The gang is back for the second half of the most absolutely whackadoodle Christmas story ever written. Sure, in episode 1 all that happened was we met some cute people who prepared for a luncheon, but now we’re looking at murder, mystery, and men with wigs - not to mention an absolute f*ckton of fairies. Rachel is granted a miracle, but wastes it. Jackie has high standards for rain. Theo hatches a harebrained scheme to Christmas-prank his parents. Topics include: creepy narrators, CBD/CBT, lookin’ plumptious, Catholic requirements for canonization, DMT context clues, Italian Gollum, White Lotus, the importance of communication, a family-friendly Get Low remix, praying for child labor, the proper time and place to kick a horse, Stuart Little, LotR, Cyrano de Bergerac, and a Charles Dickens Battle Royale scenario.
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