If you've ever pushed your jowls back up with two fingers, chasing the jawline you had at 35, this is the episode that finally explains why it's happening and what actually fixes it.
I'm 49, i've never had a facelift, and I've spent $1.3 million on my face figuring out what works on jowls, what's a total waste of money, and the treatment I paid thousands for that made mine worse.
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This one is for every woman who looks in the mirror lately and doesn't recognize the bottom half of her face. I'm a skincare founder and a Certified Clinical Nutritionist, and I've spent $1.3 million and years of my life testing what actually holds a jaw up after 40, so you don't have to learn it the expensive way like I did.
First I get into why jowls even happen, and it is not what you think. It is not just loose skin, it is your fat pads sliding, your collagen thinning, and the part I found out the hard way, your actual face bones shrinking.
Then I walk through everything I do, in order from the cheapest thing to a facelift. The two free things you can start today, the microcurrent I do at home, the Sculptra reveal that even injectors get wrong, exactly where I put filler and where I would never, and the little Botox trick that lifts a jaw instead of just smoothing it.
Then I tell you the truth about the stuff that gets all the hype and does nothing for a jowl, the treatment I regret paying thousands for, the one I am about to try next, and where I would spend my own money if I had to pick just one. Grab a drink. We have got shit to talk about.
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I’m pulling back the curtain on what it actually looks like to be 48, building a skincare company, navigating perimenopause, raising a teenager, and refusing to become invisible.
The stuff nobody talks about after 40. And how I’m rewriting all of it.
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