Espresso

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by complimenting people you're satan's son. Ben breaks down why drinking wine has made him a sexier piece of shit and wonders who's buying Andy Capp's Hot Fries in vending machines and more importantly who in tf is ANDY CAPP anyway? He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that šŸ˜Ž

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What is Espresso?

Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice