How to Avoid Eye Contact in an Elevator

Elevators are awkward enough without the small talk and forced eye contact. This episode teaches you all the tricks to avoid locking eyes with anyone in that cramped space. From the strategic ceiling gaze to the classic “phone stare,” you’ll never have to awkwardly interact again.

What is Useless Advice?

Part absurd. Part useful. 100% Practical. Where life's least important problems get the attention they absolutely don’t deserve. In "Useless Advice," we dive headfirst into the ridiculous, solving everyday dilemmas you didn’t know needed solving. Whether it’s mastering the delicate art of eating a banana in public without embarrassment, surviving the social minefield of elevator small talk, or avoiding nose-picking disasters—we’ve got you covered.

This is the podcast that turns life’s most trivial tasks into grand adventures, sprinkled with humor, sarcasm, and a surprising amount of insight. No experts here, just one host and a whole lot of nonsense.

Tune in for advice you never thought you’d need—but once you have it, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.