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hello All You Beautiful People

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gentlemen

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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it's a really good theme song it is I

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love it Advanced it

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a wonderful job making that animal

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well

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hello everyone and welcome to smut Club

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I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea

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I I paused like I I would pause because

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I was distracted it's still my name is

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it that's good I was like and I'm oh no

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wait this isn't something that's going

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to change it's I'm Chelsea

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um and if you hear the little click

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clack on the ground or the heavy

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breathing that is Brandon the pug

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who we also love

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um but listening to him review a book

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would

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it would be a different sort of podcast

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it

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oh I I'm not like a huge ASMR person me

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I don't get it and is that like is that

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the sort of thing where it's kind of

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like cilantro where either like you [ __ ]

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with cilantro or you don't [ __ ] with

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cilantro is that like how is that what

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is where people are like hell yeah

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I want to listen to people click their

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nails and Whisper no I don't I don't

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like that in fact it makes me deeply

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uncomfortable like certain certain ones

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I'm like like I physically cringe I'm

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like is this my mesophonia or is this

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genuinely like weird and gross you're

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so mesophonia is a thing where certain

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sounds like it's it's like an anxiety

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thing where certain sounds make me like

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physically like I like cringe and curl

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up like the sound of a fork on

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somebody's teeth makes me one of them

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yes okay very specific sound

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Sister Act 2.

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go with me on this I realize this is

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already pivoting so Sister Act 2 like

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the whole movie no no no no no okay that

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movie slaps

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but the um the scene where Whoopi

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Goldberg is trying to get her classes

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attention when they're all like acting

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and like her nails on a chalkboard even

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as a kid every time like I've seen that

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movie more times than I can count but

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every time I knew that seems I'd like be

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plugging my ears because the sound now

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mind you I won I don't think I've ever

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ever actually heard that word before

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um but two I definitely I get a lot of

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like sensory overload like I I realized

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I'm a highly sensitive person like if

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you've ever read a book about that like

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you know you know what it is for people

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who are not in the therapy space

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um yes I realized I'm like a highly

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sensitive person and so I get sensory

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overload very easily so I've always kind

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of equated it or thought of it through

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that lens versus like there's like

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specific sounds but yeah I'm like you

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don't know I can't do that sound yeah

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I'll definitely get over stimulated but

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there are also certain sounds that just

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irritate me like I people love guided

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people that I can listen to because

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that I can't listen to it I'm like why

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are you trying to weirdly seduce me

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right now this is gross I don't like it

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so when I did my yoga teacher training

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I did like the Intensive one where it

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portion where we'd like try different

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types of meditation like some were

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guided it's not like some like binaural

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beats like all of those different things

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I'm like we have done at least four

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hours of yoga today on top of all of the

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other like educational things and now

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you are asking me to end my day

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laying on the ground listening to a

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meditation and you expect me not to fall

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asleep

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setting you up for failure they really

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were and I honestly didn't give a [ __ ] I

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gonna kick me out of school because I

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I was like if anything I'm taking what

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my body needs so I understand

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that I passed this portion really all

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this to say Brandon won't be doing a

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book review

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so we got a little off the rails thank

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you for coming on that Journey with us

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so Chelsea tell me what are we reviewing

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today well what are you reviewing

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because I'm not doing it oh Lord okay so

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today

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we are reviewing Desperate Measures

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bye

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bye oh I didn't know we were doing a bum

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oh I didn't know Desperate Measures

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by Katie Robert

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there we go

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Katie is with two e's not an ie because

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she fancy like that because they fancy

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like that didn't she also write neon

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written a lot I'm actually not probably

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maybe I'll have to look it up later

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I had been watching a tick tock where

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someone was like talking about the most

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sex per page kind of like book that

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they'd read and it was

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um a book by her not this one I want to

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say it was called like

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gifting my gifting you to my best friend

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where the title you're like I see where

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we're going right I don't even need to

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read it because I I got it from there

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yeah you're like there's not going to be

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a lot of plot here nope and quite

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frankly plot's not what you're looking

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for there right that's not why you pick

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up a book with a title like that yeah

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that's like

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reading anything by Nikki Sloan and

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being like I'm here for the plot yeah I

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know you right right we don't have to

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lie to ourselves we can be honest

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that's true yeah and I've read a lot of

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Nikki slum

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which is fair

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one Series has a decent amount of plot

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does desperate measures have a plot

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the whole like Disney villains right um

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like Hades and Meg and Hercules okay

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and I'm pretty sure you can choose your

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own adventure like I they are

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standalones you meet some of the

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characters what whatever right I've read

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Desperate Measures and I'm halfway

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through the second one but like it just

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the second one like you know those books

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that you're like it's just like my mood

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like I will I would read this in another

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time but like what I'm looking for today

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is not this yes yes so one of those okay

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so this is the love story of Jasmine and

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if consensual non-consent makes you feel

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uncomfy

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you're gonna be a bit uncomfy today fair

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like baby girl daddy makes you uncomfy

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you will also be uncomfy today

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times on the show but I like they say

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daddy so much in this book that like I

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always think about when I looked at my

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husband and I was like

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would you want me to call you Daddy and

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he was like could you say it with

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conviction I was like I don't think I

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having a baby I was like trying to hand

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like do you want to see your daddy and

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Vance was like it's still me he's like I

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know it's not sexual at all he's like it

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makes me a little uncomfortable I still

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know I was like what would you like our

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child to call you he's like pops dad I

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was like oh you know straightforward

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classic option but yeah there have been

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say like Daddy and I'm like yeah yeah

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like not for me am I more likely

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likely y'all I'm only like three sips of

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wine in

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it is also worth noting

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um Hannah and I are drinking red wine

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but didn't want to get wine teeth so we

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are drinking it through straws

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they're comically large we have like

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those big like silicone smoothie straws

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in our wine glasses but it's working

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so there's that it works for me sorry

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um we open on this book meeting Jasmine

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we switch points of view a few times but

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it doesn't really matter nothing really

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matters yeah

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in life you know let's just get

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existential for a second so like yeah I

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was like taking notes on this book and I

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was like do I even need notes for this

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book let's see how kind of far we get so

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Jasmine is in her room in her dad's

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Palace Mansion

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um and like it's very much a gilded cage

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she's never actually been she's like 25

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years old has never been off property

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um

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but it's like very smart right and her

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dad has betrothed her in a business deal

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to Ali right you see AKA Aladdin Aladdin

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yes right this is an arranged marriage

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situation yes and Aladdin is not the

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hero of this book

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um so you know we're like I don't know

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that he was really the hero of the movie

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If we're honest but we'll get into the

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the we can get into the details of

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Disney's problematic

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history later or never there's

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like as a kid you were just not aware of

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any of those nope things at all okay so

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she's in her room she knows that like

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she's like

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being sold off essentially as part of

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this like business deal and she's not

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about it and she hears her bedroom door

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open and she has like I don't know like

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a letter opener or some [ __ ] in her hand

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that she's like

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whoever came into my room it's Jafar

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it's not Ali

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and in this is Jafar still her dad's

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like main advisor

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I'll tell you in three seconds oh okay

277
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my bad my bad you're getting ahead of me

278
00:11:27,779 --> 00:11:33,540
Hannah sorry not really it's all once

279
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:36,660
again does does any of it matter yeah so

280
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Jafar was her dad's top advisor and

281
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Jafar essentially just came in and was

282
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like

283
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everything is mine now your father is no

284
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longer in play

285
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I've dethroned your father this is my

286
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territory everything in this territory

287
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is mine you are mine

288
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it's a bold move

289
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bold move Jafar bold move

290
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and she's like

291
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Okay so

292
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:08,339
can I just leave and

293
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,480
um would you mind giving me my trust

294
00:12:08,339 --> 00:12:13,260
fund to my

295
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:16,260
right and he's like run and if you make

296
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:17,760
it to the door before I catch you you're

297
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free to go

298
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,519
and she's like do I want that I don't

299
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,540
want

300
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that but then like there's like a

301
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:25,800
narrator voice being like she does want

302
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:27,540
that like it's pretty much how like the

303
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,740
whole like consensual non-consent is

304
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written out throughout this book it's

305
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:33,060
like her being like I don't want this

306
00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:35,820
and then in her head she's like yes I do

307
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:37,860
it's like oh they kind of write it this

308
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:39,899
whole time

309
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:42,120
um yeah and so she's like okay so like

310
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:43,200
what if you get like what if you catch

311
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:46,800
me before I make the door he's like then

312
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you're mine body and soul and she's like

313
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so I either get to go completely free

314
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:56,240
with my trust fund

315
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:56,240
or you own me right cool right

316
00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:04,079
I wish I wish we had more background

317
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:06,420
because this for me is like damn Jafar

318
00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:08,700
like do you even know her do you even

319
00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:10,440
like her like is this just a new thing

320
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,639
for you like we have a little bit of

321
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,680
background that comes out throughout the

322
00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:16,920
book we're like he's worked for her dad

323
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:19,500
for five years and like

324
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they've always kind of like looked at

325
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,820
each other across the room and like had

326
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:27,060
that like sexual tension but like

327
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:28,740
nothing had ever happened right we will

328
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:30,300
find out far later once again I'm

329
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:32,880
deciding it doesn't matter I'm keeping

330
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,899
no secrets this book's a [ __ ] show

331
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,540
um

332
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:39,540
like we find out later that like

333
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:41,639
he had been working towards like taking

334
00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:44,279
like betraying her dad and taking

335
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:47,519
everything over but then when her dad

336
00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:50,279
sold her off to Ali it like moved up

337
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:53,639
jafar's timeline so that way like

338
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:55,800
he could keep her safe got it yes got it

339
00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:58,500
so he's like you have to count a ten so

340
00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:00,300
she like takes off to the front door

341
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:02,220
guess what Hannah

342
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:05,399
does she make it

343
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:07,260
she doesn't she doesn't make it to the

344
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:10,019
front door and this is very much he like

345
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:13,620
tackles her on the tile floor in the

346
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:15,360
foyer of the mansion and she's like I

347
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:17,279
don't want this I

348
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,839
was like

349
00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:20,519
and he's like are you sure you don't

350
00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:23,760
want this because you're like pussy's

351
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:25,800
dripping like right it's just like

352
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:28,079
that's most of the book is her being

353
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,000
like I don't want this and he's like

354
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:31,680
your body tells me otherwise let me put

355
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,170
some fingers up there and tell you that

356
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:38,670
you're lying

357
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:38,670
[Laughter]

358
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:46,620
so yeah so

359
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:49,500
I have worked in a lot of different

360
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:51,120
places in mental health treatment okay

361
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:53,339
okay follow me

362
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:56,699
going on this journey I need my silicone

363
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:58,980
ones you do so

364
00:14:56,699 --> 00:15:00,779
I thought of this I'm not exactly sure

365
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:02,160
why but

366
00:15:00,779 --> 00:15:05,339
um at one of the places I was working

367
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:08,100
there was an incident where we knew that

368
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:09,120
two patients had engaged in sexual

369
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:12,240
activity

370
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,800
it's not that rare but also not great so

371
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:16,440
our risk manager

372
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,240
pipes up in our treatment team

373
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,040
meeting where we're discussing what

374
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,839
needs to be done and she starts talking

375
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,420
about the incident report and how we

376
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:27,120
need to make sure that we have one for

377
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:29,100
digital penetration and that's all I

378
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,720
could think of when you just said that I

379
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,480
don't know why it's never happened

380
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,579
previously on the podcast where I've

381
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,860
thought that when you've said it but all

382
00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:40,380
I could think of was her going

383
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:42,060
digital penetration before nine o'clock

384
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:44,220
in the morning every time he's a digital

385
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:47,420
penetration in my head I just go digital

386
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,420
digital get down

387
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:53,399
which really makes me think about

388
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:54,300
in sync a little differently

389
00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:56,639
um

390
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:58,980
yeah

391
00:15:56,639 --> 00:16:01,079
I see you processing right now in a way

392
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:02,040
that you're like oh [ __ ] I didn't like

393
00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:04,680
that

394
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:06,779
okay so essentially jofar plows her on

395
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,699
the foyer floor

396
00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:11,279
um and we're back yeah and we're back

397
00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:12,959
and but like she's like we both know

398
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:15,839
what did she say like we both know I

399
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:17,399
can't make you stop I won't make you

400
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:18,240
stop

401
00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:19,800
um

402
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,420
and then like when when all said and

403
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:24,959
done he's like let's not pretend you

404
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:27,000
weren't into it you were and we're gonna

405
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:28,620
do that again we're gonna do that a lot

406
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,060
like you made your choice you didn't

407
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:33,060
make it to the front door

408
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:36,779
you're mine now but we also learned her

409
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:38,519
they have a safe word it seems like

410
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:40,500
we entered the book with them already

411
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:42,959
having a safe word but I don't fully get

412
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:47,579
like where the safe word like

413
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:51,120
came from the safe word is Raja

414
00:16:47,579 --> 00:16:54,240
the tiger yeah which also I had a cat

415
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:59,699
named George based off of

416
00:16:54,240 --> 00:17:01,860
who I loved and like it was truly a a

417
00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:04,439
parent's blind love because I thought

418
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:05,880
that cat was the most beautiful cat in

419
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:07,199
the world and now I look back at photos

420
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:10,380
and I was like

421
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:13,199
everyone was right she was a little

422
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:16,020
ratchet looking oh well she was a Devon

423
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:19,799
Rex which is the breed of Craig

424
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:21,600
um our our current cat and so like

425
00:17:19,799 --> 00:17:23,880
looked like we gave her a shitty haircut

426
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,900
but which is like naturally like that

427
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,939
but like

428
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:29,700
produced a lot of body oil and would

429
00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:30,840
just kind of leave like a belly oil

430
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,400
trail

431
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,740
and this is all I could think of every

432
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:37,440
time they'd say they're [ __ ] safe was

433
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:39,960
it belly oil was a belly oiled Devon Rex

434
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,419
cat named Raja

435
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:44,460
yeah um also maybe not my best helmet I

436
00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:46,740
may have told you this story before so

437
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:48,660
when I moved from Florida to Texas for

438
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:50,940
grad school I couldn't take my cat with

439
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:53,340
me like Russia had been purchased as the

440
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:55,740
family cat but was very much mine so

441
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,179
stayed with my parents and the thought

442
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,380
was like yeah when I'm done went in grad

443
00:17:57,179 --> 00:18:00,360
school for a few years I'll take her

444
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:01,919
back well my parents became the primary

445
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,799
Caregivers for my great-grandmother who

446
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:06,360
was like 98 years old at the time passed

447
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:07,620
away at 100.

448
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,820
I don't know how old she was at the time

449
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,600
anyway

450
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,940
um

451
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,919
my cat hated my great-grandmother

452
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:16,320
like didn't hate a soul it was just like

453
00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:18,000
a normal cat who wanted to cuddle except

454
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,740
for my great-grandmother would like bite

455
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,260
her but like old people's skin is like

456
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:24,539
so thin yeah

457
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:27,360
and my parents were like

458
00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:29,960
Chelsea we have to get rid of the cat

459
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:33,840
she keeps biting your great-grandmother

460
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:36,440
and I said keep the one that will live

461
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,440
longer

462
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,620
laughs

463
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:46,919
the comment was not well received no

464
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,140
um I know we're all very surprised it

465
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:52,140
was not my best moment I was really sad

466
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:55,320
but then my parents like we'll get you a

467
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:59,760
new cat when you finish grad school

468
00:18:55,320 --> 00:19:02,400
and that's how I actually got Craig oh

469
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:05,039
I wonder whatever happened to Raja

470
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:07,440
I don't know she became a safe word

471
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:09,539
her spirit lives on in Desperate

472
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,860
Measures oh gosh if that's her spirit I

473
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,020
have bigger questions okay so anyway

474
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:16,620
yeah so they like have the safe word

475
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:18,600
that like is Raja we it I'm like where

476
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:20,160
like we never really know where the uh

477
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,900
maybe I missed it but it felt like they

478
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,760
were just like oh yeah we have this word

479
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:26,100
let we both knew but I'm like where did

480
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:28,200
it come from anyway

481
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,820
so like Jafar loads her up it's like

482
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,320
we're going to my penthouse and like

483
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,480
bless him

484
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,740
he's not a good man but he is like oh

485
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,660
like as they're walking to the penthouse

486
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,700
he's like oh I took her she doesn't even

487
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:40,260
have shoes on I'm going to pick her up

488
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:43,799
and carry her into the penthouse because

489
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:46,980
I'm not like a total [ __ ]

490
00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:48,780
but also on the way there he's like so

491
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:51,179
like are you on birth control and like

492
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:54,539
you didn't think to ask that

493
00:19:51,179 --> 00:19:58,400
before you tackled her in the house and

494
00:19:54,539 --> 00:19:58,400
just like had your way with her like

495
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:02,820
yes yes

496
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:04,679
um

497
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,940
and then he's also kind of like she

498
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:08,039
could have made it stop with one word

499
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,299
and she didn't like at no point is she

500
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,760
using her safe word and I want to be

501
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:15,360
very clear about that is like throughout

502
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:16,980
this entire book it like it truly is

503
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,140
like consensual non-consent from that

504
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:20,520
vantage point of like she has an out

505
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:23,160
that she knows is there that they keep

506
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,840
coming back to and like she's aware that

507
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,900
she's not taking her

508
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,520
her true out if she wanted it right and

509
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:31,320
she trusts that he would stop if she

510
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:34,440
used it yes right well because I guess

511
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:36,360
like he like said something one time a

512
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,520
long time ago like before the book start

513
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:40,500
where it was like

514
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,940
she used the word and he like backed off

515
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,400
immediately like whatever he'd been

516
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,960
saying so like we do trust that he would

517
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,660
actually

518
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:50,220
respect and honor her safe word

519
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:52,679
um yeah so then he's like all right well

520
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:54,720
I gotta go out I gotta do some business

521
00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:58,280
um she's like I don't have any clothes

522
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,280
here he's like you can earn your clothes

523
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:03,480
and then he's like and I would like you

524
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,100
to be kneeling and naked at the front

525
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:09,080
door when I get back when are you

526
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:09,080
getting back who can say just be there

527
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:14,160
that's a no for me

528
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:16,919
yeah

529
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:19,320
I know

530
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:20,880
so yeah it's a no for Jasmine as well if

531
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,320
we're being honest yeah because he

532
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,780
leaves and she's like [ __ ] that noise

533
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,160
I'm gonna go Snoop so go snooping finds

534
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:28,679
his home office

535
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,659
and in his home office is like trying to

536
00:21:28,679 --> 00:21:32,340
guess his computer password and like a

537
00:21:30,659 --> 00:21:33,960
little green light pops on and she's

538
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:35,460
like oh like there's like a camera that

539
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,720
turned on and she's still trying to

540
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,400
guess his computer password and isn't

541
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,740
getting it right and the office phone

542
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,919
rings and it's Jafar and he's like so

543
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:47,100
what are you doing in there

544
00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:48,480
and what will I find on the video when I

545
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,220
check it and she's like oh it's not like

546
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,860
a live stream he can't see me so then

547
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:55,320
she just like masturbates

548
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:58,860
while on the phone with him

549
00:21:55,320 --> 00:22:00,480
and like comes and then like hangs up

550
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:02,640
like what

551
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,919
we got from six to midnight real quick

552
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:07,380
yes

553
00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:09,480
yes what

554
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:11,520
okay yeah he's like good for her and

555
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,900
she's like let me back up and she's like

556
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,000
and I stuck my fingers in my [ __ ] and

557
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:18,419
I'm like

558
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,940
so many fingers in your [ __ ] and that's

559
00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:22,020
hold on and then after that she's like

560
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,299
all right well

561
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:26,760
still not gonna go to the door and kneel

562
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:29,400
so I'm gonna go to my bedroom and lock

563
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,780
the door and go to sleep but like also I

564
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:34,260
was kind of like thinking she's like oh

565
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:36,780
wake up she she wakes up to Jafar like

566
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,340
breaking into her bedroom where he's

567
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:40,080
like you were not where you were

568
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,799
supposed to be

569
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,320
um

570
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:44,640
so this is like a weird Master Slave

571
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,600
brat

572
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:50,700
thing he does call her brat a lot yeah

573
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:54,600
like I

574
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:56,159
I wouldn't say full like Master Slave

575
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,860
which is the kneeling at the door is

576
00:22:56,159 --> 00:23:02,039
Master Slave vibes

577
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:05,280
I think he's really looking for a

578
00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:08,360
submissive in a

579
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,360
but then it's also like

580
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:13,140
I don't know we'll get into it like

581
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:16,080
later in the book where it's like

582
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:18,179
like he is trying to keep her in the

583
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,679
penthouse to keep her safe

584
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:20,880
and he's like yeah like she's not gonna

585
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:23,100
have to stay there forever but in her

586
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,559
head she's like I've just traded one

587
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,880
cage for another right

588
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:30,720
um

589
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:32,700
so is she on birth control oh yeah okay

590
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,780
no so she I just realized we never

591
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:36,000
answered that

592
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:38,159
would it matter though probably not

593
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,140
probably it was more for me the fact

594
00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:43,640
that I'm like you didn't you didn't

595
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:43,640
check proactively right

596
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:49,020
whatever this whole book so he tells her

597
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:51,000
that like

598
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:53,820
someone's gonna be coming the next day

599
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,280
to outfit her in some clothes then

600
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:58,080
they're going out the next night and

601
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,659
she's like I don't want to and he's like

602
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:03,360
I don't really care what you want

603
00:24:00,659 --> 00:24:05,100
and she's like give me my trust fund and

604
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,080
let me go he's like if you want your

605
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:09,840
trust fund like he's like if you really

606
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:13,260
want to go prove it say say your word

607
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:15,179
say it like you don't have to stay oh so

608
00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:17,340
that so he's like the word is not just

609
00:24:15,179 --> 00:24:20,880
for sexy times the word is for all of

610
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:22,140
this say it now yeah okay okay I'm not

611
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,520
keeping you here I'm not holding this

612
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:25,320
money over your head

613
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,059
you have to say one but I'm also like

614
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,700
okay what would you would you have

615
00:24:27,059 --> 00:24:31,080
actually like I think like sexually he

616
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,520
would have respected the word but I

617
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,220
honestly don't know if he would respect

618
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:38,460
the word if she was like

619
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:40,799
I I want to actually leave right but

620
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:42,840
it's presented as though he's like okay

621
00:24:40,799 --> 00:24:45,919
if you really want to go you have it out

622
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:48,659
right you haven't used it that's on you

623
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:50,940
so the next day The Stylist arrives we

624
00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:53,220
meet Tink The Stylist yeah there's tank

625
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:55,679
will meet hook later

626
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:57,780
oh

627
00:24:55,679 --> 00:25:00,780
oh yeah

628
00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:04,200
there they cover a lot of different so

629
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:05,520
do Tink and hook get it on in a later

630
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,679
book they're like seven [ __ ] books

631
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,960
Anna probably I'm gonna have to look it

632
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:12,000
up I I don't know if I can commit to

633
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:14,520
reading all seven of these well I would

634
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,640
probably pick and choose like I would

635
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:18,960
probably read a tank and hook one

636
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,520
and then I would just see what the other

637
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,820
ones were and if I was into it I would

638
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,820
read it

639
00:25:22,919 --> 00:25:26,400
that's fair instead of trying to roll

640
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,299
straight through

641
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:32,400
well and so like Tink

642
00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:34,140
works for she's a stylist but like she's

643
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,880
affiliated with the underworld that's

644
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:37,740
like the sex club that's run by Haiti so

645
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,179
she's kind of like giving these details

646
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:41,279
of like that's where you're going

647
00:25:39,179 --> 00:25:43,860
tonight as like this sex club and like

648
00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:44,940
if you really like is trying to help out

649
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:46,380
Jasmine and she's like if you really

650
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:49,140
want out you could like make a deal with

651
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:52,980
Hades but like

652
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:54,659
that's probably like last last case

653
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:56,520
right what am I trying to say like maybe

654
00:25:54,659 --> 00:25:58,919
don't do that worst case scenario worst

655
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,960
case scenario not last case scenario I'm

656
00:25:58,919 --> 00:26:02,159
like I think the word isn't there on the

657
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,020
tip of my tongue

658
00:26:02,159 --> 00:26:06,659
um but then Jasmine's like okay like

659
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:08,100
thanks also I noticed you only brought

660
00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:09,659
me a couple of like really [ __ ]

661
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:12,000
dresses

662
00:26:09,659 --> 00:26:13,980
is there any underwear is there any

663
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,559
jeans and things like I brought what was

664
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:19,799
ordered like I don't

665
00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:22,380
yeah so we switched to jafar's

666
00:26:19,799 --> 00:26:23,820
perspective really fast and I just

667
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,620
wouldn't touch it again

668
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:28,020
I just hit the mic stand with my hand

669
00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:29,460
and it bounced and I'm not touching it

670
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:33,659
anymore

671
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:35,880
we have a new setup this season and it

672
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:37,679
it involves more body awareness to not

673
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,480
hit the mic we're adjusting we're

674
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,919
adjusting so I apologize if they're like

675
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,240
loud noises that you're like what the

676
00:26:40,919 --> 00:26:46,340
[ __ ] was that

677
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,340
um it's us trying our best

678
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:51,539
square that leaves us so I need a

679
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:52,919
silicone wine straw Break

680
00:26:51,539 --> 00:26:55,740
um do you have any questions about the

681
00:26:52,919 --> 00:26:59,880
book so far what are your thoughts

682
00:26:55,740 --> 00:27:02,400
so my thoughts uh interesting premise I

683
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,840
like the premise right yeah it's a cool

684
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,260
premise

685
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:09,600
um a little confused about it I mean we

686
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:12,000
just we just escalated real quick just

687
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,279
right off the rip yeah we did without a

688
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,720
lot of context which again if you're in

689
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:17,760
the mood for

690
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,340
could be great

691
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:23,580
um and I am thinking that Katie Robert

692
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:27,179
did write neon Gods which was also a

693
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:32,100
Hades spoof that makes sense but it

694
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:33,779
wasn't Hades and Meg and Hercules it was

695
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:36,720
like

696
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:40,980
different was it all of the furies

697
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:43,080
no it was Hades and then this girl he

698
00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:45,360
he's like a like a crime Lord

699
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,080
essentially

700
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,840
um

701
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,940
everybody hates him but he's into like a

702
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,380
lot of voyeurism

703
00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:53,520
you know

704
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:56,340
seems like the man had been into

705
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:59,220
voyeurism I'm looking up neon gods

706
00:27:56,340 --> 00:28:01,559
I might need to add it to my list or do

707
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:03,720
I need to add it to my list I did enjoy

708
00:28:01,559 --> 00:28:05,820
it I haven't read the second one it is

709
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,080
Katie Robert yeah I haven't read the

710
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:08,880
second one but

711
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,860
it sounds like there's a similar theme

712
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,600
because in

713
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:16,020
um neon gods

714
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,940
they're very clear about they have a

715
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:21,240
written agreement before they enter into

716
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:24,120
this relationship they have like a clear

717
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:27,059
understanding of where everybody's lines

718
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:28,559
are safe words all of that stuff which I

719
00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:30,960
really appreciated because in a lot of

720
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:32,820
these books with like non-con and like

721
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,740
dubious consent and all that other stuff

722
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:37,020
like

723
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:38,640
it's never really just yeah it's not

724
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:41,460
like in a way that you're like there's

725
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:45,000
really no clear boundaries just like

726
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:47,580
gross and really uncomfortable yes but

727
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,900
with the way that she wrote neon gods

728
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:51,360
and it sounds like sort of in the way

729
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:54,419
she wrote this one it was like oh so

730
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:57,960
this is maybe not like you know the the

731
00:28:54,419 --> 00:29:01,200
Pinnacle example of how we engage in a

732
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:04,559
healthy BDSM Dynamic but at least it's

733
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:07,860
closer than most of the other yeah stuff

734
00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:09,600
out there you know so I appreciate that

735
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:10,980
yeah it's like

736
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,299
you know it's a weird thing when you

737
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:15,240
like read this much month that you're

738
00:29:12,299 --> 00:29:18,120
like oh I really appreciate them like

739
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:21,960
writing and like like consent consent

740
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:23,159
yes we love consent we do and I do agree

741
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,600
I think there's like a lot of books

742
00:29:23,159 --> 00:29:26,220
where they're like this is so hot and

743
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,220
I'm like

744
00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:31,860
this is like setting you up for failure

745
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:35,039
and like absolutely setting you up where

746
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:36,840
it's like oh that was never a boundary

747
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:40,140
was never clearly like outlined or

748
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:42,360
discussed and now it feels icky

749
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:44,399
um okay so we switched to jafar's

750
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,700
perspective real quick

751
00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:49,919
we learned that like Ali is in the wind

752
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:52,020
uh oh jafar's men are like trying to

753
00:29:49,919 --> 00:29:55,260
find him trying to capture him

754
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:57,360
he is not to be found so jafar's like

755
00:29:55,260 --> 00:30:00,600
gotta keep her

756
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:03,720
locked up like gotta keep jasmine safe

757
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:07,559
until we can find Aladdin

758
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:10,440
um because Aladdin does is not pure in

759
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:12,600
his intentions sure Jafar is though so

760
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:16,640
we can respect that you get it yeah

761
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,640
Jafar is a true gentleman here

762
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:22,260
um

763
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:26,159
so like he gets back to his place and

764
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:28,200
Jasmine is swimming naked because you

765
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:31,380
know she doesn't have swimsuits because

766
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:33,299
right he didn't order those before

767
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:34,799
we do what we have to

768
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:36,659
like

769
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:38,700
just

770
00:30:36,659 --> 00:30:40,320
this is neither here nor there but

771
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:42,000
because he was like yeah and she was

772
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,860
like cutting through the water and like

773
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,399
really like booking it in the pool and

774
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:46,399
I'm kind of like

775
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:52,260
if your titties aren't in a swimsuit

776
00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:53,460
right flat in the wind yeah if they're

777
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,960
just water if they're just flapping in

778
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:57,120
the water how much does that slow you

779
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:00,299
down I would imagine a bit it makes you

780
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:03,539
less water Dynamic not aerodynamic right

781
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:05,820
yes and I think it also depends on what

782
00:31:03,539 --> 00:31:07,440
sort what you're working with like for

783
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:10,020
some people it may be kind of a

784
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:12,299
non-issue for others of us

785
00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:14,039
we'd be getting a black eye do you

786
00:31:12,299 --> 00:31:16,260
remember it was like my

787
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:19,020
this was one of my favorite jokes as a

788
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:21,360
child and now I'm looking back no that's

789
00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:22,919
the right look on your face Hannah so it

790
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,360
was like a blonde to brunette and a

791
00:31:22,919 --> 00:31:28,320
redhead like when like blonde jokes were

792
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:30,059
like yeah Peak comedy right and talking

793
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,820
about how

794
00:31:30,059 --> 00:31:36,480
there was this like swimming competition

795
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:39,620
down this River or whatever and it was

796
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:42,059
like a breaststroke competition and so

797
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:46,320
everyone's lined up they they start

798
00:31:42,059 --> 00:31:47,940
going and down at the Finish Line like

799
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,799
everyone is coming through and they're

800
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:51,360
like man it has been like an hour and

801
00:31:49,799 --> 00:31:52,919
like the blonde like still isn't here

802
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,740
like the redhead has made it the

803
00:31:52,919 --> 00:31:58,140
brunette has made it yeah and then when

804
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:59,460
the blonde gets there at the end and

805
00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:01,980
they're like

806
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:03,240
what took you song she's like well I

807
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:05,580
don't wanna

808
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,539
I don't want to start [ __ ] but also I

809
00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:08,460
don't think that's how I communicate

810
00:32:06,539 --> 00:32:10,799
with this joke as a child right um but

811
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:13,399
like I don't think the other swimmers

812
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:17,700
were using their breasts

813
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:19,679
was my favorite joke as a child oh

814
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:21,000
I think we just learned a lot about me I

815
00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:22,740
think I just learned a lot about I

816
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,539
gained a lot of insight and a lot of

817
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:27,899
things make sense now between that and

818
00:32:24,539 --> 00:32:29,340
the cat yeah yeah yeah we're learning so

819
00:32:27,899 --> 00:32:30,360
much okay

820
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:34,919
um

821
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:37,260
so Jasmine is swimming her breasts are

822
00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:38,640
making her less water Dynamic I don't

823
00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:40,860
know the right word for It Whatever

824
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,659
Jafar is watching her

825
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:44,520
um nothing really important happens in

826
00:32:42,659 --> 00:32:46,740
this scene at all except at one point

827
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,840
she's like you're so bossy I should call

828
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:52,140
you Daddy

829
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:54,419
and like I'm like oh I'm watching a kink

830
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:57,120
be born right like this is where this

831
00:32:54,419 --> 00:32:58,620
originated is that like she like calls

832
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:01,700
him daddy like jokingly once or twice

833
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:05,340
and she's like maybe I like that

834
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:07,620
am I into that yes yeah there's also a

835
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:09,659
lot of like good girl which

836
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:11,220
we were talking earlier about like and I

837
00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:14,640
know we've we posted it on our Instagram

838
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:16,080
story but like the Russ book talk yep

839
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,960
where like

840
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,820
I just keep thinking of every time Jafar

841
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,919
says good girl in this book I just hear

842
00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:25,679
it and Russ's

843
00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:28,740
singing voice with Russ's aggressively

844
00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:31,559
sexual thirst trap tick tocks right good

845
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:34,039
for him man yeah carry on

846
00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:36,779
but he has another song called handsomer

847
00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:39,059
where he says I'm five six but the money

848
00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:41,840
make me six five

849
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:44,580
and I'm like is he actually five six

850
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:46,620
I'm gonna have to look that up oh it's

851
00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:49,340
such a good yeah it's I'm I know I mean

852
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:49,340
how tall is

853
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:56,039
but the money make me six five she said

854
00:33:54,179 --> 00:33:57,960
I love your songs I told her to list

855
00:33:56,039 --> 00:34:00,120
five

856
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,580
I like that yeah I mean I'm gonna look

857
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,559
up the song but it's called handsomer

858
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:06,720
how tall is Russ

859
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:09,620
yeah we need to know how tall Russ is

860
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,620
this is very important

861
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:14,460
um he's a cool five five he gave himself

862
00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:16,560
an extra inch oh no he gave himself an

863
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:18,179
extra inch

864
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:21,240
y'all

865
00:34:18,179 --> 00:34:23,879
that means he is about an inch taller

866
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:27,240
than me which means he is two inches

867
00:34:23,879 --> 00:34:30,659
shorter than me bless his heart

868
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:31,919
you know it doesn't seem to be stopping

869
00:34:30,659 --> 00:34:34,260
him

870
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:38,159
I mean no judgment good for you bro like

871
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:42,560
we're already like you're doing great

872
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:42,560
he really is we love a Shortcake energy

873
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:48,000
so all right in the car to on the way to

874
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,320
the underworld that night Jasmine's

875
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:53,940
wearing one of them

876
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:57,000
[ __ ] dresses where like they're like

877
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:58,740
the front went down between her blow

878
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,180
between her boobs and the back went down

879
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:02,280
even lower than that and there were

880
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:05,160
slits on both sides that like went all

881
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:08,099
the way up to her hip bone and I'm like

882
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,880
so she's one strong Breeze away from

883
00:35:08,099 --> 00:35:12,660
like

884
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,400
full nude yes yeah no one really seems

885
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:17,760
upset about including her

886
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:20,940
so on the drive there they do confirm

887
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:23,220
that like Jafar killed her dad didn't

888
00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:25,560
just like knock him out of power but

889
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:27,480
like he did

890
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,560
um and then he tells her that like at

891
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,720
the underworld she needs to be like

892
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:33,599
silent and obedient and like eyes

893
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:36,000
towards to the ground and we also are

894
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:37,920
starting to realize like yeah Jasmine

895
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,079
has never been in the real world at all

896
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,900
like right she has never been anywhere

897
00:35:40,079 --> 00:35:44,880
outside of like her family grounds and

898
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:47,280
property outside of this Penthouse that

899
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,420
belongs to Jafar so like she starts to

900
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,700
have some anxiety throughout the night

901
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:52,800
and he does he actually like is very

902
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:53,460
sweet about managing it

903
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,140
um

904
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,640
but yeah when he's like you need to be

905
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:58,680
obedient and silent and she's like what

906
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,720
do I get if I do and he's like I'll take

907
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:04,520
care of that pretty [ __ ] tonight

908
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,520
like you were gonna do that anyway

909
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:10,020
like don't make that out to be good

910
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,880
really you were gonna do that anyway I'm

911
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:13,800
like really

912
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,720
okay you're just doing what you're gonna

913
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,460
already do but we're just re-labeling it

914
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:19,800
yeah got it

915
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:21,839
um and then

916
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,359
then he's like what do you want as a

917
00:36:21,839 --> 00:36:26,099
reward if you obey and she's like I want

918
00:36:24,359 --> 00:36:27,960
it like it was before like I want you to

919
00:36:26,099 --> 00:36:30,119
force me

920
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:33,599
and

921
00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:37,560
I put quotes on it but I like lick my

922
00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:40,859
[ __ ] daddy make me come and I'm like

923
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:43,740
I wish that you hadn't

924
00:36:40,859 --> 00:36:47,119
and then he goes down on her

925
00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:47,119
he gives her a [ __ ]

926
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:54,540
you previous episodes if you had like

927
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:57,980
context for that joke for me everybody

928
00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:57,980
gets a [ __ ]

929
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:05,940
he goes down on her in the limo

930
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:07,680
so they get to the underworld she's a

931
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:10,500
little bit nervous

932
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,020
um and that's where we also meet Meg

933
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:15,540
Megara

934
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:17,700
one of Haiti's Furies his favorite of

935
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:22,200
the furies I would say Obviously

936
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:24,359
um and Meg is like she is exquisite like

937
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:28,200
look at you go Jafar you want to share

938
00:37:24,359 --> 00:37:29,040
and he's like if she's into it

939
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,500
um

940
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,540
and then when like Meg walks away

941
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,440
Jasmine's like you told her you'd share

942
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:36,660
me

943
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:39,119
and he's like

944
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:42,900
yeah you really don't seem that upset

945
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:44,760
but like okay like Whispers a lot of

946
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:47,040
dirty [ __ ] in her ear and it's just kind

947
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,560
of like not saying anything that you

948
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,960
don't want like right like calling her

949
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:54,119
Bluff essentially yes like

950
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,680
this whole book really I'm and I'm

951
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:57,180
giving way more detail than it is needed

952
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:01,079
for as much as is actually happening

953
00:37:57,180 --> 00:38:02,160
Hades meets Jasmine that happens

954
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:05,280
um

955
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:07,260
they go to like the main Lounge area

956
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,880
where like everyone's out in the open

957
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:12,839
and like a lot of business talk is

958
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:15,000
happening and like Jasmine is realizing

959
00:38:12,839 --> 00:38:17,339
like oh part of her being here is like

960
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:20,400
Jafar to show like the power that like

961
00:38:17,339 --> 00:38:21,960
he has taken over her father is no

962
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,820
longer in play and she's there with him

963
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,220
and like kind of like being used as a

964
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:27,599
pawn a little bit

965
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,460
but she's also like I get that

966
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:31,320
appearances matter and like I'll be like

967
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:36,119
you're a good girl

968
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:37,200
okay baby girl good girl Daddy not none

969
00:38:36,119 --> 00:38:39,119
of it matters

970
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,280
so they're sitting in the main club room

971
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:42,420
and

972
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,540
um

973
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:47,940
she's sitting on his lap like and he is

974
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:48,720
fingering her and then hook walks up and

975
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:50,760
like

976
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:54,320
Jafar is having a completely like normal

977
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:56,579
business conversation with hook well

978
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,859
engaging in digital penetration yeah

979
00:38:56,579 --> 00:39:01,079
while engaging in digital digital get

980
00:38:58,859 --> 00:39:03,240
down

981
00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:04,800
that's it from now on that's it you you

982
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,579
see

983
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,040
um

984
00:39:05,579 --> 00:39:11,220
and then

985
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:12,420
like jafar's like what do you like what

986
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:14,220
do you think of that business exchange

987
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:15,540
like after hook walks away and she has

988
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:17,579
come all over his fingers or whatever

989
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:18,660
the [ __ ] happened and she's like oh I

990
00:39:17,579 --> 00:39:19,980
think he's nervous that like you're

991
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,839
gonna like make a play for his territory

992
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:24,240
in jafar's like oh like

993
00:39:21,839 --> 00:39:26,880
you're pretty perceptive of business for

994
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:28,740
someone who who is engaging in the

995
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:31,760
digital digital get down during that

996
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:31,760
whole conversation

997
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,660
um

998
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:40,440
wait what else did I even

999
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:42,000
oh oh I skipped a whole none of it no

1000
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,560
sitting in the mid Club room she's on

1001
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,420
his lap he's rubbing her leg and under

1002
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,540
boob she spreads her legs to give him

1003
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:50,460
more access he says Wicked girl maybe I

1004
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:52,560
should just blindfold you and put you in

1005
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:54,720
a spreader bar then let everyone take

1006
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,460
turns eating your [ __ ] until you're

1007
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:59,220
begging for mercy

1008
00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:02,700
and then we meet hook I apologize that I

1009
00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:05,460
really got this plot out of order

1010
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:08,760
honestly I don't know how we could have

1011
00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:10,500
moved forward with the review without

1012
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:13,380
that context

1013
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:15,540
it made all of the difference it did the

1014
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:17,400
book would have made no sense no if we

1015
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:20,040
didn't have Jafar saying he was going to

1016
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,560
put her in a spreader bar there's a lot

1017
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,000
of like next time I'll let everyone take

1018
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,020
a turn

1019
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,180
um

1020
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:29,700
the only person who gets a turn outside

1021
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:31,380
of him later in this book is Meg like I

1022
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,460
was gonna say knowing full well he's

1023
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:35,220
never going to share her with another

1024
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:37,680
man that's never gonna happen

1025
00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:38,579
I don't know well there's seven books in

1026
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,800
the series maybe they'll make a

1027
00:40:38,579 --> 00:40:43,200
reappearance who can say

1028
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,579
um so then he like realizes that she was

1029
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,900
perceptive in that conversation and he's

1030
00:40:44,579 --> 00:40:47,099
like you were like such a good girl what

1031
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:49,800
do you want as your reward and she's

1032
00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:52,260
like make me Daddy Hannah it's then like

1033
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,119
two or three chapters like 20 Pages

1034
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:58,140
worth of just like

1035
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:59,520
sex like one of those where it's like is

1036
00:40:58,140 --> 00:41:01,980
this scene over and then it's like no

1037
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,380
it's not yeah it's like they're like

1038
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:05,579
[ __ ] around yeah and then he's like

1039
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:07,200
wait

1040
00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:09,140
hold on and then like Tink shows up

1041
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,460
there's there's a whole costume change

1042
00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:13,380
she's then like dressed as a school girl

1043
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:15,480
they moved to a different room and the

1044
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:18,000
sex club Playhouse called the underworld

1045
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,560
like that's an office then they're like

1046
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,599
playing out some of their fantasies of

1047
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,160
when like he used to see her walking

1048
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:25,520
around when he was there doing business

1049
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:29,160
with her dad and like it's

1050
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:32,220
I'm like I just had to take a moment to

1051
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,599
look it up because it was like hearing

1052
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:37,440
you describe it I was like wait a minute

1053
00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:39,900
was neon Gods like part of this

1054
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,480
storyline am I misremembering was that

1055
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:45,960
Meg it absolutely was not so she wrote

1056
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:47,099
two books about Hades I just had to look

1057
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,500
it up really quick because I was like

1058
00:41:47,099 --> 00:41:51,540
wait what was her name because I wasn't

1059
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:54,599
positive but no it was Persephone so she

1060
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:57,000
has a hair if it was Persephone it was

1061
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:59,040
Persephone and neon Gods so it was she

1062
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,920
has Hades and Persephone book and then

1063
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,359
she has Hades and Meg book I just had to

1064
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,339
like clarify because I was like wait a

1065
00:42:03,359 --> 00:42:07,859
minute this is all very like for Hades

1066
00:42:05,339 --> 00:42:09,960
man right get it

1067
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:12,780
um but it I was like this is very like

1068
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:14,460
reminiscent of neon Gods like a lot of

1069
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,320
the vibe

1070
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:18,480
one of my favorite classes that I took

1071
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,060
in undergrad was

1072
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,140
um Greek mythology

1073
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:24,060
because it was literally just

1074
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,200
storytelling every class you'd sit there

1075
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:27,599
and you'd be like

1076
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,820
what happened what Greek god got someone

1077
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:32,099
pregnant this week

1078
00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:33,960
like what Greek god [ __ ] a human this

1079
00:42:32,099 --> 00:42:35,820
time

1080
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,280
um yeah so then like

1081
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:40,680
I'd say it is worth noting that like

1082
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,540
jafar's like you like would like wanna

1083
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,700
want people to watch like want to be on

1084
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:47,280
display and then she's like writing him

1085
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:49,500
and he like flicks a switch behind him

1086
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,880
and like defrost the window because

1087
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,920
they're in the sex club and there's like

1088
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,260
a bunch of people watching them go at it

1089
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,480
and she's like I'm into that

1090
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:59,819
yeah so like that happens she passes out

1091
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,500
from all the orgasms they like sleep I

1092
00:42:59,819 --> 00:43:04,260
hate it when that happens

1093
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:07,859
find a nickel for every time I had

1094
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:09,960
six or seven orgasms in one night

1095
00:43:07,859 --> 00:43:11,880
at a sex club right called the

1096
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,940
underworld yeah

1097
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,980
I'd have zero nickels

1098
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:17,940
I was gonna say what are what are we

1099
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:19,920
buying

1100
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:21,380
um from the Dollar Tree nothing because

1101
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,480
with inflation

1102
00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:26,460
well yeah I I would be still nothing

1103
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,280
Nicholas

1104
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:30,839
not not a man named Nicholas classic

1105
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:34,020
mix-up

1106
00:43:30,839 --> 00:43:37,500
sorry I was so bad that was not my best

1107
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:39,240
joke I liked it it was just bad

1108
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:41,160
it might I was gonna say not my best

1109
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:43,260
joke not my worst joke it might be my

1110
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:46,260
worst joke as I said it I was like I

1111
00:43:43,260 --> 00:43:48,540
deeply regret this

1112
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:51,839
um yeah so she passes out after all of

1113
00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:53,280
the orgasms and then when she wakes up

1114
00:43:51,839 --> 00:43:56,220
in like the bedroom where they spent the

1115
00:43:53,280 --> 00:44:00,000
night Ali is in the bedroom uh oh yeah

1116
00:43:56,220 --> 00:44:01,800
and he's like you know like Jafar killed

1117
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,119
your dad like I don't know maybe he says

1118
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,740
that now maybe he says it later Ayanna

1119
00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:06,420
it doesn't [ __ ] matter

1120
00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:08,099
um but it's like I'm gonna rescue you

1121
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,900
from your father's murderer and she's

1122
00:44:08,099 --> 00:44:12,240
like

1123
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:14,400
no oh no and he's like I'm you're mine

1124
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,140
and she's like [ __ ]

1125
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,060
and then he like takes off then Jafar

1126
00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:19,380
shows up and jafar's like oh like she

1127
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:20,640
looks out of Swords I must have like

1128
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:22,319
gone too hard last night and she's like

1129
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,660
Ali was here

1130
00:44:22,319 --> 00:44:26,880
and he's like oh well that's no good so

1131
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:31,760
I go and like tell Hades then Hades is

1132
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,760
like oh I'll rescind his membership

1133
00:44:32,819 --> 00:44:35,900
that's that's really all that happens

1134
00:44:34,619 --> 00:44:39,000
there

1135
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:41,099
okay we didn't think to rescind his

1136
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:44,160
membership previously well why would he

1137
00:44:41,099 --> 00:44:47,099
have rescinded his membership previously

1138
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:49,079
I don't know I thought he and Jafar were

1139
00:44:47,099 --> 00:44:51,839
tight so I figured

1140
00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:53,940
I mean I think they're tight but like in

1141
00:44:51,839 --> 00:44:55,980
that way where like business associates

1142
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:57,540
who both have a lot of power are tight

1143
00:44:55,980 --> 00:45:01,020
we're like

1144
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:03,420
a lot of [ __ ] goes down under like

1145
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:05,339
like at the underworld which gives Hades

1146
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:08,160
even more power right so I think like

1147
00:45:05,339 --> 00:45:09,780
unless something happens it's like you

1148
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,420
ain't special like right you can be

1149
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:14,520
besties but unless someone like [ __ ] up

1150
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:15,839
and breaks the rules I have no reason to

1151
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,940
kick them out I think it's more of the

1152
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:19,140
energy so then like when that actually

1153
00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:20,880
happens

1154
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:22,380
right they're like okay well we're send

1155
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,060
his membership

1156
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:26,180
that makes sense

1157
00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:26,180
um

1158
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:29,220
I don't know they go back to the

1159
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,200
penthouse and like Jasmine's like don't

1160
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:33,720
like

1161
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,520
don't lock me up like this is like my

1162
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:37,560
like that last night was like my first

1163
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:39,599
taste of the real I'm like girl you have

1164
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,180
been three places in your life

1165
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:44,220
you have been on your father's grounds

1166
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:48,060
jafar's penthouse

1167
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:51,000
and a sex club like what a life so is

1168
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:53,579
she a virgin when Jafar took her at the

1169
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,980
palace great question she hasn't been

1170
00:45:53,579 --> 00:45:58,920
anywhere where she like bang him

1171
00:45:55,980 --> 00:46:02,579
she was technically a virgin

1172
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:05,660
is how I believe she described what does

1173
00:46:02,579 --> 00:46:09,900
that mean um I think that just means

1174
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:11,960
that a dick had never entered her but

1175
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:17,579
that plenty of toys had

1176
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:19,740
oh okay yeah okay I think that is really

1177
00:46:17,579 --> 00:46:21,480
fair enough how we're gonna describe

1178
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:23,660
that I feel comfortable leaving it at

1179
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,660
that

1180
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:27,960
um

1181
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,819
they like have a conversation that night

1182
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,260
where she's like don't like lock me up

1183
00:46:29,819 --> 00:46:34,079
like my dad and he's like I'm just

1184
00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:35,700
trying to like keep you safe

1185
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:37,260
um and she's like I don't just want to

1186
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,520
be a pawn and I like that's really where

1187
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:41,160
the tension starts to come in where

1188
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:43,859
she's like I'm I'm more than just

1189
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:46,200
upon in everyone's business Deals they

1190
00:46:43,859 --> 00:46:48,480
go to sleep she wakes up he's not there

1191
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,859
but he gave her a phone that just has

1192
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,280
his phone number and tink's phone number

1193
00:46:49,859 --> 00:46:55,800
they have phone sex

1194
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,960
that's all Tink comes over brings more

1195
00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:00,000
clothes Meg is with her though this time

1196
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,280
so Meg brings in another rack of clothes

1197
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,260
and there's actually like normal human

1198
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,359
clothes there's jeans this time not just

1199
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:07,680
like [ __ ] dresses well that's nice

1200
00:47:06,359 --> 00:47:11,280
right

1201
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:12,839
and Meg offers to help Jasmine Escape

1202
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,900
and it's like

1203
00:47:12,839 --> 00:47:18,660
would you like my assistance like I I

1204
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:21,480
can help but the steal expires in seven

1205
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:22,740
days like so you don't need to you don't

1206
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,880
need to decide right this minute but

1207
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:26,400
like

1208
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,900
you've got to decide at some point

1209
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,300
um

1210
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:33,960
so Jasmine is like thinking that over

1211
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:36,540
and thinking it through when Ali not Ali

1212
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:40,560
when Jeff Farr gets back and her and

1213
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:41,400
Jafar are like sitting and having dinner

1214
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:44,280
um

1215
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,780
and she like asks them like oh like how

1216
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,700
was work like what were you up to today

1217
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,480
and he just kind of like deflects and is

1218
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,920
like

1219
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,720
so if you thought about like do you want

1220
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,800
to go to college like what are what do

1221
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,700
you want to do now that you like have a

1222
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,619
little bit more freedom than you have

1223
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:57,420
before and she's like oh well he's

1224
00:47:55,619 --> 00:48:00,000
clearly not telling me the details

1225
00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:02,579
because he clearly is still just viewing

1226
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,619
me as a pawn and all of this right right

1227
00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:06,240
um and I'm just a possession and it's

1228
00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:08,880
like and like

1229
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:10,380
it switches to jafar's perspective and

1230
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,579
like he can like see that shift and he's

1231
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:12,839
like I don't know what happened but like

1232
00:48:11,579 --> 00:48:15,480
she just like

1233
00:48:12,839 --> 00:48:17,339
shut down some right I [ __ ] up somehow

1234
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:20,700
but I don't know how

1235
00:48:17,339 --> 00:48:22,619
but we also learn Jafar is real stressed

1236
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:24,780
out because when they were out looking

1237
00:48:22,619 --> 00:48:27,440
for Ali that weekend six of his men went

1238
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:27,440
missing oh

1239
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,660
I was gonna say

1240
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:36,119
show that right like babe I'm sorry I'm

1241
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:38,280
not all the way with it today six of my

1242
00:48:36,119 --> 00:48:40,260
men are missing because I'm trying to

1243
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,339
find a man who's trying to capture you

1244
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:43,040
right

1245
00:48:41,339 --> 00:48:46,740
if we were a little bit more

1246
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:49,859
collaborative and communicative

1247
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:51,960
communication man right that's like

1248
00:48:49,859 --> 00:48:53,579
it's I'm like not that I want to be

1249
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:56,720
Jafar and Jasmine's couples therapist

1250
00:48:53,579 --> 00:49:01,260
because quite frankly hard pass yeah and

1251
00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:03,780
I don't love doing couples therapy

1252
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:05,220
me either did you have a lot of couples

1253
00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:07,920
before like when you weren't working

1254
00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:11,220
like in a treatment facility I had a few

1255
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:14,040
mm-hmm but I just always you know

1256
00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:17,099
anytime there's family or you know

1257
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:19,680
couples it's always like

1258
00:49:17,099 --> 00:49:22,260
yeah I'm always like none of you are

1259
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:24,180
you're all terrible yeah yeah like

1260
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:26,880
you're just all terrible occasionally

1261
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:30,540
I'm like you're the less terrible person

1262
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:33,300
but I can't even really engage with that

1263
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:34,980
you're like you're causing the least

1264
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:36,420
amount of conflict in this but you still

1265
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:37,619
aren't blameless right and I think

1266
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:40,680
that's the thing is like everyone always

1267
00:49:37,619 --> 00:49:44,220
thinks they're blameless yes

1268
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:46,079
man well also let's let's note if you

1269
00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:48,540
were charging insurance for couples

1270
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:50,819
counseling insurance pays out so much

1271
00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:53,940
less for couples than for individual

1272
00:49:50,819 --> 00:49:55,319
therapy and couples is so much harder

1273
00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:57,839
because you're man you're just managing

1274
00:49:55,319 --> 00:50:01,020
more people it's more to like

1275
00:49:57,839 --> 00:50:03,300
navigate and mediate like I remember

1276
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:05,339
doing a couple session and this was like

1277
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:08,099
at the start of the pandemic

1278
00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:11,099
they were in such a big fight they

1279
00:50:08,099 --> 00:50:12,900
called in to zoom from separate rooms of

1280
00:50:11,099 --> 00:50:15,660
the house

1281
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:17,400
and were screaming at each other so loud

1282
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:20,819
you could hear it picking up on the mic

1283
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,740
from the and I'm like

1284
00:50:20,819 --> 00:50:26,099
and I was literally like if y'all can't

1285
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:28,319
use your inside voices in the next three

1286
00:50:26,099 --> 00:50:30,720
seconds

1287
00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:32,400
we are ending this session because none

1288
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:34,740
of this is productive

1289
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:37,800
and I'm like I don't

1290
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:39,839
get right like yeah couples work is just

1291
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,760
like it's a different level

1292
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:46,079
but like I feel like people who like

1293
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:47,400
[ __ ] with couples love it love like I

1294
00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:48,839
was overseeing in clinician and she's

1295
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,460
like I only want to work with couples I

1296
00:50:48,839 --> 00:50:52,200
don't like doing individual talk therapy

1297
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:54,900
and I'm like

1298
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,520
let no man stop you right I'm like

1299
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:59,579
because that sounds like a special kind

1300
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,900
of hell to me to only do couples therapy

1301
00:50:59,579 --> 00:51:03,500
I feel that way about working with kids

1302
00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:07,800
though as well like people who are like

1303
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:09,480
only work with kids I'm like my God and

1304
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,220
it's not the kids themselves it's having

1305
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,920
to deal with their parents usually

1306
00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:15,660
that's the issue oh my gosh like it's

1307
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,819
bad enough working with adults the

1308
00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:21,180
parents are like ghosts in the room but

1309
00:51:17,819 --> 00:51:23,460
working with kids it's like oh God no no

1310
00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:25,680
no no like hats off to people who

1311
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:27,480
specialize in that well yeah especially

1312
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,700
because like

1313
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:32,640
the parents are the problem most of the

1314
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:34,020
time absolutely and then they're like my

1315
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:37,619
kid won't stop doing this and I'm like

1316
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:39,559
maybe if you stop doing that they would

1317
00:51:37,619 --> 00:51:43,980
stop responding in that way

1318
00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:46,680
no you you're not right um [ __ ] me right

1319
00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:48,960
okay my favorite is when they show up

1320
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:51,180
first and they're like we'll do anything

1321
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,740
we can like we want to be supportive of

1322
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:54,359
our child and make sure that they have

1323
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:56,099
what they need and like we're here to

1324
00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:58,079
help and I'm like oh my gosh that's so

1325
00:51:56,099 --> 00:52:00,599
awesome here are some tips and skills

1326
00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:02,220
for you to try and then they're like we

1327
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:04,859
won't be doing that

1328
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:07,920
no but like what are the tips and skills

1329
00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:12,240
for my child to try right 100 yeah

1330
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:13,800
you're like that's not what I meant

1331
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:15,660
when I said I was going to be supportive

1332
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,359
I thought I was going to support their

1333
00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:21,359
behavior change not my own behavior

1334
00:52:18,359 --> 00:52:23,700
change get the [ __ ] out of here

1335
00:52:21,359 --> 00:52:26,099
um okay so all that said switches to

1336
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:27,480
jafar's perspective and

1337
00:52:26,099 --> 00:52:29,700
yeah he could have just communicated

1338
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,420
more whatever

1339
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,099
um

1340
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:34,319
but they do end up having a little bit

1341
00:52:32,099 --> 00:52:35,579
of a real conversation about the future

1342
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:37,500
where he's like what do you want to

1343
00:52:35,579 --> 00:52:38,640
Major and she's like I've literally like

1344
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,500
I've never been afforded this

1345
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,300
opportunity like I I haven't put a lot

1346
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:44,160
of thought into this but like probably

1347
00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:46,440
software engineering he's like what

1348
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,420
software engineering and she's like yeah

1349
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,720
a lot of the measures in our business

1350
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:54,059
and our company are archaic and like we

1351
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:55,760
could expand into the digital digital

1352
00:52:54,059 --> 00:52:58,260
get down world

1353
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,599
that's not the digital penetration world

1354
00:52:58,260 --> 00:53:02,640
just like inter more of like like they

1355
00:53:00,599 --> 00:53:04,800
could just expand the modernize yes

1356
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,660
modernize and he's like oh wow like

1357
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:09,420
she's so smart and like she said like we

1358
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:11,839
like she thinks the boss is like

1359
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:15,359
team a power Duo

1360
00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:16,260
running the legal underworlds together I

1361
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:18,000
don't know

1362
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:20,040
um

1363
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,440
then he's like I have a surprise for you

1364
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,720
Meg is there it's another probably like

1365
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,800
20 Pages worth of sex I don't know they

1366
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,780
have

1367
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,359
a giant threesome

1368
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:32,300
a giant threesome I say giant just

1369
00:53:30,359 --> 00:53:35,460
because there were so many pages

1370
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:36,660
I was like oh yeah it's still going oh

1371
00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:39,420
yep

1372
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:41,099
good for you yeah well I'm like there's

1373
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:43,319
even like I remember there's like this

1374
00:53:41,099 --> 00:53:46,020
moment where

1375
00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:47,579
he's like I don't know like suck my [ __ ]

1376
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:49,920
or something and she like starts like

1377
00:53:47,579 --> 00:53:51,660
almost like get excited to it and she's

1378
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,099
like oh no wait I'm supposed to pretend

1379
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:55,640
I don't want to

1380
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,640
hahaha

1381
00:53:56,359 --> 00:54:02,760
I don't know bless it yeah

1382
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:05,460
this is

1383
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,740
far more detail than is needed at all so

1384
00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:10,319
yeah they have this big threesome

1385
00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:12,780
um the next morning

1386
00:54:10,319 --> 00:54:15,420
Jafar is gone Jasmine calls me again is

1387
00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:18,599
like I'm accepting your offer I want out

1388
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:20,760
and Meg's like okay like I got my plan

1389
00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:23,099
in place be at the elevator at this time

1390
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,359
like because I guess I forgot Jasmine

1391
00:54:23,099 --> 00:54:25,859
I'd like tried to get in the elevator

1392
00:54:24,359 --> 00:54:27,000
previously from the penthouse and none

1393
00:54:25,859 --> 00:54:29,280
of the buttons would work like you

1394
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,119
needed like a code or something

1395
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,900
um

1396
00:54:30,119 --> 00:54:36,180
so escapes down into the car when she

1397
00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:39,480
gets in the car we find Mega's there

1398
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:44,040
with Hades who had already made a deal

1399
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:46,619
with Ali oh no yes so then they're like

1400
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:49,559
oops sorry about your luck kid

1401
00:54:46,619 --> 00:54:51,119
we already made a deal she's like I made

1402
00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:53,460
a deal with you he's like but but he

1403
00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:56,160
made a deal first so we're handing you

1404
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:57,780
off to ollie uh oh

1405
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,240
who like puts her in like the trunk of a

1406
00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:02,579
car and dries off and she's like

1407
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:04,020
drives off not dries off I realized I

1408
00:55:02,579 --> 00:55:06,000
said that very quickly where I think we

1409
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:07,800
all knew what I meant but I did yeah I

1410
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,540
was following thank you

1411
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,920
um so this is a frying pan fire

1412
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:12,599
situation

1413
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,420
like she's out of the frying pan and

1414
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:16,859
Into the Fire yes it shook me sorry did

1415
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:19,140
you see the look on my face when you're

1416
00:55:16,859 --> 00:55:20,180
like it's a frying pan fire situation I

1417
00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:24,180
was like

1418
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:26,040
what yes did I just speak French or

1419
00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:29,760
something like that was your face just

1420
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:31,559
now for real for real yes um but that is

1421
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,420
an accurate description and so she's

1422
00:55:31,559 --> 00:55:36,960
like I'm gonna kill

1423
00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:39,540
Aladdin Ali whatever they're calling him

1424
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,040
um switch to Jafar jafar's man calls him

1425
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:43,140
and it's like

1426
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,180
Jasmine's gone

1427
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:46,800
and jafar's like okay just keep a man on

1428
00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:48,119
her like

1429
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,920
she needs to be able to spread her wings

1430
00:55:48,119 --> 00:55:52,800
a little bit I get it and they're like

1431
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:57,240
no no no you're not understanding like

1432
00:55:52,800 --> 00:56:00,059
she's gone like in the wind yes like we

1433
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:02,460
think Aladdin has her and so Jafar

1434
00:56:00,059 --> 00:56:03,900
realizes that like a deal was probably

1435
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:07,140
made with Hades he goes to the

1436
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:09,240
underworld and Hades like won't see him

1437
00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:11,520
and

1438
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,800
um they turn him away but then as Tink

1439
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:16,680
is Lee or as he's leaving Tink walks up

1440
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:20,339
like hands on like a note that said like

1441
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:22,559
lets him know that Ali has Jasmine at

1442
00:56:20,339 --> 00:56:24,000
her dad's Balthazar I think was her

1443
00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:27,059
dad's name I don't know

1444
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:29,040
his old grounds and property

1445
00:56:27,059 --> 00:56:30,660
um but like on the Note like Hades is

1446
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:34,140
like now we're even I think from like

1447
00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:35,760
when Aladdin had like gone into the room

1448
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,900
when he should not have and they

1449
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,880
resented his membership and all that

1450
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:43,020
[ __ ] right so this is Haiti's plan to

1451
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:45,000
get Ali to Jafar this wasn't necessarily

1452
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:47,700
like a full betrayal

1453
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:50,940
I think Hades just makes a lot of deals

1454
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:54,359
got it and because then he he can

1455
00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:56,819
collect a lot of favors right so I think

1456
00:56:54,359 --> 00:57:00,260
it was less about like overtly helping

1457
00:56:56,819 --> 00:57:00,260
Jafar and more like

1458
00:57:00,599 --> 00:57:06,240
Ali had made it into the room we [ __ ]

1459
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:08,760
up from like our Like rules of our sex

1460
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:10,920
club here so like this evens the scales

1461
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,319
yeah I'm like less of like overtly

1462
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,599
trying to help him and more just like

1463
00:57:13,319 --> 00:57:18,599
I no longer owe you any favors for our

1464
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:22,400
[ __ ] up got it yeah yeah yeah

1465
00:57:18,599 --> 00:57:22,400
um even though he handed Jasmine over

1466
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:27,960
right but it seems like we could have

1467
00:57:26,339 --> 00:57:29,940
done that without endangering her but

1468
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:33,540
whatever who might have split hairs but

1469
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:36,980
if the deal was that he to get Jasmine

1470
00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:39,859
right whatever what's next

1471
00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:42,300
I just realized it doesn't matter

1472
00:57:39,859 --> 00:57:43,740
yeah like I was getting caught up in it

1473
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:45,300
and then I was like wait a second you're

1474
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:47,339
like I really need to understand this

1475
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:50,579
and you're like no I don't yeah

1476
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:52,140
um yeah so Jasmine is back at like oh

1477
00:57:50,579 --> 00:57:53,339
not I'll eat Jafar is like okay I'm

1478
00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:57,059
gonna like get my troops together I'm

1479
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:59,880
gonna go save my woman and then

1480
00:57:57,059 --> 00:58:02,400
we go to Jasmine Jasmine is at the

1481
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:04,319
grounds Ali is not a good man like

1482
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,000
probably smacks her across the face at

1483
00:58:04,319 --> 00:58:06,960
some point her father smacked her across

1484
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,740
the face at the beginning she had a

1485
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,660
bruise

1486
00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:12,300
pistafar off

1487
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:14,160
I don't just you know coming full circle

1488
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:15,359
abusive men

1489
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:19,140
um

1490
00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:22,200
she gets close enough she kills Ali good

1491
00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:23,700
for her Jafar shows up to like save her

1492
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:26,000
and all of the men who are there have

1493
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:29,160
now like pledged their allegiance to

1494
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:31,520
Jasmine and then he we all have Ollie's

1495
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:33,780
men pledge their religion

1496
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,579
well because like you realize like some

1497
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:37,559
of the men had been like balthazars

1498
00:58:35,579 --> 00:58:39,720
before that and like

1499
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:41,280
and then some of the men had maybe been

1500
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:44,700
Jafar like everyone just kind of like

1501
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:47,160
lots of messy loyalty yes a lot of messy

1502
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:50,520
loyalty everyone pledges their loyalty

1503
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,380
to Jasmine including Jafar when he gets

1504
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:54,480
there and then she's like but you can

1505
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:56,700
still be in charge in the bedroom

1506
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,680
I don't there's more detail none of it

1507
00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:01,859
matters that is

1508
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:04,500
um the end they probably thought

1509
00:59:01,859 --> 00:59:05,520
okay they are now going to rule

1510
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,859
everything

1511
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:12,359
together

1512
00:59:06,859 --> 00:59:15,059
the end the end yeah so

1513
00:59:12,359 --> 00:59:17,280
I'd say it's like probably a 200 Page

1514
00:59:15,059 --> 00:59:19,980
book and I'd say that probably like over

1515
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:22,980
100 Pages or sex

1516
00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:24,660
if I well maybe less I don't know by the

1517
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:28,520
time you include digital penetration

1518
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:32,000
probably half the book is

1519
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:34,140
daddy baby girl digital penetration

1520
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,420
costume changes other kinds of

1521
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:38,640
penetration yeah a lot a lot of

1522
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:41,960
penetration yeah

1523
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,960
um a lot of nudity

1524
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:47,579
like they're like there is plush and

1525
00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:50,420
titties flapping in the water hippies

1526
00:59:47,579 --> 00:59:50,420
titties

1527
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:57,140
yep titty slapping in the water really

1528
00:59:53,540 --> 01:00:00,119
she will not win the swimming contest

1529
00:59:57,140 --> 01:00:01,740
so what is our rating scale I was just

1530
01:00:00,119 --> 01:00:04,559
trying to think of like what's the

1531
01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:07,079
rating scale for this like like rajas

1532
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:09,900
but that feels weird given your

1533
01:00:07,079 --> 01:00:12,839
your tied in the name maybe we could do

1534
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:14,640
tigers we could do tigers okay yeah

1535
01:00:12,839 --> 01:00:17,040
um

1536
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:18,660
I'm gonna say Wicked tinks

1537
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:21,000
looked at Little Tinker Bells Little

1538
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:23,700
Tinker Bells spreader bars

1539
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:26,220
oh I'm sorry Hannah took a sip of her

1540
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:28,079
wine through her giant silicone straw as

1541
01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:30,059
I said that and was not prepared and

1542
01:00:28,079 --> 01:00:32,760
almost just put it out all over our like

1543
01:00:30,059 --> 01:00:36,619
very light colored couch

1544
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,619
so glad you kept that in

1545
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:43,099
spreader bars sure

1546
01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:43,099
whatever makes you

1547
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:50,839
um no I think I think tigers it's a safe

1548
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,839
choice

1549
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,079
I don't know because like

1550
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:59,760
if you're thinking of it in the grand

1551
01:00:58,079 --> 01:01:02,220
scheme of like

1552
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:04,440
all of the different books that we read

1553
01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:08,760
like

1554
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:11,160
I think for its specific genre and what

1555
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,900
it's trying to accomplish

1556
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:15,480
it's it's

1557
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:17,040
good right you know but I think like if

1558
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,420
you're looking at it in the context did

1559
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,420
you spray wine on your hands

1560
01:01:22,319 --> 01:01:26,099
got it that I got it on my face

1561
01:01:23,819 --> 01:01:27,420
incredible

1562
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:29,220
um

1563
01:01:27,420 --> 01:01:31,619
but like

1564
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:33,540
I think for its genre and for what it's

1565
01:01:31,619 --> 01:01:35,880
set out to do

1566
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:37,680
it accomplished it right

1567
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:39,660
um but I also don't think anyone is

1568
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,059
going to read it and be like this is a

1569
01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:44,640
great

1570
01:01:41,059 --> 01:01:47,520
literary Masterpiece right so for what

1571
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:50,119
it is it achieved its goal yeah was it

1572
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,119
enjoyable

1573
01:01:50,359 --> 01:01:55,559
I I would say towards its goal it's

1574
01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:57,000
enjoyable okay yes I would say like once

1575
01:01:55,559 --> 01:01:58,859
again if you're reading it for like a

1576
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,480
lot of plot

1577
01:01:58,859 --> 01:02:02,940
like you just have to know what you're

1578
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,900
getting going into it right

1579
01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:06,980
um

1580
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:06,980
so I'd say

1581
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:11,119
if there are 10 tigers

1582
01:02:11,339 --> 01:02:14,660
I would give it like

1583
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:20,220
I like feel like I'm trying to rate it

1584
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:22,140
on two different scales yeah I would see

1585
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:24,839
you trying to figure out like towards

1586
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:27,599
its goal and for what it is it it did

1587
01:02:24,839 --> 01:02:30,059
what it intended to do but like in terms

1588
01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:34,680
of comparison to other books that maybe

1589
01:02:30,059 --> 01:02:36,660
were a little richer if yes short yes so

1590
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:39,299
I'd say like

1591
01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:42,000
probably five Tigers out of ten or like

1592
01:02:39,299 --> 01:02:44,760
six Tigers out of ten if I'm trying to

1593
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:47,040
marry those I think honestly it's

1594
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:49,200
probably like six tigers

1595
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,400
if we're looking at like it's set out

1596
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,339
what it's trying to do it's not going to

1597
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:56,819
win any awards maybe it has I don't know

1598
01:02:53,339 --> 01:02:58,500
um like no shade Katie yeah just saying

1599
01:02:56,819 --> 01:03:01,859
like there's

1600
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:05,640
there's enough plot that like to to

1601
01:03:01,859 --> 01:03:08,579
carry you through so yeah I'd say

1602
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:12,599
I would say six out of ten Tigers I know

1603
01:03:08,579 --> 01:03:15,180
you didn't read it I did not from

1604
01:03:12,599 --> 01:03:17,339
my great retelling

1605
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:19,079
for the best retelling of all time I

1606
01:03:17,339 --> 01:03:20,540
would support six I'm doing suppressed

1607
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:24,380
your judgment

1608
01:03:20,540 --> 01:03:28,380
[Laughter]

1609
01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:31,740
that's so much pressure so oh so the

1610
01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:34,440
reason why I can trust and support is

1611
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:40,200
because I did read neon gods and I did

1612
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:42,480
it that whole like clarification on the

1613
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:44,520
consensual non-consent and all that

1614
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,280
stuff is really like that matters to me

1615
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:49,619
yeah and so I'm like okay so for what it

1616
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:52,020
is especially given that I will support

1617
01:03:49,619 --> 01:03:56,099
the six yeah

1618
01:03:52,020 --> 01:04:02,359
six out of ten Tigers final offer did

1619
01:03:56,099 --> 01:04:04,440
you read um LJ Shin's new Thorn princess

1620
01:04:02,359 --> 01:04:05,940
I would be curious your thoughts because

1621
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:08,099
like talking about like consensual

1622
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:09,359
non-consent where like there's a scene

1623
01:04:08,099 --> 01:04:11,640
where like

1624
01:04:09,359 --> 01:04:14,460
like that's what he's really into she

1625
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:16,140
walks in on him having sex with a woman

1626
01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:19,260
who's also into that like she doesn't

1627
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:22,020
know yes like

1628
01:04:19,260 --> 01:04:23,780
then like she has like sexual trauma and

1629
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:26,339
like it's a whole

1630
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:27,900
messy add that to my list and we can do

1631
01:04:26,339 --> 01:04:30,660
a joint or something on that one later

1632
01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:32,220
in the season yeah possibly I would just

1633
01:04:30,660 --> 01:04:35,880
be I'd be curious your thoughts

1634
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:38,280
regardless I yeah that one

1635
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:40,980
might be a messy review I don't know I I

1636
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:42,900
like LJ Shen a lot yeah but I also feel

1637
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:45,660
like

1638
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:47,220
her books either like really land for me

1639
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:49,859
or they really

1640
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:52,619
don't like like yeah I was like hell

1641
01:04:49,859 --> 01:04:55,500
yeah or I'm like well we finished it

1642
01:04:52,619 --> 01:04:59,040
right we can mark it as a red on

1643
01:04:55,500 --> 01:05:01,500
Goodreads yep closer to my annual goal

1644
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:04,799
yep how many books did you set as your

1645
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:06,420
annual goal this year 300 100 yeah

1646
01:05:04,799 --> 01:05:09,660
I don't know if I'm gonna meet it this

1647
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:14,359
year oh really yeah oh damn I mean I

1648
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:17,640
might but I'm at 81 I think

1649
01:05:14,359 --> 01:05:20,220
that is low for you while also still

1650
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:23,160
very far considering when we are

1651
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:25,440
recording this it is spring yeah yeah

1652
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:27,420
yeah so only a couple months into the

1653
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,859
year and you're already at 81. yeah I

1654
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:30,780
well because historically I've set my

1655
01:05:28,859 --> 01:05:35,339
goal as like

1656
01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:38,099
I like hit 200 for a couple years then

1657
01:05:35,339 --> 01:05:40,619
last year when I was super pregnant I

1658
01:05:38,099 --> 01:05:42,660
think I hit like I had been like

1659
01:05:40,619 --> 01:05:45,299
powering through and then I just like

1660
01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:48,540
hit a wall yeah and I think my goal I

1661
01:05:45,299 --> 01:05:50,400
lowered it to 150 and then this year I

1662
01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:51,540
was like don't set yourself up for

1663
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,579
failure like you don't need to like set

1664
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:56,059
a high goal like you have

1665
01:05:53,579 --> 01:05:58,740
a less than one-year-old child

1666
01:05:56,059 --> 01:06:01,079
so I set my goal I think as like 50

1667
01:05:58,740 --> 01:06:03,240
books for this year to my head I'm like

1668
01:06:01,079 --> 01:06:04,079
you know like a little less than one a

1669
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,940
week

1670
01:06:04,079 --> 01:06:08,280
pretty much one a week since there's 52

1671
01:06:05,940 --> 01:06:10,619
weeks so if we split that math on those

1672
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,339
those last two books right I was like

1673
01:06:10,619 --> 01:06:13,740
okay

1674
01:06:11,339 --> 01:06:17,520
um and I think I'm

1675
01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:21,059
somewhere in the 20s yeah so like we'll

1676
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:22,980
probably surpass yeah but I also

1677
01:06:21,059 --> 01:06:25,500
I don't know I'm like why set myself up

1678
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:26,220
for failure right you know where I'm

1679
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:28,020
like

1680
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:30,000
I'm the one setting the goal I don't

1681
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:32,520
need to like at least like I don't need

1682
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,380
to be stressed about it I'm like also

1683
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,819
even if I stopped reading if I didn't

1684
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:38,280
read any more books this entire year

1685
01:06:35,819 --> 01:06:40,819
I've still read a lot more books than

1686
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:43,559
most people than a lot yeah yeah like

1687
01:06:40,819 --> 01:06:45,780
I was scrolling through Facebook and a

1688
01:06:43,559 --> 01:06:48,240
friend was like

1689
01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:51,480
I it was at the end of 2022 and she was

1690
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:53,220
like man like I I hit my goal of reading

1691
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:56,039
10 books this year and in my head I was

1692
01:06:53,220 --> 01:06:58,920
like 10. what

1693
01:06:56,039 --> 01:07:00,059
I call that January right but then I was

1694
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:02,400
like I'm not like I was like no no

1695
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:06,119
judgment yes but I'm also like if you

1696
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:07,799
are not a huge reader like 10 books is a

1697
01:07:06,119 --> 01:07:09,180
lot and you know what let's also own

1698
01:07:07,799 --> 01:07:10,500
when people are like I only read 10

1699
01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:11,940
books this year most of the time they

1700
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:14,400
aren't reading desperate messages by

1701
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:16,740
Katie Rob like

1702
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:19,020
they're probably reading you know like

1703
01:07:16,740 --> 01:07:21,119
something like Swan Song by Robert

1704
01:07:19,020 --> 01:07:23,460
McCannon that's like I don't know

1705
01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:27,240
more than a thousand pages and it's like

1706
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:28,859
this Epic Journey that you go on yes and

1707
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,720
it's just doing the most there's no

1708
01:07:28,859 --> 01:07:33,000
romance in it at all like there's not

1709
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:34,500
really any romantic relationship happen

1710
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,700
that's what people are reading when

1711
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,780
they're reading 10 books a year or

1712
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:39,059
they're reading they're like this is

1713
01:07:36,780 --> 01:07:41,119
like self-help like was it like where

1714
01:07:39,059 --> 01:07:43,680
the crawdads sing or like

1715
01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:45,299
or uh culture

1716
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:47,579
yeah yes where I'm like oh they are

1717
01:07:45,299 --> 01:07:49,680
reading books that like maybe hold a

1718
01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:51,119
little more weight in substance yeah

1719
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,760
then I'm like

1720
01:07:51,119 --> 01:07:56,880
I'm reading a book called triceratops

1721
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:59,700
and bottoms so like let's keep things in

1722
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:01,319
perspective so like not like but just

1723
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:03,420
one of those words like oh 10 books and

1724
01:08:01,319 --> 01:08:05,359
I was like good for her but then in my

1725
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:08,339
head I'm like man I didn't hit my

1726
01:08:05,359 --> 01:08:10,799
150 book goal for this year and like

1727
01:08:08,339 --> 01:08:13,079
we're all doing great we are we are all

1728
01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:15,119
doing fine we are and with that in mind

1729
01:08:13,079 --> 01:08:17,819
if y'all have read Desperate Measures

1730
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:19,739
let us know what you think yes let us

1731
01:08:17,819 --> 01:08:21,960
know share your thoughts how many tigers

1732
01:08:19,739 --> 01:08:24,179
would you choose a different rating

1733
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:27,000
system yeah we did just come up with

1734
01:08:24,179 --> 01:08:28,080
that on the fly so if you I would be

1735
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,160
surprised if we can come up with

1736
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,960
something better

1737
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:33,359
I know that's a big plot twist that we

1738
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:36,900
choose a different rating system on the

1739
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:39,660
fly every time I don't know usually

1740
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:41,819
obviously clearly we put a lot of

1741
01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:44,520
thought and energy into the rating

1742
01:08:41,819 --> 01:08:46,500
scales well so bless my sweet husband

1743
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,420
who like does all of our like back-end

1744
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:50,219
production and all of that stuff and

1745
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:52,799
gets everything ready for like social

1746
01:08:50,219 --> 01:08:53,580
media but he will

1747
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:55,799
um

1748
01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:57,839
when he uploads it to YouTube he'll

1749
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,980
normally like for the background try and

1750
01:08:57,839 --> 01:09:00,480
choose something that was pertinent to

1751
01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:02,819
the show and there are so many times

1752
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:04,440
where I'm like the [ __ ] did you choose

1753
01:09:02,819 --> 01:09:06,359
that background for and he's like

1754
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:08,100
because that was your rating scale of

1755
01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:11,580
this book and I was like oh [ __ ] it was

1756
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:14,699
and he's like yeah Chelsea I didn't just

1757
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:17,279
choose Hugh Jackman that was one of my

1758
01:09:14,699 --> 01:09:19,500
favorite that was amazing that was

1759
01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:21,299
amazing it was just Hugh Jackman's face

1760
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:23,640
it was good right but yeah it's really

1761
01:09:21,299 --> 01:09:26,160
good there are several times were like

1762
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:28,560
I don't even remember and my husband's

1763
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:30,719
like yeah I I'm just I'm not out here

1764
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,640
choosing these things willy-nilly like

1765
01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:36,779
they are pertinent to the show there's a

1766
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:41,880
method well damn yeah so Tigers it is

1767
01:09:36,779 --> 01:09:43,620
Tigers it is rajas yeah still really

1768
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,239
there was no conversation about their

1769
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:48,060
safe word they just like had a safe word

1770
01:09:45,239 --> 01:09:50,400
which okay that neither here we had it

1771
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:51,660
we do which is more than most great

1772
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,660
stories

1773
01:09:51,660 --> 01:09:57,300
okay

1774
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:59,940
but I hear someone moving I I don't know

1775
01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:02,160
it sounds like Brandon followed by Vance

1776
01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:04,500
yeah sounds like my dog fell

1777
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:06,600
on the ground which he

1778
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:08,699
will do when he's following you around

1779
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:11,699
for food he'll like not pay attention

1780
01:10:08,699 --> 01:10:13,860
and then slip in a fit of joy and he's

1781
01:10:11,699 --> 01:10:16,440
like I also get excited about food I'm

1782
01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:18,780
highly food motivated

1783
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:20,940
and I'm ready for a snack oh yeah it's

1784
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:23,340
snack time okay six out of ten Tigers

1785
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:25,679
let us know what you would rate it

1786
01:10:23,340 --> 01:10:28,920
um not just rate that but feel free to

1787
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:30,300
like subscribe give us a rating on the

1788
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,460
show on whatever your preferred

1789
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:34,739
streaming platform is it always goes a

1790
01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:37,440
long way yeah and a friend yeah yeah

1791
01:10:34,739 --> 01:10:38,880
tell friends yeah no we've had this

1792
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,980
conversation before I'm like you know

1793
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:43,620
know your audience

1794
01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:45,480
oh you're cool friends don't tell your

1795
01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:48,000
narc friends

1796
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:50,380
okay we can't wait to see you until next

1797
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:53,909
time have a great afternoon

1798
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,909
[Music]

1799
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:01,320
I hope it was good for you cause it sure

1800
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:03,540
was great for us

1801
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,280
if you're digging what we're doing it

1802
01:11:03,540 --> 01:11:07,440
would mean a lot if you'd take a minute

1803
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:09,300
to rate and review the show wherever

1804
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:13,320
you're listening right now

1805
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:14,760
maybe tell that sexy someone Linda senir

1806
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:17,940
we love you

1807
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,080
we appreciate you we'll see you next

1808
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:21,590
week

1809
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:26,760
stay spotty

1810
01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:26,760
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