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well hello all you beautiful

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people you know what time it

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is ladies and gents guys and dolls and

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everyone in

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between gather around get you something

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real nice to sip on and comfy to slip

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on cuz it's time for Smite Club here's

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your hosts Chelsea and Hannah

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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hey everybody and welcome to Smut Club

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i'm Hannah and I am Chelsea and this is

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the show where we are two licensed

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mental health therapists who uh read and

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review varying calibers of smut often

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while daydrinking

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did I I feel like I haven't said the

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spiel in a while and I feel like it

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didn't roll off the tongue as easily i

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was going to say you did it in a

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different order but I liked it yeah cuz

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I couldn't remember the order but I was

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like I feel like that covered the basics

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you did you hit all points that's what

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matters like what also we're like over

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70 plus episodes in yeah you guys get it

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i keep saying it and at this point I

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don't know who it's for like unless you

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just picked up this as your first

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episode and then welcome and I was going

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to say it's for you

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only for you and no one else i feel like

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at this point it's part of our flow like

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we don't know how to start like how do

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we how do you start without that like

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apparently like I did today which was

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awkward so we got to go back

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okay all that said today we are

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reviewing Butterfly by Joe Briner it is

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listed as a dark hockey college romance

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that feels like a lot of trope that's

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only like half the tropes oh good okay

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oh yes the very good we've got step

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siblings we've got bullying we've got

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there's so much happening

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sent and if you're not in that headsp

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space it's probably not going to be the

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book for you in that moment right but

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I'm like if you're willing to suspend

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belief and just like lean into the

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number of tropes in this book I'm like

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this is so much for 244 pages i have to

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be in such right place for a bully

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romance yes because the majority of the

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time I'm just like I don't like this

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everybody just be nice well and so we're

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obviously about to hop into it the the

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two main characters we have Mason and

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Lesie um and I will say most of the

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bullying takes place like right at the

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beginning okay which somehow makes it

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feel better

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even enough okay close enough so it's

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enough to let you know like the bullying

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happened but not so much that you're

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like deeply uncomfortable because

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they're so mean yeah yes um very much

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the the energy where you're like if you

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look back on it and they refer back to

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it throughout the book repeatedly but I

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like okay I can I can move beyond this

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right so we start the the prologue is

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Mason at his dad's wedding um his mom

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passed away 5 years ago very tragically

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and his dad is getting remarried he's

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not super thrilled about it and I just

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like we're starting off with a bang

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Hannah i like my the first quote I

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already have highlighted at 18 I'd

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already been with dozens of girls around

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a sex god at 18 at 18 yes just graduated

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high school sure he's supposed to go to

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Harvard in the fall okay um and play

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hockey oh I didn't know Harvard had a

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hockey team i don't know if they if they

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know they have a hockey team either

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the wedding he looks out and on the

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dance floor sees like the most beautiful

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girl that he's ever seen in his entire

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life and he's like dibs mine i will

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conquer this woman i need to go

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introduce myself immediately um and then

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his dad walks up and is like oh yeah

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that's your new stepsister whoops yeah

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relationship like and they're like

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a it's a good marriage for them like but

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more their marriage was kept more

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privately um Right right their

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relationship was about them yes and both

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of their kids are seniors in high school

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at that point who he plays hockey very

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competitively and then she dances and

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like I think is like a dance major sort

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of in so like

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full Yeah i'm like I don't know how long

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they dated before they decided to get

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married but yes apparently that's

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independent they're on their own sorry

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i'm just going to need you to suspend

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belief and if if we can't suspend belief

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about the fact that they hadn't met yet

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understood yeah got it got it got it

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well I did read a book recently where

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that happened like but it was

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established that her mom was like super

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flighty and would do this kind of thing

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like 4 weeks and so it was like What

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book was that girl i don't remember i

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think I read it though but they met in a

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bar or something and she didn't know

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that it was him yes but he knew that it

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was her that situation yes and then

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everybody died

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i'll maybe I'll review it if I can

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remember the name of it first step

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remember the book how many books did you

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end up reading in 2024 exactly 300 good

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which for having a toddler running

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around and working full time I feel

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really good about that number and you

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myself andor stress myself out cuz I'm

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year because then I like would feel very

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stressed about maintaining that pace and

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so I set my good readads goal to 52

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books a book a week is reasonable yeah

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yeah now mind you at the time of

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recording this episode we're like it's

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three almost 3 weeks in yeah and I'm

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like okay we're already like 15 10 to I

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don't know how many but I roughly 10 to

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so I think we're already beyond our goal

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track but I also don't want to be

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stressed out if I don't keep a certain

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pace yeah so that's how I've that's the

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that's the way I found to manage my

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stress levels about it well at the end

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of the year I was listening to books and

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reading them at the same time which I

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yes absolutely but I definitely lowered

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my goal for this year i can't listen to

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like anything on a standards like I

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don't listen to podcasts i can't listen

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to books on standard speed it's always

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like time and a half two is too fast

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yeah two is far too fast unless they're

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like a super like slow talker but I feel

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like at like the cadence with like which

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you and I speak two is too fast that

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sounds stressful yeah anyway yeah all

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that said um so now he's mad about it

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yeah so now he's like big mad that he

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like has seen the most perfect woman in

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the world and she's off limits but like

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and every other line at this point is

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already like thinking about her lips

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like around his [ __ ] and I'm like

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good sir this is so out of pocket so

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fast have you even spoken to her like

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buddy no he has not um his dad

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introduces them and he's immediately a

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dick to her where his dad's like "Hey

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like this is my son." She's like "Oh I

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guess that makes you my new

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stepbrother." And Mason goes "I see you

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got your intelligence from your mom."

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like that big of a dick from the start

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and that big of a dick the entire book

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like he's unapologetically himself this

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entire time and so Leslie's like not

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really about this new this new

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stepbrother um but he ends up excusing

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himself goes to grab his girlfriend off

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the dance floor takes her to the pool

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house and like demands she like gets on

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her knees and suck him off while he's

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thinking about Leslie the entire time so

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that's that's the prologue right sure

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that's where we're starting

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it's like Joe wants me to hate Mason

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because if you're looking for a

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possessive morally gray I will do

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anything for you right right kind of

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alpha male i don't know i once again

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he's 18

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things where we go in this book

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seriously but yeah the I feel conflicted

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about Mason the entire time um so we

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the whole book is is dual point of view

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going back and forth between them and

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her mom and Paul Paul is Mason's dad are

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about to leave on their honeymoon and

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she wants to go back to Harlem and like

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stay on her friend's couch for the

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summer she's like "I don't want to be in

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this large house with this random

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[ __ ] stepbrother like I I'll go back

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to Harlem and like hang out with my

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people while you go on your honeymoon."

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like Mason will keep you company." And

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Mason is like "Nah about that life." And

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like he just wants to rage with his

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friends mhm

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and is like throwing parties every night

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where to the point where like Leslie

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finally like is like I can't sleep this

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has been going on incessantly so she

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goes out to the pool house where all of

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them are

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partying mason has one girl between his

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legs and another girl sucking his neck

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yep the 18-year-old sex god

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but all I'm hearing is that the women do

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all the work i'm not hear like I'm not

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like I'm not hearing how he's

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contributing like I don't get

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it but like no all I could think was I

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know that you have not seen the movie

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Barbarian because you don't watch those

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things but part of part of the premise

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of that is like this woman books an

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Airbnb and this random white dude shows

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up and says he also booked the same

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rental on a different website

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and he is so kind and lovely it's Bill

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Scarsgard he's so kind and lovely but

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you're immediately like "No I don't know

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you." Like I wouldn't stay with this guy

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even if he was really nice like I don't

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know you yeah you're like "This feels

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like murder." When you haven't spent

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time developing a f a new family unit

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i would probably let her go back to

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Harlem just throwing it out there yeah

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yeah that's spoilies bill Scarsgard

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turned out to not be the bad guy at all

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and he stayed lovely the whole time i

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was hoping yeah yeah and now I really

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don't need to watch it you really don't

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because that's not the point of the

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movie at all

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i'm sorry at this point the number of

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times that I look at my husband and I'm

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like "What do you want to watch?" And

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he's just like "Anything that's not

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animated for the love of God." He's like

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"I just want to watch real people on the

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screen."

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Oh god parenthood it's the best um okay

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so Leslie goes out there because she

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wants to tell them all to turn it down

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and Mason just like is like looking at

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her and like making eye contact with her

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while the girls between his legs and the

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other one is like kissing his neck and

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so she ends up pulling his friend Emory

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out on the dance floor and he's like

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"Okay fine." Like if we're here to rage

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let's rage and he is not about that like

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he is automatically like you're not

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welcome here like makes a big show of it

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and she ends up like running back to the

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house and is like this is not a great

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setup and then the bullying and like

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prank feels like prank is too light you

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know like but you might call it a prank

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it's bullying mhm uh that's where it

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like really kind of starts to escalate

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where she is supposed to go for her

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first dance class at the local studio

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and he [ __ ] in her point shoes

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oh no yeah cuz like

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Yeah and she like had another pair

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you don't do that well then like she

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puts a dead fish in his car

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and it's just like going back and forth

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with that but like his parents end up

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getting back or their parents end up

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coming back from the honeymoon and then

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this is like continuing to go on just

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like silently under their noses and so

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like Mason mails all of her underwear to

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the dance studio

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good yeah and then like the other girls

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are like "How did you get on Mason's bad

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side?" Like he's not someone to like go

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against like the lore of this

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18-year-old recently graduated high

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school senior

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and so uh she picks the lock on Mason's

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bedroom door and goes and she's like "I

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know he mentioned that he had lucky

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hockey skates i don't know which ones

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are the lucky ones." So she just takes

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all of his hockey skates and and donates

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them

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and so then the next night she wakes up

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and feels like someone's watching her

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he's just in her room like staring at

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her in the dark while she sleeps and

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it's very like this whole like this

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means war sort of right like you've

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crossed a line now like me sending your

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underwear to the dance studio and coming

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in your point shoes is fine right but

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messing with my hockey skates is not

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fine yeah so his response is that the

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next day she's driving and gets pulled

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over and her car gets searched for drugs

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that are in her car

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yeah that's not a prank anymore like it

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was questionable anyway but but there's

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absolutely some white privilege going on

360
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in this situation because she calls her

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new stepdad and apparently he's able to

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get her out of the situation sure so it

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you know it wasn't that big of a deal oh

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to be white and have money

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oh to be Caucasian and affluent how

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great would it would it be

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i'm like "What?" Like "That's okay

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fine." Once again we just likeending

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that's cool it's the whole time we're

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like "Sure why not that too?"

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So her response to the drugs in her car

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is she uh emails Harvard and tells them

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he cheated on his AP exams

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like so for the record Leslie's not in

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like completely innocent here like Mason

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is doing some [ __ ] up [ __ ] and Leslie

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is also doing some [ __ ] up [ __ ] in

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response she's absolutely matching his

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freak already

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so this goes on for a while um and then

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like Leslie like calls for a truce

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eventually and is like this is

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exhausting and just like isn't fun and

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so a few days after that she's taking a

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midnight swim and she hears a splash and

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like Ma Mason joins her and is like

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swimming close to her

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and pulls her up to him and like he's

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obviously hard and I'm like "Yeah sure

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okay a truce means [ __ ]

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that sort of energy." Obviously yeah

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well and then she's like "You don't want

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this you hate me." And he's like "Yes."

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like as he like pulls her against him

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he's like "This is hatred want to hate

396
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me

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back."

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[Laughter]

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Okay he

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ultimately lets her go but it's like the

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first like intimate like she's not fully

402
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against it and Right right yeah but it's

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the first time either of them has been

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explicit about the attraction yeah like

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that's where the first kind

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of and is that I guess maybe it explicit

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about the it's still feel like it feels

408
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vague like a lot of it just like

409
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alluding to like the what's there i

410
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don't know so did he get like his offer

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from Harvard rescended or is he still

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going to Harvard well we'll get Oh sorry

413
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we'll get there in a second okay because

414
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so the next day he's having his friends

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over for a pool party and so Leslie like

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he's like "Come out and join us." And so

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she does and she goes out and she has

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her headphones in and she's just she's

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been dozing by the pool and then one of

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the guys and um Emory the dude that

421
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she'd kind of been dancing with and

422
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Tiffany who is Mason's on again offagain

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girlfriend the one that was at the

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wedding with him at the very least or

425
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invite her invite Leslie into the pool

426
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with them and then when she sits up she

427
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didn't realize they had untied her

428
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swimsuit when she was dozing so when she

429
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:27,840
gets up her swimsuit just falls off and

430
00:19:23,919 --> 00:19:30,480
she's just naked in front of all of them

431
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m and like the look on Mason's face is

432
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:35,280
pissed and she's like is he pissed at me

433
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:39,120
like what like I does he really hate me

434
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like this much um and so she like runs

435
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,039
back in the house and is like I'm

436
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[ __ ] done i'm out i'm not doing this

437
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i'm going to Bee's house her best friend

438
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and she's like "I'm not staying here the

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rest of the summer it's not worth it."

440
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,640
Yeah 1,000% said "I tried." Yeah not

441
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worth it like looks at him and is like

442
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:59,320
"You won." Like okay the truth meant

443
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nothing got it yeah very much

444
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:05,520
um so cut to Mason's perspective he's

445
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now standing alone in her room she's

446
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:12,320
left he knows he [ __ ] up but also he

447
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was not part of that prank he's like he

448
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:17,280
didn't realize he's like I didn't know

449
00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:18,799
that Tiffany cared that like would care

450
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,559
that much that like I was showing

451
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:24,360
interest in someone else or like that

452
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she was that jealous and so before

453
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everyone like Mason kicked everyone out

454
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of the house but before they left he

455
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like made everyone go through their

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phones and delete like delete all of the

457
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photos of Leslie and also like you know

458
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because he's an 18-year-old alpha sex

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god is like send them to me first

460
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i was going to say he threatened all of

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them within an inch of their life if

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they

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got I just assumed he was like send them

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to me and then delete

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them

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sorry yeah so Got it got it got it do

467
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you want to airdrop it or what's the

468
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,440
quickest

469
00:21:10,919 --> 00:21:15,360
way

470
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um but he's also like standing in her

471
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room while it's dark and he's like

472
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"She's mine i'll fix it." Like and then

473
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his dad is in the doorway and is just

474
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like "I don't know what you did but like

475
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if you hurt that poor girl like

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things are not cool." And he's like "I'm

477
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going to make it right." Like I know

478
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like I've got this i'm going to make it

479
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right he threatens Emory his best friend

480
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and his best friend's like he's like "If

481
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you cuz he was the one who who did it

482
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:47,919
who who did it right?" And then he like

483
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facetimes Tiffany who's nude in bed

484
00:21:47,919 --> 00:21:52,159
already and like hold and she's like

485
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:56,400
"Hey baby." Just like holding her tits

486
00:21:52,159 --> 00:21:58,720
for him so he takes a screenshot and is

487
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like "And if you ever do anything to

488
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Leslie these photos will get

489
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:10,799
leaked." Okay fine

490
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so okay buddy so now it's a month later

491
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you literally almost got her arrested on

492
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drug

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charges what yeah and they

494
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untied her bathing

495
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suit okay i'm sorry i'm suspended i'm

496
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sorry but he can't let other people see

497
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his woman like that you know I

498
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unsuspended for a second because I

499
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:38,960
forgot but I've resuspended you got to

500
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resuspend it's the only way this works

501
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:44,000
if you unsuspend

502
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you see where it leads the most

503
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:49,039
believable thing would be if he had them

504
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send him copies of the pictures that's

505
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:54,520
that's

506
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:57,600
where Sorry

507
00:22:54,520 --> 00:23:00,320
okay the most believable thing is that

508
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:04,480
he now has a stalker collage of all of

509
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the nude photos that they sent him

510
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:10,320
okay okay so it's a month later uh

511
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following Leslie's perspective it is her

512
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:16,320
first day at Tab University okay who I

513
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:18,640
don't know but apparently their hockey

514
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team plays Cornell at some point in the

515
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season so okay you know that that realm

516
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of of schools um she's moving in the

517
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last of her clothes and her last load of

518
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boxes and when she like runs into a wall

519
00:23:32,159 --> 00:23:39,039
that's six foot three named

520
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:41,360
Mason I hated everything about it um and

521
00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:45,440
she's like "The [ __ ] are you doing

522
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,440
here?" And he's like "I transferred from

523
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:55,480
Harvard i just wanted to see your face."

524
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Was it everything you hoped it would be

525
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yeah it

526
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,080
was yeah i feel like this is one of

527
00:24:00,159 --> 00:24:03,520
those books where we're rapidly

528
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approaching the point where I just keep

529
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:11,919
going okay because I was there in the

530
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prologue like I was trying so hard sure

531
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:20,279
why not of course obviously yeah you do

532
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:23,039
you Mace get it bud um he offers to

533
00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:24,640
help pick up her boxes and help finish

534
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:26,799
moving her in but he's also like "Why

535
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,240
are you like your shorts so short?" He

536
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:32,400
like he doesn't want he doesn't want

537
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:35,279
people seeing his legs nope yeah no so

538
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:38,400
they like get to her dorm and as he's

539
00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:40,559
putting the boxes down her creepy RA

540
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,480
shows up who like clearly is a little

541
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:43,919
interested in her and like "Yeah I just

542
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,640
wanted to check if you needed any help

543
00:24:43,919 --> 00:24:49,440
like nailing art to the

544
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:51,520
wall." And Mason's like he'll be nailing

545
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:56,320
nothing to any wall in this freaking

546
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:59,960
dorm the RA is like "Because you're the

547
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:02,799
art and I'm the nail lol."

548
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:05,159
Like "Did I ever tell you about one time

549
00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:09,200
I had someone chat me?"

550
00:25:05,159 --> 00:25:11,600
And I was overseas i was in Europe for

551
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,840
the summer i was 17 and I turned 18 as

552
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,720
soon as I came back it was a friend who

553
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,600
was already legally an adult okay and

554
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:21,600
chatted me and was like "Dibs on your

555
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:24,400
leg 18 kiss." and then followed it up

556
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,960
with a chat that said "You're cute i'm

557
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:31,360
cute sometimes cute people do cute

558
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:35,120
things together." Nope

559
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:37,120
i've thought about that line for 15

560
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:39,080
years

561
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:42,480
i can see why

562
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:44,760
16 years oh god that hurts it does a

563
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:48,080
little bit oh

564
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:51,520
god for so many reasons yeah but that's

565
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:53,600
kind of the blatant energy the RA is

566
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,200
giving and Mason's not having it and

567
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,799
just he's like "You won't be nailing

568
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,520
anything to the walls." And like slams

569
00:25:56,799 --> 00:26:01,440
the door in his face and Leslie's like

570
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:04,159
"That's rude what you just did." And

571
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,679
Mason's like "He wants to [ __ ] you." And

572
00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:08,400
she's like "Well that's none of your

573
00:26:05,679 --> 00:26:10,960
business." And Mason is very much the

574
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,120
anything that has to do with you is my

575
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,799
business

576
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:18,600
okay

577
00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:21,440
sure mhm why not Mace

578
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:25,440
obviously like you've done nothing for

579
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:27,919
her come on now truly you've carried a

580
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:31,360
box outside of that you've made her life

581
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:33,600
hell for months right carrying one box

582
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:36,320
does not suddenly make you like the man

583
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:39,400
of her dreams you're a douche like come

584
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:42,240
on Mace you might be an 18-year-old sex

585
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,480
god but you're still an [ __ ] and I

586
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,640
haven't seen any evidence of that to

587
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:50,960
this point because all the women are

588
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:53,039
doing all the work i'm just saying he

589
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,960
tells her that now that they're not

590
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:57,279
under their parents' roof he's taking

591
00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:00,720
what's his

592
00:26:57,279 --> 00:27:02,279
they start kissing okay and then his

593
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,120
hand starts to

594
00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:07,200
wander up the you know maybe he does

595
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:09,440
like the short shorts maybe maybe they

596
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,600
do serve a purpose um but then he

597
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:14,559
discovers that she's waxed and

598
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:17,760
immediately is like "Who's that for who

599
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:20,960
did you do this for

600
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:23,919
who gets to see what?" Like that whole

601
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:27,120
energy and she's like "No one i'm a

602
00:27:23,919 --> 00:27:29,760
virgin." And then he's like "Yeah [ __ ]

603
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:31,840
right you're a virgin." She's like "I'm

604
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:35,760
a dancer do you know how tight leotards

605
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:39,279
are [ __ ] gets awkward."

606
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:43,039
I don't miss being in a dance class no

607
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:46,480
the smell of that studio oh god like all

608
00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:48,640
very clean people but like it's just

609
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,440
it's a lot of bodies well it's a lot of

610
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,880
polyester it's a lot of

611
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:57,120
spandex it's just a

612
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,200
lot have you watched or did you even

613
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:02,159
know it

614
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:04,760
existed on Max there's a roller skating

615
00:28:02,159 --> 00:28:07,919
competition show

616
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:12,240
no it's fantastic i should have known

617
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:12,240
that well you do now i do now

618
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:18,960
it's all of the outfits you want it to

619
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:21,240
be and more yes i'm looking forward to

620
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,279
that and they're all so

621
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,640
impressive but I also say that as

622
00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:26,320
someone who's only tried to roller skate

623
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,880
once in her entire life and it was on my

624
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,799
25th birthday and I haven't ever

625
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,039
attempted again

626
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:35,760
so anyone who roller skates is very

627
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:37,600
impressive to me

628
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,799
if you just have them on it's impressive

629
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,240
to me i grew up rollerblading and so I

630
00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:44,720
don't like I don't think it computed

631
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,960
that it would be that different it's

632
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,080
[ __ ] different well it also didn't

633
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,760
dawn on me that when we went to the

634
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,919
skating rink on my 25th birthday that

635
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,919
they wouldn't have both cuz the roller

636
00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:56,240
rink I grew up at they had both

637
00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:58,159
rollerblades and roller skates and the

638
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:01,440
rink we went to exclusively had roller

639
00:28:58,159 --> 00:29:05,279
skates so I was like "Oh I don't know

640
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:07,760
how to do this." H and learning a new

641
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:11,440
skill in a sea of 13year-olds who are

642
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:15,520
very good at that skill already

643
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:17,120
made for a memorable birthday

644
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,640
one of our friends had his camera out

645
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,520
and was like "You I know you're taking

646
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,679
photos of us on the rink but there's too

647
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,559
many children it just looks like you're

648
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:29,120
a grown man taking pictures of

649
00:29:26,559 --> 00:29:31,520
children."

650
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,200
Oh no

651
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,840
a we know you were trying to be

652
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:40,159
thoughtful but you you missed the optics

653
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:43,440
of this he's also a very tall white man

654
00:29:40,159 --> 00:29:45,440
who wears shorter shorts

655
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,480
because he's so tall it doesn't matter

656
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:49,679
yeah yeah like it can be an 8 in inseam

657
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,000
and they're still going to look like

658
00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:53,200
shorty short shorts just because of his

659
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,679
build

660
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,760
so everything about him was just tall

661
00:29:55,679 --> 00:30:01,200
white man showing a lot of thigh with a

662
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:03,679
camera at a roller rink questionable at

663
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,279
best

664
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:08,679
poor guy yeah we're like "Choices were

665
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:11,799
made by all of us tonight and now we

666
00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:15,520
know." Uh

667
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:17,679
so she's is defending herself that like

668
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:20,640
the the waxing's just for me like it's

669
00:30:17,679 --> 00:30:23,200
not for anyone else um but then she also

670
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:26,080
is just like I'm really confused this is

671
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,240
a new energy like this is not this was

672
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,760
not how we were over the summer you hate

673
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:34,799
me i hate you

674
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:37,840
now your hand is in my pants like what's

675
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:39,679
happening here what are we doing and she

676
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,600
asks him to leave she's just like this

677
00:30:39,679 --> 00:30:44,799
is too much and he's like not until I

678
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:48,080
fix it and she's like I will call our

679
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:49,919
parents if you don't leave like right

680
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,559
you are doing the opposite of fixing

681
00:30:49,919 --> 00:30:54,320
you're making it worse please leave

682
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:57,039
1,000%

683
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,360
um so switch to Mason's perspective he

684
00:30:57,039 --> 00:31:02,480
immediately from leaving her room goes

685
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,960
to threaten the RA to to leave her alone

686
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,520
um and people on campus already seem to

687
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:10,240
recognize him and know him because he's

688
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:12,159
going to play on the hockey team for TAB

689
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,720
he's second string so that did feel

690
00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:17,200
slightly more believable that he wasn't

691
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,039
you know given a the hockey star yeah

692
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:22,159
the hockey star full scholarship

693
00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:24,880
starting spot right right right he's the

694
00:31:22,159 --> 00:31:27,360
power forward for you know whatever

695
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,960
we're like felt I'm like second string

696
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:34,000
center felt more

697
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:36,000
realistic but then he's also like well

698
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,519
what's my next step with Leslie and how

699
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,039
do I make this right and he's like and I

700
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:41,600
don't want any other girls he's like but

701
00:31:39,039 --> 00:31:44,240
I know like over the summer Leslie like

702
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,360
didn't like seeing Tiffany on me and so

703
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,200
like that's why she like danced with

704
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,519
Emory like maybe I like need to make her

705
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,559
a little jealous

706
00:31:49,519 --> 00:31:55,279
healthy you get it yeah really good

707
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:57,279
nothing but very healthy relationship

708
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:59,519
dynamics throughout this entire book

709
00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:03,200
yeah through and through we don't need a

710
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:04,720
conversation why would we right i can

711
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,559
just make out with another girl how

712
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,440
helpful could a conversation be in this

713
00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:10,919
situation stupid so back to Leslie she

714
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,840
didn't sleep well

715
00:32:10,919 --> 00:32:16,240
um kept she she was like just kept

716
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:18,159
thinking about how her stepbrother had

717
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,919
been like no one else will ever touch my

718
00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:25,279
[ __ ] and she's like his [ __ ] what like

719
00:32:21,919 --> 00:32:27,360
she but it's mine it's attached to me

720
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:30,960
when she she goes and like ends up

721
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:33,120
taking a cold shower and uh meets

722
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,880
another girl in her in the shared

723
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,799
bathroom and her name's Lucy and Lucy's

724
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,159
like what's the story with that guy that

725
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:40,000
came out of your room yesterday and

726
00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:42,559
she's like cuz not going to lie girl he

727
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,720
was hot and then I love the quote he's

728
00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:47,480
like lose your virginity and don't care

729
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:52,159
if he calls you back

730
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:54,360
hot i said "Okay I would still care."

731
00:32:52,159 --> 00:32:57,600
Yeah yeah

732
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:59,679
i I don't know if I've ever seen anyone

733
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:03,360
hot enough that I'm like "You can

734
00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:06,240
justify being a piece of shit." Right

735
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:09,360
it's just not how my brain computes

736
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:11,519
things me either

737
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,279
like even if we're ships in the night I

738
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:16,880
would like to know that you're not a

739
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:20,120
total douchebag yes make one i don't

740
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:23,399
want to be rewarding terrible

741
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:26,640
people obviously I'm a reward i just

742
00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:28,559
realized i was like obviously that's

743
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,640
really good you are what a great way to

744
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:33,360
view yourself more people should view

745
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,640
themselves as a reward amen maybe if

746
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,919
more people viewed themselves as a

747
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,640
reward they would care if they got

748
00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:41,519
called back after they lost their

749
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:44,320
virginity respect yourself please you

750
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:46,279
are a reward amen and everyone deserves

751
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:49,039
to be treated as such

752
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:50,880
um but in this conversation like

753
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:52,320
Leslie's like "Yeah like we're nothing

754
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,440
to each other." And then when the girl's

755
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,000
like "Well like let him know I'm

756
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:58,399
available." Then Leslie's like "I'm

757
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,519
sorry Lucy he's not available." And

758
00:33:58,399 --> 00:34:02,480
Lucy's like

759
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:04,559
respectfully you need to get your [ __ ]

760
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,320
together

761
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:11,919
lucy's the real MVP here yes like Lucy's

762
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:13,520
like he's like too hot to like if you

763
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:15,280
don't lock him down someone else will

764
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,919
try so like you you're not going to have

765
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:21,599
the luxury of just like this level of

766
00:34:17,919 --> 00:34:25,119
indecision right make a decision right

767
00:34:21,599 --> 00:34:29,280
we love a new friend lucy Lucy is a real

768
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:31,200
one for sure so uh she ends up going to

769
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,839
the dining hall that morning to grab

770
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,280
breakfast and Mason is sitting with some

771
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:37,839
hockey players friends I don't know

772
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,919
doesn't [ __ ] matter and when he sees

773
00:34:37,839 --> 00:34:42,159
her he ends up like pulling another girl

774
00:34:39,919 --> 00:34:44,280
down onto his lap and like kisses her

775
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:47,679
neck and the girl's like

776
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:52,079
giggling yeah and Leslie's like "The

777
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:54,800
fuck?" Like "This is not great." Um well

778
00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:56,399
it's also like "Okay dude so you had

779
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,240
your hand down my pants yesterday you

780
00:34:56,399 --> 00:34:59,920
told me that I'm yours and all this

781
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,440
stuff and clearly that didn't mean

782
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,079
anything." Like that would be my fault

783
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,680
like well and I forgot that on she ran

784
00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:08,960
into him again on her way into the

785
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:11,680
cafeteria like bumped into him and he

786
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,599
like made sure she didn't fall but oh

787
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,079
the book is called butterfly because he

788
00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:18,160
calls her butterfly incessantly it's the

789
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:20,079
pet name it's the pet name from the jump

790
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,160
I personally cannot refer to her as

791
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:26,640
butterfly it just doesn't feel authentic

792
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:28,320
to me um I appreciate that but when she

793
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,920
when he like grabs her so she doesn't

794
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,520
fall he's like I guess even butterflies

795
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,839
are clumsy sometimes

796
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,839
and like is just a little she's like the

797
00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:40,400
warmth that I saw in him yesterday is

798
00:35:35,839 --> 00:35:42,400
gone like more of like the coldness and

799
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:45,040
I don't know cruelty might be like too

800
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,640
strong but like indifferent yeah like

801
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,079
she was like "Okay so like what the [ __ ]

802
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,839
that like yesterday you were telling me

803
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:51,440
these things and now you're being kind

804
00:35:49,839 --> 00:35:54,160
of cold and indifferent and then he

805
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:56,560
pulls another girl onto his lap." Be

806
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:59,680
consistent dude yes like this is not

807
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,359
helping me trust you 1,000% mhm and so

808
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,200
she ends up getting flustered gets lost

809
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:04,560
on her way to class by the time she

810
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,839
finds her way to class she's like 5

811
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:09,359
minutes late mason is in this class and

812
00:36:07,839 --> 00:36:12,640
he's seated with his friend she ends up

813
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:15,520
grabbing a seat further back but is like

814
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:17,680
very flustered this whole time and is

815
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:21,359
like confused and trying to figure it

816
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:24,320
all out and ends up like gripping her

817
00:36:21,359 --> 00:36:26,640
pen so hard she snaps it and the ink

818
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,800
starts to like go everywhere and so her

819
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:32,560
seatmate like gives her a napkin and is

820
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:34,400
being kind um so Mason threatens him

821
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,680
with murder

822
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:41,359
maybe not

823
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:44,480
murder but at the break the seatmate Dan

824
00:36:41,359 --> 00:36:45,680
introduces himself and he's like "Oh you

825
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,200
have a little bit of ink on your face."

826
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,880
So he like grabs the napkin to try and

827
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,280
get it off and Mason is immediately

828
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,079
there and is like "Feel free to take

829
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:56,359
your hands off my steps

830
00:36:53,079 --> 00:36:58,720
sister." Immediately like Mason you

831
00:36:56,359 --> 00:37:00,240
cannot have it always cuz then he

832
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:04,000
immediately turns to Leslie and goes "Go

833
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:08,800
wash your face." So both of y'all [ __ ]

834
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:10,800
or get off the pot like no yes like and

835
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,000
she's like "You you don't control me."

836
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,680
He's like She's like "If I want to have

837
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,280
ink on my face I'll have ink on my face

838
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:19,400
bitch." Well and he's like "Want to bet

839
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:23,440
I don't control you?" What

840
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:26,480
like good sir you guys bullied like had

841
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:30,240
a shitty escalating prank war that was

842
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:33,280
just mean all summer then you show up at

843
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:36,640
her her college when you're not even

844
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:39,280
supposed to be there with the reported

845
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:41,280
intention to fix things and your answer

846
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,440
to fixing things is making out with

847
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,520
another girl in front of her and then

848
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,040
being really mean to her new friend Dan

849
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,800
i know it doesn't make it any better but

850
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:52,160
I guess he didn't technically make out

851
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:55,119
with Emily he just kissed her neck oh

852
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:57,040
that's worse that feels more intimate it

853
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:58,839
does feel more intimate yeah yeah now

854
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,200
that you say that it does feel I don't

855
00:37:58,839 --> 00:38:03,200
even My husband gets sad cuz I don't

856
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,640
want him to kiss my neck half the time i

857
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:10,560
know i'm like I told him last week I go

858
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:13,119
"You can kiss my neck." And then I like

859
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,680
I locked up and just tilted my chin i go

860
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:18,119
"Get your chance

861
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:23,000
and he's like "Yes this is

862
00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:23,000
exactly what I had in mind

863
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:28,599
this is the romantic moment I was hoping

864
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:32,240
for with my wife that's so

865
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:35,359
good oh my god we're the queen of really

866
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:38,400
great romantic moments." Yeah seriously

867
00:38:35,359 --> 00:38:40,560
oh my gosh um so then the professor

868
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,520
walks up at this point in the break and

869
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,760
is like "This seems like an interesting

870
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:48,800
dynamic." Anyways you guys are gonna be

871
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:50,320
partners for the everyone needs to pair

872
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,920
up and choose a partner so you guys are

873
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:56,000
going to be a team and like pairs up

874
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:58,960
Mason and Leslie but then CL class goes

875
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,160
back to happening and then Dan is like

876
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,839
saying to Leslie he's like "Oh well like

877
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,520
I can like see if like my partner would

878
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,560
trade to work with Mason like you and I

879
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,800
can work together if you don't feel

880
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,079
comfortable working with him." A and

881
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,680
Leslie's sitting there and she's like

882
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:11,440
"There's a snowballs chance in hell that

883
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,359
Mason would let me work with anyone

884
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,839
who's not him even if I don't fully

885
00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:17,839
understand." Yeah he's gonna make all of

886
00:39:15,839 --> 00:39:21,200
our lives miserable if I try to do this

887
00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:23,280
so like justice for Dan but we're not

888
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,280
going to do that

889
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,320
and

890
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,640
honestly Dan isn't a big enough

891
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,800
character to need justice if he doesn't

892
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,760
get justice no one will remember that's

893
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,920
fair we'll all move on and still be okay

894
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,079
after class Mason is like "Okay we

895
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,680
should go back to my place and work on

896
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:42,240
the work on the project." And she's like

897
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,920
"I'm not going to your place like we are

898
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:46,160
going to a neutral location we're not

899
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:48,400
going back to either of our homes." Yeah

900
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,240
and so she's like "Let's go to the

901
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,160
library." And Mason is immediately like

902
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:53,880
"Okay yeah the library works." And she's

903
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:56,160
like "Why was he so agreeable to the

904
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,079
library?" And as soon as they get off on

905
00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:01,200
like the fifth floor she's like "Oh

906
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:05,440
because it's literally empty." Yeah

907
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:08,160
there's just a one study table amidst

908
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:11,960
all of the the shelves of books and no

909
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,960
one in sight

910
00:40:12,599 --> 00:40:19,680
whoops should have gone to a coffee shop

911
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:22,560
yeah or maybe like a lower floor i

912
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:24,320
imagine i'm like right i was like was it

913
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,960
the specific topic is that why you ended

914
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:29,200
up on the fifth floor because I imagine

915
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:32,000
the lower floors are still busy the

916
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:34,079
first week of of of class at a new

917
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,680
college

918
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:40,000
but sure let's go to the fifth floor

919
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:42,960
that's Yeah that was one I'm like I feel

920
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,040
like we had other solutions very readily

921
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:48,560
available in the same [ __ ] building

922
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:51,200
we did yeah we absolutely did um and he

923
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,359
holds her hand on the walk to the

924
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,560
library and she's like trying to pull it

925
00:40:53,359 --> 00:40:58,800
back and she's like "People might see."

926
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:01,200
And he's like continues to hold her hand

927
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,119
good well he says "Maintaining my

928
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,880
reputation meant I almost lost something

929
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:06,880
incredibly important to me i hadn't

930
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,800
realized it at the time but after I

931
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,000
decided in order me in order for me to

932
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,680
get it back I had to change my my

933
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,160
outlook." And she said "It's that easy."

934
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:18,160
And he says "Butterfly when you crave

935
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,520
something this desperately anything you

936
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,520
have to do to get it is

937
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:31,079
easy." I don't know exactly what my face

938
00:41:28,359 --> 00:41:35,839
did

939
00:41:31,079 --> 00:41:35,839
but I have a feeling it was both

940
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:41,760
distinct and uh disbelieving perhaps

941
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,359
yeah well and I think Leslie feels

942
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,640
similarly where she's like it seems like

943
00:41:43,359 --> 00:41:48,720
he's alluding to me

944
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:51,119
could it be could it be and so like

945
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:53,680
she's into it but is also legitimately

946
00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:56,240
fearful that like it's still all a cruel

947
00:41:53,680 --> 00:42:00,800
prank right he's This is all some sick

948
00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:02,240
joke yes um and so in the library when

949
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,079
they get to the fifth floor Leslie

950
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:07,839
absolutely realizes the mistake that she

951
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:10,480
made with how isolated it is and he sits

952
00:42:07,839 --> 00:42:12,160
immediately next to her at the table and

953
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:15,359
like pulls their chairs super close

954
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:17,640
they're like touching the whole time and

955
00:42:15,359 --> 00:42:20,000
she tries to start the project and he's

956
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,760
like "Well I just want to check on you

957
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,960
how how are you adjusting to college

958
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,960
like how are you adjusting to all this?"

959
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:27,520
And she's

960
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:29,599
like "The [ __ ] this feels like a trick

961
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,119
can we just do our project so I can go

962
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:34,560
home?" Yes and he's like "Well you

963
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:37,760
looked upset in the cafeteria earlier."

964
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:40,000
Gross and she's like "I am upset

965
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,520
yesterday you were a caveman this

966
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,960
morning you had someone else in your lap

967
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,560
you're telling me you're here for me you

968
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,240
treated me like an [ __ ] all summer

969
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,560
it's emotional whiplash and I have no

970
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:51,200
idea what the [ __ ] is happening." Yeah

971
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:54,000
and now you're you're asking me how I'm

972
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,280
doing and how I'm adjusting like how do

973
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,440
you think I'm adjusting feels like

974
00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:00,640
you're setting me up for something yes

975
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:03,839
very much and to Mason's credit he like

976
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:06,560
pauses and he like he owns it and he's

977
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:09,359
like "You're right." like I can be more

978
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:11,280
intentional and clearer about what I

979
00:43:09,359 --> 00:43:15,839
want moving forward which is basically

980
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:17,599
to [ __ ] you welcome well that that too

981
00:43:15,839 --> 00:43:18,960
because she when she's like "You were a

982
00:43:17,599 --> 00:43:21,599
caveman you were an [ __ ] now you're

983
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,680
acting like we're more than we're now

984
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:26,240
you're acting like we're more than

985
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,599
friends or something or we're friends

986
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,680
however it was worded." And he's like

987
00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:31,520
"We aren't friends we're more than

988
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,839
that." Like one of those and she's like

989
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:39,839
"Okay so he does view this

990
00:43:34,839 --> 00:43:43,119
as more right i don't It's all erratic

991
00:43:39,839 --> 00:43:46,560
but he owns it he apologizes and he's

992
00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:48,400
like "I'll I'll make it up i'll show you

993
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,280
my intent." And she's like "How how are

994
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,920
you going to fix this?" And he's like

995
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:56,480
"It's more of a show versus a show like

996
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:59,920
than tell situation." And then he like

997
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:04,240
traps her in at the table and fingers

998
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:06,240
her at the table in the library and then

999
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:09,359
I mean it's definitely working for her

1000
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:11,920
and then he's like "That's right you

1001
00:44:09,359 --> 00:44:11,920
come for

1002
00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:21,920
daddy." Um okay and thus the start of

1003
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:26,640
the daddy era of this book

1004
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:30,160
it doesn't stop at any point

1005
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:32,640
okay okay okay okay

1006
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:35,200
it's just daddy all the way through for

1007
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,200
me to run

1008
00:44:35,319 --> 00:44:40,920
out okay okay

1009
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,680
okay

1010
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:46,319
so she comes it's also apparently like

1011
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:48,319
the first time she's ever had anyone

1012
00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:52,000
include like she's never digitally

1013
00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:54,480
penetrated herself let alone Not anyone

1014
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,480
digital

1015
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:04,079
penetration

1016
00:45:01,079 --> 00:45:04,079
okay

1017
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:17,079
okay tell me you've had to ask

1018
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:17,079
about histories in a med chart

1019
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:24,400
no what specifically what I was thinking

1020
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:27,040
of was um once many years ago on a

1021
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:29,680
treatment team call with like everybody

1022
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:32,880
so every therapist at the facility all

1023
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:35,040
of medical the head RA everybody

1024
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:38,040
everybody everybody is on this call oh

1025
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:41,040
no somebody got on and was

1026
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:43,920
like and mind you this is like before

1027
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,520
9:00 a.m like well before 9:00 a.m

1028
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,079
somebody got on and was like "Well there

1029
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,599
have been reports of digital

1030
00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:52,079
penetration." So I haven't had enough

1031
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:55,000
coffee for this [ __ ] yet like everybody

1032
00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:57,359
like immediately is messaging each other

1033
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:02,960
like does that mean what I think it

1034
00:45:57,359 --> 00:46:02,960
means i can't please help me like oh

1035
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:11,520
god well that's like and I know I've I

1036
00:46:09,839 --> 00:46:13,680
think I've told this story before but

1037
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,720
there was a we got a call from a

1038
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:18,560
hospital when I worked crisis in

1039
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:21,280
Nashville uh and they said that a man

1040
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:24,240
had removed their exact words were a

1041
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:27,119
chunk of his penis mhm mhm yeah the

1042
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:28,640
penis chunk

1043
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:31,800
i'm so sorry and we just got to be like

1044
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:34,240
how do we medically write this how do we

1045
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,560
professionally and clinically write this

1046
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:38,200
and one guy goes he removed his Oscar

1047
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:42,079
from his meer

1048
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:44,079
we like yep that is what we should put

1049
00:46:42,079 --> 00:46:45,200
in this medical chart to follow this

1050
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:48,319
client it's what we're going to report

1051
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,319
to Medicaid got

1052
00:46:49,319 --> 00:46:54,240
it i don't know the ICD10 code for

1053
00:46:54,839 --> 00:47:02,560
that woo yep so after she comes on his

1054
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,000
fingers and they go back to working on

1055
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,920
the project she's like "This can't

1056
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,319
happen again." And he's just like "Sure

1057
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,920
thing wink." And she's like "I don't

1058
00:47:08,319 --> 00:47:13,400
think he understands that I'm I mean

1059
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,920
that." And he's like "I do sure thing

1060
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:17,839
wink." Okay i'm really bad at winking

1061
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,680
for the record

1062
00:47:17,839 --> 00:47:21,760
you do turn your whole body when you

1063
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:24,400
wink it's because I'm bad at winking

1064
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,640
that I like when I'm like You do extra

1065
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,640
with

1066
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,720
it it's so much shoulder it really is a

1067
00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:35,599
whole shoulder with

1068
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:35,599
it it's like Pat

1069
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,359
Benitar i feel like I just tried to wink

1070
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,280
to not move my

1071
00:47:40,359 --> 00:47:46,920
shoulder it was worse you weren't

1072
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:51,200
successful the shoulder actually helps

1073
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:54,000
unfortunately damn it okay so Mason is

1074
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:57,280
late for hockey practice with the team

1075
00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:00,880
because of their library shenanigans

1076
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:03,200
good sir you're a collegiate athlete

1077
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:05,520
right like that's a serious And this is

1078
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,000
like your first week of practice yes

1079
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:11,040
like

1080
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,040
bro the [ __ ] ain't worth

1081
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:17,359
it and Mason would wholeheartedly

1082
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:21,880
disagree with me he was like "Nothing

1083
00:48:17,359 --> 00:48:23,640
matters as much as Leslie's [ __ ]

1084
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:28,079
explicitly."

1085
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:30,880
So after practice he gets back to his

1086
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:32,960
apartment and immediately Hugh Jackman's

1087
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,319
himself obviously yeah and he's like "I

1088
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:37,079
wish I could still smell her on my

1089
00:48:34,319 --> 00:48:39,920
fingers but I had hockey

1090
00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:42,880
practice so the smell dissipated over

1091
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:46,800
time you know." Put in your hockey glove

1092
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:50,200
bud just stick your nose in it oh I'm so

1093
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:53,280
sorry i'm so sorry i'm so

1094
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:56,400
sorry that's a different fetish there's

1095
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:59,640
not a lot that I often immediately

1096
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:03,839
regret but that was one that was really

1097
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:06,480
gross sorry so he then texts Leslie to

1098
00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:09,440
like make sure she like made it back to

1099
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:12,960
her dorm and he she's like "New phone

1100
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:14,880
who this like but she's legitimately

1101
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,800
like "How did you get my number?" And

1102
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,280
he's like "We're step siblings did you

1103
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,559
think it would be that hard to I asked

1104
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,800
your mom?"

1105
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:26,960
Yeah i asked our parents because we are

1106
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,079
related and they Yeah you know this

1107
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,760
whole like we were going to go to the

1108
00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:34,400
same university and I'm surprising you

1109
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:37,240
here thing they gave me your number yeah

1110
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:39,200
you know once again we we got to keep

1111
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:42,160
suspending i mean that's pretty

1112
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:44,160
believable that you'd be like "Hey I'm

1113
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,079
going to be at the university." I more

1114
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,319
meant that it the parents would be like

1115
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:50,280
"Yes this is a surprise that's not

1116
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:54,480
weird."

1117
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:56,400
Right makes sense yeah sure not like I'm

1118
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,760
going to visit her but like I'm

1119
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:03,280
transferring schools from Harvard right

1120
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:06,960
to TAB which just makes me think of the

1121
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:11,760
soda from the 80s

1122
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:13,359
great soda yeah yeah um I looked up Tab

1123
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,640
University and it seems like there's

1124
00:50:13,359 --> 00:50:18,319
like a TAB center at John's Hopkins so

1125
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:21,760
I'm like okay is that what this was

1126
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:23,520
loosely based on i'm not I'm not quite

1127
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:28,440
sure but like okay it's supposed to be

1128
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:31,119
like that genre right right of school

1129
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,960
um when he's texting Leslie though she

1130
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:34,960
like shuts it shuts it down and is like

1131
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,359
I wasn't lying earlier like this this

1132
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,119
can't happen again like this isn't okay

1133
00:50:37,359 --> 00:50:42,400
we are lab partners or whatever and

1134
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:45,760
nothing else yeah and he is not about

1135
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:47,960
that at all um and so then he goes and

1136
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:53,200
asks his roommate

1137
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:56,319
Matt for his plug and hookup for some

1138
00:50:53,200 --> 00:51:00,200
new drugs that are on the market vice

1139
00:50:56,319 --> 00:51:03,520
and Vixen vixen I think is the like

1140
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:07,640
aphrodesiac that it's like an MDMA

1141
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,640
ecstasy kind of thing or

1142
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:14,880
we're suspending all we Okay yeah vice

1143
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:18,160
and Vixen okay vice apparently you have

1144
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:22,480
no refractory period and can just go all

1145
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:26,559
night seems unhealthy but okay

1146
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:27,680
the balls have drained let them gross i

1147
00:51:26,559 --> 00:51:29,520
was going to say let them fill before

1148
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:32,000
you go again but I hated everything

1149
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,520
about going to go with let them rest but

1150
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,400
okay

1151
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:38,880
let them Well they would fill as they

1152
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,440
rested so technically speaking we're

1153
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,440
both right still correct i don't want us

1154
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:46,079
to be right here though it doesn't

1155
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:50,640
doesn't really feel good so yeah he asks

1156
00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:53,760
his roommate for the assist in getting

1157
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:56,319
some drugs um switch to Leslie's point

1158
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:58,160
of view after the library she had dance

1159
00:51:56,319 --> 00:52:01,599
and Emily the girl that had been on

1160
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Mason's lap is in the dance program and

1161
00:52:01,599 --> 00:52:07,319
just like peak ultimate mean girl

1162
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:12,079
decides to come up and start

1163
00:52:07,319 --> 00:52:16,000
[ __ ] and is just embarrassing Leslie in

1164
00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:17,920
front of everyone like just like oh you

1165
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,079
think he'd really be into you like what

1166
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:22,480
do you even have to like you're like why

1167
00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:25,440
are you walking up to this random you

1168
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:29,599
sat on his lap once

1169
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:34,160
What he's mine now yes like that level

1170
00:52:29,599 --> 00:52:36,960
of like Regina George mean girl

1171
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:39,520
you You sat on this man's lap once and

1172
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:42,880
you've never talked to this girl before

1173
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:44,520
this is wholeheartedly unnecessary

1174
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:48,480
yeah

1175
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:50,240
um so after that class like after the

1176
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:53,119
dance class when the girl was giving her

1177
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:54,880
[ __ ] about Mason was then when she got

1178
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:56,480
the text from Mason as well that was

1179
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,440
like checking in on her and she's just

1180
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:00,960
like "We're step siblings people like

1181
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,640
I'm really not doing this with you."

1182
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:06,440
Yeah this isn't This doesn't feel worth

1183
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:08,720
it mhm um and

1184
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:11,200
then while like when she gets back to

1185
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:13,839
her dorm there's a knock on her door and

1186
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,599
she like thinks it's Mason at first and

1187
00:53:13,839 --> 00:53:19,040
then when she opens it it's the creepy

1188
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:22,319
RA and it's like 400 p.m and he's three

1189
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:24,800
sheets to the wind yeah and so she's

1190
00:53:22,319 --> 00:53:27,359
like really uncomfortable and asks him

1191
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,880
to leave and he's like "Oh like what are

1192
00:53:27,359 --> 00:53:32,319
you going to do like stick your brother

1193
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:35,280
on me?" And she's like "I need you to

1194
00:53:32,319 --> 00:53:37,839
leave." Yeah and so he does but it's

1195
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:39,040
it's not great and doesn't feel good

1196
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:40,880
yeah and like she's just looking for

1197
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:43,280
some comfort and like FaceTimes her mom

1198
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:45,359
and like her mom and Paul are like in

1199
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,760
the kitchen cooking together and it's

1200
00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:50,480
just like a sweet moment and Paul asks

1201
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,160
if Mason has been helpful and she's like

1202
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,000
"Okay like this is the moment like if I

1203
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,400
like wanted to like tell if I wanted to

1204
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,079
like destroy Mason's world like Right

1205
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,720
this is the moment that I could tell our

1206
00:53:58,079 --> 00:54:04,800
parents and like [ __ ] his day up." Yeah

1207
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:08,720
and she doesn't obviously yeah what i

1208
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:10,559
was so surprised uh I think my notes

1209
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,440
technically say she decides not to

1210
00:54:10,559 --> 00:54:15,359
mention the finger

1211
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:18,160
[ __ ] I'll leave out the digital

1212
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:20,079
penetration in the library i don't think

1213
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,680
my parents need to know

1214
00:54:20,079 --> 00:54:25,040
about my stepbrother digitally

1215
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:26,960
penetrating me between the stacks

1216
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:29,040
yeah that feels like details we could

1217
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,800
leave out for them

1218
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:34,880
yes

1219
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:37,920
boundaries great great boundaries yeah

1220
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:42,119
that's one you don't need the detail on

1221
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:44,880
that no you really don't um so it is

1222
00:54:42,119 --> 00:54:47,920
Wednesday which is the day that Leslie

1223
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:50,640
will have class with Mason again and

1224
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,160
she's feeling a bit nervy about all of

1225
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,760
it and she runs into Lucy in the

1226
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,520
bathroom who's like clearly like "You

1227
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,680
good girl you need to talk?" Like "Yeah

1228
00:54:55,520 --> 00:55:00,240
I got a bottle of tequila in my room we

1229
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:04,079
can trade secrets i got some secrets."

1230
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:06,079
It does seem and I haven't looked uh for

1231
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:08,480
as out of pocket as this book is will I

1232
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:11,280
read other Joe Bunner books absolutely I

1233
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:13,520
will and it there's several that I'm

1234
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,440
like "Oh okay." There's like links of

1235
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,880
like spin-offs or potential spin-offs

1236
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,839
but I like didn't do a lot of research

1237
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:23,440
into what spin-offs already exist but it

1238
00:55:19,839 --> 00:55:26,240
very much seems like Lucy and the

1239
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:28,559
college hockey coach will have a

1240
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:30,559
spin-off book if they probably already

1241
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:33,920
do i haven't checked you know good for

1242
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:36,079
them can't wait to find it if it exists

1243
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,839
so we're we're doing an age gap trope

1244
00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:40,559
there I imagine

1245
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:43,040
i Well with how this one's going we we

1246
00:55:40,559 --> 00:55:45,599
go at least five tropes deep yeah so

1247
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,839
can't wait to see what will be added to

1248
00:55:45,599 --> 00:55:53,200
age gap

1249
00:55:47,839 --> 00:55:54,880
guardian okay trope yes um in class by

1250
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:58,280
the time Leslie gets there Mason is

1251
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:01,359
already there and so she goes and

1252
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:02,960
sits far away yeah and he grabs all of

1253
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:04,240
his stuff and gets up and goes to sit

1254
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,280
immediately next to her which I'm like

1255
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,280
Leslie how did you think that was going

1256
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,920
to go baby girl yeah

1257
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:11,200
this man is

1258
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:13,920
unhinged and and we literally read a

1259
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:17,440
book called Unhinged about a door that

1260
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:18,880
[ __ ] a h like and that somehow felt

1261
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,799
more believable than you thinking he

1262
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:23,520
wasn't going to follow you zeus showing

1263
00:56:20,799 --> 00:56:28,000
up felt more believable zeus [ __ ] a

1264
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:30,640
sacred tree and has a sensient door son

1265
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:35,040
and I was like "Yeah I can I can believe

1266
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:37,280
this more easily." Yes um so he hands

1267
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,720
her he has a coffee cup for her and

1268
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,559
she's like "What's this poison?" And

1269
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:42,720
he's like "It's a lavender oat milk

1270
00:56:40,559 --> 00:56:45,520
latte," which is her favorite and then

1271
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:50,839
he's like "I had to go to three shops to

1272
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:53,000
find it for you." So he has these sweet

1273
00:56:50,839 --> 00:56:55,520
moments that

1274
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:59,079
Yeah but it's like is going to three

1275
00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:03,200
shops for a latte

1276
00:56:59,079 --> 00:57:05,440
enough no not for me the answer is no

1277
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:07,280
the answer is no leslie's bar might be

1278
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,640
different than mine though and I can

1279
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:13,480
respect that for

1280
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:16,880
her i forgot what happened

1281
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:18,640
next so in class she's sitting there

1282
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,720
drinking her latte he's crowding her

1283
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:23,359
space like they are their chairs are

1284
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:26,880
right next to each other and he ends up

1285
00:57:23,359 --> 00:57:29,680
putting his hand up her shorts and like

1286
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:31,920
teasing her throughout the class to the

1287
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:36,520
point like she gets called on and his

1288
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:39,760
hand is still in her pants and no one

1289
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:42,160
notices no one has any idea that this is

1290
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:44,799
happening this entire time what kind of

1291
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:46,559
desks are these i have a lot of

1292
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:49,440
questions i was like "Okay so it's not

1293
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:53,440
like stadium seating." Yeah yeah yeah

1294
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:56,240
unless the fronts are all covered

1295
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:59,640
i've never had stadium seating like that

1296
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:02,319
no it's always been like open

1297
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:04,440
yeah so that was really the biggest

1298
00:58:02,319 --> 00:58:08,559
issue that I had with the whole scene

1299
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:13,760
was you're telling me he finger blasted

1300
00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:16,480
her in a college English class sure she

1301
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:18,400
got called on managed to answer a

1302
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:23,200
question while your hand was still in

1303
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:26,200
her pants and no one noticed the entire

1304
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,200
time

1305
00:58:27,079 --> 00:58:36,400
okay yeah sure why not Mace yeah

1306
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:38,960
absolutely uh she's right about to come

1307
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:41,359
as class is ending and he's like "Oh

1308
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:44,319
class is over." wipes his hand off and

1309
00:58:41,359 --> 00:58:47,119
is like "Don't come." Winks again "yes I

1310
00:58:44,319 --> 00:58:49,119
wink with my whole body i'm I'm learning

1311
00:58:47,119 --> 00:58:52,480
this about myself as I just winked at

1312
00:58:49,119 --> 00:58:54,240
you again." Oh [ __ ] learn something new

1313
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:57,880
every day

1314
00:58:54,240 --> 00:59:01,760
so switch to Mason's perspective

1315
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:03,920
now he absolutely drugged her latte i

1316
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:07,680
was going to say he put that in her

1317
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:10,160
latte which again I'm like "Okay so Oh

1318
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:12,160
no no no no Hannah it gets worse oh good

1319
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:14,599
good good before the semester started

1320
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:16,960
she said "Save your outrage." Save your

1321
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:19,440
outrage because before the semester

1322
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:22,799
started over the summer he bribed campus

1323
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,760
housing for her dorm number where he

1324
00:59:22,799 --> 00:59:28,880
then installed

1325
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:32,480
cameras so he's been watching her this

1326
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:34,480
whole time so let me guess she's now

1327
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,760
Nope nope i'm not going to you just tell

1328
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:40,319
me i'm just going to We're

1329
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:45,040
not Yeah so she immediately like goes

1330
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:48,160
back to her dorm and is a ball of need

1331
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:50,400
but like the drugs are like such a

1332
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:52,079
powerful aphrodesiac that like she's

1333
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,599
like "As soon as I put my hand in my

1334
00:59:52,079 --> 00:59:56,319
pants I orgasmmed and was left

1335
00:59:54,599 --> 00:59:59,280
unsatisfied." And one of those where

1336
00:59:56,319 --> 01:00:03,599
she's like "I've been masturbating for

1337
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:05,520
like an hour and just like my body still

1338
01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:08,160
kidnapped." That does not sound fun that

1339
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:12,480
sounds [ __ ] miserable like truly

1340
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:18,440
awful yes yeah so I'm like I don't think

1341
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:22,160
I need that drug no thank you um but

1342
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:23,760
also when Mason pulls up the cameras to

1343
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:26,880
like see if she like made it back to her

1344
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:28,640
dorm and like where she was at with the

1345
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:31,200
timeline of like when the drug should be

1346
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,720
the most potent and hitting he uh was

1347
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:36,160
like just looking back through footage

1348
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:38,799
and saw footage of the creepy RA and

1349
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:41,359
he's like what the [ __ ] like he like the

1350
01:00:38,799 --> 01:00:43,599
RA clearly left but also clearly made

1351
01:00:41,359 --> 01:00:44,720
her uncomfortable and so he's like looks

1352
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:46,640
like I'm going to need to have another

1353
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:50,599
conversation with him sort of energy

1354
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:53,680
yeah so then he takes off

1355
01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:55,839
to her room so after he's like "Okay

1356
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:58,000
she's been masturbating for a very long

1357
01:00:55,839 --> 01:01:00,960
time she's probably ready for me at this

1358
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,760
point tag me in coach." Like the book

1359
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:06,640
says she's crying because she's been

1360
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:11,119
going for hours and is still unsatisfied

1361
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:13,839
this is like an omega heat yes yes but

1362
01:01:11,119 --> 01:01:16,640
he did this to her like that is really

1363
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:18,119
without her consent yes and then watched

1364
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,640
her be

1365
01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:23,760
tortured like

1366
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:25,680
Well he shows up to help with you know

1367
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:30,559
how kind

1368
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:30,559
that's Mason for you such a giver

1369
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:36,720
um he ends up taking her

1370
01:01:34,119 --> 01:01:39,440
virginity which she's gladly offering

1371
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:42,319
him in this moment but like they [ __ ]

1372
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:46,319
all night really leaning into the whole

1373
01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:50,240
daddy thing like she's only can't call

1374
01:01:46,319 --> 01:01:53,240
him Mason he's only daddy in the bedroom

1375
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,240
okay

1376
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:00,400
and I know we've talked about it on here

1377
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,760
before but I always think of when I like

1378
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,680
looked at my husband and I was like

1379
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:06,400
"Would you want me to call you daddy in

1380
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:09,960
the bedroom?" And he goes "Could you say

1381
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,960
it with conviction?"

1382
01:02:10,079 --> 01:02:14,410
See I asked my husband that and he just

1383
01:02:12,559 --> 01:02:20,319
went "No."

1384
01:02:14,410 --> 01:02:22,640
[Laughter]

1385
01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:24,839
I feel like Vance is very much like I

1386
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,119
try anything once can you say it with

1387
01:02:24,839 --> 01:02:29,880
conviction i need I need the answer to

1388
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:33,359
that question before we can move

1389
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:36,400
on generally Matt's game to try whatever

1390
01:02:33,359 --> 01:02:38,720
ridiculous scheme wherever I happen to

1391
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:42,200
come up with anything but not that he

1392
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:45,520
was like I don't think so no

1393
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:49,680
I I've known you for a couple of years

1394
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:52,480
now mhm a few just a few

1395
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:55,200
there's not a bone in my body that can

1396
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:57,839
see you calling someone daddy and mean

1397
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:02,240
it that's more the issue I think than

1398
01:02:57,839 --> 01:03:04,040
Matt's energy it's me i'd be like "Sure

1399
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,640
daddy."

1400
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:08,720
Like

1401
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:12,079
like code for punk ass [ __ ] like that

1402
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,079
is how I would say

1403
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:19,799
[Laughter]

1404
01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:25,760
it but the issue that I have here is

1405
01:03:19,799 --> 01:03:29,839
that he's 18 they are the same age okay

1406
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:32,039
they are the same age

1407
01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:36,039
we've not established any kind of

1408
01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:40,319
anything in terms of like a consensual

1409
01:03:36,039 --> 01:03:43,119
BDSM even like top energy

1410
01:03:40,319 --> 01:03:46,319
there's been no conver real conversation

1411
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:48,319
at any point except her saying I don't

1412
01:03:46,319 --> 01:03:51,039
want to do this with you and him being

1413
01:03:48,319 --> 01:03:53,680
like got it

1414
01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:56,440
got it but what if I try a little harder

1415
01:03:53,680 --> 01:04:01,160
but what if I drug

1416
01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:01,160
you let me try again

1417
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:10,160
uh she crashes and then he like wakes

1418
01:04:07,839 --> 01:04:13,280
her up in the middle of the night and to

1419
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:16,160
be like what's your darkest fantasy and

1420
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:18,799
she's like being shared and he's like oh

1421
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:22,400
I don't he's like pick a different

1422
01:04:18,799 --> 01:04:24,720
darkest fantasy he's like oh really

1423
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,039
[ __ ] hell i'm a little too possessive

1424
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:30,240
for that one and she passes back out uh

1425
01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:32,640
the next morning when she wakes up and

1426
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:34,559
feels like she got hit by a semi and

1427
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,240
she's like "Oh my god why do I feel so

1428
01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:38,839
horrific?"

1429
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:41,280
To Mason's

1430
01:04:38,839 --> 01:04:44,640
credit he's like "Because I drugged

1431
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:46,559
you." Good yeah he just straight up owns

1432
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:48,160
it mhm

1433
01:04:46,559 --> 01:04:49,599
but like the the whole kind of

1434
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:51,319
conversation about it in the book is

1435
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:56,240
that

1436
01:04:51,319 --> 01:04:58,720
like the the vixen just helped get her

1437
01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:01,520
over the mental barrier to like get her

1438
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:07,200
there sure is like how it she really did

1439
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:10,319
want it the drug just enhanced the want

1440
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:15,200
the pleasure was already there yeah you

1441
01:05:10,319 --> 01:05:17,039
get it exactly okay um so when he

1442
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:19,680
confesses to putting the drugs in her

1443
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:22,240
coffee she's like "I need you to leave."

1444
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:23,839
And he's like "You want your daddy to

1445
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:27,039
leave?" And she's like "You're not my

1446
01:05:23,839 --> 01:05:30,319
daddy." Like

1447
01:05:27,039 --> 01:05:32,960
the daddy runs strong and I just not in

1448
01:05:30,319 --> 01:05:35,119
a book there are so many books that have

1449
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,280
daddy kings that I'm like "Yeah I can I

1450
01:05:35,119 --> 01:05:43,079
can get this." And this one I'm just

1451
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:43,079
like "No I'm sorry my nephew is 17

1452
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:49,599
what oh I didn't even think of it like

1453
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:52,079
that yes like my nephew's Oh God i don't

1454
01:05:49,599 --> 01:05:54,599
I guess he's a junior i'm like he'll be

1455
01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:59,200
a senior next year and I'm just like no

1456
01:05:54,599 --> 01:06:02,880
i Because I know a few 18year-olds not a

1457
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:06,400
lot but literally a few and they're all

1458
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:09,599
pretty tall and they're just all elbows

1459
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:12,240
and knees man like they are just all

1460
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:14,319
elbows and knees

1461
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:17,520
which is so funny cuz like I remember

1462
01:06:14,319 --> 01:06:20,559
like being 18 and being like they look

1463
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:25,039
so strong and I'm like I know they have

1464
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:26,559
[ __ ] string bean arms i'm like and I

1465
01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:29,119
married a man that they're like his

1466
01:06:26,559 --> 01:06:31,839
brute man strength showed up when he was

1467
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:33,680
in like middle school i once saw four

1468
01:06:31,839 --> 01:06:35,359
people try and take my husband down

1469
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:37,280
wrestling on a beach and he just walked

1470
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:40,799
them into the ocean i was just going to

1471
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:45,039
say he's huge like a guy came up to me

1472
01:06:40,799 --> 01:06:48,400
afterwards panting and he's like

1473
01:06:45,039 --> 01:06:51,440
Vance is real strong Chelsea

1474
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:52,960
yeah I know mhm

1475
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,960
mhm

1476
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:57,200
but like I feel like everyone else you

1477
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,119
look at at 18 and you're like it just

1478
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,520
the strength hasn't come in the way you

1479
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:05,039
think it has yet you haven't filled out

1480
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:07,359
the way that you have in your mind yes

1481
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:10,559
so much so god all right so it's now

1482
01:07:07,359 --> 01:07:13,760
been a week and Leslie is really

1483
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:15,280
struggling well yeah yes she's like "I

1484
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,440
[ __ ] my stepbrother." Not only did I

1485
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:21,119
[ __ ] my step brother I lost my virginity

1486
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:23,839
yep to my stepbrother

1487
01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:27,520
in a where like I kind of wanted it but

1488
01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:30,480
also like I didn't really like Yeah like

1489
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:32,880
I didn't really consent and so just the

1490
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:34,720
full mess that has come along with that

1491
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,760
and her stomach has been in knots she's

1492
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:40,079
not eating

1493
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:43,920
um in class or no she goes to the

1494
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:45,920
cafeteria that morning before class and

1495
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,720
Mason is sitting there with some friends

1496
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:51,359
and she just grabs like a banana and

1497
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:54,160
some toast and he's watching her and she

1498
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:57,160
like can like barely get the food down

1499
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,160
yeah

1500
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:03,839
dan and Mason text her and she's like

1501
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:05,599
it's like going to be like a don't sit

1502
01:08:03,839 --> 01:08:08,559
next to him sort of text but the text

1503
01:08:05,599 --> 01:08:10,160
just says are you eating like are you

1504
01:08:08,559 --> 01:08:11,839
okay

1505
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:16,640
like

1506
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:20,640
okay yeah and and she's she's clearly

1507
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:22,239
not right uh but also like also like her

1508
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,319
blood sugar is now low to the point

1509
01:08:22,239 --> 01:08:26,960
where she's like out of sorts where

1510
01:08:24,319 --> 01:08:29,120
she's like she doesn't realize class

1511
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,239
ended and she's just kind of still

1512
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,640
sitting there and like the professor

1513
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:35,359
walks up and is like are you okay and

1514
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:37,199
Mason is like standing there as well mhm

1515
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:40,480
she's like "I'm fine." Yeah and she like

1516
01:08:37,199 --> 01:08:43,199
tries to stand up gets dizzy immediately

1517
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:45,279
kind of falls over so like Mason like

1518
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:47,920
picks her up well and especially if

1519
01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:49,600
she's been dancing like if she's been

1520
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:53,199
going to dance practice like that and

1521
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:55,600
not eating like Yes so he ends up

1522
01:08:53,199 --> 01:08:58,719
carrying her across campus all the way

1523
01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:02,560
back to her dorm um not the infirmary

1524
01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:05,759
though not her dorm his dorm of course

1525
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:08,319
yeah yeah not the infirmary because he

1526
01:09:05,759 --> 01:09:10,080
lays her down to take a nap on his bed

1527
01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:11,440
and then he's like "Okay I'm going to

1528
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,960
make all of her favorite foods." cuz I

1529
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:14,640
handed her mom this summer to like find

1530
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:16,480
out what all of her favorite foods are

1531
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,560
but I don't have the supplies for all of

1532
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:19,839
them so he like orders groceries but

1533
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,440
then he like can't find the ice cream

1534
01:09:19,839 --> 01:09:23,839
she wants so he like orders groceries

1535
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:26,080
from three different grocery stores to

1536
01:09:23,839 --> 01:09:28,880
get everything and then I guess like her

1537
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:33,040
favorite meal is like blackened chicken

1538
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:36,319
fetuccini alfredo okay he like [ __ ] it

1539
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:39,040
up and like Yeah destroys the chicken

1540
01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:41,359
like twi like has to make it three times

1541
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:44,239
and it's like

1542
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:46,239
it's a pure moment of actually seeing

1543
01:09:44,239 --> 01:09:48,759
you're like oh maybe this is the first

1544
01:09:46,239 --> 01:09:53,759
time you've actually done anything for

1545
01:09:48,759 --> 01:09:57,800
her look at us go we call this growth

1546
01:09:53,759 --> 01:09:57,800
so generous of you

1547
01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:03,040
they end up having a pretty good

1548
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:05,360
heart-to-heart conversation uh she asks

1549
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:07,280
him if the nude pics over the summer

1550
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:09,040
like if that prank was his idea and he's

1551
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:10,480
like "It wasn't." In fact I like broke

1552
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,679
up with Piffany that day and I literally

1553
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:14,560
haven't been talking to her since i've

1554
01:10:11,679 --> 01:10:17,480
made everyone delete the photos um she

1555
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:20,400
tells him a little bit about her dad i

1556
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:22,239
guess her and her mom were the side

1557
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:24,480
family so she just like thought that

1558
01:10:22,239 --> 01:10:26,880
like her dad was always away on business

1559
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:29,199
and had this super important job and

1560
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:32,000
then found out that like oh no he has a

1561
01:10:29,199 --> 01:10:35,040
wife and a full other family and when it

1562
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:37,840
all came out like chose his wife and

1563
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:39,600
family yeah um and so I think that's

1564
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,000
also where like Leslie's been frustrated

1565
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,600
with Mason where he's like made a couple

1566
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,120
digs about like her mom being a gold

1567
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:47,760
digger or things like that and she's

1568
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:49,760
like my mom deserves all of the

1569
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:51,600
happiness in the world right quite

1570
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:53,760
frankly so does your dad like after the

1571
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:55,840
way y'all lost your mom so like [ __ ] you

1572
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:57,760
like let them be happy like why are why

1573
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,320
are we [ __ ] on other people's joy

1574
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:03,600
like but then Mason is like I'll kill

1575
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:06,880
your dad for you okay well and she's

1576
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:09,520
like "You don't need to hurt anyone for

1577
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:12,159
me." And he's like "But I no I'll do it

1578
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:16,080
for you." And she's like "If you hurt

1579
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:18,640
anyone for me I'm done." Like that's not

1580
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:23,159
right this is a hard line buddy simmer

1581
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:26,880
down you grew up in the BBS and drive a

1582
01:11:23,159 --> 01:11:29,440
Tesla how are you killing the Like what

1583
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:32,920
is You're not a mobster like what is

1584
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:32,920
your plan here

1585
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:38,560
so I'll figure it out when I get there

1586
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:39,760
right well and then he asks if she's

1587
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:41,199
ready for ice cream she's like "I'm

1588
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,640
full." And he's like "Okay then it's

1589
01:11:41,199 --> 01:11:44,239
time for your punishment." And she said

1590
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:46,960
"My punishment?" He's like "For not

1591
01:11:44,239 --> 01:11:50,960
taking care of yourself stop and bend

1592
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:53,840
over like a good girl." So then he's

1593
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:57,120
spanking her gets the ice cream there's

1594
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:59,360
some food play sure

1595
01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:02,719
too sticky

1596
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:06,560
yes correct no do not put ice cream in

1597
01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:09,239
an orifice oh no no chocolate syrup no

1598
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:12,800
no whipped cream aanu

1599
01:12:09,239 --> 01:12:15,120
i food play is not something that is

1600
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,679
appealing at all just sounds like a

1601
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:19,600
yeast

1602
01:12:16,679 --> 01:12:21,920
infection sorry

1603
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:24,719
unless you're leaving a trail of Cheetos

1604
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,800
for me and I don't think that's going to

1605
01:12:24,719 --> 01:12:29,800
have the sexual appeal you're looking

1606
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,800
for

1607
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:39,239
unless you are leaving jalapeno cheddar

1608
01:12:34,719 --> 01:12:39,239
Cheetos like rose petals

1609
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:44,159
i can [ __ ] with that i know you can i

1610
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,280
can work with that yeah but I feel like

1611
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:51,400
most people aren't trying to use Cheetos

1612
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:54,920
for seduction and that's their laws for

1613
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:57,440
real oh my god

1614
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,280
oh listen you can still lick the cheese

1615
01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:02,159
powder up if you need something to lick

1616
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:04,480
better than a sticky chocolate syrup all

1617
01:13:02,159 --> 01:13:04,480
I'm

1618
01:13:04,679 --> 01:13:09,120
saying condiments have no place in the

1619
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:12,320
bedroom

1620
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:17,199
have you watched American Auto

1621
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:19,280
no wait is that is that a sitcom yes

1622
01:13:17,199 --> 01:13:21,600
peacock yes i think I started the first

1623
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:23,199
episode and I might have had had an

1624
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,960
edible and I fell asleep and didn't

1625
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:28,000
finish it should I finish it should I go

1626
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:30,719
back i I very much enjoy it but there's

1627
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:34,000
an episode where they get hacked but

1628
01:13:30,719 --> 01:13:36,239
they really only get the CEO's stuff and

1629
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:38,000
she and her husband had been in like

1630
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:40,239
couples therapy or something and they

1631
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:42,120
had been trying to like spice up their

1632
01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:45,960
sex

1633
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:49,520
life and the hacker puts up a photo of

1634
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:51,120
her clearly masturbating and vaping in

1635
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:53,360
the middle of a meeting and there's like

1636
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:55,679
the corporate attorney behind them and

1637
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:57,760
so she's on the phone with her husband

1638
01:13:55,679 --> 01:13:59,679
telling him that like all their pictures

1639
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:01,840
got hacked and everything and the

1640
01:13:59,679 --> 01:14:04,159
husband is like "Even the mustard." And

1641
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:07,120
she's like "Even the mustard Herald or

1642
01:14:04,159 --> 01:14:07,120
whatever the fucker's name

1643
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:13,520
is." Mustard it's like "Even the

1644
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:17,199
mustard." And then she's like in tears

1645
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:20,760
and she's like "Mustard stains skin did

1646
01:14:17,199 --> 01:14:20,760
you know that?"

1647
01:14:22,239 --> 01:14:27,199
I highly recommend that show it's very

1648
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:30,800
out of pocket

1649
01:14:27,199 --> 01:14:35,199
i'll have to circle back

1650
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:38,880
but the mustard oh my god okay so the

1651
01:14:35,199 --> 01:14:41,120
food play is happening right and she's

1652
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:45,600
also enjoying it but having a hard time

1653
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:47,520
reconciling that she's enjoying it yeah

1654
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:49,520
and he tells her that she's his and

1655
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:51,960
he'll wait as long as needed for her to

1656
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:55,199
understand that

1657
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:59,760
um yeah like just like a you will you

1658
01:14:55,199 --> 01:15:01,840
are mine and however long like like it's

1659
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:04,480
a little Stockholm syndromey but like

1660
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:07,360
they Yeah they aren't in the same like

1661
01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:09,600
they she has her own dorm they they

1662
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,360
don't live together yeah she can leave

1663
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,719
of her own valition but apparently she

1664
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,640
can't because he then like tells her

1665
01:15:12,719 --> 01:15:18,080
that she's like staying at his place for

1666
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:20,600
the weekend okay

1667
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:26,600
and then they just like [ __ ] all

1668
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:30,560
weekend lots of orgasms sure yeah

1669
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:32,719
uh he ends up dropping her at her place

1670
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:35,960
and as she's going inside after this

1671
01:15:32,719 --> 01:15:38,080
like sex weekend yeah wonderful

1672
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:40,320
reconciliation sex weekend where he

1673
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:42,000
thinks everything is going great uh when

1674
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:44,159
she's walking down the hall she sees the

1675
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:46,239
RA and she's like "Oh hey Chris." And

1676
01:15:44,159 --> 01:15:49,280
then he like looks up and he's like

1677
01:15:46,239 --> 01:15:50,960
covered in bruises and she's like what

1678
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,400
happened seriously yeah well and she's

1679
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:55,120
like "Oh my god what happened?" And he's

1680
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:57,440
like "Stay the [ __ ] away from me like

1681
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:59,199
your stepbrother did this he was pissed

1682
01:15:57,440 --> 01:16:01,360
that you and I almost hooked up." She's

1683
01:15:59,199 --> 01:16:04,159
like "We didn't almost hook up." She's

1684
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:05,360
like "When was that?" Yeah

1685
01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:06,880
you mean the night that you wouldn't

1686
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,560
leave my dorm room when I asked you to

1687
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:10,560
leave cuz you made me feel uncomfortable

1688
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:13,120
we have different memories of how that

1689
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:14,960
night went your definition of hooking up

1690
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:17,640
and my definition of hooking up are

1691
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:20,000
different yes and

1692
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:21,520
so she like he's like "I need you to get

1693
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,679
the [ __ ] away from me i don't want him

1694
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:26,320
like coming after me again." So when as

1695
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:28,000
she's like gets back into her dorm she's

1696
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:30,880
sitting there and she's like "How would

1697
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,679
he have known about that?" Like I didn't

1698
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:36,640
tell him about Chris yeah i didn't tell

1699
01:16:33,679 --> 01:16:38,239
anyone that Chris showed up at my dorm

1700
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,840
how would he have known he would have

1701
01:16:38,239 --> 01:16:41,360
had to have seen it how would he have

1702
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:43,280
seen it and so then she starts looking

1703
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,719
around her room and is like "Holy fuck."

1704
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,679
And like found the first camera then

1705
01:16:44,719 --> 01:16:47,679
she's like "If there's one there's

1706
01:16:45,679 --> 01:16:51,280
more." So she spends the next hour and

1707
01:16:47,679 --> 01:16:52,960
finds like five other cam how big is

1708
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:55,360
this dorm room i had some I was like

1709
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:58,400
"How many different angles do you need?"

1710
01:16:55,360 --> 01:17:01,520
Like also most dorms are not uniquely

1711
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:03,880
shaped like No it's pretty much a box

1712
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:06,640
yes

1713
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:08,480
so Mason calls her and she doesn't

1714
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:10,480
answer and it sends it to voicemail and

1715
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:12,159
he keeps calling her and she's not

1716
01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:13,679
answering and she just like gets in the

1717
01:17:12,159 --> 01:17:15,120
bed under the covers because she's like

1718
01:17:13,679 --> 01:17:17,440
there might be other cameras and I don't

1719
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:20,880
want him to see so I'm going to hide

1720
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:24,239
under my covers to cry yes the makings

1721
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:27,040
of a healthy relationship um then she

1722
01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:29,040
hears her door unlock good because Mason

1723
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:31,280
apparently has a [ __ ] key of course

1724
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:35,760
he does why wouldn't he have a key he's

1725
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:38,960
an 18-year-old alpha sex god

1726
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:42,159
mhm sure he'll kill her dad and get a

1727
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:45,760
key to her dorm what like good sir kill

1728
01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:45,760
her dad and get a key to

1729
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:52,040
her oh he wants to know why she's not

1730
01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:55,840
answering and she's

1731
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:58,880
like because of the cameras like this is

1732
01:17:55,840 --> 01:18:00,880
why I'm not answering like

1733
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:02,719
like I'm real done with you dude i'm not

1734
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:04,360
answering due to the stepbrotherness of

1735
01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:06,960
it all

1736
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:09,280
like there's there's a couple reasons

1737
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:11,120
that I'm I'm not really answering and

1738
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:14,159
she's like I can't be with someone who

1739
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:17,600
lies like I said if you hurt anyone I'm

1740
01:18:14,159 --> 01:18:22,159
I'm out and then you didn't tell me

1741
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:23,679
you'd already hurt someone like not cool

1742
01:18:22,159 --> 01:18:25,679
and she's like I I can't be with someone

1743
01:18:23,679 --> 01:18:27,280
who would lie to me and he's not having

1744
01:18:25,679 --> 01:18:28,800
it but is eventually like and you'd

1745
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:30,960
really hate me if I like didn't give you

1746
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,880
a choice

1747
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:35,520
so now we're giving her choices that's

1748
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:38,000
cool well good and then he goes "Then I

1749
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:39,480
guess it's goodbye." And she goes

1750
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:42,719
"Goodbye

1751
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:42,719
daddy." I'm

1752
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:54,800
serious it's fine it's fine everything's

1753
01:18:55,000 --> 01:19:00,400
fine so then I don't know it's maybe

1754
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:02,800
another week who the [ __ ] cares leslie

1755
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:04,880
goes to ask her professor if she can

1756
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:07,040
change partners for the project cuz

1757
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:08,320
she's like I this ain't going to fly

1758
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,640
yeah I can't do this and the professor

1759
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:14,400
is

1760
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:15,920
like no you got to like part of group

1761
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,920
projects is learning to work with

1762
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:21,600
different personal like sort of like

1763
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:24,320
okay fine so like you don't understand

1764
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:28,000
this man's stalking me and he drugged my

1765
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:31,280
latte and this isn't and our parents are

1766
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:33,520
married this isn't a different like

1767
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:37,840
different personalities issue he wasn't

1768
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:41,520
supposed to go here this is unsafe like

1769
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:43,440
he he offered to murder my dad like he

1770
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:45,520
got a key to my dorm he put [ __ ]

1771
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:47,840
cameras in my dormer he made me call him

1772
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:49,480
daddy i don't But I kind of like that

1773
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:52,080
part that's also

1774
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:53,080
conflicting there was ice cream i can't

1775
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,960
I don't

1776
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:58,719
know there was ice

1777
01:19:55,960 --> 01:20:02,040
cream yes just imagine telling your

1778
01:19:58,719 --> 01:20:04,480
college professor there was ice

1779
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:06,640
cream so Leslie ends up reaching out to

1780
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:08,000
Mason and is like "We need to to work on

1781
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:10,159
the group project." And he's like "Okay

1782
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:12,080
fine come over to my apartment." And

1783
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:15,280
when she gets there he's looking pretty

1784
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:17,760
beat up and he's like he he says he has

1785
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:20,760
a rough day at practice cuz someone said

1786
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:25,199
something he didn't like like alludes to

1787
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:26,800
like defending her honor and asks if she

1788
01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:29,440
can grab the ice out of the fridge and

1789
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:32,400
she's very happy to help move this ice

1790
01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:35,280
over his body to the different affected

1791
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:39,560
areas you know

1792
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:42,000
uh he asks how she's been and then very

1793
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:44,400
quickly somehow she ends up pinned to

1794
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:47,600
the couch getting spanked obviously yeah

1795
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:51,120
do I I read it like three times and I

1796
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:55,080
was like we this was like six sentences

1797
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:58,080
how did we do that yes

1798
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:58,080
like

1799
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:03,840
she really is reconciling that she does

1800
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:05,120
enjoy this which is you know the

1801
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,760
difficult part of this book because

1802
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:09,440
you're like "This is so unhealthy at

1803
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:11,360
every level." Well I'm like "You can be

1804
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:12,880
into that honey." But like maybe with

1805
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:16,239
somebody who knows what they're doing

1806
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:19,199
and and thinks your consent matters yeah

1807
01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:22,080
someone who's actually safe

1808
01:21:19,199 --> 01:21:23,600
yeah someone who you know when they ask

1809
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:26,719
if you've eaten and if you're taking

1810
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:28,640
care of yourself they care about you

1811
01:21:26,719 --> 01:21:31,520
like they're supporting you i mean he

1812
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:33,000
made her the black and chicken Alfredo

1813
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:35,760
yeah

1814
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:38,080
we're That was the the the first moment

1815
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:39,840
right we're trying so hard we really are

1816
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:42,960
trying so hard Mason well so switch to

1817
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:45,360
Mason's point of view he has been just

1818
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:46,960
like waiting for her to reach out and

1819
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:49,360
come back to him and he's like "She

1820
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:51,600
needs time she's mine

1821
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:53,120
if I she'll get I'm patient and yeah

1822
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:55,280
play my cards right she'll she'll get

1823
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:57,040
there she'll come back to me and so then

1824
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:59,199
it says that he asked his roommate to

1825
01:21:57,040 --> 01:22:01,679
rough him up to look a little extra

1826
01:21:59,199 --> 01:22:04,560
pathetic

1827
01:22:01,679 --> 01:22:07,560
damn it Mason we were rooting for you i

1828
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,560
wasn't

1829
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:13,440
sorry you know that's probably the more

1830
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:15,520
accurate response um I don't know why

1831
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:17,760
I'm surprised by that turn of events

1832
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:20,080
well and all right the level of delusion

1833
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:22,159
here Hannah the quote she has to learn

1834
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:26,679
how to forgive me for doing [ __ ] up

1835
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:26,679
things in the name of her happiness

1836
01:22:27,199 --> 01:22:30,800
no you can't just kill her

1837
01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:40,400
dad you can't just murder

1838
01:22:37,159 --> 01:22:43,280
people yeah so then he like he keeps

1839
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:45,840
spanking her and then she's saying she's

1840
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:47,920
sorry to daddy for pushing him away and

1841
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:50,239
I'm like once again it escalated like we

1842
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:51,440
switched so quickly and then she's

1843
01:22:50,239 --> 01:22:53,360
telling him what happened to goodbye

1844
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:55,679
daddy go back to that yeah go back to

1845
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:57,840
goodbye daddy it's fine well so then she

1846
01:22:55,679 --> 01:23:00,800
tells him that like she's scared they

1847
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:03,760
won't be accepted and he's like I I

1848
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:05,760
think you need a distraction so then he

1849
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:07,440
has her sucking him off which I'm like

1850
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:10,400
that's not going to fix the underlying

1851
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:12,560
issue that your step siblings like no

1852
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:14,719
amount of [ __ ] changes that your

1853
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:18,840
parents have a legally binding agreement

1854
01:23:14,719 --> 01:23:18,840
that's filed with the court system

1855
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:25,600
have you considered that my dick is the

1856
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:27,760
best distraction that there is have you

1857
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:29,120
inspected it closely you should do that

1858
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:32,560
now don't you understand i'm an

1859
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:36,719
18-year-old alpha sex god

1860
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:39,760
my dick is the pope he will bestow all

1861
01:23:36,719 --> 01:23:41,250
of the blessings upon you kiss the ring

1862
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:44,080
babe

1863
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:46,000
[Laughter]

1864
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:49,440
so after she's sucking him off he tells

1865
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:52,480
her to get on the couch face down ass up

1866
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:55,440
and then Emory walks in their front door

1867
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:58,800
because he's a roommate and Mason's like

1868
01:23:55,440 --> 01:24:02,159
"Just like I planned i'm giving her her

1869
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:02,159
deepest darkest

1870
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:12,719
fantasy so then he has her sit on his

1871
01:24:07,159 --> 01:24:12,719
dick while he while she sucks Emory

1872
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:17,760
off emory finishes on her tits i don't

1873
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:20,960
know it went from 6:00 to midnight she

1874
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:20,960
was literally a virgin last

1875
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:26,080
week

1876
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:28,480
like what the [ __ ]

1877
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:30,639
mason ends up after the sex shenanigans

1878
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:32,239
takes her to the shower washes her off

1879
01:24:30,639 --> 01:24:33,440
but he like locks the door to the

1880
01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:34,560
bathroom and she's like "No you don't

1881
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:36,800
want people to see me." And he's like

1882
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:38,639
"Just to be very clear that was a

1883
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:41,040
one-time thing." Like the one and only

1884
01:24:38,639 --> 01:24:45,199
time you will ever see another man's

1885
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:47,440
dick it's giving Wolf Hotel

1886
01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:49,920
we should review Wolf Hotel you hate it

1887
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:52,639
so much i'll outline it i know how much

1888
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:54,960
you hate it i'll outline it should we do

1889
01:24:52,639 --> 01:24:56,960
all Well there's five cuz they did the

1890
01:24:54,960 --> 01:25:01,360
initial four box set then they released

1891
01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:03,320
a third a fifth one oh my god that was

1892
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:05,960
not needed

1893
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:08,639
respectfully Ka

1894
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,920
Tucker I was good with the box set you

1895
01:25:08,639 --> 01:25:13,080
were not good with the box set you were

1896
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:15,000
good with none of it i was going to

1897
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:18,320
say

1898
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:21,440
so yeah they end up talking in the

1899
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:24,880
shower he confesses his love for her and

1900
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:27,920
she's like "I don't forgive you for

1901
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:31,920
everything that you've done i enjoy the

1902
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:34,400
sex you are very hot and like I don't

1903
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:36,719
forgive you." And he goes "I know i'm

1904
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:38,159
not sorry for keeping you safe but I am

1905
01:25:36,719 --> 01:25:40,239
sorry for making you feel like your

1906
01:25:38,159 --> 01:25:42,080
feelings don't matter nothing matters

1907
01:25:40,239 --> 01:25:45,600
more."

1908
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:48,239
What that's clearly untrue bud like your

1909
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:50,639
Yeah your actions really don't align

1910
01:25:48,239 --> 01:25:53,920
with that yeah the show is not matching

1911
01:25:50,639 --> 01:25:57,600
the tell my guy no um Leslie ends up

1912
01:25:53,920 --> 01:26:00,320
having a girls night with Lucy and they

1913
01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:03,440
go hard on the bottle of tequila we

1914
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:05,719
learn a little bit more about Lucy's

1915
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:11,400
whole situation where I guess her

1916
01:26:05,719 --> 01:26:14,320
parents passed away her father was the

1917
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:16,400
coach's the hockey coach's mentor and

1918
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:20,639
when she when the parents passed away

1919
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:23,120
they made him the guardian oh

1920
01:26:20,639 --> 01:26:26,120
yeah so that seems to be whatever

1921
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:29,000
spin-off will be happening is that that

1922
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:32,159
trope situation

1923
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:34,600
um but also as Leslie's like confessing

1924
01:26:32,159 --> 01:26:37,679
to Lucy she's like "He's my my

1925
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:40,040
stepbrother." Lucy's like seem fine and

1926
01:26:37,679 --> 01:26:42,400
clueless i don't

1927
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:44,080
know yes when Paul Red is your step

1928
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:46,360
brother i was going to say when Paul

1929
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:48,639
reads your stepbrother it doesn't

1930
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:50,159
count and I feel like Mason would say

1931
01:26:48,639 --> 01:26:52,960
when your stepbrother's an 18-year-old

1932
01:26:50,159 --> 01:26:56,400
alpha sex god it doesn't count either

1933
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:58,920
it's fine um and Lucy kind of asked

1934
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:02,320
she's like "So are these

1935
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:05,760
hurdles with you and Mason are they deal

1936
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:08,719
breakers or are they just hurdles?" Yeah

1937
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:10,480
and like Leslie like is like you know

1938
01:27:08,719 --> 01:27:13,920
they're they're just hurdles like

1939
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:18,960
they're not deal breakers i do love him

1940
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:21,679
too okay yeah yeah um so then Mason

1941
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:23,719
shows up sure just to because he missed

1942
01:27:21,679 --> 01:27:26,960
her and they

1943
01:27:23,719 --> 01:27:30,080
are five sheets to the wind they are

1944
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:33,520
fully fully plastered yeah and so he

1945
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:36,080
ends up taking like Lucy stays in uh

1946
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:38,880
Leslie's dorm for the night and he takes

1947
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:41,440
Leslie back to his place and she pukes

1948
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:43,280
several times on the like and he just

1949
01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:47,360
does nothing but take care of her and

1950
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:50,320
rub her back and get her ibuprofen and

1951
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:54,000
electrolytes and

1952
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:56,719
is is kind and sweet and does what you

1953
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:00,440
would want a stepbrother boyfriend to do

1954
01:27:56,719 --> 01:28:03,360
for you step brother

1955
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:04,960
um and the next morning she's hung over

1956
01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:07,920
but they they have a little bit of a a

1957
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:10,320
heartto-he heart again before she goes

1958
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:14,159
back to her dorm um she's agreed to go

1959
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:15,360
to his practice later okay which I don't

1960
01:28:14,159 --> 01:28:17,040
I think it's the first time she's like

1961
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:20,000
going to one of his practices so he's

1962
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:21,679
excited about that um and but he's also

1963
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,199
like "If I didn't think that she was

1964
01:28:21,679 --> 01:28:27,480
like so close to confessing her love for

1965
01:28:23,199 --> 01:28:31,280
me I wouldn't have even let her leave my

1966
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:34,719
apartment." What like sir that's not how

1967
01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:37,840
relation No stop that's not how any of

1968
01:28:34,719 --> 01:28:40,000
it works it's not how it should work but

1969
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:43,800
apparently it is how it works for Leslie

1970
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:47,440
as well okay um so at hockey

1971
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:49,199
practice Leslie is late and he's getting

1972
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:51,120
like more and more frustrated that she

1973
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:54,000
hasn't shown up yet and then suddenly he

1974
01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:55,360
sees Emily the girl that had randomly

1975
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,120
been on his lap and she's like wearing

1976
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:59,280
his jersey and like walking down like

1977
01:28:57,120 --> 01:29:00,560
trying to say hi to him and like "Hi

1978
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,719
baby." And like tries to like touch him

1979
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:04,920
and he like grabs her like wrist to stop

1980
01:29:02,719 --> 01:29:07,440
her from touching

1981
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:10,120
him and she is straight up like what are

1982
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:12,960
you even seeing Leslie and like what

1983
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:15,760
like girl you have had like two

1984
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:17,120
conversations with this man to be fair

1985
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:20,840
it sounds like he's only had five

1986
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:20,840
conversations with Leslie

1987
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:25,120
but you've only had like two

1988
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:27,679
conversations with it like we're going

1989
01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:31,440
real hard right now where is this

1990
01:29:27,679 --> 01:29:34,480
delusion coming from yeah um and so then

1991
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:37,520
as that's happening Leslie starts to she

1992
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:39,920
gets there and is walking down and is

1993
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:41,600
like "Hey Emily like I know you and I

1994
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:45,280
are never going to be best friends but

1995
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:47,600
like we can be civil but part of that

1996
01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:48,880
like you need to stop harassing my" and

1997
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:51,199
then like catches herself and she's like

1998
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:53,040
"You need to stop harassing Mason." And

1999
01:29:51,199 --> 01:29:55,600
like Mason's a little sad because he was

2000
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:57,920
hoping that she was going to like

2001
01:29:55,600 --> 01:30:00,880
claim him claim him and my boyfriend

2002
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:03,440
whatever and Emily chooses violence

2003
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:05,560
again once again why she feels this

2004
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:09,679
strongly about Mason is beyond

2005
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:12,280
me but her response to Leslie is "Who

2006
01:30:09,679 --> 01:30:16,960
you calling a harasser you brother

2007
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:20,920
fucker?" Good yes

2008
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:22,600
what way to deescalate the situation

2009
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:25,520
Emily

2010
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:27,520
oh and Mason just like immediately looks

2011
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:32,080
at Leslie and is like "Are you okay?"

2012
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:34,280
And she's like "No like I'm not having a

2013
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:36,560
good time." Yeah

2014
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:38,480
which correct answer i don't know if

2015
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,920
anyone is okay in that moment and so

2016
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:41,679
then Mason tries to like start

2017
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:44,639
intervening and is like starting to like

2018
01:30:41,679 --> 01:30:47,199
lay in to Emily and then Leslie has a

2019
01:30:44,639 --> 01:30:50,440
moment and she's like "No I've got this

2020
01:30:47,199 --> 01:30:52,040
like I can stand up for

2021
01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:55,480
myself."

2022
01:30:52,040 --> 01:31:00,159
Okay fine it's the whole like female

2023
01:30:55,480 --> 01:31:02,480
empowerment like monologue cat fight

2024
01:31:00,159 --> 01:31:05,120
whatever my exact notes say female

2025
01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:07,040
empowerment monologue ending with "Yes

2026
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:09,199
he's my stepbrother." And maybe that

2027
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:13,520
makes me a stepbrother [ __ ] but you

2028
01:31:09,199 --> 01:31:13,520
know what i don't step brother [ __ ]

2029
01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:19,360
care so she publicly announces her love

2030
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:21,679
for him and then he takes off his jersey

2031
01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:23,920
and he's like "Butterfly you better

2032
01:31:21,679 --> 01:31:25,520
always be wearing my number and my name

2033
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:27,600
when you're in this building." And then

2034
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:30,239
he picks her up and carries her back to

2035
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:34,000
the locker room sure because daddy needs

2036
01:31:30,239 --> 01:31:37,120
a little time with her [ __ ]

2037
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:38,800
sure yeah good they're [ __ ] He pulls

2038
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:41,280
out because he tells her he has a little

2039
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:43,400
treat in store because also he brought

2040
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:45,679
supplies for

2041
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:48,000
anal like he brought like an extra I'm

2042
01:31:45,679 --> 01:31:52,159
like she lost her virginity like 10 days

2043
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:54,719
ago good sir you have like a vibrator in

2044
01:31:52,159 --> 01:31:57,679
your hockey bag just in case this

2045
01:31:54,719 --> 01:32:01,600
happened he also not only has supplies

2046
01:31:57,679 --> 01:32:01,600
for anal he has an engagement

2047
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:07,600
ring and so he's like withholding her

2048
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:09,679
orgasm and she's like "Please daddy like

2049
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:11,600
let me come." As he's now in her ass

2050
01:32:09,679 --> 01:32:13,360
when once again she was a virgin you'll

2051
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:15,679
marry me and I'll let you come is that

2052
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:18,480
where we're going like please daddy let

2053
01:32:15,679 --> 01:32:20,719
me come what will you give daddy

2054
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:24,159
anything and then he pushes him balls

2055
01:32:20,719 --> 01:32:26,719
deep as he grabs the ring box she

2056
01:32:24,159 --> 01:32:28,960
screams as she orgasms "Yes I'll marry

2057
01:32:26,719 --> 01:32:32,679
you." And then he said "Daddy's going to

2058
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:37,600
fill his wife's little ass up with his

2059
01:32:32,679 --> 01:32:39,520
cum." Yeah so that happened right okay

2060
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:41,280
and then the team the team is banging on

2061
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:42,639
the locker room doors they're on a

2062
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:45,679
They're They need to get back in there

2063
01:32:42,639 --> 01:32:47,840
as well i need my water bottle yes jesus

2064
01:32:45,679 --> 01:32:53,040
damn it Mason we've talked about this

2065
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:54,639
have to pee oh my god well and so Mason

2066
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:58,320
like goes to unlock the door and the

2067
01:32:54,639 --> 01:32:59,920
team comes in and the coach is like "Get

2068
01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:01,840
your girlfriend out of here bro." And

2069
01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:03,840
he's like "That's my fiance and keep

2070
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:06,800
your eyes to yourself." And the coach is

2071
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:10,159
like "You're a [ __ ] idiot." Like

2072
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:12,800
literally dude like you banged her in

2073
01:33:10,159 --> 01:33:15,360
the locker room bud we all know what she

2074
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:18,480
sounds like when she comes that was also

2075
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:21,560
how you proposed get her out you're 18

2076
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:26,000
and you've been in college for a month

2077
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:28,000
i also I'm like with what job so daddy's

2078
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:31,480
credit card like how the [ __ ] did you

2079
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,480
buy this ring

2080
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:40,400
so have you seen the show St dennis

2081
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:42,880
Medical yes i love St dennis Medical

2082
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:47,280
have you seen the episode where the guy

2083
01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:49,199
puts the engagement ring on his penis

2084
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:52,440
because that's all I'm thinking about

2085
01:33:49,199 --> 01:33:52,440
right now

2086
01:33:53,679 --> 01:33:58,880
that was a very funny episode very good

2087
01:33:56,400 --> 01:34:00,800
yes my favorite is the poor sweet very

2088
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:03,040
young nurse who's trying to be very

2089
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:04,639
professional and he asks for the doctor

2090
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:07,400
to come in and help and the doctor comes

2091
01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:13,080
in and is like "Oh my

2092
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:13,080
god." Is that your [ __ ] dick dude

2093
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:18,159
and honestly though that's the mark of

2094
01:34:16,639 --> 01:34:19,679
someone who's new in the field and

2095
01:34:18,159 --> 01:34:21,840
someone who's been around for a while

2096
01:34:19,679 --> 01:34:23,440
because you're like "We don't need to

2097
01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:26,400
pretend to be professional in a

2098
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:28,400
situation when this is [ __ ]

2099
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:30,080
there's the circulation to your dick is

2100
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:31,920
currently being cut off we just need to

2101
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:34,719
call a spade a spade like all the hot

2102
01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:37,840
dogs."

2103
01:34:34,719 --> 01:34:37,840
Again highly recommend

2104
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:44,239
um also in that conversation the coach

2105
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:46,239
is like like looks at Leslie and is like

2106
01:34:44,239 --> 01:34:47,760
"If you keep an eye on Lucy we'll call

2107
01:34:46,239 --> 01:34:49,920
it good." Like something where you're

2108
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:51,280
like "Okay they're clearly getting a

2109
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:53,159
spin-off." Once again it probably

2110
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:56,719
already exists

2111
01:34:53,159 --> 01:35:00,000
um so after that it we now skip to the

2112
01:34:56,719 --> 01:35:02,480
first game of the season okay where

2113
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:05,120
Leslie is anxiously awaiting her mom and

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01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:07,199
Paul's arrival because Mason is on the

2115
01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:10,320
hockey team so they're going to go

2116
01:35:07,199 --> 01:35:13,560
support him at his game um and when

2117
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:18,159
Mason gets tagged in he's playing

2118
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:21,360
fantastic like scores a hattick

2119
01:35:18,159 --> 01:35:24,880
very casually i'm like "Yes sure." Of we

2120
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:28,080
second stringer coming in

2121
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:30,000
nailed it you get it yeah um and

2122
01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:31,520
Leslie's cheering for him and like at

2123
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:33,760
one point she shouts like "Yeah baby."

2124
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:34,840
And they're like "Baby huh?" And then

2125
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:38,639
her mom

2126
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:40,400
sees the ring and is like "What's that?"

2127
01:35:38,639 --> 01:35:43,120
And she's like "An engagement ring." And

2128
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:44,639
she's like "Who you engaged to?" Awkward

2129
01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:46,239
and she just like doesn't really answer

2130
01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:48,400
and just keeps watching the hockey game

2131
01:35:46,239 --> 01:35:52,719
and then her mom's like "Who are you

2132
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:57,280
engaged to?" And then Paul is like "Baby

2133
01:35:52,719 --> 01:36:01,040
we already know this isn't this isn't

2134
01:35:57,280 --> 01:36:02,480
subtle they're 18 and very stupid well

2135
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:03,760
and then but like Paul looks at Leslie

2136
01:36:02,480 --> 01:36:05,520
and he's like I don't know what my son

2137
01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:06,600
did to you but like I'll make it right

2138
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:10,000
and

2139
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:11,719
like leaves the stands

2140
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:16,400
and so then we switched to

2141
01:36:11,719 --> 01:36:19,760
Mason and he's in the hall before the

2142
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:22,080
third period talking to his dad and his

2143
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:24,320
dad's like "Are is this like are you

2144
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:26,560
rebelling because I got remarried?" And

2145
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:28,800
Mason's like "It's not about you also we

2146
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:30,159
both lost mom and she makes me happy

2147
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:32,480
like you found your happiness why can't

2148
01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:33,159
I have my happiness?" And his dad is

2149
01:36:32,480 --> 01:36:36,320
like

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01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:38,960
"Well if y'all are happy then we'll I'll

2151
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:39,960
learn to accept it."

2152
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:43,360
And

2153
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:45,920
then they play the third period and TABU

2154
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:51,719
wins 15-3 and Mason scored the final

2155
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:51,719
goal and at the end of the game 15

2156
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:58,000
15-3 I think against

2157
01:36:55,159 --> 01:37:02,480
Cornell cornell get a better hockey team

2158
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:04,880
i don't This isn't 15 yeah i'm like I've

2159
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:06,800
never been at a hockey game

2160
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:09,199
where they scored more than like eight

2161
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:10,800
and that was like pretty intense yeah

2162
01:37:09,199 --> 01:37:13,119
also at a professional level right it's

2163
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:17,040
al it's not like one team is in the NHL

2164
01:37:13,119 --> 01:37:19,760
and one is like a street youth team like

2165
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:23,920
15 to three did feel a bit it's like

2166
01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:23,920
dad's playing hockey like

2167
01:37:24,199 --> 01:37:29,440
no like a pickup game with buddies like

2168
01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:31,119
no no no

2169
01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:33,600
just like a collegiate pickup game it's

2170
01:37:31,119 --> 01:37:36,040
fine yeah so they win 15 to three and

2171
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:40,239
then

2172
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:42,159
Leslie runs onto the rink and jumps in

2173
01:37:40,239 --> 01:37:45,280
his arms and he skates around with her

2174
01:37:42,159 --> 01:37:46,960
in his arms as they celebrate the win

2175
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:50,080
and that's the end of the book that's

2176
01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:54,199
the whole book yeah no epilogue that's

2177
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:54,199
no epilog full stop

2178
01:37:54,520 --> 01:37:59,639
okay all right m

2179
01:38:00,639 --> 01:38:04,000
but I'm also not going to lie the whole

2180
01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:07,239
time I was reading it I was just going

2181
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:11,960
"What the fuck?" But I couldn't

2182
01:38:07,239 --> 01:38:15,119
stop i'm in it now like this [ __ ] is

2183
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:16,960
[ __ ] what are they going to do next oh

2184
01:38:15,119 --> 01:38:19,119
he's going to put cameras up next didn't

2185
01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:21,960
see that one coming obviously oh he's

2186
01:38:19,119 --> 01:38:26,600
going to pretend that he got beat up at

2187
01:38:21,960 --> 01:38:28,960
hockey to gain sympathy from her

2188
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:31,360
like I don't know if they're dating by

2189
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:32,880
sophomore year

2190
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:36,560
it's definitely going to ruin their

2191
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:39,199
parents' marriage for sure poor Paul and

2192
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:41,560
Anna innocent bystanders in all of this

2193
01:38:39,199 --> 01:38:44,800
very much so

2194
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:48,760
yeah so what point shoes hockey sticks

2195
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:48,760
what what butterflies

2196
01:38:49,239 --> 01:38:54,600
yeah I guess i Yeah I

2197
01:38:57,040 --> 01:39:01,600
three for every month they've known each

2198
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:01,600
other like is

2199
01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:06,760
that so six

2200
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:15,480
oh my god oh my gosh okay yeah so

2201
01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:18,800
butterflies let's

2202
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:22,159
go out of 18

2203
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:26,960
sure sure that feels just as gross as

2204
01:39:22,159 --> 01:39:26,960
the whole thing really i might go

2205
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:30,520
with

2206
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:36,040
seven

2207
01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:39,600
six between six to eight lower than

2208
01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:41,080
50% but I couldn't look away Hannah i

2209
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:44,320
couldn't

2210
01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:48,719
stop and if you're willing to suspend

2211
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:48,719
all of your beliefs about everything

2212
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:55,040
i'm like this is ridiculous that the

2213
01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:58,719
entertainment value is high yes yes I

2214
01:39:55,040 --> 01:40:02,000
see it entertainment value is very high

2215
01:39:58,719 --> 01:40:05,000
but like it's so many tropes yeah it's a

2216
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:10,199
lot of tropes like you have

2217
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:12,960
stalker step sibling uhhuh bully

2218
01:40:10,199 --> 01:40:14,560
hockey college

2219
01:40:12,960 --> 01:40:18,280
and I feel like I'm probably still

2220
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:22,440
missing one well and daddy i mean

2221
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:24,760
yeah six right there

2222
01:40:22,440 --> 01:40:28,480
so it's a

2223
01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:30,760
journey it's messy

2224
01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:34,760
i I didn't find

2225
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:37,920
myself rooting for

2226
01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:40,000
them but I do ultimately hope they're

2227
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:43,360
okay

2228
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:45,360
hope they get into some therapy

2229
01:40:43,360 --> 01:40:48,639
yeah both individual and couples

2230
01:40:45,360 --> 01:40:50,719
potentially maybe start with individual

2231
01:40:48,639 --> 01:40:53,119
yeah start with individual before before

2232
01:40:50,719 --> 01:40:54,719
couples in this situation

2233
01:40:53,119 --> 01:40:58,560
i think you both have some things you

2234
01:40:54,719 --> 01:41:02,560
need to process a little bit a few a lot

2235
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:07,080
yeah it's fine everything's fine

2236
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:08,760
but like he does so much [ __ ] up [ __ ]

2237
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:11,440
yeah

2238
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:13,040
yeah mhm and apparently he is that much

2239
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:14,880
of a sex god because the orgasms are

2240
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:18,600
enough that she just like literally

2241
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:18,600
overlooks all of it

2242
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:28,960
yeah okay but it's also

2243
01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:30,880
like how I Met Your Mother where it's

2244
01:41:28,960 --> 01:41:33,320
like "Oh college Lily thought those were

2245
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:37,280
orgasms."

2246
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:41,280
Like okay she's never had one before

2247
01:41:37,280 --> 01:41:43,600
like maybe well and I'm just like I know

2248
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:45,199
we've said this before the person I

2249
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:47,199
thought I was going to marry when I was

2250
01:41:45,199 --> 01:41:51,280
18

2251
01:41:47,199 --> 01:41:55,400
thank God like wish you well but not for

2252
01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:57,840
me right uh-uh and I'm just like

2253
01:41:55,400 --> 01:42:00,159
uhoh oh maybe that's why there's no

2254
01:41:57,840 --> 01:42:03,520
epilogue

2255
01:42:00,159 --> 01:42:05,760
you guys you don't want to know like it

2256
01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:08,000
didn't go well that's Joe's way of

2257
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:11,000
saying like we're just going to leave it

2258
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:13,360
here

2259
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:18,719
unfortunately yes you don't want more

2260
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:23,679
information yeah um okay yeah like

2261
01:42:18,719 --> 01:42:25,760
seven seven yeah seven out of 18 18

2262
01:42:23,679 --> 01:42:28,159
feels accurate the entertainment value

2263
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:30,000
was high but also you have to suspend a

2264
01:42:28,159 --> 01:42:32,719
lot of belief and get real cool with a

2265
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:34,239
lot of [ __ ] real quick and if that's not

2266
01:42:32,719 --> 01:42:37,119
where your head is at then this is not

2267
01:42:34,239 --> 01:42:39,920
the book to pick up yeah yeah if it is

2268
01:42:37,119 --> 01:42:41,320
where your head is at if you can match

2269
01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:46,960
Mason's

2270
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:50,560
Freak I cannot no no no my moral compass

2271
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:54,239
is maybe a little too ingrained to Yeah

2272
01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:56,000
just a little bit different you know mhm

2273
01:42:54,239 --> 01:42:57,600
we have different true norths there you

2274
01:42:56,000 --> 01:43:01,520
go that's okay yeah everyone has their

2275
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:03,920
true north right so seven out of 18

2276
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:07,600
butterflies mhm mhm that's a lot of

2277
01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:10,520
wings but sure yeah 14 wings yeah yeah

2278
01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:13,760
out of 36 look at my math not bad not

2279
01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:17,280
bad i've been practicing i haven't i

2280
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:20,560
should though my math is not great uh

2281
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:23,280
all of all of the 14 butterfly wings

2282
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:25,280
seven butterflies total let us know what

2283
01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:28,480
you would rate this if you would use a

2284
01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:30,719
different rating system mhm how how you

2285
01:43:28,480 --> 01:43:33,520
feel about the journey that we just went

2286
01:43:30,719 --> 01:43:35,760
on cuz I really have so many mixed

2287
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:37,840
feelings about it and would love to hear

2288
01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:41,440
everyone else's thoughts as well don't

2289
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:43,239
forget to like subscribe comment um

2290
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:45,360
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2291
01:43:43,239 --> 01:43:48,080
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2292
01:43:45,360 --> 01:43:51,520
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2293
01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:54,480
to review because Hannah read 300 books

2294
01:43:51,520 --> 01:43:56,960
last year i did it's good to have some

2295
01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:58,800
guidance on what to review that's too

2296
01:43:56,960 --> 01:44:00,480
many to choose from decision paralysis

2297
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:01,760
y'all

2298
01:44:00,480 --> 01:44:06,480
like if someone could just tell me

2299
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:08,480
please i read too many i read too much

2300
01:44:06,480 --> 01:44:11,679
all right all that said we can't wait to

2301
01:44:08,480 --> 01:44:15,800
see you until next time yep that didn't

2302
01:44:11,679 --> 01:44:15,800
[ __ ] bye mud [ __ ]

2303
01:44:16,239 --> 01:44:22,159
well that's it for this week Smud [ __ ]

2304
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:24,960
we hope it was good for you cuz it sure

2305
01:44:22,159 --> 01:44:27,440
was great for us if you're digging what

2306
01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:29,040
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01:44:27,440 --> 01:44:32,239
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