Speaker 1: The kid here has been threatening us with cookies.
Speaker 2: Yes I have.
Speaker 1: For the better part of a week, she kept sending
Speaker 1: pictures like look at this, I bought you some and.
Speaker 2: Then I ate the ones I sent you the picture of.
Speaker 1: So we have not tried the cookies. But before we
Speaker 1: go into the cookies.
Speaker 2: I just want to eat the cookies so bad.
Speaker 1: I know you want to use I want to point
Speaker 1: out the there's there's this box, this like jewelry box
Speaker 1: affair that has picture of you and Cory, your old boyfriend.
Speaker 3: On Oh my god, please where is it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Oh, you use it up a mic stand, Yes.
Speaker 1: This box, Like what do you do when it's like
Speaker 1: you're a parent and it's a picture of your kid
Speaker 1: and I'm real like, you know, oh, look is when
Speaker 1: she's young and going to a prom and shit, so
Speaker 1: you don't really want to get rid of it. But
Speaker 1: she is standing next to a different dude and she's
Speaker 1: with and but enough time has gone past and you
Speaker 1: know so, but you know.
Speaker 3: You used it as a mic stone.
Speaker 1: Well it was here. I brought it here to like
Speaker 1: ridicule Harley at one point, and we never got to it.
Speaker 1: And then one day I realized it's the perfect mic
Speaker 1: stand like Will Wilkins had just like texted me this
Speaker 1: week on like I hear coming, you know, fucking fixture thing. Man,
Speaker 1: when are you there? Was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: He's like, I fucking watched Mamaly. He said, fucking it's
Speaker 1: it's all fucking hell hold together with spitting glow. And
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I said, honestly, like you don't
Speaker 1: need to come. I was like, it's it's He's like
Speaker 1: she said, she can't see you. I was like, she'll
Speaker 1: be fine.
Speaker 3: I will live.
Speaker 2: Thank you though much so.
Speaker 1: But you know, he was like, look, if you don't
Speaker 1: want me to just tell me, but uh, I do
Speaker 1: have a system here that works, and it really like
Speaker 1: found use in that box. So this box where I'm like,
Speaker 1: is it cringe that we keep it? I mean, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to give it to you because I always
Speaker 1: you're as sentimental as I am. But you have a line.
Speaker 3: I definitely have a line.
Speaker 1: That line didn't include fucking.
Speaker 3: Curing the box with a picture of my ax ony.
Speaker 2: When I've been with my current boyfriend for almost five years.
Speaker 1: It's not just a picture of your I mean, for
Speaker 1: those playing alone.
Speaker 3: And home, please know what if you were to ever know?
Speaker 1: It's a nice box.
Speaker 3: It was a gift from him, was it.
Speaker 2: I didn't think we'd be.
Speaker 1: In the box.
Speaker 2: There's no not anymore.
Speaker 1: But just to bring this completely old man, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: within the box you bro' a strip of paper bittersweetly
Speaker 1: says we're a team forever.
Speaker 3: That was uncalled for personal.
Speaker 5: I had no idea that's vulnerable information.
Speaker 1: It was team for now.
Speaker 3: Fine, you don't get a cookie? Oh come on, man,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat all three.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll watch eat the cookie. I guess where did
Speaker 1: the cookie come from? How to come into your life?
Speaker 1: Why is it a part of mine?
Speaker 2: Because you talk? Yes, you can pour the milk. This
Speaker 2: is my show, the brand, show what it is for
Speaker 2: the for the curious.
Speaker 1: There you go, man, it's only three ingredients. It's an
Speaker 1: oat milk, and I love oat milk. But I used
Speaker 1: to drink oatly. And then it was pointed out by
Speaker 1: Jordan that She's like, you know, it's got like a
Speaker 1: lot of gum and filler in it and shit. She
Speaker 1: I was like, well, but I love oat milk. What
Speaker 1: the fuck? And she was like, well, why don't you
Speaker 1: use colifia? It only has three ingredients.
Speaker 2: For the record, I still like Oatly a lot.
Speaker 1: I do I look like it, but I like the
Speaker 1: three ingredients.
Speaker 2: I feel you. My best friend Olivia brought me to
Speaker 2: this bakery and I'm not right the way.
Speaker 1: Oatly makes an amazing fucking ice cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking put some respects.
Speaker 1: Too, Like when there's some out there's a place out
Speaker 1: here that did Oatly soft sirve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: So we went to Besti's the other day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you know their soft serve is voted number one in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Really what flavor.
Speaker 1: Was they do? They do like black and white?
Speaker 2: They do chocolate this week?
Speaker 1: Though? Was it?
Speaker 3: But was it was that?
Speaker 1: But? Oh my god? Yes? Anyway, do you want some?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: In this look appetizing. What I like about this oat
Speaker 1: milk is it has the consistency and taste of skim milk.
Speaker 1: And I used to be a huge skim milk. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, So.
Speaker 2: I tried this cookie. It changed my life. I can't
Speaker 2: stop eating this cookie. I don't even I'm not even
Speaker 2: really a sweet person, Like I don't even like you
Speaker 2: and I have similar similar things, we like, similar foods
Speaker 2: we like, but you.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, similar the foods we like.
Speaker 2: But you really like sweet food a lot more. And
Speaker 2: I like like a like a burrito.
Speaker 1: You're a savory person. Yeah, And I'm a sweet person exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit can you're a little bit of
Speaker 1: rock and roll.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm on the office and I'm looking at
Speaker 2: the camera when someone's saying something annoying.
Speaker 1: You're Jim. Yeah, let me zoom in on you. You
Speaker 1: know what, cameras don't with it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyways, so this is the thickest cookie of all.
Speaker 1: Time, thick rich hinds.
Speaker 2: Not even a scone, not even a scone. It's a cookie.
Speaker 1: It looks like it sounds like tasty wax paper. It's
Speaker 1: like somebody took a big wad of cookie dough and
Speaker 1: just cooked it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, watch you eat it like that's that's
Speaker 2: the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you nailed slow Here.
Speaker 6: We go, yes, of course, glory right, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 7: The walnuts in there, those are walnuts, gaslight man, Look
Speaker 7: at the walnut right herets and no peanutsut, keep going,
Speaker 7: Oh my god, all right, walked.
Speaker 3: Really grumb belie.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a like a big thing a cookie though,
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what a cookie is. But so it's
Speaker 2: changed your life for.
Speaker 3: Mid Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: You're lying it doesn't do it?
Speaker 6: Do it again?
Speaker 1: It's not no, I already I gave it two bites.
Speaker 2: Dude, you're it's too much.
Speaker 6: Mom loved it.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go. That explains it. We're always because
Speaker 1: it ends the spectrum. But I love it, and you
Speaker 1: and I are not always on the same page. And
Speaker 1: you like to point out now you're not an exact
Speaker 1: duplicate of me. You have your own speed and style.
Speaker 1: So there are things like, for example, you're not a
Speaker 1: big peanut butter person. The fuck being my kid? How
Speaker 1: did that happen?
Speaker 2: You don't like this cookie?
Speaker 1: And then some things what are some like what don't
Speaker 1: you like in a caramel? You don't like caramel baffles me?
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: So sometimes we remember and there was something I was like,
Speaker 1: You're gonna fucking love it, and you're like right, I'm
Speaker 1: like what it's It's fine, But like, honestly, like in
Speaker 1: a world of empty calories, I would rather eat the
Speaker 1: milk bars.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Oh? Like thousand percent? I would prefer that milk bar
Speaker 1: to that I can pass up.
Speaker 2: The milk bar anytime, and this can't stop myself.
Speaker 1: I napposite. I would much rather have like this is
Speaker 1: a study more we're finding out some things about fun
Speaker 1: enough that we're not twins, which would have been creepy anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm. I love those milks. It's a company called
Speaker 1: what is it called?
Speaker 2: Isn't it called milk with a y?
Speaker 1: Sorry rather this side than the other side.
Speaker 3: Trust me, it's been coming out the other side.
Speaker 1: I was in the room before fucking tooting up the storm.
Speaker 1: You are lucky treats. They make these wafer bars Peuber
Speaker 1: wafer bars that I just can't get enough. I just
Speaker 1: can't get enough. I just can't get enough.
Speaker 2: This is so much.
Speaker 1: You brought that cookie, but oh that his milk. I
Speaker 1: just can't get enough. I just can't get It's good,
Speaker 1: but it's again like between empty calories. Like by my
Speaker 1: second bite. I was like, well, you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say the walnuts ruin the experience, but it ding
Speaker 1: did a little bit for me.
Speaker 2: I don't even like walnuts, but I feel like you
Speaker 2: don't even taste.
Speaker 1: Them, oh you do, and worse, you see them they're
Speaker 1: the fucking they're the they're the most testicular of the nuts.
Speaker 2: So if I picked the fucking walnuts, how you'd like
Speaker 2: it more?
Speaker 1: No? I also like, I'm I'm really disappointed why you
Speaker 1: didn't make it. It's not your fucking you just sound
Speaker 1: like ice.
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually my startup business.
Speaker 1: Oh. If it is, then let me have a second.
Speaker 1: That'd be amazing if that was your fucking like you know,
Speaker 1: this is my way of introducing you to my startup.
Speaker 2: Business to get your to get your true opinion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Would you find that valuable or
Speaker 1: would you been like, well, I'm.
Speaker 5: Doing it anyway, old man, you can't hold me back.
Speaker 3: I was like, anyways, I just be like, fuck you.
Speaker 3: You don't like, just like, just.
Speaker 1: Make sure you sell milk's there as well. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: also feel when you get to the chocolate chip cookie
Speaker 1: of it all and the vegan chocolate chip cookie of
Speaker 1: it all, less is more like thin it out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I couldn't disagree. More as thick as
Speaker 2: it can get.
Speaker 8: In terms of cookie size, often, No.
Speaker 1: You stop calling him puff and now you call them
Speaker 1: as thick as the kids not.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a walnut by the way, Oh my god,
Speaker 9: tell me this is not the most testicular of the nuts.
Speaker 1: This fucking looks like a nut that looks like nuts.
Speaker 1: Would you call him thick and juicy? No?
Speaker 3: I don't know, and I'm not saying it again.
Speaker 1: No, No, sir, Is Austin going east? Are you going
Speaker 1: to be going east? You're making a trip.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure yet, but.
Speaker 1: He's definitely going I think so. When you guys both
Speaker 1: leave your place, who takes care of them cats?
Speaker 2: Nana pop?
Speaker 1: They come in and they cats him.
Speaker 2: I don't trust.
Speaker 1: Do you think the cats miss you? Oh? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: as long as somebody turns on the water and puts
Speaker 1: food in the bowl. We don't get it, are you?
Speaker 2: No? We don't. And move cries when I walk outside,
Speaker 2: Carl cries if I close the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Door, would you leave?
Speaker 9: Oli?
Speaker 3: Who am I going to? You're close?
Speaker 1: Stupid fick peeping take it? What does she do when
Speaker 1: you're she set on your lap or she just.
Speaker 2: Sit there in snere you when I'm on the toilet?
Speaker 1: What does she want?
Speaker 2: She does this really specific thing, actually, since you ask him.
Speaker 3: Where she.
Speaker 2: Tries to grab my hands with her paws, which is
Speaker 2: why my hand looks like this.
Speaker 1: Maybe a friend that did that to you. I'd slap
Speaker 1: your the boyfriend around. Why can't shoot? What's stopping me
Speaker 1: from going over there and slapping these cats around? All right?
Speaker 1: That's you know how much money I invested in this kid, Carl.
Speaker 2: Carl left a scar on my arm.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm gonna fucking grab a kittie by its tail
Speaker 1: and be.
Speaker 9: Like, wow, wow, wow, I never smok to you ever again.
Speaker 1: Next time you touch but put a finger on my.
Speaker 2: Kid, Wow, she's gonna be like, I mean to clear
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 1: I get next. You love it the uh Disney?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where how deep do you go with Disney? Like? Do
Speaker 1: you like Cinderella and snow White? Or you like that's Disney?
Speaker 2: Mom? Never let me watch snow White? So not that
Speaker 2: one specifically, but like, so you're waiting.
Speaker 1: For the Rachel Zigler one. You're like, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to find out what all.
Speaker 5: The fuss is about. I hear this Dwarf story is amazing.
Speaker 2: I can't wait if it ever comes out.
Speaker 1: Oh that's coming out?
Speaker 2: Do you think it's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They don't.
Speaker 2: And a world where movies are getting canceled left and right.
Speaker 1: She too high profile, and that movie became too high profile.
Speaker 1: They changed it, though, Like they fucking went in and
Speaker 1: suddenly all the doors look like fucking giant cartoons. I'm
Speaker 1: real curious which to be fair, that might have been
Speaker 1: the plan all along, and that shot of them all
Speaker 1: on the field, they might have just been holding placeholders.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck? Who knows, who knows? But any event, Cinderella,
Speaker 1: no snow.
Speaker 2: White, No, Cinderella isn't my isn't my choice story? But
Speaker 2: like I like, I like the energy there.
Speaker 1: She brings good energy, classic vibe.
Speaker 2: Classic classic Disney. All right, I mean, yeah, one time
Speaker 2: in Day Justice.
Speaker 1: What is the what is the met ball? Happened at ball?
Speaker 1: Does that mean does it met Gala happen during fashion week?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Well, there's two, there's well, I
Speaker 2: feel like there's like a thousand fashion weeks all over
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: But weird because there's only fifty two weeks in a year.
Speaker 2: I know what's it's hard, But I think the met
Speaker 2: Gallas may.
Speaker 1: All right? So what about Sleeping Beauty?
Speaker 2: She's cool Aura Aurora?
Speaker 1: But why is she cool?
Speaker 2: Because it's classic Disney vibes and I just like classic
Speaker 2: Disney vibes. But do I is that my fave? Also? No,
Speaker 2: my faves are awesome, Wonderland, Mulan.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: In terms of classics, the Little Mermaid, right, and I's.
Speaker 1: So weird that I guess that is a classic. Of
Speaker 1: course it's classic. But I remember when that came out,
Speaker 1: A Little Mermaid, I remember when Holan came out. I
Speaker 1: am and is that all of them?
Speaker 2: Of the princesses, I mean, of the classic princesses, there's
Speaker 2: but I don't know what like the original princesses.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wacky some spaces.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Whack?
Speaker 3: What you eating?
Speaker 2: Knocked the grounded?
Speaker 1: Do you for something like Mulan? Do you go one
Speaker 1: hundred percent in? I love Mulan. I honestly that may
Speaker 1: be my favorite Disney movie.
Speaker 2: I think I would say for you for sure, it is.
Speaker 2: I think so it's in my top three.
Speaker 1: It's still like makes me cry.
Speaker 2: It's such a beautiful movie.
Speaker 1: And it's yeah, it's fucking stunning. The Soldier from the Mountain,
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, she throws her shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And Eddie one of Eddie Murphy's like finest hours, so
Speaker 1: fucking good. The Powerful the pleasurable move.
Speaker 2: Shoot you love Oh my god, she's and Stitch is
Speaker 2: one of your faves, I would say, and.
Speaker 1: Stitch is definitely one of my favors.
Speaker 2: Is also one of my faves.
Speaker 1: And Flashed.
Speaker 9: Wally.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I've only seen Wally once because it
Speaker 2: was so devastating. The first time, I was like, I
Speaker 2: can never do this again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've only seen it once.
Speaker 2: We went to the premiere of it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, at the Greek it was outdoors, it
Speaker 1: was at the Greek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was so cool.
Speaker 1: That's the only time I saw it.
Speaker 2: That's the only time, I think so, because it was
Speaker 2: so upsetting up. I have not seen many times because fucking.
Speaker 1: Machine that one time, and my god, it was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, a wonderful movie, but it was that that
Speaker 1: opening is devastating.
Speaker 3: That's so it's so fucking sad.
Speaker 1: That is the like twenty twenty first century equivalent, even
Speaker 1: though it probably came out in the twentieth century. Of
Speaker 1: the Bambi's mom.
Speaker 2: I was never allowed to see Bambi or Dumbo, so
Speaker 2: I haven't seen them ever.
Speaker 1: You would they were breaking my heart.
Speaker 2: I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Dumbo they separate him from his mind.
Speaker 2: I know, I know what happens.
Speaker 1: Their trunks touch Baaby, don't you cry? And then bamby.
Speaker 2: We all know what happens. You don't got to say it.
Speaker 1: Nobody had been done dirtier in fucking literature than Bambi's mom.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Bambaby, what the fuck? Do not make
Speaker 2: light of that credits?
Speaker 1: Sad old ass cartoon and Baby's a fictional.
Speaker 2: Story, but people do that every day and we ain't
Speaker 2: talking about well we are because you brought it up
Speaker 2: and did that sad imitation.
Speaker 1: Baby man, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna throw more walnuts at you.
Speaker 1: Don't you cry, it's you love them, catch them in
Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't know. I don't like walnuts. Now
Speaker 1: if you are throwing peanuts.
Speaker 2: Or cashier's cashiers are.
Speaker 1: Because she's sucking rule.
Speaker 2: Why don't you like walnuts? They're like you like so
Speaker 2: many other nuts? Do you like almonds?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just don't like walnuts. I don't have to like.
Speaker 2: Say, but I love this cookie and I'm honestly disappointed.
Speaker 1: Who makes the cookie? Lavaine Lavaine? Spell it there? You
Speaker 1: give them some, give them some love. Laveine Bakery.
Speaker 2: Are they French, I would assume, remember the really who.
Speaker 1: Makes the cookie? I felt like I was the doctor
Speaker 1: in the shining. Who is Danny? Danny's a little boy
Speaker 1: lives in my mouth?
Speaker 2: Veins the cookie?
Speaker 1: Who is Levein? L Vein's a cookie company put cookie
Speaker 1: in my mouth? Hmmm, my name is Levain History.
Speaker 2: Honestly feel like it has kind of been like that
Speaker 2: the past.
Speaker 1: Week because of that cookie, because it's.
Speaker 2: All I can think about. Really, it's taking over my life.
Speaker 2: I never craved sweet food. I want this every day now.
Speaker 1: That's madness, so will my like it's It's mid affect
Speaker 1: you at all where you like.
Speaker 2: Other than that, I'm incredibly disappointed in you.
Speaker 1: It won't change your taste. You're not tomorrow gonna be
Speaker 1: like He's right, so Mid.
Speaker 2: Never mind that thirty dollars on Postmates.
Speaker 1: Levain me Vain, No Bro, how'd you find him?
Speaker 2: I told you Olivia Brown me.
Speaker 1: How did she find him?
Speaker 2: Her friend brought her.
Speaker 1: How Things Happened goes down Here in La. That was
Speaker 1: one of the original names for the podcast, That's How
Speaker 1: Things Go Down in La with Daddy Smith. My Lord, No, sorry,
Speaker 1: did I say Daddy Eddy Smith and his little girl.
Speaker 1: I keep thinking about taking this beyond the confines of
Speaker 1: that Kevin Smith club. Really, I think so. I think
Speaker 1: when we hit the first ten episodes, maybe I'll start
Speaker 1: putting them up into the real world. Oh I know
Speaker 1: that's gonna well, it is scary because that's gonna probably
Speaker 1: like on the club, nobody's ever like, oh, fuck.
Speaker 10: Yourselves, keep it on the club, keep it on the guns.
Speaker 2: Your going going public scares.
Speaker 1: Me, true, but going public also means like, you know,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Lavane calls you up and they're like,
Speaker 1: would you like to be our cookie spokesperson.
Speaker 2: I'll keep buying.
Speaker 3: I'm keeping betting a private right.
Speaker 2: I'm scared. Look at you, man, The world's so scary,
Speaker 2: it really is.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, before we go any further, since you know,
Speaker 1: we're on a different clock out here on the West coast.
Speaker 1: On the East coast, it's three hours, so it's nine
Speaker 1: o'clock here, five to nine here, so it's almost midnight there.
Speaker 1: Let's try to catch well Momily Momily before Momily goes
Speaker 1: to fucking Betty by boost time, I'm coming to you
Speaker 1: live from fucking Florida. Kids. The one of the more.
Speaker 2: Interesting the kind of Momily's state of choice.
Speaker 1: Momily might be, but said, because it's late you Hi, honey,
Speaker 1: why hello? How are you hi?
Speaker 9: Grandma?
Speaker 11: Honey?
Speaker 4: I just got your text. My secretary went through my
Speaker 4: phone nice and she said, she said, mom text and
Speaker 4: hardly just text you. I said, Okay, read it to
Speaker 4: me and then we'll touch your back when.
Speaker 5: You know I'm alive.
Speaker 3: Well, good, thank you.
Speaker 4: How are you doing forty sweetheart?
Speaker 2: I'm doing really good.
Speaker 3: How are you okay?
Speaker 4: Feeling better? And Rginia's here with me? Your I this
Speaker 4: is high honey.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We're entackling things in the house that you could help
Speaker 4: me clean out, and a bunch of old stuff and
Speaker 4: well the old copy came up and took her. So
Speaker 4: but it's been fun. We're not done yet though. I
Speaker 4: got to guess bedroom closet to do.
Speaker 2: Can you remember?
Speaker 1: Oh I remember, there's like four things in it that'll
Speaker 1: take all day. What we are doing the podcast as
Speaker 1: we speak, So you're you're on the podcast. Say hello
Speaker 1: to all the folks watching.
Speaker 4: Hi, everyone, how you doing? I can safely say out
Speaker 4: of the hospital, how the rehab in safely? Kevin and
Speaker 4: all we can talk to me, yes, very much.
Speaker 1: Your first, the how's how's it been hanging out with Virginia?
Speaker 4: Wonderful? We get more things on there that to get along,
Speaker 4: you know, she can packed the manger up and the
Speaker 4: last thing.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make just in time for Easter, just in
Speaker 1: time for the Death of Christ. The Birth of Christ
Speaker 1: goes back in the box.
Speaker 4: He goes back in the box.
Speaker 1: But I.
Speaker 11: Hooked up the DVD players so she could watch the
Speaker 11: one some of the hundred fifty different varying DVDs that
Speaker 11: she's clicked over the years.
Speaker 5: So when did we watch?
Speaker 3: We watched.
Speaker 11: And The Lake House, Yeah, oh wow, and The Birds
Speaker 11: Weeks to marry.
Speaker 1: I think you know they did a new Showgun that's
Speaker 1: on Hulu right now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my grandma loved Showgun, the one in the eighties
Speaker 1: that Richard Chamberlain was and also the aforementioned The Thornbirds,
Speaker 1: which was also a mini series which now you would
Speaker 1: just call a series, but it also starred Richard Chamberlain.
Speaker 4: And I think those thanks you bought them from me?
Speaker 1: I did, mom, you're a big fan of Richard Chamberlain. Correct, Oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: If Richard Chamberlain had come to Highlands and it was like, Grace,
Speaker 1: come away with me. Would you have left dad for
Speaker 1: Richard Chamberlain?
Speaker 2: No, I can say that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wow, Richard Chamberlain was a multi millionaire.
Speaker 4: Well I could go visit them and let them give
Speaker 4: you money to take your daddy.
Speaker 2: You know how was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really good for you? Good for you. You look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my cake and eat it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, you know, and going and getting something for Giddy.
Speaker 1: That was great. As it turned out, Richard Chamberlain was
Speaker 1: never gonna be into mama.
Speaker 11: We've got so many fun things to watch. Remember where
Speaker 11: Angels go trouble following?
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, man, the trouble with angels and where
Speaker 1: Angels go trouble followers.
Speaker 12: Yea, them are in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah they were when we were kids. They were movies
Speaker 1: about girls in like a convent like Catholic school run
Speaker 1: by nuns, and they did ship like smoke cigarettes and
Speaker 1: that was like badass. Was it Haley Mills or.
Speaker 2: No Inspired Virginia?
Speaker 1: I remember they actually showed us those movies in Catholic school,
Speaker 1: like kind of co signing them.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was impressive. We had such a big family
Speaker 1: and a lot of them are so old and unhealthy
Speaker 1: and stuff that we went to so many funerals when.
Speaker 11: We were though, because you get those big ship like
Speaker 11: the person's favorite activities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, Aunt Mary died and they made a
Speaker 1: floral arrangement look like a giant bingo card. Yep, we
Speaker 1: were all, yes, we were all impressed by that. Ye.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to dive back into the show.
Speaker 1: We just wanted to say high and ketch up, tell
Speaker 1: you that we love you.
Speaker 4: Also doing okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm doing good. Been working on music and writing and
Speaker 2: stuff and it's been good.
Speaker 4: Oh that's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: We called you. Oh that's right, don't at all Canadian
Speaker 1: be like, sorry, we intruded on your midnight What are
Speaker 1: you even doing? Awake? Still?
Speaker 5: God fucking caretaker?
Speaker 1: Is this sister of mine? You're still up and out
Speaker 1: of bed at midnight? Yep? Still?
Speaker 4: Then your sister's training me to keep going to I
Speaker 4: finish your project.
Speaker 11: Apparently she took a new kill tonight, Kevin.
Speaker 1: And I think you were responding which one.
Speaker 12: It had the letters th, H and C on the front.
Speaker 1: That's right. Me and Uncle Don went to uh, Florida, dispensary,
Speaker 1: which was rigid as fuck. Not like going to an
Speaker 1: l A dispensary. Oh my god, it was like buying
Speaker 1: fucking bread and Russia. That's long line and fucking Like
Speaker 1: one point, I was standing next to uncle Don. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you should get this, and he's like,
Speaker 1: are you his medical advisor? And I was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean kind of, I know more about this than
Speaker 1: then they're like, unless you're a doctor, you can't tell
Speaker 1: him what to buy. And the guy's like, look, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's just the rules in Florida. Florida is so rigid
Speaker 1: about it. But while we were there, they had these
Speaker 1: like sleepy time aids, like sleepy time A you're going
Speaker 1: to sleep, and so that's what you're fucking with right now, yep.
Speaker 3: I don't know, that's.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 11: And walking around to the projects.
Speaker 12: And then I'm and she ate a half a pint
Speaker 12: of ice cream.
Speaker 2: You go, mamily, that sounds like a good night mamily down.
Speaker 1: And that's a I just I just want to point
Speaker 1: out that's a that's a fucking Wednesday. That's not even
Speaker 1: mommily on a Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 12: Midweek folks listening at Home Your Dear podcast, Kevin bought
Speaker 12: his mother a freezer bowl of ice cream. There are
Speaker 12: no fewer than eighteen different flavors in there, and so
Speaker 12: mommy's been working through them. And Momily told the story
Speaker 12: that Carlie kelv about how Grandma used to eat how
Speaker 12: mom used to eat ice cream surreptitiously.
Speaker 11: From the bottom.
Speaker 1: No, what story is that? Oh you don't know this story.
Speaker 12: I mean so grandma Mom used to get the you know,
Speaker 12: cork pints or whatever coins from the from the Cumberland farms.
Speaker 1: The half gallon size half days and.
Speaker 11: Then Dad would go in there and go, you've done
Speaker 11: such a good job.
Speaker 1: You have been eating me. I can't believe it.
Speaker 11: It's been in there for a couple of days. And
Speaker 11: he could put a spoon in and the whole thing
Speaker 11: would clasp like a sinkhole because she'd open it from
Speaker 11: the bottom.
Speaker 1: Why what's with the Why so surreptitious? Momily? Just what?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Mom? Were you being so surreptitious?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I didn't want your father to want it.
Speaker 2: I feel like you'd find out maybe, yeah, eventually it
Speaker 2: really outed.
Speaker 1: Who knew that you were? You were tunneling out.
Speaker 3: That's so sneaky. That's pretty smart.
Speaker 11: Back in the day, Clumberland Farms was our to have
Speaker 11: a flavor of the month, and it was always something
Speaker 11: really whack.
Speaker 1: Cumberland Farms was the name of the store. Mom momily
Speaker 1: referred to it forever as Clumberland Farms Clumberlin, Can you
Speaker 1: go down to Clumberlands and get bread? And I was like, no, Mom,
Speaker 1: but I will go to Cumberland's. Will you bring home
Speaker 1: an Enterman's cake? No, Mom, but I'll bring home some inentman's.
Speaker 1: All right, we love you both. Go go enjoy all
Speaker 1: that ice cream.
Speaker 10: Thanks for love you, love you, good night, God bless you,
Speaker 10: good Bye bye, I love you.
Speaker 1: I cut her off when she was saying, Sonny Bunny,
Speaker 1: oh my god, too much. Well, fuck it, let's wrap, Okay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just do the French exit.
Speaker 2: Man, sometimes got to call it.
Speaker 1: You're not working through it or anything. You just fucking
Speaker 1: French exit and off you go.
Speaker 2: What's a French exit kind of like an Irish exit?
Speaker 1: Which is which is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I heard of those? Yes, maybe I said it wrong
Speaker 1: the first time.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of a French exit.
Speaker 1: French exit is an iron is like an Irish exit.
Speaker 1: But you're doing it without pants?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there? You know, what is there?
Speaker 3: A French exit?
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 2: We all know and love an Irish exit, use it
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: But that well, that's the one that people know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Irish exit exit when you don't say goodbye and
Speaker 2: you just leave and then you text and say common part.
Speaker 1: An Irish exit or Irish gobyra first is someone leaving
Speaker 1: a social gathering without notifying the host or anybody. And
Speaker 1: Irish exit is another name for slipping out the back
Speaker 1: or front door, seemingly unnoticed by the host. Okay, so
Speaker 1: let me try. Oh and French? What is Irish and
Speaker 1: French exit? A French leave, sometimes French exit, Irish goodbye,
Speaker 1: or Irish exit a departure from a location or event
Speaker 1: with the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: See I knew there.
Speaker 2: So it's not unique to the Irish. No this whole time.
Speaker 1: You really, it's just stereotype the fucking great people of
Speaker 1: Ireland by being like they fucking leave.
Speaker 2: Aren't we supposed to be Irish?
Speaker 1: They elite or not Irish?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, we are?
Speaker 1: We are? Do I have to apologize to I?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 1: Here I thought we were here?
Speaker 2: I thought Grandmomily was Irish.
Speaker 1: Momily, there is no Grandmomily.
Speaker 2: So true, but there is Grandpapa.
Speaker 1: Birth name was McCormick and that reads Irish. And then
Speaker 1: they found the family and I guess they were Irish. Yeah. Look,
Speaker 1: ain't no fucking doubt Mommily is Irish. Pale as fuck, dark.
Speaker 2: Hair, it's it's giving Irish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, hundred percent Irish.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done the DNA test?
Speaker 1: No, you're scared of asking me to. I'm not scared
Speaker 1: of it. I'm really not. Just you know, I kind
Speaker 1: of don't believe it. You know. We did it for
Speaker 1: Lucky and they're like, she's seven and a half years
Speaker 1: old and this was her birthday.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, the birthday. I was like, man,
Speaker 2: you know Lucky's birthday.
Speaker 1: Here's how we fucking we got a message from Virginia.
Speaker 1: She said, Mom, love that you included her in the podcast.
Speaker 1: Please send a link. You two are having way too
Speaker 1: much fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah we are.
Speaker 7: We just have too much.
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