Every Damn Thing

In this special cuss-free episode, we add plants, the Pokemon character Charmander, and sex to the List of Every Damn Thing.

Show Notes

Phil and Jake sell out with a special PG-rated episode to expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking plants, the Pokemon character Charmander (a cute orange lizard with a tail that’s on fire), and sex.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to list@everydamnthing.net

ADVISORY: Contrary to claims made during our conversation, we decided to mark this episode with the "explicit content" flag because we discuss some things that might be inappropriate (or at least boring) for children.

SHOW NOTES:

ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
the food chain * uses of wood * paper * bamboo * onions * Puritan shame * boardwalks 



Below is the List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the most up-to-date list, go here):

  1. Prince - person
  2. Donald Duck - fictional character
  3. Hank Williams, Sr - person
  4. air - element
  5. Watchmen - comic book
  6. onions - food
  7. "Midnight Train to Georgia" - music
  8. sex - idea
  9. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  10. plants - life form
  11. nail clippers - tool
  12. rye bread - food
  13. land - element
  14. Charmander - fictional character
  15. "Dancing Queen" - music
  16. Watchmen - TV series
  17. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  18. "Tulsa Time" - music
  19. Jersey Shore - location
  20. crows - animal
  21. sea - element
  22. coffee - beverage
  23. national debt - idea 
  24. band t-shirts - clothing
  25. moist - word
  26. lightning rounds - idea
  27. generation ships - idea
  28. sardines - animal
  29. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  30. toe shoes - clothing
  31. "Do You Know the Way to San Jose" - music
  32. Watchmen - movie
  33. blood - substance
  34. Oreos - food
  35. sports team jerseys - clothing
  36. Josta - beverage 
  37. Gambit - fictional character
  38. Surge - beverage
  39. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  40. Jenny McCarthy - person
  41. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  42. QAnon - idea

The theme song for this episode is by Jade Puget.

Graphic design by Jason Mann.

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What is Every Damn Thing?

Phil and Jake rank everything.