1 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: Ho ho, Merry Christmas, and welcome back to white beardless 2 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: as in Santa dickless me. I'm Kevin Smith, I'm Harley Quinn. 3 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: That's right, it's the spirit of Christmas. Harley just woke up. 4 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 1: She was visited by three fucking ghosts in the night. 5 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: She whipped some fucking coins at me and said, go 6 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: buy a goose, old man, And I was like, for 7 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: fucking seventy five cents, like goose calls a lot more 8 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: than that, And aren't you vegan? She said, notts anymore 9 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: the ghosts and dissippused me of that notion. Let's say 10 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: goose and cow blood for Christmas. Wow, that's called the 11 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: Harley Carroll. I'm working on it still. I'm work shopping it. 12 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: You really took me there. 13 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: You know. I'm not Charles Dickens, but I can be 14 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: Kevin Dick with Charles dick I ain't Charles Dickens, but 15 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: I can be Chuck dick. There. You go. Took three drafts, you. 16 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: Got to them, You got there, ultimate you got there. 17 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: Kids, It ain't Christmas. That was yesterday. If you're listening 18 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: to this one the day it's supposed to go up, 19 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: then it's boxing Day. Do you know what boxing day is? 20 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 2: It's in Australia, Australia, a bunch of countries that ain't America. 21 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna do all three ostrabri in a 22 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: lot of English speaking territories that are not the United States. 23 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when people are 24 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: boxing up there fucking ship right, So it's like we're 25 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: done with Christmas. That's when all the sales happen. 26 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 2: Mmm, I see, I see. 27 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: So boxing Day is like in England, Like fucking if 28 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: we were in London and he went to was that 29 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: fucking prods? Wow, oh fucking there'd be there'd be Boxing 30 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: Day up your fucking British ass. They won't let ours, 31 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: as they say they it's bigger in Christmas in some ways, 32 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 1: man like Happy Christmas. But then they're like, oh it's 33 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: motherfucking boxing day. Fucking cock me, motherfucker football is Boxing 34 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: Day is going away? Wait? Wait wait wait wait, yeah, 35 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: that's he's that thing. I think it is. They do 36 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: it in sports, like for foot, for football, I think yeah, yeah, 37 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,399 Speaker 1: really yeah. I think the first time I ever heard 38 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: it was in the office, the British office, and who 39 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 1: was it. Garrett was talking to his boy Augie on 40 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: the phone. He's going, okay, okay, okay, okay, Oka wait 41 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: oait okay okay okay. But I think it's a like 42 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: a football thing in any event, that's my go to Brett. 43 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: And if a magician asked to explain his trick, or 44 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: a comic hast to explain his joke, it all falls apart. 45 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: Let's just accept what it is a very good impression 46 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: of a British maybe midlander, No, not midlander. I hung 47 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: out with a Midlander on Saturday f K Twigs, so fucking. 48 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: Rare pairing of all time. 49 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: You think it was random? 50 00:03:59,720 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 4: Bro? 51 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: I was like, how did one point? I had to 52 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: ask somebody how didn't I wind up here? I was 53 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: hoping somebody'd be like, she likes you, but I don't 54 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: even think she knew who I was. But she was 55 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: very sweet. She did come over and she's like, oh 56 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: my god, Kevin, thank you for doing this on Christmas weekend. 57 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: Very sweet. But you know, she's an actress, so she 58 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 1: could be like, who's this name? Kevin Helloa, But she's 59 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,919 Speaker 1: from Birmingham, so she had a who's the dude? I 60 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: guess somebody Robert was the dance instructure. She had dancers. 61 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: It's fucking very artie. 62 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 2: Were you dancing? 63 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: No, there was, She had professional dancers. All of them 64 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 1: were fucking mind bendingly impressive. Like, oh yeah, there's something special. 65 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 2: She's such an amazing dancer. 66 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: Oh and an incredible just artist, right, like when I say, 67 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: you know, a lot of us are artists, so to speak, 68 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: but she's like an artist. She's all about the artistry 69 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: and the look of it, not just the sound of it, 70 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: but like the fucking it's like, it's very cool. Yeah, 71 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: she's very cool. And I was a big fan of 72 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: two Weeks, which is a ten year old fucking track, 73 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: But that's what somebody was Like. John Gordon was like, hey, 74 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: I'm friends with He goes, do you know f K Twigs? 75 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 2: And You're like, oh yeah, and it's like. 76 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: I mean, I know it worked, but I don't know 77 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: personally and stuff. And he goes, she's shooting music video 78 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: on Saturday, and they need they asked that he goes, 79 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: They asked if you would come be in it, And 80 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 1: so I didn't dig deeper, like, oh, did they just 81 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: say do you know anybody fucking quasis? For a role. 82 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: He said they asked specifically for me. 83 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 2: So I wonder when the when the vision, the collab vision. 84 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:45,799 Speaker 2: I think it had to have Smith fka. 85 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 1: I think it had to have a lot to do 86 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: with Like there was no list, but if there was, 87 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: I was way down and being that it's a Saturday 88 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: before Christmas, you're not going to get a bunch of yeses. 89 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: You'd get a lot of yes but like, oh yes, 90 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: but I have to me. I was just like, sure 91 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: should We talked to boy Jordan as my manager, and 92 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just exed dementia. So I showed 93 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: up and I was there a long time. But I 94 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: met this kid, Jake Shane. He's a Jacob Chaine. He 95 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 1: does a podcast called Therapists. 96 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, not personally, but yeah, I 97 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,279 Speaker 2: know therap he does like really funny. 98 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: He's got huge on textas Jake Shane is it. 99 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know, but I know Therapists. 100 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I thought you were like that. Yeah, funny 101 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: as fuck. He's dude on like TikTok who does like 102 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: The funny one I watched was it was George Washington 103 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:55,919 Speaker 1: getting his photo taken for the dollar bill and he 104 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 1: comes in into George Washington wig and he just sounds 105 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 1: like it's he's on his phone. He's like, oh my god, 106 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: this is such an honor. He goes sorry the wife. 107 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: He's like, yes, Martha, I will, and so he puts 108 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: the phone down. It's just like okay. So I'm thinking, 109 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: like he does the books because then and then like 110 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: one of these and then he grabs a strawberry. He's like, 111 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: it's playful like this and if guy blew up huge. 112 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: So he was telling me the story. He's like, I 113 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: was somebody's assistant. I started making TikTok. He goes historical 114 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: TikTok jokes and he's going, I blew up. So he's 115 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: got like three million of TikTok. He played that he 116 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: was in the video too. I shouldn't say what we played, 117 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: but it's funny. And I just met him and I 118 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: didn't know who he was, but we blended. 119 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 2: Really are you I'm supposed to say, you're in the 120 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 2: video I did on my socials bro, he probably would 121 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 2: have paid you, and they probably have to pay you 122 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 2: on paperwork. 123 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: Not a thing. I mean, I probably shouldn't be saying this, 124 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: but I didn't seriously, it was some whole thing was 125 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: like not sus because there were cameras, it was happening. 126 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,239 Speaker 1: It wasn't like fucking you know, Punked twenty twenty four 127 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: and somebody pops up and be like, oh snap, dumb mass. 128 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 1: They were doing a real thing and shit. So she 129 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: was delightful. So anyway, long story shirt she had dancers 130 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: in the video and oh yeah, the guy who was 131 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 1: the choreographer and shit, who was like, oh so it's 132 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 1: this this, this, this, this therapus. No that the real 133 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:38,719 Speaker 1: guy choreography the real video. His name, I guess was Robert, 134 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:44,679 Speaker 1: because all day long she was like Robert, Robert, Robert. Well, 135 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,959 Speaker 1: I'm not even doing it justice because she's from Birmingham. 136 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: And then I, you know, at one point I was 137 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: because she was talking about blah blah blah and she 138 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: was like, I'm from Bingham and I was like, oh, 139 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: I played there, and she was like you played and 140 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: I was like yeah, like me and Jay do shows 141 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 1: and stuff. And I looked at it up because I 142 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,320 Speaker 1: couldn't remember the name of the theater, and I just 143 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: it's fine. I just googled, like, uh, Jane Silent Bob, Birmingham, 144 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: and a theater came up, said Lyric theater, so it 145 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,199 Speaker 1: was like Lyric theater ring a bell and she's like no, 146 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,719 Speaker 1: And then I was like, that's fucked up because it 147 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: was a pretty big venue. And then I looked and 148 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:21,439 Speaker 1: that was Birmingham, Alabama, so I was like Birmingham, UK 149 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,719 Speaker 1: and it was the O two and I was like, 150 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: I'm my bad. It was the O two. She goes 151 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:31,679 Speaker 1: heard of it. She was very sweet and good, really good, 152 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: like yeah, like in the because it's not it's a 153 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 1: it's a music video, but there's like dialogue in it, 154 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,319 Speaker 1: so it sounds like a whole ass year. 155 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 3: You're not supposed to be saying that. 156 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: I'm not revealing shit, I'm just doing it. I know 157 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: you're not supposed to shut We're fine. I can't imagine again, 158 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 1: like there were no rules. There was like no like 159 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: you can't talk about you know what I'm saying. Like 160 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 1: she was like, I was like at the end, I 161 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,120 Speaker 1: was like, let's take pictures like oh my god, yes 162 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: and bang bang bang, and there's no like don't put 163 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 1: this up ever until the video said nothing so totally 164 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: and again I was there like I was I told 165 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 1: him like a certain point, like because we I shot 166 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: early in the day and then like not for hours, 167 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: and then another shot and then not for hours. At 168 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: one point I saw a dude and I was like, 169 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 1: just to give everyone heads up, like I'm wheels up 170 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 1: at five and the guy's like what and I was like, yeah, 171 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,840 Speaker 1: I've been sitting around three hours, but like I am. 172 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god. They talk somebody, and so 173 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: they went to you know, talk to somebody and then 174 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: they came back, one of the producers or whatever, and 175 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,680 Speaker 1: he came back and he was like, okay, like I'm 176 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 1: just finding out about this and like, you know, our 177 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: day has been crazy and blah blah blah. Is there 178 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 1: anyway how can I buy you? Until like six o'clock 179 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 1: And I was like, I like, kids, I got a life, man, 180 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've been here for hours now, like so 181 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:03,520 Speaker 1: I just like, yeah, I gotta go with five. Because 182 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: when I was in the nuthouse, one of the fucking 183 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,800 Speaker 1: things they stressed, like the reason that I wound up 184 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 1: in the nuthouse is because I just say yes, like 185 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: it's whatever you need before what I need. So you know, 186 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: I had to throw up a boundary because it's like, bro, 187 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 1: I got some shit to do. 188 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 2: Proud of you. 189 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: Then Twigs came in the room, Oh my, and I 190 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 1: was like, she goes hi, and I was like, oh, 191 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 1: they're not throwing you at me, are they, because that's 192 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: of course what you do, like first the producers make 193 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 1: their run. 194 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 2: But then it's like, oh my god. 195 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 1: I gotta go back to tell her, and you know, 196 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: she's like, well oh, and she's like they didn't throw me, 197 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: and she's going, look, we don't know each other. But 198 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,199 Speaker 1: and then she gave me her story and I was like, 199 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 1: she didn't even have to go deep. She was like 200 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 1: two lines and I was like, kid, it's fine, like 201 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: just I'm here until I'm done, and she's like, we 202 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 1: will put everything like cute. 203 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 2: She went, so my lord, that is so even more 204 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,319 Speaker 2: eventful than I could have imagined. 205 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 1: I mean, it's like I didn't want to because she's 206 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: the type of person like if I was like, kid, 207 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,439 Speaker 1: I would do this for you, but like I was 208 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,839 Speaker 1: in a nuts two years ago and I have to 209 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: learn to put up boundaries. And I'm sure she would 210 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 1: have been like, oh my god, I. 211 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 2: Totally understand, but like you're like, yeah, all right. 212 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: I mean she's such an artist, bro. You know, like 213 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: it's not like she's like, you know, fucking hey, man, 214 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: what's this going to call? 215 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's trying to come at you from like a 216 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:42,679 Speaker 2: human a. 217 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 1: Human yes, yes, And also just like you know, like 218 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: she she's in a tough spot, like it's it's all 219 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: on her so to speak. So you know, I was 220 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: again it was like, all right, I have a life, 221 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: but what is that fucking matter? And again this is 222 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: like I'm kidding but I don't even know man, Like 223 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,320 Speaker 1: I'm not mad, don't get me wrong, but it's like, 224 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 1: can you imagine how frustrating is Like it's not even 225 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: like well, I've known Twigs forever, man, and she's like 226 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 1: one of my besties. I just like her song, you 227 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,319 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I thought that video was fire. 228 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,200 Speaker 1: So I've always like kind of respected her as an artist. 229 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: And then you know, like like she seems like a 230 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: good person. She's gone through some things, you know publicly 231 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: that like I have always kind of tugged in my 232 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 1: heart strings and whatnot. And you know, so when she 233 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,560 Speaker 1: was like the moment she was like we don't know 234 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,199 Speaker 1: each other. 235 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 5: Like I'm like, oh my god, oh, we don't, but 236 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,640 Speaker 5: I know you, Like I don't know you, but I 237 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:55,599 Speaker 5: know exactly who you are, and that's an artist, and 238 00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:00,200 Speaker 5: like it's probably killing you inside, even fucking not like 239 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 5: she's like this is beneath me, but just like you know, they. 240 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 1: Were trying to do five days of work in one day, 241 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: with choreography, with multiple shots, with multiple costume changes, with 242 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,199 Speaker 1: you know, again, this ain't like a Kevin Smith video 243 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 1: visually stunning, like even the shots me and and Jaker, 244 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: and like. 245 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 2: You're not supposed to say this. 246 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 1: Visually stunning, just visual like you know, the story parts 247 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: where we're talking, just everything looks fucking you know, art 248 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 1: directed and like you know, compositions with an inch of 249 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: its fucking life. So it's just it was like, really, 250 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't know, it was kind of on some level. Yes, 251 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: I had shit to do, but I was like anything 252 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 1: for art. 253 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 2: What a what a crazy saturday? 254 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: You had? So many times I was sitting down there 255 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: because we were in downtown. That's the other thing, Like 256 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 1: I'm downtown Island. I'm like, what the fuck am I 257 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: doing here this Saturday before Christmas? I have so many 258 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 1: things to do and I'm fucking sitting here and again 259 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 1: it's not like yeah, oh my fucking twigs Man, but 260 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: she was in like you know, fucking Clerk's nine. Never 261 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: met her until bad Day. But that's the power of 262 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: like a good artist, because I do like that fucking 263 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: song two weeks quite a bit, because that's a ten 264 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: year old fucking jam. I know it. You know, no, 265 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do more. Yea a very singular voice. 266 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: But that video is also fire where they pull back 267 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: from her very fucking slowly, and she's like Cleopatra and 268 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: there's all those mini dancers and. 269 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 2: She's like her. Her videos are beautiful, very I mean, 270 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 2: it's an amazing dancer too. 271 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 1: It's crazy and the video like all right, I ain't 272 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: gonna spoil ye so much. It's about well, okay, so 273 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: in any event, that's what I wound up doing. 274 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,760 Speaker 2: On You're gonna get a fucking text. 275 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: You can't, then you know, then pay me and then 276 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: I'll be like. 277 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 3: They probably we're good. 278 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 1: And it's not like blackmail. I'm just like I'm not. 279 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: I put up here, I put up an Instagram post 280 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: and a TikTok and I haven't heard from anybody, nobody being. 281 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 2: Like stop it, like did you say you were doing 282 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,840 Speaker 2: a video on your TikTok? 283 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: No, I just said I was making smart What else 284 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 1: would it be? What does she do? I was playing backup, 285 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,800 Speaker 1: so I was on keyboards and shit, I'm. 286 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 2: Like, she could be acting in one of your things. 287 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I ain't shooting anything. Let me tell you 288 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,280 Speaker 1: something after spending because again, was there eight I wound 289 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: up being there ten fucking hours, ten hours on the 290 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 1: Saturday before Christmas. Let me tell you something. One day, 291 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: She's gonna be in a thing of mine just for 292 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: ten hours on one day. 293 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 2: So funny. 294 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: But she was absolutely love it. And it was cool 295 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: to be involved too because I got to like perform 296 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 1: and shit and use words which I never really get 297 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: to do. 298 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 2: Like you got to use words too. 299 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: I tell you something, pain ball reminder. I'm not an actor. 300 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 1: You know who is Jake So so good? Really? Oh 301 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:15,159 Speaker 1: like magic and he does a thing. He does a 302 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 1: lot of things very well, but he does one thing 303 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 1: like insanely well. We're like, oh my god, he could 304 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: play this guy in a bunch of different things, like 305 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: you like, he's he like, I don't want to spoil 306 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,679 Speaker 1: it anyway, he's really fucking he's real good and real funny, 307 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,680 Speaker 1: like real talented and ship like that. And the whole 308 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: time he was like good, and the whole time I 309 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: was measuring myself against him, and I'm like, fuck, I 310 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 1: can't act. I just sound like fucking Kevin Smith. But 311 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 1: I did have to be something that I'm not, which 312 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 1: is like not a nice person and should and I 313 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: was that that was a bit of a performance. But 314 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: I told uh Jake as we were going, man, I 315 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 1: was like, I want to be like you one day 316 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: where like I'm in the scene, I said, I'm just 317 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: waiting to do my lines, thinking like I'm not doing dialogue, 318 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: I'm doing monologues. I'm just waiting for you to stop 319 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,639 Speaker 1: talking so I can do my lines and stuff. So 320 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: I'm not That's how I know I'm not an actor, 321 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,479 Speaker 1: like a real actor. Like when you're acting, you're like 322 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 1: in the moment shit like you were making once upon 323 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,119 Speaker 1: a time in Hollywood and you're in a dumpster and 324 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,159 Speaker 1: didn't you fucking bite a piece of garbage? 325 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, that would never happen to me because I 326 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 4: don't suspend the window of disbelief to the point. 327 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 1: Where I'm like, I am this trash picker and fucking 328 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,639 Speaker 1: here's an apple that's not eating something and take a 329 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: bite of it, never mind the risk of hepatitis. 330 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 2: Food boys and a box really just trying to stand up. 331 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 1: Perhaps a rat was eating. Oh, I know why you 332 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: did it? Believe me, you're like director, hey man, so 333 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,840 Speaker 1: but you but that is you as much as a 334 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 1: part of me is like I'll stand out. You're absorbed 335 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,159 Speaker 1: in the moment, Like you're like, this is what my 336 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 1: character would do. Yes, okay, that would never happen to me. 337 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 1: Like if I'm doing that scene and there's like you know, 338 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: even if somebody was like eat the garbage, I'd be like, 339 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,240 Speaker 1: what can I joke about that? Or I would say, 340 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: like eat, I'm not eating garbage. 341 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 2: You know I'm not eating My acting. 342 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 1: Is like I just say what's happening on the screen, 343 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 1: very somatic. 344 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 4: All right, everyone has captain exposition, eat garbage out of 345 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:47,360 Speaker 4: a dumpster, water, we street urchins. 346 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,960 Speaker 1: I am a Manson girl living in a Mansen world. 347 00:19:54,560 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: Chop chop, oh my god. Point being an actor a voice. 348 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: An actor gets lost in the part or like, isn't 349 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,679 Speaker 1: the moment that ain't me? I know I'm acting and 350 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 1: I'm like trying to hit marks, and I was like, 351 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,639 Speaker 1: didn't they want me to pull a phone out? Fuck? Like, 352 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,159 Speaker 1: acting with props real difficult, And honestly, it's something to 353 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: think about because like I'm like, you know, as announced 354 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,880 Speaker 1: last week, we're going on sitcom where I'd be the lead. 355 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 1: That is so true differences I'm writing that so I 356 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,359 Speaker 1: would write the perfect part for me. I write things 357 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 1: only I know how to say and deliver. Well, that's 358 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: why you're never going to see me be like, you know, 359 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 1: fucking if you cut me, do I not bleed? Like 360 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: I can't do somebody else's ship, But I can write 361 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,240 Speaker 1: me a fucking killer monologue and whip it out myself. 362 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 2: If I wrote it, you should study with game. 363 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,439 Speaker 1: Study with she if no, because I'm not. It's a 364 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: sitcom bro so so I'm not fucking trying to act 365 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: and ship im on Jerry sin felt my way through 366 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 1: that ship. No, I his obvious acting. You know what, 367 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: if I'm meant to be better over time, I'll get better. 368 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: But I think I got this far by being me period. 369 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 1: I'm just saying people in the owner it's like he 370 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: ate in any event. It's something to think about though, 371 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: and my fix though, You're right, I could work with 372 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 1: an acting coach, but instead I'll just write ship that 373 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: I can say, I but convincingly. I honestly think in 374 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 1: her thing like I'm in fact Jordan is that Hemingway 375 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,320 Speaker 1: is the director and he's like a kid, talented kid. 376 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 1: Because I saw the shots he was doing, I'm just 377 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,119 Speaker 1: saying like this would be nice. Like I was like 378 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,199 Speaker 1: it was a fire composition and shit, and you know, 379 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,560 Speaker 1: after one of the takes, he was just like can 380 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:53,600 Speaker 1: you do like maybe like don't do this or whatever. 381 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 1: I was like the notes do less. He's like yeah, 382 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 1: I was like, we'll do because I was I had 383 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 1: a line where it referenced a job and I used 384 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 1: my body to imitate the job, and he was like 385 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,160 Speaker 1: you must have been behind the camera, Like oh my god, 386 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 1: how do I do this? Because not only am I 387 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 1: like a performer in his video, but I'm also like 388 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,119 Speaker 1: a director and ship. But he had no problem being like, 389 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,240 Speaker 1: you know, he didn't used a lot of words to say, 390 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: and I was like, do less music. 391 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 2: I feel like it so big. 392 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,439 Speaker 1: It was like lower prep on that show. She was 393 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 1: just like, I want to ground your character. 394 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 3: But the thing is. 395 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:35,919 Speaker 6: Is that I feel like I've seen you act where 396 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:40,199 Speaker 6: you don't do that, but you just don't choose, but 397 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 6: you do the big big. 398 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,919 Speaker 1: There were lines that were I think you have potential. 399 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: After thirty years, I've been waiting. 400 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 2: To hear that, I think you got something. 401 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 1: Kid Comes from the Chick that Ate the Apple Cores. 402 00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 2: Tarantino movie that I realized a lot. But I just 403 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 2: feel like if you did work with deb or something like, 404 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 2: it could be really cool. 405 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to be a good actor. Why, I 406 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,520 Speaker 1: just want to be an actor. 407 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,200 Speaker 3: No, then then you don't. 408 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,879 Speaker 1: No, I don't here here, let me amend that I 409 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: don't want to be an actor. I just want to 410 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 1: play Kevin Smith, oh lord. And to be fair, like 411 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: you know, it's if I'm behind it, if I'm a 412 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,320 Speaker 1: creator on it, it's easy to craft that in my favor, 413 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: tilt the table in my favor. So I'll only put 414 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,919 Speaker 1: together shit that I know. I can fucking spike the 415 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: ball on and whatnot. But I can do emotional stuff. Yeah, yeah, 416 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 1: I can as needed. But it's a fucking sitcom. Like literally, 417 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,520 Speaker 1: the situation is we're in a comic bookstore. Solved Murders 418 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,959 Speaker 1: in twenty minutes. That's where the com comes from later on. 419 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 1: So there ain't gonna be a whole fuck ton of 420 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 1: just like if you cut me doing that, but it 421 00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: has some tender share, like of course there's there's funny today. 422 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,640 Speaker 1: It's a Christmas show rather than the Boxing Day show. 423 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: Everyone's all tuckered out from fucking opening their gifts. Everyone's 424 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 1: disappointed not getting the ship they wanted. So this is 425 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: something that's got to deliver, right, Yeah, this is the 426 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: Christmas gift. They didn't know what was coming and it 427 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 1: comes all over their face, neck and chest. Somebody out 428 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: there thought it was funny. 429 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaker 3: Why why? 430 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 1: You know what I hear from a lot of people 431 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,439 Speaker 1: were like, I love when you make her fucking cringe. 432 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, no, no one says that the West. 433 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 2: No one has ever said that. 434 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 1: I did a doors thing this week. 435 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,120 Speaker 2: Did somebody say that? 436 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people when I see him in person, honestly, 437 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,119 Speaker 1: no bullshit. There there are a lot of people listening 438 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,800 Speaker 1: to the show way more than I was aware of. Really, Yeah, 439 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 1: because when I'm a clubs now like I was just 440 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,639 Speaker 1: in Portland, there are a bunch of cats who are like, bro, 441 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,679 Speaker 1: I just heard the episode because I was there on 442 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,600 Speaker 1: like a Thursday night. 443 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 2: Shit, whoa, that's crazy, and. 444 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday as well. I'm telling you, get your 445 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,800 Speaker 1: fucking T shirts. You'll be a fucking you'll be like 446 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 1: a goop like millionaire. 447 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 2: I hate when this comes up. 448 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're not working hard enough. Where is 449 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,120 Speaker 1: the fucking licking nuke. I'm gonna talk to both of them, 450 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 1: be like my daughter eats T shirts, like uh, then 451 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:22,280 Speaker 1: she should do it the sooner you get those T 452 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,479 Speaker 1: shirts up. Sooner you're an independent woman. You put them 453 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: a T shirt. Then you sell not at all. Then 454 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: you sell a vagina candle. Candle spells like my don't 455 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,120 Speaker 1: say this candle spells like my vagina that's been done. 456 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 1: But you say, coach Candell and Austin signs it, both 457 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: sign it. That's the other thing. She ain't doing a 458 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,159 Speaker 1: goop man Like I just read an article they had 459 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 1: to get rid of, like onund like ten fifteen percent 460 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,160 Speaker 1: of their staff. They wouldn't do that. If she starts 461 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:57,800 Speaker 1: signing ship just saying, Gwyneth, if you're listening, she's the one. No, 462 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 1: there was the one. 463 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 2: They were like forty. 464 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: Thousand would you rather have a million listeners or one 465 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,440 Speaker 1: very influential listener. 466 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,960 Speaker 2: What a million. 467 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 1: Or one very influential listener? 468 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 2: Who could do? 469 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 1: What? Let your imagination run wild? 470 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 2: What does that mean? 471 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,359 Speaker 1: I don't know. They can open up the door or 472 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 1: something else. Like, let's say it was Gwyneths. 473 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 2: Right if Gwyneth's was legit the only. 474 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 1: Person and legit loved it and didn't care about the metrics. 475 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,439 Speaker 1: Wasn't like how many other people are listening? She was like, 476 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,199 Speaker 1: I stand by the show. This is the this is 477 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: an official Goop podcast if you guys want it to be, 478 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,400 Speaker 1: and I want to do a whole lot of products, 479 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,360 Speaker 1: including the father Dave T shirt, which we will sell 480 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,480 Speaker 1: for one hundred and twenty. 481 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 2: Dollars on something slay. 482 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:01,800 Speaker 1: So you would say, yeah, now what the fuck would I? Now? 483 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 1: She does all that she delivers because she's a big believer. 484 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 1: Nobody else likes this show and so no one likes it. 485 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 2: Oh I thought they just didn't listen to Well, well 486 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 2: they don't. They actively hate it. 487 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 1: No, they're not trying to bring us down, but we 488 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,480 Speaker 1: ain't selling much Goop merchant dollars father Dave T shirt. 489 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 1: People like, what are the fucking nuts? 490 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 2: Also, the Father Dave T shirt is knocking dollars when 491 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,120 Speaker 2: it does come out. I just want to just. 492 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 1: Say that theop store a T shirt would start. It's 493 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,880 Speaker 1: a very light cop. 494 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 3: It's gonna be like five bucks. 495 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 1: No, all right, let me ask you this. Here's another hypothetical. 496 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: But in order to get there, I got to build 497 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,000 Speaker 1: all this. This is Christmas hypothetical, Christmas hypothetical, Christmas time, 498 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: Christmas Christmas time. 499 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 2: I want to tell you about Snoopy and ice. 500 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,120 Speaker 1: But you go because I've been talking a lot. Go ahead, 501 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,680 Speaker 1: I couldn't take a drink. WHOA, what happened? 502 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,360 Speaker 2: What was the hypothetical? 503 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 1: We'll get to it. 504 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 2: Okay, I want to see Snoopy on ice? 505 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,199 Speaker 1: How that happened? 506 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 2: I want Two of my friends also wanted to see 507 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 2: Snoopy on ice at Knots Mary Farm. 508 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 1: It's just coincidental that there's a Snoopy print behind her 509 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: in the background. Yeah, she didn't buy that at Knots. 510 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,920 Speaker 1: I bought that online. And if you're sitting there going, 511 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: what do you mean look at see? Well, watch this 512 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:28,679 Speaker 1: fucking show those smooth watch beardless dickless me at that 513 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 1: Kevin Smith club dot com kids or just listen to it. 514 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: Where we get your podcasts? Tell a friend, please, please, please, 515 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,320 Speaker 1: somebody fucking we can make one hundred and twenty dollar 516 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 1: Father Dave T shirt. Could you imagine, bro, if we 517 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 1: made even ten thousand dollars, even thousand dollars because we 518 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 1: sold ten Father Dave T shirts on the Goop website 519 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: for one hundred and twenty dollars ape. 520 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 2: That's insane. 521 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: I mean, Gwyn's fantastic way of fucking approaching business man. 522 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:15,080 Speaker 1: Just overcharge yeah, for barely luxury items. Okay, So Harley 523 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: and Friends go to Knotsbery Farm and at Knots Very Farm. 524 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: Knots for those who don't know, And how could you 525 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: not know this even if you don't live in the area, 526 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 1: because Knots in Minnesota does the same thing at the 527 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: Mall of America. Knots the Notts brand really yeah has camp. 528 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: Snoopy has long been associated with the Peanuts characters with Snoopy. 529 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,080 Speaker 1: So as the Disney characters are to Disney World and 530 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: ship as the Warner Brothers characters are to a six 531 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,360 Speaker 1: Flags park, so too are the Peanuts characters to the 532 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 1: various Knots enterprises across the country. Notts very farm out here, 533 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 1: literally across the street from where we shot Clerks to. 534 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,640 Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, Oh my gosh. It's also it's right 535 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 2: next to Disneyland. It's like it's like not next to it. 536 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I go down stuff. Yeah, but you're 537 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,440 Speaker 1: not wrong. It was very very close. But they believe 538 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: were there first. 539 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, they were apparently since like nineteen twenty. 540 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, thats has been around because they passed their one hundreds. 541 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,520 Speaker 2: No, maybe even I don't know, but it was a 542 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 2: long time. Yeah, yeah, definitely. 543 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: So now it's very farm because it's Peanuts themed and 544 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:31,800 Speaker 1: Snoopy of course being the king of all that they had. 545 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:37,160 Speaker 1: They have Snoopy oriented entertainment. Harley wound up going to 546 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 1: see Snoopy on Ice. 547 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,760 Speaker 2: I wish you were there. 548 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 1: Wasn't that good? 549 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 550 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 3: It was so fucking fire. Oh my god. 551 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 2: Snoopy came out first of all. Snoopy was hilarious, Like 552 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 2: Snoopy was. 553 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 1: Fucking that's like saying that water is wet. 554 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:03,360 Speaker 2: But Spy is on ice. Remains just king of comedy, 555 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,760 Speaker 2: and he came out wheeled on his coy because he 556 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 2: was His physical comedy was so funny at one point, 557 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,640 Speaker 2: he came down like a s I met. 558 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 1: His social commentary was like, what y'all think about that election? 559 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,160 Speaker 2: Can you imagine? 560 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: No, Snoopy, don't do it. Please, don't go let me 561 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 1: tell you who I voted for. Please, we don't want 562 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,920 Speaker 1: to know. No. 563 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 2: At one point he literally came down like a spiral staircase, 564 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,920 Speaker 2: like kicking his legs in the air and going over 565 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,360 Speaker 2: the railing like. 566 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: And this, mind you, folks, this is a man in a. 567 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 2: Suit or woman, Yes, somebody in a suit. 568 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,680 Speaker 1: But also in ice skates coming yes stairs, So wow, impressive, 569 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 1: so present for any ice skater, let alone one wearing 570 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,160 Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty pounds of Snoopy. 571 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 2: Absolutely astonishing to be honest, So like Snoopy was so funny? 572 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: Was every character from the Peanuts represented, or at least 573 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: the main ones? Was there? Charlie Brown? 574 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,360 Speaker 3: There was a Charlie Brown. 575 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 2: There was not a Lucy actually because. 576 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 1: I could see them part in the football away, but 577 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: I guess that would. They don't want people falling down. 578 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 1: Did anybody fall down on purpose on the ice, like 579 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: you know, like Snoopy, you know, spins out for some 580 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 1: fucking reason? 581 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Peppermint Patty was represented. Was Ann 582 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 2: was on skates. I don't know if Charlie Brown was 583 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 2: on skates. There was like a little stage around the 584 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 2: skating ring. Yeah, some of them just came out. Linus 585 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 2: came out and there was a full in the middle there. 586 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 2: It's like Snoopy and. 587 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,600 Speaker 1: Field Place get moist. Everyone's like, he's my favorite. 588 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,560 Speaker 2: Actually, yes, this Linus's part was the highlight of the 589 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 2: show for a selection of people. 590 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 1: But that in a moment, I bet you, because it 591 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: was very Christian. 592 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,760 Speaker 2: It was so fucking Christian out of nowhere, and I 593 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck out of nowhere? 594 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 1: If you know you're Charlie Brown, due the Charlie Brown. 595 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: Charlie Brown Christmas has a stop the program moment where 596 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,280 Speaker 1: the spotlight hits Linus and he literally reads the biblical 597 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 1: past that happened. That's what it. So it's not without 598 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: without precedent. 599 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,640 Speaker 2: I wasn't familiar, and so I was so confused. 600 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,960 Speaker 3: You were like I kept looking at my friends. 601 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 1: Like just the just the dog believe in Jesus. 602 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 2: I just sneak God. 603 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:45,280 Speaker 1: And also this is because it's Christmas. All that information 604 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,440 Speaker 1: comes from the New Testament of the Bible, meaning it's 605 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 1: very Christian. I don't know what was going on. If 606 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 1: I was in the audience and I was Jewish, I'd 607 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,520 Speaker 1: be like, huh Jesus, huh, Birth of the Savior huh? 608 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,600 Speaker 1: Or still waiting for the side the ship dog. 609 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 2: Bro There were white doves that came out. 610 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: That's not biblical. 611 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,319 Speaker 3: It was during the church. 612 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,440 Speaker 1: Was it during his fucking Prince sol Snoopy shredded on 613 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 1: when doves cry and they released a bunch of yellow 614 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,560 Speaker 1: woodstocks into the air. It was woodstock. 615 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,399 Speaker 2: Hebby fire. 616 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 1: No. 617 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 2: Woodstock was a puppet. 618 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,360 Speaker 1: Excellent choice. Excellent choice because if they put a giant 619 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 1: human in a suit, yeah, I was like the dimension. 620 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:33,279 Speaker 2: However, it would not featured enough sock was only like 621 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,640 Speaker 2: in one song pretty much. 622 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 1: You gotta say that, leave him want more? 623 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:37,919 Speaker 3: I did? 624 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,759 Speaker 1: There you go bugging you're the type of person now 625 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 1: write in dear not how about an all woodstock show 626 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,920 Speaker 1: and they're like, you know what? They were threaded the 627 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,920 Speaker 1: needle and we caught a fucking fish. 628 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:50,799 Speaker 2: There was. 629 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. 630 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 2: There was Linus in his religious section, which was really intense. 631 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,719 Speaker 2: Out of nowhere, and Lo. 632 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 1: The angels showed the shepherds the North Star, and they said, 633 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 1: what of this child that is born? 634 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 2: Audience, Yes, like that he has for you because. 635 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: You're you're also like not versed in that, like for example, 636 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,239 Speaker 1: that that you know is the gospel Christmas Eve or 637 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,359 Speaker 1: Christmas Day, it comes from one of the Matthew Mark 638 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,560 Speaker 1: lucer John's if I remember my Bible correctly, I feel 639 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,920 Speaker 1: like Luke did a lot of the Young Jesus stuff 640 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: that they pull a lot of the Christmas things from, 641 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 1: so I wouldn't bump into it other than well, this 642 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: is off awfully non secular. I was. I was just 643 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 1: but it is on bring. 644 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 2: Taken by surprise. You would snoopy on ice. 645 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,239 Speaker 1: You wouldn't see that at like if they did a 646 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,880 Speaker 1: Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on ice or you know it's the 647 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,400 Speaker 1: Eastern Beagle Charlie Brown and ice. They did not have 648 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,759 Speaker 1: religious references, but the very first Peanuts thing, since it 649 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 1: was Christmas, they took a moment where like Linus is 650 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,840 Speaker 1: on the stage, they didn't spotlight and he literally reads scripture. 651 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,719 Speaker 2: I wish you saw this, so fucking. 652 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 1: The audience go nuts for it, like positively. 653 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:13,800 Speaker 2: People were cheering so loud, louder than the whole ass 654 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,960 Speaker 2: rest of the show. 655 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 1: Jesus don't miss a strong brand that's been around for 656 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: a long time and Americans love him. Jesus. 657 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,720 Speaker 2: The word Lord or the name or whatever. When Lord 658 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,600 Speaker 2: was mentioned, people lost their ship. 659 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,800 Speaker 1: Would be fair crazy, could be this is just a theory. 660 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: I'm the thro out there. Could be that, like a 661 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 1: religious school came. It was from all these. 662 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,279 Speaker 2: To come in and it was Oh, by the way, 663 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,240 Speaker 2: this was the most It was a huge fucking theater. 664 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,440 Speaker 2: I don't know, a huge fucking theater. I don't know 665 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,040 Speaker 2: how many people, but like, definitely. 666 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 1: They're doing a nice shakes. 667 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,279 Speaker 2: Hundred to eight hundred maybe more, pretty impressive, probably more. 668 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,759 Speaker 2: There was a lot of people shows per day or 669 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,200 Speaker 2: just one three shows per day. And also people are 670 00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 2: doing fucking work on like flying around the room on 671 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,720 Speaker 2: the silk things that hang from the ceiling. 672 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,840 Speaker 1: People not in costumes. Yeah, this was a whole production. 673 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 2: This was an absolutely stunning show. But it was it 674 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,400 Speaker 2: was fully worth going to. I mean I wanted to 675 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 2: go to an Osbury farm. Obviously. I also met Snoopy, 676 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,760 Speaker 2: so that was really cool. 677 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,719 Speaker 1: I say this step aside. Vincent Camby The New York 678 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,240 Speaker 1: Times has a New theater critic, and she is Harley 679 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:57,120 Speaker 1: Quinn Smith, because what's a fire eloquent review of a 680 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,719 Speaker 1: live event. You tune into beardless, dickless need to find 681 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,400 Speaker 1: out what's happening in the world of hot La tell you. 682 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,000 Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, I love that show because 683 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,160 Speaker 1: his daughter lives in Hollywood. She got her finger on 684 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,360 Speaker 1: the fucking polls. So I'm going to listen to the 685 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,239 Speaker 1: Christmas show. It's boxing. Gather on the edge. Let's see 686 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 1: what she's recommending. Snoopy on ice. It's a solidly entertaining guitar. 687 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,840 Speaker 2: If you're really looking to know what's cool in Los 688 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,240 Speaker 2: Angeles amongst. 689 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,359 Speaker 1: Young people, They're like, this, motherfucker man, she said that 690 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,400 Speaker 1: with no hint of irony. It was not meant to 691 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,279 Speaker 1: be ironic. That's good, that's a cool idea. By the 692 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: time they hear it, they're like, he's not doing it 693 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,600 Speaker 1: because it's on ice and it's Christmas. Christmas till like. 694 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 2: January fifth, so there's still time. It's a it's a 695 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,160 Speaker 2: Christmas scene Christmas. 696 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: Theme show, but a Christian Christmas theme show that which 697 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,440 Speaker 1: just a weird part goes to that side. It's kind 698 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,280 Speaker 1: of redundant christ It's right in the name Christmas. 699 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,920 Speaker 2: I just wasn't seeing it coming, Like. 700 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: They just hide it by burying the mask part. 701 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,520 Speaker 2: Wasn't in the religious part though, he was. 702 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,680 Speaker 1: He stays very snoopy, very secular. Yeah, he's like, Look. 703 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,879 Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to. I respect what you're doing, 704 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,680 Speaker 2: but I don't want. 705 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,759 Speaker 1: To be a big separation between church and dog. 706 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 2: I have a big complaint though about the show about 707 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,239 Speaker 2: not enough me. 708 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,520 Speaker 1: I wish I was the lead. 709 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,400 Speaker 2: I know, I don't look so fucking scary when like. 710 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,239 Speaker 1: What if they offered you it's just a seasonal job. 711 00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:34,600 Speaker 1: So it's only from Thanksgiving until whatever second week of January. 712 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,279 Speaker 1: The part of Lucy, but it's a live part, not 713 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,960 Speaker 1: wearing a suit. 714 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,120 Speaker 2: Am I on skates? 715 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:48,359 Speaker 1: No, you getcause that's not possible. But like it's you 716 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,800 Speaker 1: as Lucy and they put Lucy on hair on you 717 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,560 Speaker 1: and you got the Lucy blue dress. 718 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,800 Speaker 2: There just wasn't It wasn't. 719 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,920 Speaker 1: Bro, I'm remaking the show. Don't try to fit it into. 720 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,840 Speaker 2: What you're remaking it. 721 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:06,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, not die. Look, may I paraphrase Fka Twigs? 722 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:12,319 Speaker 1: Of course, just let yourself go artistically and imagine, reimagine 723 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:18,680 Speaker 1: if will a show where you are Lucy as yourself? 724 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,120 Speaker 1: No not, what does those costumes call them character costume 725 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: or whatever? Fuck yeah, what do you call them in Disney? 726 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,600 Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't, I can't. There's face character. 727 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:33,520 Speaker 1: It's not a face character. You're it's you in an outfit, 728 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,080 Speaker 1: and Charlie Brown is a face character. And you will 729 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: be doing the classic pull the football away. You'll be 730 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,799 Speaker 1: in three numbers. How long was the show an? Howur like? 731 00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:43,960 Speaker 2: Forty minutes? 732 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Three numbers? And now you know what 733 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,080 Speaker 1: to no? Three for sure three because they're gonna capitalize 734 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,400 Speaker 1: on this. Three of the numbers in forty minutes, including 735 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,520 Speaker 1: and one of the numbers isn't a whole song and dance, 736 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,840 Speaker 1: it's just you literally doing the classic pull the football 737 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,080 Speaker 1: out from under Charlie round bit and he goes onto 738 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,680 Speaker 1: his back that kind of thing. You call him a blockhead. 739 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,680 Speaker 1: One of the fucking things is you in your booth 740 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,440 Speaker 1: the doctor is in psychiatric help and you sing a 741 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:17,960 Speaker 1: song about uh trauma. Hey man, if they could take 742 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,480 Speaker 1: fucking ten minutes off to be like I'm lo and 743 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:26,319 Speaker 1: behold the Lord came to here's some church. Now here's 744 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,600 Speaker 1: a little bit of science. So for that, you sing, 745 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 1: you know about trauma and how to get over it. 746 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: Shit like that. This cute song. It's snappy, but at 747 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,640 Speaker 1: the same time, people like this is real. It's about 748 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,160 Speaker 1: as real as the moment where the spotlight. It's like this, 749 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,400 Speaker 1: but an whole different way, bro was. You're not going 750 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,160 Speaker 1: to get a huge cheer from the crowd, but just 751 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,279 Speaker 1: know that it's the good work. Like kids are gonna 752 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,319 Speaker 1: go home going like, hey man, that spoke to me, 753 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,560 Speaker 1: not even knowing about it until years later. 754 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,600 Speaker 2: I wish we could. I wish you could see it 755 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,240 Speaker 2: so bad. 756 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,400 Speaker 1: It's a song that doesn't necessarily sell psychiatry because that 757 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,840 Speaker 1: would worry the religious people. But it makes it okay 758 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,200 Speaker 1: to talk to people about your problems, right, But we 759 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,560 Speaker 1: have to include a bit about like or your pastor, 760 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,640 Speaker 1: you know, for those folks who are fucking jeering the 761 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,040 Speaker 1: next four years, and your pastor to everything is yes, 762 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:21,040 Speaker 1: end in any of them they're paying. So it's let 763 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,839 Speaker 1: me see all of December you're looking at. That's sir, 764 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,480 Speaker 1: eight weeks of work. It's a dog outside. Eight weeks 765 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:35,360 Speaker 1: of work, five K week, So it's a forty grand 766 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:40,439 Speaker 1: holiday job. Four weeks you said eight weeks? Oh, eight, 767 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,280 Speaker 1: two weeks from like Thanksgiving? All the dollars a week, 768 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,319 Speaker 1: five thousand a week not enough? 769 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that is enough. 770 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,759 Speaker 1: Merry Christmas is the time to go. 771 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Speaker 3: Well, well then you're going to dinner. 772 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,320 Speaker 1: I mean it's something. 773 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:06,680 Speaker 3: Really duty calls. 774 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,200 Speaker 1: But wait before that happens. 775 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I do it. I do it. 776 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,360 Speaker 1: Five thousand a week. Yeah, you have to put it 777 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:19,000 Speaker 1: in all your soli. Yeah, it's being sold on your 778 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:23,080 Speaker 1: name and yoga's there's Harley Quinn Smith as Lucy. You're 779 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,120 Speaker 1: a celebrity. It's like when Rosie O'Donnell was in Greece, 780 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,800 Speaker 1: or when Brooke Shields in Greece, or when was Olivia 781 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,080 Speaker 1: Holt was in fucking like Chicago or something. Ship Harley 782 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:39,840 Speaker 1: Quinn Smith in SPI on ice eight weeks only fuck, 783 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,640 Speaker 1: you know, and you've got to actively promote it and 784 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,160 Speaker 1: ship and they're like, can you do a few like 785 00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,080 Speaker 1: tiktoks about it, like every. 786 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,160 Speaker 3: Day every day? 787 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,440 Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, five thousand bucks a week though you're 788 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,799 Speaker 1: gonna walk away five times eight forty k. 789 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,280 Speaker 3: But I have to lost multiple tiktoks a day. 790 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,000 Speaker 1: All right, multiple a week. It's seven a week, one 791 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:05,200 Speaker 1: day in a week now, no, yes, they'll give you an. 792 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,640 Speaker 2: I'm not doing it why because I don't want to 793 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,520 Speaker 2: be on the internet that much. 794 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,120 Speaker 1: But you won't be. It's just in your stories. No, no, no, 795 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,719 Speaker 1: not in your it's in your story though, did we 796 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,799 Speaker 1: just that's okay? Right, comes and goes. 797 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,880 Speaker 2: You said a full TikTok. The effort that goes into making. 798 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,160 Speaker 1: On your instagrams you can put in stories. You can 799 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,120 Speaker 1: also just put it on your Instagram in your TikTok 800 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:37,160 Speaker 1: stories as well. One post per week in feed, so 801 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,800 Speaker 1: main feed eight by the end of this, yes, only 802 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,560 Speaker 1: eight posts, and you know three four of them you're 803 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,080 Speaker 1: wearing the lucy outfit. So for the first at least 804 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,720 Speaker 1: two posts, people are like, oh, that's hysterical. By post 805 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,200 Speaker 1: four there you're still doing this. Yeah, my god, I'm 806 00:44:53,239 --> 00:45:01,520 Speaker 1: thirsty much peanut fuck? Fuck, there's more dignity and make 807 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:02,280 Speaker 1: another Jane. 808 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:09,080 Speaker 2: So I think it has to be really yeah, I 809 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,439 Speaker 2: don't like this one, all. 810 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,680 Speaker 1: Right, So you come to me and you tell me, 811 00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,319 Speaker 1: and I'm like, please do this for me. I will 812 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,799 Speaker 1: go to every performance to watch me, Lucy. This is 813 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:22,239 Speaker 1: a lifelong combination of I love the Peanuts, I love you, 814 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,840 Speaker 1: and seeing you as Lucy as something I never imagined 815 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,759 Speaker 1: i'd what a gift this is. So you know, I 816 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,000 Speaker 1: know it's a lot to ask for your socials for 817 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,799 Speaker 1: some fucking reason, but like I think, you please do this. 818 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,279 Speaker 2: Please just do this? Would you do it if it 819 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,279 Speaker 2: really meant a lot? 820 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,080 Speaker 1: Like this is the only thing you can get me 821 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,279 Speaker 1: for Christmas for the rest of my life? 822 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,839 Speaker 3: Is this in every year? 823 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,800 Speaker 1: Thing or just and it's like You're never on the 824 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,839 Speaker 1: hook ever again for the rest of my life. I'll 825 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,560 Speaker 1: always be like, oh you played Lucy that one Christmas. 826 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:55,880 Speaker 2: It means that much to you. 827 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,600 Speaker 1: Of course, awesome, thank you. Then you find out. 828 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:09,000 Speaker 7: How did I know the content for like months on 829 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,880 Speaker 7: my TikTok and it's fire people like this is fucking hysterical, 830 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,120 Speaker 7: Like look at Lucy. 831 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,400 Speaker 3: So then you're making fun of me. 832 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,480 Speaker 1: I'm like blockhead, which is what Charlie Brown, and I'm 833 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: getting the fucking hits man. I'm getting like Jake Shane 834 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,000 Speaker 1: hits man. I got like three million followers on TikTok 835 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,759 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and ship that is so fuck 836 00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:35,200 Speaker 1: you did it for the right reasons because you love me, 837 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:41,520 Speaker 1: but you are a snake. That's what's good. You know. 838 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,719 Speaker 1: It raises all boats and ship so because they get 839 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,600 Speaker 1: a lot of TikTok listeners, then people like what is 840 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,040 Speaker 1: beerless stickless? What? And so we get a lot more 841 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,640 Speaker 1: listeners and ships and then they go down the rabbit 842 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,680 Speaker 1: hole and they're like, oh my god, this is funny. 843 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,040 Speaker 1: So it all works out. 844 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,480 Speaker 2: So it all works out in the end, except that 845 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,160 Speaker 2: I just have I carry animosity to were for the rest. 846 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,440 Speaker 1: But sometimes you're like, you know, what business is business? 847 00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,680 Speaker 2: Did you explain it to me as a business plan? 848 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,840 Speaker 1: No? But it's just how it worked out, So it's okay, 849 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 1: Like you know, you're like, you know, one day you're like, 850 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,680 Speaker 1: I used to be worried about this ship, but like 851 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,160 Speaker 1: he's right, it's just fucking business that worked out. Nobody 852 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,279 Speaker 1: gives a ship. There ain't no fucking the world. 853 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,160 Speaker 2: And then I think I would probably end up presenting 854 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,040 Speaker 2: you a little bit. 855 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,120 Speaker 1: But the money and the fucking you know, because even 856 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:33,400 Speaker 1: though I made a lot of it from my tiktoks, 857 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:38,279 Speaker 1: my expense, but you brought in expensed a little bit 858 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,880 Speaker 1: but you brought in a bunch of new audience, a 859 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,280 Speaker 1: bunch of listeners, and so like our show got bigger, 860 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,400 Speaker 1: the ad rates got more and shipped, so like you 861 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:49,440 Speaker 1: benefited from it. 862 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,040 Speaker 2: Do you know what you sound like right now? 863 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,720 Speaker 1: Remember last week? 864 00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:00,799 Speaker 2: How I hear you? I don't know how do you 865 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,799 Speaker 2: do that? 866 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,040 Speaker 1: That's all you're hearing right now? 867 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, right now? That's what. 868 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:26,120 Speaker 1: You can't live with that deal though? Right? Well, there 869 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,760 Speaker 1: it is. It's a Christmas miracle. 870 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,640 Speaker 2: Take your fucking stupid plan and get out of here. 871 00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:34,120 Speaker 3: This is your house. 872 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:40,440 Speaker 1: Believe the miracle of boxing. There it is. Kids, that's 873 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,719 Speaker 1: that's your quasi Chris Christmas Show. Now, isn't the last 874 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:50,160 Speaker 1: show before the oh yeah, the new year? Because one 875 00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:54,120 Speaker 1: week from today, one week from the twenty sixth is 876 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,759 Speaker 1: let me make sure, look I think so wait so 877 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,919 Speaker 1: this six Yes, this is the last episode of the year. 878 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,320 Speaker 1: The next episode happens like on like the day after 879 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,120 Speaker 1: New Year's Yeah, it's on the day of January second. 880 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,719 Speaker 2: So all you, Dick, let's have a great rest of 881 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,160 Speaker 2: your year. 882 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,000 Speaker 1: People didn't hear that others dropping this episode. 883 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,360 Speaker 2: The listeners of the show are called. 884 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:27,040 Speaker 1: Yeah man, listen, Dick let's have a merry Christmas, have 885 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,560 Speaker 1: a happy or happy holiday, they say in fucking England. 886 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:40,560 Speaker 1: Happy Christmas. Oh happy Christmas at uh, merry Christmas and 887 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:46,560 Speaker 1: thanks for listening all year. When did we start? September? 888 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,920 Speaker 2: I think is when I dropped when the movie came 889 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,759 Speaker 2: out September, when I. 890 00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:55,440 Speaker 1: Was on Septmer, So September, October, November, December, January. So 891 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,000 Speaker 1: we've been doing it for like four months. 892 00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:01,280 Speaker 4: That's crazy consistently on, like vegan abatwa. 893 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:06,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, look at us. Go that's a Christmas miracle. That 894 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,759 Speaker 1: is that's the story of Christmas right there. That's what 895 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,319 Speaker 1: it's about. Can hit lineus with a spotlight. Let him 896 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,839 Speaker 1: tell that fucking story and lo and behold a man 897 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,560 Speaker 1: and his daughter, a boy and a girl and her 898 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:26,960 Speaker 1: dad did a podcast that lasted four months. Oh there 899 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,600 Speaker 1: it is kids. 900 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,040 Speaker 2: This is just the beginning. 901 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,960 Speaker 1: It is just the beginning. That's the way to think 902 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:35,359 Speaker 1: of it. Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, and happy New Year. 903 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,719 Speaker 1: Happy New Year as well. For beardless stickles me, I'm 904 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,560 Speaker 1: Kevin and. 905 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,839 Speaker 2: I'm Harley Quinsmith, and. 906 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:59,360 Speaker 1: Go have a beardless dickless holiday. 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