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hello All You Beautiful People

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what time it is

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ladies and gentlemen

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hey y'all how you doing today hey

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everybody Welcome to smut club I'm

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Hannah I'm Chelsea this is where we Day

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drink and talk about trashy room

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ensembles we read except being pregnant

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only Hannah is day drinking and for

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clarification too I am the one who is

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pregnant

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and because she's pregnant she's

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drinking for two just to make sure we

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clarify this no no I'm not pregnant I'm

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drinking for Chelsea in solidarity thank

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you I'm I'm drinking

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Welch's sangria

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while we're not sponsored by Welch's

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it'd be a lot cooler if we were yeah we

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would also love to be sponsored

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by Boda box

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um except because I'm not drinking the

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box was really old and Hannah poured

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like one Sip and a look on her face I

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was like we don't we you can just throw

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it out you don't need to drink that I'm

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so sorry but it sounds like you're the

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only one who drinks it

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it was it was no longer to quote my

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husband Rich rape and smooth nope no

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although when I was like cleaning out

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the sink I there was like a drop that

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like got on my finger and I licked my

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finger and I was like son of a [ __ ]

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that's good

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and then I was like do I have a problem

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and I'm like no I I just haven't had

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anything to drink in a minute months and

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months and months and months and months

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not that many months months and months

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and months and months and months yeah

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girl I said it five times and I'm five

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months pregnant so fair enough fair

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enough we go pardon me

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um all right so today

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we are reviewing pen pal by JT Geisinger

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um I wish I had alcohol for this well

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like I was texting Hannah about this

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when I was reading it and was like

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I was like Hannah that's a 35 Mark I was

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like gonna recommend it and then I'm

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like now I'm 60 in and I don't know if I

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want to finish it and now that it's

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finished I can't decide if I loved it or

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I hated it

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I was also describing it to my husband

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around like the 35 Mark I was like okay

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it's like this is what this is the

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premise and this is what's happening and

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like there's ghosts and creepy things

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happening and we don't know and she's

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uh like she's not a trustworthy narrator

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and we like there's

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ghosts and I'm things that's I can't

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think of the other word paranormal yeah

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that is creatures perfect I'm not drunk

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and my husband was like oh so it's like

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a sexy Scooby-Doo

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I was like yeah

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and then it took some turns and I was

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like is that sexy or is it weird Okay so

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instead of just giving vague things

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let's just

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please jump let's hop in

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setting the scene

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Kayla so we meet Kayla

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um she is a children's book illustrator

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we are meeting her the day of her

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husband Michael's funeral oh

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um yes like like the book opens she is

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at his graveside like someone gives her

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like a tissue like people are sobbing

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grief doesn't really fully know what's

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we learned that there was an accident on

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New Year's Eve but we don't necessarily

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know what happened we just know there

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was an accident on New Year's Eve she's

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at her husband's funeral

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um when she gets home there's a letter

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like a mail letter to her from

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Washington State Penitentiary

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who brought the mail in like oh yeah and

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like honestly it was probably me she's

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like my husband just died it says not my

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priority I probably brought the mail in

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our house cleaner Fiona probably brought

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the mail in and I just like forgot how

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to say out of mind so she opens the mail

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and opens this letter and it just

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envelope is Danton Alighieri what a name

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what a name and I'm probably butchering

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I saw a tick tock yesterday where this

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guy went through words in the English

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English language that he feels like

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dyslexia yeah and it started with tongue

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I saw that Tick Tock well by the end he

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said I feel like the English language

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should be like Wheel of Fortune you have

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to pay more for a vowel this [ __ ] is

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it's pretty funny and accurate yeah yeah

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I saw something in the last week that

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was like the word q is just the letter Q

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followed by a bunch of vowels that are

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unnecessary very much so very much so

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Dante

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this is gonna be fun I am I'm having fun

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all right so I'll say I used to think

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like when people would talk about

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pregnancy brain that it wasn't I was

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like that's just people being dramatic

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it's the realest thing like I I will

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like even when I was outlining this book

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I would look down at what I wrote and I

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would like be getting words mixed up and

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like I'm like no like I know the order

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but I'm like I was just typing really

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fast and like

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speaking is difficult and I forget words

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and we'll get through it we will so

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Dante not daunton

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sucks to be you if your name is daunted

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um Danton alligary you said it again

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just call him D or something Jesus my

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nodding at Hannah

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we're not that far in and this is

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Dante damn it Dante Dante Dante

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Alighieri I got it right that time right

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you did you did so good so

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return address

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um and the letter just says I'll wait

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uh and she's like

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the [ __ ]

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like I mean is it addressed to her

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specifically yeah okay so this wasn't

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wrong address or something no it is like

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addressed to her

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from the State Penitentiary and she's

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I don't I don't know what's happening so

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felt like a really human moment

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she was shrouded in grief gets this

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creepy letter and so she poured herself

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a really large wine good for her drink

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there's a like huge leak in the kitchen

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um before Michael passed away they had

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bought this like 5 000 square foot

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Victorian house that was like beautiful

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and wonderful and they were gonna like

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fix up together but it was definitely a

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project house that took a lot

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so she's like getting buckets to fix the

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Bleak and then Fiona comes in Fiona is

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her housekeeper who we are meeting and

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like Fiona sees her and is like shocked

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and she's like oh like are you are you

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staying here like after like with like

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whatever gonna happen like losing like

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you're staying here

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because and Kayla's like I mean like

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yeah like for now like it's a lot of

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house but like

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it's mine it's mine I live here like I

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probably don't need 5 000 square feet to

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myself and I was I mean I was thinking

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about it when I was reading it because

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my husband like our house is like 2200

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square feet on a basement that is

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roughly

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an extra thousand

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um and a lot of like the basement is

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like storage and such but

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God forbid something ever happened to my

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husband our house is way too [ __ ] big

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for me I'm like and that's like a whole

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extra house yeah like I was like I I

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don't even know what I do with 5 000

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square feet if my husband were alive

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which she is

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thankfully I love you

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we should we should get him a mic at

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some point because he sits there and

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definitely has great commentary to be

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added

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um so Kayla's like yeah Fiona I'm

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staying here like maybe not forever but

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this is where I'm at for now

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um Kayla decides to write Dante back

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and is like

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what are you waiting for

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he's like I'll wait forever and she's

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like

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for what for for what color me intrigued

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like what's this letter for like what is

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this supposed to be

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um then a week later she gets a response

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and the letter just says you

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okay

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that's not I don't feel good about that

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neither did she so she just put the

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letter in her underwear drawer and moved

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on with her life she's like okay that

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does not dignify a response yes she's

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like that's unsettling I don't know what

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to do with this so she's like I'll just

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put these letters in my underwear drawer

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and pretend like I don't have them and

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move on then over the next week like

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we are getting haunted Victorian Mansion

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vibes from this house like the lights

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are flickering light bulbs are exploding

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the doorbell keeps ringing and every

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time it rings and like she like goes to

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open the door

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no one is there and so she calls a

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handyman

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we meet Eddie Eddie's a complete stoner

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like everything is groovy

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he's reeking of weed he's our Shaggy yes

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he is the Shaggy and this sexy

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Scooby-Doo

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um and

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she like Kayla keeps getting headaches

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and so while he's going around and like

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seeing what's up with the electricity

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and all that stuff She lays down to like

279
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handle her migraine

280
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um

281
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Eddie like walks in her bedroom not

282
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realizing like she'd been laying down

283
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and he was like oh yeah like I used to

284
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have headaches all the time and

285
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then I started seeing a therapist and

286
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like I realized a lot of it was like

287
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things I needed to process that were

288
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weighing me down

289
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um and she's like I don't know if I'm

290
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:57,240
gonna do that but thank you and he but

291
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he also tells her

292
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that the roof is far too large of a

293
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project that he he's like this is

294
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,779
outside of my scope right he's like but

295
00:12:05,399 --> 00:12:09,540
the good news is your electricity is

296
00:12:06,779 --> 00:12:11,279
fine just like buy better light bulbs

297
00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:13,139
she's like

298
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but the lights keep flickering and the

299
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bulbs keep exploding he's like yeah it's

300
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,820
probably because they're poor quality

301
00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:20,660
like I checked everything it's fine go

302
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see a therapist

303
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,360
kind of his energy right

304
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um

305
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and so she's like well thanks so much I

306
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guess for nothing and then he leaves

307
00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:35,160
um

308
00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:37,139
she I'm not gonna lie

309
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:39,600
what I'm about to say is becomes

310
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pertinent later in the book and so I

311
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hadn't initially put it in my outline

312
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but then later when it became permanent

313
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,959
nah

314
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pertinent when it became

315
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:54,180
pertinent not permanent I knew what you

316
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:55,980
meant thank you thank you for that you

317
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:58,019
know I had a teacher when I was in like

318
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eighth grade and he

319
00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:02,820
um Mr miklos and I still remember him

320
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,200
talking about like he's like yeah what's

321
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,220
the point of correcting someone if you

322
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,740
knew what they meant you're just being

323
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:09,540
an [ __ ] right it's apparently he said

324
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:11,399
[ __ ] because like it was to a group

325
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:13,260
of like 13 year olds

326
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,880
but I always like really apprec he's

327
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,380
like why are you putting someone on

328
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,839
blast unnecessarily if you knew what

329
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:23,160
they were trying to communicate right

330
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:26,480
but I'm willing to put myself on blast

331
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:29,339
and if I keep calling people daunting

332
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:31,440
here we are so yeah when I realized it

333
00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:33,720
was pertinent I was like oh I feel like

334
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:36,480
it happened somewhere around here but I

335
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:38,040
don't quite remember so gotcha if

336
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someone decides to read this book and

337
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,100
then is

338
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:44,820
listening to the podcast don't come at

339
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:47,880
me for this if it's in the wrong spot

340
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:49,620
um but Kayla wakes up with some bruises

341
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,240
on her neck and like one is in like the

342
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,920
yeah like one isn't like the shape of

343
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,320
like a thumb print and she's like where

344
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,940
did these bruises come from and then

345
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,880
she's like trying to look it up and

346
00:13:56,940 --> 00:14:01,680
online and it's like bruises can like it

347
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,500
can be a vitamin deficiency it can be

348
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,660
like like there's a lot of things that

349
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:09,120
could cause bruise like that could cause

350
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:12,440
you to bruise easily in the shape of a

351
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,440
hand around your neck

352
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:19,019
I didn't say the shape of the bruise is

353
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:21,500
what what happens with a vitamin

354
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,500
deficiency

355
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:26,120
I'm just giving myself a clear picture

356
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:28,740
she's clearly

357
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:31,199
discounting some evidence that she is

358
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:34,019
not safe there's a lot of justification

359
00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:38,100
and a lot of like

360
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:40,079
I just must not be fully with it because

361
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:42,899
my head is in a million places because I

362
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:44,959
just lost my husband right

363
00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:44,959
um

364
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:50,699
what happens from there

365
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,540
I don't know oh well I forgot when Eddie

366
00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:53,040
was like yeah all the lights are fine

367
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:55,740
just go to therapy

368
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:58,560
when Eddie leaves all of the lights

369
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:59,820
start flickering and she's like what the

370
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,440
[ __ ]

371
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:04,620
um well she goes downstairs there's

372
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:06,839
another letter from the penitentiary and

373
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:09,180
when she picks it up all of the lights

374
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:12,180
in the house go out and she's like

375
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:14,699
well it's happening I love how giddy you

376
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:17,160
are telling me about that I attack with

377
00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:19,260
my shoulders you do

378
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:21,000
my sister is a hairstylist and one time

379
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:23,100
she was doing my hair and this like pop

380
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,260
of a song came on I don't remember what

381
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:28,260
song it was but I just vividly remember

382
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:29,579
my sister going wow your shoulders are

383
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,620
really taken on a life of their own

384
00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:33,320
there

385
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:37,079
and I don't think that's just my dancing

386
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:41,600
I think that's just my state of being

387
00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:41,600
sure yeah sure you and Pat Benatar

388
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:46,740
sorry

389
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:47,940
she has a lot of shoulder moves there

390
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:50,940
are a lot of shoulder moves when you

391
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:52,800
said Pat Benatar I thought of um

392
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,880
during years ago there was this like it

393
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,160
was probably 10 years ago at this point

394
00:15:53,880 --> 00:16:00,180
there was this like a YouTube clip

395
00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:01,620
called moves like Jagger yeah or no it

396
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:03,000
was like do your best Jagger or

397
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:05,279
something like that and these dudes like

398
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,660
had a bet going and they could call do

399
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:07,800
your best Jack or any point you had to

400
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,660
stop what you're doing and do your best

401
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,459
Mick Jagger impression

402
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:14,160
but like they kept like becoming like

403
00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:16,560
increasingly inappropriate places did

404
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:19,519
you like at like a funeral right one was

405
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,519
like during sex

406
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,920
that's what I also thought of

407
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,560
um

408
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,820
so she gets this letter mind you she put

409
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,259
the other ones in her underwear drawer

410
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,060
and was like this is weird I'm Not

411
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:32,040
Really Gonna engage with this

412
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:34,019
and then the letter is like you may

413
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,180
think we've never met but I know you in

414
00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:38,579
every way someone can know another I

415
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:42,000
know the shape of your soul I can still

416
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:44,759
taste your skin there's like some poetry

417
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,800
[ __ ] thrown in there and you're like

418
00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:47,830
this is

419
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:51,980
intimate

420
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:57,000
[Laughter]

421
00:16:51,980 --> 00:17:00,180
well yeah I mean if a random

422
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,579
felon were to send me a letter to tell

423
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:04,559
me he remembers the taste of my skin I

424
00:17:02,579 --> 00:17:08,339
would have a lot of questions about if

425
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:10,439
we're in a sort of uh Hannibal Lecter

426
00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:13,439
situation am I in the Silence of the

427
00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:15,900
Lambs what is happening right now

428
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:18,179
yeah that wouldn't feel like a romantic

429
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,459
Overture to me would you just put it in

430
00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:22,140
your underwear drawer and move on I

431
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,939
honestly don't know what I would do I

432
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:25,500
feel like I would shred it I would like

433
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:28,620
feel like I'd like take photographic

434
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:31,559
evidence yeah and then be like this is

435
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:32,820
very unsettling so like Kayla her head

436
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,679
starts like running down the list of

437
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:36,900
like all of the potential reasons for

438
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,580
Dante's letter and she's like is it a

439
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:40,440
scam does he thinks I like have this

440
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:43,860
house that I like have money because I

441
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:45,660
don't have money she's like

442
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,679
she was like but he's not asking me for

443
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:49,380
money

444
00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:50,940
what the hell so

445
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:52,020
she's like I don't [ __ ] know what to

446
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,640
do with this

447
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,260
um so while she's trying to like figure

448
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,460
this out there's a knock on the door

449
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:58,200
there is someone there this time it's

450
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,340
the roofing company

451
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,900
and they were like yeah we had an

452
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:03,059
opening a week early so we thought we'd

453
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:05,280
come out and take a look

454
00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:08,340
here we meet Aiden

455
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,840
um layrite Lee right I don't it has a

456
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,960
lot of vowels everything in this book

457
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:15,299
has a lot of vowels

458
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:17,580
well Aiden is one of our top three most

459
00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:20,520
common names for a

460
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,720
a male character in these books so that

461
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:25,020
is also

462
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,760
yeah we've we've reviewed have we

463
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,620
reviewed a book with Maiden before I

464
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,059
know I've definitely I reread the wall

465
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:32,760
of Winnipeg and me

466
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:35,220
by Mariana Zapata like two weeks ago and

467
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,140
right that's Aiden

468
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:38,640
we've made a lot of references to the

469
00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:40,559
name Aiden but I don't know that we've

470
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:44,360
actually had a book with the with a male

471
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:46,400
character named Aiden Stone Aiden Black

472
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:50,660
Blackstone

473
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:53,820
Stone that's master of bone and salt

474
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:55,620
yeah there's a lot of those it's like

475
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:57,780
it's like you know there's more names

476
00:18:55,620 --> 00:19:00,900
right

477
00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:02,640
um so we meet Aiden the roofer dude he's

478
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,559
pretty Gruff there's like this like

479
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:07,140
you're like

480
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:09,539
is this banter or do you guys not like

481
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:11,220
he like do you hate each other like it's

482
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,900
like very like quick-witted but he's

483
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:14,580
like it's 10 grand and she's like I

484
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:17,160
don't have 10 grand

485
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:18,660
and he's like okay bargain with me and

486
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:23,160
she's like

487
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:23,160
two grand and he's like 9999.

488
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:29,820
and she's like if I don't have 10 grand

489
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:31,320
I don't have one dollar less like he can

490
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,240
tell she's not in a good place things

491
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:36,120
are not going great

492
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,260
and he's like he's pretty Gruff and

493
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:41,780
pretty rude and she kind of calls him

494
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:41,780
out on it and he leaves

495
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:48,799
um and well he leaves not her house

496
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:51,179
sorry I'm

497
00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:53,220
give me a second to remember what

498
00:19:51,179 --> 00:19:55,799
happened

499
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:57,059
um he he leaves her like she calls him

500
00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:58,799
out for being rough he's like okay well

501
00:19:57,059 --> 00:20:00,960
like let me go like look at everything

502
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:02,340
and like figure it out he's like but

503
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,480
it's a big project it's probably going

504
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:05,280
to be 10 grand it's like kind of what's

505
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,720
Happening Here she definitely has this

506
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:10,380
moment of grief

507
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:12,659
she while he's going and like

508
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,039
assessing the situation that's what

509
00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:15,299
happened I got ahead of myself I don't

510
00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,919
think he gave her the quote yet he

511
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:20,880
showed up was like kind of a Gruff

512
00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:23,100
[ __ ] and then like she's like doesn't

513
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,900
say my husband just died but like it's

514
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,340
like kind of about to burst into tears

515
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,380
and he's like oh

516
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:31,559
okay I'm gonna go see how about the

517
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:33,539
damage is nice to meet you so she sends

518
00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:36,480
a letter back

519
00:20:33,539 --> 00:20:38,580
to Dante that's essentially like I don't

520
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,900
know you I have no money please don't

521
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:42,240
contact me again

522
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:43,740
I'm gonna get the like a detective

523
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,480
friend of mine involved if this

524
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,140
continues

525
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,460
um

526
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:49,500
and then puts the letter in the mail

527
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:51,240
when she comes back in that's when Aiden

528
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,860
gives her the quote for like gotcha ten

529
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:55,860
Grand and she's like

530
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:57,419
yeah I don't have that but like he can

531
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:59,820
tell like she's not doing well she's not

532
00:20:57,419 --> 00:21:01,440
in a great spot so he's like

533
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:02,640
all right I know a guy who can do it for

534
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,799
five grand

535
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:07,380
and she's like is he licensed and

536
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:10,260
insured and he's like it's me I'm I'm

537
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:12,120
the guy like

538
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:14,280
oh I'll be here tomorrow to do it

539
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,320
whatever and he leaves

540
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,059
he shows up the next morning there's

541
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,799
definitely more like sarcastic back and

542
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:22,380
forth between them

543
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:24,600
um like he's still pretty Gruff

544
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:27,659
she's like should I write the check to

545
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:31,159
Godzilla and he's like should I bill it

546
00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:34,260
to the dragon lady with sad eyes like

547
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:36,120
jeez dude right and I was like Dragon

548
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:39,620
lady was far enough we did not have to

549
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:41,820
comment on her emotional state damn dude

550
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:44,340
yeah that's where I'm like

551
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:47,000
is this banter because this doesn't it

552
00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:47,000
feels hurt

553
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:52,679
ful badger

554
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:54,020
which I guess is just sarcasm right with

555
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,340
like

556
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:58,980
sarcasm always has that curdle of truth

557
00:21:56,340 --> 00:22:01,980
that depending on on how it's presented

558
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:04,260
you're like oh yeah this doesn't feel

559
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:05,880
like good-natured banter I guess is what

560
00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:08,720
I'm saying

561
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:10,860
that is very fair and so when he's like

562
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,960
should I build it to the dragon lady

563
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:14,240
with sad eyes she's like you should

564
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,100
leave

565
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:19,740
she's like I don't think this is like a

566
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:21,179
gonna be a good thing right just let my

567
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:23,880
house fall down at this point just get

568
00:22:21,179 --> 00:22:25,740
away from me yes and so she's like or

569
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,360
what he's like all right I'll leave but

570
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:29,880
like call me if you change your mind

571
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,799
your roof clearly has a leak that needs

572
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:34,260
to be fixed

573
00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:37,200
um so she goes she decides she's going

574
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,760
to go visit a local grief group

575
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,760
and

576
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,559
try and join a support group after the

577
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:46,320
passing of her husband she meets a woman

578
00:22:43,559 --> 00:22:47,940
named Madison who's like not really like

579
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,340
no one else in the meeting is really

580
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:51,600
like talking to Madison or engaging with

581
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:53,820
her

582
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:56,220
um but we also learn like

583
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:58,020
Madison's at the group because her like

584
00:22:56,220 --> 00:23:01,500
daughter was like her four-year-old was

585
00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:03,299
abducted and never oh God yeah like and

586
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:05,159
then

587
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,380
um Kayla's like so is this group helpful

588
00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:10,740
for you and Madison's like what do you

589
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:13,320
think and so Kayla's like I think I'm

590
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:16,140
gonna leave like right like this was a

591
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:18,480
mistake yes so she goes

592
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:21,120
she leaves the grief group does not stay

593
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:24,480
for it goes to the bar across the street

594
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:27,600
guess who's there is it Aiden it's Aiden

595
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:29,400
the roofer who are my stars we're all so

596
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,159
surprised

597
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,900
that was sarcasm see see there was a

598
00:23:32,159 --> 00:23:37,140
curdle you nailed it

599
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:39,419
I did yeah nailed it

600
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:41,159
um he comes over to her at the bar they

601
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:43,919
start talking

602
00:23:41,159 --> 00:23:46,740
he asks where her husband is because

603
00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:50,159
she's still wearing her wedding ring

604
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:52,320
and she just gives a vague like he left

605
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:54,360
me like doesn't like go into all the

606
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,460
details doesn't tell him anything

607
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,960
um he can tell she's about to cry so he

608
00:23:56,460 --> 00:24:00,600
like leads her away from the bar back to

609
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,700
the booth that he'd been sitting in

610
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,620
and then definitely starts hitting on

611
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:06,299
her very aggressively like like tells

612
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:09,240
her like he finds her attractive wants

613
00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:11,760
to take her home and make her come

614
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:15,659
which I'm like

615
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:17,940
bold move my guy bold move interesting

616
00:24:15,659 --> 00:24:20,580
choice the dragon lady with the sad eyes

617
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:24,980
however I bet I could turn that frown

618
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:24,980
upside down like what

619
00:24:26,179 --> 00:24:34,440
sorry I just really liked that we went

620
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:37,799
frown upside down after like her husband

621
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:40,020
died well that's what I'm saying that's

622
00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:41,820
why it's so ludicrous but I guess he

623
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:44,640
doesn't know that her husband is dead

624
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:47,820
yeah that is very true

625
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:51,120
um he like gives her a little kiss

626
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:53,000
that feels electric or some [ __ ] like

627
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:56,100
that they always do

628
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:59,820
the electric jolt when our skin touched

629
00:24:56,100 --> 00:25:01,620
right my notes literally say gives her a

630
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:03,000
little kiss that feels electric actually

631
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:06,500
I meant to say little kiss I

632
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,500
accidentally wrote title kiss

633
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,440
but the sentiment holds

634
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:16,620
and then my notes say she is like wow

635
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:19,919
that is bold and and he is like but also

636
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:21,600
accurate like it's kind of the general

637
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:23,279
she's like no you're really coming on

638
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,980
strong and he's like all right well like

639
00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:28,860
let me know if you change your mind if

640
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:30,779
you do I actually live Above This Bar of

641
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:33,840
course he does of course he does

642
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:36,120
she decides to leave says goodbye

643
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:39,840
and that they do know like she says

644
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:42,000
goodbye he says good night

645
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,460
like she's like goodbye he's like good

646
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,799
night like okay like it's not as

647
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:49,919
permanent as goodbye okay

648
00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:51,720
feels like semantics but all right

649
00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:54,559
isn't that what a lot of these books are

650
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,559
yeah I guess

651
00:25:55,799 --> 00:26:00,720
um I think it's home

652
00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:02,039
finds a letter in the mailbox at least

653
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,260
they're not like showing up in their

654
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:07,740
house yes Dante

655
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:10,200
from the state penitentiary

656
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:13,500
um is like I can't answer your questions

657
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:16,620
but I'll always tell you the truth like

658
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:19,020
here's this like Poetic stanza like what

659
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:23,159
do you think like these letters you're

660
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:24,659
like what is he what this makes no sense

661
00:26:23,159 --> 00:26:26,340
so

662
00:26:24,659 --> 00:26:28,679
this is around the part where my husband

663
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:30,900
called it sexy Scooby-Doo she goes to

664
00:26:28,679 --> 00:26:33,419
bed and then wakes up hearing the

665
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:36,600
floorboards creaking like on the on the

666
00:26:33,419 --> 00:26:38,480
stairs don't like that no not at all

667
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,860
and so like she goes into her bathroom

668
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:44,520
gets the flashlight that they kept under

669
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:46,260
the sink or something okay I'm like that

670
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,240
where most people keep their flashlights

671
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:49,740
I don't know what do you have a

672
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,480
flashlight yeah

673
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:54,240
where do you keep it

674
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:58,500
we have one in our linen closet and one

675
00:26:54,240 --> 00:27:01,200
in our bedroom on the dresser

676
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:03,120
on the dresser we had a power outage not

677
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,679
that long ago and we just never put it

678
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:07,860
away

679
00:27:04,679 --> 00:27:09,600
that answers I was like I was like one

680
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:12,260
if you and your husband are doing some

681
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,260
freaky [ __ ]

682
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:18,419
I mean nope I'm gonna leave it alone I'm

683
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,059
gonna

684
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:22,919
own is what I'm gonna do but okay it is

685
00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:24,779
I'm like it does feel like if you have

686
00:27:22,919 --> 00:27:26,820
like your linen closet in your bathroom

687
00:27:24,779 --> 00:27:28,679
or something like that I don't know when

688
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:30,240
like when I was reading it it's a weird

689
00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:31,799
detail to get caught up on but I was

690
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,679
like

691
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:36,299
why is the flashlight in the bathroom

692
00:27:33,679 --> 00:27:38,179
where's your flashlight

693
00:27:36,299 --> 00:27:40,919
if you say your bedroom

694
00:27:38,179 --> 00:27:43,320
I will not say my bedroom

695
00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:44,940
um I know my husband has one or two in

696
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:49,620
the basement sure

697
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:52,440
we have like a Cleaning Supply Closet by

698
00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:54,059
our front door and that has like a

699
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,620
basket filled with like all of like the

700
00:27:54,059 --> 00:27:58,919
small ones that like we've somehow

701
00:27:55,620 --> 00:28:01,799
collected over time there was a year

702
00:27:58,919 --> 00:28:04,559
where my husband was gifted two

703
00:28:01,799 --> 00:28:06,419
flashlights for Christmas nice

704
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:08,220
um one was like just like a stocking

705
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:11,520
stuffer from my parents and this was

706
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:13,440
like our first year of marriage

707
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,200
um and my aunt always spends Christmas

708
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,899
with us so my husband gets like one

709
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:21,480
flashlight in his stocking and he's like

710
00:28:18,899 --> 00:28:24,659
dope cool whatever it's a flashlight and

711
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,460
then my aunt actually like gifted him a

712
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:28,260
flashlight that like he like had to

713
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:30,960
unwrap and then

714
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:32,580
it's like the first Christmas and he's

715
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,559
trying to be chill and like figure out

716
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:37,260
like my family Dynamics at the holidays

717
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:39,360
and she's like I'm so sorry I wouldn't

718
00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:42,539
have gotten you a flashlight if I knew

719
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:45,120
you were already going to get one and

720
00:28:42,539 --> 00:28:46,740
he's like no no no it's so he's like you

721
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,940
know working in like event production

722
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:50,520
like you never know when you're gonna

723
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:53,220
like he like

724
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:55,080
sold it very well and like when we like

725
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:58,340
got home he's like

726
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:01,140
do you think I made it okay

727
00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:03,840
it was like the purest thing I was like

728
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:05,760
yeah and

729
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,380
you really can't have too many little

730
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,480
flashlights on hand it's true I think

731
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:11,220
our problem is that like we don't need

732
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,080
them very often and then I never change

733
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:14,760
the batteries so having a lot of

734
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,440
flashlights is really not that helpful

735
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,620
right

736
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,820
it's none of them work

737
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:22,440
well we could go on a whole thing about

738
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:26,240
where you keep your batteries but I want

739
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,240
to hear more about sexy Scooby-Doo

740
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,059
why does where do you keep your

741
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:33,059
batteries feel like a far more intimate

742
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:36,059
question I know I realized it as I said

743
00:29:33,059 --> 00:29:37,740
it I was like oh I didn't like that for

744
00:29:36,059 --> 00:29:40,320
the record we keep those in the Cleaning

745
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:43,200
Supply Closet as well

746
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:46,260
noted I guess we were gifted I think the

747
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:49,260
following Christmas like one of those

748
00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:51,179
like industrial battery Keepers where

749
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:53,760
you can like put like all different

750
00:29:51,179 --> 00:29:55,620
sizes and like you can even test the

751
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,580
voltage is that the word that I'm going

752
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:59,100
for

753
00:29:56,580 --> 00:30:01,080
um yeah I think I think my mom just like

754
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:04,440
went in to Costco and it's like I'm

755
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:06,679
gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] up today and then we all

756
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,679
got it

757
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:11,100
um but yeah so anyway she goes into the

758
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,059
bathroom gets the flashlight gets

759
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:15,840
dressed

760
00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:17,820
and like feels like she's being watched

761
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,440
and she's like this is like creepy this

762
00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:21,659
is unsettling I'm in this 5 000 square

763
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:24,600
foot house alone not here for this [ __ ]

764
00:30:21,659 --> 00:30:26,700
she grabs her keys takes off

765
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:29,580
um and then where do you think she ended

766
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:32,700
up Hannah did she go to Aiden's yeah

767
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:34,740
yeah she did yeah

768
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:36,419
I I wish there was a bigger plot twist

769
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:38,820
here but it's exactly what we expected

770
00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:41,159
so she goes to Aiden's

771
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:43,860
it's raining outside because they live

772
00:30:41,159 --> 00:30:46,679
outside Seattle like of course

773
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:48,299
um she tells him the whole story of I

774
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:50,640
mean not the not the dead husband part

775
00:30:48,299 --> 00:30:52,679
of the story but like the creepy

776
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,779
my floorboards were creaking I felt like

777
00:30:52,679 --> 00:30:57,779
I was there and someone was watching me

778
00:30:54,779 --> 00:31:00,480
he's very calm very supportive

779
00:30:57,779 --> 00:31:03,779
um gives her some dry clothes to wear

780
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:06,480
she gets bold and decides to like drop

781
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:08,940
the towel he gave her to dry off and

782
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,980
they start going at it of course they do

783
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:13,559
I wanted this like a week after her

784
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:15,659
husband's funeral

785
00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:18,240
let's give her some credit let's go two

786
00:31:15,659 --> 00:31:21,360
weeks well I mean I'm not saying that

787
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:24,299
it's bad or wrong I'm just saying like

788
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,500
this feels like a I'm not I'm not saying

789
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:27,419
it's bad or wrong

790
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:30,240
what I am saying is I have a very hard

791
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:32,100
time conceptualizing being in a place

792
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,600
where I could be intimate with someone

793
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:35,039
else two weeks after my husband passed

794
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,919
away right that's what I'm saying yeah

795
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:39,840
like I can't identify with that but also

796
00:31:37,919 --> 00:31:41,940
I'm not here to judge how people process

797
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:44,340
their grief

798
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:46,860
that's the therapist in you I know it is

799
00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:49,500
I I yep

800
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:52,500
and by not judging how people process

801
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:54,419
their grief you mean in session you keep

802
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:57,120
your [ __ ] together then afterwards you

803
00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:59,820
call me and you're like listen to this

804
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:02,220
[ __ ] I just had the weirdest [ __ ]

805
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:04,260
session of my life

806
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:06,899
um yeah so they start going at it he

807
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:10,980
very much like very dominant in the

808
00:32:06,899 --> 00:32:14,700
bedroom takes control very like

809
00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:17,580
they're like I I think the thing

810
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:19,919
that that killed the sexy Scooby-Doo for

811
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:23,659
me in this book is that they're

812
00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:27,059
wasn't a single sexual encounter that I

813
00:32:23,659 --> 00:32:30,539
conceptualized as arousing got it okay

814
00:32:27,059 --> 00:32:34,440
um because I I wrote down the quote I

815
00:32:30,539 --> 00:32:36,600
don't know he stops licking to suckle my

816
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,820
[ __ ] like he's drawing milk from a

817
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:41,179
nipple

818
00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:41,179
Jesus Christ

819
00:32:42,659 --> 00:32:48,840
I hated everything about that I hated

820
00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:53,240
everything about that I have so many

821
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,240
least favorite parts of that sentence

822
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:59,039
you just

823
00:32:55,559 --> 00:33:00,720
you just compared your your [ __ ] to a

824
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:05,179
nipple Jesus

825
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:08,399
he stops licking stop don't say it again

826
00:33:05,179 --> 00:33:10,019
I think I'm just still processing like

827
00:33:08,399 --> 00:33:11,580
I'm the one who read the book and wrote

828
00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:13,740
the quote and I'm like

829
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:16,500
really oh my god

830
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:18,480
um they bone also there's like no

831
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:21,840
concern about a condom like there's no

832
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:25,679
like conversation about I'm like what is

833
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:27,000
that also usually will throw me out of a

834
00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:29,399
scene like

835
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,960
if there's no discussion about like any

836
00:33:29,399 --> 00:33:33,539
kind of birth control or like are you

837
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,760
clean it's like two lines like can we

838
00:33:33,539 --> 00:33:37,440
not just say those two lines so then I

839
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,000
can like we can just all be on board

840
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,799
with whatever stuff it is one without

841
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,480
I'm like and I was like not each time

842
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:44,159
unless like each time you're like I hear

843
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,200
the crinkle of the condom wrapper I was

844
00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:47,460
like okay I can work with that right but

845
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,279
this like

846
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:52,039
I was like wait what this first time

847
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:56,039
like that's the part that like always

848
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:59,460
suspends belief for me yeah but also if

849
00:33:56,039 --> 00:34:01,320
it doesn't suspend belief for you no

850
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:03,059
judgment I do have some questions all

851
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,200
right all right true story I once had a

852
00:34:03,059 --> 00:34:05,340
counseling client

853
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,080
oh God

854
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:08,579
who

855
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:12,179
was

856
00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:13,800
um having sex with a new sexual partner

857
00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:16,679
and

858
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,300
it still makes me laugh to this day I'm

859
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:20,700
terrified I don't know well he was like

860
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:25,740
do we need a condom and she was like

861
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:29,760
yeah yeah we do like oh God and then

862
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:32,579
like in the height of passion he like

863
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:35,359
Whispers in her ear you make me want to

864
00:34:32,579 --> 00:34:35,359
get tested

865
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:45,720
oh no oh oh no I was like is that what

866
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:48,300
did it for you and she was like

867
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:49,859
I don't think I'm gonna see him again I

868
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,720
was like that feels like a fair

869
00:34:49,859 --> 00:34:53,639
assessment I was like there's nothing

870
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:55,679
sexy about that

871
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:56,940
like you I was like this is your first

872
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:59,660
time sleeping with her and you're like

873
00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:02,220
that fixing it on Raw dogging it so now

874
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:03,780
they're like a few months ago or last

875
00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:06,060
year at some point

876
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:08,099
there was that trend on on Tick Tock

877
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:10,260
where everybody was using the sound that

878
00:35:08,099 --> 00:35:12,180
was like Hey little mama let me whisper

879
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:14,359
in your ear that's all I can think right

880
00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:18,680
now okay

881
00:35:14,359 --> 00:35:18,680
you make me want to get tested

882
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:24,540
I'm like

883
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:27,900
I on I I don't know if I could keep a

884
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:29,400
straight face no I wouldn't no okay no

885
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:32,160
so

886
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:35,119
back into this scene with the milk

887
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,119
nipple [ __ ]

888
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,040
I heard it yeah

889
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:46,920
yeah they bone he like tells her she's

890
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:50,160
staying the night like oh well he's

891
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:54,000
still lodged inside her

892
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,380
when better to make demands really

893
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,500
I don't know if there is a better time

894
00:35:55,380 --> 00:36:00,060
yeah probably like we said that a little

895
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:03,420
sarcastically but then I'm also like

896
00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:05,640
also there's there's our kernel of truth

897
00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:08,760
there's our kernel of Truth compliance

898
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:10,920
oh oh

899
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,780
so much about this

900
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,359
um they talk there's a little bit of

901
00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:16,800
banter they have round two this also

902
00:36:15,359 --> 00:36:19,680
like

903
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:22,740
part of their like sexual

904
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:25,260
scene if you will is

905
00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:28,140
he's like oh like you're my little bunny

906
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:30,480
and she's like you gotta catch me and

907
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:32,280
she like runs around his apartment and

908
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,960
he like catches her and like she calls

909
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,599
him her lion

910
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:38,760
and he calls her his little bunny or his

911
00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:42,420
little rabbit I hate that there's some

912
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,859
light spanking yeah I'm like I hate it

913
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:45,720
deeply yeah

914
00:36:43,859 --> 00:36:47,040
um so they shower together after all of

915
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,780
this they kind of have a heart to heart

916
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:52,740
he tells her

917
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:55,859
um he'd never hurt her

918
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:57,540
he does vaguely allude to like he hurt

919
00:36:55,859 --> 00:36:59,160
his father

920
00:36:57,540 --> 00:37:00,960
we don't know the full details of that

921
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,040
but like it like to like protect his

922
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,960
mother

923
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,220
he hurt his father or something of that

924
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,720
capacity

925
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:08,820
and she's like

926
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:10,320
I'd never judge you for keeping someone

927
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:13,260
safe

928
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,820
like what is happening um also I would

929
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:16,920
like to know only now after they've

930
00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:18,839
already had a few rounds of sex do they

931
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,119
talk about being clean in STDs and

932
00:37:18,839 --> 00:37:23,339
chances of pregnancy

933
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:24,300
and then he makes her breakfast it's a

934
00:37:23,339 --> 00:37:28,200
little late

935
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:29,460
for that yeah I'm like a day late and a

936
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,440
dollar short

937
00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:32,640
oh and I hope you got that dollar

938
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,200
because you're gonna need Plan B because

939
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,240
you didn't have that conversation right

940
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,640
Lord help us

941
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,500
um so they go back to Kayla's house

942
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,540
he insists on like going through and

943
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:44,280
checking it and making sure everything

944
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:45,300
is fine everything is safe blah blah

945
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,740
blah

946
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:48,900
um he tells her he has a friend who

947
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:50,940
installs security systems

948
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,800
um and he's gonna call his friend to

949
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:54,420
come out help her out give her a good

950
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,820
give her not give her a good deal

951
00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:58,320
because she offers to pay and he tells

952
00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,880
her like it's emasculating and she's

953
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,240
like

954
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,440
well can I pay you like like can I can I

955
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,880
pay your friends for the security system

956
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,560
can I pay you for the roof and he's like

957
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,780
no like

958
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,339
I'm a man

959
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:13,079
okay

960
00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:15,900
and then tells her if she brings that

961
00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:19,380
paying again she'll get spanked

962
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:22,140
so does she bring up paying again

963
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:24,119
well I don't want to ruin the book can I

964
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:26,520
there's a lot of staying spoilers yeah

965
00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:28,619
there's a lot of spanking in this book

966
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,839
um we then meet Jake Jake is Aiden's

967
00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:33,599
best friend since like high school he is

968
00:38:30,839 --> 00:38:35,400
installing the security system she's

969
00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:37,859
like I don't really want anything fancy

970
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:40,619
ask Jake about what it cost

971
00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:43,200
and then he goes Aiden said you know

972
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:45,060
what'll happen if you mention money

973
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:50,339
I was like does Jake know what'll happen

974
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:52,980
because if right like ah sir

975
00:38:50,339 --> 00:38:54,599
yes now it is like Jake is very

976
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:56,520
protective of Aiden he's like Aiden's

977
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:58,800
had a really rough life he deserves all

978
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,300
of the best in the world I like don't

979
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,040
[ __ ] him over I want to make sure like

980
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,599
he like sees her wedding ring and it's

981
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,160
like

982
00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:06,599
he's my best friend like I'm very

983
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,339
productive of him

984
00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:10,380
um they

985
00:39:08,339 --> 00:39:12,720
they decide on the security system he

986
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:14,940
starts working on it and then as they're

987
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,920
like shaking hands and figuring out what

988
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:19,380
their deal is moving forward she like

989
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,660
looks out past her him into the window

990
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:23,579
into her yard

991
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:28,020
and there's someone like watching her

992
00:39:23,579 --> 00:39:29,460
from her yard oh yes and so someone is

993
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:31,680
watching her

994
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:33,599
and then like she like turns back to

995
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,640
Jake and then turns back to the window

996
00:39:33,599 --> 00:39:38,820
and the person's gone

997
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:41,780
sexy Scooby-Doo

998
00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:41,780
it's not

999
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:47,160
so wow Jake is installing the security

1000
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:48,359
system Kayla goes to investigate her

1001
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,880
yard

1002
00:39:48,359 --> 00:39:53,300
she goes over to where

1003
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,920
um like the tree where the dude had been

1004
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:57,180
standing and it's rainy because it's

1005
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,560
Seattle

1006
00:39:57,180 --> 00:40:00,180
um

1007
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,460
and it's really muddy but there's like

1008
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:04,140
no footprints in the mud at all she's

1009
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:05,760
like what like there's no tracks that

1010
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:09,480
anyone was here

1011
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:14,099
um she does look down and sees a 1937

1012
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:15,359
type D Buffalo nickel okay in the mud

1013
00:40:14,099 --> 00:40:17,700
and she picks it up and she knows

1014
00:40:15,359 --> 00:40:19,619
exactly what it is and knows all of

1015
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,839
those specific details because her

1016
00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:24,300
husband always carried it in his pocket

1017
00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:28,440
it was like his good luck charm like

1018
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:30,599
it's like a nickel that has some

1019
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,339
Rarity thing so it's like worth like

1020
00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:33,599
twenty five hundred dollars or like

1021
00:40:32,339 --> 00:40:35,520
something like that so like she knows

1022
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:36,660
the specifics of it we learn a little

1023
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,819
bit more about harassment at some point

1024
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:40,740
like he worked at the University as a

1025
00:40:38,819 --> 00:40:43,740
professor he's like a [ __ ] like math

1026
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:46,440
genius or something like genius IQ very

1027
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:47,880
academic highbrow level

1028
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,040
um

1029
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,060
so then she's like freaking out because

1030
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,980
she's like

1031
00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:54,480
where did this nickel come from that it

1032
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:56,339
is like in the mud where this dude had

1033
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,200
been watching me

1034
00:40:56,339 --> 00:40:59,880
um she asked Jake she's like

1035
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,859
can I get like motion sensor

1036
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,480
notifications through the app and he's

1037
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:05,700
like yeah but then it's like a lot of

1038
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,680
logistics of like but it'll like you'll

1039
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:09,359
also get the squirrels that run past and

1040
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,460
she's like yeah maybe we'll like I'll

1041
00:41:09,359 --> 00:41:12,780
turn that feature on in the future

1042
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:15,000
um and then Jake's like all right well

1043
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:16,680
like hope I see you around because

1044
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,920
Aiden frequently feels like the third

1045
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,140
wheel with me and my wife and

1046
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,700
great to meet you

1047
00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:25,560
um Aiden gets to her place later that

1048
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:27,540
night says he's like so sorry my meeting

1049
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,819
went long I'm gonna go put like a tarp

1050
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:32,160
on the roof and she's like but it's dark

1051
00:41:29,819 --> 00:41:33,300
and he's like

1052
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,760
okay

1053
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:38,460
so and she's like well what if you fall

1054
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:41,700
like it's dark out right right right and

1055
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:43,140
he's like well one I don't fall

1056
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,720
two

1057
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:48,300
what happens if I do like why why does

1058
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:51,420
that matter like kind of just being like

1059
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:54,420
getting her to admit that like she cares

1060
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:57,420
so she in which I'm like her husband

1061
00:41:54,420 --> 00:42:00,780
just died man this all feels real soon

1062
00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:03,960
um yeah he puts the tarp up she writes

1063
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:06,480
another letter to Dante like responding

1064
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,940
while he's putting the tarp up it's very

1065
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,560
rambling like it's just a lot of like I

1066
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:12,359
don't really know what's up what's down

1067
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,980
I'm like not doing well Everything feels

1068
00:42:12,359 --> 00:42:15,420
chaotic like just kind of that kind of

1069
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:17,400
energy

1070
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:19,020
um but then she's like do I send it do I

1071
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,119
not she's like I'm just gonna put it in

1072
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:22,859
my desk drawer like not gonna send this

1073
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:23,940
letter

1074
00:42:22,859 --> 00:42:27,900
um

1075
00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:29,220
then Aiden it like it felt like Aiden

1076
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:31,140
like puts the tarp up and like leaves

1077
00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:33,480
without saying goodbye and she's like

1078
00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:35,339
what like that

1079
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,619
why did you leave without saying goodbye

1080
00:42:35,339 --> 00:42:38,880
like yeah that's weird right all of it's

1081
00:42:37,619 --> 00:42:40,619
kind of weird

1082
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,880
um it's like she's not thrilled about it

1083
00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:43,200
she's sitting there with the buffalo

1084
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,700
nickel trying to figure out her life

1085
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,500
trying to figure out how her dead

1086
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:48,420
husband's buffalo nickel ended up in the

1087
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:50,520
yard with a dude I've been watching her

1088
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:52,940
that she hears the floorboards Creek in

1089
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:56,520
her bedroom above her head

1090
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:58,260
like someone is walking above her I

1091
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:01,560
don't I don't like that

1092
00:42:58,260 --> 00:43:03,240
no neither did Scooby-Doo or Kayla or

1093
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:06,859
yeah

1094
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,859
yeah that's fair so

1095
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:12,180
um she like checks makes sure that her

1096
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:13,200
new alarm system is indeed armed

1097
00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:15,780
um

1098
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:18,240
like here's it again goes to check

1099
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:20,160
nothing is out of place

1100
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:21,540
um and so she's like so weird and when

1101
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,040
she goes downstairs and like turns on

1102
00:43:21,540 --> 00:43:24,140
her kitchen lights all of the cabinet

1103
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,160
doors are open

1104
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:28,140
all of the doors are open all the

1105
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,180
cabinet doors are open and she's like

1106
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:32,280
feels like she's being watched suddenly

1107
00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:34,880
like a jar of honey flies off the shelf

1108
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:37,440
shatters on the ground

1109
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:41,460
so this isn't relevant to this whole

1110
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:45,780
parent well it is but so my husband back

1111
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:49,800
in the day he was a manager for a

1112
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:51,119
department that had 24-hour shifts so

1113
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,180
every now and then he would have to go

1114
00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:56,819
in on Third and cover right and there's

1115
00:43:54,180 --> 00:44:00,240
one building where he worked where

1116
00:43:56,819 --> 00:44:01,680
nobody really like no patients were

1117
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,660
there it was a healthcare facility no

1118
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,740
patients lived there or stayed there or

1119
00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:07,680
anything

1120
00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:10,020
um but sometimes staff would use it

1121
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,060
um if they had like a second to first

1122
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:13,500
shift or something like that so they

1123
00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:14,940
would use it for breaks or they would

1124
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:16,020
use it to sleep instead of driving all

1125
00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:18,780
the way home

1126
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:20,700
so when he knew whenever he worked third

1127
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:23,400
and he knew that someone was staying

1128
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:25,619
there would he [ __ ] with them he would

1129
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,960
[ __ ] with them 100 because the rumor was

1130
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:29,700
that that building was haunted anyway so

1131
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,319
he would like open all the kitchen

1132
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:34,140
cabinets

1133
00:44:31,319 --> 00:44:35,940
he would put all of the chairs on top of

1134
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,680
the kitchen table

1135
00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:39,780
um it was like a little cabin situation

1136
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:42,119
so he put all the the chairs on the

1137
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:45,619
kitchen table he once spelled help with

1138
00:44:42,119 --> 00:44:45,619
wooden coffee stirrers

1139
00:44:47,099 --> 00:44:50,119
did people ever catch on that it was him

1140
00:44:48,839 --> 00:44:52,800
no

1141
00:44:50,119 --> 00:44:56,579
incredible just the legend that that

1142
00:44:52,800 --> 00:45:00,359
building was haunted gained More Steam

1143
00:44:56,579 --> 00:45:02,280
I would lose my [ __ ] like if I were like

1144
00:45:00,359 --> 00:45:04,859
the one sleeping there

1145
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:07,560
then those things happened yeah

1146
00:45:04,859 --> 00:45:09,420
hey there's my puppies

1147
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,940
we'll get you right back to the show in

1148
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:15,060
just a moment but first

1149
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:19,319
do you like us maybe

1150
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:22,920
maybe love us cause we sure love you

1151
00:45:19,319 --> 00:45:24,839
if you do love us don't tease us

1152
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:27,180
at least in those ratings and reviews

1153
00:45:24,839 --> 00:45:29,819
wherever you're listening right now

1154
00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:32,040
maybe even send us over to a special

1155
00:45:29,819 --> 00:45:34,020
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1156
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,940
smutty with us

1157
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:39,780
because you know the first rule of smug

1158
00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:42,420
Club is to talk about smut Club

1159
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:46,280
all right I won't keep you any longer

1160
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:46,280
let's get back to the show

1161
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,920
[Music]

1162
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:55,260
like

1163
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,880
in my heart I wanna believe that I'd be

1164
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:58,680
like there's a rational explanation

1165
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,300
someone is just like pulling pranks

1166
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,400
right I don't but I don't I don't know

1167
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,180
if that would be the case it would freak

1168
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,300
me out

1169
00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:08,280
much like a freaked Kayla out so she

1170
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:11,099
understandably ran into her office like

1171
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:13,500
locks the door wedges herself between

1172
00:46:11,099 --> 00:46:15,359
like the couch and the wall and just

1173
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:17,099
like sits there and like trembles until

1174
00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:18,359
sunrise

1175
00:46:17,099 --> 00:46:20,300
um but in the morning she wakes up like

1176
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:22,319
starts kind of

1177
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:24,540
rationalizing things and like doesn't

1178
00:46:22,319 --> 00:46:27,720
really trust her memory and she's like

1179
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:29,099
maybe I opened all of the drawers like I

1180
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,660
don't know like I'm not I haven't been

1181
00:46:29,099 --> 00:46:31,319
in a good place

1182
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:33,660
um

1183
00:46:31,319 --> 00:46:35,700
she starts cleaning up the kitchen and

1184
00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:37,920
sits down to work on um one of her

1185
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:39,359
illustrative projects to meet her

1186
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,800
deadline

1187
00:46:39,359 --> 00:46:42,000
um but instead of like working on the

1188
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,160
illustrative project she starts

1189
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,200
sketching the dude that had been in her

1190
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,780
yard and she's like he looks like

1191
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:52,380
Vaguely Familiar but I can't like I

1192
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:55,380
can't figure it out I can't place it

1193
00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:58,079
um she does look at on her desk a

1194
00:46:55,380 --> 00:47:00,780
wedding photo of her and Michael and she

1195
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:02,460
notices on her arm there's a thumb print

1196
00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:05,160
shaped bruise

1197
00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:07,260
in the picture in the picture from her

1198
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,119
wedding photo and she's like I feel like

1199
00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:12,359
I'm missing something here like I'm

1200
00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:16,280
missing a piece of all of this

1201
00:47:12,359 --> 00:47:16,280
um Aiden calls he tells her to come over

1202
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,760
she's like okay I'll be there in 10 I'm

1203
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:21,920
like what we really

1204
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,020
whatever

1205
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:27,680
so they bang I imagine yeah I'm just

1206
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:30,960
like not a huge fan of them

1207
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,520
but like they are the book but that like

1208
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,859
obviously there's a lot of other stuff

1209
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:37,319
to the book but I'm like

1210
00:47:34,859 --> 00:47:37,980
it's been like two weeks man I don't

1211
00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:40,200
know

1212
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:41,700
he answers the door like she jumps on

1213
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,380
and like they like jump on each other

1214
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:45,119
immediately

1215
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:47,579
she asked why he left out saying goodbye

1216
00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:49,079
he like doesn't like really give her an

1217
00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:52,380
answer

1218
00:47:49,079 --> 00:47:54,020
um they decide on a safe word

1219
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:58,619
cheesy

1220
00:47:54,020 --> 00:48:00,660
no cheesy is their safe word terrible

1221
00:47:58,619 --> 00:48:04,800
I couldn't keep a straight face saying

1222
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:04,800
that no no bubbles

1223
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:13,440
um he like tells her she's his that

1224
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:14,880
she'll orgasm when he tells her she can

1225
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,559
come

1226
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,240
um says he wants all of her like

1227
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:21,119
physical emotional Spirit like just this

1228
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:22,980
very I'm like very possessive I'm like

1229
00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:25,260
okay

1230
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:27,300
you offered her a deal on her roof you

1231
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:30,240
guys met at a bar she freaked out y'all

1232
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:32,819
[ __ ] once you came back to her house

1233
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:35,579
you're telling her she's yours like

1234
00:48:32,819 --> 00:48:39,559
right

1235
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:39,559
I just can't get into it um

1236
00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:45,780
um but he's like I want all of you and

1237
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:47,819
she's like okay and he's like you're not

1238
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:49,559
ready yet like he does have the

1239
00:48:47,819 --> 00:48:51,660
wherewithal to recognize like I want

1240
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:53,400
these things with you something's going

1241
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:55,140
on right it doesn't really seem like

1242
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,540
you're there but that doesn't prevent

1243
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:59,819
them from having great sex he cleans her

1244
00:48:57,540 --> 00:49:01,380
after the sex how do you feel about

1245
00:48:59,819 --> 00:49:06,319
those scenes when like they like go get

1246
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:06,319
like a a wet washcloth

1247
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:09,900
um

1248
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:12,300
I feel like there are some times yeah it

1249
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:13,859
depends it depends sometimes it's like

1250
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,619
that's really sweet and thoughtful and

1251
00:49:13,859 --> 00:49:18,960
other times it's like

1252
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:21,780
yeah I don't like it no that's very fair

1253
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,579
he falls asleep after this she's laying

1254
00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:25,800
awake wondering if she was a good wife

1255
00:49:23,579 --> 00:49:27,119
like having kind of this like a digital

1256
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,940
crisis

1257
00:49:27,119 --> 00:49:31,319
um we then learn while she's sitting

1258
00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:34,520
there pondering all this that her

1259
00:49:31,319 --> 00:49:37,380
husband fell off their boat and drowned

1260
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:39,839
yes and she was with him

1261
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:41,579
and like heard laughter all around her

1262
00:49:39,839 --> 00:49:43,920
but she's like who could I tell that to

1263
00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:45,420
I'd sound [ __ ] crazy and it's very

1264
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:48,300
Double Jeopardy yeah do you remember

1265
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:50,220
that Ashley Judd movie

1266
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:53,819
wasn't it actually cut it was Ashley

1267
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:56,880
yeah thank you was it it was a judge

1268
00:49:53,819 --> 00:49:59,839
sister it wasn't Winona was it Winona it

1269
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,839
was not Winona

1270
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:05,700
sorry and then like the boat had like

1271
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:07,220
drifted off in the dark kind of energy

1272
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:10,980
um in the morning

1273
00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:12,960
there's more sex it's also now escalated

1274
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:16,920
where like she's calling him like sir or

1275
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:19,859
master in the bedroom uh

1276
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:22,260
so here's the thing right like I I'm not

1277
00:50:19,859 --> 00:50:25,920
I don't kink shame no you do your thing

1278
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:28,200
and at the same time usually when an

1279
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:30,420
honorific like that is used there's a

1280
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,980
big discussion beforehand about that

1281
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:34,619
happening

1282
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:37,200
yeah like the context for it and what it

1283
00:50:34,619 --> 00:50:40,140
means and what it entails they clearly

1284
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:42,420
skipped several steps

1285
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:45,059
I feel like that's the theme of their

1286
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:47,880
relationship right like he like tells

1287
00:50:45,059 --> 00:50:50,040
her to like ask permission to speak and

1288
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,800
like she needs permission to speak like

1289
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,300
in sexual scenes like not like okay okay

1290
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:57,119
needs permission to come

1291
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:59,040
she sits on his face which is apparently

1292
00:50:57,119 --> 00:51:00,780
a first for her because he's like sit on

1293
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,960
my face and she's like

1294
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:06,180
permission to speak and he's like

1295
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,380
yeah and she's like I don't know how to

1296
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:09,780
do that

1297
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:12,260
I'm like it's it's gravity baby girl

1298
00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:12,260
like

1299
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:18,480
day 69 orgasms all around

1300
00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:21,059
okay I thought we could just wrap that

1301
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:23,220
scene up real fast thank you they

1302
00:51:21,059 --> 00:51:26,040
discussed their relationship

1303
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:28,079
um again a little too late

1304
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,880
uh yeah it's like all of their

1305
00:51:28,079 --> 00:51:33,180
conversations are like the post-coinal

1306
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:36,619
Afterglow and I'm like no no

1307
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:36,619
we needed a pre-coital

1308
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,599
not post right pre

1309
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,700
um

1310
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:46,800
but he's also like

1311
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:48,720
in this conversation he's like I'm

1312
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:52,740
really into you but like I don't want to

1313
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:54,900
get hurt and like should I call it now

1314
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:56,460
because I know you have some [ __ ] you

1315
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:58,200
need to like work through um they talk

1316
00:51:56,460 --> 00:52:00,300
about it over breakfast he tells her

1317
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:03,000
he's building a house

1318
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:04,619
um on the island so like he's living

1319
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,420
above the bar while he's working on

1320
00:52:04,619 --> 00:52:09,500
building this house because he's doing a

1321
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:09,500
lot of it single-handedly

1322
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:13,500
um they once again

1323
00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:14,700
talk about like the parameters of their

1324
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:16,200
relationship because she's like can I

1325
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,819
see the house there am I allowed to see

1326
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,920
the house like what what are we where

1327
00:52:17,819 --> 00:52:21,660
are we yeah

1328
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:24,180
um she gets in her car and drives home

1329
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:27,000
but when she gets in her car on the

1330
00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:29,160
dashboard of her car is the 1937 d-type

1331
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,319
Buffalo Nickel nope

1332
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:34,740
no Hannah that's what happened you can't

1333
00:52:31,319 --> 00:52:36,180
just say nope that is the book no I

1334
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:38,940
don't like that

1335
00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:40,920
that's creepy yes I mean I usually like

1336
00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:43,200
creepy things but that's different level

1337
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,940
of creepy well so like she freaks out

1338
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,880
because she vividly remembers putting

1339
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:49,260
the quarter in her drawer also worth

1340
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,480
noting because I think I forgot to say

1341
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:53,579
this earlier that like

1342
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,380
um she'd specifically ask Fiona like not

1343
00:52:53,579 --> 00:52:56,579
to clean Michael's office she's like I'm

1344
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,380
not ready to go in there I'm not ready

1345
00:52:56,579 --> 00:52:59,880
to touch anything and she's like that's

1346
00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:00,660
where the nickel would have been so like

1347
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,579
right

1348
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:05,339
how do they get out

1349
00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:08,220
and nickel is following her then Nicole

1350
00:53:05,339 --> 00:53:10,079
is following her not someone's placing

1351
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:12,240
the nickel no the nickel is fine the

1352
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:14,460
nickel itself is sentient and following

1353
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:16,380
her yes so she gets home she like looks

1354
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:18,839
out the window into her backyard and

1355
00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:21,140
there's like a little boy playing in her

1356
00:53:18,839 --> 00:53:25,740
backyard don't like that either

1357
00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:27,980
and she's like what like where is this

1358
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:30,839
child's mom

1359
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:32,460
so she goes outside and then like the

1360
00:53:30,839 --> 00:53:34,200
boy is gone she can't find the little

1361
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:36,000
boy

1362
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,160
it was just playing in her backyard is

1363
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:42,140
this having like a stress-induced

1364
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,140
psychotic episode right now

1365
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,319
maybe maybe not I'm not going to ruin

1366
00:53:44,819 --> 00:53:47,760
the book for you

1367
00:53:46,319 --> 00:53:50,579
um but she's like I'll check the

1368
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,319
security tape and so when she goes to

1369
00:53:50,579 --> 00:53:54,540
check the security tape

1370
00:53:52,319 --> 00:53:56,579
it's all fuzzy like it's all like

1371
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:59,280
there's no footage

1372
00:53:56,579 --> 00:54:01,859
like it's all pixelated or like static

1373
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:05,099
or something yeah

1374
00:54:01,859 --> 00:54:08,099
um in the morning the alarm goes off

1375
00:54:05,099 --> 00:54:10,260
like waking her up and Fiona is there to

1376
00:54:08,099 --> 00:54:12,900
clean and

1377
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:15,180
Fiona turns off like the house alarm

1378
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:17,760
and Kayla's like how did you get the

1379
00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:19,559
code like how did you know the code it

1380
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,579
was like how do you how do you think I

1381
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:23,280
got the code

1382
00:54:20,579 --> 00:54:26,220
okay let's like I guess I gave it to you

1383
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,440
I just don't remember and Fiona's like

1384
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:31,380
yeah

1385
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:33,240
you did sure like kind of I don't know

1386
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:35,339
just like this weird interaction I I

1387
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:36,540
[ __ ] with Fiona well we'll learn more

1388
00:54:35,339 --> 00:54:37,380
about Fiona

1389
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,359
um

1390
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:42,540
like Fiona can tell that Kayla's out of

1391
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:44,880
sorts and she's like maybe there's a

1392
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:47,160
ghost in the house right she's like do

1393
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,359
you believe in ghost and Kayla's like I

1394
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,980
don't I don't think I believe in ghosts

1395
00:54:48,359 --> 00:54:52,380
and Fiona's like well they believe in

1396
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:55,260
you like

1397
00:54:52,380 --> 00:54:57,299
yeah and so

1398
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:59,520
Fiona's like maybe we should have a

1399
00:54:57,299 --> 00:55:01,079
seance like get rid of the ghost in the

1400
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,059
house like have these things been

1401
00:55:01,079 --> 00:55:05,640
happening have you like noticed like

1402
00:55:03,059 --> 00:55:07,500
lights flickering and things moving and

1403
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:09,480
like are you having lapses in your

1404
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:12,059
memory and she's like

1405
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:14,099
yeah into all of the above yes and

1406
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:17,339
Fiona's like well my sister is a medium

1407
00:55:14,099 --> 00:55:19,559
and like of course she is yes

1408
00:55:17,339 --> 00:55:21,240
um and Fiona's like yeah I'll call my

1409
00:55:19,559 --> 00:55:23,099
sister we'll see what happens if you're

1410
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,480
if you're engaging with the ghost it's

1411
00:55:23,099 --> 00:55:27,920
important to not tell the ghosts they're

1412
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,920
dead they don't always like that

1413
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:33,180
I just love Fiona you're like it's a

1414
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:34,319
very Sixth Sense thing to say yes yes it

1415
00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:35,520
is

1416
00:55:34,319 --> 00:55:39,140
like they're talking about like how

1417
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,140
temperamental ghosts are

1418
00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:43,440
um that it's humans jobs like help them

1419
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:45,000
find closure

1420
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,160
um but yeah like

1421
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,839
Kayla tells Fiona about like the

1422
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,000
headaches and the memory loss and like

1423
00:55:48,839 --> 00:55:52,559
also about like the little boy in the

1424
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,059
yard and all like The Oddities that have

1425
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:56,940
been happening

1426
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:59,160
um and then she because she's like I

1427
00:55:56,940 --> 00:56:00,420
don't know here's the thing I you never

1428
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,160
know what the [ __ ] Kayla's gonna do

1429
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:04,079
Kayla isn't like you know what I should

1430
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:06,780
do I should mail my rambling letter to

1431
00:56:04,079 --> 00:56:11,160
Dante my prison pen pal

1432
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:13,020
okay not daunton Dante I got better see

1433
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:15,780
um

1434
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:17,700
and then she like goes to mail the

1435
00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:19,859
letter to Dante and then suddenly it

1436
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:22,640
Dawns on her that like she's like maybe

1437
00:56:19,859 --> 00:56:25,440
the ghost is Michael

1438
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:28,940
good and you're like oh

1439
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:31,200
maybe who can say so it's now oh

1440
00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:34,260
brilliant deductive reasoning there

1441
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,339
Kayla listen Kayla's making it at this

1442
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,099
point

1443
00:56:35,339 --> 00:56:39,599
um is she

1444
00:56:37,099 --> 00:56:42,119
Kayla's barely making it at this point

1445
00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:45,119
she it's a week later

1446
00:56:42,119 --> 00:56:46,200
she gets a letter from Dante

1447
00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:48,180
um

1448
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,920
and oh because I think in her rambling

1449
00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:52,200
letter she like said something like what

1450
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:56,040
are you in jail for like I don't even

1451
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:59,700
know and he's like I'm I'm in jail for

1452
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:03,299
loving someone too much and doing nope

1453
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:06,240
and doing what love required of me that

1454
00:57:03,299 --> 00:57:09,500
is a more emphatic no than the sentient

1455
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,500
nickel for me

1456
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:21,500
yeah nope

1457
00:57:14,819 --> 00:57:21,500
doing what love required of me I nope

1458
00:57:21,599 --> 00:57:24,780
um Aiden calls and he's like why haven't

1459
00:57:23,579 --> 00:57:28,440
you called me

1460
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:30,359
and she's like uh was I so like what was

1461
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,099
I supposed to and he's like well I was

1462
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,720
giving you space to sort yourself out

1463
00:57:32,099 --> 00:57:35,099
but then I hadn't heard from you and

1464
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,540
like

1465
00:57:35,099 --> 00:57:38,640
then they're just kind of she's like

1466
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:40,799
well you could have called me bro and so

1467
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:43,200
he's like all right well come over now

1468
00:57:40,799 --> 00:57:44,819
like get get here because I miss my

1469
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,460
sweet bunny

1470
00:57:44,819 --> 00:57:48,780
I just [ __ ] I hate it I really hate

1471
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:52,099
it

1472
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:54,900
um oh then my notes say I don't know man

1473
00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:57,359
long oddly aggressive sex scene where

1474
00:57:54,900 --> 00:58:00,780
she calls a master he chases his Bunny

1475
00:57:57,359 --> 00:58:04,099
and kicks in the bedroom door

1476
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:04,099
ends with anal

1477
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:14,520
bedroom door and this like game they're

1478
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:17,220
playing he kicks in his own bedroom door

1479
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:20,579
he's committed to the game

1480
00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:24,359
I'm like I know like sexual scene like

1481
00:58:20,579 --> 00:58:27,299
like yeah like it's I'm like

1482
00:58:24,359 --> 00:58:29,640
that's just a lot man

1483
00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:31,440
you're like [ __ ] kicked in your own

1484
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,780
bedroom door

1485
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,059
she starts crying after sex just from

1486
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:38,400
like the emotional overload he asks what

1487
00:58:36,059 --> 00:58:40,740
she needs

1488
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:42,540
um they talk a little bit about him like

1489
00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:43,920
walking away mid-conversation like not

1490
00:58:42,540 --> 00:58:45,420
necessarily answering her questions like

1491
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,859
because I think that's that's the other

1492
00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:49,619
part that's like really frustrating me

1493
00:58:46,859 --> 00:58:52,619
reading this is that like he's very

1494
00:58:49,619 --> 00:58:55,079
Elusive and so it's very much like

1495
00:58:52,619 --> 00:58:57,359
you're my little bunny I want all of you

1496
00:58:55,079 --> 00:58:58,500
but like you don't get all of me yeah

1497
00:58:57,359 --> 00:59:00,540
like we don't [ __ ] know any like

1498
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:01,980
they're not from what we're reading like

1499
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:04,500
there's not real conversations happening

1500
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:07,200
I'm like they're just banging yes yeah

1501
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:08,579
like which is fair that's fine but like

1502
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,799
which is fine but like oddly

1503
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:14,460
aggressively intimate for people that

1504
00:59:10,799 --> 00:59:17,819
you're like have we built that intimacy

1505
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:20,460
no no we [ __ ] have him Chelsea said

1506
00:59:17,819 --> 00:59:22,859
let me answer that question for you the

1507
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:24,119
answer is no it wasn't rhetorical here's

1508
00:59:22,859 --> 00:59:26,880
your answer

1509
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:29,280
he draws her a bath gets her his one

1510
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:31,819
gets her a wine it's like

1511
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:35,040
bringing in cheese for her to nibble on

1512
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:37,920
well now I'm on board with Aiden you're

1513
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:40,319
like he passes that's the shift do I

1514
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:43,920
have to call him Master maybe will he

1515
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:46,140
hand feed me cheese in the bathtub worth

1516
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,980
it

1517
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:49,079
um

1518
00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:51,299
she like is debating telling him about

1519
00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:53,339
Michael and is like I should give him

1520
00:59:51,299 --> 00:59:55,200
more detail he does admit we do

1521
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:57,900
officially learn he killed his father

1522
00:59:55,200 --> 01:00:00,180
nice to protect his mother because his

1523
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:02,520
dad was an abusive piece of [ __ ]

1524
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:04,380
um he assumes like Michael is hurting

1525
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:06,839
her from kind of like the vague things

1526
01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:08,040
that she's saying and is like I'll kill

1527
01:00:06,839 --> 01:00:11,220
him for you

1528
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:14,400
well that escalated right he's like I'm

1529
01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:18,480
falling for you I'll kill him for you

1530
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:22,260
after the bathtub he goes down on her

1531
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:24,839
I I really hate the term

1532
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:29,339
[ __ ] nibbling

1533
01:00:24,839 --> 01:00:29,339
I feel like that right

1534
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:37,079
and I feel like that's on your face the

1535
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:40,799
Grimace oh my God okay

1536
01:00:37,079 --> 01:00:43,380
nibble is a word I do not [ __ ] with in

1537
01:00:40,799 --> 01:00:45,420
sex scenes and books nibble and slippery

1538
01:00:43,380 --> 01:00:48,240
should be banned

1539
01:00:45,420 --> 01:00:50,640
I can deal with slippery I cannot deal

1540
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:55,640
with slippery

1541
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:59,040
Slippery Nipples the worst

1542
01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:00,599
I hated everything about that

1543
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:03,359
um so the next morning he takes her to

1544
01:01:00,599 --> 01:01:04,859
see his property it's beautiful like the

1545
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:06,780
frame is up there's no drywall or

1546
01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:09,299
anything yet

1547
01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:11,099
um he asks if she wants kids in the

1548
01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:13,280
future they're just

1549
01:01:11,099 --> 01:01:15,660
right like it all feels disjointed yeah

1550
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:18,119
she tells him that she had a miscarriage

1551
01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:20,099
when she was pretty far along

1552
01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:21,720
um but then like like the memories

1553
01:01:20,099 --> 01:01:23,880
blocked like she can't remember all of

1554
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:26,760
it and

1555
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:30,240
she is like kind of freaked out by that

1556
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:33,000
no she lost her child at some point

1557
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:35,460
um they kiss it heats up the weird bunny

1558
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,559
sex thing continues

1559
01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:39,480
literally here are the quotes I have

1560
01:01:37,559 --> 01:01:41,299
from this scene and I hate everything

1561
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:44,280
about this and I apologize in advance

1562
01:01:41,299 --> 01:01:46,740
such a hungry lion I hope you can run on

1563
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:49,260
an empty stomach she takes off into the

1564
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:51,720
woods he catches her

1565
01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:53,880
real quote my naughty little rabbit

1566
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:57,539
needs to get [ __ ] in the woods doesn't

1567
01:01:53,880 --> 01:02:00,539
she I'm going to [ __ ] you so hard bunny

1568
01:01:57,539 --> 01:02:04,380
you're going to take your Master's [ __ ]

1569
01:02:00,539 --> 01:02:07,579
on your hands and knees totally naked in

1570
01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:07,579
the middle of the Woods

1571
01:02:08,780 --> 01:02:16,200
I hate you a little bit I just looked

1572
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:19,319
over at my husband and he's just slowly

1573
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:23,240
nodding in the corner like he's like

1574
01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:23,240
what the [ __ ] are you reading

1575
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:30,200
oh my god oh also that's not the end of

1576
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:30,200
the scene Jesus Christ can it be

1577
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:35,520
I'll wrap it up real quick that's what

1578
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:37,500
she said

1579
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:40,799
apparently she didn't I've had no

1580
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:42,839
conversations about rapping oh

1581
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:45,059
um so like she gets away again in the

1582
01:02:42,839 --> 01:02:47,039
woods he catches her he holds her

1583
01:02:45,059 --> 01:02:49,140
against a tree while he spanks her ass

1584
01:02:47,039 --> 01:02:50,700
and continues once again I think in a

1585
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:53,940
very non-sexy way

1586
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:56,339
more quotes my little [ __ ] [ __ ] time to

1587
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:59,039
take your Masters come there's one thumb

1588
01:02:56,339 --> 01:03:03,079
in her ass one thumb in her mouth

1589
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:03,079
well he [ __ ] her in the woods

1590
01:03:03,319 --> 01:03:09,660
I know it's not a question I wish you

1591
01:03:06,839 --> 01:03:12,180
guys can see Chelsea's hand gestures

1592
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:14,700
right now because they're so exaggerated

1593
01:03:12,180 --> 01:03:17,339
they're just oh my God

1594
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:19,319
the scene was exaggerated enough I

1595
01:03:17,339 --> 01:03:21,059
didn't need that

1596
01:03:19,319 --> 01:03:23,460
I mean

1597
01:03:21,059 --> 01:03:25,319
I also feel like Vance and I have been

1598
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:27,420
unintentionally mirroring each other

1599
01:03:25,319 --> 01:03:29,819
just putting our heads in our hands and

1600
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:30,540
shaking our heads because we need it to

1601
01:03:29,819 --> 01:03:34,230
stop

1602
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:34,230
[Laughter]

1603
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,799
my outline like my notes just say there

1604
01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:41,720
is

1605
01:03:37,799 --> 01:03:41,720
nothing arousing

1606
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:45,900
like

1607
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:51,539
I was like oh I think that was around

1608
01:03:49,319 --> 01:03:54,119
the part that I was like I changed my

1609
01:03:51,539 --> 01:03:57,180
mind I can't I can't do this do I even

1610
01:03:54,119 --> 01:03:59,339
want to finish this book

1611
01:03:57,180 --> 01:04:00,660
um he does break like he breaks down

1612
01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:03,180
afterwards and like gets really

1613
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:04,799
emotional and then like it's like that

1614
01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:06,180
was too much and we we really didn't

1615
01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:08,760
talk about

1616
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:10,319
sexual boundaries in that capacity and

1617
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,720
then she's like comforting him and it's

1618
01:04:10,319 --> 01:04:14,700
like no like I was here for it

1619
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:17,579
um they go back to his place they shower

1620
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:19,200
again he bandages all of her wounds from

1621
01:04:17,579 --> 01:04:22,680
the cuts and scrapes

1622
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:24,960
from the forest floor sure yeah

1623
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:27,720
um Kayla gets home she finds Fiona

1624
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:29,460
cleaning Michael's office oh no and

1625
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,920
she's like didn't I ask you not to clean

1626
01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:33,359
in here and Fiona's like did you I don't

1627
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,059
remember

1628
01:04:33,359 --> 01:04:38,039
and Kayla's like yeah please leave this

1629
01:04:36,059 --> 01:04:39,119
office alone and she's like okay no big

1630
01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:40,920
deal

1631
01:04:39,119 --> 01:04:42,480
so

1632
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,240
um Fiona's like hey I spoke to my sister

1633
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:46,440
about the Seance she said we need to do

1634
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,660
it at the next full moon which is like

1635
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,920
three weeks from now and Kayla's like I

1636
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:52,079
don't think we need to do the Seance I

1637
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,640
think I'm gonna try therapy instead good

1638
01:04:52,079 --> 01:04:54,240
call right

1639
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:56,579
um

1640
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:58,099
Fiona how will a therapist help your

1641
01:04:56,579 --> 01:05:00,780
ghost problem

1642
01:04:58,099 --> 01:05:03,180
I'm like I just love

1643
01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:04,859
Fiona's energy out here

1644
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:08,880
um this whole conversation is still

1645
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:10,799
happening in Michael's office and

1646
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:13,380
um Kayla looks on Michael's desk and

1647
01:05:10,799 --> 01:05:15,599
sees like a newspaper folded over and

1648
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:18,000
it's an article that has like a picture

1649
01:05:15,599 --> 01:05:20,400
of Michael that says local man drowns

1650
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,920
and she's like hasn't seen this

1651
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:24,599
newspaper article before is like very

1652
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,799
upset about it

1653
01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:27,000
um but it's also like I don't remember

1654
01:05:25,799 --> 01:05:29,760
bringing this paper and like did

1655
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,980
fionaire like how did this paper end up

1656
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,240
on my dead husband's desk about my dead

1657
01:05:31,980 --> 01:05:36,660
husband

1658
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:40,079
um she goes up to her bedroom

1659
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:41,880
and sees like a human body shaped like

1660
01:05:40,079 --> 01:05:44,280
indent like on like the side of the bed

1661
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:47,220
that like Michael always slept on like

1662
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,819
that's been made this whole time right

1663
01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:51,420
um

1664
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:52,799
like the the doorbell keeps ringing no

1665
01:05:51,420 --> 01:05:54,660
one is there she's just like getting

1666
01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:57,960
more and more frazzled so she she calls

1667
01:05:54,660 --> 01:06:00,960
Eddie for his therapist recommendation

1668
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:03,299
Stoner handyman Eddie she's like hey man

1669
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,740
what you got for me she's like he sounds

1670
01:06:03,299 --> 01:06:06,539
high as [ __ ]

1671
01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:08,700
um and he's like yeah my therapist's

1672
01:06:06,539 --> 01:06:09,900
name is Dr David Letterman and she's

1673
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:12,660
like

1674
01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:15,380
like the guy on TV and he's like no like

1675
01:06:12,660 --> 01:06:15,380
my therapist

1676
01:06:15,599 --> 01:06:21,299
we're here for Eddie we really are um

1677
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:22,799
so but she's like I can tell Eddie's hi

1678
01:06:21,299 --> 01:06:23,819
this conversation's not really going

1679
01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,319
anywhere

1680
01:06:23,819 --> 01:06:26,700
um but he like tells her like he's like

1681
01:06:25,319 --> 01:06:29,520
yeah he's in this office building at

1682
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:31,440
this intersection so when they hang up

1683
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:35,400
um she tries to go online she cannot

1684
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:37,559
find Dr David Letterman online and show

1685
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,539
so she's like okay you know what instead

1686
01:06:37,559 --> 01:06:42,359
I'm just going to go to the office

1687
01:06:39,539 --> 01:06:44,640
building and see

1688
01:06:42,359 --> 01:06:47,640
if I can like schedule an appointment

1689
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:50,579
there so as she like pulls up to the

1690
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:52,140
office building and parks and is getting

1691
01:06:50,579 --> 01:06:55,020
out of her car there's a restaurant

1692
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:56,819
across the street and when she turns

1693
01:06:55,020 --> 01:07:00,720
around she sees Aiden walking in with

1694
01:06:56,819 --> 01:07:03,299
his armor around a curvy brunette uh oh

1695
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:05,099
and she's like oh [ __ ] and like hops in

1696
01:07:03,299 --> 01:07:06,059
her car like he's like I'm just gonna

1697
01:07:05,099 --> 01:07:08,579
leave

1698
01:07:06,059 --> 01:07:10,260
never mind right but it's like sitting

1699
01:07:08,579 --> 01:07:11,819
in her car kind of freaking out there's

1700
01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:14,039
a knock on her window

1701
01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:15,299
Aiden saw her

1702
01:07:14,039 --> 01:07:16,380
and I was like what are you doing here

1703
01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:18,000
she's like oh I was just out running

1704
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:19,859
errands and he's like why are you lying

1705
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,780
to me like there's clearly and he's like

1706
01:07:19,859 --> 01:07:23,039
he's very unhappy that she's lying to

1707
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:24,000
him

1708
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,500
um

1709
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,240
and then she's like

1710
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:31,079
I saw you on a date I didn't want to be

1711
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:32,760
weird it's weird I'm just gonna go and

1712
01:07:31,079 --> 01:07:34,380
he's like get out of the car and she's

1713
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:36,299
like okay so she follows him into the

1714
01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:39,599
restaurant we then meet Deb it was

1715
01:07:36,299 --> 01:07:41,280
Jake's wife oh yes that like they've all

1716
01:07:39,599 --> 01:07:43,980
known each other since high school Deb

1717
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:46,079
is super excited to meet her it's like

1718
01:07:43,980 --> 01:07:47,940
I've heard so much about you oh my gosh

1719
01:07:46,079 --> 01:07:49,920
and then Kayla ends up joining them for

1720
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:51,359
dinner and then she's like Kayla's kind

1721
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,039
of sitting there pondering how she got

1722
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:54,780
here because life has escalated a lot

1723
01:07:53,039 --> 01:07:56,460
that like her husband died now she's on

1724
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:58,799
this like [ __ ] double date yeah we

1725
01:07:56,460 --> 01:08:00,059
took a sharp left yes she like

1726
01:07:58,799 --> 01:08:02,160
I'm just kind of sitting there like

1727
01:08:00,059 --> 01:08:05,339
zoned out spinning her wedding ring like

1728
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:08,579
having an existential crisis and clearly

1729
01:08:05,339 --> 01:08:11,940
like misses a question that Deb asks so

1730
01:08:08,579 --> 01:08:13,500
she's like what sorry yeah sure whatever

1731
01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:15,960
and Deb's like I need to go to the

1732
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:17,759
bathroom why don't you come with me do I

1733
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:19,319
think it's weird the girls always go to

1734
01:08:17,759 --> 01:08:21,239
the bathroom together sure it's never

1735
01:08:19,319 --> 01:08:23,339
been my thing I've never I've never

1736
01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:25,580
needed a companion to travel with me to

1737
01:08:23,339 --> 01:08:25,580
the bathroom

1738
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:30,659
not for those reasons

1739
01:08:28,799 --> 01:08:33,659
like well I'm also like how long is your

1740
01:08:30,659 --> 01:08:35,819
girl talk gonna [ __ ] be right

1741
01:08:33,659 --> 01:08:37,440
I don't know I even our Middle School

1742
01:08:35,819 --> 01:08:39,540
bathroom like the girl's bathroom had a

1743
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:42,239
couch in it what

1744
01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:45,779
not a nice couch

1745
01:08:42,239 --> 01:08:49,140
maybe I misremembering

1746
01:08:45,779 --> 01:08:53,100
I don't I don't know but that seems like

1747
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:54,600
a lot it was it was a lot I I do

1748
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:55,500
remember feeling that

1749
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,120
um

1750
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:59,400
so she goes to the bathroom with Deb

1751
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,540
Deb's just like a sweet angel baby who

1752
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,319
we love

1753
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:02,699
um

1754
01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:04,679
when they get back to the table like

1755
01:09:02,699 --> 01:09:06,359
Aiden and Jake like stop talking very

1756
01:09:04,679 --> 01:09:07,259
quickly like I have clearly been in an

1757
01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:10,020
argument

1758
01:09:07,259 --> 01:09:14,819
and then Jake confronts her about like

1759
01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:16,319
don't like toy with my my man here he's

1760
01:09:14,819 --> 01:09:17,819
my best friend he's been through a lot

1761
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,739
of [ __ ] he deserves everything in the

1762
01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:21,480
world so like

1763
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:23,460
what are what the [ __ ] are you doing

1764
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:25,560
like clearly like looking at her wedding

1765
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:27,359
ring and she's like

1766
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:29,100
sorry I've been through like a really

1767
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:31,920
big life transition recently I'm

1768
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:33,000
separated from my husband

1769
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:35,580
um

1770
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:37,920
that still doesn't really like tell has

1771
01:09:35,580 --> 01:09:40,140
not told anyone that her husband is dead

1772
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:42,659
I'm not understanding that why are we

1773
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:45,060
not just saying that

1774
01:09:42,659 --> 01:09:46,259
yeah exactly that's like a lot of

1775
01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:47,580
conversation you're like it'd really

1776
01:09:46,259 --> 01:09:49,380
clear a lot of [ __ ] up if you just like

1777
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:51,060
admitted this yeah

1778
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:52,440
um but what she does also say at the

1779
01:09:51,060 --> 01:09:54,360
table is like

1780
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:56,280
oh she's like I'm really struggling

1781
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,780
through this big life transition but I

1782
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,400
will

1783
01:09:57,780 --> 01:10:01,560
say

1784
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:03,600
sorry y'all here's what just happened

1785
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:05,600
I'm gonna tell you all of the details of

1786
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:09,140
what just happened I felt something

1787
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:12,659
crawl and hit my foot

1788
01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:14,880
yeah it was Hannah's wedding ring that's

1789
01:10:12,659 --> 01:10:16,380
like a silicone ring that fell off her

1790
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:19,020
hand when she was playing with it I'm

1791
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:21,540
gonna grab it real fast

1792
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:23,820
but it's like a darker it's a really

1793
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:25,679
pretty ring thank you yes I really like

1794
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:27,480
it um it's like a purple and green

1795
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:29,760
iridescent

1796
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:31,860
but the way it was rolling and the way

1797
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:33,719
it felt on my foot I thought like a

1798
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:36,480
cockroach was crawling on my foot and I

1799
01:10:33,719 --> 01:10:38,760
was trying to keep my [ __ ] together and

1800
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:40,320
then it fell on its side and it was just

1801
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:42,719
Hannah's ring

1802
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:44,340
so sorry I will say my husband plays

1803
01:10:42,719 --> 01:10:45,780
with his silicone wedding ring all the

1804
01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:48,500
time and like we were in a Mexican

1805
01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:50,580
restaurant and I just see it like like

1806
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:52,679
mid-conversation where they're with his

1807
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:54,360
parents I see it just like fly out of

1808
01:10:52,679 --> 01:10:57,480
his hand and I was like

1809
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:58,739
well that's gone like I was like we're

1810
01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:01,679
not crawling around this Mexican

1811
01:10:58,739 --> 01:11:04,080
restaurant fun to fiddle with it is it's

1812
01:11:01,679 --> 01:11:06,900
just enjoyable I'll try to not do that

1813
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:08,699
right now no when um when I'm working

1814
01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:10,739
out a lot I'll wear like my silicone

1815
01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:13,440
ring and I feel like I'm always like

1816
01:11:10,739 --> 01:11:15,300
playing with it yeah

1817
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:17,159
I don't know anyone who has a silicone

1818
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:18,719
ring who doesn't play with it but I will

1819
01:11:17,159 --> 01:11:20,159
say I want thousand percent thought that

1820
01:11:18,719 --> 01:11:21,960
ships a cockroach on my foot and was

1821
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:23,640
like keep it together Chelsea you're

1822
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,980
fine

1823
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:27,060
um okay so she like admits that she's

1824
01:11:25,980 --> 01:11:28,320
had this big life transition she

1825
01:11:27,060 --> 01:11:31,260
separated from her husband but then she

1826
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:32,580
also tells them she's like yeah when I

1827
01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:33,420
saw

1828
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:37,140
um

1829
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:39,840
when I saw Aiden have his arm around Deb

1830
01:11:37,140 --> 01:11:42,300
I like it really made me realize how

1831
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:44,460
much I care about him how in this I am

1832
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:47,219
and how much I like want to be in this

1833
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:48,540
and agent's like me too and then they

1834
01:11:47,219 --> 01:11:51,719
kiss

1835
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:53,640
and then she looks over his shoulder and

1836
01:11:51,719 --> 01:11:55,380
sees the dude from her backyard who'd

1837
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:57,840
been spying on her in like the front

1838
01:11:55,380 --> 01:12:00,000
window at the restaurant watching her

1839
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:01,500
um and then like she like has a moment

1840
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,719
Aiden's like is everything okay and then

1841
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,640
when she looks back the dude is once

1842
01:12:03,719 --> 01:12:07,560
again gone and she's like yeah sorry I

1843
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,820
just like I thought I saw someone that I

1844
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,500
knew

1845
01:12:08,820 --> 01:12:12,060
um

1846
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,560
when they leave the restaurant items

1847
01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:15,179
like you'll be punished for lying to me

1848
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,520
it's like can we not with the [ __ ]

1849
01:12:15,179 --> 01:12:20,880
spanking anymore

1850
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:22,699
so much spanking yeah in this book

1851
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:26,960
so much spanking

1852
01:12:22,699 --> 01:12:26,960
I I didn't need it

1853
01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:32,060
he like they're talking and he's like

1854
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:35,280
call me when you have some clarity like

1855
01:12:32,060 --> 01:12:36,420
I like you you like me you have a lot on

1856
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:37,320
your plate call me when you have some

1857
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:39,659
clarity

1858
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:41,400
and she's like when what like what does

1859
01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:42,600
that mean what what do you mean by that

1860
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:45,000
and he's like when you're ready to take

1861
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:49,679
off your wedding ring like that ah

1862
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:52,560
that'll be a probably win he's like now

1863
01:12:49,679 --> 01:12:55,679
kindly get out of my car that gets kind

1864
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:57,480
of like the energy here so

1865
01:12:55,679 --> 01:13:00,360
the next day she's like decided she's

1866
01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:03,300
going to drive back to Dr Letterman's uh

1867
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:06,659
Dr David Letterman's office but then on

1868
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:08,219
her way past she passes a psychic and is

1869
01:13:06,659 --> 01:13:10,620
like who needs a therapist and you can

1870
01:13:08,219 --> 01:13:14,159
have a psychic she's like 10 reading you

1871
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:15,060
son of a [ __ ] I'm in oh

1872
01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:16,920
um

1873
01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:19,020
when she knocks on the door this like

1874
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,340
little old woman opens the door like

1875
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:22,199
just like stands here and stares at her

1876
01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:23,940
for a second then closes it again and

1877
01:13:22,199 --> 01:13:26,219
she's like the [ __ ]

1878
01:13:23,940 --> 01:13:28,560
so she like knocks again

1879
01:13:26,219 --> 01:13:30,480
and then a much younger like clearly the

1880
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:32,400
woman's daughter and she's like oh yeah

1881
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:34,320
come in for a reading blah blah blah and

1882
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,239
so

1883
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,620
um

1884
01:13:35,239 --> 01:13:39,659
she they're like okay what do you want

1885
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:41,340
to ask the deck like for your tarot

1886
01:13:39,659 --> 01:13:44,100
reading and she's like

1887
01:13:41,340 --> 01:13:47,840
how do I move on for like how how do how

1888
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:47,840
to move on from my husband essentially

1889
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:51,719
um

1890
01:13:49,199 --> 01:13:53,520
several intriguing cards get pulled if

1891
01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:55,560
you will the Ten of Swords the lover and

1892
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:57,719
the death card and the psychic is being

1893
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:59,520
like you've had a betrayal your current

1894
01:13:57,719 --> 01:14:01,440
love life will cause you great pain

1895
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,420
there are things you need to purge of

1896
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:06,480
your life from your old baggage because

1897
01:14:03,420 --> 01:14:09,060
it's weighing you down and like she's

1898
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,980
like what like I don't know what to do

1899
01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:12,900
with all of this and then she was like

1900
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:14,940
do you want to pull an extra card to see

1901
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:16,679
kind of like what you should be like

1902
01:14:14,940 --> 01:14:19,080
purging yourself from

1903
01:14:16,679 --> 01:14:21,120
and she pulls the magician

1904
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:24,920
um and then the psychic is like you need

1905
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:28,159
to let go of your Illusions she's like

1906
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:30,719
yeah exactly deep sigh

1907
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:32,159
I hope the ten dollars was worth it she

1908
01:14:30,719 --> 01:14:34,440
like tries to pay and leave and the

1909
01:14:32,159 --> 01:14:38,580
psychic is like it's on the house I'm

1910
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:42,360
praying for you no right

1911
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:45,239
um Kayla writes a letter to Dante

1912
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:47,940
more rambling confused about life tells

1913
01:14:45,239 --> 01:14:49,380
him she's failing in love tells him

1914
01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:51,120
about

1915
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:54,980
um fiance

1916
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:58,199
Fiona's Seance not fiance

1917
01:14:54,980 --> 01:14:59,520
Fiona suggested Seance Dante responds

1918
01:14:58,199 --> 01:15:01,380
and he's like

1919
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:03,300
you're not controlling the storm and

1920
01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:05,040
you're not lost in it like you are the

1921
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:08,040
storm like you are the one with the

1922
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:10,080
power right

1923
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:12,840
who needs therapy

1924
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:15,239
when you have a prison pen pal

1925
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:18,120
not Kayla

1926
01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:21,600
Kayla needs a lot of things none of

1927
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:23,520
which are to be called little bunny yeah

1928
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:25,679
um so it's now two weeks later she still

1929
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:27,659
hasn't seen Dante the doorbell keeps

1930
01:15:25,679 --> 01:15:29,340
ringing no one is there every time she

1931
01:15:27,659 --> 01:15:30,840
checks like when she pulls it up like no

1932
01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:33,420
one is there

1933
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:34,560
um she hears laughter and the little boy

1934
01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:37,199
is back

1935
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:39,420
and she's like wait is this the child I

1936
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:41,880
miscarried like she's like really trying

1937
01:15:39,420 --> 01:15:43,800
to like connect all these dots here

1938
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,659
um she is staring through the window and

1939
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,640
the little boys in the yard he sees her

1940
01:15:45,659 --> 01:15:49,920
they make eye contact he like screams at

1941
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:52,140
the top of his lungs and so she like

1942
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:54,719
goes outside to try and talk to him when

1943
01:15:52,140 --> 01:15:57,360
she goes outside he's not there and then

1944
01:15:54,719 --> 01:16:00,480
when she looks up he's standing in her

1945
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:02,340
bedroom window looking down at her

1946
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:04,440
but she's like we would have crossed

1947
01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:05,760
paths in the house like right how did

1948
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:08,820
all this work

1949
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:12,179
um so she's like [ __ ] this force herself

1950
01:16:08,820 --> 01:16:15,000
a very large wine the lights flicker she

1951
01:16:12,179 --> 01:16:18,179
goes to bed she's like I don't even care

1952
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,560
anymore truly yeah like she texts Aiden

1953
01:16:18,179 --> 01:16:22,500
and she's like I miss you and he's like

1954
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:23,940
I miss you too and she's like can I see

1955
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:26,640
you he's like are you still wearing your

1956
01:16:23,940 --> 01:16:28,980
wedding ring it's like no

1957
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:32,699
and he's like did you take it off right

1958
01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:34,620
before you text me she's like maybe

1959
01:16:32,699 --> 01:16:35,520
and then and then she's like can I come

1960
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:37,500
over

1961
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:39,900
master

1962
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:45,360
I'm like it's weird

1963
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:47,219
stop it's weird no one needs this [ __ ]

1964
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:49,620
um so once again she pours herself more

1965
01:16:47,219 --> 01:16:51,960
wine decides to go to bed

1966
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:55,860
um Fiona comes over looks at Kayla and

1967
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:59,100
she's like you are not doing great

1968
01:16:55,860 --> 01:17:00,540
and ask Fiona she's like Fiona what do

1969
01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:03,179
you do when someone's giving you space

1970
01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:05,040
You don't want and she was like you mean

1971
01:17:03,179 --> 01:17:06,719
like they they closed the door but you

1972
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:07,739
want it open and she's like yeah and

1973
01:17:06,719 --> 01:17:10,460
she's like

1974
01:17:07,739 --> 01:17:13,739
knock

1975
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:16,260
nice right I like that we like Fiona's

1976
01:17:13,739 --> 01:17:19,500
energy here Fiona the doorbell rings

1977
01:17:16,260 --> 01:17:20,580
again there's no one there like Fiona

1978
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,480
like goes to answer it there's no one

1979
01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:24,060
there

1980
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:26,340
um the television turns on and like more

1981
01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:27,480
light bulbs explode and then Kayla's

1982
01:17:26,340 --> 01:17:29,219
like

1983
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:32,340
yeah so maybe let's just do that [ __ ]

1984
01:17:29,219 --> 01:17:34,860
Seance like it's time let's do it

1985
01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:38,040
um Kayla responds to Dante's letter

1986
01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:40,199
about her being the storm and it's like

1987
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,360
I feel like she's like your storm advice

1988
01:17:40,199 --> 01:17:44,460
wasn't really helpful I feel like I'm

1989
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:46,260
drowning I feel like I need a life vest

1990
01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:48,960
like I need something to save me like

1991
01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:51,480
I'm not doing great

1992
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:55,280
um so the full moon is now like the next

1993
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:57,900
day Fiona and her sister Claire show up

1994
01:17:55,280 --> 01:18:00,120
Claire's just as great as Fiona we're

1995
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:03,420
loving their energy here and it's like

1996
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:06,239
the perfect creepy night

1997
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:08,340
all of the rain in Seattle the wind all

1998
01:18:06,239 --> 01:18:10,080
of that kind of [ __ ] and Claire's like I

1999
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:11,520
think we need to have the Seance like

2000
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:13,400
the spirits are directing me to have

2001
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:16,020
this in Michael's office

2002
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:17,159
and so

2003
01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:19,199
they're going to Michael's office

2004
01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:21,360
Claire's like you need to remove

2005
01:18:19,199 --> 01:18:22,800
um any jewelry any phones anything of

2006
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,880
that capacity

2007
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,380
um you need to take off your wedding

2008
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:27,300
ring

2009
01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:29,360
and so she takes it off and puts it in

2010
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:33,360
her pocket she's like not on your person

2011
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:35,400
like we want it out of the room so she

2012
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:37,500
like puts it on the desk

2013
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:40,080
um like on like right on top like the

2014
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:42,179
news article about Michael

2015
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:44,699
um the Seance begins and like the spirit

2016
01:18:42,179 --> 01:18:46,860
is like responding like like Claire's

2017
01:18:44,699 --> 01:18:48,960
very much doing like knock yes for once

2018
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:51,840
knock twice for no kind of questions and

2019
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:53,460
it's like okay did you know

2020
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,380
um did you know anyone in this room when

2021
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:57,840
you were alive

2022
01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:59,340
like are you the only Spirit yes like

2023
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:01,199
did you know anyone in this room when

2024
01:18:59,340 --> 01:19:05,400
you were alive like was it Fiona was it

2025
01:19:01,199 --> 01:19:09,719
me no no was it Kayla yes

2026
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:12,600
um and then or Claire's like what

2027
01:19:09,719 --> 01:19:14,760
what do you want like what are you

2028
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:17,640
needing and then it starts writing

2029
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:20,040
through her like Claire like a ghost

2030
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:22,560
possession situation yeah like her hand

2031
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:25,920
starts shaking and then on the paper the

2032
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:28,500
word that's written is Revenge

2033
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:32,159
and then like the wind gets crazy all

2034
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:34,080
the candles go out Kayla feels like a

2035
01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:36,239
brush of something against her face and

2036
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:38,340
like loses her [ __ ] and screams and runs

2037
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:40,920
out of the room

2038
01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:43,800
Fiona and Claire follow they find Kayla

2039
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:46,920
in the kitchen cowering like in a ball

2040
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:48,300
all of the cabinet doors are open again

2041
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:50,580
um and they're like do you want to

2042
01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:52,320
continue and she's like no I [ __ ]

2043
01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:54,300
don't I don't I don't want to continue

2044
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:56,880
thank you for asking

2045
01:19:54,300 --> 01:19:59,280
um the doorbell rings and she's like no

2046
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:02,300
one's gonna be there when they go and

2047
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:08,400
open the door there's a life vest there

2048
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:10,260
ah yes and so she was like wait I think

2049
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,940
I I think I know who's haunting me I

2050
01:20:10,260 --> 01:20:13,440
think it's Dante she's like because I

2051
01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:15,179
told Dante in that letter I needed a lie

2052
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:17,580
fast suddenly there's a life vest

2053
01:20:15,179 --> 01:20:18,900
outside the door and so Claire had

2054
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:20,699
initially been like yeah I have a few

2055
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:22,080
like it's a full moon it's a busy night

2056
01:20:20,699 --> 01:20:24,120
for

2057
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:25,500
for mediums and then she's like I'm

2058
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:28,280
Gonna Cancel my other appointments for

2059
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:30,840
tonight because this just got juicy

2060
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:33,120
and so

2061
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,620
Kayla goes and gets all of Dante's

2062
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,840
letters and so they like start looking

2063
01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:41,280
through all of them

2064
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:42,780
um and she like Claire's like have did

2065
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:45,000
you ever end up calling the detective to

2066
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:48,000
see if he knows him and she's like I

2067
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,679
didn't and they're like you should call

2068
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:52,380
so

2069
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:54,000
um when she like she finally decides

2070
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:55,860
she's gonna call the detective to ask

2071
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:58,139
then Claire goes to get Kayla's laptop

2072
01:20:55,860 --> 01:20:59,580
to also look up Dante

2073
01:20:58,139 --> 01:21:02,699
um when she comes back with the laptop

2074
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:04,940
the 1937 D type buffalo nickel is on top

2075
01:21:02,699 --> 01:21:04,940
of it

2076
01:21:05,159 --> 01:21:10,620
and then suddenly Kayla's wedding ring

2077
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:12,360
falls through the ceiling and like lands

2078
01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:14,699
on the table what

2079
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:17,340
oh no yes

2080
01:21:14,699 --> 01:21:19,679
um I will also say if you have any

2081
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:23,040
interest in reading this book which you

2082
01:21:19,679 --> 01:21:24,300
must be in to bunnies or [ __ ] if you are

2083
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,320
gonna read it

2084
01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:26,699
um

2085
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:28,620
from here on out it's pretty much like

2086
01:21:26,699 --> 01:21:29,520
all spoilers like it's not spoilers

2087
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:31,440
because it's the end of the book but

2088
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:34,020
like it will ruin all of the secrets and

2089
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:37,860
surprises for you so like it might be

2090
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:39,420
worth bowing out now

2091
01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:41,460
um or just like if you want to keep fast

2092
01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:44,820
forwarding until we get to the ratings

2093
01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:48,540
um yeah I'm not gonna read this so no

2094
01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:50,580
tell me no you will not I will not if

2095
01:21:48,540 --> 01:21:51,420
you do I have more questions

2096
01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:53,699
um

2097
01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:55,199
so yeah the wedding ring drops for the

2098
01:21:53,699 --> 01:21:57,659
ceiling the storm keeps getting worse

2099
01:21:55,199 --> 01:21:59,460
it's getting crazier it's getting louder

2100
01:21:57,659 --> 01:22:00,780
and then Claire is like you need to call

2101
01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:02,400
the detective right now like we don't

2102
01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:04,739
have much time and Kayla's like what

2103
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,540
like what do you even mean what yes so

2104
01:22:04,739 --> 01:22:08,280
Kayla calls

2105
01:22:06,540 --> 01:22:09,840
she's like can you connect me to like

2106
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:11,520
detective Peters and he's like are you a

2107
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,600
friend or like like the front desk lady

2108
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:15,360
is like are you a friend of his and

2109
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:18,420
she's like no he helped me with like a a

2110
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:19,800
case a few months ago and the lady's

2111
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:21,600
like well I can't connect you I'm afraid

2112
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:24,840
that's not possible he's he passed away

2113
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:26,100
from Sudden cardiac arrest what

2114
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:29,400
and

2115
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:30,900
Kayla's like the [ __ ] and like just like

2116
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,340
ends the phone call doesn't know what to

2117
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:34,800
do

2118
01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:36,239
um Claire opens the laptop

2119
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:38,520
because she's like well let's look up

2120
01:22:36,239 --> 01:22:41,940
who owns the house before you

2121
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:44,159
and then the like it's like why is the

2122
01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:45,360
deed under someone else's name and

2123
01:22:44,159 --> 01:22:46,980
Kayla's like it shouldn't be it should

2124
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:49,620
be under like Michael and Kayla Reese

2125
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:51,420
but the house

2126
01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:54,239
um was bought by another couple in

2127
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:55,920
January of this year

2128
01:22:54,239 --> 01:22:58,639
and her husband like the accident was

2129
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,639
like New Year's Eve

2130
01:22:58,679 --> 01:23:01,980
um and then she like hears the little

2131
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,420
boy running around again and she's like

2132
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:05,400
how does he fit into all of this like

2133
01:23:03,420 --> 01:23:09,120
everything is just like building chaos

2134
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:11,699
in this moment right is Caleb dead

2135
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:13,500
who can say well can you please because

2136
01:23:11,699 --> 01:23:17,159
I wouldn't know I'm gonna get there I'm

2137
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:19,199
gonna get there real fast so

2138
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:21,000
um Claire says that she's going to call

2139
01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:23,219
like the

2140
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:25,440
um the police station back and is like

2141
01:23:23,219 --> 01:23:27,780
hey sorry my friend just called um

2142
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:29,520
wanting to speak with this detective

2143
01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:30,659
um she was hoping to send flowers to the

2144
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:32,699
funeral

2145
01:23:30,659 --> 01:23:34,260
um how long ago did he pass or so just

2146
01:23:32,699 --> 01:23:35,639
dropped by this news they're like oh

2147
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:37,020
like you missed the funeral like he died

2148
01:23:35,639 --> 01:23:38,580
six months ago

2149
01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:40,440
and Kayla's like

2150
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:42,600
no he couldn't have died six months ago

2151
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:45,840
I spoke with him on my on my doc two

2152
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:48,300
months ago about all of this

2153
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:49,800
um and then Claire's like you have to

2154
01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:51,360
understand here that there's very few

2155
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:54,659
people who can communicate with Spirits

2156
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:57,179
mediums true psychics cats people with

2157
01:23:54,659 --> 01:23:59,159
schizophrenia gifted children and other

2158
01:23:57,179 --> 01:24:02,179
ghosts although they don't recognize

2159
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,179
each other as such

2160
01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:06,540
and then as pieces have already clicked

2161
01:24:04,860 --> 01:24:10,620
for you Hannah pieces start to click for

2162
01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:14,400
Kayla uh-huh where like Fiona's shock at

2163
01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:15,719
seeing her after the funeral oh

2164
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:18,840
um and being like Oh so like you're

2165
01:24:15,719 --> 01:24:20,880
staying here and like none of the

2166
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,800
roofers ever calling her back when she

2167
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:24,360
was trying to get quotes and like how

2168
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:27,420
the security system would only show

2169
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:28,739
static it like was not actually showing

2170
01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:30,900
her anything

2171
01:24:28,739 --> 01:24:32,760
so Kayla like starts freaking out starts

2172
01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:35,520
sobbing and then goes to get Eddie's

2173
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:37,139
business card she's like no like Eddie I

2174
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:39,060
just I spoke with him and then when she

2175
01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:42,000
picks it up like she realizes it's like

2176
01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:43,920
old and dated and like looks like it was

2177
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,960
printed a long time ago

2178
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:47,940
and calls the number and they pick up

2179
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:49,199
and they're like Homefront handyman like

2180
01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:50,340
three generations strong and she's like

2181
01:24:49,199 --> 01:24:52,500
I need to speak with Eddie and they're

2182
01:24:50,340 --> 01:24:54,179
like is this a joke she's like

2183
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:57,620
no I need to speak with Eddie and he's

2184
01:24:54,179 --> 01:25:01,440
like my grandfather died in 1974.

2185
01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:03,060
uh oh so Kayla starts like freaking out

2186
01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:05,760
more and more

2187
01:25:03,060 --> 01:25:07,679
and then Fiona is like called her name

2188
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:10,260
and holds out Dante's envelope and is

2189
01:25:07,679 --> 01:25:13,440
like read the name and Kayla reads it

2190
01:25:10,260 --> 01:25:16,320
and is like Dante aligari so what and

2191
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:18,179
Kayla and Fiona's like no see it like

2192
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:20,040
really look at it then when she looks at

2193
01:25:18,179 --> 01:25:24,480
it the letters start rearranging

2194
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:26,340
themselves and it says Aiden layrite Lee

2195
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:30,360
right whatever the [ __ ] his name is and

2196
01:25:26,340 --> 01:25:31,560
it's an anagram for Dante sure yeah see

2197
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,580
that's why there are so many [ __ ]

2198
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:35,159
vowels

2199
01:25:32,580 --> 01:25:37,440
no one accept any vowels

2200
01:25:35,159 --> 01:25:40,560
um Kayla like starts losing her [ __ ]

2201
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:44,580
more runs into Michael's office unfolds

2202
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:49,139
the newspaper and the the full title of

2203
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:51,420
the article says local man drowns wife

2204
01:25:49,139 --> 01:25:54,620
oh [ __ ]

2205
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:56,820
she starts screaming the windows shatter

2206
01:25:54,620 --> 01:25:58,739
Fiona and Claire like run into the

2207
01:25:56,820 --> 01:26:02,940
office and then she looks like sees the

2208
01:25:58,739 --> 01:26:03,659
little boy like cowering behind them

2209
01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:06,000
um

2210
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:08,219
and then Kayla like realizes she's like

2211
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:11,219
oh that little boy lives here with his

2212
01:26:08,219 --> 01:26:12,659
parents who bought this house in January

2213
01:26:11,219 --> 01:26:15,000
right right right

2214
01:26:12,659 --> 01:26:16,380
um also realized and she's like it

2215
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:19,199
finally like she finally remembers she

2216
01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:22,260
finally realizes Michael didn't die

2217
01:26:19,199 --> 01:26:24,800
Aiden did Michael killed him and then

2218
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,800
killed her

2219
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:30,480
so now we get a little more context yeah

2220
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:33,239
it's all making sense now right I mean

2221
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:34,980
not really but like maybe you got a

2222
01:26:33,239 --> 01:26:36,300
system belief for like this entire [ __ ]

2223
01:26:34,980 --> 01:26:38,159
yeah

2224
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:40,920
um so we switched to Fiona's perspective

2225
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:43,380
and Fiona's like like Bennett is the

2226
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:45,179
little boy his mom runs in she's like

2227
01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:47,040
you should take him and get far away

2228
01:26:45,179 --> 01:26:48,600
from this office Kayla has suddenly

2229
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,920
disappeared from where she'd been

2230
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:53,280
standing

2231
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:55,620
we then switched to Aiden's perspective

2232
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:57,179
like this is just like a monologue for

2233
01:26:55,620 --> 01:26:58,620
Aiden like there's not

2234
01:26:57,179 --> 01:27:00,420
there's not action sets so we're just

2235
01:26:58,620 --> 01:27:01,320
like this is where a lot of the pieces

2236
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:05,219
connect

2237
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:07,260
okay so we learn he

2238
01:27:05,219 --> 01:27:09,060
is a convicted felon he did indeed kill

2239
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:11,100
his father when he was a juvenile and

2240
01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:13,080
was protecting his mother he is very

2241
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:15,860
much in love with Kayla

2242
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:19,860
um Kayla and Michael married very young

2243
01:27:15,860 --> 01:27:21,719
before Michael's mental illness got

2244
01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:23,699
really bad and he decompensated um

2245
01:27:21,719 --> 01:27:26,040
Michael is indeed a mathematic genius

2246
01:27:23,699 --> 01:27:28,800
who worked at the University

2247
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:31,500
um but he also was diagnosed

2248
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,659
paranoid schizophrenia and narcissistic

2249
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:36,900
personality disorder what a double

2250
01:27:33,659 --> 01:27:38,159
whammy well and also

2251
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:39,420
also how they kind of describe it in the

2252
01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:42,060
book is like

2253
01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:43,440
yeah when you combine a narcissist with

2254
01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:46,020
a very paranoid person you have someone

2255
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:48,420
who's not gonna like be consistent in a

2256
01:27:46,020 --> 01:27:51,600
treatment regimen right um and so he

2257
01:27:48,420 --> 01:27:54,120
keeps going off of his meds

2258
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:55,980
um Michael and Kayla had separated after

2259
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:58,260
he kicked her in the stomach while she

2260
01:27:55,980 --> 01:28:00,840
was pregnant oh um and caused her to

2261
01:27:58,260 --> 01:28:02,340
miscarry because he thought aliens or

2262
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:04,500
some [ __ ] like that had impregnated her

2263
01:28:02,340 --> 01:28:06,239
and then he like continued to

2264
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,920
decompensate

2265
01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:09,500
um then after their separation he

2266
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:12,360
started following her

2267
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:13,739
so the dude following her was her

2268
01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:15,960
ex-husband and all of these like

2269
01:28:13,739 --> 01:28:17,880
glimpses right

2270
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:20,040
um and then

2271
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:22,739
like I guess the first time that there

2272
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:24,780
had been any like

2273
01:28:22,739 --> 01:28:27,900
maybe awareness that Michael wasn't

2274
01:28:24,780 --> 01:28:29,340
doing great was the day before their

2275
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:31,320
wedding some small things that I'm off

2276
01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:33,900
rattled him and he like grabbed her arm

2277
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:35,159
and left the Bruce uh the thumbprint

2278
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:36,719
uh-huh

2279
01:28:35,159 --> 01:28:38,880
so

2280
01:28:36,719 --> 01:28:42,600
then we go back

2281
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:44,159
we're now back to Kayla four months ago

2282
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:47,460
um she had just separated from Michael

2283
01:28:44,159 --> 01:28:49,320
it's like holds a little funeral

2284
01:28:47,460 --> 01:28:50,760
um and berries like in the backyard a

2285
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:52,380
box that has like their marriage license

2286
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:54,060
her wedding rings and like their

2287
01:28:52,380 --> 01:28:56,699
sonogram photo

2288
01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:57,719
um and then goes to Aiden's house and

2289
01:28:56,699 --> 01:29:00,540
he's like do you finally have the

2290
01:28:57,719 --> 01:29:02,219
clarity you need like and she's like I

2291
01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:04,260
do and then

2292
01:29:02,219 --> 01:29:06,120
um they start making out

2293
01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:08,760
he throws her on his bed she lands on a

2294
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:12,120
book it's a book of poetry it's the

2295
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:13,920
Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri I'm

2296
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:15,540
[ __ ] up that man's name I'm so sorry

2297
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:17,639
everyone

2298
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:19,380
um then like they're like discussing the

2299
01:29:17,639 --> 01:29:21,000
book discussing that their names are are

2300
01:29:19,380 --> 01:29:23,280
anagrams and they have this like

2301
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:25,440
beautiful four months together and then

2302
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:28,320
we get to the accident on New Year's Eve

2303
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:30,120
where Kayla and Aiden had decided they

2304
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:32,040
were going to take the boat out to watch

2305
01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:34,739
the fireworks

2306
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:38,580
when they get on the boat Michael is

2307
01:29:34,739 --> 01:29:40,500
there and has a gun pulled

2308
01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:42,659
um and Kayla like

2309
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:44,460
it like clicked she's like oh [ __ ] like

2310
01:29:42,659 --> 01:29:45,960
Michael's like he looks home like I

2311
01:29:44,460 --> 01:29:47,280
think he might be like living on the

2312
01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:49,980
boat

2313
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:50,760
um oh yeah like really not doing well at

2314
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:54,480
all

2315
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:56,340
um Michael thinks Aiden is CIA and is

2316
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:57,780
like trying to steal his like math

2317
01:29:56,340 --> 01:30:01,620
formulas

2318
01:29:57,780 --> 01:30:04,560
Kayla's trying to intercede and

2319
01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:06,179
is then Michael like thinks she's CIA

2320
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:07,980
too

2321
01:30:06,179 --> 01:30:10,260
um Aiden's like trying to be the Martyr

2322
01:30:07,980 --> 01:30:14,699
and like get Kayla off the boat right

2323
01:30:10,260 --> 01:30:17,340
and just a very chaotic scene as a whole

2324
01:30:14,699 --> 01:30:19,380
um Michael ends up shooting Aiden she

2325
01:30:17,340 --> 01:30:21,719
like throws herself on Aiden's body he

2326
01:30:19,380 --> 01:30:23,400
ends up like pistol whipping her she

2327
01:30:21,719 --> 01:30:25,980
comes too as he's like tossing her

2328
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:28,620
overboard and then she's like

2329
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:30,840
he reaches for and she's like oh he's

2330
01:30:28,620 --> 01:30:32,340
realized like something is clicked like

2331
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:35,780
he's going to help me out of the water

2332
01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:39,659
and instead he strangles her

2333
01:30:35,780 --> 01:30:41,100
on her neck yeah got it on her neck

2334
01:30:39,659 --> 01:30:43,739
um and then his buffalo nickel falls

2335
01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:44,699
into the water like while he's drowning

2336
01:30:43,739 --> 01:30:46,080
her

2337
01:30:44,699 --> 01:30:48,659
um

2338
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:50,520
and that like fireworks are happening

2339
01:30:48,659 --> 01:30:52,139
and he's laughing while she takes her

2340
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:54,320
last breath because he just

2341
01:30:52,139 --> 01:30:57,780
not well

2342
01:30:54,320 --> 01:31:02,760
so that's one way to say it yes

2343
01:30:57,780 --> 01:31:05,699
um Kayla awakens and it's like

2344
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:07,739
the present again if you will she's

2345
01:31:05,699 --> 01:31:10,739
she's not alive

2346
01:31:07,739 --> 01:31:12,719
and she like sits up and like looks

2347
01:31:10,739 --> 01:31:14,760
around the house and is like

2348
01:31:12,719 --> 01:31:16,560
yeah this these aren't my decorations

2349
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:18,540
this isn't my furniture like it's my

2350
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:22,800
house but it's not my house

2351
01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:24,960
um and we learn like the new owners had

2352
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:27,780
kept Fiona on and so like when like

2353
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:30,540
Fiona turned off the alarm

2354
01:31:27,780 --> 01:31:32,159
they had given her when she was like how

2355
01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:34,980
do you think so then like when Fiona was

2356
01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:37,620
like you can't tell a ghost they're dead

2357
01:31:34,980 --> 01:31:39,000
right right it's like all of these

2358
01:31:37,620 --> 01:31:39,960
things

2359
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:43,500
um

2360
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:45,300
and then the doorbell rings

2361
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:49,320
and when she goes and opens the door

2362
01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:50,940
it's Aiden and it had been him writing

2363
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:52,860
her like trying to communicate and like

2364
01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:54,960
get to her the entire time and he's like

2365
01:31:52,860 --> 01:31:57,000
did you like the life let the life fast

2366
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:59,639
and she's like nice touch it's kind of

2367
01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,920
like tonally and then she's like

2368
01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:04,620
but why were the letters from the State

2369
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:06,540
Penitentiary like what and he's like

2370
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:08,340
she was like was that where you were is

2371
01:32:06,540 --> 01:32:09,540
that a something about your past and

2372
01:32:08,340 --> 01:32:11,340
he's like no that's a hint for the

2373
01:32:09,540 --> 01:32:14,239
future that's where Michael is and

2374
01:32:11,340 --> 01:32:18,120
they're like let's go haunt him

2375
01:32:14,239 --> 01:32:19,980
what a romantic anything and then we get

2376
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:22,800
to the epilogue which is a forensic

2377
01:32:19,980 --> 01:32:25,320
interview of Michael who is like

2378
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:28,020
honestly

2379
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:29,820
thinking about cluster B

2380
01:32:28,020 --> 01:32:32,300
um I think it reads a little more like

2381
01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:34,320
anti-social narcissistic like not just

2382
01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:36,780
narcissistic I'm like more of like a

2383
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:40,920
cluster B situation yes I'm like it's

2384
01:32:36,780 --> 01:32:43,260
not just narcissists yeah from like hell

2385
01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:44,460
maybe that's just my perspective

2386
01:32:43,260 --> 01:32:45,480
um but like because Michael's like I

2387
01:32:44,460 --> 01:32:47,400
shouldn't be locked up people with

2388
01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:48,900
genius IQ shouldn't be like I'm a

2389
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:50,580
contributing member of society I was

2390
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:51,600
having a psychotic episode like I

2391
01:32:50,580 --> 01:32:52,860
shouldn't be held accountable and

2392
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:56,580
they're like well

2393
01:32:52,860 --> 01:32:58,860
if you're saying like you are mentally

2394
01:32:56,580 --> 01:33:01,980
fit to stand trial

2395
01:32:58,860 --> 01:33:03,900
then that doesn't matter right you can't

2396
01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:05,880
have both

2397
01:33:03,900 --> 01:33:07,260
um and so like wow like and he's just

2398
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:08,760
like being a complete Michael's being

2399
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:11,699
such a dick to the doctor like this

2400
01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:14,400
entire time and

2401
01:33:11,699 --> 01:33:15,840
um then the doctor is like yeah if

2402
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:17,880
you're deemed mentally competent to

2403
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:20,520
stand trial like there will be evidence

2404
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:21,659
that's introduced um of you having an

2405
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:24,600
affair with that woman who was like

2406
01:33:21,659 --> 01:33:27,239
sobbing at the funeral of you taking a

2407
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:30,300
life insurance policy out on your wife

2408
01:33:27,239 --> 01:33:31,560
like all of these different things but

2409
01:33:30,300 --> 01:33:34,739
while he's talking to him suddenly

2410
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:37,620
Michael's fixated on the wall behind him

2411
01:33:34,739 --> 01:33:40,440
and then starts like freaking out and is

2412
01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:43,980
like it's them and they're like he is

2413
01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:46,020
responding to internal stimuli and then

2414
01:33:43,980 --> 01:33:47,760
he's like stop saying that word and the

2415
01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:50,840
doctor's like what are they saying and

2416
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:54,300
Michael goes Boo

2417
01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:57,080
and that's how the entire [ __ ] book

2418
01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:57,080
ends

2419
01:33:57,120 --> 01:34:02,880
what

2420
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:06,000
yeah so

2421
01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:07,920
what a journey

2422
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:09,480
it was such a roller coaster because

2423
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:10,920
early on I was like I'm here for the

2424
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:12,960
injury I'm here for the suspense I'm

2425
01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:15,659
here for the sexy Scooby-Doo then we

2426
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:17,460
just went sexually weird for a very long

2427
01:34:15,659 --> 01:34:20,280
time in a way that I could not get on

2428
01:34:17,460 --> 01:34:21,659
board with this is like the Sixth Sense

2429
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:24,600
meets

2430
01:34:21,659 --> 01:34:27,420
um A Beautiful Mind

2431
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:29,520
yes also my husband is sitting here like

2432
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:30,540
these are all of the words he wants to

2433
01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:34,260
say

2434
01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:36,480
yeah that's what this is this is a sixth

2435
01:34:34,260 --> 01:34:39,960
sense Means A Beautiful Mind meets

2436
01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:42,780
double dip Double Jeopardy is what it is

2437
01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:45,199
and some Poltergeist and a little bit of

2438
01:34:42,780 --> 01:34:45,199
Scooby-Doo

2439
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:50,159
yeah so quick pivot during

2440
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:52,440
um

2441
01:34:50,159 --> 01:34:54,480
work this week we were had a team

2442
01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:57,420
meeting and there was a question asked

2443
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:59,940
that was like okay if you had to choose

2444
01:34:57,420 --> 01:35:02,100
a male and female actress to play you in

2445
01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:03,780
a movie who would you choose they don't

2446
01:35:02,100 --> 01:35:05,580
have to look like you it's just like who

2447
01:35:03,780 --> 01:35:08,639
you'd want to play you

2448
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:10,199
and I chose Kristen Wiig nice um but

2449
01:35:08,639 --> 01:35:12,480
then I was like I can't think of a male

2450
01:35:10,199 --> 01:35:14,880
to like play me

2451
01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:17,580
and I I have some chronic laryngitis

2452
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:19,260
issues and my co-worker goes

2453
01:35:17,580 --> 01:35:22,139
Chelsea I'm getting strong Matthew

2454
01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:23,280
Lillard Vibes for you and she's like I

2455
01:35:22,139 --> 01:35:25,380
think he could do a lot with your

2456
01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:28,020
laryngitis

2457
01:35:25,380 --> 01:35:30,360
um and I was like reading this book and

2458
01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:32,280
already had the term sexy Scooby-Doo in

2459
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:35,239
my head I was just thinking about when

2460
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:37,280
he was Shaggy

2461
01:35:35,239 --> 01:35:41,000
I'm like

2462
01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:43,920
to be totally fair though like I

2463
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:46,380
love Matthew Lillard though

2464
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:48,480
he's he's very endearing they're

2465
01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:49,920
definitely yes well and I was like I'll

2466
01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:51,119
go with Matthew Lillard because I can't

2467
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:52,260
think of anything else and then when

2468
01:35:51,119 --> 01:35:54,060
they circled back to me at the end of

2469
01:35:52,260 --> 01:35:57,360
the meeting they're like have you

2470
01:35:54,060 --> 01:35:58,860
thought of anyone I was like I'll keep

2471
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:01,980
Matthew Lillard but I'll also maybe

2472
01:35:58,860 --> 01:36:03,480
throw in Owen Wilson yeah I can see it

2473
01:36:01,980 --> 01:36:05,460
yeah

2474
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:08,040
um so

2475
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:10,880
maybe Matthew Lillard will start in the

2476
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:13,199
movie adaptation of pen pal

2477
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:16,080
that would be awesome well because like

2478
01:36:13,199 --> 01:36:18,840
all right reading the premise of pen pal

2479
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:21,420
I was so intrigued because the premise

2480
01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:22,500
was really like

2481
01:36:21,420 --> 01:36:24,239
gets a letter from the State

2482
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:25,920
Penitentiary that's like I'll wait

2483
01:36:24,239 --> 01:36:28,199
forever and she's like for what for you

2484
01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:30,900
and then like

2485
01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:32,520
there's a it's like it's something to

2486
01:36:30,900 --> 01:36:34,020
the effect of there's a knock on the

2487
01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:36,360
door

2488
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:38,580
and it's her pen pal or like something

2489
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:41,159
like that but I'm like okay nowhere in

2490
01:36:38,580 --> 01:36:42,480
here do we mention [ __ ] ghosts like I

2491
01:36:41,159 --> 01:36:43,860
wasn't really expecting the Paranormal

2492
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:45,179
side of it so I was like okay I'm here

2493
01:36:43,860 --> 01:36:48,840
for this

2494
01:36:45,179 --> 01:36:50,760
but it was such a journey and I disliked

2495
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:54,060
so much of the journey

2496
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:56,699
I like that it ended with them haunting

2497
01:36:54,060 --> 01:36:58,760
the dude right

2498
01:36:56,699 --> 01:36:58,760
um

2499
01:36:59,460 --> 01:37:04,619
I don't know I feel so conflicted about

2500
01:37:02,219 --> 01:37:06,719
this book well I feel like our rating

2501
01:37:04,619 --> 01:37:10,500
scale should be nickels

2502
01:37:06,719 --> 01:37:13,520
I was gonna go with Scooby Snacks oh yep

2503
01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:13,520
Scooby Snacks is better

2504
01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:19,800
like depending on different parts of the

2505
01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:22,500
book I would give it varying levels of

2506
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:24,540
Scooby Snacks sure like up until like 40

2507
01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:27,500
I'd probably give it like four out of

2508
01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:27,500
five Scooby Snacks

2509
01:37:28,199 --> 01:37:33,600
eight out of ten yeah I can math

2510
01:37:31,139 --> 01:37:35,219
um I can't I'm so [ __ ] at math

2511
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:37,139
um as we all know everyone here has

2512
01:37:35,219 --> 01:37:39,480
heard me trying math so many things at

2513
01:37:37,139 --> 01:37:43,580
this point um

2514
01:37:39,480 --> 01:37:43,580
but then I feel like I like go like

2515
01:37:43,679 --> 01:37:51,840
1.5 or two Scooby Snacks out of five

2516
01:37:48,420 --> 01:37:54,840
that might still be generous two out of

2517
01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:57,840
ten Scooby snacks that feels too low

2518
01:37:54,840 --> 01:38:00,320
three

2519
01:37:57,840 --> 01:38:00,320
foreign

2520
01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:05,699
do you like just hearing my internal

2521
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:07,560
process I'm loving it break it down well

2522
01:38:05,699 --> 01:38:09,960
then I'm like okay like I feel like when

2523
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:12,300
it got weird and there was the weird

2524
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:14,699
sex in the forest

2525
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:17,460
I was like that we're down to like yeah

2526
01:38:14,699 --> 01:38:19,860
two one Scooby Snack no matter which way

2527
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:22,440
you slice it you only get one right

2528
01:38:19,860 --> 01:38:25,080
but then like how it ended and wrapped

2529
01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:27,239
up it kind of redeemed itself for me in

2530
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:29,040
some ways right

2531
01:38:27,239 --> 01:38:31,679
[ __ ] man

2532
01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:34,139
so what I'm gathering is that we're

2533
01:38:31,679 --> 01:38:35,880
looking at like a three out of five I

2534
01:38:34,139 --> 01:38:37,739
was literally I was like 2.5 out of five

2535
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:40,679
so five out of ten yeah I feel like a 50

2536
01:38:37,739 --> 01:38:42,840
is a really solid okay it has its

2537
01:38:40,679 --> 01:38:46,080
moments it has its Ebbs and flows but I

2538
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:50,040
think that's where we average out to so

2539
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:51,900
five out of ten Scooby Snacks is my the

2540
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:52,980
is the highest I can go that's my final

2541
01:38:51,900 --> 01:38:55,560
offer

2542
01:38:52,980 --> 01:38:57,239
I will accept

2543
01:38:55,560 --> 01:38:59,040
I know you aren't gonna read it would

2544
01:38:57,239 --> 01:39:00,440
you rate it a different number of Scooby

2545
01:38:59,040 --> 01:39:03,360
Snacks

2546
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:07,980
no I mean I like the idea of the story

2547
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:09,780
is pretty cool and unique that's not I

2548
01:39:07,980 --> 01:39:12,000
hadn't read something like it yeah yeah

2549
01:39:09,780 --> 01:39:14,880
it's Unique so I feel like that bumps it

2550
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:18,659
a little and also if you can't get

2551
01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:22,800
through the sex scenes without going or

2552
01:39:18,659 --> 01:39:24,540
like a full body like cringe then that's

2553
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:28,440
gonna bring it down so I feel like 50

2554
01:39:24,540 --> 01:39:30,440
makes sense sucking my clits like

2555
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:33,960
milking a nipple

2556
01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:36,840
stop it I just did have a full body

2557
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:39,780
cringe I didn't like that I don't like

2558
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:41,900
that no there's nothing arousing about

2559
01:39:39,780 --> 01:39:45,960
it no it was nothing arousing about

2560
01:39:41,900 --> 01:39:48,659
stupid thing to say I just don't okay

2561
01:39:45,960 --> 01:39:51,080
now the word nibble can get can get the

2562
01:39:48,659 --> 01:39:51,080
[ __ ] out

2563
01:39:52,199 --> 01:39:56,880
I'm not here for it okay five Scooby

2564
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:59,639
Snacks final offer

2565
01:39:56,880 --> 01:40:01,679
let us know what you guys would rate it

2566
01:39:59,639 --> 01:40:03,179
let us know what you think this one I

2567
01:40:01,679 --> 01:40:05,699
feel like is a really

2568
01:40:03,179 --> 01:40:07,560
it could be very polarizing I feel uh

2569
01:40:05,699 --> 01:40:09,300
that's yes that's literally what I was

2570
01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:12,600
about to say I was like I feel like I

2571
01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:14,400
can see it going either way

2572
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:16,199
not for me

2573
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:18,179
um

2574
01:40:16,199 --> 01:40:20,219
but for some people I could see it going

2575
01:40:18,179 --> 01:40:22,619
either way I agree I think it'll be

2576
01:40:20,219 --> 01:40:23,760
really polarizing because I will say I

2577
01:40:22,619 --> 01:40:25,920
feel like when I first pulled it up on

2578
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:27,900
Goodreads there were a lot of like five

2579
01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:29,100
star reviews and then I feel like the

2580
01:40:27,900 --> 01:40:31,020
last time I put it up on Goodreads the

2581
01:40:29,100 --> 01:40:33,060
first review I saw was like one star and

2582
01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:34,199
I was like I get it because I hadn't

2583
01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:36,659
finished it and now I'm a little bit

2584
01:40:34,199 --> 01:40:38,580
further so I'm like 2.5

2585
01:40:36,659 --> 01:40:40,980
like on Goodreads since you have to

2586
01:40:38,580 --> 01:40:44,219
round down like you can't do like half

2587
01:40:40,980 --> 01:40:45,600
like I would give it two not three on

2588
01:40:44,219 --> 01:40:47,040
Goodreads yeah I feel like there are

2589
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:48,780
some books that'll do a half rating and

2590
01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:50,699
I'll like round up I think this one I

2591
01:40:48,780 --> 01:40:53,639
would I would round down

2592
01:40:50,699 --> 01:40:55,980
I feel like that's fair I mean

2593
01:40:53,639 --> 01:40:59,400
yeah so

2594
01:40:55,980 --> 01:41:01,860
thanks for going on that all the way

2595
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:03,780
around that Journey yeah all the way oh

2596
01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:04,920
[ __ ] hell

2597
01:41:03,780 --> 01:41:06,480
um

2598
01:41:04,920 --> 01:41:09,179
I think we all need a palette cleanser

2599
01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:12,600
after that Journey yeah I'm gonna uh

2600
01:41:09,179 --> 01:41:14,940
probably need some more rum for

2601
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:16,860
to if I'm going to be able to continue

2602
01:41:14,940 --> 01:41:19,320
remember when I told you I needed

2603
01:41:16,860 --> 01:41:23,420
alcohol for that one I do remember and

2604
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:23,420
you get you you get it I do

2605
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:28,619
so we hope that all of you are

2606
01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:30,659
responsibly enjoying whatever you choose

2607
01:41:28,619 --> 01:41:32,820
to partake in to relax

2608
01:41:30,659 --> 01:41:36,420
thank you guys for joining us

2609
01:41:32,820 --> 01:41:37,980
we love you we miss you let us know your

2610
01:41:36,420 --> 01:41:41,719
thoughts we can't wait to hear him have

2611
01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:41,719
a good day bye smart [ __ ]

2612
01:41:42,780 --> 01:41:48,960
for this week's mud [ __ ] we hope it was

2613
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:52,080
good for you cause it sure was great for

2614
01:41:48,960 --> 01:41:53,760
us if you're digging what we're doing it

2615
01:41:52,080 --> 01:41:55,920
would mean a lot if you'd take a minute

2616
01:41:53,760 --> 01:41:57,719
to rate and review the show wherever

2617
01:41:55,920 --> 01:42:00,600
you're listening right now

2618
01:41:57,719 --> 01:42:01,860
maybe tell that sexy someone to Linda

2619
01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:05,100
senior

2620
01:42:01,860 --> 01:42:07,380
we love you we appreciate you

2621
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:10,100
we'll see you next week

2622
01:42:07,380 --> 01:42:15,259
stay spotty

2623
01:42:10,100 --> 01:42:15,259
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