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dimension that has collapsed at a quantum level, rendering it null and void in

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terms of existence, operational time. In the dimensional continuum where

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the beings that created the audio collapsed in on itself, rendering all

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of their civilization, including technology, null and void,

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timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and changing.

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The destruction has a nexus that centers. On Cinema PsyOps

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years I can't stop thinking about Ladies and gentlemen,

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the images and events contained within the motion picture series are shocking,

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violent and often nauseating. Serious consideration and

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introspection should be given before viewing such offensive and

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degrading films. Garbage Cinema

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of questionable movies while firing cannons of disdain.

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Cinema Psyops Long may she sail 10

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years man 10 years 10 years the.

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Following show will destroy your self worth with excessive expletives,

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overtly descriptive sexual defense, and more desperation

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for external validation than any so called entertainment should

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ever be allowed. The podcast which you are about to hear is an account of

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the tragedy. Which befell two washed up losers, in. Particular Court

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Psyops and his immature co host Matt. It was all the more tragic

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in that they were uncultured morons, but had. They lived very,

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very full lives, they could not have expected,

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nor would they have wished to see as much of. The ma macabre

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as they were to see each week. For them, an idiotic

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lead to the discovery of one of. The most bizarre crimes in

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the annals of American history. Cinema Psyops with Cort and

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Matt So. Let me tell you something that you. Should have already realized by now

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about this show you're listening to. This is supposed to be for mature

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audiences, as in grown ups mentally mature.

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It's supposed to talk about adult subjects, an adult frame of fine,

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it's not. Fucking that at all. This is two emotionally regressed

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broken half. Whips pretending to offer insight on

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movies. All they really offer you is an endless sexual perversion

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and a laundry list. Of personal paraphilia issues. You can

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make your own choices in life, but you have to choose this as entertainment.

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You know you're better than this. You have to know you

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are better than listening to cinema. Siah. Let us once again make clear

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that. Which most do not seem to understand.

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This podcast is marked as explicit not because it offers

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a mature look into the world of topics not meant for the young

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or immature, but because it mucks about in very appalling warmness

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and tasteless filth. Whilst reveling in it,

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Cinema science aims. To drag you down into

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the very. Same muck filled with sexual deviancy and decayed morality.

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10. 10 years. 10 years.

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Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and

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changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema psyops.

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This man returning to the most primal violent

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state as people fight over the tiny resources

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that remain. What if the world we live in is just a dream or simulation?

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Whether it's a dream or some advanced computer game you are playing right

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now. When it ends, you would be what. Causes the end of the world.

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Please do us all a favor. Continue dreaming or playing this

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game of life. Because when you wake up or unplug, there's a chance the rest

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of us will be blinked out of existence. Timelines across the entire continuum

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are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on

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And welcome to the 516th consecutive week

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of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that still doesn't have

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Matt with him in the room or on the line or anything like that.

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But we've got a fill in and he is the king of all fill ins.

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And my co host Darren. Yep. Call me Matt Light if you like.

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Or further eastern Matt or more polite, less drinky.

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Midw Browns. Wisconsin.

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which. Which state's professional American football team had the most

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reprehensible quarterback, I think the Cleveland team had

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a worse guy. Vic, right? Am I. Do I know my sports? Oh no,

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no. Was it. No, he was with some other teams though from

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what I remember. Well, maybe he played for the Browns at some point,

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or still do, named daeshun Watson. Who 30 accusations

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him. Yeah. You know, Aaron Rodgers just makes people. Tries to get people to avoid

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vaccines and take horse paste. Allegedly.

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victimless crime kind of. Kind of guy. He's a Woo

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snake Oil and the radiated tonics that you would drink and then your jaw would

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rot off from radiation sickness and shit. No different than that. It's pretty

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scummy, but it's a kind of scummy that, like, some people are like, well,

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then died. You know what I mean? Like. Like, yeah, you encouraged it. And yeah,

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that's a criminal negligence thing, but it's really hard to convict somebody on that.

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scheduling, and we needed to get this one recorded because Matt and I have been

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recording well, well in advance for a little while now, and I

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continued to do that trend, but I once again ran out of episodes. And we

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back and just get in on the Kaiju action. We're still, like I said,

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going back and we're going to do commentaries for all of these that he's missed

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because he definitely needs to see these, especially this one tonight. This is.

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This one would be great for a fucking commentary, for sure. And the movie that

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we're covering tonight, Godzilla against Mechagodzilla from 2002. People will

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hear it in the outtakes. Darren mentioned that on Apple TV, it shows up that

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it says it's 2012. I. That's when the Blu Ray release was

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2014 Godzilla and stuff like that made a lot of these things

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amongst a lot of young people that had not seen Godzilla before. And it

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exposed a whole new generation to Godzilla. And then people were clamoring for

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the old stuff because they were like, hey, in my day, it was a guy

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in a suit. And boom. We finally got a bunch of stuff on Blu Ray

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that we haven't had for decades, Right? There was stuff that was like,

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not even on DVD in some cases in America. But all of that stuff got

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brought over all at once. And it was the heyday. That was our time to

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shine as Godzilla fans. When that happened, dude, finally somebody's

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searching for the deep cuts, right? And then eventually Criterion got

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off its ass and started using all of the prints that they had access to

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from Toho from the first run in the Showa era. Oh,

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yeah. I think it's Showa's first Heisei. I think a second. I always get

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them confused. Your son would correct me and he would probably know them. He'd get

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out his books. He got out of his book. It was like, yeah, yeah,

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he'll get. Get out his reference books and check

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your homework. He's already a better Godzilla fan than me because he has reference

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books to make sure that he has his information accurate. I just go by what

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I can remember as a fanboy. So he's already more hardcore of a fan than

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I am. And that's awesome. Start him young. Start him

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young. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So I'm assuming that you're going to have a story time

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of the film with him this week too. Cause you had to have watched it

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with him, him being the big G fan that he is. Yep, yep. He.

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yes, similar. Similar to last time. Awesome. I can sit down at

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a fire and tell that story. It's awesome. I get

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to have two different guest hosts, more or less. You are relaying everything

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he once said on the show and you get to say whatever you want to

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say about the show and the movie on the show. So there we go.

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Totally. The only reason he isn't in my seat right now is he didn't

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tell him that he could and that he's exhausted from a weekend of

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summer sports. Yeah, yeah, that's what you were doing. And we kind of had to

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Not too bad. You know, Matt and I start this late sometimes and have to

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hammer out two episodes in like, in like an hour. Ish. You want to talk

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about going breakneck speed. If anybody out there is wondering, like, why the fuck is

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Cort reading his notes so fucking fast on his episodes. The reason is we are

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out of time by the time we get to my recording. Usually with Matt,

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that's why when Matt's doing the notes we goofing off and having so much fun

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and my episodes are always so fast is because we run out of time.

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Pure incentive. Gotta get down to business. Right? Right. Cause I mean the show has

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to be released once every week and we gotta record two shows every

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time. We record every other week and it's just the way that it has to

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be. And if we're gonna get it done, we gotta get it done. And the

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only way to do that is to unfortunately turn me into Micro Machine

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man whenever I start reviewing. Sometimes like the

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Yeah, it's on two times speed so they can get it done faster.

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from 2002 as I had mentioned before and then went off on yet another stone

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tangent. It's my want to do. We're gonna take the break here and we're going

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to play all songs released from 2002

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or on the top 100 in 2002.

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Up first on the pirate radio edit is going to be the White

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pirate radio. This will keep you quiet. Hey, I'm so glad you

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didn't get hurt in the coating explosion disaster. It's not supposed to be called

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that. I'm so glad you weren't unfortunately, work stopped or

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waste disposal event. I'm alive only because I hid

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behind that Jeffen guy. Do we have to keep up the ruse that it wasn't

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Zon. Officially, yeah. He feels he can't be seen

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to be responsible for the countless spontaneous corporate refund restructuring

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of the workforce right now inside this hospital room.

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Say what the Ever trying to spin the impetuous fashion that

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one handles the health and safety of the people who work for them and continually

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cause severe injury and death to said workforce is really tasteless even

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for Zon. How the did you get burned hiding behind

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him? I know you were a random events believer and all, but when

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the collator reached critical mass and it fully exploded on him, all I could

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think was that Zon had been on the scene of every catastrophe

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and survived. Why not see if he really does have the plot armor of the

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author. The fire and boiling fluids went around him and got me. It was like

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nothing I had ever seen before. It was like a really bad CGI

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bubble you see in movies around him and I was not in it, just behind

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it. Once the Walls of the room went up. So did I. I'm still in

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a lot of pain. I'm told that my unforeseen hair removal should grow back

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thicker and stronger, at least. Well, I think you might like

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what we have for the light duty tasks. The production

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floor was reorganized by that same spontaneous

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file waste disposal event. I'm gonna have a

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hard time pretending to enjoy anything till the next Dilaudid patch kicks

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in. We have to transcribe all of Zevon's personal diary

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and experimentation auditory notes. He forgot his recorder

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was on again, didn't he? Better, dude, Better.

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All right, so anybody who wants to talk shit about me, Meg White's drumming ability

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should listen to that song and hear her hitting some type of something on

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her kit for every chord strum he does,

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whether it's up or down. And she alternates the snare hit with

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that chord change as well. That's impressive work. I don't care what anybody else thinks.

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And, Darren, you better back me up on this, or I'm gonna feel like a

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real asshole. No, I. I mean, I would say.

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I. I've never been a classically trained drummer. I had one official

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drum lesson ever, and it was from a 50s rock guy.

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But, yeah, I was a little meh on the White Stripes right

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when they first came into my vision. But then there was one time I

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was like, oh, it's really easy. You just. And it's sort of like you do

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with some Ringo Star stuff. Like, you think it's easy, and then you try to

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do it. Okay, Ringo is a great example.

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Yeah, people talk shit about Ringo until they try it. Right? Fuck around and find

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out if you think you're better. That's all I'm saying, folks. Right? Put it right

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here on the refrigerator or whatever the. All right,

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well, enough about the White Stripes and Ringo and drumming and all of that.

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Let's start talking about the real Thunder Lizard that's in charge here with Godzilla

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against Mechagodzilla from 2002. All right, so the

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first third of the film opens up with some dialogue and some rather expository

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versions of that. And you know that's going to be our first clip. All units,

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stand by. Column moves out in five minutes.

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All right, men, let's go. All units

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stand by. I repeat, all units stand by.

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A large tropical storm has formed south of the Ryuku Islands

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and is moving northeast at 25 mph.

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Everything's in order, sir. Move out now.

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Move out. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes,

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sir. Move out. Let's Go. Let's go.

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Roger is coming right at us.

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Typhoon 13 is a very large storm. It's moving

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due north and continues to gain strength. The storm's rapidly approaching the

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Bozo Peninsula. We're getting battered here in Tanayama.

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It's pouring with rain and the wind is exceptionally strong.

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It's getting very difficult just to stand up.

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Here's the latest from Weather set. The pressure in the

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eye of the typhoon is currently reading 959

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millibars and falling. The wind speed is reading almost 90,

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almost 90 miles an hour and it's gusting over 110.

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It's huge and getting bigger by the minute.

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Get me out of here.

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And just like that, Big G emerges from the ocean behind the man.

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And it cuts to a man trying to pick up his fallen recycling,

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which while that is very important to make sure your recycling

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is done, it seems less so than Big G being on screen and about to

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attack you. Maybe. But you know, a lot of these movies

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do have the environmental message and you know, Godzilla could have been giving

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him the side eye and then he picks up, you know, his. His recycling and

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godzill, it goes, okay. I think that the zombie Godzilla from GMK

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would probably see this guy picking up and trying to take care of his recycling

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and would let him live. So I think you have a valid point there,

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sir, and I'm just going to move on. Okay, Fair. Just as I

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write these notes and we had that Quiddle debate, a bunch of military and police

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vehicles swarm and the AMF specs are printed out on

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screen. But really, who gives a fuck about the humans? That's all meant to be

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clipped anyway. In our second. Attention all units. A gigantic

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creature is reported to have come ashore touching Tatema, Chiba Prefecture.

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All units are ordered to begin an immediate attack upon sight of the creature.

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It must be destroyed. Repeat, a gigantic creature has come ashore in Tateyama.

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It must be destroyed. How come this always happens in the rain?

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Get out of here. Let's go. Run, people.

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Quickly. Let's go.

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This way. Hurry. There's no time. Run.

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There's no time. Come on. Get back.

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This is an announcement from City Hall. An emergency evacuation has

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been ordered for all citizens. All units, rendezvous on Route 89

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immediately. Concentrate your firepower on the creature's torso.

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It must be stopped at all costs. At the end of the clip, the military

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tanks, Serious action actual tanks wheel into position

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on a roadside that is composited against Big G in the foreground.

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And that scale sells it. Quick sidebar. Here. This is for Dan from Corrupted

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Youth. Dan and I had a lot more negative things to say about some

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of the compositing and lack of buildings in this series, particularly for the Millennial series

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to sort of sell Big G's scale. And I think this sequence of the city

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stroll for Big G really kind of addresses that. And I think it looks terrific.

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It kind of harkens back to what we were seeing in Godzilla 2000 and then

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some of the other films that. That had more of the cityscape and more city

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stuff being destroyed. I think they realized in the last film that they were having,

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you know, some of the scale issues that they were having. I'm hoping Dan will

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watch this one again specifically and see how he feels about this one. Take it

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for a walk and just kind of see. I think it sells it. I don't

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know. Yeah, it kept. It kept me in. You know, once you buy

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into a Godzilla movie, there's a couple things that you need to let slide and.

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But not from. From sake of giving them too

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much credit where credit is not due. Feels like they did a pretty good job

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here. I did skip one that I almost did with you, but ended

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up not, so I don't have that for comparison. Ah, gotcha. That's no problem.

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Whatever you've seen for it, all we really need is the perspective of how it

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looks for this specific one. And I think the scale of how big

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Godzilla actually was was sold on this pretty well and everything.

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Just one more sidebar before we get back to the notes. You remember when shout

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outs were a thing that podcasters did for each other? Yes,

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man, I missed that. Anyway, back to the notes. Long, long time ago.

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The mortar and artillery fire is shot off along with

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surface to air missiles. All looking pretty fucking good

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as far as I'm concerned. They look like they were firing like miniature practical missiles

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that were then exploded upon impact. And I think it looked to me like there

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was some decently smooth CGI transitions to like actual explosions

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hitting the suit. Like they filmed it from two different ways and then like layered

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the plates to make it actually work for the actual hardcore fire stuff, but also

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to have missiles explode without shrapnel. I'm guessing, I don't

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know 100%, but that's what it looked like. But it was a really well done

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suit sequence. Anyway. Yeah, these. These were. We talked about that in the

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last one we did together about a lot of the explosions and things were pretty

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well done. And I feel like this one, at least up until this point,

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had less. I wouldn't say distracting cgi,

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but less noticeable. Yeah, yeah, they've definitely gotten to where it is augmenting

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and it definitely looks a lot nicer and smoother than what it did.

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And they're doing the thing that Jurassic park did too, where Godzilla's always in

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the rain. Like they even have a comment on that in one of the clips

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about how why does this stuff always happen in the ra. So, you know,

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it's one of those things where they were. They found a way to make the

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CGI work and to sort of trick your eye with certain things. And I really

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think that it kind of paid off that they took the time to do it

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in this one. Anyway, just after I geek out about all of the special effects

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that we were talking about. The tanks retreat as Godzilla walks forward.

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He shuffle kicks a fucking tank through the air, crashing into

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a giant fucking red inferno. When it hits another tank and that

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lights up Big G like the beast from our fucking nightmares that he is.

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And I popped so bad for that. I had to watch that sequence where he

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kicks that fucking tank like three times. It was just the fucking tits. I watched

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it again this morning. I love that. Where you just. I don't

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know what else to call it other than he's just shuffle walking and he just

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shuffle kicks that tank like you didn't even mean to do it. And it's just

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so sinister and evil looking. Yeah. The casual chaos that

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Godzilla can bring. Right? Yeah. Griefing a city, as your son would say.

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Oh, yeah, Griefing a city. And just after this awesomeness, they cut

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to the uninteresting human interest stories with some talky hole talking in.

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Our Navy 5th Squadron is moving towards Massawa to render

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assistance. Maser gun Unit 3 and 4 in position.

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Roger. Units 3 and 4, prepare to move in.

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Okay, okay. Stop. Hit the light.

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Sir. I see him. I see him.

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Activate Maer Mazer. Activating.

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My God.

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Daddy. Elevate turret. Raising turret link

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up targeting system. Targeting system link up. Go.

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Fire maser. Firing maser.

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I told everyone playing along at home for like the longest time that

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they were going to call these things masers. And they will never be anything else

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for you from there on out. Every time you see them after watching this movie

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calling it a maser for sure, and I know that they refer to it earlier

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and during the clip you had said. I think what maser actually stands for.

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Is that what I heard you say? Oh, yeah, that is, at least according to

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the Internet. It stands for microwave amplification

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by stimulated emission of radiation.

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I Just know them as microwave lasers. I'm pretty sure that

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they've been called masers in other movies, but I missed it. But it says it

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was 19. The concept of the maser was 1952.

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Okay. There we go. Yeah. So hopefully it's the same thing and not like,

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you know, it's just a laser, but it's a microwave laser. But maser

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itself has, you know, some articles and a Wikipedia page.

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Well, it definitely has been something that has shown up.

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These satellite dish looking things that are on the end of a boom that

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fire some kind of an energy blast at Godzilla have been used all the way

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back to the 70s, so. But they named them masers in this film.

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And I don't want to call them anything else but that because it seems pretty

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accurate for what it looks like. And it fires the exact same thing. An energy

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beam or something that looks like Ghidra lightning, depending upon which version of it you

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see. Yeah, right. Could be massive laser or it could be that acronym that

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I said. Yeah. Or it could be microwave wave laser. Either way, it fucking cool

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looking and it fucking sounds cool. So there we go. Does what it's supposed to

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do. I do love that they brought these things back for the reboot.

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Quills, whatever they're supposed to be and whatever they're going to call them, they look

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great and they're a good model. So thank you. It's cool with

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that. They fire on Big G only to just mildly irritate him. And a co

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pilot of the maser apparatus says something about it not having much of an

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effect due to it losing a percentage of the power from the range.

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Or I wasn't paying that close attention and I didn't clip it, so whatever.

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And then the female just decides. Hides the target. Godzilla in the fucking face.

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She fucks around and fires the mazer. Big G

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helps her find out when he blasts the cliff face, causing the humans to back

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up in a panic. And the Mazer tank spins out of control from the

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bad judgment that the panicking pilot does, sending the passenger

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vehicle crashing down the side of the mountain after rolling for what feels

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like forever in an admittedly spectacular vehicle stunt,

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the SUV filled with red shirts. Oh, and I even quoted your son in my

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notes. Is griefed by a big. Much to the chagrin

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of the tank lady who more or less sent those people to the waffle iron

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deaths they just briefly experienced. I really wrote that in my notes. Waffle iron

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death they just briefly experienced. If Godzilla

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could wear a dock. Martin. Right, Big G, then tail Smacks

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the fuck out of the maser and tanks, sending them plummeting

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to rubble off the cliff face of the road.

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He turns and is struck by lightning as. As he

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roars. And the music swells for the title card

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to pop up in the spectacular fight promotion poster look that

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they give. And it cuts to the aftermath and the expository dialogue

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to tell us everything we need to know about what just happened in our

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fourth clip after the. Horrors of last night. This morning, Takayama is waking up

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to another nightmare. The damage is appalling. The cities

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and rivers and its citizens are devastated. The army is leading the rescue effort,

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but the death toll is sure to be high in Tokyo. Prime Minister Sugez

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confirmed the field reports. This attack was carried out by another Godzilla

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monster, similar to the killer of 1954.

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After its frenzied rampage through Tateyama, this latest Godzilla waded

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back into the Pacific Ocean. The authorities cannot rule out that it is laying in

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wait nearby, waiting to strike these people again. 45 years

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after the first Godzilla attack, our country is under threat once more.

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Will our government turn and run? Or will they stand in sight?

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We've been struck by another disaster.

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As you know, 45 years ago, the first Godzilla

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creature laid waste to Tokyo. And after exhausting every

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weapon in its own arsenal, the government finally destroyed the monster

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with a secret weapon invented by Dr. Serizawa.

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But that has been lost forever. Dr.

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Serizawa was afraid of the terrible power he'd unleashed that

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he refused to reveal its secret. He took it to the grave with him.

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Godzilla put a curse on Japan. Ever since it first appeared,

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it seems we keep being invaded by these giant monsters.

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Like moths. That giant moth spawned

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by atomic tests in the South Pacific. Luckily, we destroyed

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it with a massive heat ray gun.

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Or Bigfoot Gaira. That attack was foiled

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after the government fought back and destroyed it with a MESA equipped battle

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group. With each attack,

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Tokyo suffered terrible destruction.

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Thankfully, the citizens have always helped us rebuild.

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But now Godzilla's back, and we've no way of defending ourselves.

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We could decide to destroy every one of our cities and there's nothing

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we could do to stop it. You understand? We're not

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blaming you here. You're not responsible for their deaths. This isn't a trial or

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a court martial. All we want to know is how this happened. Just how

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could it be that a brilliant young maser operator like yourself missed a target

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as big as Godzilla? Were you afraid? Did you panic? Yes, sir. I did.

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I panicked. They're blaming Akane for the whole thing.

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Now they've transferred her to a desk job.

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Well, Minister, it seems we've got a problem here. Godzilla is unique.

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It's immune to maser fire. I agree. This certainly

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seems to be the case for now. But it won't happen again.

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Never. As of now, we're developing a new weapon.

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It'll kill. Looks like a monster. What is it? Oh,

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come on. You know what it is. Look again. They became extinct 245

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million years ago. It's a trap. Trilobite. But it's a robot. Well,

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half robot. Robotic exoskeleton inside

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the muscles and nerves of a horseshoe crab. The brain. A tiny DNA computer.

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Look at it move. Just like it's alive. It's my way of conserving them.

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Every species needs a hand, Especially now.

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Humans are ruining the earth, destroying ecosystems by the

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dozen. I will reverse this tide. Nobody's listening.

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See ya soon. We get some lunch.

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Dr. Yahara? Yeah. Relax. We're with

446
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:49,800
the government. Could you please come with us? It's quite an urgent matter.

447
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,520
They're all here, sir. Gathered around this table

448
00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:01,000
are the finest scientific minds in Japan. In fact, you scientists

449
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,960
are the brain of this country. I have something to show you. Something quite

450
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:08,450
shocking. Yes, sir. That's right.

451
00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:12,130
Godzilla. What you're looking at is the skeleton

452
00:30:12,630 --> 00:30:15,730
of the 1954 Godzilla. Last year,

453
00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:19,650
we salvaged it from the Pacific. Dr. Yahara, what do

454
00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:23,410
you think? Can you recover an inter spinal cell? It won't be easy.

455
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:27,490
Hold on. You want to clone it? Not quite. We want to make something

456
00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:31,490
like Godzilla. It's called a bio robot. You're familiar with those,

457
00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:36,500
I hear. We want to build a super weapon to fight Godzilla. Our biomechanical

458
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,500
Godzilla will be even more powerful than the real thing.

459
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:44,220
That's why you're here, all of you. Japan needs you people.

460
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:49,100
The nation's fate is in your hands. The emergency

461
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,660
bill on the development of the anti Godzilla super weapon is officially

462
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,020
passed. Where's the money coming from? One question, please.

463
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:01,990
How much will it cost? This is the national emergency,

464
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,950
people. We'll find the money. If we use it on Godzilla, we might use

465
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:10,030
it on other countries. Prime Minister, is this an attempt to rearm Japan

466
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:13,670
with weapons of mass destruction? No, it most certainly is not.

467
00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:18,190
I've contacted world leaders. I've explained to them the threat that we're

468
00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:22,390
facing. Japan's been savaged by Godzilla on two occasions.

469
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:26,310
The world's seen the evidence. They know how the victims suffered.

470
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:29,670
I'll meet with any leader still skeptical. How do you like the job?

471
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:33,370
So Far not exactly a high stress affair, is it?

472
00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:37,490
I'm sure you'll find it most relaxing. We must have the super weapon operable

473
00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:41,690
before it decides to attack again. I assure you when it is built, we'll destroy

474
00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:44,770
Godzilla and rid our country of this menace whatsoever.

475
00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:48,450
Good morning, Sarah. It's ready.

476
00:31:48,530 --> 00:31:52,330
Coming. The level of support we've seen for this bill is

477
00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:56,290
unprecedented. Almost 77% of the diet voted in favor of the

478
00:31:56,790 --> 00:32:00,110
anti gun service superweapon. There are those who claim that has rushed.

479
00:32:00,610 --> 00:32:04,710
I'm hungry. Thanks, daddy. The overwhelming public support. It seems

480
00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:08,150
that concerns like these aren't real high on the agenda. Well, Doctor,

481
00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:12,070
what's your opinion on this? Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it? People are

482
00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:16,870
terrified. Godzilla's got everybody scared. But do you think that with this to

483
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,790
legalize the bill some legitimate. Are you going to take the jobs. Are being pushed

484
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:24,630
aside. No way. Why not? I told you, I have

485
00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:27,790
to stay and keep you company. Look, you're the most important thing in my life.

486
00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:31,590
Sarah, you need me. I can't just take a job and leave you. Don't say

487
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:35,790
that. It's not fair. You're gonna make me feel bad. Hey,

488
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:39,230
baseball stars. We'll do it like they do. You know,

489
00:32:39,730 --> 00:32:42,830
the player keeps his kid in the dugout with him. They do it all the

490
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:46,790
time. Isn't that a good idea? Sarah, baseball's one thing.

491
00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:50,310
My job's a lot different. Now eat your veggies. I don't want you getting scurvy

492
00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:54,320
on me. What about you? I'm completely immune to scurvy. I wonder who that could

493
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:58,280
be. Come on, eat up girl, or we'll be late. Doctor, please reconsider

494
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:02,240
your decision. I already said no. Didn't you hear me? We did. You made your

495
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:05,880
views clear. But here's a new proposal. What if we let you take your daughter

496
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:09,440
to work with you? You know, like those baseball players. Might that be something would

497
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:13,400
help change your mind? Hamsters make great pets, don't they?

498
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,960
Hey, shorty. You always wear those stupid pigtails? Hey, she just

499
00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:22,300
moved here last week. Don't pick on. See that place? They're making

500
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,660
a robot. Yeah, and it's gonna kick Godzilla's butt.

501
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:29,380
Oh yeah? And what do they call it? It's a

502
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,540
Godzilla robot. It's called Mechagodzilla.

503
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:35,500
Mechagodzilla. Cool.

504
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,500
Cool. This is where I live. Bye. Guys,

505
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:43,100
I'm home. Welcome home.

506
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,980
Amazing. Just look at them. The spinal cells,

507
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,860
they've begun to do divide. This is a great day for the project doctor.

508
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,660
And a really great day for us all.

509
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,860
Thank you. Well done. Thank you. Well done.

510
00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:02,100
Well done. We did it. Congratulations. Fantastic. Why Godzilla?

511
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,060
Why not Mom? I wish they'd bring her back to life. Instead. Here is my

512
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,020
complaint about the constant reboot quill status we have in this millennium

513
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,780
series. This scene is necessary every time. Here are the monsters we know

514
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,700
exist in stock footage so that you know what is in this world or not.

515
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,400
The that's why was a clip.

516
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,760
That fucking skeleton model is the fucking shit as well.

517
00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:29,120
Oh, my God. That skeleton model they build to show that they found the original

518
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:32,560
God of skill Godzilla skeleton and they harvested it and they want to build something

519
00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:35,920
out of it. That looked so rad. Yeah,

520
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,640
I was excited when I saw that. I was not expecting it. Yeah, it's definitely.

521
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,280
It'll make you pop the first time you see it. Because it makes me pop

522
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:48,240
every time I see it. Almost up there with the stripe

523
00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:52,100
skeleton at the end of Grims. Yeah, that's pretty badass. I would

524
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,660
like to have one of those. Anybody want to 3D print one of those and

525
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,540
send them to me. Chris from outside the cinema,

526
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,700
if you're still messing around with 3D printers. At the end of the clip,

527
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,540
the film starts a sequence of the disgraced maser operator lady

528
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,220
working out like the fucking song. The Best around by Joe Esposito

529
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,980
is blaring for her every moment she is doing it. And the little

530
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,250
girl who dished out classified info to be a cool,

531
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,080
cool kid is making friends and playing with hamsters like this

532
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,720
is her own personal tale of coming of age or some shit. Why we needed

533
00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:27,880
to see that in this sequence of the lady working out in a Godzilla film.

534
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:32,440
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe the cinematographer

535
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:36,440
or director had just watched Silence of the Lambs and wanted

536
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:39,720
to have a bit of a Clarice Starling thing or.

537
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,200
Seriously, though, we had such great monster shit. Why are we doing this?

538
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,760
Why are we here? Why are we doing this now? We don't need this.

539
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,420
The film's an hour and 28 minutes. We don't need to watch this lady work

540
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,140
out and deal with her shit. We get it. She's troubled. The little girl is

541
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,140
also troubled. We didn't need any of this. They are haunted by their past.

542
00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,420
I'm haunted by having to write that down in my notes.

543
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:05,419
Anyway, the film dissolves from this to a press conference. And that is

544
00:36:05,919 --> 00:36:09,860
our fifth clip. Remember, this country is going to need strong leadership.

545
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:14,180
Can you lead them into battle? Yes.

546
00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:18,890
And then it cuts to the woman working out even more. And then finally

547
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:23,250
we get to see the construction of Mechagodzilla. And then it cuts from that to

548
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:27,370
hopefully some longer Dialogue in a library in our sixth clip.

549
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:31,210
It's been a while. Listen. I'm leading the Kiyu Squad. Ku Squad?

550
00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:34,010
Hmm. That's what they've called it. We're in charge of the weapon,

551
00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:37,650
Mechagodzilla. We've got the best. Both pilots and crew.

552
00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:41,460
I've put your name on the list, too. I watch. Want you back.

553
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,380
Please join us.

554
00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:47,300
Kiyu Squad.

555
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:51,540
Right face.

556
00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:56,820
Salute. At ease.

557
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:02,340
Kiyu Squadron, led by Colonel Togashi.

558
00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,700
We're ready and reporting for. Judy.

559
00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:13,150
What is this? Some kind of joke? What the hell are you doing here?

560
00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:16,590
You know what? My brother died because of your mistake.

561
00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:22,230
Quit it. You better watch your

562
00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:25,710
backs, guys. She might screw up again. And then it'll be you in the body

563
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:29,390
bag. Hayama. What's going on? You got a problem?

564
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:32,590
You may be a pretty good pilot, but if you mess with my team,

565
00:37:33,090 --> 00:37:36,360
I'll throw you off at double quick. That goes for a everybody. Come on,

566
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:37,680
let's go. Yeah.

567
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,600
We're the best. We're the best. We're the strongest. We're the strongest.

568
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:49,320
We're the meanest. We're the meanest. We will fight. We will fight. They will die.

569
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:52,840
They will die. We will win. We will win. We will win. We will win.

570
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:54,320
We will win. We will win.

571
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,500
Can I help you, ma'? Am? Tastes really good. You broke them when I found

572
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,940
it. Hey. Sleeping grass.

573
00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,740
It moves when you touch it, right?

574
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:14,220
No. Coffee? Sure.

575
00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:22,940
Here you go, ma'. Am. Thanks. Oh, I'll have the same as her.

576
00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:25,500
Hi. Too obvious.

577
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:31,590
Butt out. Mind if

578
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:32,230
I sit down?

579
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:37,830
Sorry, Mr. Shira.

580
00:38:41,190 --> 00:38:42,150
So, do you like children?

581
00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:46,790
Oh, boy. Me and my big mouth.

582
00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:52,900
Well, congratulations. I hear you punch piloting

583
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,900
Kiyu. That means they think you're the best pilot in the whole squad.

584
00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:01,780
What a sick joke that is. You'll probably end up killing us all.

585
00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:06,020
And who's this guy? A new admirer of yours?

586
00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:10,260
How much did you have to pay him? Huh? Enough of that.

587
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:11,460
Beat it, old man.

588
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,460
Hayama, you need to learn some manners.

589
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:23,300
I see. Makes sense. That's why he's so hostile to you.

590
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,540
I thought there was something different about you.

591
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,980
I felt kind of a wall between you and the others.

592
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,260
Must be hard being alone.

593
00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:38,580
So, have you had it for long? Yeah.

594
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:43,620
It's like her baby daddy. Sorry.

595
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:50,270
I had a plant when I was young. It was my only Friend.

596
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,950
No friends and no family. Some things never change.

597
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:03,350
And now I'm used to it.

598
00:40:03,850 --> 00:40:04,750
It doesn't bother me anymore.

599
00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,640
All right, let's make a deal. Deal.

600
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,800
If Mechagodzilla, my mistake.

601
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,200
If K beats Godzilla, then I'm going to buy you dinner

602
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,880
to celebrate. But then if K ends up eating Godzilla,

603
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,160
then its creator owes you an apology. So then I

604
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,320
guess I'll have to buy you dinner. What do you say, huh?

605
00:40:35,010 --> 00:40:37,810
I liked my little plant, but I kept it too long.

606
00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:43,370
Don't make the same mistake that I did. So she walks away as the little

607
00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:46,170
girl watches. And that is the end of the first third of the film.

608
00:40:46,670 --> 00:40:49,970
We are now exactly. I think it's 29 minutes about when it breaks up to

609
00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:53,890
where it's. It's about 88 minutes. So it's around 29ish minutes to where

610
00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:56,970
the third of the film are. And we're at the point of. They've just built

611
00:40:57,470 --> 00:41:01,490
Mechagodzilla, and all of the major players are trying to get entangled in

612
00:41:01,990 --> 00:41:05,360
all of their human drama. And it's. They're trying to side load

613
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:09,600
in a widowed man, a child who is deeply mourning

614
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:13,400
but not dealing with the loss of her mother, who resents her father,

615
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:17,600
showing interest in any other female because she thinks that her mother's

616
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,720
spirit is in that plant. Am I getting that right? Okay. I was. I wasn't

617
00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:25,720
sure if it was her mother's spirit or the kid,

618
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,080
the baby who died when the mom died,

619
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,640
because the first time I had to take it back because I thought it was

620
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:36,300
a poor translation, because I thought when he said she. When she.

621
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,180
When my daughter was 4, the wife died in childbirth or whatever. And for a

622
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,980
second I was like, wait, wait. Did the kid survive the death of the mom?

623
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:46,020
No. There was going to be a little brother, a little sister.

624
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,500
I think it's the mom is her plant. And I could have sworn there were

625
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,540
times that they, like, lingered on the plant and it looked like the plant was

626
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,900
moving. Well, the plant could also be some, you know, other toxin inside my body.

627
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,820
No, no, the plants actually were moving. Because she does say in that clip something

628
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,180
about the type of grass that it is, that if you talk to it,

629
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,990
it'll move or something like that and like, it respond to

630
00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:11,350
humans. And it's like a tool for someone who's in mourning, I think to have

631
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:14,990
someone or to feel like they're, you know, communicating with. I think she

632
00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:18,430
says, like she. At some point, the lady does say about how she had had

633
00:42:18,930 --> 00:42:21,310
one like it. But at some point, you know, you kind of have to come

634
00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:25,430
back to reality, and you can't, you know, use this therapeutic tool for long.

635
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:29,070
And that's what that grass represents. So it could be the spirit

636
00:42:29,570 --> 00:42:32,670
of both of them since. Yeah, and he does say that at first, it makes

637
00:42:33,170 --> 00:42:36,070
it sound like the wife died in childbirth because he does say something about how

638
00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:39,270
she had a choice where they could save the baby or they could save his

639
00:42:39,770 --> 00:42:42,470
wife. And his wife decided she would rather give up her life to save the

640
00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:46,230
baby. But that ended up being that both of them passed anyway. Like, they couldn't

641
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:50,470
save either. And that's why they were both lost. And that is what has such

642
00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:54,470
a heavy toll on the daughter. And that's why she's carrying that plan around.

643
00:42:54,970 --> 00:42:58,470
Because it's like a therapeutic thing, the way that it responds to communication or,

644
00:42:58,970 --> 00:43:02,270
you know, whatever the humans do that it makes it move. Grief grass. Yeah,

645
00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:06,690
it's a. Grief grass is basically what. Because it responds and it

646
00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:11,090
gives you a sense of having something there, you know, like to communicate

647
00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:14,530
with or what have you to ease your grief. So that's how it's set up.

648
00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:19,130
And apparently this lady knew. My guess was after she had

649
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,730
those people be killed by a Godzilla waffle stomp, you know,

650
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:29,010
she probably got the grass for that reason, and now she's moved on and she's

651
00:43:29,510 --> 00:43:32,690
trying to make amends by getting back into the fight. Right. I mean, that's kind

652
00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,770
of what it seems like they're implying. Some of us use other kinds of grass

653
00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:39,310
when we're trying to deal with grief. Yeah, yeah. I've got my own very special

654
00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:43,470
blend of grief grass. I say

655
00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:47,870
good grief and reach for that grass. That's what happens. Gotta grab the good grief

656
00:43:48,370 --> 00:43:51,510
grass. Yeah, yeah. You gotta have that good grief grass. You can't have grief grass.

657
00:43:52,010 --> 00:43:54,750
That isn't good. Because if you don't have good grief grass, what you have is

658
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:58,270
grief. That ain't good. All right,

659
00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,870
you ready to kick into the second third of the film? Yes, sir. All right,

660
00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:04,280
so the second third of the film starts with an establishing shot shot. That porno

661
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:08,680
pans over the Mechagodzilla suit as it is set up in under construction

662
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:12,840
mode. They follow all the way up to the top where a presentation

663
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:16,760
is started with some talky hole expository dialogue. And our

664
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:21,320
seventh clip. Welcome. I'd like to announce that the anti Godzilla weapon

665
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:24,360
is ready. Soon our country will be impregnable.

666
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:29,130
The government would like to extend its heartfelt thanks to all of involved

667
00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:33,490
in making this massive project a reality. And we hope you share our

668
00:44:33,990 --> 00:44:36,050
pride as we present this great achievement to the world.

669
00:44:36,450 --> 00:44:40,250
Congratulations. We've done it. The chief

670
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:43,250
scientists involved will now explain the machine's structure and performance.

671
00:44:45,090 --> 00:44:48,810
Good afternoon. The robot's form is based on Godzilla's

672
00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:52,690
body. Kiyu's robotics are the most advanced the world has ever seen.

673
00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:56,780
It has been designed designed to withstand every conceivable combat situation.

674
00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:02,220
Now, to its cpu, it's powered by DNA computers.

675
00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:05,740
With ordinary computers, the binary system is used.

676
00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:10,300
But DNA ones use base 4 and are the fastest

677
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,500
computers that exist today. Q can be programmed for specific

678
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,440
battle operations. But at any point, those parameters can be changed instantaneously

679
00:45:19,910 --> 00:45:22,630
by remote control from the AC3 transport craft.

680
00:45:23,270 --> 00:45:26,150
Captain. What the heck is that?

681
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:30,950
A whale? No. Too big. This is AMF

682
00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:34,470
hq. We're tracking a very large animal in the Pacific.

683
00:45:34,710 --> 00:45:38,310
Scramble all aircraft and intercept immediately. Kiyu can

684
00:45:38,810 --> 00:45:42,510
be in a combat situation for two hours. If we needed to fight

685
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:46,920
any longer, the machine can be remotely recharged using an aircraft

686
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:50,880
implanted with microwave energy. Launched from the nearest air force base.

687
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,960
Its main weapon is a powerful gun. Observe.

688
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,640
It's called the Absolute Zero gun, and it's extremely effective.

689
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,800
Please watch the screen. We held our first live fire test of

690
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:06,720
the weapon late last week. Basically, it emits an intense low

691
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:10,360
temperature ray which freezes the target to absolute zero or

692
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:14,270
minus 2, 273 degrees. This allows destruction of

693
00:46:14,770 --> 00:46:16,070
the target at a molecular level.

694
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:31,470
At last, we have the ultimate weapon. There's something

695
00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:35,870
moving down there. There's no way It's a ship with. The Absolute Zero

696
00:46:36,370 --> 00:46:39,770
weapon. And in addition to its huge arsenal of more conventional weapons,

697
00:46:40,270 --> 00:46:43,890
Kyu is an invincible. He's heading due north, straight from Tokyo. Excuse me. Would this

698
00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:48,130
carry nuclear weapons or conventional weapons? Alert the Joint Chiefs

699
00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:51,250
immediately. Prepare Kiyu. Sir.

700
00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:55,690
Kieu Squadron, we have a code red. This is

701
00:46:56,190 --> 00:46:59,770
not a drill. We are on red alert. You are now under the direct

702
00:47:00,270 --> 00:47:03,420
orders of the AMF Chief of Staff. KU Squadron,

703
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,900
prepare for departure. This is not a drill. Repeat, Godzilla not a drill.

704
00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:12,660
Godzilla. White Heron,

705
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,740
cruise to your aircraft. All systems

706
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:20,380
green. Systems check complete.

707
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:23,660
Lift joint okay. Unlock step up.

708
00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:27,260
White Herons 1, 2 and 3 to win. Dock position.

709
00:47:30,230 --> 00:47:32,790
Barriers up. We are go for liftoff.

710
00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:37,510
US Army's on the line, sir. Wait here.

711
00:47:38,950 --> 00:47:42,910
The White Herons are ready to go liftoff.

712
00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:43,430
Roger,

713
00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:47,670
Heron two. Lifting off.

714
00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:51,110
Opening Q bay doors.

715
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,560
Commencing left procedure. Doors are

716
00:47:58,060 --> 00:48:00,160
fully open. ATP system clear.

717
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,960
Ground crew, pull back to safe zone immediately.

718
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,640
Repeat, ground crew, pull back to safe zone. Immediately.

719
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,600
Body locks away.

720
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,440
Light errands 1, 2 and 3 in position.

721
00:48:19,690 --> 00:48:21,130
Lowering transport cables.

722
00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:24,570
Commence key lift procedure.

723
00:48:32,090 --> 00:48:35,210
Kiyu has lifted up. Aircraft are clear.

724
00:48:35,530 --> 00:48:38,330
Balance gyros optimal. Control.

725
00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:42,130
They're on the way. Godzilla has just entered

726
00:48:42,630 --> 00:48:46,310
Tokyo Bay. It is heading directly for the city's down downtown area. Other cities are

727
00:48:46,810 --> 00:48:49,670
threatened. Yokosuka, Yokohama, also Kawasaki.

728
00:48:50,170 --> 00:48:53,550
Evacuations have begun. Eyewitnesses are reporting severe

729
00:48:54,050 --> 00:48:57,150
road conditions. Evacuees should abandon their vehicles.

730
00:48:57,470 --> 00:49:00,910
Joking. Move it. Get out of the

731
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,160
Come on, move it. Godzilla has sighted nearby. Evacuate the

732
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,600
area immediately. Hey, come here.

733
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,360
Godzilla has sighted nearby. Evacuate the area immediately.

734
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,920
Don't just stand there. We've got to get out of here.

735
00:49:36,270 --> 00:49:40,030
Has finished. All visitors to the Akijima Sea paradise must

736
00:49:40,530 --> 00:49:44,470
leave the park immediately. Please follow the instructions given by military

737
00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:48,670
personnel. Get your children directly to the nearest place of safety.

738
00:49:57,470 --> 00:49:59,070
We've just signed of Godzilla.

739
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,640
Pull back. Back. Pull back. Now the

740
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:12,280
model and effects work in. This is a bit of a mixed bag.

741
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:16,400
And the discussion is rife with unnecessary declarative statements

742
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:19,960
about the capabilities that this new Godzilla has. And just when they pull

743
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:23,840
a roger in dawn of the Dead and brag about how indestructible this new

744
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:27,880
Mechagodzilla is, Godzilla pops up from the ocean there at the end of the clip,

745
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,510
activating the whole launch sequence that you end up hearing.

746
00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:34,300
And at the end of the clip, Godzilla walks through. And as I always like

747
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,740
to say, and I mean, right the. Through a model of that

748
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:42,860
large stadium, that it's passable. They do a nice shot of it that they

749
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,860
have before, but the model doesn't quite look right. That's why I said it's a

750
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,620
bit of a mixed bag. But watching him walk right the fuck through it.

751
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,420
I just pressed the I believe button and it didn't care. It looked fine to

752
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,300
me. It was passable. Yeah, I even like that. You know,

753
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,470
sometimes I feel like when they're working with making small

754
00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:02,950
water, like miniature water things, sometimes it looks like

755
00:51:03,450 --> 00:51:06,030
big water, sometimes it looks like splashing little water. Yeah,

756
00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:09,790
you'll even get that. I think I feel like in Temple

757
00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:13,510
of Doom, there's even a part where it's like that looks like small water,

758
00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:17,310
if that makes any sense to you. I know. Actually don't have a lot of

759
00:51:17,810 --> 00:51:21,430
the technical. Yeah, you are 100% correct. What a lot of people may or

760
00:51:21,930 --> 00:51:25,450
may not know is that water and things like water and fire and stuff

761
00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:30,010
like that to do in miniatures is very, very difficult. Which is why Peter Jackson

762
00:51:30,510 --> 00:51:33,290
went to what is called a bigature Right. Where I think he went to a

763
00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:37,130
larger scale model that would help sell that for a lot of his water.

764
00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:40,770
He still used a lot of CGI water in Lord of the Rings and stuff

765
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:44,890
like that, but he did try to use larger models to help sell the water

766
00:51:45,210 --> 00:51:48,650
a little bit more and make it more passable. Even like Superman,

767
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:53,410
when that dam breaks in the Dick Donner Superman movies, that water's

768
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:57,230
not very believable either. The. The thing that Toho does really, really well that makes

769
00:51:57,730 --> 00:52:01,670
Godzilla emerging out of the water work is they had a gigantic fucking tank

770
00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:05,270
that they could have him like. Like to scale, look like a giant

771
00:52:05,770 --> 00:52:08,990
ocean area that he emerges from, and it was just deep enough for the suit

772
00:52:09,490 --> 00:52:12,830
to come up out of and walk around in. And that's how they make that

773
00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:16,310
stuff really, really work because they composite it in with that giant fucking tank that

774
00:52:16,810 --> 00:52:19,630
they have. That really helps. Yeah, but when you're starting to do, like you said,

775
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:23,390
like a rushing water thing, you have to have rushing

776
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:27,570
water be of enough of a scale for it to trick your eye. Still really

777
00:52:28,070 --> 00:52:31,610
difficult because water in that mass of a quantity has a different weight

778
00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:35,810
and flow to it than when it's less. Like, less quantity. You dump

779
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:38,730
it on and it splashes and froths a little bit. It doesn't look the same.

780
00:52:39,230 --> 00:52:43,010
And you're absolutely right. It's a problem that affects people have been fighting with forever.

781
00:52:43,089 --> 00:52:46,610
And even CG has such a difficult time trying to recreate that.

782
00:52:47,090 --> 00:52:50,450
I mean, I'm sure that competes a little bit with that. Like, what is the

783
00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:55,010
word? Atavistic or atavistic like prime. Like primordial or

784
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:58,730
primal feeling of fight or flight. Like we're. Our eyes

785
00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:02,830
are more trained. Like, is this fire? Is this water actually dangerous?

786
00:53:02,910 --> 00:53:06,670
Yeah, to me. And I'm sure that's ingrained deep down in our reptile

787
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:10,390
brain, you know? Yeah. And I think if we start being able to deceive our

788
00:53:10,890 --> 00:53:13,390
brains that much, to where we won't be able to tell the difference.

789
00:53:14,430 --> 00:53:17,510
Who's to say that entertainment isn't going to take us too far and start,

790
00:53:18,010 --> 00:53:20,470
like, literally killing us? Because there's some people that will have some fucking heart attacks

791
00:53:20,970 --> 00:53:24,230
if they believe they're about to drown. Like, if it really fools your brain that

792
00:53:24,730 --> 00:53:27,550
much when you're watching entertainment. Right. That's where VR comes in and it's like,

793
00:53:28,050 --> 00:53:31,580
oh, how dangerous? Dangerous can that go? Yeah, people just falling over,

794
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:35,300
you know, Run. Yeah, yeah. Running. Running and yanking TV down

795
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,260
on top of them. Sprady Krueger Style or

796
00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:42,540
scream. Whichever reference you'd rather. Yeah, Yeah.

797
00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:47,740
I was thinking Shocker. With all the TV TV deaths in Shocker.

798
00:53:48,060 --> 00:53:51,780
Shocker. Yeah. All right. Let's get back to it. Just one

799
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,740
more thing about the suit. They at least built this shit. And that

800
00:53:56,240 --> 00:54:00,140
looks way fucking better than CGI rubble fields that we've seen in the Millennium

801
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,380
Series before. Especially Godzilla walking through this in 2000 when he's walking through the city

802
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,060
and they do just CG dust and rubble fields around for every step.

803
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,940
This stuff is actual rubble happening. And I would much rather see a

804
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,740
model that's not as convincing be smashed. Because at least it's something being

805
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:19,900
smashed in front of me to watch and not just cgi. Yeah.

806
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:23,740
All right. It's hard for Mechagodzilla to work with a green screen.

807
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:27,660
Absolutely. The military and Mecha G move into position. Flying over Big

808
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,960
G in a terrific aerial shot to show sc. The matte lines are a bit

809
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:36,040
iffy on this, but it's still solid. It still looks good. And that leads to

810
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,640
our eighth clip here. Squadron are in position.

811
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,160
Standby to initiate attack sequence. All troops

812
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:46,760
stand by to launch attack. Activate the maser guns.

813
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,560
Can Kiyu stop that thing?

814
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,000
Target sight. Begin descent. Roger.

815
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:59,090
Beginning descent. AKA Jima has been evacuated.

816
00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:03,410
Kiyu has landed. All aircraft get out of its field of fire.

817
00:55:03,910 --> 00:55:08,050
Evacuate the area. Transport cables fully retracted.

818
00:55:08,210 --> 00:55:10,930
Light Hero 3 is pulling out. Commence attack.

819
00:55:11,330 --> 00:55:15,410
Roger. Rockets armed. Firing Missiles

820
00:55:15,910 --> 00:55:19,330
away. Hit it with the masers. Do it now.

821
00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:20,130
Roger.

822
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:29,100
Check it out. It's retreating. Akane, Finish it

823
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,100
off. Absolute zero. Standby.

824
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:42,740
Close off. It's primed. What's wrong?

825
00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:46,580
I'm not getting response. Something's wrong here.

826
00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:50,070
We're losing control. Switch to backup. This can't be happening.

827
00:55:50,570 --> 00:55:54,310
Now. Godzilla's gonna get away. Kiyu is

828
00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:57,790
no longer responding to commands. Akane.

829
00:55:57,950 --> 00:56:01,070
What's happening down there? It won't respond.

830
00:56:01,870 --> 00:56:04,830
Roger that. Take it back to base. Roger.

831
00:56:05,230 --> 00:56:08,590
Roger. Jesus Christ. Are you

832
00:56:09,090 --> 00:56:12,190
trying to kill us? Akane. What's wrong? It's out of control.

833
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,960
It's gone berserk. It's what.

834
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,400
It'S acting like. System overridezilla.

835
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,640
All units remain in place. Standby for the order to attack.

836
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,080
Where the hell's the K squad? Control?

837
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,160
I'll try and distract Might. Follow me.

838
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,640
You sure? Just leave it to me.

839
00:56:42,450 --> 00:56:44,290
Damn it. Follow me, would you?

840
00:56:48,050 --> 00:56:51,250
Aaron 3 stout, sir. You okay?

841
00:56:51,810 --> 00:56:55,130
Hi, Emma. Hayama. Let's get out of

842
00:56:55,630 --> 00:56:57,090
here. Get out.

843
00:57:05,010 --> 00:57:08,420
Why'd you say save me? It's working fine. It's just

844
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,060
not responding. Of Course K thinks we're the enemy.

845
00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:16,140
This is nothing. Wait till it fires its main weapon. Can't you

846
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,380
stop it? Do something now. I'm sorry,

847
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,940
sir. All we can do now is wait till it runs out of power.

848
00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:24,620
How long will that take?

849
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:29,340
An hour. God help us.

850
00:57:30,940 --> 00:57:34,860
Not responding to remote shutdown commands. When you around

851
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,720
with giant monster skeletons, you often fight out that it will

852
00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:42,840
become an unstoppable force of doom. Until it runs

853
00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:47,120
out of power anyway. Which is what seems to happen to the rampaging

854
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:51,000
monstrosity as it runs out of power after walking through. And I mean

855
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,320
right the fuck through a skyscraper. That one looks perfect.

856
00:57:54,820 --> 00:57:58,800
That cartoon style. Yeah. No notes. It walked right the fuck through. No notes.

857
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:03,200
That looked great. With the setting sun behind

858
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:07,430
the city to really sell some scale here, though. This looks gorgeous. This whole

859
00:58:07,930 --> 00:58:11,510
sequence I really enjoyed. I think this sequence had some very

860
00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:15,470
terrific model work. And it all works for me. It really sells it. And when

861
00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:19,470
he walks through that fucking building and it stays together except for that cartoon shape

862
00:58:19,970 --> 00:58:23,350
where he used to be, I'm thinking to myself, well, this is Tokyo,

863
00:58:23,510 --> 00:58:27,790
right? Or this is Japan's city that is being constantly barraged

864
00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:31,870
and hit by these giant monsters. They probably would make a structure

865
00:58:32,370 --> 00:58:35,470
that was sturdy enough for one of them to walk through. And then they just

866
00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:39,650
have to repair the middle section. Yeah, I mean, we talked a

867
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,570
little bit about that in the last one. And I'm sure

868
00:58:44,070 --> 00:58:47,490
gets talked about a lot in Godzilla related movies is in a Godzilla

869
00:58:47,970 --> 00:58:51,730
existent world. It would affect so many different. It would. It would affect

870
00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:56,090
architecture. Yeah. You would design a building to be walked through and at

871
00:58:56,590 --> 00:58:58,850
least save as much of it as you can. Because as long as your side

872
00:58:59,350 --> 00:59:01,810
girders hold and the whole building is sturdy, you're fine.

873
00:59:02,690 --> 00:59:06,290
Yeah. Fill in the middle. Right. Now, obviously the people

874
00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:09,480
trapped in the building are not fine. And like, all of that stuff, it's still

875
00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:13,230
a loss. But, you know, I mean, I'm sure insurance companies are not even

876
00:59:13,730 --> 00:59:16,350
a thing. When Kaijus exist, it's pretty much everybody has to pitch in and deal

877
00:59:16,850 --> 00:59:21,070
with Kaijus or else. Right. Like, that's just like rebuilding a sports stadium

878
00:59:21,570 --> 00:59:24,870
that just gets taken out of the government money. Right, Right. It has to come

879
00:59:25,370 --> 00:59:28,950
out of everybody's pocket. There has to be like a unitary thing where we all

880
00:59:29,450 --> 00:59:32,710
work together to make it happen. Otherwise we don't have a society. We just have

881
00:59:33,210 --> 00:59:36,070
a bunch of drones running around at selfish ends, doing their own thing and trying

882
00:59:36,570 --> 00:59:39,380
to survive. And then the whole colony collapses. And that's not what we want.

883
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:44,060
Yeah, you get Japanese leaders elected and they're like. Lots of

884
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:48,220
countries are not paying their fair share in rebuilding after

885
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,940
the Kaijus hit us. It's very unfair. Very unfair.

886
00:59:52,179 --> 00:59:54,820
I have no idea what you are referring to, sir. So I'm just going to

887
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,540
move on with the rest of my notes. Moving on. Moving on. Wrong show.

888
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,260
Wrong show. The model work looks fucking gorgeous. They cut away from this

889
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,020
to newspaper headlines that basically state what a fuck up this

890
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,920
all is and call for the resignation of the new leader of the nation

891
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,280
and so forth. They cut to that leader in this film,

892
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,160
looking dour and getting out of a car. That means dialogue of an

893
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:21,760
expository nature is on our way. In our ninth clip. Have you found Godzilla yet?

894
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,200
No, not yet. So far we found no trace of it.

895
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,960
I see. I'll take full responsibility.

896
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,360
I pushed Project KIU too hard.

897
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,930
But you can't resign, so. Sir, we need Kiyu.

898
01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:40,010
What happened was a design floor. It can be fixed. And what about the squadron?

899
01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:43,730
I really don't know. You see, son, Kiyu and Godzilla have the

900
01:00:44,230 --> 01:00:47,450
same DNA. So Kiyu might turn against us again.

901
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:50,570
Circular joint. Okay.

902
01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:55,290
Something out there sure made it angry. But what could it be?

903
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:03,380
Akamatsu, I need your data now. Sure.

904
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:12,740
It happened right after Godzilla's roar. It was the sound.

905
01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:16,660
It triggered something in Mechagodzilla. So will you be able to fix

906
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,860
Q? Of course. You see, all Q's computers were put

907
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,820
together using the original Godzilla's DNA. But we can fix that.

908
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:29,200
If we change the base DNA and then assemble completely new computers.

909
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:33,360
Then we're home free and Godzilla will be finished. Let's hope so. But it's

910
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:36,320
a waste. I'm sure Godzilla will end up destroying Q.

911
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,760
Maybe. But listen, Kyu's all we've got,

912
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,120
right? Just for you. I will give it my all.

913
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,320
There goes my mouth again. Hey,

914
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,520
how's the head? That was a close shave. Why did you save me?

915
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:54,010
Huh? So that I don't owe you my life? I'd rather be dead. What's your

916
01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:56,370
problem? Hey, man, she saved my life as well.

917
01:01:57,170 --> 01:02:01,330
Oh, great. So you're all on her side, are you? Cut the

918
01:02:01,830 --> 01:02:04,530
crap. We're fighting Godzilla here, not Akane.

919
01:02:04,850 --> 01:02:07,970
Drop the attitude, would you? All right.

920
01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:11,570
Hey, come on. Let's get out of here. Where did Sarah go

921
01:02:12,070 --> 01:02:14,610
to? Sarah? What are you doing?

922
01:02:15,650 --> 01:02:19,200
Dad? K is a living creature to too, right? Why are

923
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:23,120
we making it fight Godzilla when it just wants to be friends? It's not

924
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:27,600
fair. The H Bomb created Godzilla. So we build a Cyborg to destroy

925
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:31,800
it, and it turns on us. Well, it's our own fault, nobody else's.

926
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,400
I know what you mean. I really do. No, you don't.

927
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,960
You adults, you tell us all that life is important, but you

928
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:42,680
don't believe it. Just look. That poor creature is in pain and you don't care.

929
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,870
Sarah, she's been through a lot. When she

930
01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:50,590
was 4, her mom died in childbirth. She got sick. It was just one of

931
01:02:51,090 --> 01:02:54,430
those things. You see, the doctors told us that they could either save her life

932
01:02:54,930 --> 01:02:57,270
or the life of the baby. Tough choice. I told the doctor to save my

933
01:02:57,770 --> 01:03:00,750
wife's life. My wife, she wanted the baby to be born more than anything.

934
01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:04,110
And then we had Sarah, who wanted them both to stay alive. Of course,

935
01:03:04,670 --> 01:03:08,550
sadly, both of them ended up dying. Ever since then,

936
01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:12,050
little Sarah has been really sensitive about things that to do with life and death.

937
01:03:12,690 --> 01:03:15,810
Hey, are you talking with your mother again? Sarah, that's none of your

938
01:03:16,310 --> 01:03:19,810
business. You have to stop running away from reality. Move on.

939
01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:23,650
I know it's scary, but you have to stop it. Just leave me alone.

940
01:03:23,810 --> 01:03:26,769
Hey. If you want to survive, you've got to put up a fight. That's what

941
01:03:27,269 --> 01:03:30,130
I've had to do. What do you mean? Fight who? I've had to fight everyone.

942
01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:33,930
Anyway, Q is alive. You're right. And it's a lot like me. His life

943
01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:37,410
is worth nothing at all. What are you talking about? No, it's not.

944
01:03:37,910 --> 01:03:41,010
Nobody's gonna miss me when I'm gone. I should never at all. Stop it.

945
01:03:41,510 --> 01:03:44,030
Life is a precious. Every life is worth something.

946
01:03:44,350 --> 01:03:47,710
Everyone. Are you sure? They cut from this to Big G under the water

947
01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:51,590
in the ocean, taking a little R and R. And they use this as

948
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:55,470
an opportunity to do some great puppeteering of the eyelid and

949
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:59,270
the iris of his eye before they cut from this to human dialogue

950
01:03:59,770 --> 01:04:03,870
stuff in our tent. Whip, here's the latest sonar contact.

951
01:04:04,510 --> 01:04:08,210
It's close. Godzilla Possum

952
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,600
probably. It's moving real fast. Godzilla has

953
01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:15,240
been sighted in Tokyo Bay. It's heading towards Shinigawa.

954
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,320
ETA is over 100 hours. All troops, take your positions

955
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:23,600
immediately. The evacuation is proceeding according to

956
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:24,280
plan, sir.

957
01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:35,970
Unit in position on Shinagawa pier.

958
01:04:37,570 --> 01:04:39,250
There it is. Hold your ground.

959
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:48,290
Begin attack. F2, yellow five. Beginning attack.

960
01:04:48,610 --> 01:04:51,970
Godzilla heads inland and is attacked by jets. At the end

961
01:04:52,470 --> 01:04:55,770
of the clip, he responds by frying the jets with his atomic breath. There is

962
01:04:56,270 --> 01:05:00,010
a terrific shot of him walking towards the cameras lit like the monster

963
01:05:00,510 --> 01:05:04,760
he is. While the jets he fried crash into fiery explosions

964
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,520
through the hellscape he is Walking.

965
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,680
Total badass moment there. Because it all just lights up. Big red fire.

966
01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:14,680
And then he's just stepping through it like, yeah, you're done.

967
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:19,999
Yeah, slow Mo. Stroll mo. The military moves mazers

968
01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,720
and other weapons into position. And they blast away with maser fire

969
01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:27,960
in retreat before Big G just fries the entire fucking

970
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,200
dock. He is right near with his atomic breath. And they

971
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:34,840
cut from that shot to a shot of Mecha g. And our.

972
01:05:35,340 --> 01:05:38,260
11Th clip has landed at Shinagawa Q.

973
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,900
Overhaul complete. Diagnostics complete. All parameters

974
01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:50,980
Shinigawa's under sustained attack. All troops fall back to

975
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,500
defensive positions. The repairs are complete. It's ready.

976
01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:57,860
Aren't you gonna scramble the squad? Not yet. All our other

977
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,590
weaponry is useless. What are we waiting for? More innocent people?

978
01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:05,580
People to be killed? Unit one is sustained 40 damage. Unit two,

979
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,660
move to front line. Move it up. Come on. Right, let's go.

980
01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:13,020
Chief of Staff is waiting for you, sir. He's at the central command

981
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:17,060
post. He'll brief you there. Very good. And the head of AMF in the.

982
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:21,140
Kiyu control room, Sir. What is it? Sir, I'd like

983
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:25,340
permission to launch K. It's been fully repaired.

984
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:29,500
It's completely safe. You better be sure, Togashi. Both our futures depend on

985
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,180
this. I'd stake my life on planet.

986
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:36,580
Permission granted. It's the only chance we

987
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,540
have left against Godzilla. I take full responsibility.

988
01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:45,740
Godspeed to you, Colonel. General.

989
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:47,740
The Prime Minister gave the okay.

990
01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:52,460
I heard. That's good news. I'm going with them.

991
01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:56,140
Fine. Systems check complete. All systems green.

992
01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:01,260
Gentlemen. Launch Kyu. Initiating K launch

993
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,900
procedure. At the end of the clip,

994
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,700
the daughter of the genetic computer guy extends a hand out to

995
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,780
the female pilot that is making her father tumescent in all

996
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:18,340
definitions of the word. And we are left wondering what will happen with this

997
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,260
handshake as that takes us over the 2/3 mark of the film.

998
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:26,020
So we are almost there. We're ready for pretty much the final

999
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,810
showdown of the movie and the battle. Because we only got about 28 minutes left.

1000
01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:31,970
And I don't know how much of that is going to be suit fight.

1001
01:07:32,470 --> 01:07:35,090
I didn't quite time it all out, but it was enough to make me happy

1002
01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:39,690
to watch this once again. That's all I'm going to say. Final countdown.

1003
01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:46,090
The thing I think the Matt will hate the most about you guest hosting is

1004
01:07:46,590 --> 01:07:49,330
you get to sing and he doesn't. Because I'm not going to yell at you

1005
01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:53,050
for that. I'm sorry. I didn't do that on purpose. I forgot.

1006
01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,850
All right, so we've Got this shaping up.

1007
01:07:58,790 --> 01:08:02,510
So Kira has this issue where because it is built out of a

1008
01:08:03,010 --> 01:08:07,150
Godzilla, it somehow became self aware as a Godzilla

1009
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:11,390
again on how they built it from the Godzilla roar. And then it went and

1010
01:08:11,890 --> 01:08:14,990
griefed its own city. And Godzilla is like, oh, you got this. And just was

1011
01:08:15,490 --> 01:08:18,790
like, okay, well. And then he just walks away. And I also think that Godzilla

1012
01:08:19,290 --> 01:08:22,670
wasn't going to attack that one because the DNA was close enough in

1013
01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:27,110
how it was built that something was making Godzilla think that they were together,

1014
01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:30,380
like they were kind of the same, or that it was another creature like him,

1015
01:08:30,770 --> 01:08:34,810
you know, and it was friend shaped. Is a friend. Yeah. If not friend,

1016
01:08:35,310 --> 01:08:37,090
why not? Why friend shaped, Right? Yeah.

1017
01:08:39,090 --> 01:08:42,050
And also, maybe there was like a, you know, like a sense because, you know

1018
01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:44,970
how animals will have like a certain scent and they can tell that they're the

1019
01:08:45,470 --> 01:08:48,650
same kind of animal or something along those lines. You can differentiate with that.

1020
01:08:49,150 --> 01:08:52,610
And maybe there's something there that Godzilla can sense that it

1021
01:08:53,110 --> 01:08:55,330
was built out of. You know, the original him, if you will.

1022
01:08:56,770 --> 01:09:00,010
I can tell there's part of me. Which is why I think it just kind

1023
01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:02,370
of roars when it gets attacked and is like, okay, well, well, I'll leave you

1024
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:05,410
alone then. And just walks away. Right. I think that's why Godzilla does that in

1025
01:09:05,910 --> 01:09:08,810
this one the first time around, you know, just to let Mecha G go off

1026
01:09:09,310 --> 01:09:12,410
and rampage. And it's fun to watch Mecha G actually destroy

1027
01:09:12,910 --> 01:09:16,250
the city too, so. But then they come back and they decide they're going

1028
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:20,090
to make it to where Mecha G won't react to the Godzilla roar.

1029
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:23,050
And they think they have the problem solved. And that's where our final battle is

1030
01:09:23,550 --> 01:09:26,690
getting started. And I'm pretty sure that that's going to be whatever they change is

1031
01:09:27,190 --> 01:09:29,330
going to make it to where Big G is going to now. Say, hey,

1032
01:09:29,830 --> 01:09:32,850
you friend shape, but you don't smell right or you don't feel right.

1033
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:37,150
We're going from don't start nothing. Won't be nothing to

1034
01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:38,750
f around. Find out.

1035
01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:45,310
And we also may or may not

1036
01:09:45,710 --> 01:09:49,629
have a situation to where it's kind of uncanny valley

1037
01:09:50,129 --> 01:09:54,310
which angers Godzilla even more, where he's like, you look like you might be me,

1038
01:09:54,810 --> 01:09:58,390
but you ain't me, and I don't like it. I'm gonna show you how

1039
01:09:58,890 --> 01:10:02,710
me I can be. You can't out me

1040
01:10:03,210 --> 01:10:06,970
me. That's where I keep. Right now.

1041
01:10:07,470 --> 01:10:09,610
Now let's move on to the end with the run to the end. What do

1042
01:10:10,110 --> 01:10:12,450
you think? I'm down. All right. So the run to the end picks up with

1043
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:16,690
the female hero pilot smiling at the daughter, looking to shake hands with

1044
01:10:17,190 --> 01:10:20,570
her. They shake hands. The dad is shown sighing relief, and the

1045
01:10:21,070 --> 01:10:24,450
pilot bolts out as they cut to Mecha G taking

1046
01:10:24,950 --> 01:10:28,450
off. And then to the daughter who says some talky hole stuff

1047
01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:31,930
in our 12th clip. You know, Mom,

1048
01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:36,510
I kind of like her. She reminds me of

1049
01:10:37,010 --> 01:10:39,150
you. Coming aboard.

1050
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,630
We are coming to you live from outside Shawa Hospital,

1051
01:10:44,190 --> 01:10:46,430
seeing her as one of complete devastation.

1052
01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:51,150
Well, they're lying on floors and Godzilla.

1053
01:10:58,270 --> 01:11:01,640
I see, see it? Range 350 meters.

1054
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:10,160
It's coming right for us. SSM1, activate your

1055
01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:14,160
squadron. Be advised, Godzilla is approaching the hospital. We're too

1056
01:11:14,660 --> 01:11:18,600
late. We'll have to release K. What? Is she serious?

1057
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,960
Prepare to release. Yeah, she's serious. She's still trying to get us to call a

1058
01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:24,220
Kira when we know it's Mechagodzilla for Godzilla.

1059
01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:30,850
Deal with it, lady. It's fucking. Mechagodzilla doesn't

1060
01:11:31,350 --> 01:11:34,610
need to be called anything else. With that, Mecha G fires up its

1061
01:11:35,110 --> 01:11:39,090
own mega rockets and starts flying its way in relatively tolerable

1062
01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:43,930
CGI fashion towards its intended target at significantly faster speeds.

1063
01:11:44,430 --> 01:11:48,130
They cut from this to the inside of a tank and our 13th clip.

1064
01:11:48,210 --> 01:11:49,730
SSM1, fire.

1065
01:11:55,370 --> 01:11:58,490
With that, they fire off a bunch of missiles into Big G.

1066
01:11:58,990 --> 01:12:02,330
And he returns fire with a massive atomic breath blast.

1067
01:12:02,830 --> 01:12:06,090
As Mecha G swoops in to the rescue, we see a nurse

1068
01:12:06,590 --> 01:12:09,890
realize a little girl is still inside the hospital that Big

1069
01:12:10,390 --> 01:12:14,090
G seems determined to destroy, like the bad boy he is in this flick.

1070
01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:18,250
And he full on gives the fuck you eyes to the nurse standing

1071
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:22,400
there about to be obliterated. But before the blast of the his atomic breath

1072
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:26,440
can happen, Mechagodzilla does an epic anime vaso

1073
01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:30,600
slide into the right of the frame, shoulder checking Godzilla like

1074
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:34,160
the hockey enforcers of old. Right out of gameplay,

1075
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:38,560
right up against the boards, right? Did it not look like that? Like he fucking

1076
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:42,960
board checks Godzilla hard that Mechagodzilla does. Yeah,

1077
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,800
make him know you're there. Mecha G is holding

1078
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:52,000
a pose, glowing, glowing brightly for quite a bit of time before that

1079
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:55,920
light effect fades and it gets back into its straight standing robot

1080
01:12:56,420 --> 01:13:00,200
pose. The soldier who stayed behind to try to help the nurse takes the

1081
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:04,040
opportunity to try once again to get us to call Mecha G

1082
01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:08,040
that odd name before he evacuates her out to safety. No,

1083
01:13:08,540 --> 01:13:10,240
it's Mecha G. It's not that other name.

1084
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:15,400
You're not selling me on this movie. We're rebranding.

1085
01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:19,200
We're trying to rebrand. They cut from this to Big G getting up out of

1086
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:23,260
the rubble and out a roar. Mecha G steps into position.

1087
01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:26,620
And they cut to even more talky hole dialogue

1088
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,940
in our 14th clip. Get in, quick.

1089
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:38,220
Evacuation of the area complete. Akane, your go.

1090
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:41,820
Roger. Commencing attack. This sets off a hellfire

1091
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:45,820
of missiles at Big G with terrific explosions and smoke effects.

1092
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,860
But is barely an inconvenience for Big G who roars and charges

1093
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:54,480
at Mecha G. Mecha G roars his own soulless bionic battlecry and

1094
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:59,080
charges in to meet Big G in a set of explosive collisions.

1095
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:02,880
There's explosions every time they run into each other. It looks like they're smashing into

1096
01:14:03,380 --> 01:14:06,520
things or stomping on cars that explode. And then also the buildings look like they

1097
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:10,480
kind of go up. But also it looks like just Big G causes a random

1098
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:14,960
explosion everywhere. It strikes against Mecha G too. So I'm not sure exactly

1099
01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:18,800
if that's all of it or if that was all intended to be just that

1100
01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:22,120
way or if they just had them have explosions whenever they hit. Just to sell

1101
01:14:22,620 --> 01:14:25,220
it. I don't know. Against metal.

1102
01:14:25,780 --> 01:14:29,460
Right? Who knows? Godzilla gets the upper hand and really

1103
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:33,860
pushes Mecha G back. So Mecha G fires off a ton of missiles and

1104
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,940
then flies in a retreat to use maser fire from the mouth on Big G

1105
01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:42,020
for what feels like fucking ages. Until Big G does a

1106
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:46,260
direct atomic breath blast that sends Mecha G into

1107
01:14:46,340 --> 01:14:49,740
next week and out of the fucking frame. They cut to some

1108
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:53,620
talkie hole dialogue and our 15th clip. Give me a damage report.

1109
01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:58,080
We're okay.

1110
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:10,920
Mecha G appears to have lost its shoulder cannon in that atomic

1111
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:14,720
breath blast that sent it rocking backwards. But it is back up,

1112
01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:19,280
engaging in what we in the hillbilly appreciators of Godzilla business

1113
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:22,600
call a Kaiju slobber knocker. Big G

1114
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:26,660
decides to make the shoulder cannon ratio an even number once

1115
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,540
again by forcibly removing the last one with a short arm punch.

1116
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:33,980
They get knocked apart and engage in the traditional

1117
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,580
test of strength mercy game that you see wrestlers like to do a lot.

1118
01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:40,860
They used to call it Indian wrestling, but that's a problematic term now. But it's

1119
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:43,620
basically you clutch hands and try to see who can make the other one get

1120
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:47,420
down on their knee by being stronger and breaking the wrist back and pushing the

1121
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:51,020
arms down and stuff. That's what they're doing. This tense of strength and mercy game

1122
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,670
continues. Which Godzilla starts to win until

1123
01:15:55,070 --> 01:15:58,230
Mecha G stabs him right in the bicep. With a hidden

1124
01:15:58,730 --> 01:16:02,030
arm sword that also starts pumping what looks like that yellow

1125
01:16:02,110 --> 01:16:05,190
mazer power into it as well. Is that what you thought it was? Yeah,

1126
01:16:05,690 --> 01:16:07,310
that's what I thought it was. I thought, yeah.

1127
01:16:08,670 --> 01:16:12,030
This does Big G real dirty and

1128
01:16:12,530 --> 01:16:15,790
really seems to hurt him until he starts glowing super blue

1129
01:16:16,290 --> 01:16:19,550
and atomic breath blasts that weapon right the fuck into

1130
01:16:20,050 --> 01:16:23,550
oblivion. And to add insult to injury, Big G shows us he

1131
01:16:24,050 --> 01:16:28,060
has been trained as as he executes a devastating front

1132
01:16:28,140 --> 01:16:31,580
heel pump kick that puts Mecha G on its back

1133
01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:35,540
for the fucking count. That was fucking awesome. And yanks

1134
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:38,220
the blade out of its arm. Yeah, that's the next thing that he does.

1135
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,540
Big G pulls that knife blade right out of his arm. It's still sticking in

1136
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:45,300
his bicep. He pulls it right out and then just carelessly discards it like it

1137
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,540
was, I don't know, like a sliver or a splinter and it doesn't even matter.

1138
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:52,540
Before crouching back into his modern fighting stance and getting ready to

1139
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,740
do some more stomping on Mecha G. So he goes charging, stomping his way at

1140
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:00,280
Mech G, and uses that momentum to stomp a foot firmly

1141
01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:04,320
on his opponent, pinning it down and firing up a mega

1142
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:08,760
atomic breath blast that is interrupted at the last second

1143
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:12,680
when Big G is struck multiple times with missile fire. Which leads

1144
01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:16,440
into our 16th clip. You're clear. Get out.

1145
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,640
Back unit away. Releasing now.

1146
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:24,320
This bit of silliness has the back rocket fired

1147
01:17:24,820 --> 01:17:28,120
at Godzilla, driving him backward and far enough away

1148
01:17:28,620 --> 01:17:32,100
for Mecha G to regroup. Godzilla tosses the rocket aside

1149
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:35,780
after it's not pushing him that strongly and

1150
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,460
mostly out of fuel. This causes the rocket pack to still explode into

1151
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,980
a beautiful goddamn fireball right next to him. No notes.

1152
01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:43,700
Perfection.

1153
01:17:46,020 --> 01:17:49,900
The pilot declares that she will now show the Godzilla

1154
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:54,060
what Mecha G can do and activate some kind of hypersonic

1155
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:58,180
ultra fast movement Cass Hearn style motion attack. Side note

1156
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:02,240
for listeners, if you don't know what any of that, fine, but find the live

1157
01:18:02,740 --> 01:18:05,840
action Cassern at some point from this same era. And I hope it's as cool

1158
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:09,960
as I remember it. Anyway, Mecha G does some kind of old school Superman leap

1159
01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:14,160
and is then behind Big G. Big G turns and the pair start

1160
01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:18,400
another slobber knocker battle. This time they are working

1161
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:21,920
us, with Mecha G hammering down on Big G and

1162
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:25,440
really driving him backward through the cityscape.

1163
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,450
Complete with actual miniature debris fields and pulver cement

1164
01:18:29,950 --> 01:18:33,450
dust everywhere. All of it practical too. That dust that's going

1165
01:18:33,950 --> 01:18:37,210
around everywhere and flying off of them when they're hitting. Wow. Really well done model

1166
01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:40,610
work in this sequence. Very well. Yeah. You feel. You feel the depth of the

1167
01:18:41,110 --> 01:18:45,090
debris. Yeah. This drive backwards ends with

1168
01:18:45,590 --> 01:18:49,570
Godzilla sprawled out face down. So Mecha G does some more silliness with

1169
01:18:50,070 --> 01:18:53,370
a mega tailspin using its remaining back

1170
01:18:53,530 --> 01:18:57,530
rockets that spin ends with a massive toss of Big G

1171
01:18:58,030 --> 01:19:01,550
by the tail across the city. Crashing to the ground as Mecha

1172
01:19:02,050 --> 01:19:05,270
G charges to press its attack. Big G gets up, looks a bit

1173
01:19:05,770 --> 01:19:08,790
woozy. Actually looks woozy as fuck. And then immediately

1174
01:19:09,290 --> 01:19:12,310
falls right back over again. Folks, this is just to

1175
01:19:12,810 --> 01:19:16,150
work. You don't need to worry about Big G. His rage filled ass is just

1176
01:19:16,650 --> 01:19:19,790
happy to have a good fight right now. And is totally pulling a rope.

1177
01:19:20,290 --> 01:19:23,750
A dope. Because not only can he take this punishment, he's just gonna get stronger

1178
01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:28,070
when he heals from every attack that's happening. But anyway, the people celebrate too much

1179
01:19:28,570 --> 01:19:31,940
in our 17th clip. We did can't happen

1180
01:19:32,170 --> 01:19:35,290
fight for much longer. Its power cells are running down.

1181
01:19:35,690 --> 01:19:38,890
The current readings show only 45% left.

1182
01:19:40,010 --> 01:19:42,970
We have to finish this quickly. Roger that.

1183
01:19:43,530 --> 01:19:46,570
Akane. Absolute Zero standby.

1184
01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:50,250
Absolute Zero standby. Locks off.

1185
01:19:51,290 --> 01:19:55,010
Absolute Zero away. The buildings

1186
01:19:55,510 --> 01:19:58,500
have disappeared. What are you doing? Akan. Get up.

1187
01:19:58,980 --> 01:20:02,900
I can't, sir. Kiyo's not responding. What? Sir.

1188
01:20:03,380 --> 01:20:07,460
The heat ray. It's damaged Kiyu's control systems. Get it fixed.

1189
01:20:07,780 --> 01:20:10,900
It's not over yet. Guys. There's a way to operate Kyu manually,

1190
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:14,940
right? I can get into it through an external hatch. That's it. Are you

1191
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:19,380
kidding? She'll die. That's not a heat ray. It's a stream of pure radiation.

1192
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:22,740
I'm going. You can't stop me. I'm not afraid to die.

1193
01:20:22,820 --> 01:20:26,090
Negative. Wish me luck. No, wait.

1194
01:20:26,590 --> 01:20:30,130
Akane. You can't do this. Stop. Get back in formation.

1195
01:20:31,170 --> 01:20:34,810
Take care. Good luck. I know you can

1196
01:20:35,310 --> 01:20:37,970
do it. All Mazer Gun units fired. Godzilla.

1197
01:20:38,050 --> 01:20:41,450
Draw its attention. Are the energy levels holding? No,

1198
01:20:41,950 --> 01:20:45,170
they're dropping fast. They're almost down to zero. Call the power company.

1199
01:20:45,410 --> 01:20:48,570
There must be a way to get power from the city's power grid. To get

1200
01:20:49,070 --> 01:20:51,900
enough, we'd have to black out the whole of Tokyo. We'll do it.

1201
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:55,980
No question. I'll call him personally.

1202
01:20:57,260 --> 01:21:00,460
Damn it. Some of the dialogue. Right? Like it's that corny.

1203
01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:04,420
Yeah. You know, your ego's right. And checks your body can't cash

1204
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,740
type stuff. Yeah, yeah. There's. Okay, we. We kind of talked about it. Where the

1205
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,740
clip was playing. So I might as well bring it up here. Now that the

1206
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,620
clip is Done. There's like a lot of dialogue in this with the military

1207
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:17,400
people that run the Kiru. Like Mechagodzilla functions where

1208
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:21,000
it feels like they're hotshots dialogue. Or like Hot Shots Part two.

1209
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:24,720
It's like you said, your mouth writing checks your body can't cash

1210
01:21:25,220 --> 01:21:28,480
and stuff like that. Where they put in the cliches in Hot Shots to point

1211
01:21:28,980 --> 01:21:32,160
out how cliche this stuff is. And yet the dialogue that's dubbed in here is

1212
01:21:32,660 --> 01:21:34,880
almost exactly the same. And they're trying to play it as if it's straight,

1213
01:21:35,380 --> 01:21:38,800
right? Yeah. And it could be more beautifully said in

1214
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:43,280
the original Japanese. But yeah, let's just hope so for that sake. But it

1215
01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:46,320
doesn't fucking matter because the Kaiju shit is solid on this one. That's all that

1216
01:21:46,820 --> 01:21:50,020
matters to me. Yes, this movie is what it's supposed to be.

1217
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:54,700
With that, the Akani lady fires her batarang gun from the 90s

1218
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:58,860
Batman movies and weasels her way inside of that Mecha G. And they

1219
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,580
cut to more expository dialogue in our 18th.

1220
01:22:02,740 --> 01:22:06,580
Suspend the power supply to all areas. Area 15 and 16

1221
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,700
off. Area 17 and 18 off. There's no work

1222
01:22:22,350 --> 01:22:25,630
Make sure you decontaminate. Yes, Dr. Yahara.

1223
01:22:28,509 --> 01:22:32,190
It's on, but it's

1224
01:22:32,690 --> 01:22:34,670
out of power. We're sending it. Stand by.

1225
01:22:36,670 --> 01:22:41,080
Microwave transition command receiving.

1226
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:44,600
Locked on. Radiate.

1227
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,800
K. I know you can hear me.

1228
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,960
You and I are going to get along just fine.

1229
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,480
Now let's have some fun.

1230
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:03,660
Okay, we are gonna.

1231
01:23:08,370 --> 01:23:12,290
Akane, look out. The clip ends with Mecha G being

1232
01:23:12,790 --> 01:23:16,730
properly piloted by Akane. It's back up on its cybernetic

1233
01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:20,770
feet all of 0 seconds before big G pulls a

1234
01:23:21,270 --> 01:23:24,890
nasty and shoots that fucking thing in the back with some super strong

1235
01:23:25,390 --> 01:23:28,650
atomic breath. And it's breath so strong as a matter of fact, it sends Mecha

1236
01:23:29,150 --> 01:23:32,810
G fast stumble stomping its way forward with the blast's

1237
01:23:33,310 --> 01:23:36,410
momentum. The Mecha G is now knocked to the ground. And Big G is a

1238
01:23:36,910 --> 01:23:39,850
bit of a sore winner as he gloats a little bit with his little roar.

1239
01:23:40,350 --> 01:23:42,370
I'm not wrong, right? It did seem like they were making him look like he

1240
01:23:42,870 --> 01:23:47,410
was gloating there, right? Yeah. That was a bit of a yeah. From Godzilla.

1241
01:23:48,610 --> 01:23:52,050
A little Ray Jackson and early on in Bloodsport.

1242
01:23:54,770 --> 01:23:57,170
Yeah, I did it. I did it. No.

1243
01:23:57,890 --> 01:24:01,190
Akane is knocked cold and has a flash flashback to about

1244
01:24:01,690 --> 01:24:05,550
an hour and 10 minutes ago or so to the death she is responsible

1245
01:24:06,050 --> 01:24:09,270
for. And then has a flash forward from there to less than 15

1246
01:24:09,770 --> 01:24:12,710
minutes ago. Where we see the girl accept her and then like,

1247
01:24:13,210 --> 01:24:16,750
what, 20 minutes before that, when the team finally accepted her, they flash

1248
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:20,310
to that. They accept her from saving the other pilots. I guess they thought

1249
01:24:20,810 --> 01:24:23,150
we would have forgotten all of this that happened and that's why they need to

1250
01:24:23,650 --> 01:24:26,950
reshow it. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they're counting on,

1251
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:30,430
you know, a significant portion of people checking out during

1252
01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:33,930
some of those parts. So it's like, do you remember, Remember this? Or seeing this

1253
01:24:34,430 --> 01:24:37,730
for the first time? They end this silliness with a shot of the doc that

1254
01:24:38,230 --> 01:24:41,010
has the hots for this saucy pilot named Akane.

1255
01:24:41,490 --> 01:24:44,890
And then we get the obligatory psychic moment when

1256
01:24:45,390 --> 01:24:48,850
the girl projects her feelings of loss for her mother onto this

1257
01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:52,570
woman and asks her not to die. She actually gets to see her say that

1258
01:24:53,070 --> 01:24:57,050
this has Akane ready to fight as she calls out to the spirit of Mecha

1259
01:24:57,550 --> 01:25:00,690
G and then gets into the pilot seat and gets

1260
01:25:01,190 --> 01:25:04,790
the thing back up on its feet. Big G prepares a mega blast of atomic

1261
01:25:05,290 --> 01:25:08,990
breath. But the main pilot dude decides he will sacrifice himself. So he

1262
01:25:09,490 --> 01:25:12,990
ejects his co pilot somehow and then flies right

1263
01:25:13,490 --> 01:25:17,830
at Godzilla's mouth, taking a breath blast and still crashing right

1264
01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:21,910
into Godzilla's mouth. Big G chomps down and smashes the

1265
01:25:22,410 --> 01:25:25,550
fuck out of the plane with one arm bar

1266
01:25:25,710 --> 01:25:29,710
drop, leaving the main guy in the plane alive in

1267
01:25:30,210 --> 01:25:33,710
the mouth of this beast as he orders Akane to

1268
01:25:34,210 --> 01:25:37,770
fire that Absolute Zero now that Godzilla's mouth is clogged

1269
01:25:38,270 --> 01:25:41,050
up with his corpse to be, what the fuck?

1270
01:25:41,690 --> 01:25:44,890
I forget about this every fucking time. And every time I'm like,

1271
01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:47,970
that's the most insane thing I think I might have seen in a Godzilla film.

1272
01:25:48,470 --> 01:25:51,490
Like last week when Dan and I was covering our film, the guy flies a

1273
01:25:51,990 --> 01:25:54,610
sub into Godzilla's mouth to be able to fire a rocket from inside of him

1274
01:25:55,110 --> 01:25:57,770
to kill him or attempt to kill him. This pilot was like, you know what?

1275
01:25:58,270 --> 01:26:01,530
I'm just gonna kamikaze my way into his fucking mouth and let's see what happens.

1276
01:26:02,030 --> 01:26:03,370
This is how you fuck around and find out.

1277
01:26:06,150 --> 01:26:08,870
Still more plausible than the Jaws, the revenge.

1278
01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:12,990
Yeah, but that bought Michael Caine a house with a really nice pull. So I'm

1279
01:26:13,490 --> 01:26:17,670
fine with that. Right? Good for him. He deserves it. Absolutely. I 100% agree.

1280
01:26:18,710 --> 01:26:21,790
All right, so the pilot does just that. After the

1281
01:26:22,290 --> 01:26:25,470
order, she fires up the Absolute Zero. But she uses all

1282
01:26:25,970 --> 01:26:29,430
the power the jets and the rest of the machine has to charge

1283
01:26:29,930 --> 01:26:33,350
forward and bear hug Godzilla while yanking the plane

1284
01:26:33,430 --> 01:26:37,810
out of his mouth, launching that pilot dude out, activating his parachute.

1285
01:26:37,890 --> 01:26:41,530
Then she grabs Big G's mouth and clamps it shut

1286
01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:45,610
using her control of Mecha G while flying off, holding the

1287
01:26:46,110 --> 01:26:49,450
Absolute Zero tight against Godzilla's chest and struggling

1288
01:26:49,950 --> 01:26:53,570
to hold it all together while hurtling towards the ocean.

1289
01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:57,570
They crash under the sea and she fires off the Absolute Zero.

1290
01:26:57,730 --> 01:27:01,370
We get quite stunned reactions from the cast as

1291
01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:05,410
a giant CGI ice monolith constructs itself out of

1292
01:27:05,910 --> 01:27:09,180
million of frozen spikes refreezing together like an H

1293
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:12,820
bomb explosion of ice in the shape of it. Does that sound about right?

1294
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:16,980
Yeah, like an atomic mushroom cloud of. Ice sickles freezing

1295
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:21,220
together, climbing its way upwards. Yeah. This ice

1296
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:25,220
monolith then shatters and underneath we get a little peek of what appears to

1297
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:29,340
be a few Godzilla spines. Out from under all of that ice. He breaks from

1298
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:33,220
the surface and gives us a that was a bit brisk sounding

1299
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:37,940
roar in our clip, Godzilla has resurfaced.

1300
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:45,140
No sign of Kuming

1301
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:48,740
control. Main weapon damaged. Power cells depleted.

1302
01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:53,900
I'm sorry. I failed. No,

1303
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,460
you didn't. You did great.

1304
01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:04,110
Just great. Send a rescue unit to K Akani.

1305
01:28:05,710 --> 01:28:06,910
We're coming to get you.

1306
01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:11,550
Had sustained 37% damage.

1307
01:28:13,230 --> 01:28:14,590
Well, we couldn't destroy it,

1308
01:28:16,190 --> 01:28:18,590
but we did manage to drive Godzilla away.

1309
01:28:19,390 --> 01:28:22,470
Yes, we did. At last we can beat Godzilla.

1310
01:28:22,970 --> 01:28:26,990
It'll be dead soon. We had to sacrifice a lot to get here. But this.

1311
01:28:27,150 --> 01:28:28,850
This is a great victory.

1312
01:28:32,930 --> 01:28:33,570
Thank you.

1313
01:28:36,450 --> 01:28:39,890
Is a Numa. Great job.

1314
01:28:48,850 --> 01:28:52,050
Sarah. Where is she?

1315
01:28:52,130 --> 01:28:55,180
They cut from the control room to Akane getting out of Mecha

1316
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:59,500
G to stand in her Rob Liefeld designed pouch covered

1317
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,580
flight suit and stare off into the sunset watching Big G

1318
01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:08,460
make his way out into the ocean. And then they roll those credits.

1319
01:29:08,620 --> 01:29:11,940
Cinema Sylps but wait. There is

1320
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:16,060
a scene of Akane looking at the Mecha G being rebuilt

1321
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,580
in a stinger at the very end of the credits. And they do some talky

1322
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:23,460
hole explaining in our final clip. The care crew reports to deck

1323
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:27,340
one immediately. Repeat, repair crew report to deck one.

1324
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:31,260
Thank you. For what? For giving me the strength I needed.

1325
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:35,100
And that goes for you as well. Every life is worth something. I know

1326
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,940
what you meant by that. Now where's the plant? Oh yeah,

1327
01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:42,500
Remember our bet? I have to buy you dinner to celebrate your victory.

1328
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:46,140
No, I didn't win that. We'll call it a tie. You know what that means?

1329
01:29:46,460 --> 01:29:48,970
I have to buy the two of you dinner sometimes.

1330
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:54,080
I'm in. And with that

1331
01:29:54,580 --> 01:29:58,400
very creepy, misogynistic, weird thing that he just said to his own daughter,

1332
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,680
we end this film. Cinema PsyOps

1333
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:09,360
oh, man, the model work. Fighting in this is definitely where

1334
01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:13,280
it's at. All of the fighting in this is really well done. This is

1335
01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:17,840
one of the best Mecha G sculpts out of all of them. I really

1336
01:30:18,340 --> 01:30:21,140
like the one from the 90s quite a bit, and I'm not sure which one

1337
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,660
is the one that ended up in Ready Player one that I've talked about before,

1338
01:30:23,820 --> 01:30:27,740
but it looks like it's a. Like, it just tries to get a general mechagodzilla

1339
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:31,140
thing. I don't think it's a very specific one, but it also feels very much

1340
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:35,060
like the 70s version. But he has other weaponry in it too,

1341
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:39,260
so it's, you know, like anything whenever it becomes fandom. As long

1342
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:42,180
as it's enough like a Mecha G whenever you see it in that kind of

1343
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:44,540
a game, you know it's a Mecha G, but they change it just enough to

1344
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:47,800
get away with it being Mecha G. Yeah. Justin. Yeah.

1345
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,560
I don't like that they keep calling the thing Kiro. I like the idea that.

1346
01:30:52,060 --> 01:30:55,160
I get the idea that it's like a biomechanical. It's not quite a machine.

1347
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:59,080
It's not quite a Kaiju. That's like living again or resurrected.

1348
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:03,000
You know, it's like something in between, like a cybernetic

1349
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:07,320
being. But I don't know if I also like the idea that a Godzilla roar

1350
01:31:07,820 --> 01:31:11,080
could activate the primal Godzilla within its own bones. Like,

1351
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:14,520
it seems like ghost in the machine spirituality. They don't know what they want to

1352
01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:17,520
do, so they just throw everything at the wall and see what sticks and works

1353
01:31:18,020 --> 01:31:21,780
for the plot. Yeah. And I mean. Yeah. And what? It makes the

1354
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:25,700
eyes turn red when it wakes up its own self. Yeah. When it becomes

1355
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:29,220
an evil Godzilla, its eyes turn red. And then it's like evil Mechagodzilla style.

1356
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,980
Yeah. I would kind of like to have seen that it still

1357
01:31:33,480 --> 01:31:36,860
didn't work, even though they changed the thing. Like, the fact that they, you know,

1358
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:40,740
desecrated the corpse of a Godzilla to build this thing should

1359
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:45,420
have made them suffer more. I think that he should have activated the primal Godzilla

1360
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:49,100
again at the end. And it should have been Mechagodzilla being activated

1361
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,920
as a primal Godzilla, destroying the city and Godzilla. And then they both have

1362
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:56,160
to sort of work together. Like, you know, they're fighting together, but Godzilla's like,

1363
01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:59,400
oh, no, you can't destroy these cities. Only I can destroy these cities. And then

1364
01:31:59,900 --> 01:32:03,000
decides to destroy Mecha G that way. Right. And it could

1365
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:06,599
have been the Same result where, like, you know, Mecha G still fires off the

1366
01:32:07,099 --> 01:32:10,640
absolute zero and, you know, they throw him into the ocean and it still

1367
01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:13,640
doesn't work. Right. And then they have to rebuild Mecha G again. You know,

1368
01:32:14,140 --> 01:32:16,800
it's like, you really have to think about it, though. Like, they're desecrating the corpse

1369
01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:20,520
of a Godzilla for this thing. So there should be some

1370
01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:24,860
kind of spiritual payback if you're going to make it hint that there's something supernatural

1371
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:29,340
about this. Yeah. You know, just much like Godzilla within

1372
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:33,660
that world, Godzilla arising when enough destruction of the planet or the environment

1373
01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:37,820
or whatever, you know, or an imbalance happens.

1374
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:41,780
I think that we especially. I mean, I'm. I'm a

1375
01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:46,620
casual. I. I feel like the more dedicated fans

1376
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:51,060
would have totally appreciated that extra level of appreciation for

1377
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:54,870
the sort of rules of that are created in that world. Yeah. I don't

1378
01:32:55,370 --> 01:32:58,910
know. Like, I don't mind the idea that they're using the skeleton, but I don't

1379
01:32:59,410 --> 01:33:02,670
think that they went hard enough into like the supernatural horror edge that they were

1380
01:33:03,170 --> 01:33:06,990
hinting at. I think they just wanted to have an excuse to have the Mechagodzilla

1381
01:33:07,490 --> 01:33:10,030
rampage and grief the city for a little bit. And that's just the closest thing

1382
01:33:10,530 --> 01:33:12,670
that they could come up with. My problem is they abandoned it too fast.

1383
01:33:13,170 --> 01:33:14,910
I think they could have used it again, you know what I mean, in this

1384
01:33:15,410 --> 01:33:18,670
movie. Easily. Yeah. Whatever it is that he did, all it

1385
01:33:19,170 --> 01:33:22,910
did was make this Mecha G more sentient whenever it gets awoken

1386
01:33:23,410 --> 01:33:25,490
to its true nature. Because that's what we're talking about.

1387
01:33:26,770 --> 01:33:29,490
Once it gets awoken to its true nature and how it was designed as a

1388
01:33:29,990 --> 01:33:32,370
Godzilla, it starts griefing the city like Godzilla.

1389
01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:37,610
And I'm using that now for sure now because I like it. It sounds so

1390
01:33:38,110 --> 01:33:41,810
great. Griefing the city. It's just fucking great. It's concise

1391
01:33:42,310 --> 01:33:45,770
and to the point. I guess concise is to the point. Well, you wouldn't be

1392
01:33:46,270 --> 01:33:48,930
daring if concise and to the point weren't a double redundancy.

1393
01:33:49,890 --> 01:33:53,330
Yeah. Why use a couple words when many will do?

1394
01:33:53,970 --> 01:33:57,470
Why use two words when will sufficiently get across the point

1395
01:33:57,970 --> 01:34:01,710
you are validly trying to make? You know, me too.

1396
01:34:04,030 --> 01:34:06,310
All right. Or is there anything else that you want to talk about for the

1397
01:34:06,810 --> 01:34:10,230
movie or mention? I think we sung enough of the effects as they

1398
01:34:10,730 --> 01:34:13,910
were being shown up. And like I said, the main plot points thing that I

1399
01:34:14,410 --> 01:34:16,790
just. I think it just might have been able to be fleshed out a little

1400
01:34:17,290 --> 01:34:20,430
bit more. But this film's an hour and 28 minutes. So absolutely no real complaints

1401
01:34:20,930 --> 01:34:24,230
about it other than I just feel like we could have probably fleshed out a

1402
01:34:24,730 --> 01:34:28,490
little bit more of what's going on with Mechagodzilla becoming like, aware of

1403
01:34:28,990 --> 01:34:32,130
its nature. I like that idea a lot and I would have liked to have

1404
01:34:32,630 --> 01:34:35,850
had that more explored. But that's not to say that the movie does not satisfy

1405
01:34:36,350 --> 01:34:39,010
me and does not make me happy with what we do get. Because the redemption

1406
01:34:39,510 --> 01:34:43,130
arc of the female pilot running the Mecha G

1407
01:34:43,630 --> 01:34:47,290
by herself, I mean, that's gold. If you got to give me a human

1408
01:34:47,790 --> 01:34:49,970
interest story, at least put them in a giant mech and have them fight a

1409
01:34:50,470 --> 01:34:53,290
monster. Right. I mean, that's what makes Pacific Rim work so well for me.

1410
01:34:55,210 --> 01:34:58,410
Yeah, there you go. I was feeling a little

1411
01:34:58,970 --> 01:35:02,470
Pacific. Yeah. I do think. Yeah, I do think it's

1412
01:35:02,790 --> 01:35:06,550
this one. And then there's a 90s Godzilla versus

1413
01:35:07,050 --> 01:35:10,630
Mechagodzilla where the Kaijus have two brains that I mentioned that,

1414
01:35:11,130 --> 01:35:15,190
that. So I think that like the Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla fights

1415
01:35:15,690 --> 01:35:18,990
where the humans are in control and trying to, you know,

1416
01:35:19,490 --> 01:35:22,710
make a Mecha G actually attack Godzilla to protect the humans.

1417
01:35:23,210 --> 01:35:26,750
That's definitely where he drew a lot of inspiration from and changed it just

1418
01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:30,030
enough for his world to where, you know, those of us that are obsessed with

1419
01:35:30,530 --> 01:35:34,050
these kinds of things would recognize what it is that he's making references to and

1420
01:35:34,550 --> 01:35:37,930
realize the homage that it is. And not a complete stealing. He's not movie DJing

1421
01:35:38,430 --> 01:35:41,090
that shit. You know what I mean? He's not Tarantino ing it. He's actually doing

1422
01:35:41,590 --> 01:35:44,490
what movie fans do where he draws inspiration and kind of creates his own story

1423
01:35:44,990 --> 01:35:47,850
out of that same world and uses the rules that he knows work well for

1424
01:35:48,350 --> 01:35:51,450
him. Yeah. Which can be definitely appreciated. Yeah. There's a little side loaded

1425
01:35:51,950 --> 01:35:54,170
review of how much I love Pacific Rim. I even like the second one.

1426
01:35:54,670 --> 01:35:57,890
I'm not gonna lie. I enjoyed the second one too. I mean, giant fucking robots

1427
01:35:58,390 --> 01:36:01,650
battling giant fucking monsters. It's a no brainer. Of course Cort's gonna enjoy it.

1428
01:36:05,310 --> 01:36:07,790
All right, so why don't we move on then? What do you say? Yeah,

1429
01:36:08,290 --> 01:36:11,470
okay. On the pirate radio edit, we will have the hives with the song

1430
01:36:11,550 --> 01:36:15,310
hate to say I told you so. Also released like this film,

1431
01:36:15,390 --> 01:36:18,590
Godzilla against Mechagodzilla in 2002.

1432
01:36:18,750 --> 01:36:21,950
And when we come back, we'll have a story time from Darren once again.

1433
01:36:24,830 --> 01:36:28,110
Better, dude. Better. What could be better than him forgetting to

1434
01:36:28,610 --> 01:36:31,590
shut it off? Dude, he didn't forget to turn it off.

1435
01:36:31,670 --> 01:36:35,470
He forgot to initially turn it on when he meant

1436
01:36:35,970 --> 01:36:39,350
to record. So nothing got recorded at all. And because he

1437
01:36:39,850 --> 01:36:43,509
never starts the recording, I think the patch is working. I feel

1438
01:36:44,009 --> 01:36:47,510
like I am inside a warm marshmallow and the burns feel okay

1439
01:36:48,010 --> 01:36:50,950
now. Oh, I'm so glad that patch kicked in for you. For this man.

1440
01:36:51,030 --> 01:36:54,600
No, he definitely recorded things for his personal diary and

1441
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:58,360
for his experimentation in algorithm refinement. We have a lot of stuff

1442
01:36:58,860 --> 01:37:02,600
to go through for sure. He just didn't record the stuff he intended to

1443
01:37:03,100 --> 01:37:06,640
record. Maybe it's the Dilaudid. But are you saying when he

1444
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:10,520
meant to stop recording, it started, and when he meant to

1445
01:37:11,020 --> 01:37:14,600
start it, it stopped? Exactly. That's why the recorder had to be

1446
01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:18,560
programmed to say when it starts and stops with that creepy voice

1447
01:37:18,810 --> 01:37:22,850
of that lady from the BABS units. He still doesn't know that he recorded

1448
01:37:23,350 --> 01:37:27,210
all the stuff he intended not to, does he? Exactly. Here is the first

1449
01:37:27,290 --> 01:37:30,370
big file folder with all the silence truncated

1450
01:37:30,870 --> 01:37:34,490
out and actual sound and voice split into individual files.

1451
01:37:37,210 --> 01:37:40,010
So if you're ever wondering what it sounds like when you play the rolling stones

1452
01:37:40,510 --> 01:37:43,130
at 2x, I submit to you, ladies and gentlemen, the highs.

1453
01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:48,340
It's higher pitched, it's more snotty, it's more irritating.

1454
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:50,420
And I'm here for it all fucking day.

1455
01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:55,860
I feel like that song is in a load screen in a

1456
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:58,900
hockey video game I had. Oh, that makes sense.

1457
01:38:00,100 --> 01:38:03,460
Well, I'm just dying and I'm sure our audience is as well. I want to

1458
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:07,140
know everything that the little man had to say about this Godzilla film when he

1459
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:09,220
watched it with you and R. Story time.

1460
01:38:16,270 --> 01:38:17,710
Story time,

1461
01:38:20,750 --> 01:38:24,750
Story time. Just to set this up, he actually had

1462
01:38:25,250 --> 01:38:28,590
you taking notes for him while you were watching it together and wanted to

1463
01:38:29,090 --> 01:38:31,790
make sure that there were several things that were notated.

1464
01:38:32,030 --> 01:38:35,430
And so you have that information and you can kind of

1465
01:38:35,930 --> 01:38:38,350
tell me as it's happening in the movie for your story time. I just wanted

1466
01:38:38,850 --> 01:38:41,390
to let everybody know that's what we're gonna have happen in here. Yeah. Ye.

1467
01:38:41,690 --> 01:38:45,370
So like last time, he sort of noticed halfway through

1468
01:38:45,450 --> 01:38:49,370
why the purpose for which I was watching this. Because as

1469
01:38:49,870 --> 01:38:53,130
I said, and we'll say again, you know, watching a Godzilla movie

1470
01:38:53,630 --> 01:38:57,130
isn't out of the ordinary in the house and everything. And he

1471
01:38:58,090 --> 01:39:01,050
was around when I was checking,

1472
01:39:01,290 --> 01:39:05,210
you know, just making sure everything that everybody had going on

1473
01:39:05,710 --> 01:39:08,770
today was on the, you know, shared calendar so,

1474
01:39:09,270 --> 01:39:11,130
like, we could set up a time for you and I to get together.

1475
01:39:11,530 --> 01:39:15,030
So he started asking me when I was gonna watch it and

1476
01:39:15,530 --> 01:39:18,230
he wanted to make sure that I didn't watch it. He had two baseball games

1477
01:39:18,730 --> 01:39:21,950
this weekend. He wanted to make sure that it was

1478
01:39:22,450 --> 01:39:25,230
after that, although I don't know why he thought I'd be watching it at the

1479
01:39:25,730 --> 01:39:29,590
baseball field. Right. That is not the best environment to

1480
01:39:30,090 --> 01:39:33,710
watch any kind of movie, especially a Godzilla movie. But let's face it,

1481
01:39:34,210 --> 01:39:37,470
a baseball related sport that is being played, whether it's softball or

1482
01:39:37,970 --> 01:39:41,030
whatever, is not the best place to not have your eyes constantly on a goddamn

1483
01:39:41,530 --> 01:39:43,990
ball that's about to get struck. Exactly.

1484
01:39:46,450 --> 01:39:50,010
Simple enough. You know, we waited and we got it together last night and

1485
01:39:50,510 --> 01:39:53,930
then I had to wait because he didn't have his books together and he wanted

1486
01:39:54,430 --> 01:39:57,130
to, he wanted to look up the movie, get the stats, get the things that

1487
01:39:57,630 --> 01:40:00,730
he wanted to make sure that I paid attention to. Showing me pictures. He actually

1488
01:40:01,230 --> 01:40:05,930
took my phone and was taking pictures of the pages and

1489
01:40:06,430 --> 01:40:09,730
zooming in on things especially like the, the initial design

1490
01:40:10,230 --> 01:40:13,910
plan for Mechagodzilla and some of

1491
01:40:14,410 --> 01:40:18,470
the other stats. Especially a lot of stuff about the weapon, the weaponry.

1492
01:40:18,870 --> 01:40:22,830
So I specifically needed to write

1493
01:40:23,330 --> 01:40:28,240
down that Mechagodzilla is equipped with a type 87

1494
01:40:28,660 --> 01:40:32,510
668-680-millimeter multiple interlocking rockets

1495
01:40:33,010 --> 01:40:36,590
modified and that the type 0 railgun and

1496
01:40:37,090 --> 01:40:41,120
maser blade for close combat. Type 99 double

1497
01:40:41,620 --> 01:40:45,120
maser mouth cannon to manipulate Godzilla energy.

1498
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:48,840
Oh, so he had it notated that it was a maser

1499
01:40:49,340 --> 01:40:51,920
blade. And we were wondering if that was maser fire the blade was putting in

1500
01:40:52,420 --> 01:40:55,640
there and see if we would have read those notes when we were supposed

1501
01:40:56,140 --> 01:40:58,920
to. We would have known for the audience. So your son was right in this

1502
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:03,240
case, was he not? Yep. Like he said, in case you guys don't think of

1503
01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:07,560
it, this is what you need to have down. And I did tell him

1504
01:41:08,060 --> 01:41:11,560
that you, you do a lot of clips and you're a gigantic Godzilla fan.

1505
01:41:12,060 --> 01:41:15,160
And he said well good, it's in the clips. But we didn't play

1506
01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:18,680
the clips back live just to try and save some time for the recording to

1507
01:41:19,180 --> 01:41:21,640
know that and to actually point that out. Whenever I said it looked like the

1508
01:41:22,140 --> 01:41:25,080
same thing as the Mazer fire, but there we go. Yeah. He said, well,

1509
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:28,600
I am not sure about him, but I know you would probably forget.

1510
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:33,800
Man, your kid talks wicked smack, doesn't he?

1511
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:37,480
Yeah, all day, all the time. Such your child.

1512
01:41:39,870 --> 01:41:43,230
Yeah, it's, you know, it's, it's that, you know, I'm, I'm not even mad.

1513
01:41:43,730 --> 01:41:46,350
I'm kind of Impressed? Sort of. Ron Burgundy answer.

1514
01:41:47,310 --> 01:41:51,150
And oh, when the chest armor opens

1515
01:41:51,650 --> 01:41:55,030
in Kyru slash Mechagodzilla. He was going back and forth trying

1516
01:41:55,530 --> 01:41:59,230
to figure out why they were calling it Cairo. Yeah. The most powerful

1517
01:41:59,730 --> 01:42:03,150
weapon, absolute zero. Consumes 40% of the

1518
01:42:03,650 --> 01:42:07,550
energy to freeze the target to absolute zero degrees and destroy

1519
01:42:07,630 --> 01:42:11,290
at a molecular level. Wasn't Was another thing that.

1520
01:42:11,790 --> 01:42:15,690
And the pay attention to when the eyes change from yellow to red because that

1521
01:42:16,190 --> 01:42:19,610
is when he goes into rogue rage mode and

1522
01:42:19,770 --> 01:42:23,570
will begin. Extra grief on the city outside of

1523
01:42:24,070 --> 01:42:26,250
human control. Extra grief on the city outside of control.

1524
01:42:27,530 --> 01:42:31,130
Outside of human control. Oh,

1525
01:42:31,630 --> 01:42:35,050
damn. If podcasting's still a thing about movies anyway, Podcasting about movies

1526
01:42:35,550 --> 01:42:38,370
is still a thing that people can do. I think he's got a career of

1527
01:42:38,870 --> 01:42:42,510
not making any money at this, but really loving doing it because, man, there's some

1528
01:42:43,010 --> 01:42:46,070
meticulous notations that he made sure of. Like I said, he's already a better G

1529
01:42:46,570 --> 01:42:49,950
fan than me because he has reference material that he wants to make sure that

1530
01:42:50,450 --> 01:42:54,230
we got this information for everybody. Oh, yeah. He suggested

1531
01:42:54,730 --> 01:42:57,470
I take it up upstairs with me. And I said I would take the notes

1532
01:42:57,970 --> 01:43:02,350
in his photographs and everything like that. I said I would probably bonk

1533
01:43:02,850 --> 01:43:06,510
my microphone or my computer trying to manipulate his

1534
01:43:07,010 --> 01:43:10,230
rather large books. Well, I'm so glad

1535
01:43:10,730 --> 01:43:13,000
that he's so dedicated in trying to make sure that whenever he's. You're on one

1536
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:15,400
of these shows that you do a really good job.

1537
01:43:16,920 --> 01:43:19,400
Yep. Gotta help me with my homework.

1538
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:22,920
Right? It's a little payback for all

1539
01:43:23,420 --> 01:43:26,520
the times that you've helped him already. Exactly.

1540
01:43:27,480 --> 01:43:30,480
That's way more fun than New Matt. That's awesome. So have we gotten through.

1541
01:43:30,980 --> 01:43:32,960
That's all of his notes. That's everything he wanted to make sure everybody knew that

1542
01:43:33,460 --> 01:43:36,120
you had written. Those were all the things he wanted to make sure.

1543
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:40,160
Yep. Scrolling back through. Oh, he did want to

1544
01:43:40,660 --> 01:43:44,420
shout out the scientists because sometimes scientists don't get all the credit

1545
01:43:44,500 --> 01:43:46,660
that they deserve. There is Dr.

1546
01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:49,620
Akamatsu who is in robotics, Dr.

1547
01:43:49,780 --> 01:43:53,540
Yamada in microwaves, and Dr. Kano who

1548
01:43:53,780 --> 01:43:57,499
specializes in low temperature physics. All of that was in

1549
01:43:57,999 --> 01:44:01,420
that clip. I do remember it will be played. So. Yeah, but it was mentioned

1550
01:44:01,920 --> 01:44:05,460
in there. But a good scientist is worth repeating to kind of paraphrase how they

1551
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:08,370
used to do credits about a good cast is worth repeating at the end.

1552
01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:11,800
So. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. A good scientist is always worth shouting out more

1553
01:44:12,300 --> 01:44:15,120
than once. I agree with him. And these folks did their job. I mean,

1554
01:44:15,620 --> 01:44:18,800
it effectively fought Godzilla, but who would have been able to foresee that when you

1555
01:44:19,300 --> 01:44:22,360
desecrate a Godzilla corpse, you find out things you didn't think were going to happen.

1556
01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:24,759
Sometimes dead is better.

1557
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:30,000
Yeah. Now let me show you this kick ass trick that I learned in this

1558
01:44:30,500 --> 01:44:31,640
pet cemetery about your dead cat.

1559
01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:38,200
All right, man, I think we're ready to wrap this up. What do you think?

1560
01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:41,340
I think so. All right. We're going to go ahead and play the show Housekeeping.

1561
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:44,740
And immediately following that on the pirate radio edit once again,

1562
01:44:45,240 --> 01:44:48,780
songs that were on the Billboard 100 in the same

1563
01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:52,780
year that this film was released of 2002. We've got the Flaming Lips

1564
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:57,660
up next with the song do youo Realize Immediately following that if

1565
01:44:58,160 --> 01:45:00,820
you've decided you can't get enough of the show and would like. He still doesn't

1566
01:45:01,320 --> 01:45:04,180
know that he recorded all the stuff he intended not to, does he?

1567
01:45:04,260 --> 01:45:07,510
Exactly. Here is the first big file folder

1568
01:45:08,010 --> 01:45:11,950
with all the silence truncated out and actual sound and voice split

1569
01:45:12,450 --> 01:45:15,550
into individual files. All right. Here we go. I just

1570
01:45:16,050 --> 01:45:19,190
want to write one algorithm that will solve all my problems in one of my

1571
01:45:19,690 --> 01:45:22,710
companies for me. Why can't I do this? Why can't I see how to do

1572
01:45:23,210 --> 01:45:26,910
what I want to do? Otherwise this stupid, stupid baby mora

1573
01:45:27,410 --> 01:45:30,790
teddy was right to hate me. I can't even be good at faking being

1574
01:45:31,290 --> 01:45:34,680
good at saving something. Stupid ugly. No one loves me.

1575
01:45:35,180 --> 01:45:39,080
Stupid ugly. No one loves me. Why am I so dumb?

1576
01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:42,720
Why am I so dumb? Good writer. He. He really

1577
01:45:43,220 --> 01:45:46,960
is not stable enough to run an interdimensional communication and

1578
01:45:47,460 --> 01:45:50,880
travel conglomerate. I think it's time to divest our interests in this

1579
01:45:51,380 --> 01:45:55,080
place. Dude, that's handled. You're on this light duty now. Because we

1580
01:45:55,580 --> 01:45:59,250
have gone independent contractors. I used the living workers clause

1581
01:45:59,330 --> 01:46:03,010
Zeven made us all write up to get you out of the manufacturing

1582
01:46:03,510 --> 01:46:07,210
plant's medical facility and into this hospital which supposedly

1583
01:46:07,710 --> 01:46:11,530
increased your survivability from 33 to 100%. How much am I losing

1584
01:46:12,030 --> 01:46:15,810
here just to stay alive? Nothing. You get all of it now by having

1585
01:46:16,310 --> 01:46:20,450
your status switched from a full time vested employee to an independent

1586
01:46:20,950 --> 01:46:24,380
contractor. Now all of your options. Options and deferred bonuses will be paid

1587
01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:28,260
out in full. They think it's so they can claim no

1588
01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:32,780
direct employees were injured. And also it will be enough

1589
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:37,220
to keep you silent about the incident. Really, it's just removing any

1590
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:41,180
leverage that they had against you for what comes next. Now I'm feeling good

1591
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:45,500
enough for this work. I thought that I just did the slightest adjustments

1592
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:49,950
to increase the current in the culminator that it would make it more efficient.

1593
01:46:50,450 --> 01:46:53,950
Why is he up? Why are you so stupid? It's no wonder the drones

1594
01:46:54,450 --> 01:46:57,790
hate you. Everything I try to improve exposed. It's like I

1595
01:46:58,290 --> 01:47:02,270
just said, stupid joke. I would almost feel sad for him if he did not

1596
01:47:02,770 --> 01:47:06,750
knowingly cause the accident that burned me. Think about what you just said

1597
01:47:07,250 --> 01:47:10,990
again and really think about those words in the context of

1598
01:47:11,490 --> 01:47:15,280
a self made recording of the man admitting just that.

1599
01:47:16,320 --> 01:47:19,880
I'm pretty sure that might be my favorite Flaming Lips song and it's certainly the

1600
01:47:20,380 --> 01:47:22,400
most beautiful and accessible of their music.

1601
01:47:22,960 --> 01:47:26,840
Yeah, I'm not extremely familiar, even though I did see

1602
01:47:27,340 --> 01:47:30,800
them at Raya Fest. One year, I'm less familiar. They have a few

1603
01:47:31,300 --> 01:47:33,920
songs that I really really get into. A lot of the stoners I used to

1604
01:47:34,420 --> 01:47:37,880
hang out with in high school for obvious reasons, for anybody that can extrapolate data

1605
01:47:38,380 --> 01:47:41,930
from uncomplaining complete sentences, I kind of knew a little bit more about

1606
01:47:42,430 --> 01:47:44,730
the Flaming Lips because I knew somebody that was a big fan of them and

1607
01:47:45,230 --> 01:47:48,210
so if I wanted to have drugs they had, I had to hang out and

1608
01:47:48,710 --> 01:47:49,370
listen to the Flaming Lips.

1609
01:47:51,290 --> 01:47:55,730
Yep, sitting in the room waiting. Seth Rogen

1610
01:47:56,230 --> 01:47:59,810
in the movie. Oh for

1611
01:48:00,310 --> 01:48:02,930
goodness sakes. Well I don't know where to go to end that and I have

1612
01:48:03,430 --> 01:48:07,140
no idea how to properly try transition from the Flaming Lips in such a beautiful

1613
01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:10,580
song to Eminem and such a hateful song. Oh look, I just did it.

1614
01:48:11,080 --> 01:48:14,740
Well that's how we're going to end this episode, so enjoy Eminem with without me

1615
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:18,540
while you kick the out of this week and make it your on the pirate

1616
01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:22,460
radio edit, think about what

1617
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:27,140
you just said again and really think about those words in the context

1618
01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:31,390
of a self made recording of the man at admitting just

1619
01:48:31,890 --> 01:48:35,830
that. Oh yeah, he knowingly tampered with a machine that

1620
01:48:36,330 --> 01:48:39,910
caused injury and death and recorded himself saying

1621
01:48:40,410 --> 01:48:43,790
he did it. I don't want to get you too hopeful here, but there

1622
01:48:44,290 --> 01:48:47,710
are so many destroyed families. We can get just that recording too

1623
01:48:47,790 --> 01:48:52,270
and help a shitload. I still think this is just how ridiculous

1624
01:48:52,770 --> 01:48:56,480
our reality just is, but I have to admit this coincidence is hard to ignore

1625
01:48:56,980 --> 01:49:00,840
in its synchronicity. I really hope that this is the author thinking about

1626
01:49:01,340 --> 01:49:04,640
how to wrap it up for a happy ending to our sketches. You know,

1627
01:49:05,140 --> 01:49:08,920
if that really is how we all live and exist inside of a badly written

1628
01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:12,840
sketch from an even worse podcast that has no real talent or

1629
01:49:13,340 --> 01:49:16,800
actual effort behind it, I would say that this is the closest

1630
01:49:17,300 --> 01:49:20,760
to a happy ending that a sketch characters like us could Hope for. Yeah.

1631
01:49:22,690 --> 01:49:26,250
Hey, what's up? Hey. Not much, man. Is it sounding the same as last time?

1632
01:49:26,750 --> 01:49:29,730
Yeah, yeah, sounds good. Did you get my message on signal about how. Go right

1633
01:49:30,230 --> 01:49:33,730
ahead. Use your ac. I can eliminate the fan noise. It's a constant, steady drone

1634
01:49:34,230 --> 01:49:37,650
and it is the easiest thing for noise reduction to remove, so don't even worry

1635
01:49:38,150 --> 01:49:41,490
about it. Oh, okay. Cool. Yeah, I, I. Even if it gets through all the

1636
01:49:41,990 --> 01:49:45,130
gates that I have set up in my settings and then my actual physical gates

1637
01:49:45,630 --> 01:49:48,060
that I record to and all that kind of stuff, stuff at the worst case

1638
01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:51,580
scenario, I just find a part where you're not talking and I can hear that

1639
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:54,940
fan noise, I can isolate it and remove it, and you're fine. Okay. Yeah,

1640
01:49:55,440 --> 01:49:58,620
I just, like, I would be okay. I, you know,

1641
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:02,539
I came up recording in my hot garage and now I'm,

1642
01:50:03,039 --> 01:50:06,060
you know, in my finished attic type space.

1643
01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:09,820
Yeah. So I, if you were like, yeah, I, I, I.

1644
01:50:10,320 --> 01:50:14,260
Unless, sorry. No, it's. I know, I know that I am super,

1645
01:50:14,580 --> 01:50:18,060
super picky, recording in progress. But I also

1646
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:21,500
have found ways to get around using fans and stuff like that. So that's not,

1647
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:24,220
it's not like we're making an album here. Right. We're just making a podcast for

1648
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:28,060
a hobby and, like, isolating your voice. You don't need to sacrifice to the

1649
01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:31,380
podcasting gods anymore. You've done your time. You know what I'm saying? Well, you know,

1650
01:50:31,700 --> 01:50:34,700
it's like going into somebody's house and asking if you want me to take my

1651
01:50:35,200 --> 01:50:39,110
shoes off. That's the polite thing. I get it. Yeah. But I'm absolutely 100%

1652
01:50:39,610 --> 01:50:42,150
telling you, no, be comfortable and turn that fan on. We're going to have some

1653
01:50:42,650 --> 01:50:45,550
fun. I'm explaining the show to you.

1654
01:50:45,710 --> 01:50:49,070
Who gives a about that? Hey, you know, you're helping me out.

1655
01:50:49,570 --> 01:50:51,310
It's not like you expect me to remember how to do it.

1656
01:50:52,990 --> 01:50:56,470
It's getting very difficult. You'd know me long enough to know that I either

1657
01:50:56,970 --> 01:51:00,870
remember everything perfectly or just. Yeah, it's either there or it's not.

1658
01:51:01,370 --> 01:51:03,250
And I'm like, he's not going to be. I, I know you well, you if

1659
01:51:03,400 --> 01:51:06,360
enough to know me. Explaining it is not going to offend him. He's just going

1660
01:51:06,860 --> 01:51:09,080
to be like, check. Got it. Remember all of that. You know what I mean?

1661
01:51:09,480 --> 01:51:13,160
Yep. Yeah. I do not feel condescended to. I'll tell you when I want you

1662
01:51:13,660 --> 01:51:17,440
to feel condescended to. Okay. Okay. When I condescend

1663
01:51:17,940 --> 01:51:21,440
you, you'll know. Or maybe you won't, because you don't.

1664
01:51:21,940 --> 01:51:24,920
Can't figure it out. Oh, message.

1665
01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:26,280
See now that'll make it.

1666
01:51:28,930 --> 01:51:32,410
Gotta catch my breath there. See, I was hitting in micro machines mode there for

1667
01:51:32,910 --> 01:51:36,090
a second. Like we're not in a rush, but I've done it so much that

1668
01:51:36,590 --> 01:51:39,730
I can't. That's how I show now, you know? You know? Yeah, I.

1669
01:51:39,810 --> 01:51:42,930
I'll. I'll try to stick with your rhythm. Keep your rhythm. You don't want to

1670
01:51:43,430 --> 01:51:46,090
throw it off for the random fill in. You want to keep it the way

1671
01:51:46,590 --> 01:51:49,970
the. The way you're traditionally wanting it to be. Yeah. You don't want

1672
01:51:50,470 --> 01:51:53,610
to be a fill in drummer for like Fleetwood Mac and go all Tom Lombardo

1673
01:51:54,110 --> 01:51:57,740
Slayer on yeah. While fun for you, the drummer

1674
01:51:57,900 --> 01:52:01,460
not good for Fleetwood Mac. Right. It's all fun and games until you get

1675
01:52:01,960 --> 01:52:05,380
off stage and they're like, why the did you play it that fast? Right.

1676
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:09,140
I remember HR complaining about the drummer from the Bad Brains playing the song too

1677
01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:11,900
fast because he wanted to go hit on a girl. And that's why they ended

1678
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:15,220
up being as fast as they were because the drummer would always rush them just

1679
01:52:15,720 --> 01:52:19,380
so he could go hit on girls. Oh, nice. I mean sometimes

1680
01:52:19,880 --> 01:52:23,870
that's just. That's just. There's so few times where drummers remember

1681
01:52:24,370 --> 01:52:27,590
they're in control. Thanks for setting that

1682
01:52:28,090 --> 01:52:31,670
up so well. That was beautiful. It's what I try to do.

1683
01:52:32,170 --> 01:52:35,829
Gotta be a good couch man. Okay. More Andy richter than Ed

1684
01:52:36,329 --> 01:52:40,070
McMahon, but. Yes, sir. I think this is the one where

1685
01:52:40,150 --> 01:52:43,270
I got criticized for not taking enough notes.

1686
01:52:43,990 --> 01:52:48,120
So I had to write down all the specifics. Like Mechagodzilla

1687
01:52:48,620 --> 01:52:52,720
is equipped with type 87680 millimeter multiple

1688
01:52:53,220 --> 01:52:56,320
interlocking rocket. Like I've got like a paragraph and a half.

1689
01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:59,760
You should tell him that I record the audio when they explain that stuff.

1690
01:53:00,260 --> 01:53:02,640
Next time if you do another one with me and see what he said.

1691
01:53:03,140 --> 01:53:06,160
I did. He did. He's like. Well, just in case he doesn't grab that clip,

1692
01:53:06,560 --> 01:53:09,760
it's like, dude, Dude. Yes. Okay, we're gonna save that for

1693
01:53:10,260 --> 01:53:14,250
the story time. That's. That's glorious. And I

1694
01:53:14,750 --> 01:53:17,370
want to know all of his notes anyway, so that's just great. Like I.

1695
01:53:17,870 --> 01:53:21,290
That's. That's. That's beautiful. All right, let's jump around here.

1696
01:53:21,690 --> 01:53:25,170
I need to scroll down and catch my breath. Jesus Christ. That was a

1697
01:53:25,670 --> 01:53:29,050
bit brisk sounding roar there. You can patch it now. You dumb. Can't talk.

1698
01:53:33,530 --> 01:53:37,440
I just wish I wasn't an allegory or more or less. And of what

1699
01:53:37,940 --> 01:53:41,800
happens to someone for working with assholes like Z Von. If you're an allegory,

1700
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:45,560
what am I? You never seem to question how you have all the

1701
01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:48,960
answers and know just what to do and when to do it when shit goes

1702
01:53:49,460 --> 01:53:52,719
down. I think our author speaks through you, even though you don't know it or

1703
01:53:53,219 --> 01:53:56,760
believe that they do. I mean, you get the best dialogue. Because I am obsessed

1704
01:53:57,260 --> 01:54:01,200
with my grammar and sentence structure, I read up on all the manuals

1705
01:54:01,700 --> 01:54:05,330
and documentation just so I know everything I need to know to stay alive in

1706
01:54:05,830 --> 01:54:09,050
that hellscape. They call it a factory. That means your author's speaking through me.

1707
01:54:09,550 --> 01:54:12,090
You don't have to believe in them for them to believe. They need to write

1708
01:54:12,590 --> 01:54:15,410
about you, dude. You have to make it weird. So much for a happy ending.

1709
01:54:15,910 --> 01:54:20,290
The author plots in mysterious ways. The author is a stone writing

1710
01:54:20,790 --> 01:54:24,250
bad parody. Get some fucking sleep. We have a lot more recordings to get

1711
01:54:24,750 --> 01:54:28,420
out there. Spoken like a true mouthpiece character. So commanding.

1712
01:54:28,920 --> 01:54:32,060
Oh, off with that chosen voice bullshit and get some rest.

1713
01:54:32,620 --> 01:54:35,860
Oh, for goodness sakes. Well, I don't know where to go to end that.

1714
01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:40,020
And I have no idea how to properly transition from the Flaming Lips in such

1715
01:54:40,520 --> 01:54:43,899
a beautiful song to Eminem and such a hateful song. Oh, look, I just did

1716
01:54:44,399 --> 01:54:48,140
it. Well, that's how we're gonna end this episode. So enjoy Eminem with without me

1717
01:54:48,640 --> 01:54:51,620
while you kick the out of this week and make it your bitch on the

1718
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:53,180
pirate radio edit. I'll spare you.

1719
01:54:55,670 --> 01:54:59,430
Oh, I used to listen to a lot of Eminem. I did too, until the

1720
01:54:59,930 --> 01:55:03,190
homophobia. And then once I realized how bad it was, I was like, nope,

1721
01:55:03,690 --> 01:55:04,870
no more. Recording stopped.