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10 years. Hello.
Hello and welcome to the 508th consecutive week
of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort. The guy that is really
questioning how Space Godzilla really ended up happening. And joining
me in the confusion and frustration of covering the movie Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla
is my co host, Matt. I mean, it would be so bad if you did
try to force a human storyline into it. Oh, no. Because you could tell
it was so far. I'm sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. Hi,
everyone. Here's the thing. Godzilla movies will always have forced
human stories in them, and you will always find them frustrating. And you can either.
This is worse than almost any other movie. I understand that you're feeling that way.
I absolutely do. And I'm not trying to discount those. Those feelings or that frustration.
What I'm saying is this is how Godzilla movies are going to start being for
a while. So we have to get you the human interest stuff. You've heard me
complain about it in the past. When I got tired of it, that shit just
came back around in the 90s. Godzilla 4 you here in 94.
I was able to sort of ignore it because I was also doing other tasks
while watching this again, like trying to prep for the Everything. So it wouldn't
take as much time, even though it still did. But I don't disagree
with you and I'm kind of interested in what parts actually irritated you and what
didn't. And it was actually a culmination. And so I'll.
I'll get to all that. Right, right. And it's going to be interesting because obviously
we're recording out of order once again, because that's just what we do whenever you
cover the. The second film or the even number film or whatever we end up
on. Wherever we do it. Yeah, whatever. Math works. Yeah,
yeah. However it shakes out, if your movie is supposed to be released after mine,
we're still recording it first, so not going to as many declarative statements. But like
last week we kind of had seen where they were setting it up to be
more kid oriented again in this series, where with Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla,
they were trying to rope in the kids because they threw a lot at that.
And I personally did not find that to be a huge disappointment in
any way, shape or form, as everyone that's heard my review last week will know.
Right, Yes. I don't disagree with you on this one. There's a lot of stuff
in Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla that I find frustrating, but the suits and the model
works. There's some stuff that works too. I'm not saying there isn't stuff that works.
There is things about this that I like and I'll get into it in
my review about what I don't. But I just don't want anybody to think it's
like. It's 100%. I don't like this. That's not. It's not nearly at
all. Yeah. And what you're currently experiencing is what everyone experiences whenever
they watch a Godzilla film where certain things overshadow the joy
that they're going to have to. Where you're having the feeling that you're having.
And the human interest story is a common complaint and it's a thing that we're
going to have to deal with. This is just. I mean, it's 1994 is when
your film is released and we're just now hitting it to where the human interest
stuff is too much for you. Like, you a really good run where you could
tolerate all the other films up to this point. So you're actually doing
better than most of the other Godzilla fanatics out there, bud. Well, there you go.
Yeah. Yeah. You're doing okay. I mean. And you know what? Space Godzilla
is a very divisive one as far as I'm concerned anyway because like, there are
people out there that absolutely love this one. And it's. It's really not that
much of my favorite of these from the 90s series at all. So.
Got. All right, listen. Because you keep bringing it up like this, I would say
I'd love this one if it was 20 to 30 minutes shorter.
I agree. All of the 90s ones. Ones are too long. They're like almost
two hours. And it's. It's a lot of. I got to the end of it.
Yeah. With the logical point of when the credits should have
rolled in this movie and it kept going. I was like literally screaming
in my basement, can you fucking end? Just fucking
end. It was like Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, right?
Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, also just
to give you an update, the bunker is going through a lot
of operational changes at this moment in which my ceiling being replaced
and the door is also having work
done on it. And I'm also happen to be cat sitting. So if you hear
me out or a jingle, it's because the cat has found its way into the
basement. Well, me being the cat lover that I am, that is just 100% going
to enhance the show. So we're fine. That's what I figured. I didn't figure you
care too much. And we'll see if maybe he shows up last week.
The cat shows up last week as well, or not, if it's going to end
up happening on either recording, but. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see. I mean,
maybe you take this out. You put that. That in there. Who knows? It doesn't
really matter. It doesn't. Because we'll just bring it up again so that you're catching.
Yeah, there you go. Anyway, let's go ahead and get into the actual show proper,
like we've been doing all along. Songs that were popular and released
in the same year as the film that we're covering. In this case,
Godzilla versus Space Godzilla, as I mentioned, is 1994. There was a lot of
stuff to choose from and it was very hard to really kind of whittle down.
And one band may or may not have gotten a little bit more favor than
what some people would expect them to for 1994, but. But both of the songs
I selected from them were favorites of mine and were released in the same year.
So that's just gonna happen. Like it's some of my favorite songs from that band.
The first stop is gonna be Weezer with Buddy Holly, which reveals that, yes,
Weezer gets two songs on this show. Deal with it, folks. There's nothing wrong with
that. Yeah, released in 1994, unless you're the bassist. And released
in 1994. And that'll be immediately following this on the pirate radio edit.
This'll keep it quiet. Oh, hi there. I didn't see ya.
You call me. Having realized the smoke and mirror used to
con the multiverse, a minion of Xavan Chord has been credited for acknowledging
the accidental creation of the parallel universe viewing device and confessed
to using the parallel universe viewing device for the purpose of stealing the plans
for the Mobius loop of annihilation and connecting a single loop to the matrix thereof.
Oh, yeah, the remote parallel universe there.
The viewing apparatus has been proven to be quite
useful. Yeah, well, we've been able to copy the plans
of the lesser courts and. Well, yeah, know, patented. And it's the US
Cancer, you know. R E P U B A P.
No. Can we maybe call that a parallel universe remote viewer?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I see. The universal remote has been in existence since electronics
had wireless remotes. Okay. And, you know, people would like
to equate that with the device. It would. It would sound stupid. Don't pack.
Go. Interesting. I don't want to be rude, but does that mean
we keep the name now or. What the hell?
I mean, listen, the word's interesting in this context and it
indicates that you need some time you know, to think about that. And I
need to know if I should circle back with the follow up meeting or if
we're just gonna go do some fishing. Disturbing. Oh, you know, I don't want to
be rude. I've always wanted to be a good neighbor,
but I'm looking for a definitive response here.
Sir, I. I need you to make some kind of decision here. You know,
you guys are, you know. We'Re, you know, we're trying to get good things done,
but also, like, you know, have a good time doing it and, you know,
and a sense of humor. Okay,
listen, I'm halfway through this beer, but I guess I
was trying to get a yes or a no. Yes. Yes. Like tabling the name
and schedule the meeting or. Yes, we have to brainstorm
a name now. No. Okay. Oh, okay. You know, I'll circle
back to that later. I first need to reiterate
that this is the only such device we have
that is capable of viewing into parallel universes where the packers
have, like, 2500 Super bowl championships. And we're
not sure we'll be able to repair this one when it breaks or malfunctions.
And if I don't get to see the brewers win a World Series in one
of these universes, I'm just gonna lose my.
What's with these police shooting my girl?
What do they got up front?
I sang first, so I'm gonna let that one go. And you actually were somewhat
on key for Weezer, so I'm gonna just. I'm gonna let that be, and we're
gonna be peaceful about it. But why don't we. Why get into the thing that
everybody's really here for? And that's Godzilla versus Space Godzilla from 1994.
Godzilla versus Space Godzilla. All right, well, we see a
meteor is falling, and we hear a Godzilla. Well, then there's this drill
robot that they called Magura getting ready some
science shit. And that's going to start out our first clip. All right?
This is the way we can control Godzilla. It's just impossible.
It's better than Project Magera, which aims to kill Godzilla.
We'll plant a telepathy amplifier on the back of its head and amplify
what it responds to. Then we can control it. Then we can save the world.
That's Project Telepathy. In short, known as Project T.
Look. Without your cooperation, we'll have to use one of them. Please, you can't.
You see, none of my trainees are skilled enough yet, and using telepathy is very
dangerous. That's why. Why we're asking you to do it. Okay,
well, thanks for sounding so nice while you threaten my fucking
students. Yeah, it's like, so either you do this or we're going to take your
children. That's basically the threat that. That was implying. Flying. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Nice. So anyway, then we see Mothra
flying into space with what we find out is Godzilla particles.
How bad of a cock tease was that? Mothra flying off like that.
Oh, my God. I was like, mothra's in this. All right, let's go.
I didn't get any Mothra. I know. I was so sad.
We get a little Mothra, we get a taste of Mothra, we get to.
Work around, get a little bit of Mothra. Get more twins than you do Mothra.
And that bothers me. Yeah, yeah. I get the blue balls in my Mothra Lust
in this one. Yeah, exactly. Well, we have two of these guys.
They're going through this island to find some guy. Well, the third dude who they're
looking for shows up, does this weird thing with the knife where you think,
oh, he stabbed one of the guys, but he actually stabbed a spider on the
guy. That is almost a direct lift from Predator, the way they do that.
Oh, yeah. Isn't there something Indiana Jones, one of the Indiana Jones
movies like that as well. Now, that was more clearing off the spiders.
It was guys. It was brushing the spiders off the guy with the whip was
the difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big difference. Yeah. No, but you are right. That is
exactly from Predator. And this leads to our
next clip. Hey there. Are you Yuki? I'm the only one here.
Who'd you expect apart from me? GeForce. I'm Shinjo. This is
Sato Kiyosato. They sent you to a tiny island. That's not
promising. Yeah. Whoa.
Not again. What's that?
Little Godzilla. Little Godzilla?
Yeah. I don't know if they feed him, but he's growing mighty big.
Or a baby. I mean,
what's going on here? Are your friends.
He's just fond of me. Okay, so everybody knows that is listening
to this episode, Our feelings on the baby Godzilla that showed up in my film
already. They already know how we felt about that Godzilla in that film.
My question is, is your feelings towards that Godzilla,
this little baby Godzilla that's now grown bigger in this film. Has he changed at
all? Or is he like, annoying to now. Or do annoying to me? He's still
annoying to you. Still annoying to me. And it doesn't
do anything. Okay, this baby Godzilla, for some reason. Real quick Real
quick. My penis is nicknamed Little Godzilla
because it also does nothing but annoy people and make strange
sounds and disappoints. That's fair and way to work that in there.
Thank you. That's also what she said about your penis. Well, exactly. That's it.
Everyone says it. Anyway, I still
like the baby Godzilla. I liked it last week. I thought they put him
in the film just enough and it was just like a plot device. It was
basically they. Like I said, they replaced baby Godzilla with Mothra's egg last week.
Yeah, that's true. I mean, at least it's not. Yeah, Mothra's egg. It's not
a huge source because I have seen movies where baby or
little Godzilla, when it was really bad, was like one of the main characters.
It is like, oof. Yeah. So yeah, that's Manila. At least it wasn't
all the time. Right. Manila is a different version of a younger Godzilla.
This is like a different Godzilla source that is actually pe and friendly to humans.
Yeah. In these two films. Because remember, everything got erased
with the Mecha Ghidorah one and we're continuing on down that storyline.
Yeah, it's true. All of this Mugara stuff is just built out of
the mechagodzilla shit that was in my film. That was built out of the Mecha
King Ghidorah shit that came from the future in the film previously. Right? Yeah.
So we can't forget that. But what I'm getting back to is this
baby Godzilla while he's in the film. A lot less in this one than he
was in mine because mine he was very prominent. I actually really kind of like
him still. And I think he's really cute. And I enjoy the sculpt of this
one. And I find him significantly less irritating. Than I will also
admit. This one is a. I. You know what? I think a lot of my
bad taste for Little Godzilla is from past Little Godzilla. Manila. You hate
Manila so much better than it. Yeah. What? You hate Manila so much. He tarnishes
this baby Godzilla. And I'm the same way. When I first see him on screen,
I'm like, God damn it. And then like, they'll do some stuff with him and
he find I find him charming. So, like, they took the concept and they ran
with it in these last two films. And I. I do enjoy it a bit
little, but they're going to go ahead and etch a sketch that here shortly in
the future and change that completely anyway, so it doesn't fucking matter. I just wanted
to use it to kind of pad out the review for the film. Because I
shortened all your clips tremendously. Yes, well, I mean, they were already short clips,
really, to begin with. Yeah. I got to have an issue. I have to.
But it's so funny. Like Feral, you finally got us
English, you know, an English speaking movie. Great. You know, And I'm listening to it
and then I realized, God, all these humans are on screen a ton,
but they don't talk at all. It made my life. I mean. Oh,
that's your. There's annoyance number one. This is on a building of annoyance. This movie
that made me yell at the end of it. There you go. I'll start you
off with number one. I get maybe one clip that
was like three minutes long. It was my longest clip. So there's a lot of
dead space and standing around and padding in this. I admit it. Yes. Yeah,
yeah. It's so. It's annoying because it made me do more work. So there you
go. There's annoyance number one on that. We should move on. Yeah, yeah. Those three
takeoff, Set up a camp. Then we have a big board meeting. And that is
our next clip. This is the way. Thank you all for making it here on
such short. Not today. We have with us some members of the American NASA
space team. Mr. Reynolds, would you please explain the situation to us?
Well, first I'd like to show you. The last image sent from the interplanetary.
Research vessel to NASA. I don't know. Never had this happen before.
It's no use. All the controls, they're gone.
NASA wasn't able to come up with. An explanation of what happened here.
We can only speculate that it was. Something sort of huge.
Monster. We're going to need the educated opinions of Professor
Okubo and Professor Gondo in this situation.
Your Earth is facing a crisis. A terrible space monster is
now approaching the earth. But why Earth? It's here to kill
Godzilla. If Godzilla is killed, Earth can be easily conquered.
Mickey, protect your planet from this monster. Do your best to protect
it. Mickey. So, have you decided yet?
What are we doing here? We should have brought the magera.
And then we could have dug holes.
With no problem at all.
What are we doing here? Tell me.
Don't ask me. Yuki. Did he get in touch with Professor
Kondo at G Institute? Put these in the holes. There's one for each hole.
Is your radio working? None of your business. What are these tubes for?
I'll tell you. We're going to plant tear gas mines. Huh? What's the
Target Godzilla. Of course. He's shown up twice now since I've been here out of
the ocean. Can these mines destroy the monster? There are many devices,
but all the gadgets around here are only good for practice.
But this one. This will destroy it. What is
it? It's a special handmade bullet. It contains blood coagulant.
Coagulant? Yeah. He's got a weak zone, a place on his body
that he can't protect. Right here. That's where gonna aim
that. If you help me to kill Godzilla, you'll go down in history. We can't.
We came here to work on Project T. Why do you want to control it
like some sort of radio controlled toy? All right, so see, an object is approaching
earth and we see it's this space Godzilla, which is kind
of looks like Godzilla, but with giant crystals on its back. And it can fly.
The UN wants to destroy it. And this leads to our next clip.
Oh, that's how you show, baby. Yeah. GeForce on Shinjo Sato
Okubo COUNTER G Committee EVOLUTION BY BIOLOGIST this is Professor
Gondo, biotechnologist Chinatsu Gondo. Hello. Hi there.
It's a pleasure. And Ms. Sagusa, chief psychic. I've got
a question for you. What is it that you love so much about Godzilla?
Well, I'm not sure you'd understand. You all think the only way out of this
is to kill him. This is also a very right wing way of trying to
deal with Godzilla, where they're like, why do you love the beast that kills us
all so much? Yeah. Why do you hate Japan and
want to save Godzilla? Make Japan great again.
Maybe. I don't even know.
That's. I think that's how we pronounce it. The last time we made that reference
with the nationalistic one that we. Yeah, Maga. Yeah. A lot of nationalism
going on around here, folks don't like it. All right, so they have a.
They launched the. I just kept calling it
Mecha Drill, even though it's Magura, but I call it Mecha Drill robot ship.
I was referring to it when it was completed as Teemu Mechagodzilla.
Yeah, right there. There you go. That's good. The psychic finds
what she thinks. She finds little Godzilla. It sees that he's okay. That's the
end of that 20 minutes before we go into the next with. The clips playing
in full length. We actually made it a full 20 minutes on this show so
far. That's counting all the fucking around in the beginning. So that's perfect. Look at
Us, we're really going well. Yeah, when we don't have to go. Great. Can't wait
for all that to go to hell. But when we rush the show,
it's never quite as smooth. But for some reason that weird kinetic energy
transfers and makes it feel more fun to listen to. To. This is a lot
more mellow of a show. So I feel like we're going a little more NPR
with it. What do you think? I think so. I think you might be a
little higher than you think. And I'm a little drunker than I. Think what fucking
ever. It's the collapse of society and I'm just more and more disillusioned with every
breath I take. It's fine. We're good. Yeah,
fucking watch it collapse. Just want to
point out I don't like the look of the heavy crystalline
spaceship with a little bit of Godzilla head sticking out.
I realize we're not supposed to get the full reveal of what this space Godzilla
is going to look like. And story, plot wise, I fucking love it.
Well, story, this is one of the. Things that I love about this movie,
is the suits and the effects. Okay,
but you actually like the way that the diamond ship thing looks that has a
little bit of Godzilla sticking out of it when he's flying around in space?
Yeah, I do, because I think it. At least I
like it. Because my fear when I saw the title of the movie I was
doing is that literally they're going to have just to like use an
old God Godzilla suit. And then where I was going to deal with
that horseshit. So when I saw that he looks completely different even on
the head and kind of how it went at first I was
disappointed when I saw it because I was like, is this just going to be
it? But when I realized it wasn't, I was like, okay, well, now I'm happy.
I'm fine. I'm good with it all. Yeah, the crystal thing bugs me.
It just makes me think about, like hippies trying to sell crystals like
in like, you know, Sonoma or some shit. Or like those girls who are all
into crystals right now. It's like, listen, you're. What are you, a Leo?
Well, you need this crystal then because. Or else your chakras are
off. Right, right. The new Age, like crystals can heal you. The new
Agey shit that a lot of people are into. Maybe more on the west coast
than anywhere else, but that's kind of that's it right now. Having said that,
because that space Godzilla makes me think of that whenever I See, it. It makes
it a terrific villain because I instantly want it destroyed. Yeah, well, now it's the
only thing I'm going to think about when I'm thinking about it now, because I
didn't think about it. That I'm sorry I ruined it. But you got to admit,
the actually didn't. It's. Fuck. Yeah. But I did have another
thought that has to do with the crystalline structure that is part
of Space Godzilla. That is more positive coming later on, everyone.
So please forgive me for making a reference there.
Also, he was. Please forgive him for being a giant jerk.
Right? And also, Space Godzilla looks like the kind of crack rock that Mike Lindell
would have tried to smoke and. Or put into a pillow. Oh, yeah, no,
yeah, no, Space Godzilla is definitely cracked out, like really high
on something. That motherfucker. You know what? It actually makes it scary because he does
look scary. He looks unsettling, I will give you that.
Why don't we move on to the next. All right, all right. The next 20.
One of the ladies, she's talking to the Godzilla hunter,
Yuki. And that is our next clip. Just leave Godzilla
alone. You won't be disgraced if you quit now.
Humans survive by doing what they have to do,
not by giving up. What are you making? It's a bullet full of blood.
Cooperation succulent. I call it Yuki's special. So you ordered all
kinds of medicines from me to make this. All right, so there's
a huge explosion. Everyone goes to check it out, and we see it's this tear
gas stuff that they had buried in the beach. Little Zilla is following,
setting off the mines after following Yuki to their area.
Can I get a rolling on if this annoyed you or if you felt bad
for him getting tear gassed? I felt bad for him getting tear gas. By this
point in time, I started to like him. Yeah. This is what made me for
sure be like, okay, like, I didn't mind him in the other film. And I
kind of was like, yeah, I kind of like him. He's cute. Because now he
doesn't seem like some child of Godzilla or something. It seems like a
puppy. And a puppy who fell in love with this one human.
Right? And also Godzilla. Right, and also. Yeah,
yeah, and also Godzilla. Yeah, it's fine. We can move on. I'm sorry, I just
wanted to ask. All right, so the psychic lady then talks with the main scientist
dude, and they're going to start Project T now. Well, Godzilla shows up.
And after some rigamarole, a lot of fighting where Yuki is Trying to find
a shot with his special bullet that will kill Godzilla. The other
guys are to clinch a receiver to the back of Godzilla's
head. And this way the woman, the psychic woman, can speak to
him. She makes a connection to Godzilla. Then we
cut through some space dudes and they launched in space. They're trying to fight Godzilla
in that Drill Mecca guy, Magura.
Yeah, yeah. And they lose pretty badly. It wasn't even a fair fight.
Or it wasn't even a close fight. I should say it was just an asshole
whooping. This is what happens whenever you buy your mechagodzillas
from Teemu Man. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Anyway,
then they try to. The. The scientist dude is kind of being a dick
wad. He tries to up the amount of connection for the
psychic lady and it burns her headset on her. The. The headset
thing on her head burns it out. Yeah, the Cerebro,
they locked onto her noggin and really, like, kind of hurts her. Did it look
like he was just cranking on that thing like he was a goddamn dj,
or was it just me? Yeah, no, yeah, he was definitely trying to, you know,
wiki Wiki. What, on everything? Yeah, with that slider. He was like, all over it.
Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. Coming up to the main stage
is Sapphire. Sapphire,
she senses that's the Space Godzilla's
coming, although she just calls it a space monster. Godzilla is now on the
move. The hunter dude is still. Yuki is still trying to follow him,
but the lad do not want him or the other two guys
to kill Godzilla. Well, Space Godzilla lands, then spends a
good amount of time fucking up little Godzilla, which maybe, again,
feel bad. Yeah, I was going to ask that. I really, really was like,
leave him alone at some point. And I'm like, why the fuck do I even
care, right? I'm like, oh, my God, leave him. We didn't do shit to
you. Right. Like, if you are the baby. Right. If you're the type of person
that doesn't hate Manila and actually really likes this baby Godzilla. This is some
hard to watch shit this film does. Yeah. Because they spent a
lot of time just having Space Godzilla. Fucking fuck this
poor child up. Yeah, it's like seven or eight minutes of screen time of a
child Godzilla being tortured by a space Godzilla. It's intense.
It is. It's very intense.
So then. But then Godzilla shows up, they fight
Zilla. Godzilla kind of gets his ass whooped, but hits
him with enough of his atomic breath that it makes Space Godzilla fly away.
And that's the end of that tour. 20 minutes before we go into the.
Next, we kind of see some of the crystals being damaged.
When Godzilla is hitting Space Godzilla, which is what
makes Space Godzilla think twice and go away, he kind of has to reformulate
a plan. And it's also important to know. But Godzilla is falling
when he hits him with that atomic shot, right? Well, what sends him flying away?
Well, what Space Godzilla has is something completely different, because he has
like, he's. This is kind of my complaint about Space Godzilla. You know how I
talked about how King Ghidra sometimes can become way overpowered? Way over op.
Yeah, way overpowered. And I feel that Space Godzilla
is super overpowered. Not only that, I think Space Godzilla
is op. And I think they nerfed Godzilla a. Bit in this one. I don't
disagree. He doesn't have anything but atomic
breath as a power. He doesn't have, like. Well, he's got that super powered
atomic breath that turns red with the lightning. That's like kind of Gidri that he
got from Rodan, remember? But I mean, still, it's only the atomic
breath. Yeah, that's all he has now. You know, out of all the other weapons
we've seen them use in his repertoire, now it's just this atomic.
The atomic breath. Well, they also. This is also a. You got to remember,
this is a reset on a lot of those. Yeah, it's a reset, but I
mean, still, Godzilla should have more than just atomic breath. Well, he still
has his healing factor, and he still has his adaptability where he,
you know, if he gets hurt by something, he then regenerates in such a way
that where the scar tissue is stronger and it can't get. It can't get hurt
again from that. Right. He always becomes stronger and stronger the more damage he takes
when he regenerates. So anyway, we can move on. We're fine. I'm all right.
All right, so the next 20 minutes, we open up with our
next clip. Ms. Gondo, Project T has failed.
It's failed? What do you mean? Well, the psychotronic generator
can't do much. I'm convinced of it. Let's go back.
I'm gonna stay here. I'm worried about him. About Godzilla?
Yeah, but it's too dangerous to stay here. I'll be all right. Yuki. Huh?
What about the tent? Leave it where it is. This lady's nuts, man.
Yeah, and one thing I wanted to add about the last 20 minutes is one
thing did make me like this movie is we didn't have to wait forever.
We got some Kaiju on Kaiju action pretty early in the movie. Yeah, it was
the same with mine last week. We got it pretty fast, and then they got
a human drama, and then they brought us back into even more battles. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. So I. That. That is at least one thing that made me happy.
So I always. I only thought at one point I was just gonna see a
fuck up of poor little Godzilla. But then main Godzilla showed up, and I was
like, all right. You're like, hey, the little one's safe.
Yay. Yay. Well, everyone's leaving but the psychic and
the two other dudes. They're gonna stay and try to help Godzilla.
Then we have a board meeting. And that is our next clip. On the right
are Godzilla cells known as G cells. And on the left are the
skin cells from the space monster. The space monster has exactly
the same G cells. Therefore we named it SpaceGodzilla.
There were only two occasions when G cells were sent into outer space.
One, a fragment of Biollante. And two, Godzilla's flesh
attached to Mothra. One of these cells must have been swallowed by a black hole
and pushed out from a white hole. It grew very quickly in its own evolutionary
system, much faster than expected. It assimilated crystal organisms
and was exposed to tremendous energies from the explosions of stars.
And finally, the most horrific monster was born. That's the theory,
right? But the real question is, how do we defend ourselves against Space
Godzilla if we returns? We're already trying to boost Mulgara, but if it doesn't
work, I don't know. Sorry we're late. You know,
too many stupid meetings can change a man's destiny. Used to look great
back when you were my superior officer. But you don't anymore.
I'm not as free and easy as you are. Some things do change.
So what do you want me to do for you? Project T has failed.
Okubo is no longer with the G Committee, so the only option now is Project
M. Will you pilot Moguera? I didn't want to have to ask you,
but you're the only person who can do this. So then don't worry.
If you have the power to bring about the meeting of minds, you can beat
the space monster. You're right. This beautiful earth is
the property of every living being. Who are you talking to? I'm a little worried.
Godzilla's vibrations are weak. Thinking about him again? Think about
something else. For instance, maybe someone you love very much. Life would be
sad without love. Not as sad as if you think about fighting all the time.
Don't you understand? He also has feelings.
He has feelings the same as we do. I don't think he's the same feelings
we do. I really, really have a problem with this touchy feely
psychic lady and all of the crystals that's in this film. It just makes me
want to never go anywhere near Sonoma. Yeah, no, and you never should anyway.
So really, this movie's helping you by keeping me away from Sonoma.
I don't need your new agey crystals heal all everything vibes. I just don't.
I'm sorry. No, no. The only thing that heals me is whiskey and.
And, I don't know, shots of just
time for me. Like a penicillin. It's just time for me. That's the only thing
that really heals me. And that just leaves too much scar tissue behind, so.
Wow. Jesus, that was deep. You okay over there? You need to throw the ball
around a bit or back? No, I'm just. All right. No,
I'm just gonna start buying heavy ordinance and stuff, and I'll be fine, man.
It'll be okay. There you go. That's fine. Oh, man. We've moved up from tattoos
towards, like, I ran out of skin for tattoos, so I
guess I'm buying heavy ordinance now. No, I still have plenty of room for tattoos.
It's just that I'm going to require heavy ordinance before I can get tattooed,
I think. I think so. All right, well, then all of a sudden, we cut
to. Some dudes come in, they break
into their tents, the three people who left behind, and they
beat up the two guys and kidnapped the psychic lady. So the guys
get picked up from the team the next day. And that is our new
next clip. Can you tell me who kidnapped Mickey? Got any idea? Come on,
answer me. I do, but I will tell you later.
As soon as we get back to Japan. Yuki's on a new project.
Oh, really? I can't get along with that guy. All he does is talk about
Godzilla. His best friend was killed just recently
while fighting Godzilla.
He swears he will get revenge for killing God, my brother, taking him from
both of us forever.
So can you see a warehouse with a sign saying Pacific something? Yeah,
well, it looks like a warehouse, but in fact, it's the Japanese mafia. All right,
so we see our psychic lady. She's strapped to a bed with one of those
headsets on. Again, there are barriers everywhere around
this Mafia place. So they, like, there's no easy way to get in the scientist
dude who was helping him, who left, he's down with this mafia, and he's
talking to the psychic lady. In our next clip, you've already input. Your telepathy
waves into the central computer. Now we're going to amplify them. Then we'll
send them to Godzilla. Why are you doing this?
Power. That's what Godzilla is about, isn't he? What a
dick. Yeah. So the guys, the three guys, they sneak in.
Godzilla is getting a message that these guys are sending them. Then we
see Space Zilla terrorizing Japan, flying over it.
The guys free the psychic lady, and we have a pretty heavy hefty shootout
during the whole thing. And she uses actually some telekinesis to like throw a
bullet around to hitting bad guys. Then she gets a feeling that
Space Godzilla is almost there, so they all leave. The scientist
dude dies in the explosion caused by Space Godzilla.
And then the army dudes are talking. And that's our next clip. It passed
Yamagata, but I don't think Tokyo can escape it. All Counter
Garden committee members, please go to Conference Room 8 immediately.
Space Godzilla is approaching Tokyo. What's Yuki doing?
Well, we can't find him. Find him immediately.
Find Yuki immediately. All right,
that's the end of that. 20 minutes. Yeah. So I got to say,
I do find the idea and the concept of Space Godzilla
and the overpowered nature of the character of Space Godzilla
terrifying, but. Yes, but every time I look at him and I see those
crystals, all I picture is just some guy trying to heal somebody of the
measles with a crystal. I can't say though. I, I,
I like the idea that he can fly that, like,
I don't think he needed all that overpowerment, just the, that flight
ability and then his own version of atomic breath not the same as our Godzilla.
But like, like how he has now would have been enough, but they,
they gave him way more than that. I also like the,
they know for sure that he was created by the Godzilla
cells being thrown into a black hole. But they don't know if it was from
Mothra. Yeah, but they don't know if it was a cast off from Mothra or
from Biollante. Remember? Oh, yeah, Biollante. That's right. We see
Mothra flying off into space and assume that's what's happening. But they say
they can't tell if it was which. But they're pretty sure it was one of
those two instances where that happened. We just happened to see that it is Mothra
and it was really Nice of Mothra to send the little fairy girls to tell
us everything that's about to happen from something that she say. You know how
words work. Because you just said the two fairy girls, and I'm like, that is
offensive. Cort. What the are you doing? But I mean, they.
They are so. You're not. I'm just. But you know what, how the word
has been used. I don't mean it derogatory. No, not that
they are fairies and they have been referred to as such before in
this. Yeah, no, they are fairies. It's just that word has been so commandeered
for something else. That's not at all what we mean. We mean like an actual
fairy. Yeah, I think I'm going to get canceled either way from that. So I.
Well, fuck, I mean, really, who cares? I mean, the world's going to
end. What do we give a shit about being canceled now? Yeah, I'm already woke
and then I went broke, so maybe I'll make money back if I get canceled.
Yeah, right. I mean, I was broke and then I went woke and I've stayed
broke. But that. I don't think it's because of woke. That's. That's just because of
late stage capitalism fucking me. And on that very happy note,
let's get back to the notes. All right, we start the next 20 minutes.
Space Zilla is fucking shit up. Blasting flight
over towns, blasting them. The model work in this is really good. The explosions are
really good. Liked them. But the only special effect that was. Yeah,
only special effect of this whole movie that sucked is when they had that,
like, image inside that the space station and it got
blown up by space Godzilla. And that was just terrible.
Everything else is good. I didn't even mind a plus model work.
A. You know, cities being destroyed. I'm. I'm for it.
I'm always for the collapse of society in a movie. It's my favorite part
of any Armageddon movie. My favorite part is the part where
this, like, there's still some semblance of everything and it's just collapsing.
I don't know why. Probably because it scares the out of me. So I love
it. And we're also currently living through it. Yeah, right. Believe it or
not, it's. It's hard to be scared but also have a giant fear
boner. Because you love this part in the movie. Anyway, our robot
ship drill thing, dude, they are.
Made some repairs and all the adjustments they needed to
fight space Godzilla. So the
ship's going to attack, and that is our Next clip. Capabilities of Mogara
and destroy Space Godzilla. That's your mission. Understand?
Yes, sir. What are you playing at? We got here in
time. So where is he? Fukuoka. Commander.
Y. May God be with you. Do you want to go or not?
Yes, sir. Go. Yes. Yuki. You told me you
live because there's something you just can't give up. The same with me.
Here you go. Feel it. It's out of gas. Ready for liftoff.
Ready for liftoff. I'm really glad they repeated that. I wasn't sure if they
were ready for liftoff. No, they. I don't even know. I still don't believe
it. All right, so Magura takes off, and we
have some news coverage of all the attacks on the cities. And that is our
next clip. Is now turning into hell on Earth. Huge buildings are
being destroyed one after another as Space Godzilla continues to roar in
the darkened skies. Can you hear it? It's like the cry of an evil
God of war. Its energy is streaming during the crystal bodies.
A tremendous mass of light is pouring around the tower,
which now looks as if he's made it into his own fortress.
There are hundreds of people running around every everywhere in complete
panic. Is running for their lives. Godzilla. It's now in Kagoshima
Bay. Kagoshima. Godzilla sighted at Kagashima Bay.
We gotta set up a defense line now. All right,
so Godzilla then shows up and the army starts fighting Godzilla.
But it's really like they're not fighting him as much as they're kind of pointing
him to Space Godzilla. Like they're setting up this perimeter. So he is heading
for Space Godzilla. Well, then the robot ship, because Yuki's driving and he
hears Godzilla. Godzilla showing up, he decides to turn around and start to try to
attack Godzilla instead of, you know, Space Godzilla.
So anyway, now Godzilla is destroying cities while
making his movement towards Space Godzilla. The dudes. The two dudes have
to knock Yuki out, tie him up so they can continue to Space Godzilla
when we get there. And Mogura attacks Space Godzilla. Uses a plasma cannon.
A whole type. Oh, tons of. Come back to Godzilla. Still,
cities up and again, A plus right here.
A plus. Everything about this. This is the only reason why I
could keep going during this movie. Is everything. Everything to. This is just
great. Yeah. All of the model work, all the suit animation, all of the animation
for. The attacks, even like the people running in front of the buildings didn't look
terrible. Yeah, it didn't look like terrible. Yeah, the composite shots even were really,
really well done. The the 90s movies particularly my movie last week and
this movie are really peak Godzilla effects. They're really, really good.
Completely agreed. So then we have Mag uses
his drill to get. They get in close, use the drill on Space Zillow,
hoping to drill into him. But then Spacezilla is able to fight back and sends
Magura far away. Like. Like throws it almost.
It knocks out the two guys. But in doing so, Yuki actually
wakes up being tied up. And he yells at the guys. They wake up.
Weapons are down. Everything's down. They're working on fixing it. Now Godzilla
shows up. They finally untie Yuki because they're like, Yuki is gonna
need, you know, to help us.
And he able to get the ship fixed up enough to fight Godzilla.
And space Godzilla are now going back and forth, throw an atomic breath at one
another. Just busted each other's chops.
Then some of the space crystals are getting destroyed in this attack.
And like, they're almost looks like they're launching. And this leads to
our next clip. Kyo. He's destroying the crystal objects. Space Godzilla.
It's drawing energy from the tower, absorbing it through through the crystal objects. It wants
to destroy them to stop the supply of energy. Oh, I understand now. It chose
Fukuoko as its tower. I'll ride in Star Falcon, Yuki. I don't want to
get knocked down. Senjo Moguera. Separation mode. What are you going to do?
Our enemy is Space Godzilla. Problem is then a tower. Okay, separation mode,
standby. Anywho, that's the end of that 20 minutes
before we go into the final 30 minutes. I kind of made the jokes a
little bit last week about how the Mechagodzilla snapping together was like a goddamn
Gundam once it was all done. And then they took that modular robo robots
forming together and Voltron does a Teemu. Yeah, Mechagodzilla in
this. Yeah, they could have done a better shit with the robot. I always love.
Would have loved to have seen like a Combiner wars robot. Whether it be
a Transformer or whether it be just like,
oh, what's the one with all the lions? Voltron. Yeah,
the Voltron. Like, like combo with like, like a
Kaiju with like Godzilla or something. And I know you can. Everyone can go,
oh, well, the Power Rangers did it. Yeah, but I don't know any of those
Kaij. I'm talking about classic Gaijus versus like Voltron.
You should definitely check out the tail end of Ready
Player one. You get something similar to that where you get to watch the Iron
Giant fight Mechagodzilla And a classic Mechagodzilla as well.
All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll have to look into that.
Yeah. Spoiler alert. But that does happen, and it's pretty fucking cool.
It's fucking A, man. Fucking A. Yeah.
The fights are superb. The animations,
again, are just class act. And when the thing
is doing its attacks and you don't have to look at the drill face,
that's kind of silly. It actually is very effective. And the
drill attacks that they start doing with it where it goes flying in at Space
Godzilla to drill them, or it'll attack the diamond y
crystal formations, which. This is the point where I
actually found something else that I liked about this whole crystal structure that powers
Space Godzilla. Right. I got the idea that he goes planet to
planet and just basically drains all of the radiation or whatever he needs, like a
Godzilla would out of the planets until it's dead. And that's where all those crystalline
forms are coming from. And they're basically storing all of that power.
And then when those crystals start to lose the power, he just goes to another
planet and does that. But our planet just so happens to have the original Godzilla
to help protect us. And I was like, okay, that's a really cool concept.
And that's very fucking creepy, you know? And I was like, okay, yeah, I'm kind
of getting into this. And then with all the crystals around while they're fighting in
the sequence that you were just talking about, I started thinking to myself, I'm like,
holy shit. The way that these crystals formed just up out of the earth and
the way they look right now kind of reminds me of the Fortress of Solitude.
And I'm like, oh, that does remind me. You're right. Yeah. All those
crystals totally look like the Fortress of Solitude from the Reeves movies.
Right? Exactly. And when I was looking at that, I was thinking about that,
I'm like, holy fuck. Space Godzilla has a traveling Fortress of Solitude
that devours planets like Galactus and feeds them. I'm like, that's fucking terrifying.
This thing is really horrifying. And I'm like, it is, and I love it.
Yeah. And I'm like, oh, fuck. Why do I have to hate the crystal ideas
so much? Because they do so much cool with it, you know? Like. And I'm
very conflicted at this point, and I think I need to get off my high
horse about how the crystal structure looks and all of the things that I was
making the cracks about. Because at the end of the day, the Actual,
like Animos, the thing that is actually the being of Space Godzilla,
the core purpose of it that they write in this film, to just go around
devouring planets and destroying them and just basically being a galactus
version of Godzilla is absolutely terrible, terrifying, and a wonderful fucking foil
for Godzilla to have to fight off to save our planet and us and himself.
Right? And I really dig that they did that. I really dig that concept.
And I have a complete turnaround and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The reason
the show's a little later and I wasn't done is I decided to back up
and watch this fight again with that in mind. And holy fuck,
is it so much more fun to watch at that point. Well, I'll tell you
the main reason why the show's so late and we're coming up on it.
I had to rewatch parts of the last 30 minutes six to
seven times to try to understand what was going on. Because it gets so convoluted
in the last 30. And I still don't know if I really got it right.
I'll try and help as best I can. Why don't we move on with that
in mind? And everybody forgive us if we it up. All right, so the
separation of the ship is done, you know, because Yuki was
going into that other little part. Ladies are getting on a boat so they can
go to this battle area. Dudes are gonna help Zilla destroy the
tower. So the two guys in the original mech suit, they're gonna
help destroy the tower. So they all fight and they' getting the upper hand.
And they're able to destroy the tower and everything. And the robot then comes back
together. And when they. Then they come up to the decision, Yuki comes up the
decision that he's going to. They're going to kill Space Godzilla. That he's the biggest
problem. So Godzilla then blocks Space Godzilla's energy by
biting him. So you can't do the big energy buildup. They launch missiles and their
plasma laser cannon at Space Godzilla. But then Space Godzilla hits the
mecha team and throws the mecha team and sends them flying.
He knocks out Godzilla. So everyone's got a bit of an
issue. Everyone's down for the count for the moment. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's having
some problems. This is the work where we're supposed to be fearful that maybe Space
Godzilla is going to win. Yeah, yeah, maybe we might have some problems.
All right, so Yuki then makes the two dudes leave
the ship. He ejects them out in our next. Clip, the Reason I'm alive.
I'm gonna send you back to hell. Back where you belong.
Time to die.
Can't let that Space Godzilla beat you now. All right. So then
Zilla wakes up and Zilla starts fighting Spacezilla again. Yuki can't get
a clear shot now with his bazooka. So he uses the Mecca suit to
charge in. The two dudes are looking for for
Magura. And they find the ladies dead. Yuki then launches
Magura into Space Godzilla. There's a giant explosion as Space Godzilla
now is dying, pretty much. They find the crash
site and they find Yuki still alive. But he is in peril. He's hanging off,
like with his foot. Is trapped in something. Everything's gonna
go blow up. What? Space Godzilla dies everyone's talking about because of
how much energy he has. So Psychic lady speaks to the dude trying
to help out Yuki. And then that's our next clip. Let me help you.
I'm using telepathic signals to communicate with you. Let me see things
through your eyes. Concentrate your attention. And you can do it.
So Yuki falls after the dude, is able to
shoot him free thanks to help from Psychic Lady. Then Godzilla kills
Space Godzilla and Space Godzilla explodes. Now here's my
problem. Right about here is where the movie should have ended. We had 20 more
minutes of horseshit. So anyway, you're in the. You're in
the Hammer Horror films idea of monster dead movie over.
Yeah, I think so. And that's how it should have been. So anyway, then the
people, the three, the one dude, the two ladies are searching for the
guy, the other guy in Yuki. Yuki is about the only person who I even
know. So the military is watching all of this and they're talking about how
Godzilla is still alive. But you know, the Mecca suits de. It is again,
none of this is needed at all. So anyway,
then they find the two bros still alive. And that is
our final clip. Thank you.
You did great. Koji.
You made it. Okay.
Godzilla.
Yuki. Huh? Do you consider Godzilla
as your enemy? Well,
he's a great creature after all. Here you go.
Space Godzilla had the same feelings.
So it did develop from the same G cells. That thing
was so strong and powerful. But what
the hell was it? A monster developed
from the genes of G cells.
If the universe is polluted,
well, then another space monster will arrive pretty
soon. It was a warning to mankind.
Get your fucking chakras. Right. Or more Godzillas are coming from space.
Yeah, Fucking all them Godzillas are coming and we're all gonna.
Anyway, so we see the chip falls off of Godzilla.
The twins tell psychic lady. Again, not needed at all. But here, all this
stuff is not needed. The twins tell the psychic lady, thank you. The earth is
saved. Yuki and his lady flirt while they watch Godzilla head out
to sea. Psychic lady has the dude she's kind of hitting on close his
eyes and they see little Godzilla is doing well and thriving.
Holy. I'm screaming for this movie to end
and it finally does. So roll fucking credit.
Cinema Psy. 10. 10 years.
10 years. Yeah. I don't disagree
with you that we could have used the tighter back end of the film.
I don't know if necessarily, as soon as space Godzilla is dead,
it's over. We still need to see Godzilla walk off. Godzilla should start walking off.
You should have, while Godzilla walking in the background. And then you can have any
of the dialogue you need to sum up with the humans afterwards. Fine, but keep
me watching Godzilla walking away. Yeah, walking, marching into the sea just
fine. Yeah, yeah. Then you're good. You know, but they keep cutting
around to the human interest stuff. And I don't disagree with you. The human interest
stuff takes it a little too far in this movie. And there's a lot of
standing around and a lot of padding. Worse than your movie. Yeah. Your movie
had way less human shit at least than. At least I felt for
me than this one. I don't disagree. This one felt like a little bit of
a lull after the greatness. That was my flick, I will give you that for
sure. Yeah. But you know, it was another Mechagodzilla crack, so of course they're going
to throw a bunch of money at it. And this is one of the ones
where they're like, hey, let's do another one. That. That one did really well is
my guess. And it turned out like it turned out. Again, there's a lot of
stuff that I really do like in this one, but it's sort of like Biollante,
where there are parts that I find frustrating as well. So it's kind of in
the same regard where it's not one that I'm going to watch as frequently,
but the actual space Godzilla fights are really great. So just like Biollante,
I'll probably fast forward the human shit like I used to do. So I don't
see why you wouldn't do that. Yeah, just fight to just fast forward to all
of the actual Kaiju monster fighting shit. And you will never have a problem with
a Kaiju film, I can promise you. That's right. Goddammit. All Right.
Well, that's good for me. I'm ready to take a break and get into your
story time. What do you think? All right. I don't even know if I have
a story time, but we can figure it out. Well, if you don't have a
story time, then you're definitely gonna fit our song for this week. What we're gonna
have between this break and your storytime is beck, released in 1994.
Just like Godzilla versus Space Godzilla with the song Loser on the pilot.
Oh, damn. And we're not sure we'll
be able to repair this one when it breaks or malfunctions. And if I don't
get to see the brewers win a World Series in one of these universes,
I'm just gonna lose my. We created this entirely by
accident when it. The phrase you say next and officially from here on out is
unspecified engineer. Okay, okay, got it.
Not you. Never you. Just an unspecified
engineer. I'll. Alright, so we created this,
meaning the remote parallel universe viewing apparatus where
the Badgers won five national championships, referred to
above entirely by accident when an unspecified engineer
calculated an algorithm and caused a lab explosion.
Let's just call that a spontaneously created prototype.
Oh. I mean, things explode, but something we never intended to. To create as a
byproduct of that explosion. That's like when you don't have enough cheese
on your cheese board or the herring has gone bad. That's now called a
spontaneously created prototype. All right. Hopefully that
gave you enough time to be able to come up with something for your story
time.
Story time.
Story time. Man, I don't got.
Man, we ain't found. Let's see
here. Like, trying to even think of a story I could possibly have.
Like, I'm drawing a blank at the itty story. That's hilarious.
I know. It's. Okay, how about this?
I'll go into what's happening to the bunker right now. The Bunker
Extreme experienced severe water damage. As in,
something started leaking and it leaked all the way through into the basement and it
was our dishwasher. Luckily, we've got that replaced, and now they are replacing the
ceilings in my bunker. These sections that have the water damage,
and it was extensive. That's not a good
story. Fuck. Erase all of this. I don't know, man.
Well, you got it so far. You were there. You were telling us.
We had some intrigue about what's going on. Well, how inconvenient is this?
It's fairly inconvenient. As in, okay,
my station is on one side and it's on the opposite side
of where all the water damage was. But so that they could replace it,
I had to move everything from one side of the basement to
where my station is. So pretty much right now, I'm in a cocoon of
stuff. Now, yesterday I cleared off a little bit and moved
some things around so I could use my bar that I have here in the
bunker to watch WrestleMania last night, night one, right? And I was new.
I was needed for. Because even though watched most of it last night outside because
it was nice in my garage bar where I smoke cigars because I'm
just unhealthy. But, yeah, so I'm kind of sitting in this, like, cocoon.
I'm getting, like, really kind of, like, claustrophobic now because
I have all this around me, right? And like,
hanging off there. And then I get a cat who now just wants to do
nothing but hang out with me and is now. Luckily, he hasn't figured his way
in to today's show, but we'll see what happens with last
week's show. And. And.
But while I was watching my movie, I look around, almost said, the cat's
laying on one of my laptops that I have going because it's warm. He's pressing
a whole bunch of. So I'm like, hey, do you want to open this with
that? I'm like, no, I don't want to open that. The hell are you doing?
See, you found. There you go. There's my story. Is my. My sanctuary
is being rebuilt and invaded by cat.
And invaded by cat part is fine. That I don't mind.
It's enhancing your life to cat set. I love. Yeah,
he sleeps now. He's found his favorite spot. Is asleep in between
me and my wife's head. Yeah, they do that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. And then
we have a window right above our bed. And she'll keep the open
a crack. My wife will. They have cool air. And then he uses it to
go see the outside world. Because in his head, he thinks he can be an
outdoors cat, when in reality, he would die.
See, you found your story time. I'm going to be able to cut that together
just fine. See how that works? We go, yeah, and we're gonna get you out
of here and let you off the hook because, man, that was painful to get
you this far. Yeah, I know, man, that was rough. Jesus Christ. With that,
we're gonna play the show Housekeeping. Immediately following that, the second Weezer
song on our pirate radio edit released in 1994. Say it
ain't so my second favorite song from Weezer. Right up. If you've
decided you can't get enough of the show. Oh, it's a lab explosion.
Let's just call that a splash. Spontaneously created prototype.
Oh. I mean, fins explode, but something we never intended to create as a
byproduct of that explosion. That's like when you don't have
enough cheese on your cheese board or the herring has gone bad.
That's now called a spontaneously created prototype.
It's all about optics and perception. It's not a workplace accident that killed
countless technicians. It's simply an unexpected, spontaneously created. Created prototype
that still killed a metric ton of my friends. My favorite hunting spot.
Yeah. Disturbing. Well, I was sure you lacked the matured
emotional capacity to find the deaths of engineers disturbing
and also the loss of the Super Bowl 32 by the
Packers. No. No. You don't find the deaths of my friends disturbing?
Yes. Okay, well, these questions are legally
binding within the context of this shareholder broadcast call.
Sir, do you or do you not find the deaths of engineers and
the Packers Super Bowl 32 loss and the ones who
died in the accident, that spontaneously created prototype disturbing?
The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy. The empathy
exploit. They're exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response.
So I think, you know, empathy is good, but you need to think it's through
and not just be a program like a robot. Oh, no regrets.
No given. And about
dead people when it's directly your fault. Got it. Okay. So,
as you can see, company morale has never been better and the work is
continuing on our innovation of disruption of the paradigm from severing the ties
with the woke and some other subterfuge that you should buy on this call.
Oh, sir, the camera still on there and
we can see that ketamine clumped up your nose up
there. It could be a baggie of protein powder I'm holding. Oh. I really
don't want to be rude, dear sir, but I fail to see how
you snorting protein powder is better. If I'm being honest there.
I would like to remind you that if these transmissions resemble your experiences
of reality in any way, it is because your reality has become so thoroughly broken
down by the connection of the Mobius loop of annihilation that satire and irony
has been eliminated from reality for you. These transmissions should not in
any way resemble anyone living or dead, that you may know. Get it?
Got it. Good. God damn,
that song is depressing as shit. So it should probably shock no one that to
this day, it's still. Out of all the Weezer songs that I have heard,
currently my favorite of all, Weezer song. It's still a great song though. Yeah,
I absolutely love it. This is my top favorite Weezer song of all time
because it's very different than anything else they've done. And also it resonates with me
because I'm pretty sure it's about alcoholism. Yeah, I think so. And the family curse
that is alcoholism. And coming to grips with that. Maybe I'm wrong. I could be.
I'm usually crazy, you know. Why you got to be talking about my alcohol use
music? No, nothing. Could be my father from the
truth. Man. God damn. Time for another
tattoo. I didn't say anything.
Oh, enough of ripping off those bad Austin Powers three, right,
Joe? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah. That was three. Yeah, we're gonna stop.
You're going. I mean, man, when you're gonna rip off like Austin
Powers and you go for movie three, that's some. That's some next level right
there. Good job. Yeah, well, anybody can rip off one and almost most
people can rip off two, but three, that's. That's something else.
Well, while you're out there saying go yourself and you court
to me, you can enjoy this song that's very clearly about. Also released in 1994.
Just like our film Godzilla versus Space Godzilla. It's Nine Inch Nails with closer
on the pirate radio edit. Enjoy that while you kick the out of this weekend.
Make it your.
Sam was.
I see you sort of. Hold on. No worries.
All right, there we go. All right, we're good. Cool. I'm already recording
with the main recording. But let's do this recording in
progress. Because that backup recording will save my ass someday, even though I haven't
needed it yet. Knock on wood. Someday.
Someday somebody's going to find some way to make you cry.
It's already happened. And I
made a Wilson Phillips quote, so that's where we're at today. Yeah, no,
Jesus, Mom, I'm drinking beer, so I don't care. Yeah, well, in the spirit
of 420, I'm smoking hemp derived legal high stuff today as always.
Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. No, I got Wrestlemania tonight, so. Yeah,
well, we'll try not to dally, dilly, dally too much. I was able to still
cut down your clips considerably. Obviously we're going first with yours, so. I was gonna
say my clips weren't even that long. This movie was annoying.
Save it, save it, save it. Let's go.
Ahead and get it started so you don't have to save too awful much.
All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Man, you, me up so bad with
that joke about the bass player. I totally forgot. What the did that guy
even do? No, it wasn't him. It was his wife, right?
Cops showed up, she had a gun out. They told her to drop it,
then she pointed at him, so they shot her. She's alive, but she's facing
like a lot of going on right now. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Anyway, here's Buddy Holly.
This is clip number three. Thank you all for making it here on such short
notice. All right. No, no, that's what they always tell you.
That's what little Godzilla always says. Oh, there's a spot
I can shorten. I have a problem,
Matt. I'm always looking to shorten things and remove clips.
Why are you always looking to shorten my. Because I have a innate
need to try and lower the runtime of our show because I think it'll be
more likely that people will finish it. That's. That's also true. Not bad.
Good decision. Yeah. Can we believe we used to do four hour
episodes to cover multiple films on one episode? I know, I know. Yeah. One episode
used to be like two movies. What the were we thinking?
I know, I don't know, man. But that was before Tik Tok, when, you know,
people had longer attention spans. Did they did day? Or are we just
making an excuse so I could have a four hour episode for no reason?
I mean, a little bit of color bay, a little bit of color. B,
it's goddamn, you know, smorgasbord. Take what you want. And that,
folks, is why I don't do two movies in one show. I just won't.
I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do more than one movie
in a show. That's not entirely true. I still do it, but it has to
be really special occasion. Yeah. Or if the guy's really cute,
it's Robin Hood men in tights. I just always love the way that he yells.
Beth delivers that line. Or if he's really cute. Or if he's really cute.
Clip number five. You won't be disgraced if you. Now,
humans survive by doing what they have to do. Paul is dead.
By giving up. What the. It's a bullet coagulant.
Paul dead special. It's a reference to the Beatles to
make this. Oh, Paul is dead. Okay. Cuz he did die. That's. I.
I believe in that. I Don't. I think it's an actor. 3, 3, 2,
1. Have to ask. But you're the only person who can.
What about all the literal other pilots that were standing around looking at him
as he says that and feels terrible. Thanks a lot, sir.
You're right. You're literally the only man that I trust. Because you're
old like me to pilot this ship. Who are you talking to? One of those
pilots went home to their wives. Just cried. Don't know why
Sarge is so mean thinking about. I'm more concerned about the one
pilot that went home and just went into the shower and cried and tried to
hide it from everybody. Yeah, yeah. No, honey. They say I'm
doing a really great job. They really want me to pilot. Save the world Fries
in the bathroom. We already saw Teemu Mechagodzilla fail
miserably. This is not very convincing. This one's gonna shorten up real
nice, too. Oh, yeah. And I challenge anyone to find better clips than what I
took from this movie.
They don't have to play at home like that. Yeah. Big Sho.
Sorry. Hold on. No worries, man. The silence cuts itself out
and the babble just becomes, you know, the. That we put in the outtakes.
It's all good. It's all show. It all becomes show somehow.
Yeah, right. Only the stuff that needs to be cut out gets cut out.
Okay, okay. Sorry about that. No, I also
had to answer something. Fucking work finds me on a Sunday even,
and he ejects them out.
So they are the God. I am the force on
the king. A broken face shining
in sin it's. Never too late Machines
are crying day Lost in the fray Sea
ones that. Go Echoes in twisted valley Steel
and smoke rise Every winds are behind A.
Puppet master Born in shapes with no.
Well, while you're out there saying go yourself and fuck you cort
to me, you can enjoy this song that's very clearly about fucking. Also released
in 1994 for just like our film Godzilla versus Space Godzilla, it's Nine Inch
Nails with closer on the pirate radio edit. Enjoy that while you kick the fuck
out of this week and make it your bitch. All right? I'm not going to
play all of that. Save us a little bit of time. And in order to
continue to save. Us time, I'm going to do this recording stopped.