let's do that this weekend.
We got the long weekend.
- Let's, yes.
- See?
- Well, we'll be out of time, but--
- We'll be back on Sunday.
- That's what I'm saying.
- Let's do it.
Now I'm excited because I really like that place.
- Okay, good.
- It's beautiful there.
And I like, I don't know.
It's fun to watch the salmon.
And then you root for them.
You're like, come on buddy, come on buddy.
You got stuck in a little eddy.
You can do this, you got this.
- They're resting.
I'm looking right now, there are, like you thought
the eagle cam was cool.
Right now is the underwater salmon cam.
This one's in Alaska, but you can,
and there's tons of them, tons of salmon.
- Nature is cool.
- I know, it's wild.
Life finds a way.
- I got a text yesterday from our daughter.
- Okay.
- 1156 A.M.
All caps.
My math teacher gave us textbooks to take home.
What is this?
And I said, what a book?
The nerve.
And she said, a whole geometry book.
Like, bro, what is this?
1900 good grief.
- Yeah, well, and just yesterday,
I was asked the question of whether or not
schools were still given those out.
By somebody who doesn't have,
you know, they've grown adult kids.
They were, do they still do that?
They still do book covers.
They still make that stuff.
And I said, I really haven't seen a textbook.
I think everything's on like Chromebook,
everything's online, or they have textbooks in class.
But no.
- She got one.
- She got a big old math book.
- She was doing some homework last night from it.
- Yeah.
A big old math, that's what happens when you take
an honors class.
They give you old textbooks.
- Yeah, that's what you get.
That's what you get for being smart.
- Well, easy.
I went and talked to her last night.
So I know this is gonna be,
if she's a little bit stressed out by the class.
But it's only been a couple of days.
I said, let this just burn a little bit.
Like, it'll be okay.
Let it ease into it.
You're gonna be all right.
So I think she'll be okay.
I think there's the transition of summer to back to school,
which already has its own stress
and I'm building a new routine.
And then to have like, here's your 40 pound textbook.
That was not expected.
So I think she'll be okay.
- Without kinds of words that are recognizable.
- Yeah.
- Like math words.
- Math words.
(laughs)
- I can't remember what was on her sheet
that they were gonna be learning.
- Math words.
Like.
- If she passes this class,
this is kind of a new class
that her geometry teacher recommended her for.
- That's right.
- It's an algebra, geometry, hybrid, honors class.
- Honors class, yeah.
- And she next year will be able to go to calculus.
- That's right.
So this one has transformations and compositions.
Parallel lines and transversals, line segments and angles,
congruent triangles, triangle similarities,
distance and midpoint.
This is all geometry.
This is all good.
Polygons, parallelograms and quadrilaterals.
All this good with you?
- And I'll tell you what I'm gonna be doing now.
- And then trigonometry, circles and cones.
- Listen to my math joke.
Just be quiet.
Let me tell you what I'm gonna be doing.
- Algebra basics.
Go on.
- If I was in that class, I'd be polygon.
Get it.
- Yeah.
- Come on.
- Polygon where?
- Polygon out of here.
- Yeah, I'll be down the hall.
- I wouldn't even be invited in.
- I think it's super cool.
- I think it's super cool too.
I don't know where she gets all of her math expertise from,
but she's pretty good at it and it makes me very happy.
- I know.
It's pretty great.
She's got to keep fostering that.
- I know.
I'm like, good job.
I have no help for you.
If you come home with questions,
I cannot help you.
- Yeah.
- Sorry about that.
I'm gonna be polygon.
- I'll see you.
I'll be polygon living room having a snack.
- I'm gonna be parallelogram to the floor having a nap.
- That one's not as good.
- You're right.
You lost your sunglasses.
- I was having a bit of a panic attack.
- You were a little bit panicky.
And so much so that our daughter noticed and said,
you can't even talk to him.
He's so stressed out about his sunglasses.
- Well, and it wasn't necessarily about them.
It was more about, like, I felt like I was losing my mind
because I always put them in like two places
and they were in neither place.
And so I was like, what did I do?
Where did I go?
Did I leave them in somebody's car?
- I don't know.
It put you in a real funk of a mood.
- I just had to sort myself out a little bit.
- Well, she, Emory even said after you found them,
she goes, he's in a better mood now
once found his sunglasses.
- Well, yeah.
Check it out.
- The thing that was stressing me out
is stressing me out anymore.
So yeah, better mood.
(laughing)
And I found them in a real weird spot.
- Why did you eventually find them?
- The last place I looked.
- No, that's always the case, isn't it?
- Yeah, because if you kept looking after you found them,
that's just silly.
- Where'd you find them?
- In the garage on the shelf by the dog towels.
It makes no sense.
- But you had been like doing some yard work.
- I know why they were there.
- Why?
- Because, remember the wasps?
- I said that.
- No.
- I said you put it in there because you got the wasps spray.
- Nope, not because the wasps spray.
- Why?
- Because the night before when we were trying to figure out
where all the nests were and how big they were
and everything, we put on headlamps.
- Oh.
- And I had my sunglasses on my hat,
and I took them off and set them on the shelf
to put on my headlamp so that I could go look
at the wasps at night.
(laughing)
'Cause that's when you gotta get them.
- Yeah, 'cause they all go there at night for sleep.
- They do.
And that's when you sneak up and spray them.
- Well, I know, it's so mean.
- Well.
(laughing)
That's why they were there.
That's why my sunglasses were on that shelf
because I placed them there,
and then after we got done, put the headlamps away,
I forgot to grab them.
So they'd been there for a couple of days,
and I've been looking for them,
and I was like, they gotta be in my truck.
Go look in the truck, they're not there.
And I'm like, well, they're not on the mirror,
where I store them if I bring them inside,
and they're not on the piano,
which sometimes I'll set them there,
and they're not in my truck.
- I'm glad you found them,
'cause you were in a real bad mood
before you could find them.
And then once you found them,
your whole attitude changed.
- Yeah. - So much so that even our daughter was like.
- See, look, here they are now.
- I see them. - On my face.
Oh, interesting.
They're polarized,
and these older computer monitors turn black
when you put them on.
I don't know if it does it on that side.
That's strange.
- Like totally black?
- Like I can't see anything from them.
- Interesting.
- Yeah, you should see them over here.
It's weird. - I wouldn't take a peek.
- All right.
I'm kind of interested.
- You don't have your little, what are they called?
- My little geek string?
- Yeah. - Yeah, because everybody made fun of me.
Said it looked like a backwards hat without a hat,
it was just the shape of a backwards hat.
- What did you, what did you tell me yesterday?
You said, I don't care what people say
about the clothes I wear,
I just wear what I want to wear.
- I guess it's you and Emory and the family
that I care and you guys make fun of me.
- I threw them away.
- No, did you really?
- No, I didn't throw them away.
I took them off my sunglasses
because I wasn't on the water anymore.
They'll go on when I go fishing again.
- The pair that you do have,
you have a couple of different pairs,
but the one that you've been wearing recently
does look a little goofy.
I will admit.
- It sticks straight out.
It should rest on your neck,
but you didn't like the one that rested on your neck
because it's bad. - Because it was resting
on my neck. - It tickled your neck.
- It didn't tickle.
It was rubbing on my neck all weird.
So I put the one that I had been wearing,
the little stretchy black one.
I put that one on my readers that are in my truck
and then I moved the real nice orange one
onto my sunglasses
and then everybody gave me a bunch of grief.
(laughing)
Hey, Josh.
We wouldn't give you grief if we didn't love you.
- That's where it comes from?
- Yeah, it's just love.
- I appreciate it.
- Football news.
Should I play some sports music?
- Sure.
Is that it?
- Yes.
- I haven't heard sports music in awhile.
We'll keep it light.
We don't need it to be all like crazy.
We're not being all crazy loud.
- No, I'm not gonna get crazy.
I'm not gonna get crazy.
- Be cool. - I am.
- Be cool. - Be cool.
- During a recent interview,
retired, now retired wide receiver, Julian Edelman,
confessed to insider trading
to gain an edge in his fantasy league
while he played for the New England Patriots.
- Are you surprised?
- No, I'm not.
- Are you surprised?
- Those cheetriots never surprised by that.
- He explained that he knew the game plan.
He knew the injuries.
He knew who was getting the ball
and from there he filled his fantasy team
with the teammates.
He knew we're being relied upon week to week
and he had big results.
He won fantasy football leagues by cheating.
- Not surprised.
That's what the Patriots do
and that's what Patriot fans do.
- So you ready for some more?
- Yes.
- Former Patriot Tom Brady.
- The cheetnest one of all.
- Come on.
- Please.
- This year we'll actually get to meet
with coaches and players to prepare
for his Fox broadcast this season.
He was banned from pre-game production meetings
with the team's last season.
- Why?
- Because of his role as a minority
owner of the Las Vegas Raiders.
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
The NFL initially put aside the rule
for the Super Bowl back in February.
They have now decided to mix the rule for good.
So he can go and he can meet with the players
and the coaches to prepare for his Fox broadcast this season.
However, he is still banned from attending
any team practices.
- Good.
He shouldn't be there.
- Because of his role as a minority
owner of the Las Vegas Raiders.
- Once a cheater, always a cheater Tom Brady.
- I knew you'd like those two stories.
I knew you'd like it.
- I don't like it.
- I saw these two stories come up and I went,
yeah, you're like this.
So a little treat.
I put them both on a little flatter plate.
- I thought why did you want it?
Why did you want to see me upset?
- I want to see you upset.
I just knew that you would have a reaction
to football news that involved
cheating from Tom Brady.
- Former and New England Patriot player.
- That's all he's the best football player.
He has the best quarterback in the NFL.
Oh, yeah, because he cheated.
- There we go.
See?
Look, it's so fun.
It's poke, poke.
It's just, hey, poke.
- Why don't you get him back together
with his cheating coach, Bella Jack.
- Sure, poke.
I didn't even bring up Bella Jack.
That's all you.
- Saw something and I don't know if this is true
and I didn't care enough to even look into it.
But I saw that somebody had made a statue of him somewhere
of Tom Brady.
I can't, I don't know.
I didn't, I saw it and I went, I don't know if that's real,
but I also was like, I don't like Tom Brady
so I'm not even gonna look into this
to see if this is real.
If they did make a statue of him somewhere, gag.
- Look it up.
- I don't want to because I don't care.
(laughing)
And I don't want my algorithm to be like,
oh, you like Tom Brady?
Here's more.
Because I don't.
- Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.
(laughing)
So easy to rile you up.
- It is really easy.
(laughing)
Hey, tell me, what do you think about Aaron Rogers?
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Have you seen some of these parties that people have
where they're like, bring your own vessel?
Like instead of a cup, you bring your own vessel.
So like a lot of people will bring like a shoe
or a lot of people will--
- To a party?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's different like themes to these parties.
So this one is like bring your own cup vessel.
There's one that's like, come dresses, your spouse.
- Oh yeah, I've seen those.
Like I've seen the dress up as the other person thing
for sure.
- Okay.
- I haven't seen a bring your own vessel.
- Yeah, and so--
- It's a weird thing to say.
- But people will bring all kinds of crazy stuff to drink.
- But bring your own cup is the idea, right?
- Yeah, and then I just saw one today that was oops wrong party.
So you show up and I mean it's just a party.
You just have a party.
- Is this a gathering?
Is this like a barbecue?
- Yeah, like a barbecue.
- Okay.
- But then people will be like, oops,
I thought this was the Super Bowl.
- Oh.
- Oops, I thought this was a pool party.
- I see.
- Oops, I thought this was a funeral.
- So I have not, so this is,
this is a, it's been on a costume thing.
- Yeah.
- Because it's a theme and you say,
hey, we're just having a get together,
but everyone should arrive to the wrong party.
- Exactly.
- All right, that took a minute for me to get with you.
- Sorry, I didn't, that's all right.
- That's all right.
- I'm with you now.
- I think it's awesome.
- Yeah.
- I wanna do one of these parties.
I've seen these before.
- Oops wrong party or the dress is your spouse or.
- Any of it, okay.
- Any of it.
I wanna do one of these parties.
- All right.
- I just don't know who to invite
'cause you don't have a lot of friends.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- And which kind of party I'm gonna do?
I kinda like the oops wrong party one.
I think that's so fun.
Now, you and I have a murder mystery party.
- Oh, yeah.
- That's been in the works for at least three years.
- Years.
- I know.
- Keep forgetting about that.
- I know, why haven't we done it yet?
- I don't know.
- They're so lame.
- Yeah.
- True.
- I think it's because it takes time to kind of plan it.
- Yeah.
- And then I gotta make sure the house is clean.
- I'm not worried about that.
- Oh, I...
- But the house is clean.
- It's clean, but it could be cleaning.
- Okay.
(laughing)
- Anyway, what were you gonna say?
- I was going to say then you have the costume thing.
You also have to pick a date and then you have to invite people
and it has to work on there.
- Yeah, that's the hard part.
- That is the hard part.
- Hey, we're doing this thing.
It isn't like everybody just has free time.
- But here's the other part.
You have to pick the right people
because not everybody is gonna want
to come to a murder mystery party.
Not everyone's gonna want to get into their specific character.
So it has to be the right type of people.
- Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
I get that.
And that's why we haven't done it for you.
- Exactly.
- It's been sitting in the game cupboard for a long time.
- If you were invited to a...
- If I were?
- Yeah, oops, wrong party.
What would you, what party would you be going to?
- Hmm.
- I feel like it would be fun to show up as like a grandparent
coming to a one-year-old birthday party.
Like, oh, we're here for the cake smash.
(laughing)
- That's a good one.
- It would be funny.
- That would be funny.
- Who's turning one?
Can you believe it?
That kind of thing.
- Cute.
I like that idea.
- The old people.
- Nice.
- Kind of funny.
- Can I be your old person date?
- Sure.
- Yes.
- I assume we would arrive going to the same wrong party.
- Yeah.
- We wouldn't be like, oh, it's an 80s party.
(mimicking)
(laughing)
- And we just heard a barbecue.
(laughing)
You know, we could do, there's a lot of fun stuff.
You could show up to a masquerade.
I'd be like, oh, I thought this was a masquerade,
but no, it's just a barbecue.
- The one I saw at the barbecue
and it's oops, wrong party, they showed up.
I thought this was the Kentucky Derby.
- Oh, big hats and very cool.
- I know.
- I found it.
- I want a cool way, what a good way to dress up.
- That is a fun little idea.
And it's stuff you might already have
because maybe you did go to a Kentucky Derby party.
- Exactly.
- And so you're like, oh, I get to wear that.
- I get it.
- Because I'm not really in a horse racing anymore,
but I would like to go to this barbecue
or because the Derby's once a year.
And maybe you're like, I only get to wear this.
You could show up in your full wedding gown and talks
and be like, I thought it was our wedding.
- My wedding.
- Oh.
- That's a fun idea too, Joshua.
- You get to wear it again.
- Good idea, you're good at this.
- You brought it up and I just bit bold with you.
So look at us go.
It was brought to my attention yesterday afternoon
that there are 70 some odd world records
that have never been attempted.
- Yeah.
- And one of those may be a potential
for a world record to be held by people right here
in this room, it's Joshua Chantel.
It's Justin from a hawk formerly of mid days
on Classical Day.
- Yeah.
- Classical Day.
- Well, welcome into the room.
- Better music for a better day.
- That's right.
- Which one do you think you can pull off?
Most whoopee cushions sat on in one minute?
- That's a good one too.
(laughing)
I like that.
Well, if you don't have whoopee cushions,
I mean, you'd have to get on.
- Yeah, you need them for the challenge.
- Maybe not.
It's kind of a prerequisite to attempting a record.
- What about the fastest time to ascend
the height of Everest by bike?
- No, that's not happening.
- Okay.
(laughing)
- We did this.
How are you gonna do that record?
What does that even mean?
- What's that?
How do you ascend the descent?
- No, us.
- How do you ascend that height on bike?
- Bike bike.
Because you can't ride a bike up Everest.
- You have to, you have to, I guess what's the total ascent?
- I don't know.
- I know the height, but you don't have to go to like 30,000 feet.
- Why do you know the height of Everest?
- 'Cause it's 30,000 feet.
(laughing)
- Everybody knows that.
- No, yes, okay.
(laughing)
- I don't know.
- Well, new information has come to light in regards
to the Guinness World record.
- Rush already filed all of them?
- No, he did not.
- Oh no.
- But I, so this morning I Googled last,
you did do some research yesterday afternoon.
- I did.
- And you did not.
- No.
- You had other important things.
- I was busy.
(laughing)
- And I Googled this morning and there is a world record.
I don't know if it's a Guinness World record.
- Okay.
- But the Guinness, or the world record that I saw
for the amount of high fives in 30 seconds.
(clapping)
Right?
Is 140.
- 140.
- Again.
So we're talking about in 30 seconds.
- 30 seconds, 180.
- Does that have to be by different people?
- No, it's a two person tag team, high fiving each other.
- Okay.
- Basically your slapping hands.
- So we had some questions because the questions came up,
do both hands have to be moving?
- That's what the video showed that these two
jimmovadoe were moving.
- Yes.
- And then the other question was if not,
could one stay still and the other one high fiving for 15 seconds
and then you switch so that you could just go crazy.
That was our strategy.
- So what these two did in the video that I watched
was they got into a rhythm.
- Yeah.
- And then they started the timer.
- Oh.
- Because that was the issue we had in our practice.
- Yeah, we was literally just holding hands at one point.
- Right, because the rhythm was just messed up.
- You guys practiced?
- We just briefly.
- Cute.
- Just to see if it could happen.
But here's the thing, I mean it's high fives.
So you would think that you would have, I got it.
No, we got to take it to a next extreme.
- Okay.
- Jumping high fives.
- Oh.
- Wow.
- See.
- Okay.
- Because now there's an added element
and then we don't have to worry about any numbers.
We set a new number.
- Right.
- Or you could do the longest duration to balance a spoon
on your nose.
You could try that one.
- And how about you balance the spoon while we're high fiving?
- Okay.
- Two in one.
- That's right.
That's right.
'Cause I asked Josh yesterday, I had him come on the radio with me
over on the Hawk with me yesterday afternoon.
I said, "What is one thing that you want to achieve in life?"
And he starts off with, "Well, you know, I want to retire
and I want to have this funny number."
Do you fully assume that I'm like, "Man, you got really deep.
I'm like, "Dude, you want to set a Guinness World record?"
'Cause you've been talking about this for like years.
(laughing)
- I didn't know how, like, when you're getting super exoscentually,
like, "How are we doing?"
Like, you check in in on me and like, "Oh, we just, you know,
"yeah."
And then he goes, "No, you want set a world record out?"
Oh yeah, yeah.
(laughing)
- Of course I did.
- He has eyes lit up, so.
- Yeah.
- I'm thinking, I'm thinking that maybe we should attempt it
at some point and see if we can, I mean,
- 140.
- 140 and again, I don't know.
- How do you count them?
- They had somebody counting.
- One, two, three, four, five.
- Yeah, I'm getting it.
- Here's what I think you got to do.
You got to go on those clicker counters.
- Either that or you got to get into the rhythm
and you film it.
- Yeah.
- And then we have to film it.
- We'll have the audio track that will show the waveform
of all those little spikes, then we just have to count the spikes.
- Okay.
- That seems easy.
- I think we should do it.
I think we should try it anyway.
- Yeah, I mean, it's 30 seconds.
- Right.
I mean, we've wasted 30 seconds of our lives every single day.
- At least 30 seconds a minute is wasted.
Why not try it?
- Try it.
- Have every minute is wasted.
(laughing)
- Why not challenge ourselves with something?
- Okay, I'll find a spoon for mine.
- Oh good.
(laughing)
And I don't care if you set a world record.
I just wanna see you with a spoon on your nose.
- I don't think your nose is,
you don't have the perfect nose for a spoon.
- Root.
- Hold on, so they just pick and root.
- This is saying your nose is not flat and sticky.
(laughing)
That's a compliment.
- Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, Josh.
- I have a spoon right here.
- Okay.
- Why do you have a spoon?
- Don't worry about it.
(laughing)
- Is it a plastic spoon?
- Why doesn't it count?
- Yeah, look, you don't have a spoon.
- Your nose is not gonna get the job done.
- Root.
(laughing)
- We're realists here.
- All right, I gotta find a different spoon.
I gotta find a different challenge.
(laughing)
- This plastic is not sticky.
Now, you gotta have the metal.
- Okay.
- Metal's important.
- All right.
- I think there's something about the metal
and your oils.
- Okay, what if I could put an orange,
a hundred meters with my nose?
- Okay, now you could.
- I can see your nose getting after that.
(laughing)
- It's not spoon worthy.
- You've got an orange-pushing nose.
- Yeah.
- Okay, all right.
- I mean, how many rug burns do you get
from pushing an orange with your nose?
- I don't know.
- Because, I mean, well, okay, I'm gonna retract.
I don't think your nose is long enough to get the job done.
Your nose is too button.
- Oh.
- You know what you need.
- Who is?
- Is one of those hook nose.
- A better nose.
- It looks like a, it's gotta look like a golf club.
You need a golf club hook nose.
And then you can just bat that thing down.
Don't be idle.
- If you were a dog, you'd have the nose.
- It would be the most bobbable nose.
- Oh, that's nice.
- No.
- The way to turn it around.
(laughing)
- Maybe that's a challenge.
Most pops in a minute.
- There we go.
- And then you're gonna be bleeding
in its whole thing and then your nose is,
then your nose will be flat and regular.
- Just a spoon breaker.
- Perfect.
- Killing two birds with one stone.
- That's right.
- And then you can do this spoon record
with your flat sticking nose.
- All right, well, good luck to you.
- Good luck to your challenges, both yet.
- Yeah, well, let's practice.
Let's see what happens.
- Here we go.
- All right, we're just trying.
- I'll count.
- You'll count.
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- There is a dad and a son in Col Harbor, Nova Scotia.
- All right.
- And they have set up a Hot Wheels car library.
- Okay.
- So basically the idea is that anybody,
it's like a book library where anybody in the community
can come take a toy car and leave one behind.
As the dad put it, it's the smallest is spread joy
and keep kids playing together.
- Okay, I gotta check this out, so.
- This dad and the son just really, really love cars.
And so they set up this library.
It says, here's the sign that says,
Hot Wheels car library.
Take a car, leave a car.
- Yeah, okay, so this is like the neighborhood
little book library.
- Yeah.
- But it says Hot Wheels car library.
I see.
- Yep.
- In the room you have found our spot
with speedy cars in a parking lot.
- Cool.
- If you see a car you'd like to keep, take it home.
No need to beep.
But if you've got one you can spare, leave it here
to show you care.
- Oh, I like that they did a little poem.
- It's cute, isn't it?
- It is very cool.
And as, you know, if you were just into like racing them
and finding out which one was the fastest and stuff,
here's what I like about this.
There's a watching a video from CTV News,
which is when a candidate's biggest news,
organizations, whatever.
They actually, this father and son went to all the trouble
to build the little library house.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So they've got them in the shop with the tools,
building it and then they went out and placed it.
They did the poem on there.
I think that's really cool.
Like what a great little project to work together on.
- Arthur is the little boy.
- Arthur, nice.
- For work.
- Of course.
And he just loves cars and he was like,
I wanna see some other people's cars.
Now my question is this,
does it have to be a hot wheels car
or can you put some match box cars in there?
- All right, listen.
I mean, it's got hot wheels logo on the side.
So I don't know the right answer to that,
but I'm gonna tell you the only way to really know
on some of their cars is to flip them upside down.
Then you go, oh, that's a match box.
Is match box better or worse than hot wheels?
- I, here's the difference.
Match box has made their mark by staying real.
Like if a match box makes a school bus,
that is just a school bus.
- Okay.
- Hot wheels said school bus, great.
What about monster truck school bus?
(laughing)
What about hot pink taco truck?
Like they get crazy with all their rides.
What if the back wheels were 40 times bigger
than the front wheels and it was a fire truck?
(laughing)
You know what I mean?
Like that's the difference.
- So, and now correct me if I'm wrong,
match box used to make metal cars.
- Oh, everything's die cast.
- Okay.
- Everything still is.
- Still is?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah, now I would say some of them historically
have had more articulation than others.
Doors and hoods that open and things like that.
Like some of the cars over the course of time
have had some articulation.
Did you ever see I had a couple of them.
Hot wheels had cars that would,
they had like a front bumper, but when you crashed it,
it had a little thing that would flip it
and then it had a dent in it.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, those were pretty cool.
I had a couple of those that were kind of fun.
But you know, for the most part,
I would say match box historically has been really,
let's just make real cars.
And they've also done some airplanes
and they've done some different things,
but they've really stayed in the lane of realism.
- Do you remember when Beck was small for Christmas one year,
we made him a car mat?
- When he was small.
Yes, I do remember when he was small.
- And we painted our neighborhood.
- Yeah, we got a big, what's that stuff?
Muslin is what it's called, a big ol' sheet of that.
And yeah, we did our neighborhood, we did grandma's house,
like we did all the pieces.
Yeah, it was cool.
- Awesome.
But then we made a school, we made it the school
that he was going to the time.
Falls Valley Elementary, Shout-out.
- Okay.
(laughs)
- And we could not find a bus anywhere.
Remember we looked for a bus for months and months and months.
- Right.
- Probably weeks and weeks and weeks.
Couldn't find a bus.
I think we finally did find one, but it took a lot of search
in for a bus.
(laughs)
- This was pre-2010, you know?
- I know.
- You gotta do some looking.
(laughs)
- Anyway, I think that's a cute idea.
- Yeah.
- And there would be two.
- I would not hate to see that pop up around town.
- No, I think that's awesome.
We need more little libraries of different stuff.
Like what else?
Art supplies?
- That'd be cool.
- Right?
Well, art supply library.
- Doll?
- Doll library?
- Sure.
- A Barbie library where it's like with a little closet
with different outfits that you can hang out.
- Oh, I don't think so.
- Look at you.
- Be like a little consignment shop,
a little Barbie consignment shop.
- Oh, good idea.
- Get to build it.
Get to build it.
- I might.
Cute.
- You might or you will.
- I might.
- Do or do not.
There is no might.
Star Wars library.
Yes!
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- Hey.
- Well, if you're athroated for that.
- Hey.
- Would you rather this or that?
- Have no Wi-Fi at school or no AC at school.
- No Wi-Fi.
I grew up in school with no Wi-Fi.
Fine, done, easy.
- I grew up in school with no Wi-Fi either.
- Yeah. - No big deal.
- Okay, what about now?
At work.
No Wi-Fi at work or no Wi-Fi at work?
AC at work.
- No AC.
- You'd rather have no AC?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- Because you gotta have the internet.
- I can't.
- Like, so many things.
Doing a show without the internet is absolutely
100% possible and it scares so many people.
I could absolutely do the show without the internet.
The problem is I like to share the stuff on the internet.
If I have no internet, I can't share the stuff.
- Well, and what if we talk about it?
We can't find stuff to talk about on the internet.
- We could absolutely figure it out.
We'd look around the room and go,
"Hey, look at this carpet.
"Why did they do the carpet?"
We'd figure it out.
We would find things to talk about.
It might not be nearly as entertaining as if we had access
to the internet.
But, and how many days?
No access ever?
Or one day?
- Well, a week.
- A week.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
We could do a week's worth of shows with no internet.
- Oh.
- It'd be difficult.
- That would be hard.
- But it could absolutely be done.
- That would be rough.
That would be difficult.
- There was a woman pulling the weeds outside.
Can you talk about that?
- Yes.
(laughing)
- We're evading.
- Hey, listen, there's no internet.
We gotta do what we gotta do.
I watered the plant.
(laughing)
- Congratulations.
- Big time, big time show content.
- I had to walk to the other side of the building
to use that bathroom because this one was occupied.
- Whoa.
- I know.
- Big time.
Big time show content.
(laughing)
Did you see anything fascinating on the way?
Did you wave to some people?
- No, but I always, I always, because they've locked
certain areas of the building.
- Yeah.
- So you have to have a key card to get in or a code to get in.
And I always walk halfway down the building
and then remember your,
and then have to walk all the way back.
- Yeah, I gotta get my tag.
- Meanwhile, I'm like, I really gotta go to the bathroom.
- I know.
You know what we should get?
- What?
- We should settle down.
Lanyards with a key tag.
- No, I don't like Lanyards.
I'll never wear that.
- One of those retractable hip things was a key tag.
(laughing)
Would you rather this or that?
I'm taking no internet at school.
- All right, I'll take no internet too.
Good logic.
How familiar are you with the online craze
that is Geo Guessor?
- I have no idea what that is.
- So Geo Guessor is,
it's basically a street view of somewhere in the world
and you look at the picture and then you have to guess
on the map where you think that is.
- Okay.
- And it will show you how close you were
to guessing the actual location where the photo was taken.
It's called Geo Guessor.
- Okay.
- You've never heard of this.
- Interesting.
So this has been around for a while
and you kind of get to explore the world
from your couch or your office chair or whatever.
- Okay.
- And you get dropped anywhere from a busy street in New York
to a beach in Bali and they have 100 million plus players
online right now.
Some of the most popular players include this guy called
Rainbolt.
- Okay.
- So Rainbolt, he made a mistake.
- Oh no.
- And he was playing the game Geo Guessor
and he was given a picture of craters of the moon
and he guessed Hawaii
because of the volcanic stuff.
- Okay.
- So he said that's and he guessed the big island in Hawaii.
He's the only person out of the 20 people that guessed Hawaii
to guess the big island.
But 20 Geo Guessors have guessed Hawaii
when it's craters of the moon and Idaho.
So he posted two days ago a video on his YouTube channel.
He went to craters of the moon and talked to a park ranger there
and he learned a bunch about craters of the moon.
But what had happened a couple of days ago,
a billboard popped up in Arco
and the billboard is just his face with the map
showing the 20 Geo Guessors that guessed Hawaii
with the link to craters of the moon.
And so it's just a Google map of that
and his face in the corner looking incredibly disappointed
because he guessed Idaho, not Hawaii or you know,
guess why not Idaho?
So there's no explanation for this billboard.
And if you've driven through Arco
and you see this billboard of a Google map
with a guy's face in the corner, he's the Geo Guessor
again, his name is Rainbolt
and he is among the 20 people who guessed Hawaii
instead of Idaho.
- Okay.
- Which is really funny.
- That is funny.
- It's very funny.
- I just plopped myself down and somewhere.
- Did you just log in and try it?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- And you're never getting that like--
- I never get that now.
- Like it's just some, I know how these guys do it.
Like they have a world championship for this.
- Like honestly, like I feel like I'm in France.
- Oh yes.
- Definitely some European place
but I don't know, like do you have to,
can I just say France or do I have to guess the--
- So if you guess somewhere in France,
then that's fine.
- I don't even know where you go to guess.
I've got 16 seconds left.
- You gotta click on the map.
- I did click on--
- I can't see your computer.
- Okay.
- So you can click on the map somewhere.
- France.
- Yeah.
- How far off were you?
- Well, was it in France?
- No, it was close but I didn't realize
that you have to guess by clicking on the correct place
on the map.
- Right.
- I clicked on the map and it was like in the middle of the ocean.
- Oh, I see.
- So it should give you another image.
- Yeah.
- And you keep going.
- Okay.
- That's how this game works.
- Oh, look at this game.
- It's very interesting, right?
- Yeah.
- And you get to see all kinds of cool places.
And so people will look at like road signs
or they'll look at the vehicles
or they'll look at some of the architecture
or where is the sun in relation to the time of day?
It looks like.
- Oh, cool.
- People get really super into it.
- I love it.
- So anyway, if you're cruising through the area
and you see that weird billboard in Arco,
that's what it's about for one.
But two, kind of a funny way to go.
I commemorated my big mistake
by buying a billboard in Arco Idaho
which he said was the closest billboard
he could get to craters of the moon,
which is definitely true.
- I love this game.
I'm gonna be playing this all day.
- Great.
(laughing)
What I like about it is you're gonna learn
some geography in the process.
- Oh, no.
- Anyway, congratulations to Rainbolt
for making that mistake.
Well done.
And he is one of 20 now who have done that.
And I'm sure there are more, but anyway.
Let's wrap up the show.
Let's call it a four day weekend.
- Yeah.
- Woo!
- Awesome.
We'll be back in the studio on Tuesday.
Have a great day.
Have a great, labor day weekend.
- Have a good day. - Yeah.
- A good, good day.
- Good, good day.
- All right, we'll see you.
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