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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and anna

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hello everyone hi everyone welcome to

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smut club

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i'm chelsea i'm hannah

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and um today we have a

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just a true treat really

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treat for who

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no one

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so

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y'all i was debating which books to

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review and i was talking to chelsea

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about it please ignore brandon chelsea's

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pug who's having a moment um

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i was debating which books to review and

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i was talking to chelsea about it and i

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briefly mentioned this book and she was

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like i you have to do it

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it's happening this book is called

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scorpions mate

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by susan trombley

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and i have a lot of questions for susan

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i have a lot of concerns for susan so

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does brandon

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well and so we haven't even made it into

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this review yet but i can just tell you

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it doesn't matter how you describe the

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scorpion or his mate all i can think of

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is the scorpion king

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hey dwayne the rock johnson how are you

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doing um and just like how great he was

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in his mummy franchise spin-off and so

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in my head dwayne the rock johnson

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will be playing the scorpion in this

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entire book this is not that but i do

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think that imagining dwayne will be

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and just a brief shout out dwayne if

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you're listening

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hit me up

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so dwayne we love you my husband and i

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put you on our family holiday christmas

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card last year so like yeah yeah hit us

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up we'd love we'd love to know what smut

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you're into these days yeah

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i mean make a request man we will review

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it 100

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or you can read it with us and we can

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review it with you that is living the

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dream

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but unfortunately that's not what's

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happening right now today it's just

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hannah i'm reviewing

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the scorpions mate yeah i'm gonna need

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more wine for this

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the two glasses i've had thus far will

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she has dyed her hair black the ends are

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she is giving off a sort of goth energy

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like in my head it's very like hot topic

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circa 2004 yes i would i would agree

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um and she is we open with her going on

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a camping trip with her best friend and

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her best friend's boyfriend

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some dude whose name i don't remember

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because he's not relevant

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um who is basically like her blind date

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uh very seen and he's like i do that and

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like everybody thinks that i'm just like

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down to clown because of my appearance

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putting out in the world that everyone's

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perception of you is that you're down to

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clown like i'm not i i mean dress how

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you want and like be who you want to be

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honey like okay

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um she goes on this camping trip in the

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the deserts of arizona her best friend

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is obsessed with aliens and they're like

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first night okay hannah i'm not gonna

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lie i love joint review days because

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it's really fun when we both read books

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and to remember like what stood out to

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each of us but i also love you review

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never know what's going to happen

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neither do i yes so

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overnight on this camping trip and she

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walls she's wearing this like hospital

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gown thing i hate it when that happens

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she's taken by these weird robots that

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have no faces

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to this lab where she's getting

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experimented on basically she's being

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of what is being done to her that

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truly is horrifying and also at the same

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time hilarious because of the context

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um it's just ridiculous like so yeah all

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close encounters where ryan gosling

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keeps breaking character and kate

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so brilliant we don't deserve her yes um

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i'm just imagining kate mckinnon

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describing herself being probed

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basically yes yeah okay

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um and it's painful and it's a lot and

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she loses time because she's in this

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plexiglas but that's not what it is but

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shadows and she's like the [ __ ] is that

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i haven't missed something already

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could have missed something already

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this camping trip she sees a scorpion

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kill it and she's like no scorpions are

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great you just have to respect them

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interesting like leave it alone it'll be

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ninja warrior with this like body plate

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american ninja warrior yes okay yeah yes

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she's like huddled in the corner

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watching this thing come towards her

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she's like what is that smell

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um and it is apparently pheromones

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because she gets wicked turned on in

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this interaction but she's also

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she's like what the [ __ ] is happening

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there's lots of descriptions of peaked

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nipples which is just whatever

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like i get it and i feel like there are

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some authors that they're like hey

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we like we get it

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the nipples are hard please stop

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make to these authors but please also

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my nipples could cut glass right because

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hard as granite it's like no it's not

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like just stop i feel like there are so

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many books that describe dicks as like

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soft velvet covering cold marble yes or

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like like uh velvet covered steel yes

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i'm like all of them with with the

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perfect mushroom head

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this dude doesn't have a mushroom head

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because he's a scorpion

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interaction oh my bad i'm really jumping

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the gun here you are slow down

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so the alien is like super fixated on

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her and tries to break into the box

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and so it like loses its [ __ ] and is

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like beating on the box

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um and

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creatures that look sort of like dogs

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are released into the larger room

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fights them off apparently trying to

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protected we will find out okay

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so she like she sees him doing this but

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she doesn't really know why yes this is

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from her perspective okay and so she is

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basically hauled out as the scorpion

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alien is incapacitated by

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some kind of like cattle prod kind of

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perspective his name is apparently thrax

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a x or t h r a x y i don't know why

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that's worse

287
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i mean thorax is a a a

288
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:29,200
description of a body part but thrax is

289
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just a sound that you make when you like

290
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:35,200
stub your toe when you're trying not to

291
00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:37,440
say bad words threats exactly

292
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,959
it is an exclamation not a name but

293
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whatever

294
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we're asked to believe a lot in this

295
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:45,440
book and frankly the name is the least

296
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of our concerns at this juncture

297
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so thrax

298
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is our alien

299
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:53,040
person

300
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:54,480
he knows from the scent that he picks up

301
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:57,839
from the human

302
00:11:54,480 --> 00:12:00,240
um that she is his mate he's like that's

303
00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:01,920
the one she smells great

304
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,800
he calls the

305
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,040
uh

306
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:09,040
researchers and the scientists in this

307
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:09,839
apparent research facility soft meats

308
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no

309
00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:13,360
yes

310
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i feel like that's going to be my

311
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,800
response to a lot of this it's just

312
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going to maybe

313
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,279
be me going

314
00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:22,839
yeah no

315
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no no no no we're not doing

316
00:12:22,839 --> 00:12:28,160
that but we are

317
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so thrax is referring to these other

318
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:35,839
ones as soft meets um he basically views

319
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:37,839
everything as either prey or competition

320
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,760
for prey

321
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everything that he does

322
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:45,040
so

323
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he is super ragey that they took his

324
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,959
mate from him and he's like where is she

325
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,839
what are they doing to her i need her

326
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:53,920
back

327
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:56,639
it really feels like a lot has happened

328
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:59,279
and nothing has happened

329
00:12:56,639 --> 00:13:00,880
yes yeah you're correct does she have

330
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,200
any idea she's his mate or she just

331
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:05,519
thought he smelled nice too

332
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,000
she just thought he smelled nice okay

333
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:10,959
yeah and she's into it

334
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,360
um but also not because she's like what

335
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:14,880
is that because he has four arms and

336
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,560
pinchers

337
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,000
yes so

338
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:20,160
um

339
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,760
my notes say turns out he's a giant

340
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,240
scorpion that's been genetically

341
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,959
modified

342
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,639
so apparently the people who are or the

343
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,760
aliens who are running this research

344
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:33,200
facility

345
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:35,279
um are trying to make super soldiers and

346
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,240
so they captured him from his home

347
00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:40,240
planet

348
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:41,440
and genetically modified him to be more

349
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,959
humanoid

350
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,800
and to be able to communicate more

351
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:47,440
effectively and

352
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:49,680
now he walks on two legs and has two

353
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:52,639
arms instead of being like or four arms

354
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:54,160
i mean instead of being like a scorpion

355
00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:57,360
um

356
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:59,440
he also has a translator that they

357
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:02,240
implanted into him so that he can

358
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:05,440
communicate both with the scientists and

359
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:07,519
with claire so when he is all ragey that

360
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:10,000
they took his mate from him the lead

361
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:11,279
scientist whose name is ilian

362
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,160
is like

363
00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:14,560
bro

364
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:16,880
she's scared of you right now so you

365
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:19,279
need to calm down and if you really want

366
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,959
to like get at that

367
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:22,639
you're going to need to simmer down and

368
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:24,639
learn to communicate

369
00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:27,839
because up to this point thrax has

370
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:29,760
refused to communicate with the

371
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:31,760
scientists he understands that but he

372
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:34,320
refuses to speak okay

373
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,839
yeah because he's real pissed

374
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,760
and they're like unless you start

375
00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:39,839
communicating your translator is not

376
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,440
going to calibrate and your mate is

377
00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:44,480
going to continue to be terrified of you

378
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,360
so you're going to need to simmer down

379
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,240
so

380
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:51,040
i don't remember the segway for this we

381
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,560
switch back to claire's uh

382
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,360
perspective

383
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:56,720
she

384
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:59,920
is thinking about i guess her past

385
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:02,480
turns out she is a clothing designer she

386
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,680
does like cosplay and special effects

387
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,680
type stuff

388
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:08,320
um and does

389
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:10,560
rave dancing my notes have rave dancing

390
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:14,160
with a question mark apparently she has

391
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:16,480
like a channel on youtube where she does

392
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,880
like rave club

393
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:21,680
type dancing i just imagine that one

394
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:23,600
video of all of the scene people under

395
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,279
the bridge dancing

396
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,800
you know what i'm talking about okay i

397
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:27,920
do know what you're talking about but i

398
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,519
was also

399
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,360
thinking of

400
00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:32,800
honestly someone i never even met i

401
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,839
don't even remember who was telling me

402
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,360
about them but they just like had

403
00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:36,240
someone in their life

404
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,320
who

405
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:41,519
was really into like the rave dancing

406
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:43,120
and had the gloves for it yes and like

407
00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:45,839
like the light up gloves they could do

408
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:48,160
all like the fun hand things but i just

409
00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:49,279
remember that person also like

410
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,920
having like

411
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:54,800
a 40 gallon fish tank

412
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:56,560
and being way too into their fish that

413
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,959
is claire's energy um

414
00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:01,040
yes so that's kind of like that's the

415
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:04,800
mental image i was coming into this with

416
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:06,079
that is claire's energy so um she then

417
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,959
talks to

418
00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:08,639
a

419
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:10,800
blue skinned

420
00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:12,160
female alien

421
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,160
who has

422
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:16,720
elfin ears

423
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,480
but otherwise looks human

424
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:21,839
um

425
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:24,079
who tells her about this alien research

426
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:25,120
project that she has been

427
00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:27,519
um

428
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:29,440
abducted into yeah she's gonna say

429
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:31,360
recruited but she wasn't she

430
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,759
was abducted into

431
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,800
um and i am recalling our very first

432
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:38,560
episode when we debated abducted versus

433
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,680
kidnapping this is definitely an

434
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,959
abduction

435
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,880
you know

436
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,320
so um

437
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,560
again i

438
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:49,199
i just reread this you guys like i just

439
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,839
finished it last night and i still

440
00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:53,600
can't tell you how we got here but at

441
00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:54,880
some point she gets strapped into a

442
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,680
chair

443
00:16:54,880 --> 00:17:00,720
and electrocuted i guess because she was

444
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:02,720
being like non-compliant um oh and i

445
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:05,679
forgot she she does not talk to this

446
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:08,559
blue skinned alien

447
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:11,760
in person like face to face she talks to

448
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:13,120
them through the robots that are her

449
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,120
only

450
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,000
contact

451
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,520
like

452
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,240
are the robots like her personal

453
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:23,439
assistant i'm i'm confused are they just

454
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,880
like her like are her friends robots

455
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:27,120
i don't think they're

456
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:29,120
friends i think they're like

457
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:32,240
i imagine them

458
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:34,559
like those faceless

459
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:37,200
droid things on that one episode of

460
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:40,320
doctor who and i know that they've had

461
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:43,280
other like iterations in other

462
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:45,120
movies like in that one with will smith

463
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,880
whatever the [ __ ] that one was

464
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,840
i i robot

465
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,520
yes

466
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,280
i imagine them like that like they don't

467
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,320
really have a face and they're like

468
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,440
white

469
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,039
whatever

470
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,720
um that's essentially how they're

471
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:58,559
described

472
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,000
so then

473
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:01,360
um

474
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,840
once again

475
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:06,160
she is in one of those clear plexi glass

476
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,760
situations in the same chair where she

477
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,160
was electrocuted

478
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:12,160
we switch back to thorax's point of view

479
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,480
he sees her through the window

480
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:17,120
he does not understand that he's horny

481
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:20,080
he was like i'm hungry but i don't want

482
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:21,760
to eat i don't understand what is

483
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,000
happening right now

484
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,840
that's so weird

485
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,840
my groin plate

486
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,720
feels

487
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,920
tight

488
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,679
no

489
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:35,120
[Music]

490
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:38,240
yup my groin plate wow also what a

491
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,440
incredible poppin of the pee you just

492
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,760
did

493
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:44,000
like wow damn you're welcome i've been

494
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,799
training my whole life for that

495
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,440
so

496
00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:47,440
yeah so

497
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:52,000
so he's covered in these armor plates he

498
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,320
doesn't wear clothes he has these armor

499
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,520
plates all over his body that protect

500
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,720
his

501
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,919
innards i don't know his soft bits if

502
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,160
you will

503
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:04,480
i mean i don't love the term soft bits

504
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:08,640
either but essentially like they won't

505
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,640
be soft for long well his spoilers

506
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,559
or sorry

507
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,600
and like his

508
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:19,440
his organs is that the word i mean he

509
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,320
has like skin essentially underneath

510
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,720
yeah

511
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:24,400
he is not humanoid y'all like he is very

512
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,679
much like 100

513
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,240
alien

514
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:30,960
so it's very difficult to like

515
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:33,600
picture what is supposed to be happening

516
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:35,679
i'm just picturing a scorpion with the

517
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,919
rock's face

518
00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:40,480
yes i thought we were all in agreement

519
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:43,600
here that's the one

520
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:46,160
so he is put into the room he sees her

521
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,440
through the glass thing he knows that

522
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:50,720
she's in

523
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:52,720
the like electrocution chair thing

524
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,919
no she's gonna be hurt no she's gonna be

525
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,919
tortured

526
00:19:53,919 --> 00:19:58,080
um one of the

527
00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:59,840
um researchers

528
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,240
speaks to him like through speakers in

529
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:06,080
the ceiling and is like listen

530
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:08,240
you have this allotted time to destroy

531
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:10,400
mech droids which is what the alien

532
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,320
robot things are called mechs

533
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,679
he has an allotted time to destroy these

534
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:17,120
mechs or

535
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:18,880
his mate is going to be tortured for his

536
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,799
incompetence

537
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,760
okay so wait

538
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:24,480
when

539
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:26,799
she was abducted did they already know

540
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:29,440
it was his mate no

541
00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:31,919
so they just like abducted a female and

542
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,679
then just like luck would have it

543
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:36,640
well we'll find out later they abducted

544
00:20:33,679 --> 00:20:39,360
a lot of females

545
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:41,679
trying to to what end trying to get him

546
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:44,240
to mate with one of them

547
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:46,880
oh so they were all abducted on his

548
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:49,520
behalf yes well that was thoughtful of

549
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,720
them it was something

550
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,679
so

551
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:55,200
he

552
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:57,200
lips his [ __ ] like flips his ever-loving

553
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,520
mind because he does not want her to be

554
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,520
injured he does not want her to be hurt

555
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,120
he's super ragey that they would even

556
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:06,559
threaten such a thing

557
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:08,799
and so he he does destroy all of the

558
00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:11,120
robots in the allotted time and the

559
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:15,280
scientists are like god damn dude like

560
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:17,280
we did not expect you to be successful

561
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,600
we fully expected to be torturing your

562
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:22,400
mate right now and we're super excited

563
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,400
that you did that

564
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:27,200
because i guess like he they'd been

565
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,559
testing his speed and his agility all of

566
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,360
this time

567
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:31,200
and

568
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:34,000
he was pretty good but he would

569
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,360
sometimes get bored and essentially like

570
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,640
play with

571
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:40,080
whatever they put they they

572
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,679
gave him

573
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:44,720
he would kind of play with it because he

574
00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:47,760
was bored but this time he was like no

575
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:50,720
no no no one is hurting my mate and like

576
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,720
destroys all of them

577
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,559
okay i was just thinking about scorpion

578
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,919
mating habits

579
00:21:56,559 --> 00:22:02,240
because i thought scorpions like killed

580
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:04,960
and ate their mates like i know like

581
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:08,159
scorpion cannibalism is a thing that's

582
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,440
praying mantises no it's not

583
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:11,360
we'll get there don't worry about it

584
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,039
like we'll get into it oh no it's

585
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:14,799
present okay

586
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:16,559
i'm just like sitting there i'm like i'm

587
00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:19,520
just like i think i'm really thinking

588
00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:21,919
through the logistics of him being

589
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,520
a scorpion

590
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:24,640
hybrid

591
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,120
person

592
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:29,039
we'll get there okay i'm really jumping

593
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:30,799
the gun i apologize

594
00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:33,360
i'm just trying to understand in all

595
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,360
fairness

596
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,600
you can't

597
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,280
understand

598
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,760
like

599
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,840
you can't you're like you can sit here

600
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:46,720
and hypothesize for hours but you still

601
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:49,039
won't get there you can't okay so we

602
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:51,919
switch back to clear's point of view

603
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:54,480
um claire speaks to ilyan who winds out

604
00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:55,600
he is the lead researcher at this

605
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,240
facility

606
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,760
and he tells her basically that thrax

607
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,480
was um

608
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,640
he was abducted from his home planet

609
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,640
and genetically modified to be a super

610
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:10,320
soldier because

611
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:12,400
this race of aliens is trying to

612
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,559
protect themselves from another race of

613
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,159
aliens who's trying to like take over

614
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:18,480
the universe or something

615
00:23:16,159 --> 00:23:20,080
and um

616
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:25,760
they need her

617
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:27,919
to breed with this alien scorpion alien

618
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:30,000
to create more super soldiers and she's

619
00:23:27,919 --> 00:23:31,200
like the [ __ ]

620
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,200
um

621
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,919
what

622
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,080
she's like no it just really feels like

623
00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:40,240
they're very presumptuous on everyone's

624
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:44,000
willingness to help their cause and he's

625
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:46,720
super gaslighty she's like no i i'm not

626
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:50,400
i don't want to do that and he's like so

627
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:52,960
you would doom an entire race

628
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:55,200
because you're unwilling

629
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:58,320
to let us use your womb

630
00:23:55,200 --> 00:24:01,200
and she's like yes she's like well now

631
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:03,200
that you ask absolutely i'm willing to

632
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,600
doom an entire race yes she's like when

633
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,120
you put it that way uh [ __ ] off oh

634
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,559
that's why i'm here

635
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,720
no thank you

636
00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:13,600
like yes [ __ ]

637
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,590
exactly alien

638
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,080
is that a name

639
00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:18,799
[Music]

640
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:20,720
i mean it is now

641
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:24,320
kind of like wendy became a name in

642
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,679
peter pan yes um alien became

643
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,880
yeah like no offense to people i feel

644
00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:28,159
like there's one like

645
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,960
killian

646
00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:31,679
yeah

647
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,760
like this is just alien

648
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,880
and so he looks just like the blue

649
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,440
skinned

650
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,760
female researcher that she saw

651
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,960
previously but he has green skin and

652
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:44,840
wings

653
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:47,520
um which will be relevant later so

654
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,720
um the robot

655
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,720
thing

656
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,679
she's it like in

657
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:56,480
a two-way mirror situation and she can

658
00:24:53,679 --> 00:24:58,640
see thrax while alien is talking to her

659
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,120
ilian is not in the same room as her

660
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:03,679
she's never she does not interact with

661
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:05,120
anyone except for the robots and thrax

662
00:25:03,679 --> 00:25:08,240
through this whole thing

663
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:09,200
so she can see thrax through this window

664
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,279
he

665
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,240
loses his [ __ ] and tries to break the

666
00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:15,600
window and so the robots haul her out

667
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,480
and then my notes just say she's

668
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,480
tortured some more

669
00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:24,000
how is she tortured

670
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:26,000
do we know so what do i wanna know so

671
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,240
previously she was probed and it was

672
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,400
horrible yes the probing and then she

673
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:32,799
was electrocuted in the chair

674
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:35,039
and like other

675
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:37,440
medical tests were run on her that she

676
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:41,840
did not consent to

677
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:45,279
and then in this instance they took her

678
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,960
basically to shower

679
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:47,919
but they like

680
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,640
it was

681
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:52,880
described really in a horrifying way

682
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:56,159
where they like ripped off her hospital

683
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,279
gown and like put alien gloop on her

684
00:25:56,159 --> 00:25:58,320
head

685
00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,760
i don't know

686
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,799
i don't know

687
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,880
i mean

688
00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:05,600
i'm gonna say the look on your face is

689
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:08,000
saying desperately please don't ask me

690
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,000
what alien gloop is

691
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,200
like there's some kind of cleanser i

692
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,279
don't know

693
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,760
i don't like body wash because she was

694
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:18,080
in the shower i guess but it was like

695
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,960
all-purpose and so they put it on her

696
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,960
hair

697
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,440
and she's like do aliens not know about

698
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,840
[ __ ] conditioner jesus

699
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:29,600
so

700
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:32,080
um so then they're like cool you did a

701
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,000
great job with your shower

702
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,799
so now

703
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,919
we have knocked thrax out with like this

704
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:43,760
knockout gas and we are gonna put you in

705
00:26:39,919 --> 00:26:47,039
his cell and she's like excuse me

706
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:48,880
and ilian is like i suggest that you get

707
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:50,640
familiar with and become comfortable

708
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,120
with his body because you're about to

709
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,799
get real used to it so you might as well

710
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:57,200
do it while he's unconscious so that you

711
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:58,640
can feel more what

712
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,880
yeah [ __ ]

713
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,880
like

714
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:06,559
i'm not about the lack of consent in

715
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,840
this book there's no consent anywhere

716
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:09,279
well actually that's not true like it

717
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,520
comes later but like

718
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:15,200
alien does not know the meaning of the

719
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:17,520
word he's like consent i don't know her

720
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,520
like

721
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:23,760
poker i hardly know her

722
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,799
that is how i heard you saying that

723
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,840
exactly

724
00:27:24,799 --> 00:27:27,679
um

725
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,360
but here's the thing no one is

726
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:31,520
consenting like

727
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:34,399
hey we knocked him out

728
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:36,159
you better familiarize yourself with his

729
00:27:34,399 --> 00:27:38,480
body

730
00:27:36,159 --> 00:27:42,080
yeah i'm

731
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:44,080
this is some energy i'm not here for

732
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,799
i'm not here for any of it

733
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,399
but

734
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:48,799
but we're very deep in this so we're

735
00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:50,320
gonna keep going all the way in it so we

736
00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:53,520
are gonna keep going

737
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,960
so she she's put into this like habitat

738
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:58,000
that is

739
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,960
sort of made out to be like a desert

740
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,720
and

741
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,720
the ceiling is made to look like the

742
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,799
night sky

743
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:07,279
and so she's like wandering around and

744
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:10,559
she eventually finds him under this like

745
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:13,279
rock crevice thing and so she goes in

746
00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:16,399
and she's like looking at him

747
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:19,039
so he's in a zoo exhibit that they put

748
00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:22,720
her in basically

749
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:24,799
and once again his scent makes her super

750
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,919
horny

751
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:28,080
to the point

752
00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:30,720
hannah i don't know why you sound

753
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:34,320
shocked by this i mean

754
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,320
i don't know if shocked is the word

755
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,559
oh god

756
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:42,080
so

757
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:45,200
she is so turned on at this point she

758
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,000
does not notice when he wakes up

759
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,080
so

760
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,440
how how

761
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,559
i'm sorry

762
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:55,760
i have you ever been so turned on in

763
00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:55,760
your life that you

764
00:28:55,919 --> 00:29:04,000
lose awareness of the space around you

765
00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:05,919
not to that extent no oh damn i want

766
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,679
that story

767
00:29:05,919 --> 00:29:10,399
at a later date

768
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:13,279
if my mother-in-law listens to this

769
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:15,679
i don't want to have more explaining too

770
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:16,960
yeah i don't that might not be an on-air

771
00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:19,840
story

772
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:22,240
or it'll be an extra episode story it'll

773
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:25,240
be a patreon story thanks for your

774
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,240
subscription

775
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,880
incredible anyway

776
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,840
so

777
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:38,720
we switched to thrax's point of view

778
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,399
and he wakes up and

779
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,080
it actually says when we're still in

780
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:44,640
claire's point of view

781
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:47,279
that go ahead fill it up okay yeah sorry

782
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:49,520
guys i need to fill my wine because

783
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:51,760
i didn't think i would need more wine

784
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,039
but now that we're in this review i i do

785
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,120
need it in case you're wondering what

786
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:57,840
i'm drinking it's the nighthawk black

787
00:29:55,120 --> 00:30:00,880
bourbon barrel aged cab

788
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,880
by boat a box um it's delicious it's one

789
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,559
of my favorites you should entirely try

790
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,960
it we're not sponsored by botobox it'd

791
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:09,039
be cooler if we were and here's the

792
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,640
sound of a boat a box

793
00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:12,640
being poured into a wine glass

794
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,039
that's the stuff

795
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:23,520
nailed it

796
00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:26,240
so thrax wakes up

797
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:29,120
he grabs her because she's like right up

798
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:31,279
next to him and and he's like

799
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:34,159
then i'm overwhelmed like at first he

800
00:30:31,279 --> 00:30:35,840
could smell her arousal which again like

801
00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:37,600
this happens in a lot of these books

802
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,440
where they describe like the scent of

803
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,640
arousal and i'm like

804
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,640
that's

805
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,399
kind of gross honestly in this one at

806
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,399
least it's paranormal so i'll give them

807
00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:48,960
some more credit but just like the

808
00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:51,200
normal human books

809
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:53,200
and they're like i got so turned on when

810
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,440
i walked into the room and smelled her

811
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,279
arousal and i'm like

812
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:00,320
you're a doctor yeah like you should not

813
00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:03,360
be able to smell that is she okay

814
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,480
probably not like i'm like

815
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,960
well

816
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,640
you put your face up in there because i

817
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,919
would not

818
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:14,640
i mean claire is not okay you know

819
00:31:11,919 --> 00:31:15,919
so he grabs her

820
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,080
and then

821
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:21,039
initially he smells the scent of

822
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:23,840
whatever and then he's overwhelmed by

823
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:25,200
the smell of her fear and he's like oh

824
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,519
no no

825
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:31,039
my mate cannot be afraid we don't like

826
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:34,080
that so he lets her go and she stumbles

827
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:36,080
back and toes

828
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:39,120
or just like away away from him away

829
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:41,440
from him and he grabs her again because

830
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,480
she almost falls into

831
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,240
these

832
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:47,360
poisonous

833
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:49,919
cacti i don't [ __ ] know

834
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:51,440
but this is where we find out that thrax

835
00:31:49,919 --> 00:31:55,679
apparently has

836
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,679
some kind of foresight

837
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,640
like he's a psychic

838
00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:03,279
yeah but he can only see like a few

839
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,279
seconds ahead which helps him in a lot

840
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:07,360
of the fights that he's in

841
00:32:05,279 --> 00:32:10,000
he can sense things

842
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,840
i'm like is he just deducing what's

843
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,880
gonna happen

844
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,279
whatever

845
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:18,000
so he grabs her to prevent her from

846
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:21,440
falling into these spikes

847
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:25,840
and would they kill her yes okay um

848
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:28,480
however thorax can produce

849
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,279
all kinds of different venom

850
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,720
oh

851
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:34,240
yeah

852
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:36,640
so i mean he he is a super

853
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:39,519
not spy a super

854
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,880
soldier that's the word i was going for

855
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:43,840
super soldier

856
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,840
super soldier

857
00:32:43,919 --> 00:32:48,159
so

858
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:51,840
he's like super horny

859
00:32:48,159 --> 00:32:54,320
and he considers like pinning her down

860
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,600
and just like going for it but his

861
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,919
foresight shows him her

862
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,480
turning her face away from him and and

863
00:32:59,919 --> 00:33:05,279
crying and he's like

864
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:08,080
no maybe i shouldn't sexually assault my

865
00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:09,679
mate yeah he's like i don't okay like

866
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,320
that

867
00:33:09,679 --> 00:33:15,039
that's good insight thrax really good

868
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,919
job everybody proud of you so happy for

869
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:19,440
you

870
00:33:15,919 --> 00:33:21,360
so he stops and releases her and then um

871
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,200
but stays close to her to prevent her

872
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,720
from like potentially hurting herself

873
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:28,240
because apparently his habitat is a

874
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,360
[ __ ] death trap it sounds it so

875
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,880
um

876
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,799
then we switch back to claire's point of

877
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,360
view

878
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:37,519
claire again just super horny like

879
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,840
that's basically the

880
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:41,760
theme

881
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,039
is just super horny

882
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,159
um

883
00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:47,760
and

884
00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:49,919
he is he explains to her how he was

885
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:52,559
taken from his home planet

886
00:33:49,919 --> 00:33:55,120
and genetically modified

887
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:57,440
he calls it the before time and the now

888
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,399
time so the before time before he was

889
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,600
abducted and then now time when after he

890
00:34:00,399 --> 00:34:03,600
has been

891
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,840
uh modified

892
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,079
and

893
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:10,079
she said tells him that she's sorry and

894
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:12,240
he's like why

895
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:15,119
would you apologize

896
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:17,520
and she's like because that's really sad

897
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:19,440
like i'm sorry that that happened to you

898
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,560
and he's like i

899
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,760
don't

900
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,560
get it

901
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:28,159
so my notes literally say she tries to

902
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:30,960
explain empathy thrax does not compute

903
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:32,800
does not get it he does not understand

904
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,480
he's like what

905
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,119
are you doing

906
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:40,399
to the point where she starts to cry

907
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:42,800
for him and he's like you are leaking

908
00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:45,200
salt and that

909
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:48,079
is a vital nutrient

910
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:50,320
why are you leaking salt so she tries to

911
00:34:48,079 --> 00:34:52,240
explain tears and again

912
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,480
again my notes say thrax does not

913
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,560
compute he does not understand tears

914
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,160
he's like this is a vital nutrient you

915
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,160
need to stop that

916
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,359
because it's important like does thrax

917
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,200
understand any emotions outside of anger

918
00:35:03,359 --> 00:35:08,160
no okay

919
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:10,079
we'll get there okay well i'm like

920
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:13,119
therapist chelsea's just like well anger

921
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:14,720
it's a secondary emotion

922
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:17,760
i'm like let's talk about our anger

923
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:20,240
icebergs y'all what's underneath it

924
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,560
so um

925
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:24,720
she then starts making out with racks

926
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:27,359
because he's like holding her to keep

927
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:28,480
her safe from her his death trap of a

928
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:31,280
habitat

929
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:34,000
and so she starts kissing him

930
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:36,560
and she feels a seam on his face that we

931
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,200
will get into later and she's like this

932
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,640
is weird but i'm into it and he's like

933
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,680
this is nice

934
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,760
and

935
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,200
so they're making out

936
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,119
and i don't remember

937
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:50,079
i i think she pulls away because she's

938
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:52,160
like i should probably stop because

939
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:53,599
there are obviously cameras in here and

940
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,400
i'm not trying to

941
00:35:53,599 --> 00:36:00,560
make a kim kardashian style tape right

942
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:04,359
now sexy cat just part of my man

943
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:08,079
i literally listened to that yesterday

944
00:36:04,359 --> 00:36:12,079
yesterday i listened to sexy can i by

945
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:14,000
raging ray j the classic

946
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:16,720
oh no

947
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,240
let me go and get my camera

948
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:20,240
because girl how you shake it

949
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,400
it's a kodak for me anyway

950
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:29,359
i'm so sorry so then

951
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:32,400
um

952
00:36:29,359 --> 00:36:35,520
they start talking more and she

953
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:38,160
talks a little bit about her

954
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:40,480
friends and her life from before

955
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,200
um she was supporting herself

956
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:46,800
making clothing and costumes for people

957
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,680
and making her rave dancing videos

958
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,880
and

959
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:53,200
um talks about her mom a little bit

960
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,630
and she's like do you have parents thrax

961
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,200
and he's like i had a

962
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,640
[Music]

963
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,200
creator or something i don't remember

964
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,400
the word he used he's like i killed him

965
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,920
and ate him

966
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:08,960
and she's like

967
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,960
yeah because scorpion cannibalism is a

968
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,040
so yeah so he

969
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:21,280
he tells her that he kills his parent

970
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:22,440
and ate them and she's like jesus christ

971
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,920
she's like um

972
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,040
[Music]

973
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,599
what

974
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,680
is happening right now she's like for

975
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:31,520
all the times that my mother pissed me

976
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,280
off the thoughts of killing her and

977
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:36,160
eating her never

978
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:38,800
occurred to me you know that one just

979
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,800
never was on my to-do list no never

980
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,839
crossed my mind really

981
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,720
so

982
00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:43,760
um

983
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:47,680
then

984
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,640
the scientists send in

985
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,680
pray

986
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,520
as

987
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,480
thrax calls them

988
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,119
um

989
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,920
i guess to test him so they send in four

990
00:37:55,119 --> 00:38:00,240
aliens to try to attack him

991
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:04,320
he stashes her in

992
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:06,960
a bathroom that is immediately off of

993
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,240
his habitat

994
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,480
and he calls it

995
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:12,640
the the bright room or something it's

996
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,079
like the only space that has

997
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,280
a light

998
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:16,720
that's not

999
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,760
the fake sky

1000
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:20,400
i don't know

1001
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,640
so she's hiding in the bathroom we

1002
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:25,280
switched to thrax's point of view

1003
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:27,440
um he is trying to protect her he

1004
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,760
realizes that they can

1005
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,160
smell her

1006
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:34,320
and these aliens have like spikes on

1007
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,839
their back and scales all over their

1008
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,800
body

1009
00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:41,440
and he's familiar with them and his

1010
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,920
translator can translate their

1011
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,079
language and so

1012
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,560
he can hear them talking about like he's

1013
00:38:46,079 --> 00:38:49,520
over there like stay on my left and

1014
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,920
whatever

1015
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:54,320
so he's trying to protect her

1016
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:57,359
he realizes that one of them

1017
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,400
has scented claire and is getting closer

1018
00:38:57,359 --> 00:39:01,440
to

1019
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,480
the bathroom where she's hiding

1020
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,560
and

1021
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:07,839
so he tries to protect her

1022
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:10,079
he kills one of the aliens but he fails

1023
00:39:07,839 --> 00:39:13,040
at killing the others and is hit by

1024
00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:16,400
their venom from their spikes

1025
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:19,119
and so he my notes literally say thrax

1026
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:21,440
fights four aliens to protect claire

1027
00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:23,200
fails

1028
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,680
that's all it says

1029
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:28,400
so um

1030
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:30,160
claire then one of the aliens opens the

1031
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,800
bat the door to the bathroom where she's

1032
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:36,000
hiding she can see thrax

1033
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:38,880
fighting sees him go down she freaks out

1034
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,200
and so she tries to protect thrax

1035
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,610
and my notes say claire tries to protect

1036
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:45,040
thrax also fails

1037
00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:46,720
[Laughter]

1038
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,680
she's unsuccessful

1039
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:51,200
um and in the book she's like this was

1040
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,359
not my

1041
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,880
wisest but like he's supposed to be a

1042
00:39:53,359 --> 00:39:57,839
super soldier

1043
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,960
yeah but he's distracted by claire

1044
00:39:57,839 --> 00:40:01,200
aren't they all

1045
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:04,480
right apparently because they can all

1046
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:06,000
center so yes so this is one of those

1047
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,720
situations where like because it's her

1048
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,240
mate she smells like particularly nice

1049
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:12,400
to him or is this one where like

1050
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,520
everyone is just like

1051
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:18,160
that aroused by her no it's because he

1052
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,960
she's his mate okay yeah but she does

1053
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:23,280
smell good or smells at least

1054
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:25,359
different as a human so they're like

1055
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,520
what's left that's kind of nice

1056
00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:31,520
okay fair enough so

1057
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:34,400
then one of the the researchers send in

1058
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:36,079
the robot things um to like break up the

1059
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,240
fight because obviously they put a lot

1060
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:39,599
of time and energy into thrax and so

1061
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:41,599
they don't want him to be killed so

1062
00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:43,520
they're like this was a test and he

1063
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:45,760
failed but we don't want him killed

1064
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,440
because we still need him exactly and

1065
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,680
they're like we don't want anything bad

1066
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,800
to happen to claire because we need him

1067
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:54,560
to bang her so we can have their babies

1068
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,599
so

1069
00:40:54,560 --> 00:41:00,400
one of the spiky aliens

1070
00:40:57,599 --> 00:41:03,520
grabs claire and hides her from the

1071
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:07,599
droids as they're fighting

1072
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:09,280
and hands her this scrap of paper

1073
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:11,520
and he's trying to communicate with her

1074
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:14,079
but she has no idea what he's saying but

1075
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,599
he does protect her essentially and

1076
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:19,680
gives her this piece of paper and she's

1077
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:22,160
like i don't know what this is but okay

1078
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,200
so the robots come out they take out the

1079
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:27,440
prey

1080
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:30,720
um thorax wakes up so because of his

1081
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:32,640
body chemistry i don't know

1082
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:35,760
he's able to break down

1083
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,680
venoms and poisons and things like that

1084
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,520
so he breaks down whatever

1085
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,960
venom is in the

1086
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:44,960
the spiky alien spikes and

1087
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,319
wakes up

1088
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:50,160
and he

1089
00:41:46,319 --> 00:41:52,400
um takes one of the robot arms because

1090
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,359
it lights up when

1091
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,400
they

1092
00:41:53,359 --> 00:41:57,599
need it to to show them which direction

1093
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,119
to go

1094
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:01,359
and so he

1095
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:04,880
essentially busts out of his habitat

1096
00:42:01,359 --> 00:42:07,680
takes clair with him and they wind up in

1097
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,599
these sewer tunnels that are like

1098
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,200
underneath the

1099
00:42:09,599 --> 00:42:13,040
research facility

1100
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,920
and the way that i'm imagining it it's

1101
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:18,400
like an underground river or something

1102
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,920
because there are a lot of

1103
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,880
eels

1104
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,880
in the water

1105
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,560
and it smells really bad

1106
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:30,960
do eels smell really bad or just because

1107
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:33,680
it's underground or it's just like a

1108
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,440
sewer thing i don't know i really i

1109
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,040
it smells bad and they're evil i feel

1110
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,880
like this is yet another situation where

1111
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,319
i'm like i have a lot of questions and

1112
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,960
i'm not going to get

1113
00:42:40,319 --> 00:42:44,560
any answers on this journey not a single

1114
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,960
one like i want to know where the [ __ ]

1115
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,480
these eels came from like this is a

1116
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:51,280
manufactured

1117
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,359
waterway apparently so where are these

1118
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:56,480
eels from whatever

1119
00:42:53,359 --> 00:42:56,480
so florida

1120
00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:01,200
so fun fact

1121
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:04,400
one of my co-workers

1122
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:07,440
who i often enjoy

1123
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,960
razzing and bantering with

1124
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,119
we

1125
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:15,200
i told him that he was really dramatic

1126
00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:17,520
and he was like what and i was like yes

1127
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,800
you are and so is brandon and so is my

1128
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,520
dog

1129
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:23,680
so i was like yeah you are super

1130
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:26,400
dramatic and he's like no

1131
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:29,680
and then he goes hold up hold up hold up

1132
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:32,640
he's from south georgia he's like now

1133
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,079
if you had to choose one word

1134
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,280
to describe me

1135
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:38,560
what word would you choose

1136
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,319
and i was like you just proved my point

1137
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,839
that you're [ __ ] dramatic but i was

1138
00:43:40,319 --> 00:43:43,210
like i would say

1139
00:43:41,839 --> 00:43:43,550
multifaceted

1140
00:43:43,210 --> 00:43:44,800
[Laughter]

1141
00:43:43,550 --> 00:43:46,960
[Music]

1142
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,079
and he was like i don't like that i

1143
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,319
don't like that at all because i

1144
00:43:48,079 --> 00:43:53,359
consider myself a very simple person i'm

1145
00:43:50,319 --> 00:43:55,119
a very simple man and i was like okay

1146
00:43:53,359 --> 00:43:57,359
what word would you choose to describe

1147
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:59,520
me well well i'm also kind of like okay

1148
00:43:57,359 --> 00:44:02,160
so what word did you want us to choose

1149
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,920
for you is really the question at play

1150
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,839
so i was like okay but what word would

1151
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,560
you use to describe me and he goes you

1152
00:44:05,839 --> 00:44:10,400
have one guess and for the last three

1153
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,400
weeks or so since he found out that i'm

1154
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:15,280
originally from florida he's just

1155
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:18,640
constantly like as a floridian and asks

1156
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:21,520
me a stupid question

1157
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:24,079
so he's like you have one guess

1158
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:27,200
about what word i would choose

1159
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:30,079
and i was like is it florida and he goes

1160
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:32,240
yes and i was like i have now lived out

1161
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:34,800
of the state of florida longer than i

1162
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:36,880
lived in it and he goes it doesn't

1163
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,880
matter you could take the florida out of

1164
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,400
the girl or the girl out of florida but

1165
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,400
you could never take the floor all right

1166
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,920
well [ __ ] this guy

1167
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,520
i am not a fan

1168
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,240
um

1169
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,680
i mean here's the thing

1170
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,040
and i mean this is the highest

1171
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,040
compliment i can mean it and i think

1172
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,040
you'll take it as such when i met you

1173
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,480
hannah i never would have guessed you

1174
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:59,119
were from florida

1175
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:01,040
and i can only hope when you met me you

1176
00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:03,760
thought the same right correct i would

1177
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,839
not have guessed that no no like you

1178
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:10,160
would have been like [ __ ] she's sending

1179
00:45:05,839 --> 00:45:10,160
off some real panhandle energy right now

1180
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:15,440
oh no

1181
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:17,359
like this [ __ ] just screams tampa like

1182
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,960
no

1183
00:45:17,359 --> 00:45:20,720
damn if i were going to scream a place

1184
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:24,800
it would be tampa

1185
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:27,119
oh [ __ ] i hate it so much like

1186
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,319
oh [ __ ] you don't though thank you i

1187
00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:29,680
really appreciate that and that's also

1188
00:45:28,319 --> 00:45:31,440
no offense

1189
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,440
to everyone i love who still lives in

1190
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,800
tampa you're all wonderful magical

1191
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,880
beautiful people

1192
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,200
um and i'm from central florida which

1193
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,760
arguably is worse

1194
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,760
yes i mean no part of it is good

1195
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,599
i'm not gonna show you i'm not gonna

1196
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,920
give you accolades i'm not gonna say

1197
00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:50,560
it's not as bad it's worse

1198
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,760
yeah at least i grew up coastal

1199
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,920
yeah you did

1200
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:58,079
and now all i can think of is the a day

1201
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,079
to remember song the city of ocala

1202
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:02,079
i have friends who still live in hocala

1203
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:05,040
and i have friends that made it out of

1204
00:46:02,079 --> 00:46:06,880
ocala and have said i can't wait to get

1205
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,560
married and have children so i can

1206
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:11,680
settle back down

1207
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:13,920
in ocala no no no no

1208
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,079
or the other a day to remember song

1209
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,119
because they are nothing if not hometown

1210
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:20,079
boys

1211
00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:22,240
um all signs point to fort lauderdale

1212
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:24,480
right i hate this town

1213
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:27,440
it's so washed up

1214
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:29,760
and all my friends are so [ __ ] up

1215
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,440
that is real life

1216
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,839
yeah i also listened to that song

1217
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:35,760
yesterday my playlist was a mess

1218
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:37,839
what playlist were you listening to i

1219
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,000
just shuffled my [ __ ] oh i was gonna say

1220
00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:42,400
was that a daily mix because i feel like

1221
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,480
well so here's the problem and

1222
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,560
i need to tweet at spotify about this

1223
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,040
and hope i can get some traction

1224
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,319
um the problem with spotify is i will

1225
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,920
frequently put music on that i'm like

1226
00:46:50,319 --> 00:46:53,359
this is great just like a background

1227
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,800
while i'm listening

1228
00:46:53,359 --> 00:46:56,480
or like while i'm reading my book and i

1229
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,400
want some background like piano music or

1230
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,680
something super instrumental right

1231
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,880
but it's also not something that i would

1232
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,040
be like oh

1233
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,720
this is in my repertoire of music that

1234
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,960
like i enjoy

1235
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,839
and i gotta tell you

1236
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,839
my

1237
00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:12,160
like

1238
00:47:08,839 --> 00:47:14,720
2021 year end recap

1239
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:18,319
was the hottest of messes because i was

1240
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:19,920
like why is this so sad and dramatic and

1241
00:47:18,319 --> 00:47:21,920
just like instrumental piano and i

1242
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:24,559
realized i'm like oh because it came off

1243
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:28,240
of my like reading music playlist yeah

1244
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:28,240
so it would go between like

1245
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:33,839
i don't know

1246
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:35,359
d smoke or

1247
00:47:33,839 --> 00:47:36,960
the new

1248
00:47:35,359 --> 00:47:39,280
i don't know there was a lot of music

1249
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,720
that dropped last year like chica or d

1250
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,280
smoke or someone like that to like this

1251
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:45,280
like really sad piano music

1252
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,960
and then i'm like this is not a playlist

1253
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,200
i want to listen to so i wouldn't want

1254
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,040
to listen to my like year-end recap so

1255
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,559
what i would really love is if spotify

1256
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,240
could create

1257
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:56,960
like a work mode

1258
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:58,480
so that way it would exclude like oh if

1259
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,640
i turn this on then i can listen to this

1260
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:04,079
and like you won't put this in chelsea's

1261
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:06,319
frequently listened to right

1262
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:09,359
it's a huge first world problem i

1263
00:48:06,319 --> 00:48:10,400
recognize that this does not matter no

1264
00:48:09,359 --> 00:48:11,839
at all

1265
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,680
so

1266
00:48:11,839 --> 00:48:14,720
i would love for it to happen but if it

1267
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,960
doesn't

1268
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:18,800
i'm not going to complain because the

1269
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,520
world has enough that's actually going

1270
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:23,200
on but i don't need to pretend like this

1271
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,040
is an issue

1272
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,599
fair enough

1273
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,280
hey there's my puppies

1274
00:48:27,599 --> 00:48:30,480
we'll get you right back to the show in

1275
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,000
just a moment

1276
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,839
but first

1277
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,280
do you like us

1278
00:48:33,839 --> 00:48:36,640
maybe even

1279
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,200
love us

1280
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,960
cause we sure love you

1281
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,040
and if you do love us

1282
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,880
don't tease us

1283
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:47,280
tell us in those ratings and reviews

1284
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,920
wherever you're listening right now

1285
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,000
maybe even send us over to a special

1286
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:54,079
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1287
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,839
smutty with us

1288
00:48:54,079 --> 00:48:56,800
because you know the first rule of smug

1289
00:48:55,839 --> 00:48:59,920
club

1290
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,960
is to talk about smut club

1291
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,960
alright

1292
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:06,240
i won't keep you any longer

1293
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,240
let's get back to the show

1294
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:17,559
honestly i don't even remember

1295
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:17,559
where we were at we were shooting

1296
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:26,640
so thrax catches some of the eels and

1297
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:30,599
eats them and his face

1298
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,599
like splits apart

1299
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,920
wait what

1300
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:37,200
like oh this seam in his face that she

1301
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:40,079
had felt yes

1302
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,520
yeah like splits apart and like that's

1303
00:49:40,079 --> 00:49:44,559
how he eats

1304
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:48,000
yes his real mouth is underneath it and

1305
00:49:44,559 --> 00:49:49,119
she's like i am going to vomit so wait

1306
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,839
like

1307
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:53,760
in my head he had a human face like he

1308
00:49:51,839 --> 00:49:56,480
had he was dwayne the rock johnson on a

1309
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:59,440
scorpion body and then when he ate the

1310
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:01,920
eels he had an eel face underneath

1311
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,440
dwayne the rock johnson basically yeah

1312
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,880
so he has like a scorpion face

1313
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:08,880
underneath his his humanoid face okay i

1314
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:11,280
was right and so it splits apart so that

1315
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,880
he can eat and she's like

1316
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:16,559
holy

1317
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:19,040
what no that is a completely

1318
00:50:16,559 --> 00:50:22,079
valid reaction yeah she's like i was

1319
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:26,160
ready to ride that and now i'm concerned

1320
00:50:22,079 --> 00:50:29,119
and i was like now we're concerned

1321
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,240
now this was the turning point for you

1322
00:50:29,119 --> 00:50:32,000
girl

1323
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:33,200
respect yourself

1324
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,760
now

1325
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:38,720
okay whatever

1326
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:41,680
so she's freaking out we then switch to

1327
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:44,000
clear thrax's point of view he does not

1328
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:45,839
understand why she's freaking out he's

1329
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,000
very concerned that she's not eating

1330
00:50:45,839 --> 00:50:51,440
he's trying to feed her

1331
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,599
this eel and she's like i am not into

1332
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,040
raw seafood

1333
00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:56,480
thank you though

1334
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,480
i'm good

1335
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,079
and she's like i

1336
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:02,319
uh

1337
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:05,040
i can go a little while without eating

1338
00:51:02,319 --> 00:51:07,359
and like pat's her tummy and he's like

1339
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,960
you'll wither if you don't eat and she's

1340
00:51:07,359 --> 00:51:11,040
like i could i could do with some

1341
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,319
withering and he's like

1342
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,359
no

1343
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:15,200
no

1344
00:51:13,359 --> 00:51:18,160
you could not like so what i hear a

1345
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,920
saying is like she's like every female

1346
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,160
character and all of these books where

1347
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:24,240
she's like i'm a little overweight i

1348
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:26,400
have a few extra pounds i'd like to lose

1349
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:29,280
and the dude's like

1350
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:31,520
i want to rail her into next week

1351
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:34,559
and she's like if only i

1352
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,960
were three pounds lighter yeah okay it's

1353
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:39,359
like those soft curves drive me mad but

1354
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,920
he doesn't know

1355
00:51:39,359 --> 00:51:45,040
human things about the soft curves he

1356
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:47,440
just knows that he's into that girl

1357
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:51,119
this is the time to take advantage of

1358
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:52,800
the situation well hold please oh no now

1359
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:55,119
i'm nervous

1360
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:58,240
i should never i think every comment i

1361
00:51:55,119 --> 00:52:00,319
make in this book i i speak too soon i

1362
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:02,640
don't need to just shut my mouth so

1363
00:52:00,319 --> 00:52:06,000
thrax is like i have to find a way to

1364
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:08,160
feed her and he can create as previously

1365
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000
stated all these different like venoms

1366
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,760
and things like that and he's like i

1367
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,800
could make her

1368
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,839
food

1369
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,319
right

1370
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:17,359
that she could take essentially from my

1371
00:52:16,319 --> 00:52:20,000
body

1372
00:52:17,359 --> 00:52:21,280
and here i'm thinking like from your

1373
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,319
stingers

1374
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,119
because

1375
00:52:22,319 --> 00:52:24,480
when

1376
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:26,800
they were

1377
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,839
making out in the habitat i forgot to

1378
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,319
mention

1379
00:52:27,839 --> 00:52:32,480
she um was kind of feeling him up a

1380
00:52:30,319 --> 00:52:34,559
little bit and he's like do not touch me

1381
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,440
there and she's like whoa what sorry

1382
00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:38,240
sorry

1383
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:41,599
um because he has these plates

1384
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:43,920
that activate his stingers um

1385
00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:45,680
yeah you should avoid those yes and

1386
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,240
apparently he can create different kinds

1387
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,839
of venom and one of the kinds

1388
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:53,359
is for

1389
00:52:49,839 --> 00:52:56,640
pleasure and she's like why

1390
00:52:53,359 --> 00:52:59,119
would you have that pleasure venom yeah

1391
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,880
and he's like also in my head venom

1392
00:52:59,119 --> 00:53:03,119
assumes poison

1393
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:06,000
well and i think i'm wrong on that i

1394
00:53:03,119 --> 00:53:08,640
mean it is kind of because he's like

1395
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,319
well sometimes i want to keep my food

1396
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,559
fresh and it's easier if they're

1397
00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:16,160
compliant so this feels really good so

1398
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:16,160
they'll stick around and she's like

1399
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:24,160
i'm also feeling like what the [ __ ]

1400
00:53:20,319 --> 00:53:25,040
i actually have wtf in my notes so

1401
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,359
well

1402
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,200
now i'm just wondering about like

1403
00:53:27,359 --> 00:53:31,680
never mind i was gonna go in on a

1404
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:35,119
secretion of tangent but we can avoid

1405
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:38,720
that yeah well then he goes on in his

1406
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:39,680
mind thinking about how he can create

1407
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,800
this

1408
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:44,400
food

1409
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:47,599
irrationalness protein shake yes

1410
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:49,040
and he's like it can come from

1411
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:52,480
essentially

1412
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,480
the the um

1413
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:58,800
what the soft meats gave me right so he

1414
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:03,599
did not previously have a penis so he is

1415
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:06,240
referring to his penis and i'm like

1416
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:06,240
food via

1417
00:54:08,839 --> 00:54:12,400
bj so

1418
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:15,119
she

1419
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:19,040
he so he will ejaculate

1420
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:21,040
his erogenous protein shake yes for her

1421
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,319
yes what a giver

1422
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,359
so thoughtful

1423
00:54:22,319 --> 00:54:24,559
so

1424
00:54:23,359 --> 00:54:25,520
she

1425
00:54:24,559 --> 00:54:27,920
so

1426
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:30,079
he's like you need to rest you know

1427
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:32,880
you're you're softer than me like you

1428
00:54:30,079 --> 00:54:35,040
need to rest and so

1429
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:38,960
they hold up basically in this little

1430
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:40,000
alcove in the sewer she falls asleep she

1431
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,760
wakes up

1432
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,119
um and

1433
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:47,280
he is like you have to eat something and

1434
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:48,400
so he offers her the eel again and she's

1435
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:52,000
like

1436
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:54,799
i would sooner take a bite out of you

1437
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,240
then eat that and he's like funny you

1438
00:54:54,799 --> 00:54:58,880
should be

1439
00:54:56,240 --> 00:55:01,119
he's like funny you should mention that

1440
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:04,640
he's like i made a gift for you and

1441
00:55:01,119 --> 00:55:06,480
she's like a what a gift a gift

1442
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,799
she's like you did a what

1443
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:11,119
he's like i made a gift for you

1444
00:55:08,799 --> 00:55:15,599
and she's like okay

1445
00:55:11,119 --> 00:55:19,240
and so he removes his groin plate

1446
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:19,240
i hate this book

1447
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:28,480
oh god why susan why

1448
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:31,520
yeah so he removes his groin plate

1449
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:34,720
and apparently he has a

1450
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:36,880
slit in which i hate that word i hate

1451
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:41,119
the word slit it's like

1452
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:45,520
like moist and slit are just up there

1453
00:55:41,119 --> 00:55:45,520
you know what i mean especially together

1454
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,400
yeah no i hate it

1455
00:55:49,359 --> 00:55:52,799
so

1456
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:56,720
she he removes his groin plate and she's

1457
00:55:52,799 --> 00:55:58,640
like okay because an alien penis pops

1458
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,839
out of this

1459
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,559
slit

1460
00:55:59,839 --> 00:56:06,079
and he has a weird dick there's a lot of

1461
00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:08,160
description of some kind of weird like

1462
00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:09,680
i mean did she think it would look human

1463
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,680
i don't know what she thought but

1464
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:15,280
there's some kind of like weird cilia

1465
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:18,240
like little things on the end and

1466
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,000
it's really weird

1467
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:22,000
and she's like it looks like there's

1468
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,680
pre-cum on the end and he like collects

1469
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,280
it on his finger and puts it in her

1470
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,119
mouth and she's like that's the most

1471
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:30,559
delicious thing that i have ever

1472
00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:33,359
experienced i hate everything about this

1473
00:56:30,559 --> 00:56:36,559
it gets worse so she

1474
00:56:33,359 --> 00:56:39,440
provides a nutritional bj

1475
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:41,760
and again it is the best thing that she

1476
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:44,079
has ever tasted

1477
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:46,640
and she gets so turned on by this that

1478
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:49,440
she's like did you drug me like what the

1479
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:51,680
[ __ ] is happening does he say yes i did

1480
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,280
drug you he's like what are you talking

1481
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,480
about

1482
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,880
but i thought

1483
00:56:54,480 --> 00:57:00,720
there was an irrationalist aspect to it

1484
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:03,280
apparently because then they bang so

1485
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:04,960
it's a standing up situation

1486
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,760
he

1487
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,359
picks her up and she

1488
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,720
mounts

1489
00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:13,280
and

1490
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:16,160
he is super still and she's like do you

1491
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:18,319
not need to to like thrust

1492
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:20,240
well first he tells her to stop with the

1493
00:57:18,319 --> 00:57:21,839
bj he's like you have to stop or i'm

1494
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,079
gonna spill my seed

1495
00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:25,280
because he's already given her the gift

1496
00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:28,960
that he made

1497
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:30,880
oh the gift wasn't his seed that was in

1498
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:33,680
addition to no

1499
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:35,680
she even says like i've heard that line

1500
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:39,040
before about how it's like a complete

1501
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,040
nutritional supplement

1502
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,280
and he's like what and she's like don't

1503
00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:44,720
worry about it so no i remember having

1504
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,640
this conversation with some co-workers

1505
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,319
when i lived in nashville oh no and

1506
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,160
we're talking about like yeah when

1507
00:57:48,319 --> 00:57:51,760
people are like there's protein in there

1508
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,760
and my co-worker

1509
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:55,920
was like yeah you know my husband tried

1510
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:59,920
that line on me i told him to put it in

1511
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,920
my smoothie and i drink it every morning

1512
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:05,200
that's excellent and i really respected

1513
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,240
her hustle on that one i'm like good for

1514
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,920
you

1515
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:10,240
that is essentially what's happening

1516
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,240
only she's getting the smoothie from the

1517
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,880
source

1518
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:17,200
i hate this so much

1519
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:19,119
but i know we are happy to do this i did

1520
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,520
tell you to do it and i'm honestly so

1521
00:58:19,119 --> 00:58:23,599
glad you are because now i don't i'm not

1522
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,880
gonna read this one i would not

1523
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:25,680
recommend

1524
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,160
so

1525
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:30,480
they bang and she's like do you not need

1526
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:33,680
to thrust and he's like no i can release

1527
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:36,559
my seed whenever you want me to but i

1528
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:40,319
want to provide you pleasure and she's

1529
00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:43,040
like okay well you're i need you to

1530
00:58:40,319 --> 00:58:45,119
thrust yeah so he does and she's like no

1531
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,600
no no no no no

1532
00:58:45,119 --> 00:58:48,559
too far

1533
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:51,200
[Laughter]

1534
00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:53,119
so she's like coaching him on how to do

1535
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,760
everything and then

1536
00:58:53,119 --> 00:58:58,079
she's like that's amazing i mean this is

1537
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:00,319
gonna sound really silly but i kind of

1538
00:58:58,079 --> 00:59:02,480
appreciate that that it wasn't as though

1539
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:06,799
they just like hopped in and like what

1540
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:07,920
is clearly an outlandish plot line and

1541
00:59:06,799 --> 00:59:10,079
they're like

1542
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,240
and we just jumped in and had the most

1543
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:13,920
amazing sex like honestly the best thing

1544
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,760
that's ever happened i appreciate that

1545
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,440
they're like

1546
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,440
it took a while to figure out the

1547
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,920
anatomical differences we were bringing

1548
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,200
to the table he had a little too much to

1549
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,720
give

1550
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:28,480
so

1551
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:30,880
they bang she comes he comes it's all

1552
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,960
great well so she comes and then she's

1553
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,920
like you can release your seed now and

1554
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,920
he's like okay

1555
00:59:36,799 --> 00:59:40,720
so then

1556
00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:43,119
was he that unenthused

1557
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:45,040
no he was super into it oh okay he was

1558
00:59:43,119 --> 00:59:46,400
like i did not know that it would feel

1559
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:49,599
like this and when she

1560
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:53,040
when he gave her his gift

1561
00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:54,640
she was like he was like holy [ __ ] like

1562
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,319
i did not know

1563
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,680
this was gonna feel like a game changer

1564
00:59:56,319 --> 00:59:58,839
i'm into that

1565
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,400
so

1566
00:59:58,839 --> 01:00:06,559
then they make their way down these

1567
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:07,810
tunnels he says that he knows of um

1568
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:08,880
uh something

1569
01:00:07,810 --> 01:00:11,440
[Music]

1570
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,559
that will take them to the sky and she's

1571
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:17,040
like

1572
01:00:12,559 --> 01:00:20,400
a spaceship and he's like no

1573
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:22,559
she's like an elevator and he's like yes

1574
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:24,160
and she's like cool

1575
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:27,359
let's go do that

1576
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:30,319
like let's go get the [ __ ] out of here

1577
01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:33,200
so it that's where the robot arm that he

1578
01:00:30,319 --> 01:00:35,119
took comes into play so he's using it to

1579
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:38,720
find this elevator

1580
01:00:35,119 --> 01:00:41,200
so eventually they find um

1581
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:43,680
some a sign that he translates as saying

1582
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:46,960
like custodial quarters

1583
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,160
and they find several bodies in this

1584
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,920
room

1585
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,160
and he's like i mean i can clear out the

1586
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,839
bodies and we can stay here

1587
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,960
and she's like

1588
01:00:53,839 --> 01:00:59,040
no thank you let's keep looking

1589
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:01,520
so they do and then they eventually find

1590
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:04,400
like the lead custodian quarters and

1591
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:05,440
there's a bed and a couch and stuff and

1592
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,319
so

1593
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:11,920
she cleans it up he is continuing to eat

1594
01:01:08,319 --> 01:01:13,599
these eels so that he can make her

1595
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:16,400
supplements

1596
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:19,520
and there is such a giver we we're

1597
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:21,920
loving thrax's altruistic she's here to

1598
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:26,319
provide for his mate you know

1599
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:29,119
um so again thank you brandon brandon

1600
01:01:26,319 --> 01:01:31,839
agrees on our assessment about threats

1601
01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:32,880
my notes just say more slurp in the

1602
01:01:31,839 --> 01:01:35,040
gherkin

1603
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,040
so

1604
01:01:36,079 --> 01:01:42,160
there are more nutritional bj's

1605
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:45,119
provided was that all right i have to

1606
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:47,520
ask was slurping the gherkin your

1607
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:49,839
terminology or was that yeah no it

1608
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,680
wasn't in the book that was just mine

1609
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:52,480
and i'm really sorry for it

1610
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,720
so

1611
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,799
never apologize for that

1612
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,880
i mean unless it's your mother-in-law

1613
01:01:56,799 --> 01:02:01,680
listening to this episode and then i am

1614
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,680
also sorry

1615
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,680
listen dina if you've made it to this

1616
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,680
episode you already got through the

1617
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,760
morning glory one with all of the

1618
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,680
hand-drawn euphemisms so i feel like you

1619
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,920
jerking like slurping the gherkins

1620
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:16,400
probably like one of the least

1621
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:19,200
horrifying things very valid i've heard

1622
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:22,160
thus far so

1623
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,680
um she is super into the fact that he

1624
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,599
just comes on command because she can

1625
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,720
just ride it as long as she wants until

1626
01:02:25,599 --> 01:02:29,520
she comes

1627
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:32,720
and apparently he does this vibrating

1628
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:36,720
thing when he's turned on and so

1629
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:38,000
um my notes say vibrating doodle

1630
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,079
again

1631
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,640
those words were not used in the book

1632
01:02:40,079 --> 01:02:44,880
slurping the gherkin and vibrating

1633
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,079
doodle were not

1634
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:49,520
mentioned

1635
01:02:46,079 --> 01:02:52,559
in the book the scorpions mate yeah they

1636
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:55,200
were just mentioned by hannah on smut

1637
01:02:52,559 --> 01:02:58,079
club when referencing the book

1638
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:00,160
because honestly

1639
01:02:58,079 --> 01:03:02,480
there are just only so many ways to say

1640
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:04,799
[ __ ] until it's like jesus christ and

1641
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,880
you're like no we get it

1642
01:03:04,799 --> 01:03:08,880
it's still happening

1643
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:11,359
it is a lot

1644
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:14,240
well how else is she going

1645
01:03:11,359 --> 01:03:17,119
to keep her curves exactly and

1646
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:18,880
apparently it's also enough hydration

1647
01:03:17,119 --> 01:03:20,640
like she doesn't need to drink water she

1648
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,599
doesn't need to like do anything except

1649
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,079
for

1650
01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:25,119
he has a magic semen

1651
01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:28,480
yeah

1652
01:03:25,119 --> 01:03:30,799
or rather magic pre-cum because he can

1653
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:33,440
still ejaculate yeah i don't want to

1654
01:03:30,799 --> 01:03:37,680
overthink this but i'm already there so

1655
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:40,400
i apologize to everyone i'm so sorry

1656
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:43,440
so then

1657
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:46,000
um she decides that she wants to see his

1658
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:48,240
real mouth which previously had freaked

1659
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,480
her out and he knew that it freaked her

1660
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:53,520
out and so he's like no

1661
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:56,240
you won't like me anymore if you see it

1662
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:58,720
and she's like no i do really like you

1663
01:03:56,240 --> 01:04:00,240
and i want to know all the parts of you

1664
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,640
which i'm like are you not familiar

1665
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:04,240
enough with his vibrating penis that we

1666
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:06,319
need to see that

1667
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:09,200
so

1668
01:04:06,319 --> 01:04:13,359
i just have she asked to see his real

1669
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:15,359
mouth wtf page 181. because it's just so

1670
01:04:13,359 --> 01:04:16,880
much and actually oh my god hold up hold

1671
01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:19,760
up hold up

1672
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,720
i just remembered i had a note

1673
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,039
from

1674
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:25,359
the um

1675
01:04:23,039 --> 01:04:26,960
uh the nutritional bj that apparently i

1676
01:04:25,359 --> 01:04:29,039
felt was important enough and i just

1677
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:32,160
remembered that i had made this note so

1678
01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:32,160
hold on let me pull it up

1679
01:04:32,319 --> 01:04:36,400
okay okay

1680
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,480
so this is when he's deciding how he's

1681
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,680
going to provide her nutrition

1682
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,599
it says

1683
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:44,000
there was another way that i could feed

1684
01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:46,000
her producing nutrients within my own

1685
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,319
body to replenish the ones that she

1686
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,920
required i had no problem eating

1687
01:04:48,319 --> 01:04:52,559
whatever was available and could

1688
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:55,119
translate the extra flesh into nutrition

1689
01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:57,680
for her i could then give it to her the

1690
01:04:55,119 --> 01:05:00,799
same way i would give her my seed my

1691
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:02,319
groin plate pulsed at the idea imagining

1692
01:05:00,799 --> 01:05:05,440
her lips closed

1693
01:05:02,319 --> 01:05:09,599
closing around that part of me made me

1694
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:11,680
nearly frantic with need

1695
01:05:09,599 --> 01:05:13,680
honestly hannah

1696
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,920
i could have survived without that

1697
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,119
direct quote

1698
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,440
you couldn't

1699
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:21,920
if i had to know it you had to know it

1700
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:24,240
and i i'm gonna do you a favor and not

1701
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:26,079
pull up page 181 where she describes his

1702
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,480
mouth no he's doing this do it read his

1703
01:05:26,079 --> 01:05:31,359
mouth now we're here

1704
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:34,160
okay i guess his scorpion mouth not his

1705
01:05:31,359 --> 01:05:35,920
humanoid mouth right yeah okay

1706
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:38,079
mouth just wanted to make sure i had his

1707
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:40,319
mouth type right

1708
01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:40,319
so

1709
01:05:41,119 --> 01:05:47,920
um he's he continues to refer to anyone

1710
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:50,880
that is not claire as soft meets and

1711
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,760
she's like that has to stop

1712
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,079
okay

1713
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:56,799
that's weird and gross

1714
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:59,920
and so she's constantly reminding him

1715
01:05:56,799 --> 01:06:02,160
not to say that humans are not soft meat

1716
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:05,359
i mean we are but we just don't like the

1717
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:07,359
terminology no we're not into that so he

1718
01:06:05,359 --> 01:06:08,079
calls them the soft ones

1719
01:06:07,359 --> 01:06:12,720
so

1720
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:13,680
um he does open his plates for her

1721
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,440
um

1722
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:18,720
and so she watches they're like

1723
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:20,160
essentially plates that move and she

1724
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,480
asks a lot of questions about how

1725
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:23,680
they're attached and blah blah blah and

1726
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:26,640
he's like

1727
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:29,119
my mandibles retract

1728
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:31,839
um pulling back the plates

1729
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:33,280
and this is new he was not originally

1730
01:06:31,839 --> 01:06:35,359
like this when he was genetically

1731
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:37,920
modified they did this and so she's like

1732
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:40,400
does it hurt

1733
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:42,559
and he's like when it did at first it

1734
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,880
did but not anymore

1735
01:06:42,559 --> 01:06:47,200
and then um

1736
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,880
she says like will you open will you

1737
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,839
open it for me

1738
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,680
um

1739
01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:53,839
and so

1740
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,760
again he's like you won't like it you

1741
01:06:53,839 --> 01:06:57,280
won't like me anymore and she's like no

1742
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:59,039
please let me see

1743
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,640
and so he does

1744
01:06:59,039 --> 01:07:02,400
and then

1745
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:05,520
his it says

1746
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:07,280
his lower fla his lower face split in

1747
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:09,680
half spreading and pulling back to

1748
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:11,920
reveal his true mouth

1749
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:14,960
and so then she's freaking out

1750
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:16,640
and she is trying to not

1751
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:19,760
show disgust

1752
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:22,400
and it says his palate had a split into

1753
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:25,119
falling back against his mandible plates

1754
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:27,760
revealing the soft pink flesh of his

1755
01:07:25,119 --> 01:07:30,799
inner mouth where his tongue lay thick

1756
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:33,200
and long against his lower plate and as

1757
01:07:30,799 --> 01:07:34,839
i watched the two

1758
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,480
things that i can't pronounce

1759
01:07:34,839 --> 01:07:38,079
cholesterol

1760
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:41,119
protruded

1761
01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:43,760
from inside his throat their claws

1762
01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:46,559
their claw edges serrated and sharp as

1763
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,559
sharks teeth

1764
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,960
what imagery

1765
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,839
we

1766
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,400
have

1767
01:07:54,839 --> 01:07:58,960
wow

1768
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,960
okay what happens next i think we just

1769
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:03,359
like we gotta

1770
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:04,240
yeah we'll just move on

1771
01:08:03,359 --> 01:08:06,079
so

1772
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,240
um

1773
01:08:06,079 --> 01:08:11,039
uh she's like i

1774
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,920
like it anyway and kisses his weird

1775
01:08:11,039 --> 01:08:14,079
mouth

1776
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:17,440
and he's like cool

1777
01:08:14,079 --> 01:08:19,120
and then she tells him that he has got

1778
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:21,600
to slow down on the sex because he's

1779
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:24,000
like into it all the time and she's like

1780
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,000
please stop and he's like you don't you

1781
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:29,440
don't want me anymore and she's like no

1782
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:31,440
i'm i'm just sore jesus christ like it's

1783
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:33,520
like i just legitimately need time to

1784
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,799
recover before we go again

1785
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,040
okay

1786
01:08:34,799 --> 01:08:38,960
so she's like i'm only human

1787
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,960
he's like i don't get it i can smell

1788
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,719
your arousal and she's like i want you

1789
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,120
all the time but that doesn't mean i can

1790
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:46,239
[ __ ] you all the time like

1791
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,000
simmer down

1792
01:08:46,239 --> 01:08:50,400
and she feels like she's very practical

1793
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,920
for a human who's been abducted

1794
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:56,560
she is she really is so um

1795
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:59,199
he's like okay so one thing that if i'm

1796
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:01,679
gonna give credit anywhere in here i

1797
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:04,319
will give credit to thrax because when

1798
01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:07,040
she says things like that he's like

1799
01:09:04,319 --> 01:09:09,120
okay like once she explains he's like

1800
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:12,319
all right whatever it takes to make you

1801
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:14,000
happy i can do that and so he slows down

1802
01:09:12,319 --> 01:09:16,080
it's all good

1803
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:19,040
and then she decides she wants to

1804
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:21,120
venture out of what they call their nest

1805
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:23,279
which is these custodial quarters that

1806
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:25,440
she cleaned up and she

1807
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:27,040
like found a jumpsuit that she altered

1808
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:28,640
to fit herself so she would have

1809
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:31,279
something to wear and things like that

1810
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:32,400
because lest we forget she is a clothing

1811
01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:36,480
designer

1812
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:38,719
and also a rave dancer and so

1813
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:40,799
she decides finally to venture out of

1814
01:09:38,719 --> 01:09:44,000
the nest and go with him while he is

1815
01:09:40,799 --> 01:09:44,000
fishing for these eels

1816
01:09:44,159 --> 01:09:49,199
and while they're out there she's

1817
01:09:45,679 --> 01:09:50,640
looking in the water and she sees a face

1818
01:09:49,199 --> 01:09:54,320
in oh

1819
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:57,040
the sewer tunnel and so she is like what

1820
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:58,880
the [ __ ] and he's like i don't sense

1821
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:00,400
anything except for the eels because he

1822
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:02,239
has these heightened senses and he's

1823
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:04,400
like i don't sense anything and she's

1824
01:10:02,239 --> 01:10:07,199
like you think i'm lying to you and he's

1825
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:10,159
like no i don't think you're lying i

1826
01:10:07,199 --> 01:10:12,080
just don't sense anything

1827
01:10:10,159 --> 01:10:15,760
and then

1828
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:16,719
a tentacled creature pops out of the

1829
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:20,159
sewer

1830
01:10:16,719 --> 01:10:21,199
and grabs thrax and pulls him into the

1831
01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:22,400
sewer

1832
01:10:21,199 --> 01:10:23,760
oh [ __ ]

1833
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,120
plot twist

1834
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,920
octopus

1835
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,800
yeah

1836
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:30,560
you know what's really sad about this oh

1837
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,360
no like really sad about this whole

1838
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,199
thing

1839
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:35,679
is this book

1840
01:10:33,199 --> 01:10:37,840
has more plot than most of the books

1841
01:10:35,679 --> 01:10:39,600
that we have reviewed oh i hate

1842
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:41,199
everything about that but you are also

1843
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,960
not wrong

1844
01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:44,960
so i mean it's not a good plot but it is

1845
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:48,000
there what do you mean it's a great plot

1846
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:50,159
thrax was just abducted by an octopus

1847
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,960
after he was abducted

1848
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:54,000
by

1849
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:56,239
some scientists and turned into a super

1850
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:59,040
soldier yeah

1851
01:10:56,239 --> 01:11:00,480
so in their discussion of empathy and

1852
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:02,400
all these different things as they're

1853
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:04,960
getting to know each other claire had

1854
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:06,560
encouraged him to consider making

1855
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,560
friends and he's like what the [ __ ] is a

1856
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,640
friend and she's like okay if you're not

1857
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:12,800
into friends at least make allies like

1858
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,480
people that can help when you're in

1859
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,320
trouble and he's like i can take care of

1860
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,640
myself and she's like just try to make a

1861
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:20,400
[ __ ] ally dude like calm down

1862
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:22,880
so

1863
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:26,800
turns out this tentacled creature takes

1864
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:28,080
him to another alcove area and he starts

1865
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,280
talking to

1866
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,840
this thing

1867
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:35,760
and it turns out that this is another

1868
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:38,480
experiment that had escaped from the lab

1869
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:43,120
and his name is neiman

1870
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:45,920
and so um thrash is his last name marcus

1871
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:47,360
no but it'd be a lot cooler if it were

1872
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:50,159
you're right

1873
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:51,920
so i don't think he has last name so

1874
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:53,840
um

1875
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:56,000
thorax is talking to neiman and he's

1876
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:57,760
like you have to take me back to my mate

1877
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,840
and he's like why would i do that i've

1878
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,880
been down here for years and i'm super

1879
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:03,280
lonely

1880
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:06,000
be my friend which i think of him as

1881
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:08,080
like old greg

1882
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,600
you know like he kidnapped somebody and

1883
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:12,159
he's like

1884
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,360
you want to see something cool

1885
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:16,080
like

1886
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:17,040
why are you like this so weird

1887
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:19,840
so

1888
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:22,560
thrax does eventually take talk him into

1889
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,960
taking him back to claire

1890
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:28,239
and they agree to be allies and the guy

1891
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:31,040
the neiman guy is a loose term here

1892
01:12:28,239 --> 01:12:32,719
neiman is like why would i do that

1893
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:34,480
and he's like well

1894
01:12:32,719 --> 01:12:36,159
i have a mate and she's pretty amazing

1895
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:38,159
and i have to get back to her and

1896
01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:40,239
neiman's like if you have a mate do i

1897
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:42,719
have a mate and he's like

1898
01:12:40,239 --> 01:12:45,120
off i'll find you one i don't know maybe

1899
01:12:42,719 --> 01:12:48,320
bro let's introduce you to some hoes

1900
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:50,719
yeah he's like i'll i'll find you a mate

1901
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:53,760
let's go he's like as long as you let me

1902
01:12:50,719 --> 01:12:55,840
go back to my mate i will find you a

1903
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:57,760
mate as well exactly

1904
01:12:55,840 --> 01:13:00,400
um neiman does have a book that i've

1905
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,360
also read and continue to deeply regret

1906
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,120
so

1907
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:05,199
are we gonna review that one at some

1908
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,880
point i don't know if i can do it oh

1909
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:09,280
it's that bad

1910
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:11,280
i mean none of it is good

1911
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:12,159
so

1912
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,640
so

1913
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:19,199
thrax promises neiman a mate and he

1914
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:22,400
agrees to take him back um and uh talks

1915
01:13:19,199 --> 01:13:24,400
neiman into assisting with their escape

1916
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:27,400
so neiman it turns out

1917
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:30,640
is like a super genius because obviously

1918
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:35,199
octopi are super geniuses

1919
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:37,520
and so he is able to like tap into the

1920
01:13:35,199 --> 01:13:39,199
computer network that keeps all the cell

1921
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,239
doors closed

1922
01:13:39,199 --> 01:13:41,040
um

1923
01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:44,159
so

1924
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:46,239
claire has been recaptured she believes

1925
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:49,120
that thrax is dead like she's pretty

1926
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:52,560
certain that thrax is dead

1927
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:54,800
um alien is like oh well that really

1928
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:55,679
sucks we'll just mate you to somebody

1929
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,440
else

1930
01:13:55,679 --> 01:13:59,280
you're not pregnant oh she did get her

1931
01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:00,480
period at one point while they were in

1932
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:01,679
the

1933
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,960
nest

1934
01:14:01,679 --> 01:14:05,040
whatever

1935
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,800
um and she's kind of relieved because

1936
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:08,320
she does not want these scientists to

1937
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,679
take her baby

1938
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:12,239
so then

1939
01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:13,600
um ilian says they'll just mate her to

1940
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:15,360
somebody else

1941
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:17,360
if thrax is dead

1942
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,520
and um

1943
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:21,679
that she is not pregnant and part of the

1944
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,280
reason why is because apparently she had

1945
01:14:21,679 --> 01:14:25,679
some kind of like

1946
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:28,800
blockage or issue or something that they

1947
01:14:25,679 --> 01:14:31,040
have now resolved

1948
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:33,040
so you didn't consider potential

1949
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,800
infertility issues

1950
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:36,880
well so that's part of it where he's

1951
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,480
like it was missed in your initial exam

1952
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:40,239
and he's like super salty because

1953
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,040
apparently one of his underlings [ __ ]

1954
01:14:40,239 --> 01:14:44,480
up

1955
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:46,080
um and they knew where claire and thrax

1956
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:48,880
were the entire time they were just

1957
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:50,480
hoping that she would return preggers

1958
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:52,159
they were waiting for him to leave her

1959
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:54,000
alone so they could take her back and

1960
01:14:52,159 --> 01:14:56,320
see if she was pregnant

1961
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:59,120
so then

1962
01:14:56,320 --> 01:15:01,360
thrax gets back to the nest and he flips

1963
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:05,600
the [ __ ] out because claire is gone

1964
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:08,480
um and he that scrap of paper that the

1965
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:11,360
spiky alien gave claire she kept it that

1966
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:13,600
whole time and so he picks it up because

1967
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,880
it smells like her and decides to take

1968
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,920
it with him

1969
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:19,840
um

1970
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:21,760
and neiman is like let's do this [ __ ]

1971
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:24,800
let's get the [ __ ] out of here i [ __ ]

1972
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:26,560
with neyman i mean uh of the two

1973
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,640
nieman is my

1974
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:29,760
preference i don't know if president is

1975
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,920
the woman

1976
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,960
feels like

1977
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:35,360
um

1978
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:37,679
okay what was the nick cage movie

1979
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:39,840
national treasure yeah like justin

1980
01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:42,560
bartha the sidekick like that's how i'm

1981
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:45,360
imagining neiman it's just justin bartha

1982
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:48,239
a national treasure kind of yes okay um

1983
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:49,920
so neiman is like bet let's do this [ __ ]

1984
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:51,360
you promised me a mate

1985
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,800
let's do it

1986
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:55,440
so ilian

1987
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:56,800
explains to her that explains to claire

1988
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:59,600
so we've switched back to claire's point

1989
01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:01,920
of view alien explains to claire oh i

1990
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,360
forgot it also turns out that neiman is

1991
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:05,760
the one that killed all of the

1992
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:07,040
custodians that they found in the

1993
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:09,920
tunnels

1994
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:11,840
he was like i tried to talk to them and

1995
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:14,800
like be friends with them and they tried

1996
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:15,920
to kill me so i killed them neyman i

1997
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:19,600
know

1998
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:20,480
he's so misunderstood he really is so

1999
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,040
um

2000
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:26,080
claire in talking to ilyan finds out

2001
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:27,120
that it is aliens dna that was used to

2002
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:29,199
modify

2003
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:32,159
thrax oh

2004
01:16:29,199 --> 01:16:34,400
he used his own dna for that and also

2005
01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:36,080
she learns at some point i don't really

2006
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,960
remember when but at some point she

2007
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:40,040
learns

2008
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:43,280
that the this race of aliens the erode

2009
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:44,640
erudians i've not used that word because

2010
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:46,560
it's not really relevant but this race

2011
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,640
of aliens essentially

2012
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:51,120
um the males have this what they

2013
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:52,320
consider defect where

2014
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:54,560
if they

2015
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:57,840
scent their mate they become obsessed

2016
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:59,760
and the women do not experience anything

2017
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:02,719
that is reciprocated

2018
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:06,159
and so which is like

2019
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:08,719
so the men avoid women or the females of

2020
01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:10,719
their species at all costs essentially

2021
01:17:08,719 --> 01:17:12,880
because they don't want to become like

2022
01:17:10,719 --> 01:17:15,760
obsessed with someone

2023
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:18,159
um and so who doesn't reciprocate

2024
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:20,239
exactly and they have tried to

2025
01:17:18,159 --> 01:17:22,640
um

2026
01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:25,199
breed this out of themselves and tried

2027
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:27,040
to like genetically modify it out of

2028
01:17:25,199 --> 01:17:28,400
themselves they've been unsuccessful in

2029
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:30,880
that

2030
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:32,159
so claire learns all of this as alien is

2031
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:34,320
talking to her

2032
01:17:32,159 --> 01:17:36,080
um and then

2033
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:38,159
new chapter

2034
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:40,239
claire is sitting in a cell again she's

2035
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:42,800
been captured she believes sax is dead

2036
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:45,520
so she's mourning his loss

2037
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:47,760
and then all the cell doors open and

2038
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:50,880
she's like what

2039
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:52,719
and like all the lights go out

2040
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:54,159
it's super creepy

2041
01:17:52,719 --> 01:17:56,000
so she like pokes her head out in the

2042
01:17:54,159 --> 01:17:57,679
hallway she's like hello

2043
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,080
and she finds some other humans like

2044
01:17:57,679 --> 01:18:03,679
three other humans that have also been

2045
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:06,320
abducted what a nice surprise i know

2046
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:07,920
one of them is super traumatized like

2047
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:10,719
she has clearly been

2048
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:13,600
really significantly tortured and she's

2049
01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:16,239
having a hard time um but they try to

2050
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:18,159
protect her they're trying to like move

2051
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:21,120
to figure out what the hell is going on

2052
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:22,880
and how to get out so then um thrax and

2053
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,840
neyman find

2054
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:26,159
them

2055
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:29,280
um and they're fighting all of these

2056
01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:31,360
robots or whatever to get out

2057
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:33,440
um and neiman

2058
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:36,880
picks up the

2059
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:39,520
woman who is super traumatized and like

2060
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:41,600
pulls her into his tentacles so they

2061
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:45,840
can't see her anymore and the other

2062
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:48,320
humans are like holy [ __ ] he ate her

2063
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:50,880
and he's like please mind your business

2064
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:54,000
i'm protecting her thank you

2065
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:55,840
um i love neiman so much right now i

2066
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,440
know it just seems so pure i should have

2067
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:59,679
just reviewed his book instead of all

2068
01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:02,239
this [ __ ] so then

2069
01:18:59,679 --> 01:19:05,760
they're working on escaping and they

2070
01:19:02,239 --> 01:19:07,280
find like a door to the outside but they

2071
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:10,080
are having trouble getting it open

2072
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:11,920
neiman is working on it but it's like

2073
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,120
they're having a hard time

2074
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:15,760
so then

2075
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:17,760
alien's voice comes over the intercom

2076
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,719
and he's like

2077
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:19,840
um

2078
01:19:18,719 --> 01:19:23,120
the

2079
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:26,080
my bosses essentially are going to

2080
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:27,760
nuke the [ __ ] out of this lab

2081
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:30,320
because we've lost control of the

2082
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:31,920
subjects like they're on their way to

2083
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:34,080
blow it up

2084
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:36,800
um i'm the only one who can open that

2085
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:41,360
door to get out

2086
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:43,840
and so claire is like um excuse me

2087
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:46,159
and he's like i need to talk to claire

2088
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:49,199
and she's like excuse me

2089
01:19:46,159 --> 01:19:52,000
anthrax is like hard no you're not going

2090
01:19:49,199 --> 01:19:54,640
to be alone in a room with him thanks

2091
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:57,120
i support riax's decision well claire

2092
01:19:54,640 --> 01:20:01,040
does not so she slips into the room

2093
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:03,440
where ilian is and he seals the door and

2094
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:05,600
as soon as she steps in he like takes a

2095
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:07,199
big breath and he's like oh my god

2096
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,400
you're my mate

2097
01:20:07,199 --> 01:20:10,880
and she's like

2098
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:14,239
excuse me

2099
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:17,600
and he's like it was my dna

2100
01:20:14,239 --> 01:20:19,360
yup it was my dna that modified thrax so

2101
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:21,040
i should have known

2102
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:22,719
that it was going to be you

2103
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,840
that's why we've never been in the same

2104
01:20:22,719 --> 01:20:26,400
room

2105
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:29,280
with any of the subjects because we can

2106
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:30,239
imprint essentially on any species and

2107
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:31,760
so

2108
01:20:30,239 --> 01:20:33,920
that's why i've never been in the room

2109
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:36,000
with any of our subjects because i

2110
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:38,080
didn't want this to happen

2111
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:40,560
and she's like well

2112
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:42,560
i'm your mate do you want me to die

2113
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:44,159
because if you don't open that door

2114
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:46,560
we're all gonna die

2115
01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:48,080
and thrax is like banging on the door

2116
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:50,159
trying to get it open

2117
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:52,480
and she's like we're all gonna die

2118
01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:54,000
unless you open that [ __ ] door and

2119
01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:56,560
he's like

2120
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:58,960
i'm gonna stay here i'm gonna open the

2121
01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:01,040
door i want you to escape it's enough

2122
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:03,600
for me to know that my mate is safe and

2123
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:05,440
she's like you literally electrocuted me

2124
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:08,400
you dumb [ __ ]

2125
01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:10,560
he's like i'm really not into you yeah

2126
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:13,520
but if that's what i need to say to get

2127
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:15,360
the [ __ ] out of here i will yeah so

2128
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,159
he is like

2129
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,639
bet

2130
01:21:16,159 --> 01:21:20,320
opens the door to like the control room

2131
01:21:18,639 --> 01:21:23,840
lets her out

2132
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:25,840
they hear the door the outer door open

2133
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:28,320
and then they hear a big bang and it is

2134
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:30,159
assumed that alien kills himself after

2135
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,120
he frees her

2136
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:34,000
um

2137
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:34,000
so then

2138
01:21:34,239 --> 01:21:40,480
they the door opens and there are a lot

2139
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:41,520
of spiky aliens wearing armor outside

2140
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,520
the door

2141
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:45,760
and they're like oh [ __ ]

2142
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:48,159
so they are then taken onto the spiky

2143
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:49,040
alien ship

2144
01:21:48,159 --> 01:21:51,520
yeah

2145
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:53,600
and that scrap of paper

2146
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:56,159
turns out to be really important because

2147
01:21:53,600 --> 01:22:00,639
on the scrap of paper are a list of

2148
01:21:56,159 --> 01:22:03,040
names and they are the names of the um

2149
01:22:00,639 --> 01:22:04,800
soldiers that were essentially prisons

2150
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:07,760
prisoners of war

2151
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:10,639
of this alien race

2152
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:12,480
and so when claire gives them the paper

2153
01:22:10,639 --> 01:22:15,120
they're like we are forever in debt to

2154
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:17,840
you because you told us

2155
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:19,199
where our men were our people yeah who

2156
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:21,600
they were and even though they're not

2157
01:22:19,199 --> 01:22:23,280
alive anymore man this book has so many

2158
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:25,520
twists and turns i just know so many

2159
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:28,400
coming so many they're like we're

2160
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:30,400
forever in debt to you um we have the

2161
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:31,840
ability to take you home

2162
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,760
and she's like

2163
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:36,080
home you say

2164
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:38,560
and thrax is like listen if we have to

2165
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:39,520
go back to earth like i guess i'll go

2166
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,280
with you

2167
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:43,600
i can just like live

2168
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:47,840
how the [ __ ] is thrax gonna survive on

2169
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:49,600
earth does he have legs for pants

2170
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:50,400
he does

2171
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,040
but

2172
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:55,120
the rest of him under a giant scorpion's

2173
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:57,280
like under his genital plates she has

2174
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:59,520
like super pan

2175
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:02,159
yes and so

2176
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:03,840
she is like i mean honestly i could

2177
01:23:02,159 --> 01:23:06,400
parade him down the street and i would

2178
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:08,800
just get awards for best cosplay like

2179
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:10,639
nobody would believe that i have an

2180
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:13,679
alien living with me

2181
01:23:10,639 --> 01:23:16,239
but also i don't want thrax to live that

2182
01:23:13,679 --> 01:23:18,159
way and i don't want potentially like

2183
01:23:16,239 --> 01:23:19,520
the government or somebody to come take

2184
01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:20,560
him from me

2185
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:23,040
so

2186
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:25,440
no i'm not going home i'm choosing to

2187
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:27,199
leave my friends and family and my

2188
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:30,080
career as a

2189
01:23:27,199 --> 01:23:32,880
clothing designer and rave dancer

2190
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,880
behind

2191
01:23:33,199 --> 01:23:39,440
so the other offer from the spiky aliens

2192
01:23:36,719 --> 01:23:40,320
is to settle in one of their colonies

2193
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:43,760
and

2194
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:46,320
um thrax and claire are like that sounds

2195
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:49,679
great and so they make a home

2196
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:51,199
thrax starts farming he doesn't realize

2197
01:23:49,679 --> 01:23:54,000
that he's farming

2198
01:23:51,199 --> 01:23:55,760
but he like captures prey and breeds

2199
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,520
them and keeps them alive like he

2200
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:59,360
provides them care

2201
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:02,239
until he's ready to eat them and she's

2202
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:03,840
like you are a farmer and he's like i

2203
01:24:02,239 --> 01:24:05,360
don't know what you're saying to me but

2204
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:07,360
okay

2205
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,880
she's like it doesn't matter what i'm

2206
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:12,480
saying to you because you're still a

2207
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:14,239
farmer yeah okay and she also some of

2208
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:17,199
the like creatures on this planet she

2209
01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:19,199
decides are her pets and he's like what

2210
01:24:17,199 --> 01:24:21,280
and she's like you can't eat these ones

2211
01:24:19,199 --> 01:24:24,480
and he's like why and she's like because

2212
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:25,920
they're my they're mine and he's like oh

2213
01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:27,920
okay i

2214
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:29,920
like does not compute i don't understand

2215
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:32,239
okay but whatever makes you happy this

2216
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:33,520
sounds a lot like my roommate in grad

2217
01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:34,560
school

2218
01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:36,480
because

2219
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:39,920
my roommate in grad school married a

2220
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:42,560
popcorn farmer from nebraska stop and

2221
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:44,719
while that popcorn farming is a thing

2222
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:46,000
yeah girl i guess you're just a corn

2223
01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:47,760
farmer

2224
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:50,639
i was gonna say i didn't realize it was

2225
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:53,040
a special kind of corn no they like

2226
01:24:50,639 --> 01:24:54,480
his family if i'm remembering correctly

2227
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:58,239
like actually like you could get like

2228
01:24:54,480 --> 01:25:00,639
their family like popcorn brand i could

2229
01:24:58,239 --> 01:25:02,880
be misremembering this honestly i don't

2230
01:25:00,639 --> 01:25:04,639
i don't fully remember but i do remember

2231
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:07,440
walking into our apartment one day and

2232
01:25:04,639 --> 01:25:08,960
my roommate being like chelsea we like

2233
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:11,120
they were engaged at the time and she

2234
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:14,000
was like we have pet cows now and he's

2235
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:17,440
like baby i've told you they are not

2236
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:19,679
pets they will be slaughtered for food

2237
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:22,880
and it's best if you don't name them and

2238
01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:22,880
get attached to them

2239
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:28,719
and she's like we have pet cows and he's

2240
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:30,320
like we do not have pet cows we have

2241
01:25:28,719 --> 01:25:33,280
food food

2242
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:35,120
very similar situation yes but thrax is

2243
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:37,199
like whatever makes you happy baby like

2244
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:39,920
i don't know if i can know so

2245
01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:41,920
um does thrax have a back i mean yes he

2246
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:44,719
has a scorpion back but i'm not going to

2247
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:46,159
dispute that with the story but i'm like

2248
01:25:44,719 --> 01:25:47,600
it really seems like he's like whatever

2249
01:25:46,159 --> 01:25:49,600
you want claire

2250
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:51,679
basically like he just wants to make her

2251
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:55,600
happy ultimately

2252
01:25:51,679 --> 01:25:58,080
and so he does work on his empathy

2253
01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,320
he and threat he and neiman do wind up

2254
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:02,480
becoming friends

2255
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:04,880
neiman does find a mate who also lives

2256
01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:07,199
in this new colony but that comes in the

2257
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:08,960
second book but it is mentioned in the

2258
01:26:07,199 --> 01:26:09,840
epilogue

2259
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:12,960
so

2260
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:15,760
um in the epilogue thrax is like claire

2261
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:18,320
has been really weird lately like i feel

2262
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:20,000
like everything i do makes her mad i

2263
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:22,560
don't understand

2264
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:24,960
and she's hungry all the time and

2265
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:27,040
i don't and i can only give her so many

2266
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:30,320
nutritional blow jobs

2267
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:31,840
right so he walks in from hunting

2268
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:34,480
and she has all these rules about what

2269
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:37,360
he is and isn't allowed to eat right

2270
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:39,040
and so he because some things are pets

2271
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:41,679
and so he walks

2272
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:44,639
home and she he walks in the door and

2273
01:26:41,679 --> 01:26:47,280
she's like thank [ __ ] you're home with

2274
01:26:44,639 --> 01:26:48,960
food thank you and she like takes it and

2275
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:50,400
starts to cook it which he also doesn't

2276
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:52,080
understand he's like why would you

2277
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:54,000
scorch that

2278
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:55,040
like just eat it

2279
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,040
um

2280
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:58,960
but she's like why don't you ever eat

2281
01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:00,639
with me and he's like you don't like it

2282
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,080
when i eat in front of you you feel like

2283
01:27:00,639 --> 01:27:05,280
it's too messy

2284
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:07,280
and she's like we never spend any time

2285
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:10,320
together and she's like crying so what i

2286
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:12,000
hear are saying is she's pregnant yeah

2287
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:14,159
yeah yeah so

2288
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:16,560
then she's like i'm just hungry all the

2289
01:27:14,159 --> 01:27:18,400
time and she like her stomach rumbles

2290
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:20,800
and she's like feel that and like takes

2291
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:22,000
his one of his clasper hands i didn't

2292
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:24,400
mention that before because it didn't

2293
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:26,159
feel necessary but it does now she takes

2294
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,760
one of his clasper hands and puts it on

2295
01:27:26,159 --> 01:27:30,080
her belly and she's like feel that and

2296
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:33,280
he's like i did feel a fluttering and

2297
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:34,880
she's he's like what is that

2298
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:38,159
and she's like

2299
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:42,080
that's our baby my love and he says as

2300
01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:44,800
the humans would say oh [ __ ]

2301
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:48,719
is that how the book ends no it flashes

2302
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:50,880
forward to claire after she delivers the

2303
01:27:48,719 --> 01:27:52,960
baby in some kind of medical facility

2304
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:54,000
that the spiky aliens have on their

2305
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,800
colony

2306
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,920
and the baby has four arms

2307
01:27:56,800 --> 01:28:02,239
and

2308
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:05,280
but is soft like her doesn't have any

2309
01:28:02,239 --> 01:28:06,880
baby yeah with forearms it doesn't have

2310
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,120
any plates but they don't know if she

2311
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:10,639
will potentially the baby's a girl they

2312
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:12,480
don't know if the baby will eventually

2313
01:28:10,639 --> 01:28:13,440
develop plates or like what's gonna

2314
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:15,199
happen

2315
01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:16,239
um

2316
01:28:15,199 --> 01:28:17,440
but

2317
01:28:16,239 --> 01:28:22,080
thrax

2318
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:24,000
says so so in thrax's experience

2319
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:26,719
the young slaughter the parents for

2320
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:31,040
territory and so he was initially like

2321
01:28:26,719 --> 01:28:32,000
big yikes but then he's like oh well

2322
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:34,960
this

2323
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:36,800
this offspring is part of claire and so

2324
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,159
i will treasure it the same way i

2325
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,960
treasure claire

2326
01:28:38,159 --> 01:28:43,840
and so he's very happy and that's the

2327
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,840
end of the book

2328
01:28:45,679 --> 01:28:50,320
so like if we were to do a really short

2329
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,600
summary of this book

2330
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:53,280
claire

2331
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:57,040
goes camping

2332
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:59,679
gets abducted yep finds her mate yep

2333
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:00,480
they make it out of the facility yep and

2334
01:28:59,679 --> 01:29:05,600
make

2335
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:05,600
a hybrid child yeah the end yeah

2336
01:29:06,719 --> 01:29:11,840
so what's our rating scale for this book

2337
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:20,400
[ __ ] protein shakes

2338
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:21,840
oh i hate that we both thought of it

2339
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,440
i'm gonna say

2340
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:23,600
like

2341
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:27,600
[Music]

2342
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:27,600
two out of five protein shakes

2343
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:33,120
yeah i'm not gonna go against you

2344
01:29:30,639 --> 01:29:35,840
on that

2345
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:37,760
but are they like [ __ ] protein shakes

2346
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:40,560
or just normal protein shakes because

2347
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:43,040
that's a difference at this point

2348
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:43,040
it doesn't

2349
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:49,360
okay so like two out of five no matter

2350
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:51,199
what kind of shake it's still gonna stay

2351
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:53,840
two out of five at this point nothing

2352
01:29:51,199 --> 01:29:53,840
matters

2353
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:58,239
i think i just slammed my notebook you

2354
01:29:56,320 --> 01:30:00,719
really did

2355
01:29:58,239 --> 01:30:04,800
play dramatic fashion

2356
01:30:00,719 --> 01:30:07,840
um yeah so two out of five

2357
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:09,920
[ __ ] protein shakes i think is

2358
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:10,719
appropriate

2359
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:14,080
um

2360
01:30:10,719 --> 01:30:15,440
i mean it feels generous but honestly i

2361
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:17,280
feel like

2362
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:18,320
one and a half of those stars are for

2363
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:19,679
neyman

2364
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:22,719
100

2365
01:30:19,679 --> 01:30:26,080
like neiman is really the show stopper

2366
01:30:22,719 --> 01:30:27,920
of this world that's not even his book

2367
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:29,679
now i feel like i have to review

2368
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:32,480
neiman's book

2369
01:30:29,679 --> 01:30:35,199
only if you want to

2370
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:37,360
and maybe with more wine

2371
01:30:35,199 --> 01:30:38,880
no

2372
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,080
you're like i really and here's the

2373
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:41,920
thing if you're like i can't bring

2374
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,960
myself to do that i don't fault you

2375
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,480
thank you

2376
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:47,120
so maybe

2377
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:48,719
much like j.s scott's books will be

2378
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:50,960
reviewed in the future we will come back

2379
01:30:48,719 --> 01:30:52,800
to neiman's book in the future yeah

2380
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:53,760
we'll take a break from susan thank you

2381
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:56,880
honey

2382
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:56,880
for your effort so

2383
01:30:56,960 --> 01:31:03,600
two out of five protein

2384
01:30:59,679 --> 01:31:05,199
blow job shakes do without what you will

2385
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:07,600
and potentially nothing at all and

2386
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:09,440
potentially nothing at all so

2387
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:11,840
it sounds as though hannah read that one

2388
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:14,239
so none of us have to and we really

2389
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:15,760
thank you for your service

2390
01:31:14,239 --> 01:31:17,760
because i don't i don't think i'm gonna

2391
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:20,159
pick that one up after this but i'm glad

2392
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:21,679
that i know what happened yeah so i can

2393
01:31:20,159 --> 01:31:24,000
still have an educated book club

2394
01:31:21,679 --> 01:31:26,159
conversation about i mean i do

2395
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:28,639
appreciate that because this is often a

2396
01:31:26,159 --> 01:31:30,480
thankless job so i appreciate you

2397
01:31:28,639 --> 01:31:32,960
recognizing the sacrifice

2398
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:34,719
that's been made

2399
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:36,560
thank you all for joining us

2400
01:31:34,719 --> 01:31:38,159
we're so glad you're here

2401
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:40,480
and we can't wait to see you next time

2402
01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:43,760
have a good night thanks y'all

2403
01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:45,360
next week on smut club oh no i just

2404
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:48,960
remember

2405
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:51,440
when milisha was on punkt

2406
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:53,520
and she did not handle that

2407
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:56,000
no she didn't

2408
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:58,000
no she that was not a good look on her

2409
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,520
like some people like i feel like punk

2410
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:01,360
was really the make or break like are

2411
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:04,320
they gonna take it in stride or are they

2412
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:07,040
gonna show out she showed

2413
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:07,040
she really did

2414
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:12,400
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2415
01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:15,360
we hope it was good for you

2416
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:17,360
because it sure was great for us

2417
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:19,440
if you're digging what we're doing it

2418
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:21,520
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

2419
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:23,360
rate and review the show wherever you're

2420
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:26,000
listening right now

2421
01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:27,360
maybe tell that sexy someone to let us

2422
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:28,880
in here

2423
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:30,560
we love you

2424
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:33,120
we appreciate you

2425
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:35,720
and we'll see you next week

2426
01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:40,859
stay spotty

2427
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:40,859
[Music]

2428
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,120
you