Speaker 1: Ho ho, Merry Christmas, and welcome back to white beardless
Speaker 1: as in Santa dickless me. I'm Kevin Smith, I'm Harley Quinn.
Speaker 1: That's right, it's the spirit of Christmas. Harley just woke up.
Speaker 1: She was visited by three fucking ghosts in the night.
Speaker 1: She whipped some fucking coins at me and said, go
Speaker 1: buy a goose, old man, And I was like, for
Speaker 1: fucking seventy five cents, like goose calls a lot more
Speaker 1: than that, And aren't you vegan? She said, notts anymore
Speaker 1: the ghosts and dissippused me of that notion. Let's say
Speaker 1: goose and cow blood for Christmas. Wow, that's called the
Speaker 1: Harley Carroll. I'm working on it still. I'm work shopping it.
Speaker 2: You really took me there.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm not Charles Dickens, but I can be
Speaker 1: Kevin Dick with Charles dick I ain't Charles Dickens, but
Speaker 1: I can be Chuck dick. There. You go. Took three drafts, you.
Speaker 2: Got to them, You got there, ultimate you got there.
Speaker 1: Kids, It ain't Christmas. That was yesterday. If you're listening
Speaker 1: to this one the day it's supposed to go up,
Speaker 1: then it's boxing Day. Do you know what boxing day is?
Speaker 2: It's in Australia, Australia, a bunch of countries that ain't America.
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna do all three ostrabri in a
Speaker 1: lot of English speaking territories that are not the United States.
Speaker 1: Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when people are
Speaker 1: boxing up there fucking ship right, So it's like we're
Speaker 1: done with Christmas. That's when all the sales happen.
Speaker 2: Mmm, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: So boxing Day is like in England, Like fucking if
Speaker 1: we were in London and he went to was that
Speaker 1: fucking prods? Wow, oh fucking there'd be there'd be Boxing
Speaker 1: Day up your fucking British ass. They won't let ours,
Speaker 1: as they say they it's bigger in Christmas in some ways,
Speaker 1: man like Happy Christmas. But then they're like, oh it's
Speaker 1: motherfucking boxing day. Fucking cock me, motherfucker football is Boxing
Speaker 1: Day is going away? Wait? Wait wait wait wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's he's that thing. I think it is. They do
Speaker 1: it in sports, like for foot, for football, I think yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: really yeah. I think the first time I ever heard
Speaker 1: it was in the office, the British office, and who
Speaker 1: was it. Garrett was talking to his boy Augie on
Speaker 1: the phone. He's going, okay, okay, okay, okay, Oka wait
Speaker 1: oait okay okay okay. But I think it's a like
Speaker 1: a football thing in any event, that's my go to Brett.
Speaker 1: And if a magician asked to explain his trick, or
Speaker 1: a comic hast to explain his joke, it all falls apart.
Speaker 1: Let's just accept what it is a very good impression
Speaker 1: of a British maybe midlander, No, not midlander. I hung
Speaker 1: out with a Midlander on Saturday f K Twigs, so fucking.
Speaker 3: Rare pairing of all time.
Speaker 1: You think it was random?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: I was like, how did one point? I had to
Speaker 1: ask somebody how didn't I wind up here? I was
Speaker 1: hoping somebody'd be like, she likes you, but I don't
Speaker 1: even think she knew who I was. But she was
Speaker 1: very sweet. She did come over and she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Kevin, thank you for doing this on Christmas weekend.
Speaker 1: Very sweet. But you know, she's an actress, so she
Speaker 1: could be like, who's this name? Kevin Helloa, But she's
Speaker 1: from Birmingham, so she had a who's the dude? I
Speaker 1: guess somebody Robert was the dance instructure. She had dancers.
Speaker 1: It's fucking very artie.
Speaker 2: Were you dancing?
Speaker 1: No, there was, She had professional dancers. All of them
Speaker 1: were fucking mind bendingly impressive. Like, oh yeah, there's something special.
Speaker 2: She's such an amazing dancer.
Speaker 1: Oh and an incredible just artist, right, like when I say,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of us are artists, so to speak,
Speaker 1: but she's like an artist. She's all about the artistry
Speaker 1: and the look of it, not just the sound of it,
Speaker 1: but like the fucking it's like, it's very cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very cool. And I was a big fan of
Speaker 1: two Weeks, which is a ten year old fucking track,
Speaker 1: But that's what somebody was Like. John Gordon was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm friends with He goes, do you know f K Twigs?
Speaker 2: And You're like, oh yeah, and it's like.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it worked, but I don't know
Speaker 1: personally and stuff. And he goes, she's shooting music video
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and they need they asked that he goes,
Speaker 1: They asked if you would come be in it, And
Speaker 1: so I didn't dig deeper, like, oh, did they just
Speaker 1: say do you know anybody fucking quasis? For a role.
Speaker 1: He said they asked specifically for me.
Speaker 2: So I wonder when the when the vision, the collab vision.
Speaker 2: I think it had to have Smith fka.
Speaker 1: I think it had to have a lot to do
Speaker 1: with Like there was no list, but if there was,
Speaker 1: I was way down and being that it's a Saturday
Speaker 1: before Christmas, you're not going to get a bunch of yeses.
Speaker 1: You'd get a lot of yes but like, oh yes,
Speaker 1: but I have to me. I was just like, sure
Speaker 1: should We talked to boy Jordan as my manager, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just exed dementia. So I showed
Speaker 1: up and I was there a long time. But I
Speaker 1: met this kid, Jake Shane. He's a Jacob Chaine. He
Speaker 1: does a podcast called Therapists.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, not personally, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: know therap he does like really funny.
Speaker 1: He's got huge on textas Jake Shane is it.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know, but I know Therapists.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I thought you were like that. Yeah, funny
Speaker 1: as fuck. He's dude on like TikTok who does like
Speaker 1: The funny one I watched was it was George Washington
Speaker 1: getting his photo taken for the dollar bill and he
Speaker 1: comes in into George Washington wig and he just sounds
Speaker 1: like it's he's on his phone. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is such an honor. He goes sorry the wife.
Speaker 1: He's like, yes, Martha, I will, and so he puts
Speaker 1: the phone down. It's just like okay. So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: like he does the books because then and then like
Speaker 1: one of these and then he grabs a strawberry. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's playful like this and if guy blew up huge.
Speaker 1: So he was telling me the story. He's like, I
Speaker 1: was somebody's assistant. I started making TikTok. He goes historical
Speaker 1: TikTok jokes and he's going, I blew up. So he's
Speaker 1: got like three million of TikTok. He played that he
Speaker 1: was in the video too. I shouldn't say what we played,
Speaker 1: but it's funny. And I just met him and I
Speaker 1: didn't know who he was, but we blended.
Speaker 2: Really are you I'm supposed to say, you're in the
Speaker 2: video I did on my socials bro, he probably would
Speaker 2: have paid you, and they probably have to pay you
Speaker 2: on paperwork.
Speaker 1: Not a thing. I mean, I probably shouldn't be saying this,
Speaker 1: but I didn't seriously, it was some whole thing was
Speaker 1: like not sus because there were cameras, it was happening.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like fucking you know, Punked twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: and somebody pops up and be like, oh snap, dumb mass.
Speaker 1: They were doing a real thing and shit. So she
Speaker 1: was delightful. So anyway, long story shirt she had dancers
Speaker 1: in the video and oh yeah, the guy who was
Speaker 1: the choreographer and shit, who was like, oh so it's
Speaker 1: this this, this, this, this therapus. No that the real
Speaker 1: guy choreography the real video. His name, I guess was Robert,
Speaker 1: because all day long she was like Robert, Robert, Robert. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not even doing it justice because she's from Birmingham.
Speaker 1: And then I, you know, at one point I was
Speaker 1: because she was talking about blah blah blah and she
Speaker 1: was like, I'm from Bingham and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I played there, and she was like you played and
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, like me and Jay do shows
Speaker 1: and stuff. And I looked at it up because I
Speaker 1: couldn't remember the name of the theater, and I just
Speaker 1: it's fine. I just googled, like, uh, Jane Silent Bob, Birmingham,
Speaker 1: and a theater came up, said Lyric theater, so it
Speaker 1: was like Lyric theater ring a bell and she's like no,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, that's fucked up because it
Speaker 1: was a pretty big venue. And then I looked and
Speaker 1: that was Birmingham, Alabama, so I was like Birmingham, UK
Speaker 1: and it was the O two and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm my bad. It was the O two. She goes
Speaker 1: heard of it. She was very sweet and good, really good,
Speaker 1: like yeah, like in the because it's not it's a
Speaker 1: it's a music video, but there's like dialogue in it,
Speaker 1: so it sounds like a whole ass year.
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to be saying that.
Speaker 1: I'm not revealing shit, I'm just doing it. I know
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to shut We're fine. I can't imagine again,
Speaker 1: like there were no rules. There was like no like
Speaker 1: you can't talk about you know what I'm saying. Like
Speaker 1: she was like, I was like at the end, I
Speaker 1: was like, let's take pictures like oh my god, yes
Speaker 1: and bang bang bang, and there's no like don't put
Speaker 1: this up ever until the video said nothing so totally
Speaker 1: and again I was there like I was I told
Speaker 1: him like a certain point, like because we I shot
Speaker 1: early in the day and then like not for hours,
Speaker 1: and then another shot and then not for hours. At
Speaker 1: one point I saw a dude and I was like,
Speaker 1: just to give everyone heads up, like I'm wheels up
Speaker 1: at five and the guy's like what and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been sitting around three hours, but like I am.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god. They talk somebody, and so
Speaker 1: they went to you know, talk to somebody and then
Speaker 1: they came back, one of the producers or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he came back and he was like, okay, like I'm
Speaker 1: just finding out about this and like, you know, our
Speaker 1: day has been crazy and blah blah blah. Is there
Speaker 1: anyway how can I buy you? Until like six o'clock
Speaker 1: And I was like, I like, kids, I got a life, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've been here for hours now, like so
Speaker 1: I just like, yeah, I gotta go with five. Because
Speaker 1: when I was in the nuthouse, one of the fucking
Speaker 1: things they stressed, like the reason that I wound up
Speaker 1: in the nuthouse is because I just say yes, like
Speaker 1: it's whatever you need before what I need. So you know,
Speaker 1: I had to throw up a boundary because it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: I got some shit to do.
Speaker 2: Proud of you.
Speaker 1: Then Twigs came in the room, Oh my, and I
Speaker 1: was like, she goes hi, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're not throwing you at me, are they, because that's
Speaker 1: of course what you do, like first the producers make
Speaker 1: their run.
Speaker 2: But then it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to tell her, and you know,
Speaker 1: she's like, well oh, and she's like they didn't throw me,
Speaker 1: and she's going, look, we don't know each other. But
Speaker 1: and then she gave me her story and I was like,
Speaker 1: she didn't even have to go deep. She was like
Speaker 1: two lines and I was like, kid, it's fine, like
Speaker 1: just I'm here until I'm done, and she's like, we
Speaker 1: will put everything like cute.
Speaker 2: She went, so my lord, that is so even more
Speaker 2: eventful than I could have imagined.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like I didn't want to because she's
Speaker 1: the type of person like if I was like, kid,
Speaker 1: I would do this for you, but like I was
Speaker 1: in a nuts two years ago and I have to
Speaker 1: learn to put up boundaries. And I'm sure she would
Speaker 1: have been like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 2: Totally understand, but like you're like, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I mean she's such an artist, bro. You know, like
Speaker 1: it's not like she's like, you know, fucking hey, man,
Speaker 1: what's this going to call?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's trying to come at you from like a
Speaker 2: human a.
Speaker 1: Human yes, yes, And also just like you know, like
Speaker 1: she she's in a tough spot, like it's it's all
Speaker 1: on her so to speak. So you know, I was
Speaker 1: again it was like, all right, I have a life,
Speaker 1: but what is that fucking matter? And again this is
Speaker 1: like I'm kidding but I don't even know man, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not mad, don't get me wrong, but it's like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine how frustrating is Like it's not even
Speaker 1: like well, I've known Twigs forever, man, and she's like
Speaker 1: one of my besties. I just like her song, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I thought that video was fire.
Speaker 1: So I've always like kind of respected her as an artist.
Speaker 1: And then you know, like like she seems like a
Speaker 1: good person. She's gone through some things, you know publicly
Speaker 1: that like I have always kind of tugged in my
Speaker 1: heart strings and whatnot. And you know, so when she
Speaker 1: was like the moment she was like we don't know
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, oh my god, oh, we don't, but
Speaker 5: I know you, Like I don't know you, but I
Speaker 5: know exactly who you are, and that's an artist, and
Speaker 5: like it's probably killing you inside, even fucking not like
Speaker 5: she's like this is beneath me, but just like you know, they.
Speaker 1: Were trying to do five days of work in one day,
Speaker 1: with choreography, with multiple shots, with multiple costume changes, with
Speaker 1: you know, again, this ain't like a Kevin Smith video
Speaker 1: visually stunning, like even the shots me and and Jaker,
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to say this.
Speaker 1: Visually stunning, just visual like you know, the story parts
Speaker 1: where we're talking, just everything looks fucking you know, art
Speaker 1: directed and like you know, compositions with an inch of
Speaker 1: its fucking life. So it's just it was like, really,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was kind of on some level. Yes,
Speaker 1: I had shit to do, but I was like anything
Speaker 1: for art.
Speaker 2: What a what a crazy saturday?
Speaker 1: You had? So many times I was sitting down there
Speaker 1: because we were in downtown. That's the other thing, Like
Speaker 1: I'm downtown Island. I'm like, what the fuck am I
Speaker 1: doing here this Saturday before Christmas? I have so many
Speaker 1: things to do and I'm fucking sitting here and again
Speaker 1: it's not like yeah, oh my fucking twigs Man, but
Speaker 1: she was in like you know, fucking Clerk's nine. Never
Speaker 1: met her until bad Day. But that's the power of
Speaker 1: like a good artist, because I do like that fucking
Speaker 1: song two weeks quite a bit, because that's a ten
Speaker 1: year old fucking jam. I know it. You know, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do more. Yea a very singular voice.
Speaker 1: But that video is also fire where they pull back
Speaker 1: from her very fucking slowly, and she's like Cleopatra and
Speaker 1: there's all those mini dancers and.
Speaker 2: She's like her. Her videos are beautiful, very I mean,
Speaker 2: it's an amazing dancer too.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and the video like all right, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna spoil ye so much. It's about well, okay, so
Speaker 1: in any event, that's what I wound up doing.
Speaker 2: On You're gonna get a fucking text.
Speaker 1: You can't, then you know, then pay me and then
Speaker 1: I'll be like.
Speaker 3: They probably we're good.
Speaker 1: And it's not like blackmail. I'm just like I'm not.
Speaker 1: I put up here, I put up an Instagram post
Speaker 1: and a TikTok and I haven't heard from anybody, nobody being.
Speaker 2: Like stop it, like did you say you were doing
Speaker 2: a video on your TikTok?
Speaker 1: No, I just said I was making smart What else
Speaker 1: would it be? What does she do? I was playing backup,
Speaker 1: so I was on keyboards and shit, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, she could be acting in one of your things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I ain't shooting anything. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: something after spending because again, was there eight I wound
Speaker 1: up being there ten fucking hours, ten hours on the
Speaker 1: Saturday before Christmas. Let me tell you something. One day,
Speaker 1: She's gonna be in a thing of mine just for
Speaker 1: ten hours on one day.
Speaker 2: So funny.
Speaker 1: But she was absolutely love it. And it was cool
Speaker 1: to be involved too because I got to like perform
Speaker 1: and shit and use words which I never really get
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Like you got to use words too.
Speaker 1: I tell you something, pain ball reminder. I'm not an actor.
Speaker 1: You know who is Jake So so good? Really? Oh
Speaker 1: like magic and he does a thing. He does a
Speaker 1: lot of things very well, but he does one thing
Speaker 1: like insanely well. We're like, oh my god, he could
Speaker 1: play this guy in a bunch of different things, like
Speaker 1: you like, he's he like, I don't want to spoil
Speaker 1: it anyway, he's really fucking he's real good and real funny,
Speaker 1: like real talented and ship like that. And the whole
Speaker 1: time he was like good, and the whole time I
Speaker 1: was measuring myself against him, and I'm like, fuck, I
Speaker 1: can't act. I just sound like fucking Kevin Smith. But
Speaker 1: I did have to be something that I'm not, which
Speaker 1: is like not a nice person and should and I
Speaker 1: was that that was a bit of a performance. But
Speaker 1: I told uh Jake as we were going, man, I
Speaker 1: was like, I want to be like you one day
Speaker 1: where like I'm in the scene, I said, I'm just
Speaker 1: waiting to do my lines, thinking like I'm not doing dialogue,
Speaker 1: I'm doing monologues. I'm just waiting for you to stop
Speaker 1: talking so I can do my lines and stuff. So
Speaker 1: I'm not That's how I know I'm not an actor,
Speaker 1: like a real actor. Like when you're acting, you're like
Speaker 1: in the moment shit like you were making once upon
Speaker 1: a time in Hollywood and you're in a dumpster and
Speaker 1: didn't you fucking bite a piece of garbage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, that would never happen to me because I
Speaker 4: don't suspend the window of disbelief to the point.
Speaker 1: Where I'm like, I am this trash picker and fucking
Speaker 1: here's an apple that's not eating something and take a
Speaker 1: bite of it, never mind the risk of hepatitis.
Speaker 2: Food boys and a box really just trying to stand up.
Speaker 1: Perhaps a rat was eating. Oh, I know why you
Speaker 1: did it? Believe me, you're like director, hey man, so
Speaker 1: but you but that is you as much as a
Speaker 1: part of me is like I'll stand out. You're absorbed
Speaker 1: in the moment, Like you're like, this is what my
Speaker 1: character would do. Yes, okay, that would never happen to me.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm doing that scene and there's like you know,
Speaker 1: even if somebody was like eat the garbage, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: what can I joke about that? Or I would say,
Speaker 1: like eat, I'm not eating garbage.
Speaker 2: You know I'm not eating My acting.
Speaker 1: Is like I just say what's happening on the screen,
Speaker 1: very somatic.
Speaker 4: All right, everyone has captain exposition, eat garbage out of
Speaker 4: a dumpster, water, we street urchins.
Speaker 1: I am a Manson girl living in a Mansen world.
Speaker 1: Chop chop, oh my god. Point being an actor a voice.
Speaker 1: An actor gets lost in the part or like, isn't
Speaker 1: the moment that ain't me? I know I'm acting and
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to hit marks, and I was like,
Speaker 1: didn't they want me to pull a phone out? Fuck? Like,
Speaker 1: acting with props real difficult, And honestly, it's something to
Speaker 1: think about because like I'm like, you know, as announced
Speaker 1: last week, we're going on sitcom where I'd be the lead.
Speaker 1: That is so true differences I'm writing that so I
Speaker 1: would write the perfect part for me. I write things
Speaker 1: only I know how to say and deliver. Well, that's
Speaker 1: why you're never going to see me be like, you know,
Speaker 1: fucking if you cut me, do I not bleed? Like
Speaker 1: I can't do somebody else's ship, But I can write
Speaker 1: me a fucking killer monologue and whip it out myself.
Speaker 2: If I wrote it, you should study with game.
Speaker 1: Study with she if no, because I'm not. It's a
Speaker 1: sitcom bro so so I'm not fucking trying to act
Speaker 1: and ship im on Jerry sin felt my way through
Speaker 1: that ship. No, I his obvious acting. You know what,
Speaker 1: if I'm meant to be better over time, I'll get better.
Speaker 1: But I think I got this far by being me period.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying people in the owner it's like he
Speaker 1: ate in any event. It's something to think about though,
Speaker 1: and my fix though, You're right, I could work with
Speaker 1: an acting coach, but instead I'll just write ship that
Speaker 1: I can say, I but convincingly. I honestly think in
Speaker 1: her thing like I'm in fact Jordan is that Hemingway
Speaker 1: is the director and he's like a kid, talented kid.
Speaker 1: Because I saw the shots he was doing, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying like this would be nice. Like I was like
Speaker 1: it was a fire composition and shit, and you know,
Speaker 1: after one of the takes, he was just like can
Speaker 1: you do like maybe like don't do this or whatever.
Speaker 1: I was like the notes do less. He's like yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, we'll do because I was I had
Speaker 1: a line where it referenced a job and I used
Speaker 1: my body to imitate the job, and he was like
Speaker 1: you must have been behind the camera, Like oh my god,
Speaker 1: how do I do this? Because not only am I
Speaker 1: like a performer in his video, but I'm also like
Speaker 1: a director and ship. But he had no problem being like,
Speaker 1: you know, he didn't used a lot of words to say,
Speaker 1: and I was like, do less music.
Speaker 2: I feel like it so big.
Speaker 1: It was like lower prep on that show. She was
Speaker 1: just like, I want to ground your character.
Speaker 3: But the thing is.
Speaker 6: Is that I feel like I've seen you act where
Speaker 6: you don't do that, but you just don't choose, but
Speaker 6: you do the big big.
Speaker 1: There were lines that were I think you have potential.
Speaker 1: After thirty years, I've been waiting.
Speaker 2: To hear that, I think you got something.
Speaker 1: Kid Comes from the Chick that Ate the Apple Cores.
Speaker 2: Tarantino movie that I realized a lot. But I just
Speaker 2: feel like if you did work with deb or something like,
Speaker 2: it could be really cool.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a good actor. Why, I
Speaker 1: just want to be an actor.
Speaker 3: No, then then you don't.
Speaker 1: No, I don't here here, let me amend that I
Speaker 1: don't want to be an actor. I just want to
Speaker 1: play Kevin Smith, oh lord. And to be fair, like
Speaker 1: you know, it's if I'm behind it, if I'm a
Speaker 1: creator on it, it's easy to craft that in my favor,
Speaker 1: tilt the table in my favor. So I'll only put
Speaker 1: together shit that I know. I can fucking spike the
Speaker 1: ball on and whatnot. But I can do emotional stuff. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can as needed. But it's a fucking sitcom. Like literally,
Speaker 1: the situation is we're in a comic bookstore. Solved Murders
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes. That's where the com comes from later on.
Speaker 1: So there ain't gonna be a whole fuck ton of
Speaker 1: just like if you cut me doing that, but it
Speaker 1: has some tender share, like of course there's there's funny today.
Speaker 1: It's a Christmas show rather than the Boxing Day show.
Speaker 1: Everyone's all tuckered out from fucking opening their gifts. Everyone's
Speaker 1: disappointed not getting the ship they wanted. So this is
Speaker 1: something that's got to deliver, right, Yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: Christmas gift. They didn't know what was coming and it
Speaker 1: comes all over their face, neck and chest. Somebody out
Speaker 1: there thought it was funny.
Speaker 3: Why why?
Speaker 1: You know what I hear from a lot of people
Speaker 1: were like, I love when you make her fucking cringe.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, no, no one says that the West.
Speaker 2: No one has ever said that.
Speaker 1: I did a doors thing this week.
Speaker 2: Did somebody say that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people when I see him in person, honestly,
Speaker 1: no bullshit. There there are a lot of people listening
Speaker 1: to the show way more than I was aware of. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because when I'm a clubs now like I was just
Speaker 1: in Portland, there are a bunch of cats who are like, bro,
Speaker 1: I just heard the episode because I was there on
Speaker 1: like a Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Shit, whoa, that's crazy, and.
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday as well. I'm telling you, get your
Speaker 1: fucking T shirts. You'll be a fucking you'll be like
Speaker 1: a goop like millionaire.
Speaker 2: I hate when this comes up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're not working hard enough. Where is
Speaker 1: the fucking licking nuke. I'm gonna talk to both of them,
Speaker 1: be like my daughter eats T shirts, like uh, then
Speaker 1: she should do it the sooner you get those T
Speaker 1: shirts up. Sooner you're an independent woman. You put them
Speaker 1: a T shirt. Then you sell not at all. Then
Speaker 1: you sell a vagina candle. Candle spells like my don't
Speaker 1: say this candle spells like my vagina that's been done.
Speaker 1: But you say, coach Candell and Austin signs it, both
Speaker 1: sign it. That's the other thing. She ain't doing a
Speaker 1: goop man Like I just read an article they had
Speaker 1: to get rid of, like onund like ten fifteen percent
Speaker 1: of their staff. They wouldn't do that. If she starts
Speaker 1: signing ship just saying, Gwyneth, if you're listening, she's the one. No,
Speaker 1: there was the one.
Speaker 2: They were like forty.
Speaker 1: Thousand would you rather have a million listeners or one
Speaker 1: very influential listener.
Speaker 2: What a million.
Speaker 1: Or one very influential listener?
Speaker 2: Who could do?
Speaker 1: What? Let your imagination run wild?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know. They can open up the door or
Speaker 1: something else. Like, let's say it was Gwyneths.
Speaker 2: Right if Gwyneth's was legit the only.
Speaker 1: Person and legit loved it and didn't care about the metrics.
Speaker 1: Wasn't like how many other people are listening? She was like,
Speaker 1: I stand by the show. This is the this is
Speaker 1: an official Goop podcast if you guys want it to be,
Speaker 1: and I want to do a whole lot of products,
Speaker 1: including the father Dave T shirt, which we will sell
Speaker 1: for one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: Dollars on something slay.
Speaker 1: So you would say, yeah, now what the fuck would I? Now?
Speaker 1: She does all that she delivers because she's a big believer.
Speaker 1: Nobody else likes this show and so no one likes it.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought they just didn't listen to Well, well
Speaker 2: they don't. They actively hate it.
Speaker 1: No, they're not trying to bring us down, but we
Speaker 1: ain't selling much Goop merchant dollars father Dave T shirt.
Speaker 1: People like, what are the fucking nuts?
Speaker 2: Also, the Father Dave T shirt is knocking dollars when
Speaker 2: it does come out. I just want to just.
Speaker 1: Say that theop store a T shirt would start. It's
Speaker 1: a very light cop.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like five bucks.
Speaker 1: No, all right, let me ask you this. Here's another hypothetical.
Speaker 1: But in order to get there, I got to build
Speaker 1: all this. This is Christmas hypothetical, Christmas hypothetical, Christmas time,
Speaker 1: Christmas Christmas time.
Speaker 2: I want to tell you about Snoopy and ice.
Speaker 1: But you go because I've been talking a lot. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: I couldn't take a drink. WHOA, what happened?
Speaker 2: What was the hypothetical?
Speaker 1: We'll get to it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to see Snoopy on ice?
Speaker 1: How that happened?
Speaker 2: I want Two of my friends also wanted to see
Speaker 2: Snoopy on ice at Knots Mary Farm.
Speaker 1: It's just coincidental that there's a Snoopy print behind her
Speaker 1: in the background. Yeah, she didn't buy that at Knots.
Speaker 1: I bought that online. And if you're sitting there going,
Speaker 1: what do you mean look at see? Well, watch this
Speaker 1: fucking show those smooth watch beardless dickless me at that
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith club dot com kids or just listen to it.
Speaker 1: Where we get your podcasts? Tell a friend, please, please, please,
Speaker 1: somebody fucking we can make one hundred and twenty dollar
Speaker 1: Father Dave T shirt. Could you imagine, bro, if we
Speaker 1: made even ten thousand dollars, even thousand dollars because we
Speaker 1: sold ten Father Dave T shirts on the Goop website
Speaker 1: for one hundred and twenty dollars ape.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: I mean, Gwyn's fantastic way of fucking approaching business man.
Speaker 1: Just overcharge yeah, for barely luxury items. Okay, So Harley
Speaker 1: and Friends go to Knotsbery Farm and at Knots Very Farm.
Speaker 1: Knots for those who don't know, And how could you
Speaker 1: not know this even if you don't live in the area,
Speaker 1: because Knots in Minnesota does the same thing at the
Speaker 1: Mall of America. Knots the Notts brand really yeah has camp.
Speaker 1: Snoopy has long been associated with the Peanuts characters with Snoopy.
Speaker 1: So as the Disney characters are to Disney World and
Speaker 1: ship as the Warner Brothers characters are to a six
Speaker 1: Flags park, so too are the Peanuts characters to the
Speaker 1: various Knots enterprises across the country. Notts very farm out here,
Speaker 1: literally across the street from where we shot Clerks to.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, Oh my gosh. It's also it's right
Speaker 2: next to Disneyland. It's like it's like not next to it.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I go down stuff. Yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: not wrong. It was very very close. But they believe
Speaker 1: were there first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were apparently since like nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thats has been around because they passed their one hundreds.
Speaker 2: No, maybe even I don't know, but it was a
Speaker 2: long time. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: So now it's very farm because it's Peanuts themed and
Speaker 1: Snoopy of course being the king of all that they had.
Speaker 1: They have Snoopy oriented entertainment. Harley wound up going to
Speaker 1: see Snoopy on Ice.
Speaker 2: I wish you were there.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that good?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking fire. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Snoopy came out first of all. Snoopy was hilarious, Like
Speaker 2: Snoopy was.
Speaker 1: Fucking that's like saying that water is wet.
Speaker 2: But Spy is on ice. Remains just king of comedy,
Speaker 2: and he came out wheeled on his coy because he
Speaker 2: was His physical comedy was so funny at one point,
Speaker 2: he came down like a s I met.
Speaker 1: His social commentary was like, what y'all think about that election?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: No, Snoopy, don't do it. Please, don't go let me
Speaker 1: tell you who I voted for. Please, we don't want
Speaker 1: to know. No.
Speaker 2: At one point he literally came down like a spiral staircase,
Speaker 2: like kicking his legs in the air and going over
Speaker 2: the railing like.
Speaker 1: And this, mind you, folks, this is a man in a.
Speaker 2: Suit or woman, Yes, somebody in a suit.
Speaker 1: But also in ice skates coming yes stairs, So wow, impressive,
Speaker 1: so present for any ice skater, let alone one wearing
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty pounds of Snoopy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely astonishing to be honest, So like Snoopy was so funny?
Speaker 1: Was every character from the Peanuts represented, or at least
Speaker 1: the main ones? Was there? Charlie Brown?
Speaker 3: There was a Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2: There was not a Lucy actually because.
Speaker 1: I could see them part in the football away, but
Speaker 1: I guess that would. They don't want people falling down.
Speaker 1: Did anybody fall down on purpose on the ice, like
Speaker 1: you know, like Snoopy, you know, spins out for some
Speaker 1: fucking reason?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Peppermint Patty was represented. Was Ann
Speaker 2: was on skates. I don't know if Charlie Brown was
Speaker 2: on skates. There was like a little stage around the
Speaker 2: skating ring. Yeah, some of them just came out. Linus
Speaker 2: came out and there was a full in the middle there.
Speaker 2: It's like Snoopy and.
Speaker 1: Field Place get moist. Everyone's like, he's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, this Linus's part was the highlight of the
Speaker 2: show for a selection of people.
Speaker 1: But that in a moment, I bet you, because it
Speaker 1: was very Christian.
Speaker 2: It was so fucking Christian out of nowhere, and I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck out of nowhere?
Speaker 1: If you know you're Charlie Brown, due the Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1: Charlie Brown Christmas has a stop the program moment where
Speaker 1: the spotlight hits Linus and he literally reads the biblical
Speaker 1: past that happened. That's what it. So it's not without
Speaker 1: without precedent.
Speaker 2: I wasn't familiar, and so I was so confused.
Speaker 3: You were like I kept looking at my friends.
Speaker 1: Like just the just the dog believe in Jesus.
Speaker 2: I just sneak God.
Speaker 1: And also this is because it's Christmas. All that information
Speaker 1: comes from the New Testament of the Bible, meaning it's
Speaker 1: very Christian. I don't know what was going on. If
Speaker 1: I was in the audience and I was Jewish, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, huh Jesus, huh, Birth of the Savior huh?
Speaker 1: Or still waiting for the side the ship dog.
Speaker 2: Bro There were white doves that came out.
Speaker 1: That's not biblical.
Speaker 3: It was during the church.
Speaker 1: Was it during his fucking Prince sol Snoopy shredded on
Speaker 1: when doves cry and they released a bunch of yellow
Speaker 1: woodstocks into the air. It was woodstock.
Speaker 2: Hebby fire.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Woodstock was a puppet.
Speaker 1: Excellent choice. Excellent choice because if they put a giant
Speaker 1: human in a suit, yeah, I was like the dimension.
Speaker 2: However, it would not featured enough sock was only like
Speaker 2: in one song pretty much.
Speaker 1: You gotta say that, leave him want more?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 1: There you go bugging you're the type of person now
Speaker 1: write in dear not how about an all woodstock show
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know what? They were threaded the
Speaker 1: needle and we caught a fucking fish.
Speaker 2: There was.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was Linus in his religious section, which was really intense.
Speaker 2: Out of nowhere, and Lo.
Speaker 1: The angels showed the shepherds the North Star, and they said,
Speaker 1: what of this child that is born?
Speaker 2: Audience, Yes, like that he has for you because.
Speaker 1: You're you're also like not versed in that, like for example,
Speaker 1: that that you know is the gospel Christmas Eve or
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, it comes from one of the Matthew Mark
Speaker 1: lucer John's if I remember my Bible correctly, I feel
Speaker 1: like Luke did a lot of the Young Jesus stuff
Speaker 1: that they pull a lot of the Christmas things from,
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't bump into it other than well, this
Speaker 1: is off awfully non secular. I was. I was just
Speaker 1: but it is on bring.
Speaker 2: Taken by surprise. You would snoopy on ice.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't see that at like if they did a
Speaker 1: Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on ice or you know it's the
Speaker 1: Eastern Beagle Charlie Brown and ice. They did not have
Speaker 1: religious references, but the very first Peanuts thing, since it
Speaker 1: was Christmas, they took a moment where like Linus is
Speaker 1: on the stage, they didn't spotlight and he literally reads scripture.
Speaker 2: I wish you saw this, so fucking.
Speaker 1: The audience go nuts for it, like positively.
Speaker 2: People were cheering so loud, louder than the whole ass
Speaker 2: rest of the show.
Speaker 1: Jesus don't miss a strong brand that's been around for
Speaker 1: a long time and Americans love him. Jesus.
Speaker 2: The word Lord or the name or whatever. When Lord
Speaker 2: was mentioned, people lost their ship.
Speaker 1: Would be fair crazy, could be this is just a theory.
Speaker 1: I'm the thro out there. Could be that, like a
Speaker 1: religious school came. It was from all these.
Speaker 2: To come in and it was Oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: this was the most It was a huge fucking theater.
Speaker 2: I don't know, a huge fucking theater. I don't know
Speaker 2: how many people, but like, definitely.
Speaker 1: They're doing a nice shakes.
Speaker 2: Hundred to eight hundred maybe more, pretty impressive, probably more.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of people shows per day or
Speaker 2: just one three shows per day. And also people are
Speaker 2: doing fucking work on like flying around the room on
Speaker 2: the silk things that hang from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: People not in costumes. Yeah, this was a whole production.
Speaker 2: This was an absolutely stunning show. But it was it
Speaker 2: was fully worth going to. I mean I wanted to
Speaker 2: go to an Osbury farm. Obviously. I also met Snoopy,
Speaker 2: so that was really cool.
Speaker 1: I say this step aside. Vincent Camby The New York
Speaker 1: Times has a New theater critic, and she is Harley
Speaker 1: Quinn Smith, because what's a fire eloquent review of a
Speaker 1: live event. You tune into beardless, dickless need to find
Speaker 1: out what's happening in the world of hot La tell you.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, I love that show because
Speaker 1: his daughter lives in Hollywood. She got her finger on
Speaker 1: the fucking polls. So I'm going to listen to the
Speaker 1: Christmas show. It's boxing. Gather on the edge. Let's see
Speaker 1: what she's recommending. Snoopy on ice. It's a solidly entertaining guitar.
Speaker 2: If you're really looking to know what's cool in Los
Speaker 2: Angeles amongst.
Speaker 1: Young people, They're like, this, motherfucker man, she said that
Speaker 1: with no hint of irony. It was not meant to
Speaker 1: be ironic. That's good, that's a cool idea. By the
Speaker 1: time they hear it, they're like, he's not doing it
Speaker 1: because it's on ice and it's Christmas. Christmas till like.
Speaker 2: January fifth, so there's still time. It's a it's a
Speaker 2: Christmas scene Christmas.
Speaker 1: Theme show, but a Christian Christmas theme show that which
Speaker 1: just a weird part goes to that side. It's kind
Speaker 1: of redundant christ It's right in the name Christmas.
Speaker 2: I just wasn't seeing it coming, Like.
Speaker 1: They just hide it by burying the mask part.
Speaker 2: Wasn't in the religious part though, he was.
Speaker 1: He stays very snoopy, very secular. Yeah, he's like, Look.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to. I respect what you're doing,
Speaker 2: but I don't want.
Speaker 1: To be a big separation between church and dog.
Speaker 2: I have a big complaint though about the show about
Speaker 2: not enough me.
Speaker 1: I wish I was the lead.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't look so fucking scary when like.
Speaker 1: What if they offered you it's just a seasonal job.
Speaker 1: So it's only from Thanksgiving until whatever second week of January.
Speaker 1: The part of Lucy, but it's a live part, not
Speaker 1: wearing a suit.
Speaker 2: Am I on skates?
Speaker 1: No, you getcause that's not possible. But like it's you
Speaker 1: as Lucy and they put Lucy on hair on you
Speaker 1: and you got the Lucy blue dress.
Speaker 2: There just wasn't It wasn't.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm remaking the show. Don't try to fit it into.
Speaker 2: What you're remaking it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, not die. Look, may I paraphrase Fka Twigs?
Speaker 1: Of course, just let yourself go artistically and imagine, reimagine
Speaker 1: if will a show where you are Lucy as yourself?
Speaker 1: No not, what does those costumes call them character costume
Speaker 1: or whatever? Fuck yeah, what do you call them in Disney?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't, I can't. There's face character.
Speaker 1: It's not a face character. You're it's you in an outfit,
Speaker 1: and Charlie Brown is a face character. And you will
Speaker 1: be doing the classic pull the football away. You'll be
Speaker 1: in three numbers. How long was the show an? Howur like?
Speaker 2: Forty minutes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Three numbers? And now you know what
Speaker 1: to no? Three for sure three because they're gonna capitalize
Speaker 1: on this. Three of the numbers in forty minutes, including
Speaker 1: and one of the numbers isn't a whole song and dance,
Speaker 1: it's just you literally doing the classic pull the football
Speaker 1: out from under Charlie round bit and he goes onto
Speaker 1: his back that kind of thing. You call him a blockhead.
Speaker 1: One of the fucking things is you in your booth
Speaker 1: the doctor is in psychiatric help and you sing a
Speaker 1: song about uh trauma. Hey man, if they could take
Speaker 1: fucking ten minutes off to be like I'm lo and
Speaker 1: behold the Lord came to here's some church. Now here's
Speaker 1: a little bit of science. So for that, you sing,
Speaker 1: you know about trauma and how to get over it.
Speaker 1: Shit like that. This cute song. It's snappy, but at
Speaker 1: the same time, people like this is real. It's about
Speaker 1: as real as the moment where the spotlight. It's like this,
Speaker 1: but an whole different way, bro was. You're not going
Speaker 1: to get a huge cheer from the crowd, but just
Speaker 1: know that it's the good work. Like kids are gonna
Speaker 1: go home going like, hey man, that spoke to me,
Speaker 1: not even knowing about it until years later.
Speaker 2: I wish we could. I wish you could see it
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 1: It's a song that doesn't necessarily sell psychiatry because that
Speaker 1: would worry the religious people. But it makes it okay
Speaker 1: to talk to people about your problems, right, But we
Speaker 1: have to include a bit about like or your pastor,
Speaker 1: you know, for those folks who are fucking jeering the
Speaker 1: next four years, and your pastor to everything is yes,
Speaker 1: end in any of them they're paying. So it's let
Speaker 1: me see all of December you're looking at. That's sir,
Speaker 1: eight weeks of work. It's a dog outside. Eight weeks
Speaker 1: of work, five K week, So it's a forty grand
Speaker 1: holiday job. Four weeks you said eight weeks? Oh, eight,
Speaker 1: two weeks from like Thanksgiving? All the dollars a week,
Speaker 1: five thousand a week not enough?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that is enough.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas is the time to go.
Speaker 3: Well, well then you're going to dinner.
Speaker 1: I mean it's something.
Speaker 3: Really duty calls.
Speaker 1: But wait before that happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I do it. I do it.
Speaker 1: Five thousand a week. Yeah, you have to put it
Speaker 1: in all your soli. Yeah, it's being sold on your
Speaker 1: name and yoga's there's Harley Quinn Smith as Lucy. You're
Speaker 1: a celebrity. It's like when Rosie O'Donnell was in Greece,
Speaker 1: or when Brooke Shields in Greece, or when was Olivia
Speaker 1: Holt was in fucking like Chicago or something. Ship Harley
Speaker 1: Quinn Smith in SPI on ice eight weeks only fuck,
Speaker 1: you know, and you've got to actively promote it and
Speaker 1: ship and they're like, can you do a few like
Speaker 1: tiktoks about it, like every.
Speaker 3: Day every day?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, five thousand bucks a week though you're
Speaker 1: gonna walk away five times eight forty k.
Speaker 3: But I have to lost multiple tiktoks a day.
Speaker 1: All right, multiple a week. It's seven a week, one
Speaker 1: day in a week now, no, yes, they'll give you an.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it why because I don't want to
Speaker 2: be on the internet that much.
Speaker 1: But you won't be. It's just in your stories. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not in your it's in your story though, did we
Speaker 1: just that's okay? Right, comes and goes.
Speaker 2: You said a full TikTok. The effort that goes into making.
Speaker 1: On your instagrams you can put in stories. You can
Speaker 1: also just put it on your Instagram in your TikTok
Speaker 1: stories as well. One post per week in feed, so
Speaker 1: main feed eight by the end of this, yes, only
Speaker 1: eight posts, and you know three four of them you're
Speaker 1: wearing the lucy outfit. So for the first at least
Speaker 1: two posts, people are like, oh, that's hysterical. By post
Speaker 1: four there you're still doing this. Yeah, my god, I'm
Speaker 1: thirsty much peanut fuck? Fuck, there's more dignity and make
Speaker 1: another Jane.
Speaker 2: So I think it has to be really yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't like this one, all.
Speaker 1: Right, So you come to me and you tell me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, please do this for me. I will
Speaker 1: go to every performance to watch me, Lucy. This is
Speaker 1: a lifelong combination of I love the Peanuts, I love you,
Speaker 1: and seeing you as Lucy as something I never imagined
Speaker 1: i'd what a gift this is. So you know, I
Speaker 1: know it's a lot to ask for your socials for
Speaker 1: some fucking reason, but like I think, you please do this.
Speaker 2: Please just do this? Would you do it if it
Speaker 2: really meant a lot?
Speaker 1: Like this is the only thing you can get me
Speaker 1: for Christmas for the rest of my life?
Speaker 3: Is this in every year?
Speaker 1: Thing or just and it's like You're never on the
Speaker 1: hook ever again for the rest of my life. I'll
Speaker 1: always be like, oh you played Lucy that one Christmas.
Speaker 2: It means that much to you.
Speaker 1: Of course, awesome, thank you. Then you find out.
Speaker 7: How did I know the content for like months on
Speaker 7: my TikTok and it's fire people like this is fucking hysterical,
Speaker 7: Like look at Lucy.
Speaker 3: So then you're making fun of me.
Speaker 1: I'm like blockhead, which is what Charlie Brown, and I'm
Speaker 1: getting the fucking hits man. I'm getting like Jake Shane
Speaker 1: hits man. I got like three million followers on TikTok
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and ship that is so fuck
Speaker 1: you did it for the right reasons because you love me,
Speaker 1: but you are a snake. That's what's good. You know.
Speaker 1: It raises all boats and ship so because they get
Speaker 1: a lot of TikTok listeners, then people like what is
Speaker 1: beerless stickless? What? And so we get a lot more
Speaker 1: listeners and ships and then they go down the rabbit
Speaker 1: hole and they're like, oh my god, this is funny.
Speaker 1: So it all works out.
Speaker 2: So it all works out in the end, except that
Speaker 2: I just have I carry animosity to were for the rest.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you're like, you know, what business is business?
Speaker 2: Did you explain it to me as a business plan?
Speaker 1: No? But it's just how it worked out, So it's okay,
Speaker 1: Like you know, you're like, you know, one day you're like,
Speaker 1: I used to be worried about this ship, but like
Speaker 1: he's right, it's just fucking business that worked out. Nobody
Speaker 1: gives a ship. There ain't no fucking the world.
Speaker 2: And then I think I would probably end up presenting
Speaker 2: you a little bit.
Speaker 1: But the money and the fucking you know, because even
Speaker 1: though I made a lot of it from my tiktoks,
Speaker 1: my expense, but you brought in expensed a little bit
Speaker 1: but you brought in a bunch of new audience, a
Speaker 1: bunch of listeners, and so like our show got bigger,
Speaker 1: the ad rates got more and shipped, so like you
Speaker 1: benefited from it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what you sound like right now?
Speaker 1: Remember last week?
Speaker 2: How I hear you? I don't know how do you
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: That's all you're hearing right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right now? That's what.
Speaker 1: You can't live with that deal though? Right? Well, there
Speaker 1: it is. It's a Christmas miracle.
Speaker 2: Take your fucking stupid plan and get out of here.
Speaker 3: This is your house.
Speaker 1: Believe the miracle of boxing. There it is. Kids, that's
Speaker 1: that's your quasi Chris Christmas Show. Now, isn't the last
Speaker 1: show before the oh yeah, the new year? Because one
Speaker 1: week from today, one week from the twenty sixth is
Speaker 1: let me make sure, look I think so wait so
Speaker 1: this six Yes, this is the last episode of the year.
Speaker 1: The next episode happens like on like the day after
Speaker 1: New Year's Yeah, it's on the day of January second.
Speaker 2: So all you, Dick, let's have a great rest of
Speaker 2: your year.
Speaker 1: People didn't hear that others dropping this episode.
Speaker 2: The listeners of the show are called.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, listen, Dick let's have a merry Christmas, have
Speaker 1: a happy or happy holiday, they say in fucking England.
Speaker 1: Happy Christmas. Oh happy Christmas at uh, merry Christmas and
Speaker 1: thanks for listening all year. When did we start? September?
Speaker 2: I think is when I dropped when the movie came
Speaker 2: out September, when I.
Speaker 1: Was on Septmer, So September, October, November, December, January. So
Speaker 1: we've been doing it for like four months.
Speaker 4: That's crazy consistently on, like vegan abatwa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at us. Go that's a Christmas miracle. That
Speaker 1: is that's the story of Christmas right there. That's what
Speaker 1: it's about. Can hit lineus with a spotlight. Let him
Speaker 1: tell that fucking story and lo and behold a man
Speaker 1: and his daughter, a boy and a girl and her
Speaker 1: dad did a podcast that lasted four months. Oh there
Speaker 1: it is kids.
Speaker 2: This is just the beginning.
Speaker 1: It is just the beginning. That's the way to think
Speaker 1: of it. Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, and happy New Year.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year as well. For beardless stickles me, I'm
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