Stonks Gone Wrong

July 09, 2025: Asian stocks are poised for a rally following a tech boost that lifted the S&P 500. In the U.S., Costco reported accelerating monthly sales growth, reversing earlier slowdowns. Meanwhile, Nutella's parent company saw its stock rise on news of a $3 billion deal. Senators are advocating for a 'light touch' regulatory approach to the crypto market, while discussions continue on the Federal Reserve's interest rate strategies. In commodity markets, copper traders are shipping metal to Hawaii to leverage tariff opportunities. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.

What is Stonks Gone Wrong?

A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.